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Let's get into the episode. Fucking a dozen row on last
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night. You know, he was saying like
he's never met Paul Blair in like 3 years that he's been
coming to hot water. And I was like what?
You mean I've never met him? I was like, do you know he's not
real? And he's like what?
And I was like, do you think Paul Blair is a real person?
And he was like, it's Binti's alter ego.
Like so when he fucks Axe, he pretend he's Paul Blair.
(03:25):
So like if he doesn't get sick and actually can't be pissed off
with Binsey. So we just used as a fake name.
And he was like, I did not know that.
And I was like, how fucking dumbare you?
And he was like, I was like, he was like, I'm never going to
tell anyone because everyone thinks Paul Blair is a
wheelbase. And I was like, yeah, just keep
it going. You got a better size.
I was winding dog up last night when he went on a hot date,
didn't he? He got a hot date.
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Yeah he just keeps asking me foradvice.
So just give why the the worst advice?
I was like girls love it when you just kiss them When the mid
sentence and first date though, you have to do what?
If they are, just put your finger in the mouth, yeah.
So just go back the next day. The black eye.
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You told me to take a note. I was like that and.
Everything. When I was to West Derby
Village, Chesty, that's like where I'm from.
I went to primary school in WestDerby.
I would say it was like a Churchof England school, primary
school. Like it was quite, quite posh.
Like primary school. Yeah, but you wouldn't think so.
(04:28):
Me. But I went there and I can't
remember nothing from primary school.
You know, it's weird. Like my memories are just
fucking sellable. Can't remember nothing.
I've seen a girl in the West High village yesterday with the
mum, Alex. And like she was in my primary
school and she was saying, oh, how's it going on?
And she went to come to see you a few months ago on hot water
and stuff. Maybe mum.
(04:49):
She said, Oh yeah. And then I was speaking to her
mum and I knew her mum as well alittle bit.
And mom was saying, oh, you werealways funny in school.
And I went why would someone? What do you mean?
She went to she had one of the funniest stories.
I already sat. She said I was already telling
it last week in the brick, a pump in like County Road.
Why are you talking about me for?
It's like because it's wonderfulof your stories.
Ever watch? You had to like Year 4I?
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There was a talent show. Yeah, Oh.
God, he's a talent show. And it's like, it's like the
school's like Church of England,like it's like run by a priest
and fucking. You want to be like all the
teachers, like proper series andstuff, Yeah.
During the Catholic school. Yeah, yeah, I think it's all
Church of. England, Church of England, it's
opposite. It's a Catholic.
Oh yeah, aren't Church of England and that shit?
Yeah, Church of England. Would you like hit hymns or not
(05:32):
in the morning? Yeah, come by hard shit.
He's got the whole world in his hands.
Yeah, that's right. With that goes off that just.
Go off, That's all. I like that one.
Everywhere around me I can see the hand of God.
The evidence surrounds me in thegreatness of his world,
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everywhere around me. I've I've got goosebumps.
That was beautiful. This little light of mine, I'm
going to let it shine. What's that go like?
This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine.
This little light of mine, I'm going to let.
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I think that's pretty much it. That's.
The only. 1. Oh, Uptown God, Uptown God.
Very disrespectful of so stupid.Oh town God.
(06:43):
I'm talking stupid town God anyway.
Like a proper sexual song as well.
So see, see me, see me old classmates from primary school,
very serious girl, and do the talent show.
She said I can't remember this. I can't remember it, but I just
it's class. She said in the talent show,
(07:06):
like it wasn't for parents and stuff, but Alex went home and
told him, yeah. And they said it was funny.
So it was just all the kids there and the teachers.
The talent show. I get up.
I get up at the end I goes, hi, I've got a joke.
I was like, oh, yeah, go on. I say, right to say, a cow gets
(07:27):
onto a bus and the bus is full and there's a chicken there and
there's a seat next to the chicken and the car goes with
the chicken and says move. Yeah.
And the chicken just goes no. And the car was like getting
frustrated and looks for more, aseat on the bus and the only
(07:50):
seat left is next to the chicken.
So he goes back over to it and goes move.
So the chick is like no and the cows like move and the chicken
goes fuck off. And that was their favorite
memory, that was. Facial memory.
That went off in the pub. I was like.
(08:11):
I was like I'm that'll be next source show it.
Doesn't make any sense those. Would there be a cow on the bus?
Hello. It's that viral clip that kid in
the in the audience, the guy in the audience and MO Gilligan's
on start doing the work in progress.
So the Creek summit just like someone from the audience get up
(08:34):
and he got gets up and does a joke and it fucking kills me
absolutely millions online and everyone's like Santa do stand
up and that. Was a hack joker.
I was good. I remember watching everything.
I was good that I didn't laugh, but I thought it was good.
Was a hack though they got a lotof sort of.
No, it's like it's about an Indian and an Irishman.
(08:54):
He was Indian, so he was sound. Yeah, but it's about an Indian
and Irishman going for a job interview.
I can't remember exactly, but I'll chop.
I'll chop it in a. Job interview two guys go for
the job interview, an Irish guy and an Indian guy.
So the Irish guy goes up first and the rules of the interview
are you've got to use three words in a sentence.
(09:14):
Be very creative. The words are green, yellow and
pink. So the Irish guy is like OK I
woke up 1 morning. Looked outside my house and
(09:37):
that's a green grass. Loved it, fucking loved it.
And for the first time in many years, there was some sun,
sunshine, yellow sunshine and itlooked a little bit further.
And there was a. A couple of pink pigs into your
life. Fantastic.
I love it. You're in it with a good shower.
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Indian guy is stressing. He's like, oh, my God, that was
very good. Yeah, But I don't know.
I don't know. He was like, come on, man, you
got something. Just try something.
Well, yesterday, yesterday, my phone rang.
(10:26):
It was going green, green. Green Green.
So I picked up the phone and I said yellow.
(11:04):
Does that not piss you off though that he's just gone viral
after we've been there stand forfucking years like.
No, he won't. He's gone viral going on.
Yeah, it's probably a joke. He's in the pub.
Yeah, he won't. He won't.
I mean, he might not capitalize something, you don't know, but
it's a good clip and it's good. He gets up from the audience,
you think, oh, it's going to be dog shit.
He starts off with a shit one and then he comes back and
(11:25):
fucking banging me. So he's.
Just in the crowd watching yeah,yeah.
Why does he get up though? I.
Think it's part of the show likesomeone in the audience gets.
Someone else? Someone in the audience gets up
for a minute. Move.
I like it and you don't have forthe talent show.
Yeah. And then obviously just said
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fuck off. Yeah, I got, I got Chelsea
badly, that river. But what was nice about it, Year
4, you're about 9:10. I was right in there, baby, You
know what I mean? Yeah, but I was a ball writer.
In the craft. Yeah, just laying in that.
I did my first. One I didn't know.
I like comedy though. Like a like told joke.
(12:06):
Back then I thought there was a much lazy life.
My first one was at sound contest in press time on it I
was about 8, I was about 99. What was your joke?
I can't remember what I did, butno, that was a different one.
That was. That was, that was.
A solid show sluts, Are you ready?
I did it. You love attention, Jimmy.
No, I did it because my mum usedto.
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No, my mum used to shower me forthe new things.
No, Tisha just used to fortune to keep.
Yeah, so because it was the the blind date story that we've told
where I'd say Chris, but every answer I didn't put my hand up
thinking, yeah, they'll never pick me.
I'm I'm an ugly kid. What the picture the pit me
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anyway? I'm ugly with the other kids.
Maybe not one, not one. I think that's why I was there.
I was like the joke pic. Do you reckon you don't like you
don't like when you have The X Factor auditions?
Yeah, shit ones for telly. Do you have Jeopardy in?
Because if you have free stunts,it's just like yeah whatever it
is getting packed by any of these 8 year olds like fucking
(13:11):
Ricardo, their Little Mix race I.
Knew the shoot the Susan boy. I told that story.
When you told that story is a bit sketchy.
Don't like to get like kids to kiss on stage and stuff.
You're amazing on the cheek and all, but it's still a bitch just
to like glorifying kids that you're a male of of kissing
stuff. Do you reckon?
Yeah. Pretty damn sexy Way.
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Pretty damn. Sexy.
Pretty damn sexy though. Yeah, it's weird getting just
kids to kiss. Do you know you?
Oh. Pal, it's like, yeah, yeah,
little Jamie's got a stiffy likethat.
Don't. Have a stiffer.
You probably did. Well, it didn't.
Class getting stiffy isn't it? Love a little stiffy.
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I remember once we made us out, he went home with a girl.
And. Nice.
Did you shag? You went?
No. Just want me to stick you on the
leg. Please tell me she wasn't
asleep. Just wipe me, stick me on the
leg consensually like. I've started getting more more
(14:16):
than bone ONS again me. Are you?
Yeah, I've not seen. Your libido.
Back. Yeah, it's come back again now,
but like, most of it's just fullof piss, you know what I mean?
Like you just have like a properpiss bone on.
A piss stiffy. Yeah, yeah, that.
And then it just goes good pissed one.
What are you pointing now? No, no, no, sorry.
Pointing you pointing at me. I've got a little pissed bone.
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Yeah, I was. Like no, because I used I
usually gonna go, I was only messing now and write me off.
I used to think that was normal.Then I asked one of my mates.
I was like, when you need the weed you get a bit of a stiffy
And he was like Nah. And I was like, yeah, not me
neither. So I always just thought that
was dead weird of me. I just always thought it was
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like. AI was messing like.
Yeah, I knew that was going to I.
Can't. Believe I got them with that.
Yeah, that one's overweight. No, but just.
That was weird that. Bro I know what I mean.
No, that was weird bro. It's not all the time, but just
sometimes when you need the weights like it like it fills
your Willy up a bit first. Like a little water balloon.
Yeah, yeah. But that's what you've just said
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to know you're. Making that wasn't me.
That's why I went. I didn't say.
Because I was like, no. Have you ever shut down like
having a shit? Yeah.
Jesus, stand up. Whoa, what the fuck?
Fire joke. Yeah, yeah.
Sick. You only did the chicken mixer
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the chins for it Turkey. Please, come on, that's what you
do. I'm just being a lovely ladder,
right? So when you have have you ever
had like been on a shit and you give me the piss as well?
So you have to sit down we as well as because you have to poo
(16:02):
as well. But have you ever had a sit down
we and you've whatever you pull your and you just piss on your
pants or on the floor and you like how's I?
Don't know like you know. You've sat down and you've like,
how's it gone? It's it's under the seat.
Yeah, you want to be in a car, escape when it's escaped.
But I was pissed on the floor. Like it?
Happens like like after sex or whatever or like after a one
(16:24):
kind of go for a piss. It'll just shoot off all mad
ways. Yeah, maybe like I don't like
when you sit down up. Maybe like if you've got like a
little bit of a a piss sniffy, maybe it's like point.
Oh, it's, it's hard to, you knowwhat I mean?
It's hard to keep on control, man.
Pissing with Ronaldo? Especially when you've got a big
length like you. Yeah, I'm huge hung.
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Our mate the other day was in the green room and he was
showing me a picture of himself,like on stage.
Oh. No, don't.
Worry he was like, oh, I'll get on this picture and he's going
through his camera roll and likeI just locked in on one square
of his like camera roll and it was.
Just a picture of his Dick, not hard for anything.
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Just the flaccid Dick. Just like a flaccid to the side.
Why? Have you got that?
I sent it Lauren as a joke saying don't some of this baby
it's just a flaccid thing. Imagine out and it's proper.
Yeah, that voice for yeah, so I said, do you want some of this
baby? Do I just used to send Dick pics
and that he's like I just I sendhim where like it looks audible
(17:31):
and flaccid. No, I'm upstairs and she's
downstairs coming up for a nap. Hold some of this baby.
What you say no. Right now I'm watching for In
the Bird. Yeah.
Is it payment day? What did you give this out at
10? It was.
It was it. Was all the same colour you are.
(17:54):
What was his Dick? Out of 10 did you say?
Good? Eight.
Really. Yeah, good Dick.
It's got a good Dick. Does it look clear because I
thought it might be a bit off coloured.
Yeah, it's but like the size andthe.
Game. The game.
It's nestled in me purely like apig in hay.
Yeah. Well, you're turning down there.
Pigs move. Pigs move.
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Pigs move. Pigs move.
I'll show it is after accidentally got my Dick out
Sage in Leeds. Accidentally hit your Dick?
So stripping. No.
(18:43):
Fucking. Idiot.
No, because I was meant to like full monitor, but leave your hat
there. You could leave your hair.
That was on the floor, so I thought I'll just I'll put the
mic there to look funny and I just missed Lewis.
I'll be Mike. Yeah, we had the.
Did you not get told off that though?
No. Because it's not like this
exposure. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Illegal. Like that's like illegal, Yeah,
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get knocked off. The funniest?
Fuck that though, yeah. He's a bad boy, really.
Yeah, he's just flashing people.Yeah.
Without consent. Yeah, it's probably that fast.
I was like, oh, I was lost in flash.
So funny. What would you do?
What would you do if police knocked at yours one day and
went say someone's complained ofindecent exposure?
Oh, come and get me boys. Arrest me.
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Officer. Oh, Joe, it's in my.
Joe, it's in my. It's the cute police internal.
I'm just not chilling in your pocket or I was just happy to
see the officer. Little fluffy handcuffs got.
A big fluffy toilet seat. The helmet.
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What? The.
Heck, why are your noses on one today?
You got hay fever? Gay fever must be going off
because you're on this 4th. I was done.
(20:14):
Fuck off, fuck off, fire. Jump on that ass.
What you say, love? No, it's 40 like.
I'm doing it some other. I'm all put a baby with that.
I don't keep up, too scared too.Scared, yeah, but out last night
then. Yeah, I'm in the Liffey.
With the steps crew, yeah. Yeah, that was good.
(20:35):
They've started a new group. Chandler What?
That was great name that I was pissing myself from the pub.
What was it called? Hot lips, hot hips and hot
chips. Who's who?
Well, you're, you're obviously Chips.
Why? I think.
I've got hot lips. No, because when I whenever.
(20:56):
I lose hot chips. These hot hips, these hot lips,
every time I. Suck at it.
Yeah, pretty much whenever I askhim, are you out?
Are you out like hot hips? Where are you hot hips?
So he's all the adulating for each other.
Yeah, I was just hot chips. You've always been hot chips.
(21:18):
Yeah, it's. The first time of it.
So we just say behind your back,these chips coming out, these
chips. Coming out.
Oh God. Hey chips, get off stage and off
funny. Keep going.
Chips move chips. Chips out.
(21:45):
You should bring chips. Get chips out for love.
But yeah, I'm getting there. Getting a little bit silly after
this. Yeah.
And if you I've hit back credit this week as a boyfriend, bro,
I'm a sick boyfriend me. What have you done, Laurence
Finnell? So it's like this is prime this
to get some boyfriend dollars inthe bank, bro, you know how we
(22:08):
operate. I have.
You've always got a. Gender.
No. I earn.
I earn my money and then I spendit on being a cunt.
Just say it what's? Up and I.
Was just talking to someone well.
Mike, what's up? Well, Mike though, so yeah.
I'm. Scared.
Don't have to. That's not.
Being scared we're. All me too.
(22:34):
That's a fucking strike that, That's a strike that.
What? Telling you to give me insults?
He's not brave. What's that?
I do. Do you agree that's a strike?
I agree that's a strike. I wasn't.
That's a fucking strike performer.
You can. Fucking.
That's a fucking strike. But if we were playing strikes
in this game, that's a fucking. Strike you'd be.
(22:55):
Striked out all that the other shit you've been thrown at him
today. Oh, yeah.
Thanks Dad. Yeah.
Are you? All right, you strike.
For you? Are you all right?
You. I'm not actually.
I'm tired. Fuck you now just because he's
ships. You don't have to be fish.
Hot fish. Hot fish is good luck.
Fish and chips over it can't getup.
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I hate this. Yeah, so as I was saying, avert
loads of credit, I get credit inthe bank and then I spend it on
getting pissed and that nice andgambling and whatever.
So, but because she's been ill, I'm like, Oh yeah, it's a little
Subway salad in the fridge for you.
By the way, she didn't even ask for it.
She's like. I just find that meant although
a subway salad. Like what?
(25:10):
Is it just lettuce and tomato inthere?
Oh yeah, chicken in that as well.
Yeah, salad box because she's not been eating.
I like, make sure you eat some. I got you a Subway salad box.
It's just a nice, yeah, it's a nice thing to do.
And I'm like, oh, by the way, mecome.
And Tony said, like, we might have a couple of drinks after
the record, but I don't have to.It's just like why you bite your
(25:36):
lip, you weird. Though 'cause he's Hot Lips.
Oh yeah? Well, it'll meet all you.
Need I'm cooling down so. So can I just eat chips now
though you? Do that.
Yeah, yeah. You do like chips.
Yeah, you. Move you do like.
Chips. I don't like chips.
You'd like chips. You're telling me what I like.
I don't. Like seeing you eat chips.
Oh, all right. So I've had chips before.
I've not. Really, if you don't like it,
(25:56):
you wouldn't easy A. Little big fat of chips.
Well, I'll eat. Pause the chips.
I'll have a couple on the side. Yeah, they're OK.
You breathe like you've got a Hot Chip in your mouth, though.
It was like. Well, since calabs could be a
bit, you've only chip on your shoulder bit.
Well, I'm trying to edit then goon.
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What have you got to say about that fish?
I. Was I was trying?
To hot fish you. Know.
What you're doing? BGT Memories.
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What time did you get the last night that Carl?
02. Oh, that's not too bad.
Yeah, frill everywhere. I realized I don't chew
properly. Chew, chew.
Chew. Chew because when you've.
Been so far. All the foods come up.
I'm coming up with you. People all over the world join
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Train. Are you seeing Palestine or are
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shoes OH. God.
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You better know. We end up in the Mccooley's and
you know, by Matthew St. Some homeless woman came in Meg,
Meg. The Meg.
Meg no bad. It's so silly.
(28:17):
Meg no better. Oh.
God, that Ben has just risen up this homeless woman.
Oh, Douglas. Yeah, balls of drinks in there.
(28:40):
Balls of drinks. Yeah, he's very.
Desperate, isn't he? Dog, isn't he?
Yeah. So how long have they keep it on
the streets? He speaks.
Yeah. He just squeals, then he goes,
yeah. What's his game like?
What like how you'd expect? Yeah, Miles off it.
(29:00):
Yeah, Have you? Seen him where he goes like come
on, you can do better than that.Yeah, I just, I just love one
man. Did you tell you what I've done?
Too many news and telling someone off in the theatre.
I think it was during your live show.
I think when I was up at the back and some kid was just like
kept chatting at the back. So I went over to go and tell
them off and as he's telling them, I just pulled Ben short
(29:21):
and boxed his nose. Just kicked off.
Yeah, yeah, just as ass game oldand the lad just based out
laughing at him. Ben just lost all the authority.
Started selling off. It was first section as well so
Ben just hit in the sound box. Lost the crowd.
I just love him so much, man. I just love like, I just love
(29:43):
wandering more. Like some dudes.
When we were walking back, this homeless film asked for change.
I was like, I haven't got anybody.
He's got loads. Just left him with this.
Can he start explaining himself and.
Then when he's explaining himself, just kicking me.
Don't go away. Lord John, do I live show in a
(30:07):
few weeks and they are not here.We've got here in a few weeks.
Oh, that way, Belfast. Oh, I have, yeah.
So I'll come. What date star?
Should play have? A little play, Yeah, we have a.
Little play with JB on our way. Yeah, yeah, We had some on the
BFD show that was good. Joey didn't know he got under
quid for it. He's not about 9:00.
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I didn't know. I thought I was just doing it to
just help the boys on, didn't realize it's.
Very nice, yeah. It's got to.
Know exactly? Why not it's?
Gone. Now it is.
Come on. Now it is.
Come on. As it actually got right.
You're not getting them back. We're moving forward though.
Move forward, definitely, yeah, if you have Belfast on the 25th
(30:52):
of May, so if you want to have alittle play with Jamie while the
boss is away, yeah, give him happy.
Come down. It's silly, isn't that?
To come by. Make sure there's some
professionalism to come by when I'm not there, you know?
I think we've done one in a while to get there to be fair,
then we've you quite a few times.
Yeah, Belfast maybe. Yeah, I can't wait all weekend.
(31:13):
Nice, we don't like that. Like Love Breeze or.
Like that was called. She made that all.
Doggle. Doggle making the show.
I've got a doggle you. Fucking killed me.
You killed me off you. You know, I know you're going to
(31:36):
open with that. Yeah, I don't remember Doggles
fucking O2 Boltons. I was in Bolton last night.
Yeah, come on. I was in Bolton.
(32:11):
Oh please do that. Next up is the fucking cow in
the bus. Bolton last night.
Bolton last night. Guess of me.
(32:39):
Yeah, I mean, yes, I'm doing it,I'm doing it.
Wild Crack Festival. What a wild crack.
All the stuff at the post look, I can't even say oh you asked me
to do a video you want to go hi guys a company here the sense of
it he said you've got it all wrong.
You haven't said any of it, right?
You got the video that's. When used to it here, yeah.
Daddy's not the video. Seen the video?
(33:00):
Dropped the video in Hello fine people from Donegal.
It's me Tony Carroll. I will be at the Boonucrana
cinema on Friday the 23rd of Maygoing to be doing some stand up
tell us some jokes. We're going to have a party come
and join us on Friday the 23rd of May in the Boonucrana cinema.
(33:20):
See you there. I got hello Donggle.
It's. Not when I was in the
background. Was not when I was in the
background exactly. I put you off.
Yeah, I don't forget, but yeah, anyway, it's a big crowded I
think it's called dog. I don't know.
I've been I've been E Belfast onFriday the 25th of May Nice do
(33:41):
over like Paddy McDonnell, a lotof shades.
Nice. That'll be fun, yeah.
Yeah, if you're in dongle, go and check that out.
And couple use them. And then I'm playing the Chelsea
game on the Sati. Yeah, playing against your main
Pennant. Five aside.
Well. Five aside or 11:11?
Yeah, got got to be a pair of boots as well.
(34:01):
Preds. Nice.
Man, how you feeling about trends?
We spoke about that with Steven Tyler.
So the yeah, it's just, it's hard of me because I know,
because I know them as well. I know the family.
So it's a bit tough because he'sa friend of mine, so.
Is he? Yeah.
He's a friend of mine, live shot1/4 for me, then he grew up.
(34:23):
I've said those away from me, soyeah, come from, the man said.
Why didn't you get him on the pod?
Why? Didn't you get him on the pod?
Why are you in a pod? Why do you want to come out of
here? Those girlfriend You have some
of Zealand There's really. Shit in here got Nate.
She bared me. What?
What's up? Say I've got it.
She bared me. Have you got something to?
Say or itchy bad lad. Why?
(34:43):
Have you washed that or something?
You're. Not a lot you lost itchy beard.
You're still going to Turkish stuff for your beard.
Nah, no craft barbaco. Let's say it's a look sharp, but
yeah. I couldn't afford a haircut as
well, just just beard. I could only afford beard.
That's how in the trenches were so.
(35:04):
Funny when you when it's that Turkish barbers just, you know,
sharp is like they like they do the lines and that's yeah, they
will have the stripe down here and.
Then like sit on the back. His eyebrows, little slits in
there. I was a little slit.
Where? Just just down there slit.
(35:27):
That's what I call them slits. Oh mate.
So we just slit out for the boyshot chips.
That is a bake here, bake I. Don't know bake bro.
Yeah, I'll give. A.
What have you been up to mate? Oh, you said you had a skeleton
(35:50):
to pick with? Oh yeah, why are you giving me?
Shit. Oh, because the day we won the
league messages lad, everyone saying you're scared I'm trying
to stop them and everything likeproper, that's the.
Callum Hallmark. Text everyone was just
something. That was me bone to pick with
it. I had no problem with you saying
that 'cause that's classic hue. It was when Tony went oh lad, he
was sending that to everyone. You know I.
(36:11):
Was like, oh, that wasn't. I thought, I thought he wanted
him to come down. I just send it to him.
Every time calm has a drink and you're not out, it just goes.
Can't leave you scared to come out.
Yeah, yeah. And that's and it works 95%.
Of the time he was there later on the night pissed me.
He was going tell him to come out.
I was like, no, he was like, well just tell him.
Especially Wozniak. Rob Thomas.
(36:33):
Yeah, Wozniak was coming, but. He didn't.
No, she's scared. That's what it comes down to
this game. Like if someone's like, I've got
something on tomorrow and I'm like, yeah, so you're scared to
come out. But what if?
What if it's the other way around?
Column. What's the other way around?
If I say to you, you say no, I'mnot today.
Are you scared? He.
Just goes you and terrified by yeah blocks.
You all the breasts. We'll get off All the breasts.
(36:56):
I'll come. I'll.
I'll come out. You always.
I I always come out. You know today.
I mean, you know. You won't come out after.
This I was out last night. You won't go out after.
This you'll have a drink. Yeah, I will.
Well, he wants to get him a snooker, don't he?
Yeah, no, you're already good. No, I'll just go for a pint.
Not really well the last time wewent I want.
To play it, we. Went to Mccooley's and we were
sharing one snooker COO. That was stupid and every time.
(37:17):
We have two tables, some months though.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sneaker pools. Sorry, I'll finish my story.
Yeah. Just don't get the wrong two
different sports, yeah? You may fool it.
Pull a sticker a different mate.Don't just call the logic
because there's balls on the table theory.
It's like call them tennis and squash tennis difference.
I can't be honest with you today.
(37:38):
You're getting me now.
(38:02):
Finally broke. I love.
Cows that want to see, I don't. Even know what?
Yeah. Yeah, it was playing.
It was playing purely Mccullers and they had one pill QQ.
Yeah. So obviously you know what he's
(38:25):
like. So I went to get it and just
threw it on the floor in that. So the next round, the next
round it was me. I went to the toilets and put it
in the toilet, put the queue. In the toilet, yeah.
Went to go, took me shot. Then it was this goat and I put
it on the floor and slid it and it just went on the loaded
table. People sat.
(38:45):
There. So I went.
Sorry. What was the year when that guy
asked us to mind the tables? Oh.
Fucking so. I don't like things like this.
So I mean like looking after people's tables.
I don't like the responsibility of it.
(39:07):
It was like just watch the table.
I'm just going for the piss, right?
Yeah, yeah, I will. Oh my.
That's really better. Come back soon because there's
people like looking at build table for you.
You say someone's other. I don't like that.
And then he came back and he went, I'll fight.
So Catholic Buys went yeah, he was that scared.
He. Was dead scared.
(39:29):
He was really scared, but I was.I just don't like it.
People going to. It's a conversation you don't
like. Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like giving people bad news.
So I mean, yeah, that's why I kept the Chip nickname away from
me for all these years, months, weeks.
I don't. I mean hot chips, you know, I'm
(39:50):
actually. Sounds like it's a.
It is a good name. It is.
I just wasn't sure how you're going to take it.
Because oh, hot chips is quite. I said we've said that for a
while, like. Yeah.
Yeah. I feel like you should twist it
so it means poker chips. Like when you're talking about
it, be poker chips. You know what I mean?
Hot chips because you're constantly fucking on.
Them that is a. Honking shell.
That's why. That's why it's hot fish.
(40:11):
That's why you're hot fish. Stanking.
Over the hot fish out a lot there.
I meant fish up a tree there. Hot fish, Hot chips.
Well, I like that. Salad.
Chips. Hey, what's your favorite meal?
(40:35):
Have a chippy? What's your hangover hangovers?
Recently I've been doing fish and chips.
I like. Cookie sauce and that, yes.
Stevenson, I said. That's.
Kind of him. So I'll tell you what that's
about. A new question to guess.
What's your chippy order? Bosch so.
Bosch Fish and chip Bosch Bosch.He's getting dangerously big
(40:58):
now. Him, you know, he's like he's.
Rob Thomas Big. I saw the video of the Bosch guy
and he's filming in his house now and you can see his family
just hate him. Yeah.
Like, can we just have lasagna? He's like, no fucking Chinese
Bosch, I just want to fucking want lasagna.
(41:19):
I'd. Love to sniff that fucking
toilet man. Sniffing.
Just like the. No, there's no.
No, no. I.
Don't. Like how bad it is?
So why would you want to sniff that?
Just because the macabre nature of humans are like they want to
know the extreme of, you know, people attracted to.
(41:41):
If you're attracted to Bosch. Bum Bosch, Bum.
Bosch bum. She's got that Bosch bum.
Yeah, she's good. So what's a chippy order?
(42:13):
Well, at the minute, like it's fish.
And chips. Kind of a toast.
Chips, toast, perfect chippy drink.
Mate, because it's quite salty and then you have like a sweet
drink, yeah. Vim toast are perfect.
When you're hungover as well, make.
Humble sausage dinner Three sausage gravy, peas, onion.
What are you laughing? He's so desperate for a chippy,
right? Now he's.
(42:33):
So desperate for a chippy, right?
This conversation he's just had to the letter with Stephen tries
just going I need a sausage again now he's dead 3.
Sausages. Big sausages.
Not the big ones. It's just a just three.
Three of them. Three.
Jeremy battered sausage jump on Use that speed.
(42:54):
Just. Bet your little pouch looks like
a speed. Pouch.
You know the pouch pouch? Kangaroo pouch there.
What gay weather? Crispy.
What crispy? Why are you hot hips?
(43:15):
You are serious? Make hips Fuck off.
Nah. Steve idiots, Steve videos, you
got hot tips? I got hot hips.
You can't move. Can't move.
Oh yes, yeah, look a lot. That's what.
(43:38):
I got moves me really no. I was thinking, I've never
really. Seen.
No, I don't know. I used to dance.
You. Not like, not like.
The class I thought you were. What was that?
What was that dance you called the bridge?
Got sellers? Yeah.
Yeah. Twist and pulls, There's a fit
in there as well, yeah. Twist and pulls, we're good.
(44:00):
Did you used to like dance properly?
Not for like a living. Nobody would be like, did you go
to dance school? No, I was just.
Gay. Just gay.
Just tablets in it and just dancing.
Is that I thought you had dance class?
No, I didn't school. It was like part of the dancing
drama. I did dancing.
(44:22):
What did you do there? So he was back.
What did we do? I think we've done a Greece.
Oh, you'd be great that as you go.
Nah. All I auditioned at night for
Grease, the School Musical and if it was on Sky One.
Oh, you got the path? Then I didn't get it, Duncan
James said. They couldn't sing.
They're there. You get roasted on talent shows
you. Don't know why I keep.
(44:43):
Doing them. I'm fired on my mate.
Two talent shows and two rejections.
I want my one. But they end up calling me back,
though, Sky One. And after I didn't get through
the first thing. So like, like favour in the
series, they like rang me up. The producers might listen.
We want you to come back. And I was like, oh, like a
proper like arc story joining melike, this is me redemption.
(45:05):
And then when it turned up, you're like, yeah, we want you
to help build the car. But they've done some, you know,
increases the way. Build the car?
Well, it's an. Actually, yeah, yeah, don't just
to build the car like paper mache a car like I was just part
of the creative team. Just what?
Else do that you fucking messing.
You go to be Danny Zuko, then you end up being a fucking
production assistant a work. Here just working on it just.
(45:26):
Getting paid for that. No, it was like. 40 slavely
without you know, that's like it's really racist what he does
you there. That's all.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
I'm. Going to power come fucking
always. Wait for those like they do me
MOT just doing a full shift. Oh God, fuck you Sky would.
(45:51):
Have been trying to find the theaudition would have been taken
off now, yeah. I was on talent you got.
I was on Sky One. How?
Old was you? Like 14 yeah, before being 1314,
I didn't want to do it to be fair, just everyone was doing it
because like the. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember all
the boys having that chat. Yeah, it's the time going down
green side. Hey, hot chips going.
(46:13):
You need grease to cook them. Oh.
OK, there he is. There's my beats, there's my
beats. He's back.
He is back. Yeah, that's got an air fryer
and. Then we lost them again.
Can he say? We're doing, we're doing it on a
(46:36):
way day next year, yeah. Me and Dan Knights and Garlic
having a drink in Leeds. So the meant to have a surprise
line up in Leeds aren't they? Don't like the only announcer
when you come on. What do you?
Start to do. That first and when I came on in
(47:00):
Manchester I got like the biggest fucking pop in my life.
It's like fucking Stone Cold coming back to us somewhere.
Oh wrote on me about that. Yeah, it was unreal me.
And then so I was on, I was on in Leeds.
It's my last one for them. And I thought this pop's going
to be amazing, real, because I'mclosing.
And that went on for his first bed and he went, yeah, well, we
(47:22):
came down early with Jamie and everyone went, Jamie's on.
I went oh shit. Wasn't meant to do that.
Yeah, we're meant to do that. So we was having a drink outside
in Leeds. It's like, you know, it's like
nice and sunny and this this guycame, this guy came over and
went doesn't want to buy any cigs.
(47:43):
So it's like, oh, it's fucking classic drinking in the sun.
But lucky, lucky man over there.It's just like being on holiday.
And Joey, you just like talking about yeah, sick, being on
holiday, having a pirate and so.Yeah, we should.
Be funny that though, if we got a few comics together and went
on, went away, I was like, yeah,we fucking do that.
(48:04):
So I'm talking to the boys rightnow.
Let me get chips and hips on this.
Here. We were, we were speaking about
Calvin because we're yeah, Benidorm, get a villa and go
there. That'll be.
For there, what was Stan saying?What is it?
Just I think the first week is Inext year like a little weekend,
(48:25):
we've got a four night or something.
Really game for like, you know. You say for all God.
Now, soon we're getting T-shirtsmade in that little soon.
Yeah, yeah. Hot chips, Hot lips, hot tips.
Lips, tips and chips and fish and fish coming.
Yeah, fish can go fish. Definitely not.
We'll we'll text you that's. Kind of stickers there.
You know how fish? Are we going to nickname?
(48:48):
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Never have a nickname. You know what are you looking at
me for? No, I'm laughing at you.
You said that and you said all just like.
Can you say, do you ever have a nickname in school?
No, not really. Do you have means?
Yeah, a few. Couple oh talking thing.
(50:40):
Yeah. Chaos Free hypno disc.
What? Oh no, Robot, He wasn't, he
wasn't. What was He wasn't a school cup.
Wow, he went, he went, he still.Maybe no, he was you I so I
started work when I was like. 17you have to go to like.
(51:01):
Mechanics why did he work in a car place would.
You I've missed that. Way he's got he's got made a
wheelchair icon. Bro woke up.
I was guessing. Hot Wheels did he?
Did he work in a car place that you?
That's his name, Hot Wheels. We've got Hot Lips.
Hot Chips, Hot Wheels. Fishing Hot Wheels?
I'll send this episode and be like, oh mate, you've included
(51:23):
it. Yeah, he's one of us.
Skid, skid. That was really out of order.
Ah. Yes.
I'm tired. We lost it.
Hey, does he do like meal preps though?
Well. Meals on Wheels, he delivers
(51:43):
them. You have to eat them for a
straw. Heels on wheels.
Remember the roast in the milkshake?
I just probably trash out of me and call him a wheelie bin.
That's horrible. One bad that's bad.
(52:06):
We're just trying to have a laugh.
We're having a laugh at you. We love you, What's your name?
Matt. Matt, we love you.
Really. Mate, we're only joking.
That's fucking. I'm on the odd shoulder of a mad
tiger. Oh, no way, you said.
(52:29):
That that's higher, so can you say?
What What musical would you liketo be in?
Oh, don't even start the Callum.Do it in Cam Carroll, OH.
(52:49):
Cam Carroll. Have you have you seen Cam
Carroll? No, they haven't.
They haven't used Cam Carroll. They save it for the.
Next saw Oh I fucking love Cam Carroll.
It's whenever we go for a ciggy Cam Carroll gums out and stuff.
I've got sounds with that. Just are you, Carl?
Are you all right? I've been up too.
Sounds classed first or smoked. You what?
What? No, you.
(53:09):
Probably sound fuck, we like that, you see.
Look, it's that sexy musical. Yeah.
Musical. Like meatloaf?
Musical. That'd be good meatloaf.
Have your boss meatloaf what I have.
That's all about you, Jimmy. What musical would you be I?
Don't like any musical? Oh, what would you be in if you
(53:30):
if you wanted to be in? One Apple.
One. What Apple One.
That's the queen. That's a good one.
Which? One, would you be?
There's one. Come on with me, wouldn't there?
No steps. The Musical.
No calves will do that. I don't know.
Tragedy. Hey Madonna, did you see me
(53:53):
story with the fellow with the whip?
What? It was a big story.
What? I guess you said.
What the fuck's that? Some fellows singing on karaoke
just whipping the. Just smashed everything up with
a whip. He was in the pub.
Yeah, he was karaoke. So he was in there with a whip
singing and then just started like cracking the whip.
Smashing the place. And then just started whipping
like the fucking drum kit. And I had a whip.
(54:13):
Yeah, yeah, Jock about with a whip.
Yeah, that's where that yeah, noRd. does.
Have you got a whip? Soon.
I've got lots of whips. Whip whip.
Southampton, Bristol. Southampton, Stockton on Tees so
(54:34):
far that'll be good. 14 LB Leicester.
Stop being those so damn cute. Did you do karaoke yesterday?
No, I wasn't drunk enough. I will on holiday though.
Karaoke. You got a karaoke song?
(54:54):
Maroon 5, she'll be loved. Oh, tap on my window, Knock on.
My door make you feel beautiful.We done it.
I think we done. We done it a while ago.
On Green Room. We used to karaoke on the iPod.
Yeah, yeah, that was cool, Yeah.You.
Don't you don't like a solo? Obviously, don't you, don't you
(55:20):
love a good song? I thought because Chad was so
much Chad, wasn't he? Oh yeah, Chad.
Yeah, I saw girl. Oh, it's going to be, I don't
know, truly badly. That I wasn't gonna like.
Oh savage God. Is called.
(55:41):
Oh yeah, I want to be everythingthat you need.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to be. With you in a scene like this
forever. Yes.
(56:13):
She will find jukebox and play that I don't.
Have we got karaoke? She will find jukebox.
What's the? Karaoke got called.
Yeah, what I thought was on the orchard jigsaw.
Keepers. Oh, maybe my auntie went viral
on there, didn't you? Yeah, yeah.
What'd? You do sing.
No, not not. What's the surname?
(56:35):
Yeah, he's back. No cows are sacred in their
culture. Sacrificing on cows.
Now don't be sacrificing on cows.
I won't do that. They're my fuck up.
(56:55):
They're my people, Know sacred. Cows.
What did she say? She's done a few like, but she's
good. Cooper's, yeah.
It's not like it's not bad quality.
Going viral is not a good thing if you're singing, yeah.
I know that put to be like there's good singers don't give
us. But it is, yeah.
I mean, she, she, she's stage presence.
(57:15):
It's that Perry looks at you, isn't there?
Yeah, yeah. What what don't breakdown is
that? Which one?
Which one? It's a fat woman on there that
ever goes, oh, it looks like thelad of the Greenery Podcast.
Yeah, that's some. Medium I shit you get.
You know. Like there's even videos I see
run like randomly where you're not even tagged in them.
Plus someone's like, oh, looks like you.
(57:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I am doing it like that.
AI one was cost. So the which one?
The AI one. It's like a picture of AI of
like this, like fat family and Ijust look like the.
AI, all of them, Not all of them.
The two million impressions thatdo that someone's saying look
like you. Yeah, 2 million.
(57:59):
People are a woman like we. We we're audible to each other
because we're mates and that, but it's just people you don't
even know. I don't care.
I don't think it's funny. I do care from science, but then
now I'm just that pathetic. I I just don't care anymore.
Yeah, I've give up. So.
You do look like the one who says.
Keep it coming, I've give up. Who's the one who goes?
Hey, sexy bum. He's had his haircut now, it's
(58:19):
not made-up. Shaved all his hair off as he.
Yes. What?
Does he do if in doubts have a Peroni?
Yeah, get your cocktails out. Don't mean cock, sexy bum.
It's a broadcast message more. It can't be a fat smelly cunt.
I want this man to be no more. I know it doesn't make sense.
(58:53):
Yeah, we've been sorry to fucking do me as a cow.
So greasy. Oh, What have you been off to
then? You've got any geeks?
A couple of bits. Yeah, I'm in Birmingham.
Some money. Oh, you've been as well.
Yeah, so we we're a. Different, Bill, we're a
(59:15):
different. Different.
I'm at, I'm at your place. The cover please.
Yeah. Players, they were after you.
Well, they've not done that. Kick one after you.
No, I got confused. Yeah.
Are you a baby as well? Yeah, yeah, what a duck geek.
You know, one that's named after.
You named after you. Mike, what's it called?
(59:36):
Fat Penguin. Fat Penguin and I would have
just sold I. Don't know, just.
It's been Jamie or baby was soldout so 8 on the waiting list is
over. Could you go to the gig after?
Yours I might actually come off.I'm opening that and then I'll
be, I might swing that. Yeah, yeah, come.
(59:59):
Down. He's getting there.
Skelly's taking me. I'm gonna lift off Friday.
OK. Q Door.
Q. Yeah, Michael, actually.
Yeah, come down and buy a few beers.
Few jars after that. They're gonna have a few beers I
got. Some chips, so still this.
This suit your hot chips though does suit your hot chips.
I think the best at hot fish arein the hot fish.
(01:00:20):
But I think you just take the hot swings, you know, hot
soldiers. Fish.
Just fish. No hot.
Fish. Oh no, I took no.
Hot fish stinks. Yeah, fish.
Let's say just it's just boss a fish.
Can we change it? Whatever you call the next fish.
You Gilly little cunt scaly wanker.
So I've just realized. What's up?
(01:00:44):
It's not been on this whole time.
Like. His face was like, is what
happened fish? We just came up with anything.
So I've just remembered my me bare decks was called Fish as
well. Just clicked him yet.
So I was like, yeah. Can't do that.
No, we're going to have your hot.
(01:01:04):
We can't do that. No, because the X is fish and
it's hot fish 'cause it's hot. Yeah, he's hot.
Look at his legs bro. No, but it's.
Still hot legs you are. Obsessed with my legs.
Yeah, when I was like. Start wearing pants.
What's? Your favorite thing about his
legs? Good definition.
Proper with the clean. Legs deficient and.
Proper with no clean legs, with the cleaning with the clean legs
(01:01:26):
postman. That's what it is.
It's nice postman's legs. It's. 20 years.
All the last episode was students.
I just said I've got pregnant woman legs.
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, yeah.
I said they had pregnant woman belly as well.
Yeah, yeah. With twins.
Octopus. Hot tub what?
Yeah, yeah, you got conceived. From a hot tub.
(01:01:49):
Oh, it's kids. Up proper look like it did as
well. It's not yours, Ugly.
It's. Yours so good.
(01:02:12):
You're gonna. Be ugly you're.
Gonna be fat all episodes. Yeah, ugly is well, mean, yeah.
Ugly is horrible. Like he can't do anything about
that. He can't do anything about being
ugly. Hello.
It's 40 oxy yesterday. But I don't think you are.
By the way, you're fucking gorgeous.
I think you're hot, fit. You've got good lips.
Yeah, some would say hot. Not me though.
(01:02:33):
I'm not. I'm arrogant.
Well, of course you guys see theepisode.
We'll do a couple more minutes to that edit point.
Oh, fortunately guys, in the episode.
Any anything from patrons this week, Don.
Oh, you know what we think We haven't done them for a while,
but you know, blind rankings. Blind rankings, Our favorite
(01:02:55):
animals #1. But it was.
I don't think we've done this one before.
Blind ranking Bevy's like different.
Ones oh. OK, who's doing it all three
6/7. JB.
Yeah. I mean, I think he also.
Tried to come through all together.
So all three then? Let me put this into.
(01:03:16):
Was it the four? Three.
Just the five of them. Yeah, do 55 spots and we can't
change it because it's picked. OK with it because he's given me
7. Yeah, do.
Five. We said 5 fish can't count
there. OK, guys.
(01:03:38):
All right, oh, should we play? So should we play a wild card?
So we have 5 and then there's a last one that you can then
choose to put in somewhere. Wild card.
Wow. Wow card.
Oh, you're so sad to not you. Just saves me trying to decide
which ones to get rid of. OK, so first one is 3:00 AM
Kitchen Bev's out of Five South.We'll do the shepherds.
(01:04:03):
Or I'm going to go 4 for that just because it's freedom on it
in the kitchen. I'm probably more asked about
Beak at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good show. Yeah, that's the side you're
waiting for to drop off. I'm probably going for four.
Yeah, four. Yeah.
OK, train Bev's. I mean, for me it's it's I love.
(01:04:26):
I don't. I don't get trained.
I don't, I reckon it's that, butI like, I get it.
Like it feels like it feels likean occasion when you're getting
trained, both joining. Me, I think it's my, it's my
personal favorite, but I'm not, I don't know.
What the I'm going 3. You're happy with three?
Three. Yeah, I'd go I, but let's stick
him free. Parliamentary we don't, we don't
ride trains, so. Elementary rules.
(01:04:48):
After work, Bev's Bevies. After work.
I'd go 5 just because I've worked in places where like
there's just mings. And when people talk about work
after work, oh fuck. Yeah, get in the.
I've just. Finished work.
Yeah. Yeah, I had this mad customer
before. I'm not asked that.
(01:05:09):
Are we getting a bag? You know what?
A bag of what? Dude, talk scratchings.
No cocaine you fucking Ming. Fuck off.
Fat to the bar fish #5. Fish.
Drink another fishbowl. I'd go 5 for that.
(01:05:29):
Just because we can't guarantee the people you were yeah, you
can't the company. 'S going to be bad in it.
I don't I don't get this last one Pre holiday breakfast Bev.
'S Oh mate, that's all play thatairport Bev's.
Yeah, that makes sense. Top to you.
Yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter what time your
flight is, doesn't matter where you're going when you go to
(01:05:51):
Belfast. Half an hour flight, that pint
in a pub slaps. Basically yes.
It's with the boys, it is with the boys, which I don't think
it's a good pint with a girlfriend personal.
You've lost all your boyfriend points with that one.
No. I'm sweeping you, no.
(01:06:12):
Relegation, always great to drink with, yeah, but I think if
you're on a romantic holiday it's not a romantic start or
whereas if you were the lads, I think it is and it's a lads
holiday. Because my girlfriend's great to
drink with. So I love we had a.
Pop I love mine more. I love mine more I love you the
more than Jamie love you. When we went to where we went to
(01:06:33):
Germany, we had airport Bevs. They were.
They were boss Bevs. That was a good time.
It was absolutely zebra reason why I was on that trip.
Yeah, I literally just come for all of.
This. Yeah.
Two, shall we say. Yeah, because I feel like
there's going to be a good like.Well if SB just get sacked.
(01:06:54):
Oh, what if you fucked it on me?Really.
So the last. One, let's have some guesses, I
think. I love a beer garden.
Monkristlin. I want to say.
What for #1? I'm not saying. 40 I just think
what's what's missing? Footy Bevs Christening.
Watching a match Bev away day init.
Like a good day. I don't.
I don't like away day drinking. I think I think watching them
(01:07:18):
too much. Watching a 40.
I watched Palace Palace Borb of yesterday.
I got I got soup Sunday and I see.
Some of the Super. What Bay Garden's a shower?
Yeah, Beer Garden's the favoriteman.
Daytime drinking. Just love a Christian session,
yeah, I feel. One you know.
Christian session. Christian session?
We don't really, do we? Sesh after sesh after sesh.
(01:07:41):
To the next one was actually beer garden with the boy, with
the boys specifically, I said. Mate top tier one but I need to
put in brackets. No Wasps.
That's the only thing that puts the legs out.
That's the only thing that puts off a bear garden.
That's why I prefer the train. That's why I prefer the train to
the bear garden. Because of Wasps.
Wasps don't get trains bro. There's a T-shirt.
(01:08:05):
So. So the wild card was solo pub
Bevs. World class.
It depends though on if you wantto think.
Best or not? It's second. 2 was airport Bevs.
I'd stop it for airport. Yeah, the solo, I think.
I think after a certain time it starts becoming a bit boring.
(01:08:26):
So that's quite a bit sad as well, yeah.
So I love a pint I'm watching something new phone when I.
Want to get to like laser bites?There's people like all around
you having a great. Time.
No, but then you get a. Little hanging on the.
Solo free, 400 dropping off and yeah, yeah, I'm just going to
sit in the pub, get sniffed up and watch darts and Danny Max,
which I've never done. OK, the more.
Why are you going Danny Max for a pint?
(01:08:48):
It was years ago, you know, you live as good in Chester.
I literally don't know. I was like, oh, was he moved to
Liverpool? Like no the pub you knob head.
Right, well, that was a good point, but it was a good blind
wank. Blind, wank blind.
Wank. Come see me on the work in
(01:09:09):
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Let's get into the episode. Fucking a dozen row on last
(03:04):
night. You know, he was saying like
he's never met Paul Blair in like 3 years that he's been
coming to hot water. And I was like what?
You mean I've never met him? I was like, do you know he's not
real? And he's like what?
And I was like, do you think Paul Blair is a real person?
And he was like, it's Binti's alter ego.
Like so when he fucks Axe, he pretend he's Paul Blair.
(03:25):
So like if he doesn't get sick and actually can't be pissed off
with Binsey. So we just used as a fake name.
And he was like, I did not know that.
And I was like, how fucking dumbare you?
And he was like, I was like, he was like, I'm never going to
tell anyone because everyone thinks Paul Blair is a
wheelbase. And I was like, yeah, just keep
it going. You got a better size.
I was winding dog up last night when he went on a hot date,
didn't he? He got a hot date.
(03:46):
Yeah he just keeps asking me foradvice.
So just give why the the worst advice?
I was like girls love it when you just kiss them When the mid
sentence and first date though, you have to do what?
If they are, just put your finger in the mouth, yeah.
So just go back the next day. The black eye.
(04:08):
You told me to take a note. I was like that and.
Everything. When I was to West Derby
Village, Chesty, that's like where I'm from.
I went to primary school in WestDerby.
I would say it was like a Churchof England school, primary
school. Like it was quite, quite posh.
Like primary school. Yeah, but you wouldn't think so.
(04:28):
Me. But I went there and I can't
remember nothing from primary school.
You know, it's weird. Like my memories are just
fucking sellable. Can't remember nothing.
I've seen a girl in the West High village yesterday with the
mum, Alex. And like she was in my primary
school and she was saying, oh, how's it going on?
And she went to come to see you a few months ago on hot water
and stuff. Maybe mum.
(04:49):
She said, Oh yeah. And then I was speaking to her
mum and I knew her mum as well alittle bit.
And mom was saying, oh, you werealways funny in school.
And I went why would someone? What do you mean?
She went to she had one of the funniest stories.
I already sat. She said I was already telling
it last week in the brick, a pump in like County Road.
Why are you talking about me for?
It's like because it's wonderfulof your stories.
Ever watch? You had to like Year 4I?
(05:12):
There was a talent show. Yeah, Oh.
God, he's a talent show. And it's like, it's like the
school's like Church of England,like it's like run by a priest
and fucking. You want to be like all the
teachers, like proper series andstuff, Yeah.
During the Catholic school. Yeah, yeah, I think it's all
Church of. England, Church of England, it's
opposite. It's a Catholic.
Oh yeah, aren't Church of England and that shit?
Yeah, Church of England. Would you like hit hymns or not
(05:32):
in the morning? Yeah, come by hard shit.
He's got the whole world in his hands.
Yeah, that's right. With that goes off that just.
Go off, That's all. I like that one.
Everywhere around me I can see the hand of God.
The evidence surrounds me in thegreatness of his world,
(05:55):
everywhere around me. I've I've got goosebumps.
That was beautiful. This little light of mine, I'm
going to let it shine. What's that go like?
This little light of mine, I'm going to let it shine.
This little light of mine, I'm going to let.
(06:15):
I think that's pretty much it. That's.
The only. 1. Oh, Uptown God, Uptown God.
Very disrespectful of so stupid.Oh town God.
(06:43):
I'm talking stupid town God anyway.
Like a proper sexual song as well.
So see, see me, see me old classmates from primary school,
very serious girl, and do the talent show.
She said I can't remember this. I can't remember it, but I just
it's class. She said in the talent show,
(07:06):
like it wasn't for parents and stuff, but Alex went home and
told him, yeah. And they said it was funny.
So it was just all the kids there and the teachers.
The talent show. I get up.
I get up at the end I goes, hi, I've got a joke.
I was like, oh, yeah, go on. I say, right to say, a cow gets
(07:27):
onto a bus and the bus is full and there's a chicken there and
there's a seat next to the chicken and the car goes with
the chicken and says move. Yeah.
And the chicken just goes no. And the car was like getting
frustrated and looks for more, aseat on the bus and the only
(07:50):
seat left is next to the chicken.
So he goes back over to it and goes move.
So the chick is like no and the cows like move and the chicken
goes fuck off. And that was their favorite
memory, that was. Facial memory.
That went off in the pub. I was like.
(08:11):
I was like I'm that'll be next source show it.
Doesn't make any sense those. Would there be a cow on the bus?
Hello. It's that viral clip that kid in
the in the audience, the guy in the audience and MO Gilligan's
on start doing the work in progress.
So the Creek summit just like someone from the audience get up
(08:34):
and he got gets up and does a joke and it fucking kills me
absolutely millions online and everyone's like Santa do stand
up and that. Was a hack joker.
I was good. I remember watching everything.
I was good that I didn't laugh, but I thought it was good.
Was a hack though they got a lotof sort of.
No, it's like it's about an Indian and an Irishman.
(08:54):
He was Indian, so he was sound. Yeah, but it's about an Indian
and Irishman going for a job interview.
I can't remember exactly, but I'll chop.
I'll chop it in a. Job interview two guys go for
the job interview, an Irish guy and an Indian guy.
So the Irish guy goes up first and the rules of the interview
are you've got to use three words in a sentence.
(09:14):
Be very creative. The words are green, yellow and
pink. So the Irish guy is like OK I
woke up 1 morning. Looked outside my house and
(09:37):
that's a green grass. Loved it, fucking loved it.
And for the first time in many years, there was some sun,
sunshine, yellow sunshine and itlooked a little bit further.
And there was a. A couple of pink pigs into your
life. Fantastic.
I love it. You're in it with a good shower.
(09:59):
Indian guy is stressing. He's like, oh, my God, that was
very good. Yeah, But I don't know.
I don't know. He was like, come on, man, you
got something. Just try something.
Well, yesterday, yesterday, my phone rang.
(10:26):
It was going green, green. Green Green.
So I picked up the phone and I said yellow.
(11:04):
Does that not piss you off though that he's just gone viral
after we've been there stand forfucking years like.
No, he won't. He's gone viral going on.
Yeah, it's probably a joke. He's in the pub.
Yeah, he won't. He won't.
I mean, he might not capitalize something, you don't know, but
it's a good clip and it's good. He gets up from the audience,
you think, oh, it's going to be dog shit.
He starts off with a shit one and then he comes back and
(11:25):
fucking banging me. So he's.
Just in the crowd watching yeah,yeah.
Why does he get up though? I.
Think it's part of the show likesomeone in the audience gets.
Someone else? Someone in the audience gets up
for a minute. Move.
I like it and you don't have forthe talent show.
Yeah. And then obviously just said
(11:46):
fuck off. Yeah, I got, I got Chelsea
badly, that river. But what was nice about it, Year
4, you're about 9:10. I was right in there, baby, You
know what I mean? Yeah, but I was a ball writer.
In the craft. Yeah, just laying in that.
I did my first. One I didn't know.
I like comedy though. Like a like told joke.
(12:06):
Back then I thought there was a much lazy life.
My first one was at sound contest in press time on it I
was about 8, I was about 99. What was your joke?
I can't remember what I did, butno, that was a different one.
That was. That was, that was.
A solid show sluts, Are you ready?
I did it. You love attention, Jimmy.
No, I did it because my mum usedto.
(12:26):
No, my mum used to shower me forthe new things.
No, Tisha just used to fortune to keep.
Yeah, so because it was the the blind date story that we've told
where I'd say Chris, but every answer I didn't put my hand up
thinking, yeah, they'll never pick me.
I'm I'm an ugly kid. What the picture the pit me
(12:47):
anyway? I'm ugly with the other kids.
Maybe not one, not one. I think that's why I was there.
I was like the joke pic. Do you reckon you don't like you
don't like when you have The X Factor auditions?
Yeah, shit ones for telly. Do you have Jeopardy in?
Because if you have free stunts,it's just like yeah whatever it
is getting packed by any of these 8 year olds like fucking
(13:11):
Ricardo, their Little Mix race I.
Knew the shoot the Susan boy. I told that story.
When you told that story is a bit sketchy.
Don't like to get like kids to kiss on stage and stuff.
You're amazing on the cheek and all, but it's still a bitch just
to like glorifying kids that you're a male of of kissing
stuff. Do you reckon?
Yeah. Pretty damn sexy Way.
(13:32):
Pretty damn. Sexy.
Pretty damn sexy though. Yeah, it's weird getting just
kids to kiss. Do you know you?
Oh. Pal, it's like, yeah, yeah,
little Jamie's got a stiffy likethat.
Don't. Have a stiffer.
You probably did. Well, it didn't.
Class getting stiffy isn't it? Love a little stiffy.
(13:54):
I remember once we made us out, he went home with a girl.
And. Nice.
Did you shag? You went?
No. Just want me to stick you on the
leg. Please tell me she wasn't
asleep. Just wipe me, stick me on the
leg consensually like. I've started getting more more
(14:16):
than bone ONS again me. Are you?
Yeah, I've not seen. Your libido.
Back. Yeah, it's come back again now,
but like, most of it's just fullof piss, you know what I mean?
Like you just have like a properpiss bone on.
A piss stiffy. Yeah, yeah, that.
And then it just goes good pissed one.
What are you pointing now? No, no, no, sorry.
Pointing you pointing at me. I've got a little pissed bone.
(14:37):
Yeah, I was. Like no, because I used I
usually gonna go, I was only messing now and write me off.
I used to think that was normal.Then I asked one of my mates.
I was like, when you need the weed you get a bit of a stiffy
And he was like Nah. And I was like, yeah, not me
neither. So I always just thought that
was dead weird of me. I just always thought it was
(14:58):
like. AI was messing like.
Yeah, I knew that was going to I.
Can't. Believe I got them with that.
Yeah, that one's overweight. No, but just.
That was weird that. Bro I know what I mean.
No, that was weird bro. It's not all the time, but just
sometimes when you need the weights like it like it fills
your Willy up a bit first. Like a little water balloon.
Yeah, yeah. But that's what you've just said
(15:19):
to know you're. Making that wasn't me.
That's why I went. I didn't say.
Because I was like, no. Have you ever shut down like
having a shit? Yeah.
Jesus, stand up. Whoa, what the fuck?
Fire joke. Yeah, yeah.
Sick. You only did the chicken mixer
(15:41):
the chins for it Turkey. Please, come on, that's what you
do. I'm just being a lovely ladder,
right? So when you have have you ever
had like been on a shit and you give me the piss as well?
So you have to sit down we as well as because you have to poo
(16:02):
as well. But have you ever had a sit down
we and you've whatever you pull your and you just piss on your
pants or on the floor and you like how's I?
Don't know like you know. You've sat down and you've like,
how's it gone? It's it's under the seat.
Yeah, you want to be in a car, escape when it's escaped.
But I was pissed on the floor. Like it?
Happens like like after sex or whatever or like after a one
(16:24):
kind of go for a piss. It'll just shoot off all mad
ways. Yeah, maybe like I don't like
when you sit down up. Maybe like if you've got like a
little bit of a a piss sniffy, maybe it's like point.
Oh, it's, it's hard to, you knowwhat I mean?
It's hard to keep on control, man.
Pissing with Ronaldo? Especially when you've got a big
length like you. Yeah, I'm huge hung.
(16:46):
Our mate the other day was in the green room and he was
showing me a picture of himself,like on stage.
Oh. No, don't.
Worry he was like, oh, I'll get on this picture and he's going
through his camera roll and likeI just locked in on one square
of his like camera roll and it was.
Just a picture of his Dick, not hard for anything.
(17:08):
Just the flaccid Dick. Just like a flaccid to the side.
Why? Have you got that?
I sent it Lauren as a joke saying don't some of this baby
it's just a flaccid thing. Imagine out and it's proper.
Yeah, that voice for yeah, so I said, do you want some of this
baby? Do I just used to send Dick pics
and that he's like I just I sendhim where like it looks audible
(17:31):
and flaccid. No, I'm upstairs and she's
downstairs coming up for a nap. Hold some of this baby.
What you say no. Right now I'm watching for In
the Bird. Yeah.
Is it payment day? What did you give this out at
10? It was.
It was it. Was all the same colour you are.
(17:54):
What was his Dick? Out of 10 did you say?
Good? Eight.
Really. Yeah, good Dick.
It's got a good Dick. Does it look clear because I
thought it might be a bit off coloured.
Yeah, it's but like the size andthe.
Game. The game.
It's nestled in me purely like apig in hay.
Yeah. Well, you're turning down there.
Pigs move. Pigs move.
(18:20):
Pigs move. Pigs move.
I'll show it is after accidentally got my Dick out
Sage in Leeds. Accidentally hit your Dick?
So stripping. No.
(18:43):
Fucking. Idiot.
No, because I was meant to like full monitor, but leave your hat
there. You could leave your hair.
That was on the floor, so I thought I'll just I'll put the
mic there to look funny and I just missed Lewis.
I'll be Mike. Yeah, we had the.
Did you not get told off that though?
No. Because it's not like this
exposure. Yeah, yeah, it's.
Illegal. Like that's like illegal, Yeah,
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get knocked off. The funniest?
Fuck that though, yeah. He's a bad boy, really.
Yeah, he's just flashing people.Yeah.
Without consent. Yeah, it's probably that fast.
I was like, oh, I was lost in flash.
So funny. What would you do?
What would you do if police knocked at yours one day and
went say someone's complained ofindecent exposure?
Oh, come and get me boys. Arrest me.
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Officer. Oh, Joe, it's in my.
Joe, it's in my. It's the cute police internal.
I'm just not chilling in your pocket or I was just happy to
see the officer. Little fluffy handcuffs got.
A big fluffy toilet seat. The helmet.
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What? The.
Heck, why are your noses on one today?
You got hay fever? Gay fever must be going off
because you're on this 4th. I was done.
(20:14):
Fuck off, fuck off, fire. Jump on that ass.
What you say, love? No, it's 40 like.
I'm doing it some other. I'm all put a baby with that.
I don't keep up, too scared too.Scared, yeah, but out last night
then. Yeah, I'm in the Liffey.
With the steps crew, yeah. Yeah, that was good.
(20:35):
They've started a new group. Chandler What?
That was great name that I was pissing myself from the pub.
What was it called? Hot lips, hot hips and hot
chips. Who's who?
Well, you're, you're obviously Chips.
Why? I think.
I've got hot lips. No, because when I whenever.
(20:56):
I lose hot chips. These hot hips, these hot lips,
every time I. Suck at it.
Yeah, pretty much whenever I askhim, are you out?
Are you out like hot hips? Where are you hot hips?
So he's all the adulating for each other.
Yeah, I was just hot chips. You've always been hot chips.
(21:18):
Yeah, it's. The first time of it.
So we just say behind your back,these chips coming out, these
chips. Coming out.
Oh God. Hey chips, get off stage and off
funny. Keep going.
Chips move chips. Chips out.
(21:45):
You should bring chips. Get chips out for love.
But yeah, I'm getting there. Getting a little bit silly after
this. Yeah.
And if you I've hit back credit this week as a boyfriend, bro,
I'm a sick boyfriend me. What have you done, Laurence
Finnell? So it's like this is prime this
to get some boyfriend dollars inthe bank, bro, you know how we
(22:08):
operate. I have.
You've always got a. Gender.
No. I earn.
I earn my money and then I spendit on being a cunt.
Just say it what's? Up and I.
Was just talking to someone well.
Mike, what's up? Well, Mike though, so yeah.
I'm. Scared.
Don't have to. That's not.
Being scared we're. All me too.
(22:34):
That's a fucking strike that, That's a strike that.
What? Telling you to give me insults?
He's not brave. What's that?
I do. Do you agree that's a strike?
I agree that's a strike. I wasn't.
That's a fucking strike performer.
You can. Fucking.
That's a fucking strike. But if we were playing strikes
in this game, that's a fucking. Strike you'd be.
(22:55):
Striked out all that the other shit you've been thrown at him
today. Oh, yeah.
Thanks Dad. Yeah.
Are you? All right, you strike.
For you? Are you all right?
You. I'm not actually.
I'm tired. Fuck you now just because he's
ships. You don't have to be fish.
Hot fish. Hot fish is good luck.
Fish and chips over it can't getup.
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I hate this. Yeah, so as I was saying, avert
loads of credit, I get credit inthe bank and then I spend it on
getting pissed and that nice andgambling and whatever.
So, but because she's been ill, I'm like, Oh yeah, it's a little
Subway salad in the fridge for you.
By the way, she didn't even ask for it.
She's like. I just find that meant although
a subway salad. Like what?
(25:10):
Is it just lettuce and tomato inthere?
Oh yeah, chicken in that as well.
Yeah, salad box because she's not been eating.
I like, make sure you eat some. I got you a Subway salad box.
It's just a nice, yeah, it's a nice thing to do.
And I'm like, oh, by the way, mecome.
And Tony said, like, we might have a couple of drinks after
the record, but I don't have to.It's just like why you bite your
(25:36):
lip, you weird. Though 'cause he's Hot Lips.
Oh yeah? Well, it'll meet all you.
Need I'm cooling down so. So can I just eat chips now
though you? Do that.
Yeah, yeah. You do like chips.
Yeah, you. Move you do like.
Chips. I don't like chips.
You'd like chips. You're telling me what I like.
I don't. Like seeing you eat chips.
Oh, all right. So I've had chips before.
I've not. Really, if you don't like it,
(25:56):
you wouldn't easy A. Little big fat of chips.
Well, I'll eat. Pause the chips.
I'll have a couple on the side. Yeah, they're OK.
You breathe like you've got a Hot Chip in your mouth, though.
It was like. Well, since calabs could be a
bit, you've only chip on your shoulder bit.
Well, I'm trying to edit then goon.
(26:26):
What have you got to say about that fish?
I. Was I was trying?
To hot fish you. Know.
What you're doing? BGT Memories.
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What time did you get the last night that Carl?
02. Oh, that's not too bad.
Yeah, frill everywhere. I realized I don't chew
properly. Chew, chew.
Chew. Chew because when you've.
Been so far. All the foods come up.
I'm coming up with you. People all over the world join
(27:30):
hands. Let's start a love.
Train. Are you seeing Palestine or are
you from the choose? See our new signing Sky Sports
shoes OH. God.
(27:50):
You better know. We end up in the Mccooley's and
you know, by Matthew St. Some homeless woman came in Meg,
Meg. The Meg.
Meg no bad. It's so silly.
(28:17):
Meg no better. Oh.
God, that Ben has just risen up this homeless woman.
Oh, Douglas. Yeah, balls of drinks in there.
(28:40):
Balls of drinks. Yeah, he's very.
Desperate, isn't he? Dog, isn't he?
Yeah. So how long have they keep it on
the streets? He speaks.
Yeah. He just squeals, then he goes,
yeah. What's his game like?
What like how you'd expect? Yeah, Miles off it.
(29:00):
Yeah, Have you? Seen him where he goes like come
on, you can do better than that.Yeah, I just, I just love one
man. Did you tell you what I've done?
Too many news and telling someone off in the theatre.
I think it was during your live show.
I think when I was up at the back and some kid was just like
kept chatting at the back. So I went over to go and tell
them off and as he's telling them, I just pulled Ben short
(29:21):
and boxed his nose. Just kicked off.
Yeah, yeah, just as ass game oldand the lad just based out
laughing at him. Ben just lost all the authority.
Started selling off. It was first section as well so
Ben just hit in the sound box. Lost the crowd.
I just love him so much, man. I just love like, I just love
(29:43):
wandering more. Like some dudes.
When we were walking back, this homeless film asked for change.
I was like, I haven't got anybody.
He's got loads. Just left him with this.
Can he start explaining himself and.
Then when he's explaining himself, just kicking me.
Don't go away. Lord John, do I live show in a
(30:07):
few weeks and they are not here.We've got here in a few weeks.
Oh, that way, Belfast. Oh, I have, yeah.
So I'll come. What date star?
Should play have? A little play, Yeah, we have a.
Little play with JB on our way. Yeah, yeah, We had some on the
BFD show that was good. Joey didn't know he got under
quid for it. He's not about 9:00.
(30:28):
I didn't know. I thought I was just doing it to
just help the boys on, didn't realize it's.
Very nice, yeah. It's got to.
Know exactly? Why not it's?
Gone. Now it is.
Come on. Now it is.
Come on. As it actually got right.
You're not getting them back. We're moving forward though.
Move forward, definitely, yeah, if you have Belfast on the 25th
(30:52):
of May, so if you want to have alittle play with Jamie while the
boss is away, yeah, give him happy.
Come down. It's silly, isn't that?
To come by. Make sure there's some
professionalism to come by when I'm not there, you know?
I think we've done one in a while to get there to be fair,
then we've you quite a few times.
Yeah, Belfast maybe. Yeah, I can't wait all weekend.
(31:13):
Nice, we don't like that. Like Love Breeze or.
Like that was called. She made that all.
Doggle. Doggle making the show.
I've got a doggle you. Fucking killed me.
You killed me off you. You know, I know you're going to
(31:36):
open with that. Yeah, I don't remember Doggles
fucking O2 Boltons. I was in Bolton last night.
Yeah, come on. I was in Bolton.
(32:11):
Oh please do that. Next up is the fucking cow in
the bus. Bolton last night.
Bolton last night. Guess of me.
(32:39):
Yeah, I mean, yes, I'm doing it,I'm doing it.
Wild Crack Festival. What a wild crack.
All the stuff at the post look, I can't even say oh you asked me
to do a video you want to go hi guys a company here the sense of
it he said you've got it all wrong.
You haven't said any of it, right?
You got the video that's. When used to it here, yeah.
Daddy's not the video. Seen the video?
(33:00):
Dropped the video in Hello fine people from Donegal.
It's me Tony Carroll. I will be at the Boonucrana
cinema on Friday the 23rd of Maygoing to be doing some stand up
tell us some jokes. We're going to have a party come
and join us on Friday the 23rd of May in the Boonucrana cinema.
(33:20):
See you there. I got hello Donggle.
It's. Not when I was in the
background. Was not when I was in the
background exactly. I put you off.
Yeah, I don't forget, but yeah, anyway, it's a big crowded I
think it's called dog. I don't know.
I've been I've been E Belfast onFriday the 25th of May Nice do
(33:41):
over like Paddy McDonnell, a lotof shades.
Nice. That'll be fun, yeah.
Yeah, if you're in dongle, go and check that out.
And couple use them. And then I'm playing the Chelsea
game on the Sati. Yeah, playing against your main
Pennant. Five aside.
Well. Five aside or 11:11?
Yeah, got got to be a pair of boots as well.
(34:01):
Preds. Nice.
Man, how you feeling about trends?
We spoke about that with Steven Tyler.
So the yeah, it's just, it's hard of me because I know,
because I know them as well. I know the family.
So it's a bit tough because he'sa friend of mine, so.
Is he? Yeah.
He's a friend of mine, live shot1/4 for me, then he grew up.
(34:23):
I've said those away from me, soyeah, come from, the man said.
Why didn't you get him on the pod?
Why? Didn't you get him on the pod?
Why are you in a pod? Why do you want to come out of
here? Those girlfriend You have some
of Zealand There's really. Shit in here got Nate.
She bared me. What?
What's up? Say I've got it.
She bared me. Have you got something to?
Say or itchy bad lad. Why?
(34:43):
Have you washed that or something?
You're. Not a lot you lost itchy beard.
You're still going to Turkish stuff for your beard.
Nah, no craft barbaco. Let's say it's a look sharp, but
yeah. I couldn't afford a haircut as
well, just just beard. I could only afford beard.
That's how in the trenches were so.
(35:04):
Funny when you when it's that Turkish barbers just, you know,
sharp is like they like they do the lines and that's yeah, they
will have the stripe down here and.
Then like sit on the back. His eyebrows, little slits in
there. I was a little slit.
Where? Just just down there slit.
(35:27):
That's what I call them slits. Oh mate.
So we just slit out for the boyshot chips.
That is a bake here, bake I. Don't know bake bro.
Yeah, I'll give. A.
What have you been up to mate? Oh, you said you had a skeleton
(35:50):
to pick with? Oh yeah, why are you giving me?
Shit. Oh, because the day we won the
league messages lad, everyone saying you're scared I'm trying
to stop them and everything likeproper, that's the.
Callum Hallmark. Text everyone was just
something. That was me bone to pick with
it. I had no problem with you saying
that 'cause that's classic hue. It was when Tony went oh lad, he
was sending that to everyone. You know I.
(36:11):
Was like, oh, that wasn't. I thought, I thought he wanted
him to come down. I just send it to him.
Every time calm has a drink and you're not out, it just goes.
Can't leave you scared to come out.
Yeah, yeah. And that's and it works 95%.
Of the time he was there later on the night pissed me.
He was going tell him to come out.
I was like, no, he was like, well just tell him.
Especially Wozniak. Rob Thomas.
(36:33):
Yeah, Wozniak was coming, but. He didn't.
No, she's scared. That's what it comes down to
this game. Like if someone's like, I've got
something on tomorrow and I'm like, yeah, so you're scared to
come out. But what if?
What if it's the other way around?
Column. What's the other way around?
If I say to you, you say no, I'mnot today.
Are you scared? He.
Just goes you and terrified by yeah blocks.
You all the breasts. We'll get off All the breasts.
(36:56):
I'll come. I'll.
I'll come out. You always.
I I always come out. You know today.
I mean, you know. You won't come out after.
This I was out last night. You won't go out after.
This you'll have a drink. Yeah, I will.
Well, he wants to get him a snooker, don't he?
Yeah, no, you're already good. No, I'll just go for a pint.
Not really well the last time wewent I want.
To play it, we. Went to Mccooley's and we were
sharing one snooker COO. That was stupid and every time.
(37:17):
We have two tables, some months though.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sneaker pools. Sorry, I'll finish my story.
Yeah. Just don't get the wrong two
different sports, yeah? You may fool it.
Pull a sticker a different mate.Don't just call the logic
because there's balls on the table theory.
It's like call them tennis and squash tennis difference.
I can't be honest with you today.
(37:38):
You're getting me now.
(38:02):
Finally broke. I love.
Cows that want to see, I don't. Even know what?
Yeah. Yeah, it was playing.
It was playing purely Mccullers and they had one pill QQ.
Yeah. So obviously you know what he's
(38:25):
like. So I went to get it and just
threw it on the floor in that. So the next round, the next
round it was me. I went to the toilets and put it
in the toilet, put the queue. In the toilet, yeah.
Went to go, took me shot. Then it was this goat and I put
it on the floor and slid it and it just went on the loaded
table. People sat.
(38:45):
There. So I went.
Sorry. What was the year when that guy
asked us to mind the tables? Oh.
Fucking so. I don't like things like this.
So I mean like looking after people's tables.
I don't like the responsibility of it.
(39:07):
It was like just watch the table.
I'm just going for the piss, right?
Yeah, yeah, I will. Oh my.
That's really better. Come back soon because there's
people like looking at build table for you.
You say someone's other. I don't like that.
And then he came back and he went, I'll fight.
So Catholic Buys went yeah, he was that scared.
He. Was dead scared.
(39:29):
He was really scared, but I was.I just don't like it.
People going to. It's a conversation you don't
like. Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like giving people bad news.
So I mean, yeah, that's why I kept the Chip nickname away from
me for all these years, months, weeks.
I don't. I mean hot chips, you know, I'm
(39:50):
actually. Sounds like it's a.
It is a good name. It is.
I just wasn't sure how you're going to take it.
Because oh, hot chips is quite. I said we've said that for a
while, like. Yeah.
Yeah. I feel like you should twist it
so it means poker chips. Like when you're talking about
it, be poker chips. You know what I mean?
Hot chips because you're constantly fucking on.
Them that is a. Honking shell.
That's why. That's why it's hot fish.
(40:11):
That's why you're hot fish. Stanking.
Over the hot fish out a lot there.
I meant fish up a tree there. Hot fish, Hot chips.
Well, I like that. Salad.
Chips. Hey, what's your favorite meal?
(40:35):
Have a chippy? What's your hangover hangovers?
Recently I've been doing fish and chips.
I like. Cookie sauce and that, yes.
Stevenson, I said. That's.
Kind of him. So I'll tell you what that's
about. A new question to guess.
What's your chippy order? Bosch so.
Bosch Fish and chip Bosch Bosch.He's getting dangerously big
(40:58):
now. Him, you know, he's like he's.
Rob Thomas Big. I saw the video of the Bosch guy
and he's filming in his house now and you can see his family
just hate him. Yeah.
Like, can we just have lasagna? He's like, no fucking Chinese
Bosch, I just want to fucking want lasagna.
(41:19):
I'd. Love to sniff that fucking
toilet man. Sniffing.
Just like the. No, there's no.
No, no. I.
Don't. Like how bad it is?
So why would you want to sniff that?
Just because the macabre nature of humans are like they want to
know the extreme of, you know, people attracted to.
(41:41):
If you're attracted to Bosch. Bum Bosch, Bum.
Bosch bum. She's got that Bosch bum.
Yeah, she's good. So what's a chippy order?
(42:13):
Well, at the minute, like it's fish.
And chips. Kind of a toast.
Chips, toast, perfect chippy drink.
Mate, because it's quite salty and then you have like a sweet
drink, yeah. Vim toast are perfect.
When you're hungover as well, make.
Humble sausage dinner Three sausage gravy, peas, onion.
What are you laughing? He's so desperate for a chippy,
right? Now he's.
(42:33):
So desperate for a chippy, right?
This conversation he's just had to the letter with Stephen tries
just going I need a sausage again now he's dead 3.
Sausages. Big sausages.
Not the big ones. It's just a just three.
Three of them. Three.
Jeremy battered sausage jump on Use that speed.
(42:54):
Just. Bet your little pouch looks like
a speed. Pouch.
You know the pouch pouch? Kangaroo pouch there.
What gay weather? Crispy.
What crispy? Why are you hot hips?
(43:15):
You are serious? Make hips Fuck off.
Nah. Steve idiots, Steve videos, you
got hot tips? I got hot hips.
You can't move. Can't move.
Oh yes, yeah, look a lot. That's what.
(43:38):
I got moves me really no. I was thinking, I've never
really. Seen.
No, I don't know. I used to dance.
You. Not like, not like.
The class I thought you were. What was that?
What was that dance you called the bridge?
Got sellers? Yeah.
Yeah. Twist and pulls, There's a fit
in there as well, yeah. Twist and pulls, we're good.
(44:00):
Did you used to like dance properly?
Not for like a living. Nobody would be like, did you go
to dance school? No, I was just.
Gay. Just gay.
Just tablets in it and just dancing.
Is that I thought you had dance class?
No, I didn't school. It was like part of the dancing
drama. I did dancing.
(44:22):
What did you do there? So he was back.
What did we do? I think we've done a Greece.
Oh, you'd be great that as you go.
Nah. All I auditioned at night for
Grease, the School Musical and if it was on Sky One.
Oh, you got the path? Then I didn't get it, Duncan
James said. They couldn't sing.
They're there. You get roasted on talent shows
you. Don't know why I keep.
(44:43):
Doing them. I'm fired on my mate.
Two talent shows and two rejections.
I want my one. But they end up calling me back,
though, Sky One. And after I didn't get through
the first thing. So like, like favour in the
series, they like rang me up. The producers might listen.
We want you to come back. And I was like, oh, like a
proper like arc story joining melike, this is me redemption.
(45:05):
And then when it turned up, you're like, yeah, we want you
to help build the car. But they've done some, you know,
increases the way. Build the car?
Well, it's an. Actually, yeah, yeah, don't just
to build the car like paper mache a car like I was just part
of the creative team. Just what?
Else do that you fucking messing.
You go to be Danny Zuko, then you end up being a fucking
production assistant a work. Here just working on it just.
(45:26):
Getting paid for that. No, it was like. 40 slavely
without you know, that's like it's really racist what he does
you there. That's all.
Oh yeah. Yeah.
I'm. Going to power come fucking
always. Wait for those like they do me
MOT just doing a full shift. Oh God, fuck you Sky would.
(45:51):
Have been trying to find the theaudition would have been taken
off now, yeah. I was on talent you got.
I was on Sky One. How?
Old was you? Like 14 yeah, before being 1314,
I didn't want to do it to be fair, just everyone was doing it
because like the. Oh yeah, yeah, I remember all
the boys having that chat. Yeah, it's the time going down
green side. Hey, hot chips going.
(46:13):
You need grease to cook them. Oh.
OK, there he is. There's my beats, there's my
beats. He's back.
He is back. Yeah, that's got an air fryer
and. Then we lost them again.
Can he say? We're doing, we're doing it on a
(46:36):
way day next year, yeah. Me and Dan Knights and Garlic
having a drink in Leeds. So the meant to have a surprise
line up in Leeds aren't they? Don't like the only announcer
when you come on. What do you?
Start to do. That first and when I came on in
(47:00):
Manchester I got like the biggest fucking pop in my life.
It's like fucking Stone Cold coming back to us somewhere.
Oh wrote on me about that. Yeah, it was unreal me.
And then so I was on, I was on in Leeds.
It's my last one for them. And I thought this pop's going
to be amazing, real, because I'mclosing.
And that went on for his first bed and he went, yeah, well, we
(47:22):
came down early with Jamie and everyone went, Jamie's on.
I went oh shit. Wasn't meant to do that.
Yeah, we're meant to do that. So we was having a drink outside
in Leeds. It's like, you know, it's like
nice and sunny and this this guycame, this guy came over and
went doesn't want to buy any cigs.
(47:43):
So it's like, oh, it's fucking classic drinking in the sun.
But lucky, lucky man over there.It's just like being on holiday.
And Joey, you just like talking about yeah, sick, being on
holiday, having a pirate and so.Yeah, we should.
Be funny that though, if we got a few comics together and went
on, went away, I was like, yeah,we fucking do that.
(48:04):
So I'm talking to the boys rightnow.
Let me get chips and hips on this.
Here. We were, we were speaking about
Calvin because we're yeah, Benidorm, get a villa and go
there. That'll be.
For there, what was Stan saying?What is it?
Just I think the first week is Inext year like a little weekend,
(48:25):
we've got a four night or something.
Really game for like, you know. You say for all God.
Now, soon we're getting T-shirtsmade in that little soon.
Yeah, yeah. Hot chips, Hot lips, hot tips.
Lips, tips and chips and fish and fish coming.
Yeah, fish can go fish. Definitely not.
We'll we'll text you that's. Kind of stickers there.
You know how fish? Are we going to nickname?
(48:48):
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Never have a nickname. You know what are you looking at
me for? No, I'm laughing at you.
You said that and you said all just like.
Can you say, do you ever have a nickname in school?
No, not really. Do you have means?
Yeah, a few. Couple oh talking thing.
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Yeah. Chaos Free hypno disc.
What? Oh no, Robot, He wasn't, he
wasn't. What was He wasn't a school cup.
Wow, he went, he went, he still.Maybe no, he was you I so I
started work when I was like. 17you have to go to like.
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Mechanics why did he work in a car place would.
You I've missed that. Way he's got he's got made a
wheelchair icon. Bro woke up.
I was guessing. Hot Wheels did he?
Did he work in a car place that you?
That's his name, Hot Wheels. We've got Hot Lips.
Hot Chips, Hot Wheels. Fishing Hot Wheels?
I'll send this episode and be like, oh mate, you've included
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it. Yeah, he's one of us.
Skid, skid. That was really out of order.
Ah. Yes.
I'm tired. We lost it.
Hey, does he do like meal preps though?
Well. Meals on Wheels, he delivers
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them. You have to eat them for a
straw. Heels on wheels.
Remember the roast in the milkshake?
I just probably trash out of me and call him a wheelie bin.
That's horrible. One bad that's bad.
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We're just trying to have a laugh.
We're having a laugh at you. We love you, What's your name?
Matt. Matt, we love you.
Really. Mate, we're only joking.
That's fucking. I'm on the odd shoulder of a mad
tiger. Oh, no way, you said.
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That that's higher, so can you say?
What What musical would you liketo be in?
Oh, don't even start the Callum.Do it in Cam Carroll, OH.
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Cam Carroll. Have you have you seen Cam
Carroll? No, they haven't.
They haven't used Cam Carroll. They save it for the.
Next saw Oh I fucking love Cam Carroll.
It's whenever we go for a ciggy Cam Carroll gums out and stuff.
I've got sounds with that. Just are you, Carl?
Are you all right? I've been up too.
Sounds classed first or smoked. You what?
What? No, you.
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Probably sound fuck, we like that, you see.
Look, it's that sexy musical. Yeah.
Musical. Like meatloaf?
Musical. That'd be good meatloaf.
Have your boss meatloaf what I have.
That's all about you, Jimmy. What musical would you be I?
Don't like any musical? Oh, what would you be in if you
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if you wanted to be in? One Apple.
One. What Apple One.
That's the queen. That's a good one.
Which? One, would you be?
There's one. Come on with me, wouldn't there?
No steps. The Musical.
No calves will do that. I don't know.
Tragedy. Hey Madonna, did you see me
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story with the fellow with the whip?
What? It was a big story.
What? I guess you said.
What the fuck's that? Some fellows singing on karaoke
just whipping the. Just smashed everything up with
a whip. He was in the pub.
Yeah, he was karaoke. So he was in there with a whip
singing and then just started like cracking the whip.
Smashing the place. And then just started whipping
like the fucking drum kit. And I had a whip.
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Yeah, yeah, Jock about with a whip.
Yeah, that's where that yeah, noRd. does.
Have you got a whip? Soon.
I've got lots of whips. Whip whip.
Southampton, Bristol. Southampton, Stockton on Tees so
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far that'll be good. 14 LB Leicester.
Stop being those so damn cute. Did you do karaoke yesterday?
No, I wasn't drunk enough. I will on holiday though.
Karaoke. You got a karaoke song?
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Maroon 5, she'll be loved. Oh, tap on my window, Knock on.
My door make you feel beautiful.We done it.
I think we done. We done it a while ago.
On Green Room. We used to karaoke on the iPod.
Yeah, yeah, that was cool, Yeah.You.
Don't you don't like a solo? Obviously, don't you, don't you
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love a good song? I thought because Chad was so
much Chad, wasn't he? Oh yeah, Chad.
Yeah, I saw girl. Oh, it's going to be, I don't
know, truly badly. That I wasn't gonna like.
Oh savage God. Is called.
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Oh yeah, I want to be everythingthat you need.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to be. With you in a scene like this
forever. Yes.
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She will find jukebox and play that I don't.
Have we got karaoke? She will find jukebox.
What's the? Karaoke got called.
Yeah, what I thought was on the orchard jigsaw.
Keepers. Oh, maybe my auntie went viral
on there, didn't you? Yeah, yeah.
What'd? You do sing.
No, not not. What's the surname?
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Yeah, he's back. No cows are sacred in their
culture. Sacrificing on cows.
Now don't be sacrificing on cows.
I won't do that. They're my fuck up.
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They're my people, Know sacred. Cows.
What did she say? She's done a few like, but she's
good. Cooper's, yeah.
It's not like it's not bad quality.
Going viral is not a good thing if you're singing, yeah.
I know that put to be like there's good singers don't give
us. But it is, yeah.
I mean, she, she, she's stage presence.
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It's that Perry looks at you, isn't there?
Yeah, yeah. What what don't breakdown is
that? Which one?
Which one? It's a fat woman on there that
ever goes, oh, it looks like thelad of the Greenery Podcast.
Yeah, that's some. Medium I shit you get.
You know. Like there's even videos I see
run like randomly where you're not even tagged in them.
Plus someone's like, oh, looks like you.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean I am doing it like that.
AI one was cost. So the which one?
The AI one. It's like a picture of AI of
like this, like fat family and Ijust look like the.
AI, all of them, Not all of them.
The two million impressions thatdo that someone's saying look
like you. Yeah, 2 million.
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People are a woman like we. We we're audible to each other
because we're mates and that, but it's just people you don't
even know. I don't care.
I don't think it's funny. I do care from science, but then
now I'm just that pathetic. I I just don't care anymore.
Yeah, I've give up. So.
You do look like the one who says.
Keep it coming, I've give up. Who's the one who goes?
Hey, sexy bum. He's had his haircut now, it's
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not made-up. Shaved all his hair off as he.
Yes. What?
Does he do if in doubts have a Peroni?
Yeah, get your cocktails out. Don't mean cock, sexy bum.
It's a broadcast message more. It can't be a fat smelly cunt.
I want this man to be no more. I know it doesn't make sense.
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Yeah, we've been sorry to fucking do me as a cow.
So greasy. Oh, What have you been off to
then? You've got any geeks?
A couple of bits. Yeah, I'm in Birmingham.
Some money. Oh, you've been as well.
Yeah, so we we're a. Different, Bill, we're a
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different. Different.
I'm at, I'm at your place. The cover please.
Yeah. Players, they were after you.
Well, they've not done that. Kick one after you.
No, I got confused. Yeah.
Are you a baby as well? Yeah, yeah, what a duck geek.
You know, one that's named after.
You named after you. Mike, what's it called?
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Fat Penguin. Fat Penguin and I would have
just sold I. Don't know, just.
It's been Jamie or baby was soldout so 8 on the waiting list is
over. Could you go to the gig after?
Yours I might actually come off.I'm opening that and then I'll
be, I might swing that. Yeah, yeah, come.
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Down. He's getting there.
Skelly's taking me. I'm gonna lift off Friday.
OK. Q Door.
Q. Yeah, Michael, actually.
Yeah, come down and buy a few beers.
Few jars after that. They're gonna have a few beers I
got. Some chips, so still this.
This suit your hot chips though does suit your hot chips.
I think the best at hot fish arein the hot fish.
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But I think you just take the hot swings, you know, hot
soldiers. Fish.
Just fish. No hot.
Fish. Oh no, I took no.
Hot fish stinks. Yeah, fish.
Let's say just it's just boss a fish.
Can we change it? Whatever you call the next fish.
You Gilly little cunt scaly wanker.
So I've just realized. What's up?
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It's not been on this whole time.
Like. His face was like, is what
happened fish? We just came up with anything.
So I've just remembered my me bare decks was called Fish as
well. Just clicked him yet.
So I was like, yeah. Can't do that.
No, we're going to have your hot.
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We can't do that. No, because the X is fish and
it's hot fish 'cause it's hot. Yeah, he's hot.
Look at his legs bro. No, but it's.
Still hot legs you are. Obsessed with my legs.
Yeah, when I was like. Start wearing pants.
What's? Your favorite thing about his
legs? Good definition.
Proper with the clean. Legs deficient and.
Proper with no clean legs, with the cleaning with the clean legs
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postman. That's what it is.
It's nice postman's legs. It's. 20 years.
All the last episode was students.
I just said I've got pregnant woman legs.
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah, yeah.
I said they had pregnant woman belly as well.
Yeah, yeah. With twins.
Octopus. Hot tub what?
Yeah, yeah, you got conceived. From a hot tub.
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Oh, it's kids. Up proper look like it did as
well. It's not yours, Ugly.
It's. Yours so good.
(01:02:12):
You're gonna. Be ugly you're.
Gonna be fat all episodes. Yeah, ugly is well, mean, yeah.
Ugly is horrible. Like he can't do anything about
that. He can't do anything about being
ugly. Hello.
It's 40 oxy yesterday. But I don't think you are.
By the way, you're fucking gorgeous.
I think you're hot, fit. You've got good lips.
Yeah, some would say hot. Not me though.
(01:02:33):
I'm not. I'm arrogant.
Well, of course you guys see theepisode.
We'll do a couple more minutes to that edit point.
Oh, fortunately guys, in the episode.
Any anything from patrons this week, Don.
Oh, you know what we think We haven't done them for a while,
but you know, blind rankings. Blind rankings, Our favorite
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animals #1. But it was.
I don't think we've done this one before.
Blind ranking Bevy's like different.
Ones oh. OK, who's doing it all three
6/7. JB.
Yeah. I mean, I think he also.
Tried to come through all together.
So all three then? Let me put this into.
(01:03:16):
Was it the four? Three.
Just the five of them. Yeah, do 55 spots and we can't
change it because it's picked. OK with it because he's given me
7. Yeah, do.
Five. We said 5 fish can't count
there. OK, guys.
(01:03:38):
All right, oh, should we play? So should we play a wild card?
So we have 5 and then there's a last one that you can then
choose to put in somewhere. Wild card.
Wow. Wow card.
Oh, you're so sad to not you. Just saves me trying to decide
which ones to get rid of. OK, so first one is 3:00 AM
Kitchen Bev's out of Five South.We'll do the shepherds.
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Or I'm going to go 4 for that just because it's freedom on it
in the kitchen. I'm probably more asked about
Beak at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's a good show. Yeah, that's the side you're
waiting for to drop off. I'm probably going for four.
Yeah, four. Yeah.
OK, train Bev's. I mean, for me it's it's I love.
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I don't. I don't get trained.
I don't, I reckon it's that, butI like, I get it.
Like it feels like it feels likean occasion when you're getting
trained, both joining. Me, I think it's my, it's my
personal favorite, but I'm not, I don't know.
What the I'm going 3. You're happy with three?
Three. Yeah, I'd go I, but let's stick
him free. Parliamentary we don't, we don't
ride trains, so. Elementary rules.
(01:04:48):
After work, Bev's Bevies. After work.
I'd go 5 just because I've worked in places where like
there's just mings. And when people talk about work
after work, oh fuck. Yeah, get in the.
I've just. Finished work.
Yeah. Yeah, I had this mad customer
before. I'm not asked that.
(01:05:09):
Are we getting a bag? You know what?
A bag of what? Dude, talk scratchings.
No cocaine you fucking Ming. Fuck off.
Fat to the bar fish #5. Fish.
Drink another fishbowl. I'd go 5 for that.
(01:05:29):
Just because we can't guarantee the people you were yeah, you
can't the company. 'S going to be bad in it.
I don't I don't get this last one Pre holiday breakfast Bev.
'S Oh mate, that's all play thatairport Bev's.
Yeah, that makes sense. Top to you.
Yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter what time your
flight is, doesn't matter where you're going when you go to
(01:05:51):
Belfast. Half an hour flight, that pint
in a pub slaps. Basically yes.
It's with the boys, it is with the boys, which I don't think
it's a good pint with a girlfriend personal.
You've lost all your boyfriend points with that one.
No. I'm sweeping you, no.
(01:06:12):
Relegation, always great to drink with, yeah, but I think if
you're on a romantic holiday it's not a romantic start or
whereas if you were the lads, I think it is and it's a lads
holiday. Because my girlfriend's great to
drink with. So I love we had a.
Pop I love mine more. I love mine more I love you the
more than Jamie love you. When we went to where we went to
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Germany, we had airport Bevs. They were.
They were boss Bevs. That was a good time.
It was absolutely zebra reason why I was on that trip.
Yeah, I literally just come for all of.
This. Yeah.
Two, shall we say. Yeah, because I feel like
there's going to be a good like.Well if SB just get sacked.
(01:06:54):
Oh, what if you fucked it on me?Really.
So the last. One, let's have some guesses, I
think. I love a beer garden.
Monkristlin. I want to say.
What for #1? I'm not saying. 40 I just think
what's what's missing? Footy Bevs Christening.
Watching a match Bev away day init.
Like a good day. I don't.
I don't like away day drinking. I think I think watching them
(01:07:18):
too much. Watching a 40.
I watched Palace Palace Borb of yesterday.
I got I got soup Sunday and I see.
Some of the Super. What Bay Garden's a shower?
Yeah, Beer Garden's the favoriteman.
Daytime drinking. Just love a Christian session,
yeah, I feel. One you know.
Christian session. Christian session?
We don't really, do we? Sesh after sesh after sesh.
(01:07:41):
To the next one was actually beer garden with the boy, with
the boys specifically, I said. Mate top tier one but I need to
put in brackets. No Wasps.
That's the only thing that puts the legs out.
That's the only thing that puts off a bear garden.
That's why I prefer the train. That's why I prefer the train to
the bear garden. Because of Wasps.
Wasps don't get trains bro. There's a T-shirt.
(01:08:05):
So. So the wild card was solo pub
Bevs. World class.
It depends though on if you wantto think.
Best or not? It's second. 2 was airport Bevs.
I'd stop it for airport. Yeah, the solo, I think.
I think after a certain time it starts becoming a bit boring.
(01:08:26):
So that's quite a bit sad as well, yeah.
So I love a pint I'm watching something new phone when I.
Want to get to like laser bites?There's people like all around
you having a great. Time.
No, but then you get a. Little hanging on the.
Solo free, 400 dropping off and yeah, yeah, I'm just going to
sit in the pub, get sniffed up and watch darts and Danny Max,
which I've never done. OK, the more.
Why are you going Danny Max for a pint?
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It was years ago, you know, you live as good in Chester.
I literally don't know. I was like, oh, was he moved to
Liverpool? Like no the pub you knob head.
Right, well, that was a good point, but it was a good blind
wank. Blind, wank blind.
Wank. Come see me on the work in
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