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Let's get into the episode. Hello.
(01:40):
Everyone, Hey. Hello, Jamie.
Hello, Daddy. Hello guest.
Cramping our style, baby we. Decided that we're going to show
at the pub. Look what we do baby.
Behind the scenes on our PatriotBaby.
Yeah, we do these every now and then.
We just have a little fresh one,just the boys.
Yeah, I'm sure that inside of what we don't pay to you, we
have little segues of different things that we.
Yeah. Can we sign up Patron this week?
(02:01):
Because, oh Lord, you are in forsome hot.
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Baby 40s beige frozen foods. It was a classic episode.
I don't still remember all to behonest.
Well, it lives long in the memory for me.
We're back. We're back, baby.
(02:22):
Yes. Have you been Jamie?
Oh. Good.
Yeah, good mate. I've not seen you since Friday,
ever. No, no, no, no.
It's been a while, but it's beena while.
But it's called yesterday wasn'tover so.
Yeah, yeah. That's the story of our lives,
isn't it? Yeah.
There's some gigs and stuff likethat on a on a weekend and and
you, you, you went out on the weekend as well.
And you? Went out, played snooker.
(02:43):
Just talk about that on Patreon.So when I played snooker, just
enjoy. Just a lovely Sunday afternoon.
Lovely Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I, yeah, I've said, I've
said on the last episode, obviously the last episode on
I've said that the public as well.
We're excited to lose a few pounds now, mate.
So I've been doing some walking as well.
So there's a walking last night.So I'm really tired.
(03:05):
They suck it out to me. I already don't like I only got
like 2 miles, 3 miles. But you know, it's something,
isn't it? It's best of the best of.
Nothing and you've done if you for Salem couch.
Yeah, and I've been faster as well.
Yeah, but a 40, nearly all 40 isour fast just second.
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
I'm fucking starving. But yeah, it's a couple of days
(03:27):
before payday, which obviously if you do watches you'll know
that we always blow all our money and we're skipping the
last week of payday. So yeah.
I think if we if we do decide tostay in Bristol, yeah, because
having a few drinks, Southampton, yeah, Bristol's on
Sunday, so we don't want to go to ever.
We might have a nice little Curry after the show, maybe.
(03:49):
Oh, yeah. That's a good show.
Sound it. That's a good show, yeah.
We are Chinese. Whatever.
Have we got a? You plan on staying there yet?
I'll just see how it goes first.So it goes because we've got
Bosnia Con. He's offered to give us a lift
back but. It's a long way down there.
Plus I'm just like, it's just, I'll just go back to my hotel
room. Yeah, yeah.
If we got a cheap hotel room, I'm just like, yeah.
(04:12):
It's going to drive all the way back from Southampton after a
gig. No, Bristol.
Bristol, Yeah, that's even stillfucking far.
Let's say 4-3 hours. But you know what it's not, It's
like when you're on the road, I've noticed as well, you do
like 2 free hour travelling, youknow, on stage it's 20 minutes
most cases. And then the traveller back had
a swear that it's just like, it's just too much, you know?
(04:34):
It's worth it for me to get an old tower because I'm not like,
well, snacks opening for me, so do what?
I mean, he's getting like a set fee.
So we got an old tower room. It's not as pointless, but I
mean not for me because obviously my support acts.
If you get no time, I'll just get it.
Because he's sad. Because I'm sounding like that.
Any train or hotel that people need to get.
(04:56):
Glad he's glad he's here. I'm.
Glad he's here that up to be honest because I thought that
was called out my face. No, no, no.
Oh, thank you. No, no, no, no, no.
My feet's a lot as well, you know what I mean?
Yeah, 3 digits. Nah.
I just get the room in it. It's just to say I just don't
want people I don't like. People like shortcut and stuff
(05:18):
so I can't give mega fees because I'm not.
It's not fucking. You're not making Mega Doll.
You're. Not making mega doll but can you
get me a mate in hotel room? That's, you know, I won't be all
of these. I can't.
I can't wait to face Sammy and Jamie are going to be gigging
away together. Well, we've got, yeah, we've
done what we've done. Belfast somewhere and Isle of
(05:38):
Man. Should we do Isle of Man
together? No, no we have not.
Ever we've done have. We not been to Isle of Man
together. And all that's insane.
That's insane. So hey, Alabama, if you're the
bookers, 4 digits. We already do 4 digits.
So yeah, it's the first. No, but Belfast was the live
podcast. It was years ago and it was a
class. It was a close class.
(05:59):
I was third wheeled as well. And we still had a like
Birmingham together. Yeah, that was just in and out
on it. Birmingham was also out of the
way. You ought to be.
I mean like a whole whole it'll.Literally all be pod fans as
well. On which?
On these shows this. Weekend, Yeah.
It's this weekend. Yeah, slightly.
Sunday I've been good, I've beengood.
A good form at the moment as well.
So it's. Always good, save me some roof.
(06:20):
Oh, I will, baby. Don't forget to whip.
You've got to be going on there like, oh, someone said the heat
that it's roast out here. He's meant to be warmer up, but
he's fucking cranked it up to the top.
Oh, but if the roof does come off, I'll phone LLBGLB.
AP Oh, they're not gay roofers, young man.
(06:42):
Lberoofing.com. Yeah, no, it's going to be the
first time we're going to be, it's going to be the first time
when we spend the whole weekend professionally working together.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to going to go out in Southampton
maybe. Good.
Yeah, a couple of minutes in Southampton.
I would like to go out, still want to.
I like experiencing these new places.
I've never been to Southampton before, never been to Bristol
before. I like quiet hotel bars to be
(07:04):
honest. Maybe we can do do both.
Yeah, just go out and say I'm going to get a bit too much.
You could just. Do I went to a nice file last
time we did Bristol. Did you?
So when did Bristol on the Waterside tour record-breaking?
I had Bert Williamson open. A.
Young lad dead, nice fellow I met.
(07:25):
Bert Williamson. Yeah, exotically.
I met him in, I met my 2017 in Edinburgh and he was like brand
new. But I just fucking love you me,
you know? It's just the way he was.
He's just such a bird, man. You're just like you look at me.
Oh yeah, you're a fucking bird. You are.
Oh, he looks like a bird. He.
Looks like a bird. Now he looks like Ryan Reynolds.
(07:47):
Oh, he's had a handsome boy. Oh, he's had a He's good.
Yeah, his classmate boss. I've don't have duds open for me
bro. Don't say that, but you put
pressure on me. Silly man, you're.
Unbelievable. Thank you mate, I am good.
And you talk into this like Speakeasy type gaffe.
Now, I don't really like noveltystuff like that.
(08:07):
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
I think it's a bit like, oh, youhave to knock on.
I don't like all that. Just Oh yeah, yeah, just get.
Me a pint lad, we've. Got one in Liverpool called ex
directory. Yeah, you go into a phone box
and you press a number and you let you like, just like open up
your door to get me ABA. There's one in Manchester.
Expand a lot. Like in a lawn, you go for a
laundry washing machine sort of thing.
Yeah. What's that?
Just get me a pint, lad. Just.
(08:28):
Get me amazing back all this nonsense.
Yeah, but he took me to 1 and I just love quiet bars, mate,
Quiet bars. He can sort of a chat with your
mates. Low music on, but low just
ambience. Nice ambience.
So we'll go to some place like that.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I just, yeah.
I just don't want to because sometimes, like when you go,
(08:49):
when you go, see, I'm excited, you know what I mean?
It's nice, nice to be on. It's nice to be on the road
again. But previous guests is coming
down guest list George. George.
George, come down. Oh, so the three years will be
in Southampton? Yeah.
Oh, nice out on the side. We're just missing our daddy
daily, mate. Sorry Dad.
We can't afford you. Mate. 2258 you're away.
(09:10):
It's too expensive. I mean, I wouldn't charge that
just to tag along. How much is your just like?
A log. You have to pay us lot.
I'll bring parties. Oh.
Yeah, get up and train to get quick.
Oh, I had to pay an order 90 lbs.
I need to come along just to bring some buddies.
I had to. I'll pick a Buffy.
(09:31):
Got the I stayed at my mate's house on Sunday, got the got an
Uber home in the afternoon and it's like an an hour and 15 or
drive and then you just like keep putting it off half an
hour. I've got to leave soon man.
It's just sad leaving me got stuck in, got the Uber driver
was miles off it by the way, miles off it.
(09:52):
Well, just like quite new to theroad or something or.
Just asking me directions. I'm like, I'll just follow you.
Sat NAV do what I mean swerving in out lanes like Wolf.
Oh, slammed on twice. Just chaos.
You just want to just like quietjourney.
Got stuck in traffic in these narrow lanes in Cheshire
(10:13):
surrounded by cows man. Just all the fucking cows on the
field. Starting on the bus what?
I'm. Going to open with that in
Southampton. Next up, Jamie Hutchinson.
(10:36):
Please. I'm not ready.
But that's just like proper going under that in it just
loads of cows. Yeah, it's the ones.
It's the ones that talk to me all the time.
Like it sounds like you'd be rude, but when you're just not
in the mood and then that's whenit happens.
Or when you're running late and you've got anxiety because you
don't let your mates down because you're late and you hit
(10:59):
every red traffic light and you're just like why just I'm
already later, already fucked. Up Mother can't make it's mind
up, can it? Yeah.
Shut up, lad. You fucking dropped me off.
I I say me though. I'm not.
I've just got my headphones in, by the way, just in case you
need me. Just put your hand up, you know
what I mean? Like the teacher?
(11:20):
If you need me, put your hand up.
No, if you need me for somethingI've just got my headphones in.
Such as that. Hey mate.
Hey mate, hey mate. What mate?
Well, they can't make it's mine.Shut up.
Get me a butt here. What's your opinion of taxi
drivers who are on the phone? Don't mind it, Yeah.
(11:41):
Don't mind it, just fucking plague Candy Crush.
Just be safe, get me there. But just don't.
Just don't know. If he's on the phone to his mate
or something. Oh yeah, you.
That's fine. I can cut, I can cut off from
that. Yeah, switch off from that.
It's when they're just being really direct.
And as I say, sometimes I'll speak to them.
Well, sometimes I start the conversation when I'm in a mood
(12:03):
to talk. I don't.
It's very, that's very selfish, but that's.
What you're paying them? But I've spoke to two hours
before I went to like, mate or whatever, and it'd just be like,
yeah, yeah. And I've just went, oh, yeah,
it's just what we've spoken to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like when people are speaking to you and you always
go, oh, no, mate, say yeah, mate, no.
And you won't wear that. So just get the hint.
But then they just keep going and going and you're just like,
yeah, mate. You don't listen to headphones
(12:25):
all do you? I always lose headphones, all
right, That's why I've stopped buying them, because I just
lose. Looking the same like but I'd
say I've got just got my headphones in mate.
Watch some gambling videos. I got the Airpods.
Me, yeah. Oh, they're impossible.
I've lost one of them. Yeah, I'm saying.
You can't even find your Airpods.
I found it the next day. No, it was went over in the
(12:48):
middle of the road. Was it?
Talking about over it, man did it fell out of a taxi.
I don't. I've never lose, never lose my
phone or keys though. It's just like all the it's all
the things, all the accessories.Everything me.
Yes, you do. I'll lose everything.
You don't lose your phone on there.
Yeah, I've lost it. I lost it the other day.
Did you? I don't lose my phone on I.
(13:10):
Lost this coat this appeared. I lost this jacket on it's just.
You don't like all the accessories though?
Like say a card or like or earphones or a lighter, you know
what I mean? I'll lose that, but I just
remains developed. But I think it's just because I
just put, I don't like having things in my hands or put them
down next to me on somewhere or like.
(13:31):
Yeah, I've been warned about passports.
I've had too many in 10 years orsomething.
Have you? You can only have like 3 and.
Ten years. I'm on the last one.
Can't you? You've been seldom have you?
Yes. For Buzzies.
Yeah, so I mean, I get you, inmate.
Cook me a nice sandwich. I love potty as well a couple.
(13:58):
Of weeks ago it was a sausage then away in it.
Remember, we had a couple of guests on both guests, she was
like. Yeah, yeah, but what?
You definitely should be fat days.
I'm not fat anymore. Well, I have, but I mean, I'm
not trying to be better. So no more sausage dinners with
Tony, just vice healthy butties.I might have like a dead spicy
(14:19):
sausage hot dog one day hot. Dogs, man.
We had hot dogs every week. Oh, do you know what?
It's all depressing, lad. You know you're just dying for a
hot dog. Yeah.
And they're fucking out of me. I can't wait for this hot dog.
All the cheap ones as well. What's up to say?
Yeah, Cheapest Forkland couldn'tfind fucking hot dog buns, bro.
(14:45):
So she had to. She had to get brioche hot dog
buns and it's just not the same.What hanging brioche bro?
What? Really.
Brioche, brioche. I've had to put them on bread
before like and that was. Brioche is the model.
Brioche is just dead. Even as a bigger bun.
Yeah, it's terrible as a burger bun.
Get me a sesame seed, lad. They only have brioche because
(15:07):
it stays fresh longer. And the reason why it says fresh
longer? Fucking angry.
Get me sesame seed bro. I've had like Joe I love on a
burger. Sorry Joe.
From a burger van then. Little floured muffins, do you
know what I mean? Yeah.
Like a dead cheap burger from a burger.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's got no seeds on it or
anything, just a. Muffin just a yeah yeah yeah
(15:28):
yeah yeah yeah to the best. I love, I love onions as well.
Only burger from a burger van. Just loads of fried onions meat
for slap them on. Yeah, I like raw onion as.
Well, I like to have I like to have hot dogs on a butty.
Don't like Warburton's bread? Fucking hot dogs on and I'm just
like, folding. It tastes cheap, then if you
have it in a hot dog bun it tastes like oh you haven't a hot
(15:50):
dog. Tastes like Christmas, doesn't
it? Yeah, if you're, if you're
having like a little, you're having like a gypsy butty there.
Yeah. But I might get because
obviously I love cheap hot dogs,but I might get some like your
sausage with like spices in and I've like a little Tory.
Like a chili dog. Like a Tory hot dog.
(16:11):
Like a fancy, Like a fancy. Like a proper butcher.
Sausages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love sausage. Mustard, mustard, tomato sauce.
Clipping that on its own. Yeah, I love sausages, man.
Mustard. Mustard.
No, I'm on it too, lad. No, I mustard.
(16:31):
Just the ketchup guy be. Mustard.
Do you like mustard dog? On a hot dog, but that's about
it. I don't go any further.
I'm a mustard butter. You put a butty.
Yeah, I'm a mustard. What's just like hab and then
mustard? That's it.
Because do you like salad on your butties?
(16:53):
No. Not really.
I do, I know. If I'm having a muffin, I don't
like salad in bread, but I like it on breaded muffin.
Do you know what I mean? Do you mean a BAP?
Yeah. Yeah, like a bap.
Yeah, but I'll have a salad on that, but not in bread.
Oh I like salad on all but season that way it makes it
(17:14):
makes it fresh. It makes it crunchiness.
Yeah, I know what you mean. And it makes it feel like it's
more as well, you know what I mean?
Yeah, for my. It's like it's like filling
more. Yeah, if I'm having a bat then
I'll have salad on it, but if it's I think salad goes weird in
Barbie's. Bread.
What are we having, a BBQ? Yeah.
Yeah. All this food talking like how?
(17:35):
How come we get free food? Say, get us to us.
It's that BBQ. I mean, after this episode we're
trampling if you want. Yeah, free food.
Because I wanted to. Because I'm building a outdoor
kitchen, aren't I building? An outdoor kitchen.
Yeah, it's that easy. It's just.
You're building an outdoor kitchen.
Yeah, and I'm trying to get booties on scrap.
(17:56):
Oh lad, with what? What's going on here?
He's building outdoor kitchen. Yeah, £50, that's.
What's going on? I was on we were on zilch last
night, zilch.com, right? And I was sad.
Order bread and some ham off Co-op or stick.
Has this happened? It will cost me like £50 to make
the outdoor. It's just basic, maybe a little
bit more, but of. Course tell us, because booty
(18:17):
laughs. It'll probably cost me more to
fill the BBQ that we have with food than it will to build the
outdoor kitchen, so I don't see why.
They build those fucking son. What's in your outdoor kitchen
then? So it's.
Just going to be like the BBQ. It's just basically like making
like a big frame for the BBQ me pizza oven.
(18:37):
Oh. Yeah, pizza oven.
I've already got a pizza. Oven.
Oh my God, this guy. Well.
I had I had musical made pizza last night or made it and I'm
not even joking. It's on the nicest pizzas I've
ever had in my. Life was it.
It was. Unreal.
I'm not a massive pizza guy. To a lot of big pizza guys for
it, but. I don't know what she did in
that kitchen bro, it was fuckingelectric.
(18:59):
Because a proper nice pizza likethat, it's a different world
compared to like if you go to like Domino's or some like cheap
pizza your. Pizza place pizzas are.
Good, that's what I mean. Take bossman pizzas are better
than Domino's. No there they are lads.
Bossman pizza pizzas are great mate.
If you sometimes you eat the bossman pizza, you don't even
know what films are on there. Yeah, like, no.
(19:21):
No, no, no. Is that sweet corn or fucking?
Do you know what I mean? No, you need you got a good
Potsman pizza? Throw them brown pizza boxes.
Got pizza and yellow right and you're getting scratted there.
Like you can't see any, it's just.
Cheese horrible after it last. Yeah, no, it's good mate,
especially if it's an Indian gaff because you get like the
chicken tea, pizza, Yeah, Joe, like one that does everything.
(19:46):
Yeah, I could never get a Curry out of a.
No, I won't get a Curry from it,but I'd get I'd get pizza from
it because I used the the red chicken tea corn.
Oh, it's a good shot with her. Did you get that pizza off The
Apprentice girl? You were going to get it, didn't
you say? Could you get it for a bit?
We was looking at it. It's that day.
Oh, is he? So we're going to save that.
Oh, that's a shout. That might get one for a
(20:07):
birthday. What is it?
It's a birthday next week. Oh, is it?
Oh, you have to order it soon then.
What is it? What?
What's this thing? She does this woman who didn't
winded her. No, she came.
One of her. Yeah, she Bombay Pizza Company.
So it's like Indian themed pizzas, like premium ones?
(20:28):
You order offline, you are just picked them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mentioned a few weeks ago
they were. Are you watching tomato to
cheese ratio that on your pizza?Do you like a lot of tomato
base? I do, yeah.
And I like, I like a lot of tomato base, you know what I
mean? Do.
You know what mate, I've just got into Margarita pizza.
Me. Yeah, just a plate.
Yeah, just. I used to think it's boring that
(20:49):
you need some meat on there, butI'm like Nah man, just less is
more sometimes. But you need it to be wet
though. It's got to be wet.
You want to be to load tomato because I ate the ones where it
just falls dry, man. Well, I'm not sure of the last
of a loads of cheese. Just, you know, just just be
nice. It's all about the tomato.
They're starving those. Are 32 podcasts full of just
(21:11):
food so starving bro? But that's what my like my ones
when you do them in the pizza oven, you can cake them in
cheese because the cheese just burns like not one else gets
baked like nothing else cooks because it cooks in like 30
seconds, because it's like 500°.You put it in, you actually look
at it for like 10 seconds, spin it round, pull it out and it's
cooked. So it's.
(21:31):
Trouble things. Yeah, to just ask to.
Do you make your own flower? Yeah.
And like you, make your own base.
Yeah, like dough balls and stufflike that, Yeah.
Ladders, cupboards of fridge your full loud.
We need to get that on there. Because it make me own dough.
You've got too much dough. That's your fucking problem.
(21:53):
Because like a dough to make 5 meters do.
You want to hear anything for the for the Patriots?
We do, but can I just check the camera?
Jamie, she's moved. Oh so just this seems I feel
uncomfortable. I'm starving me like you know.
We're fat, cunt. As well, I know one of 40s our
fast love. New chip The chip in here has
(22:17):
got a new menu. Shut up then, all dogs, beggars,
but singles, you know. So quite a few episodes ago, I'm
not sure when this face came from.
And what's this, Danny? Use us for OH on Patreon.
(22:40):
I'm not. Sure on what, Danny?
On Patreon. Patreon.com £3 a month.
You get bonus episodes and you have to interact with us and
that. Good Sir.
Yeah. What do you mean?
Go ahead. You tell you tell us what
Patreon is, Daddy. Bonus.
That's I want You still have thefavorite Patreon then?
(23:02):
Hey, for the price of just two tins of hot dogs you can feed us
for a month free quid. Go on.
So daddy, what is Patreon? It's do you want me to actually
tell you or do you want me to like do you want to go on a bit
or do you want me to tell you the whole point why people
should do it? Because you get face response to
everything. You get to have an import into
(23:23):
it. So you actually like we know
Patreons names, names like face like you know what I mean?
Like we were talking before and we mentioned Tony, like if you
want to get closer to the podcast, not even just for the
extra episodes and stuff, this is the way to do it and push you
get to see. All the you directly supporting
an artist. Yeah, exactly.
(23:44):
So like. It's not just about this is not
just the money grab, this is. It's not just about what you
get, it's what what you can give.
This is this is a community, this is a family.
And when you start off that 3 lbs, you become part of the
family. So sign up now and.
Just give it a go. Just give it a just give it a go
blood or. Just don't don't ask for pussies
(24:09):
like. Fine.
Oh. My God.
Patreon forward slash Green roomforward green room.
Does that you know that blind boy that I listen to blind with
both clubs? Could he see?
(24:30):
Yeah. What?
Oh, because he oh. Because he's blind.
I don't think he is blind. Oh, but he wears a bag on his
head. What?
But he still can see. It's similar to like the whole
yeah, basically because he's gotautism and stuff.
So he doesn't because his podcast is quite big now.
So he's like, if I was to just go out, people would recognise
(24:51):
me. And I don't want that like I
like to. Be bag on his head.
Yeah, because he used to be in aband.
I got a minute, I got a minute. Can we just go back a bit?
You listen to a podcast, this guy and he's he's autistic.
That's obviously not funny or I mean, it's fucking challenging.
Not fully about that. It's all but he's he's called
(25:11):
the Blind Boy Podcast. I said blind boy, man.
And and he's blind because we because you can't see who it is.
Oh, maybe that's why it is. I didn't know that.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm actually the other fab and instead of putting like
balaclava or disguise, he puts aTesco bag on his head.
Yeah, funny enough, because Balaclava is intimidating as
(25:35):
well, isn't he? Yeah, put a plastic bag on your
head. It's dangerous.
But he was in a band. David Blamboy Boat Club, pretty
sure. And they all have bags under
there. Oh yeah, he did.
I think there's three. Of them.
And it's because he's, it's because he's, he does want to be
recognised, yeah. He's kind of not, I'm not saying
it's 100, but he's kind of why kneecap where they're balaclavas
(25:59):
for the same sort, like he's sort of their inspiration.
Oh, is he Irish? Yeah, yeah.
We nearly have kneecap on a few years ago.
Yeah, we did, yeah. Bust be sick.
I mean fucking sure they can still be but yeah it'd be sick.
But it would be chaos though, wouldn't it?
Like. It's like chaos bro.
Exactly. But just need more mics.
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Reach out to them. Just try and do it.
Just keep getting silence, don'tthey?
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It right, so it's nickname slashschool stories.
So I think you used to talk about school and then said send
your school nicknames in and stuff.
Ochi Bochi put it in pie, kiss the girls, made them cry.
When the girls come out to play,they're a lot G.
Well, they used to call me Pigeon and primary school.
Ginger and he's smelly. He's got a yellow belly.
(27:25):
They haven't got a telly. The Uchi family, they.
Haven't got a telly? You had a load of tellies.
None of them worked. Get better?
Well, I'll just pour. That no, they didn't work them.
What? They was all broken.
Oh. Yeah, slap that.
One have I got a yellow belly. I used to get called yellow all
the time. Looking at it now, I wouldn't
(27:49):
say it was yellow. No, you don't like.
You like beige? You like a :)?
Yeah, I'm off. You're off.
You're. Off like yeah, milk on the turn
or bed sheets are just done. Or like you're like a white
sealer where someone smokes. Yeah.
(28:11):
Yeah. Yeah, like me teeth.
The weirdest roast there mate. Just attacking yourself.
That's defence factor. There's a minute, so if it's
like yourself, that's the others.
That's it. Facult.
Facult. Facult.
Tax for us form of defence sometimes.
What would you say about yourself?
(28:33):
You've got a little Willy. So what was the the thing?
Stop. Stop trying.
To see that you're just going topull me on these away season.
So I don't know if you want to just ranked these out of five,
not like blind rank, but just I don't know what to do with them.
But you ask for stories, so you've.
(28:53):
Got some? Everything has to be ranked,
does it? So this one is a nickname.
So my my pal's dad was telling us about a bird in his year that
used to get called tea bag and it was because she had a birth
mark on her face as it if someone had scudded her with a
tea bag. It's.
Standard that it is. That's horrible.
So this one, I think this is a story.
(29:15):
Oh yeah. So this one gets heavy.
We had a teacher who everyone loved.
He once just sat with us whilst we watched porn where a panda
was sticking a bamboo stick up alass's arse and he just laughed.
Never thought anything of it. Which is mad as well.
That's already weird in it. Never thought any of it until a
few years ago it came out he wasreal on the bird and a year
(29:35):
above us after her prom and the affair went on for years.
To be fair it was around the same time he was off for months
in hospital and when he got his wife and kids had left or when
he got home his wife and kids had left him and he went a bit
nuts and got Matt's teacher pregnant.
Was crying in classes and classes and telling us his
drama. Yeah, like you've got a teacher
(29:57):
on the mouth we made. We had one of my girlfriends
teacher Miss McCabe, she, she killed herself actually.
And she she she got the class tocheat on her exams basically
like it was a French example. I could speak in a written one
or whatever, and she just pausedthe figure just give all the
answers out to the class. I wasn't I was in the class for
(30:19):
famous story where star become she was always pissed and she
had to kill herself. She's got a few years after I
finished school. She's got stats up and that.
Well, must be. I don't know, but she was my
teacher. Like she was sound, but she was
off the rails. Like she was always pissed at
her. Yeah, that should be a but do
you ever have a teaching school that would like you could smell?
Yeah. We had a teacher come in once
(30:41):
and he was in a good mood and someone said let's say you're in
a good mood today. You had someone got laid last
night and it's just like, oh, Sam, that's right.
Like everyone like it was an allboys school.
So everyone then cheated him. My phone she was shagged.
Me mum after parents evening What?
What? She said he did or he would.
Oh, he said he would, yeah. Oh, unfortunately he did.
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No, no, no, no. We sad that Love AOT last night,
no? I found you.
It was sick. God, you just give it back.
Do they should RIP him? Yeah.
RIP everyone Lord. What did he say to you?
Shag your man. You'd said shag your man, you
know he was only like 24, you know, when he got that job.
(31:24):
That's what's mad, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we had him from the start of years.
He was sick. Mr. Wilson, man.
Yeah, you got you got I think. I think you got like go for
ripping a kid back and the kids man seen her ass.
But don't give it out then, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It's funny when teachers used to
give it back that's. What everyone?
Funny when teachers used to break in school or I had a
video, you know, like when you lose.
(31:44):
Lose this shit lad, it's before you live.
I had a video go viral dinner when I was in like, yeah, 10
year 11. Well, I got pissed.
I'm not on camera, thank God, but you can hear it because it
was shrinking in the park. I got pissed.
I just started crying my eyes out because I had ginger pubes.
It was like everyone's going to laugh at me, all the girls are
(32:06):
going to laugh in there. I've got ginger pubes and a 5
inch Dick and that went around the school like wildfire and
some teachers used to play it and laugh as well.
Did you know what was you? Yeah, it was me.
But teachers play in it, yeah. That's bad, you know.
Crying me eyes out because I hadginger pubes.
(32:29):
That's one recorder, but not your face.
Someone recorded it, but it's like it's like 2006.
So it's like on a Samsung or something.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's going to get infrared
round. Yeah, he had to.
He had to like get loads of ladsround and put it on YouTube.
He decided to do numbers on YouTube because it was just
going around other schools and stuff and he had to have like,
(32:53):
you know, tell them to take it down and stuff.
Are you listening to the pod whorecorded it as well?
Yeah, Joe. Send it in if you still got up,
Joe. Oh, and his daughter loves you.
Joe's daughter? What?
Does it mean? He watches the podcast on the
telly and the daughter just always like, fascinates when you
(33:14):
come on. What do you mean fascinated
baby? She's.
Just like, just like she loves Tony.
She just goes quite with Tony's on.
How? Old's you like wonder something?
So, oh, you sent me a picture, actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sick.
That so he recorded me like. Babies must love me but so he
just see this big smiley fat. I don't like that.
(33:35):
One of us, That's one of us. Yeah.
He recorded me. He's going.
That's funny, though. I know that went round like
wildfire. That was like Doctor Catfin of
2006. How did you survive that lad?
(33:57):
I. Was horrible man.
I got told that in my assembly. So obviously I've said on before
I won't tramp of the air at the end of Leo Leavers awards when
the guy when their teeth had a year shot me and he went you can
take some shit. You, you know, bulletproof.
(34:20):
Yeah, because if that was anyoneelse in your school, like you
move in all the time when you get bullied, but you were just
like. Yeah, my mum used, my mum
written me. I was being not being cheeky
ones. I shouldn't.
Well, at least don't cry out of a small Dick.
I'm just very rich in front of my mates as well.
Yeah, Yeah. So it bad me used to walk into
(34:43):
class. Everyone used to do that to me
and everything. Did they?
Yeah. Oh, you used to just laugh
about. It isn't it, isn't it?
This is going to sound like I'm trying to make make myself feel
better. 5 inches isn't actually that small is it?
Like. Listen, I was 15 and 5 inches is
I? I've got a bigger one than that.
(35:05):
It's gold. Since I I had the gold spare.
Bigger one, I swear down. No, but even if it wasn't like
isn't 5 like it's like 5 1/2? It's like average.
Plus I never even measured it. I never measured it.
I just said that I like about 5 inches and it wasn't.
It's like. What is it smaller?
I didn't measure it. Yes, it's probably smaller.
I just guessed it was 5 inches so I was crying out as oh the
(35:27):
girls. Have you measured it?
Now that's. Probably that 6/7.
Shut up lad. You've got a 7 inch Dick.
I've got a little 2 inch. Yeah, I've got a little micro
penis. Me.
Oh. That's a weapon.
Is that soft or or hard 7. Seven soft.
You have a fucking laugh mate. Some people do, some people's
Dicks just. You used to gotta be a little.
(35:51):
Yeah, so we're right in your belly like that.
In your belly. Yeah, you gotta actually have
insurance. Oh, you're fat pouchy mean.
Yeah, that one that was, that was mouth viral.
That was crazy when that was. Was you worried about that when
that went round like? Do you know what I was worried
on the started stand up, but that's going to come out and
we're going to be in Paris again.
But now I don't care. Yeah, you've said a lot more.
(36:13):
Ways things than that, but I've kept that and that's like a
memory that I've got like sort of trauma blocked.
You must have a lot of that, youknow, a lot of trauma blocked,
like stories. I reckon I've got hours and
hours me and I've just I I get sober blocked every week me.
(36:33):
They're being stuck in a bin that's fucking horrible.
In a bid. Got stuck in the bin, couldn't
get out, you know, it's like, soI had to like rock back and
forward and just knock yourself out.
To get to that, get out of it. To like, crawl out of a bin?
Yeah, did. You put it in the bin.
What's the boys? Some boys, some big boys.
(36:57):
I don't even think they put me in getting that bin for us that.
Yeah, that sounds. That sounds about.
Right. Oh, what I was doing.
It's funny actually what you getin that bin because I was dead
small as a kid and jump out at people do what I mean, like make
them jump. Scared.
Scare them and then they just left in the bin just.
(37:19):
Fucked up, she's got a bin. They just went shut up.
Yeah, yeah. And then they just left me in
the bin. Put someone, They put someone.
They went yeah, right. Shut the shut the lid and the
they put like bricks or whateveron top of the bin so I couldn't
open it. They put some heavy on so I
couldn't. So I was probably sitting.
On it so I was sucking a bit fucking stunt mate and it yeah
(37:42):
you you're in a bin and like thelids on and you smell all this
rubbish and like you can't get the lid off I.
Get the lid off. Get the.
Lid off sort of stuff to like knock yourself down sort of
thing. And a thing fell off, and then
you called out and just. Crawl out covered in shit like
bin juice. That was did not affect you at
(38:06):
all. No, that's an hour, right?
Did you like you like when you were home?
You know when you went all afterschool after that happened, did
you like? I was just a bomb site.
There's just mattresses everywhere and like my bedrooms
like a tip drop me and like. Just all dirty plates, amount of
(38:29):
rubbish or? No litter.
I mean like up to pass your ankles of litter.
Well, just like bottles, yeah. It was like it was like a skip.
Do you have any like rats of mice?
Yeah, we've got like, yeah, miceand these beetles and stuff.
So I didn't like going home, really.
(38:52):
Does that mice? Yeah.
All sorts in there bro. Did you ever think about us
moving to like your Nan's or your dad's or?
Something. Yeah.
Well, I tried for a week and I got sick of missile.
Went back. And what about your dad's?
No, because your dad, your dad'salways been nice.
She was. She was next door.
She lived next door. Was there a house like that?
(39:14):
No. No where else was sound.
Yeah, yeah. So she just spent a lot of time
there, though. Not really.
Just this play out on that. I just come back.
I'm just sleeping escape. So, you know, some things you
say it's like shocking originally, but you know, when
you hear stuff like that, it's like, yeah, yeah, a lot of that
(39:35):
makes sense now. You know, like all the like you
living in an imaginary world with all the games you used to
play and stuff. Like no fucking doubt, no.
Escape isn't me, yeah. But that was a lot of the
made-up games for more when it was like between 8:00 and 10:00.
It's more when it was 12/13/14. Oh, this was a fucking joke.
(39:57):
That's fucking it's quite samplefor you, isn't it?
Yeah, fucking OK, that's not that sound.
Well, what's he said then? What's this tick called?
Oh, that I wasn't in the I've just finished saying about that
teacher and I. I told you about the best
nickname I've ever heard. Which?
The best nickname I've ever heard.
(40:19):
Oh, that's sad. This, you know, this kids house
went up. This kids house went up.
Yeah. Lost his puppy in the fire
because he couldn't get out in time.
He got called hot dog for five. Years.
Oh my God, I'd kill myself. Oh, that's how.
(40:40):
Donkey said. That's our last.
That's. Funny, though, isn't.
It. Shut up, hot dog.
Oh. Shut up, hot dog.
That's horrific, that. That was a comic who told me in
the car share. We're talking about school
trips. I burst out laughing right now.
Seriously got me a dog. Oh.
(41:01):
Wait, he was. Yeah, he weren't my school.
This is it. Was he hot dog the comic of the
car? The comic Scott.
Yeah, Hot dog. He was hot dog.
Yeah. Oh shit, are you burst out
laughing? Yeah, I thought he was doing a
bit. Do the big set.
All comics do bits, don't they? That's the way kids.
Are cruel, man. Kids are cruel.
(41:22):
Kids are awful. They've not learned empathy over
there's not anything bad to happen all the time.
But there's a guy that says whenis it gone?
Was it gone? Was it gone?
I've just been laughing because I've just been howling.
Laughing because a girl from school popped up online and I
remembered her dead puzzle one day and saying to me why do all
(41:45):
the lads call me Izzy? And it was because she looked
like she was of the Asian persuasion and had the hairy top
lip. So everyone referenced her to
Mozzy, Izzy the footballer, but no one told her.
Everyone was just like, is it? What's happening?
Is it? Girls with.
And that's Roof wasn't it? Like if girls have like a stray
(42:07):
hair or something. Oh yeah, you look back now,
mate, It's fucking, it's a lot worse.
It's a lot worse now. Not with all this fucking sick
talk shit and all that. It's a lot worse now.
I mean, fucking kids doing themselves because it's for
bullying. It's not bad, it's heavy.
Brutal bra heavy. Heavy, heavy.
Bring back normal bullying man. Yeah, normal bullying is funny.
(42:28):
Go on, give me your, give me your wedge and take me money off
me. Lock me in a bin.
So which is today I'm commando breath.
You just sucked and shut up. Blood getting peanuted.
Your tie getting peanuted. What peanuts.
Yeah, you get peanut pull down on your tie so it goes all tight
(42:51):
and messed up called peanutting is.
That what it's called. Yeah, but I'll probably have a
different name but. How did you have your tie?
This is this is fucking like bottom of the barrel quit, but
I'm just curious. I feel like it sums up a person
quite well how they had their tie, you know, like because some
people used to have the tie likethat, didn't he?
You know what I mean? Like dead.
(43:13):
Yeah, set 7. Like some people have it like
normal. Yeah.
And obviously some people you know, so we'd use small ties.
So the normal me lad. Did you?
I would have had you down as a small tie guy.
No, just not because it looks. It looks really small on my
body. But it was always like the
Jokerish sort of people like the.
Slightly joking skill, but no, because I used I don't you mean
(43:35):
used to have like fat small, butlike that I get lost on my my my
body. So I used to have a tie because
I thought it'd make me look slimmer.
You know, like a lot of the tie making me look slimmer.
I don't know why but I just thought it did did.
You know him as well. Did you have a tie?
Yeah, yeah, I remember like whenyou get into our year 11 people
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like no, I'm going to start talking shit and have another
tie done proper and shut up that.
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I mean people more in life, but you weren't allowed.
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It's such a weird point. And so some woman here as a or
some woman, a woman I know. I don't know why it's that.
Wow. What's a woman?
She's a, she's a Patreon. Amy Lee.
Amy Lee, she's like, I think she's going to remember.
It's me, Amy Lee. That we.
Oh, what's that? The we Amy Lee, You want to get
(45:49):
blocked tonight? The fuck are you 2 doing this?
Shout out Jamie Lee. That's.
What? Jamie Lee, that's what you look
like in Scally's van that time. I'll puddle, don't you dare
(46:14):
laugh. It's me, Jamie Lee.
Bring back normal bullion. Get your gun in lunch money you.
(46:36):
Tramp. So Amy Lee has said the best
episodes are when they're tryingto do RAM and some puns.
So I reckon they could do loads of these.
So her and her husband apparently does a lot of like
rhyme and slang stuff. So so I'm going for a pack.
(46:58):
You've not heard of a kit? Good old.
Shit. Yeah, so she's put equal shit,
but I've never heard that anyway, so she's there for.
Shit. Yeah, it's on royal family.
Who is it? And another one is just offer a
chat with the Arabs, Mustafa or.Drop the kids off at school.
(47:20):
Put the kids off, offer a chat with the Arabs.
Mustafa crap. Oh, OK.
Smart. So she's asked if you've got any
because you'd love to run. No, we haven't, but you just.
What do I call William Poo? Shit I I say.
(47:47):
Well, I call my my ass and meows.
Mr. Pancake. Mr. Pancakes got a sore throat
today. That means I've got like an
itchy asshole. Did you say let's see
girlfriend? Yeah.
What does she say? Stop it.
She's so sick. No, she says.
So is Mrs. Bum. So is what?
(48:10):
Her ass is called Mrs. Bum. It's just Bob.
I might have got Mr. Pancake. And then you know if you leave.
I just say go over the ship. And then we leave.
Then we leave ship marks all over for each other.
Yeah. For each other.
And then we go oh Mr. Pancake stream Mrs. Bummer painting at
the time. Fucking hell, that's great, man.
(48:32):
That is fucking super. That's too fucking.
That's horrible. Mr. Pancake.
How have you 2 found each other lad?
Like it's. Great, isn't?
It it is. But it's own.
But it's a that's. What I'm trying to find, Mr.
Pancake. It's mind boggling that.
(48:53):
Any blind Radfords for us because we love to and our
patriot. Someone or would rather do a
blind Rankin actually, because Iwas going to say someone's
asked. That was yeah, there's there's
right. So this is 1 on the sort of the
conversations. So send to that, yeah.
That's horrible laugh. Let's send to this Daniel OH.
(49:17):
Shouting me. So let's send to that.
Is that grant that pancake? And she owes Mr. Pancake.
Are you behaving? He's been.
He's been a bit petulant. The haunting of Mr. Madras
flooded the toilet again. No toilet brush.
Fucks sake that was a severe empty.
Ink How did you why did you break every toilet?
(49:39):
You know Mr. Pancake. And I said it's putrid as well.
Oh, Mr. Pancake. Oh, Mr. Pancake, hey, how do you
break every toilet that's fairlyI'm fucking like twice the size
you as well Are my toilet leak or a block or anything like
(49:59):
that? No, hasn't it?
Did you shizzle also? I shut all the time, bro, all
the time. How many poos do you have a day?
What? 5?
Really. What?
That's fucked up. I haven't.
What? Every two days is it?
I have loads me that. How do you have enough to block
(50:21):
a toilet if you're doing 5 in a day?
That's insane. Like.
I think it's more paper that blocks it to be honest.
I use a lot of paper like. Are you still only wiped
properly? So where's the paper going?
Well, that's how you use lots. Of paper because he has to keep
going. You just follow 1 of what bog
roll pair wipe where that that I'm.
(50:45):
Just looking for the one I was thinking of.
I don't even think. That you, all the old listeners,
thank you very much for listening.
We're just trying to get Mr. Landry.
Would you like to blind rank things to put your balls in?
(51:07):
Balls, balls, balls. Yeah.
So the first one is ice cream, you know what I mean?
So like, that'd be quite high. Do you want to do that?
I'll do it. Why do you get weird every time?
It's like. It's just, it's just, fuck it.
It's just toy that's human. That's this entire podcast, lad.
Whoever said that and tell us. Let's blind.
Let's blind drank political leaders then.
That's what I mean. It doesn't like.
(51:28):
Is that what you want to put it mean?
Put your ball like you just got to put the balls and ice cream
that you know what I mean? It's come on mate, you know what
I mean? It's fucking shitty.
I'm not saying dip. Have you ever over scratched so
it's burning? Yeah, well, you get that sore on
it. Oh it's painful, that bro.
That's really so much and put your balls in that.
That's a one. Why don't you put your balls in
ice cream that you rudely all the rest of the family?
(51:48):
Make me own bowl. Oh.
I wouldn't do it in the tub. I'd just I'd put it in a bowl
and then. I'd say you'd actually put your
balls in a bowl of ice cream, would you?
I'd scrape it across some Neapolitan.
Would you really? I haven't, but if it was like,
how do you think that would go? And it'd be quite nice.
I don't. Don't you not think so?
Because she's got to have sticky.
(52:09):
It's got too much sugar in. No, but it's like the the
texture and the temperature. See this is better.
Than we've. Actually got to talk about it.
Ice water. It's just Sherry though, isn't
it mate? You'll be just what's just just
go get a shower. You know what?
I. Mean Nah because then your whole
body's going to get warm or cold.
But if you just want just your balls to be cooler, I mean, I'm
(52:32):
not saying that it's that. It just seems like it seems like
you know, you'd be very protective over this one, Daddy.
Because I don't understand why you're calling it toy like
humour like. This entire podcast is toy like.
Humour I'd always probably be. I don't think that's a bit too
figures that shame it to you. All you got to say is how what
you want to put your balls in. It's only going to be like cold
stuff there, is there? What are the other options?
(52:53):
It wasn't I'll. Have to.
Let's do it though. Let's do it.
I mean, so the other one I've got because we've spoken about
quite a bit of school blind ranking primary school puddings.
We've done it. Have we?
Let's do the thing. You are done.
Let's do the balls. Let's do the balls right there.
(53:13):
Don't get mixed up not put me balls in birthday cake.
I imagine I'll be nice. But you was.
Mad in primary school as well, which say it's your birthday,
you have to bring in those presents for everyone else.
What the fucks that all about? Do you?
I never don't know. Yeah.
And I don't know if I did that other.
(53:34):
You got stung, you got that off you.
You know Jamie, every we all gotpresents on your birthday, your
heart, mum. Nah, that was right if it takes.
Hours left of. We've got 6 minutes left of
recording space on this card. So I'll watch that the episode.
(53:55):
We're on 52 minutes. Yeah, perfect.
No, I'll just do 6 minutes. Let's just finish your watch
some blind rankings then. OK, do you want to do that one?
Yeah. Yeah, to call me Jamie's
birthday or bringing goody bags and all that.
I'm sure that happened. Can't remember, I don't think
so. Can someone help me out and
agree with me if that happened in their school?
(54:18):
Or do you want to do movie hard men ranking blind ranking movie
hard men so he's. Used to Becky.
I want school dinners. Me.
What? Oh yeah, you said you were doing
a Buffy. Oh, do you want to do the
puddings? Puddings.
Puddings chocolate 1234. OK, so we love that as a wild
(54:42):
card. OK, first one.
I don't think I ever had this inschool anyway.
Apple crumble? It's got that ice cream, it's
got apple crumble, especially ifyou balls it.
Sure what crumble but them FD bastards.
These big. Fellas, I love apple crumble.
(55:02):
I don't really associate it withschool.
Apple crumble is better than apple pie as well, I think.
Bearsley, yeah. Better ratio.
That crunch is nice. I think I want to fight for.
I don't really associate it withschool me.
Yeah. No, I'll see.
I think I had it in school. Yeah, I did.
I definitely did. Yeah, maybe I can't remember.
(55:23):
I went to a very, very nice primary school, to be honest.
Rough second. I just gave a real nice private
school. That's what else change for me.
So next one is. That's when it all changed.
Keep talking about you. It's only apple crumble.
Shut up, dickhead. Chocolate cake, but it's school
(55:46):
chocolate cake, so it's not likegood chocolate cake.
It's like the cheap school. Chicken with that green sauce,
you have that green custard thing.
What? Oh my God, what green?
Custard like banging it's. Like a mini.
Custard for chocolate with hot with hot custards nicely.
(56:07):
Free. Yeah, no, I'd, I'd say 2, you
know, 2 because it's yeah, standard.
It's chocolate. So the next one is school cake.
That's my little one, that lad. So good lad.
School cake's the best lad. Go.
On then put it to 1, then yay. So we've got three and five
left, Yeah. Yeah, next one is Cornflake
(56:30):
Tart. I've just realized I made a
totally good game as well. That one that I sent.
No man, we'll do next time. Yeah, Cornflake tart.
Cornflakes. That's a cornflake cake.
Like a little chocolate cornflakes.
Like a cupcake sort of size. Banging out that Hardy?
They are heavy. What was the three and five?
(56:50):
The three's OK for me. Yeah.
I'm sure well, we could be high though.
Just devastating the. Fuck that, have me.
We've got one more left. OK, so your number 5 is jam
rolling. Cold jam.
Rolling power. I don't like everyone.
(57:12):
I fucking love jam. Roly Foly Jamie's jam.
Roly Foly. Jamie's Jam.
We're custard as well. I'm so sorry, Jam.
Hey, that's us. I'm Jam.
And he's Roly. Poly.
(57:34):
So yeah, that's that's number five.
Sorry fella. And then rice pudding's the wild
card. Where would you put that?
If rice replace one of them big BLOB of jam in me I've got it's
that. Just a little of jam.
I've got it's a rice pudding either.
Oh. Rice pudding's two more pieces.
I'll love that. Yeah, you get come in your
mouth. So where would you have put it
(57:55):
if you could replace one with with rice pudding?
Can't. Remember, I don't know but can
roll the pole. I'm going to have that when
we're paid. I'm getting, I'm going.
To do when you first get paid. Can roll the pole because.
I am going to guess I'm not going to get my first get paid.
(58:16):
A bag in. That's my #1.
That's my favorite dessert A. Bag school pudding.
School pudding to be favoured though.
Start wrapping because. This start wrap it up all time
to say goodbye. Thank you very much for watching
(58:38):
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Carroll, and me. Jam.
Thanks for supporting head over to Patreon and come and support
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Hello, Daddy. Hello guest.
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Behind the scenes on our PatriotBaby.
Yeah, we do these every now and then.
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(02:01):
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Fire talk about pack lunches. Pack lunch talk.
Baby 40s beige frozen foods. It was a classic episode.
I don't still remember all to behonest.
Well, it lives long in the memory for me.
We're back. We're back, baby.
(02:22):
Yes. Have you been Jamie?
Oh. Good.
Yeah, good mate. I've not seen you since Friday,
ever. No, no, no, no.
It's been a while, but it's beena while.
But it's called yesterday wasn'tover so.
Yeah, yeah. That's the story of our lives,
isn't it? Yeah.
There's some gigs and stuff likethat on a on a weekend and and
you, you, you went out on the weekend as well.
And you? Went out, played snooker.
(02:43):
Just talk about that on Patreon.So when I played snooker, just
enjoy. Just a lovely Sunday afternoon.
Lovely Sunday afternoon. Yeah, I, yeah, I've said, I've
said on the last episode, obviously the last episode on
I've said that the public as well.
We're excited to lose a few pounds now, mate.
So I've been doing some walking as well.
So there's a walking last night.So I'm really tired.
(03:05):
They suck it out to me. I already don't like I only got
like 2 miles, 3 miles. But you know, it's something,
isn't it? It's best of the best of.
Nothing and you've done if you for Salem couch.
Yeah, and I've been faster as well.
Yeah, but a 40, nearly all 40 isour fast just second.
Yeah, that's good. That's good.
I'm fucking starving. But yeah, it's a couple of days
(03:27):
before payday, which obviously if you do watches you'll know
that we always blow all our money and we're skipping the
last week of payday. So yeah.
I think if we if we do decide tostay in Bristol, yeah, because
having a few drinks, Southampton, yeah, Bristol's on
Sunday, so we don't want to go to ever.
We might have a nice little Curry after the show, maybe.
(03:49):
Oh, yeah. That's a good show.
Sound it. That's a good show, yeah.
We are Chinese. Whatever.
Have we got a? You plan on staying there yet?
I'll just see how it goes first.So it goes because we've got
Bosnia Con. He's offered to give us a lift
back but. It's a long way down there.
Plus I'm just like, it's just, I'll just go back to my hotel
room. Yeah, yeah.
If we got a cheap hotel room, I'm just like, yeah.
(04:12):
It's going to drive all the way back from Southampton after a
gig. No, Bristol.
Bristol, Yeah, that's even stillfucking far.
Let's say 4-3 hours. But you know what it's not, It's
like when you're on the road, I've noticed as well, you do
like 2 free hour travelling, youknow, on stage it's 20 minutes
most cases. And then the traveller back had
a swear that it's just like, it's just too much, you know?
(04:34):
It's worth it for me to get an old tower because I'm not like,
well, snacks opening for me, so do what?
I mean, he's getting like a set fee.
So we got an old tower room. It's not as pointless, but I
mean not for me because obviously my support acts.
If you get no time, I'll just get it.
Because he's sad. Because I'm sounding like that.
Any train or hotel that people need to get.
(04:56):
Glad he's glad he's here. I'm.
Glad he's here that up to be honest because I thought that
was called out my face. No, no, no.
Oh, thank you. No, no, no, no, no.
My feet's a lot as well, you know what I mean?
Yeah, 3 digits. Nah.
I just get the room in it. It's just to say I just don't
want people I don't like. People like shortcut and stuff
(05:18):
so I can't give mega fees because I'm not.
It's not fucking. You're not making Mega Doll.
You're. Not making mega doll but can you
get me a mate in hotel room? That's, you know, I won't be all
of these. I can't.
I can't wait to face Sammy and Jamie are going to be gigging
away together. Well, we've got, yeah, we've
done what we've done. Belfast somewhere and Isle of
(05:38):
Man. Should we do Isle of Man
together? No, no we have not.
Ever we've done have. We not been to Isle of Man
together. And all that's insane.
That's insane. So hey, Alabama, if you're the
bookers, 4 digits. We already do 4 digits.
So yeah, it's the first. No, but Belfast was the live
podcast. It was years ago and it was a
class. It was a close class.
(05:59):
I was third wheeled as well. And we still had a like
Birmingham together. Yeah, that was just in and out
on it. Birmingham was also out of the
way. You ought to be.
I mean like a whole whole it'll.Literally all be pod fans as
well. On which?
On these shows this. Weekend, Yeah.
It's this weekend. Yeah, slightly.
Sunday I've been good, I've beengood.
A good form at the moment as well.
So it's. Always good, save me some roof.
(06:20):
Oh, I will, baby. Don't forget to whip.
You've got to be going on there like, oh, someone said the heat
that it's roast out here. He's meant to be warmer up, but
he's fucking cranked it up to the top.
Oh, but if the roof does come off, I'll phone LLBGLB.
AP Oh, they're not gay roofers, young man.
(06:42):
Lberoofing.com. Yeah, no, it's going to be the
first time we're going to be, it's going to be the first time
when we spend the whole weekend professionally working together.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to going to go out in Southampton
maybe. Good.
Yeah, a couple of minutes in Southampton.
I would like to go out, still want to.
I like experiencing these new places.
I've never been to Southampton before, never been to Bristol
before. I like quiet hotel bars to be
(07:04):
honest. Maybe we can do do both.
Yeah, just go out and say I'm going to get a bit too much.
You could just. Do I went to a nice file last
time we did Bristol. Did you?
So when did Bristol on the Waterside tour record-breaking?
I had Bert Williamson open. A.
Young lad dead, nice fellow I met.
(07:25):
Bert Williamson. Yeah, exotically.
I met him in, I met my 2017 in Edinburgh and he was like brand
new. But I just fucking love you me,
you know? It's just the way he was.
He's just such a bird, man. You're just like you look at me.
Oh yeah, you're a fucking bird. You are.
Oh, he looks like a bird. He.
Looks like a bird. Now he looks like Ryan Reynolds.
(07:47):
Oh, he's had a handsome boy. Oh, he's had a He's good.
Yeah, his classmate boss. I've don't have duds open for me
bro. Don't say that, but you put
pressure on me. Silly man, you're.
Unbelievable. Thank you mate, I am good.
And you talk into this like Speakeasy type gaffe.
Now, I don't really like noveltystuff like that.
(08:07):
Yeah. Do you know what I mean?
I think it's a bit like, oh, youhave to knock on.
I don't like all that. Just Oh yeah, yeah, just get.
Me a pint lad, we've. Got one in Liverpool called ex
directory. Yeah, you go into a phone box
and you press a number and you let you like, just like open up
your door to get me ABA. There's one in Manchester.
Expand a lot. Like in a lawn, you go for a
laundry washing machine sort of thing.
Yeah. What's that?
Just get me a pint, lad. Just.
(08:28):
Get me amazing back all this nonsense.
Yeah, but he took me to 1 and I just love quiet bars, mate,
Quiet bars. He can sort of a chat with your
mates. Low music on, but low just
ambience. Nice ambience.
So we'll go to some place like that.
Yeah, yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I just, yeah.
I just don't want to because sometimes, like when you go,
(08:49):
when you go, see, I'm excited, you know what I mean?
It's nice, nice to be on. It's nice to be on the road
again. But previous guests is coming
down guest list George. George.
George, come down. Oh, so the three years will be
in Southampton? Yeah.
Oh, nice out on the side. We're just missing our daddy
daily, mate. Sorry Dad.
We can't afford you. Mate. 2258 you're away.
(09:10):
It's too expensive. I mean, I wouldn't charge that
just to tag along. How much is your just like?
A log. You have to pay us lot.
I'll bring parties. Oh.
Yeah, get up and train to get quick.
Oh, I had to pay an order 90 lbs.
I need to come along just to bring some buddies.
I had to. I'll pick a Buffy.
(09:31):
Got the I stayed at my mate's house on Sunday, got the got an
Uber home in the afternoon and it's like an an hour and 15 or
drive and then you just like keep putting it off half an
hour. I've got to leave soon man.
It's just sad leaving me got stuck in, got the Uber driver
was miles off it by the way, miles off it.
(09:52):
Well, just like quite new to theroad or something or.
Just asking me directions. I'm like, I'll just follow you.
Sat NAV do what I mean swerving in out lanes like Wolf.
Oh, slammed on twice. Just chaos.
You just want to just like quietjourney.
Got stuck in traffic in these narrow lanes in Cheshire
(10:13):
surrounded by cows man. Just all the fucking cows on the
field. Starting on the bus what?
I'm. Going to open with that in
Southampton. Next up, Jamie Hutchinson.
(10:36):
Please. I'm not ready.
But that's just like proper going under that in it just
loads of cows. Yeah, it's the ones.
It's the ones that talk to me all the time.
Like it sounds like you'd be rude, but when you're just not
in the mood and then that's whenit happens.
Or when you're running late and you've got anxiety because you
don't let your mates down because you're late and you hit
(10:59):
every red traffic light and you're just like why just I'm
already later, already fucked. Up Mother can't make it's mind
up, can it? Yeah.
Shut up, lad. You fucking dropped me off.
I I say me though. I'm not.
I've just got my headphones in, by the way, just in case you
need me. Just put your hand up, you know
what I mean? Like the teacher?
(11:20):
If you need me, put your hand up.
No, if you need me for somethingI've just got my headphones in.
Such as that. Hey mate.
Hey mate, hey mate. What mate?
Well, they can't make it's mine.Shut up.
Get me a butt here. What's your opinion of taxi
drivers who are on the phone? Don't mind it, Yeah.
(11:41):
Don't mind it, just fucking plague Candy Crush.
Just be safe, get me there. But just don't.
Just don't know. If he's on the phone to his mate
or something. Oh yeah, you.
That's fine. I can cut, I can cut off from
that. Yeah, switch off from that.
It's when they're just being really direct.
And as I say, sometimes I'll speak to them.
Well, sometimes I start the conversation when I'm in a mood
(12:03):
to talk. I don't.
It's very, that's very selfish, but that's.
What you're paying them? But I've spoke to two hours
before I went to like, mate or whatever, and it'd just be like,
yeah, yeah. And I've just went, oh, yeah,
it's just what we've spoken to. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But like when people are speaking to you and you always
go, oh, no, mate, say yeah, mate, no.
And you won't wear that. So just get the hint.
But then they just keep going and going and you're just like,
yeah, mate. You don't listen to headphones
(12:25):
all do you? I always lose headphones, all
right, That's why I've stopped buying them, because I just
lose. Looking the same like but I'd
say I've got just got my headphones in mate.
Watch some gambling videos. I got the Airpods.
Me, yeah. Oh, they're impossible.
I've lost one of them. Yeah, I'm saying.
You can't even find your Airpods.
I found it the next day. No, it was went over in the
(12:48):
middle of the road. Was it?
Talking about over it, man did it fell out of a taxi.
I don't. I've never lose, never lose my
phone or keys though. It's just like all the it's all
the things, all the accessories.Everything me.
Yes, you do. I'll lose everything.
You don't lose your phone on there.
Yeah, I've lost it. I lost it the other day.
Did you? I don't lose my phone on I.
(13:10):
Lost this coat this appeared. I lost this jacket on it's just.
You don't like all the accessories though?
Like say a card or like or earphones or a lighter, you know
what I mean? I'll lose that, but I just
remains developed. But I think it's just because I
just put, I don't like having things in my hands or put them
down next to me on somewhere or like.
(13:31):
Yeah, I've been warned about passports.
I've had too many in 10 years orsomething.
Have you? You can only have like 3 and.
Ten years. I'm on the last one.
Can't you? You've been seldom have you?
Yes. For Buzzies.
Yeah, so I mean, I get you, inmate.
Cook me a nice sandwich. I love potty as well a couple.
(13:58):
Of weeks ago it was a sausage then away in it.
Remember, we had a couple of guests on both guests, she was
like. Yeah, yeah, but what?
You definitely should be fat days.
I'm not fat anymore. Well, I have, but I mean, I'm
not trying to be better. So no more sausage dinners with
Tony, just vice healthy butties.I might have like a dead spicy
(14:19):
sausage hot dog one day hot. Dogs, man.
We had hot dogs every week. Oh, do you know what?
It's all depressing, lad. You know you're just dying for a
hot dog. Yeah.
And they're fucking out of me. I can't wait for this hot dog.
All the cheap ones as well. What's up to say?
Yeah, Cheapest Forkland couldn'tfind fucking hot dog buns, bro.
(14:45):
So she had to. She had to get brioche hot dog
buns and it's just not the same.What hanging brioche bro?
What? Really.
Brioche, brioche. I've had to put them on bread
before like and that was. Brioche is the model.
Brioche is just dead. Even as a bigger bun.
Yeah, it's terrible as a burger bun.
Get me a sesame seed, lad. They only have brioche because
(15:07):
it stays fresh longer. And the reason why it says fresh
longer? Fucking angry.
Get me sesame seed bro. I've had like Joe I love on a
burger. Sorry Joe.
From a burger van then. Little floured muffins, do you
know what I mean? Yeah.
Like a dead cheap burger from a burger.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's got no seeds on it or
anything, just a. Muffin just a yeah yeah yeah
(15:28):
yeah yeah yeah to the best. I love, I love onions as well.
Only burger from a burger van. Just loads of fried onions meat
for slap them on. Yeah, I like raw onion as.
Well, I like to have I like to have hot dogs on a butty.
Don't like Warburton's bread? Fucking hot dogs on and I'm just
like, folding. It tastes cheap, then if you
have it in a hot dog bun it tastes like oh you haven't a hot
(15:50):
dog. Tastes like Christmas, doesn't
it? Yeah, if you're, if you're
having like a little, you're having like a gypsy butty there.
Yeah. But I might get because
obviously I love cheap hot dogs,but I might get some like your
sausage with like spices in and I've like a little Tory.
Like a chili dog. Like a Tory hot dog.
(16:11):
Like a fancy, Like a fancy. Like a proper butcher.
Sausages. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love sausage. Mustard, mustard, tomato sauce.
Clipping that on its own. Yeah, I love sausages, man.
Mustard. Mustard.
No, I'm on it too, lad. No, I mustard.
(16:31):
Just the ketchup guy be. Mustard.
Do you like mustard dog? On a hot dog, but that's about
it. I don't go any further.
I'm a mustard butter. You put a butty.
Yeah, I'm a mustard. What's just like hab and then
mustard? That's it.
Because do you like salad on your butties?
(16:53):
No. Not really.
I do, I know. If I'm having a muffin, I don't
like salad in bread, but I like it on breaded muffin.
Do you know what I mean? Do you mean a BAP?
Yeah. Yeah, like a bap.
Yeah, but I'll have a salad on that, but not in bread.
Oh I like salad on all but season that way it makes it
(17:14):
makes it fresh. It makes it crunchiness.
Yeah, I know what you mean. And it makes it feel like it's
more as well, you know what I mean?
Yeah, for my. It's like it's like filling
more. Yeah, if I'm having a bat then
I'll have salad on it, but if it's I think salad goes weird in
Barbie's. Bread.
What are we having, a BBQ? Yeah.
Yeah. All this food talking like how?
(17:35):
How come we get free food? Say, get us to us.
It's that BBQ. I mean, after this episode we're
trampling if you want. Yeah, free food.
Because I wanted to. Because I'm building a outdoor
kitchen, aren't I building? An outdoor kitchen.
Yeah, it's that easy. It's just.
You're building an outdoor kitchen.
Yeah, and I'm trying to get booties on scrap.
(17:56):
Oh lad, with what? What's going on here?
He's building outdoor kitchen. Yeah, £50, that's.
What's going on? I was on we were on zilch last
night, zilch.com, right? And I was sad.
Order bread and some ham off Co-op or stick.
Has this happened? It will cost me like £50 to make
the outdoor. It's just basic, maybe a little
bit more, but of. Course tell us, because booty
(18:17):
laughs. It'll probably cost me more to
fill the BBQ that we have with food than it will to build the
outdoor kitchen, so I don't see why.
They build those fucking son. What's in your outdoor kitchen
then? So it's.
Just going to be like the BBQ. It's just basically like making
like a big frame for the BBQ me pizza oven.
(18:37):
Oh. Yeah, pizza oven.
I've already got a pizza. Oven.
Oh my God, this guy. Well.
I had I had musical made pizza last night or made it and I'm
not even joking. It's on the nicest pizzas I've
ever had in my. Life was it.
It was. Unreal.
I'm not a massive pizza guy. To a lot of big pizza guys for
it, but. I don't know what she did in
that kitchen bro, it was fuckingelectric.
(18:59):
Because a proper nice pizza likethat, it's a different world
compared to like if you go to like Domino's or some like cheap
pizza your. Pizza place pizzas are.
Good, that's what I mean. Take bossman pizzas are better
than Domino's. No there they are lads.
Bossman pizza pizzas are great mate.
If you sometimes you eat the bossman pizza, you don't even
know what films are on there. Yeah, like, no.
(19:21):
No, no, no. Is that sweet corn or fucking?
Do you know what I mean? No, you need you got a good
Potsman pizza? Throw them brown pizza boxes.
Got pizza and yellow right and you're getting scratted there.
Like you can't see any, it's just.
Cheese horrible after it last. Yeah, no, it's good mate,
especially if it's an Indian gaff because you get like the
chicken tea, pizza, Yeah, Joe, like one that does everything.
(19:46):
Yeah, I could never get a Curry out of a.
No, I won't get a Curry from it,but I'd get I'd get pizza from
it because I used the the red chicken tea corn.
Oh, it's a good shot with her. Did you get that pizza off The
Apprentice girl? You were going to get it, didn't
you say? Could you get it for a bit?
We was looking at it. It's that day.
Oh, is he? So we're going to save that.
Oh, that's a shout. That might get one for a
(20:07):
birthday. What is it?
It's a birthday next week. Oh, is it?
Oh, you have to order it soon then.
What is it? What?
What's this thing? She does this woman who didn't
winded her. No, she came.
One of her. Yeah, she Bombay Pizza Company.
So it's like Indian themed pizzas, like premium ones?
(20:28):
You order offline, you are just picked them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mentioned a few weeks ago
they were. Are you watching tomato to
cheese ratio that on your pizza?Do you like a lot of tomato
base? I do, yeah.
And I like, I like a lot of tomato base, you know what I
mean? Do.
You know what mate, I've just got into Margarita pizza.
Me. Yeah, just a plate.
Yeah, just. I used to think it's boring that
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you need some meat on there, butI'm like Nah man, just less is
more sometimes. But you need it to be wet
though. It's got to be wet.
You want to be to load tomato because I ate the ones where it
just falls dry, man. Well, I'm not sure of the last
of a loads of cheese. Just, you know, just just be
nice. It's all about the tomato.
They're starving those. Are 32 podcasts full of just
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food so starving bro? But that's what my like my ones
when you do them in the pizza oven, you can cake them in
cheese because the cheese just burns like not one else gets
baked like nothing else cooks because it cooks in like 30
seconds, because it's like 500°.You put it in, you actually look
at it for like 10 seconds, spin it round, pull it out and it's
cooked. So it's.
(21:31):
Trouble things. Yeah, to just ask to.
Do you make your own flower? Yeah.
And like you, make your own base.
Yeah, like dough balls and stufflike that, Yeah.
Ladders, cupboards of fridge your full loud.
We need to get that on there. Because it make me own dough.
You've got too much dough. That's your fucking problem.
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Because like a dough to make 5 meters do.
You want to hear anything for the for the Patriots?
We do, but can I just check the camera?
Jamie, she's moved. Oh so just this seems I feel
uncomfortable. I'm starving me like you know.
We're fat, cunt. As well, I know one of 40s our
fast love. New chip The chip in here has
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got a new menu. Shut up then, all dogs, beggars,
but singles, you know. So quite a few episodes ago, I'm
not sure when this face came from.
And what's this, Danny? Use us for OH on Patreon.
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I'm not. Sure on what, Danny?
On Patreon. Patreon.com £3 a month.
You get bonus episodes and you have to interact with us and
that. Good Sir.
Yeah. What do you mean?
Go ahead. You tell you tell us what
Patreon is, Daddy. Bonus.
That's I want You still have thefavorite Patreon then?
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Hey, for the price of just two tins of hot dogs you can feed us
for a month free quid. Go on.
So daddy, what is Patreon? It's do you want me to actually
tell you or do you want me to like do you want to go on a bit
or do you want me to tell you the whole point why people
should do it? Because you get face response to
everything. You get to have an import into
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it. So you actually like we know
Patreons names, names like face like you know what I mean?
Like we were talking before and we mentioned Tony, like if you
want to get closer to the podcast, not even just for the
extra episodes and stuff, this is the way to do it and push you
get to see. All the you directly supporting
an artist. Yeah, exactly.
(23:44):
So like. It's not just about this is not
just the money grab, this is. It's not just about what you
get, it's what what you can give.
This is this is a community, this is a family.
And when you start off that 3 lbs, you become part of the
family. So sign up now and.
Just give it a go. Just give it a just give it a go
blood or. Just don't don't ask for pussies
(24:09):
like. Fine.
Oh. My God.
Patreon forward slash Green roomforward green room.
Does that you know that blind boy that I listen to blind with
both clubs? Could he see?
(24:30):
Yeah. What?
Oh, because he oh. Because he's blind.
I don't think he is blind. Oh, but he wears a bag on his
head. What?
But he still can see. It's similar to like the whole
yeah, basically because he's gotautism and stuff.
So he doesn't because his podcast is quite big now.
So he's like, if I was to just go out, people would recognise
(24:51):
me. And I don't want that like I
like to. Be bag on his head.
Yeah, because he used to be in aband.
I got a minute, I got a minute. Can we just go back a bit?
You listen to a podcast, this guy and he's he's autistic.
That's obviously not funny or I mean, it's fucking challenging.
Not fully about that. It's all but he's he's called
(25:11):
the Blind Boy Podcast. I said blind boy, man.
And and he's blind because we because you can't see who it is.
Oh, maybe that's why it is. I didn't know that.
I don't know. I don't know.
I'm actually the other fab and instead of putting like
balaclava or disguise, he puts aTesco bag on his head.
Yeah, funny enough, because Balaclava is intimidating as
(25:35):
well, isn't he? Yeah, put a plastic bag on your
head. It's dangerous.
But he was in a band. David Blamboy Boat Club, pretty
sure. And they all have bags under
there. Oh yeah, he did.
I think there's three. Of them.
And it's because he's, it's because he's, he does want to be
recognised, yeah. He's kind of not, I'm not saying
it's 100, but he's kind of why kneecap where they're balaclavas
(25:59):
for the same sort, like he's sort of their inspiration.
Oh, is he Irish? Yeah, yeah.
We nearly have kneecap on a few years ago.
Yeah, we did, yeah. Bust be sick.
I mean fucking sure they can still be but yeah it'd be sick.
But it would be chaos though, wouldn't it?
Like. It's like chaos bro.
Exactly. But just need more mics.
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Reach out to them. Just try and do it.
Just keep getting silence, don'tthey?
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It right, so it's nickname slashschool stories.
So I think you used to talk about school and then said send
your school nicknames in and stuff.
Ochi Bochi put it in pie, kiss the girls, made them cry.
When the girls come out to play,they're a lot G.
Well, they used to call me Pigeon and primary school.
Ginger and he's smelly. He's got a yellow belly.
(27:25):
They haven't got a telly. The Uchi family, they.
Haven't got a telly? You had a load of tellies.
None of them worked. Get better?
Well, I'll just pour. That no, they didn't work them.
What? They was all broken.
Oh. Yeah, slap that.
One have I got a yellow belly. I used to get called yellow all
the time. Looking at it now, I wouldn't
(27:49):
say it was yellow. No, you don't like.
You like beige? You like a :)?
Yeah, I'm off. You're off.
You're. Off like yeah, milk on the turn
or bed sheets are just done. Or like you're like a white
sealer where someone smokes. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, like me teeth.
The weirdest roast there mate. Just attacking yourself.
That's defence factor. There's a minute, so if it's
like yourself, that's the others.
That's it. Facult.
Facult. Facult.
Tax for us form of defence sometimes.
What would you say about yourself?
(28:33):
You've got a little Willy. So what was the the thing?
Stop. Stop trying.
To see that you're just going topull me on these away season.
So I don't know if you want to just ranked these out of five,
not like blind rank, but just I don't know what to do with them.
But you ask for stories, so you've.
(28:53):
Got some? Everything has to be ranked,
does it? So this one is a nickname.
So my my pal's dad was telling us about a bird in his year that
used to get called tea bag and it was because she had a birth
mark on her face as it if someone had scudded her with a
tea bag. It's.
Standard that it is. That's horrible.
So this one, I think this is a story.
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Oh yeah. So this one gets heavy.
We had a teacher who everyone loved.
He once just sat with us whilst we watched porn where a panda
was sticking a bamboo stick up alass's arse and he just laughed.
Never thought anything of it. Which is mad as well.
That's already weird in it. Never thought any of it until a
few years ago it came out he wasreal on the bird and a year
(29:35):
above us after her prom and the affair went on for years.
To be fair it was around the same time he was off for months
in hospital and when he got his wife and kids had left or when
he got home his wife and kids had left him and he went a bit
nuts and got Matt's teacher pregnant.
Was crying in classes and classes and telling us his
drama. Yeah, like you've got a teacher
(29:57):
on the mouth we made. We had one of my girlfriends
teacher Miss McCabe, she, she killed herself actually.
And she she she got the class tocheat on her exams basically
like it was a French example. I could speak in a written one
or whatever, and she just pausedthe figure just give all the
answers out to the class. I wasn't I was in the class for
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famous story where star become she was always pissed and she
had to kill herself. She's got a few years after I
finished school. She's got stats up and that.
Well, must be. I don't know, but she was my
teacher. Like she was sound, but she was
off the rails. Like she was always pissed at
her. Yeah, that should be a but do
you ever have a teaching school that would like you could smell?
Yeah. We had a teacher come in once
(30:41):
and he was in a good mood and someone said let's say you're in
a good mood today. You had someone got laid last
night and it's just like, oh, Sam, that's right.
Like everyone like it was an allboys school.
So everyone then cheated him. My phone she was shagged.
Me mum after parents evening What?
What? She said he did or he would.
Oh, he said he would, yeah. Oh, unfortunately he did.
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No, no, no, no. We sad that Love AOT last night,
no? I found you.
It was sick. God, you just give it back.
Do they should RIP him? Yeah.
RIP everyone Lord. What did he say to you?
Shag your man. You'd said shag your man, you
know he was only like 24, you know, when he got that job.
(31:24):
That's what's mad, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So we had him from the start of years.
He was sick. Mr. Wilson, man.
Yeah, you got you got I think. I think you got like go for
ripping a kid back and the kids man seen her ass.
But don't give it out then, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. It's funny when teachers used to
give it back that's. What everyone?
Funny when teachers used to break in school or I had a
video, you know, like when you lose.
(31:44):
Lose this shit lad, it's before you live.
I had a video go viral dinner when I was in like, yeah, 10
year 11. Well, I got pissed.
I'm not on camera, thank God, but you can hear it because it
was shrinking in the park. I got pissed.
I just started crying my eyes out because I had ginger pubes.
It was like everyone's going to laugh at me, all the girls are
(32:06):
going to laugh in there. I've got ginger pubes and a 5
inch Dick and that went around the school like wildfire and
some teachers used to play it and laugh as well.
Did you know what was you? Yeah, it was me.
But teachers play in it, yeah. That's bad, you know.
Crying me eyes out because I hadginger pubes.
(32:29):
That's one recorder, but not your face.
Someone recorded it, but it's like it's like 2006.
So it's like on a Samsung or something.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's going to get infrared
round. Yeah, he had to.
He had to like get loads of ladsround and put it on YouTube.
He decided to do numbers on YouTube because it was just
going around other schools and stuff and he had to have like,
(32:53):
you know, tell them to take it down and stuff.
Are you listening to the pod whorecorded it as well?
Yeah, Joe. Send it in if you still got up,
Joe. Oh, and his daughter loves you.
Joe's daughter? What?
Does it mean? He watches the podcast on the
telly and the daughter just always like, fascinates when you
(33:14):
come on. What do you mean fascinated
baby? She's.
Just like, just like she loves Tony.
She just goes quite with Tony's on.
How? Old's you like wonder something?
So, oh, you sent me a picture, actually.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sick.
That so he recorded me like. Babies must love me but so he
just see this big smiley fat. I don't like that.
(33:35):
One of us, That's one of us. Yeah.
He recorded me. He's going.
That's funny, though. I know that went round like
wildfire. That was like Doctor Catfin of
2006. How did you survive that lad?
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I. Was horrible man.
I got told that in my assembly. So obviously I've said on before
I won't tramp of the air at the end of Leo Leavers awards when
the guy when their teeth had a year shot me and he went you can
take some shit. You, you know, bulletproof.
(34:20):
Yeah, because if that was anyoneelse in your school, like you
move in all the time when you get bullied, but you were just
like. Yeah, my mum used, my mum
written me. I was being not being cheeky
ones. I shouldn't.
Well, at least don't cry out of a small Dick.
I'm just very rich in front of my mates as well.
Yeah, Yeah. So it bad me used to walk into
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class. Everyone used to do that to me
and everything. Did they?
Yeah. Oh, you used to just laugh
about. It isn't it, isn't it?
This is going to sound like I'm trying to make make myself feel
better. 5 inches isn't actually that small is it?
Like. Listen, I was 15 and 5 inches is
I? I've got a bigger one than that.
(35:05):
It's gold. Since I I had the gold spare.
Bigger one, I swear down. No, but even if it wasn't like
isn't 5 like it's like 5 1/2? It's like average.
Plus I never even measured it. I never measured it.
I just said that I like about 5 inches and it wasn't.
It's like. What is it smaller?
I didn't measure it. Yes, it's probably smaller.
I just guessed it was 5 inches so I was crying out as oh the
(35:27):
girls. Have you measured it?
Now that's. Probably that 6/7.
Shut up lad. You've got a 7 inch Dick.
I've got a little 2 inch. Yeah, I've got a little micro
penis. Me.
Oh. That's a weapon.
Is that soft or or hard 7. Seven soft.
You have a fucking laugh mate. Some people do, some people's
Dicks just. You used to gotta be a little.
(35:51):
Yeah, so we're right in your belly like that.
In your belly. Yeah, you gotta actually have
insurance. Oh, you're fat pouchy mean.
Yeah, that one that was, that was mouth viral.
That was crazy when that was. Was you worried about that when
that went round like? Do you know what I was worried
on the started stand up, but that's going to come out and
we're going to be in Paris again.
But now I don't care. Yeah, you've said a lot more.
(36:13):
Ways things than that, but I've kept that and that's like a
memory that I've got like sort of trauma blocked.
You must have a lot of that, youknow, a lot of trauma blocked,
like stories. I reckon I've got hours and
hours me and I've just I I get sober blocked every week me.
(36:33):
They're being stuck in a bin that's fucking horrible.
In a bid. Got stuck in the bin, couldn't
get out, you know, it's like, soI had to like rock back and
forward and just knock yourself out.
To get to that, get out of it. To like, crawl out of a bin?
Yeah, did. You put it in the bin.
What's the boys? Some boys, some big boys.
(36:57):
I don't even think they put me in getting that bin for us that.
Yeah, that sounds. That sounds about.
Right. Oh, what I was doing.
It's funny actually what you getin that bin because I was dead
small as a kid and jump out at people do what I mean, like make
them jump. Scared.
Scare them and then they just left in the bin just.
(37:19):
Fucked up, she's got a bin. They just went shut up.
Yeah, yeah. And then they just left me in
the bin. Put someone, They put someone.
They went yeah, right. Shut the shut the lid and the
they put like bricks or whateveron top of the bin so I couldn't
open it. They put some heavy on so I
couldn't. So I was probably sitting.
On it so I was sucking a bit fucking stunt mate and it yeah
(37:42):
you you're in a bin and like thelids on and you smell all this
rubbish and like you can't get the lid off I.
Get the lid off. Get the.
Lid off sort of stuff to like knock yourself down sort of
thing. And a thing fell off, and then
you called out and just. Crawl out covered in shit like
bin juice. That was did not affect you at
(38:06):
all. No, that's an hour, right?
Did you like you like when you were home?
You know when you went all afterschool after that happened, did
you like? I was just a bomb site.
There's just mattresses everywhere and like my bedrooms
like a tip drop me and like. Just all dirty plates, amount of
(38:29):
rubbish or? No litter.
I mean like up to pass your ankles of litter.
Well, just like bottles, yeah. It was like it was like a skip.
Do you have any like rats of mice?
Yeah, we've got like, yeah, miceand these beetles and stuff.
So I didn't like going home, really.
(38:52):
Does that mice? Yeah.
All sorts in there bro. Did you ever think about us
moving to like your Nan's or your dad's or?
Something. Yeah.
Well, I tried for a week and I got sick of missile.
Went back. And what about your dad's?
No, because your dad, your dad'salways been nice.
She was. She was next door.
She lived next door. Was there a house like that?
(39:14):
No. No where else was sound.
Yeah, yeah. So she just spent a lot of time
there, though. Not really.
Just this play out on that. I just come back.
I'm just sleeping escape. So, you know, some things you
say it's like shocking originally, but you know, when
you hear stuff like that, it's like, yeah, yeah, a lot of that
(39:35):
makes sense now. You know, like all the like you
living in an imaginary world with all the games you used to
play and stuff. Like no fucking doubt, no.
Escape isn't me, yeah. But that was a lot of the
made-up games for more when it was like between 8:00 and 10:00.
It's more when it was 12/13/14. Oh, this was a fucking joke.
(39:57):
That's fucking it's quite samplefor you, isn't it?
Yeah, fucking OK, that's not that sound.
Well, what's he said then? What's this tick called?
Oh, that I wasn't in the I've just finished saying about that
teacher and I. I told you about the best
nickname I've ever heard. Which?
The best nickname I've ever heard.
(40:19):
Oh, that's sad. This, you know, this kids house
went up. This kids house went up.
Yeah. Lost his puppy in the fire
because he couldn't get out in time.
He got called hot dog for five. Years.
Oh my God, I'd kill myself. Oh, that's how.
(40:40):
Donkey said. That's our last.
That's. Funny, though, isn't.
It. Shut up, hot dog.
Oh. Shut up, hot dog.
That's horrific, that. That was a comic who told me in
the car share. We're talking about school
trips. I burst out laughing right now.
Seriously got me a dog. Oh.
(41:01):
Wait, he was. Yeah, he weren't my school.
This is it. Was he hot dog the comic of the
car? The comic Scott.
Yeah, Hot dog. He was hot dog.
Yeah. Oh shit, are you burst out
laughing? Yeah, I thought he was doing a
bit. Do the big set.
All comics do bits, don't they? That's the way kids.
Are cruel, man. Kids are cruel.
(41:22):
Kids are awful. They've not learned empathy over
there's not anything bad to happen all the time.
But there's a guy that says whenis it gone?
Was it gone? Was it gone?
I've just been laughing because I've just been howling.
Laughing because a girl from school popped up online and I
remembered her dead puzzle one day and saying to me why do all
(41:45):
the lads call me Izzy? And it was because she looked
like she was of the Asian persuasion and had the hairy top
lip. So everyone referenced her to
Mozzy, Izzy the footballer, but no one told her.
Everyone was just like, is it? What's happening?
Is it? Girls with.
And that's Roof wasn't it? Like if girls have like a stray
(42:07):
hair or something. Oh yeah, you look back now,
mate, It's fucking, it's a lot worse.
It's a lot worse now. Not with all this fucking sick
talk shit and all that. It's a lot worse now.
I mean, fucking kids doing themselves because it's for
bullying. It's not bad, it's heavy.
Brutal bra heavy. Heavy, heavy.
Bring back normal bullying man. Yeah, normal bullying is funny.
(42:28):
Go on, give me your, give me your wedge and take me money off
me. Lock me in a bin.
So which is today I'm commando breath.
You just sucked and shut up. Blood getting peanuted.
Your tie getting peanuted. What peanuts.
Yeah, you get peanut pull down on your tie so it goes all tight
(42:51):
and messed up called peanutting is.
That what it's called. Yeah, but I'll probably have a
different name but. How did you have your tie?
This is this is fucking like bottom of the barrel quit, but
I'm just curious. I feel like it sums up a person
quite well how they had their tie, you know, like because some
people used to have the tie likethat, didn't he?
You know what I mean? Like dead.
(43:13):
Yeah, set 7. Like some people have it like
normal. Yeah.
And obviously some people you know, so we'd use small ties.
So the normal me lad. Did you?
I would have had you down as a small tie guy.
No, just not because it looks. It looks really small on my
body. But it was always like the
Jokerish sort of people like the.
Slightly joking skill, but no, because I used I don't you mean
(43:35):
used to have like fat small, butlike that I get lost on my my my
body. So I used to have a tie because
I thought it'd make me look slimmer.
You know, like a lot of the tie making me look slimmer.
I don't know why but I just thought it did did.
You know him as well. Did you have a tie?
Yeah, yeah, I remember like whenyou get into our year 11 people
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like no, I'm going to start talking shit and have another
tie done proper and shut up that.
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I mean people more in life, but you weren't allowed.
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It's such a weird point. And so some woman here as a or
some woman, a woman I know. I don't know why it's that.
Wow. What's a woman?
She's a, she's a Patreon. Amy Lee.
Amy Lee, she's like, I think she's going to remember.
It's me, Amy Lee. That we.
Oh, what's that? The we Amy Lee, You want to get
(45:49):
blocked tonight? The fuck are you 2 doing this?
Shout out Jamie Lee. That's.
What? Jamie Lee, that's what you look
like in Scally's van that time. I'll puddle, don't you dare
(46:14):
laugh. It's me, Jamie Lee.
Bring back normal bullion. Get your gun in lunch money you.
(46:36):
Tramp. So Amy Lee has said the best
episodes are when they're tryingto do RAM and some puns.
So I reckon they could do loads of these.
So her and her husband apparently does a lot of like
rhyme and slang stuff. So so I'm going for a pack.
(46:58):
You've not heard of a kit? Good old.
Shit. Yeah, so she's put equal shit,
but I've never heard that anyway, so she's there for.
Shit. Yeah, it's on royal family.
Who is it? And another one is just offer a
chat with the Arabs, Mustafa or.Drop the kids off at school.
(47:20):
Put the kids off, offer a chat with the Arabs.
Mustafa crap. Oh, OK.
Smart. So she's asked if you've got any
because you'd love to run. No, we haven't, but you just.
What do I call William Poo? Shit I I say.
(47:47):
Well, I call my my ass and meows.
Mr. Pancake. Mr. Pancakes got a sore throat
today. That means I've got like an
itchy asshole. Did you say let's see
girlfriend? Yeah.
What does she say? Stop it.
She's so sick. No, she says.
So is Mrs. Bum. So is what?
(48:10):
Her ass is called Mrs. Bum. It's just Bob.
I might have got Mr. Pancake. And then you know if you leave.
I just say go over the ship. And then we leave.
Then we leave ship marks all over for each other.
Yeah. For each other.
And then we go oh Mr. Pancake stream Mrs. Bummer painting at
the time. Fucking hell, that's great, man.
(48:32):
That is fucking super. That's too fucking.
That's horrible. Mr. Pancake.
How have you 2 found each other lad?
Like it's. Great, isn't?
It it is. But it's own.
But it's a that's. What I'm trying to find, Mr.
Pancake. It's mind boggling that.
(48:53):
Any blind Radfords for us because we love to and our
patriot. Someone or would rather do a
blind Rankin actually, because Iwas going to say someone's
asked. That was yeah, there's there's
right. So this is 1 on the sort of the
conversations. So send to that, yeah.
That's horrible laugh. Let's send to this Daniel OH.
(49:17):
Shouting me. So let's send to that.
Is that grant that pancake? And she owes Mr. Pancake.
Are you behaving? He's been.
He's been a bit petulant. The haunting of Mr. Madras
flooded the toilet again. No toilet brush.
Fucks sake that was a severe empty.
Ink How did you why did you break every toilet?
(49:39):
You know Mr. Pancake. And I said it's putrid as well.
Oh, Mr. Pancake. Oh, Mr. Pancake, hey, how do you
break every toilet that's fairlyI'm fucking like twice the size
you as well Are my toilet leak or a block or anything like
(49:59):
that? No, hasn't it?
Did you shizzle also? I shut all the time, bro, all
the time. How many poos do you have a day?
What? 5?
Really. What?
That's fucked up. I haven't.
What? Every two days is it?
I have loads me that. How do you have enough to block
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a toilet if you're doing 5 in a day?
That's insane. Like.
I think it's more paper that blocks it to be honest.
I use a lot of paper like. Are you still only wiped
properly? So where's the paper going?
Well, that's how you use lots. Of paper because he has to keep
going. You just follow 1 of what bog
roll pair wipe where that that I'm.
(50:45):
Just looking for the one I was thinking of.
I don't even think. That you, all the old listeners,
thank you very much for listening.
We're just trying to get Mr. Landry.
Would you like to blind rank things to put your balls in?
(51:07):
Balls, balls, balls. Yeah.
So the first one is ice cream, you know what I mean?
So like, that'd be quite high. Do you want to do that?
I'll do it. Why do you get weird every time?
It's like. It's just, it's just, fuck it.
It's just toy that's human. That's this entire podcast, lad.
Whoever said that and tell us. Let's blind.
Let's blind drank political leaders then.
That's what I mean. It doesn't like.
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Is that what you want to put it mean?
Put your ball like you just got to put the balls and ice cream
that you know what I mean? It's come on mate, you know what
I mean? It's fucking shitty.
I'm not saying dip. Have you ever over scratched so
it's burning? Yeah, well, you get that sore on
it. Oh it's painful, that bro.
That's really so much and put your balls in that.
That's a one. Why don't you put your balls in
ice cream that you rudely all the rest of the family?
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Make me own bowl. Oh.
I wouldn't do it in the tub. I'd just I'd put it in a bowl
and then. I'd say you'd actually put your
balls in a bowl of ice cream, would you?
I'd scrape it across some Neapolitan.
Would you really? I haven't, but if it was like,
how do you think that would go? And it'd be quite nice.
I don't. Don't you not think so?
Because she's got to have sticky.
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It's got too much sugar in. No, but it's like the the
texture and the temperature. See this is better.
Than we've. Actually got to talk about it.
Ice water. It's just Sherry though, isn't
it mate? You'll be just what's just just
go get a shower. You know what?
I. Mean Nah because then your whole
body's going to get warm or cold.
But if you just want just your balls to be cooler, I mean, I'm
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not saying that it's that. It just seems like it seems like
you know, you'd be very protective over this one, Daddy.
Because I don't understand why you're calling it toy like
humour like. This entire podcast is toy like.
Humour I'd always probably be. I don't think that's a bit too
figures that shame it to you. All you got to say is how what
you want to put your balls in. It's only going to be like cold
stuff there, is there? What are the other options?
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It wasn't I'll. Have to.
Let's do it though. Let's do it.
I mean, so the other one I've got because we've spoken about
quite a bit of school blind ranking primary school puddings.
We've done it. Have we?
Let's do the thing. You are done.
Let's do the balls. Let's do the balls right there.
(53:13):
Don't get mixed up not put me balls in birthday cake.
I imagine I'll be nice. But you was.
Mad in primary school as well, which say it's your birthday,
you have to bring in those presents for everyone else.
What the fucks that all about? Do you?
I never don't know. Yeah.
And I don't know if I did that other.
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You got stung, you got that off you.
You know Jamie, every we all gotpresents on your birthday, your
heart, mum. Nah, that was right if it takes.
Hours left of. We've got 6 minutes left of
recording space on this card. So I'll watch that the episode.
(53:55):
We're on 52 minutes. Yeah, perfect.
No, I'll just do 6 minutes. Let's just finish your watch
some blind rankings then. OK, do you want to do that one?
Yeah. Yeah, to call me Jamie's
birthday or bringing goody bags and all that.
I'm sure that happened. Can't remember, I don't think
so. Can someone help me out and
agree with me if that happened in their school?
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Or do you want to do movie hard men ranking blind ranking movie
hard men so he's. Used to Becky.
I want school dinners. Me.
What? Oh yeah, you said you were doing
a Buffy. Oh, do you want to do the
puddings? Puddings.
Puddings chocolate 1234. OK, so we love that as a wild
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card. OK, first one.
I don't think I ever had this inschool anyway.
Apple crumble? It's got that ice cream, it's
got apple crumble, especially ifyou balls it.
Sure what crumble but them FD bastards.
These big. Fellas, I love apple crumble.
(55:02):
I don't really associate it withschool.
Apple crumble is better than apple pie as well, I think.
Bearsley, yeah. Better ratio.
That crunch is nice. I think I want to fight for.
I don't really associate it withschool me.
Yeah. No, I'll see.
I think I had it in school. Yeah, I did.
I definitely did. Yeah, maybe I can't remember.
(55:23):
I went to a very, very nice primary school, to be honest.
Rough second. I just gave a real nice private
school. That's what else change for me.
So next one is. That's when it all changed.
Keep talking about you. It's only apple crumble.
Shut up, dickhead. Chocolate cake, but it's school
(55:46):
chocolate cake, so it's not likegood chocolate cake.
It's like the cheap school. Chicken with that green sauce,
you have that green custard thing.
What? Oh my God, what green?
Custard like banging it's. Like a mini.
Custard for chocolate with hot with hot custards nicely.
(56:07):
Free. Yeah, no, I'd, I'd say 2, you
know, 2 because it's yeah, standard.
It's chocolate. So the next one is school cake.
That's my little one, that lad. So good lad.
School cake's the best lad. Go.
On then put it to 1, then yay. So we've got three and five
left, Yeah. Yeah, next one is Cornflake
(56:30):
Tart. I've just realized I made a
totally good game as well. That one that I sent.
No man, we'll do next time. Yeah, Cornflake tart.
Cornflakes. That's a cornflake cake.
Like a little chocolate cornflakes.
Like a cupcake sort of size. Banging out that Hardy?
They are heavy. What was the three and five?
(56:50):
The three's OK for me. Yeah.
I'm sure well, we could be high though.
Just devastating the. Fuck that, have me.
We've got one more left. OK, so your number 5 is jam
rolling. Cold jam.
Rolling power. I don't like everyone.
(57:12):
I fucking love jam. Roly Foly Jamie's jam.
Roly Foly. Jamie's Jam.
We're custard as well. I'm so sorry, Jam.
Hey, that's us. I'm Jam.
And he's Roly. Poly.
(57:34):
So yeah, that's that's number five.
Sorry fella. And then rice pudding's the wild
card. Where would you put that?
If rice replace one of them big BLOB of jam in me I've got it's
that. Just a little of jam.
I've got it's a rice pudding either.
Oh. Rice pudding's two more pieces.
I'll love that. Yeah, you get come in your
mouth. So where would you have put it
(57:55):
if you could replace one with with rice pudding?
Can't. Remember, I don't know but can
roll the pole. I'm going to have that when
we're paid. I'm getting, I'm going.
To do when you first get paid. Can roll the pole because.
I am going to guess I'm not going to get my first get paid.
(58:16):
A bag in. That's my #1.
That's my favorite dessert A. Bag school pudding.
School pudding to be favoured though.
Start wrapping because. This start wrap it up all time
to say goodbye. Thank you very much for watching
(58:38):
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Carroll, and me. Jam.
Thanks for supporting head over to Patreon and come and support
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