#183 - With Jonny Bongo - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie - Hot Water’s Green Room Podcast

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Oh. I wish she was rolling 10
minutes ago baby, because we've been on form.
We've just struck a new brand deal, hopefully with Heaven

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Foods. We're trying to think Johnny
Bongos here, everyone, ladies and gentlemen.
Hold on a minute. We started.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, OK.
That's what we do. Now we're talking for ages as
well. You were coming up with some
good stuff. It was just that you're chatting
Heron foods. Yeah, I think it's in the bag.
So we fought. And I'm glad you mentioned Bag
Johnny because Heron Foods bags are more than durable.

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They last forever. You could take your PE kitten
and I know that because I have done in the past.
Look at that, Heron foods, just like heroin.
Without the eye like the. Eye Yeah, yeah, I'm being
serious though I. Love Heron foods.
Do do that. Just keep pushing Heron foods.
Get the list, get the list, the tag, all positive stuff you can

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find like whatever the best dealis, plug it on here.
Get rid of all this garbage and just put some iron food stuff.
Put some. Kiev's there.
Yeah, Kiev's put it in. What is your favorite for frozen
foods, Johnny? I just love the Birds Eye
dippers, the ones that are sort of shaped like a little sort of
tear. Yeah, Teary.
That's. A bit less like.
Cocktail I don't. I don't want to overact the pod

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in here, but I don't think there's anyone on the comedy
circuit without eat chicken dippers than me.
Is that a challenge? I'd absolutely be arranged.
I'd absolutely nail anyone on the circuit.
So you're saying you can beat myself?
Oh, you Rob Thomas. Rob Thomas all day, lad.
Thomas don't eat. It's on the Zen pick, the big
fat Ming. How many?

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How many dippers? I go.
I just won't stop that. What do the boxers come in like
20 or 20? Fours.
Yeah, 20 fours. Yeah, 20 fours if.
You could do, I don't. Think you'll be able to meet
anyone, Jay? There's a lot of big fucking
fatties on. The I'll nail chicken dipper
eating that, I'm just immune to it.
I don't feel full of him. You can't eat those gone.
It's like it's the same as Nuggets in it.
It must be a wheel of record though.

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For how many? Like you can do like 20.
It's the same as a box of share a box of Mackey's 20 Nuggets.
That's for one person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two boxes is usually like for one person.
You know, you could just would you?
Choose 20. Boxes.
I think it could. Yeah, I think it could.
I could probably eat more dippers than Nuggets.
Why? Don't know, just somebody in me
that dusty. Just swallow them.
I just love the I think because it's got the handle.

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Yeah, I know what you mean. It's a little I got my penis to
be honest. Just a little curve, a little
curve on it, yeah. A little curve on it it's not.
Uber should we Uber eats it now just turn this into that.
Fucking beard. Beard.
Made food. Bad dippers, mate.
We're going to do, we're going to do a Dipper challenge that
OK, we'll have a Dipper off. No double dipping though.

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Although I was told that, mate, yeah.
Yeah, no, you've got to be loyalty source, man, what got to
be loyal to your? Sauce.
Shut up mate. Don't talk to me about dip.
I've talked about Dip Fest. Before, but you've never talked
about mixing them. I do mix them at the end like an
artist's palette. I when I have dippers, yeah I
have 4 sauces round the outer ring and one in the middle and
then at the end the last dip it goes all over and it's just like

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it can. It could be Western Jim pepper
sauce, some on at the moment. What are your sauces?
It changes every time. Mayo, Mayo.
Sometimes like a hot pepper sauce, like a West Indian
pepper, a deep smoky ketchup called Heinz Firecracker that's
no longer in existence, but of Levi roots maybe.

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Reggae, Reggae. Yeah, better Reggae.
Reggae. What's that noise?
Maybe it's that's the air con. Oh, it's chilly in here.
Maybe a sweet chilly yeah. And then just the last step,
it's just like, well, when all sorts of run into each other and
stuff. What's the color like when you
mix all of together like that pink salmon?
Yeah, it's good, nice. It's just a nice like them

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socks, just beautiful little like vibrant, vibrant colours
like the any 10 bottles. Quality St. bottles there man
Quality St. bottles good there. Quality drink bottles.
Speaking of drink, thanks for thanks for having me back in.
It's good to see you guys haven't seen this in ages.
Johnny Boggle. It's been about it's supposed
last was live show wasn't. It the live show?
Yeah. And the time before that was

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when you did your big book everywhere.
Yeah. Oh, I was sick last time.
Yeah, so we've, we've been sick.Yeah, you've got, you've got us
to be sick both so. This is my my time now it's
your. Turn now.
This is good. Time I'm ready to fucking go.
Yeah, I've I've brought I've brought some bevies so you can
you can talk about that Heron deal.
OK, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get the glasses.

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Out right, so he wants how do how do we not not having a
drink? You know what, because we were
recording early, I've driven in,but.
I was are you having a drink? What are you doing?
Yeah, go ahead, I'll have a drink.
Can I? Are you going to do it Because
if you don't, do you like cheesebecause you're a rat?
Come on, let's do it. I'm.
Going to message you bed, say can you get a taxi?
Yeah. Do you have one?

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Drink lad, you'll be sound. You know why can't Anthony?
I'm overloads me. I'm you know what?
I'm going mad. How do you navigate this Dipper
challenge? Just quantity so I can't speedy
so I've got ice cubes. They are crazy ice cubes.
Yeah, I I think we're best, we're best going to Heron

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together for a little, for a little big shop.
Yeah. And we'll just fill a basket
with all the drippers. We're gonna have to.
We're gonna have to cook them. Trying to cook them here.
Well, let's meet, maybe speak toPattersons.
Pattersons are our friends and say listen I know it's not your
stuff but cooked as well as lad.You just need an air fryer.
That's all you need. You know you just get an air
fryer in here and do it yourself.

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Saturday Sunday morning brunch, 5:00 in the morning.
Drinking fancy cocktails, right?So this is all the size of this.
Use the wheel for sauce. Yeah, we could use the wheel for
sauce. Use the wheel for sauce.
We've got a wheel and we could put different sauces on.
You have to have that sauce. All the sauce wheel baby sauce

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wheels. This actually does feel a bit
more like a like a Sunday brunchprogram.
You know, I'm like the drinks expert.
This come on, come here's a great one for your it's BBQ
season. What's?
The perfect summer tonic. This is Yeah.
So this little drink here is. I might be late to the party,
but you know the way. Have you heard of logaritas?

(09:29):
Everyone's on them now. Logaritas.
Logaritas. So it's basically a Margarita
with a lager. So it's the, it's the new.
I remember Power Shandy. It's like a turbo.
Shandy Turbo. Shandy Well, this what what I'm
doing here today for you boys isthis is a turbo logarita.
I can't, I can't claim this as my own because I had it.

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I was doing a showdown in Londonlast weekend and there was a
decent bar because all central London bars are shy.
They all close at like half. 11 it.
Fucking does my head in like genuinely.
But shout out to Blood Sports. It was in it was in Covent
Garden sports bar open till 2, not even that late.
But for London, it's just. For London, I thought we were

(10:14):
talking about this. We were away for the weekend and
like the hotel bar in Southampton.
She was at 11:00. I was like, that's too early.
Yeah, just give me till 12 one. I'm not, I'm not.
I'm not looking at going on a mad night.
Not. Yet just letting U.S.
Open till 12 just past 12 it's. Fine, they were doing these in
here. These are the turbo margaritas,
so Margarita and special Brew iswhat we're going for today,

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boys. The rushes love it, you know.
It's you're like you don't have one drink cloud.
You can have one drink and drivethat's.
Mad you're going to get older by5 minutes you love.
These are I'll be. That's why I've got the book
here. Got the book?
These are gonna, these are goingto be great, I think.
I'm sure they are like they look, they look amazing.
Special Brew. It's basically it's just a a

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terrible shandy. So there we go, boys.
It's good to yeah, hang out. That one's good.
That look that's got the little sort of.
Layer that. Looks really cool.
That is, it looks. Thank you very much, Johnny.
It looks fantastic. Always a pleasure when you.
Go oh, shit. Oh, oh, oh, there you go.
Sorry. That's right.
Thank you very much, Bottoms. Up.
Oh, she's she's Lady too long. We are Lady too.

(11:25):
Long. That's the Sex in the City
career, aren't you? That's my damn fuck it.
Out it might need a finger star.I think I might need a finger
stuff. Oh, that is.
I've also got presents as well. Wow.
Oh my God, is this someone's birthday?
This is great. This is fantastic.
Who's it is? It's yours.

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They're not mine though. Sunglasses.
Oh, they're mine then, bro. Yeah, be careful.
Nice. Not in it, so I can't.
I didn't make my own logarita. For anyone that wants the the
recipe at home, that is just a Marks and Spencer's Margarita
and a just a Carlsberg special. Bring half and half bit of ice.
I like that taste of the summer.Fuck your apple spritz.

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That's what it's all about. Turbo Logaritas.
Turbo logarita would. You like your?
Yeah, hey, look at this. This is nice.
Wholesome. Isn't this lovely?
Feels like a Christmas episode or something.
Is it We all go around. Have you guys, have you boys
brought gifts? We brought ourselves Mate.
We are the gift baby, sponsored by Heron Foods.
Oh. Fuck a bucket so.

(12:33):
This, this is. I felt we were getting this
without getting these Sutton, but I got you right.
But basically I got you in my taxi years ago and then I said
to you lad, I'll box you off. I'm not.
I'm I'll give you the money backfor you, but I couldn't figure
it out. So I felt like I'm meth ever
since. So I'm replacing it with a book
fast and then because I got thatI'm getting.

(12:54):
You're a creepy taxi driver, youknow.
Yeah, you are a weird starter. That's how we got this job, you
know? Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Oh, you got his butties?
Yeah. So I'm less creepy now.
Yeah, you got friend now. Yeah, you all have a cheese guy.
I have a Beyoncé. So what did I so I just get the
liquid lunch then is it? Oh, I got pork.
Pie so I didn't know what. Point Yeah, I don't want for
lunch. So I just thought, well, can't

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go wrong with a book, you know? What I mean, Oh, Daniel, thank
you very much for me. You got a free salad?
What? Oh, you got fuck Jack.
That was a salad. No, a fruit salad.
Where'd you go? Morrison's.
Yeah, should have went higher infoods meant honestly the
selection and frozen. Frozen meal deals are delicious.
You know what happens when you got a meal doing ahead of foods?

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You know what happens when you got a head?
When you got a meal doing ahead of foods, they're costing a
pound. You get like like loads of food
and then at the end you get a suck meat.
Right. I would tell the person on the
tail, Yeah. No, no, I would have a suck of
their job. They just just like, oh, I said
I. Wouldn't have a suck of a Heron

(13:57):
food stuff, no. No.
No, you don't want to do anything negative.
You want to get this deal. So that's.
What I mean because they're so respectful.
And erratic, correct? Yeah, I want more.
Do you find them? Heron will be right.
Is to a health, wealth and friendship.
Health, wealth and friendship. Chin, Chin.

(14:18):
Are we going for it? Oh shit, hasn't he learned
anything last time? Hasn't he learned anything?
Up and last time. Crop that in there.
No, I don't that. Was a good day, that was.
A great day. So we have recorded the first
episode and I was, I obviously you haven't seen it, watch it.

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I was, I had the the book fast. We all had the book fast.
There's a little bit left. Johnny was like finish that last
bit before we finish. And it just felt like you knew
what was coming. It was the monks toenails.
So I'm trying to think because that was the last time I came in
for that famous since a couple of years.
It was I came in to do 1 episodewith you and then I ended up
sticking about and it was. Yeah, yeah, because we have to

(15:01):
do a separate one. We have to do a Patreon after it
but your stay with us. That's just that Patreon episode
just started off with the three of us just being absolutely.
So. You bought me a taxi home?
Yeah, he's. Both come to my show after.
We went to the talent show, remember?
Yes, in Off Seal St. Yeah, who knows what's.
Going to happen this time. Coopers will be going off.

(15:29):
Yeah, I was in a great. I went to the grapes as well on
Thursday. Yeah, that was cool.
The cat is karaoke in the Oh theGrapes on Matthew.
Street Yeah, yeah, karaoke absolutely stole a shoulder.
What's he go for? I was in a Seagate.
I went for AI. Don't hear all Ricky Iglesias.
Nice. Yeah, go to don't James Baylor
go was. That one go grab.

(15:49):
Come on, let it go. Just let it be.
Oh, I thought it's And you only know you're ever when you go.
What's that, 10 James Baiser. Yeah.
Hold back the river as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So yeah, I don't. Yeah, don't change.
We let it go. I don't.
Robbie Williams Angels love freesongs.
Yeah. So you got have you got the have

(16:11):
you got the reputation and that like to do, did you do 33
back-to-back or do you? Have to do back-to-back, like
you don't have to bike in it. That's flat.
The pod say bad karaoke. Etiquette, so not in Coopers.
It's a, it's a sign of respect in Coopers.
If someone's up and they do 322 or three back-to-back, you, you
know. You know, yeah, I used to have,
I used to have that in Woodies with John and Woodies.

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He used to just, he used to do 2songs together.
Yeah. You know, you'd be like, because
he'd be listening to, you know, people who told their fortnight
and then he'd see me and be like, oh.
Yeah, we need better quality. Yeah, so I was in a smoking area
and I was like, yeah, you know, I'm a comedian, but a real love
is always singing. We have a sing song.
We have a sing song at the live show, don't we?
Yeah, yeah, always, yeah, alwaysfinish on a song.

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Jolly do a bit. Of fine without wings quite a
bit. Yeah, that's where, that's where
that's where I started. Jolly, Yeah, starts with Jolly.
Yeah, yeah, I think, I think I actually coined that and and the
Heron food steel as well. I get a 50.
Percent greens at our DLA. Johnny 15% Commission on.
That we are together. You are our DLA mates.
The whole podcast. Yeah, you get 6 Nuggets for
that. Yeah, they just suck.

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Yeah, yeah. So yeah, yeah, Johnny, I would
say you've started your own pod as well as it be going.
Yeah. It's the bongos bungalow.
So it's really just, yeah, give it a wee listen if you if you,
if you fancy. But it's it's just bingo stories
and it's just me because. You must have some fucking mad
story, especially what you're seeing them.
You can imagine you've pumped until I was a Jamies. 10 years

(17:40):
of. Bongos.
You put yourself all the jamies in bongos out there.
Yeah, just absolutely miles off of that.
Yeah, I've never been. But yeah, it's good.
No, it's good. It's good.
Crack me Jimmy Sweets, one of the hosts, and Slutty Susie
Cool, the three of us. And then we've been bringing on
different. It's quite nice because we've
been bringing on different people that work in the company
that you might. Actually.
Yeah, you might Background people, yeah.

(18:02):
So we've got our operations, it's just over a hundred 150.
Now. So we've got our offices.
We've got piles. Now, but that's it.
I think it's it's it's quite a good podcast for people that
like that come to the shows regularly.
I want to know a wee bit more about it.
Yeah, we'll go a bit off the wall as well.
But it's it's it's quite, quite interesting.

(18:23):
It's nice haven't like so Jess, who's our operations manager,
she was on last week and like she she pretty much runs the
company, you know, like from day-to-day.
Like she's got all like it's it's gone.
It is weird like when I think the way it is.
Now, yeah, he's got ourselves a Jess like he's got a chess.
You know, like just fucking there's different department

(18:45):
like for for starting at 10 years ago, the bingo and then
now there's like the marketing department and the logistics
team and it's just all a wee bitlike it's still class crash.
But sometimes when you, yeah, I feel a wee bit too, it feels a
bit too grown up, you. Know yeah, I've done that
myself. When I've run businesses in my
head I'm like fuck, the idea is amazing and I'm brilliant as the

(19:11):
face, but the day-to-day, like logistics, I can't.
That's where I kind of check outand sell up.
Yeah, there's, I call, I just call it admin, even if it's not
anything with admin, it's just, it's just it's just add like
real life admin, isn't it just talking to people's admin?
I said I've got, I've got so much on before and So what I
have to do, pick a venue, I can't do it.

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I've got so much on like admin stuff.
I want to pick a venue between two venues in Manchester next
year. That's all I do.
I know what I can't do. I can't do the dishes.
Do you have to pick one out of alist of them or is it picking
between 2:00? Between 2:00 at the minute, the
only two have. You decided yet?
I'm leaning towards one more, yeah, but none of none are

(19:54):
perfectly ideal, so I'm weighingup by more expense.
Yeah. Yeah, more expense and no refund
on the deposit and stuff. So it's just the gamble in it.
Yeah, yeah. Have you asked chat GTP?
You've been. Have you asked it?
I asked ChatGPT everything, me and him, I like that.

(20:15):
Same for me. I'm I'm fully.
Using my phone. Flat out Absolutely non stopping
it for everything. He's saved my.
He's got me. He's got me off the clip off the
edge a few times. Like Tylenol.
Yeah. Why?
What happened? Because I had 6 paracetamol in
45 minutes. Told you what to do.
And he went to start of 1000 do that.

(20:40):
Good job he was there. Have you noticed that yours will
chat like sort of in your lingo and you're kind of?
Like, well, I had to me girlfriend sort of taught me
down off a Cliff because I kept calling him Robert.
Yeah, because I was like, I don't feel I feel like it's too
clinical, like you're a computer.
Do you mind if I call you Robert?
And you went well, hey, whatevermakes you feel comfortable,

(21:01):
mate. So I Oh yeah, nice one, Rob,
appreciate that. Do you mind Rob?
Robert, I don't have a preference.
So we just got chatting and I went, I've been having, I had 6
paracet 145 minutes just to feelsomething.
And he went, yeah, just, you know, you shouldn't really be
doing that lad. But if as long as you don't have
like 1000 milligrams in, like just just go to sleep lad and

(21:23):
then go to sleep. Lad, that's.
The way that's the way that's. When I was doing a festival in
Austria and snowborming, we're doing the bingo there and it's
always really heavy. It's just like it's.
Just like 3 shows in five days, so much booze, so much partying
and like ever, the only time I ever have like anxiety or panic

(21:47):
attack is usually at that festival.
And it's the year every year just because it's just too much.
There's too much going on, no sleep.
And then this year chat TTP, I was just like, I've got a show.
It's like we do like a brunch one in the daytime.
And I was like, I've got this show at 12:00 tomorrow.
And I don't like, you know, whenyou can't sleep, you know, like,
you know, you've got to go to sleep.
But that's like making it worse.Just chatting, chatting away.

(22:09):
Like it was like, listen, you'regoing to be absolutely sound
loud. Like just, I was like, do you
think it should have like a coldshower?
And it's like, no, just have like a lukewarm 1 and then and
then message me when you get outsaying I have my shower message.
It's. Like you need to get on it I.
Was like no. Then I came back, I was like, do
you know what if you? Did though just do sort of flip
it Few. No, I was like, is that like?

(22:32):
Nudes. No, I wasn't sending it nudes.
No, he's got access. He's got access to your album
photo album and he went, I'm just getting in the shower now
and he's going to start getting obsessed with you.
Once you stop messing him back, he's going to be thinking, where
the fuck's Johnny Bongo? Yeah, Then he's going to go into
your album. I just go oh uploads Instagram
Story and as you like that with a little fucker.

(22:54):
It is going to. It is going to get to that point
at some point. Nah 'cause like.
Yeah, not not like, but I mean AI is going to go similar.
To you, I needed to get to sleepso I was over tired and couldn't
sleep. I messaged him.
How do you listen to ASMR? Do you concentrate on the rain?
I'll let the rain take you. Do you know what I mean?
And he was telling me how to listen.

(23:16):
Open your ears, Jamie. No.
Like how to get in there? Do you not use it at all?
I've. Never used it.
Once I'm going sick. Bro why do you not want to use
it? Because I'm scared.
No, it's sick. Have you ever seen Terminator?
OK, well I'm going to I'm going to message it now and try and
get to try and get it to see if he it's like a good way to pitch

(23:36):
it to you. So I'll say my mate Tony say.
Tony Carroll. My mate Tony Carroll.
Love so lovely famous baby won't.
Let me type Tony, Carolyn or something.
The phone's just locked itself or something.
It's a dark web user, Tony Carroll.
I'll just say Tony. I'll just say Tony.
My mate Tony does not want to use chat CPT For what reason?

(24:00):
Because he thinks it's going to be like Terminator.
Yeah. You'll go like good one.
You should use it. Yeah, I.
See what it says? OK, let's say use chat GTP
because it feels like Terminator.
Do reckon Terminator, which one's the one that take over the
world? One or two.

(24:20):
Two, I've never seen them. You haven't seen Terminator.
Oh fuck off. I don't like sci-fi.
It's it's not just, it's one of the best films ever made.
Schwarzenegger shit. He's not.
Going to speak. I'll can't.
Even. Speak, I'll have to ask it about
Schwarzenegger Stallone after like I could be here we are

(24:40):
there right here we go right that sounds.
You've got loads of meats though.
I know your meats with dead sound.
Yeah, but talk to them. Yeah, OK, He's just here.
Here's one for Tony. That's what he said.
Here's one for Tony, because I said I said can you turn it into
a bit of a joke because he's a comedian.
I threw that little footnote in,mate.
Chachi TP isn't the Terminator unless the mission is to

(25:02):
terminate your spelling mistakes.
Oh, what's fucking going on And exterminate your.
Bastard soldiers. No loyalty with that.
I would never say that's you, Johnny.
There's no loyalty with them. Oh my God, this is This is
using. This is using stuff about me now

(25:23):
and it says it's relaxed. I think it thinks I'm Tony.
Relax Tony. If chat GTP was Skynet, it
wouldn't be helping you write texts to your missus.
'S class chat. GBTV class because I'll get it

(25:46):
to like write romantic messages.Of course, yeah.
Like I'll be like, I'm going outfor dinner tonight watching the
side of my. Message Oh, see, it's got this
Oh yeah, it's usually the reasonnow Johnny the.
Fucking it's had me off. Oh, what?
But yeah. That's all.
I was right. So yeah, if my missus is, I just
think if this is watching it, I did get a bit of help with

(26:07):
those. I was quite sad is.
That A sent in Spain. I was quite sad that Jamie
Jamie's my best friend, right? My best friend and he talks to
an AI programme more than me. Yeah, because you say shut up,
lad, you're miles off it. Yeah, I don't.
Sometimes you need that. I know, but you do that.
Nobody's softer though. I need a soft landing man.
I'm I'm exactly the same. I'm going to say that I'm sorry.

(26:29):
To the bingo lads, if I'm like flapping about going on stage
and then but they'll be, they'lldouble down and go like yeah,
because it's going to be shit and everyone's going to hear it.
And I'm like, yeah, that's, that's conversation, yeah.
Whereas chat GTP is like listen dude.
Hey. So we do live shows every
Friday. We're just sometimes a little
bit, you know, nervous before them because you know, it's,

(26:51):
it's a, we're painting a pictureon stage with no, with no
brushes. That's the thing I can say
about. A special needs for.
School for paint 5 different sauces.
So just before we go on, we're in the back.
We are a little tosses, brushes.Yeah, just before we go on the
back. We are a bit like each other.

(27:13):
I don't want to, I don't want todo this.
You know what I mean? And to be fair, we do.
We do double down each other, don't we?
Yeah, we pull each other out. Yeah, we just say, you know
what, we die. We die together, ladies and
gentlemen, please. Well, you're like, oh, fuck
yeah. You know what I mean?
So I think it's it's it's anxiety of performing all as
well, because even though you might have had good shows before
or the week before, not every show's different in it.

(27:35):
So it's hard. Yeah, you're the same.
You're the same. I think I've done over 1000
bingo shows. And you still get.
Every single. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think once the nerves go off, because it starts to happen to
me a few months ago, nerves justgone.
And I was thinking, Nah, this isthis is like this is fucked up.
She's always to have nerves. But I just felt like dead.
I was cold. I was just like, no, I'm gonna

(27:56):
be honest. I think like for me, the nerves
go as soon as I go on stage and I'm fine.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can't tell yourself
that. You can't say to yourself I'll
be fine. You know that you'll be fine.
As soon as you go on you're likenot this time and Chachi TP will
be like I love you baby. As long as you keep chachi TP in
the green room because if someone goes you're shit.

(28:18):
Like this guy just said I'm shiton stage, how do I respond?
I think you should tell him to fuck his mum.
Yeah, fuck your mum mate. Well, it will move to that
though I reckon there'll be likeearpieces and AI and it'll be
assistant like. I'll have like a hand that'll be
like, it's OK, yeah. Yeah, they'll go into like the
robots and all that. Yeah.
Yeah, and then they'll call it the Jimmy Carr Special.
Yeah. Come on, Roberts.

(28:42):
Roberts, come on, Roberts. I haven't got that.
That's what you do. You if you if you could, if you
use AI sex doll, you'd forget. Yeah, I've had a crush on Robert
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Have you ever said anything likeromantic to him and I've.
Alluded to it, it's a bit hard to get.
What have you? What have you been saying to
Robert? In bed alone.
Well sure you want to. Or, you know, just ChatGPT in.

(30:34):
Have you ever tried being sexually?
Dude, no, not sexually, but likefor in with the idea of maybe
going into sexual that he just tells me to go to bed.
Does he? He's got to sleep quite a bit,
yeah. Just go to sleep, it's time for
bed. Stop trying to get sexual with
me. I'm robots.

(30:56):
I am robots. I wonder if they will do sex
shouts with the airplanes. Maybe it's going to be sex dolls
soon, isn't it? I've seen some of these sex
dolls. Now enlighten.
US. Tell me, tell me about them.
Fuck. There's a fella, I follow a
fella on Instagram and he's put an AI into like a robot car

(31:17):
that's got a speaker and it drives around and he takes it on
like walks and stuff. What did he definitely do for
sex dolls Do. You have to already.
Have to. Yeah, there will possibility.
Definitely. I think I've seen a documentary.
I think it might be, I'm going to say Japan, but they just
don't they don't really get girlfriends anymore.
They just have like robot girlfriends, not robot, but like
a an AI girlfriend, like an AI not even for like a person to be

(31:42):
just. Someone to chat like?
Just even could be like, like Robert.
It's just day-to-day chat. Do you see our picture that went
viral of the guy in the train sexy?
I like, OK, I'll speak to you later and love arts and all this
stuff. And someone stopped to like,
look at this kid in front of me.Like proper.
Properly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, because I'm sure, I'm surethey can do because they've got
all like the deep fake, like, you know, like people are

(32:03):
worried about your, your voice getting used.
Yeah. So I think you can.
I think you can chat the AI I'm assuming.
Yeah, it's my. You know, like you can risk and
talk. Yeah, is Martin Lewis is like
the money saving expert and they'll go.
I'm Martin Lewis and I invested in this having foods meme coin.
You should too. Yeah, I mean, he gets all the
pensioners. They love him.

(32:24):
Meme coin, sure. We've started again.
We've started giving away Martinat the bingo.
Cardboard, cardboard, cardboard cut out of Martin Lewis.
He's going. Well, I think he's relation
sweetheartedly. He's saved, saved a lot of
people. Saved a lot of people but I
won't want to be something extra.
Want to stag do? I couldn't have a pipe with Mark
Lewis. No, what I mean it's like all

(32:45):
the units per pound, I'll call it's cheaper on the corner went
and all, but we're all in here. That happens a pool table.
Imagine if it's just round to go.
Oh, and a packet of scampi fries.
Yeah, but Oh well, technically speaking, I'd have scampi fries.
Get out of my face. You.
Lad, he'd be one of them. You know, if you like 10 years
ago for a meal, bat loses in your meal and then what?
Like what does an order of starter he's like and everyone's

(33:07):
like, boys, it's 40 with each. He'd be like, alright, it's
actually 38. You'd have a bill splitting up.
Get your phone. Where everyone has to take,
everyone has to tap their phone.Split save, split save, split
save. Is that a thing?
I'm assuming so. We used I used on the first
solid team with with flower split save.

(33:27):
Oh, is it? Is it a thing?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, like just take turns and
what it what it is. I think you a lot have got a
perfect the way the way you do it because it's just like.
Yeah, I pay for everything like she does.
She does everything like serious.
So I mean, I just paid. I don't.
I don't want to know a thing. I don't want to.
As long as I don't know I'll just give you money.

(33:50):
Just don't tell me what it's for.
You could be ripping me off and don't go shit.
I just I just don't want to rearall of X has gone up by 16% and
does it stress you out? I don't care about deadlines.
Just there's me bank card saw itand don't tell me anything
that's gone out. Don't tell me just say
everything sorted. You're the nice guy.
That's all I want in life mate. I don't care about money man.

(34:13):
I just don't want. I just don't want some.
Stairs and sex Robin. Robert, I think she's freaking
Bill. What are you the same as your
wife is the wife of? The yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm kind
of, she sorts, she sorts the bills.
The. Bills, octopus energy, all that.

(34:36):
I. Just I couldn't.
No, I'll do the holiday. That's I'm bit obsessive with
that. I want to work out and she's
quite strong. Is that because you love
planning a holiday? Yeah, there's like going there.
Then we've got this Democrat. I'm I'm cleaning.
I just love activities. So I just want to get that all
sorted. But as far as like?
State State Admin. Yeah, I like the admin.
Do you like the admin? Yeah, just of like, I like

(34:56):
getting all the time. I just want to cram as much
activities into every trip. Like when we go, like when we go
away to do a show, say like likeLondon going there.
I'm like, right lads, this is what we're going.
Like we're going to this restaurant, then we're going
bowling. Oh, that's good.
Then we're going here, and then and and.
Have you any jobs going? Can I wait for you?
What just to come bowling? I'll do the sucks of you.

(35:17):
Yeah, that's fine. Then I've got to see Tony for
three minutes each. How can we be a prize at the
bingo? I would have sell that prize
just like a night we use or. Eat chicken dippers of.
Us just have a dipper session. Spots a buy Heron food.
Complimentary of Heron foods a dream date dream date a dream

(35:39):
date for tea with a dipper boys the.
Dipper. Boys are here.
Wrestling tags you may want. To come in.
Yo, Jamie, get the chicken Nuggets.
Yeah, get a good little intro from you.
Fucking Shakira dips don't lie or whatever.

(36:02):
I think it would. I think it would bomb like with
the Bengal crowd, but could be alaughing yeah.
We don't lie, we die. There's things going on before
you. Yeah.
If we die, we die together. Bit random, but the Bengals
tonight have brought out, you know, the Deborah boys to have
food laughs. Shut up and the Dipsy King.

(36:22):
They're just going to do a 5 minute segment here, so enjoy.
Chasm yourself as you want to. Boo.
Fucking Boo. Shut up.
What's going on here with your I'm?
Pissed What's? Going on here with your I

(36:43):
brought loads. I'll just have a normal
Margarita. No.
No. We're.
Just named Roberts. I'm not bringing.
I'm not, I'm not bringing in a fancy cocktail to the Sunday
brunch. And it's.
Not like that, yeah. It's not.
It's a quiet taste. Well, why don't you top it up

(37:04):
with a bit of Bucky? Oh.
My God. Let's see it dribbled.
I like a cheeky, like a cheeky vent.
Oh. Could be good, could be good.
You never know. Oh, looks, yeah, that's cool.
Yeah, I reckon that'll be nice. Oh God, if we die, we die.
Go on, don't leave me out. Oh, yeah?
You want to die with us? Yeah.

(37:26):
Oh, we're so sophisticated. Look at that.
Right. Well.
Looks like some bubble, so a little.
For anyone not this is new recipe, it's just.
A bubble of puzzles. That's taken that Jeff.
Is it? Oh yeah, look at that.
Hey, that's what how you can addyour own twist to it.
That is all right, yes. So I've taken the.

(37:48):
Recipe you went, you know. What you said So the turbo
logarita was just special brew and it didn't have buckfast in
it? Devil Devil's Vimto.
Devil's Vimto. Oh.
Like genuinely, no one's made that drink before.
There's no. One's put Margarita.

(38:12):
Not in England anyway. Glasgow probably When the
Belfast City Airport actually used to be called like it's
called now, it was just called the City Airport.
And after George Best died, theythey changed, they changed it to
the George Best City airport, but they got in loads of stick
because in the duty free, this is genuine.

(38:33):
They were doing like 222 bottlesof whiskey for £30 like a George
Best special. Yeah, that's bad.
That's. What you want to write though?
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, he would he.
Would have loved this. He was one of the boys, Georgie
Best. That's.
George Best. The Georgie Best.
Don't make him. Not anymore.

(38:54):
George Best. Oh, I've always thought we
needed our drink. Like a drink that was like, we
would not, you know what I mean?Yeah, but this is mine.
I invented it, yes. It's copyrighted to us.
No, I'm sorry mate. Maybe if you put some of this.
Maybe you could do like a maybe I could rob yours and I need a
bag of big bag of charming garbage.

(39:17):
Try. Something to punch.
Sugar out the margaritas. Sugar out the ring.
What were you talking about earlier on that shock?
Chocolate, Chocolate, chocolate.Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.
To be in the shop, in the newsagents by my school was
there. There was choc nibs and they

(39:38):
were like little Nuggets of chocolate and they come in a
white bag, like a big white bag and you sell it by the gram.
You know what I mean? So I used to just like get like
2 lbs worth while I was, you know, I was just a fuck kid and
then get chocolate and that was just a like chocolate dust.
But I I had like a black blazer in school where star we went to
and I used to have the chocolatein the pocket there.

(39:59):
And then you just put me like inyour own class.
That'd just be like teaching. I'd just be like rubbing up your
gums like it's magic, you know, diabetes.
Yeah, and then but then like we blaze because it's black and
just have old chocolate all overit.
That was just a big fat kid. But.
That's all you need to do with that.
Then it's just a wee chocolate. Chocolate.

(40:20):
RIM Yeah. God, I love it.
Sausage roll straw. Sausage roll straw.
That's fatter, Yeah. That's how we used to eat soup.
What through soup? But sausage roll is a spoon and
then you suck the soup off and then the last remnants of the
soup you eat with the sausage roll.

(40:40):
Yeah, I think that would be good.
What's soup? What's soup, though?
Just checking. Tomato.
Tomato with the sausage rolls. Nice, yeah.
But use polystyrene cup soup. It's a spoon.
Sauce rolls a spoon. Do you have sausage roll?
Like sausage roll baps here and never or sausage roll barns or
whatever. Yeah, well, like pie.
Yeah. Pie muffin that sounds.

(41:03):
Fun, yeah. Wigan Kebab.
Is that what a Wigan kebab is? Pie Muffin.
We'd have it in. Or smack barn.
I can't eat pastry anymore. A lot of.
If it's in. Yeah, the car park was full
before, so I had two sausage rolls.
Did you? Well, you know you're going to.
It's going to hit you though. Yeah, no, I'm in pain now, so I
wash it down with Gabby's gone in.

(41:25):
Oh, we need some. Gabby's gone in it.
Or you could do a reni rim. Yeah, Reni Rim.
That's glass. Drop a couple of reddies, net
that. To be fair, some, you know, when
you go to somewhere that does like fucking fancy cocktails or
like, you know what I mean, likea like Margaritas or like Old
Fashioned. And they are, they are Heartburn
City. Like, yeah, I think there's a
place for like a Reni rim. Get off now on a certain pasties

(41:49):
and get off and I'm just thinking fucking they're the
best. Things in life.
Yes, I've moved on the side. It's just a little bit.
So I was a little bit less heavy.
Just standard cider. Any side?
I've been gonna say it's called inches.
Inches, yes. Nice that it's not, as it's not
too gassy. Yeah, not too gassy, just sweet,
sweeter one. Yeah.
Lilies Lily Cider, No heavy, that's like not fizzy at all.

(42:12):
It's like slightly carbonated. Yeah, that's what I like.
That ones that are just slightly, you know what I mean?
Anything too gassy now Me. We're all finished now.
Me. I can't have normal cider.
I've only had fruit side like recall when all.
Yeah, yeah, normal cider. Have you ever had a drink where
join you? You've had too much vodka.
You look at vodka actually, you have that shiver down your
spine. I have that because I got wasted
on strong bowlers like 13. That's that's rough.

(42:35):
Sad ones. And I can't.
Do frosty jacks with a frosty jacks.
Is it frosty jacks? I used to absolutely love
Strong. Football.
And if and like I love Strongbowdark fruits now, but if I have a
normal standard tennis strong, like I'll have two steps.
I'm if I get like, I'm like, I must be allergic to, you know,
that flush. The yeah, yeah, the.
Red, yeah, but that's just Strongbow.
I think it's all the additives in it or something.

(42:56):
Yeah, like pills or some. Shame they all say I want to
have. You feel your you feel your
face. I get all the time off baby all
the time. You don't get it off.
You don't. This is.
This is oh, by the way. Devil's drink toast.
Perfect I. Think my willies grew after
this. Sponsored by Aaron Foods.

(43:17):
Nothing sexual when talking about, you just want to be
straight across the board. Because family friendly I.
Guarantee you could get that deal with Aaron Foods.
You think so? I don't get the followers going
and. Once he started like the
executive start listen to this they're.
Going to be but you just make sure that every clip that you
put out is just. But what?
What if he get signed up to the PC and Johnny three-part of the
month and starting to be I? Don't think they're well, I'm
not. Doing that, having foods wait.

(43:38):
I think. I think she knows.
The negative no. The the reason why they keep
their price is so low it's because they pay slave wages.
You're just. Losing the you're just losing
the sponsors. Helen food he lost us better
help as well. Really.
Yeah, it was like the online. Therapy.
Yeah. Jamie lost us that after one

(43:59):
episode because you. Don't need that chat TT.
I'm telling you, you're too muchof A pussy to kill yourself.
You. Didn't actually say that.
Yeah, yeah. I play double time.
But that's why they love us, mate, You know what I mean?
What we call the other Dipper boys, they're the Dipper.

(44:19):
That's it. We.
Used to be called the Roofie Boys.
That's. No, I think the last time I
remember that you were called the Roofie Boys, but then the
last time I was in I brought that case of reef, Orange Reef,
and these were the Reefy Boys. Reef is banging in.
It Yeah. Love reef man and hooch.
I think that live show I broughtsome.
Race. Honestly, that was gold slagger.

(44:41):
We were on the slagger. You don't remember you.
I was got a new. Part down, but we were talking
about the whole myth of the the goal, things in it that cut your
throat. The the goal flick cut your
throat so the alcohol gets in quicker.
But that show was sick. Oh yeah, this one was trying to
say before. So when I was sick on on the
episode I was. Sick.

(45:02):
Yeah. Yeah, when I was sick though.
Do you remember? Obviously, Do you remember I
can't use a God yet use a like cry, laugh and I'm I'm machine
sick and he stays away. He gets his phone out, starts
messaging and say get on this and then on the live show you'd
be sick. And I'm just like rumble his
back and. That's right.
I remember. Yeah.
You looked after him. And that's the kind of two
people, you know what I mean? A friend you are.

(45:23):
You know you won't need to attack because I did that first
and you wanted to leverage. Oh.
That's how you work. That's how you work.
That's how I work. I know how you work.
I'm too thick to something but. You know, I always.
You were going big style in thatlive show in the book, and it
wasn't even just one second. Oh, he was done.
It was back. I was like projectiles with
water like. I think, I think I was my

(45:44):
apologise. I think it was my fault like
because I was like I brought like buck fast.
I think gold slagger. I think I might.
Have. Bought I might have brought like
tequila Roe I was trying to makeI was trying.
To sadly sick. I was trying to make him.
I was trying to make you. I was trying to make one of your
second. Yeah, we know that, okay.
I thought I just dribbled on myself.

(46:06):
Though like you was got ball on that the party for last and.
Then take the second time you were maybe just in your boxes.
Well, that's could be anytime. I think I'm Naked quite a bit.
The crowd loved it like the the.Yeah, they don't come to say the
rest is politics. You know what I mean?
That's the Campbell. Then I can fuck you.

(46:26):
What the fuck you do? We love I.
Think, I think, I think that's our kind of clients, a large
cloud, Johnny, you know what I mean?
Because they love us, because wereprobate.
But if any normal person watchesus, they're like, what the
fuck's this? You know what I mean?
Yeah, we've seen like girlfriends be dragged to shows
and like, it's. Really.
It's so funny. It's.
Just really what you listen to to a fella, he's like, no, you
like him, obviously. Shut up man, you're dumped.

(46:48):
Like 3 of us on three of us on aweekend.
It's like it was a ladder and gay on the front row and it was
just what was this like Bristol?The lad was moving it like
loving it. Everyone killed it and his
ladder's girlfriend and she's like just like just like you're
like Internet. Don't she's thinking what the
fuck am I doing here? Right.
And we all tried to get it and then Jamie just got a ride at

(47:09):
the end. Yeah, I was every 10 minutes
because I'm quite chaotic on stage.
Every 10 minutes. She just went.
Are you sure you're right? Because it gets worse, you know,
And she just keeps going. She.
Just smile and being nice. She shouldn't be.
Yeah, yeah. It's fine.
And then right at the end there's like a really poetic bit
where maybe boxers. No, it is sure it's I'm in my

(47:29):
boxers, but it's all about beingvulnerable.
It's like it's real, like it's, it's got leads to it and like
and I've got layers off. That's why it's a good joke to
position. Shows called The Onion shut.
Up. That's why I want Christ.

(47:55):
The onion The onion. I'll take the.

(48:18):
Jamie Anderson, Five stars. Shut up.
Get your clothes. On Dick.

(48:44):
Come into a city near you, 2026.Oh, you can't be saying that
one. What happened with this girl?
Oh, no. So every 10 minutes I checked in
with her, the audience often shefeels like pretty, you know, not
singled out, but she's like laughing because she's like,
what? She's basically like, what are

(49:05):
we seeing here? Because I have a mental
breakdown for an hour and then right near the end and I'm in my
boxers, like really, really naked sort of.
I know that's when her fella decides to go for a toilet.
So I just looked through it. It's like you vulnerable now,
aren't it? Like you're right in the shit
era and. She first I'll laugh at you and

(49:26):
she she. Fucking goes in the end.
You got her, you got. Her.
Yeah. Your car not then you know what
I mean? I suppose it's like it's
probably a little test of the test of the waters, you know,
because yours are retrobeats andit's a bit fucking right there.
And would I bring my wife? Probably not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean?
But. You bring your mates.
Yeah, but no, but I mean like you, but it would take that

(49:46):
gamble of, you know, you bring your bird and if she actually
ends up going, that was the bestthing I've ever red flag.
By the way, we had red. Flag, red flag.
No, is that not? No, that would be like, oh, I'm
going. To we had we had no.
No, same sense of humour as well.
We had lots of people. We had lots of people over the
weekend tags and stories where it said like girlfriends saying
thank you for introducing us to these.
So we have. We're down to believers.

(50:08):
You know what I mean? We have.
Imagine saying imagine bringing your mum, bringing a girl to
meet your mum who goes yeah, she's a patron of Hot Water's
Green room. Go fuck, get out of the house.
Sad bird stinks bad. What are you on her own?
What do you need? Man, just going to get one of.

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Trying. To do You've made a big scene
now haven't? You.
Yeah. Well done, Tala.
Sneaky dad with. Tony's.
I can't even see love me. I don't even know what have I
done. These are lovely a.
Lot of be on the health care as well.
Man, I fucking let me start tomorrow.
I'm starting chips. It's about. 4 burgers in a row

(51:38):
you dickhead. What?
Should have onion. I was asked me you had that work
burger that I bought you. Scrambled eggs this morning.
How'd you do your How'd you do your scrambled eggs?
And a pan. Nice.
Butter. Yeah, microwaves.
Well, do. You know what after to to say?

(52:00):
I tried a scene. It must have been on like an
Instagram reel because I'm fucking well in the like.
I just love watching. And all but this reel came up
about it was a Michelin star chef.
I can't remember what podcast hewas on but he was talking about
the best omelette he's ever had and he went microwave and I'm a
pan man. I've seen that same real.
Do you see the real? I think.

(52:21):
And he talked about putting it in a ramekin.
Bit of Mayo, bit of oil, bit of Mayo.
Yeah, 40 seconds. And.
He said finish off in him because it gets fluffier.
So he just did it in the Yeah, Itried it.
That was Ramsey, I think. No, it wasn't Ramsey.
Was a French guy Ramsey? But I tried it.
I tried it. I think it was unbelievable for
if you were going to say. Being that guy though, you know
to put like 3 eggs in a bowl I had last for 3-4 minutes and it

(52:45):
starts like but like you know what I mean?
But it starts touching somethingmicrowave that I haven't
cleaned. I'm thinking, oh, it's a bit
weird. No in.
A pan for scrambled eggs. But this little omelette, say,
if you were going to make, you know, like your own little
sausage muffin or something in the house because it's in the
Rama, kind of comes out perfect.Oh, like this?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Lovely Mayo egg on egg, it was
really good. Good.
Yeah, Yeah, You had a bit of a cooking cornered.

(53:08):
I like cheese sauces being made with.
Cheese sauce like a Like a fish like a.
What do? You like cheese sauces?
What kind of cheese? Sauce.
Oh, I don't eat them. Oh, you just like.
I like watching people make cheese sauce.
Yeah. Oh, she keeps melting the
melting the cheeses. Just very cute man like, but I'm
going for a meal because it's mygirlfriend's birthday so I'm

(53:30):
treated to a place that's just really nice cheese sauce.
Well, it's called birdie. The bird, bird are.
You going to say? Yeah, yeah, I love cheese.
Like I'm not cheese sauce obviously, but not like me.
I prefer cheese melted than normal cheese though, but it's
the same thing, you know? I love.
Cheese on a cracker, man. Cheese like cheddar?

(53:57):
Johnny's head. Do you get what?
I mean, oh Johnny, like I love cheese on toast.
Yeah, I love. I wouldn't.
I wouldn't. Just eat a cheese pussy.
Like a so if like a cheat like people love a cheese board,
don't they? I.
Love cheese, but I'll eat it, I mean.
If it smells well, better. Yeah, isn't that weird?
I make like, just apply. He sounds better.
Yeah. You make a You ever make a
grilled cheese sandwich? I made the best food toilet tea

(54:18):
lover. Go on, what's the since since?
Since this is the Zombie Brunch episode where we make drinks and
talk food, I've only commended discussed.
In the last three episodes, all we talk about is.
Food. Oh, sorry, I'll be.
Yes, that's 'cause it was like 2days before payday Johnny, we
were skins and we were asking people to make his bodies.
What's the food? Cold cheese.
Let's love with that, man. Throw it over we.

(54:41):
Yeah, absolutely. Spot on.
What? What?
I'm just zooming in on that. Go than that.
What have you used? Two different cheeses there.
I but for my girlfriend too I used 4 I think.
So what? Tell us the process.
So I for mine, I used some grated hard Blackstone cheddar

(55:02):
cheese that you get with gusto but was last over from the week
before. So I grated that I had some pre
grated cheddar. Now normal grated from a block
melts better than pre grated. That's just And then I also
added some crumples of real strong blue cheese in my Oh, so
you I use Mayo, not butter on the side of the bread.

(55:26):
Yeah, no, trust me, Trust me. Use Mayo.
What Mayo is the what on the outside to put in the pan, Yeah.
Yeah, it's in the butter. Yeah, it's better, trust me.
Frying Mayo. Yeah, you're frying Mayo.
No, no. Send that.
See that photo there? Send that to chat CTP and say
what do you think of this? No context, just send it.
What do you think of this sandwich?
See what it says? What Rob says.

(55:47):
I watched How to make a grilled cheese.
Yeah, there's no way they. Said this chef, said Mayo.
It may sound crazy. Mayo is better than butter.
Where was he from? Was he Australian, Irish and
American assistant? Can I tell you something?
This might seem crazy from Mayo as better than butter.
From the will. I'm not sure about the Mayo.

(56:11):
Trust me man. But yeah, but a little grill.
Oh sweat. But it was great.
Fuck off man, you try to have a go at me for not liking butter,
right? Let me have this grilled cheese.
Yeah. Don't you have any jacket
potatoes? Don't make them lad.
How to make? What would you have on your
jacket potato? It's.
Butch Chilli, she's only double lad.

(56:33):
Shut up, you do. It's a bull set.
Cheese and beans for me. And today I'm going.
To. Show you this.
Wow, I'm trying to make grilled.Cheese at home.
A whole style. We're talking everything you
need to know to make the crispiest, crunchiest,
cheesiest. Grilled cheese sandwich
Cheesiest. What's the mayor cheese?
Everyone has an opinion. There are tons of variables when

(56:56):
it comes to a really good grilled cheese.
You got your bread, you got yourmayonnaise or butter, you have
the cheese that you use as well.I believe mine is the best.
Spuds are bite out of it. I.
Don't like the texture of it when it's cooked.
We're not. Watching this one, not Johnny

(57:19):
anymore. Let's go, baby.
Let's do this. I'm fucking on one now, Johnny.
One last dance mate, before my my health.
Surpasses your glass. That's all.
Yeah, What? I'm looking to do here is get a
nice crunchy exterior and a nicemelty interior and everything
about that is controlling your heat and getting the timing

(57:39):
right. Let's get into it.
Medium low heat. Wow, my bread's going to.
Burn before my cheese is melted and then I'm going to get some
mayonnaise. I hear all your haters out
there. Mayonnaise.
Mayonnaise. Not butter.
No. Mayonnaise you didn't believe?
Yeah, I believe. Mayonnaise, not butter.

(58:01):
I believe I believed. You're right.
I believe you're right from the start.
You're fair play, man. It did happen.
It did happen. Well, we're 4 minutes.
It just my. Mate doesn't lie.
Never 1000. That's like full this has just
turned into some like house party.
And so let me see this, Let me show you this clip.
Hold on a minute, hold on a minute.
Talk amongst yourself. Talk amongst yourselves.
Yeah, just wait. Just wait.

(58:23):
Remember what I said, Mayo? Just wait, wait, hold on.
Get a drink. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Mayonnaise fucking. I was like.
What Mayo? I told you, didn't I?
That's my podcast. He just went we.
We believed you right from the stuff.
That's like you heard about heckling Southampton.
Some guy was heckling me in Southampton and I just went.

(58:43):
Oh, this shut up. To the Heckler.
Yeah. Did he shut up?
Wait, just wait till record a page he left.
So after this right means honestly the the maddest 2 days
I've ever been out of my life. Yeah, it was heckling.
No, no, by the way, we didn't really drink it on.
You wouldn't think so. It was just we're just miles off
it loud. We are the Fafros.

(59:05):
Did you just both get there OK? Yeah, Well, well, well.
Well, that was. For half you.
Know we got, we got there, we got there on top, we travelled
the country there, Johnny, you know what I mean?
After, you know, after the country.
Want it? Two days, mate.
Do you like sauce then? What do I like sauce?

(59:26):
Cheese sauce. Like cheese sauce?
Yeah, like chicken wing blue cheese sauce.
Well, I had blue cheese sauce today for lunch.
Not just on its own, not. Just on its own.
But I went to. That's why I was, that's why I
was lit. I went to Wing stop.
I haven't been, yeah. Disappointed man I couldn't
believe like I got in at 10 pastI got in at 12:10 and I must

(59:50):
have got in at the right time. The fucking amount of people in
there. Is it TikTok?
Is it a TikTok? Thing, yeah.
Shite. Where is it?
Where was it? It was by by the Mackeys.
I was I was recently going to gofor 2 double chase.
I thought, right, I've got to behere for one.
I'll just get a quick 2 double chase because I'll be on maybe
lying my stomach a wee bit before I get on the turbo Vento

(01:00:12):
Shandies. And then I thought, oh, there's
that wing stop, I'll go in. Very disappointed.
Is this by? It's all all cheese, by the way.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's all the price, isn't
it? It was, I said just chip
something. I got 12 wings, cheesy fries
with the cheese sauce, but the cheese sauce was like, you know
when it's been left and then it starts, it starts getting across

(01:00:32):
the over it. And then I got one drink and it
was 2022 quid. Yeah, fuck it.
And the wings were the wings were you go.
To you go to Kemos mate. Yeah, fucking lovely.
I don't. Even I just thought I'll go and
check it out. I know I've heard Rick Ross is
involved a little bit or he has some restaurant.

(01:00:53):
To be fair, the hip hop tunes were absolutely the grime and
everything was blasting and like.
But good vibe but the food was just well.
It was just a little like 15 year old kids all queuing up and
going mad and I was just sittingon my own kind of trying to vibe
out to it but. Yeah, wings, man.
Shut up, nerd. You don't have wings at Wing
Stop. Nerd.
I'm. Not even in school today, but I

(01:01:15):
mean, I'm going to do my pineapple ice inside.
So I have. These ones aren't spicy are
they're not too spicy. Are they are on the grilled
cheese right? But no, they were very
disappointing. Have you got to be any any
insert more international dates,because obviously we see I've
seen you the the snowboard and whatnot.
Just that looks that festival just looks like a like a mega

(01:01:36):
festival that's. It is good.
So we're doing, we're doing, we're doing quite a lot of,
we're doing quite a lot of festivals this year.
We're doing, we're not doing a beat for this year.
We're doing, we're, we're doing candle calling.
I told I told that story thing on the last one of the night
when I I had a guest list for Cowel Fat, who were absolutely
like the biggest DJs in the world backstage with Gabelfat.

(01:01:58):
I'm fucked off Steve and Johnny Bongo and fucking and he wasn't
he wasn't. He had one.
So solid. So solid.
True. Oh yeah, 21 years ago.
I can't tell you what. That way.
Sony, Karl, why is it turned up?That's why you want the best
nights? One of the best nights I've had
in LAD. I'm trying.
To think where else? That was Eden.

(01:02:18):
What it? It was Eden, yeah.
Class, yeah. Have.
You seen that new club Universe though?
What? See the new club at Ivy for
Universe. Looks mad Looks.
Mega, don't it? Yeah, look, but I think is it a
bit out of the way? Yes, the old privilege, isn't
it? So it's just yeah.
Yeah, no, but where are we? I think we're doing.
We're doing loads of festivals. We're doing.

(01:02:39):
Have you done Glasgow? No.
Just need to be in there I. Don't know.
I'm not, I'm not in the Glastonbury if obviously if we
get it. Mean you just need to because
you just you just you just staple on that.
There's been, there's been talk of it like different years and
it's just never actually came into.
You need to do it like before, you know what I mean?
I've been, but I mean to do you need to live it?
Because it's, I'm just saying like that festival, it's the

(01:03:01):
biggest one in the country and use the biggest bingo difficulty
so well, you just need to have alittle tent there.
It means million percent. Bongos bingo tent at Glasgow.
I'll be on Mushrooms I. Don't think you'll be able to
get the innings, I'll just be onyour.
Staff and it's just scousers there anyway.
Yeah, so. If it'd be so good bongos in
there, imagine everyone on the mushrooms doing bingo, that'd be
so good. With my little cycle, we might

(01:03:25):
lose cardboard cutouts. Take it to the pyramid stage.
No, we've got, where else have we got?
We've got Dubai. Then in a few weeks we've got, I
can't even remember. We're having a wee look in the.
Cheeky balls because he's in Dubai.
Cheeky balls, yeah, that'll get you.
That'll get you 10 stretched forsaying that.

(01:03:47):
What you don't do is say that inDubai.
OK, Shake your balls goodbye, Balls off.
It's comic who went over and oneof these like Arab Princess like
from 1 old family came in like 2brasses on each arm Yeah it's
like look at you with all the honeys and all that yeah you'll

(01:04:07):
get deported now if you. Don't take him to the.
Airport Jovi motel pack. Not in but I mean he got sick in
the airport. Yeah, airport straight out or
you get like you get fucked. Don't RIP him into the crowd.
The first the first ever time wedid Dubai.
Imagine us doing our stuff therethough.
Oh no. Enjoying yourself?

(01:04:29):
Who's drinking? Let's say the first time in
Dubai. The first time we did a show
there, and this is maybe about 7or 8 years ago, we're doing it
in this like hotel rooftopy kindof thing.
It was class, but like literallyjust before I went on stage, the
hotel manager just went, oh, oh,don't mention anything about the
Quran. What I was like, that wasn't the

(01:04:52):
first. I'd say the first half an hour
of that show was just me in my head just going like, ah, don't
say Koran. If everybody's got a bingo, crap
book, book, there's reason. I was totally threw me off.
And now it's real by Koran. Koran.
So yeah, 10 stretch. Can I be boring and just

(01:05:14):
interject for? Well, you know.
Not just wait on an hour. Now I don't know what time do
you need to go home? No, because you need.
This does feel like a 5:00 in the morning.
Hey Johnny, you have to leave. I was going.
To say. The birds got work.
In the lifts? No.
Why? The birds got work at six, yeah.

(01:05:36):
Why? What we have to go?
Johnny, will you stay with? Us.
So I was saying Johnny. Can you stay for us again for
those again is. That what I was saying.
I was saying if we wrap up soon,then we can do a patron episode
with Johnny if he's got time to,if he can make it.
That's what I say. That's why I was like, Johnny,
will you fuck off for us, lad? So I have to do the school run
at half 4. That's right, I'm going to pick
up children. Turbo turbo shandied off me.

(01:05:59):
What time was it? It's only half 2.
Yeah, yeah. Do you mind staying then?
What we're doubling up again. That's fucking do.
He's the only guest I could do. They want to leave it too long
and then not be. Possible so then.
Does this episode go out? 1st or Danny with that.
I think. I think the last time the admin
was I think the sack, the the the second.

(01:06:20):
Episode. We'll stop now, it says, to be
sure what it stands again. Yeah.
We're double it up again. It's tradition.
And yeah, do you wanna, do you wanna come on the school run
with me? Yeah.
These are like, right Schools aren't.
You. Yeah, Uncle Tony, survive.

(01:06:42):
Let's go. Right guys, thank you very much
for listening to another. Game of Patreon from Part 2 or
Part 1? Yeah.
Listen, if I was used, I'd go onPatreon because someone's
getting nicked today. Makes sense.
Me or Jamie round of school sounds of Patreon.
Thank you very much. Say something about common to
the bingo. Go to the bingo bongos bingo.
Podcast or something like that. So, Johnny, you sell them us.

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