#187 - With Georges Berthonneau - Hot Water’s Green Room w/Tony & Jamie

What started as a reality star guest has blossomed into a beautiful friendship… Georges is the boy! We love him and we were buzzing to have him back for another top shelf episode! P.S. This was recorded May 21st, “Red Devils Day” was the Europa League Final.

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Let's get into the episode regarding Yeah, let's get this.

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Fucking party. It's Red Devil day.
It's the red devil's. Red Devil's Day Devil.
'S day chin chin. The Red devil too.
Far away one. No.
There you go. Look at that.
I'm getting fitting like a move.Oh yeah, Shane.
Touching swords, that's what we.Like yes, we're back bro, you
were saying what was what was you discussing before apart from

(02:04):
politics? We were saying about George what
watched a clip of ours, our blind rank and our our bevy
situation. So like, obviously we had the
Kate Train cans, didn't we? Yes.
We had like, beer garden beers. It was all about.
I remember the beers, Yeah. You ranked them out like 5 and
yeah, you said like toilet beers.
And you asking about wine and you said to me like wine, and I

(02:26):
said I like a good red wine withsteak.
You start to laugh and call me abum.
This is all off camera, by the way, just catching up.
Sure. Yeah, like Ruin, I said to him.
Don't you think why I'm mistake in her?
And he's lying because I've had you.
Don't lad, but. When I go out for restaurant,
cook food, food, meals. No, but I've been out for food
with you. I've never had a steak with.

(02:47):
You and you get you get. Just beer, lad.
Why? Why are you trying to show off?
I don't I. Don't I don't have a wine with a
bacon and chips from black stockmarket.
What I'm saying that I have a wine when I go for steak.
Right, we'll go for a steak and wine that.
Sounds OK When do you want to be?
In you whenever, whenever. Sound OK?
Danny's invited. He can't.

(03:08):
Order food he can't order. Food he's not allowed to wear
himself, He's. The most nervous man in the
world. Can I have a?
Yeah, exactly A. Water, please.
That's the one. Is it with Lehman?
Yeah. Would you like that?
Right. Common please.
Common. I'm.

(03:28):
Sorry, you're asking a lot of favours off me.
You laugh. You laugh.
I know that game's over. You striked out.
You. Laugh you.
Laugh you. Laugh.
You're out of strikes. What?
What are your strikes for? What have you done?
Being late, it's been a really bad day today.
Just hold off, General. You know, you give me a strike.
Do you ever watch Which watch? I watch it all.
OK, well you're he's allowed to be like.
Yeah, it's not though, is it? Oh.
He is, he doesn't. Watch not on Red Devil Day any

(03:50):
other day, but not Red Devil Day.
You're the only Red Devil here. I know, but we're a family.
We're a family. You're the three best friends
anyone could have. We will, we want to be, but you
know, everyone's out for themselves.
No, no loyalty anymore, George. Like.
This one George got here. Yeah, I went.
I was giving a big hug in that yeah, I just just get changed

(04:10):
somewhere. I went yeah yeah sound just all
of you on my track. He's like no perfect mate,
whatever I could do with a number as well.
I went oh, we've got numbers. What I've got numbers.
No, I need a number 2 mate with the toilet.
I went. Oh, he put.
Me in He put me in the toilet and I couldn't flush the toilet.
The toilet wasn't working. I.
Was like a. Brand new establishment.

(04:31):
The shit's gone. Don't worry, I have flushed it.
I picked it up and I put it in the bin.
You'll never. Oh God.
I'll be nice to protest from an open spot that.
'D be good, wouldn't it? Great stuff I'd do.
I'm surprised an open mic hasn'tdone that before.
Yeah, that's a proper rugby thing, isn't it?
You spot your boys, all of that.Just weird shit.
Yeah, Yeah. I think like you just.

(04:52):
Suck, they can go. It's funny though.
No, I've never sucked a Dick. I mean, I've been in a I've been
in a changing room where someonegot assaulted in the shower
sexually, yeah, with a condom and a carrot.
But he. Are.
You ready for this? He broke his leg.
He slipped in the shower as everyone was fucking trying.

(05:15):
Everyone. Like.
There was one person. Well, there was like 3 or 4
people. This is not bad in the rugby
team. There's the boys that are
laughing. There are the boys at the
initiators. Yeah, and there are boys are
getting bummed. What?
What position in rugby equates to the biggest instigators?
So is it all like? It could be any position.
Can't just scrum ass being a little nerd.

(05:35):
They are, they're not. They are little, that's correct.
But they're normally, yeah, they're normally quite live
wise, like it just depends. Sometimes it's your best player,
sometimes it's you. I'm actually going to work right
and your job's rugby and you know you're doing something you
love and then you get by a carrot.
I don't break I. Mean this, this was at college,
so I mean this is a professional.

(05:56):
Job. I'm just going to play the game
that you love and getting a car and just showed up your ass
missing and then breaking your leg.
I'm missing the season. Missing your exams but.
The thing is why? Did you?
Why did? You sit on the chair.
Why did you why did you get in uni?
Got my current shut up. I think it happened to exter

(06:17):
uni. There was an issue and it was in
the papers and then all collegesand universities were like, any
more initiations you're out. Yeah.
So it was like around that time where we had that.
Yeah, yeah. So the following year, but like,
you know what first year union'slike.
So Edward Cider hands 2. Last two weeks.
OK, Yeah, well, you would have done a.
You call them Edward Sizer. Yeah, that's what this called

(06:39):
Edward Cider Hands. I said this situation.
Yeah, but they they stress Sizer2.
Is it the fight? What's cider Jacks?
How big are the bottles? Oh God they're big.
Like 2. Yes, I used to like them two.
Liters. Yeah.
So they what the people do, theygaffer tape 2 bottles of cider.
That's why it's called Edward Cider Hands and you have.
Cider hands, Yes, I thought you just mispronouncing Scissor a

(07:00):
sizer because you're from down South.
I'm not fucking German. I'm from.
I'm from the South. I'm not fucking German.
Fucking guy. I'm not fucking inept in the
brain. Jesus, you're funny man.

(07:20):
You keep correcting me. Like why is he correcting?
I'm saying sorry he keeps going.Scissorhands.
Scissorhands. Size.
Yeah, the Jamie. I get it.
It's scissorhands. I'm saying scissorhands.
That's fucking class that though, so you just have them
there and you're just like, yeah.
Yeah, and and you? Can't hear it out?
Will they take him off? But you're done.
No, no, I know. Fuck, you know.
Joe, what was he got published? Forward it on me.

(07:45):
Think it was a good Pokémon cyber?
Cypher Yeah, yeah, at least say it properly.
Just stop all those Pokémon chats for.
What are we talking about? I fucking love Pokémon.
Pokémon. I bet you used to wank over
Clefairy, didn't you? No, she was a bit too innocent
for me. Chancy, the nurse I like, could.
Do Jenny the nurse for her. I like it.
That's Jinx. Mr. They looks like Nicki Minaj.

(08:07):
Yeah, Nick Jinx looks like your mum.
Your mum looks like Nicki Minaj.One looks like.
I used to. I used to like a little fucking
Arbuck. Me.
Arbuck, Yeah. Wear it like a belt, yeah.
Like round your neck. What's your Oh my God, that's a
good idea. Yeah, yeah, that round my neck.

(08:28):
Fucking balls deep and a star you.
I didn't do it initiation in uniby the way.
OK. I don't drama.
I did drama. Yeah, yeah, OK, we got there.
Everyone was just rolling arounddancing on the floor, screaming.
I was like what the fucks this? Bit bit too it was.
Just out there for me. I was like, I couldn't do that.

(08:49):
You've got to really be comfortable with who.
You are really flexible to roll around on the floor.
You could do like a work. You could lie on your like like
this and just roll. Yeah, but we said no, so.
Imagine walking in and getting like introducing a class.
It was always about a week late into the UNI class instead,
already been out there, you knoweach other for a week and you
open a door and they're just rolling around screaming on the

(09:11):
floor. I was like, yeah, yeah, I what
the fuck? I.
Went to improv classes and we had we had one lesson paid £100
for this course and the first lesson was learning how to clap
in time. Clap you've.
Got cheeks or hands? No, because I was going to say
that would have been a prostitute if you paid £100 to
her. Clap cheeks.

(09:31):
You've got you've got ad off there you.
Know, I know. Yeah, put them in a clap.
Clap. Oh shit, you fuck off you bum.
Have you ever done any? Did you ever do German or
anything like that too? Very, quite good you good on
screen you. Flirting with me.
It's just fit the winner what it's.
Just fit the winner. 6 out of 10with an 8 out of 10 personal.

(09:54):
Ohh you know personal is well worse than your looks.
You're fucking you're. No seriously, my personality
carries. You're well fit one.
Nah, I I won't sleep with you bythe way.
Punch quit, though. You fucking well fuck country
you start happening and got a carrot in my pocket.

(10:16):
I've got a condom in my bag, notdisabled body.
I look like a rugby player. Thank you, Julian.
So, yeah. So obviously when you've been on
screen, you know, you're quite comfortable on the cameras.
Why you thought, did you ever doit when you were younger?
No. So small sports I was.
Shit at drama because I couldn'trelax and I could.
I was always thinking about whatpeople were thinking of and then

(10:38):
it's really weird, I think. So I now host a radio show and
after one show they were like, you either get it or you don't
and you got it like on day one. And they were like, how?
And it's like I go back to what we first spoke about like a year
and a bit ago about streaming. I genuinely think of course
streaming helped me with transferable shit.

(10:59):
You just talking to yourself. You just changed shit to
yourself for like. 3 or 4 hours if no one's talking to you.
Let's say you've got a dead channel.
Yeah. You don't sit there in silence
and go, oh, killed him. Yeah, well, Jamie might, but you
know I. Think he'd be a good steamer?
I think he'd be the next I show speed.
Yeah, if you. I sound of angry ginger.

(11:19):
I'll just be sad fat Ginge. But.
Then you've got an angry Ginge. You could be Jamie Ginge.
Jamie Ginge. Sad fat Ginge.
Sad, fat, lonely skinned Ginge. It'll be.
Too long. I think of a name.
We'll rebrand that you. Do.
Some marketing on that? I.
Think. So yeah.
We just need to get you to settle.

(11:40):
We need to stream. These you could live stream
these and at the end you could do a little cue.
You're not that. Too.
No, we couldn't. APC me man.
Danny, Danny Danny edges money editing these.
How did you get your computer? You don't.
You just fucking do it on a phone.
Stream on a phone. Yeah.
When I go to France I wouldn't take my fucking 2000 LB

(12:01):
computer. It cost me a lot of money to
take over. Like I just.
Stream on my phone, so I put my phone there.
Danny could have the phone there.
And you get on the laptop. You mean me at all?
Like, oh you, you doing jigsaws,doing your phone stream, jigsaws
stream. Jigsaws, there's a there's a way
of getting it set up. You just get stream labs on your
phone or whatever. It's yeah, streaming.
And it will show me. Oh, yes, yeah.

(12:22):
You show me how? Danny, just come to yours every
day and you'll. Just be there, Jigsaw.
There. So yeah, I've got a Titanic
jigsaw I'm working on, but. You should do the What's the
Lego? The really, really expensive
one, The what's the one that do plot and the the Star Wars

(12:42):
Chewbacca, Chewbacca and R. 2D2 and that no.
Otherwise, you like you like. I mean, you look like you like I
don't like anything. Han Solo and Chewbacca.
That was it. What's the big fucking ship?
Oh, deaf stuff. No star faders ship.
Make a drive. Hello Death Star, hello Hola.
There's a man in a red T-shirt and no hair.

(13:02):
Yeah, he's a Reggie. Don't don't say his name three
times. You'll take you suck this off
your. Candy man, Candy man.
I actually can't see if he has hair, so I just commented on
something I have no clue about. Yeah, just say that.
Quiet. I'm not really guy for games.
George game not really guy for games.
I thought your manager Joe football manager and sort of

(13:26):
text based games. I don't like shooting arc.
I don't like the anxiety if I could die but.
You like Dungeons and Dragons? I like the kitchen game.
Kitchen game is good. Kissing game.
Kissing game. Yeah, monopoly.
Yeah, the. Kitchen game.
Bet you caused a few arguments. And you?
I was sick of Monopoly. No, I just, I used, I just used
to play on CD. Yeah, it's like.
What's the kitchen game called? CD.

(13:46):
Isn't it like bit life like? It's not like.
Yeah, I played, I played, I played like.
This beer is in the way of your face.
Oh thanks, just lost a bit. Oh.
Did you want it? I'll just remove this prone out
of the way so you can see. You said that's handsome, so I'm
trying. To seduce the man.
Yeah, but life is like a like AI.
Thought I was explaining. It's just like a life

(14:07):
simulation. You're not, it's not a kissing
game. You just like get like wake and
stuff like that, you know what Imean?
But Tony uses it to kiss people and calls it the Kissing Game.
Do you kiss the screen? No, we were first.
The character you sold as a bit where you can get into high
school and you get to kiss people, and I just replayed that
over all the time. Yeah, I played Love Island for
me and got in a love triangle and I had too much anxiety over

(14:29):
trying to pick between. Is that when you downloaded Love
Island? Yeah.
Oh, so it's like, it's like thatgenre.
Yeah, it's like. Yeah, my, my, it's like. 16 and
it's like they were like naked all the time and.
No, it's like Tyrone made your eggs in the morning, but he's
got bad breath. Do you kiss him?
And I'm like, yeah, kiss him. I'll just turn the app off, go

(14:52):
back on it and do it again. Oh.
You like that movie, what's called Live Die, Repeat.
Yours is live, KISS, repeat. Yeah, that's it.
Nice live kiss, repeat. New genre.
That's a good T-shirt. Yeah, live.
Kiss, kiss. Repeat.
Live. Kiss, Rave.
Repeat. Rave.
Repeat OK, making money, we'd like it.

(15:14):
I like kissing. Do you like kissing?
I it depends what I'm kissing, but I like kissing.
Do you like Kiss Steven? Get a good kisser.
I think I'm a great kisser. Not a big mouth because I'm
French. Yeah, I do.
I've got big lips and a big mouth.
Yeah. Bro oh SH, that's the money
shot. You got a thumbnail.
Baby, baby. Don't don't make me drop

(15:39):
anything. The last thing?
Last thing Eclipse sees. I mean, you get told you go
kiss, you get told you go kiss her.
Yeah, That's always nice, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah. It was nice.
So I was, I get told, surprisingly good.
But you'd be very surprisingly good.
I, like you, expect that you're not going.
To be excellent, expecting you to have a tongue.
For example, looking like I was like just don't know what I'm

(16:00):
doing but I got ball game. Is that, is that like, did you
ever like the classic question when you're younger?
Did you ever like? Kiss the pillow.
Kiss your hand or kiss your dolls pillow.
Kiss your doll. Pillow.
You met. No.
Pillow. Pillow.
Oh, a pillow. Yeah.
Sorry, the accent. Yeah, you fucked me there.
I got caught when I was 5. I got caught kissing me sisters

(16:22):
Barbie dolls. Yeah, I put a bra on a pillow
and some your mum's bra and a pillow and some socks.
Your mum's bra. Yeah, she had big knockers.
How big? So I could put gym socks in.
I like big knockers. Yeah, well, the sagging out, but
it's OK. So I could just feel like, you
know what it's like to. Feel a bra?

(16:42):
I didn't need that, I just done it to myself.
You could have been the boys practice go.
For lunch money? What did you do for lunch money?
Gets lads in my school to grab me tits.
Oh shit. How much An hour?
Yeah, they'll just give me, do you know, like a free school
meal dinner card? Yeah, I used to just get like 5

(17:05):
or 6 them. Oh wow, that's.
It was the days yeah, I used to yeah, I got caught when I was 5.
I used to used to rob me just meBarbie dolls.
My dad caught me in in his in his bed with like must have been
20 your. Dad caught you in.
His in his bed. Yeah, because it was a big bed,
but I laid all 20 Barbies in thebed with me.

(17:26):
Wow. So you were practicing an orgy.
Practice and what the fuck you? Were trying to basically meet
you have. Seen the future basically is
yours you're. Tony Heffner.
Seen yes I was only 5 then. Oh wow and I used to my dad said
they used to just after me tea and that I used to just get the
Barbie doll. Just kiss just a Dick isn't it?
Just kiss Barbie dolls all my mum.
Was worried to me because she thought I had a crush on me.
Action man so. Well, the one with no Dick.

(17:49):
No drag he's got. Because they just have like.
You know what I mean? It's got like the buzzy head.
Have you just put a hound? A buzz cut.
Yeah. Oh, OK, yeah, I'm.
So fucking confused. I've been looking at you the
whole time. I've literally just blinked and
I'm like well this fucking Guinness well I mean lace me or
something. Trying to make me a Red Devils

(18:11):
fan. You've been lost in my eyes.
Yeah, I mean, I've got don't bite your.
Lips. And he has, yeah, it's a little
buzzy head. And I used to just used to sit
and watch, like Family Fortunes and that.
And I just think, you know, whatdo you think?
He's like eggs. Oh, you did good.
He doesn't talk to you, he does in your head.

(18:31):
And then I'm bonfiring out. Yeah, we blew him up.
He's trapped into trapped into afirework.
See what? Like in Toy Story.
Like not true story. 03 more, but I was like, yeah, we'll do.
Who's we, Jamie? Because I don't think that was
you. I think, I think, I think you
got. I got peer pression, so.
And yeah, I've got this, I've got this gay action man.
I don't even like kiss. Oh, Darren.

(18:54):
You call him Darren. Darren the action man, yeah.
Oh. Action, Darren.
Condolences if you're called Darren.
Yeah. And what was it like?
You know the cousins was going to swim through all your
friends. The boy mates like oh just need
someone distraught to show you action man.
Oh no, I can't. Can't do that.
Can't find him? An autistic brother sucks on it
and that. Don't go and get it lads.

(19:19):
I might go around to yours and say hi, I'm Darren Do.
You want to blame me out. Because he said nothing will
happen, so it will come back down.
We'll see where it lands. There's a firework.
But then obviously it's like oneof his limbs come down, man.
He's like blown off just. He just had his leg left.
That's all we could say. I imagine he's somewhere in the

(19:41):
field in garden. But if you think about it now
when you're younger, I think because basically your mum had
like thought you were your fancyJackson man and now you're
older, you know, you do have tend to have some.
Big action, man. Tendencies, don't you so?
Well, because I was watching George's vest.
It's a good vest. It's a great vest got.

(20:01):
A little bit baggy though Excel.And I was like, oh, it's a.
Bit big be tight on me, George. So yeah.
Maybe. That will be you think I've just
I've got a couple of X's before the X.
OK. Speaking of exes.
We are the best in the game, yeah.

(20:24):
That Jamie is almost as good as getting a blowjob said.
Well done. Can we talk about Ekin Blobkart
Yang? We.
Won't say your name. You can.
You can. Say ekin who?
Ekin what I can blood clot young.

(20:50):
How many beers did you have before this?
Yeah, I was just finished one. I just happened.
I might have to say this stuff. Before I just happened, you was
you. She'd laugh You for Love Island
bro. That's grim.
No, she didn't. She was still with me.
Even fucking worse. Yeah, it's falling off.
So you. Know what happened looking.
Back looking back now, I laugh at it that I tolerated that

(21:12):
behaviour. It's objectively falling on it,
yeah. So was was it?
Is it prerecorded? Prerecorded.
There's a. Love Island?
Yeah, no. Is it a no no?
No. So she was with him and then.
Oh shit, so you're actually watching as I didn't.
Fuck did I watch it but I couldn't not watch it because it
was fucking everywhere on social.
You had to watch it because you have to.
It was everywhere. No, if you're not a fan of it,

(21:33):
you have to watch it. Didn't watch it and.
Then she was like, I'll see you when you're out.
I didn't watch it but it was fucking everywhere.
Did you give her not permission?What did you say that sound and
see on your own? She basically she went on Big
Brother. Was it When is Big Brother
start? Her last year.
Yeah, she fucked herself. She went from being loved to.

(21:57):
Everything. Oh God.
Everything. She's always up and fucked.
I'm always finds out everyone. They needed a they needed a
villain, allegedly, but she justkind of just played herself.
And you know what? Like I met her when she was
pretty fucking low. Good time to get them.
I mean, that's what she said. She said I would have never had

(22:17):
her if it hadn't have been for her Big Brother.
So I was like. Cheers, that's a red flag.
In her face. Cheers babe, thanks.
I mean that was a few months into we've had, but I was like,
well, that's fine, you're not where you were, you're further
ahead. Anyway, Long story short, knew
that she was going on the show, knew that she was going there to
kind of rebrand re kind of buildher image back up and yeah, she

(22:42):
kind of fucked me over. Really not kind of she just
totally fucked me over. Had two boyfriends at one point,
didn't speak to me for 8 days post show.
She had her phone for eight days.
She messaged me once going I'm overwhelmed.
I went, yeah, cool. Guess what?
Yeah, you're better off. Oh my God, I'm so much better

(23:03):
with that. And I learned so much from, you
know what's really funny? You're so free is I'm actually
single now, whereas the last time I was here I was with
Pegasaurus Rex. You was Oh.
Peggy Suman Yeah, they're both very similar characters.
One was a lot more loving and wanted to see me and the other
one but like very similar kind of traits in, you know, what
they expected and what they needed and what I gave them.

(23:26):
So I think the way I look at it is I've learned really fucking
big lessons. But you have to, you have to
admit though, you can. It must have been tough though
as well. Oh my God, I tried every fucking
night for like the show was what, six weeks?
So I'd probably say 6 to 8 weeksbecause it was like first week,
no. And then second week I kept just

(23:48):
seeing shit. Just fucking broke me.
I started therapy. Never.
I'm not that guy. I don't need therapy.
No, I'm not saying therapy is a bad thing.
Anyone who goes to therapy that played you?
But it fucking broke me so. I just don't get a lot like.
But I'm great now so you can abuse the shit I mean.
People should People should justbe honest though, shouldn't

(24:08):
they? People should just be honest.
That's I'll give you a hug map. I can't be asked.
This is men's mental health. Hey, how good do you feel?

(24:37):
I feel better after that. Thinking about you.
What about sorry? Darren the action man.
Sorry, all I say is though, listen, it is, it is what it is.
You know, she's obviously wasn'tmeant for you and that's fine

(24:59):
for her as well. But I just you should be
honestly shouldn't if you, if you don't want to be in the
relationship or you shouldn't have, she shouldn't have said
let's we'll stay together and then go into that.
Yeah. I mean she.
Just she just spoke to you before.
Yeah, but that's what we said. We were like, we'll stay
together because we were literally on the was it the
second? I think it was the 2nd of
January. So I spent Boxing Day at hers.

(25:20):
With the gifts. She met my parents and my family
at a family shindig in December.We did New Year's Eve together
and New Year's Day and then the second.
Then I left and we were going tobreak up.
I was like, right, this is it, This Is Us.
And she went. I don't want to.
No, she was over. She was.

(25:40):
I was like, do you want to do this?
And she was like, no, I don't. I was like, well, why are we
breaking up then? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was like, why are we? I was like, go do your thing.
I'm not going to fucking watch. I will get over it in my own
way. That's not me.
I don't really want to fuck you.Because she needed that for her.
That's how far I was willing to go for the relationship.
But again, I just gave too much.It's like with the Peggy

(26:00):
relationship, I just did. I bent over too much for these
girls. No carrots, but you know.
Do. You think reality TV has skewed
their expectations? And I think the reality of
reality TV is that so many people think they've got a
future, they think they're special, they think they're the
one. Plus, they're all just a fucking

(26:24):
very small. They all say I'm really ready
for this. The reality is do not breath.
You say Fucking love is blind. Oh fucking Devin, mate.
I was with a on a podcast yesterday with a guy who was the
villain from the first series, Sam something.

(26:45):
Do you watch? Blind, Really tall, like 6-3. 6
I don't watch Eden retail. I'll see.
No, guy, the brummy guy didn't sound brummy.
What was his stick? What was he?
He was the. Villain of Yeah.
Jimmy was good in series 6 of USA.

(27:07):
That's. Just a country.
Yeah, this series 6 series was fine.
He stuck in the love triangle with one who was, like I'm
saying, traditionally traditionally beautiful, and one
who was traditionally centered half. 6 foot 6 foot 5 foot 10
She's she gets the boys excited.And and, she said.

(27:31):
And the one who's not, I mean, it's an iconic moment.
I don't want Gardener for looks and stuff, but she goes, yeah,
I've been told what? Like, oh, what's she called that
Transformers? She's like Megan Fox.
You look like Megan Fox. So he picks her.
Oh my God, you are not Megan Foxfucking.
Maximus Prime 1 or fucking a Decepticon exactly because she's

(27:54):
deceptive as. Fuck, she was so loved.
The girl was like, whoa, you've sold down the river there, and
he got painted as the villain because the other girl was like,
sweet banging. Yeah.
Was she really? I couldn't do love as blind I I
would struggle so much. Because I just wouldn't put
that. I just want to personally, I
wouldn't just go on a reality TVshow.
I think you should. I'd do that you I think.

(28:15):
So was fucking good. I think you still.
Love that Tony, I I like you do personal stuff like that.
I don't like the air out. You know what I mean?
Give. Us the most personal thing
you've ever been open about. What are you?
Right now. I've been, I've been open about
everything. I am very open, very open about
family life, very open about relationship.

(28:36):
Well, not relationships only just because it's, I tend to
fall very quickly. So then I'll say, Oh yeah, I'm
going on a base and that then it'll go horrifically.
Or have you seen someone and they get ghosted?
And then it's just I come back and he's laugh at me.
So ruthless. Game.
No, not laugh at me, but you know what I mean.
But I should be some of the fun sometimes.
I get excited sometimes and go, oh, you know what I mean, This

(28:59):
is the future. I have a rule with things like
that, yeah. I never talk about it until I've
sealed the deal or it's done. Yeah.
That's what sounds. Any, any job, any contract,
anything. So there's one of the boys that
went on the show with me and he was I'm getting a Range Rover
for nine months. He went on about a fucking range
over. Still doesn't have fucking have
one. It's been like a year and a

(29:19):
half. Like just don't talk about shit
and. Tipping is it, but.
Some people. Sometimes, though, they're
trying to finger into existence,aren't they?
Oh yeah, it's like the secret. I'm going to get Saturday.
Only a weekend. I'm going to see my Dick soon.
I'm going to see my Dick soon. You do that now, don't you?
I hope. People do the Dick.

(29:40):
Oh. Actually, he sees his Dick.
Wow. What's it like?
You want to put Rouse in the universe so soon?
Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome, people, to
see the Dick. I am helping people see their
Dick. Yeah, I get DMS all the time.
Like hey man, do you want to better yourself?
No, fuck off. What?
I mean, good luck seeing that. Thanks.

(30:02):
No, but I think people should want the help first.
Yeah, but I think The thing is right, you either want the help.
So I'm an online health and fitness coach.
One of the best, I'll tell you that.
Thank you. I haven't worked yet, but I'm
sure maybe. Yeah, maybe.
I mean, I did. I did say.
That some we've had the conversation chat.
Yeah, we. Have from there you don't worry

(30:23):
about it. I think we're both single men.
I think. We can chat in a box.
You're happily, you know. I think the biggest reality with
it all right is you can like theidea of it and want it, but so
many people start and just give up because they don't really
want it. You've got to look at yourself

(30:43):
and go. That is, I fucking feel
horrible. I want to change this because
you either. Also as well the surroundings
that you sometimes. Social pressures are.
That's the worst. That's my biggest thing.
My biggest problem I have. I have lost a lot of weight
before, a few times. I'm not one to start things.

(31:05):
I'm not finish it, but I very rarely start them because I have
to change a lot of things. It's not just one, It's not just
a couple of things. I have to change my whole
lifestyle. Well, that's the thing, the.
Whole lifestyle but. You're only going to get results
if you change your lifestyle. Just surrounded by toxic man.
As well. It's not.
It's like lockdown. It's like lockdown, right?
Yeah, lockdown. There was nothing else to do.

(31:26):
A lot of people put on weight and lockdown.
Everyone. I've lost, I lost nearly 5 stone
lockdown, Yeah, because there was nothing else to do.
But as soon as the pub as well, as soon as the pub's got open
again and there was a party, I put all back on.
Thank you. And that's that's the problem
because it's your surroundings. I I have I have foam a lot.

(31:47):
OK, you you don't. I'm missing out.
My biggest advice to anyone is that there's never going to be a
perfect time to start because you can start tomorrow, but your
first day could just be you knowwhat?
What would you, what would you give advice then?
Because there'd be a lot of people like myself who listen to
this. Oh we have loads of healthy
people watch this. No, we don't.
We have people like us. Why you laughing, Jamie?

(32:10):
Because all our fans are fat andugly.
But there are fans and we love. Thanks for following guys.
Like comment, George, what advice would you give people out
if if they're basically, I'm going to say it like this
motivated. They're not motivated, but they
I was going to say them. Scared of taking their T-shirt

(32:32):
off in the swimming baths. Swimming baths What's the
swimming bath? Swimming bath.
Just like public pools. Oh.
Yes, Bath. It's a big ass bath.
Yeah, I'd take showers and all that.
Anyway, forgot me question. You would you would what do
people? What's the biggest piece of
advice I can give to people thathaven't started or want to lose

(32:52):
weight or anything like that? Yeah, it was a certain thing
though, but it's pretty much why.
Oh yeah, who aren't? You don't really like their own
company? OK.
Like they're in company. Yeah, yeah.
OK. That's a massive thing, you
know. Yeah, you know I know.
Lonely. You can't just, yeah, you can't
just sit there and just, and youcan go to the gym and you can
eat healthy all day. And then there's that, that time

(33:12):
on your own, that voice in your head, well, you know, you, you
get bored after a few days and you think, oh, I want to go for
a pint. And then a pint leads to the
things. So which then, then the next day
you wake up and because you've done all them things that I
before, you're unmotivated, you're eating shit.
And it's a cycle like that that's been going on for about 5
years. So my for.

(33:33):
For a mate of mine. For a mate of mine, yeah.
I know a guy. I know a guy.
I know a guy. My mate.
Yeah. My biggest piece of advice to
anyone is there's never going tobe a perfect condition to start.
Just start. Doesn't matter how big or small.
Don't start too big. Don't start with this week I'm
going to eat chicken and rice salad blah blah blah.

(33:54):
I'm going to walk. Just do.
One thing on day one. Small changes just.
Do one thing. I started eating porridge.
There you go. Fuck it.
Fantastic. Porridge, not water, not milk.
With beer. Great.
Fantastic. Porridge, porridge and chaya
seeds. Shire seat.
To your seats, whatever the thank you.
It's how they call cheer seat changes.

(34:18):
Yeah, I'm on the porridge Ting now, mate.
Porridge Ting. Yeah, porridge Ting.
London, bro. I'm.
Like Goldilocks broom, the Lauren Lauren does be shopping
and that. Yeah, let me blow on that Ting
for you. So I want I want porridge the OR
what type this old site sent outof that.

(34:39):
That's the one. Who's that sailor?
The sailor guy with the Captain Oats?
Nah, but the captain, did you say Captain Oats?
I think what you mean. Quakers.
Yeah. Yeah, Captain Quakers.
Yeah, I Was that his name? Yeah, I.
Don't fucking. Know yeah, I've got bird's eye
in the freezer, Quaker in the cupboard I've got.
Bird's eyes. What?

(35:02):
Because he's fish finger balls, he's going to sit up and check.
So yeah, my biggest piece of advice is just start with
something. If it's if you drink 7 fucking
days a week, try 6, and then five, and then four, and then
walk a little bit more, eat a little bit less and all of a
sudden you'll go fucking hell, gene size down.

(35:25):
It's literally, I'm not a fucking magician.
Every coach out there coaches the same shit.
I'm not trying to get you ready to go on fucking stage and
compete the next Mr. Olympia, trying to make you fucking live
long. It's about longevity of life,
right? Some people want to be here for
a good time, a long time. Great, fantastic.
You could be here for a good time and a long time.

(35:48):
But not as good. No, equally as good.
Equally as good. I don't have a six pack.
I don't have a six pack. I'm fucking drinking beers with
you guys. But I train six days a week.
I've walked 10,000 steps every day.
No, but it's not a trainer I should be.
But then sounds you're sitting there playing Pokémon Simulator

(36:08):
every six hours. Talk about Con simulator.
Go on then. What is it then, Jamie?
It's an emulator. Big boy words, we like it.
He is slap ISIS on the couch, Yeah.
And watch like fucking just absolute shit.
Yeah. And you could do and I could be
doing that stuff like that in the house.
You could watch your shows, you could play your emulator, get a

(36:30):
walking pad. What's a walking path?
It's a it's a treadmill without a top, so you just press go,
speed it up and walk. Can you fall off the door?
I mean, yeah, of course, Ken. You can fall over walking in the
street A. Fucking walking path.
Yeah, genuinely, I'm not even joking.
Sounds like some pensioners haveto stop the fucking piss coming

(36:52):
out the minge. Just off doubt.
Yeah, yeah, that's the one. So therefore I want to do an
opposite for PT. Like instead of training six
days a week, why don't you stop being boring and come out for
three days? I have a day of hangover
recovery. So you want to do on, off, on,
off. So you want to train?
No, I want to do what you do, but instead of training people
to be healthy, I train people tobe a laugh.

(37:13):
You'd make a killing. You'd make so much money.
Save it to be unhealthy. Yeah.
No, no, not an healthy. Just fine coach you to be
unhealthy. Unhealthy than you already.
Are I'm in great shape, but I'vegot no mates help me when I go
right First thing is put the protein shake down.
Put the protein shake down. We're going to the pub.
No, no, we're in rounds. It doesn't matter that I wanted

(37:35):
crispy in my round Doesn't matter you pay the extra 8 to
pay or whatever it is. Now you're a laugh.
Do you know what I mean? Coach people to not be your
fucking little weapon. This.
Is just a coach. You see a lilac coach carnivore.
I don't. Have you seen them?
Oh no, there's loads. Carnivore eats can't, There's
stuff like that. Yeah.
Is he ginger? Yeah.
Yeah, I know what you mean. Right.
Like, I listen, I respect anyonewho does who does does what

(37:58):
yourself do and and about being in that shape and stuff.
It's such strict like discipline.
Yeah, but I mean I. Think such a bad for?
Same for same people. It's it's strict this discipline
to what? Well, what what I've got anyway.
But this coach does the name Coach Carnivore.
Carnivore eats like, he looks like he's depressed, man.
Don't he like some of the stuff he has?

(38:21):
Yeah. He's like he's you can enjoy a
night out and then he goes out and he just drinks like soda
water. He goes, yeah.
I think I've seen him and he's partying and I'm like, you look
like as fun. But he makes like his own
Easter. I was blind.
He makes his own Easter eggs outor just like mincemeat.
And that pardon like breath come.
On he's like, you don't have to miss out on Easter this year.

(38:42):
Here's my mince beefies. What the fuck?
Is wrong with people. But see, that's my biggest
thing. I couldn't do shit like that.
I couldn't be vegan, can be vegetarian.
I want a beer from time to time.I want to go out for dinner.
I want to enjoy myself. Yeah, you know, fucking out.
When I go on a date, do you think I'm sat there and I'm just
like, oh, sorry, I can't have a drink tonight.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

(39:04):
Five and drive. Sorry.
Can I snitch on George what he does on on date George?
George. Can you?
So he told me. Oh, so you text each other as
well? Yeah, of course we do.
Yeah, You didn't want my number last time.
Totally do. That's why I hooked.
Them what is that? What happened?
Best mate. Yeah, because I'm trying to take
your place. I'm just going to dye my beer
ginger and so shitting myself. And so George sometimes when he

(39:32):
takes girls back, watches his episode with like the last
episode on here to the girls. Yeah, I actually did.
That's so funny. That's just.
So funny. There's a Comic Con on a
circuit. It's a gay comic called Any
Fortune. You know any daughter.
He told me that when he goes on grand then he gets lads and I

(39:54):
comes round, he watch my stand up on YouTube.
He says I shagged you all the time.
That's fucking boss. Yeah, literally.
I had a girl come over. So you're just creating new fans
every time with these for us? Yeah.
Oh. She might be a patron now.
And the girls as well. Yeah, girls, she.
Might be a girl. Sexy girl Sexy girl.

(40:15):
She might be a patron now. She might be what he is
actually. Do you do you enjoy the episode?
Yeah, she was like, you're already funny, you shouldn't
stand up because that's what youguys said last time.
And I was like, no, I shouldn't.You should have a guy I.
Actually went four weeks where every week I had a girl being
like, you should do stand up. I don't think I'm.
I think I'm situationally funny or like I hold onto information,

(40:38):
Yeah. And then I retain it and
release. It it's a lot different than you
when you get on stage if. You put me in front of a room
for the people. I just take my clothes off like
you. Create your own situations and
lie. I'm see, I struggle lying.
I actually struggle lying. I do too.
I don't lie, I'm just, yeah, don't make stand up sound harder

(41:02):
than it is. It's easier.
Anyone who's trying to do stand.Up as long as you've got
confidence. Confidence.
Like don't. Listen to Jamie.
It's foot. It is hard.
I had to put weight, hard work and shovel.
Lads, you had the same set sinceshe was 10.
You're still doing the Cowan Chicken joke.
No, I. Brought it back, I brought it

(41:22):
back. He was on his shelf for 20
years. Come on, tell us a joke.
I've never heard it, so I want to hear.
It So basically I went out in inthe West side village by my head
in a few pubs I've seen this girl.
The start of the joke. Don't tell him the story mate.
Oh no tell him the joke. This is the trying to give

(41:44):
yourself too much preamble. Give him the joke bro.
Don't tell him the situation after.
OK, a cow gets onto a bus. The bus is busy to chalk head.
There's no seats and there's oneseat next to the chicken and the
car goes over the chicken and hegoes moo and the chicken just

(42:05):
doesn't say nothing, just looks away.
So the car was like, Oh no. So he goes up and down the bus
sees any of the seats, there's no other seats.
There's only one seat left next to the chicken.
So he goes back down. He goes to the chicken, moo
chicken just like shut up one. And then the car looks around
again, no more seats. 4th, right?
Well last time it goes to the chicken moo and the chicken goes

(42:27):
fuck off. You fucked it up, the cow says.
Move, not just move. Oh yeah, that's it.
See, I forgot my old joke. I mean, I was laughing whilst
you were telling me the story and then the punchline.
Killed. I would have remembered if it
would have told the, you know, the the back story, the back
story of it. But then Jamie Rush needs to
contest out on me. A lot of pressure.

(42:49):
Well, this isn't. That's because the Jamie just
won't let me be me. You always have to love Jamie.
Why are you trying? To still decide the that's what
I keep him. I think, I think once I perfect
that joke, there's going to be no hold on to me.
I'm going to be going, I'm goingto be playing Wembley with that.
I think you should offer some. Let's do some work shopping,
yeah? You cut that out.

(43:09):
Do you want to hear this joke about a cow or a chicken?
Go on. Yeah.
So this car right gets onto a bus.
The bus is packed and there's a seat left next to the chicken.
So the car goes over to the chicken and he goes move.
The chicken doesn't do anything.The cow looks up and down the
bus seats. Any of the seats pops around.
There's nothing there for someone that's just asks the

(43:32):
chicken again. So goes down to the chicken and
goes move. Chicken doesn't say nothing.
Cows getting frustrated looking around again, still no seats.
Call this back one last time. Goes to the chicken.
Move the chicken goes. Fuck off.
That was better. That was better.
Yeah, I was. Better than what?

(43:53):
Don't want take. Dennis first.
The first the first outsold justlooks like I smashed it.
Yeah. You can edit you can edit the
laughing in as well. Shooter Together.
So you didn't say your single though.

(44:14):
Yeah, what a great podcast to come on to announce that you're
single because we have a lots. I know of female, last time I
got no. Messages last time I've.
Got no messages? Yeah, no.
Yeah, well, used with Peggy thendo.
You still she's still here? Do you still talk to our our
friend on the podcast Taylor I messaged.

(44:36):
Her the other week. Oh, she's completely looking at
me. Yeah, I know.
She loves country and I've got afestival in Reading and I bought
2 tickets. Do you love country as.
Well, I love country. Yeah.
Yeah. Why is that funny?
I'm not a fan of country, not really fun.
Doesn't. Matter.
I don't. Shame.
Not a fan of you, but I'm still here.

(45:03):
Yeah, I love the way I take it out on you every.
Time. OK, but it's just fun.
That's what we're in. Skate this time, that's.
What I'm getting for me? No, I I haven't I'd messaged her
and I was like I've got this festival coming up do you want
to come Nord blue tick? We're we're friends, but like
she's. Just maybe just just blank she
then yeah, yeah, she sounds a big and better thing from the.

(45:25):
Outside in the rain, looking at a bus time too.
She big? Well, she liked buses, doesn't
she? Yeah, she's autistic.
Yeah, she's got autism. Autism of the ISM.
Piatis. Maybe she just thinks you know
what I mean. Maybe I don't know why I.
Just said oh dude, don't say that about a pod sister.
She oh she rocks man. Pod sister a pod sister.

(45:48):
OK, don't let you. I see how this works.
You don't let our previous guests go down, no.
Listen yeah, downtown to down. People move on.
All the people move on to being a better thing.
Yeah, but she's like, you know, she's moved up here and stuff
like that. So hey, she's a good egg.
She's good egg. Great.
But you know, cloud chasers are cloud chasers, right?
That's it, says the guy that talks about his ex fucking.

(46:16):
But it's not like I'm lying. I'm saying the truth.
I'm just speaking my back. Yeah, but we haven't said
nothing about about here. We still love this because it
reaches another domain that she's because she's not.
She is kind of funny. I do know she.
Is. She is.
She's a sexy Turkish girl. That's.
What she Yeah. Well, she was in a, She was in

(46:38):
A, you know. Where's a Barbie?
My name is Tony Sompratt, was it?
Space you next to these Barbies you.
Want to be the real Barbie? Well, you want to be a.
Turkish Barbie, you want to kissme?
Are you dating her? Yeah, I'm just.
I'm dating. I'm, you know, I've been on a
date in a couple of weeks actually.

(47:00):
After being gone, would we go well or?
Yeah, it's been all right. But I wasn't really in the right
headspace. I was kind of just more like.
Just just for a bit of female ofjust.
Wanting a little bit of companionship.
I think. That's the correct word.
Companionship, just sort of shagging my emotions, just doing
my thing. And I'd probably say about now

(47:20):
I'm like, maybe I want to get myself back out there chatting
to a few lovely ladies. Any of that out please?
Chat to warm was a beautiful girl lovely.
Lady, she's seriously fucking out of that.
Do you know what? That's fine you.
I can't hear because everyone's voices in my head.

(47:41):
Do you want me to? No, it's fine.
It's funny. I think it was shit, mate.
I'm like fucking what? So think we're lost.
I've got loads of hoodies. I've got hoodies to my left.
Hoodies to my right, Barbies in the middle and pussy to my side.

(48:01):
I've got love. I got bitches all on.
Anyway, yes, a single loving life kind of fucked my emotions
a little bit for a while and nowI'd probably say I'm ready to
date properly. Nice.
I was. I was sleeping with these two
girls and. Same time.

(48:23):
Yeah, and. In.
There the I got fucked. Not literally.
Then I got caught. So one is an aesthetics
professional and the other one has her face done by
professional and I've been sleeping with them for like 2-3

(48:43):
weeks. Not very long, but like did you
know that? Like did you?
No. So one knew that she was just
sex. She knew.
And the other one I went on a date with.
We had a really good time. We'd been on like 2-3 dates.
It happened. But she was like, I get on with
you, but I don't want anything serious.
I was like sweet. Neither do I We can kind of do

(49:06):
whatever, but we're going to just keep fucking.
Yeah. So they both were like, are you
chatting to anyone? And one just went, yeah, I'm
chatting to this guy called George, and I remember messing
them both that morning, the samemess.
Ohh. My brother, you gotta be sending

(49:27):
templates out brother. Yeah, I know I fucked up, but
it's because I've been out of the game for so long and I just
wasn't. It's not that it wasn't fast.
One was like tiny waist brunetteSpanish looking. 1 was like big
fake boobs milfy. Like literally 1 looked like a
MILF and one looked like a sexy senorita.

(49:48):
And they were both great in their own little ways or their
own big ways. And yeah, it just got caught
man. And then I was like shit.
And then I started dating this other girl.
She was a little bit too far away.
Nothing really happened but she was like a little bit older than
me and I was just like fucked like.
Maybe that's what you could. Maybe that's what you needed.

(50:09):
Maybe she was just a little bit older, you know, because I want.
Kids, so I don't want someone todeal with.
I attract older women. Both of these girls were 34 and
I'm 32. And then the other girl I was
talking to, if you watch this back, I'm not going to say her
name, sorry. She was 41, Yeah, yeah.
So she's a lot, a lot older, butshe ticked every box.

(50:31):
But financially, I'd probably say she's in a very different
world to me. She's got a great job.
I won't disclose what, but I'm working for like a fitness
brand. Really good job.
Oh. No, no, no.
And she's a. Different lead to you because
you come across that. Oh, mate, last night I was
talking on a podcast about if mybody count's higher than my
fucking bank account. Yeah, they're about the same.

(50:55):
So you've got if one's really low or one's really high.
We're both. We're both in our overdrafts.
Both. Negative.
Does that mean you sleep? With it's not negative for both.
So you're into necrophilia because you lose a body count,
right? So yeah, single life, enjoying

(51:17):
it, Yeah, just wanting to get myself back out there and find
someone. That and I've learnt so many
lessons probably in the last twoyears since I've turned 30, so
many lessons. I'm just going to fucking be me.
I'm a weird wonderful. You bro, you've.
Got to love yourself before you,but I do to learn to love
things. Don't find my friend said that

(51:38):
to me today. Then don't.
Don't. Don't find someone to accept
your word. Find someone who celebrates your
word. Don't accept the words, do we?
Include him, the only married one in the room.
I'm the only one that tries to include you every time and.

(51:59):
As usual, yeah. He charges appearance for you if
he speaks. Yes, yes, we have to give him 10
words minimum. As your voice goes higher, we
saw. It and.
If. He's been making him posters
free of charge all week. He has if he has.
Been by fantastic posters by their eyes.
Are they good? You actually.

(52:19):
Got good at your job? I'm.
Really, he's he's the best in the country, Fantastic.
He's the best in the country. We're looking to have him.
He's the best producer slash editor slash friend friend in
the country. Slash Musketeer.
In the country, he's the best and he's the best stand up in
the country. And he's the best stand ups mate
in the country. I guess tagged to this thing on

(52:46):
Instagram and it was like someone who just started
vlogging. So this game, this couple, this
couple and it's like our faces on the on the on like the
Instagram store, you know, with the vlogging, they put the
thumbnail kind of thing and I watch as in YouTube.
It's like, hi, I'm this welcome to our new vlog.
It's like the team views and she's like, right, we're off to

(53:09):
see, we're going to Liverpool towatch Hot Water Screening Room
live. We're excited and all that.
And then about 15 minutes I'm watching this vlog thinking, oh
fuck hell, what's this like whenever you're going to be on
it. So then the recording outside
St. George's Hall in Liverpool and
they like to just walk up from the train station to here
because it's far. Isn't it 2122 minutes?

(53:30):
She messaged me. I would have told.
Her you've got fucking short legs.
And, and yes, so there's recording like this and outside
St. George's Law, they're walking
from Lime Street to here and they're like, really excited.
We just had a lovely meal. And we're going to see Hot Water
Green Room live, going to see Jamie Hutchinson.
And what's his mate's name? Jamie Houston.

(53:57):
And what's his mate's name? And the fellow's like him.
Tony. Is it Tony?
Oh, yeah. Tony.
Tony. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, they're. Still, my friend.
They've shifted you there. It's OK, I know my place.
I don't show up. So you're Jamie's.
Mate, Jamie's mate, Yeah, mates,but I'm the one of the best
mates. My favorite friend?

(54:18):
Yeah, my favorite friend ever. Have a good friend I love.
Your best friend You. Seem like you know what that is
something if I ever looked at you both, yeah, I'd go.
You look like a good friend and.I'm a good friend.
Jamie is good friends you. Don't like you kiss action man.
You may be about models, George.Old school models.
I'm a yeah, yeah, yeah, I could tell.

(54:39):
A loyal, loyal, loyal and loyal man.
What are you doing the Mike? That's nothing.
I actually think, you know what?I've just had this instant
thought. I'm looking at you.
Move around, Tony. Chill, Tony Montana.
Tony Montana. Yeah, yeah.
Fat. Tony Fat.
Tony, Tony, Tony. And I'm watching you and you

(55:00):
have Gollum like mannerisms. Yeah, my brother.
Yeah, you can't. You literally look like the ring
is the microphone it? Changes us all like appearance
and left. You like, you like twitching and

(55:20):
all these? Things Oh, there's Red Devils
Day. You just can't wait to watch the
match. He's excited, yeah.
Do you want to be nice to do? I think what would be great for
us, have we got any blind rankings George can do with us?
Because I think that would be classed out.
Would you like to get involved? Blind rankings, Yeah.
Like what we've done with the beer garden stuff.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I.
Thought you'd be like, can I peeand get a guess?
Do we have time? Yeah.

(55:41):
Her hair was black and her eyes were blue.
What was that? Now what Eyes were black and her
eyes were blue so. You know, yeah, it's on royal
family, though. It's on royal family though.
Is it? It's him.

(56:04):
What's a feather to do when the rear was black in her eyes are
blue. This is still recording, you
know. Yes.

(56:46):
What's a fella to do? Whether it was black in her
eyes, the. Blue black in her eyes were
blue. A real guy has a.
I was singing two different songs, but he didn't know the
camera. This is so I really got because
he's told definitely she's. Called it.
Where'd you live, by the way? Where do I live?

(57:07):
You around here? About two miles away.
OK your Runcorn area. Nantwich.
Nantwich Yeah, No, you. Support them.
They're they're they're. Got a good team.
I actually picked them on Football Manager once.
Yeah, they're, they're stadiums on my estate is.
It so you're going to Manchesteryou're.
Going to watch a game some. Yeah, let's do it.

(57:27):
The Baptist bro. What could we call that?
The Angels. The dabbers Dabbers are they?
They are the dabbers, aren't they?
The. Dabbers are they the dabbers the
dabbers bro Sick are. You going on which?
Or they could be like that. They're like the bingo dabbers.
I love you, Gamer. Bingo.
B. Do you?

(57:47):
Yeah. Bingo.
Bingo. Do you have a Musicala Bingo?
Becca Bingo. No, I've never been to bingo.
That will be a good special podcast special as free at the
bingo. Try to pull some chicks.
I mean. I would love to be class,
wouldn't they? Oh, Henry was black in her eyes.
The blue. It's not record, isn't it?

(58:09):
Oh, you're a legend. Thank you for that 40 years
thing. Ever.
Jamie's singing tone deaf again.Ginger Elf.
This one over. There, what are you doing?
There is Math Service. I've never seen it, so I'll
just. No, but he's binding on Killer,
not us. OK, you have some questions
then, and I'll just smile. I look pretty.

(58:32):
That is something that, you know, key.
We don't have to do maths. Fuck maths.
I don't really want to be associated to maths anymore.
All right, what do you try to dothen?
If you want yeah, see what you've.
Got you see on the list. Do something.
No. I can't.
It's got different. Pictures.
Different names. I'll get it wrong.
OK. Do you reckon we do?

(58:53):
So I've got a list. Yet it's eckan sues different
dresses when you do. Her exes.
Exes, that's such a good idea. Should we do that?
Yeah, Go do that. Do that and then do something
else because how did you go to dresses first?
Fucking I probably took half the.

(59:13):
Pictures as well over the past and what else can we do so you
could do her her ex boyfriends because she has she just likes
to collect world of five yeah like she's.
Just anyone. That's in the anyone that's in
the pub anyway. Do you want me to?

(59:37):
Do no, she's actually I. Think she'll?
Be a powerful correspondence. Footballer's Dicks.
What? I just think their.
Dicks would. Look like all right, OK, yeah.
I know Aiden Flint's got a massive.
Knob. Trailer I don't know if you've
done I've got a favourite Barbiedolls.

(59:57):
Big. Fat action.
Man. So this is out of five, OK, so.
The first one, you all have to agree together, OK, this is
what's democracy? What's the thing called?
Gentlemen, this is. Democracy manifest.
What's this then? Footballer sticks.

(01:00:18):
Brian. Drunken.
Footballers. Dicks.
Yummy. Yummy, yummy, yummy.
It's the First off is Michael Owen. 55. 5. 5/3.
Inches. At Max Little man syndrome
absolutely stop. I'm gonna, I'm gonna give
measurements. As well.
I'm gonna fuck, I bet. He's dead shit.

(01:00:39):
Like dirty. Talk as well, Michael Owen's
like, do you want me to slide it?
In the back of your net, yeah. And also do that.
Against the ginger. Goalkeeper.
Once I was 13. Guess what That.
Guess what a ginger keeper keeper's called Hey Joe.

(01:01:01):
Joe, that video popped up again the other day.
The kids 14, I think it is. Yeah, 13 or 14.
And everyone's like kind of comments saying fucking hell,
Michael Owen doing this against the kid and all that.
Michael Owens comments on the fucking video saying you should
be dead. Harsh.
Yeah, I was only a kid myself. I was 18.

(01:01:22):
I was at least 21. 18 he's. Not a kid I know.
Sorry about Michael, Owen alleged.
But I knew someone who allegedlyworked at BT Sport as it was
back then, and he asked a runnerout or like a production
assistant out and when she turned him down, you know, it's
fine. I'll just get a prostitute
anyway. Allegedly.
That might just be rumours. Great.

(01:01:46):
A very big allegedly so. As he gets half race because you
can't. Please them too.
Well, because of a small Dick. Yeah, Michael, five bro, I just
had. That 5 just single fearlessness
that I could throw an apple in abin.
Oh, shut up. You Ming.
Yeah. Hey, what's next?
Maldini, OH. Italian.

(01:02:07):
No. No2 for me.
So so. It's not just on set or.
It can be on size, I just want taste just like look.
I think. It's well groomed as.
Look, that's what I mean, yeah, taste Andrew Maldini come out
of. The shower man.
That when you're on, I bet yoursis like you're like darker than
you think that slightly darker than you think.
Oh mine's. Mine's darker than my skin
complexion. Yeah, yeah, it is.

(01:02:27):
Your knob is different than skincomplexion.
So it's you're albino. You stop rubbing yourself.
You hide that chubby young man. Oh, Maldini there.
It's like tower. Maldini is a good local man,
isn't it? So what is he called?
Maldini or Maldingo? How long I've done that?

(01:02:48):
A little bit of. Word Play Maldini.
How long Maldingo he's got? He's got to be second.
For me, you're going. Second, I I was going to say
what? Would you say he's going to
take? Turd.
Oh, what do you say? You have to casting.
Yeah, you get. Casting.
I think there's going to be Maldingo.
I think there's going to be Maldini.
More. Funnier ones.
So I want to say second. Oh, right, Maldini, I think
there's going. To be more, I think it's.

(01:03:09):
I see what you've done there. That's probability.
Well, you know. Name of the game?
You'd be Jamie's mate. That's all.
John's best mate. That's why I'm here.
That's why that's why I'm here. I just have to support Jamie
supporting artist but. Shall we say 3 because Maldini.
Was #3 you want to OK mate, let's say #3 Maldini.

(01:03:30):
Three, yes, yes, OK. Next, Viera.
Patrick. Oh mate.
I just don't think. He even if he has got a big Dick
because he's tall and that he's got a little he's got a little P
head man Yeah, but I think I'm pretty sure he's got.
Has he got Cameroonian heritage?Senegal.

(01:03:53):
Senegalese, yes. Yeah, he's got a.
Little P head him OK? So you think he's 4?
I think he's 4. Do you?
Yeah, I'm. Happy with four.
Yeah, OK. Well, I.
Think it's like I can't believe I'm black.
And tall and I've got a little stump what's going on here?
But not that's a good footy, Yeah, that's why you got dudes
have. Big knobs, yeah, but why did you
get? You can't.
Be blessed at all, you know whatI mean?
He's tall. He's.

(01:04:14):
Handsome, you know, he's got, hesaid.
He's got the football. Why did he get so beat?
Why? Did he get so many red carts
then he's got small Dick energy because he was such.
A chopper. Hacker bro.
OK, number 4 then. Then because we've got 3-4
fives. Andy Ellis #4 for Arsenal, we're

(01:04:36):
hoping. For hoping for good ones now
just. Going for the numbers on the
back of the show, Gary Neville'snext.
I've slept inside, you are. You in trouble?
Oh, he's gone in wrong goal, so next.
Time. Oh, I feel loved it there.

(01:04:57):
Fuck's sake. Man, get out of the buff of your
brother, your little. Children Spud.
Next one is Ronaldinho. Oh mate, don't look shagging.
He's doing a flip flop with his Dick.

(01:05:20):
He's doing step. Overs with his.
Dick mate, we know he's a shagging as.
Well, 'cause. He's also used to go passing
before. Games at the.
Time he's sick, yeah. And then you go and fucking
rabona the board in. The top bin, that's number two,
me no #1. #1 number. 100 OK, we know, we know.
She wants coming on Brazilian, probably.

(01:05:42):
Let's see, we know shit one's gonna.
Come next. Hung right, let's go #1 who's
last? Peter Crouch.
So it's Ronaldinho. Two or 11111 OK.
Pizza Couch would have been a good child.
So I, I I've put Gary Neville, but it was originally Desai and
they said Gary. Neville.
That was said, yeah. For me, Gary Neville would have

(01:06:03):
been #5. But we've only got #2
believable. Shut up.
Blind ranking, Blind ranking. Football stick.
Football sticks. Right, Let's do football's
asses. Assholes or asses?
We should do you know what can we do 5 pairs of fake boobs

(01:06:23):
next. Oh, if you have, you got 5.
Pairs of. Fake boobs in your head.
That you want to talk about. Katie Price.
Pamela Anderson. It can sue, that's all there's.
Exes. Peggy, Hey, Tony, Antony, give

(01:06:44):
me a free skill dinner. Too funny nice Willy.
Unfortunately that's the end of the episode, unfortunately, was
always a pleasure with our friend coming down.
George. He's a very good friend of the
podcast at it. Go follow him George Birch
George on Instagram yeah and then.
If you want any health. And fitness advice, GB dot

(01:07:06):
fitness dot health, I think, yeah, I think part of the links
in the episode. Description because we're I've
we've got a great producer and all that do that the best
producer in the world and he's going to make a pair of boobs
appear. Now I'm just going to do.
That and he's. Got Gary Neville's penis?
Here just that's how good. He is just.

(01:07:27):
That's how good he is. Can you put a carrot here?
No. You'll have to bend over.
Just bend over. Yeah, you'll.
Have to turn around. To Carrot.
Put a Carrot and Johnny on therefor us.
Thank you very much for coming down it's always fucking boss
boss day with George always the best go and go go and follow
George on on social media. Jamie has got work in progress

(01:07:47):
shows coming up soon because that's what I do I remember
these things as his best friendsJamie fire away yeah most of
them sold out but we need. Help for the Southampton Early
Show babies. I'll be there.
Yeah, George will be there. And who knows?
I could be there. You're not.
Josh will be there. I will be there.
You can call. OK, Yeah, seriously.

(01:08:09):
I'm. Yeah, 45 minutes from.
Southampton Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm doing 2.
Shows that night I'm staying. Over.
So we'll have a little beauty. Yeah, yeah.
Sweet. We'll take you to all the best
places. It's called.
Platinum lace sick. What day is it on 7th?
Saturday the 7th. June Yeah, I'm actually home on.
From the fifth. Yeah.

(01:08:29):
Boy, that's perfect that day. Have you?
Yeah. Yeah, so.
Bro you've got 2. Gigs.
Bro there, baby, I'm doing a newtogether.
Yeah, I'm doing an early show and.
A Late Show. So a Late Show sold out, so we
put an early one on. It's not.
It's not gathering pace. I could watch it, but like,
we'll, we'll make it work. It will work.
Do you want me to sit in the front row and you can abuse me?

(01:08:51):
Yeah. Bro, well you shut up, you get
on the lady stuff. I do the shaming, I do the whole
show sat on your knee. Well, sat on my knee.
What? Yeah, I can.
Come on stage, you can sit on mylap if you want.
Yeah, Bristol. Bristol on the 8th of June and I
might be there too. Newcastle on the 30th.
Of July. That's close.
To selling out and yeah, everywhere else is close to

(01:09:13):
selling out. So Southampton do us guess.
Go with the link in as bio on Instagram.
Or on Twitter for Tickoshimi Comedy, Sir.
Nope. Instagram.
Yeah, Jamie, it's. Comedy, yeah.
There you go, and also as well. We have live shows every single
Friday, get to see this live. It's amazing. 10 LB.
The ticket, they've been full for the last few months.

(01:09:34):
You would do over 200 people andsometimes it's it's it's just a
party atmosphere. Every Friday come down and see
the lads, come down and see us, have a drink with us, get a
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