Ironing out the Kinks
Ironing Out the Kinks” is the hilarious, sex-positive podcast that dives deep into the awkward, filthy, and laugh-out-loud moments behind closed doors. Hosted by married couple Chelsea & Luke, this British duo explore real listener confessions, wild kink stories, and the cringiest sex mishaps — all while making you feel totally normal for being a little (or a lot) kinky. 🎙️ New episodes every Friday 🔥 Top 5% podcast globally (based on listener numbers) 📈 One of the UK’s fastest-growing sex & relationship shows 🎧 Top 10% sex-positive podcast worldwide ❤️ 50,000+ listeners and counting Hit follow and join the naughty corner — you’ll laugh, cringe, and maybe even learn a thing or two about yourself.
Episodes
This week is pure filth in all the right (and wrong) places. We kick things off with toxic submariners and sail straight into a shocking tale of a sugar boat rendezvous that turns very wet in more ways than one.
In Naughty Corner, we try to untangle the ick from the intimacy—can you be too into snogging? (Spoiler: yes, especially if he’s tonguing your molars mid-roast dinner).
Then it’s time for Filthy Fortunes, confessions that in...
00:55 Tinder Talk 09:00 Naughty Corner 22:30 Filthy Fortunes 29:20 Follow Ups 41:30 Am I The Asshole? 46:45 Masturbation... A thread 01:07:15 Would You Rather?
This week, we’re diving headfirst into the messy, the mortifying, and the massively relatable. We kick things off with a quick guide to douching. Then we tackle a listener dilemma: how do you tell your partner they kiss like a washing machine without destroying their confidence?
We also read through a wave of raw and honest submissions about “embarrassing” STIs—and why that term needs to go. These stories are brave, beautiful, and ...
08:33 Naughty Corner 42:17 Filthy Fortunes 50:52 Confession 53:19 Oops Wrong Hole 1:02:45 Would You Rather
00:00 Intro 01:45 Top 100 Kinks 14:40 Naughty Corner 39:30 Filthy Fortunes 46:30 Confession Booth 49:00 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:05 Would You Rather?
Side note, we were very ill while recording this, I have tried to edit out the obvious sniffling and coughing as much as possible, but apologies if it still is obvious! Next week will be better!
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00:00 Intro
02:45 The Human Carpet 12:50 Naughty Corner 47:05 Quiz On My Face 51:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 01:00:30 Would You Rather?
00:00 Intro 04:30 History of Sex 14:55 Naughty Corner 30:20 Quiz On My Face 36:30 Oops! Wrong Hole! 46:10 Would You Rather?
00:00 Intro 02:00 Naughty Corner 32:20 Quiz On My Face 39:45 Oops Wrong Hole! 49:00 Would You Rather
00:00 Intro 01:00 A Thread 10:50 Naughty Corner 35:45 Quiz on my Face 44:05 Oops! Wrong Hole! 59:30 Would you Rather?
00:00 Intro 01:30 The Science of Shame 08:00 Naughty Corner 26:38 Quiz on my Face 36:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 48:15 Would you Rather?
00:00 Intro 02:40 A Thread 26:15 Naughty Corner 45:05 Quiz On My Face 50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 56:10 Would You Rather?
00:00 Intro 01:25 Sex Laws 10:05 Naughty Corner 22:00 Quiz on my Face 27:45 Oops! Wrong Hole! 32:45 Would you Rather?
A truly dreadful joke has Luke physically gagging, the kink quiz takes a wild turn into below-the-belt banter, and we unravel two listener confessions: one about catching unexpected feels in a casual fling, and another that’s awkward enough to make you sweat through your headphones.
Got a filthy little secret? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we might just read it out loud next week.
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Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 01:30 Top 10...
We’re talking about porn — the science of it, the psychology behind it, and whether your browser history has warped your brain. Then it's on to a wildly awkward Naughty Corner confession involving a first time and some very bad luck, a kink quiz meltdown, and one of the most painful-sounding “Oops! Wrong Hole” stories we’ve ever read.
Got one worse? We dare you: www.IOTK.fun
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Timestamps:
00:00 A Begging Intro
02:40 Porn ...
We dive headfirst into squirting science, the logistics of Luke’s one-bar prison fantasy, and a Naughty Corner confession involving a vibrator so aggressive it might have been possessed. Then: a truly cursed blowjob mishap, Chelsea’s fart rant, and a Would You Rather that somehow manages to be both disgusting and insightful.
Want more chaos? Bonus episodes, behind-the-scenes filth, and unfiltered extras drop weekly at patreon.com...
From gag reflex hacks to an allergic reaction in the worst possible place, this episode is a ride. Chelsea dives into the biology of deep throating, we read a confession that’ll ruin peanut butter for you forever, and Luke gets unreasonably competitive in this week’s kink quiz.
Prefer to watch the chaos unfold? See our unfiltered faces and full episodes on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthekinkspodcast
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From sticky secrets in shared bedrooms to an accidentally rebranded British dessert, this episode delivers filthy chaos with extra icing. Chelsea opens up about her own relationship with porn, we drop a major update (yes, that news), and Luke gets flustered mid-quiz — again. Oh, and the "Oops Wrong Hole" thread this week? Absolutely unhinged.
Want to hang out behind the scenes? Join our free Patreon tier at patreon.com/Ironingout...
This one’s a wild ride from start to finish: a Naughty Corner confession involving a crusty sock and a moment of sheer panic, a chaotic kink quiz that derails into sperm science, and an Oops Wrong Hole that involves... well, unexpected acceleration.
Got a story more mortifying than this? Submit it anonymously at www.IOTK.fun — we won’t judge, but we will read it aloud.
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Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
01:17 Naughty Corner
23:30 ...
One listener’s dildo horror story, another’s saggy situation at an ill-timed angle, and a full Confession Booth that left us speechless. This episode includes a surprisingly wholesome Oops Wrong Hole, a quiz meltdown from Luke, and some bold Would You Rather picks you’ll be arguing about in the group chat.
Want to watch us squirm through it in real time? Catch full episodes and our reactions on YouTube: youtube.com/@ironingoutthe...
A neighbour gets way too familiar, a story thread unravels into full-blown chaos, and Luke nearly combusts during this week’s kink quiz. Add in a multi-confession “Oops Wrong Hole” thread and a Would You Rather that genuinely divides the room — this one’s got everything.
Love the filth? Support the show and unlock weekly bonus episodes at patreon.com/Ironingoutthekinks — it’s £3/month, and your ears will thank you (or beg you to ...
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