149 - Party Girl (1995) commentary track

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Justin: That you can line up with a legitimate version of the film. (00:00):
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Justin: So that way this won't be such an issue, but we'll try it anyway. (00:04):
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Justin: Three, two, one, go. (00:09):
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Justin: Okay. (00:13):
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Jay: They don't do like production company intros like this anymore. (00:15):
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Justin: They don't? I don't really notice. (00:21):
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Sadie: We lost something when they stopped. (00:23):
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Jay: Yeah. (00:26):
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Justin: It's because I'm mostly watching older movies with you So every time I see a (00:29):
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Justin: new movie It's from like 1987. (00:32):
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Jay: Don't read me like this James got called out You'll watch Orson Welles movies and you'll like it, (00:36):
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Jay: But, (00:46):
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Jay: I fucking love Lady Bunny. (00:50):
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Justin: I love this animation It's always so ball fighter for the Sega Genesis animation. (00:54):
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Jay: Apparently Parker Posey plays this southern lady in White Lotus or something. (01:08):
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Jay: And everyone's all obsessed with her. And I'm like, bitch, go watch Party Girl. (01:15):
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Justin: Yeah, because people know this movie. It's not just librarians who love this movie. (01:25):
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Jay: Yeah, my roommate loves this movie. (01:30):
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Justin: Yeah. (01:34):
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Justin: There she is. (01:37):
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Justin: Thank you, Anna. (01:42):
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Sadie: Bye, babe. (01:48):
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Jay: I want to know whose aunt was a librarian and inspired them to make this movie. (01:55):
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Justin: Yeah, I think it wasn't... I don't know if it was anyone's... (02:03):
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Justin: Because we looked this up when we did the Party Girl episode. (02:08):
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Justin: The one thing that I like is... (02:14):
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Justin: I thought I'd find him. Carl. But yeah, like, a lot of the clothes were, (02:21):
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Justin: like, borrowed and all the people in the party scenes are just local clubbers and stuff. It's... (02:31):
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Jay: Yeah. (02:36):
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Justin: It's very charming. (02:37):
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Jay: Yeah, but I'm just like, why did they pick librarians? You know, that's what I meant. (02:40):
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Justin: Yeah. I've never been able to, like, figure figure out who was like related (02:45):
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Justin: to a librarian i think they were just like no this is it just the opposite of being. (02:52):
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Jay: A party girl is being a librarian i guess if i. (02:56):
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Justin: Had the money i would give it to you i just i like how this movie is about like (03:01):
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Justin: a straight relationship and then everything about it everything else about it (03:12):
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Justin: is gay like if you describe this movie on a paper, (03:16):
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Justin: it's like a former teacher and a library page fall in love, and the happy ending is grad school. (03:19):
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Justin: You wouldn't expect the rest of this movie. (03:29):
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Justin: Guillermo Diaz is so fun in this movie. (03:44):
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Justin: I don't know if it's because he's so young, but I feel like they could have (03:51):
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Justin: gotten a little more out of him. (03:54):
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Justin: Every time I rewatch it, I'm like, yeah, he could have been a little like a (03:57):
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Justin: love rival or something. (04:04):
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Justin: A little more, (04:06):
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Justin: Pyrated video cassettes, (04:12):
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Justin: I love it, that's one of the charges I know Sadie. (04:16):
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Jay: I was just looking at them. (04:19):
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Sadie: They're great Half my commentary on this is just going to be the close I mean that's valid. (04:20):
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Jay: You're so valid This is a fashion run, (04:26):
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Jay: Mary? Mary your goddaughter Mary. (04:30):
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Justin: Mary prison but it won't happen again, (04:38):
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Justin: the. (04:49):
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Jay: Listeners can't see but I gagged by this outfit that Parker Posey's wearing, (04:49):
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Jay: little rainbow purse. (05:01):
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Sadie: I like how she has to hold the thing closed Like the leopard print jacket. (05:05):
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Justin: Excuse, (05:16):
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Justin: They put toothpicks in falafel. (05:20):
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Jay: Don't put toothpicks in your falafel dude These white gentrifiers of falafel (05:27):
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Jay: Can I have a falafel with hot sauce A side order of baba ganoush and a seltzer Please Hold the tube I. (05:34):
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Sadie: Love baba ganoush. (05:41):
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Jay: I love baba ganoush. (05:46):
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Sadie: Still 99 cents Do you like this kind of music? (05:48):
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Jay: Sure, what kind of music? I like that kind of music It's. (05:52):
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Justin: From the Middle East It's a very sad, very beautiful song Thanks. (05:55):
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Jay: Hey, Turkish Delight. Are you from Turkey? Me, no. I'm from Lebanon. (06:12):
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Jay: So where's Lebanese Delight? You want Lebanese Delight? Yeah, I do. (06:18):
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Jay: If it's him. The way you say Lebanon in Arabic is Lubnan. Fun fact. (06:27):
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Sadie: The graffiti-fronted library. (06:37):
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Jay: Is your Arabic fun fact with Jay? there will be several of those in this episode, (06:40):
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Jay: kids. Excuse me, could you tell me where I could find Judy Lindendorf? (06:43):
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Jay: Lindendorf is such a great last name. (06:48):
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Jay: Sounds like a type of cheese. Hannah Arendt, the historian. Of course. (06:52):
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Justin: Over there you'll find the 300s social... I like how they choose what books (06:56):
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Justin: they bring up in the movie directly to show people's personalities. (07:01):
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Jay: Hannah Arendt. (07:09):
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Justin: Excuse me, where's Hannah Arendt? (07:10):
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Justin: And then she's obsessed with Camus. (07:16):
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Jay: Okay, 100 bucks Now that should do until my cash flow situation. (07:20):
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Justin: Clears up 80 80 Her enemy. (07:24):
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Sadie: The stink eye. (07:31):
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Justin: In the TV show. (07:34):
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Jay: I love her fucking cravat. (07:35):
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Justin: It's like a I got a pearl clasp it's a cravat pin you swine, (07:38):
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Justin: how does it function what does it do. (07:47):
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Jay: It pins, (07:50):
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Jay: it's like a tie pin. (07:53):
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Justin: I am not a waitress alright then why don't you try to get a job at a cleaning (07:56):
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Justin: shop do you realize how broke I am what. (08:01):
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Jay: European political thought in general, or is it a particular vendetta against (08:11):
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Jay: Hannah Arendt? Excuse me. Hannah Arendt. (08:14):
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Sadie: Every single Hannah Arendt book on the shelf was out of sequence. (08:17):
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Jay: I am so sorry. Sequence. It's like, on the ass, it's like sequence. (08:20):
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Sadie: What a dick. He's not a dick. (08:27):
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Jay: This is why libraries don't like to collect manga. Because things get out of (08:30):
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Jay: sequence. to pay them a competitive wage. (08:33):
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Justin: They make more money at McDonald's. He's not a dick. He's a patron. (08:36):
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Jay: Yeah, he's a dick. Yeah. (08:41):
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Sadie: Not mutually exclusive, actually. (08:45):
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Justin: You think I couldn't be a librarian? It's a good way of looking at it, (08:48):
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Justin: though. We love our patrons. (08:51):
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Jay: And also their dicks, you know? (08:52):
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Sadie: Yep. (08:54):
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Jay: Even a clerk will merely shelves and stamps. You think I couldn't be a library clerk? (08:56):
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Justin: Work in your fucking library i think you're. (09:13):
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Sadie: Ashamed of me judy you're my only family and you're ashamed of me fine you can (09:17):
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Sadie: start right now fine i will great wanda this is my goddaughter mary she's our newest clerk. (09:22):
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Justin: In the tv show they they i assume you're familiar with they just do something (09:31):
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Justin: so strange with their dynamic. (09:39):
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Jay: I want them to kiss. (09:41):
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Justin: Which is already strange in this movie. Dun, dun, dun. (09:43):
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Jay: Libraries are a prison. This is me going in Foucault mode. (09:49):
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Justin: Mm-hmm. Ooh, get another joke. Ghouls are a prison. (09:53):
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Justin: Libraries are a prison. And then it just goes... (09:58):
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Justin: Can you believe me? (10:02):
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Justin: The purple and the red always throws me. (10:05):
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Sadie: Something's different. Where'd you put the Gautier jacket? Behind a newly expanded... (10:08):
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Jay: Oh, I love Gautier. (10:13):
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Sadie: ...section right here, hiding such scavengers as yourself. (10:14):
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Jay: And my head's shaking... That's just me. I'm like, where's the Gautier jacket? (10:18):
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Sadie: ...like the same dream every night. Maybe I'll rent this place out and start an aerobics center. (10:23):
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Sadie: Pack this place in. 20 bucks a head. Mr. Lew's got his rat. (10:30):
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Sadie: I've got new clothes. And Leo. (10:34):
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Sadie: And one and two and shoulders back and down and up and up. I thought you did (10:38):
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Sadie: a good job. Oh, God, don't remind me. (10:43):
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Justin: She just starts treating Leo like a pet. (10:45):
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Jay: Yeah, (10:48):
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Jay: I can't see you in the library. The head librarian was a friend. (10:50):
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Justin: Of my mother. (10:53):
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Justin: Did you see she has a matching hat for the leopard coat or cheetah coat? (10:57):
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Sadie: That's why she only takes public transportation. (11:03):
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Sadie: Don't mix those up. What, (11:07):
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Sadie: Yes, Derek, they're jeans and they're in order. Don't mix them up. (11:15):
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Jay: She'd be a great cataloger. (11:19):
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Justin: Never mind, it's a flower hat. (11:25):
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Jay: Why is his shirt tucked into his pants like that? (11:32):
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Justin: He's like a nerd. (11:37):
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Jay: The 90s were a mistake. (11:39):
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Justin: People used to tell you to tuck your shirt in all the way into the 2000s. (11:45):
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Justin: They're just like, should never be untucked. (11:49):
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Jay: This is me at every conference I go to where I dance with the old ladies who (11:57):
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Jay: want people to dance with them, but no one does. (12:00):
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Jay: At least at music library conferences, there's always like a swing dance, (12:04):
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Jay: and then there's always like old ladies that are like, dance, (12:08):
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Jay: and nobody wants to dance. So I was like, I'll dance with the old lady. (12:10):
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Jay: And then they're like, oh, you're such a good dancer. I'm like, thank you. (12:17):
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Justin: Is the music library conferences? (12:21):
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Jay: Yeah, that's what I said. (12:28):
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Justin: Okay. I didn't know if he said music conferences or music library, (12:29):
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Justin: because I just hear library all the time. (12:32):
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Jay: I've never been to a music conference. (12:35):
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Justin: Yo, what the fuck, Ash? Moving, man, I'm with her. Oh, yeah, (12:38):
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Justin: right. Me off, man. Come on, with her. With the rest of us, motherfucker. (12:40):
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Sadie: Nigel, this is Leo. (12:53):
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Justin: Leo, Nigel. Oh, they have matching coats. Maybe we met at the shower. (12:54):
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Justin: Shower? What shower? At the party. Remember the shower? (12:58):
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Justin: You did it again? What? You pissed at my shower again, Nigel? That's it. It's over. (13:03):
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Jay: Exactly. I don't care. Nigel, that's it. It's over. It's over. Why? (13:09):
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Justin: Because. The sink was busy. Mm-hmm. (13:15):
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Sadie: Nigel, a woman can go out with a guy who's smart, funny, intelligent, and. (13:19):
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Jay: By virtue of the fact that she goes out and goes out with a place, (13:23):
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Jay: it's so hard. Fuck, cruisin' for a cruiser. She sounds like those like finance bros. (13:25):
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Sadie: I love the little shit eating grin. (13:31):
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Sadie: Oh, get him off. Somebody help! Hey! (13:44):
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Sadie: Married! Does it mean we're not getting married? (14:15):
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Jay: Not getting married today. Thank you for coming to the wedding. (14:20):
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Jay: I can never do that Patter song. (14:26):
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Jay: Have you seen people do the Not Getting Married Today song from Company? It's insane. (14:28):
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Jay: When you give her the tape, just be very straightforward and don't talk about money. (14:34):
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Jay: What's up, Buttercup? The rent, I'm not paying. Why didn't you tell her you (14:39):
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Jay: were spinning out of London in the fall? It's a different musical. (14:43):
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Jay: I don't know, make something odd. Why did I leave? (14:46):
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Jay: We all improvise. You got sick of the London street fashion. (14:51):
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Justin: All those hats. (14:53):
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Justin: Your tape is good. I'm glad we... She's the one who tells him to say he was in London. (14:56):
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Jay: Yeah. I'm really glad that we got over Electro Swing as a society. (15:02):
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Justin: Just don't be with her, and then you talk to her. There's some good remixes (15:08):
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Justin: that come through every once in a while. (15:12):
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Jay: No. (15:14):
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Jay: You can't vote to Elektra Swing. (15:19):
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Justin: Leo is me whenever some drunk person in a bar asked me to hold something. (15:37):
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Justin: I'm like, this is about to go in the trash. We'll be back. (15:45):
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Justin: say? When? Before. I don't remember. Yes, you do. I don't remember. (16:15):
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Justin: The disco ball necklaces. And then you started to say sometimes you can be and (16:20):
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Justin: then you stopped. Forget it. Why is he wearing dog tags? (16:24):
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Jay: Because it's the 90s. (16:27):
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Justin: I'm thinking of that as more as like a post-9-11 thing. (16:35):
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Jay: Desert Storm happened in the 90s. (16:42):
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Justin: Yeah, I guess that's her. Yeah. I guess that's when that started. (16:45):
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Jay: Yeah, that's what wore my dad's event in, is Desert Storm. (16:50):
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Justin: Got Desert Storm trading cards. (16:58):
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Jay: I'm glad we don't want to do this shit anymore. You should hear my professor (17:05):
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Jay: on the subject. Oh, I can imagine. (17:09):
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Jay: Mary had difficulty with the alphabet. (17:30):
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Justin: Oh, really? I was six. She'd say... I was six. All your E's looked like threes. She overcame it. (17:33):
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Jay: I got to use the microfiche catalog at work to look at scanned catalog cards. It was so cool. (17:45):
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Sadie: Nice. (17:52):
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Jay: Yeah. I got to have my own little sexy microfiche montage. It was great. (17:54):
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Jay: There's one like in my department. (18:01):
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Justin: Were they making cards? (18:03):
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Jay: There's something. They were like stamping cards. I think for like ILL or transfers or something. (18:05):
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Jay: It's me, Mary. (18:13):
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Justin: Okay. (18:17):
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Jay: Did she say that right? (18:19):
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Jay: They're just speaking like really formally. (18:24):
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Sadie: Do you think she got that from the library, guys? (18:31):
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Justin: Yeah, that's exactly where she got the idea. (18:34):
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Sadie: And she's bending it all the way in half? (18:37):
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Justin: This is no good. What are you talking about? (18:42):
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Jay: So the way you like greet in arabic is you (19:16):
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Jay: go sabah here um and (19:19):
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Jay: then the other person goes sabahan noor but if (19:22):
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Jay: it's at night time you go masakh here and the other person (19:26):
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Jay: goes masakh noor would you like some hot sauce with your uh (19:29):
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Jay: and then keif or halik or halik is uh like how are you um ik or ak is the ending (19:32):
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Jay: that says you no no no no brothers sisters yes me mary is my name is mary she. (19:41):
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Justin: Was introducing herself. (19:50):
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Jay: Yeah whoa or (19:51):
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Jay: you could go anna is me the e (19:55):
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Jay: ending is the personal possessive ism (19:59):
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Jay: ism is name so is me is my name and there's no Coppola Coppola in Arabic like (20:04):
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Jay: there's not in Japanese so there's no like there kind of is but you don't really say like, (20:15):
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Jay: my name is something is just my name and then oh okay here we go Okay, um, Eid. (20:20):
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Jay: In modern standard, it's Yed. (20:32):
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Jay: I don't remember that one. Eid, yep. It's short. I'm short too, though, right? (20:35):
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Jay: Shvaft. Shvaft. Mouth is also, um, (20:43):
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Jay: uh, thumb, something like that. (20:50):
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Jay: Dialects are fun. What did we just say? You just agreed to have dinner with me on Friday. Yay. (21:00):
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Jay: What's-his-name doesn't she like to? I'm going home. I love this outfit. (21:09):
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Sadie: So good. (21:14):
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Jay: Tomorrow night's thing at a rose compoio Wednesday's pubic this is what I'm transitioning into, (21:19):
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Jay: I'm just this dude with longer hair Colin I connected that night from the essence (21:28):
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Jay: from the ancient center of our beings two of you are in ecstasy it dries out your spinal cord, (21:35):
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Jay: watch the door, (21:44):
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Jay: Derek. (21:52):
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Justin: Do you think I'd make a good... I like his belt buckle. Yeah, (21:52):
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Justin: come on. Derek, do you think I'd make a good lighter? (21:55):
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Justin: Yeah, would you hurry up? (21:59):
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Justin: Derek, do you think I'd make a good actress? His earring's in his right ear. He's not you. (22:01):
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Jay: No, he is. The right ear is the bottom. (22:06):
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Justin: Oh, yeah, you're right. (22:09):
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Jay: I can't get caught shoplifting. (22:10):
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Jay: Although I have things in both my ears right now because I'm stretching my earlobes. (22:14):
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Jay: But I'm going to, after I get my surgery Monday, I'm going to eventually see (22:19):
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Jay: about getting my right tragus pierced. (22:24):
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Justin: Hello, Chanel. (22:28):
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Justin: You and your tragus. (22:32):
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Jay: I love this shirt, too. (22:35):
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Sadie: Pardon? Origins and feces. (22:37):
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Justin: Oranges and peaches. Why don't you look over there? (22:40):
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Jay: Under periodicals under food. (22:43):
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Justin: That's why you ask a follow-up question. (22:45):
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Jay: Reference interview. Maybe it's on microfiche, which is down the hall. (22:47):
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Jay: She hasn't gone to library school. (22:52):
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Jay: She hasn't learned about the reference interview yet. ...of species. (22:53):
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Jay: She looks so dumb. Always looking down, please, dear. Patrons often mistake clerks for, (22:58):
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Jay: That's true. (23:15):
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Jay: Howard, Ann, and I thought. (23:19):
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Sadie: Cold when you're. (23:49):
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Justin: Finished with those how much Camus could they need, (23:53):
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Justin: yeah no it's the scene the. (24:06):
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Sadie: Most cringeworthy scene in the entire movie. (24:12):
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Jay: Like, there's some bad Orientalism in this movie, but I am actively calling Edward Said right now. (24:16):
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Jay: My man is dead, but I am calling him anyway. (24:22):
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Jay: Oh. (24:28):
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Justin: It always goes longer than you think it is. (24:31):
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Jay: It's so bad. (24:34):
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Jay: No. Don't. Don't do this. (24:38):
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Jay: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. (24:45):
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Jay: She's just doing, like, really racist voguing. Like, it's real bad. (25:00):
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Jay: Is it over yet? Oh, fuck. (25:08):
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Sadie: Is the egg carton on fire? (25:20):
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Jay: I think it was. (25:23):
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Justin: Yeah, it's smoke coming out of the oven. (25:26):
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Jay: Sometimes it amazes me how bad people can be at cooking. (25:32):
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Jay: It's not that bad. Just scrape it. I don't know. Cooking's easy. (25:37):
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Jay: You just follow directions. (25:42):
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Sadie: It's not that bad. Just scrape it. It's a real poor kid's sentence right there. (25:44):
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Jay: Just follow the instructions. Supermarket on Avenue D. (25:49):
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Jay: It's Vicki's wedding reception. You're dead on that building. (25:52):
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Jay: My grandma taught me how to read recipe cards as a kid. (25:55):
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Jay: And like, this is how you follow a recipe. And I went, okay. (25:58):
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Jay: And that's how I learned how to cook. You just follow a fucking recipe. (26:00):
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Jay: What does our life mean? You gotta read all the ingredients. (26:02):
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Jay: If there is no God. And you get shit together and you read through the recipe (26:05):
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Jay: once to make sure you know what you're doing. And then you do it. Oh. (26:08):
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Jay: Did she read the book? He'd walk back down the mountain, and he'd do it all over again. Forever. (26:20):
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Jay: Drag. It's a metaphor for life, Leo. It's famous. (26:26):
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Sadie: Says a woman who didn't know what it was 24 hours ago. (26:32):
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Justin: I think she did read. Yeah. (26:36):
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Sadie: Oh, yeah, she's got it. (26:39):
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Sadie: One must imagine Sisyphus. (26:43):
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Jay: But he doesn't have to be. he accepts his fate he you're telling me that if (26:47):
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Jay: your name was syphilis and. (26:52):
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Sadie: You spent your life lugging a fucking rock up a hill you wouldn't be. (26:54):
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Justin: Miserable i think i'm an existentialist, (26:56):
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Justin: hey nigel i'm looking for renee bet you two go at it like bunnies me and renee you and mary. (27:08):
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Jay: All Shacked up and cosy, eh? No, I'm just here until I find the place. (27:14):
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Jay: All shacked up and cosy, eh? (27:19):
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Justin: Where's my mocktail? My mocktail. (28:05):
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Justin: Where have you worked? Me? Well, um... I've been working in London. (28:10):
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Justin: did you spin? Well, I was working at this club. It's called, um... (28:21):
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Justin: Fish and Chips. Never heard of it. Where is it? no it it's um it's near, (28:28):
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Justin: it's pretty good. (28:43):
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Sadie: It's the name of a band, (28:48):
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Sadie: how's your upper torso out. (28:58):
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Sadie: and right. Nine o'clock, no pay. It's a tryout. Okay. (29:11):
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Justin: Stand up for yourself, Leo. You should get paid for work. (29:25):
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Sadie: Play anything written or produced by Teddy Rogers. His music is not played in my club. (29:32):
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Sadie: Patient chips! (29:46):
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Sadie: You think she's happy? She probably is. She likes young boys. (29:50):
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Justin: She really does. I want those boots. (29:53):
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Justin: This is like entirely my style Boots. (29:58):
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Justin: me? Um, no. I'll see you later. I've got a date tonight. (30:09):
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Justin: That's kind of Bootsy-like. I know it is not your life's work. (30:17):
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Sadie: But for your information, the hairpiece. Dora is not a biography. (30:19):
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Sadie: It is the cornerstone of his psychoanalysis. (30:25):
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Jay: Recode it. (30:49):
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Sadie: The paperclip necklace. (30:53):
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Justin: I may have made a mistake, but that is no reason to patronize me. (31:11):
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Justin: It is dismaying that your expectations are based on the performance of a lesser primate. (31:15):
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Jay: Of an antiquated and idiotic system? I think not. She's cooking. (31:25):
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Sadie: Fuck you. Really, hold it. You'd really love my mother. You wouldn't treat me like this. (31:31):
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Justin: That's what you had to do in bars before phones. (31:41):
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Justin: Just stare into the distance. That's stogie. (31:49):
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Sadie: Breaking in via the fire escape, classic. (32:05):
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Jay: It amazes me that the window wouldn't be locked. (32:14):
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Sadie: Other than I need to use wild time. (32:19):
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Jay: Like, where's the facilities, people? Where's the security? (32:24):
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Sadie: Her leaving it unlocked would suggest foresight, and I think the whole point (32:30):
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Sadie: of the scene is that she did not have that. (32:33):
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Justin: I got the Suzy Mother Goose, both did their thing It's open! (32:44):
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Justin: Omar Alan Gurley, (33:33):
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Justin: I just realized they set this record thing up earlier Because he asked, do you like this music? (33:37):
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Justin: So I assume it's one of his songs Yeah, (33:46):
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Justin: It's the kind of things I don't pick up on Until I've seen the movie about eight (33:52):
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Justin: times I just have no retention of what happens in movies yeah well. (33:54):
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Jay: If you spin yes I know I'm a DJ at. (34:00):
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Justin: Renee's the hottest club the hottest how did I find it yeah I'm Oh, good. You know. (34:03):
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Sadie: That whole library is going to smell. (35:19):
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Jay: Libraries smell like weed anyway. (35:23):
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Sadie: That's a good point. Do we? (35:24):
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Jay: Everybody smokes weed in the library. (35:28):
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Justin: People got mad at me for saying I was smoking weed in the BPL bathroom on Blue Sky. (35:31):
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Jay: People are fucking nerds on Blue Sky. (35:36):
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Justin: And then the mayor's communications director followed me. (35:39):
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Jay: Not you, mate. Step aside. (35:47):
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Justin: This is Maid Marion. How you doing, love? Hey, Naji. (35:50):
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Jay: It looks like Kamala Harris. (36:00):
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Sadie: It really does. (36:02):
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Jay: It really does. (36:03):
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Sadie: Please do not eat smoke or drink in the stacks of the library rolls up with (36:10):
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Sadie: a joint and a beer i need some patrons. (36:16):
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Jay: Like that, (36:19):
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Jay: classification i'm not even good at the dewey decimal system that was like in (36:23):
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Jay: cataloging like i always grasped library of congress okay and then like dewey (36:27):
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Jay: decimal i was like what the fuck is this shit? (36:33):
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Justin: Those introductory essays in the cataloging rules are always like a trip. They're pretty good. (36:49):
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Jay: I never had to read those. (36:55):
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Sadie: Love at first sight. I mean, to be fair, she is hot. (37:19):
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Justin: Mmm. (37:29):
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Sadie: Tell me Since you left me Hey. (37:30):
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Justin: Believe in me, believe, in me. (38:59):
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Justin: Training montage. Oh, my gosh. (39:04):
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Justin: see the little book hiding behind the two stacks. (39:30):
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Sadie: I know what's going on. Yes, I do. (39:39):
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Sadie: You've been hurt before. You've been hurt before. You've been hurt before. (39:45):
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Jay: You've got to keep going. Hurt before. you gotta have the books flush with the edge of the shelf. (39:50):
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Sadie: Not shoved all the way back. (40:00):
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Jay: Not shoved all the way back. (40:02):
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Justin: The books just squished in. (40:10):
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Sadie: Yeah. (40:13):
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Jay: God, that would happen with the really thin music scores all the time and they (40:14):
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Jay: would just get pushed back. (40:19):
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Justin: Yeah, you got to put thin stuff like that in filing cabinets or something. (40:26):
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Jay: No, they were in pamphlet binders. It's just so many of them were crammed into (40:31):
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Jay: a shelf that they would get like, (40:36):
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Jay: and they were like thicker on one side than on the other because of like the (40:39):
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Jay: thickness of like the pan binding. I think how that works. (40:42):
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Jay: And so like, yeah. (40:46):
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Jay: You put them in pan binders so that they can be on the shelf. (40:53):
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Sadie: What I thought I'd never see. (41:00):
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Sadie: fire You give me fire Fire You might. (41:29):
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Justin: Be in there, boy. Venus! (41:38):
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Sadie: Venus what? Just Venus! (41:41):
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Sadie: Love, love To be loved That is kind of cute. Not gonna lie. (41:45):
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Jay: It's extremely cute. (41:53):
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Justin: Cow. (42:07):
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Justin: Excuse me. (42:11):
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Sadie: What are you doing? (42:12):
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Sadie: Is that the Hannah or Rent guy? (42:16):
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Justin: I think it is. (42:18):
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Justin: It looked like you were just... Eh, maybe not. His hair looks a little different. (42:21):
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Justin: It would make more sense for him to be the one who is screwing up the shelves later. (42:27):
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Jay: Yeah. Randomly putting that book. (42:33):
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Justin: On the shelf, is that it? (42:36):
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Sadie: You've just given us a great idea. I mean, why are we. (42:39):
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Jay: Wasting our time with the Dewey Decimal System when your system is so much easier? (42:44):
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Jay: Why are we wasting time with the Dewey Decimal System, to be honest? Hear that, everybody? (42:48):
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Justin: Our friend here has been waiting for us. It's hard to replace. (42:54):
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Sadie: Little too hard in the other direction, girl. We don't care! (42:56):
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Sadie: Right? Isn't that right? You haven't taken a break all morning. (43:01):
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Jay: Take a break. I just want to do a good job. Take your break. (43:04):
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Jay: are they unionized it's. (43:13):
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Sadie: A good manager. (43:15):
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Jay: I think the nypl is union, (43:16):
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Jay: but maybe only recently i don't know i'm not the case nypl union, (43:23):
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Jay: Yeah, New York Public Library, good local 1930 They are AFSCME, (43:35):
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Jay: They've been around since 1968 Are you okay? (43:51):
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Jay: No, it's not like it'll pass. Oh, (44:01):
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Jay: or something. Don't be silly. No, you need a doctor. It is. (44:12):
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Jay: So yes, they were Union When this movie was made, (44:17):
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Jay: They're Union president, (44:23):
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Jay: in 1993 I just wish you would hurry up and have done with it it's been two years right. (44:29):
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Justin: Is that normal the tears don't mean anything I don't know. (44:37):
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Jay: Well anyway Raymond Markey was union president from 1992, (44:42):
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Jay: to 2004 which is bad you shouldn't be union president for that long that's an (44:49):
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Jay: undemocratic union I'm calling you out in my PL Local Librarians Guild 1930. (44:54):
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Jay: You went to your boyfriend's concert. It's over a decade. (44:59):
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Jay: something outlandish and the police came but you all didn't care because you. (45:08):
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Justin: Were all young look. (45:13):
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Jay: You need the union president institutional. (45:14):
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Justin: You need that institutional power so that you can hire goons you know how i know you. (45:17):
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Jay: Are just like your mother their president before that was Marion Porro from 1980 to 1992. (45:24):
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Jay: Also too long. (45:31):
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Jay: You need a rank and file caucus to reform. (45:37):
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Justin: A pita to something? (45:41):
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Sadie: The fact that none of these like food people are wearing gloves is bothering me as a former I mean. (45:44):
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Jay: Wearing gloves, depending on the environment, is worse than just having clean (45:53):
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Jay: hands. Because the gloves get dirty. (45:57):
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Sadie: Yeah. (46:01):
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Jay: I used to work in restaurants. You don't wear gloves in restaurants, really. (46:03):
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Jay: You just make sure you have clean hands, because you're touching... (46:09):
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Sadie: Depends on the... (46:12):
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Jay: Yeah. I don't agree with this, so can you go? (46:14):
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Justin: Yeah. Yeah, I don't like wearing gloves in kitchen. (46:18):
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Jay: People usually get worse hygiene practices when they're wearing gloves because (46:24):
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Jay: they feel like, oh, my hands are clean, I'm wearing gloves, and so they touch more shit. (46:28):
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Sadie: That's why you're supposed to change them out between every task. Can I have a falafel? (46:32):
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Jay: Oh. I ordered baba ghanoush and a seltzer, please. (46:35):
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Jay: Next time I go to a falafel place, I'm going to get falafel with hot sauce aside (46:39):
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Jay: of baba ghanoush and a seltzer. (46:43):
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Sadie: I really want baba ghanoush now. (46:44):
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Jay: I know, me too. (46:47):
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Jay: There's this Middle Eastern place near the library that's apparently owned by (46:51):
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Jay: Lebanese-Palestinian folks, and they got Baba Ganesh there. (46:58):
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Jay: They go blind. (47:27):
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Jay: They stick mascara and. (47:31):
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Sadie: Blind. (47:37):
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Sadie: How can we be blind to their innocent silent screams? (47:41):
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Jay: It's so pure. (47:48):
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Justin: Rabbits can scream. (47:50):
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Justin: Ask. (47:54):
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Jay: Justin how he knows this Justin's like Actually incorrect. (47:54):
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Justin: I've never had a rabbit scream What sort of a name is that? And what you doing (48:00):
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Justin: going out with foreigners anyway? But that's why you can't have a kettle. (48:04):
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Jay: You never point a knife at somebody This is America You speak English I'm just (48:07):
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Jay: yelling at people Don't fucking point a knife at a person. (48:13):
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Justin: What's his shirt? I dreamed I. (48:17):
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Jay: Was I don't know, (48:19):
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Jay: She went chainmail That little shit I'll rip his balls off Leo! (48:25):
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Jay: I was all, honey, please. It wasn't even published in Cuba. Okay. It's a conspiracy. (49:10):
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Sadie: Pantsuit She's upgraded. (49:24):
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Jay: She's in that wheelie chair There's tons of studies on twins But these focus solely. (49:26):
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Justin: Can help you. Bye. (49:50):
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Justin: Judy says. (49:54):
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Jay: That doesn't mean it's the only thing I can do. And don't give me that. (50:18):
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Jay: You're only a clerk, Rap. (50:21):
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Jay: Because Juan is only a clerk. You've got her doing the Scientific American Overhaul. (50:23):
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Jay: And you invited her to that acquisitions conference. She's always at. (50:26):
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Sadie: Since I... Since we had that problem. It was my first week, Judy. Shh. (50:34):
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Sadie: Maybe I do treat you differently. Okay. But that's because I'm concerned. (50:42):
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Sadie: you knew my mother? Big deal. So did I. She was a woman with no common sense. (50:48):
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Sadie: Judy, there's no reason to judge me all the time. Everybody here sees it. Ask Caroline. (50:52):
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Sadie: Ask Anne. Judge. Ask Wanda. You. (50:57):
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Jay: Who's intimidating, Judy. I try to do, I try to do a good job here. (51:14):
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Jay: You don't even see it. You don't even care. Of course I care. (51:18):
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Jay: But the fact of the matter is, I have known you since the. (51:24):
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Justin: Come here every day, and I don't know the first thing about you. (51:29):
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Justin: I like how it shows that both of them are really bad at making their relationship work. (51:33):
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Justin: Your life, your friends. My. (51:38):
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Sadie: I'm here in the library. I usually go to the 8. (52:05):
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Sadie: I go earlier. You should check out the eight beautiful people. I bet. (52:11):
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Sadie: I connect with that meeting, you know? There are a lot of people at the eight whose issues... (52:17):
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Sadie: But today... (52:25):
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Justin: I'm Renee. And I'm a goddamn alcoholic. (52:59):
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Sadie: I like how chill they all are. Hi, I'm Mary. (53:07):
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Justin: I'm sorry, I need a drink. (53:14):
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Sadie: I know I hurt you boy Calafal montage. (53:25):
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Justin: Can I have a calafal montage? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (53:32):
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Sadie: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. (53:39):
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Sadie: Are those purple tights with purple knee-high socks over them, (53:42):
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Sadie: or are they tights that are made to look like knee-high socks? (53:46):
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Justin: I don't know. (53:49):
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Sadie: The Adidas heels. (53:52):
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Justin: I know I want to dance. (53:57):
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Justin: I like the block. I'm sorry. (54:46):
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Jay: I hate that stupid hat. (54:49):
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Justin: The pilgrim hat. (54:51):
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Sadie: So bad. (54:53):
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Jay: It's not a pilgrim hat. (54:54):
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Justin: It's just bad. A pilgrim hat, a beanie. (54:56):
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Sadie: A skirt to match the rainbow purse. (55:00):
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Sadie: I'd like my free pita. You want pita? (55:08):
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Sadie: I know how you feel, buddy. Think I don't get this down on the job? (55:25):
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Sadie: It's violating. Hot days, you gotta strip down. (55:29):
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Sadie: Hey. (55:47):
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Justin: Good evening, Leo. The jeans are good. Where's my crate? (55:48):
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Sadie: What the fuck? Yo, why is this on? (55:54):
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Jay: I hate this scene. What happened? (56:00):
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Justin: 500's tribal. (56:04):
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Sadie: What? (56:06):
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Jay: Surprise! (56:07):
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Justin: I always mean to show this scene to Audrey. (56:09):
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Jay: There was a stack right here. This scene makes me so mad. But they're organized (56:12):
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Jay: by the Dewey Decimal System, which is perfect. (56:16):
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Jay: Fuck the Dewey Decimal System. Yeah, seriously. (56:18):
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Justin: Which is not made for music. (56:21):
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Jay: No, it's not. (56:24):
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Jay: And then he doesn't know it. They were in order. (56:28):
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Jay: Jesus, look, I gotta be honest. Yeah, they were in order. And you totally fucked my albums. (56:33):
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Justin: The only thing useful she did is put the stickers on. Bitch. (56:38):
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Jay: Yeah. Fucking bitch. You have ruined my life, you know that? (56:41):
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Justin: You've ruined my fucking life. This is what I imagine whenever someone's like, (56:45):
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Justin: what's a good system for organizing a personal library? (56:50):
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Justin: And I'm like you're going to do this and you shouldn't do this. (56:54):
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Jay: Yeah. Also, hot take, this is just what most reparative cataloging projects (56:57):
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Jay: are. Tribal, sleaze, disco. (57:02):
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Jay: Those are further subdivided. (57:05):
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Jay: Is catalogers imposing a system without actually consulting communities? (57:08):
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Jay: The red sticker means that Teddy Rogers worked on it. That's a no-no. (57:15):
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Jay: We know that. It's your number two pencil. (57:18):
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Jay: I mean, like, this is the words that's right. It's over. (57:21):
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Jay: It's like, did you ask a person? Or is that what you think is right? (57:25):
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Jay: Use our caps. It's the latter most of the time. (57:30):
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Justin: So it's just cataloging with, like, people first language as a whole driving ideology? Yeah. (57:34):
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Jay: Okay, here we go. (57:44):
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Justin: I would love to do people first language with like reclaimed slurs. (57:46):
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Jay: I love Sylvester. I'm glad he's been Sylvester. (57:52):
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Jay: Disco classics? (58:01):
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Jay: I guess. (58:05):
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Jay: He starts getting into like the high energy genre though. (58:08):
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Jay: And worked with Patrick Cowley a lot. (58:13):
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Jay: Yeah, he just created a pull list. He didn't find any of that shit. She did. (58:27):
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Sadie: I really don't understand the point of this scene. It's just awkward. (58:39):
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Jay: Like, yeah, I'll shower naked with my friends, but I'm gay. We do that. (58:51):
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Jay: Leo, I've got to take a shower. (58:55):
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Justin: Leo, I've got to get to work early today. (59:00):
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Justin: This is my goddamn apartment. (59:08):
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Sadie: This is my goddamn shower, Leo. I'm getting it. This is my goddamn water. (59:10):
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Justin: Leo. Leo, this isn't funny. That's my shampoo. You have the cheap. (59:18):
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Jay: 99 set type. I have the expensive type. It's mine. That's not funny. (59:24):
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Jay: You missed the obvious joke to squirt it on her, right? (59:35):
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Justin: Mm-hmm. (59:39):
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Jay: You gotta have, like, a visual cum shot in a scene like this. (59:42):
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Sadie: Incest. (59:49):
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Jay: Have a good night. (59:50):
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Justin: Howard. Incest. I will. (59:51):
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Justin: Why do you turn the lights off if they're still open? Can I help you? (59:56):
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Justin: Yes, I'm looking for information on teaching. (59:59):
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Justin: Remember to turn off all the computers and close all the windows. Oh, they are closed. (01:00:09):
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Justin: I always thought she was signaling him to not send him over. (01:00:15):
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Justin: Sir, uh, excuse me, miss? (01:00:18):
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Jay: Yeah, this is when they fuck in the romance languages section, right? (01:00:39):
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Sadie: Yep. They ruin a first edition. (01:00:44):
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Jay: Why do they have a first edition just out? That's their own goddamn fault. (01:00:47):
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Jay: That kid could have sneezed on it. It's updated yearly. (01:00:58):
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Justin: For New York City. It also gets sun damage. (01:01:03):
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Jay: Yeah, no shit. check the most recent amendments to like yeah the nypl has some (01:01:07):
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Jay: like they've got like a gutenberg, (01:01:13):
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Jay: um that's like out where people can look at it like outside of the rose room, (01:01:18):
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Jay: um don't like it. (01:01:26):
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Justin: Baby salanda milk and honey salanda milk and honey. (01:01:28):
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Sadie: I like how he's suddenly like attracted to her again and he's like as soon as (01:01:33):
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Sadie: he finds out she's a librarian for some reason like this is part of the classism. (01:01:38):
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Justin: In this movie it's kind of weird, (01:01:42):
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Justin: so like just a clerk and he's not a food vendor he's a former teacher right he. (01:01:46):
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Sadie: Can't just be. (01:01:52):
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Jay: A falafel vendor right. (01:01:53):
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Sadie: For some reason that reminds me of the time a guy in the drive-thru the worker (01:01:57):
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Sadie: the taco bell drive-thru was like oh yeah you're that hot librarian and i was (01:02:02):
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Sadie: like this is not the time nor place do. (01:02:06):
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Justin: Hot librarians get uh free uh churros. (01:02:10):
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Sadie: I i did not it was i want free nacho fries i know you can only call me that (01:02:15):
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Sadie: if i'm getting something out of it right. (01:02:23):
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Jay: Like i want my goddamn nacho fries. (01:02:25):
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Sadie: That's when i was like maybe i need to move out of public service. (01:02:28):
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Justin: It's Yemen. The land of milk and honey is Yemen. (01:02:41):
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Justin: Cutscene. I love that. (01:02:47):
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Jay: That's the best ending in this movie. (01:02:49):
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Jay: God. Oh. You left the windows open. (01:02:55):
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Jay: least 30. I found five that are out of print. Who? Some of our best poets. (01:03:07):
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Jay: Cummings. I doubt Cummings is out of print. (01:03:15):
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Sadie: Yeah. (01:03:19):
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Jay: I doubt Hugh's out of print. I am so sorry. I doubt Dickinson's out of print. Look in there. (01:03:19):
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Sadie: Sex. Beauty, Mustafa surprised me last night. When I look at you. You know what? (01:03:32):
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Sadie: The place of least concern to find a used condom is in the trash can in a public library. (01:03:38):
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Sadie: Just saying. Found them in worse places. (01:03:45):
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Justin: Better than the urinal. Here you are trying to prove just how stupid you can be. Judy, please. (01:03:48):
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Justin: Librarian script. It is very readable. (01:04:06):
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Justin: This is me in every essay in library school. (01:04:14):
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Sadie: Trashing. Melville Dewey. (01:04:24):
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Justin: Just talking about how sexist librarianship is. (01:04:29):
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Jay: And how the master's degree used to be a vocational thing, right? (01:04:36):
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Jay: Like a little certificate you got? (01:04:44):
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Justin: Yeah, it started out as a two-week program. Master's degrees were shorter back (01:04:46):
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Justin: then. You could get them right out of high school. (01:04:52):
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Jay: Yeah. (01:04:55):
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Justin: You're like a master's of accounting, which just meant you did basically like, (01:05:02):
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Justin: it's what we would call associate degrees now. (01:05:06):
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Justin: But then as times changed, people wanted to keep calling the master's, (01:05:09):
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Justin: so they updated the requirements. Oh, shit. (01:05:13):
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Jay: Only a judge can evict you. (01:05:18):
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Jay: Get to know the neighbors in your building. Form a tenant union. (01:05:27):
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Jay: All right. Don't sell your goatee. (01:05:40):
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Jay: Form a union instead. (01:05:45):
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Justin: She can steal more. And a dress. And $50 a sweat jacket. $50. (01:05:48):
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Jay: Anyway. It belonged to my mother. She's dead. Dead mom club. (01:06:18):
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Jay: Let's see what's in the other bag. (01:06:27):
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Jay: I got a kimono that my mom got when she lived in Japan. (01:06:35):
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Justin: I'm thinking about getting a kimono, because it's so dang hot in this house. (01:06:42):
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Justin: Just needs something a little flowy. (01:06:49):
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Justin: Or like a Jinbei. (01:06:55):
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Jay: She looks like she's wearing like a fencing outfit. Right? (01:06:59):
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Justin: I like the sweater. (01:07:04):
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Sadie: Sweater looks cozy. (01:07:07):
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Justin: It's very... (01:07:11):
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Jay: It looks like a fencing outfit. (01:07:13):
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Justin: It's like the Harry Met Sally kind of poofy white. (01:07:16):
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Justin: But that's different. That's different. You're a teacher. You're a teacher. (01:07:20):
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Justin: You're a teacher. This is my life. (01:07:24):
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Justin: I want to do something. (01:07:27):
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Sadie: And what do you want to do? that like v-shape in the front like of the sweater (01:07:30):
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Sadie: very 90s thing then let's think of things you like to do things that you're good at then i'm not. (01:07:36):
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Jay: Is not true, (01:07:44):
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Jay: i like his gold zipper yeah that's like in gold as a combo he's wearing like. (01:07:49):
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Justin: All dickies stuff. (01:07:55):
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Jay: It's all workwear. (01:07:57):
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Justin: I had a jacket exactly like that. I used to be way into Dickies. (01:08:01):
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Jay: Although cool anarchists have these Dickies overalls and Dickies pants. (01:08:09):
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Justin: Dickies pants are good. (01:08:16):
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Jay: I know. I want a pair. (01:08:18):
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Jay: Because you don't really know me. (01:08:22):
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Justin: Yeah one of my co-workers stole my dicky's jacket It's so cool. (01:08:31):
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Justin: would be a great place for a party. (01:08:47):
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Jay: Oh no my orientalism part two electric boogaloo this is keffia at least he's (01:08:53):
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Jay: got a Palestinian keffiyeh on, but... (01:09:01):
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Justin: Since when was that guy a bartender? (01:09:07):
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Jay: I don't know. (01:09:10):
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Justin: Oh, right, she's making her friends work for her. That's right. (01:09:13):
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Justin: I love those guys. (01:09:20):
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Justin: They're acting like freaks on a leash. Why'd you make him dress like that? (01:09:24):
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Jay: Oh, it hurts. So decadent. So merry. (01:09:34):
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Justin: I live to serve, don't I? The necklace. I forgot about the necklace. (01:09:39):
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Sadie: Yep. (01:09:46):
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Jay: Oh my God, it's your birthday already. Happy birthday. Yo, Poppy, what's up? Yo, what's up. (01:09:49):
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Sadie: What's with you, Leo? All you got is pals? Merry, merry, quiet and sharing. Nigel. (01:10:08):
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Justin: Vomit. Your cigarette is bothering me. Get a last name and we'll talk, okay? (01:10:20):
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Justin: An evergreen insult in the queer community. (01:10:29):
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Jay: I get a last name. (01:10:35):
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Sadie: Give me a mocktail. That's OJ Cranberry Juice No Ice Lime Twist. (01:10:40):
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Jay: Pay for that? You got to pay for your dreams. You have to. It's how it works. She's such a little cop. (01:10:59):
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Jay: Let me tell you, there are two kinds of people in this world. (01:11:07):
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Justin: Herbivores. Why did she like charge for all of her parties instead of... (01:11:10):
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Jay: It's a rent party. (01:11:17):
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Justin: Mustafa, bring it at your post. (01:11:19):
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Jay: Look, it's late. Nobody wants to raise money for rent. That's how she charged him. (01:11:22):
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Justin: Well, she already got the money for rent. It's funny. That's her. You're hurting me. (01:11:27):
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Jay: Ow! Oh, my God. (01:11:32):
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Justin: What's your problem? Foreshadowing. You treat everyone like dogs. (01:11:43):
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Justin: You drink so much all night. You move around the room talking, (01:11:48):
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Justin: talking. I'm having a good time. (01:11:50):
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Justin: Haven't you ever seen anyone have fun before? (01:11:53):
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Justin: And that means you don't respect the people who help you, who do. (01:11:55):
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Jay: It's been wisdom. (01:12:13):
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Justin: I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably something (01:12:15):
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Justin: that would make my unborn children. (01:12:19):
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Sadie: Be right back. (01:12:22):
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Justin: He's getting better. (01:12:36):
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Justin: Also, I guess he just kept that album that Mustafa brought over that one time. (01:12:43):
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Sadie: Yeah. (01:12:48):
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Jay: There's this, like, great band camp called, I think it's, like, Habibi Funk. (01:12:55):
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Jay: And they, like, put out all these, like, old, like, funk records and shit from, (01:12:59):
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Jay: like, the Middle East from, like, the 60s and stuff. 60s and 70s. It's great. (01:13:07):
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Justin: Isn't there something called like Bedouin tapes or something? (01:13:13):
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Justin: I don't remember if it's like a genre. (01:13:19):
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Jay: But it's like where it's like on like cassettes and like on like the MP3s on (01:13:22):
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Jay: cell phones and shit. Yeah. (01:13:27):
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Justin: Yeah. I'm always having to do Was it Bedouin? (01:13:29):
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Justin: But yeah, it's like cassettes and phone stuff. (01:13:34):
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Justin: Listen to me. (01:13:41):
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Jay: Don't give me your faggot shit, Derek. Don't be a faggot. Parker Posey's allowed to say faggot. (01:13:42):
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Jay: It's the weather. I give her permission. (01:13:49):
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Justin: Staring at a bearded dragon. (01:13:53):
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Sadie: The lizard. (01:13:55):
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Jay: He's just hanging out. This is a very well-behaved bearded dragon. (01:13:57):
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Jay: Coop would be jumping all over the fucking place. (01:14:00):
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Jay: Although I have walked into like Pat Smart with him on my shoulder before. (01:14:02):
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Justin: She loves doing this move. (01:14:15):
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Jay: Yeah. She's, like, very bad at voguing is what it is. (01:14:21):
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Jay: And then she, like, is orientalist with it. (01:14:28):
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Justin: We're just speaking, we're just speaking, we're going to mix and switch and switch. (01:14:49):
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Jay: What mind-altering substance is she on that's kicking in that quickly? (01:14:53):
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Justin: Hmm. Something that'll make her unborn children grow gills. (01:15:00):
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Jay: Unless Dean Shrooms take longer to kick in. (01:15:04):
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Sadie: It's like that photo of like all the like girls holding cups looking at the (01:15:18):
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Sadie: camera that people use as a meme. (01:15:25):
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Jay: I've got a keffiyeh like that. (01:16:03):
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Jay: I've got that red one, and then I've got like a black one. Not the black and (01:16:07):
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Jay: white one, just a black one. I was marrying you. Mrs. (01:16:12):
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Jay: Nigel Hogsworth. (01:16:16):
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Jay: just want to... I just want to sleep. Come on. I just want to sleep. (01:16:57):
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Jay: Come on. I just want to sleep, Nigel. (01:17:03):
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Sadie: Go home, girl. (01:17:17):
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Justin: Quick, lock it. Quick. Look. Look. Look. (01:17:22):
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Justin: Look. (01:17:35):
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Justin: Look. Look, Mary, just open the door, right? (01:17:40):
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Justin: This, like, turns into a horror movie for, like, 30 seconds. (01:17:46):
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Sadie: Yeah. Open the fucking door, man! Open the fucking door! Open the fucking door! (01:17:49):
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Sadie: Those are all the books she ruined by leaving the windows open. (01:18:11):
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Jay: Music. (01:18:17):
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Justin: I think some of those are bookstore discards. I just noticed one of them had (01:18:44):
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Justin: the title page ripped off, or the front cover ripped off. (01:18:48):
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Jay: Sorry, I'm just trying to see you. Yeah. (01:19:03):
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Justin: Oh, my God. (01:19:09):
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Justin: Apparently there's a word in Russian for guys who just do this. (01:19:19):
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Sadie: Are always carrying things upstairs. (01:19:29):
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Justin: No who like sleep in the uh stairwell, (01:19:31):
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Justin: milo edwards had a comedy bit where he was talking about those types of guys (01:19:38):
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Justin: in that word and he's like oh yeah i think i like that my building turns out (01:19:42):
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Justin: he lives on the fifth floor he just never liked to go into his apartment it's. (01:19:46):
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Sadie: About my future. (01:19:50):
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Justin: He would get drunk and read dostoevsky in the stairwell all day i'm working, (01:19:50):
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Justin: Library instruction. (01:20:13):
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Justin: doing here? You're going to help me, bitch. (01:20:29):
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Sadie: Okay, let's see. We still have to hang that. (01:20:34):
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Jay: Piñata and make the hash brownies. I'm here with the balloons. (01:20:39):
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Jay: Carl. That's. (01:20:46):
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Justin: You know, a piñata. What is a piñata? It's a piñata. (01:21:10):
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Justin: A piñata is a Latin American ritual performed on birthdays and also Christmas. (01:21:16):
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Jay: What's up? Be careful, a piñata! You don't need some high-status degree. (01:21:21):
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Jay: You want the best program for the least money in the shortest amount of time. (01:21:28):
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Jay: Absolutely. Oh, please. That's you. (01:21:32):
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Justin: You went to Colombia. (01:21:34):
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Justin: But I didn't go to Columbia I did my undergraduate there, and Arbor is so much (01:21:38):
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Justin: fun. I don't want to leave New York. Well. (01:21:43):
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Jay: As in non-academic. Howard doesn't approve of academia. He thinks it's for women. (01:21:49):
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Jay: It is. This is me now, (01:21:54):
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Jay: Academic librarianship is for the bourgeois, (01:22:00):
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Jay: I used to be the enemy, I've now seen the error of my ways. (01:22:05):
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Jay: I'm kidding. Kind of. Mostly. (01:22:11):
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Sadie: Yeah, this is the place. We want beer. The queer falafel stand. (01:22:23):
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Jay: Word, where can I go? Where can I get me some queer falafel? (01:22:30):
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Jay: Can I get a falafel and hot sauce? When I worked in Utah, the falafel truck (01:22:38):
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Jay: on campus, they loved me. (01:22:43):
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Sadie: I want that jacket. (01:22:46):
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Jay: Falafel. And then there was like a good falafel pita place when I worked in New Hampshire and (01:22:48):
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Jay: because I could say shukran to say thank you they were like hey and I always (01:22:56):
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Jay: like brought co-workers there for lunch and they like they loved me they're (01:23:01):
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Jay: like hey it's you. I was like yeah it's me. (01:23:04):
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Justin: That's a great story. (01:23:09):
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Jay: Yeah. You're working a new look. Derek, may I have a word with you please? (01:23:11):
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Jay: You see the pinata for your birthday? I like his little cowboy shirt. (01:23:18):
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Justin: Mm-hmm. Judas is coming over here in 15 minutes. (01:23:22):
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Jay: We've got to get these people out of here. (01:23:25):
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Justin: I like how Kurt's just having a good time. (01:23:27):
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Justin: See the pinata? (01:23:31):
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Sadie: Kurt's just there. (01:23:32):
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Justin: She's having a slip. Mary. Leo and I have thrown. (01:23:35):
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Jay: You the party of a lifetime. Like, I like how he calls her Mary, (01:23:40):
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Jay: but not in the timbre cadence as if it was her name, but as a gay person calling anybody Mary. (01:23:43):
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Justin: I think it's just like him like that. (01:23:50):
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Jay: He's just gay. (01:23:53):
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Justin: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. (01:23:56):
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Jay: Mary. Enabler. May I? I expect you on that dance floor in five minutes and please, (01:23:58):
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Jay: Mary, those clothes were priceless. They were irreplaceable. (01:24:26):
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Jay: Mary, those clothes were priceless. (01:24:30):
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Jay: Like he says, doesn't say it like it's her name. (01:24:33):
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Justin: No, he says it like Mario. (01:24:36):
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Jay: No, that's just how gay people call each other Mary. Judy, there's been a mix-up. (01:24:38):
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Justin: I think he's just Italian like that. (01:24:45):
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Jay: No. Derek and Leo threw me the. (01:24:48):
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Justin: Surprise party without my permission. Write in the comments. (01:24:50):
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Justin: Gay or Italian? This is our new game on the show. (01:24:53):
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Sadie: What does this hat say? Ask something? (01:25:00):
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Justin: You haven't heard my plan. This is called tough love, Mary. Please, (01:25:03):
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Justin: open up. Please. It's open. (01:25:08):
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Justin: It's open. (01:25:12):
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Sadie: Never do that. (01:25:13):
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Sadie: Come back with a warrant. (01:25:16):
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Jay: Come back with a warrant. Do not talk to cops. Call your lawyer immediately. (01:25:18):
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Jay: How come I've been getting all. (01:25:22):
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Justin: Those complaints about you? (01:25:22):
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Jay: Even lawyers, like, are like, shut the fuck up around cops. Like, (01:25:24):
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Jay: shut the fuck up. Just don't say anything. Shut the fuck up. We are downtown. (01:25:28):
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Sadie: Officer, you haven't even read her her rights. (01:25:33):
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Justin: A love slave. He looks like What's-His-Face, the actor, um... (01:25:38):
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Sadie: You know, in my experience with middle-aged ladies, she would actually probably (01:25:50):
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Sadie: be the most enthusiastic in that room. Not going to lie. (01:25:56):
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Jay: I'm serious about graduate school. (01:26:00):
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Jay: I wish I were saying I was serious about graduate school with a dude with a (01:26:05):
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Jay: jockstrap thrusting around me. (01:26:09):
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Jay: Arthur loves to just sit and put his butt on a corner of my laptop and then (01:26:18):
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Jay: have his tail go across the keyboard. (01:26:23):
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Justin: Mm-hmm. (01:26:26):
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Jay: See? (01:26:28):
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Jay: Yes, Arthur, everybody can see your tail. You're a good boy. (01:26:30):
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Sadie: Poor stripper. Stop with the lies and manipulations. Why won't you trust me? (01:26:34):
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Sadie: She was very into that library. She lent me a book from there on body piercing. (01:26:50):
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Sadie: That's nothing. Library. (01:26:54):
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Justin: I'm body piercing. (01:26:57):
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Jay: I'm body. See, it is me. (01:26:59):
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Justin: Cross-listed. Yes, cross-listed. Look, there are over 2,000 albums here. So will, (01:27:02):
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Justin: Why not? Because she had sex in the library. (01:27:11):
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Justin: Sex addiction. Sex addiction. Mary. Hey, we're in the library, (01:27:15):
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Justin: Jax. The romance language section. (01:27:20):
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Jay: That's what I want to know. (01:27:22):
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Justin: See, this guy's asking the right questions. I'm so sorry. (01:27:24):
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Jay: Mary did wish us for a while. (01:27:29):
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Sadie: Yes. I'll do it. (01:28:38):
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Jay: In my experience convincing someone you actually do want to go to library school is that hard, (01:28:44):
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Jay: when i when i decided i want to be a librarian i told my boss at the music library (01:28:49):
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Jay: hey i think i want to be a librarian and she was like let me take you out for (01:28:55):
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Jay: a drink and then took me out for a drink and sat me down after she bought me (01:29:00):
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Jay: a drink and went so why do you want to be a librarian librarian. (01:29:05):
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Jay: And I told her and she was like, that's the right answer. (01:29:09):
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Jay: She's like, if you had told me it was because you liked books or reading or (01:29:14):
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Jay: something, I would have told you, no, that I wouldn't help you. (01:29:17):
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Jay: And then she did help me. She helped me with all my applications and helped me pick programs. (01:29:23):
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Jay: I had to interview a librarian for one of my applications and she connected (01:29:29):
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Jay: me with one of her friends who was a wine librarian in California and I got (01:29:35):
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Jay: to interview him. That was cool. (01:29:38):
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Jay: Librarian, huh? (01:29:46):
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Justin: But I never got to do any neat librarian interviews. (01:29:47):
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Justin: That's not true. I interviewed the Judaica librarian at UF. They have a separate (01:29:55):
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Justin: Judaica library, I think. I think it was UF. (01:30:03):
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Jay: Yeah, there were a lot of Judaica and Hebrew language cataloging positions when (01:30:07):
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Jay: I was first looking for jobs. (01:30:14):
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Jay: But yeah, this was for the University of Illinois. They required an interview with a librarian. (01:30:17):
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Justin: The lady bunny itself. (01:30:24):
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Jay: So what's everyone's favorite like thing about this movie like yeah i mean. (01:30:29):
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Justin: The fashion's always fun yeah. (01:30:38):
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Jay: And a rent buff and a rent the. (01:30:40):
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Justin: It twins, (01:30:45):
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Justin: made marion, (01:30:48):
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Justin: Kurt. (01:30:52):
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Sadie: Carl. (01:30:53):
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Jay: See, and like, so the steps that she says that she goes through to help Mustafa, like... (01:30:56):
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Jay: the way that i was taught to do reference was like you would walk someone through, (01:31:13):
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Jay: how to do everything you wouldn't necessarily do the research for them, (01:31:21):
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Jay: um you would like walk them (01:31:28):
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Jay: through um and like show them the skills or like here this is then where you (01:31:31):
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Jay: would find this information and then they could always ask for more help but (01:31:37):
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Jay: that's like usually what subject specialists are for is if you're getting like (01:31:41):
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Jay: really in-depth right yeah. (01:31:46):
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Justin: But she's mostly especially at a public library well she's mostly pulling ready (01:31:48):
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Justin: reference though it was like he knew what (01:31:52):
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Justin: he was asking for he just needed certification and navigating the city. (01:31:55):
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Jay: Yeah ready reference is kind of a lost (01:32:01):
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Jay: art like i learned about ready reference but (01:32:03):
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Jay: i feel like i never had to actually do ready reference (01:32:06):
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Jay: the closest i can think is like when i was at the music library i would have (01:32:10):
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Jay: to like point people to like yeah like here's the i think they're the Costellos, they're these, (01:32:22):
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Jay: Castells, that's what they are they're these books of, (01:32:30):
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Jay: like, (01:32:38):
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Jay: for all the Italian and German operas and stuff it's like the pronunciations (01:32:41):
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Jay: of everything for singers, (01:32:47):
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Jay: so I always have to point people to those, (01:32:52):
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Jay: and those were like on the reference shelf, (01:32:57):
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Jay: Utah had a lot of stuff about like patents so and like standards like standards (01:33:04):
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Jay: books so I had to like know where those were to appoint people to them but. (01:33:12):
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Jay: I don't work with the public anymore more though. (01:33:22):
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Justin: I'm looking to see if there's actually. (01:33:31):
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Sadie: Looking to see if there's actually Teddy Rogers listed anywhere. (01:33:35):
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Justin: It was Teddy Rogers right yeah Teddy, (01:33:38):
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Justin: Available on Relativity Recordings, (01:33:51):
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Justin: I've never noticed that The original soundtrack album, Notice. (01:33:57):
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Jay: Yeah? (01:34:03):
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Justin: I'm going to be looking for that more. (01:34:03):
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Jay: Oh, yeah. That was in movies all the time in the 90s and early aughts. (01:34:06):
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Sadie: It's because the movie soundtrack slapped. (01:34:13):
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Justin: Yeah, in the 90s. Oh, yeah. It's back. (01:34:16):
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Sadie: Oh, God. (01:34:19):
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Jay: Oh, God. (01:34:20):
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Sadie: I forgot about this. (01:34:20):
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Jay: Ah. (01:34:22):
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Sadie: Why did they do this? (01:34:25):
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Jay: I'm looking for who Teddy Rogers is. (01:34:29):
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Jay: I searched for Teddy Rogers in Wikipedia and the party girl showed up. (01:34:44):
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Justin: Is that not a real person? (01:34:52):
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Jay: I don't think so. Maybe. (01:34:54):
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Jay: I don't know okay well that's hardy girl i'm gonna try this out, (01:35:11):
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Jay: cool we did it hopefully it worked this time yeah. (01:35:18):
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Justin: All right i'm stopping it now. (01:35:21):
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