Like Uh Literally: Bachelor Podcast

Jamie and Vic wrap up their year with their own take on Spotify Wrapped, coming up with some real important categories, such as their top McDonald's order of 2024. Come let us wrap your day up with this very exciting new idea.

Vic and Jamie get down and dirty with the deets of our holiday excursions. We then fixate our attention to the gloomiest month of the year. We spill the beans on our Christmas movie rankings. We also want to give our thanks to you for tuning in!

Vic and Jamie go over the epic conclusion to Joan's journey as the first ever Golden Bachelorette. Will she find the second love of her life or will she walk away alone like she's afraid of. Heartbreak is guaranteed on this show but who will be on the receiving end of it?

Jamie and Vic are back to discuss the mansion men, the golden season mansion men who were there to win the heart of Joan. No but actually we cover the men tell all in all it's sweet and endearing glory. We also touch a bit on last week's episode because someone decided to get sick and unable to cover it...ahem.

Vic and Jamie are back! They leave no stone unturned as the pick apart every detail they can find. Joan has some tough decisions to make as she can can only visit four of these amazing guys' hometowns. We miss Charles!

The boys are back and so is the best show on television. We hope you're ready to get wholesome because there's a lot of that to go around. Jamie and Vic can't contain their excitement as Joan embarks on her journey as the first ever Golden Bachelorette!

Vic and Jamie explore this week's episode of The Golden Bachelorette. Many will be surprised as to what happens in this episode that is expertly talked about by two expert daters. We not only break it down, but we also build it up. We not only give you the tips only experts know, but we tell you how to use them. 

They weren't lying when they said this is the most dramatic ending in the show's history. The only problem is, it's also the end of my respect for the show. The producers somehow got confused and thought they were making a horror show and did everything they could to give the star of the show as much trauma as possible. Vic and Jamie then die of disappointment. #JusticeForJenn

Jamie and Vic are excited to dive deep into the Men Tell All, but before that they cover Jenn's Fantasy Suite dates. There seems to be a theme of potentially unreciprocated love flowing through the air in Hawaii. Then we get to see our favorite (and other) men from Jenn's season back on our screens. Some seek redemption, others hoping for love on Paradise, and some just looking to not be asked for feet pics.

Vic and Jamie get real with Jenn and her boys. With their family in the mix, things get a little spicy, with one mom bringing the heat. Some interesting places get shown as well, making me question where I shop for groceries, and how much more horrifying it could be.

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette and the new Bachelor announcement. With one week before hometowns, Jenn has some tough decisions to make. One man pleasantly surprises us, while another aggressively surprises us. Well... it wasn't a surprise, but it was aggressively disappointing. 

Jamie and Vic talk about hiding, and where to seek. Then get into the Bachelorette where we see Jenn, both hide and seek her future husband probably, maybe. Things heat up as the temperature rises. Then things get REAL as the fake all leave, or do they...?

Jamie details his recent painful experience before the boys then cover week 4 of The Bachelorette which was full of surprises. Some men had good showings while others just can't seem to get things right. The drama continues but fortunately so does the romance, as well as something we've all been waiting for. 

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette. Things spice up as multiple things happen. What happens you might ask, well we are here to tell. Full frontal nudity (minus the nudity) was on display. Heated physical arguments (minus the physical) were being had. Then to top it all off, a shocking exit no one expected, (not even the contestant,) took place at a very vulnerable time.

Vic and Jamie discuss this week's episode of The Bachelorette. Things heat up as Devin thinks the show is about him. Aaron's cool gets tested as he gets into the middle of the drama. People jump out of planes, Hakeem faces his biggest fear, and Thomas (T-Dawg) gets emotional.

The Bach is finally back! It's Jenn's turn to look for love and we're here to cover it along the way. Jamie and Vic break down the season premiere and give our opinions on the men that have come for Jenn's heart. Your questions will be ours to answer...we're experts...trust us.

Vic and Jamie Doobie this one up with the Brothers (in Spirit). After that we move onto Spring Cleaning and the emotional impact it had on Jamie. We then nicely wrap up the pod with some of the normal questions of the week questions, planetary edition.