Minimum Baseline

On this week's episode, Taryn makes a flowchart in the hope that she can become more like her hot Sim Jeremy. Stacey launches a new business & boomers gonna boom.  Are you not entertained? If so, you might choose to buy us a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/minimumbaseline

It's not even 2 weeks in and 2023 is already embarrassing. This week on the pod, Taryn admits to being a secret monarchist and Stacey has a big new goal. Plus, we touch on the limitations of self discipline, the 12 week year methodology and the difference between being Jewish and being Jew-ish. 

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We are keeping it short and sweet this week in a bonus minisode! As 2022 draws to a close, we reflect on our first 12 weeks of podcasting. We look ahead to the next 12 weeks and chat about what our goals are in the first quarter of 2023.  PLUS: We bring you a cacophony of batshittery to round out the year. See you again on the 13th of Jan!

Have you ever opened Tinder and thought "I wish this place was bleaker"? Then this is the podcast for you! This week, Stacey has her annual existential crisis & Taryn realises that recovery is not all that it's cracked up to be. Taryn laughs at asphalt & Stacey yells at her brain.

This week, we make like a 90's megadweeb and use a flow chart un-ironically!  Taryn changes things up and proves that Australian media can give the Brits a run for their money in the batshit stakes & Stacey's shares a mini motivation/ weekly batshittery crossover.

Stacey & Taryn both make big leaps forward this week & it caused some brain drama! Taryn becomes the third woman ever to commentate an A League women's soccer game and Stacey gets smashed, but not in the good way.  PLUS: What do a sexual polycule, Enron, cryptocurrency, the Winklevoss twins, Bob Katter and the divorce of Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen have in common? Sound the batsh!t alarm. This week is a doozy. 

This week, Taryn finally announces her big, exciting thing & Stacey uncovers a thought loop that is holding her back. Both sisters struggle to stick to their small, dumb thing & Elon Musk throws some more paint around the joint.  PLUS: Stacey & the Donald both have a wee meltdown over a 1 star review. Only Stacey's has her getting her kit off for the 'gram whist the Don's has him accidentally admit to a major federal crime. 

Stacey did a Triathlon and didn't die! Taryn joins the gig economy! POTS is weird!  PLUS Elon Musk has a wee meltdown and the UK press behaves like the UK press. 

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "I'd like to listen to 27 minutes of white ladies whinging", then this is the podcast for you! PLUS, we discuss whether an Emu can be racist AND a woman drinks coffee in her garden with her husband and Twitter hated it. 

On this weeks episode of Minimum Baseline, we discover that everybody loves Taryn and that Taryn loves virtual football almost as much as the Yarra Jets. Stacey comes so dead last that she almost comes first & Liz Truss has less shelf life than a 6p head of iceberg from Tesco. Lettuce rejoice. 

This week, Taryn & Stacey get their sh!t together! For a data nerd and a methodology queen, they've been suspiciously light on rigour to date. They decide to rectify this by choosing a tracking methodology and putting some flesh on the bones of their minimum baselines.  PLUS: Alex Jones faces off with baby eating lizard people!

In this episode, Taryn see's a cardiologist and makes a big breakthrough in her POTS recovery. Stacey gets half nude in the freezing waters off NZ and gets left alone, Kevin McCallister style. On weekly batshittery, we ask, did you get the CLOT SHOT? Is your 5G reception significantly improved? Ours either. Boo.  PLUS: Stacey is lame and doesn't know Gen Y memes!

This week, Stacey almost ends up on Bondi Rescue & Taryn weeps at laundry powder commercials.  Plus, we tell Hilary Clinton to go f*ck herself and also say mean things about Margaret Thatcher. We're balanced!  Hosted by Stacey Ellis Fisher & Taryn Heddo. 

In Episode 1 we're letting it all hang out! Meet your hosts, Stacey (41) and Taryn (26), find out what goals they're working towards and why they're taking a Minimum Baseline approach towards achieving them. Plus, we introduce our segments 'small dumb thing' and 'weekly batshittery'. This week, there is royal smorgasboard of batshittery to choose from. 

Welcome to Minimum Baseline, the podcast where normal people go to become less. Listen to a couple of occasionally funny normies as they navigate their way towards their big life goals and pick up ways to expand your own life in attainable, achievable ways. Join us every Wednesday at noon (AEDT) for your weekly fix of productive joy.