Niche as Quiche

Niche as Quiche

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

Episodes

September 25, 2025 46 mins

send me voice message, dream interpretation, question, a song, whatever!

sam@nicheasquiche@gmail.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXUMo6RR-QM

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Recorded at 4:46 am this morning. I luff you.

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hi, why not email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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June 10, 2025 7 mins

Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon.

If you have any employment tips, please hit me up samnicheasquiche@gmail.com 

 

I love you and have missed you.

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December 10, 2024 62 mins

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks

AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers!

PLEASE CHECK OUT…  theherkin.com

or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

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November 26, 2024 59 mins

Episode 67

Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.

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or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

or support my sandwiches…

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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,

Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x

 

Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at

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or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

or support my sandwiches…

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November 7, 2024 67 mins

Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.

*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.

And check out the… 

www.theherkin.com 

or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

or support my sandwiches…

https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

 

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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!

And check out the… 

www.theherkin.com 

https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

 

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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!

* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS 

ENJOY X

Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.

 

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samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIB...

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I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.

Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.    

Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,

I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo

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Email me!

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.

I had a mental breakdown

at the start of the pandemic

I was hospitalised and realised

my mind was problematic

now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days

though I feel kinda better

yet I still get sad Hooray

got a 7-year-old daughter

that I want to not fuck up

I used to be kind of famous

but my ego mucked it up 

here I air...

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Remember I love you!!!!!

don't be a snow-fake.

https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0

 

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Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.

say hello

samniceasquiche@gmail.com

listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick 

https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520

 

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Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.

x

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May 1, 2024 26 mins

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.

luv u x

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March 27, 2024 48 mins

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

message me. 

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

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