Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.
Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks
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Episode 67
Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats.
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It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum,
Dad’s in great mood, hope it helps. x
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Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma’s dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo.
*apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins.
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Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!!
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A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That’s Life!
* I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS
ENJOY X
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Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.
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NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIB...
I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix.
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I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.
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Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it,
I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo
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Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro.
I had a mental breakdown
at the start of the pandemic
I was hospitalised and realised
my mind was problematic
now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days
though I feel kinda better
yet I still get sad Hooray
got a 7-year-old daughter
that I want to not fuck up
I used to be kind of famous
but my ego mucked it up
here I air...
Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend.
say hello
listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick
https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520
Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week.
x
Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week.
luv u x
Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.
All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)
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OVER IT EP 51.3
Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week!
In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x
ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51
Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.
I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.
Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50
It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!
50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it. I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson
PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about m...
BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!
I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.
I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.
Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a...
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