Niche as Quiche

Niche as Quiche

Sam Simmons brings you a weekly deep dive into various niche subjects such as Perms, Googly eyes, Seances, shamans, early 20th century crumpet manufacturing AND MUCH MUCH MORE.

Episodes

March 27, 2024 48 mins

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams.

All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb)

message me. 

samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

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OVER IT EP 51.3

Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week! 

In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

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ARMPITS & Head holes it’s episode 51

Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier.

I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded.

Please ...

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Benjamin Johnson it’s episode 50

It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!!

50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it.  I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson

PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about m...

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BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it’s episode 49!!!

I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages.

I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry.

Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a...

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oijhbnyubg it’s episode 48

I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne.

if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.

 

Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some s...

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AM I STRANGE? it’s episode 47! (love to Bevan)

Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night.

Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!!

Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

 

Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if ...

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CAT SCRATH FEVER! it’s episode 46!

Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan.

Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche.

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my bra...

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Cheese and Rice! it’s episode 45!

Kitty sitting, Derryl’s Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche.

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my bran...

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December 27, 2023 47 mins

This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast.

Love you.

Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute ...

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It's episode 43.

Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news

PLUS, I did a thingy!!!!

I also love getting voice messages!

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though,And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new...

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November 26, 2023 48 mins

It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont.

I love getting voice messages!

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

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It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news.

I love getting voice messages!

So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

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October 31, 2023 55 mins

It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it!

And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

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It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis.

Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink.

And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.

https://www.patreo...

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This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now"

Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes!

Do you know what I mean?

And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon.

https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

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This is episode 37! Cover letters.

I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby.

DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

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September 19, 2023 40 mins

DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!!

Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days.

PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson

 

DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/sams...

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It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO

Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I’ll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport.

We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich

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August 21, 2023 54 mins

It's episode 34; Things didn’t go to Japlan.

Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR.

and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

also Including the third episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.

I LOVE...

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