August 2, 2023 • 12 mins
Barton is finally going to explain to John what's going on, but will the explanation make John's life any easier?
Pre-Credits: 00:00 - 00:38
Credits - 00:38 - 00:47
Book One: Beginnings - 00:47 - 07:05
Book Two: Judgements - 07:05 - 12:17
Theme and Outro - 12:17 - 12:57
Thank you for listening to Orks R Dorks: The Chosen One. In this episode you heard:
John Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beeples Kennedy 2033.
All music heard on today’s episode was licensed under a creative commons licence and can be found on freemusicarchive.org and our theme music is Make it Drums by Daedalus.
All sound effects were sourced from freesound.org
You can find all of our past episodes at orksrdorks,podbean.com and we’d love to hear from you. Email is JFK@orksrdorks.co.uk and we’re on twitter @Johnloves40k.
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(00:00):
Dad.
Can you explain it all to me?
So I'm not saying a word.
I'm a voice box you don't ask for?
I know is in the sand,
Liber Cognos Geno.
I can't read this if you have the,
just try.
Ok.
(00:21):
In Principal to Kennedy and they saw it was good.
It's translated on the page as I read this.
What,
what is this book?
The book of Kennedy.
That's right.
I tell the truth.
Chairs on of Dogs of Ducks of Dogs.
(00:47):
Book one begins,
book one,
beginnings,
book one,
beginnings,
book one.
The start in the beginning,
God created Kennedy and they saw it was good.
Male and female.
He created Kennedy.
He set them to live high on a mountain from here.
(01:07):
They could survey all the earth and they saw it was good.
Is this claim we directly descended from Adam and Eve.
They could see a garden luscious and bountiful at the foot of the mountain with a gargantuan tree growing at its center so large was the tree that from the mountain top?
The Kendy could pickle its fruit by just reaching out an arm.
(01:30):
This they did and they re and multiplied in their wisdom,
the growing Kendy clan washed as the garden flourished and its residents frock in their idle until one day a storm broke over the garden and the residents were driven out soon.
The garden was a ruin.
And the angel with the flaming sword,
he guarded the entrance,
grow old as she weakened.
(01:51):
In old age,
the fiery sword she held drooped lower and lower.
Each time it touched the earth gouging a trench.
This trench became the mighty Atari river from which the Tiber Pelase Glod.
Now Emanate Eden was in the home counties from their lofty ire.
(02:16):
The Kennedys watched their fallen cousins eke out a hard life upon the earth.
The man tilled the ground with a sweat of his brow.
The woman brought forth Children with the pain of their hips and low.
They did watch and time did pass when the Lord to create Kennedy,
he created the male and female and named them poor Fan and Bell Rubble.
And the Kennedys were fruitful and multiply and each child which was begat carried upon their person.
(02:41):
The mark of Kennedy,
an extraneous nipple upon their back which would weep milk under a give us moon.
And Han lived 100 and 30 years and begat a son in his own likeness.
And after his image and called his name Banjo.
And the days of Paul after he had forgotten banjo were 800 years and he begat sons and daughters and all the days that poor lived were 930 years.
(03:04):
And he died and banjo lived 100 and five years and began from a and banjo lived after he begat from 807 years and began sons and daughters.
And all the days of banjo were 912 years and he died and from lived 90 years and began Rusca and lived after he begat Russ 815 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of were 905 years and he died.
(03:31):
And Rusca lived 70 years and we got Mo and Rusa lived after we got Mo 840 years.
And we got sons and daughters.
And all the days of Rusca were 910 years and he died.
A Mola bottle lived 65 years and we get uh-huh and Mo lived after he begat uh 830 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of moa were 895 years and he died and uh lived 100 and 62 years and we get and uh lived after he begat Brisco 800 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of uh were 962 years and he died and Prisco lived 65 years and begat a son and he called his name with saying he shall hold eight times.
(04:22):
The love of my other Children.
He shall go forth and intoxicate the world.
And Mrs Scali did say over my dead body,
he show me named Keith.
After my father and Keith grew strong and mighty in his father's house.
He was twice the height of all his brothers and they grew jealous of the favor his father did pour upon him,
but he was unaware of their hatred and he continued to dwell in the house of his father that this isn't explaining anything.
(04:50):
Yeah.
What do you wanna explain something?
I've been keeping a list and this is in no particular order but here we go.
Ok.
Why are we hanging out with the Pope?
Why have you got access to time for a while?
Why were we so popular in Belize back in December 2022?
But never since.
Why did Frank turn evil?
Why does Orky might hate me so much?
What happened to Henry Cavill?
(05:11):
The rat we interviewed?
What happened to the man he was possessing?
How an a burst of unconscious in a sack after so many months?
Why was John Lennon trapped in an orb with me?
How did or he might get the power to curse me?
Is the entity really soon?
Why don't we have any American political history content anymore?
What are the 12 tasks of Kennedy?
(05:31):
When did you find time to record the Lifes of Prison podcast?
Are we human?
Should we have pivoted to a canal Boat Focus podcast after episode three was Lace the niche we should have gone with.
Who the hell is the intended audience for this?
How did we afford to go to Duff and,
and have a whole wrestling match when the pound is so weak?
Was there even a swan boat in the first place or did you just abandon us?
(05:54):
Why am I the chosen one?
And when will the elder get the appreciation they need?
Instead of more bloody space marines,
you know,
all the important questions on top of them.
Anyway,
prices be a laugh,
(06:14):
eat nothing more dreams.
And time travel is second nature.
The algorithm possession,
ancestral rivalry,
sewer,
being a former availability,
a reason to get out now.
No guarantee isn't even enough for that.
The format changed too much to be.
There will be a salvation or do of humanity,
our life outside the island.
(06:35):
So no,
we are Kennedys and I love to pass a reminds all of us of your mother too much.
I don't know.
I think this may just be a new life crisis.
I and I did and then I was all alone.
Answer.
That is why I,
I never spaces always be top dogs that right in no shape or form.
(06:59):
But you say to find out more about why I'm the chosen one I must read on what book two Judgments nailed it.
And Keith saw the struggles of humanity from atop the mountain and he wished to lessen their burden.
He gifted them far from one high to warm them on a winter's night.
But they cursed him for burning their crops.
He gifted them with rain for their crops so they would flourish and grow.
(07:21):
They cursed him as their families were washed away.
He gifted them fertility.
They have family around them as a comfort in their old age,
but they cursed him due to his resultant malthusian catastrophe.
Prisco spoke to her son,
Keith light of my life.
Apple of my eye.
It is the heavy heart that I must banish you from my house.
(07:41):
Your brothers have told me of how you torment and play with the humans.
This is not how I raised you look even now they wore and rage due to your interference.
I banish you to go and live amongst them until you can undo the horrors you have wrought and Keith was banished to live amongst the humans.
The tales of his time amongst the tribes can be read of in the chronicles of Keith.
(08:02):
Chronicles of Keith years passed and the sign of Keith grew strong,
his line of Kennedy multiplied and spread across the land.
His seed was spread far and wide and he flourished.
He lived well and was blessed with many a child,
sided with many a different human woman.
One night on the eve of his death,
(08:23):
he lay in his tent,
the desert winds gently blowing the tent flap,
his eyes were milky.
His hands were shaky and his voice was really and weak.
He felt a shadow a light upon his face.
He turned to see standing next to his bed.
His youngest brother salon now also withered by age and time.
Embrace me,
(08:43):
brother for I am found you have been lost since you left us.
And your absence has destroyed my father.
His once turgid intellect became flaccid and his spirit dolled until it extinguished with his death.
The Lord's favor fell from us.
We've been forced to dwell amongst the ox and the pigs while you have to base yourself with these primates and drawn around yourself.
(09:07):
A mantle of worldly treasures.
Salonga climbed a top.
Keith bared his breast and drew a knife from his tunic and sliced it across his chest.
Our shed our shed blood.
So we are no longer kin for what you have brought upon my family.
I curse you and your descendants to the 77th generation.
They shall know no peace and my offspring will crush them under their heel.
(09:32):
Come the morning,
Keith called in his 12 daughters and told them of the prophecy his brother had laid upon the family.
They wept for the harm to their Children,
all except for Betty ruble.
Why do you weep and nash your teeth,
sisters?
Are we not the mothers of powerful nations?
What are the words of one old man to strike fear in our hearts?
(09:52):
Let us not despair.
Let us instead prepare our Children for the road which lies ahead of them.
The sisters agreed and began to plan in doing so.
Were the 12 tasks of Kennedy created?
They shared them with their father who was pleased with their wisdom.
My Children,
you have mightily blessed your offspring tonight.
And these tasks you have created are right and good.
(10:13):
When a child of yours has completed all 12,
then they shall know they are the chosen one ready to stand against.
The Salonga would wipe out the Children of Keith.
So are we Keith sons and not Kennedys?
(10:35):
When a child of yours has completed all 12,
then they shall know they are the chosen one ready to stand against the longer who would wipe out the Children of they shall save our family from its demise.
And there is much rejoicing and all the days of Keith were 969 and he died.
But how does that make me the chosen one?
(10:56):
And why should I believe this bronze age text?
Anyway,
text decide for yourself and,
and the time that some self generations come,
if you're not the chosen one,
you can be,
you're a young,
can be in this generation is like dead in say in politics.
It can be only you.
You've seen what can do now.
Sp and Alice in terms of the full possession of his powers up on his 50th birthday,
(11:22):
his mind reflooded all the knowledge in the song,
his past,
present and future and that nothing for him.
I guess it is bad for us,
but it's not as apocalyptic as you've claimed.
Oh,
my son,
the modern science has shown us that the essence or rather the Kennedy has spread throughout the world.
There is no alive today and not place ancestry back to Keith.
(11:43):
If he destroy us,
then you destroy everyone,
even himself.
So,
what do I have to do?
You must take the ta and Kennedy come into your power and the feet or like what if I just shoot him?
You must still keep the Tass Kennedy come into your power or in combat.
More fucking wrestling.
You must still keep the 12 Tas and Kennedy come into your power and your feet or in hand combat is doomed.
(12:09):
Fine.
I'm ready.
Give me the tasks to be continued of dogs,
of dogs,
of dogs.
Thank you for listening to or the chosen one in this episode.
You heard Dr Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beatles Kennedy 2033.
(12:33):
All music heard on today's episode was licensed under a Creative Commons license can be found on free music archive dot org and our theme music is Make it drums by data.
All sound effects were sourced from free sound dot org.
You can find all our past episodes at dot pod bean dot com and we'd love to hear from you.
Our email is JFK at or dot co dot UK.
(12:54):
We're on Twitter at John Loves 40 K.
Dad.
Can you explain it all to me?
So I'm not saying a word.
I'm a voice box you don't ask for?
I know is in the sand,
Liber Cognos Geno.
I can't read this if you have the,
just try.
Ok.
(00:21):
In Principal to Kennedy and they saw it was good.
It's translated on the page as I read this.
What,
what is this book?
The book of Kennedy.
That's right.
I tell the truth.
Chairs on of Dogs of Ducks of Dogs.
(00:47):
Book one begins,
book one,
beginnings,
book one,
beginnings,
book one.
The start in the beginning,
God created Kennedy and they saw it was good.
Male and female.
He created Kennedy.
He set them to live high on a mountain from here.
(01:07):
They could survey all the earth and they saw it was good.
Is this claim we directly descended from Adam and Eve.
They could see a garden luscious and bountiful at the foot of the mountain with a gargantuan tree growing at its center so large was the tree that from the mountain top?
The Kendy could pickle its fruit by just reaching out an arm.
(01:30):
This they did and they re and multiplied in their wisdom,
the growing Kendy clan washed as the garden flourished and its residents frock in their idle until one day a storm broke over the garden and the residents were driven out soon.
The garden was a ruin.
And the angel with the flaming sword,
he guarded the entrance,
grow old as she weakened.
(01:51):
In old age,
the fiery sword she held drooped lower and lower.
Each time it touched the earth gouging a trench.
This trench became the mighty Atari river from which the Tiber Pelase Glod.
Now Emanate Eden was in the home counties from their lofty ire.
(02:16):
The Kennedys watched their fallen cousins eke out a hard life upon the earth.
The man tilled the ground with a sweat of his brow.
The woman brought forth Children with the pain of their hips and low.
They did watch and time did pass when the Lord to create Kennedy,
he created the male and female and named them poor Fan and Bell Rubble.
And the Kennedys were fruitful and multiply and each child which was begat carried upon their person.
(02:41):
The mark of Kennedy,
an extraneous nipple upon their back which would weep milk under a give us moon.
And Han lived 100 and 30 years and begat a son in his own likeness.
And after his image and called his name Banjo.
And the days of Paul after he had forgotten banjo were 800 years and he begat sons and daughters and all the days that poor lived were 930 years.
(03:04):
And he died and banjo lived 100 and five years and began from a and banjo lived after he begat from 807 years and began sons and daughters.
And all the days of banjo were 912 years and he died and from lived 90 years and began Rusca and lived after he begat Russ 815 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of were 905 years and he died.
(03:31):
And Rusca lived 70 years and we got Mo and Rusa lived after we got Mo 840 years.
And we got sons and daughters.
And all the days of Rusca were 910 years and he died.
A Mola bottle lived 65 years and we get uh-huh and Mo lived after he begat uh 830 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of moa were 895 years and he died and uh lived 100 and 62 years and we get and uh lived after he begat Brisco 800 years and begat sons and daughters and all the days of uh were 962 years and he died and Prisco lived 65 years and begat a son and he called his name with saying he shall hold eight times.
(04:22):
The love of my other Children.
He shall go forth and intoxicate the world.
And Mrs Scali did say over my dead body,
he show me named Keith.
After my father and Keith grew strong and mighty in his father's house.
He was twice the height of all his brothers and they grew jealous of the favor his father did pour upon him,
but he was unaware of their hatred and he continued to dwell in the house of his father that this isn't explaining anything.
(04:50):
Yeah.
What do you wanna explain something?
I've been keeping a list and this is in no particular order but here we go.
Ok.
Why are we hanging out with the Pope?
Why have you got access to time for a while?
Why were we so popular in Belize back in December 2022?
But never since.
Why did Frank turn evil?
Why does Orky might hate me so much?
What happened to Henry Cavill?
(05:11):
The rat we interviewed?
What happened to the man he was possessing?
How an a burst of unconscious in a sack after so many months?
Why was John Lennon trapped in an orb with me?
How did or he might get the power to curse me?
Is the entity really soon?
Why don't we have any American political history content anymore?
What are the 12 tasks of Kennedy?
(05:31):
When did you find time to record the Lifes of Prison podcast?
Are we human?
Should we have pivoted to a canal Boat Focus podcast after episode three was Lace the niche we should have gone with.
Who the hell is the intended audience for this?
How did we afford to go to Duff and,
and have a whole wrestling match when the pound is so weak?
Was there even a swan boat in the first place or did you just abandon us?
(05:54):
Why am I the chosen one?
And when will the elder get the appreciation they need?
Instead of more bloody space marines,
you know,
all the important questions on top of them.
Anyway,
prices be a laugh,
(06:14):
eat nothing more dreams.
And time travel is second nature.
The algorithm possession,
ancestral rivalry,
sewer,
being a former availability,
a reason to get out now.
No guarantee isn't even enough for that.
The format changed too much to be.
There will be a salvation or do of humanity,
our life outside the island.
(06:35):
So no,
we are Kennedys and I love to pass a reminds all of us of your mother too much.
I don't know.
I think this may just be a new life crisis.
I and I did and then I was all alone.
Answer.
That is why I,
I never spaces always be top dogs that right in no shape or form.
(06:59):
But you say to find out more about why I'm the chosen one I must read on what book two Judgments nailed it.
And Keith saw the struggles of humanity from atop the mountain and he wished to lessen their burden.
He gifted them far from one high to warm them on a winter's night.
But they cursed him for burning their crops.
He gifted them with rain for their crops so they would flourish and grow.
(07:21):
They cursed him as their families were washed away.
He gifted them fertility.
They have family around them as a comfort in their old age,
but they cursed him due to his resultant malthusian catastrophe.
Prisco spoke to her son,
Keith light of my life.
Apple of my eye.
It is the heavy heart that I must banish you from my house.
(07:41):
Your brothers have told me of how you torment and play with the humans.
This is not how I raised you look even now they wore and rage due to your interference.
I banish you to go and live amongst them until you can undo the horrors you have wrought and Keith was banished to live amongst the humans.
The tales of his time amongst the tribes can be read of in the chronicles of Keith.
(08:02):
Chronicles of Keith years passed and the sign of Keith grew strong,
his line of Kennedy multiplied and spread across the land.
His seed was spread far and wide and he flourished.
He lived well and was blessed with many a child,
sided with many a different human woman.
One night on the eve of his death,
(08:23):
he lay in his tent,
the desert winds gently blowing the tent flap,
his eyes were milky.
His hands were shaky and his voice was really and weak.
He felt a shadow a light upon his face.
He turned to see standing next to his bed.
His youngest brother salon now also withered by age and time.
Embrace me,
(08:43):
brother for I am found you have been lost since you left us.
And your absence has destroyed my father.
His once turgid intellect became flaccid and his spirit dolled until it extinguished with his death.
The Lord's favor fell from us.
We've been forced to dwell amongst the ox and the pigs while you have to base yourself with these primates and drawn around yourself.
(09:07):
A mantle of worldly treasures.
Salonga climbed a top.
Keith bared his breast and drew a knife from his tunic and sliced it across his chest.
Our shed our shed blood.
So we are no longer kin for what you have brought upon my family.
I curse you and your descendants to the 77th generation.
They shall know no peace and my offspring will crush them under their heel.
(09:32):
Come the morning,
Keith called in his 12 daughters and told them of the prophecy his brother had laid upon the family.
They wept for the harm to their Children,
all except for Betty ruble.
Why do you weep and nash your teeth,
sisters?
Are we not the mothers of powerful nations?
What are the words of one old man to strike fear in our hearts?
(09:52):
Let us not despair.
Let us instead prepare our Children for the road which lies ahead of them.
The sisters agreed and began to plan in doing so.
Were the 12 tasks of Kennedy created?
They shared them with their father who was pleased with their wisdom.
My Children,
you have mightily blessed your offspring tonight.
And these tasks you have created are right and good.
(10:13):
When a child of yours has completed all 12,
then they shall know they are the chosen one ready to stand against.
The Salonga would wipe out the Children of Keith.
So are we Keith sons and not Kennedys?
(10:35):
When a child of yours has completed all 12,
then they shall know they are the chosen one ready to stand against the longer who would wipe out the Children of they shall save our family from its demise.
And there is much rejoicing and all the days of Keith were 969 and he died.
But how does that make me the chosen one?
(10:56):
And why should I believe this bronze age text?
Anyway,
text decide for yourself and,
and the time that some self generations come,
if you're not the chosen one,
you can be,
you're a young,
can be in this generation is like dead in say in politics.
It can be only you.
You've seen what can do now.
Sp and Alice in terms of the full possession of his powers up on his 50th birthday,
(11:22):
his mind reflooded all the knowledge in the song,
his past,
present and future and that nothing for him.
I guess it is bad for us,
but it's not as apocalyptic as you've claimed.
Oh,
my son,
the modern science has shown us that the essence or rather the Kennedy has spread throughout the world.
There is no alive today and not place ancestry back to Keith.
(11:43):
If he destroy us,
then you destroy everyone,
even himself.
So,
what do I have to do?
You must take the ta and Kennedy come into your power and the feet or like what if I just shoot him?
You must still keep the Tass Kennedy come into your power or in combat.
More fucking wrestling.
You must still keep the 12 Tas and Kennedy come into your power and your feet or in hand combat is doomed.
(12:09):
Fine.
I'm ready.
Give me the tasks to be continued of dogs,
of dogs,
of dogs.
Thank you for listening to or the chosen one in this episode.
You heard Dr Frankie Kennedy and Barton Beatles Kennedy 2033.
(12:33):
All music heard on today's episode was licensed under a Creative Commons license can be found on free music archive dot org and our theme music is Make it drums by data.
All sound effects were sourced from free sound dot org.
You can find all our past episodes at dot pod bean dot com and we'd love to hear from you.
Our email is JFK at or dot co dot UK.
(12:54):
We're on Twitter at John Loves 40 K.
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