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>> Skylar (00:18):
Last time on Black Friday of the dead.

>> Fatty Lumpkins (00:21):
If we can arm ourselves at sporties.

>> Quinn (00:23):
We could, like, get some, like, raincoats and then,
like, killing stuff. Just swap out
the raincoat.

>> Dave (00:30):
Yeah, that's a great idea. How sturdy do these zombies,
look on their feet?

>> Skylar (00:34):
And these are kind of your classic shufflers. Slow
moving and they don't hold up super well,
but they are resilient. The other one that is on
your left side does not get knocked down.
And he is going to make, an attack against
you, Dave. You take eight damage as this
zombie lunges forward and bites you in the
shoulder. there is a utility cart, but there is

(00:57):
a what looks like some kind of janitorial
just sitting there. And he goes,
hey, are you
a, survivor? Be advised, the
military has completely surrounded the
facility. If you are a survivor, you
must last until midnight and make it to
the rooftop where we will land a chopper and pick

(01:19):
you up. As you guys are walking
down this little corridor here, there are windows
into the COVID to cover bookstore. And you
actually see that there seems to be some survivors
inside. a couple of people are standing guard by where
the front doors would be. It seems like they have taken
bookcases and they have pushed them in front
of this opening to kind of create a makeshift barricade.

(01:41):
Yeah, we got a guy over here that's from the news.

>> Quinn (01:44):
What's the best way to get up to the roof?

>> Skylar (01:46):
There's one in the security office.

Which side of the mall is that on?

>> Skylar (01:50):
The other one? Going out into the main hallway is just
completely unsafe. Have you seen how many zombies are out there?

>> Cameron (01:56):
I will go ahead and join you guys. My name's Jackson,
in case you guys needed formalities.

>> Skylar (02:01):
And at the other end of this track, you can see a couple of
zombies that are both just kind of standing there right next to the rainy day
for you store. There is a fast fad
hobbies store. Nick, on the other hand, the one that
was lurching towards you, lunges forward
and bites onto you on
your hand. You guys have your distraction. You have your robot

(02:21):
dog. You have your, RC vehicle
ready to go to create this distraction.
Welcome, everybody, to another episode of
Black Friday of the Dead,
where a group of individuals are trapped
in a mall during Black Friday. And
it's a, it's a fun throwback to 2016. It's all

(02:43):
set in place in 2016. That's.
That's an important detail. So, get your mindset back in
2016, before COVID during
the time of the The Harambe
disaster.
rest in peace. I didn't have any other references.
Off the top of my head.

>> Quinn (03:00):
It's Cubs won the World Series.

>> Skylar (03:02):
The Cubs won the World Series. Thank you. Appreciate the
sports reference from Quinn. speaking of Quinn,
the people who are currently running around trapped in this
mall full of zombies are. Dave,
Quinn, and they're all playing themselves. Just to clarify.
I'll get to you in a moment. Jackson
and Fatty Lumpkins, these are our returning players.

(03:23):
And added to this is Cameron,
who once again, as I say every time I
introduce you, is just. He's in everything.

>> Cameron (03:30):
They thought they would finally get a series without
me, and I crawled my way
back and he was
furious.

>> Skylar (03:40):
No, just because of schedules and stuff. It didn't work
out to initially happen, but thankfully a mall full
of zombies and, ah, a bunch of you guys are.
Would be like teenagers if. Older teenagers. Young
adults. Young adults is a good way to put it.

>> Cameron (03:54):
I was 18, so yeah, young adults.

>> Skylar (03:56):
Is a good way to put it. So, running around, it's
easy to throw additional characters in.
we may even have one more coming in, but I'll leave that to
be a surprise. But for now, we're gonna jump back to where we
were in Black Friday of the
Dead. Okay,
so, Fatty and Dave and
Quinn, the three of you had just come out of Fast

(04:19):
Fab Hobbies. You guys were able to secure
yourselves a remote control car as
well as a small remote control dog, I
believe is Dave. What you. You grabbed to put on
the back or trunk bed of
this. This remote control car. Yes.
So that's what you guys have. your current goal
was to create some sort of a distraction in order to

(04:41):
release Jackson from,
inside of COVID to cover, which is currently barricaded,
but also surrounded kind of by zombies at the entrance. So
he didn't really have an opportunity to get out.
so what are you guys doing with your. With your new
found electronics?

>> Quinn (04:58):
Well, so we sent the janitor, guy.

>> Skylar (05:01):
Oh, yeah, that's right.

>> Quinn (05:02):
What did we send him to do?
Yeah, power tools.

>> Skylar (05:06):
Yeah, power tools.

Oh, I can use power tools.

>> Skylar (05:09):
There you go.

>> Quinn (05:10):
I think it might have been power tools or something.

>> Skylar (05:13):
Did you send him to a specific store?

>> Quinn (05:14):
Let's just say he died on the way. He never came back.

>> Skylar (05:17):
We'll just have him return back to his home
because he had our tools on his heart.

>> Quinn (05:23):
What did we want? The tool. We wanted them just for defense or. What do we
want?

>> Skylar (05:26):
Fatty just was really adamant about the fact that he's
really Good with power tools. Let's just roll with the
fact that the old janitor guy, who, unfortunately,
his name also escapes me.
We could. Yes.

>> Cameron (05:41):
This could be very easily solved by, like, taking a
minute and listening to what, like the last three minutes, which.

>> Skylar (05:47):
I actually spent today doing.
And one of the few details I don't remember was what his name
was or what he left for. But whatever the
case, he's off getting tools from his cart, which I do
feel like was correct. And at the moment,
you guys are just standing, like I said, right. Probably close
to the entrance of the Fast Fab

(06:07):
Hobbies with your gear that you've gotten. So what
is your plan? And. Or rather not. What is your plan?
We're waiting on. Not your plan.

>> Quinn (06:14):
We're waiting on Jackson, aren't we?

>> Skylar (06:16):
Well, no, no, no. You're trying to get him out.

>> Cameron (06:18):
No, I'm stuck.

>> Skylar (06:19):
We need to. So Jackson is in dispatch a
hord.

Of zombies, that are in between our
way of meeting up.

>> Quinn (06:27):
So we're going to take that car, the RC car, and we're going to
put in the. We're
going to.

>> Dave (06:33):
Sparky, Barky.

>> Quinn (06:35):
Sparky, Barky.

>> Skylar (06:36):
Put them in the back room.

>> Quinn (06:38):
Zip that out. clear. But the entrance
is still blocked, right? Or able to get through.

>> Skylar (06:43):
You're hoping that I. As I recall, you guys are hoping that
it'll create a distraction that'll lead the zombies away.

>> Quinn (06:50):
But didn't you have the entrance block to the bookstore?

>> Skylar (06:53):
He was. I think he was. You were just gonna climb over.
It's just bookshelves and a bunch of stacked.

>> Quinn (06:59):
So we should try and we're. We
should try and try the strategy, basically.

>> Skylar (07:04):
Yeah, absolutely. you can easily, obviously, get that dog
started making a bunch of noise and so on and so forth. here's my
question to you. What? Where are you
leading these zombies from?

>> Quinn (07:13):
You know how we drop down the gate?

>> Skylar (07:16):
Yes.

>> Quinn (07:16):
So we should put the car out with Sparky on it, drop the gate.
Because when they go the opposite way so that when
they walk by, they aren't gonna come and get us.

>> Skylar (07:25):
When you say drop the gate, where is the gate?

>> Dave (07:27):
I think we were.

>> Quinn (07:28):
Well, you know, just the normal store gate where, you know.

>> Skylar (07:30):
Right. So you're gonna lead them into a store.

>> Quinn (07:33):
No. Well, I mean, that's not a bad idea idea either.
I'm saying just lead them down.

>> Cameron (07:38):
You're talking about.

>> Quinn (07:39):
I'm saying just lean them down. That's not a bad idea either, though, is lead them
into a store and m. Then drop the gate on them.

>> Cameron (07:43):
Yeah. What's the most useless store on this map?

>> Quinn (07:46):
I. I'm gonna. I would. I mean, I would be able to find a key,
wouldn't I?

>> Skylar (07:50):
I think.

>> Dave (07:52):
I think.

>> Quinn (07:53):
No, we can't. We. We need Stanky. That's one of his.

I need a candle.

>> Skylar (07:56):
Okay.

>> Dave (07:58):
We could lead him down the. That empty
hallway by Chester's Fun Time.

Arcade, send them into the bowling alley. You only lose your
bowling.

>> Dave (08:06):
It might give us. Yeah, some of them might go in.

>> Skylar (08:09):
The bowling alley, but it's an easy thing
to cut off.

>> Dave (08:13):
That might give us some time to
open up the door to sporties
and maybe to Chester's Fun
Time.

>> Cameron (08:22):
If. If you led them on to
one of the lanes on a bowling alley, would they be
able to leave?
Because they don't have bowling shoes.

>> Skylar (08:36):
That's for sure. I'm sure they'd get yelled at, though.

>> Cameron (08:39):
They're gonna be all slick and falling.

Down, and we're in proficient at
bowling that they could bowl a strike of zombies.

>> Cameron (08:46):
Yeah.

>> Quinn (08:46):
We could send them down the oily lanes and never be able to.

>> Cameron (08:49):
They'll never be able to leave.

>> Skylar (08:50):
Wow. Well, you can only hope. But whatever the case, at the
moment, I would say the doors to the bowling alley are
open. so if you would like to. You
could try to use this, this
car and the dog to get him in there.
So who would like to be in control
of the remote control car and make the
attempt to lead the zombies in?

>> Quinn (09:11):
I have a thing of good luck, so, I mean, I'm willing.

>> Dave (09:14):
Okay, Quinn, use your virtual
racing skills.

>> Quinn (09:19):
I have driving.

>> Skylar (09:19):
He does have driving.

>> Quinn (09:21):
Driving a car.

>> Skylar (09:22):
How much?

>> Quinn (09:22):
Three.

>> Skylar (09:24):
I'll give you this. I'll give you that.

>> Quinn (09:25):
Wow.

>> Skylar (09:25):
Level three. Okay. So.

>> Quinn (09:27):
And gaming.

>> Skylar (09:28):
I mean. Yep, gaming. I
can't give you multiple skills, but I think. What is gaming
at, for one? Okay, well, we'll give you driving a car because
this technically is very literally driving a car.

>> Dave (09:40):
Can we see a bowling lane from where we
are?

>> Quinn (09:43):
No.

>> Skylar (09:44):
Yeah. The doors are pretty.

>> Quinn (09:46):
Do they have one of those? Can we.
They would have something where you could.

>> Skylar (09:50):
Put a camera on the car.

Yeah. Does this Hobby Town have gone pro?

>> Quinn (09:53):
We were gonna say Hobby Town's got a. Like a
miniature camera that we can put on to
the RC car. Realistic.

>> Skylar (10:02):
I'm gonna speed this along. I would just say that the
car. You grabbed a nice one. You grabbed like, a really
high, expensive, high quality one. And it has a camera
on it, so it'll be on. It's just like with like, some of
the, drones. Like, on
the controller, there's a screen.

>> Quinn (10:18):
Okay.

>> Skylar (10:19):
So.

>> Quinn (10:19):
All right, well, so let's get, Sparky ready to
go, and we'll get the car. Car starts up fine.

>> Skylar (10:25):
Yep. Oh, yeah, absolutely. It's all charged up, ready to go.

>> Dave (10:28):
All right, I got Sparky's remote. I put Sparky in the back. I
got my finger on the bark button.

>> Quinn (10:32):
All right, so I'm gonna wheel him out. I'm gonna wheel the car out.

>> Skylar (10:35):
Okay.

>> Quinn (10:36):
Without making any noise yet.

>> Skylar (10:37):
So I'm gonna have you, roll a. I'm gonna call it an
intelligence just because you're, you know, using a car.
This is the D6. Yep. And then you're gonna add your intelligence,
and you're gonna add your plus three for driving a
car. And then I'm gonna give you a plus one as well,
because of the fact that you guys added the dog on, which is an added
distraction.

>> Quinn (10:55):
You said it. Six.

>> Skylar (10:56):
Yeah. D six. Yep.

>> Quinn (10:58):
Six.

>> Skylar (10:59):
Holy crap.

>> Quinn (11:00):
Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.

>> Skylar (11:02):
Eleven.

>> Quinn (11:02):
Twelve.

>> Skylar (11:03):
Okay. So ridiculously successful.
You shoot this, Dave, you hit the button on the dog,
the car goes flying out at high speed.
Quinn's expertly, navigating this vehicle
as it shoots past, and you just start doing, like, some loop de
loops, trying to get their attention. And sure enough, the zombies
just are gathering around. They hear this dog
this whole time, and they just gather around

(11:25):
this electronic, car. And then
eventually, after you've kind of really gotten just about all of their attention,
you just lead it off into the bowling alley,
and they sort of file in in a line.

>> Quinn (11:36):
What do I see in the bowling alley?

>> Skylar (11:38):
There's a handful of zombies inside the bowling alley. some of
them are carrying those bowling ball is,
like, in their hands, and they're kind of, like, awkwardly leaned
based on the weight from the bowling.

>> Quinn (11:48):
There's no zombies necessarily around us in that
little mall area.

>> Skylar (11:52):
Yeah, I mean, there's, like, maybe one or two that you can see off in
the distance. I kind of.

>> Quinn (11:57):
The bowling alley would have another gate. Every
sort. Wow. What I like.
Door.

>> Skylar (12:04):
Good point. Yeah. It. It should also have a gate as well that comes on
the outside of the doors.

>> Quinn (12:09):
I'm gonna take.

>> Skylar (12:11):
Maybe it's just the doors. It is kind of just a doors thing,
but here's what I'll give you is it has
extruding handles that it. That
kind of are fused to the door.

>> Quinn (12:21):
Right.

>> Cameron (12:21):
You need a mop.

>> Skylar (12:23):
Yes.

>> Quinn (12:23):
I. I mean, I'm just. I mean, I assume every store in there's got A
broom or a mop. Yep. All right, so I want to take the
car, zoom it around the bowling alley a little bit, but
I want to point it to the door, make sure that the doors are safe, that I can get
over there in time.

>> Skylar (12:36):
Yeah. Oh, yeah.

>> Quinn (12:37):
All right, so I want to run over there. Then we'll throw a mop in the door.

>> Skylar (12:40):
Okay, sounds good. So you slam these doors to the bowling
alley close, locking in a bunch of the zombies. I
would say that you can even maybe see from the camera, maybe you hand
it off to somebody.

>> Quinn (12:49):
I don't know.

>> Skylar (12:49):
but whatever the case, you guys notice that a couple of them are, like. They notice the
door and they turn around, but before they can do it, anything, you slide
that, mop into the doorway, and they go over towards
it, and they kind of bump against it a couple of times, realize it's
closed or that it's a barrier in their way, and kind of
just mosey on.

>> Quinn (13:05):
Go back towards the car.

>> Skylar (13:06):
Exactly. Yep. Into their new environment. You
basically cleared the area for the most part.
as you do this, obviously, the people from COVID
to cover are watching. Jackson, you are able to climb
over the barrier, and following just behind
you is the guy that you just finished talking
to.

>> Cameron (13:23):
Connor, we had a very riveting conversation. Do you remember
what that was about?

>> Quinn (13:27):
100%.

>> Cameron (13:28):
I mean, we talked. We talked about just this
one topic for, like, 20 minutes, and it was
just really in depth. real, real quick, what was your favorite
part about that conversation?
You know, just talking about, you know, just talking about, you know,
how EpiPens are really.
They're really just the most important thing that

(13:48):
people have, you know?

>> Quinn (13:50):
Was that.

>> Cameron (13:50):
Was I right?

>> Quinn (13:51):
Yeah, you were spot on, actually.

>> Cameron (13:53):
Well, I saw you, like, jamming your eye.

>> Skylar (13:55):
I was like, insulin is low. I don't.

>> Cameron (13:58):
I don't put insulin on my arm.
You go, like, on your stomach.
Yeah.

>> Quinn (14:04):
Oh.

>> Cameron (14:04):
So if you had done that, you're.

>> Quinn (14:07):
Shooting hard H.

>> Skylar (14:10):
Straight hair.

>> Cameron (14:12):
Why you keep tapping your arm right at a needle
point?
What are you fighting over there, Skyler?

>> Skylar (14:21):
Because I didn't have a chance to tell you about your character that we
already implemented into the game as an NPC and now is becoming
a PC. Yeah. so, quick
rundown. although I'm saying 2016, everybody's
playing themselves in 2016.

>> Cameron (14:35):
2016.

>> Skylar (14:36):
Well, hold on. You're the only one that's playing yourself
now, okay? Because I already implemented you
as a news reporter who was at the mall to
report on the craziness of Black Friday.

>> Cameron (14:48):
Okay.

>> Skylar (14:48):
And then in the process, you and
your, camera person, Shayna,
both got trapped inside cover to cover, which is
the bookstore in the mall.

>> Cameron (14:58):
So where is Shayna exactly?

>> Skylar (15:00):
she's also in there with you.

>> Cameron (15:01):
Okay.

>> Skylar (15:02):
I thought so. There's a big barrier over the entrance to the COVID
to cover which has kept the few survivors that are inside
safe. Jackson is one of them that was in there
with you guys, and he was planning on leaving
with this group of survivors that they ran into, just waiting
for the zombies to get out of the way. And that, in
that time, you asked him if he could go find your insulin.

(15:22):
But for, Tell me. Tell me a little bit about why
at this point, you see that the zombies have kind of left the area. Why
are you taking the initiative upon yourself
to flee the scene and leave the COVID to
cover safety?

>> Cameron (15:34):
Well, you see, news, reporters, they run on deadlines. You know,
I gotta. I gotta get out. Gotta get to the. Gotta get back to the
news station, you know, get ready to turn the story into.

>> Skylar (15:43):
That's right.

>> Cameron (15:43):
Cause, you know, I can't just stay there this whole time. I gotta get
out.

>> Skylar (15:46):
That's true. That's true. I would say
Shayna is obviously your camera person.

>> Cameron (15:53):
Obviously.
Yeah.

>> Skylar (15:54):
She seems a little bit hesitant. She's like, connor,
where are you going?

>> Cameron (15:58):
It's like a news reporter's job is never done.
We must inform the people. We must
let them know of what is going on here.

>> Skylar (16:06):
But it's safe here. It's not safe out there.
There's zombies out there. Right guard by the shoulders. No, you don't
understand. Understand.

>> Quinn (16:14):
The people need to know.

>> Skylar (16:18):
I'm gonna. I'm gonna have you roll a D6 and you
can add your, There's a charisma
you. I know you have charisma. Yeah, as a skill. So you
can add that.

>> Cameron (16:28):
do you want to know my added skills? Like, do I need to run down all the added
skills or one.

>> Skylar (16:32):
Oh, actually, yes. I'd love to hear what added skills you
have.

>> Cameron (16:35):
So we've got a weightlifting at level five whole.

>> Skylar (16:38):
Are you serious? What? I mean, that's like
Olympic level.

>> Cameron (16:41):
Yeah, that's what I told him.

>> Skylar (16:44):
Sounds good.

>> Cameron (16:45):
Medicine. I'm just putting that at vague as level three because, you know,
you gotta have the insulin. are you talking, like, our
actual stats?

>> Skylar (16:51):
Yeah, that's what I was going.

>> Cameron (16:53):
Cameron said, like, just use 30. Like, just use 30.

>> Skylar (16:56):
I guess we'll just roll with it. That's what I said, yeah, okay.

>> Cameron (16:58):
I said stupidity in parentheses in dire
situations. Because, you know, if I'm too stupid to know that
something's dangerous, then I
feel like you kind of go in with not nothing to lose. I have that at
level four. Improvisation at level two,
animals. I put it at level five, because, again,
I didn't know. I can. I can debuff.

>> Skylar (17:19):
Well, let me ask you this. What is. What is
animals?

>> Cameron (17:22):
That is like, borderline. Can talk. I'm talking.
Like, you can talk to him. He's too little.
Not like, I suppose. Yes. In this case, what a level
5 is. I just thought it was like, animals don't hate
me.

>> Skylar (17:35):
Okay.

>> Cameron (17:36):
Or like, in that sort of sense, like, I can sort of be
chill with animals.

>> Skylar (17:40):
At the very least, you naturally have it.

>> Cameron (17:42):
And I feel like, I don't know.

>> Skylar (17:43):
To some extent, this is kind of a thing you just naturally have.
Like, animals seem to be chill with you, which could actually
come into play.

>> Cameron (17:50):
I basically Snow White. There it is.

>> Skylar (17:52):
I'm basically.

>> Cameron (17:53):
Yeah, but I don't make birds explode.
Oh, yeah, you heard a dog barking earlier. What
was it saying?
he said, my dogs are barking.
Okay.
Cameras, at a level five, self defense and cooking at
level three.

>> Skylar (18:07):
Okay. All right.

>> Cameron (18:08):
I can also debuff these since we're going with our actual,
like, human characteristic stats. Like, I can
buff them.

>> Skylar (18:14):
That's why you just said, like, whatever.

>> Cameron (18:17):
You want your character to be like.
If your.
He said, like your character, which I guess I could have taken as
like, my. Okay, so I'll put weightlifting at, like, a
three.

>> Skylar (18:26):
You. You rework those. That's fine.

>> Quinn (18:27):
I like that.

>> Skylar (18:28):
But add in other ones to make up for the
points and stuff. Yeah.

>> Cameron (18:32):
so I'll debuff myself. Stupidity is staying at level four, though.

>> Skylar (18:35):
Sure, sure.

>> Quinn (18:35):
Give me.

>> Skylar (18:36):
Give me a willpower roll. So you're gonna roll a
D6. You're gonna add your willpower, and then
you can also add the charisma, as
well.

>> Cameron (18:44):
Okay.

>> Quinn (18:46):
Whew.

>> Cameron (18:47):
that is. I rolled a one, and I have a one
willpower and three charisma. So that's a fiber.

>> Skylar (18:52):
Ouchies. Okay. Sh.
I. I don't want to go back out there.

>> Cameron (18:58):
Well, you can stay. I'll go
if you want to stay so bad.

>> Skylar (19:03):
And she says, fine. And she
hands you the gig bag.

>> Cameron (19:08):
And the camera is the memory card in here.

>> Skylar (19:11):
Obviously.

>> Quinn (19:12):
Wouldn't they have heard that they need to be on the roof by
midnight?

>> Skylar (19:15):
Oh, yes. So you guys know that at midnight,
Ideally, everybody, any survivor should be on the roof because.
Because the military has currently surrounded the mall and
they are shooting anything that steps out of it
with no, just reckless abandon. What do they
say? no bias, whatever. but they
will set a helicopter down on the roof of the mall

(19:36):
at midnight. So any survivors that can be up there by
then, they can haul out of there. But right now they're not going to take
any, you know, risk of the infection getting
loose.

>> Cameron (19:46):
Gotcha. And what time is it currently?

>> Skylar (19:48):
Probably, about 9:00, I think at.

>> Cameron (19:50):
This point in the morning.
In the morning? No, man, I've
only got an hour to my deadline.

>> Skylar (19:57):
That's right. Okay,
so you grab the camera equipment and so on
and so forth and you and Jackson make your way
over the barrier into the now safe hallway
to join with the rest of the gang. You are on now
one big group together in a
zombie infested mall that is slightly less
infested in this particular area. Where are you guys

(20:19):
headed to?

>> Quinn (20:20):
We're wanting to go to Sporties, right?

>> Skylar (20:22):
That's what I heard.

Yeah. As long as you go get insulin for someone.

>> Skylar (20:26):
Oh, yeah, you're current. Oh, I should give you disadvantage on everything
until you get your insulin.

>> Cameron (20:31):
Well, if my sugars are high, like, I don't necessarily need
it that bad.

>> Skylar (20:35):
Oh, okay, okay.

>> Quinn (20:36):
Cause I'm licorice from like.

>> Cameron (20:38):
Yeah, if we could just blurt in it.
Yeah, we can get like some smarties or something.

>> Quinn (20:42):
No, no, no.

>> Skylar (20:42):
Your sugar is high, right?

>> Cameron (20:45):
Well, high you can still function. Low is when it's
like, oh, yeah.

>> Quinn (20:49):
Okay.

>> Skylar (20:49):
So you're, Your, levels are high,
but the idea was, is that you ate something
that you didn't realize was a high sugar candy
bar, and you thought it was low sugar. And then now you're
like, oh, what did I do?

>> Cameron (21:03):
Gotcha.

>> Skylar (21:04):
So that's the situation you're in. so high sugar is
fine, no big deal.

>> Cameron (21:07):
High sugar, you can survive.

>> Skylar (21:09):
Cool.

>> Quinn (21:09):
Sort of.

>> Cameron (21:10):
Okay, to a certain degree.

>> Skylar (21:12):
This is me being unknowing about
the beatus. My friend's beatus.
All right, so you guys are headed to Sporty's. It is. I mean, it's a
brisk walk. It's a simple, straightforward
walk across the tiled floors of this mall straight over to Sporty.
It's wide open. but you take
it cautiously, obviously with the possibility of

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zombies inside. as you approach the sort
of opening. and just to emphasize, this is one of the largest stores in
the mall. So it's just a big opening. It's not like a door. It would
have a gate that eventually would come down at night. And that's what
would keep people from getting in and out of it if they were in the mall.
as you guys approach this something that really catches your eye
that you find odd is dead zombies. Kind

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of a couple here and there, either near the
immediate entrance or kind of. You can see
throughout the store. There's an occasional dead zombie
laying on the ground.

>> Quinn (22:04):
There's gotta be someone in here or they got bullet wounds in them
or what.

>> Skylar (22:08):
do you wanna look them over? I will do a
corpse. Okay. All right. Give me an investigation.
Roll me the back. Roll me in the
perception. And if. Do you have any
skills that you feel like would be relevant here?

Grave digger.

>> Cameron (22:24):
I mean that just kind of.

>> Skylar (22:25):
That's just putting it away.

>> Cameron (22:27):
I have like, I gave myself sort of an investigation
skill.

>> Skylar (22:30):
Well, that's you. Not journalists, but.

>> Cameron (22:33):
But if I'm with them.
I was an eagle scout at the time. I did
put boy scouts in there because that's a pretty
vague catch all for whatever I want it to be.

>> Skylar (22:43):
Did you at that point in 2016 have
the mortuary badge?

>> Cameron (22:50):
I definitely had. We
had animal tracking.

>> Skylar (22:55):
Okay, how about taxidermy?

>> Cameron (22:57):
I had eagle eye patch.

>> Skylar (22:59):
I did.

>> Cameron (23:00):
I had the perception badge in
specific.

>> Skylar (23:04):
Oh, okay. I'll tell you what, I'll give you a plus one. I'll give you a plus
one. Just cause it's. I mean, they're dead. You don't have any danger at the moment.
It's not hard for you to like look at it.

>> Cameron (23:15):
five.

>> Skylar (23:15):
Five total. It's really hard to tell how this thing
died. it definitely is bloody. Like
there's blood kind of coating it. But it's hard to tell if like
maybe it bit somebody or if it got
hit by something and that's what killed it. You
leaning more towards that? Is that something.
This blood is from itself.

>> Cameron (23:36):
Guys, it seems like
this zombie did not die of natural
causes. That is
what I can tell you.

>> Skylar (23:45):
But it is dead, so there is that bonus. It's not like
it's you know, you kick it or push it or something and it
doesn't like get back up. So I worry about that.

>> Cameron (23:53):
I suspect that it bit somebody
that was poisonous.

>> Skylar (23:58):
M. Somebody. that was
venomous bit.

>> Quinn (24:03):
I don't.

>> Cameron (24:05):
Can I. Can I take a look?

>> Skylar (24:07):
Yeah, if you would like to also take.

>> Cameron (24:09):
Okay, so what am I rolling with?

>> Skylar (24:11):
So you're gonna do the D6 with your perception. And then
you said you Had a relevant skill of investigation.

>> Cameron (24:16):
Investigation slash interrogation.

>> Skylar (24:18):
Oh, Okay. I feel like those should be separate, but that's my opinion.

>> Quinn (24:21):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (24:22):
I, mean, I can make them separate.

>> Skylar (24:23):
Okay.

>> Cameron (24:23):
I'm not married to the idea of having them both in the same line,
so I had a two for investigation
and a, two for perception.

>> Skylar (24:30):
Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, go for it. Yep.

>> Cameron (24:34):
Nine.

>> Skylar (24:35):
Nine. Okay. That's just enough to succeed.

>> Cameron (24:37):
You do.

>> Skylar (24:38):
As you look it over, see a bullet wound in
its head. that seems to be where this.
The sort of major amounts of blood is kind of stemming from
that. Jaxon noticed.

>> Cameron (24:48):
I don't believe that it was a bullet
wound.

>> Quinn (24:52):
I'm not. I think it's a bullet wound.
listen, that is holes in the
head.

>> Cameron (24:58):
That's where the government wants you to think.

>> Skylar (25:01):
And we all know they're behind those whole m. Zombies.

>> Cameron (25:03):
There's a hole where his brain needs.

>> Skylar (25:05):
There's a hole in the bottom of his skull.

>> Cameron (25:08):
I really like 2016.

>> Skylar (25:10):
2016 Jackson wearing
tinfoil.

>> Cameron (25:13):
2016 Jackson watched
a lot of
Milo Yiannopoulos on
YouTube.

>> Skylar (25:22):
Right on.

>> Cameron (25:23):
So it's a good one. He definitely had
something going on.

>> Skylar (25:28):
Awesome. So, yeah. You guys know that this zombie was obviously
shot, and looking around at the others zombies, you wonder if they
also may have been shot.

>> Quinn (25:36):
Oh, there's gonna be some people hiding in here then. Or they got guns. I
don't want to get shot. I don't know. Is there a way that we can.

>> Skylar (25:42):
Like, I don't want you to get.

>> Quinn (25:43):
I appreciate that.

>> Cameron (25:44):
We just loudly shout, we're here.
We're right here. Don't shoot us.

>> Quinn (25:49):
I, don't know any zombies in the store. Come right at us.

>> Cameron (25:52):
But we won't get shot.

>> Quinn (25:53):
But we. What about the. Oh, we could use one of the
loudspeakers. Like, survivors
at the store.

You just pick up the store.

>> Quinn (26:01):
You go hung up on aisle four. You know what I
mean?

>> Skylar (26:04):
Okay. So you're gonna walk over to registers.

>> Quinn (26:06):
I mean. Yeah, because if there are zombies in the store, it's just gonna be loud in there
anyway.

>> Dave (26:10):
So it's like, go to aisle four.

>> Quinn (26:11):
Well, there they go.

>> Skylar (26:14):
That's where the cleanup is.

>> Quinn (26:16):
You could go through in those. But survivors entering the store don't
shoot. I mean, I don't know.

>> Skylar (26:20):
Okay. Do you want to do that?

>> Quinn (26:22):
I don't know. Is that a good idea?

>> Skylar (26:23):
I don't think you should discuss. I think you should just go for it.

>> Quinn (26:25):
Oh, okay. I guess I'll do it then.

>> Skylar (26:27):
All right, so you approach one of the, registers. And yeah,
you find the little, the little walkie talkie esque,
radio speaker thingy. Whatever you want to. I don't know what they call
that, but whatever.

>> Quinn (26:36):
The VA system.

>> Skylar (26:37):
Yeah, the VA speaker. The va, the Venture
association, The PA system. Yes. And
you pick it up and you click the thing across.

>> Dave (26:47):
Too bad the VA system's broke.

>> Skylar (26:50):
You click the button a couple of times, it turn up. You kind of
hear a scratchy noise over the intercom that
goes throughout this door. and you hold it up to your mouth, you push a button.
What do you say? Don't shoot.

>> Quinn (27:02):
Don't shoot.

>> Skylar (27:04):
And it's quiet for a moment as you wait and everybody looks
around. And then all of a sudden
a bullet kind of shoots by and everybody kind of. You all duck
down.

>> Quinn (27:13):
What the heck?

>> Skylar (27:14):
And you hear over the same intercom.
What are you guys doing? As you don't hear
any shots at the moment.

>> Dave (27:26):
try to figure out where those shots came
from.

>> Skylar (27:30):
Okay. yeah, Give me one of those perception
checks.

>> Dave (27:33):
Am I rolling a D6?

>> Skylar (27:35):
Yes, sir.
Six plus two
or have a relevant skill?

>> Cameron (27:44):
okay, this is a question that we kind of tackled last
episode, but is it adding or
multiplying?

>> Skylar (27:50):
Adding.

>> Cameron (27:51):
Adding.

>> Dave (27:51):
Yes, for damage itself.

>> Cameron (27:53):
Damage is multiplying?

>> Skylar (27:54):
Yes. Damage is multiplying. Yep.

>> Dave (27:56):
No.

>> Skylar (27:57):
Okay, so that puts you at an 8, right? Yep.
It's a big store. It's a really big store. And there's some pretty tall
shelves, especially when you get over to like the canoe section.
it's just really hard to tell where it might have been coming from. But
what I will say is that, you have. I mean, I feel like
you've probably been to this store before and you have an idea
at very least where the gun section is.

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And that might have something, maybe some relation to it.
Maybe that's where this shooter's at. Maybe
he's nearby.

>> Cameron (28:24):
Did the bullet hit the wall behind us?

>> Skylar (28:26):
Oh, that's a good question. yes. Yes.

>> Cameron (28:28):
Can I look at the bullet hole in the wall to see what
angle it came from?

>> Skylar (28:32):
Yeah, absolutely. Batman, are you proficient? Ballistics.

>> Cameron (28:35):
Now up against the hole in the.
Wall, I need to look at what angle.
I'm going to have a red dot.

>> Skylar (28:41):
Right on my forehead. He grabs a. He grabs a shoe
and he takes the shoelace off and he holds one.

>> Quinn (28:47):
Inch to the bullet hole.

>> Skylar (28:49):
But where's your second point, Connor?

>> Quinn (28:51):
I don't know.

>> Skylar (28:52):
Where's your second point?

>> Cameron (28:53):
We're about to find out. Cause I got. Oh, I
got an eight? Nevermind.

>> Skylar (28:57):
Total. Yeah. you, you do just that. You pick up a tennis
shoe and you take the lace off of it and then you realize,
oh, yeah, where.

>> Cameron (29:04):
Does this part go?

>> Quinn (29:05):
Crap.

>> Skylar (29:05):
Yes. Oh, you, you, you angle it
as best as you can to where you think that the bullet kind of like
was hitting it and you're like, I think it's over there kind of
towards the, western
back end of the store.

>> Cameron (29:19):
Does that happen to also be where the guns are?

>> Skylar (29:21):
Yes.

>> Cameron (29:23):
Came from the gun section.

>> Skylar (29:26):
Who would have thought?

>> Cameron (29:28):
Never cross my mind, Greatest detective.

>> Skylar (29:31):
but as you guys are kind of looking out over the store, you notice
some movement in the winter
apparel section.

>> Cameron (29:38):
We're not going over there. What are we going to use in
the winter apparel section? We're inside heavy
coats.

>> Skylar (29:47):
Get one of them marshmallows.

It is in November, so it could be cold on that rooftop.

>> Skylar (29:51):
Oh, that's a good point too. I mean, I'm going to start making you guys
roll damage when you go.

>> Cameron (29:55):
Up there to the frostbite rolls.
Wouldn't I already have my winter gear with
on?

>> Quinn (30:01):
I'd be definitely in a hoodie, so I'd be just fine.

>> Skylar (30:04):
Fair enough. Okay.

>> Quinn (30:06):
I ain't like walking in shorts and a T shirt.

>> Cameron (30:08):
Okay, but some people.

>> Skylar (30:15):
You guys didn't have enough time. But I almost wonder, like, Jackson
and Connor might have like maybe taken off a layer or two when
they were. I don't know. But that. Anyway, anyway, I'm not trying to push for you
guys to get winter clothing necessarily.

>> Cameron (30:27):
No, you're just trying to push me to get
in my birthday suit and I don't appreciate that,
man.

>> Skylar (30:33):
I'm just trying to sell this podcast. No.
Describe it for me. No, but
as you guys look over there just like waiting to see
if you see any other movement, a head pokes out
from amidst the winter clothing
section. Cameron, can you tell me a little bit about what you might
be wearing?

>> Cameron (30:52):
Football helmet.

>> Skylar (30:53):
Football helmet. Nice. I like it.

>> Cameron (30:55):
A football helmet.
Pizza.
See a head pop out and then a hand.
just kind of like wave them over.

>> Skylar (31:04):
You see a football helmet in a hand.
It peeks out from amidst a stack of
slides.

>> Quinn (31:11):
Would it be from the opposite direction.

Of the hand or a gloved hand or mittens?

>> Cameron (31:16):
it's wearing. No, it's just the regular hands.

>> Skylar (31:19):
Oh, okay. Just regular hands.

>> Dave (31:21):
Stay low, guys, and I do an action
roll towards the winter section.

>> Skylar (31:26):
And you duck under some of the coats and stuff and you roll.
You just start rolling and you Just keep rolling.

>> Quinn (31:32):
I'm just watching roll. And I just walk over. Just roll. He's just
sitting there combat rolling. We're just, like, walking.

>> Skylar (31:38):
Oh, I know exactly what he's doing.

>> Quinn (31:41):
Whatever.

>> Skylar (31:42):
the case. Yeah, you guys all make it over. Dave with
a little bit more, of a. Of a interesting approach than
the rest. And now you guys are kind of just around a
coat rack.

>> Cameron (31:51):
It's one of those big coat racks.

>> Skylar (31:53):
Yes, with a bunch of big coats.

>> Cameron (31:55):
The extender coat rack.

>> Skylar (31:56):
Yeah.

>> Quinn (31:56):
Ah.

>> Cameron (31:57):
And as you guys get near it, an area of the coats
slide apart, and you hear a voice
say, enter.

>> Dave (32:07):
Cameron, is that you?

>> Skylar (32:10):
No.

>> Cameron (32:12):
Good enough for me. I'm heading this.
You disappeared.
Maybe.

>> Dave (32:24):
What are you trying to find, Narnia?

>> Cameron (32:26):
No, Johnny's not here anyways. I'm
gonna step out. And I'm just wearing a. Connor
just went in.
A different Connor goes in, and the.

>> Skylar (32:37):
Tammy just suddenly popped up. There's only room for one
person. Wow. That was a cool quick change.

>> Cameron (32:43):
And I walk out and I'm wearing a football
helmet and a giant coat.

>> Skylar (32:48):
Yep.

>> Cameron (32:48):
Like a parka. And then I'm holding a baseball
bat.

>> Skylar (32:52):
Oh, nice.

>> Cameron (32:53):
I go, hey, what's up, guys?

>> Dave (32:55):
there's zombies in this mall.

>> Cameron (32:57):
Yeah, that's. That's the least of my problems right now.
I mean, I don't know too much about old man
McGurk it, but I do know who
the shooter is. Yeah, I mean, he was yelling
earlier. He shot not just zombies, but a couple
people. To anyone who's going near his gun
area, he's shooting. And I'm
still in here because, honestly, I was waiting for him to just, like, die and

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then go steal a gun for myself.
How's that working for you so far?
Well, it's the waiting game.
Lastly, he's getting most of the zombies.

Take the good with the bad.

>> Cameron (33:33):
And I've got the bat. So, you know, if any comes to me, I'll knock
their block off. I haven't had to do it yet,
though. You guys
can go grab a bat if you want. Or some hockey sticks
and golf clubs. I got a lot of weapons.
You know what? I actually will grab a, baseball bat.
I would like it to be wooden.

>> Skylar (33:52):
Specifically in this area, there's a lot of
hockey gear. The baseball bats, golf clubs.
More summer sports are a little further in back.

>> Cameron (34:01):
I will take a hockey stick. Specifically a
goalies hockey stick.
This is, we're in November, right? So there's got to be more football equipment
out there.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I'll try and hit up the football area. Get me
some pads.

>> Skylar (34:15):
Okay.

>> Dave (34:16):
I grab some of those goalie pads and put them on my
arms.

>> Quinn (34:19):
Oh, yeah, that's actually a better idea.

>> Skylar (34:21):
I look at them like hockey pads.

>> Quinn (34:23):
That's actually a better idea. It's actually a better idea.

>> Skylar (34:26):
Okay, for those of you that are padding up with,
the football or hockey stuff,
you, can mark down on your armor in your equipment.
just padded armor. And it's a
D4 minus one.
That's a stat. So when you get, when
you are dealt damage, you will roll a
D4, subtract one, and then subtract

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that number from whatever damage you're taking.

>> Quinn (34:50):
Okay, so what do I need?

>> Skylar (34:53):
Padded armor. You can put it in your equipments. Yeah,
possession, sorry. Yep. Padded armor, D4
minus one. if you take a helmet,
I'm gonna give that a D6 plus
one.

>> Cameron (35:05):
And then for those of us grabbing the aluminium
baseball bats.

>> Skylar (35:09):
Well, we haven't gotten to the baseball bats yet, but for those
that batted armor and a helmet, I want
a D6 plus one.

>> Quinn (35:16):
You know the other one's D4 minus
one, right?

>> Cameron (35:20):
I want a regulation BB core bat.
You know, a drop three, 3229 BB
core.
What else? What else would be in a hockey area besides
hockey sticks? Is there any kind of
thing I could just. Because I have a large knife. What if I just duct
tape my knife to something?

>> Skylar (35:37):
A football.

>> Cameron (35:39):
Nice.
Oh, it's a great idea.

You just pick up a pair of skates. Those are deadly
skates.

>> Cameron (35:44):
Just put the ice skates.

>> Skylar (35:46):
Oh, yeah. You could do, like, Castaway, with the
ice skates. He just uses them as everything. It's a knife.

>> Cameron (35:51):
You can get some pucks using those projectiles. If you really get
into that nitty gritty.

>> Skylar (35:55):
If you've ever played Dead Rising, just. I mean,
everything, everything is a weapon. You can grab it right off the rack
and just if it hits, throws or whatever, you can,
you can do it. Those taking a hockey stick
just as is is d6 times strength
damage.

>> Dave (36:11):
I, stick with my propeller from the
hobby plane.

I think I've still got a mannequin club.

>> Cameron (36:17):
Can I grab, like, do I have. I have my
camera bag, right?

>> Skylar (36:21):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (36:21):
Can I grab, like, five or six hockey pucks to, like,
put in the bag?

>> Skylar (36:25):
Sure.

>> Cameron (36:25):
Use them as, like, a range type.

>> Skylar (36:27):
Yeah, absolutely.

>> Cameron (36:30):
Hockey. I figure that one out.

>> Skylar (36:32):
Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're not there yet.

>> Cameron (36:34):
What?

>> Quinn (36:36):
Hold on.

>> Cameron (36:37):
What are we calling their range in there?
I've been here for five hours.
Look, a gun.

>> Skylar (36:43):
Say I grabbed six. yeah,
I've got something. We'll go to that once
you use them.

>> Cameron (36:50):
Okay.

>> Skylar (36:50):
What they do.

>> Cameron (36:51):
We'll say I grabbed six hockey pods.
What's up? Bat stats.

>> Quinn (36:54):
Bat stats.

>> Skylar (36:55):
I just sent them to you on messenger.

>> Cameron (36:57):
Got it.

>> Quinn (36:59):
I would also.

>> Cameron (37:00):
I got it right here, boys.

>> Skylar (37:01):
We don't. You guys aren't at the bats yet. Cameron's been in the
sporty store longer. He was able to find bats
before he started getting shot. Okay,
okay.

>> Cameron (37:12):
Can I take a hockey safe and say yes?

>> Skylar (37:13):
Yep. All right. So you guys have all, geared up,
and just as you guys are putting on the last piece of your
armor, you hear another
bullet fly by, and you hear him shout out.

>> Quinn (37:28):
What.

>> Skylar (37:28):
Are you guys doing?

>> Dave (37:29):
I look around the store.

>> Skylar (37:31):
Okay.

>> Dave (37:32):
For a hat rack.

>> Skylar (37:35):
Oh, man. yes, there's a
hat rack filled with. It's like,
baseball hats, with various football
teams on it.

>> Dave (37:44):
is there any section that would have,
like, slogan hats,
specifically make America great again?

>> Skylar (37:55):
you do not see the. Any politically affiliated
hats, unfortunately.

>> Cameron (38:00):
What if you look for, like, a Reds. A Cincinnati
Reds hat? Because those hats are at least red.
You might mistake, guys.
I think just wear it backwards.
Just wear it backwards.

>> Dave (38:10):
Old man McGurkin.

>> Skylar (38:11):
I don't know if that would fit.

>> Dave (38:12):
Pretty sure he voted for Trump, so maybe he
won't shoot us.

>> Cameron (38:16):
No, he definitely did. If you saw his car outside,
you could recognize it anywhere. It's like, at least
20 bumper stickers.

>> Skylar (38:23):
So you guys are being shot at. What up? I mean,
Dave. Yeah, I mean, you can find a red hat
that's got, like, a. Sports teams on it, but, yeah, I'll wear
it backwards. Okay, Sounds good. There you go.
What about everybody else?

Did we find, like, the summer. Summer game
section?

>> Skylar (38:41):
No, that'd be on the other side of the store.

>> Cameron (38:43):
We're nowhere near, like, a soccer section.

>> Skylar (38:46):
Or other side of the. All summer sports are gonna be kind.

>> Cameron (38:49):
Can I grab a football? Yeah, I want to grab a football
and kind of throw it off to the side.

>> Skylar (38:54):
Oh, yeah.

>> Cameron (38:54):
Ruckus over on the other area.

>> Skylar (38:56):
you throw the football, and as it soars through the
air, a bullet flies by and
shoots the football out of the air. Wow.

>> Cameron (39:07):
Is there a, man.

>> Skylar (39:08):
And you hear him yell out.

>> Cameron (39:12):
You know what? I will. I'll grab another football.

>> Skylar (39:14):
Okay.

>> Cameron (39:15):
And I'll throw it to the same.
Is there, a,
mannequin nearby?

>> Skylar (39:23):
Oh, yeah. Fully clothed. Winter
clothing. Winter clothing. Yep. Absolutely.

>> Cameron (39:27):
I'M going to, like, grab this mannequin by,
like, the ankles and I'm gonna like,
really army crawl my way with it
sticking up.

>> Skylar (39:37):
Yeah, but the mannequin's up.

>> Cameron (39:38):
so it looks like the mannequin is a person walking. Yeah, it's
gonna crawl my way.

>> Skylar (39:42):
Where are you headed?

>> Cameron (39:43):
I'm gonna head over to summer, sports and trying to
make my way around, ah, so I can get
to the gun section.
I'm gonna say that to him as I see him call. I'm gonna go,
hey, what you doing?
I'm just standing above him.
I'm gonna use the mannequin as a
diversion so he thinks that this is the person. He's

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not even gonna look at feet.
Okay.

>> Skylar (40:07):
Where.

>> Cameron (40:08):
Where are you going?
I'm gonna go over to, like, where you would get
a baseball bat, like.
The one I've got. Yeah, I could just show you.
Oh, yeah, I was gonna say Cameron.
Has a clip
at me.

>> Skylar (40:21):
He's gonna be shooting at you as you go from section to section.

>> Cameron (40:24):
Yeah, I know a way to get past him.

>> Skylar (40:26):
Okay.

>> Cameron (40:27):
That would have been nice to know.

>> Skylar (40:29):
Lead the way. We've all just been sustaining.

>> Cameron (40:31):
I was confused while you're doing it.

>> Skylar (40:33):
But wasting our time with, ah, there's.

>> Cameron (40:36):
A side back way where a couple shelves fell
over and I just walked past them.
Oh, that
way.
I may or may not have knocked them over myself.
Okay, well, then we can get to, like, the
hunting section over there, couldn't we?
No, he's hard guarding the hunting

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section like it's. It's a, ah, hunting ground.
If, if you catch my.
Oh, geez.

>> Skylar (41:05):
Huh?

>> Cameron (41:06):
yeah, but you can't shoot all of us.

>> Quinn (41:08):
What?

>> Skylar (41:10):
Okay, anyways, you hear a shout from the
gun section.

>> Quinn (41:17):
Good.

>> Cameron (41:18):
How about you do mannequin idea over but in the hunting
section and we'll just go over to the summer Good section.
All right. Sounds good.

>> Quinn (41:24):
Awesome.

>> Cameron (41:25):
He's not gonna look at the feet.

>> Skylar (41:26):
Okay. You start walking or you
start crawling as you're moving this mannequin and
you feel it, obviously when the bullet
hits the mannequin, there's like a puff of just like, I
don't know, powdery white substance that kind of just
breaks forth from it. But, you just keep
moving. And he goes, oh, man. No. One of them

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walkers got in here and
another one, hits the mannequin. He keeps hitting it various different
places and you just keep going. He goes, oh, man, it's one of
the last people. and he continues to shoot it.
But while you're doing that. The rest of you guys are able to kind
of sneak over to the next section. you have made your way
into summer sports.

>> Cameron (42:06):
I could get some flippers.
Yeah, you could. Yeah.

>> Skylar (42:10):
What kind of armor does that give me? None.

>> Quinn (42:17):
I like to switch out the hockey stick for the baseball bat.

>> Skylar (42:19):
Okay.

>> Cameron (42:20):
As well.

I will pick up the baseball bat.

>> Skylar (42:22):
Smart.

>> Cameron (42:23):
Smart choice. Everyone. The bat is the ideal
weapon in this situation.
Any chance there's a track and field section with like, some
javelins or anything over it?

>> Quinn (42:31):
What?

>> Cameron (42:32):
Well, I mean, javelins are essentially giant
speed.

>> Quinn (42:35):
We need to kill this guy. So what are the baseball bats stats?

>> Skylar (42:39):
baseball bats are D8 times,
and then in parentheses, it'll be your strength plus one.
Technically, that is only if you're doing it as a
two handed. Just to clarify, if it's one
handed, it'll just. Just be your strength.

>> Cameron (42:52):
We can use shields in this game.

>> Quinn (42:54):
We're gonna eventually have to take, this guy out.

>> Skylar (42:57):
So tell me, tell me how.

>> Quinn (42:59):
How are we gonna kill this guy?

Am I able to locate any disco.

>> Quinn (43:06):
You'Re not around us.

Go raid the disc golf section.

>> Cameron (43:11):
We got some baseballs, we got some hockey pucks.
I'm good at disc.

I've got ranged weapon now.

>> Cameron (43:17):
Are there javelins?

>> Skylar (43:18):
Have we established I don't feel like there'd be j.
I don't think that's a very common enough sport,
unfortunately. But there's definitely discs
for disc golf.

>> Cameron (43:28):
What about lawn darts?

>> Skylar (43:30):
Oh, there could be some lawn darts, sure.

>> Cameron (43:32):
Well, I may just have to grab.

>> Quinn (43:34):
Is, he over the bow and arrow section?

>> Cameron (43:36):
Yes,
Anything that would be useful in this situation.
He's guarding Quinn. Hate to break it to you.
So what if we grabbed like, some speedos, right?
And then we put like a hockey.
Puck in the crotch of the speedo and we had two guys pull the sides and one of
them pulled the back, and we use it like a makeshift
catapult for like, some baseballs, like some

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hockey pucks.

>> Skylar (43:59):
I wasn't sure what you're going with that idea, and now I love it.
Or the bikinis. You could use a, bikini top.
And you could put two pieces in there.

Double barrel.

>> Cameron (44:08):
I mean, who's with me? Guys, I don't think this is gonna work.

>> Skylar (44:11):
Okay, fine.

>> Cameron (44:12):
If no one believes in the cause.

>> Dave (44:14):
I like where you're going with that though. I think.

>> Cameron (44:21):
Oh, wait there.
What if we just use a slingshot?
Yeah, they.

>> Skylar (44:25):
I have slingshots. Slingshots? Yeah, there's some slingshot.
A slingshot.

>> Cameron (44:29):
Okay, I'LL grab a slingshot.

>> Skylar (44:30):
I,

>> Quinn (44:31):
Had scissors, right? Yeah, or some.

>> Skylar (44:33):
You did.

>> Quinn (44:33):
All right. Can I. Can I sneak back over and grab. Grab a
thing of skates?

>> Skylar (44:37):
Of what?

>> Quinn (44:39):
Grab, a. Grab a ice skate.

>> Skylar (44:41):
Okay.

>> Quinn (44:42):
I'm gonna grab an ice skate. I'll sneak and come back to them.
I want to take the blade off.

>> Skylar (44:46):
Okay.

>> Quinn (44:47):
All right, take the blade.

>> Skylar (44:49):
Be able to find replacement blades for ice
skates. Couple steps.

>> Quinn (44:54):
Okay.

>> Skylar (44:55):
If that helps.

>> Quinn (44:56):
Important question, but are they going to be sharp?

>> Skylar (44:58):
Yeah, they're fresh.

>> Quinn (45:00):
They, wouldn't be sharp.

>> Skylar (45:01):
Oh, I'm sorry. You know more about it than I do. Okay. You get a
skate and still probably.

>> Quinn (45:06):
The skate wouldn't be sharp though, necessarily. This skate wouldn't be
necessary. Need sharpener.

>> Skylar (45:10):
Well, they probably have sharpeners as well. I mean, it's for the whole
sport. Oh, it's a whole big thing.

>> Quinn (45:16):
I'm just trying. I know, I know. I'm just trying.
I know. Well, I thought about it. Okay.

>> Cameron (45:21):
They wouldn't have that in the front section. They'd have it in the
back where.

>> Quinn (45:26):
They might offer skate sharpening.

>> Skylar (45:27):
But I'd have to service at. Back to the store where all the cool
kids.

>> Quinn (45:31):
You saw the guy sitting there looking to shoot us, and all of a sudden
you're.

>> Cameron (45:37):
And he sees like some sparks flying.

>> Skylar (45:40):
What, were you gonna ask Cameron?

>> Quinn (45:41):
Is, there.

>> Cameron (45:41):
Fanny packs?

>> Skylar (45:42):
Yes.

>> Cameron (45:43):
Sick. I want to fill with baseballs.

>> Skylar (45:45):
Okay. So I have
four at most.

>> Cameron (45:49):
Okay. Is there an umpire bag?
Okay, hang on. Wouldn't there be like those
tennis balls that they sell in the mesh bag?
Like the mesh bag where you get like 20 balls in
the mesh bag. You empty that out, put baseballs in it?

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No, no, I was gonna use the ball at the balls for, my
slingshot.

>> Skylar (46:16):
Oh, I thought you going to.

>> Cameron (46:17):
Use it as a mate. I don't know if they.
No, I've got the bat.

>> Skylar (46:20):
I don't know. I don't know if your slingshot's going to fit baseballs.
Oh, yeah. You'd have hockey pucks.

>> Cameron (46:25):
Well, slingshots are made for like water balloons, I feel like.
What?

>> Skylar (46:28):
I mean, plastic, usually. Yeah.
Like pellets. Yeah, you'd want like the pellets.
Little, ball bearings, basically.

>> Cameron (46:38):
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Well, those will come with it there. I'll just bring
those along then. With the slingshot.

>> Skylar (46:43):
Yeah, There'd probably be some sort of metal or rock
ammo nearby. The slingshot section.
And this isn't hunting. This is more like.

>> Cameron (46:51):
It's an outdoors.

>> Skylar (46:52):
It's an Outdoorsy. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. Okay, you get a
slingshot. You get some, bocce balls.
Yes.

>> Cameron (46:58):
Those are smaller than baseballs.

>> Skylar (47:00):
Yes.

>> Cameron (47:01):
Can I raid some ladder golf to get some of
those? I want to use,
like.

>> Skylar (47:07):
yes, you can do that. here's. Here's where I'm at. Here's where I'm
at. Okay. You guys are in a store.

>> Cameron (47:12):
Whoa.

>> Skylar (47:13):
With all sorts of sports stuff.

>> Cameron (47:14):
Everything's.

>> Skylar (47:17):
The summer sports section. Let's. Let's jump
from there to. What are you doing next?

>> Quinn (47:23):
Okay.

>> Skylar (47:23):
You guys got it.

>> Cameron (47:25):
I feel like we got to try and charge him at some point.

>> Skylar (47:28):
Wait, no. Yeah.

>> Cameron (47:29):
I don't so desperate. Desperately need guns.

>> Skylar (47:31):
Think about it.

>> Cameron (47:32):
Well, here's what I want is, I would like
some kind of crossbow or bow and
arrow, something like that.

How long am I gonna put my. Lord of the Rings, Lord of youths.

>> Skylar (47:43):
Oh, yeah. Oh, boy.

>> Cameron (47:45):
he thinks because he knows Lord of the Rings, he's gonna go with a bow and arrow.
Nice guy.
Huh?
But, also, also,
he's just a.
Dangerous guy, and it is our civic duty to neutralize
him.

Yeah. What he said.

>> Cameron (47:59):
At this point, he's just a zombie that can talk.
Zombies can't shoot guns, can they?

>> Quinn (48:04):
Right.

>> Cameron (48:06):
I haven't left this store, but they can't do that.

>> Quinn (48:08):
Right.

>> Skylar (48:09):
All right, so. So what. What is your guys's plan at them?

>> Dave (48:12):
Does anyone know how to make chlorine gas?

>> Cameron (48:16):
Just let me check.

I do have chemistry as a skill.

>> Cameron (48:21):
I can fart a jar.
That's.

>> Dave (48:24):
Or alternatively, we could distract
him by setting the area
around him on fire. I have
these lithium batteries.

>> Skylar (48:34):
Oh, yeah, the batteries. Oh, my gosh.

>> Dave (48:36):
We each take one, puncture it, and
chuck it in that general direction.

And then as soon as he leaves, we clock him
with hockey pucks and discs and bats.

>> Dave (48:48):
Also, I'm putting on these shin guards
on both sides of my shin.

>> Skylar (48:54):
Okay.

I mean, the problem is, like, if we're going to set fire
to this area where McGurkin is, are we not also
setting fire to, all our
goal? Like, we're going to be setting the.

>> Skylar (49:05):
Very gun that we're trying to get. Stuff.

>> Cameron (49:07):
I don't know weapons too well. on fires. But, like, I thought
I saw John Wick.

I'm thinking maybe a lesson. Destructive means I saw
red.

>> Cameron (49:15):
And in red, he.

>> Quinn (49:16):
He.

>> Cameron (49:17):
He starts some bullets on fire, and they start exploding
to cause a distraction. So that's got to be
realistic, right? It was an action movie.

>> Skylar (49:25):
Yeah.

>> Dave (49:26):
I mean, it's only going to start a fire. If
we, like, landed in a clothes rack or
something, probably otherwise, it's just going to burn.

>> Cameron (49:35):
It burns quick. It's like a this.

>> Skylar (49:37):
So it's more like a trust.

>> Cameron (49:39):
You guys, I.

>> Quinn (49:39):
If we all rush the guy from different sides,
you can't kill us all rushing him.

>> Cameron (49:45):
Well, you guys can.
I'm not.

>> Quinn (49:46):
So we all rush him from different side. Can't kill us all, and we just kill
him. Whoever dies, I mean, you did it for the car.

>> Cameron (49:53):
That's right.

>> Quinn (49:55):
Oh, geez. All right. Nose
goes.

>> Cameron (49:58):
Oh, you know what? I'm not touching my nose. I'll do
it.

>> Quinn (50:03):
All right.

>> Cameron (50:04):
I'll take.
I'll go with you.
I'll grab some reed.
Lithium battery.

>> Quinn (50:10):
We're actually doing this.

>> Cameron (50:11):
Ready to mess?
Let me give up.

>> Skylar (50:13):
let's understand what you're doing with the chlorine.

>> Cameron (50:15):
The battery is extremely flammable.

>> Skylar (50:16):
Just. Oh. Oh. So you're like,
you're just gonna start.

>> Cameron (50:20):
It, and then you're gonna launch some chlorine over there?
We're in the summer section.

>> Skylar (50:23):
I know it's kind of, like, frustrating to ask for, like, excess of
details and stuff, but, my only question in this plan, I'm all for
it. Obviously, with this
plan is, how are you going. Going to pierce the
batteries? Because based on what I saw in the little video Dave just showed me,
I don't think you want to be holding them.

>> Cameron (50:40):
But if we're near the rescuers, the one
that I watched, it took it a minute to, like,
bloat and then catch fire. So I
was thinking you just. You jab it
a little bit, and then you just.

>> Dave (50:53):
I was planning on, using, like, a
baseball glove to hold it and then just throwing.

>> Cameron (50:59):
Good idea. Or one of those. What's
that? What's that game that the British people play with
cricket? No,
kid versions. Plastic ones.
It's like, you have, like, a thing.

>> Quinn (51:17):
And it's like a
lacrosse thing would.

>> Skylar (51:21):
Work just as well.
I can pretty much guarantee that in the summer section they'd have
lacrosse.

>> Cameron (51:29):
Something like that.

>> Skylar (51:29):
Okay.

>> Cameron (51:30):
Yeah, I just. I mean, scoop, scoop toss game. One
of these.

Yeah.

>> Skylar (51:34):
Oh, oh, okay. Where you catch the ball in
the little scoop.

>> Cameron (51:39):
Which a lacrosse stick would work. You're right.

>> Skylar (51:41):
Yeah. Any of those.

>> Cameron (51:42):
But this is much funnier.

>> Skylar (51:43):
Okay.

>> Dave (51:44):
I think that would work better, honestly.

>> Skylar (51:46):
Okay, so you guys are planning on doing this. Is the chlorine
involved at all?

>> Cameron (51:50):
I don't like the chlorine idea. That just sounds like you're trying to.

Make a bomb it doesn't work.

>> Cameron (51:55):
Some genius doesn't work.
Dr. Killjoy Tablets are not flammable.

>> Skylar (52:00):
Okay.

unless they react with.

>> Quinn (52:02):
Aren't you learning these skills from. Oh, I was, you know, doing a
news story on a, I was.

>> Skylar (52:06):
Doing a news story. My camera blew up.
Okay, well, let's roll with this then.
I mean, if you guys are. Who all is planning on.

>> Quinn (52:19):
I don't remember.

>> Skylar (52:19):
Do you have a number of batteries that you manage to grab?

>> Dave (52:23):
5.

>> Skylar (52:23):
5. Okay. That's actually pretty good.

>> Dave (52:25):
Where did you guys get those slingshots?

>> Cameron (52:27):
From over here in the summer section.
They're, like, right here.

>> Skylar (52:32):
Oh, yeah.

>> Cameron (52:32):
Open your up a box.

>> Skylar (52:33):
Why?

>> Cameron (52:33):
Do you want to shoot a lithium battery with them?

>> Dave (52:35):
No, like, I look a
couple sections down. Usually the paintball
stuff is around here.

>> Cameron (52:43):
Oh, yeah.

>> Skylar (52:44):
Paintball got me there.

>> Cameron (52:46):
Those are hard.

>> Skylar (52:47):
Dang it. All right. Yeah,
you guys. Oh, man. Well, here's the thing. After all
that planning that you guys have done so far, what you have, it
feels kind of like we wasted the listeners a bunch of
time. I'm gonna. I'm gonna put them
by the guns, the other guns.

>> Cameron (53:04):
And airsoft.

>> Skylar (53:05):
And airsoft. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.

>> Cameron (53:07):
All right.
Paintball, Airsoft. Also in the hunting area,
literally every gun in this store is guarded by.

>> Skylar (53:14):
Like, one half of the stories.

>> Dave (53:16):
Even the knives are over, like. Yeah, kind of close to the
area.

>> Skylar (53:19):
It's true. It's true.

>> Cameron (53:20):
Like, maybe they. For a security measure, they have
the area that they can guard with all the high
weaponry, that they could guard it more
closely. I don't know.

>> Skylar (53:30):
It's a useful setup.

>> Cameron (53:31):
Can I use investigation and,
perception to see if there's, like, a back
room area, like, where they keep, like, the extra shoes and stuff, to see if
there's anything that we can use.

>> Dave (53:41):
To sort of like, the extra guns.

>> Cameron (53:45):
They keep the extra guns in the back.

>> Skylar (53:48):
Absolutely do. Perception. I don't know if this would be
investigation. It'd be perception. And if you had
something that goes along with that, I don't think you're not really
investigating, per se.

>> Cameron (53:57):
I don't have a looking for gun skills.

>> Dave (54:01):
Some sporties have a shooting
range, m.

>> Cameron (54:05):
Get some clay pigeons and really just have. Play a game with him until he
runs out of ammo?
No, he's got a lot of ammo.

>> Quinn (54:11):
He's in the store, but then he.

Runs out of our ammo.

>> Dave (54:14):
Somebody.

>> Cameron (54:14):
Yeah, exactly.

>> Skylar (54:15):
Roll the perception.

>> Cameron (54:18):
5.

>> Skylar (54:19):
5.

>> Cameron (54:20):
Unless there's anything, I mean, impulsive, you.

>> Skylar (54:22):
Know, that there has to be a back
room here, but you don't see one in your immediate
vicinity, but, you know, it's got to be somewhere in the
store. They obviously have to put any backstock that they have
somewhere, so. Okay, are we running with this
lithium battery idea?

>> Dave (54:38):
Well, I think I have. I have two scoops out
now.

>> Skylar (54:41):
All right, sounds good.

>> Dave (54:43):
And I got batteries in them I bring over to Quinn.
Like, quinn, puncture these with your
ice skates.

>> Skylar (54:50):
All right? They start to swell up, and I chuck
them. You just chuck him in the general direction of this guy.
he is currently shooting
mannequin. And then, as these two things,
kind of hissing ever so slightly, come flying through the air,
landing somewhere around where he's at, he goes,
oh. And you hear him as they start
to flame up and flare. You, kind of hear him

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shouting a little bit as he hops back and
forth.

>> Dave (55:16):
I do another volley.

>> Skylar (55:17):
All right, sounds good. You throw a couple more, hop
over in his direction.

And now that he is in the open, I want to start talking disc
first.

>> Cameron (55:25):
This is where I pop up the slingshot and
fire out of his head.
I grab me a slingshot and get some baseballs going his way as
well.

>> Quinn (55:32):
Well, hold on.

>> Skylar (55:32):
The baseballs aren't gonna fit.

>> Cameron (55:33):
No, not baseball.
Are we not talking, like, the water balloon?

No, we're using, like, handheld.

>> Cameron (55:40):
We're just shooting, like, little, small
pellet balls.
Oh, well, in that case, I'll do that.
Like metal pelting chest.

>> Dave (55:50):
Rubber band gun.

Yes.

>> Cameron (55:51):
Right.

>> Skylar (55:52):
Okay, so, what we're gonna do, Quinn, are you shooting?
Throwing? I have two and
throwing Two what?

>> Quinn (55:59):
Two skill points. I'm throwing level two.

>> Skylar (56:01):
Okay.

>> Quinn (56:02):
Am I throwing ability?

>> Skylar (56:03):
That's awesome. What are you throwing? I know, I know.

>> Quinn (56:05):
I'm thinking of what I could throw it.

>> Skylar (56:06):
I mean, you got the whole summer station that.

>> Cameron (56:08):
You have any hockey pucks?

>> Skylar (56:12):
Okay, you're throwing baseballs. Okay, so we got base.
Okay. Baseballs and,
metal BBs. Metal BB's. Big metal BBs,
hockey pucks, and
the, disc golf discs all
are going to fall under the same kind of category, general, which
is your strength times. But first you have to

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successfully hit. First you have to successfully hit. So what you're going to
do is you are going to roll your D6. You are going
to add your dexterity.

>> Quinn (56:43):
Six, seven, eight.

>> Skylar (56:44):
Okay. Plus throwing, if you
have it, or any related skill.

>> Quinn (56:49):
10.

>> Skylar (56:49):
10. So you're good. 9. 9. That's
good. 10.

>> Cameron (56:53):
That's good.

11.

>> Skylar (56:54):
11. Wow.

>> Cameron (56:56):
We're just destroying it.

>> Skylar (56:58):
So I want you all to tell me what your Damage is. So it's your
strength times one, basically. So whatever your strength is.
Three.

>> Cameron (57:04):
Strength times one.

>> Skylar (57:05):
Yes, it's just whatever your strength. 3, 6, 3,
9, 2, 10, 11. Okay, so
you got 11 damage coming his
way as he just gets pelted by a series of
baseballs, discs, etc. and
pellets.
He's, horribly bruised now. but he

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steps back for a moment, and he goes to take a
pot shot at one of you. So
that's one. Two. That's Quinn.

>> Cameron (57:35):
Connor's rolling it.
Three.

>> Skylar (57:36):
Three. As he, regains his composure
for a moment, he scopes down his
rifle and shoots at the first person he sees,
which happens to be Quinn. He fires a shot, which
slams into Quinn's.

>> Quinn (57:49):
I have armor on.

>> Skylar (57:51):
Oh, you do. So, yeah, roll, against his 12
damage and subtract. That took two lots.

>> Quinn (57:56):
Ah, so I only take 10 damage.

>> Skylar (57:59):
Okay, sounds good. bullet still hits you. you scream
out in pain.

>> Quinn (58:03):
Oh.

>> Cameron (58:07):
That'S what shot sounds like.

>> Skylar (58:10):
You were hit. You took some damage.

>> Cameron (58:12):
That's not what everyone else who got shot.

>> Skylar (58:16):
It wasn't a zombie bite. So there's that. with that
being said, we kind of go into the next round of combat. What
are all of you doing now? Ah,
that you know where he is. You've hit him a decent
amount.

so is he not affected by these fires around?

>> Quinn (58:31):
Is anybody gonna patch me up?

>> Skylar (58:32):
he. He was. That's kind of what. Essentially,
I need someone to mess.

>> Quinn (58:37):
I'm messed up, right?

>> Skylar (58:38):
You want somebody to pat you up, Right. I'm saying I'm out of it.

>> Quinn (58:41):
I just got shot in the show. I'm not gonna be, like,
throwing another ball. I'm just gonna be laying there bleeding out.

>> Skylar (58:46):
Okay, well, you probably are.

>> Cameron (58:47):
To be fair, I. I feel like I
would have to roll to see if I actually would keep
going.

>> Skylar (58:54):
Okay.

>> Cameron (58:54):
Or if I'd be too scared to actually go.

>> Skylar (58:56):
That's good. Yeah. That's a. That's a fear roll. Yes. So
roll, D6 plus your will, I believe it is, actually, since
I'm.

>> Cameron (59:02):
Absolutely terrified of this guy because he's been shooting
everyone in this store. I got a
six plus will.
Seven.

>> Skylar (59:10):
Seven.

>> Cameron (59:11):
But I'm cowardly.

>> Skylar (59:13):
Oh, I think it's minus two to fear rolls. We'll roll with it.
so it was a five.

>> Cameron (59:17):
Five.
Five.

>> Skylar (59:18):
Okay. So, you
start to get a little shaky.
you have a minus two penalty for two
turns. But, it doesn't really. I mean, you're not.

>> Cameron (59:29):
It's up to me if I want to go or not.

>> Skylar (59:31):
Yeah. Yep. So what is everybody doing?
I, would say, I mean, unless you were looking, I
don't think anybody would necessarily have seen Quinn get
shot. Well, he did. No, he.

>> Cameron (59:41):
I heard.
We heard him. But that is like.

>> Quinn (59:43):
I think I started.

>> Skylar (59:46):
Ow. I got shot.
What is everybody doing as. Ah,
you guys. I mean, you guys can see the dude with the
gun.

>> Cameron (59:55):
So I imagined I was
in another one of those clothing racks and I was in
the middle and I popped my head out to shoot at him.

>> Skylar (01:00:03):
Okay.

>> Cameron (01:00:04):
But now, since I'm terrified of him because I think someone got
shot, I'm now trying to shoot
while inside the clothing rack. And I'm just sticking my
arms up. and I'm just blind firing.

>> Skylar (01:00:15):
For, those of you that are looking at him, I mean, he's like. He, like,
shot, and then he goes to, like, you know, do the little
pullback thingy to re cock a new
bullet or whatever you call that. So
that's what he's doing at this moment. You guys have an opportunity to
do something. Are you going shoot at him again or hurl things at
him again or what?

>> Cameron (01:00:34):
I'm going to grab a baseball.

>> Skylar (01:00:35):
Okay.

>> Cameron (01:00:35):
And while he's recocking, because I've got it, I got, like, a
second, I'm going to try and get into a clear line of sight
of him, do a little crow hop with the
baseball, because that's how you get a little more power and just throw
everything I got behind it and then just try and duck behind something
immediately after.

>> Skylar (01:00:50):
Okay. Okay.

>> Cameron (01:00:51):
Does that count as being show offy or impulsive?

>> Skylar (01:00:54):
I would say yeah, absolutely.

>> Cameron (01:00:56):
I feel like if I heard someone get shot,
I would probably just end up charging him with the hockey
stick.

>> Skylar (01:01:03):
Okay. Yeah, absolutely. Okay, Sounds good.

>> Cameron (01:01:05):
I'm gonna shoot you.

>> Dave (01:01:09):
How far away from him are we?

>> Skylar (01:01:12):
Good question.

>> Dave (01:01:13):
In slash the gun section.

>> Skylar (01:01:15):
Yes. Let's call it
40ft.

>> Cameron (01:01:19):
Oh, I can get so much heat on that.
This is just a routine double play for me.
I don't know if you knew this, but I was known for hitting batters
when I was pitching in my day.

>> Skylar (01:01:28):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (01:01:29):
I hit five kids on six pitches. It
was not a fun time for that team.

>> Skylar (01:01:34):
How far is the pitcher from 60ft?

>> Cameron (01:01:36):
That's 60ft and six inches.

>> Quinn (01:01:38):
Don't forget the six inches. Yes, that's
important.

>> Cameron (01:01:42):
Every change.

>> Skylar (01:01:42):
I would say 40 to 60ft then. Yeah.
Because that's about how far.

>> Cameron (01:01:46):
And so are we going by our 2016 stats or our
2023 stats?

>> Skylar (01:01:50):
Well, you're technically going by 2020, but.

>> Cameron (01:01:53):
Everybody else is 26. I will say
in 2016, I topped out around 80
miles an hour.

>> Skylar (01:02:00):
Okay.

>> Cameron (01:02:00):
From 60ft.

>> Skylar (01:02:01):
Okay.

>> Cameron (01:02:02):
40Ft. I don't know how fast that is. That's going, but if we're
crow hopping, that's getting a little more behind it.

>> Skylar (01:02:07):
Okay. Okay. Whatever the case, I'm basically just
asking, are you attacking? Not attacking. Dave, are you. What
are you doing?

>> Dave (01:02:14):
I'm running
forward and
try to get to the gun section and duck
behind the first, like, row there.

>> Skylar (01:02:25):
Okay, sounds good. So you're making up ground. Jackson is
rushing into attack melee style. And
then everybody else, minus Quinn is going to be doing a range
attack. So, everybody except Dave
do a, attack roll. So you'll be
doing plus your dexterity. And then if you have
something that applies to it.

>> Cameron (01:02:44):
What are we calling this? Because I have show off,
impulsive and sports as buffs. Are we calling
all three a combination of the three?

>> Skylar (01:02:52):
Give, me sports makes the most sense. It's supposed to be just one
skill.

>> Cameron (01:02:56):
11.

>> Skylar (01:02:56):
11. Wow. Okay, awesome.

>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:03:01):
I got nine.

>> Skylar (01:03:02):
Nine.

>> Quinn (01:03:03):
Awesome.

>> Skylar (01:03:03):
Perfect. That's.

>> Cameron (01:03:06):
Seven.

>> Skylar (01:03:07):
Seven.

>> Cameron (01:03:10):
I rolled a ten. Eight.

>> Skylar (01:03:13):
And nothing to add to it. A skill to add to it.

>> Cameron (01:03:14):
Well, that's with the minus two plus the skill.

>> Skylar (01:03:17):
So eight is just shy because it's supposed to be a nine of success. And
then. Dave, you're good. I mean, I think at this point,
everybody else is distracting him enough by the fact that
they're attacking that you're able to just beeline it and dive
into the gun section at this point.
So you were over in the super dangerous weapon
section. those that hit. Okay. Jackson, you

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okay? But it's making for a good distraction, so that's
good.

>> Cameron (01:03:40):
those of you that hit, I'm gonna get shot.
That's a good distraction.

>> Skylar (01:03:45):
And your strength is two. So that's five. Total
damage coming his way.

>> Quinn (01:03:49):
wham, wham.

>> Skylar (01:03:50):
He gets hit again, by a couple of things. He's
distracted, long enough for Dave to get over there.
Jackson, you are. At the very least, you're up in his
face, and I think that's going to throw him off.
with that being said, I think he's gonna bust out a
pistol. Take
a shot with that. someone roll me a D4.

>> Cameron (01:04:09):
Do you have a Detroit Urban Survival Training?

>> Quinn (01:04:12):
Two. Two. So you take.

>> Skylar (01:04:14):
Grew up in St. Louis, Jackson, you take four
damage as he whips out his pistol and he
raises your, probably your ear.

>> Cameron (01:04:23):
No, it's so Timely man, huh?

>> Quinn (01:04:26):
Interesting.

>> Cameron (01:04:27):
What a place to get shot.

>> Skylar (01:04:28):
Yeah, I know.

>> Quinn (01:04:29):
That never happened.

>> Skylar (01:04:31):
It happened here. Happened here. You heard it first,
folks. whatever the case
with that being said, Jackson's been shot in the
ear, but, he's still okay, I think. give me
a fear roll, though. Do the D6 plus your willpower
now that you've been shot.
Six, you're absolutely terrified.
And you feel the blood coming from your ear, your ears

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ringing, and you see this man standing there with a
pistol pointed at you, and you feel the urge to
run away.

>> Cameron (01:04:59):
Okay, I'm running.

>> Skylar (01:05:01):
Yes.

>> Cameron (01:05:02):
I was a distraction.

>> Skylar (01:05:03):
I was running and it worked out I was running. So you start
beelining it probably behind something, trying to
dive out of the way. the rest of you, what do you do? Dave, you're
behind the gun cabinet. what are you doing now that you can
take advantage of this interesting situation that you found yourself in?

>> Dave (01:05:18):
Try to break into or open like the
first shotgun cabinet.

>> Skylar (01:05:22):
Okay.

>> Dave (01:05:23):
Find and look around for the
ammo.

>> Skylar (01:05:26):
Okay, sounds good. Yep. You begin that. I would say,
it'll take you probably another round before you got something loaded up, but yeah,
you smash a nearby. They're
all locked for the most part. This guy's probably the only guy
with the keys. but you're able. It's glass cases. You
break it pretty easily. it definitely makes
noise, but it's also a chaotic
situation for him, so we'll see if he's able to

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notice, whether or not you're involved
in his area. what about the rest of you guys? What are
you doing?

I look around me and I see to my
left a fire extinguisher.

>> Skylar (01:06:00):
Okay.

I'm going to grab this fire extinguisher and then make my
way towards the gun.

>> Skylar (01:06:05):
Nice.

The gun area.

>> Skylar (01:06:06):
Okay. You just stand up and you're just be
lining slow and steady straight towards this guy
holding his extinguisher. That's actually kind
of.

If he takes aim at me, I'm going to
shoot the extinguisher at him and cause a little
smoke screen.

>> Skylar (01:06:21):
Yeah, absolutely. Awesome. Cameron, are you still
ducking?

>> Cameron (01:06:24):
Ducking and shooting blindly?

>> Skylar (01:06:26):
Okay, sounds good.

>> Cameron (01:06:27):
At least I'm doing that for one more turn because I'm scared.

>> Skylar (01:06:29):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (01:06:30):
You set up of that?

>> Skylar (01:06:31):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (01:06:31):
So they'll probably.

>> Skylar (01:06:32):
Yeah, absolutely.

>> Cameron (01:06:33):
I got pads on a, football helmet. Can probably stop a
bullet. Right. So I'm, I'm just gonna charge him, try
and tack. Is he like, behind the counter? Is he on
top of the counter? Where Is he at.

>> Skylar (01:06:43):
I think he's out in the open at the moment. I think he was real
confident before, and then all of a sudden, fire kind of started
flying at him. So he got a little bit scared, but he hasn't had time
to get behind the counter. But he might be moving towards it
here.

>> Cameron (01:06:55):
So if he's on. We're both on the same floor. There's like,
nothing, like, no counters or anything, technically, between us,
like, aside from, like, rack. Clothing.

>> Skylar (01:07:03):
Yeah, I was gonna say, like, clothing racks and stuff. Yep.

>> Cameron (01:07:04):
So I'm gonna try and, like, stay low and just kind of
sneak around if he's, like, if he's
running somewhere, I'm gonna try and meet him at the. Meet him at the apex
and just drop my shoulder right into. Right into the old
ribs.

>> Skylar (01:07:17):
Okay.

>> Cameron (01:07:17):
Try and tackle him to the ground. See what I can do there.

>> Skylar (01:07:19):
Okay, so you're gonna go in for a tackle?

>> Cameron (01:07:21):
Yeah.

>> Skylar (01:07:21):
Okay, sounds good.

>> Quinn (01:07:22):
I've got. Before you. I've got, three.
I. I don't. I got three on selling, so I'm just laying there bleeding
out. Right. Can't really do much. I got three on selling. Can
I try and sell him on the idea of not killing
us and just joining us to get up to the roof to survive? Absolutely.

>> Skylar (01:07:38):
You can. You can definitely try to make a point here.
Conversation.

>> Quinn (01:07:44):
What's his. What was his name again?

>> Cameron (01:07:47):
Okay.

>> Quinn (01:07:51):
All right, all right. McMuffin. McMuffin.

>> Skylar (01:07:54):
McMuffIn.

>> Quinn (01:07:54):
Hey, hey. Are you
calling me McMuffin?

>> Skylar (01:08:00):
McDuffie? McGuffin?

>> Quinn (01:08:01):
Same thing. Hear
me out. Nobody has to die here. We gotta get up
to the roof just like you and me.
Why are you. Let's just work together to get up to the roof.

>> Skylar (01:08:12):
Well, someone's gotta stop all these under.

>> Quinn (01:08:15):
And we can work together. Why are you killing me? Not
undead?

>> Skylar (01:08:18):
Because I'm trying to take my guns, just like
the government. So you're gonna try to take my guns?

>> Quinn (01:08:24):
You're gonna stay in here and die at midnight?

>> Skylar (01:08:26):
Nah, I'm gonna shoot down zombies. Anyone that
comes at me.

>> Quinn (01:08:29):
The military's gonna surround it. You heard them on the loudspeaker?

>> Skylar (01:08:32):
Yeah, they won't come by, but what are they doing? Oh, yeah. You saying
the government is already here to take my guns? Well, then I'm
going down fighting.
Good distraction, though.

>> Quinn (01:08:45):
I tried, and I just. I just trying to yell at him at
this point because I can't throw it. I. I mean, I. I would say
I got shot in the left shoulder, so I can still throw it, but I'm m sitting there, I'd
be. I wouldn't be up, I'd be down.

>> Skylar (01:08:56):
So while they're not taking a big.

>> Cameron (01:08:57):
Hit, while they're conversating, I'm like, I'm.

>> Skylar (01:09:00):
Sneaking around, sneaking around, serpentine
through the stuff. it's Randy Orton slithering it.

>> Quinn (01:09:06):
I don't know, Arky out of nowhere.

>> Skylar (01:09:08):
So since this isn't like, technically, I
mean it is an attack, but it's also mostly, I think
you're more focused on the tackling element of it. Actually
before you do that, Cameron, roll the attack with
your blind, shot.

>> Cameron (01:09:22):
Well, I was never going to hit with the blind shot because I need a
nine.

>> Skylar (01:09:25):
Right? Yeah.

>> Cameron (01:09:26):
but that's a seven.

>> Skylar (01:09:27):
Seven. That's pretty close. But you.

>> Cameron (01:09:31):
I guess we're rolling to see if I just flop shot one of you.

>> Skylar (01:09:36):
whatever, the case. Jackson's, running away. Nick is
closing in with his, potential.
And then Connor. do me a roll with your
strength and you can add your probably sports,
I think skill. Unless you have something else that you feel
is more relevant.

>> Cameron (01:09:52):
I mean, it seems pretty impulsive to run
straight at another guy who's been shooting at us.

>> Skylar (01:09:58):
Yeah, yeah, I could go with that.

>> Cameron (01:09:59):
But you're better at sports.
No, sports is a three impulsive score.

>> Quinn (01:10:03):
Oh.

>> Cameron (01:10:03):
Oh.

>> Skylar (01:10:04):
It's an interesting thing to call skill. But hey, in this
situation, it works out.

>> Cameron (01:10:08):
I mean, I couldn't put it in drawbacks because I
wasn't here for writing it up.

>> Skylar (01:10:12):
Oh, yeah, you put it in skills.

>> Cameron (01:10:15):
1212.

>> Skylar (01:10:16):
Awesome. You, As he's yelling back and
forth at Quinn, all of a sudden a metal ball bearing
comes shooting past and kind of ducks out of the way. And it kind of
distracts his vision from for just a m. Moment, especially because he hears
a shattering of glass nearby and he gets a little bit
nervous, turns his pistol. And just as he turns his pistol,
you see your opportunity to leap out, run

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over and body check this dude down to the
ground. You're on top of him. His gun is kind of
crossed over in his arm, so he's not able to like really
point it at anything. You have tackled him to the ground.
Nice. I'm gonna say, that he's
basically just going to use his turn to kind of roll
around and try to get you off of him, but otherwise he's still

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on the ground. And he, just kind of
rolls out of the way a little bit. And then it goes back to you
guys.

>> Cameron (01:11:03):
So he's no longer under. Like, I'm
no longer like on top.

>> Skylar (01:11:07):
Right, right. But you're also, you know, right up point
blank. Jaxson, I would say that you see this
happen and you suddenly seeing that, like he's kind of been
knocked out of the way a little bit, you gain your
composure back.

Sweet.

>> Skylar (01:11:20):
you've obviously made a little bit of distance, but not like, you
know, like that far away.

>> Cameron (01:11:24):
I dove behind it. Yeah, probably.

>> Skylar (01:11:27):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (01:11:28):
Okay.

>> Skylar (01:11:29):
And now you're feeling. You're feeling back to like, oh, I got my
friends. They're back there. They're doing things.

>> Cameron (01:11:35):
deep breaths.

>> Skylar (01:11:36):
Yep.

>> Cameron (01:11:37):
All right, we'll do it again. Running, running, run
again.

>> Skylar (01:11:40):
Running, dude. The rest of you guys, you.
You've all seen him. I think maybe Quinn might be the only one that
didn't see.

>> Cameron (01:11:46):
I didn't get to.

>> Skylar (01:11:47):
Oh, yeah, I just heard a lot of.
And you didn't hear a gunshot?

>> Cameron (01:11:52):
Is he yelling at him?

>> Skylar (01:11:54):
oh, yeah, yeah, he's.

>> Dave (01:11:55):
Oh, yeah.

>> Skylar (01:11:55):
You dead than me. I'm gonna get you.

>> Cameron (01:12:01):
I'm gonna. When we're all
done here, I gotta find like a name tag maker at
a store and just like print off
sissy liberal and put it on his
forehead. We'll tie him up
and stick it to his forehead. Yes.
No play.
Oh, we're keeping him alive. Oh.

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He would make a really good distraction for a lot of zombies.

>> Skylar (01:12:25):
Dave, you've got your shotgun and you turn around and you
find. I mean, they always keep the ammo, like right next to
the gun section. So, you've
got already box ammo sitting there. You're starting to load up
this gun. What, is your plan once you've got
it loaded up?

>> Dave (01:12:41):
Pop up or see what's going on.

>> Skylar (01:12:44):
Okay. Yes.

>> Quinn (01:12:44):
Aim.

>> Dave (01:12:45):
Aim at that guy. Or shoot him if
necessary.

>> Skylar (01:12:48):
Okay. I don't know what's going on. So you peek. It's like a
really tall display case. So you peek around the
side of it and you see.

>> Quinn (01:12:55):
Hm.

>> Cameron (01:12:55):
Him.

>> Skylar (01:12:55):
He's laying on the ground and he's got his pistol. He
starts to turn it towards Connor, who's kind of standing over him.
That's what you see.

>> Dave (01:13:02):
Shoot him in the arm.

>> Skylar (01:13:04):
Just shoot him in the arm. Okay, sounds
good. So with that in mind, I think, I'll
probably have that happen first
so that there's less chance that Jax and gets shot when he
comes running in to beat the guy.

>> Cameron (01:13:17):
If he's already tackled.
Though, if he's laying on the ground and Dave shoots him in the
arm with the bullet.

>> Skylar (01:13:22):
Realistically also, like, go through his chest to
potentially. If it is a shotgun, it is a
shotgun.

>> Cameron (01:13:28):
And he could also be hitting me.

>> Skylar (01:13:30):
Too because I have like bird shot that's gonna
kind of spread a little bit.

>> Cameron (01:13:34):
It's up to Dave, I guess. What gun did he grab?

>> Skylar (01:13:36):
I don't know, maybe
random it.

>> Dave (01:13:40):
I just grabbed whatever was kind of closest.

>> Cameron (01:13:43):
He actually grabbed the dragon's breath ammo.

>> Skylar (01:13:45):
Oh,
Dave, give me that roll for the attack. I don't know.
Did you take anything with guns?

>> Dave (01:13:54):
Yep. I got plus two
to shotgun.

>> Skylar (01:13:58):
Oh man. Dave's got some experience with shotguns.

>> Dave (01:14:01):
It's gonna be a three.

>> Skylar (01:14:03):
No, dude, you had your
dexterity.

>> Cameron (01:14:07):
Oh.

>> Dave (01:14:07):
So that makes it a six.

>> Skylar (01:14:09):
A six. Okay. You okay, here's Because this presents
an interesting situation. As this guy is laying there,
you suddenly hear all of you
as a shotgun blast rings out. This
guy is absolutely like blown away. He starts
frantically looking about. I think he might see you kind of
peeking around. And then you kind of like retract

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a little bit back behind the tall display and he's
got his pistol pointed over there. That opens up an
opportunity. Although the rest of you were kind of startled, so is he.
And you guys see what happened. You see that it was your ally that was
trying to help you. So you're able to kind of regain your composure
really quickly. So Jackson and
Connor. and actually I think I'm close.

And I'm ready to hit him with a fire extinguisher.

>> Skylar (01:14:53):
Okay. The three of you are all kind of coming in
hot I assume.

>> Cameron (01:14:57):
So I'm standing over him so
if he's like got his arm out going this way,
I'm going to try and just step on his hand so he can't go
anywhere. Take my baseball bat with a two handed
swing and just, just

>> Skylar (01:15:11):
Nice.

>> Cameron (01:15:12):
I gotta think of a witty one liner.
Really.

>> Skylar (01:15:17):
I'll give you a second to think about it. But whatever the case, I'm gonna give you guys.
Since he's on the ground. Well technically you're on the ground too,
but yeah. Yeah. I'll give you a second to stand
up. I'm gonna give Jackson and Fatty, you guys
have a plus one to hit him the
moment.

>> Cameron (01:15:35):
10. 5.

>> Skylar (01:15:37):
5. I think, I think probably what
ends up happening, I think it happened last time when you guys were in the hobby
store is that too many of you are attacking them all
at the same time and it gets a little crowded and it
makes things a little bit awkward and causes some of you to
miss. But whatever the case fatty hit. Yes,
fatty hit. You come swinging
downwards with this, fire extinguisher,

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just clonking the guy right in the chest.
It's a pretty hefty thing. Let's call it a equivalent
to a club, which is a D8 times
your strength.

10.

>> Quinn (01:16:10):
10.

>> Skylar (01:16:10):
You slam down. Connor, do, your
roll as well.

>> Cameron (01:16:15):
looks like I got an 8.

>> Skylar (01:16:16):
You go to step on his hand
and he moves it out of the way just, just in time. And
it kind of throws you off balance a little bit trying to do
that. But as you turn, you look and in
comes Fatty with a, fire extinguisher in one
hand and just a wide arc swing comes
down on this guy with this fire, extinguisher
and it slams into this guy's, this

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slightly older gentleman's chest. And
you definitely hear the sound of some cracks
and shattering bones as, he just
lets out a large and he probably
coughs up a bit of blood and he just lays there.
He doesn't seem to be really moving at all. And
with that, we will close out this episode

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of Black Friday of the Dead.
Thank you all for joining us for another episode of our All
Flesh Must Be Eaten. One shot, Black Friday of the
Dead, which represents our celebration of the holiday season.
We hope you're enjoying a little zombie fighting action amidst your
Christmas fun. If you are, we encourage you to check out some of our

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Benders and Brews, which is set in the world of the Last
Airbender, or our Dungeons and Dragons long term
series Criminals of Isla Numis. If you're looking for
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