Criminals of Isla Numus: A Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play - Episode 15 - Assurance of Insurance - Session Zero Heroes - A TTRPG Actual Play Podcast

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>> Skylar (00:11):
Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
stepped into a realm of my creation. A,
sprawling city filled with danger and glory,
and most importantly, lots of gold.
I call it Isan Numis. Who am
I, you might ask? The name is Jarib,

(00:32):
and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
Long story short, this group of
idiots, or as you may call them,
heroes, made a bet with me that they had when it took
to make a mass trove of gold, but left
some.
Of the key details blank.
So I filled them in myself. I sent
them to this pocket dimension into the city I

(00:54):
had created with brand new bodies they'd
have to attune to.
Can these fools pass my test?
Or will they be trapped here forever?
So experience my world of trials
and tribulations and join alongside
this posse of pitiful people, or as I
like to call them, the criminals of

(01:14):
Isan Numis.
Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of Criminals of, Isan
Numis. I have typed it or
said it so many times, I feel like since we started, I
think it's ingrained. And that's good. So we're
all set. let's go through who the heck
everybody is first and foremost. I'll start on my

(01:35):
left with Cameron.

>> Cameron (01:37):
Hi, I'm Cameron.

>> Skylar (01:39):
That you are. Who are you in the game?

>> Cameron (01:42):
Oh, I'm Roick the
goblin. Arane
Trickster. I was
formerly a barbarian. Now I'm a rogue.
Formerul. a dwarf. Now a goblin.

>> Skylar (01:57):
Yep, that's it. Right on.
Awesome. Next, we're moving on to Fatty
Lumpkins.

>> Fatty Lumpkins (02:03):
Yeah, this is Fatty. I am
playing keto. And he is a
echo knight.

>> Skylar (02:10):
Nice.

Actually, he is a druid trapped in the body of an echo
knife.

>> Skylar (02:15):
That's fair. That is fair. And he's a coboalt.

Now a cobal.

>> Skylar (02:18):
Nice. the. Well,
I wasn't gonna say diggression. That's offensive to
kobalts. But definitely a digression
in height for sure.
fantastic. Next we got Jack.

>> Cameron (02:32):
my name is Jack. Or Jackson. I don't
care.
O.
I play Des. He was a trident fighter
turned, Keanku ranger. Fun fact about Des
is when he was a real young lad, he was
aquaphhobic.

>> Skylar (02:45):
Oh.

>> Cameron (02:45):
Huh?

>> Skylar (02:46):
As a trident.

>> Cameron (02:47):
Yeah.

>> Skylar (02:47):
Interesting.

>> Cameron (02:48):
It was just. He cried all the time.

>> Skylar (02:50):
I was gonna say. And his tears just were absorbed into
the ocean. Tears.

>> Dave (02:55):
Terrified.

>> Skylar (02:59):
It's coming out me. What do you mean? I have to drink
that. Not the tears, just
70%.

>> Cameron (03:05):
What?

>> Skylar (03:06):
Get it out of the tea.
Oh, no. Awesome. always interesting facts about
des. next up, we've got
quinn. Quinn, who the heck are you playing?

>> Cameron (03:17):
Playing feather mcgregore, also known as little
sauce, who ironically doesn't make sauce
anymore.

>> Skylar (03:23):
Not anymore. But he also doesn't make rubs, so
that's important.

>> Cameron (03:27):
He also doesn't not make.
Actually, we're actually, like, couple days away from sauce
season again.

>> Skylar (03:32):
Oh, what are youn toa do? Is that itch going toa
be coming out?

>> Cameron (03:36):
I guess we'll find out.

>> Skylar (03:37):
We'I guess we'll find out.
Awesome. And then last but definitely not least,
we've got Dave.
Yeah.

>> Dave (03:45):
I'm playing maki, who's a
Kinku
sorcerer.

Suspense.

>> Dave (03:54):
And he said, you know, some people see the glass
half full, Some see it half empty.
Maki sees it as soon to be empty. Cause he's
gonna drink
ito.

>> Skylar (04:07):
That's a very good motto. That's a very good
motto. Awesome. Fantastic. All right,
well, that's everybody. Let's jump into the
episode.
And we're back, with criminalinals violin numis,
episode 15, I believe. How

(04:27):
crazy is that? when last we left a off last episode, if
you didn't listen, you should probably do that real
quick. but I'll give you a summary for those that did listen.
And it's just been in two weeks since the episode came out,
or whatever the case. you guys had finally
found the mysterious, being, or
puppet person, possessed, whatever you want

(04:48):
to call it, that was pretending to
be, Lil sauce's dead friend
mcgriddle. but actually a
demonic entity who was calling
himself raku. you were able
to find him inside of the clock tower here in town.
in the gorthham district. You're in the gorthham district.

(05:08):
You found some clues. You used
Cameron's character and, a disguise as a
child to fake his way to finding
raku. And sure enough, you did, and you were
able to defeat him. It was an intense fight. There was a
lot of magical darkness involved. But
he's dead now. Or res sent
back to the depths of hell where he came

(05:30):
from. Whatever the case, before he was summoned, nevertheless,
you guys were able to rescue a dozen
children that had been kidnapped by this demonic
entity. And, after waking up
the two guards who had both been,
attacked and knocked out downstairs at the bottom
of the clock tower that you guys were inside of, they helped you
kind of get everybody out of there and get everybody back

(05:52):
to their families. and you guys are being
Celebrated as the heroes of
the. Maybe the
district at most. And
yeah, for saving, this group of children,
you've been compensated, in total. In
total, the reward that you received for
saving these missing children, for

(06:15):
stopping this demonic entity, et cetera, et cetera.
The total amount that was awarded to you because
some of the families of these children were actually fairly wealthy,
was 10,000 gold pieces.
Wow.

>> Cameron (06:27):
Let's go to the casino.

>> Skylar (06:31):
So, you know, however you guys decide
to distribute this money, you now have
10,000 gold pieces.

>> Cameron (06:38):
10,000 divided by 5 is just 2
ke.

>> Skylar (06:41):
Yes.

>> Cameron (06:42):
Wait, how much is it to, level up?

All right, here.

>> Cameron (06:46):
To go to fourth level, we need 1800.

>> Skylar (06:49):
so, yeah, you guys each, I guess, yeah, like does said
split between you all. It's about 2,000 gold
pieces of piece. It is 2,000 gold pieces of
piece. so, yeah, there you go. I mean, unless
one of you wants to take less and one more
or something like that, I don't I'not going to tell you how
to live your life. but, yeah, that's where you guys are
at. Defeat of the demon

(07:12):
and so on and so forth. What would you
like to do?

Do we currently find ourselves in the town square? Are we still just
chilling out in the clock tower?

>> Skylar (07:21):
no. Yeah, you guys are out in, like, the town square. I'say,
again, youve definitely put, a
positive light on your names, at least
in this general area. Like I said, I dont t know if youd d
necessarily be the heroes of Gorthham entirely,
but at least the heroes of Trinket Square for sure. Absolutely.
Everybody in Trinket Square now probably knows your names, and
they'very grateful towards you.

>> Cameron (07:42):
Am I still dress upff as a little girl?

>> Skylar (07:45):
I dont see why not. Unless you choose
otherwise.

>> Cameron (07:49):
No, I took off the outfit.

>> Skylar (07:51):
Okay.

>> Cameron (07:54):
No longer silly Frilly.

>> Skylar (07:57):
He's just Willy Frilly.

>> Cameron (08:00):
You were dressed up as a girl. Why are we looking for a boy the
whole time?
Well, I clearly had to be dressed more as a girl because all
the guards assumed that was a girl. even though I clearly said my
name was Willie.

>> Skylar (08:11):
Hey. Yeah, Willmina.
All right. Is there anything in particular you guys would like to
do?

>> Cameron (08:18):
Well, we definitely need to go back and talk to, Mr.
McGriddle.

>> Skylar (08:22):
Okay, sure.

>> Cameron (08:25):
Yeah, he does money and he oes us.

>> Skylar (08:28):
That was part of the total.

>> Cameron (08:30):
Yeah, well, we need to make sure that he knows what he did
and, maybe, murder him too, you know? Hey,
I mean, I'm just kidding.

>> Skylar (08:37):
That's of course.

>> Cameron (08:37):
A idea.
I'm just kidding.
Of course I m not.

>> Skylar (08:40):
Okay, well, whatever the case, what if.

>> Cameron (08:42):
What if he's likeew what he is doing? He's, like,
bringing in demons on purpose and he's in on it.
I mean, there'a good chance. That's what I'm saying.
Maybe we should just go ahead and just, you know,
assassin'creed you know, it has to be done. We don't want to. Maybe
we need to. We can go
talk to him first.

>> Skylar (09:00):
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

>> Cameron (09:01):
See what'going on.
Okay.

>> Skylar (09:02):
Yeah. You head to his shop, and you open up the
door, and, you don't see him, as per the usual.
He's not right there at the front of his store.

>> Cameron (09:10):
Ye. Yell for him.

>> Skylar (09:14):
he comes walking out. His. His hair is all messy,
obviously, but that's actually kind of normal. So that's.
You know, that is what it is. But anyway, he comes from.
Oh, further you back. Did you find. Did you find
the griddle?
You.

>> Cameron (09:27):
You haven't heard?

>> Skylar (09:29):
I saw the kids were back, and I thought, wella hot
dandy. I'm. You know, McGriddle did
the right thing, and he.
He.
He must have. You must have found him, and you talked
him down, and he let the kids free, and
now everything's hunky dory.

>> Cameron (09:44):
I'm, like, probably visibly upset at this point,
like, angry that he still thinks it's
McGriddle.

>> Skylar (09:50):
Okay.

>> Cameron (09:51):
So I just look at. I'm just mad, and I
like. I don't know. I look at Macky, I go explain to
him. Explain to him.
I walk out. I walk out. I walk out. I'm just like. I walk
out the door, slam. I wanna emphasize I,
like, slam the door. You know,
like, you know, I'm very upset.

>> Dave (10:11):
Well, you see, whatever you brought back from this
book, you know, it was
a McGriddle. It was a demon.

>> Skylar (10:20):
What?

>> Dave (10:21):
But, you know, re. That demon kidnapped kids.
Which we got a large
award for returning those kids.

>> Skylar (10:29):
So.

>> Cameron (10:29):
Thanks.

>> Dave (10:30):
Thanks for summing.

>> Cameron (10:31):
That demon I hear that from once.

>> Skylar (10:32):
I go, thanks to this. No, no, stop,
stop.

>> Cameron (10:36):
No, no, no, we don't. Thank you.

>> Dave (10:41):
I'm keeping this book, by the way.

>> Skylar (10:43):
It was. It was. It wasn't M. McGrdle.

>> Cameron (10:45):
No, I told you it wasn't. And you wouldn't believe me,
but he knew.

>> Skylar (10:49):
He knew things.

>> Cameron (10:51):
Well, yeah, he's a demon. They're smart.
Well, I might need all your demon crafting
supplies.

>> Skylar (11:01):
I already gave Markey the book that I used
that had you the ritual and that's all
I have. I mean, you want my candles?

>> Cameron (11:09):
Yes. Yes, actually I do.

>> Skylar (11:11):
How am I supposed to see ah when it
gets dark in dimly lit prices?

>> Cameron (11:17):
I'm not the one that, summoned a demon who, killed
children. Or did you do it on purpose?

>> Skylar (11:22):
No.
What? What? Wait, hold on. It
killed children?

>> Cameron (11:27):
Maybe you're in on it. Maybe you're making the
did it.

>> Skylar (11:31):
It killed children. I thought all the children were
concerned.

>> Cameron (11:34):
There was one that was pretty messed up. We ain't sure if he's dead or
``ive oh.

>> Skylar (11:41):
I'm, I'm sorry. But
believe me when I say that everything I did
was truly just to bring my son
back. I thought everything would be fine. I
didn't think it would go so wrong.

>> Cameron (11:55):
Can I, like, roll to see if you.

>> Skylar (11:57):
Yeah, yeahl insight.

>> Cameron (11:58):
Rolling insight. 18.

>> Skylar (12:01):
18. He seems. He seems upset
and he seems sad that
what he tried to do turn the way that it
did.

>> Cameron (12:11):
He's not upset that he did it. He's upset at how it
ended.
Are. Are you gonna do this again? Like, are you gonna attempt to do this again? Do
you have to spell memorized? Do you? You got a promise you're not
gonna do this again.

>> Skylar (12:25):
I won't do it again. It obviously didn't work.
It was phony magic and won t. I won't
do the ritual again. Do I remember how to do it? Sure.
But I won't do it again.

>> Dave (12:38):
He doesn't have, like, an elderly dog that's
about to pass away, do you?

>> Skylar (12:42):
Gosh, no, no, no.

>> Cameron (12:44):
If he has the spell memorized, you might as well
confiscate his brain.

>> Skylar (12:48):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (12:50):
O. I'm gonna have to kill you. No, I'm scid I'm just kidd
all.

>> Skylar (12:57):
I don't know what else to do.

>> Cameron (12:59):
You gotta move on. You've got toa move on.

>> Skylar (13:01):
It's so hard.

>> Cameron (13:03):
I had to move on. Toeah.

>> Skylar (13:05):
I understand. And I know you two are close,
but you have to understand. He's all I had.
Feather. It's just me now,
Don. I don't have my wife and I
know. I know I talked a lot of crap about her and
everything, but. But I'm alone.
Just don't. It's hard. It's
hard. It hurts all the time.

>> Cameron (13:28):
Have you thought about adopting a pet?

>> Skylar (13:31):
I suppose I hadn't. I, usually make
pets, you know, I make little tinkered dogs and cats
and.

>> Cameron (13:38):
Thought about maybe a, real pet.

>> Skylar (13:41):
I suppose I haven't.
Is it like having a Son.

>> Cameron (13:50):
I mean, in some ways, yes,
some ways, no. I can't imagine MC Griddle ever ran up
to you and looked your face for 10 minutes straight.
But, you know, it's okay with dog was. No, I'm
kidding.

>> Dave (14:06):
Just an outsideinion. see, you got
all these puppets in here, but what you. What do you do with them?
Gu do you just sell them?

>> Skylar (14:14):
Y For the most part.

>> Dave (14:15):
What?

>> Skylar (14:16):
I'TRYING to make em cool, and then I sell them.

>> Dave (14:19):
Think it might do you some'good to, take your
hobby and get out in the community with it.
You know, go to the local temple and put on some
puppet shows for the children or something.

>> Skylar (14:31):
M okay. I suppose I
hadn't thought of that before, but, I mean, I'm not trying to brag or
anything, but I am quite good with them. as a person that
built them, I had to know how they work.

>> Dave (14:41):
Just the other day we took a lovely art
class.

>> Skylar (14:44):
Yeah. Yeah, that's true. He did.

>> Dave (14:46):
You could maybe do something like that for the children. Teach
them how to make their own puppets or little creatures.

>> Skylar (14:52):
Oh, wait a minute. But then who. How they wouldn't
come and buy them from me.

>> Cameron (14:58):
Make something else.

>> Skylar (15:00):
Something else?
H m.
M. Right. I am a tinkerer by
trade. I suppose there's no limit to tinkering.
So, I mean, I guess I could. All
right, well, I'll look
into these ideas. I'll look into this whole pet thing.
I'll look into this, community,

(15:20):
engagement. Maybe
volunteering.

>> Dave (15:24):
Or you could join a cult.

>> Cameron (15:27):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

>> Skylar (15:30):
About that.

>> Cameron (15:30):
No, no, no.

>> Dave (15:32):
Not temampo anyow.

>> Skylar (15:34):
Well, sure. I'm sure.
Gosh dang it.
Her name was, like, right here.
Oh, I'm sure Sister Serena would be happy
to have some volunteers at the
temple across the way here in Trinkett Square.
So maybe there's an opportunity there.
All right. All right. Huh? I'll give it a shot.

(15:54):
Thank you. Thank you all.
I just. I feel so terrible that I made such a
mistake. And I'm glad that you all were able
to put an end to it before
anything really serious happened. Assuming that the kid
you were talking about turns out okay,
and he isn't traumatized or any of the

(16:14):
kids for the rest of their lives. Let's hope
that's not the case.

>> Cameron (16:19):
It was pretty bad.

>> Skylar (16:20):
You might want to lean off the puppets. Honestly. O
Yeaheeah.

>> Cameron (16:24):
You might want to lay low for a while. I'm not sure everybody knows where it
came from. And if they find out it was you, you
might be rightn out of town.

>> Skylar (16:31):
Oh, you're right. Now, I do have a spellbook full of spells
on hiding the uses of my magic, so I might have
to.

>> Cameron (16:38):
Can I. Can I see the spellbook?

>> Skylar (16:39):
Sure.

>> Cameron (16:41):
I'GRAB it. I. I just put. Wait.
That's fine.
Not anymore. Not anymore.

>> Skylar (16:46):
You come into my store.

>> Cameron (16:48):
You summoned a demon that killed children.

>> Skylar (16:51):
He didn't kill children.

>> Cameron (16:53):
As of currently, he attempted to.

>> Skylar (16:56):
Any children that do die'from residual
effects? It's not technically from the Source, which wasn't
even me, mind you. I am the
Source of the Source, but the Source had
a mind of its own. I claim innocence
here. I digress. I digress.
Thank you all. I appreciate it.

(17:16):
If you need something from me, don't hesitate
to reach out or stop by the shop.

>> Dave (17:21):
All right. We'll keep that in mind. well, thanks again for
the business opportunity.

>> Cameron (17:27):
No, no, stop.

>> Dave (17:29):
As we walk out the dor this fight, you know, that's not a bad
idea. We could summon our own demon in a different
neighbor neighborhood and then make
money.

>> Cameron (17:38):
Is a fantastic.
That's actually not a ide.

>> Skylar (17:41):
You're pulling, like, the syndrome.

>> Cameron (17:43):
I just mad at him like a Scooby Doo
villain.
We just.

>> Skylar (17:47):
You make a monster, and then you play the
hero that defeats said monster.

>> Cameron (17:52):
And we just hopk.

>> Skylar (17:54):
It's just weess up ro.

>> Cameron (17:56):
Now it's a silly, fairly evil Willie. kill
him. Town after town, he's a maniacal little.

>> Skylar (18:01):
Girl that's been bouncing around these parts.

>> Cameron (18:04):
Scaring the balls off of everyone.
I think we should find a town and try and do that unironically.
I am down. I am down.

>> Skylar (18:12):
I'll write it down.

>> Cameron (18:13):
And you still have that summ in a demon book.
Perfect.

>> Dave (18:17):
It might take me a while to work out the details, but
we'll keep it in mind.

>> Skylar (18:21):
Hey, the devil's in the details.
As you guys are stepping out, one of the guards. In fact, it'one
of the two guards that,

>> Cameron (18:28):
Well, they made it.

>> Skylar (18:29):
Yeah, that you pulled out of that. The one that was
still, as far as you remember, was, like, more conscious.
The other one was, like, completely knocked out, but this guy was still
conscious and absolutely terrified. I think he passed out from
fear, honestly. just from the darknessust. But he's
awake now, and he's okay with minimal scratches
and bruises. And he comes rushing up to

(18:50):
you guys. He says, oh, geez. you know,
it. It's, Once again, just thank you guys, for
helping out with the whole missing kids thing. And
again, I hope that, u. that reward money covers
any expenses that you guys might have had. it is
the limit of the, reward, so, I mean, even if it
didn't. Sorry.
Sorry.

>> Cameron (19:10):
you give me, like, 10 bucks for saving your life.

>> Skylar (19:12):
What's a buck? I don't get any deer on.

>> Cameron (19:14):
Well, I can't 10 go for saving your life.

>> Skylar (19:16):
I, don't got that on me. But I do actually have something for you.
Here you go.
And he hands you an envelope.

>> Cameron (19:23):
So I open the envelope.

>> Skylar (19:24):
All right. Inside the envelope, it's signed by the chief
of blank space. It says
feather.
I heard about your escapades in all
them. I love to talk to you.
I know we ended things on a kind of negative
note. Stop by my office.
Ps.
I got a job for you.

>> Cameron (19:45):
Pss. Xo xo xo
you so much
your.

>> Skylar (19:51):
Body against mine.

>> Cameron (19:55):
Just said that.

>> Skylar (19:55):
Please come back to me.
No.

>> Cameron (19:59):
Wrong letter.

>> Skylar (20:00):
Bye.

>> Cameron (20:00):
Badap. This
isn't the pink envelope.

>> Skylar (20:05):
This is't an erasable pen. So
I'm kind of locked in.

>> Dave (20:10):
M. Let it from your boyfriend there,
feather.

>> Cameron (20:14):
Yes. well, no. Ye.
Maybe yes.
no.
it's from the chief again. He says he has a job. you guys, you
interested, or do we want to go Some of demons? I'm
up for either.
des just pumps both of his hands in the air and starts
jumping up and down.

>> Skylar (20:31):
he's excited.

>> Cameron (20:32):
I think he wants to summ demons.
I don't know about you guys, but,
I would really appreciate a long rest,
you know, some sleep.

>> Skylar (20:44):
Oh, yeah. You took like the brunt to most of them beating in
that.

>> Cameron (20:47):
I am a little tired.
Yeah. I want to sleep. I'm tired.
There's some, some good alleys around here we can lie in.
Gorthham has some of the best alleys.
I'd prefer not to sleep in an
alley.
well, let's go back to mcurl's dad's place.
Just go knock back ono a.

>> Skylar (21:09):
no. No answer.

>> Cameron (21:10):
Oh, I'm just gonna go in.

>> Dave (21:12):
I don't want to sleep with a bunch of creepy puppets next to
me.

>> Skylar (21:15):
There is a local inn.

>> Cameron (21:17):
Well, I know that'snn cost money.

>> Skylar (21:19):
Yah.

>> Cameron (21:19):
Why would we pay for we?
Someone else already stayed there once, and he made us
breakfast.

>> Skylar (21:25):
That's true. I'm just saying maybe.

>> Cameron (21:27):
Maybe him hoping we'd bring back his son.
Maybe now that we've killed his son, I might
be less.
Hey, gide.
Likely to give us pan g in.
The we need a place to stay. We're goingna stay
upstairs time.

>> Skylar (21:41):
Breakfast in right across the
way.

>> Cameron (21:45):
After what we did. We've already stayed here once.

>> Skylar (21:47):
I'm sure they give you a free night.

>> Cameron (21:49):
We like it here. We're staying here. Times a lot more room
over. We're staying here.

>> Skylar (21:53):
You wouldn't have to sleep right next.

>> Cameron (21:55):
To some creepy pos I'm walking upstairs.

>> Skylar (21:57):
Okay, well, I'm out of pancake
mix.

>> Cameron (22:01):
So you better go get some.

>> Skylar (22:03):
Little shy on cash.
I gave it to a bunch of.
Kids that killed myself.

>> Cameron (22:07):
I give them five gold to go pick up some breakfast.

>> Skylar (22:10):
There you go. All right. I guess I'm getting groceries
on a Tuesday night instead of my usual
Wednesday night. But I guess that's fine.

>> Cameron (22:18):
I'm gonna wander and hop into the biggest bed.

>> Skylar (22:21):
Okay, Sounds good. And just
you're out lay down.

>> Cameron (22:25):
Des just falls asleep, like right in the storefront.

>> Skylar (22:29):
And as you do and he just watches you just kind of
nod off.
He goesuse I'm closing up early
Tuesday night. My busy his night.

>> Cameron (22:38):
He wasn't getting any business.
Tuesday night.
Tuesdays, you know.
Nah, Tuesdays is the worst.

>> Skylar (22:47):
You don't know the tinkering business. It's tinker Tuesdays,
tink. Everyone loves tinker
Tuesdays.

>> Cameron (22:54):
There's no children to tinker with anything right now.

>> Skylar (22:56):
Why? Why tinker the children?
I tinker things. War the
children. So that the children don't have to
take. Now I'm wa that's not right
either.
Hold on. What is my business again?
How does this all work?
I just realized I have dementia.
I'm gonna go get pancake mix. Ok. Go get

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waffle mix. And he
rushes off into the town square.
Hopefully he makes it to the grocery store.

>> Cameron (23:27):
I mean, we've got a place suain.

>> Skylar (23:29):
We don't care if there's paintings. Okay, fantastic.
So everybody's taking a long rest.
Everybod'good to go on that. Yeah. Okay.

>> Cameron (23:37):
All right.

>> Skylar (23:37):
Sounds good. You guys have a nice,
restful sleep. As you regain all your
hit points, you regain all of your
spell slots that you have used the day
prior. And you are
refreshed by morning. And as you wake
up, you can smell
something for breakfast in

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the kitchenr.

>> Dave (24:03):
The closet door cracks open in the corner
and a bird beak pokes out.

>> Skylar (24:09):
And you spot from a distance what
seems to be french toast.

>> Cameron (24:17):
Seems to be.

>> Skylar (24:18):
Seems to be french toast. I would like to is
flipping a, slice of
bread that looks lightly toasted. But
battered.

>> Cameron (24:27):
I would like to investigate the French
toast.

>> Skylar (24:31):
Roll me in investigation checks. See, here's what you
did. You killed somebody's alleged son. Then you said,
I want to go stay overnight at their house and let them
feed me the next day. Thank goodness you have
a guy in your group that's smart enough
to investigate the food.
Hopefully.

>> Cameron (24:49):
I don't think he would do anything. He's not that type of
guy. One.
It's a dirty 20.

>> Skylar (24:55):
It's a dirty 20.

>> Cameron (24:56):
All right.

>> Skylar (24:56):
You come out and you see this
gorgeous, full French toast
spread. sometimes I
wonder if you guys might forget how much a
gold piece is worth. He used all
five gold pieces to buy anything and
everything that you could put on French toast.
He bought several loaves of,

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like, brioche bread. Like that big, thick
bread stuff. That's like, the bread to use for French toast, I
believe. I'm pretty sure, Texas toast.

>> Cameron (25:27):
Or is it brioche?

>> Skylar (25:28):
I'm m pretty sure.

>> Cameron (25:29):
Think you can use brioche?

>> Skylar (25:30):
Yeah.

>> Cameron (25:30):
Ye.
You use.
You could use any. You batter bread and put
it on a fry.

>> Skylar (25:35):
The end of the day is bread thrown into some milk and
eggs.

>> Cameron (25:38):
He had used Texas toast. Would that mean there's Texas
in this universe?

>> Skylar (25:42):
Well, that's why I didn't say Texas toast.

>> Cameron (25:44):
France.

>> Skylar (25:47):
Just like how there's a Paris Texas.
whatever the case, he's got fresh
fruit. And you can see that the strawberries, they've
been put in the sugar and macerated or whatever
it's called. there's blueberries. Same
thing. He's got raspberries. he's
got, mangoes. Same thing.
So, I mean, he's got all the fruit. He's got a whole bowl

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of whipped cream. He's got chocolate that
he took the bar and he kind of chopped it himself.
but it definitely looks safe. You can see the
packaging from the store. You don't see
packaging for rat poison or
anything related. it's all just food.
But he has obviously made you guys quite the spread

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with the five gold you gave him.

>> Dave (26:32):
Mai comes, possibly floating down the.

>> Cameron (26:35):
Stairs, literally being tickled by
the scent trail.

>> Skylar (26:39):
Yeahs, right.

>> Dave (26:42):
following his nose, Toucan Sam
style.

>> Skylar (26:46):
Fantastic.

>> Dave (26:47):
And he's. I don't know why.
I'm strangely attracted to these bowls of
fruit.
And he just starts eating the fruit.

>> Skylar (26:58):
Just bit o. Oh, it'for
everybody. But that's fine. Yeah.

>> Cameron (27:02):
Have about it.

>> Skylar (27:03):
I'm not gonna stop you.

>> Cameron (27:04):
I guess I just started eating.

>> Skylar (27:06):
I was gonna say yeah. There's just plenty of breakfast for everybody. I don't
know. I'm trying to just like, I'm not trying to push
you guys, but trying.

>> Cameron (27:12):
To a move on.

>> Skylar (27:15):
So you guys eat a delicious and
filling breakfast. I'm not going toa say healthy, because I don't
know if it's really a healthy breakfast, but it is delicious
and it is filling.

>> Cameron (27:24):
Roke doesn't show up for breakfast.
No.
Des just ate like one brioche bun out of the
packaging that he got himself.

>> Skylar (27:31):
Okay. That he got himself.

>> Cameron (27:33):
Well, he got out of the pack.

>> Skylar (27:35):
O like you just grabbed a raw piece of brioche bread.
Okay.

>> Cameron (27:38):
And just ate just as hecked at it like
a. Like a bird at the park.

>> Skylar (27:43):
All right,
fantastic. Keto, you. You eat
with the rest of them.

>> Cameron (27:48):
Assume you actually eat the French toast. Are
you going toa be the only one eating all the French toast?
He's actually looking.
You eat too.
He's actually looking for a rat behind the house.
Oh, do you still eat rat?

You know, he referenced as a reptile.

>> Cameron (28:05):
I probably would.

>> Skylar (28:06):
You referenced, in the episode where you guys were in the alleyway and you
said that you were looking for rats, so I assume he
does the cr.

>> Cameron (28:16):
It's actually more in character now that.

>> Skylar (28:18):
You'Re a co. Tr.

>> Cameron (28:19):
Before, you were literally just a. An elf, but that was
very uncharacteristic.

Raised by werewolves.

>> Cameron (28:27):
Yes, allegedly. Allegedly.

>> Dave (28:30):
Lived in cemetery.

>> Cameron (28:31):
Lived in cemetery.
The real question is, are rats
Keto.
what's his name? Are you one with rats?
I am rats. I'm one with rats.
I eat them to assume their essence.

>> Skylar (28:45):
I become more like them. I grow some more hair.
Interesting. Man, wait till you meet a wear rat. That will be interesting.
I'm go goingna put that in the back of my mind.

>> Cameron (28:54):
I'm gonna put that, next week.

>> Skylar (28:57):
Signed and delivered. Awesome. So where is
Roick?

>> Cameron (29:01):
He's in bed.

>> Skylar (29:04):
Oh, it's just sleeping through it.

>> Cameron (29:05):
No, he's awake.

>> Skylar (29:06):
Okay.

>> Cameron (29:07):
He's just laying there.

>> Skylar (29:08):
Okay. What you. What is he thinking about?

>> Cameron (29:11):
not much. Just, you know,
thinking about what happened. The battle the other day.
I'm guessing it's the morning now, right?

>> Skylar (29:20):
Yeah. Yeah.

>> Cameron (29:20):
So he's just thinking about the battle and what happened and
how his silliness,
might have led to his downfall.

>> Skylar (29:28):
Okay.
All right.
Well, he's listening.
Sure.

>> Cameron (29:32):
Here'sone talking in the background. He's kind of like waiting to hear that they leave.

>> Skylar (29:35):
Like I was going toa say you.

>> Cameron (29:37):
Do eventually they start, like,
hearing some goodbyes or thanks, whatever, you know,
hearing goodbyes. And then he'll get up and leave with them.

>> Skylar (29:45):
okay. Yeah, yeah, you definitely start to hear, you know, like, dishes
starting to get packed up and put into the sink, and
everybody's standing up. You hear chairs, you know, the squeaking
against the floors. They're getting pushed back. And people start
kind of getting ready to head out you throughout the meal.
I would probably guess that some people probably. You heard
your name a couple of times, like, where's Roick at,
everybody? Anybody seen Roick? And somebody would be like, oh, yeah, he was

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in bed. I don't know. He's probably just taking a little extra time
to rest or something along those lines. So they were trying to give
you some space because, like I said, I think everybody probably
recognized that you took quite a bit of the damage yesterday
during the battle. And so it was only fair to kind of let
you rest up and take the time that you
need. So nobody interrupted you or anything like that. But you do hear, Im

(30:28):
starting to pack up and get ready to go. and you hear somebody
say, Ill go get Roick. I don'know who.
I should have let somebody volunteer instead of just speaking for
you.

>> Cameron (30:39):
Nobody want just simulate a whole dialogue.
They could have had any character.
I'm trying to get us out of this kitchen.
Well, good character development.
Always good sky.

>> Skylar (30:50):
Well, we're about to have some good character development. Who wants to
have.

Keto will go upstairs.

>> Skylar (31:10):
Perfect.

He's gonna.

>> Cameron (31:13):
It's your Sleeping Beauty.

Yes.

>> Skylar (31:15):
we.

>> Cameron (31:20):
Listen. This is so far anything but
pg. G. Maybe pg?
No way.

An entire episode.

>> Cameron (31:27):
Yeah, we pe. You know, you can't
say.

>> Skylar (31:30):
He can say se Min. He could say se. It's
allow.

>> Cameron (31:35):
Oh, you knocking the door'say.

>> Skylar (31:38):
Come in.

>> Cameron (31:38):
And then.
You want me to what?

>> Skylar (31:51):
That was literally a joke from American Pie. That was
like, literally. The door squeaks as
you step inside this room.

>> Cameron (31:58):
You just start singing Black Hole, son.
Hey, Roick, we're packing up.

You ready?

>> Cameron (32:09):
Roick, like, rolls
over to look at to see who walked and
goes e. I guess so
we don't really.

Have a headway, but you. You should probably come down. You
ready?

>> Cameron (32:26):
What do you make?

French toast.

>> Skylar (32:29):
Fruit.

There was this stunning absence of rat.

>> Cameron (32:33):
You're still eating rat?

It's a hard habit to kick.

>> Cameron (32:37):
Okay, Is there any left?

The rat or the rest of it?

>> Cameron (32:44):
Preferably non rat.

I suppose there's some of the edible food available.

>> Cameron (32:50):
Fine. I guess I'll get up.
Do you Even know what we're gonna go do from here?
No.

Do you have any headway in mind?

>> Cameron (33:03):
U. I want
toa pick pockets, make
money, and level up as much as I
can. That's what he called it, right?
Leveling up. Yeah.

You seem to have a strange new motivation. I've
never seen you so motivated before.

>> Cameron (33:21):
Well, you know, you need
to do stuff. You know, you need to be proactive. I feel like
we've been reactive, you know? these are words I'rarely
used before, but I read them in a book
I read now. Apparently,
this new body'changing me. I'm

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weaker, more fragile,
smarter. I never
grasped mortality before.
It was just a vague thought. But now, in this
new body, it'like an actual thought. I had a
dream last night for, like, the first time ever

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where I was, like, in a pit
and I was falling.
But anyways, I'm really hungry for French toast now,
so, and Orx is going to hop up and start
walking out of the room. walking past Keito
algh.

>> Skylar (34:19):
So you walk past, you see the kitchen things,
being cleaned up. you see, old man
McGriddle putting some of the food that was left
over into little sealable
containers. He's got some. Some.
I don't want to say Tupperware
S. Some Z containers.

>> Cameron (34:40):
Pyrex Y.
He's got the py Rex.

>> Skylar (34:45):
Yes. He starts, filling him with stuff, and he sees you come out and he's
like, oh, Roick.
did you want anything to goless? I have to put away?

>> Dave (34:51):
Yeah.

>> Skylar (34:52):
How about it?

>> Cameron (34:53):
He's gonna pull out his. His
sack. He's got. He'snna open it
and hold it out to him, and he's gon say d it.

>> Skylar (35:01):
He kind of looks at you little confused.
He.
He says, it's a little early.
For Halloween, isn't it?

>> Cameron (35:08):
Oh, you guys do that here?

>> Skylar (35:10):
Sure.

>> Cameron (35:11):
What's France?
I'm still stuckuck on
France.

>> Skylar (35:15):
And he just.
He just is s like, tell me when.
And he starts just, oh, I thought.

>> Cameron (35:19):
These were in boxes already.

>> Skylar (35:21):
Oh, well, he wasn't going to give you his Pyrex.
That's expensive glass.

>> Cameron (35:27):
Again, Roke wouldn't care if he just started, tossing, like, a
couple stick French toast
ser.

>> Skylar (35:33):
Very. That means I had to cut them.
Okay.

>> Cameron (35:36):
Just tossing o.

>> Skylar (35:38):
Okay. What I was planning. All right, fantastic.
He just starts like he's got a spatula that he's been flipping with. He
just one big old thing of French toast.
Two, three. He's Just like, scooping them, man.
He's like, just tell me when.
Four, five, six.

>> Cameron (35:52):
I'm gonna go wait until the plate eight.

>> Skylar (35:54):
And then it's empty.
And he goes, okay. You could have just said, all right.
Got open the store.

>> Dave (36:02):
It's.

>> Cameron (36:05):
And clear. Thank you.
Goodbye.

>> Skylar (36:09):
You want. Do you want to any toppings?

>> Cameron (36:11):
Just walking.

>> Skylar (36:12):
Okay.

>> Cameron (36:12):
He doesn't work's gonna walk outside and then he's
going to go just sit right outside the house and just like, sit
against the wall and just start eating a French toast.

>> Skylar (36:20):
All right.
Right on.
And I think everybody else is probably outside waiting.
Keito, I'm assuming you probably kind of followed
after.

Close the door behind me.

>> Cameron (36:29):
Yeah.

>> Skylar (36:29):
All right, sounds good. All right, so all of you guys are
outside the tinker shop.

>> Cameron (36:34):
But wait, I need to I'kidd.
It's grocery day.

>> Skylar (36:39):
Leave me alone.

>> Cameron (36:42):
Des would like to pick pickpocket, a passerbyer
or two.

>> Skylar (36:45):
Man, you make a whole bunch of friends out of this entire square
of people, and then you're like, now I'm gonna steal from them.
All right. Who they least expect, homie, is
sleight of hand. I almost hope this
fails because I have, like, the funniest thing that happens.
If it does, it's a
13D it. Yeah.

(37:06):
Okay. That still works. That still works.

>> Cameron (37:08):
I see him and I'd like to try to pick.
Hold on, hold on.

>> Skylar (37:11):
Well, it might change your mind after what happens. So you
go to, like, sneak, your hand in this guy's pocket.
He doesn't notice that you're doing that, based on just you
reaching into his pocket. And ste like, you literally have stolen something
entirely out of his pocket.

>> Cameron (37:24):
Okay.

>> Skylar (37:24):
a small pouch with like
seven gold sweet. And
as you take it out, he just had like, someone's like, hey,
Charles. And he turns around and he sees you taking
his pouch and he goes, oh, wow,
you're de.

>> Cameron (37:41):
Wow.

>> Skylar (37:42):
Hey, you know, you're a real hero. w. Hey, guys.

>> Cameron (37:45):
Des is stealing from me. How cool is that?

>> Skylar (37:48):
And he looks pretty stoked. And they're like, oh, wow,
look at you.

>> Cameron (37:52):
Des just gives a thumbs up,
puts the in his pocket.

>> Skylar (37:57):
It'like hey. He pats you on the shoulder. He's like, you
deserve that. I didn't even notice,
man.

>> Dave (38:03):
What?

>> Skylar (38:03):
What a stand up guy. He just goes
walking away with this big smile on his face.
You the one want this to
happen. And that still makes sense. Let's roll with it.

>> Cameron (38:16):
I see this. I want to try now. It
just looks like a fun Game. You
happen ro it.
You pickpcket somebody, and someone's like, hey, aren't you that
narc?

>> Skylar (38:29):
No, no.

>> Cameron (38:29):
Nobody knows who I am.

>> Skylar (38:32):
Cause at this point, it's not even like you're trying to ste. Like, you just, like,
walk right up to somebody and be like, no, I.

>> Cameron (38:37):
Want to be stealthy.

>> Skylar (38:38):
Okay?

>> Cameron (38:39):
I want to be stealthy.

>> Skylar (38:40):
Roll out.

>> Cameron (38:41):
You slide a hand.

>> Skylar (38:42):
Okay. Roll, slide, hand.

>> Cameron (38:46):
there's a 24. Give me any.

>> Skylar (38:49):
Okay, so this. This time, you go up, and there's,
like, two, women chatting with each other. And you
just reach into both of their purses. Like, you're almost,
like, around their. Their backs. Like,
you come up from behind them, and you're reaching about their PCEs, and they're like,
oh, he's making a move on us. And you
just take money, and you're. I don't know what. I'm not gonna say it for

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you.

>> Cameron (39:10):
Su ladies. Su ladies.
You all having a great day?

>> Skylar (39:15):
We know.

>> Cameron (39:17):
All right. You keep having a great day.

>> Skylar (39:21):
That's his cool nickname.

>> Cameron (39:24):
Just like, we
give each other thumbs up. Fun. How much did I
get?
This is so fun.

>> Skylar (39:31):
These guys love that'steel we're stealing.

>> Cameron (39:33):
How much should I.

>> Skylar (39:36):
Eight gold.

>> Cameron (39:37):
Nice.

>> Skylar (39:41):
Congrats. You guys steal friends.
Poor people.

>> Cameron (39:46):
They don't exist. It's fine.
They don'tist.
All right.

>> Skylar (39:53):
You. You, too, have had your fund.
You get back with the rest of the group. Let's say that was what happened while you
guys were kind of waiting for, For, Roric to get his food
and. Was everything.

>> Cameron (40:04):
Yeah, I was just eating and watching.

>> Skylar (40:05):
Them pick people in the
bizarre concept of whatever that was. Picking pockets or
otherwise, whatever the case. Okay, so where. What do you
guys. What's your plan?
Moving.

>> Cameron (40:16):
So now we should actually probably discuss.
Do we want to go con people in other
cities or. What was
the other option? I already forgot.

>> Skylar (40:27):
he got the letter to blank space.

>> Cameron (40:28):
O. Oh, yeah. Or we go talk to his
boss.

>> Skylar (40:32):
Boss. It's kind of up in the air right now. had a
job.

Don't we also have an invite to some Gucci
horse club?

>> Skylar (40:39):
That's true. You have an invite to participate in
the horse race. The royal equestrian guilds. Horse
races.

Maybe find someone to offload all
of that semen on.

>> Cameron (40:50):
Offload all the load.
Load the mother load the load.
No, the f. Load the horse load.

>> Skylar (40:56):
Those are all very good options.

>> Cameron (40:58):
Is there any, like. Is
there any banks?

>> Skylar (41:03):
Sure. There's plenty of banks. Absolutely.

>> Cameron (41:06):
Are m you suggesting What I think you're about to suggest.
Yeah.

>> Dave (41:12):
We deposit our gold because it's rather
heavy.

>> Cameron (41:16):
It is in
interestee. Why did you just
say I might have gained some intelligence. But
that didn't make sense.
I'm talking like 9 or 10%.
I like what you're saying Mai. We input in
our money, we see where the money is being
kept and then we know how to

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get the money back.

>> Skylar (41:38):
Wink.

>> Cameron (41:38):
Wink does not.

>> Skylar (41:40):
Wait wait wait. You're gonna input your money into a bank and then
you're gonna steal exclusively your money?
O. Okay. Just wanted to. Just wanted to
clarify there.

>> Dave (41:49):
No but I have. I do have an idea.
So say we keep earning money from jobs and we
deposit at a bank. The same bank. Keep
depositing it. You know some banks are
insured.
Up to a certain amount. So if we get
that amount and then
we rob the place.

>> Cameron (42:10):
Are you suggesting the FDIC exists in
this pocket dimension?

>> Skylar (42:14):
Where's that rock
does the f.

>> Cameron (42:20):
Some.

>> Dave (42:21):
Banks are too big to fail.

>> Skylar (42:22):
It is a brand new day. And that means a
brand new question that you could ask
the great and powerful Jar Jym.

>> Cameron (42:32):
Des holds up
Like a rock slate which he has scribbled
two words and a question mark and it
just says Commandeer bank.
You spelled deer like D E.

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Is that a name of one?
Did you see one name that
I look at it. I scribble a little bit.

>> Skylar (43:02):
Rewrite.

>> Dave (43:02):
Sounds like a field.

>> Skylar (43:04):
Two words.
Two words.
Oh wait. Dam.
They're just playing charades now.

>> Cameron (43:13):
What. What does common deer main.
That's anyone.
It's not rare deer. It' that's very common.
Oh well I don't. They don't have much
money do they? Don't sell for much of now you.
Want the rare deer. I'm not sure whaty wants a commandeer.
For anyways about these insurance idea. Wouldn't we have
to own the bank to reap the insurance?
We could shot. We could start a pyramid scheme

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selling insurance.
That's just insurance. We're just
getting into insurance.
You selling interest to this person and they sell insurance to the
next person.
We could do like the gang insurance.
They give us percent insance.
You go to people's houses. They were like you pay us $5
5 gold a month or else we'll beat you up.

>> Dave (43:56):
I don't think that rateering.

>> Cameron (43:58):
Yeah I don't think that works.
But that's it. We're here for the long term. We're not really here for
the long term.
I hope you give Me a million gold or I'll beat
you up.
I did you. One week.

>> Skylar (44:15):
Dorthham District. Yes. as
you guys are talking, all of a sudden, a young woman
approaches you, and she says, nah, I couldn't help but overear. You
say that you guys were looking for some
opportunity when it comes to some money.

>> Cameron (44:30):
That's all you heard?

>> Skylar (44:31):
That's all I. Oay.

>> Cameron (44:32):
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you with the Monster Sumo
League?

>> Skylar (44:36):
I am not.

>> Cameron (44:37):
Oh.
Disappointed.

>> Skylar (44:39):
He like.

>> Cameron (44:41):
Wait a second. He said you were with the Monster Sumo
League? What is that? What is he. What does
this person look like?

>> Skylar (44:49):
So she's. She's a young woman. She's in.

>> Cameron (44:51):
She's very.

>> Skylar (44:52):
She. No,
she's actually.

>> Cameron (44:56):
She's just.
You meet a person. Like. Are you Moner?
I'm not that bad.
Are you with the Monster Sumo Stadium?

>> Skylar (45:11):
No, I'm not with. No, I'm not. I'm not affiliated
with the Monster Sumo League at all. I'm
with the Fortune Embrace
headquarters. Well, not the headquarters. Saw.
I misspoke. I'd love to be a
part of their headquarters someday. but
I digress. I have a
phenomenal investment opportunity that I

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feel like you might just be interested.

>> Cameron (45:36):
with Fortune Embrace, Des stands
behind the lady and with his fingers, just draws
out a pyramid.
Guys.

>> Skylar (45:46):
Wow. He's really into syols to see
kind.

>> Cameron (45:50):
S. What he's trying to say is, we're not
interested.

>> Skylar (45:53):
Oh. All right. If you're sure.

>> Cameron (45:55):
Have a good day.

>> Skylar (45:55):
All right. You too.

>> Cameron (45:57):
And, yeah, I look at you guys.
Just.
It's literally a pyramid schem. I tell these guys, yeah, it's
just a pyramid scheme, but I think we can start our own
and do better than them. We could be rival pyramid
schemers. But we're better. We're better than them.
Idea. So do you know

(46:17):
that 10,000 gold we split five ways
yesterday?
Yes.
Could I have your 2,000? Think of it as
an investment.
What are we investing in, Roick?
What are you gonna do with it?
level up.

>> Skylar (46:35):
Three words. Harder,
faster, better, stronger.

>> Cameron (46:40):
Yeah. What the puppet said's,
Forward.

>> Skylar (46:45):
Strong.

>> Cameron (46:47):
If you say no, you'll break my heart.
My goblin heart, which was once
a dwarf.
Maybe later.
That's basically no.
Oh, we should use our money. We're spending money like
water. We've got, like. I don't know how much
we've all got combined, but I've only got

(47:07):
2,100 and some odd
gold. It's not even close to a million
y.

>> Skylar (47:13):
somewhere not far from You. You can't hear
a sleazy looking man with a questionable
mustache saying 2000 than
100 gold. No, I'm
totally kidding. Totally kidding.

>> Cameron (47:26):
I can hear his sleazy.

>> Skylar (47:27):
His sleazy is just oozing through the
atmosphere. No, I'm totally kidding.

>> Cameron (47:34):
We.
Hey, we could go loot the bums at the shore.
They're bumps.

>> Skylar (47:38):
You renn shake down a bunch of sometimes
people differently home
people.

>> Cameron (47:44):
But sometimes people give them money, they're always out beging.
Maybe we could beg for money.

That sound too small?

>> Cameron (47:50):
Yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing.

>> Skylar (47:55):
I'DOING it here.

>> Cameron (47:57):
This draws a triangle in air J.
This is not a pyramid scheme. It's auroric
scheme.
I still personally
like the idea of commandeering a
bank and then robbing the bank
ourselves and then being insured for that
gold over and over and over again.

(48:19):
Fantastic idea.
We could go just say all of this.
No, I. Because I really do
think that we should move on from this one town center.
We could go see the
guy that is littleil
sauce'boss
or we could go drop a load at the hors race.

(48:41):
When you take the kids to the pool.

>> Skylar (48:43):
this weekend, which I guess we just said that
it's Tuesday, which is probably completely off
from.

>> Cameron (48:49):
And that's just betting on the horses or can we intuce?

>> Skylar (48:52):
No, no, no. This is to participate. This is to race
a horse or race on a horse.

>> Cameron (48:57):
How quick can we develop a horse out of the semen we have back.

>> Skylar (49:00):
In the houseng on advanced
cling?

>> Cameron (49:04):
Well, we can't.

>> Skylar (49:06):
To be fair, this is a world of magic.

>> Dave (49:10):
Let me check the ritual.

>> Skylar (49:16):
That'S killing.

>> Cameron (49:17):
Two birds with one stone. We get a demon horse,
it wins the race, it wreaks havoc on the
town. We kill it again.
Again.
I like the idea. I idea.
There are also horses that are bred
for racing that are just like sitting.
Around they re bread.

(49:38):
Yeah.

>> Skylar (49:39):
He says is he eats a piece of fren toast.

>> Cameron (49:42):
That one lord guy we
killed.
Yeah, I killed him.
Would have probably horses. All of his
horses he had. But now since he's dead,
he's gonna have an open slot and there's just horses
there that are like standing
around and I
mean KTO would make a fine

(50:03):
jockey.

But don't you think they'd be suspicious if
the dead guy's horse all sudden shows up and
enters in the race?

>> Cameron (50:11):
Wouldn't they know which horse is missing?
no. You're his nephew.

I don't think we bear a very common resemblance.

>> Cameron (50:18):
You could just look just like him.
He's blue. Nowuse he's dead're
blue.

>> Dave (50:25):
Painted, covered in flower. Feed
it a potion or something. We got
options'm sure we can
make the horse look different.

>> Cameron (50:37):
Yeah, like that one spell.

If only I could still wild shape Then I could turn to a
magnificent.

>> Cameron (50:42):
Warro'S true not mending.
It's like prest to a date
button.
I love prestigitation that makes, someone poop
themselves. I soiled your pants
for you. O yeah, that's right.

>> Skylar (50:58):
That's my pool.

>> Cameron (51:00):
The spell that changes things, right?

>> Dave (51:03):
Ah, like trinkets.

>> Cameron (51:06):
So not a horse?

>> Dave (51:07):
Not a whole horse?

>> Cameron (51:08):
No. That would take like minor illusion, wouldn't it?

>> Skylar (51:11):
Mak, have you or Dave, has Macki been
like looking through that book much at all by any
chance?

>> Dave (51:17):
yeah, he perused it a bit.

>> Skylar (51:19):
Okay, so when you had mentioned the idea
of like sort of summoning a
horse or something to that effect.

Right.

>> Skylar (51:29):
One of the pages that actually you had
looked at pops your head and you remember it had
mentioned discussing the concept of creating what are
called homunculi and how you can
kind of manipulate their
development and kind make them
into something that you'with the right
magical components, you could basically make

(51:51):
anything, any kind of creature out of these
homunculi. So just something that kind of
pops into your head as you made that suggestion and you can do
it fairly quick. Like I said, as long as you have the right magical
components. Ah.

>> Dave (52:04):
you know, guys, I just had an idea.
There's these things called haonkeys.

>> Cameron (52:15):
Read about.

>> Dave (52:16):
In this here book. some sort of creature.
You can kind of shape it to any sort
of creature you want. Kind of manipulate
its look, as long as you have the right
ingredients, a lot of which are
magical. let me turn to that
page and see you, Maki tries
to find the page about homonculi.

>> Skylar (52:38):
Yeah, absolutely. you're able to remember kind of roughly where
it's at. Like you kind of turn to light. You're like, oh, it was like a third
of the way through the book. So you turn about a third of the way and flip
through a couple pages and there it is, in front of you. And it shows
of some drawing, some artwork, some outlines
of the process of making a
homunculi. And it shows the list of different

(52:58):
ingredients that you would need, how to speed up the process
and what ingredients you would need to necessarily speed up the
process. the primary ingredient, of course,
is, some form of genetic or
DNA of sort of the creature you're trying to
create, or kind of like the base. you could say
there's sections about using two bases in order to
create kind of like a combined creature, using the

(53:20):
DNA of two different creatures into one. sort of
disturbing amalgamation. whatever the
case. And then, like I said a lot.

>> Cameron (53:28):
Girl and a dog.

>> Skylar (53:29):
Yeah, just keep going
back. No, you know,
hopefully somebody wouldn't go in that direction, but I suppose it's
entirely possible. but whatever the case,
and then it just kind of talks about some of the
magical components that you would need along the way,
Some of which aren't super rare
necessarily. They get rare the more

(53:51):
like intense or dangerous you want the creature to be. And
then also, like, when it goes into,
making it grow faster. There's some rare
ingredients, obviously, that go into that to
ensure that it happens without defect.

>> Dave (54:06):
Maki explains kind of all thatee
to you guys in his own word. And that's
how you make a ha. Monkey.

>> Cameron (54:17):
Des, is taking notes just on the
palm of his hand.

>> Skylar (54:21):
Sure. Okay.

>> Cameron (54:22):
I'm fine with good idea. As long as I don't have to ride
it.
You're the small, so.
No, you have to. You have to ride
keto. Wait, art birds like lightweight.

>> Dave (54:36):
I mean, I do already have it, but you're silly.

>> Cameron (54:38):
Reallyilly Lily.
No, I'm roick. I left silly frilly
willie way back
a long time ago. Like yday hours
ago.

>> Dave (54:50):
Lever rides it. I already have most of your
outfit. I stole it from that one guy's
house.

>> Skylar (54:57):
No. Oh, there was some fancy. It was like, fancy
clothes, in his closet. Just like some
finer, probably horse riding clothes. Just like some really, like,
loose stuff. If I remember correctly,
it was like human.

>> Cameron (55:11):
That's true. It gonna be a little
baggy.
Yeah.
Well, let's do the idea. It sounds funny. Oh, that
sounds fine. I'm like, yeah, let's go find a horse
and make it a demon.
You ride the demon horse. Demon horse wins.
We take the winnings. After we take the winnings, it release
the demon horse. It gets loose.
It eats all the apples.

(55:32):
It wreaks havoc
theles on the apples. And then we
slay demon horse. We are saviors of the
town again, hu. They have no
other option but to give us 10,000 gold again.
And rainse might be more depending on which district we
go to.
Rinse and repeat 10 times.

>> Skylar (55:53):
That's a lot of horses.

Vis of horse semen.

>> Skylar (55:57):
You have plenty of starter, that's for sure.

>> Cameron (55:59):
I think they'd get suspicious act after 10.
Hang on a second.
These guys always find demons.
They'on an mo.
man, one million is so much.
Yeah, I know. Anyone who would set that as the goal.
It must have been crazy.

(56:20):
The party all looks.

>> Skylar (56:22):
The party all looks up into the sky at the beam of light
shooting into the from the stone.

>> Cameron (56:27):
who's got the rock anyways?

>> Skylar (56:29):
Who? I think think the beam of.

>> Cameron (56:31):
We just said that there was the beam of light.

Yeah.

>> Cameron (56:33):
Who's it on?

>> Skylar (56:34):
Well, the beam of light only shows when you don't have the
rock in your hand. I was kidding though.

>> Cameron (56:39):
so who has it?
I don't o. I'm pretty sure Oneto.

>> Skylar (56:44):
Oh yeah, when you guys were eating. So yeah, Keto,
you syrup on it, then threw. Yeah, I remember
ah, Keto's head.

>> Cameron (56:50):
And they used his lizard tongue to lick it off.

I mean probably true to farm. We probably left the rock somewhere
it doesn't belong.

>> Cameron (56:57):
Do we see a light in the.

House that we just left the second time?

>> Skylar (57:01):
Appare I Apparently so.

>> Cameron (57:03):
Oh, there it is.
Back at the house. Well, Keito,
you're the one that left it there, right? I guess you
have to suffer the awkward third
time visit.

>> Skylar (57:16):
O Gosh.

>> Cameron (57:17):
D. You know, we all dread that awkward
where you like you say goodbye and then you forgot something
you have to the old Dutch goodbye.

>> Dave (57:26):
Maybe you should just sneak in the window.

>> Cameron (57:29):
but that's even more embarrassing if you get caught.

>> Dave (57:31):
Hold only if you get caught.

>> Cameron (57:33):
Well, this is Cuto we're talking about.
He's not really. And Roy's gonna hold his hand up to
like whisper. But he holds it the wrong way and Keito can
obviously see it. Sneaky.

No, not a snake. Duh.

>> Dave (57:49):
We're probably gonna be doing this sort of thing
in the future.

>> Cameron (57:53):
Well, that'my job.

>> Skylar (57:55):
I'eaky.

>> Cameron (57:56):
Hey, as they're sitting. As they're sit.
They're sitting there arguing. I just walk over the
house, walk in, walk upstairs, grab and walk out.

>> Skylar (58:04):
As you. As you're walking up there, he's shouting.
It'S supposed to be gr.
And you guys.
I said I know I offered
whatever you guys need.

>> Cameron (58:13):
But like I just go upstairs and a swap. I walked in
and forgot something by and just walk on.

>> Skylar (58:17):
Al right.

>> Cameron (58:18):
I got it boys.

>> Skylar (58:19):
There, you got it. You got it.

>> Cameron (58:21):
Now we asked the question why'd you want to ask
Des?
Des shrugs, picks up a
slate of rock.
How about if we ask him what would be the best
bank to commandeer.
Now you understand the word that's well.
No, I don't know what that word means still, but
I'm assuming he and I look

(58:43):
upwards knows what commandeer
means.
But isn't it supposed to be a yes or no question?

>> Skylar (58:49):
Technically, yes.
Oh.

>> Cameron (58:50):
Ah. shoot.

>> Skylar (58:50):
That was the question. Well, no, no, no, no.
You're just reminding.
I've got you guys.

>> Cameron (58:58):
That's the third time we've used it on
thatah.

>> Skylar (59:02):
Yeah, I think I feel like you guys have done that before.

>> Dave (59:05):
At this point, we need to write down our frequently
asked questions so you don't
re guidebook for the Rock. Oh, man,
we probably leave that behind with the Rock.
We could ask if, bank accounts are
insured in this world.

>> Cameron (59:22):
That's a good question.
Does the FDIC exist?
You keep saying that, dad.
Is that all you can
sayse.
He.

>> Skylar (59:40):
Was'There'S a tricky line where me as the
DM has to like, decide when it comes to
like, should I say something
that I feel like maybe should go through your
minds and therefore it's not like
metagaming per se. Or should I just like, not
say?

>> Cameron (59:57):
I mean, Jarjim could just yell at us. He's always
listening.

>> Skylar (01:00:00):
Right. Well, I'm just saying, like, before you ask the
question, should I the DM present a thought
that might be going through someone's head that although isn't going through
you as the players heads right now,
like, might occur to you, like, just,
you know, something that
I feel like do it.

>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:00:20):
We get crucified in the comments.

>> Skylar (01:00:21):
Fair enough. Like, like the idea of like, don't
forget that, the option to just ask the people of
this world a question also exists.

>> Cameron (01:00:30):
What? That's insane.

>> Skylar (01:00:31):
What are you talking about? These people asking the all
power about really
like common question answers that
you could grab like our banks in this world
insured. Then would you look
stupid asking it to a person in this world?

>> Cameron (01:00:48):
Maybe.

>> Skylar (01:00:49):
Kind of, yeah. But at the same time, like, does it
mean you don't waste your question for the day?
Yeah, just, you know, just. Just throwing it
out there. But hey, you know, you do.

>> Cameron (01:01:00):
Good point. I should go ask someone if there's any
commandeers around here.

>> Skylar (01:01:04):
Commandeers?

>> Cameron (01:01:07):
Well, Roke finished his French toast and he's gonna stand
up and he's gonna be like, well,
I bet a boat's taking off soon
and the horse
Wenna and he's gonna do
finger quotes. Possess is on
the other island. So u. we kind of gotta get going.

(01:01:28):
I guess we can keep talking on the boat, maybe even
ask the boat guy. It
banks have fdic.
What even is that Des? Is it like a
pyramid? You kept making DES shrugs
O Des doesn't even know. Maybe we could
ask the boat captain if banks are

(01:01:48):
insured.

>> Dave (01:01:50):
yeah, let's do that.

>> Skylar (01:01:51):
Al right, so you guys hop ono the ferry, you take it over to the
Asgardia district and I think that is a good place
to take an end on today's episode. Thank you all for
listening. It has s been another episode of Criminals
of Island News.

>> Dave (01:02:04):
We forgot that.

>> Cameron (01:02:05):
We didn't even ask. We didn't even ask. You just
skip right back.

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