The gang is about to face one of their biggest challenges as they return home: THE LAW! As they arrive at their base, Lil Sauce gets arrested by a SWAT team of guards! What crime did he commit? Perhaps some recent activity the team committed has finally come back to bite them? What will the rest of the crew do to absolve him? Or perhaps they'll bust him out of the slammer? Find out in this episode of Criminals of Isla Numus!
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- Kobold Echo Knight Fighter
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- Kenku War Mage Wizard
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>> Skylar (00:10):
Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
stepped into a realm of my creation. A
ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
glory and most importantly, lots of
gold. I call it Isan
Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
The name is Jariv and I'm the patron
(00:32):
deity of gambling. Long story
short, this group of idiots, or as
you may call them heroes, made a bet with me that
they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
but left some of the key details
blank. So I filled them in myself.
I sent them to this pocket dimension into the
(00:52):
city I had created with with brand new
bodies they'd have to attune to. Can these
fools pass my test? Or will they be trapped
here forever? So experience my world of
trials and tribulations and join
alongside this posse of pitiful people.
Or as I like to call them, the criminals
of Isan Numis.
(01:16):
Alright, welcome back everybody to another episode
of Criminals of Isan Numis.
I believe we're on episode 16. It's
actually for those listening, it's been quite a while since we
recorded. even though for you guys you're probably
listening through. but we actually had a lot
of pre recorded stuff and then we took a break to
(01:36):
record through Benders and BRWS season three.
We recorded Black Friday of the Dead. We
recorded I think one other series somewhere in between
there. So it has definitely been a minute since we
have had a chance to sit down and find out what happens
to our crazy body swap
group, on the AA
(01:56):
Numis. Anyway, whatever the case, unfortunately
not with us tonight is Jackson who
plays Des. And
so unfortunately he's not here. but that's okay. We're going to
continue on and he is going to be following along
with the the rest of the group and then we'll
see what happens. whatever the case, let's start with
(02:17):
introductions. I'll start with the one to my right.
Quinn.
>> Cameron (02:21):
Yeah. What's going on? feather McGregor,
aka little sauce.
A lot going on in his life. a lot of big
changes. Change.
>> Skylar (02:31):
He's maturing. He's hit
through puberty. Don't know,
a lot of strange feelings. Getting a
lot of acne probably.
>> Cameron (02:43):
I don't know about that. Ah, but just discovering
his world really isn't real. maybe it
is, but maybe is
in this current time he's really seen seeing this thing,
seen the light that. And at this time
believes that. Wow, I'm really not so my actions really
don't have consequence. Now he's getting drawn back into
blank space a little bit. And maybe, maybe his
(03:06):
mind changes. Who knows?
>> Skylar (03:07):
Yeah, maybe it does. You know, honestly, the one thing that I
feel best describes lil sauce based
on, you know, a group of four
characters suddenly appearing and claiming that his world
wasn't real and managing to create a magical
sound effect that sounded like a deity telling him his world was
fake. I would. I would say that littleil sauce
is a level seven susceptible. Wouldn't you, Cameron?
>> Cameron (03:30):
I think it was more of the. As a
community reference, what's his name.
>> Skylar (03:34):
With Jar Jim, I feel like
the.
>> Cameron (03:38):
Power is displayed and shown the drag.
>> Skylar (03:39):
Jy that he can speak in a
booming voice that doesn't seem to be noticeable.
>> Cameron (03:44):
He'coming from a rock. He knows everything about the play. So
ye. That's kind of where
it's like you're seeing this and it's like, m. It's kind of
crazy. you know, we're just in this pocket.
We where like, basically lint in his pocket. We're
meaningless from what I'm seeing from these guys.
Maybe, you know, this just.
But I mean, the rock is a big thing. Like, you
(04:06):
guys get a question like, he knows. He
knows things that I didn't even know. And I know a lot about the
top. I mean, I got a who book here about the top.
>> Skylar (04:14):
You do? You do.
>> Cameron (04:16):
So, I mean, that's kind of where he's at right now. But I think
as things move on, we'll see where it goes.
>> Skylar (04:22):
Fair enough. And it will be interesting to see where
that goes for sure. moving on. We got Fatty
Lumpkins over in the back. Straight across for me.
>> Cameron (04:30):
All right. So, yeah, this is Fatty coming at you. I am playing the
role of Kido, who is
a echo KN nightight fighter.
>> Skylar (04:39):
It's a good reminder.
>> Cameron (04:40):
Cobal the race. Yes. I
think last we
saw of him, he was kind of
just seeing
the, newfound abilities of his little
prominence or his echo prominence.
>> Skylar (04:57):
So, yeah, that's gonna be really interesting.
>> Cameron (05:00):
Girls, to figure out how to adapt
and react to that little
being that he has not quite come to grips with. Maybe it
was a hallucination. Maybe it was something from beyond
the dead. O that remains to be
seen and flushed out.
>> Skylar (05:16):
Sure. I like that. I like.
>> Cameron (05:17):
I remember that myself.
>> Skylar (05:20):
I like the idea that he, he's kind of thrown off himself with.
Was that really real? Did I actually use that? And, yeah. Kind
of figuring out how the heck he can maybe control It. I think
that'll be cool. Awesome. Moving on, we got
Cameron on my layo.
>> Cameron (05:35):
Hello.
>> Skylar (05:37):
Who are you?
>> Cameron (05:38):
I'm Roick,
the used to be dwarf barbarian,
now goblin rogue
arcane trickster.
and I guess the last thing that happened,
was he
cosplayed. I cosplayed as a
little boy named silly frillly Willie
(06:00):
and then tricked the puppet demon
into letting me into its haven.
Then while in the fight, my character
went unconscious. Which was the first
time my character had ever
gone unconscious. Roick. That is
when he was a dwarf, he had never gone down.
(06:21):
So the fact that he went down in a fight,
Iseli has sh him since he's in a new
body and he's now afraid of
dying. So that's anew.
>> Skylar (06:32):
Yeah. Concept. So a whole new
concept. Absolutely. And it's a scary one for sure. Realizing
one's own mortality. And then last we
have Dave, got.
>> Cameron (06:43):
Dave playing Mai,
now in the form of a knu,
formerly a human
drunken monk. And the only thing he fears
is the bottom of the bottle.
No, that's not true. But he's
a magical explorer
(07:04):
of sorts. So he's kind of trying
to, you know, feel out his new magical
powers and grow into this
new body he's inhabiting right now.
>> Skylar (07:15):
Absolutely.
>> Cameron (07:16):
Or that he is. Who knows?
>> Skylar (07:18):
Yeah. And finding all these
secret new magical skills and how to use them.
And what does he can he do? And
what can he do? And then on top of it you found, you were given
the mysterious kind of ritual book
of dark magic from
the feather McGregor's dad, McGriddle senior, who
(07:38):
had used it to accidentally summon the demon that he
thought was his son. And now you've got this
book with some strange powers inside of it and who knows
what kind of interesting things you're going to find. But yeah, so that's
where we left things off. Let's jump right back
in.
(07:59):
All right. So where we left you guys off, you were just getting
off of a sort of gondola esque little boat
that goes right down the river, that splits the
entire island in half. You guys were heading back from the
Gortham district, which was quite a ways away,
heading back towards Feather McGregor's house
in the mediumv bille district.
(08:20):
And you guys again had just hopped off the little
gondola and that is where we kind of left things
off last time. So where are
you guys headed with all this interesting new information
and different directions you could go, did I go.
>> Cameron (08:34):
To I got the envelope.
>> Skylar (08:36):
Yeah, you got the envelope, but I haven't.
>> Cameron (08:37):
Not gone back yet.
>> Skylar (08:39):
Correct? Yes.
>> Cameron (08:40):
So Sauce is not with us.
>> Skylar (08:43):
He is with us at the moment. He is
with you.
>> Cameron (08:46):
Well, I'm not sure if I was or wasn't at that time though.
>> Skylar (08:48):
I think you were. Yeah, well, medium file district is where
Blank Space'headquarters is anyway, so I'm back
with them. Okay.
>> Cameron (08:55):
And I decided to just traveling with him. I'm gonna
keep the letter secret.
>> Skylar (09:00):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (09:01):
And in my mind I really don't want to go back. We'll see. I
just kind of tuck in my pocket.
Okay, let us say I come back with him and kind
of figure out being with him and getting our money is more important on
it.
>> Skylar (09:12):
Okay, sounds good. So I mean, where are you guys headed
at the moment? Are you guys headed back to Littleil, Sauce'house
Are you guys headed somewhere else beforehand there?
>> Cameron (09:21):
We could are the bankure. We could head back to
little sauce'house and then figure out a game
plan from there.
>> Skylar (09:28):
Okay, sounds good. as you guys approach
little Sa'house, something seems off.
the area seems oddly quiet.
you're in the mediumield district. Usually, you know, someone's running
around causing some kind of rambunctiousness, some kind of
trouble. You know, this is a very kind of poor
district. So at the very least, you know, you see some kids
(09:49):
running around kicking a ball or playing
with one of them wheel toilet. What were those things
with. Hoo. Yeah, yeah. Classicick
and everything. Absolutely. Or they just got
like some kind of like little baseball looking thing and they're just
throwing it at some old dude's door and he's busting out
of there and screaming at. You know, that kind of stuff is usually what goes
(10:09):
on in the medium build district, especially in the kind of
more residential parts. But right
now it is completely
quiet.
>> Cameron (10:19):
Much spidey senses are tingling. His.
>> Skylar (10:21):
His kingu senses are tingling.
>> Cameron (10:24):
I know it's been a while.
But did we get a long rest after our fight? Oh yeah,
we did. We went back to.
>> Skylar (10:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say you went back to McGriddle'senrs place.
>> Cameron (10:31):
Ye, yes. Yeah. Hate it. Okay.
>> Skylar (10:34):
That's right. Becausez that was an
extensively long breakfast scene for no
reason.
>> Cameron (10:40):
Who could go for some brunch right now?
Doesn seem a little off to you. Well, maybe wouldn't because you're not from
yet.
>> Skylar (10:46):
Yeah, that's true. I should have specified that it seems off to you. I
mean, actually, honestly, I would say that even these Guys, having spent
the night in this area, like, just. It feels
eerie. Like whatever passive perception you guys
have is enough to spark that
Something seems.
>> Cameron (11:01):
Aw, something seems wrong.
>> Skylar (11:03):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (11:03):
I say we go and can just walk around the
town here carefully. If we're gonna go back to the HU's.
>> Skylar (11:09):
Let's.
>> Cameron (11:10):
Carefully. something just seems off here. Let's maybe
use some caution here before we go get brunchge.
What? Sure. At least we can probably
be sure it's not another demon
puppet. I mean, what are the odds of two of those
roaming the city? I would expect
not good, but not impossible either.
(11:31):
That's true.
>> Skylar (11:32):
Okay, so you guys start to kind of walk around the block. I wantna
everybody give me a perception check.
>> Cameron (11:37):
20.
>> Skylar (11:38):
Nat. 20. Holy crap.
>> Cameron (11:40):
Okay, I just tru. It. It was legit one.
Okay, I know.
>> Skylar (11:44):
I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and call you a liar. I mean, I'm gonna
trust you.
>> Cameron (11:48):
I'm just saying, first roll back at it.
>> Skylar (11:50):
That's true. That's true. I don't want all your luck and then
drop.
>> Cameron (11:54):
What it doesn't.
>> Skylar (11:55):
Super, super.
>> Cameron (11:57):
17. 11.
>> Skylar (11:59):
Okay.
>> Cameron (12:00):
12.
>> Skylar (12:00):
12. Okay. 11 and 12. I'd say you guys. I
mean, like I said, you guys notice that there's
definitely something off around here and you can't quite
place it. But like I said, you definitely notice that it's really
quiet and eerily so for a
residential district. 17.
Dave, you notice that the
people that live in the area have
(12:23):
all their windows closed up. If they have
any kind of shutters or anything like that, those have all been kind
of locked up. And
I think you even catch somebody in the
process of like, reaching over, grabbing the
window, blinds or whatever the case, closing
them on up or lowering them down. and maybe a couple of them
(12:44):
kind of like stare at you guys as they, as they do this, and their
eyes get a little bit wide, and then they close those up. Little
sauce. Quinn, you notice
in one of the clear, more abandoned
buildings, there is what looks
like a city guard who is standing up in
the window and he is holding a
crossbow.
>> Cameron (13:05):
Where?
>> Skylar (13:07):
So there's like a building that you know to
be abandoned in your, like, neighborhood area.
He's. He's up on like a second.
>> Cameron (13:14):
Or.
>> Skylar (13:14):
I know him maybe.
Yeah, possibly. no, I. I mean,
if you want to know him, you come up with a name. If you feel like you
know this guy, then, yeah, absolutely. Just give me a
name.
>> Cameron (13:27):
so hard coming. Put a random name up top your head.
>> Skylar (13:30):
This is my life Tran
trishoneah.
>> Cameron (13:33):
Rush. Rush on.
>> Skylar (13:34):
Oh, rush on.
>> Cameron (13:35):
Yeah. Yeah.
>> Skylar (13:36):
Okay. Yeah. It's Rashan up in the window
holding a crossbow.
>> Cameron (13:40):
Who else could it be?
>> Skylar (13:41):
It's got toa be Rashan. No one else but Rashan
has a crossbow quite like that. A, crossbow
grip, specifically.
>> Cameron (13:49):
Yeah. Ah, he does have a really nice crossbow grip.
>> Skylar (13:51):
He holds them with the best of them.
Okay. that's what you see.
>> Cameron (13:57):
That's unusual.
>> Skylar (13:58):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (14:00):
Don't see a lot of people in town. I'm gonna tell these guys.
Hey, I, know that there's an abandoned building. I
don't want you to draw attention to it.
>> Skylar (14:08):
Don't look at that.
>> Cameron (14:09):
Don't. Don't look that. Turn your heads. Don't turn your heads. I
don't know the word. I haven't ever heard the word for his
name, but I know who that is.
>> Skylar (14:18):
Rashon. You know Rashon?
>> Cameron (14:20):
Yeah, but I've never heard his name. I'm a king cre.
So you can't say his name. I'm trying to tell these.
Know. You.
>> Skylar (14:27):
You already.
>> Cameron (14:28):
You've already said you've only
read his name. Only read. I've only read it. I've never heard
it.
>> Skylar (14:34):
Oh. I thought you explicitly said in your character that you'd
heard McGriddle talk so, much.
>> Cameron (14:38):
I did, but this guy is well long
after him being dead, so. I know.
>> Skylar (14:43):
So this guy's too new for you to know? I know
exactly his name.
>> Cameron (14:47):
I just can't say his name because I've never heard, Interesting. I
know of him.
>> Skylar (14:51):
Yeah. I'm just saying, you've seen reports
of Rashan and his amazing
crossbow grip.
>> Cameron (14:58):
That's his name. That's his name. Like, I know who he is. We'll give him a
name.
>> Skylar (15:01):
Okay.
>> Cameron (15:02):
I don't. Technically, I can't say it.
>> Skylar (15:04):
Okay. Okay. That's interesting.
>> Cameron (15:06):
I'm just. Read it.
>> Skylar (15:07):
Yeah. Okay.
>> Cameron (15:08):
So I can't really say his name. Never heard. I've just read
it, but, you know, he's got a crossbo. He's on the.
He's on the. He's up in the window over
there. I don't know if I should go look and see what's
going on or what you guys think, but it's very, very
odd. I just think for. For
in the game would be. I mean, obviously they know what
(15:29):
his name is, but.
>> Skylar (15:30):
Right.
>> Cameron (15:31):
Cause some confusion.
>> Skylar (15:32):
Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's right.
>> Cameron (15:33):
For the fun things. Which window?
Yeah, it's gonna be, It's gonna be behind you
and you point at it for me. No, no, I
can't. It's gonna be, like, right behind you,
like 10 o'clock behind you. I turn around and
point at that window.
>> Skylar (15:48):
Okay, that one.
And just as you do this,
almost an entire, like, SWAT team
worth of guards start flooding out from the various
alleyways. And one of them rushes
over and grabs Feather
McGregor and starts to push
(16:10):
you down onto the ground.
>> Cameron (16:11):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Skylar (16:12):
I got. Right, I got. He says, Fathather McGregor,
you are under arrest. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say can
and will be used against you in the court of
law. You have the right to talk to a
lawyer for advice before we ask you any
questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with
you during questioning. If you cannot afford
(16:35):
a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before
any questioning if you wish, unless you decide
to answer any questions now without
a lawyer present. You, have the right to stop
answering at any time.
>> Cameron (16:49):
Roick'nna lean over toito. He's gonna go,
wow. jarging was really lazy when designing BO
voices in this world.
>> Skylar (16:56):
Oh, yeah. All the guards are just gonna have, like.
There's a couple of, like, slight iterations.
>> Cameron (17:03):
And you know what? I would. I would. I wouldn't critique
it if it was a normal campaign, but since this
campaign was made by a God and it's in a pocket
dimension. So he clearly just designed all of his
guards with the same voice.
>> Skylar (17:15):
The same voice, yeah.
>> Cameron (17:16):
So it's definitely just lazy writing on.
>> Skylar (17:18):
His part, whatever the case. Yeah, they
are. I mean, they. They grab your hands. I don't know if you,
like, are complying. Kind of
like, just roll with it. I don't think
they necessarily would knock you all the way to the ground unless they
start feeling you push back,
resist.
>> Cameron (17:36):
How many of them are there?
>> Skylar (17:37):
Like, a SWAT team'worth so I don't know, like,
12?
>> Cameron (17:41):
And is there attention solely on Feather McGregor
that. I don't know. Some of his compatriots might
be able to slip away or they
have labeled us as accomplices.
>> Skylar (17:52):
Yeah, I think. I think they're pretty just focused on Feather
McGregor at the point they definitely pushed you guys out
of the way somewhat violently. but they re
right now they're grabbing Feather McGregor and
they're starting to put shackles on his
winged, arms appendages.
>> Cameron (18:08):
They're doing what?
>> Skylar (18:10):
They're putting shackles on you?
>> Cameron (18:11):
What am I being arrested for?
>> Skylar (18:13):
The judge will read forth your,
>> Cameron (18:15):
You got tell me what I'm being arrested for.
>> Skylar (18:18):
Do they have to tell you what you're being arrested for? At the time?
>> Cameron (18:20):
Yes.
>> Skylar (18:21):
I'm asking Cameron because his dad's a cop. I feel like he.
>> Cameron (18:23):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (18:24):
Oh, do they really? Yeah, this is.
>> Cameron (18:25):
Can't arrest someone for that. well, I mean, technically, this
again, that's our police system. This
fictional world can do whatever the heck they want't. I don't know their
rules, but in our system, yeah, you're supposed to know what you're
being arrested.
>> Skylar (18:38):
All right, fine. little sauce. we are arresting
you for five counts of felony murder, one count of first degree
armed robbery, one count of first degree theft,
and one count of trespassing.
>> Cameron (18:49):
Don't forget arson. Huh?
Nothing.
>> Skylar (18:53):
If you guys know what's good for you, you better get out of here.
>> Cameron (18:55):
This is all misunderstanding. What
was my boss's name?
>> Skylar (19:00):
I don't think we, we just call them chief.
>> Cameron (19:02):
Yeah, take me to the chief.
>> Skylar (19:04):
I can't do that right now.
>> Cameron (19:05):
They wouldn't know.
>> Skylar (19:06):
Yeah, I was gonna say. Well, they assume the police chief. Well, we're gonna
take you to the police precinct, that's for sure.
>> Cameron (19:11):
All right, well, be on the way.
>> Skylar (19:13):
All right. As they load you into the police
cart, which, of course, is painted blue and
has, like, bars on the windows, you see,
you guys all probably see this in the background. You can see
them leading away the horse and
cart that you guys stole from
the Pendleton estate, which I, as far as
(19:33):
you guys had told me, was parked at Feather McGregor's
house.
>> Cameron (19:37):
Wait, why? Oh, that's where we left it.
that's funny.
>> Skylar (19:40):
I listened back, actually, to be fair, for those listening,
because I think this is extra funny, I explicitly, without
context, messaged our group chat where
we discuss this stuff and remind each other. And I said, hey, where
did you guys, leave that horse carriage you guys stole from
the Pendleton estate? And I think. I don't remember who it was, but somebody
entered. pretty sure we just parked it at, Littleil
Sauce'house And I was like, yeah, that's. That's what I
(20:03):
thought.
>> Cameron (20:04):
Did not faintd that one through.
Anyone could have parked it there. Not in my car.
>> Skylar (20:09):
Ah, there's thinking. Like the lawyer.
>> Cameron (20:12):
We've been framed. Exactly.
Anyways, I'm just gonna wave bye bye. I
Same. Better him than us, right?
>> Skylar (20:19):
Yeah, they. They all. They haul him in, and then
all of them start to head out to head back to the
precinct.
>> Cameron (20:26):
Guys, I think we'renna need to find a new,
npc. Companion?
>> Skylar (20:43):
Well, I mean our one.
Least one. Oh, here's what it is, is that Rashan is
coming down from his spot on the balcony and
he kind of like steps out and he's just like, oh man,
they left me again. Now I had to
walk back and I don't even get paid overtime for
that.
>> Cameron (21:01):
Wait a minute. How much money did he have?
The same as us. We split it five
ways. But he also had his money from his
business. I thought you left that in his house.
Yeah. Maybe we should go back to the houseeah. I think we should go back
to the house. That's where the good stuff waroned off with
police tape and whatnot. M There's nothing police
(21:22):
tape can't hold back. Hopefully they haven't found the,
underground fridge of semen.
>> Skylar (21:27):
Allgh. So you guys head back to the familiar
house and the positive side is, is
that, I think the thought might cross your mind that oh crap, we don't
have the key. but thankfully the door is wide open.
And as you step inside, the place seems to have been torn
apart. a lot of stuff seems to be
missing, including, the various
(21:47):
horse paintings, the horse picture
books, all my picture books, all of your horse
picture books. And even worse yet,
as you guys make your way down to the cooling cellar
where L Sauce kept his sauces,
your special secret sauces are
also missing.
>> Cameron (22:06):
All 12 jars.
>> Skylar (22:08):
All 12 jars. And the
associated clipboards with horse
information.
>> Cameron (22:13):
What about the giant wheel of cheese?
>> Skylar (22:16):
Not missing. Yes,
but you see multiple white
spots that suggest mold on it.
>> Cameron (22:25):
That just means it taste better. That's flavor you just got.
>> Skylar (22:28):
You just got to cut around them.
>> Cameron (22:29):
I'm just. I hold up the wheel of cheese and go. We
haven't lost anything of value.
Well, so technically with me being getting in with
people before, I wouldn't
necessari. I've been arrested many times. cool,
right? Would I. Wouldn't you be safe
to.
>> Skylar (22:48):
I think usually, I mean, if anything, you're sort of like a
secret police department, right? So
you'sent undercover, which we have established
in like a criminal organization, and then a bust
happens, but usually they're aware, oh, there's a blank
space agent there when they do the bus. So
they come in, they already know who you are,
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and then they don't arrest you. They just arrest the people that are
actual criminals. There is a note that is on the
door and it says, by order of the police
department, we declare an arrest
on Feather McGregor, also known as
Little Sauce and like quotation marks little
is Will Lil. That's what I said.
>> Cameron (23:28):
They put little.
>> Skylar (23:30):
No put paper and M. An apostrophe after
the L. The second L I'm piss. And
it says if you are an associate of little sauce
and you wish to file.
What is it called? Bail or make bail or post bail.
There we go. Post bail. you can do so at. And then it's
just the police office
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of mediumv Bille and it has the.
>> Cameron (23:52):
Address on there he is bail.
Yeah, he hasn't even gone
to court yet.
>> Skylar (23:59):
His hearing is tomorrow. That's also a
P's. His hearing is
tomorrow. I. Look, I did so much research
on like the court, like an actual court
case and like that stuff in there. I didn't
look up a lot of the like pre stuff. Okay,
so we're just rolling with how this works.
>> Cameron (24:18):
Yeah, that sounds expensive. Just saying
I really wanted level up. So, what do we have for funds
anyways? Hopefully his bailed isn't more than that. I
mean, I think I could get a couple thousand
hundreds for this wheel of cheese. I
think they would probably pay
us to dispose of the cheese.
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Money's money. Wait, where
did where deks go? I think you took
off when those that SWAT team showed up. Oh, yeah, he
just disappeared. Oh no, we
lost his funds as wellably. Went to go take that one
guy's spot in the tower and he's
brooding up there.
>> Skylar (24:56):
Oh yeah. So what's the plan?
>> Cameron (24:59):
Well, should we ask around to see where this court hearing
is and maybe figure out what
our number to beat is and then figure out
from there whether or not we even bother with
what's the face. I say we cut our
losses. You know, if he's
taking the fall for all of us, we might as
well just like, I don't know, get more
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money. And I mean if we get more
money now, we could maybe post his
bail and then he could meet up with us. But we need
more money anyways. This is
gonna set us back. it could be a while before we get
back to the upper side of wherever this dimension
is. All right, let me make a list the
pros and cons of getting involved in
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this mess. Well, did anybody find his money
Here. can I look? Can I roll?
>> Skylar (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, roll investigation.
1313. you find what you
assum to be kind of like a safe of some kind or like some kind
of a lockbox maybe? And pretty. It's pretty
wiped out. It empty?
>> Cameron (26:02):
Oh, they opened it.
>> Skylar (26:03):
Well, either they opened it or he just had it on him.
Because I think when he cashed in everything from his
stuff.
>> Cameron (26:09):
The safe'open yeah.
>> Skylar (26:11):
Oh, okay. Yeah.
>> Cameron (26:12):
yeah, the safe's empty, so, unless if he has
somewhere else. He hadid money in here. I think he had
it on him. Maybe it's in the cheese. You
should eat it all and see if there's any. Say less.
And I just start eating the cheese.
>> Skylar (26:26):
All right, you start eating the cheese, and tomorrow we'll
see the results of such a thing.
>> Cameron (26:30):
Was. Wait, but was there money in it?
>> Skylar (26:33):
no, there's no money in the cheese. No, but you do eat
up all the bits of molds as well.
>> Cameron (26:38):
I eat around those.
>> Skylar (26:39):
Oh, you eat around those. Well, then you haven't eaten all the cheese.
>> Cameron (26:42):
All that's left is just the moldy bits.
>> Skylar (26:44):
Yeah, he said eat all the cheeseuse what
if.
>> Cameron (26:48):
And I hold up the most swiss
of wheeled cheese you
could possibly be. Be like, it's empty. I've
never been a fan of cheese myself. I'm more of a rat guy.
>> Skylar (27:00):
Alght. So are you guys. What did you guys. Are you gonna stay?
Are you just gonna sleep through the night and then
deal with this tomorrow?
>> Cameron (27:08):
Why? It's still like 11:00am or do.
>> Skylar (27:10):
You want to go deal with it now? That's what I'm asking.
>> Cameron (27:12):
Okay, here's another idea. It could be a stupid
one. If you say no, we say no. We wait till
later tonight, we just bust him out. that's kind of
what I was thinking. Or we could go easy. It's
free. I have an idea, though. You see,
we could also kill him. Well, no. Well,
that is one out. We could kill him, and that way the
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evidence dies with him. We can't leave
the guy. He might. He might
squeal on us. Yeah, he might squeal on us. He'll
tell, them everything they wantna know. He's also a
valuable resource. He knows the way around this
town. I'm sure there's other people who know,
but, yes, his connections are probably
more underground and
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more illegal than others, which what
connections even have anyways? Well, he knew
the chief of police, for one. Yeah, we don't know what
he did. I mean, he was always h. I don't know what
he did. He owned a little sauce business, and
he sold the little sauce business. And he
has all that money with him. So for all we
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know, our compatriot is a
unemployed bum with a lot
of money on him currently.
And all that money's probably gonna go
right into evidence. But you
know, say we become his legal
team. Mmm. M. Yeah,
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that might give us a chance to scope out, the
police station, for one.
The. Maybe the police station. If they have
some sort of evidence room. Think
of all the good stuff that could be in there. Yeah, he could
very well be our inside man so that we can
pull a heist during his hearing.
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Self help me if we end up going to court and
lo campaign or
also, figure out who the
judges are around these parts in case we need to
put some pressure on him. So do we start
by, visiting our friend at the, police
station to scoop the place out. And
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once it's to our liking, we can maybe fess up
as his legal team if we want to go that route.
Otherwise, we can seek out some weak points and
just break them out tonight. First, I think
we need to make a stop at the courthouse.
Why? Well, if we're gonna be
alegalty, we gotta have the right
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papers. And I could make said
papers if I get a good look
at what we're working with.
Okay. To the guardouse, go
into the clerk's office.
One of you guys distract them. I
sneak in, I grab
paperwork, sneak out. I'd
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say that sounds like a good plan to start with.
Sure. I don't care.
>> Skylar (30:07):
All right, so you guys head down to.
So the courthouse itself
is located in
the, different. Different
district. It'd be the
asgardia district, which is kind of the big, posh,
hoity toi Right
area. And so you. It takes you guys a little bit to
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get there. Not super long. Maybe like 30min, 15
to 30 minutes. You know, c. Because you guys are on foot
anyway. You get there, and
it's a big, sprawling, fancy, you know, very
classic, super nice place,
obviously. Right. It'it's. Exactly what you'd imagine
as far as a, big, fancy
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courthouse would go. So you obviously go up the steps,
big stone steps. You go into the big, massive
double doors, and obviously
there's guards there, and they ask you for
your weapons if you're going inside.
excuse me there, guys. just before you go inside, we're gonna add
to check you for your weapons, if there's anything
that you would like to just, hand over,
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make this a whole lot easier. We can hold on to those,
and then we won't assume that you have a, mal intent
of any kind.
Be u much appreciated.
>> Cameron (31:24):
naturally. Naturally. Here
are my, accreturements.
Accurementss.
>> Skylar (31:31):
Allgh. And I'm guessing you are, in fact,
handing them Over.
>> Cameron (31:35):
I hand over myoutrements, meaning your
weapons.
>> Skylar (31:38):
I just want to clarify because I don't want to have a situation where you guys
walking. You're like, yeah, I totally didn't give him the dagger. Like, you gotta tell me.
>> Cameron (31:44):
I gave him. I give him all my weap.
>> Skylar (31:46):
All your weapons. Okay, Dave?
>> Cameron (31:48):
Yes.
>> Skylar (31:49):
Okay.
>> Cameron (31:49):
Keido will hand over a glaive and a
crossbow and apparently a Helm of the
Minotaur.
>> Skylar (31:55):
The hell? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about the Helm of the Minotaur. That
thing's cool. All right, fantastics. You hand those over, they give you a
quick pat down. They don't find any further weapons on
you guys, and you guys are let inside. You
step inside is a very nice stone tiled
floor. there's a. Because this room is so big,
there's like a heavy echo whenever you guys stepped.
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And you guys have kind of like this sort of front
secretarial desk. There's a very angry
looking dragonborn
woman who's sitting behind this
front desk. Administrative desk.
And she just kind of, like, is looking at you over a pair
of spectacles, kind of glaring at you with some
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narrow eyes, as if she's waiting for you to
approach.
>> Cameron (32:40):
Is this something where
Kido might use his ability as a.
Well, maybe he'll save that, because I'm sure there will
be other times, but he does have the ability to
grovel, cower, and beg to give
his, allies advantage.
>> Skylar (32:56):
I don't know. I'm kind of curious how this plays.
>> Cameron (32:59):
Out, but he can only do that once per rest,
so w. There's more than one
opportunity to grovel, cower, or bag.
>> Skylar (33:07):
Got it.
>> Cameron (33:07):
I're gonna need to select that with discretion.
>> Skylar (33:10):
Sure, sure.
>> Cameron (33:11):
Fair enough.
>> Skylar (33:12):
That's. That's an interesting ability to be able to do
once a day. in the meantime, I mean, what are you
guys doing?
>> Cameron (33:19):
Hello, madam.
>> Skylar (33:21):
Hello. Yes. How can
I be of service to you?
>> Cameron (33:28):
We'd like some legal papers.
>> Skylar (33:33):
Okay. Which particular
legal forms are you looking
to fill out?
>> Cameron (33:40):
We're part of the Blah blah Law legal team.
>> Skylar (33:44):
Goblin Bird Gold.
>> Cameron (33:47):
Goblin Bird kg.
>> Skylar (33:49):
The KGB legal team.
>> Cameron (33:50):
KGB legal team, huh? That's so much better.
>> Skylar (33:53):
Oh, man. Okay, well, you guys are. Okay, so the
ca. the KGB legal
team. I'm unfamiliar. Are you
a new firm? Are you looking for business
paperwork to become an established
firm in the city?
>> Cameron (34:10):
Sure thing. I give her a big thumbs
up.
>> Skylar (34:13):
All right, Here is the
form. Here is the form you
will need to fill out once you're
finished. I will need to see your
licenses to practice law
in the city.
>> Cameron (34:30):
Then what happens?
>> Skylar (34:31):
Then we will file your paperwork and it
is usually three to
four business weeks before
you will get your official firm
licenseure.
>> Cameron (34:44):
What does that look like?
>> Skylar (34:46):
It's a certificate that shows
that you are allowed to run a
firm in the city.
>> Cameron (34:54):
That sounds pretty neat.
>> Skylar (34:56):
Sure.
>> Cameron (34:58):
what is this? Do you have those here?
>> Skylar (35:01):
Yes, but they have to be filled
out by a representative.
>> Cameron (35:07):
Yeah. After the three to four days of.
>> Skylar (35:09):
Well, that's part of the processing time.
Yes, Three, four business weeks.
>> Cameron (35:16):
Weeks. Oh, to clarify,
that's government work, huh?
>> Skylar (35:21):
Yes.
>> Cameron (35:22):
Do we need to establish ourselves as a firm
or can we run as independently
licensed defense attorneys?
Can't anyone be an attorney?
>> Skylar (35:33):
As long as you have your licenseure,
then I suppose, yes, anyone can hire
you because your
licensure is already pre
established with the city.
>> Cameron (35:46):
So it's like making a business. Yes.
You U are you the one who fills out the
form once. Once we fill it out, the one who approves
it.
>> Skylar (35:56):
I check it before I send it
to the heads of state who then
approve.
>> Cameron (36:04):
I'm also a part time minister. I was
just wondering if I could look at the.
The recent wedding
filings.
>> Skylar (36:13):
Of course. And she like turns in her
chair and she has like a. Like a filing cabinet.
She pulls out a shelf of it. She starts her
claws, her dragonborn claws kind of
likees. She files through these
papers and then she pulls out a thing and
she hands it to you. And it is a list of the
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various marriages.
How, how recent did you did you say?
>> Cameron (36:39):
Well, just. No, I just said the recent like the
recent official. Like it's all marriages like
marriage and stuff. It's all like public record. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Just any of them. I just want to
see what the official
stamp or what?
>> Skylar (36:54):
Oh, kind of seals like the The what, what is it
called? What's a person notary and like a notary stamp or something?
Yeah, okay. Okay, sounds good. Yeah. She plops a
big old file down and she's like these are the last
marriages of the marriages from the last
month. Feel free to peruse at the
table overonder. and there's like a little. Just standing
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table. Although for you. O shoot, you
guys are all short. Maybe it's not so much of standing.
There's chairs next to it, you guys. Those
like bar chairs. Yeah, there you go.
So anyway, you take it over and you, you pop it open and
sure enough, yeah, you can see the big stamp
of official mark from the heads
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of State what that looks like.
>> Cameron (37:37):
I will take a moment to study the stamp
and the notary signature. You take it over
there. Yeah. I'm over at the desk, you know,
kicking my legs on this. The stool.
>> Skylar (37:49):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (37:49):
I'm still at the counter.
>> Skylar (37:51):
As you are looking at
the stamp, you feel like you've got a
pretty good, like, memorized idea
of the stamp itself.
>> Cameron (38:02):
Okay. I take some notes on
whatever. What it looks like. Yeah,
absolutely. Actually, I check and see if
she's looking at me.
>> Skylar (38:12):
if anything, she's a little bit more distracted by Roick.
>> Cameron (38:15):
Can I see over the counter?
>> Skylar (38:17):
Sure. well, no, because you're.
>> Cameron (38:19):
I'm gonna bring up, a. I'm gonna grab one of those stools. Just
try and check this lady out. Or I'm going toa grab one of those
stools and I'm goingna drag it very
loudly. It's.
It'snna be pausing as I stop to catch my
breath and I start pulling it again. I'm pulling it up
to the counter.
>> Skylar (38:39):
Okay.
>> Cameron (38:40):
And, then I hop up on top of that.
>> Skylar (38:42):
She says, can I be a
further assistance for you?
>> Cameron (38:48):
I hold that thought and I jump back down
off the chair and m. I go and grab
a second stool and I start dragging that
very loudly.
>> Skylar (39:02):
And then as you bring it up. Are you getting on it when
you bring it up?
>> Cameron (39:06):
Yeah, but before I do, I'm going toa grab keto and Kto is
going to jump on the second one close to me and I'm gonna say,
tall for me. And he. Then, Rog's goingna
jump up onto the thing and just give her a big
smile. My friend here was wanting
to become a, he made some mean
keab and he wants to sell them locally in
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his, food truck. And he start filling out some
paperworks for that. Tell her all about what you're gonna have in
your store here. O. Yes,
I have a secret sauce.
it's in honor of a friend of mine who
was recently incarcerated wrongly.
And so every penny we
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earn towards him will be. Will go towards his bail,
which, while I have you, could you tell
me what that bail might be said at?
>> Skylar (39:56):
Well, it really depends on the
crimes. It can range anywhere
from 10 gold pieces
for something minor all the way up
to. I heard one
recently for a serial killer was
about 500 gold pieces.
(40:16):
Ah.
>> Cameron (40:16):
okay. Well, do you have records
on the upcoming hearingsuse? I
believe his
sentencing or his
affidavit said his hearing is tomorrow.
>> Skylar (40:30):
Oh, you want hearings for tomorrow?
Let Me see if they've come in.
And she turns around and then she
again, like, goes through all her papers and stuff
like that. And then she pulls out one folder
and she sets it down in front of you. And she
says she has one section that's kind of clipped together.
And she says, this is the section for this
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coming week. There was
one that came in
earlier this morning.
>> Cameron (41:01):
I think his name's M.
McGrido.
>> Skylar (41:05):
Are you asking me to find it for
you?
>> Cameron (41:08):
McGregor? McGregor? Yes.
If it's not too much of an inconvenience,
madam.
>> Skylar (41:16):
And she looks down and she starts flipping through it, and under her
breath, you're pretty sure you're here, say, darn
our illiterates. And, she says,
oh, well, that just so happens to be the
one that was brought in this morning.
And she sets it down in front of you.
>> Cameron (41:33):
And what do I perceive?
>> Skylar (41:35):
Yes. so basically it mentions those,
those charges that I read earlier. And it
talks about his hearing, which is tomorrow morning,
and it mentions bale is set at
500 gold pieces.
>> Cameron (41:48):
Keto glances at the dollar figure and how
much is the. Is pleasantly surprised.
But just to keep face the
lady, he is going to retort, wow, that's gonna be
a lot of Euroes.
>> Skylar (42:03):
What am I selling, gold? Oh, oh, kebabs.
>> Cameron (42:05):
Kebabs, yes. That's gonna be a lot of lot.
Bos.
>> Skylar (42:09):
Oh, that's a lot of kebabs. O boy, he's
got a sol. Okay, sorry.
>> Cameron (42:13):
I don't know why I'm doing that. Does he notice,
Roick making any headway with his
distraction?
>> Skylar (42:20):
Yeah. What are you doing?
>> Cameron (42:21):
I was going to use my
invisible mag chan to just start
poking around all the files in the back.
>> Skylar (42:30):
Okay.
>> Cameron (42:30):
See if I can grab a random file on
the law office, like some.
>> Skylar (42:37):
Sort of legal aspects or something like that. Here's what
I'll say. I think you. You see
when she takes out the one that talks about all the
upcoming court hearings.
>> Cameron (42:47):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (42:48):
You just assume that maybe one of the nearby
folders would have what you're looking
for.
>> Cameron (42:54):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (42:54):
So roll me a sleight of hand check and
it'll be, I mean, your ledger, domain mage, hand
thing or whatever works with you or whatever.
>> Cameron (43:02):
11.
>> Skylar (43:03):
You grab it and you start lifting it, and
then all of a sudden it falls. It slips out of the
hand just before it gets to you. And she, like, looks over and
she sees that it's open, and she's like, oh, I shouldn't leave
that open. It made a mess. I must
have had it Sitting on the edge of the shelf.
Very odd. Sorry about that.
>> Cameron (43:23):
Yeah. I thought I felt the draft in here.
>> Skylar (43:26):
Yes, the breeze.
>> Cameron (43:29):
Is there a window in here?
>> Skylar (43:31):
Sure, yeah, there is. There has to be.
>> Cameron (43:34):
Now, precariously large
objects, at the top of the shelf right above
her that may or may have
not fall on her, as she's going to pick up
said files.
>> Skylar (43:46):
Yes, there is.
she keeps a lot of plants.
>> Cameron (43:52):
Oh.
>> Skylar (43:53):
So she has like. Like a little bonzsai
tree.
>> Cameron (43:56):
As ah, she is bending over and picking up his stuff.
Ro'gonna look over at keeping a sh
I. And he's pointing at the plant.
Okay. He's getting. He's not e.
And, ror's gonna take his maych which of minde you is still
invisible.
>> Skylar (44:12):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (44:12):
You's just gonna move it up to the plane and just give it a shel.
>> Skylar (44:15):
Oh, no. I mean, it comes down and it hits
the ground and the pot shatters. And she goes,
oh, no. What a mess.
Now I have a
significant mess to clean up.
>> Cameron (44:30):
I'll help you with that, ma'am.
>> Skylar (44:32):
No, please.
>> Cameron (44:33):
Not please.
>> Skylar (44:34):
behind the counter. Please.
I've got it.
>> Cameron (44:38):
I feel responsible for having you
look over that. Let me help you, please. And I jump over the
cup.
>> Skylar (44:45):
Sir, sir, do not make me
call the guards. You are not allowed
by y.
>> Cameron (44:51):
What are you doing? I'm going to shake my head
or motion to roke
get out of here. Go find something
useful. Royik has no idea what yet useful
stuff he could find. So he just, hops off
the stool and he goes running out into
the hallway. And he believes he saw a broom
closet as he was walking by.
>> Skylar (45:13):
Sure.
>> Cameron (45:13):
So he's going to run to the said brom closet and see if
he can find anything to help clean up the mess.
>> Skylar (45:18):
Find a broom in it in a dust panin.
>> Cameron (45:21):
This is what I was looking for.
>> Skylar (45:22):
I figured his the most common thing in the broom
closet, that's for sure.
>> Cameron (45:27):
Bucket.
>> Skylar (45:28):
Okay.
>> Cameron (45:29):
And he comes running in with
a mopin bucket and pushes past
the little swinging door that's on the side of her
desk. And he pushes. He goes, I've got the thing
to help manam. And he, like, as he comes
around the corner, he clumsily, but also
on purposely crashes the carp and
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water starts ewing.
>> Skylar (45:53):
Oh, my God.
>> Cameron (45:54):
And he falls with it. And now he's rolling
around in the water going, oh, no.
Oh. And he's like, standing up and slipping. He's like,
ah, no. He's like. Like little
shocks of electricity are going on the water. And he's like,
oh, don't come this wayah. It hurts.
>> Skylar (46:11):
So.
>> Cameron (46:13):
What are you.
>> Skylar (46:14):
Let's jump back over today.
>> Cameron (46:16):
Ye.
>> Skylar (46:17):
What's maki doing?
>> Cameron (46:19):
He's gone ahead and made
a, forgery of the seal.
>> Skylar (46:24):
Oh, okay.
>> Cameron (46:24):
And the signaturerona like a different piece of paper just
to refer to later.
>> Skylar (46:29):
Yeah, absolutely. All right. You have successfully
done that. You. You are all set to go, assuming that's, I
mean, the last thing that you needed to do.
>> Cameron (46:37):
And he finally comes out of his forgery
mindset to turn around the sea.
>> Skylar (46:41):
Yeah. of just an absolute mess of two
people doing, like, a classic comedy
scene involving slippery
spaces. Like, they're just falling all over each other.
This lady is. I can't say yelling because she mostly
just mumbles everything, but she's. She
seems about as, like, crazed as a person
who's, like, that could possibly seem.
>> Cameron (47:04):
man, please, please, please don't cast judgment on
us. Only a judge can cast judgment.
>> Skylar (47:09):
Are you doing.
>> Cameron (47:10):
Are you doing your.
>> Skylar (47:11):
Are you doing your groveling? I feel this sounds like you're doing your
groveling move.
>> Cameron (47:15):
I was it actually leading towards a
leading question, but, yeah, I can call it as
gravel, cower and bank.
>> Skylar (47:22):
What do you. What do you.
>> Cameron (47:25):
You can't cast judgment on us. Only a judge can cast
judgment on us.
>> Skylar (47:28):
I know why.
>> Cameron (47:30):
Thinkaking of judges who. Who
would be a judge that would be casting judgment,
perhaps even on our friend
McGregoriving hours ra towards
the paper she gave you.
>> Skylar (47:42):
And she says it says on the paper,
sir, papers.
>> Cameron (47:46):
O speaking.
>> Skylar (47:47):
Get behind the couc.
>> Cameron (47:48):
Speaking of papers, your papers are gonna get wet. And
I understand Quick you don grab them any
point. And I and aur roic points at the papers
that I knocked over that the water is
slowly moving toward.
>> Skylar (48:01):
Did done. Dun, dun, dun.
>> Cameron (48:04):
yeah, Keido is going to take the initiative and just grab the
papers and throw them. It's looking like full 52 card
pickup saved from back
over the counted towards Maki. I
saved the day. Maki'gonna
walk over then and, gather up some of these
papers crouched down on the other side. And it's
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gonna find one with, like, I don't know,
actually filled out one for, like, a law fir or
something.
>> Skylar (48:30):
Oh, okay. Okay. Roll. you're trying to steal it?
Yeah, yeah.
>> Cameron (48:34):
He's gonna try to locate it and then slip
it under the paperwork on the counter.
>> Skylar (48:40):
Oh, okay.
>> Cameron (48:40):
That. She gave us that. Oh, yeah.
>> Skylar (48:44):
Oh, the ones that you alreadyosed to fill out. Yeah, Y. Yeah, okay.
Okay.
>> Cameron (48:48):
The ones were yeah, Rol.
>> Skylar (48:49):
Given roll a quick sleight of hand.
>> Cameron (48:51):
That's only a six. I'm going to continue to
grovel, cower, and beg. Okay, man, I'm so
sorry.
>> Skylar (48:57):
Is this. Is this a mood you yet to.
>> Cameron (48:59):
Do something for, like, a kobld
trait action or RA Actually gives
one party member advantage on their next
chec.
>> Skylar (49:09):
Okay, so, yeah, do it. Do it with advantage in your sleight of hand
since she's distracted by his groveling. that's a lot
better.
>> Cameron (49:15):
18.
>> Skylar (49:15):
Hey. All right. You as. As
ke over there begging and
pleading for this woman to forgive them. You
deftly slide this paper under your
other papers. Probably, I don't know. Let's say you grab,
like, three or something. Three different. I don't know, forms
of some kind. You go. You can find
out later, but the one that you're looking for is definitely
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one of them. and yetah, you have a successful
little stack that unless someone was really
looking close, they wouldn't notice that there were more papers than were
necessary for this form.
>> Cameron (49:48):
As that is happening, Roke's gonna be like, oh,
sorry, ma'am. I'll get this bucket and mop out
of here quick.
>> Skylar (49:54):
And as.
>> Cameron (49:55):
As he does, he goes and he slips
right into the cart. and he slides into
the. He flips into the car head first and
slides directly into the wall.
Mai isnna take the paperwork
and get out of here before security shows up? Ah.
>> Skylar (50:16):
All right. Are you two also fleeing the scene
now that you've done your diligence?
>> Cameron (50:22):
Trying my best. he might have the, Kido
might have to wheel me out headfirst in this bucket.
Out.
>> Skylar (50:30):
I, If you're fine with that. That works for me.
>> Cameron (50:32):
The lady is sufficiently
distracted. He will
push Roke and himself and make a
expeditious exit.
>> Skylar (50:43):
All right. Sounds good. She u. she just
looks like. Absolutely just.
She's just done, right? Like she's. She
throws her hands up in the air as you guys wheel or.
Well, keto wheels. Roric off, and
then you guys, head out the door. Roick
is soaking wet. You head out the door, and the
gard is standing there ready to give you guys your stuff backag. And he sees you
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soaking wet, and he says, I'm sorry there a little
bud. I know a lot of trips here get pretty
emotional, and it can be difficult if,
If things don't get filed.
>> Cameron (51:16):
She took everything from.
>> Skylar (51:18):
I know. She can be pretty heartless. I
know. But I'm sorry. Here you go, here's your stuff
back. At least you got that.
>> Cameron (51:25):
You didn't take that from me too.
>> Skylar (51:27):
No, I wouldn't do that.
>> Cameron (51:29):
Bless your heart. So kind.
>> Skylar (51:31):
Oh, w. I know it's a
tough one, but you guys try to have a good day, all
right?
>> Cameron (51:37):
no walk out.
>> Skylar (51:38):
Okay.
>> Cameron (51:39):
I do want to point out about halfway through that
I realized Keto and, Roke are
once again terrorizing the elderly woman to
steal something from her. It's true's
true. Causing massive, massive may.
Massive mayhem and destruction. Because,
like the casino.
>> Skylar (51:58):
Yeah. Although they were kind of jerks as
well. And, All right, so with having gotten the
paperwork accomplished and everything like that, you guys
head out into the streets
hoping.
>> Cameron (52:10):
That you can mai. Did you.
I didn't see if you grabbed the papers we needed. Did you grab
one? Yeah. I hope you got more accomplished in there than we did.
I don't know what I just accomplished other than.
I mean, your paper throw was slick, but, like, we
didn't grab them. I hope Machki would. Oh,
I got em and nobody saw me grab
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em.
>> Skylar (52:32):
And with that, we will close out this
episode.
Thank you so much for listening to Criminals of Ila Numis,
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Stay heroic until we roll again.
Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
stepped into a realm of my creation. A
ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
glory and most importantly, lots of
gold. I call it Isan
Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
The name is Jariv and I'm the patron
(00:32):
deity of gambling. Long story
short, this group of idiots, or as
you may call them heroes, made a bet with me that
they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
but left some of the key details
blank. So I filled them in myself.
I sent them to this pocket dimension into the
(00:52):
city I had created with with brand new
bodies they'd have to attune to. Can these
fools pass my test? Or will they be trapped
here forever? So experience my world of
trials and tribulations and join
alongside this posse of pitiful people.
Or as I like to call them, the criminals
of Isan Numis.
(01:16):
Alright, welcome back everybody to another episode
of Criminals of Isan Numis.
I believe we're on episode 16. It's
actually for those listening, it's been quite a while since we
recorded. even though for you guys you're probably
listening through. but we actually had a lot
of pre recorded stuff and then we took a break to
(01:36):
record through Benders and BRWS season three.
We recorded Black Friday of the Dead. We
recorded I think one other series somewhere in between
there. So it has definitely been a minute since we
have had a chance to sit down and find out what happens
to our crazy body swap
group, on the AA
(01:56):
Numis. Anyway, whatever the case, unfortunately
not with us tonight is Jackson who
plays Des. And
so unfortunately he's not here. but that's okay. We're going to
continue on and he is going to be following along
with the the rest of the group and then we'll
see what happens. whatever the case, let's start with
(02:17):
introductions. I'll start with the one to my right.
Quinn.
>> Cameron (02:21):
Yeah. What's going on? feather McGregor,
aka little sauce.
A lot going on in his life. a lot of big
changes. Change.
>> Skylar (02:31):
He's maturing. He's hit
through puberty. Don't know,
a lot of strange feelings. Getting a
lot of acne probably.
>> Cameron (02:43):
I don't know about that. Ah, but just discovering
his world really isn't real. maybe it
is, but maybe is
in this current time he's really seen seeing this thing,
seen the light that. And at this time
believes that. Wow, I'm really not so my actions really
don't have consequence. Now he's getting drawn back into
blank space a little bit. And maybe, maybe his
(03:06):
mind changes. Who knows?
>> Skylar (03:07):
Yeah, maybe it does. You know, honestly, the one thing that I
feel best describes lil sauce based
on, you know, a group of four
characters suddenly appearing and claiming that his world
wasn't real and managing to create a magical
sound effect that sounded like a deity telling him his world was
fake. I would. I would say that littleil sauce
is a level seven susceptible. Wouldn't you, Cameron?
>> Cameron (03:30):
I think it was more of the. As a
community reference, what's his name.
>> Skylar (03:34):
With Jar Jim, I feel like
the.
>> Cameron (03:38):
Power is displayed and shown the drag.
>> Skylar (03:39):
Jy that he can speak in a
booming voice that doesn't seem to be noticeable.
>> Cameron (03:44):
He'coming from a rock. He knows everything about the play. So
ye. That's kind of where
it's like you're seeing this and it's like, m. It's kind of
crazy. you know, we're just in this pocket.
We where like, basically lint in his pocket. We're
meaningless from what I'm seeing from these guys.
Maybe, you know, this just.
But I mean, the rock is a big thing. Like, you
(04:06):
guys get a question like, he knows. He
knows things that I didn't even know. And I know a lot about the
top. I mean, I got a who book here about the top.
>> Skylar (04:14):
You do? You do.
>> Cameron (04:16):
So, I mean, that's kind of where he's at right now. But I think
as things move on, we'll see where it goes.
>> Skylar (04:22):
Fair enough. And it will be interesting to see where
that goes for sure. moving on. We got Fatty
Lumpkins over in the back. Straight across for me.
>> Cameron (04:30):
All right. So, yeah, this is Fatty coming at you. I am playing the
role of Kido, who is
a echo KN nightight fighter.
>> Skylar (04:39):
It's a good reminder.
>> Cameron (04:40):
Cobal the race. Yes. I
think last we
saw of him, he was kind of
just seeing
the, newfound abilities of his little
prominence or his echo prominence.
>> Skylar (04:57):
So, yeah, that's gonna be really interesting.
>> Cameron (05:00):
Girls, to figure out how to adapt
and react to that little
being that he has not quite come to grips with. Maybe it
was a hallucination. Maybe it was something from beyond
the dead. O that remains to be
seen and flushed out.
>> Skylar (05:16):
Sure. I like that. I like.
>> Cameron (05:17):
I remember that myself.
>> Skylar (05:20):
I like the idea that he, he's kind of thrown off himself with.
Was that really real? Did I actually use that? And, yeah. Kind
of figuring out how the heck he can maybe control It. I think
that'll be cool. Awesome. Moving on, we got
Cameron on my layo.
>> Cameron (05:35):
Hello.
>> Skylar (05:37):
Who are you?
>> Cameron (05:38):
I'm Roick,
the used to be dwarf barbarian,
now goblin rogue
arcane trickster.
and I guess the last thing that happened,
was he
cosplayed. I cosplayed as a
little boy named silly frillly Willie
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and then tricked the puppet demon
into letting me into its haven.
Then while in the fight, my character
went unconscious. Which was the first
time my character had ever
gone unconscious. Roick. That is
when he was a dwarf, he had never gone down.
(06:21):
So the fact that he went down in a fight,
Iseli has sh him since he's in a new
body and he's now afraid of
dying. So that's anew.
>> Skylar (06:32):
Yeah. Concept. So a whole new
concept. Absolutely. And it's a scary one for sure. Realizing
one's own mortality. And then last we
have Dave, got.
>> Cameron (06:43):
Dave playing Mai,
now in the form of a knu,
formerly a human
drunken monk. And the only thing he fears
is the bottom of the bottle.
No, that's not true. But he's
a magical explorer
(07:04):
of sorts. So he's kind of trying
to, you know, feel out his new magical
powers and grow into this
new body he's inhabiting right now.
>> Skylar (07:15):
Absolutely.
>> Cameron (07:16):
Or that he is. Who knows?
>> Skylar (07:18):
Yeah. And finding all these
secret new magical skills and how to use them.
And what does he can he do? And
what can he do? And then on top of it you found, you were given
the mysterious kind of ritual book
of dark magic from
the feather McGregor's dad, McGriddle senior, who
(07:38):
had used it to accidentally summon the demon that he
thought was his son. And now you've got this
book with some strange powers inside of it and who knows
what kind of interesting things you're going to find. But yeah, so that's
where we left things off. Let's jump right back
in.
(07:59):
All right. So where we left you guys off, you were just getting
off of a sort of gondola esque little boat
that goes right down the river, that splits the
entire island in half. You guys were heading back from the
Gortham district, which was quite a ways away,
heading back towards Feather McGregor's house
in the mediumv bille district.
(08:20):
And you guys again had just hopped off the little
gondola and that is where we kind of left things
off last time. So where are
you guys headed with all this interesting new information
and different directions you could go, did I go.
>> Cameron (08:34):
To I got the envelope.
>> Skylar (08:36):
Yeah, you got the envelope, but I haven't.
>> Cameron (08:37):
Not gone back yet.
>> Skylar (08:39):
Correct? Yes.
>> Cameron (08:40):
So Sauce is not with us.
>> Skylar (08:43):
He is with us at the moment. He is
with you.
>> Cameron (08:46):
Well, I'm not sure if I was or wasn't at that time though.
>> Skylar (08:48):
I think you were. Yeah, well, medium file district is where
Blank Space'headquarters is anyway, so I'm back
with them. Okay.
>> Cameron (08:55):
And I decided to just traveling with him. I'm gonna
keep the letter secret.
>> Skylar (09:00):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (09:01):
And in my mind I really don't want to go back. We'll see. I
just kind of tuck in my pocket.
Okay, let us say I come back with him and kind
of figure out being with him and getting our money is more important on
it.
>> Skylar (09:12):
Okay, sounds good. So I mean, where are you guys headed
at the moment? Are you guys headed back to Littleil, Sauce'house
Are you guys headed somewhere else beforehand there?
>> Cameron (09:21):
We could are the bankure. We could head back to
little sauce'house and then figure out a game
plan from there.
>> Skylar (09:28):
Okay, sounds good. as you guys approach
little Sa'house, something seems off.
the area seems oddly quiet.
you're in the mediumield district. Usually, you know, someone's running
around causing some kind of rambunctiousness, some kind of
trouble. You know, this is a very kind of poor
district. So at the very least, you know, you see some kids
(09:49):
running around kicking a ball or playing
with one of them wheel toilet. What were those things
with. Hoo. Yeah, yeah. Classicick
and everything. Absolutely. Or they just got
like some kind of like little baseball looking thing and they're just
throwing it at some old dude's door and he's busting out
of there and screaming at. You know, that kind of stuff is usually what goes
(10:09):
on in the medium build district, especially in the kind of
more residential parts. But right
now it is completely
quiet.
>> Cameron (10:19):
Much spidey senses are tingling. His.
>> Skylar (10:21):
His kingu senses are tingling.
>> Cameron (10:24):
I know it's been a while.
But did we get a long rest after our fight? Oh yeah,
we did. We went back to.
>> Skylar (10:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say you went back to McGriddle'senrs place.
>> Cameron (10:31):
Ye, yes. Yeah. Hate it. Okay.
>> Skylar (10:34):
That's right. Becausez that was an
extensively long breakfast scene for no
reason.
>> Cameron (10:40):
Who could go for some brunch right now?
Doesn seem a little off to you. Well, maybe wouldn't because you're not from
yet.
>> Skylar (10:46):
Yeah, that's true. I should have specified that it seems off to you. I
mean, actually, honestly, I would say that even these Guys, having spent
the night in this area, like, just. It feels
eerie. Like whatever passive perception you guys
have is enough to spark that
Something seems.
>> Cameron (11:01):
Aw, something seems wrong.
>> Skylar (11:03):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (11:03):
I say we go and can just walk around the
town here carefully. If we're gonna go back to the HU's.
>> Skylar (11:09):
Let's.
>> Cameron (11:10):
Carefully. something just seems off here. Let's maybe
use some caution here before we go get brunchge.
What? Sure. At least we can probably
be sure it's not another demon
puppet. I mean, what are the odds of two of those
roaming the city? I would expect
not good, but not impossible either.
(11:31):
That's true.
>> Skylar (11:32):
Okay, so you guys start to kind of walk around the block. I wantna
everybody give me a perception check.
>> Cameron (11:37):
20.
>> Skylar (11:38):
Nat. 20. Holy crap.
>> Cameron (11:40):
Okay, I just tru. It. It was legit one.
Okay, I know.
>> Skylar (11:44):
I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and call you a liar. I mean, I'm gonna
trust you.
>> Cameron (11:48):
I'm just saying, first roll back at it.
>> Skylar (11:50):
That's true. That's true. I don't want all your luck and then
drop.
>> Cameron (11:54):
What it doesn't.
>> Skylar (11:55):
Super, super.
>> Cameron (11:57):
17. 11.
>> Skylar (11:59):
Okay.
>> Cameron (12:00):
12.
>> Skylar (12:00):
12. Okay. 11 and 12. I'd say you guys. I
mean, like I said, you guys notice that there's
definitely something off around here and you can't quite
place it. But like I said, you definitely notice that it's really
quiet and eerily so for a
residential district. 17.
Dave, you notice that the
people that live in the area have
(12:23):
all their windows closed up. If they have
any kind of shutters or anything like that, those have all been kind
of locked up. And
I think you even catch somebody in the
process of like, reaching over, grabbing the
window, blinds or whatever the case, closing
them on up or lowering them down. and maybe a couple of them
(12:44):
kind of like stare at you guys as they, as they do this, and their
eyes get a little bit wide, and then they close those up. Little
sauce. Quinn, you notice
in one of the clear, more abandoned
buildings, there is what looks
like a city guard who is standing up in
the window and he is holding a
crossbow.
>> Cameron (13:05):
Where?
>> Skylar (13:07):
So there's like a building that you know to
be abandoned in your, like, neighborhood area.
He's. He's up on like a second.
>> Cameron (13:14):
Or.
>> Skylar (13:14):
I know him maybe.
Yeah, possibly. no, I. I mean,
if you want to know him, you come up with a name. If you feel like you
know this guy, then, yeah, absolutely. Just give me a
name.
>> Cameron (13:27):
so hard coming. Put a random name up top your head.
>> Skylar (13:30):
This is my life Tran
trishoneah.
>> Cameron (13:33):
Rush. Rush on.
>> Skylar (13:34):
Oh, rush on.
>> Cameron (13:35):
Yeah. Yeah.
>> Skylar (13:36):
Okay. Yeah. It's Rashan up in the window
holding a crossbow.
>> Cameron (13:40):
Who else could it be?
>> Skylar (13:41):
It's got toa be Rashan. No one else but Rashan
has a crossbow quite like that. A, crossbow
grip, specifically.
>> Cameron (13:49):
Yeah. Ah, he does have a really nice crossbow grip.
>> Skylar (13:51):
He holds them with the best of them.
Okay. that's what you see.
>> Cameron (13:57):
That's unusual.
>> Skylar (13:58):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (14:00):
Don't see a lot of people in town. I'm gonna tell these guys.
Hey, I, know that there's an abandoned building. I
don't want you to draw attention to it.
>> Skylar (14:08):
Don't look at that.
>> Cameron (14:09):
Don't. Don't look that. Turn your heads. Don't turn your heads. I
don't know the word. I haven't ever heard the word for his
name, but I know who that is.
>> Skylar (14:18):
Rashon. You know Rashon?
>> Cameron (14:20):
Yeah, but I've never heard his name. I'm a king cre.
So you can't say his name. I'm trying to tell these.
Know. You.
>> Skylar (14:27):
You already.
>> Cameron (14:28):
You've already said you've only
read his name. Only read. I've only read it. I've never heard
it.
>> Skylar (14:34):
Oh. I thought you explicitly said in your character that you'd
heard McGriddle talk so, much.
>> Cameron (14:38):
I did, but this guy is well long
after him being dead, so. I know.
>> Skylar (14:43):
So this guy's too new for you to know? I know
exactly his name.
>> Cameron (14:47):
I just can't say his name because I've never heard, Interesting. I
know of him.
>> Skylar (14:51):
Yeah. I'm just saying, you've seen reports
of Rashan and his amazing
crossbow grip.
>> Cameron (14:58):
That's his name. That's his name. Like, I know who he is. We'll give him a
name.
>> Skylar (15:01):
Okay.
>> Cameron (15:02):
I don't. Technically, I can't say it.
>> Skylar (15:04):
Okay. Okay. That's interesting.
>> Cameron (15:06):
I'm just. Read it.
>> Skylar (15:07):
Yeah. Okay.
>> Cameron (15:08):
So I can't really say his name. Never heard. I've just read
it, but, you know, he's got a crossbo. He's on the.
He's on the. He's up in the window over
there. I don't know if I should go look and see what's
going on or what you guys think, but it's very, very
odd. I just think for. For
in the game would be. I mean, obviously they know what
(15:29):
his name is, but.
>> Skylar (15:30):
Right.
>> Cameron (15:31):
Cause some confusion.
>> Skylar (15:32):
Yeah, yeah. Okay. That's right.
>> Cameron (15:33):
For the fun things. Which window?
Yeah, it's gonna be, It's gonna be behind you
and you point at it for me. No, no, I
can't. It's gonna be, like, right behind you,
like 10 o'clock behind you. I turn around and
point at that window.
>> Skylar (15:48):
Okay, that one.
And just as you do this,
almost an entire, like, SWAT team
worth of guards start flooding out from the various
alleyways. And one of them rushes
over and grabs Feather
McGregor and starts to push
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you down onto the ground.
>> Cameron (16:11):
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
>> Skylar (16:12):
I got. Right, I got. He says, Fathather McGregor,
you are under arrest. You have the right to
remain silent. Anything you say can
and will be used against you in the court of
law. You have the right to talk to a
lawyer for advice before we ask you any
questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with
you during questioning. If you cannot afford
(16:35):
a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before
any questioning if you wish, unless you decide
to answer any questions now without
a lawyer present. You, have the right to stop
answering at any time.
>> Cameron (16:49):
Roick'nna lean over toito. He's gonna go,
wow. jarging was really lazy when designing BO
voices in this world.
>> Skylar (16:56):
Oh, yeah. All the guards are just gonna have, like.
There's a couple of, like, slight iterations.
>> Cameron (17:03):
And you know what? I would. I would. I wouldn't critique
it if it was a normal campaign, but since this
campaign was made by a God and it's in a pocket
dimension. So he clearly just designed all of his
guards with the same voice.
>> Skylar (17:15):
The same voice, yeah.
>> Cameron (17:16):
So it's definitely just lazy writing on.
>> Skylar (17:18):
His part, whatever the case. Yeah, they
are. I mean, they. They grab your hands. I don't know if you,
like, are complying. Kind of
like, just roll with it. I don't think
they necessarily would knock you all the way to the ground unless they
start feeling you push back,
resist.
>> Cameron (17:36):
How many of them are there?
>> Skylar (17:37):
Like, a SWAT team'worth so I don't know, like,
12?
>> Cameron (17:41):
And is there attention solely on Feather McGregor
that. I don't know. Some of his compatriots might
be able to slip away or they
have labeled us as accomplices.
>> Skylar (17:52):
Yeah, I think. I think they're pretty just focused on Feather
McGregor at the point they definitely pushed you guys out
of the way somewhat violently. but they re
right now they're grabbing Feather McGregor and
they're starting to put shackles on his
winged, arms appendages.
>> Cameron (18:08):
They're doing what?
>> Skylar (18:10):
They're putting shackles on you?
>> Cameron (18:11):
What am I being arrested for?
>> Skylar (18:13):
The judge will read forth your,
>> Cameron (18:15):
You got tell me what I'm being arrested for.
>> Skylar (18:18):
Do they have to tell you what you're being arrested for? At the time?
>> Cameron (18:20):
Yes.
>> Skylar (18:21):
I'm asking Cameron because his dad's a cop. I feel like he.
>> Cameron (18:23):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (18:24):
Oh, do they really? Yeah, this is.
>> Cameron (18:25):
Can't arrest someone for that. well, I mean, technically, this
again, that's our police system. This
fictional world can do whatever the heck they want't. I don't know their
rules, but in our system, yeah, you're supposed to know what you're
being arrested.
>> Skylar (18:38):
All right, fine. little sauce. we are arresting
you for five counts of felony murder, one count of first degree
armed robbery, one count of first degree theft,
and one count of trespassing.
>> Cameron (18:49):
Don't forget arson. Huh?
Nothing.
>> Skylar (18:53):
If you guys know what's good for you, you better get out of here.
>> Cameron (18:55):
This is all misunderstanding. What
was my boss's name?
>> Skylar (19:00):
I don't think we, we just call them chief.
>> Cameron (19:02):
Yeah, take me to the chief.
>> Skylar (19:04):
I can't do that right now.
>> Cameron (19:05):
They wouldn't know.
>> Skylar (19:06):
Yeah, I was gonna say. Well, they assume the police chief. Well, we're gonna
take you to the police precinct, that's for sure.
>> Cameron (19:11):
All right, well, be on the way.
>> Skylar (19:13):
All right. As they load you into the police
cart, which, of course, is painted blue and
has, like, bars on the windows, you see,
you guys all probably see this in the background. You can see
them leading away the horse and
cart that you guys stole from
the Pendleton estate, which I, as far as
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you guys had told me, was parked at Feather McGregor's
house.
>> Cameron (19:37):
Wait, why? Oh, that's where we left it.
that's funny.
>> Skylar (19:40):
I listened back, actually, to be fair, for those listening,
because I think this is extra funny, I explicitly, without
context, messaged our group chat where
we discuss this stuff and remind each other. And I said, hey, where
did you guys, leave that horse carriage you guys stole from
the Pendleton estate? And I think. I don't remember who it was, but somebody
entered. pretty sure we just parked it at, Littleil
Sauce'house And I was like, yeah, that's. That's what I
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thought.
>> Cameron (20:04):
Did not faintd that one through.
Anyone could have parked it there. Not in my car.
>> Skylar (20:09):
Ah, there's thinking. Like the lawyer.
>> Cameron (20:12):
We've been framed. Exactly.
Anyways, I'm just gonna wave bye bye. I
Same. Better him than us, right?
>> Skylar (20:19):
Yeah, they. They all. They haul him in, and then
all of them start to head out to head back to the
precinct.
>> Cameron (20:26):
Guys, I think we'renna need to find a new,
npc. Companion?
>> Skylar (20:43):
Well, I mean our one.
Least one. Oh, here's what it is, is that Rashan is
coming down from his spot on the balcony and
he kind of like steps out and he's just like, oh man,
they left me again. Now I had to
walk back and I don't even get paid overtime for
that.
>> Cameron (21:01):
Wait a minute. How much money did he have?
The same as us. We split it five
ways. But he also had his money from his
business. I thought you left that in his house.
Yeah. Maybe we should go back to the houseeah. I think we should go back
to the house. That's where the good stuff waroned off with
police tape and whatnot. M There's nothing police
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tape can't hold back. Hopefully they haven't found the,
underground fridge of semen.
>> Skylar (21:27):
Allgh. So you guys head back to the familiar
house and the positive side is, is
that, I think the thought might cross your mind that oh crap, we don't
have the key. but thankfully the door is wide open.
And as you step inside, the place seems to have been torn
apart. a lot of stuff seems to be
missing, including, the various
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horse paintings, the horse picture
books, all my picture books, all of your horse
picture books. And even worse yet,
as you guys make your way down to the cooling cellar
where L Sauce kept his sauces,
your special secret sauces are
also missing.
>> Cameron (22:06):
All 12 jars.
>> Skylar (22:08):
All 12 jars. And the
associated clipboards with horse
information.
>> Cameron (22:13):
What about the giant wheel of cheese?
>> Skylar (22:16):
Not missing. Yes,
but you see multiple white
spots that suggest mold on it.
>> Cameron (22:25):
That just means it taste better. That's flavor you just got.
>> Skylar (22:28):
You just got to cut around them.
>> Cameron (22:29):
I'm just. I hold up the wheel of cheese and go. We
haven't lost anything of value.
Well, so technically with me being getting in with
people before, I wouldn't
necessari. I've been arrested many times. cool,
right? Would I. Wouldn't you be safe
to.
>> Skylar (22:48):
I think usually, I mean, if anything, you're sort of like a
secret police department, right? So
you'sent undercover, which we have established
in like a criminal organization, and then a bust
happens, but usually they're aware, oh, there's a blank
space agent there when they do the bus. So
they come in, they already know who you are,
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and then they don't arrest you. They just arrest the people that are
actual criminals. There is a note that is on the
door and it says, by order of the police
department, we declare an arrest
on Feather McGregor, also known as
Little Sauce and like quotation marks little
is Will Lil. That's what I said.
>> Cameron (23:28):
They put little.
>> Skylar (23:30):
No put paper and M. An apostrophe after
the L. The second L I'm piss. And
it says if you are an associate of little sauce
and you wish to file.
What is it called? Bail or make bail or post bail.
There we go. Post bail. you can do so at. And then it's
just the police office
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of mediumv Bille and it has the.
>> Cameron (23:52):
Address on there he is bail.
Yeah, he hasn't even gone
to court yet.
>> Skylar (23:59):
His hearing is tomorrow. That's also a
P's. His hearing is
tomorrow. I. Look, I did so much research
on like the court, like an actual court
case and like that stuff in there. I didn't
look up a lot of the like pre stuff. Okay,
so we're just rolling with how this works.
>> Cameron (24:18):
Yeah, that sounds expensive. Just saying
I really wanted level up. So, what do we have for funds
anyways? Hopefully his bailed isn't more than that. I
mean, I think I could get a couple thousand
hundreds for this wheel of cheese. I
think they would probably pay
us to dispose of the cheese.
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Money's money. Wait, where
did where deks go? I think you took
off when those that SWAT team showed up. Oh, yeah, he
just disappeared. Oh no, we
lost his funds as wellably. Went to go take that one
guy's spot in the tower and he's
brooding up there.
>> Skylar (24:56):
Oh yeah. So what's the plan?
>> Cameron (24:59):
Well, should we ask around to see where this court hearing
is and maybe figure out what
our number to beat is and then figure out
from there whether or not we even bother with
what's the face. I say we cut our
losses. You know, if he's
taking the fall for all of us, we might as
well just like, I don't know, get more
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money. And I mean if we get more
money now, we could maybe post his
bail and then he could meet up with us. But we need
more money anyways. This is
gonna set us back. it could be a while before we get
back to the upper side of wherever this dimension
is. All right, let me make a list the
pros and cons of getting involved in
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this mess. Well, did anybody find his money
Here. can I look? Can I roll?
>> Skylar (25:51):
Yeah, yeah, roll investigation.
1313. you find what you
assum to be kind of like a safe of some kind or like some kind
of a lockbox maybe? And pretty. It's pretty
wiped out. It empty?
>> Cameron (26:02):
Oh, they opened it.
>> Skylar (26:03):
Well, either they opened it or he just had it on him.
Because I think when he cashed in everything from his
stuff.
>> Cameron (26:09):
The safe'open yeah.
>> Skylar (26:11):
Oh, okay. Yeah.
>> Cameron (26:12):
yeah, the safe's empty, so, unless if he has
somewhere else. He hadid money in here. I think he had
it on him. Maybe it's in the cheese. You
should eat it all and see if there's any. Say less.
And I just start eating the cheese.
>> Skylar (26:26):
All right, you start eating the cheese, and tomorrow we'll
see the results of such a thing.
>> Cameron (26:30):
Was. Wait, but was there money in it?
>> Skylar (26:33):
no, there's no money in the cheese. No, but you do eat
up all the bits of molds as well.
>> Cameron (26:38):
I eat around those.
>> Skylar (26:39):
Oh, you eat around those. Well, then you haven't eaten all the cheese.
>> Cameron (26:42):
All that's left is just the moldy bits.
>> Skylar (26:44):
Yeah, he said eat all the cheeseuse what
if.
>> Cameron (26:48):
And I hold up the most swiss
of wheeled cheese you
could possibly be. Be like, it's empty. I've
never been a fan of cheese myself. I'm more of a rat guy.
>> Skylar (27:00):
Alght. So are you guys. What did you guys. Are you gonna stay?
Are you just gonna sleep through the night and then
deal with this tomorrow?
>> Cameron (27:08):
Why? It's still like 11:00am or do.
>> Skylar (27:10):
You want to go deal with it now? That's what I'm asking.
>> Cameron (27:12):
Okay, here's another idea. It could be a stupid
one. If you say no, we say no. We wait till
later tonight, we just bust him out. that's kind of
what I was thinking. Or we could go easy. It's
free. I have an idea, though. You see,
we could also kill him. Well, no. Well,
that is one out. We could kill him, and that way the
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evidence dies with him. We can't leave
the guy. He might. He might
squeal on us. Yeah, he might squeal on us. He'll
tell, them everything they wantna know. He's also a
valuable resource. He knows the way around this
town. I'm sure there's other people who know,
but, yes, his connections are probably
more underground and
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more illegal than others, which what
connections even have anyways? Well, he knew
the chief of police, for one. Yeah, we don't know what
he did. I mean, he was always h. I don't know what
he did. He owned a little sauce business, and
he sold the little sauce business. And he
has all that money with him. So for all we
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know, our compatriot is a
unemployed bum with a lot
of money on him currently.
And all that money's probably gonna go
right into evidence. But you
know, say we become his legal
team. Mmm. M. Yeah,
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that might give us a chance to scope out, the
police station, for one.
The. Maybe the police station. If they have
some sort of evidence room. Think
of all the good stuff that could be in there. Yeah, he could
very well be our inside man so that we can
pull a heist during his hearing.
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Self help me if we end up going to court and
lo campaign or
also, figure out who the
judges are around these parts in case we need to
put some pressure on him. So do we start
by, visiting our friend at the, police
station to scoop the place out. And
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once it's to our liking, we can maybe fess up
as his legal team if we want to go that route.
Otherwise, we can seek out some weak points and
just break them out tonight. First, I think
we need to make a stop at the courthouse.
Why? Well, if we're gonna be
alegalty, we gotta have the right
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papers. And I could make said
papers if I get a good look
at what we're working with.
Okay. To the guardouse, go
into the clerk's office.
One of you guys distract them. I
sneak in, I grab
paperwork, sneak out. I'd
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say that sounds like a good plan to start with.
Sure. I don't care.
>> Skylar (30:07):
All right, so you guys head down to.
So the courthouse itself
is located in
the, different. Different
district. It'd be the
asgardia district, which is kind of the big, posh,
hoity toi Right
area. And so you. It takes you guys a little bit to
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get there. Not super long. Maybe like 30min, 15
to 30 minutes. You know, c. Because you guys are on foot
anyway. You get there, and
it's a big, sprawling, fancy, you know, very
classic, super nice place,
obviously. Right. It'it's. Exactly what you'd imagine
as far as a, big, fancy
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courthouse would go. So you obviously go up the steps,
big stone steps. You go into the big, massive
double doors, and obviously
there's guards there, and they ask you for
your weapons if you're going inside.
excuse me there, guys. just before you go inside, we're gonna add
to check you for your weapons, if there's anything
that you would like to just, hand over,
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make this a whole lot easier. We can hold on to those,
and then we won't assume that you have a, mal intent
of any kind.
Be u much appreciated.
>> Cameron (31:24):
naturally. Naturally. Here
are my, accreturements.
Accurementss.
>> Skylar (31:31):
Allgh. And I'm guessing you are, in fact,
handing them Over.
>> Cameron (31:35):
I hand over myoutrements, meaning your
weapons.
>> Skylar (31:38):
I just want to clarify because I don't want to have a situation where you guys
walking. You're like, yeah, I totally didn't give him the dagger. Like, you gotta tell me.
>> Cameron (31:44):
I gave him. I give him all my weap.
>> Skylar (31:46):
All your weapons. Okay, Dave?
>> Cameron (31:48):
Yes.
>> Skylar (31:49):
Okay.
>> Cameron (31:49):
Keido will hand over a glaive and a
crossbow and apparently a Helm of the
Minotaur.
>> Skylar (31:55):
The hell? Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about the Helm of the Minotaur. That
thing's cool. All right, fantastics. You hand those over, they give you a
quick pat down. They don't find any further weapons on
you guys, and you guys are let inside. You
step inside is a very nice stone tiled
floor. there's a. Because this room is so big,
there's like a heavy echo whenever you guys stepped.
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And you guys have kind of like this sort of front
secretarial desk. There's a very angry
looking dragonborn
woman who's sitting behind this
front desk. Administrative desk.
And she just kind of, like, is looking at you over a pair
of spectacles, kind of glaring at you with some
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narrow eyes, as if she's waiting for you to
approach.
>> Cameron (32:40):
Is this something where
Kido might use his ability as a.
Well, maybe he'll save that, because I'm sure there will
be other times, but he does have the ability to
grovel, cower, and beg to give
his, allies advantage.
>> Skylar (32:56):
I don't know. I'm kind of curious how this plays.
>> Cameron (32:59):
Out, but he can only do that once per rest,
so w. There's more than one
opportunity to grovel, cower, or bag.
>> Skylar (33:07):
Got it.
>> Cameron (33:07):
I're gonna need to select that with discretion.
>> Skylar (33:10):
Sure, sure.
>> Cameron (33:11):
Fair enough.
>> Skylar (33:12):
That's. That's an interesting ability to be able to do
once a day. in the meantime, I mean, what are you
guys doing?
>> Cameron (33:19):
Hello, madam.
>> Skylar (33:21):
Hello. Yes. How can
I be of service to you?
>> Cameron (33:28):
We'd like some legal papers.
>> Skylar (33:33):
Okay. Which particular
legal forms are you looking
to fill out?
>> Cameron (33:40):
We're part of the Blah blah Law legal team.
>> Skylar (33:44):
Goblin Bird Gold.
>> Cameron (33:47):
Goblin Bird kg.
>> Skylar (33:49):
The KGB legal team.
>> Cameron (33:50):
KGB legal team, huh? That's so much better.
>> Skylar (33:53):
Oh, man. Okay, well, you guys are. Okay, so the
ca. the KGB legal
team. I'm unfamiliar. Are you
a new firm? Are you looking for business
paperwork to become an established
firm in the city?
>> Cameron (34:10):
Sure thing. I give her a big thumbs
up.
>> Skylar (34:13):
All right, Here is the
form. Here is the form you
will need to fill out once you're
finished. I will need to see your
licenses to practice law
in the city.
>> Cameron (34:30):
Then what happens?
>> Skylar (34:31):
Then we will file your paperwork and it
is usually three to
four business weeks before
you will get your official firm
licenseure.
>> Cameron (34:44):
What does that look like?
>> Skylar (34:46):
It's a certificate that shows
that you are allowed to run a
firm in the city.
>> Cameron (34:54):
That sounds pretty neat.
>> Skylar (34:56):
Sure.
>> Cameron (34:58):
what is this? Do you have those here?
>> Skylar (35:01):
Yes, but they have to be filled
out by a representative.
>> Cameron (35:07):
Yeah. After the three to four days of.
>> Skylar (35:09):
Well, that's part of the processing time.
Yes, Three, four business weeks.
>> Cameron (35:16):
Weeks. Oh, to clarify,
that's government work, huh?
>> Skylar (35:21):
Yes.
>> Cameron (35:22):
Do we need to establish ourselves as a firm
or can we run as independently
licensed defense attorneys?
Can't anyone be an attorney?
>> Skylar (35:33):
As long as you have your licenseure,
then I suppose, yes, anyone can hire
you because your
licensure is already pre
established with the city.
>> Cameron (35:46):
So it's like making a business. Yes.
You U are you the one who fills out the
form once. Once we fill it out, the one who approves
it.
>> Skylar (35:56):
I check it before I send it
to the heads of state who then
approve.
>> Cameron (36:04):
I'm also a part time minister. I was
just wondering if I could look at the.
The recent wedding
filings.
>> Skylar (36:13):
Of course. And she like turns in her
chair and she has like a. Like a filing cabinet.
She pulls out a shelf of it. She starts her
claws, her dragonborn claws kind of
likees. She files through these
papers and then she pulls out a thing and
she hands it to you. And it is a list of the
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various marriages.
How, how recent did you did you say?
>> Cameron (36:39):
Well, just. No, I just said the recent like the
recent official. Like it's all marriages like
marriage and stuff. It's all like public record. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Just any of them. I just want to
see what the official
stamp or what?
>> Skylar (36:54):
Oh, kind of seals like the The what, what is it
called? What's a person notary and like a notary stamp or something?
Yeah, okay. Okay, sounds good. Yeah. She plops a
big old file down and she's like these are the last
marriages of the marriages from the last
month. Feel free to peruse at the
table overonder. and there's like a little. Just standing
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table. Although for you. O shoot, you
guys are all short. Maybe it's not so much of standing.
There's chairs next to it, you guys. Those
like bar chairs. Yeah, there you go.
So anyway, you take it over and you, you pop it open and
sure enough, yeah, you can see the big stamp
of official mark from the heads
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of State what that looks like.
>> Cameron (37:37):
I will take a moment to study the stamp
and the notary signature. You take it over
there. Yeah. I'm over at the desk, you know,
kicking my legs on this. The stool.
>> Skylar (37:49):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (37:49):
I'm still at the counter.
>> Skylar (37:51):
As you are looking at
the stamp, you feel like you've got a
pretty good, like, memorized idea
of the stamp itself.
>> Cameron (38:02):
Okay. I take some notes on
whatever. What it looks like. Yeah,
absolutely. Actually, I check and see if
she's looking at me.
>> Skylar (38:12):
if anything, she's a little bit more distracted by Roick.
>> Cameron (38:15):
Can I see over the counter?
>> Skylar (38:17):
Sure. well, no, because you're.
>> Cameron (38:19):
I'm gonna bring up, a. I'm gonna grab one of those stools. Just
try and check this lady out. Or I'm going toa grab one of those
stools and I'm goingna drag it very
loudly. It's.
It'snna be pausing as I stop to catch my
breath and I start pulling it again. I'm pulling it up
to the counter.
>> Skylar (38:39):
Okay.
>> Cameron (38:40):
And, then I hop up on top of that.
>> Skylar (38:42):
She says, can I be a
further assistance for you?
>> Cameron (38:48):
I hold that thought and I jump back down
off the chair and m. I go and grab
a second stool and I start dragging that
very loudly.
>> Skylar (39:02):
And then as you bring it up. Are you getting on it when
you bring it up?
>> Cameron (39:06):
Yeah, but before I do, I'm going toa grab keto and Kto is
going to jump on the second one close to me and I'm gonna say,
tall for me. And he. Then, Rog's goingna
jump up onto the thing and just give her a big
smile. My friend here was wanting
to become a, he made some mean
keab and he wants to sell them locally in
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his, food truck. And he start filling out some
paperworks for that. Tell her all about what you're gonna have in
your store here. O. Yes,
I have a secret sauce.
it's in honor of a friend of mine who
was recently incarcerated wrongly.
And so every penny we
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earn towards him will be. Will go towards his bail,
which, while I have you, could you tell
me what that bail might be said at?
>> Skylar (39:56):
Well, it really depends on the
crimes. It can range anywhere
from 10 gold pieces
for something minor all the way up
to. I heard one
recently for a serial killer was
about 500 gold pieces.
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Ah.
>> Cameron (40:16):
okay. Well, do you have records
on the upcoming hearingsuse? I
believe his
sentencing or his
affidavit said his hearing is tomorrow.
>> Skylar (40:30):
Oh, you want hearings for tomorrow?
Let Me see if they've come in.
And she turns around and then she
again, like, goes through all her papers and stuff
like that. And then she pulls out one folder
and she sets it down in front of you. And she
says she has one section that's kind of clipped together.
And she says, this is the section for this
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coming week. There was
one that came in
earlier this morning.
>> Cameron (41:01):
I think his name's M.
McGrido.
>> Skylar (41:05):
Are you asking me to find it for
you?
>> Cameron (41:08):
McGregor? McGregor? Yes.
If it's not too much of an inconvenience,
madam.
>> Skylar (41:16):
And she looks down and she starts flipping through it, and under her
breath, you're pretty sure you're here, say, darn
our illiterates. And, she says,
oh, well, that just so happens to be the
one that was brought in this morning.
And she sets it down in front of you.
>> Cameron (41:33):
And what do I perceive?
>> Skylar (41:35):
Yes. so basically it mentions those,
those charges that I read earlier. And it
talks about his hearing, which is tomorrow morning,
and it mentions bale is set at
500 gold pieces.
>> Cameron (41:48):
Keto glances at the dollar figure and how
much is the. Is pleasantly surprised.
But just to keep face the
lady, he is going to retort, wow, that's gonna be
a lot of Euroes.
>> Skylar (42:03):
What am I selling, gold? Oh, oh, kebabs.
>> Cameron (42:05):
Kebabs, yes. That's gonna be a lot of lot.
Bos.
>> Skylar (42:09):
Oh, that's a lot of kebabs. O boy, he's
got a sol. Okay, sorry.
>> Cameron (42:13):
I don't know why I'm doing that. Does he notice,
Roick making any headway with his
distraction?
>> Skylar (42:20):
Yeah. What are you doing?
>> Cameron (42:21):
I was going to use my
invisible mag chan to just start
poking around all the files in the back.
>> Skylar (42:30):
Okay.
>> Cameron (42:30):
See if I can grab a random file on
the law office, like some.
>> Skylar (42:37):
Sort of legal aspects or something like that. Here's what
I'll say. I think you. You see
when she takes out the one that talks about all the
upcoming court hearings.
>> Cameron (42:47):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (42:48):
You just assume that maybe one of the nearby
folders would have what you're looking
for.
>> Cameron (42:54):
Yeah.
>> Skylar (42:54):
So roll me a sleight of hand check and
it'll be, I mean, your ledger, domain mage, hand
thing or whatever works with you or whatever.
>> Cameron (43:02):
11.
>> Skylar (43:03):
You grab it and you start lifting it, and
then all of a sudden it falls. It slips out of the
hand just before it gets to you. And she, like, looks over and
she sees that it's open, and she's like, oh, I shouldn't leave
that open. It made a mess. I must
have had it Sitting on the edge of the shelf.
Very odd. Sorry about that.
>> Cameron (43:23):
Yeah. I thought I felt the draft in here.
>> Skylar (43:26):
Yes, the breeze.
>> Cameron (43:29):
Is there a window in here?
>> Skylar (43:31):
Sure, yeah, there is. There has to be.
>> Cameron (43:34):
Now, precariously large
objects, at the top of the shelf right above
her that may or may have
not fall on her, as she's going to pick up
said files.
>> Skylar (43:46):
Yes, there is.
she keeps a lot of plants.
>> Cameron (43:52):
Oh.
>> Skylar (43:53):
So she has like. Like a little bonzsai
tree.
>> Cameron (43:56):
As ah, she is bending over and picking up his stuff.
Ro'gonna look over at keeping a sh
I. And he's pointing at the plant.
Okay. He's getting. He's not e.
And, ror's gonna take his maych which of minde you is still
invisible.
>> Skylar (44:12):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (44:12):
You's just gonna move it up to the plane and just give it a shel.
>> Skylar (44:15):
Oh, no. I mean, it comes down and it hits
the ground and the pot shatters. And she goes,
oh, no. What a mess.
Now I have a
significant mess to clean up.
>> Cameron (44:30):
I'll help you with that, ma'am.
>> Skylar (44:32):
No, please.
>> Cameron (44:33):
Not please.
>> Skylar (44:34):
behind the counter. Please.
I've got it.
>> Cameron (44:38):
I feel responsible for having you
look over that. Let me help you, please. And I jump over the
cup.
>> Skylar (44:45):
Sir, sir, do not make me
call the guards. You are not allowed
by y.
>> Cameron (44:51):
What are you doing? I'm going to shake my head
or motion to roke
get out of here. Go find something
useful. Royik has no idea what yet useful
stuff he could find. So he just, hops off
the stool and he goes running out into
the hallway. And he believes he saw a broom
closet as he was walking by.
>> Skylar (45:13):
Sure.
>> Cameron (45:13):
So he's going to run to the said brom closet and see if
he can find anything to help clean up the mess.
>> Skylar (45:18):
Find a broom in it in a dust panin.
>> Cameron (45:21):
This is what I was looking for.
>> Skylar (45:22):
I figured his the most common thing in the broom
closet, that's for sure.
>> Cameron (45:27):
Bucket.
>> Skylar (45:28):
Okay.
>> Cameron (45:29):
And he comes running in with
a mopin bucket and pushes past
the little swinging door that's on the side of her
desk. And he pushes. He goes, I've got the thing
to help manam. And he, like, as he comes
around the corner, he clumsily, but also
on purposely crashes the carp and
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water starts ewing.
>> Skylar (45:53):
Oh, my God.
>> Cameron (45:54):
And he falls with it. And now he's rolling
around in the water going, oh, no.
Oh. And he's like, standing up and slipping. He's like,
ah, no. He's like. Like little
shocks of electricity are going on the water. And he's like,
oh, don't come this wayah. It hurts.
>> Skylar (46:11):
So.
>> Cameron (46:13):
What are you.
>> Skylar (46:14):
Let's jump back over today.
>> Cameron (46:16):
Ye.
>> Skylar (46:17):
What's maki doing?
>> Cameron (46:19):
He's gone ahead and made
a, forgery of the seal.
>> Skylar (46:24):
Oh, okay.
>> Cameron (46:24):
And the signaturerona like a different piece of paper just
to refer to later.
>> Skylar (46:29):
Yeah, absolutely. All right. You have successfully
done that. You. You are all set to go, assuming that's, I
mean, the last thing that you needed to do.
>> Cameron (46:37):
And he finally comes out of his forgery
mindset to turn around the sea.
>> Skylar (46:41):
Yeah. of just an absolute mess of two
people doing, like, a classic comedy
scene involving slippery
spaces. Like, they're just falling all over each other.
This lady is. I can't say yelling because she mostly
just mumbles everything, but she's. She
seems about as, like, crazed as a person
who's, like, that could possibly seem.
>> Cameron (47:04):
man, please, please, please don't cast judgment on
us. Only a judge can cast judgment.
>> Skylar (47:09):
Are you doing.
>> Cameron (47:10):
Are you doing your.
>> Skylar (47:11):
Are you doing your groveling? I feel this sounds like you're doing your
groveling move.
>> Cameron (47:15):
I was it actually leading towards a
leading question, but, yeah, I can call it as
gravel, cower and bank.
>> Skylar (47:22):
What do you. What do you.
>> Cameron (47:25):
You can't cast judgment on us. Only a judge can cast
judgment on us.
>> Skylar (47:28):
I know why.
>> Cameron (47:30):
Thinkaking of judges who. Who
would be a judge that would be casting judgment,
perhaps even on our friend
McGregoriving hours ra towards
the paper she gave you.
>> Skylar (47:42):
And she says it says on the paper,
sir, papers.
>> Cameron (47:46):
O speaking.
>> Skylar (47:47):
Get behind the couc.
>> Cameron (47:48):
Speaking of papers, your papers are gonna get wet. And
I understand Quick you don grab them any
point. And I and aur roic points at the papers
that I knocked over that the water is
slowly moving toward.
>> Skylar (48:01):
Did done. Dun, dun, dun.
>> Cameron (48:04):
yeah, Keido is going to take the initiative and just grab the
papers and throw them. It's looking like full 52 card
pickup saved from back
over the counted towards Maki. I
saved the day. Maki'gonna
walk over then and, gather up some of these
papers crouched down on the other side. And it's
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gonna find one with, like, I don't know,
actually filled out one for, like, a law fir or
something.
>> Skylar (48:30):
Oh, okay. Okay. Roll. you're trying to steal it?
Yeah, yeah.
>> Cameron (48:34):
He's gonna try to locate it and then slip
it under the paperwork on the counter.
>> Skylar (48:40):
Oh, okay.
>> Cameron (48:40):
That. She gave us that. Oh, yeah.
>> Skylar (48:44):
Oh, the ones that you alreadyosed to fill out. Yeah, Y. Yeah, okay.
Okay.
>> Cameron (48:48):
The ones were yeah, Rol.
>> Skylar (48:49):
Given roll a quick sleight of hand.
>> Cameron (48:51):
That's only a six. I'm going to continue to
grovel, cower, and beg. Okay, man, I'm so
sorry.
>> Skylar (48:57):
Is this. Is this a mood you yet to.
>> Cameron (48:59):
Do something for, like, a kobld
trait action or RA Actually gives
one party member advantage on their next
chec.
>> Skylar (49:09):
Okay, so, yeah, do it. Do it with advantage in your sleight of hand
since she's distracted by his groveling. that's a lot
better.
>> Cameron (49:15):
18.
>> Skylar (49:15):
Hey. All right. You as. As
ke over there begging and
pleading for this woman to forgive them. You
deftly slide this paper under your
other papers. Probably, I don't know. Let's say you grab,
like, three or something. Three different. I don't know, forms
of some kind. You go. You can find
out later, but the one that you're looking for is definitely
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one of them. and yetah, you have a successful
little stack that unless someone was really
looking close, they wouldn't notice that there were more papers than were
necessary for this form.
>> Cameron (49:48):
As that is happening, Roke's gonna be like, oh,
sorry, ma'am. I'll get this bucket and mop out
of here quick.
>> Skylar (49:54):
And as.
>> Cameron (49:55):
As he does, he goes and he slips
right into the cart. and he slides into
the. He flips into the car head first and
slides directly into the wall.
Mai isnna take the paperwork
and get out of here before security shows up? Ah.
>> Skylar (50:16):
All right. Are you two also fleeing the scene
now that you've done your diligence?
>> Cameron (50:22):
Trying my best. he might have the, Kido
might have to wheel me out headfirst in this bucket.
Out.
>> Skylar (50:30):
I, If you're fine with that. That works for me.
>> Cameron (50:32):
The lady is sufficiently
distracted. He will
push Roke and himself and make a
expeditious exit.
>> Skylar (50:43):
All right. Sounds good. She u. she just
looks like. Absolutely just.
She's just done, right? Like she's. She
throws her hands up in the air as you guys wheel or.
Well, keto wheels. Roric off, and
then you guys, head out the door. Roick
is soaking wet. You head out the door, and the
gard is standing there ready to give you guys your stuff backag. And he sees you
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soaking wet, and he says, I'm sorry there a little
bud. I know a lot of trips here get pretty
emotional, and it can be difficult if,
If things don't get filed.
>> Cameron (51:16):
She took everything from.
>> Skylar (51:18):
I know. She can be pretty heartless. I
know. But I'm sorry. Here you go, here's your stuff
back. At least you got that.
>> Cameron (51:25):
You didn't take that from me too.
>> Skylar (51:27):
No, I wouldn't do that.
>> Cameron (51:29):
Bless your heart. So kind.
>> Skylar (51:31):
Oh, w. I know it's a
tough one, but you guys try to have a good day, all
right?
>> Cameron (51:37):
no walk out.
>> Skylar (51:38):
Okay.
>> Cameron (51:39):
I do want to point out about halfway through that
I realized Keto and, Roke are
once again terrorizing the elderly woman to
steal something from her. It's true's
true. Causing massive, massive may.
Massive mayhem and destruction. Because,
like the casino.
>> Skylar (51:58):
Yeah. Although they were kind of jerks as
well. And, All right, so with having gotten the
paperwork accomplished and everything like that, you guys
head out into the streets
hoping.
>> Cameron (52:10):
That you can mai. Did you.
I didn't see if you grabbed the papers we needed. Did you grab
one? Yeah. I hope you got more accomplished in there than we did.
I don't know what I just accomplished other than.
I mean, your paper throw was slick, but, like, we
didn't grab them. I hope Machki would. Oh,
I got em and nobody saw me grab
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em.
>> Skylar (52:32):
And with that, we will close out this
episode.
Thank you so much for listening to Criminals of Ila Numis,
a Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition actual play podcast
set in a homebrew world created by me, Skylar Gorsett.
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