Criminals of Isla Numus: A Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play - Episode 18 - JarJim's Level Up Arcade - Session Zero Heroes - A TTRPG Actual Play Podcast

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>> Skylar (00:10):
Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
stepped into a realm of my creation. A
ah, sprawling city filled with danger and
glory and most importantly, lots of
gold. I call it Isan
Numis. Who am I, you might ask?
The name is Jariv, and I'm the patron

(00:32):
deity of gambling. Long story
short, this group of idiots, or as
you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me that
they had what it took to make a mass trove of gold,
but left some of the key details
blank. So I filled them in myself.
I sent them to this pocket dimension into the

(00:52):
city I had created with with brand new
bodies they'd have to attune to. Can these
fools pass my test? Or will they be trapped
here forever? So experience
my world of trials and tribulations and
join alongside this posse of pitiful
people, or as I like to call them, the
criminals of Isan Numis.

(01:17):
In the criminal justice system, horse based
offenses are considered especially heinous. In
Ila Numis, the dedicated lawyers who prosecute these
vicious felonies are members of an elite squad
known as the special victim's defendants.
These are their stories. Dun d
welcome back everybody to another episode of Criminals of

(01:38):
Violin Numis where we tell probably
one of the very rare actual
play u criminal justice
u courtroom dramas that exist in this
world. I don't think there really are any other,
at least that I've heard of actual plays that have done
a court case. Actually, that's not true. Adventure Zone did
one, in their. In their original show at one

(02:00):
point. And it was. It was kind of more for like a
plot point, this one. I mean, it's a plot point, but it's pretty
legit. Like whatever happens to you guys is what
happens to you guys. More importantly, what happens
to little Sauce? And as
reminder, that's where we left off. Was lil sauce
you had been arrested. This Quinn over there in the corner.

(02:21):
That's Quinn in the corner. They can't see me. That's
right. That's Quinn in the
courtroom. watch it and kiss
her. No, we're singing two different songs.
De that good? Don't know. His night song is
better. Well, I don't know. He's in prison right now. Maybe he's doing the
kissing. Did I ever tell you guys that I was arrested once? and
my court case was very underwhelming? Was it? So I

(02:43):
wonder if this court will be as underwhelming as real court
was. O. I highly doubt I'm gonna
do my best to make that not missed our
jury, selection process, but it
was the opposite of
formal. That's right. Join me. Today
we got Dave. He's playing Machki.
Cameron to his left playing

(03:06):
Roick Fatty Lumpkins over in the
back, playing keto. We got
Quinn playing as I mentioned before, Lil
Sauce. And then of course to my right we've
got Jackson who you don't have your character sheet,
but he's playing Des. Yeah. You're still playing. He's got
a digital character sheet today. Yeah, I've lost my paper one.
Yeah, probably my fault. Actually. I'm gonna be honest with you.

(03:28):
I'm pretty sure it might be sitting in my. Yeah.
Storage room somewhere. It's been a minute. It's been a minute since
we sat down, but we have not forgotten the intense
craziness of last time that we left off at
where littleil sauce had been arrested and
the rest of you had managed to break into
sort of like a city hall and
gotten licensure to be lawyers

(03:51):
and represent your friend in court. You
guys had ended things
choosing your jury members. So the ones that
had been chosen, you had Sprout, who is a halfling.
He kind of made allusion to he wanted to be
involved in gang stuff. Willie Wilson
from he's the owner of Wilson's bait
bucket. And he mentioned the annual big

(04:13):
catch competition. But that's about all.
Felicity Feldar a cat folk
who didn't really say a whole lot to be honest with youa. You
have Serafina Nightshade. She's an enchantress
witch esque type person, who is
part of the battle waagn races. She mentioned
that, Ryan equest who is a

(04:33):
really handsome centaur dude. he definitely does
not like horse based crimes that both. That irks
him quite a bit. And last but not least, s Taylor
Swiftwing who was a female bluebird.
Eric Hara, who was really excited to get
to participate in the judicial system as a
jury member. She was just really stoked. This

(04:53):
is her first time ever sitting on the jury. She's just really, she's
really down with this experience. So, yeah, those
are your jury members. Let's jump back
into criminals of isa numz.
All right, so, you guys just finished up, picking their
jury members and I believe

(05:16):
at this point everybody would kind of be
dismissed. Obviously a little sauce would be being
taken back to the cell. And at
this point I think they moved you to an actual like cell. Not just
like a holding sale at the jail.
At the jail. It's a realil
holdulen sale. Do I have bedeet?
No. I should probably take those away. Yeah.

(05:38):
So you don't hang yourself. Good God, where is that
going before your
trial in two days? He's. All he's
been waiting for is. I wasn't gonna say it,
but camera would end. Just said it. So,
Dark. We did kind of reveal that his world
was not real. I'm glad I said no.
So he doesn't really have much to live for. Just to

(06:01):
clarify here. Just to clarify here. It's not that his world is
not real. It's just his world is not the big world
he thought it was. He actually has a lot to live for because he was
promised that if he helps us, he'll be able to go to our world.
Ascension. We promised him ascension. are we cult leaders? We
promise him. We have all read
and or seen Horton Hears a who.

(06:21):
We're the. Who's any less deserving of
just living on their. Their flower
and hanging out and doing their thing on a daily
basis and anyone else just because they were bigger? a wholeer
world. See, that's like asking if germs
deserve to be recognized. Some germs are good.
And do they deserve to be recognized as people? I
don't think so. People. But also I think they. There's

(06:44):
that one Reick and Morty episode where they had the mini world
inside. Also true. Inside the mini world. Yeah,
I mean, it was basically the same concept. Yeah. Did those people
have like. Yeah. Should they have to let. I think it was more of
the concept, that this world was just created by. For
no reason other than this guy. This God
is kind of a bad. Haven't you haven't explored his reasoning

(07:04):
yet? yeah. He said you lost a bell or something. He won
bet ha on/Weiss no, but he said
it's literally just in his pocket. We're nothing
more than pocket lent to him. To
him. To him. Yeah.
Other like, we're not even like. Yeah, I guess, maybe. But,
you know, where's your kindness of your fellow

(07:25):
Isa Numis? That one out the window when I met these guys.
where. Whatever the case, this has been an interesting meet with
our client. I know what an opening. I'm gonna say that you
guys, would probably get a preliminary. I mean, it's kind
of nearing the end of the day. You guys have three
days until his trial. So you're getting to the end.
Of the day. You get to meet with your client tonight, and then

(07:45):
from then on, it's going to cost you time
in order to meet with your client in the future. So the way I have this set up
is you have a variety of different options of things that you can
do with the three days that you have leading up to the trial.
There are things that can help you to gain an
advantage, to hinder your opponent,
so on and so forth. one of the options, of course, is

(08:06):
a either bail little sauce out or
meeting little sauce. But every time you do that, it's gonna cost
you part of that time. Bailing little sauce out
would get him at your fingertips.
How much was bale? His bale is a thousand gold
pieces. Oh, that's not that bad. What if we just ran
away? Oh, yeah, that's right. What if you just. What? What if we

(08:27):
just ran away? What if we bailed and then skipped town? You could try.
Why can't he just pay his own bail with his own money? Yeah, I mean,
he could. Oh, there we go. Yeah, if that's what you want to do. I had that as an
option. I had a question. This in character.
Is there, like, an officer or something I can talk
to? Bailiff. Yeah, the bailiff is probably
still there. Cool. A, bailiff. Oh,

(08:47):
yeah. Well, what can I help you with there? I had
a question. U. You know, always just pick the
jury. All right. Yeah. Was
a lot. Yep. What would happen if, say, a
juror wasn't able to, you know, uphold their
jury duty? Like, if they just didn't show up?
Yeah. O. Then we'd have to grab one of the ones
that, would let go. How's that

(09:09):
chosen? U. usually it's whoever's number is
first. Do we know who's that number is?
Oh, I sure hope not. You're not supposed
to. No, it's the order we did it. T. Not
necessarily. That was kind of just wherever they sat. Could you
tell me who was ver? Absolutely not. Why? If I gave
you, like, five gold. Mmm. Rol roll of
persuasion. 24. Who?

(09:32):
Serious? I rolled a 19. He's like, you know,
I keep you fre I'll just tell you. I mean, I could
tell you. What are you saying? You want to know who's next on the list
if one wereeah. Because, you know, I'm trying to, as
a new lawyer, just get the list. I'm trying to be. Oh, yeah, I'll take
the list. He's, like, looking
around, and then he goes over to A corner. And he just starts. He just starts,

(09:53):
like, casually scribbling down on a piece of paper. I'm new to
this, okay? So shut up. Hey,
shut up. Give me like three seconds. Yeah, sure. Anyways, I'm gonna talk
to this wall and I'm gonna just turn and. Hey, hey,
hey. Stop doing that. You're making us. You're
making it look so saee. I was gonna talk to my client. There you
go. That's. Hey, little sauce. Are you gonna pay

(10:14):
your own bail? Are you just gonna sit in here until
court? Well, what. Shit. What do you want me to do? Is bail your
moneyured. Don't you just give your bail
money? If you pay cash, you get it back
if you show up to all your. What?
I can, tell you truthfully. That's not right.
I did not get my bail money back. I did not.

(10:34):
Did you pay cash, though, or did you. It was.
It was cash. We did not get that money back.
The stateus South Dakota kept that. Ah. Are you gonna do the
bail or no? Yeah, it's your call. It's your moneyeah.
Let's do it. Oh, easy. Easy
peasy. Ah. All right, so just as you're
deciding that, I just sent you guys the list

(10:55):
of the order of who would get
put forth if someone were to not
show up. And which obviously is, a big no, no. That
is, I believe, a
misdemeanor. That's only six people to
take out. No, the s. Six people you have to take out and
then six people that would get put back on. No, we just want one of
our people to get put back on. Yeah, because we need to

(11:18):
get. That means have to take out every single personly.
Who would you want on from the people that you havebody other than.
Who is the first person he rejected? The
Goliath guy. He was great. Oh, Kale. Kale. Kale
was great iron. Because Kale. You know
what he said right off the bat? He said, I love
it when anyone uses their power to kill

(11:39):
someone else. They have the right if they best a man in
combat. So he totally ins
side with littleil saucea whatever he did because he bested
a man in combat. No, I didn't.
I didn't do it. we're your lawyer. Everything here is
confidential. What do you think, kid from with
a polar Express? I didn't do it. In

(11:59):
this judicial system, does the judge still reserve the
right to overturn the jury's decision?
You guys have no idea. Because you don't have legitimate
lawyer license which is part
of the process. You probably would learn in
the process. I'll just ask my new buddy. Hey,
bailiff. yeah. If a judge doesn't
like a jury's ruling, can he over rulue it?

(12:22):
not. Not in a case by Jerry,
no. Oh, he just decides the punishment.
So the jury says, yeah, he did it
this, this, and then this. And then the judge says,
all right, well, in that case, you're going to
jail for however long or you get the
distance or whatever. You're very helpful.
Well, I am. I mean, I serve on the court. It. How long you been

(12:44):
doing it for? Oh, a good 15 years.
Wow. Yeah. That's impressive.
How long have you been practic in law? U. yesterday.
Wow. Fresh new license, eh? Where'd you
go to school to? Kept the pass a
bar. U.
Balder Gate. Never heard of it.

(13:05):
Oh, it must be from out of town. Oh, sure,
I am from out of town. Right where Boulder Skate
is. Oh, from Baldur'gate Yeah, and they
got. They've got a law school down there. Baldder'gate
yeah, one of the best. Wow, that's real
nifty. Yeah, and I don't know how I ended up with
this random Kenku as my first client, but here we
are. Oh, well, u.

(13:28):
I'm not supposed to say this, but, good luck
on your first case. I mean, you could say it.
No, I'm supposed to say completely neutral. Oh,
unbiad. I mean, that sounds neutral to me.
It's just like before you go in. Well, I didn't say it
to the other guy. Well, go say it to the other guy too. That'd be
weird. I don't care. Just like

(13:48):
unprovoked. Just walk up to a guy and just say
goodbyey right before they go in. He's like, good luck.
That makes sense. Honestly. Sounds a little bit intimidating. Like
I'm trying to. I'm trying to like, mess with them't do it. I like
this idea. No, no question. I got a question.
Yes. So I actually got a T in your shel here and
a in about 10 minutes. Okay, so
hypothetically, everybody knows the 28th amendment is

(14:11):
correct? Oh, of course. Yeah. But for people who
wouldn't know, how would you describe it? Oh, it's
basically like a last, attempt at, you know, trying.
You know, a lot of people, they don't even use it
because honestly, it's. Some would say
it's even worse than any punishment the court could deal out
to you. So a lot of people Just don't even go there.

(14:31):
Y. What would that entail? You know, this. Well, basically,
so the jury would find you guilty, and then the judge would
tell you what your. Your punishment is,
for the crimes that you've been convicted of. and
then, you would plead 28. And that's basically
how that would work and involves
saying, I plead the 28th. But you

(14:51):
only do that if you're found guilty. well't want to do
it if you're innocent. Right? Well, of course you not know. You'd be
crazy. I mean, you can. You can do
whatever you want it guess. But, but, like, if someone were,
say, really, really, really, really guilty and
there's no way to get them out of it, then pleading
the 28th is a good idea. Like I said,
sometimes life in prisons. Even better than what

(15:14):
pleading the 26 will get you. You know, it really just depends on
who you are and what you did. I mean, I know a
28th is. I got it. I would assume everyone
does. Everyone does, so. Only I
don't need to tell you what it is. Would. But you
could. A, desperate man. A desperate man, is
it? Oh, ablute end of his bedseet. Sure.

(15:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone
desperate. That's about the way to describe it. how
desperate are you, little sauce? I didn't Dr. Let's wait until
we fail him as a defendant
before we ask, does he pay bail to you or not to me
directly? No. And he can take it over to the judgeges s office if
that's what he wants. What if he's in this cel? He can't do that. Well, he wants to pay

(15:54):
bail. Oh, all right. Yeah, just take him. Your honor,
the, the defendant wishes to pay bail.
Wait, the judge has been here the whole time? Well, I mean, he's
sitting in his seat filling out paperwork. He's
a little preoccupied. the judge looks up and he goes, o.
Okay, you come on over. You can place your
bail on my desk in front of me. I do that.
Yeah. I was gonna say, I think they would probably bring it out

(16:17):
for you from your stuff, because they would have taken, like, all your
stuff, and then they let
you place it to just really, like, emphasize the idea that you are doing
this. You place it on there. He looks at. He
starts counting really quick, and he's like,
okay, yeah, everything seems to be in order
here. are. You are on bail?
Cool. You are free to, join, your legal

(16:40):
counsel. Cool. Anyway, I got paperwork to Fill
out. You have re a fantastic day. You as
well. And he goes back to filling out some paperwork. Good
luck. He nods at you. Kind of confused,
but'a walk away. Well, let's ditch
this popsicle stand. All right, you
officially have a, little sauce with you. And
have officially ruined any plans I had of

(17:02):
giving some interesting information to lil sauce
while he was in a prison cell with other convicts. But
that's okay. You're free for now.
What do you mean, for now? You guys want to light
go to casino or something? Sure. You know
what I really wanted to do? Level
up. Oh, yeah, we should do here. Yeah, I

(17:22):
just spen a thousand dollars, though. well, maybe you don't. But, you
know, I was thinking about it. We need to have our best
flip forward going into this court case. And how
else can we do that but with, like, more
knowledge, more power,
more. All these books in my
garage. Yeah,

(17:43):
exactly. Des. Des just
gives two thumbs up. So that's what I'm saying. We.
We level up. We apply
ourselves, we become greater. Well,
you know what to do if that's what you want to do. Des nods.
I mean, the other way that we could put our best foot forward is by
going to find a nice shoe cobbler. O.

(18:03):
Oh, he's right. Rightito.
oh. Okay, we level up.
Nothing. Nothing happened. Come on. You didn't grab the rocke
yet. Little sass. Did you hide it in your
jail pocket? I'shook the rock already.
You shook it. Yeah, trying needed the work.
There's someone shaking my rock.

(18:24):
Hello? Who is this? Stop shaking
my rock. I'm in bed
U. We got some people that wanna live below. them. Who is this?
Oh, little sauce. Oh, hello, little sauce.
It's been so long. You guys always forget to
ask me questions every day. He asked you one
yesterday. Oh, yeah, that's right. The

(18:45):
28. Did you do it yet?
No. Hey, you should as your question, ask him what
it does. But then we can't level
up. What can we ask you? Today's not a new
day. First of all, no, it's in. Second of all,
leveling up is proverbial free. yeah.
It's not a question, it's a request. It costs

(19:06):
you money. I'm not gonna say no. Do it.
Oh, you would like to level up? Yeah. Oh. And
then all of a sudden,
everything around you just suddenly disappears. And you
find yourself suddenly surrounded by
bright, flashing lights in every direction. Are we all
here? Yeah. Like the matrix. It's like

(19:26):
not like the matrix at all. It's exactly like
the Matrix'right The Matrix would say
it's like the training room in the Matrix,
which is a blank white room.
No, it's not like that at all. It is. Yeah. The blank
room that SpongeBob and Patrick take when they break the time
machine. Yeah. No, it's not

(19:47):
like that at all. No. Instead.
Wait, can we keep naming things that not.
No, that's exhausting. your characters
obviously wouldn't be able to understand this description, but
all of you understand this description. It is
like standing in the dead center of
a massive arcade.
Everywhere around you are various games

(20:10):
and, competitive activities that you would typically
see in an arcade. Whoa. We wanted to
level up. Why'we show up in an arcade? Welcome.
Welcome to Jar
Gyms Level Up Arcade.
Here you can buy tokens which
can be used to play one of the various

(20:31):
popular arcade games and leads
you to a specific direction in leveling
up. You can get either large or small
tokens. They correlate to the
various prizes you can receive as far
as leveling up goes. So if you
want something really cool, like
class abilities. This is a little bit meta, but it is what

(20:53):
it is. Then you might want to get a large
token. But if you are more interested in
skill proficiencies, language
capable, speaking of languages, etcetera,
you can just get a small token. But you can still
play any of the same games with either of these
tokens. It's just, what, what
prize you're hoping to gain. It's like big prizes or,

(21:16):
or regular prizes. And each
game revolves around a different class. So for
instance, the hammer and bell game, and he points over and you see
this. It'a classic big tall game
where there's lights that shoot straight up, there's a little bell at
the bottom, and then there's a little platform that kind of sticks out from
it. And next to the game is a big old hammer. And

(21:36):
obviously for those of you listening or those of
you sitting around me right now would know that the hammer and bell game, you
slam down the hammer onto the little platform, shooting the bell
up towards the, secondary. Actually it's more of like a,
a metal piece, I don't know. And it hits the bell,
which is up at the top of the game. But I digress. The harder you hit the thing,
the further up it goes. It's kind of a test of strength. so

(21:57):
if you want something within the barbarian class,
you'll hit the hammer and bell game. On the
other hand, there's another element to all this. No
matter what you do and which token you use and which game
you play. You'll get tickets and the
tickets can be used to get various
prizes over at my ticket booth.

(22:17):
Ooo.
So step right up to the to
token machine. Yes, of course.
Large tokens are 500 gold
pieces each. Small
tokens are half that price.
250 gold pieces each. Which would you like
there is that value change the more I get?

(22:39):
No, not currently. I would like
to buy eight large tokens.
Can I have more large tokens myself? Just
to clarify, within each game, like I mean I
basically took an ent like let's say you level up, right? I
took anything that you could gain from a level up and turn
it into one singular thing each. So when you level

(23:00):
up you might gain health, right? That's one of the.
You do. Every time you level up you gain more health
points. That's something you might win for a
500 piecec. Oh yeah, because you broke everything
up into chunks. So you don't like get a full level
up right Bit. Yeah. I would like to
buy one big Al right here's a
big. The machine just sucks coins out of your

(23:23):
bag of coins
and spits out one big
coin. And it's like
literally big. Like you hold it and it's like
picking up a plate. But it's a big giant
gold arcade coin. Of course it's got Jar Jim's
face on it and he's doing like a big thumbs
up. So you have one large

(23:45):
token. So like what if
you roll something that you can't even
obtain in your class, like a spell?
Yeah, so u For
instance, let's say you have a large prize,
token and you put it into a game, you play it and you
receive. One of the options is that you would receive

(24:05):
a spell slot. But if you are not a spellcaster you cannot
receive that prize. So you would roll again. Okay,
so everything's on a table and you're rolling on that
table to see what it is that you get. Now you of
course if you play a barbarian game, you're
not going to win probably a spell slot because
barbarians typically don't wouldn't have a spell

(24:26):
slot unless they're multi classassing. Unless you were to
gain a level as that class, which is one of the options that
you just gain a full level. That's like the Nat20
option. That's kind of rad actually. So it's
either we use a
token to. Yeah, I'm confused about tickets.
Random machine. The tickets you always get so
no matter what you receive in the game that you

(24:48):
play, your role will give you tickets. So if we use
a token, we can either just do it in
a random machine, which is a full
D20 random effect, or we can
go to a class specific machine. Correct? Yep. There's
a couple of games that will just kind of
net anything. Right. So like for instance, the Wheel

(25:08):
of Mystery lets you roll any
skill that you have and then based on what
you roll, you will get a prize
that's kind of just random. It could come from like any class.
It could be any you benefit or whatever. Whereas for
instance, like the barbarian, the prizes can be a
barbarian level, maybe a plus one to your

(25:28):
ability to ca or do rage. there's
different feats that you could earn, so on and so forth.
So it's very specific to the class
itself. Is anyone else purchasing any
tokens? I would like to buy
four tokens. Four
tokens and all of a sudden money start

(25:49):
to out of your money
bag and into the machine and out pops
four big giant tokens. And they're kind of, no, they're
actually not heavy because if you ever pick up like one of those
arcade coins, they do feel like oddly lighter.
Not like plastic, but just like a really thin metal compared

(26:09):
to other coins. I'll take, checks
change. Three tokens. Three
tokens, that's thousand five hundred gold. You
want large tokens? Is that what you. Just to clarify,
yeah. All right. One thousand hundred gold.
M.
You get three large tokens.

(26:31):
Anybody else? I want four large
tokens.
All right, so that's everybody. He's keto.
I want more tokens. I'm
weak. Do I look like a charity
case? Yes,

(26:52):
I suppose. You help me win the race one way or
another. You chuck something at that child. So. All right,
you get out there and have some fun. And he wants
me dead. He's on the. He's still out
there. We walked him on the jury.
But he remembers me. I will give him
1000 gold. Yes. Dang.

(27:12):
That's two tokens. I'm buying four small
tokens. Interesting.
You get four smaller tokens there. They could
fit in your. The palm, your hand. I don't know what these will.
I'll expect that paid in full with interest. I
mean, I don't know what these things do. You might be able

(27:33):
to one as well. I just wanted to see what the small ones
will do because everyone else bought big ones too.
And so the large tokens are the large PR prices. Correct.
Eats. Gotcha. M. I'got big plans for these
babies. I'm gonna let it all ride on
the wheel of miss. You're just gonna be whatever the
game turns out. That's actually a really fun way to. So

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it says plus one, any level. What does that mean?
Any class? Any class level. A level in
any class. How do these randomly work? Do
you have like a system in your.
Like when I roll a dice, do you have like the number
range for each game? Yeah, well no, no,
no, not for each game. There's the large prize

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possibilities table up above and then from within
that I can say oh, he rolled a 16 to
17. That's a respective class feature. Or
you're starting the multi class. So I would go down to the game
that you played and say, oh, it's the barbarian game. So you're going
toa get one of the features that's listed or
you're going toa start multi classassing and it's kind of your choice at

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that point. Does it range above 20?
Since it says roll any skill, the prize
possibility does not range above 20. But the amount
of tickets you can win I believe does. Yes it
does. I got four tokens. I'm gonna try and
level up four times. How? I don't know.
We all want to know. That would be

(28:55):
insane. It's a total,
right? Like a total of the roll. So
if I play the Ranger game and I just,
I roll really well. Yeah, right. I,
I can roll for my nature is
plus 5. So like for instance
Ranger you would roll animal handling, athletics, nature

(29:16):
or survival. And you're playing either down the
deity or hoops. Are the two games
for that? And then there's a slight
difference between the two of them. But yeah, I mean, yeah, if
you manage to roll really well. I was goingna use the
tickets to buy magic arbit
effects. Which do what? I don't

(29:36):
know, magical thingss. Yeah, the tickets
allow you guys to buy. There's a, I
mean literally anything that you could buy. In D and
D there's so many different magic
items. There's things you can wear,
potions, other things. Like
it's a huge list. This is a really big. I

(29:56):
wish I had a computer to look at all of this. I know, it is quite a
bit. There's a lot. It's hurtting my brain. Well, would
anyone like to step up to a particular game and get
things started? Yeah, I'll go first.
All right. What would you like to play? That little
sauce? let's do the ring toss. One
for the wizards. Oh, the one
ring toss. Yes.

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All right, Place your
token inside the game. And this is a large
token, alright? M Okay, so you place your large token
into the game and all of a sudden things start to light
up and go crazy. It
dispenses a number of rings to you. I need
you to roll either Arcana

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or medicine random. Ro. Arcana.
Arcana. Okay, 22. Are you serious at
22? Yeah. Oh, all right. Well, you just
won a level in wizard Love. Love.
You just leveled up your wizard. The machine also lights
up and starts spitting out tickets and you
get
1,000 130050 tickets. Wait,

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so which machine did you use? He used the
one ring toss. So that gives you all the benefits of that
level? Yeah, the one ring
fatty. It'the Lord of the Rings reference. And
you didn't even care. I did, but I just think
he's busy looking at other thing. I'm over here just
going like, what the heck? I did that for you, man.
Yeah, I had. I heard it and there was like

(31:24):
an internal twitch. I'm like, I did it because
I love you. I hate
you.

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Oh, congratulations. L.
A whole level in wizard, that's gonna mean new
spells and all sorts of cool benefits.
Congratulations. Maybe it'll help you
not get thrown in prison for the rest of your
life. Or hell, maybe you'll get thrown in the prison for
the rest of your life. As a slightly higher level

(32:06):
wizard, can you pick up the lock the knock spell?
Cause you could just like get out of prison.
Oh yeah. See, now he's thinking with his
noggin over here. Speaking of which,
would you like to play a game there, Des?
Des jumps up and down, waves his hands and points at the.
Hit the deity. Hit the deity. O.

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I think it'd be really funny if Jar Jim got
upset with him not being able to speak. So whenever we're in this
arcade, he can just actually speak. Norl, he actually. He's
like automatically. He has a voice that. That would be
funny. Great. All right, man, I'm tired of you not
talking. So, the game
itself actually has. So it's basically the clown
game where you're throwing the baseballs at the little clown. Things

(32:49):
suck. And ironically the clowns
instead of clowns, it is little Jar Gems
that you're throwing at. And he goes, ah,
yes. I thought it was ironic.
See, I'm a deity of good humor, so I
know that it's fine that you know kind of jest about
yourself. All right, Des, are you going to be Roling
animal handling, athletics, nature

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or survival? Des things for a
second on how to answer that
non verbally. And he just kn.
Oh, nature, you say?
Well, go right ahead. 18.
18. Okay. Your machine, once you, throw
a bunch of balls, hitting down these little

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figures of Jar Gym, knocking them over,
and then they reset after a couple of seconds and you hit
some more, doing a pretty good job honestly, across the board.
So 18 to 19, you get a strength increase
a strength, your strength goes up by one.
Okay. the machine awards you with
800 tickets. Okay.

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And as mentioned, those can be spent at the prize booth.
Once you're all done, you can put them all together and get something
really big. You could keep them all for yourself and get a
few smaller items. Maybe you just get
somemy. Some little plastic army ma.
Maybe you get a few pieces of Tootsie Rolls.
I'm gonna get a bunch of plastic ary men and then show up to
the warhammer tournament with him.

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you might be able to pass at the bolt action tournament.
Anyone else? Who else wants to play a game?
And Jar Jim's Level up
arcade, we've had some pretty impressive
successes so far. No low rollers
yet. Inna
spin the wheel. oa. We've got a wrist.
Take her over here. He'snna spin the wheel.

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Is that. Are you going toa do that with a large pro?
Small T o I'DOING an all four in this wheel. So for
those that, want a description again, this is like any
arcade you go to, they have that fishing. It's like the big
bass fishing or something like that, where it's just a
giant wheel with a lever. And you pull the lever and then the wheel
starts to spin. Just like on, prices. Prices. Right. Yes.
Thank you. And it just has different options

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depending on your spin. So go ahead
and'spinning. And it says, roll any skill. Yeah, I'm rolling
acrobatics. Acrobatics. Okay.
No whammies. No whammies. Oh, 11.
11, oh, 11. And that's
on a small prize. A little. A

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little thing pops out, like a little,
plastic, prize container. I point at
it. It's your prize.
Edible? Absolutely.
Okay. I eat it. Wait, the whole thing
withit, the plastic and everything got plastic around
it. The cartridge is plastic. It's like when. Yeah. I put it in
my mouth and realize, oh, sorry. I meant what was ins.

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I'm so sorry. My
sincerest apology. Someone needs to, like, hit my
back. Yeah, I just. Wham.
Jge him slaps your back I open
it. All right? Inside is a
little devil fruit. I don't care. I eat
it. Yeah, okay. You pop that in your mouth wrapper and all.
And yeah, sure. All of a sudden you start sp.

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And then I cough again. And the wrapper fly. Popff flies
out. And the first words that come out of your
mouth are
Italian.
Oh, that was a spicy meat bo. That was a
very good chocate. Oh,
no. But all of this coming out, I don't
think, maybe one of you might. I don't know. But

(36:26):
language do us you dracon comes out in
halfling. Oh,
tired
of that was
worst. Was the worst taste and tater
I've ever see. The prizes are always good at
Jargin's level up. I spin
again. Wait, y tickets haven't come out.

(36:48):
26. Wait, no, wait.
I'was wrong. Sorry, sorry. That's a
28. Okay, well, first of all, 100 tickets come
out for your 11. Well, that's 100
more. Yep, there you go.

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28. You gain proficiency in
strength saving throws. Whoa, whoa. That's
pretty good. Yeah, that's a good one. And then with a 28, you're
gonna get 1,300 tickets.
Wow. I spin again. Now,
just wait by. Wait. Just to clarify, 28
and in a large thing would have given him 2, 500

(37:34):
tickets. Just saying. Anyway, what'd you roll? 12.
12. Oh, this is probably gonna be. Is that the
same 11.3Z. So it's gonna be
appealing. Yes. Yes.
I went from not being able to read and write to being
able to read and write everything.
Oh, you can speak Elvish o

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Adri. Well, I know what language
I'm never gonna speak. Oh, my word.
This is actually great because I'm never gonna speak it.
But now I know Elvis slurs to call them.
No. And I know if they're talking about me behind
my back. you also get 150 tickets. And the best
part about this is I didn't have to go through the grueling process

(38:16):
of learning Elvis from a stupid elf. That's a good
point. That's a good point. Just to clarify for those, that
may have forgotten or weren't aware
before you guys all got transported to Isa Numis.
Roick was a dwarf who did not
like elves who Keto was enough. Which is why
they had a very big rivalry. Intense rivalry.

(38:36):
But since then, Ro's kind of forgotten Keto was an
elf. Keto forgot he was an elf.
Keto's a real roll with the flow kind of.
Okay,
I rolled a 17 for my last
17. Okay, what is the maximum
armor proficiency you have? Probably light, right?

(38:56):
Because you're. Yeah, just light. All right, well, now you can have.
Have medium. You and that. Medium. Oh, that's sick.
Oh, my. The world of armor just opened up
for me. you got
400 tickets. Okay. Did you think I was done?
I was pretty sure you had one more, didn't you? No, that was all four, but I
still have four large. Oh, well, all right, go

(39:17):
ahead.
18. You get plus one. Two.
Yours is not specified. So roll a,
D6. I'll let you do it.
Two. Two. So that's what, dexterity?
Yeah. Oh, plus one. Oh, I got to
20. Let's go.

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Things are going well for Roick in the weirdest way.
Like, everybody else is like, dude, I got a whole plus one level. And
he's like, I got manium maror, provisions, lease.
It's like everything. It's like all the niche things
I've been looking for for this. Hey, you know what?
Oh, and then, you had a 8. 18.
18 gets you 800 tickets. Ye. just the

(39:59):
other day, Mac, you heard Roick saying, I
wish I knew just the perfect word to call
this stupid. L. Stupid. L can't
stand that guy. Roric
is going to grab all his tickets and he's go goingna
run over to the booth and he's going toa start
looking. You don't have to worry. I pausing
my. Yeah, okay. Other players can have some fun. All right, who

(40:22):
would like to go? Oh, I see Fadykins is excited. What are you
doing? Ready to go. He's got eight large
tokens burning a hole. Good God, that's so
many. I did see him walk away with
a very profitable set of tickets. Plus, you
don't have to choose. That's the best part. Are you gonna stick
with the wheel? Are you gonna go for some. I'm gonna diversify. I'm

(40:42):
gonna, with. But wait, wait. But with the wheel, are you gonna go to a
different class? No. Yeah, I'm gonna go to the
fighter section of the arcade. I'm gonna go
play Fruit Ninja or Slashing
Samurai. That's. Thank you. Flashing
Samurai, which is, in front of you, there's a. It's
like a little theater box. And like, kind of like

(41:02):
you'd see the little marionette dolls in. And as you
put your large token in, all of a sudden you just
hear. And every time you hear this
sound, suddenly a piece of fruit kind of flies by and there's A
pair of katanas that are sitting there. So you pick up the
katana and you just start slashing at these
fruits. What'you roll? Athletics.
All right. 18. 18. Al

(41:25):
right. So you are gonna gain a bonus
in strength. So your strength goes up by
plus one. 800
tickets. Whoa. Well, let's
roll again. Same game. Same game.
Po. Po. Fruits are com at. That would be a
7. a 7. O. We haven't de one

(41:45):
that low yet. Let's see what happens. you're going to
gain a feat. So, there's
actually several different feats in there. I can
roll one at random. 6. You get the
slasher feet. Sweet.
I'll have to learn what that does later. I can. I can tell you

(42:06):
I got it right here. So you increase your strength or
dexterity plus one. So that could put you on an 18.
If you choose to do that once, per turn. When you hit a
creature with an attack that deals slashing damage, you can reduce the
speed of the target by 10ft till the start of your
next turn. And when you score a critical hit
that deals slashing damage to a creature, you

(42:27):
grievously. Grievously. Grievously. General
Gr. Yes. General. Grievously. Wound it
until the start of your next turn. The target has
disadvantage on attackack rolls. You like for
slice open their arm or their legs. Ble pair
very well with my glade. Indeed. And that's
for a seven. No less. four. Seven. You get 200
tickets. Ah. that's. That's the downside of

(42:49):
things. Yeah. The. All the prizes you get
are pretty worthwhile. But m.
Sometimes the tickets are not. Yes. You continue ins the same
game. Yes. Go for it. Goill. I get
something cool. Don't stop. New
u something. It is a 17.
All right. You get a respective class
feature. You gained a fighting

(43:11):
style. Oh, that's pretty good.
So your fighting style probably is
protection. So you have the. I don't think you've
used it once, which is funny. You have another one.
Okay, I will have to look into that. And my
tickets, please.
18 puts you at 800 tickets. Oh,

(43:32):
another 800. Another 800. Okay, I'm gonna
do. He's taking
one more. he's getting really good
at this slashing samurai game.
19:19us. Oh,
24. Holy cow. Well, that's a plus one level in
fighter. And with 24, you're getting

(43:52):
thousand hundred tickets. Dang, that's
a lot of tickets. And you gotta know when to hold them and
know when to fold them and I know neither of them so I immediately
put in another token. You're just like
dripping with fruit juices from slashing
all these fruits. Oh no.
Is it a onee? Ah, yeah. Should have folded them.

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But do you add to it still? Add to ye. So
that'll be a seven. Oh wow. That's still pretty good.
Yeah. A feet. Another one.
One which is Charger. The Charger feat.
when you use your dash Action. Your Action
2 dash. You can use a bonus action to make
one melee weapon attack or

(44:33):
to shove a creature. If you move at least
10ft in a straight line immediately before taking
this bonus action, you either gain a
5 bonus to the attack damage roll. If you
choose to make a melee attack and you hit or you push the
target up to 10ft away from you if you choose to
shove and you succeed. I that's pretty cool. My Minotaur

(44:53):
Helme I was gonna say that does go well with your
minotaur. Holy crap. That's a. That's a really nice
combo right there. See? Blessings in disguise. You roll
badly, you still get some. Even the large prizes. A low
roll is not so shy. Was garbage. Let
me try. Well, just to clarify. Out of the way. Oh,
he does only get what is a seven. So 200 tickets. That's the
down. That'd be the down. Them out of

(45:16):
way. I put a token in. I say let me add that
fruit. You start swinging a sword bigger than you
are. 23. a what? All right.
Well, you are gaining a fighter level
unexpectedly. Sure enough, the slashing
youash machine all worked up in my
favor. That wasnna be my role. Flexing
atam. Oh yeah. Feel feel

(45:38):
the power. and then you're getting 1,003
50 tickets. Do you push him back? I'm gonna push
him back. Out of the way. Out of the way. I
roll a strength
contest. All right. With my athletic. I
don't know how to do that. This rolls. Yeah. I roll plus
athletics 13. I roll destroyed

(45:58):
12. But I don't have any add on. Oh, it's a tough fight
but sure enough Keto is able to push you out of the way and
slides a token in. I do the classic
angry fist that your guys arms
are so sore right now. I'm gonna put my
name on that high score. Oh yeah. The
whole arcade is completely blank. Every time you guys play a game,

(46:18):
no matter how poor it is, you guys get your name on the leaderboard.
Oh man. U 10.
1010 is gonna get you
another feat. I think we're 1, 2, 3,
4. We're down to a 4. We only have 4ft left.
You get polearm masters. Yes, that's what you needed.
That's what he needed to become legit. To finally

(46:38):
use his glaze the way he's been using it illegally,
legally. So this says, you gain the
falling benefits when you take the attack action and
attack with only a glaive Halberd quarter
st or spear. You can use a bonus action to make a melee
attack with the opposite end of the weapon.
The attackak uses the same ability modifier as a primary attack.

(46:59):
The weapon s damage die for. This is a D4 and it deals leggeoning
damage. So basically you can stab with whatever the
weapon is and then you can kind of flip it and donnk
somebody while you're wielding a glaive
Halberd pike, quarterst staff or spear. Wow. The pike
is added to this section but not the other one. Other
creatures provoke an opportunity attack from you when they
enter the reach you have with that weapon, which I believe is

(47:21):
10ft. So if they're just out of range of
you, you wouldn't have to get within melee range of them
for them to, you know, to be able to reach them and then
also them to cause opportunity attacks. I think that's supposed to
pairall well with the echo. Sure. I don't know, I need
looking, but Tickets. Yes. Can't be that great.
350 tickets. O okay. I've

(47:42):
got two more tokens. He's got two more. We're down to his last two. Let hm him
go. Let him go. Here he goes. Here he goes.
Oh, 24.
24 is gonna get you another fighter
level. So there's a level up there and then a
24 is gonna get you 15, 500
tickets. That'd actually be like a 20s.
26. 26. 26. That is an

(48:03):
even 2,000 ticket. Nicely done. He's
down to his last ton. He's feeling pretty
confident, but the game has been getting gradually and gradually
harder. I want the Nat20 high
score. Another one.
What does that put you at a total of seven.
Another eight. Eight. So probably another
feat. It's. It's another.

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Yes. Hey, it's gonna have the full set.
So what are the dual wielder feet? Wow, that's really
not gonna come in with the. Not with a glaive,
but I mean at least he's a, he's a
versatile fighter. Like so dual wielder says you Gain
a plus one to ac. When you're wielding a separate melee
weapon in each hand, you can use two weapon fighting

(48:46):
even when the one handed melee weapon you are
wielding isn't doesn't have the light
property. And you can draw or stow
two one handed weapons when you would normally be able to draw or stow
only one. Yeah, that one's actually quite useless for me. Yeah.
But hey, some circumst is gonna come up
where you got two short swords or

(49:06):
something and you don't have your polearm. Maybe it got brog, maybe it
got dropped, I don't know. And you're like I got nothing left. I gotta pull
out these two swords. You can do that. And so
on and so forth. And the tickets? Ah,
250 tickets. So we jump over to
Mai Maki. You are playing
the ski ball of
sorcery. Well

(49:27):
Marki. Yes. You're gonna gonna boost up
your sorcery skills sticking to the
class that you're already in. Nothing wrong with
that. Nothing wrong with that. Yes. She
one large token you it rolls into the
machine and as it does a series of
balls roll down to the thing to the side of

(49:47):
the machine and you pick them up and you are ready
to roll. Let's give it a whirl.
Rolling Arcana. okay. Yes, yes.
That is automatically a sorcerer left
level. Bing bing bing bing bing bing.

(50:08):
out of curiosity, if you added your arcana
to that nat 20, what would you have? 24.
24. So that is 1500 tickets as
well to go along with your wonderful
sorcery level. Well we got a big one
over here. Well done. congratulations.
That was an incredible. You like nailed every ball

(50:28):
into the like 2000 pointers in the corner.
Hey, I'm pretty good at this. You. I'm pretty good at
this. Are you gonna play
again's? Let's give it
another whirl. You plop in another token
and more balls come
to ready to be rolled. that's gonna be an
added 20. That's another sorcery

(50:49):
level. What? But it's only a thousand tickets
this time. Which I mean that's nothing to, that's
nothing to laugh at. Jarjim's like eyes are like popping
out of his head. This is unheard
of. Leans over to like a little assistant dude who
looks like more of a Santa Claus esque elf and he's
like quick, go rig the machine to increase the

(51:09):
price of the tokens. They've
gone too far. So what's I'm trying To see what
the difference is between these two
Sorcerer games. there is a. I think it might just be
the feats. Yeah, the options for feats
are different and that would also go for a little bit of
the small priceize stuff. A monkey's gonna let

(51:30):
his hands cool off. That's a good idea. And walk
over to the Plinko machine and put in his last
large token. Sounds good. That's the other Sorcerer
game. Alright. I'm gonna. I'm trying to get a feat here.
So I'm gonna roll this dice. That doesn't do
well. We all know that
dice. Usually we put them in jail. Yep. And it

(51:50):
rolled six. So I guess we have 10. All right,
10 total get gets you a
feet. All right, so we got
1, 2, 3, 4 options
in here for feats. Let's see what comes
out too. So that is Elemental
adept is the feat you
receive. So Dave, with elemental,

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Adept, when you gain this feet, choose one of the following damage types.
Acid, cold fire, lightning or
thunder spells. U cast ignore
resistance to damage of that type. And in addition,
when you roll damage for a spell you cast that
deals damage of that type, you can treat any
one on a damage die as a
two. So I guess every time you'd

(52:34):
roll like if you roll multiple dice, anything that lands on a one becomes
a two. So you're getting a little bit of extra damage. And it says
you can take the feet multiple times, adding
on different types of damage along the way.
Wow. All right, who's left? Who's still got
tokens? Desaz raises his hand and he jumps
up and down and points to the barbarian Hammer slammer.
Oh, you're gonna take some barbarian, eh?

(52:58):
Nods Al right, you're
doing the hammer game or I'm doing the Hammer slammermmer
slamr. Algh. So you only get one option. It's
rolling athletics. Okay,
let's see how I can do that, bud. Please. I want three levels
of barbarian so bad. Dang it. U that is
a 8. 8.

(53:18):
8 is going to do a feat which
actually is not bad. That's actually pret good. 1, 2, 3,
4, 46, 7, 8, 9 options. I'm gonna
roll the D10. If I roll the 10.
Nope, it's a 9. that is the tough feet.
Okay. I got tough feet, man.
My feet finder. Do not suffer
exhaustion. The tough feet says, your hit point

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maximum increases by an amount equal to twice your level
when you gain this feat. Whenever you gain a level thereafter,
your hit pointx maximum Increases by an additional
two hit points. Twice my level. Yeah. So
I get six hit points. Yeah. And then
from this point forward, you'll get.
What did it say? An additional to every level. So

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you got 250 tickets. Okay. And I'm going
to do it two more times. Two more times.
19. 19. So that is a
strength increase. So your strength goes up
by plus one. Okay. And then a 19 gets
you 900 tickets. So 1950.
And then for your last roll, as you approach

(54:23):
the hammer slammer and you
lean that hammer all the way back and then you
swing forward, slamming it down onto the plate.
Darn. That is a 13.
13. Your proficiency bonus goes
up. Yeah. So that would increase all your skill. So this goes
upus three. I'm really strong now, guys. Proficiency
plus three. And then of course, with

(54:46):
a 13, you're getting
500 tickets. Woo. All right, KTO,
you still have tokens left? Five.
How many tickets did I get on that last one?
350. Guys, if we
pull all of our tickets together, we could
find a Wand of Fireball. And I

(55:06):
would encourage you to check out the ticket thing when we jump
over. I do know how I want to spend my tickets. Oh,
you're all set. I'm setd. Does anyone have any last token?
I have two tokens left. Two tokens left. Okay, we'll do those real quick.
And then, yeah, I'll jump right over to Jackson.
Roick points at Jar Jim. He says,
you what me?
What? And he points. Dance off.

(55:29):
Oh, dance off. Which is
a bard. It is a bard game.
And sure enough, there are two platforms. And then in
front of them is, I don't know, there's just like a band.
It's just a little tiny, like little, little
tiny people banned inside of this little
theater. Actually, it's like a bunch of, marionette dolls

(55:49):
that have a bunch of little instruments. They just start playing
music. And the tiles below you start to
light up. And you obviously have to step on them as they light
up. All right, you're rolling. Any charisma?
Skill
23.
He does not play very well. Yes. Just

(56:11):
swip the floor. All right, you gain a level in
Bard. Let's go.
And with a 23, you're gonna get
1,350 tickets.
Wow. I wiped the sweat off my face
with his shirt. Hey, what the heck? All right,
I invite you guys to my argum, Right? What's
the best game you got here? What's the best game

(56:33):
I've got here? Well,
that's Tough to say, but gosh darn it
if I don't have a hell of a lot of fun on Jar
Jim'take the wheel game. And you look
over, he's pointing at a game and it's just two
fake horses on. On
like platforms. And then in front of you is
like. It's just. Instead of screens, it's always

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just little like marionette theaters. Except
on this marionette theater, it just looks like a racet trackck.
and you can see as the horse kind of like moves in like
the demo version of the game trying to entice you to come over and play
it. it just shows. It just shows the
track. And someone's got like a crank wheel
behind the. Behind the little theater. So when they crank it, it looks like

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the track is move or you're moving down the track. It's
a cleric game. I have. I have
nothing in both. I'm just saying it's a fun game.
If that's not up your alley, I
have nothing in medicine or religion. So it's just a
straight roll of whatever. I get my aff.
That's perfect. You should do that. Yeah, I'm. I

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was really hoping it would be something intelligence based, not wisdom
based. I mean, if you want to roll an intelligence
game. Oh, you know, it's another good one. The
claw. What'that?
It's the game where there's a whole bunch of little
prizes in there and you guide a claw
to grab them. You asked what's
fun. These are what's fun. I love these games. I'm gonna

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flip a coin.
Okay. I'm playing the claw. The claw.
This is a Druid game. No whammies, no whammies, no
whammies. All the prizes inside are little. A lot
more stuff. This. Okay,
wait. Animal handling your opt. Yeah. Animal
hand zero. Nature. Nature

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to survival. Survival
zero. Well, that. You're going with nature. Yep.
Nature, here I come.
10. 10. Algh. I think that is a feat.
It is. Oh boy. This is gonna be interesting.
Gift of the Chromatic Dragon.
Oh. You've manifested some of the power of
Chromatic Dragons, granting you the following benefits. So you have

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Chromatic Infusion as a bonus action. You can touch
a simple or martial weapon and infuse it with one of the
following damage types. Acid, cold, fire, lightning or
poison. For the next minute, the weapon deals an extra
1d4 damage in the chosen type when it
hits. after you use this bonus action, you
cannot do it again until you finish a long rest.
The other thing you Gain is a reactive resistance. When

(59:05):
you take acid, cold, fire, lightning, also, when I choose one,
then I have a. A protection. You can use your
reaction to give yourself resistance to that instance of damage.
Just that instance? That instance. Okay. I can use a reaction. so
they're separate? Yes. Okay. You can use this reaction a number of
times equal to your proficiency bonus, and you regain all
expended uses when you finish a long rest. Good for. Good for

(59:26):
some defense and some offense. And then,
Did I give you the tickets? You got the first rol. No,
not for any of the. What was the first one you did? It was a
24. 24 is 1500 tickets.
And then my last one was a 1010, which is
350 tickets. Okay. And that's all your
tokens, right? Yeah. So everybody has spent all their
tokens. No. Okay. Jumping over

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to desz, you run over
to the ticket booth, and all of a sudden, pink, jar
Jim appears. He says, welcome, welcome to the wonderful,
amazing, incredible, beautiful ticket booth where you can
spend all the tickets. You've ear to get incredible,
amazing prizes. What would you
like to buy? Des, how many tickets do you have? He
holds up his tickets, and he has

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2450.
Just a moment. And all of a sudden, he just, like,
unhinges his mouth, and it just stretches down and just
goes.
And he just starts to eat the tickets.
2,450 tickets. What
would you like to buy? U. does points at the glass

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at the, The bag of tricks. The bag of
tricks. It is a 900
ticket item, and the simple description of
it is pull random small furry animals
out of a bag. Yes. You could do, three per
day. Yes. And it is. Yeah, I was gonna say
it's pretty. It is an actual D and D item. For those of you
that might not be, you know, as familiar with all the magic items in d

(01:00:56):
and d. So there's a variety of
different possibilities. I think it's random, too. It's a
1D8, and it's got. I looked it up because I
thought it was so funny. It's very funny. Let's see.
Bag of tricks you can do. Oh, there's different
kinds? Yeah. What kind did I get? Let's see.
There's the gray bag, the rust bag, or the tan bag.
Here's what I'll tell you. There's three different kinds that are in the thing for 900

(01:01:19):
tickets. Which one would you like? Ooh, I really
want the tan bag. A tan bag of
tricks with options such as a
jackal, an Ape, a baboon, an axe
beak, a black bear, a giant weasel, a giant
hyena, or a giant tiger.
Jeez. And to top it off, the
creature, when you pull it out, is friendly to you and your companions.

(01:01:42):
And ax on your turn, you can use a
bonus action to command the creature and tell it how to
move and an action to take. The comedic
timing potential of this bag is
just hundred percent me. it's getting me giddy,
dude. Yeah. Oh, I completely agree. And the bonus of the fact
that it's completely random. So it's not like, you know, when

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you reach in there that I'm gonna pull out a tiger.
No, it's just I pull out a fuzzy ball, I throw it,
and it turns into one of these creatures on a D8
roll. Very excited. Yeah, me too. Yeah, that's gonna be
hilarious. That's gonna be very fun.
Awesome. Well, you still have. Let's see,
you still have white. 1550. It should be. Yes,

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1550. Timeime of opening.
Chime of opening. You can strike it as an action. So
it is literally like a little like bell. It's like a knx
spell in my pocket. Yeah, yeah. You can strike it as an action, pointing it
at an object within 120ft of you that can be opened, such as
a door or lid or a lock. The chime issues a
clear tone, and one lock or latch on the object

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opens. Unless the sound can't reach the
object. If no locks or latches remain, the
object itself opens. The chime can be used
10 times. That is 10
times. Yeah. And then it destroys. I imagine
it's probably just a regular chime at that point.
Gotcha. Well, you got 50 tickets
left. And he starts looking around. I'm not sure if there even

(01:03:04):
is anything that's 50 tickets, but maybe you can pass
it on to one of your friends if you shy a little bit. Does
anyone need 50 tickets? I'm gonna save my
tickets. there's also a robe of useful items, a
feather token. Those also cost
50. The robe of useful items. And then
you have a number of patches that you can use though.
So it's 50 per patch that's on it. And the

(01:03:26):
patches GCHA contain a variety of different
things. I have 50. What is what goes on the
Mystery Patch? Well, you wouldn't need to be able to afford the mystery patch. So the
50 is just for what you see there. And you can
put another 50 in for mystery patch, which have a variety
of random things. And
you can put those items Back.

(01:03:47):
If I remember right. Like you can. You can use an
item and then you can also put it back. Like I
can. I now have this.
Two lanterns that I can use without really
worrying about storage space. I'll actually. I'll put that
on. I'll get that. Allgh. Algh.
A robe of useful items. Always useful. Always

(01:04:07):
items. And you are all
squared away. Des, thumbs up.
Nice. In your fancy new cloak. And my fancy new
cloak, what color is it? It's whatever coler you want. There's a whole bunch
of them. Anyone next who would like
to step up and purchase an amazing
item from the ticket booth? Something that

(01:04:28):
you can of course take back to
Isanumis with you. That's right. I'm not gonna stop you
from taking it because that. That would really suck.
I will save my ticket. Wow.
How many do you have? 6,100.
Wow. He's gonna save them all.
What a fool. He could buy

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one of my favorites. And he reaches
over and he holds out a
figurine. And the
figurine depicts a
goat. And he says, yes,
the figurine of, the ivory goat. One
of the most incredible and useful items you

(01:05:09):
will ever find. Or this one.
And he pulls out another one. And it's also an ivory goat,
but in a different like position. Like one is. Like one is
just standing majestically. This one's like kicking,
like as if it were kicking something behind it. And he says, the
ivory goat. Well, the other
one. And this will turn into a giant

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goat when activated.
Don't they both? U. yes,
but this one fights the other one. Just
you can ride on it. Which is equally useful, just to
clarify. Or you could buy this one. And
he holds up a figurine of a giant just
fly like the size of his head.

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He's like, this one will turn into. I bet
you couldn't guess a plane.
Basically, it's a giant fly.
Listen, listen, listen. Come close. Do you know how
big a, giant fly is?
I'll tell you. It is a length of
12ft long. FTO.

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Can I have a thousand tickets,
please? I need. I already gave you
1000 gold. I need that
goat. No. but I've got such good
things I want to buy. I want that. And
I point at the weird looking. There's a weird looking
rock. He's like, I want that. It
looks like a lucky rock. It's a lutonone.

(01:06:34):
Oh, a lucktonone gives me plus one in all
ability checks and saving throws. Hey,
little sauce. 50 tickets, please.
Okay, thanks. Okay, so I Buy the
Lux Stone says you gain a plus one bonus,
two ability checks and saving throw.
Uh-huh. So all my ability checks have plus one and
saving throws. And I want that to hold it.

(01:06:56):
Everything with. And I pointed the
bag. The bag of holding. That is
holding. Yes. Classic. All right.
Wow. That was another. All the cheese I can
put in that thing. Yeah. So much cheese.
Every time I create an animal, you put the animal in it,
it would die. It would die. And then you throw the
corpse. Had. Somebody

(01:07:19):
please. Can I have 1,000 tickets,
please? All right. Let's go.
Inn, find a go. Inn, find the go. I
want to ride him around and name her Gertrude.
It's not a forever lasting day. There'you bag
of holding. Oh, thanks. The goat only
lasts for 12 hours.
24. And I can res

(01:07:41):
summoner. Oh, you can with money.
Oh, I don't like this anymore. Seven gold to
reset. So, yeah, it cost seven jump change. Think
of all the horse races we could win with Gertrude.
I'll give you a thousand. Sing it. Yes. Thank you. Little
sauce. Ah, we're getting gertro'one. I'm
buying Gertrude. All right. Here you go. Here

(01:08:01):
is your fancy ivory goat
statue. Anyone else? I'm
done. Anyone else? Maki?
I'm just, overwhelmed with my
newfound power. There's a lot to
choose from. I know. If you need any help finding anything in
particular, you feel free to ask. Well, I'm not

(01:08:22):
gonna spend any tickets. Oh, you're not spending any tickets.
I wanna. I have. It's got big ambitions.
Big ambitions. Yeah. Ah.
Alrigh. Well, you
can't take the tickets out, but I'll
keep track of them for you. And with that being said,
you guys keep track of them for yourself. But that way they. You don't take
them into isa numis and get them stolen

(01:08:44):
or. Or get arrested and have them taken from you
or something to that effect. Oh, that is helpful. Yeah,
like that mechanic. Because I had other prized
possessions, but those were stolen. You, you
look behind the counter, and there's a whole
set of different little, marionette theaters.
And each one, the marionette, is a small version

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of one of you, and he's holding a little sign that
shows your current ticket total. All right,
is everyone all done with the fun day at the
arcade? Yes. Now back to
our fun day in court. Court. And
just as you say that, he slams a mallet down. And then
suddenly, you guys are all back in

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court. And with that, we will
close out todays episode with a long
series of playing games. And buying
prizes next time I throw a fuzzy
ball in a courtroom.
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