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>> Skylar (00:10):
Hello, weary traveler. I'm not sure what
strange magic must have brought you here, but you have
stepped into a realm of my creation. A ah,
sprawling city filled with danger and glory
and most importantly, lots of gold.
I call it Isan Numis. Who am
I, you might ask? The name is Jariv,
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and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
Long story short, this group of
idiots, or as you may call them, heroes,
made a bet with me that they had what it took to make a mass
trove of gold, but left some.
Of the key details blank.
So I filled them in myself. I sent
them to this pocket dimension into the city I
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had created with with brand new bodies they'd
have to attune to.
Can these fools pass my test?
Or will they be trapped here forever?
so experience my world of trials
and tribulations and join alongside
this posse of pitiful people. Or as I
like to call them, the criminals of
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Isan Numis.
Alright, ah, welcome back everybody to another episode. Episode
17 specifically of Criminals of Violland
Numis. We are here with the same crew as last
time and once again unfortunately Jackson is
not able to be here with us currently. but
Des is out and about causing some
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trouble somewhere in town. Who knows? And
who knows what he'll accomplish and bring back to the rest of the group
once he does return. But in the
meantime with me, I've got Quinn who plays
Lil Sauce. I've got
Fatty Lumpkins who plays Keto the
Cobalt. I've got Cameron who
plays Roric the goblin.
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And Dave who plays
Machki the sorcerer Kenu.
And with that we will just jump right back into
things.
So you guys just left the county courthouse,
whatever you want to call it. I really like it. They don't see
court hearing so it seems weird to call it a courthouse, but it's where
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you do all your paperwork and all the
gross bureaucracy kind of junk
that nobody likes to do. And you
guys are have stolen
some official documents to help kind of get you guys
through. What is your next step as your friend
sits in a prison cell
somewhere.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (02:40):
Holding documents that we stole the
biography on McGriddle over there that tells
us like when and where his court proceeding
is?
>> Skylar (02:49):
Well, that even that note on the front of the
door told you where and when it was gonna be at.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (02:54):
Oh, okay.
>> Skylar (02:54):
Yeah. So I mean you have that information for sure.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (02:57):
And I assume it s just at the local police station then?
>> Skylar (02:59):
there's like a building right next to the police station. That's where they do a lot of the court
Hearings.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (03:03):
Okay.
>> Dave (03:04):
Whatn head to the nearest borebucks
and grab a coffee and fill out this
paperwork.
>> Skylar (03:10):
All right, so you're trying to get.
You guys basically have the paperwork
to be a law firm. Yes. So that you
can represent your friend. Okay, sounds good. Sounds good. what
about the other two of you guys? As he's filling out the paperwork
and getting stuff kind of shifted over, using
some various magic to make the official
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seal seam like it's on the paperwork that you're filling out,
what are the other two of you doing?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (03:36):
looking for information on the judge.
>> Skylar (03:39):
Okay, sounds good. I will
clarify from last episode. Noodle Wiggle
is not a judge,
unfortunately. he is not the judge that will be
overseeing this. the judge overseeing this
is Judge Pharaoh. That's
his last name. But you use the last nameuse it's a, you
know, high ranking office. I mean, what are you curious
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about as far as like him as a person?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (04:05):
Probably. If we are looking to put a little pressure
on him, if that is the route we decide to go,
maybe worth noting where he
practices, where he.
>> Skylar (04:16):
Like where his office is set up.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (04:17):
Y like where his office is or if it has a home
address or some contact info.
>> Skylar (04:22):
I don't think it would have a home address contact info.
but you assume that all the
offices are at the same kind in that
same area, that same district. They can easily
walk over and do a hearing or they're
pretty much just there all day. Maybe they got an office in the
actual hearing
courtroom area. The building. The same building.
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I'm not.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (04:45):
I'never pressure to judge before in a court
proceeding.
>> Skylar (04:49):
Do you guys have any idea where.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (04:50):
They'Re so called weak points would be?
>> Cameron (04:54):
M maybe. Maybe Donuts.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (04:56):
That's a policeman. I don't know if judges have that
affinity.
>> Cameron (05:00):
Oh, ivory
gavelsmm m oh, gold
plated gavels.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (05:07):
Maybe we should visit the armory and see if they have
any warhammer that would work
to bribe him.
>> Cameron (05:14):
Ooo, he'd make all the other
judges jealous of his hammer.
>> Skylar (05:19):
Starting to sound like an innuendo.
>> Cameron (05:20):
Oh, thanks waitress. that was my goal in the
jokeah.
>> Quinn (05:23):
That sounded like an awful lot like an innuendo over there with
this big giant hammer.
>> Cameron (05:28):
Hey Maikey, make it a headway on that.
>> Dave (05:30):
U I'm working on it here. Ah,
just ah, waiting for the
ink to draw here. so
I have expert forgery skills which
can be. It gives me advantage on making
forgeries.
>> Skylar (05:45):
Oh, okay. All right. Yeah, roll me.
What would a forgery you're doing magical forgery,
right? No, no. Oh, you're just doing a
copy.
>> Dave (05:54):
So maybe I need to go. I, don't know if
I have a forgery kit, actually.
>> Skylar (05:59):
Oh, here's what I'll say. You're able to,
at pretty much any general store, get
the technically basic supplies for, like, a
gold piece. To have the essential
basic concepts of a forgery kit at ah
least for what you need it for, which is basically just ink
quill, maybe some measurement tools to kind of help
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you get certain lines and stuff just right. Okay.
>> Dave (06:23):
Before we go to this coffee shop, we,
make a pit stop, and let's say I got that.
>> Skylar (06:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Okay. Awesome. So you're
working. You're plugging away at these. shoot. I got still
gotta figure out what the heck that I want to say. Sleight
of hand kind of makes the most sen. Be
performance or performance. That works for me.
And then you'd have advantage on it some good.
>> Dave (06:45):
I got a, 17.
>> Skylar (06:46):
17, all right. Yeah, you make. I mean, unless
someone took magnifying glass or,
you know, maybe it's somebody that's been doing this for years and they're
like a real hard ass about it or something, Nobody'snna
know that this is off. And even if they did notice it
was off, I think with the way that maybe there's a
couple of little. Like the ink went just a little
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bit too far onto the paper ever so slightly in certain
spots, to like, a minuscule amount. Even if
somebody did notice these, they just assumed that maybe
someone got a little bit too much ink when they stamped it or something like that.
M. So it is pretty dang good.
And the average checker is
not gonna notice that this isn't what it should be. Well, let
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me ask you this. What name do you put down on the
sheet? Well, not so much for the law firm, because I think what did
we go if. The Kobold,
bird and goblin. Yeah,
okay.
>> Dave (07:40):
kgv.
>> Skylar (07:40):
The KGV law firm. And then what
is like, the names you put down for those
that are representing this firm?
>> Cameron (07:48):
I think you should put down our names we have on our
ids. So mine's Fizzle
Fingers, Ichthoglyr
skin.
>> Skylar (08:01):
Oh, okay. Just in came.
>> Dave (08:03):
It's because it's Kobold, Goblin and
birds. Plural.
>> Skylar (08:07):
Small. Yeah. Yeah. I.
The DM Would just like to say that I made these character sheets,
obviously at the beginning of this campaign with these fake names on it. And
you guys immediately asked me, why the heck do we need these stupid
fake names. And I'm so glad that they finally came
into play. I did it. I feel great. And you're
right. They are on the ids. And honestly, I think that will
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be an added key piece to the
equation. So good job. I think that's good. I think
that's.
>> Dave (08:34):
We already have ids.
>> Skylar (08:35):
Y.
>> Quinn (08:35):
We have.
>> Cameron (08:36):
So we used our actual names. We wouldn't have
any ID to back it up. But with our
ids, we do have it. legal papers
to back up.
>> Skylar (08:46):
Yeah, absolutely.
>> Cameron (08:47):
do we need to, like, put our fingerprints on it or something
to make it final, or is it just, like, our
names are good enough?
>> Dave (08:55):
I look at the sheet. I don't know.
>> Skylar (08:58):
Sorry, what was the question?
>> Cameron (08:59):
I don't think it's do we need to put our
fingerprints on it, or is it just signature, just
signature?
>> Dave (09:05):
Your little feet print just like.
>> Cameron (09:07):
Like a little newbon.
>> Skylar (09:09):
Because fantasy races are so broad, I think
it would be, like, kind of almost offensive or
gatekeeping to make you do, like, a fingerprint or something
like that. And a claw print doesn't have the
same kind of, like, individuality to it and things like that.
So, no, they don't have something like that.
>> Cameron (09:25):
It's just your name signatures at the bottom. All right, I'll
give him my old Jim parsnip.
That was the John Hancock.
>> Skylar (09:33):
Oh, of this world. Yeah. I'm going to take a
moment to cut over to
feather McGregor in
holding.
>> Dave (09:42):
He's got a bedeet wrapped around his neck.
>> Skylar (09:45):
Oh, no. There's a dude that's just beating
him with a pillowcase full of soap.
>> Dave (09:50):
The guards are napping.
>> Cameron (09:53):
O, no, you're.
>> Skylar (09:55):
You're brought into a holding
roomkay and you're sat down. It's a
classic. Like, it's all wood
room. And they sit you down on a.
Really uncomfortable wooden chair.
>> Cameron (10:06):
How soon is this?
>> Skylar (10:07):
This is, like, where they took them straight after they arrested him. So this will
be like, little bit. A little bit. Yeah. This
is seeing your side of what's going on. they sit you
down and, you sit there for good, like,
20 minutes. And you're just like. Well, I feel like
you probably have seen this process before. You know that they're
just trying to wait you out a little bit. They're kind of trying
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to get you uncomfortable, get you frustrated. All of a
sudden, dude bursts in the door. He's a
tiefling. He wears a long overcoat.
he's got bright red skin. He's got horns.
That come up to about half a
foot up from his. Kind of. Around his forehead.
and he's got a book in his hands. And
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he sits down across from you and he says,
well, well, well, Feather
mcgregor.
So I've seen your file. I know
you work for blank space.
And, you know, I'm just trying to figure
out how a guy like you
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who works for a secret police organization
goes so far off the deep end.
>> Quinn (11:14):
These guys don't know who I am. I'm undercover. I'm just
doing what I've done for the last 20 years.
>> Skylar (11:19):
Yeah. Okay, so you've been killing
people for the last 20 years. Is that what you're telling me?
>> Quinn (11:25):
Being undercover is the most important part. You should
know that more than anybody. You
can't break. You can't break the.
But I don't remember killing anybody.
>> Skylar (11:38):
We get you down for five counts of felony
murder. And that's just the start.
We've got you down for killing. Let's see
here. Oh, looks like a noble.
his three bodyguards, a.
His carriage driver,
and it looks like,
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some questionable individual. Now, you might not get as
much time on that questionable, questionable
individual, but I tell guarantee you're going to get quite
a bit of time on that noble.
>> Quinn (12:09):
I can tell you I was present.
>> Skylar (12:11):
Oh, yeah.
>> Quinn (12:12):
And did my best to stop.
>> Skylar (12:14):
But was present at the scene.
>> Dave (12:17):
Who was he talking to?
>> Skylar (12:18):
Right now he's talking to a, dude
that came into his holding cell and his chatting with him.
>> Quinn (12:24):
You should t. You should know that I'd be there. But
I don't. I don't actively commit these murders. They
happen when I'm around. I'm undercover.
>> Skylar (12:32):
They happen when you're around. Undercover. That's an
interesting statement.
>> Quinn (12:36):
Y. This really shouldn't be an issue
whatsoever.
>> Skylar (12:39):
Oh, all right. All right. Well, I'm justnna tell you right now that
it is, it is an issue
because here's the thing. We have
a statement that
puts you at the scene, and it's not
mentioning really anybody else.
>> Quinn (12:55):
I've been with a group the whole time. I've been pretty much
everywhere. Yeah, but
don't. I don't deny that these deaths probably happened. I don't
know.
>> Skylar (13:04):
Well, I can tell you they did happen.
And it sounds like. I mean, you just admitted you were
there.
>> Quinn (13:10):
Duh.
>> Skylar (13:12):
Oh, well, great.
>> Quinn (13:13):
Pretty. Pretty, You know how many murders I've witnessed
being undercover?
417.
>> Skylar (13:21):
Right on. It gets to you, doesn't it?
>> Quinn (13:23):
And it does.
>> Skylar (13:24):
Maybe.
>> Quinn (13:24):
I don't know.
>> Skylar (13:25):
Yeah, maybe Maybe. Maybe you kind of want to try it out for
yourself.
>> Quinn (13:30):
I mean, I've killed bad people. I m
pretty sure its in the file.
>> Skylar (13:34):
Oh, yeah. I mean, I've seen your extensive police
history with blank space and so on.
>> Quinn (13:39):
So I do things that you couldn't.
>> Skylar (13:41):
Well, sure, I'm just a, you know, I'm just a
prosecuting attorney, so. Yeah, you're right. It's things that
I wouldn't do. But we all
have different jobs, and, today my job
is to try to figure out why you
did the bad things you did. And it makes my job a hell of
a lot easier tomorrow when we go to court
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for the initial hearings. I mean, then my job, what,
probably three days after that when we do the
official hearing.
>> Quinn (14:08):
Yeah. Didn't kill anybody.
>> Skylar (14:10):
H. All right, well, I got evidence that says he did.
>> Quinn (14:13):
Let we see the evidence.
>> Skylar (14:15):
You'll see it. You'll see it during
the court hearing for sure.
>> Quinn (14:19):
Okay.
>> Skylar (14:20):
And I'll be mentioning that you did admit that you
were present.
>> Quinn (14:25):
I'll tell him it was pretty obvious that I was there
around for most of these murder.
>> Skylar (14:31):
How do you figure? What makes it obvious
if I'm undercover.
>> Quinn (14:34):
With the people in the groups that are involved in
killings.
>> Skylar (14:39):
Again, I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about this
group. All I got is do you think, cover for.
I don't know what you're gonna cover exactly.
>> Quinn (14:46):
Why would you know what I was?
>> Skylar (14:48):
As far as I'm aware, you're not undercover. You're just out killing
people.
>> Quinn (14:51):
You just, you know that I work where I work and what I
do.
>> Skylar (14:56):
You know, I. I'm just gonna just come forward and say,
I. I'm just prosecuting attorney.
I. I don't know much about who you are.
>> Quinn (15:04):
You don't know what you're talking about.
>> Skylar (15:05):
I.
>> Quinn (15:06):
You just admit you don't know what you're talking about.
>> Skylar (15:08):
I mean, I read your file. I read that. I read the stuff
that,
>> Quinn (15:11):
Yeah, I want my lawyers.
>> Skylar (15:13):
Oh, yeah. See, there we go.
>> Quinn (15:14):
Yeah. Just.
>> Skylar (15:15):
Yeah, there it is. Yeah. I can't coax you in. Anything else?
Any. Anything else you want to admit to stealing the
horse. They were, you know, all that kind of stuff, like, just so I can
mark the horses, you know, with the. With the
cart. The one that we found behind your
house.
>> Quinn (15:31):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know who did it.
>> Skylar (15:33):
Oh, yeah. Was his name. Let me check
here. By any chance, was his name, the
sl. Feather McGregor? Because
that's what I've got down on.
>> Quinn (15:43):
My pa. Oh, really?
>> Cameron (15:44):
Yeah, yeah.
>> Quinn (15:45):
Not the Slicer or.
>> Skylar (15:47):
No, I mean the Slicers.
>> Quinn (15:49):
One died. Name?
>> Skylar (15:51):
Lord, Pendleton.
>> Quinn (15:53):
One of his guys, maybe the carriage driver.
>> Skylar (15:56):
Oh, they're dead. We've got their
bodies.
>> Quinn (16:00):
Those. I don't know. The Slicer has a lot of people working for
him.
>> Skylar (16:03):
It's Slicers dead.
>> Quinn (16:05):
Well, yeah.
>> Skylar (16:06):
Got his body.
>> Quinn (16:07):
Yeah. I'm trying to work on. Trying to eliminate
that organization right now.
>> Skylar (16:12):
The Thieves Guild as a whole.
Yeah, that's a pretty big bust. But, again.
>> Quinn (16:18):
And you're not helping things right now, are you?
>> Skylar (16:21):
Again, I'm just working with what I've been given, which is
I got you for five counts of felony murder, and that's in one of
them being a noble, and that's pretty big
deal.
>> Quinn (16:30):
Cool.
>> Skylar (16:31):
All right, well, if that's all, I'm sure they can
give you your call and you can get a hold of yourlegal team, stuff like that. So,
you know, thank you, though. Seriously think. I really appreciate you
mentioning the bitid about being at the scene.
that'snn be.
>> Quinn (16:43):
I think these was there. Yeah.
>> Skylar (16:45):
Okay. I'm not falling for that. I've heard that one before.
And he walks out. And as after he walks
out, an officer comes in and he says,
>> Cameron (16:54):
yeah, so, get, your call for your
legal team. here is,
asceding horn. So you just,
You ever used one of these before?
>> Quinn (17:04):
N. No.
>> Cameron (17:05):
basically you're just gonna. You're just gonna put the
horn up to your mouth.
>> Skylar (17:10):
It's like a speaking horn, just to clarify. Not like a bugle or something
like that. It's like one you would shout through, Right?
>> Cameron (17:15):
Yeah.
And then so basically you just put it up to your lips. You think
about who it is that you want to contact, and then
you speak your message and it sends it to them and you guys can
have a quick communication. You got three
minutes. So, I'm going to step out of the room,
leave you to it, and, I'll be back to
grab the horn as soon as you're dead.
>> Skylar (17:35):
And he steps out.
>> Quinn (17:37):
So here's my legal team.
>> Skylar (17:39):
That's up to you or whoever you want to contact.
Doesn't have to be your legal team. Could be your mom, the chief down.
>> Quinn (17:45):
At the Blank space.
>> Speaker I (17:47):
All right, Feather, what are you.
What are you calling me for?
>> Quinn (17:52):
Yeah, so, all this undercover
work and everything. Yeah, yeah, they,
got me on five counts of murder.
>> Speaker I (18:00):
Yeah, I heard about that. yeah,
this is supp Posing a bit of a problem.
>> Cameron (18:05):
U.
>> Quinn (18:06):
this has happened to many agents in the past. Why don't you
just tell them what I'm doing?
>> Speaker I (18:10):
Feather, this wasn't one of our cases.
>> Quinn (18:13):
What were are you talking about?
>> Speaker I (18:14):
I mean, we didn't have you on.
>> Skylar (18:16):
A case, and to top it off, you technically
quite.
>> Quinn (18:19):
But you knew what I was doing.
>> Speaker I (18:21):
Not really. I told you I didn't really know what you were doing. You
told me you had a bunch of guys that you were following. I said,
okay, if you feel like.
>> Quinn (18:28):
Well, you m. Maybe if you would have made a case and made
an issue out of this, we wouldn't be in the situation.
You should have listened to me when I said what I said, and I
just hang out.
>> Dave (18:38):
Oh, no.
>> Quinn (18:39):
Yeah, he's noting help.
>> Skylar (18:40):
That took 30 seconds. I'll say that you
can. You still got another two and a half minutes.
>> Quinn (18:46):
Okay. Contact jar.
>> Dave (18:48):
Jim, do you have the talking.
>> Skylar (18:51):
Yeah. You don't have the walk talkie? Rocky, that's the only way to
contact a deity. If it was that easy. If
it was that easy, Imagine every, like, pastor,
priest, whatever. every church is like, dude, give me one of them
horns, man. I can talk to the. They would probably
lose their job, because then anybody could just go up there and be like, al
right, get. Tell us what to do, and then let
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God talk through the horn.
>> Quinn (19:14):
Algh. So I would like to
contact Maki Moni.
>> Skylar (19:19):
Oh, interesting choice.
>> Quinn (19:21):
Hey, it's feather.
>> Skylar (19:23):
Maci, you get a weird, like, voice of feather
mcgregor in your head.
>> Speaker I (19:27):
M. This scone is delicious. O.
Hello.
>> Quinn (19:31):
Hey. Hey. This Feather. Feather little
sauce.
>> Speaker I (19:35):
My favorite client.
>> Quinn (19:36):
How are you doing,
client? what do you mean?
>> Speaker I (19:41):
Well, my favorite and only client of the newly
established KGB law firm.
Don't worry, buddy. We got your back.
>> Quinn (19:49):
Oh, well, I was gonna have you guys find me a
lawyer, but it sounds like you guys have already found me one. Are
they reputable? Yeah, we're very rep. What do you
mean, we? What do you mean, we?
>> Speaker I (20:01):
We. You know, we didn't want to mess around,
so we got the best.
>> Quinn (20:05):
Oh, you. Oh, you got, Oh, you got. Oh,
you got the best. Oh, so you're telling
me. I mean, I know he's expensive, but,
But,
>> Speaker I (20:15):
Well, we can discuss my feel.
>> Quinn (20:17):
Well, you're. You didn't get James. Defendant.
You didn't get James the.
The James. The defendant. That's his last name is the
defendant. No,
so. Oh, you got his son
Tim, the defendant.
>> Dave (20:33):
You got fouros here.
>> Quinn (20:36):
I've never heard of them.
>> Skylar (20:37):
Who?
>> Quinn (20:38):
Can I talk to him?
>> Dave (20:41):
I put my head together.
>> Skylar (20:46):
all of a sudden you all hear Feather McGregor's
voice in all of your heads. But it's using more of
your time more quickly.
>> Quinn (20:53):
Yeah, u so u. Yeah, can I talk to my
defendants? I appreciate your clients on the phone here.
>> Speaker I (20:59):
Don't say anything.
>> Quinn (21:00):
Wait a minute.
>> Speaker I (21:01):
Very good point. I sure said that first. We'll
be there shortly. We have to finish bog
meet.
>> Skylar (21:11):
And time runs.
>> Quinn (21:15):
I just. I just sit there and I just.
I just hand the horn back to the guy.
I'm scared.
>> Skylar (21:21):
Yeah. He comes back in and he picks.
>> Quinn (21:23):
It up ands I'm laughing. I'm
screwed.
>> Skylar (21:26):
About 15 minutes later, and the
door opens once again, and in
walks 1 keanku, 2
keu, a goblin and a coboal.
>> Cameron (21:37):
Do we have suits on?
>> Skylar (21:39):
I love the idea.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (21:40):
I like to find that we'found a tie.
>> Cameron (21:41):
At least we all have ties. I have m a Mickey mo.
>> Skylar (21:44):
So that'it is just a tie. Like, you're like,
totally.
>> Cameron (21:47):
It's normal outfit. We just all have
matching ties.
>> Skylar (21:51):
Yes, I like that.
>> Cameron (21:52):
What color, guys, what color ties?
>> Skylar (21:54):
Maybe purple or a print. Yeah, see if it's
good.
>> Dave (21:57):
Purple would go gray with my robe.
>> Cameron (21:59):
Okay, so purple. But it's like, it's got like.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (22:02):
Purple really clashes with my blue.
>> Cameron (22:05):
Well, we only think one color. so how
about purple but with like, blue
accent?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (22:11):
Yes.
>> Cameron (22:12):
Blue argy. Oh, there you go.
Purple and blue argy. There we go.
>> Skylar (22:17):
All right.
>> Cameron (22:18):
What say you does?
>> Skylar (22:19):
Yes.
>> Cameron (22:20):
Okay, Des is in. Now we come
back to us walking in. Right? Right.
>> Skylar (22:25):
Then you're walking in with, purple.
>> Cameron (22:26):
Argyle fixing his tile as he
walks in.
these individuals said they're your, legal team.
Are you willing to accept them?
>> Quinn (22:35):
at this point, I don't have a choice.
Yeah, I take them.
>> Cameron (22:39):
All right. I, let you guys, do.
>> Skylar (22:41):
Your thing and he closes the door, and
you guys are all in this little kind of like holding space,
questioning space to, offer legal counsel to your
friend.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (23:04):
All right, what have they got you for
mcgregor?
>> Quinn (23:07):
U five counts of murder.
>> Cameron (23:09):
That's it. This case is gonna be the
easiest case yet in my career.
>> Quinn (23:14):
And if we happen to make complete.
>> Cameron (23:16):
Fools of ourselves, your bail'only 500 gold
pieces.
>> Quinn (23:20):
Oh, that's it.
>> Skylar (23:20):
Just to clarify, so that I understand, but
bail doesn't mean you're just like scot free.
>> Cameron (23:26):
No, that's a hundred percent what it doesn't mean.
>> Skylar (23:29):
Yeah, I was gonna say because you, you when you said that
there, you had me worried that's like, your bail is only 500 bucks. We'll
get you out of here. No big deal. And I'm like, wait, hold on.
>> Quinn (23:37):
Hey, you guys. You guys got the rock on you? You's got the
rock.
>> Cameron (23:41):
Wa.
>> Skylar (23:41):
I know. I was gonna. I was just about to go.
What do you guys need?
>> Cameron (23:45):
There he is. There's our fifth member.
>> Skylar (23:47):
He's fixing his blue. His purple ar.
Right?
>> Dave (23:51):
The biggest ku you
pe.
>> Skylar (23:54):
And it's a really. It's like a really tiny tie.
Like, he's like a big, giant man.
>> Cameron (23:58):
Withy five set we got for the.
>> Skylar (24:01):
Little tie, the Rocky talky. Who has the Rocky.
>> Dave (24:04):
I have no idea.
>> Cameron (24:05):
pretty.
>> Skylar (24:05):
I mean, one of you. Ah, yeah. One of you has
it Pr. Mak. I think that sounds right.
>> Dave (24:10):
Here it is, right in my pocket.
>> Quinn (24:14):
Yeah. can I see it for second?
>> Skylar (24:16):
Sure. O. You guys haven't used your question for today.
>> Cameron (24:19):
I didn't use it yesterday because your.
>> Skylar (24:20):
Question was going to be do banks
avnuran than I should have asked.
>> Quinn (24:25):
Thatness. All right, so I shake.
>> Cameron (24:27):
Are you gonna ask if banks have insurance?
>> Quinn (24:29):
Oh, no, I'm gonna ask some douse.
>> Skylar (24:31):
Hello, Philather McGregor.
>> Cameron (24:33):
Are you about to ask me if.
>> Skylar (24:36):
Banks in this world are insured? M.
No.
>> Quinn (24:39):
So. no. No, I'm not.
>> Skylar (24:42):
O.
>> Quinn (24:43):
So what's the best offense to
use that will get me out of this?
>> Skylar (24:48):
Mmm. M. Usually I say deny,
deny, deny.
>> Quinn (24:52):
But you know what will get me out of this? Oh, what's the
one defense I can use it get me out of that.
>> Cameron (24:57):
It's definitely insane.
>> Skylar (24:58):
Well, the defenses are as
varied as the
arguments and the evidence that can be produced. But
one thing that I will say is if they
use magic, then
make sure you say that
it is an untrustworthy source
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and can easily be manipulated.
And that usually trumps quite a
bit.
>> Quinn (25:26):
Of the can you just bring the people that died back to life?
>> Cameron (25:28):
Or.
>> Skylar (25:29):
I. No, I can't do that.
>> Quinn (25:31):
Well, you literally can.
>> Skylar (25:33):
No, I can't.
I truly can't.
>> Cameron (25:37):
Could you've at least given all the guards different voices
in this world?
>> Skylar (25:41):
No, I'm just the deity of gambling.
That's. That's what I do.
>> Cameron (25:47):
Then how come there's only, like, two casinos in
this whole place?
>> Skylar (25:50):
What are you talking about? There's plenty of casinos.
>> Cameron (25:54):
What?
>> Skylar (25:55):
There's a casino in every district.
>> Cameron (25:57):
I'm sorry, Jar Jim. I guess my client is withholding
information from me.
>> Skylar (26:01):
Oh, good, good. That's what he's supposed
to do, but he hasn't Done it very well
so far.
>> Cameron (26:08):
What does that mean?
>> Skylar (26:09):
Oh, I think you should ask him.
>> Cameron (26:11):
I. Heroic turns and goes. What's that
mean? Well, sa.
>> Dave (26:15):
What have you told them?
>> Cameron (26:17):
Jium?
>> Skylar (26:17):
All right. Here's the best defense.
When all else fails,
look for a.
>> Dave (26:24):
Weapon under the roots of the manoa r
de.
>> Cameron (26:30):
And then when the judges say.
Jerry, what if I be. a
verdict? Pull out the weapon and
yell. For I am the sword of
excalibur. You bend to my will. And they all
will bow. For I'PLACED a
loophole in this place that
everyone must respond to. Your name. Once
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finding the sword, then you will become
king of this land. And Allah will be
irrefutable to your name, where you can
bend the blass themselves to your
will. At that point, we will have all
the money in this world under your
legion. And we can firmly burst
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from this world's mortal coil
back to the real world.
Is that what he says?
>> Skylar (27:20):
If all else fails,
plead the
28th.
>> Quinn (27:27):
What's the 28?
>> Skylar (27:28):
Oh, you'll see. But it'll get you out of just
about anything.
>> Quinn (27:33):
Didn most people not know about it or.
>> Skylar (27:35):
U. it's not widely used.
>> Quinn (27:38):
Is it gonna cause me problems down the line?
>> Skylar (27:40):
You're asking me more than one question. I've already answered two,
technically, so I gott a skedaddle.
>> Quinn (27:46):
I really don't like you sometimes.
>> Skylar (27:48):
Sorry to hear that.
>> Quinn (27:49):
Other times, you're quite alright.
>> Skylar (27:52):
I'm glad I've hit a good balance.
>> Quinn (27:55):
Bye.
>> Cameron (27:57):
As your lawyer, I advise you never to plead the
28th. That's the law. 28th
again, none of you have
like actual.
>> Skylar (28:06):
Otherwise you'd know exactly what the 28th.
>> Quinn (28:08):
The guy. The guy that knows everything about this world
said to do it. So I think that's gonna be our plan here.
>> Cameron (28:14):
But he's put us here to punish us.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (28:17):
Yeah, I don't know if he's your friend. He's certainly not
our friend.
>> Quinn (28:21):
Yeah, but he still wants us to go through. He bet
that we could do this. So this
is holding us up or holding you up?
So he bet that we could do this,
right?
>> Skylar (28:34):
No, I think he bet that you couldn't.
>> Cameron (28:36):
Yeah, he bet that we couldn't. And also
he didn't bet about you. Just saying.
So he might be using you to holdull this back,
if anything.
>> Quinn (28:45):
Well, I don't feel like he'd be the kind too to
make a bet unfair.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (28:50):
This is the same God who just, The same
deity who just pulled the wool over your eyes and
showed you that your entire existence is for naught. So are you
really gonna trust him at his face value?
>> Quinn (29:01):
I thought we asked him questions, he had to give us the
answer.
>> Cameron (29:05):
yeah, I guess, truthfully he said that, but he also could have been
lying when he said that.
>> Quinn (29:09):
What else? What other options we got? I mean, I feel like
he. If he's a, gambling God, he
likes fair bet, so
it's got toa be fair. I feel like he's fair
and just, just you gotta uphold your into the bet.
So I a. At this point where what other
options we got?
>> Cameron (29:28):
Break you out?
>> Quinn (29:29):
Well, we could, we could kill a lot more people or we could
try and get out of here.
>> Cameron (29:33):
no one said kill. You brought that up again. You
went killing. You have a thing for that. You
probably should go to jail.
>> Quinn (29:42):
### I watched you guys rip open the slicer in
half.
>> Cameron (29:46):
No, I shot him with like an arrow.
I wouldn't say rip open it, ripped him open.
>> Quinn (29:52):
Blood everywhere.
>> Cameron (29:53):
Compared to what I did, top side and I point
up, it was nothing.
>> Quinn (29:58):
Alright, so, well, maybe you. We should go get some sleep.
And you guys, research what
the 28th isus. I don't know what it is either.
###eah officer. yeah, can
I get a book. Can I get a book of the, rights. Book of
rights.
>> Cameron (30:14):
we don't have one of those four
prisoners. are you ready to go to your cell
or.
>> Quinn (30:20):
I haven't had dinner yet.
>> Cameron (30:22):
We'll provide it.
>> Quinn (30:23):
Do you have cake tonight?
>> Cameron (30:25):
I don't know what they're making.
>> Quinn (30:26):
All right, see you guys tomorrow.
>> Skylar (30:28):
All right, so you guys are led out, you are led to your
cel, put in with a couple of other kind of
slimy looking figures. And
I think you guys head back to go get some rest
and then everybody gets a good night's sleep.
Well, that's a lie. Everybody gets a stressful night's
sleep and one of you gets a fairly uncomfortable night's
sleep at best. And then you guys
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get together in the morning at the
prison, obviously. And I think you guys arrive
for the court hearing. And this is just the
preliminary hearing, right?
>> Cameron (31:00):
Let's just show up to the court because this is gonna go great regardless
where the. Where we've got it. We've never lost
a case. Let's just play it like that.
>> Skylar (31:08):
ah, that's a good point. That is a good point.
>> Quinn (31:10):
Have you gu. Did you guys find anything on the 28th?
>> Dave (31:13):
Oh, I remember the 28th. Big sale
day at the grocery store.
>> Cameron (31:17):
Oh, yes, he's right. I didn't. Ever seen an old
paper?
>> Quinn (31:21):
No, no. The 28th amendment.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (31:23):
Oh, am men. What?
>> Cameron (31:25):
Oh, 28 men.
>> Quinn (31:27):
Oh, tell me. Forgot.
>> Dave (31:28):
Is that like ketchup?
>> Quinn (31:30):
Do you guys remember anything past, like, two hours ago?
>> Cameron (31:33):
No, we remember the things we care about.
>> Skylar (31:36):
so you guys are in the,
courtroom, right? This is go goingna be where
the eventual, like, actual court
hearing takes place. Right? But right now you guys are just doing what's
called the initial appearance. So, feather McGregor. You're
in there. You guys are in there. And there's
an individual. The individual, the
tiefling guy is in there.
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And there is an older woman who is
also there. And then the judge walks
in. It is. Oh, man, it'gonna be fun. let's
come up with something funny. Let's come up with something funny. It is a, ah,
orc. It's, a big oras
huge, like big kind of tusk teeth.
he's well built. He's maybe a bit on the
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heavier side, though. He hasn't been like a fighting
kind of orc. He's been a sit behind a desk kind of
orc. And he comes in in the traditional, you know, like,
big black robes. And he walks in and
there's a. There's a. What's the officer inside of court?
Bailiff. Bailiff. Yes, there's a bailiff there. They're
all wearing like, those big barrister wigs that just make them
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look ridiculous because it's fantasy and that's fun.
And the barrister steps forward.
>> Cameron (32:44):
He says, please rise for
the honorable judge
Bertrand.
>> Skylar (32:50):
And everybody, as presumably
stands up.
>> Cameron (32:54):
Was that our jud's name?
>> Skylar (32:56):
Yeah. Oh, it's not wiggle
noodle? No.
>> Cameron (32:59):
I thought it was a different name you gave us.
>> Skylar (33:01):
Did I? Oh, shoot, you're right. I did. U.
shoot. Anybody remember when I was.
>> Cameron (33:06):
It was like a bas.
>> Quinn (33:07):
He's out sick today.
>> Cameron (33:08):
It was a basic name.
>> Quinn (33:10):
He's out sick.
>> Cameron (33:11):
now is, please stand for the honorable
replacement judge, Judge
Bertrand.
>> Skylar (33:18):
And in walks the orc. Which it
would have been funnier if you guys had actually done, like, actual
research before. Like, I know you pitched the idea,
fatty, but you guys actually went,
yeah, a bunch of research on the judge. And then it came in. It was.
>> Quinn (33:32):
Would have been pretty fre.
>> Skylar (33:33):
That would have been really funny. but anyway, so judge
Bertrand.
>> Cameron (33:39):
PR. Sir, if you could keep your voice down, we'll be doing
the here.
>> Skylar (33:44):
The hearing momentarily. Ah, all right. And a
Judge steps up to his seat and he holds up his hands for
everybody to sit down, and then he sits down as well, and he picks
up a bunch of papers and he says, algh.
Father mcgregor, you wanted
on five counts of felony
murder, one count of first degree armed
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robbery, one count of first
degree theft, and one count
of trespassing. Do you have
legal counsel with you today?
>> Quinn (34:14):
Yes, and they will do be doing the speaking for me.
>> Dave (34:17):
Maia is furiously writing down what the charges
are.
>> Skylar (34:21):
Okay, sounds good. Yep. You got this writt down.
>> Cameron (34:23):
Trying to count.
>> Skylar (34:24):
Okay.
All right. We' feather
mcgregor be plead
guilty or not guilty during this
time.
>> Dave (34:35):
I think we know what we want to do.
Not guiltyeah.
>> Cameron (34:39):
he didn't do it.
>> Skylar (34:40):
Thank you. The defendant
pleads not guilty. The
trial for feather mcgregor will be held
here in this room at
noon in three days.
I recommend that the defendant and
the prosecution prepares their cases
respectively. We will be
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reconvening later today for the
jury choosing. Please be here at
2:00pm to be a part of that.
>> Cameron (35:12):
Thanks, your honor.
>> Skylar (35:13):
You're welcome.
And he stands up and he heads
out. Okay, so the way this is going to work is
we'll. We can jump straight to picking the
jury. but at the very least, the idea
is that there are three days and
there are multiple different choices that you can take each
day. for what, what direction that you want to go
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as his legal team. Right. You could spend a half
day to do one of two options. Bail
lil sauce out or go visit lil sauce in
prison to kind of discuss with him where you guys are
at. You can spend a full day to spy
on the defense, tamper with the evidence.
O.
>> Cameron (35:52):
Excellent.
>> Skylar (35:52):
tamper with other individuals who might be involved
with the case, procure fake witnesses,
evidence. Obviously, any of these can also
be like to grab legitimate evidence. It's just, you know,
a little bit harder to GR legitimate evidence in the situation
that, I mean, technically he was
involved. And intimidate witnesses
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is also an option. Obviously you got to know who the witnesses are
and in order to do so. But I digress. So those are
your options. We can jump straight to the jury
trial because it's. I mean, I don't know what all you guys are going to
do in. In between time, but I think we can
pick, the jury selection here immediately. Okay,
so you guys walk in and. And
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at some point during all this, just to clarify, some point during all
this part, like, once you guys are officially representing,
someone's looked at your papers, I kind of didn't have A problem.
>> Quinn (36:41):
Don't even want to know what they say. Like a part of me, but
like.
>> Skylar (36:44):
Like who the jury is and what they're gonna say.
>> Quinn (36:46):
Don't even know what they're saying. Like, like, I mean, at the same
time, though, I kind of do.
>> Skylar (36:50):
But, like, you can sit in on it.
Like, you can just hear. I mean. Yeah, yeah. All right,
so you guys come in, and then the prosecution comes
in, and inside of this room, there
are 12 individuals each
various different people, various different races, all this
other stuff.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (37:08):
Do they look angry?
>> Skylar (37:10):
A couple of them, yes, absolutely.
most of them look like they don't want to be.
>> Cameron (37:16):
Excellent.
>> Skylar (37:17):
So here are, there's a whole bunch of these individuals. You can
ask each one of them. Like, we're gonna go with one question because there's 12
people here. just to make things easier, to kind of get an idea
of who they are and whether or not you want them to serve, here are your
options. So in interns, between you and the
prosecution, once you guys go through all these people,
you're going to take turns. You're going to pick one
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person that you definitely want to serve on the
jury board, or you're going to pick one
person to strike from the jury. Those are
your two options. Once you make one of those two
options, then it passes to the prosecution and they're going
toa make a choice, and then it'll pass back and forth. So
that way you have a fair ish situation here.
>> Cameron (37:57):
And how many questions can we ask
them to keep things moving? Just one. I
love that.
>> Skylar (38:03):
Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. Yeah.
>> Cameron (38:05):
Cool. Can we have ever, can we have. Can our council have a
recess before, we begin?
>> Skylar (38:10):
I,
>> Cameron (38:10):
No, just a quiet aside.
>> Skylar (38:11):
If anything, this is, this is the time before you
guys jump to the juey. So. Yeah, absolutely. Go for it.
>> Cameron (38:16):
All right, guys, so here's my idea. We each can ask them
one question, right? Wait, does the prosecutor
ask them questions as well?
>> Skylar (38:24):
Yes, he'll ask a question.
>> Dave (38:25):
What if we ask them where they were on, the night of the
murder, Try to find the real
killer.
>> Cameron (38:32):
What if we ask, in no relations to
our client, have they ever tried little
sauce'secret. Sauce, and did they like
it? Mmm.
>> Dave (38:41):
That's a good idea. That's a good.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (38:42):
Because then we know they already have.
>> Cameron (38:44):
A bias because they don't know who our client is.
Right. So.
>> Skylar (39:03):
So, the first individual who's sitting there is
a Goliath,
and he sits pretty dang
tall compared to everybody Else there's some
tall people that are on this group, but he's obviously the
tallest. And obviously for each
person they're going to state their name and then you can ask
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your question.
He says, yeah, my name
is Kale Ironside.
>> Cameron (39:30):
Algh. Can I. I'll ask the first question.
Kale, how tall are
you?
>> Skylar (39:39):
Ah, I am. he kind of like looks at.
His fingers and moves him around a.
Little bit and he says seven foot
seven.
And he looks like. He kind of like pause for saying. And he like looks up.
>> Cameron (39:51):
I point head makis'notes and wr that down.
>> Skylar (39:54):
Right.
>> Cameron (39:54):
All right. I now leave my question for the prosecution. Then I
scoop back sh.
>> Skylar (39:58):
The prosecution, looks over'at Kay Iron
and he says, m. Mr. Kale,
what are your thoughts
on death?
>> Dave (40:12):
Open ended questions.
>> Skylar (40:14):
and K says, well,
I admit that
I believe the strongest
should rule the world.
So I believe that if you can
kill, there should be
nothing stopping you from
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being in control.
Okay, fantastic. u. So that's everything for Kale
Ironside. Next, up
is, it's actually a female era cocra
and she looks very like owl is like the form
that she took. Right. her plumage and kind of
the coloring looks a little bit dull to suggest a little bit
older. Right. up in years. And she
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sits there, very posh. And she says,
hello, my name is
Vivian Blackwood. And the judge looks
over at the defendant Team M. And he says u.
What U. What question would you like to ask Vivian?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (41:12):
Do you know Jonathan?
>> Cameron (41:14):
Is.
>> Skylar (41:14):
You mean Jnathan?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (41:16):
I'm sorry, I meant do you know Jnathan?
>> Skylar (41:19):
Wait, who is. Who is Jnathan?
>> Cameron (41:22):
What is.
>> Skylar (41:23):
Hold this is familiar.
>> Cameron (41:25):
Jonathan. Jonathan's the bird person from
the start of the D and D movie.
>> Skylar (41:30):
Oh, gosh. From Dungeons of
Dragons. She says, I.
She looks over, she looks over at the judge and
she says, I would like to say that
I do not appreciate what I can only assume
is racism simply because
I am an Heracocrra. You assume
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that I know every, other Eriakra
that exists in this city. With that
being said, I do know Jonathan,
but not personally.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (42:01):
I rest my case.
>> Skylar (42:03):
The judge is just shaking his head as he looks over to the
prosecution. The prosecution says, u. yes,
Ms. Vivian. Could I
ask if I might be so fold
who do you support on the
upcoming election? And she
says, well, I could see how
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some would not be interested in answering
that question. And whereas some might choose
to abstain, I am more than happy to say
that I am a full fledged
GIMAL supporter. I am, in
fact, one of his local
representatives. I am one of his
representatives for, more specifically,
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the Asgardia district, Although I do also
tend to campaign over in the central
stock. And the prosecution says, well, thank you
very much, Vivian. We appreciate, your
honesty with that. that is all for my
questions. ###Over Vivian. And you move
on to the next person. the next person is a
female human. and
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she looks very young, like, fresh into
adulthood. And she wears sort of
a very wizard eque cat, but she's wearing a variety of
different things on her person that are kind
of steampunk esque.
>> Dave (43:21):
Right?
>> Skylar (43:21):
There's a lot of, like, cogs and woriring
things and moving parts. and
she looks a little bit nervous and
uncomfortable. And she says, yes, my name
is Veronica Tesla,
and look, if there's any
way that I could leave, I'm actually a
college student at the School of Wizardry.
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I really have to get back to my studies.
And the judge speaks up, and he.
Says, u Veronica, you have to
understand that, being a part of the judicial system
is, meant to be a privilege.
please, respect that. If you are struck from
things that would be different, but you
are expected to serve when summoned.
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I understand. It's just I also have a job, and
they're very demanding of me, and it just.
Please only answer the questions
and we'll see where this goes.
And she looks over at you guys almost
pleadingly like, get me out of here.
>> Dave (44:21):
Where do you go to college?
>> Skylar (44:24):
Even the judge just takes his
glasses off and puts his hand over his
face. And she goes,
this school of Wizardry
in the central Stark
district. And she kind of, like,
looks around like, didn't I say that? I said that right? And
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everybody else is just, like. Everybody else is just, like, cupping their
hand and, like, giving her a nod like, yeah, you. You said that,
Roick.
>> Cameron (44:51):
Snotty.
>> Skylar (44:54):
and then the prosecution leans, over, and he
says, veronica, if I may
ask, what is it that you
study primarily at the College of
Wizardry? And she says, well,
I put most of my college
classes and major into
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artificing. and enchanting are my two
primary areas. And he says, oh, very nice, Very nice.
Thank you. I appreciate that. next up, you
have a halfling who's sitting there,
and he looks a bit rugged. He looks kind of like, a little
bit dirty. Like he's been messing around. And, like,
you know, his feet are kind of dirty. He's got some dirt on his
face. He's clean shaven and everything.
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but it looks more like because it's out of the fact that he
cannot grow hair on his face as opposed to
he keeps up with it. And he's even got, like, a pair of
suspenders on. And one of the buckles on one side is
busted, so it kind of just hangs down. and he says, yeah,
my name is Sprout. ask me anything. What do you Want
to know?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (45:56):
30 white horses on
Red hill. First they champ,
then they stamp, then they stand
still.
>> Cameron (46:05):
Is that a question? Answer the question.
>> Quinn (46:09):
Ah.
>> Skylar (46:09):
he starts to start sweating. It's starting
to kind of like combine with the dirt on his face and'turning them
out.
>> Cameron (46:15):
T understand this is against the,
horses.
Get it right. Oh, wow. I wasn't expecting
that.
>> Skylar (46:28):
And the prosecution looks confused at you
guys and then just looks at him and he says, yes,
Sprout, might I ask, what district
do you call home?
>> Cameron (46:39):
And he say, well, Ieah, I, I'm from the
Mediumville district. I hang around the rock
bottoms.
>> Skylar (46:44):
And, yeah, I'm hoping this someday I can become part of
the rock bottoms, but you didn't hear that for me.
And he looks over at the judge.
Really fast because he's kind of nervous. And the judge is just, like, shaking
his head, like, what a weirdo. Next up, you got this,
like, this dude in full
fishing attire, and he's an older dude. He's
got a fishing hat on. He's got a fishing vest on. It's
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got little bait things hanging
off of it. And he says, well, my
name is Wilson. You probably know me, Willie
Wilson from Wilson's Bait Bucket.
sell bait and other things.
Please, Mr. Wilson, this isn't a time to advertise
your business.
>> Cameron (47:23):
Let him go on.
>> Skylar (47:25):
If that's what you want to ask him about, then go
ahead.
>> Cameron (47:28):
I's sh. Where I'm going,
I ask. My
counsel said, said, IY go.
>> Dave (47:38):
what kind of insurance do you carry on
your business?
>> Skylar (47:43):
Yes, so I carry, just basically the
most basic insurance I can get.
Lo deductibles or,
sorry, low premiums,
high deductibles.
>> Dave (47:56):
So, in person, I mai showed,
Roick a note that he wrote down that said,
threaten arson to business.
>> Skylar (48:10):
the prosecution looks over at Willie and he
says, well, Willie, I have to ask, how are
things coming with the annual big catch
competition? Well, we're gearing up for
a big o year. We got
fishermen from all across the is of
Newman that Have signed up our big competition'coming
up soon and we're pretty dang excited.
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Thank you, I appreciate that. Moving on.
>> Cameron (48:35):
I like how u. the prosecution started
with like what are your thoughts on? And he slow death. And
he slowly just moved to just some.
>> Skylar (48:43):
He's matching your guys energy.
>> Cameron (48:47):
He's like, I'm not going toa ask them really deep questions of
the other guys go goingn cause they aren't even.
>> Skylar (48:52):
Taking this ser Exactly. He's like, I'll screw around. I
like to think that he's very pretend. Well, again, I'm the dm. I
guess I pick the character. But he's very pretentious and I think he
thinks let, let me see how low I can
stoop and then still win. This case is kind of what he's
hop hoping to achieve. the next person is
a cat folk, a small,
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like, like almost actual cat sized
cat folk, very puss and boots, wearing a variety of
clothes. And you can see
that around her paws there's
kind of like a green magical energy that kind of just sort of
emanates. And she says, my
name is Felicity Filar.
>> Cameron (49:32):
I'm, Felicity.
>> Skylar (49:33):
Yes.
>> Dave (49:34):
You vape.
>> Skylar (49:36):
I have used a
hookah on occasion, so I suppose
the answer is yes.
>> Cameron (49:46):
What flavor?
>> Skylar (49:47):
You can ask more than one question. You cannot ask.
>> Dave (49:50):
Sorry to one question.
>> Skylar (49:53):
the prosecution looks over at you.
>> Cameron (49:55):
For say, ask for me, please mouttain
it.
>> Skylar (49:59):
And then with a sly smirk he
looks over at Felicity and he says, Felicity,
I feel as though I've seen
you somewhere before.
Perchance do you work
in the legal department?
And Felicity kind of pauses for a moment. And then a
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smirk crosses Felicity's
face and she replies
quite the opposite and leaves it at
that.
>> Dave (50:29):
The anarchy to part.
>> Skylar (50:33):
So next up, is a very posh looking
human gentleman in very fine
clothing, wearing an almost ridiculous
looking hat that kind of like bunches up in one part and
like kind of just hangs over off to the side and like the most
dork dorky looking thing ever. And he
says, and my name
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is Marquis Sebastian
Octavius Thackeray
Whittington. What
question do you have for me?
>> Dave (51:03):
It's got a nice, nice name there.
>> Cameron (51:05):
I really want to, I really want to ask him, what
hete ask him what flavor is his Felicity
Bab. I don't think
he'll know I'm so scre. What's his
name?
>> Skylar (51:18):
Marquis Sebastian
Octavius Thackary Whittington.
>> Cameron (51:23):
Okay, do you think I'll ever Get
married.
>> Skylar (51:27):
He looks at you for a moment and he says, I'm
sure there's a beautiful
goblet girl out there for you somewhere.
Aw.
>> Cameron (51:37):
Huh? Thanks. I'm blushing a
little. Did you make notice?
>> Dave (51:43):
Not. Not a racist question mark.
>> Skylar (51:47):
That's kind of what I was getting at is like. It kind of seems like
a compliment, but if you think about it. Yeah. Anyway,
he, the prosecution looks over and he says. He
looks over at you guys and he kind of looks like, I
wonder. I wonder where I can get that. I can take this. You know, he's
kind of got the sly look in his eyes, and he says,
Mr. Thackeray Whittington, might I
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ask, you are a member
of the RG Horse racing guild, are you
not? yes, yes, I am, in fact, one of
the, executive board
members. Yes. Thank you. I
appreciate that. oh, and he kind of smirks at
you guys. He's just kind of trying to toy with seeing,
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like, how much you guys are willing to, like, go for.
next up, you have a woman
in very witch like
clothing. She has, like, a long cloak that's
got some kind of eerie natural elements to
it in a very pointed hat. Unlike,
the other magical female,
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Veronica, this one is
very, kind of, like, old and worn
out, whereas Veronica's was very new. And
she says, where my name is
Sheafina Nightrad.
Ask away.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (53:08):
What's your favorite potion to brew?
>> Skylar (53:10):
O My favorite potion to
brew?
>> Cameron (53:14):
Yes. Oh, that's easy. I
love a, good
liiqueify bones
potion.
>> Skylar (53:23):
It has the most, as I would call
it, entertaining effects
on one's enemies.
O And, the
prosecution leanss forward it and he says, yes. M. Ms.
Seraphina Nightshade, you.
I. You also seem quite familiar. I feel
like I've seen you in one of the
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sports organizations here in town. Can you confirm that or
deny that for me? She says, oh, yes, I am
in the battle wagons. Where,
where trio who rides
the giant broom? where you probably heard of our group
named Ghoul Runnings.
He says, ah, yes, of course. That's what it was. Thank you so
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much. yes. And who's next? And next up youc,
peeking out from kind of in, the second or third
row, you see a familiar face, a semi familiar
face. it is a younger orc man
with kind of long hair that kind of comes across his
eyes. And you guys recognize this
as the guy that Roick shot
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in the Minotaur races.
>> Cameron (54:30):
Oh, in the back of the leg, yes.
Oh.
>> Skylar (54:33):
Oi. My name's Thrack
Blackthorn.
And he kind of just glares.
>> Cameron (54:38):
Oh, he is the lead singer of the band.
>> Skylar (54:41):
Yes, he is the lead singer of the band that
played afterwards. And the
prosecution definitely notices this
spiteful glare at Roick. Will
younna ask me?
>> Cameron (54:54):
I feel like he's looking right at me.
>> Dave (54:57):
Well, what are you gonna ask him?
>> Cameron (54:59):
remember, answer truthfully. Want to
stand?
>> Skylar (55:03):
Oh, I will.
>> Cameron (55:04):
Do you hold a grudge?
Especially if the said party was
very sorry and didn't mean
to these dead into your eyes?
>> Skylar (55:15):
And he says, oh, I hold
one hell of a grudge.
>> Cameron (55:21):
Oh, just one.
>> Skylar (55:22):
One grudge right now.
>> Cameron (55:25):
I'm sorry, I.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (55:26):
Was it your girlfriend?
>> Cameron (55:27):
Yeah. You mad at the Mrs. Did
she leave you with the kids?
>> Skylar (55:31):
Excuse me, but could we keep it please to one question per
jury member?
>> Cameron (55:35):
Oh, is it two parter? Nope. Aw.
>> Skylar (55:38):
the prosecution looks over at, Thrax
Blackthorn and he says, ah, might I
ask, have you by chance, I noticed when you
entered the room it looked like you had a little bit of a limp. Is there a chance that you
suffered an injury lately? And he says,
oh, I did.
I suffered a, pretty nasty
one. But I'm starting to feel
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a hell of a lot better.
thank you. Yes. We, move on to the next person. It is
a lizard folk. It is an old
lizard folk iguana kind of looking
dude. He wears what looks like
very raggedy looking u
like admiral clothes. Like he was in some sort of,
ah, naval, specifically
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military force. And he says, well,
hi there. My name is Scaly Pete.
How could I help you guys?
>> Cameron (56:30):
I'm excited to get to see this side of the
legal process.
>> Skylar (56:34):
This is my first time serving on the jury. Cause most of
the time I'm, out serving at sea. Oh, sorry,
Judge, I'm saying too much.
>> Dave (56:42):
What is your disposition
on buccaneers like
whiteown?
>> Cameron (56:48):
I like em.
>> Skylar (56:49):
Yeah, well, let
me tell y Privateering.
>> Cameron (56:54):
Is a hell of a jab.
>> Skylar (56:56):
And, u, you know, I don't dislike them because
if they didn't exist, then I wouldn't have a job.
We don't fight much, buccaneers
and pirates and all that kind of stuff. So, you
know, I can't necessarily say I dislike em
per se. Hopefully that answered your
question. I swear m Mr. Judge, I'being as honest
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as I can.
>> Cameron (57:18):
Good answer. Good answer.
>> Skylar (57:20):
Oh, thank you. Thank you. U prosecution, you
gotta ask me a question, right? And he says, u yes.
Now, you said that you previously served. Do you no
longer Serve? No, I don't serve anymore, but I
do still serve ownership. in fact.
And it's funny that saraidieda brought it up because I'm also on
a group from the battle wagons. In
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fact, we call ourselves
Pirates of the Reptilian
Crew.
>> Quinn (57:48):
Ah.
>> Skylar (57:48):
yes. So wonderful, wonderful. U please, next. And
the next one is, is a centaur. So
he takes up like two rows of chairs for each
end of his horse like body.
He says, yes, my name is.
Ryan Equest and it's great
to be here today.
What can I help you wonderful lads with?
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And you guys ask him a question.
>> Cameron (58:13):
Do you think our client did it?
>> Skylar (58:16):
Well, that's hard to say. my real
concern personally is if
any horses were injured in any way, that would
really, really irk me quite a
bit. So, you know, that's kind of. I would like
to see that anyone who harms a horse of any
kind serve the penalty for their,
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for their crimes. But I can't
necessarily say one way or another would. It would put me
in a poor position as a jury member to make an
assumption now. And the prosecution
says. Yes, I'm actually greatly
appreciative that you brought that up.
>> Cameron (58:52):
Yes.
>> Skylar (58:53):
I would assume that you are very in tune with
natural and more importantly equine
creatures. you probably
want to see the preservation of such creatures. Yes.
Oh, yes, I'm very passionate about
the protections and the rights of
equine creatures of all kinds. Yes,
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that is my, my goal.
thank you sir. And last but not least, you
have a blue. Another
arracakcra. Ah, bluebird. And
a very young female bluebird at
that. And she sits up nice and
tall. she's wearing some sort of athletic cost
or costume or outfit or something along those lines. You
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know, it's kind of tight fitting and it looks very
sporty. And she says u hello,
yes, my name is Taylor Swiftwing
and I also have never served on the juurnry
before. So I'm very excited to be here. I'm gonna call
this, you know, like it's my judicial era.
>> Cameron (59:51):
That's fun. Yes.
>> Skylar (59:53):
I'm so excited. I hope I get to serve.
>> Cameron (59:55):
We both have a final question. Maki, let's
debate. I want to whisper what a my vial question was to
his he. What, what was yours? Machi.
>> Dave (01:00:04):
I was gonna ask her to describe her
childhood.
>> Cameron (01:00:07):
Oh, I was gonna start doing a handstand said
ask her what she thinks of it. Which one's better?
Keto, you got a coin
Just the.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:00:16):
I ro A taxs odds and evens odds is
what you didn't Dave, I.
>> Cameron (01:00:21):
Feel like you decided it before you.
>> Dave (01:00:22):
Rol,
what was your childhood like?
>> Skylar (01:00:30):
Oh, wow. You know, I grew up with two
loving parents, and I
was sent to one of the finest schools
in the central Stark district. And
I grew up with a passion and music. But
man, I really started playing. I, really got
inspired to play some sports when I was in.
(01:00:51):
When I was a kid. And as I grew up I was watching and my dad
took me to go watch the blood ball tournaments and
I just really fell in love with it. So I joined
the team. You'll see me play, for that
sport. M. If you ever have a chance to come
by. I'm team.
>> Cameron (01:01:07):
Do you play on?
>> Skylar (01:01:08):
yes, I'm part of the, the Harpy Harriers
in the prosecution. yes. Out of curiosity,
how do you feel the Harpy Harriers are, going to perform this
season? Oh, I think we've got it in the back.
You know, we, we've been up against the Misfit Munchers
and we've won. We've been up against the
Animix and I mean that was a tough fight, but, you know, we
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have inevitably won and we're coming up against Earth,
Wind, Fire and Air. That one's a little bit more nerve
wrackking. You know, it's gonna be an intense match, but I feel really
confident. my only hope, if I had to make one
prediction of like kind of the negative side. I really hope
that we don't have to go up against the Pastors of the Universe
because they're a pretty intense team. And with
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that, you guys have heard from all of the
jury, everyone.
>> Cameron (01:01:53):
There's one more person I have to ask a question
to.
>> Skylar (01:01:57):
Oh, I just.
>> Cameron (01:01:59):
And I point at the judge, I.
>> Skylar (01:02:01):
Go, you, this is quite
unorthodox.
>> Cameron (01:02:06):
What do you think of this? And I'm gonna get up on the stand and start doing
a. A handstand.
>> Skylar (01:02:10):
Yeah, do a performance.
>> Cameron (01:02:11):
Che 14.
>> Skylar (01:02:12):
he, he gestures over to the bailiff who takes a step
forward. And then he puts his hand out like weight. And then he
pauses. He goes, that's pretty good. Take it.
>> Cameron (01:02:21):
Thanks.
>> Skylar (01:02:22):
Please take your seat.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:02:23):
A sit back.
>> Skylar (01:02:26):
All right, begin the jury
options.
I will let the defendants make
the first choice. Would you like to pick
somebody and please either strike
or serve.
>> Cameron (01:02:38):
So is it just alternate? So you either pick or strike
into the other person and picks or strikes?
>> Skylar (01:02:43):
Yep.
>> Cameron (01:02:44):
How made you remember six there you'll.
>> Skylar (01:02:46):
Have six by the end because there's 12 total.
He's going three. You're gonna strike three and.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:02:51):
Oh, we're only allowed three strikes.
>> Skylar (01:02:53):
Yes.
>> Cameron (01:02:53):
So we strike three first.
>> Skylar (01:02:55):
No, it's your choice. You can either choose somebody that's a.
>> Cameron (01:02:57):
Guaranteed key or just going until there's six left. Well,
sorry, there's six Chn.
>> Skylar (01:03:03):
Yeah, but that's gonna use up all your options.
>> Cameron (01:03:05):
Well, yeah, it's just ye final six. Ye. They were saved
or they're not stricken.
>> Skylar (01:03:10):
But you're doing it one at a time.
>> Cameron (01:03:11):
Okay.
>> Skylar (01:03:12):
All right.
>> Cameron (01:03:12):
Coming, boys. All right, so I'm thinking we
have to strike. We have first we
have to. To streiketh the guy who's got a grudge with me.
He's going toa do anything to get rid of our
client.
>> Dave (01:03:24):
I would agree with that. Probably.
>> Cameron (01:03:26):
Then the. Then the prosecutor is
probablynna accept that one chick. Oh,
probably.
>> Dave (01:03:32):
I don't know.
>> Cameron (01:03:32):
Probably want the orc guy.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:03:34):
want him.
>> Skylar (01:03:35):
I think we just got lie.
>> Cameron (01:03:37):
We start with the grudge guy first.
>> Skylar (01:03:39):
Ye.
>> Cameron (01:03:40):
What's his name?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:03:41):
Deoster Mc M. Grer.
>> Skylar (01:03:43):
Thrax black.
>> Cameron (01:03:43):
Yep, that one. You're really close.
Should call him the. We strike through
steurman Cr. And we point
straight at.
>> Skylar (01:03:54):
Did you say that?
>> Cameron (01:03:55):
I point straight at, Thrax
blackthornorn. We strike Thuster
McGregor.
>> Skylar (01:04:02):
And he hops up and he pulls out a
hand crossbow, points it at you, and the
bailiff just tackles him to the ground and just
starts laying into him.
And he's like, oh, on get it inn. Get
him. There's no very shot may.
>> Cameron (01:04:17):
He should be the one on the stand.
>> Dave (01:04:18):
Oh, man. We could have maybe. We could have maybe
baited him into doing that during the trial.
>> Cameron (01:04:24):
Missistrial. Missrial.
>> Quinn (01:04:26):
Dang it.
>> Cameron (01:04:27):
Your. I could have said nann
and a boo boo and he would have gone crazy.
>> Skylar (01:04:33):
A secondary bailiff comes out and drags
Thrax Blackthorn off, probably to go straight to
the police. Who he is, his
jury SC or whatever is serve on his jury
cane on, please. Jesus.
Ah, Ca.
Because he can only strike so many. If you could all get.
>> Cameron (01:04:50):
So let's sue him. You
see, this is great. We have so many
witnesses.
>> Dave (01:04:57):
Hey, roick.
>> Skylar (01:04:59):
Faint.
>> Quinn (01:05:03):
Performance.
>> Cameron (01:05:04):
You 22.
You start doing like the whole bit.
>> Skylar (01:05:10):
From the V movie.
>> Cameron (01:05:11):
Every starts talk about
been stung by winged beast.
>> Skylar (01:05:21):
a woman rushes over and starts checking you.
She has, like, a potion in her hand. She's checking you for
wounds. She starts pouring the potion into your
Mouth, you don't have any hit points to regain. But that's what she's
doing.
>> Cameron (01:05:33):
No man of lingual stature should be
put under these pressures.
>> Skylar (01:05:38):
And the judges starts beating his gavel.
He s like, order in the court. Order in my
court. I will have order.
And once everything calms down. Yeah,
it was good.
>> Cameron (01:05:53):
I'm okay, judge. Just traumatically
scarred for life.
>> Skylar (01:05:58):
I'm sorry to hear that. let's
please, please, let's move on.
the pro.
>> Cameron (01:06:03):
I believe it's the prosecution'turn it is.
>> Skylar (01:06:06):
It is.
The prosecution looks over the group and he says, I would like
to keep, Ryan equest if I
could. And Ryan equest, nods. And
they put him over. Well, they don't put him anywhere. He's
just. He's on the chair. Your guys turn.
>> Cameron (01:06:21):
Gotta keep that guy. We gotta keep.
>> Dave (01:06:23):
I think we want Sprout more than man guy.
>> Cameron (01:06:25):
Why Sprow? Oh, because he works for a
crime syndic. It's either him or the Goliath.
And either one, I like Sprout. He's got
character. They don't make for better episodes.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:06:37):
We can draft Goliath next time.
>> Cameron (01:06:39):
Yeah, it's true. He's probably be gonna strike him. But
I Sprout's, a winner. Your
turn, Locky. But in just in case, if someone
gets mad and tries to shoot, I want them to be mad at, you.
>> Dave (01:06:50):
Know, we select u,
Sprout for the jury.
>> Skylar (01:06:54):
He Sprout's like, ah, man.
>> Cameron (01:06:56):
You know, I don't even like the Juerry. I think this
whole thing is stupid. But it'll be fun to see it.
>> Skylar (01:07:01):
From the inside, I guess. U, yes,
I would greatly like to strike
Kale ironhiide. And
that's exactly what Kale says to o.
This is great. I'm headed to the gym.
>> Cameron (01:07:16):
All right. Now what? So we got two picked,
two gone. I say we keep the one
witch lady.
>> Quinn (01:07:23):
N ye keep the vapor. Nothing I can tell
you, but not that I have any say. We should keep the
vapor.
>> Cameron (01:07:29):
Oh, the vor I can find out more on than
what they've nightshape
that.
>> Skylar (01:07:36):
Wasn'T she a bad person?
>> Dave (01:07:37):
Or we get rid of,
>> Cameron (01:07:39):
I don't know who to get rid of. You have an ex on the rich guy.
The rich guy?
>> Dave (01:07:43):
Well, I don't know on that one. I mean, he's
a member of the horse racing guild
board. You think he was friends with
Pendleton?
>> Quinn (01:07:52):
Right?
>> Cameron (01:07:52):
though those. All those rich people are friends with each other.
>> Quinn (01:07:55):
Yeah.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:07:55):
We better strike him.
>> Cameron (01:07:56):
We should probably strike him. He'll be, He'll probably be very pro.
Pendleton.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:08:00):
We the jury, you would like to streng.
>> Cameron (01:08:02):
We're not the jury. We the defense
counsel. Judges. No, we're not the.
>> Skylar (01:08:07):
You're not the judge? I'm the judge.
>> Dave (01:08:09):
He. Sebastian, Esquire,
etc.
>> Skylar (01:08:14):
What about him?
>> Dave (01:08:15):
Strike him from the jury.
>> Skylar (01:08:17):
Oh, I've been struck.
As he stands up and he heads out.
Yes. Well played.
I would like to keep
Felicity Filer.
>> Cameron (01:08:33):
Is that the bird person?
>> Skylar (01:08:34):
No, I was the cat person.
>> Cameron (01:08:37):
That's the one that vapes.
>> Skylar (01:08:38):
Sure.
>> Cameron (01:08:39):
Yeah, yeah, we're already gonna keep
her.
>> Skylar (01:08:43):
Your turn.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:08:44):
What if we.
>> Cameron (01:08:45):
We should now keep Nightshade, Right. Hu.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:08:47):
Or maybe we can also, keep the,
fisherman and maybe,
>> Cameron (01:08:51):
Oh, yeah, the business threaten our business business.
>> Dave (01:08:54):
Well, they're notnna get rid of it. Why would they get rid of
him? He'll probably make it in.
>> Cameron (01:08:59):
It's true. We should grab Nike Cheade and yeah, he'll either
keep the one vivn. Yeah,
Vivn the posh chick, or he'll strike a
person. But it won't be the business guy because he was too
random. Yep. All right. I. We
are going toa keep the defense couple Council is going
to keep, Miss Lady Nightshade.
>> Skylar (01:09:19):
Oh, what fun. I can't
wait to have a good time with the
jewelry. And she
is being kept. the prosecution, he
looks over at the remaining jury members
and he says.
>> Cameron (01:09:34):
So we have four on the jury, right?
>> Skylar (01:09:37):
One, two, three, four. Yes, Correct. Okay.
And he says,
I tell you what, Veronica, you
seem like an incredibly busy young woman. I
will release you from
the jury.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:09:54):
I was the student.
>> Cameron (01:09:55):
I was gonna strike her because if we kept her, she'd
be mad at us for keeping her.
>> Skylar (01:09:59):
Well, he must have thought that, too. Yeah, I guess that
technically works both ways.
>> Cameron (01:10:03):
It does.
>> Skylar (01:10:04):
Unless somebody. Unless somebody explicitly said
I want to keep her on the jury. In which case. Which somebody would have
eventually had to, I guess.
>> Dave (01:10:11):
But now do we want to keep.
>> Cameron (01:10:13):
Scary Pete or,
Taylor swiftwing?
>> Dave (01:10:19):
How many? They've struck three already, so they can't
strike anymore.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:10:24):
How many we strike?
>> Cameron (01:10:24):
You can't strike anymore. Younna do it three times.
>> Skylar (01:10:26):
I thought you can just keep doing it. No, no, no. You can only strike
three, and then you have to keep.
>> Dave (01:10:31):
I do want to use our third strike
to get rid of Vivian.
>> Cameron (01:10:35):
Well, might as well strike Vivian, right?
>> Dave (01:10:38):
She does. No Jarnathan. So there's that.
>> Skylar (01:10:41):
True.
>> Dave (01:10:42):
U. Is that a good thing, though? I don't know.
>> Cameron (01:10:45):
I Don't think so.
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:10:46):
I forgot what the prosecution asked.
>> Dave (01:10:48):
Birds of a feather. I don't know what,
but she's old and posh, so I don't know if
she's gonna.
>> Cameron (01:10:54):
I think we strike. Livn.
>> Dave (01:10:57):
Yeah. Livn, you are struck from the
jerry o.
>> Skylar (01:11:02):
Well, that's fine as I can now
continue campaigning for
gimble.
>> Dave (01:11:08):
Now, we could have found some dirt, hon
her algh.
>> Skylar (01:11:12):
Vivian has been struck from the
jewry. The prosecution looks
at the remaining members and he says,
well, since you were so interested in learning about the
judicial system, I don't see why I should keep you
from such an opportun opportunity. Taylor swiftling,
I would love to keep you on this jewelry.
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She says, oh, my gosh. Yay.
>> Cameron (01:11:34):
I wanted to keep her all. So all we have left is
the two fish guys, right?
>> Skylar (01:11:40):
Well, no one's a lizard, sir.
>> Cameron (01:11:41):
Well, no, I mean, one works with this fisherman and the other
ones.
>> Dave (01:11:44):
Well, I think both gonna be on maure then.
>> Cameron (01:11:47):
No, there's only one keep left and he has a strike.
>> Dave (01:11:50):
Oh, they have a strike, cliff.
>> Cameron (01:11:52):
Oh, so we just have the last keep.
>> Skylar (01:11:54):
Yeah.
>> Cameron (01:11:54):
Oh, because he just would strike. So we have the
last decision, and.
>> Dave (01:11:58):
It'S between scaly pete
and Wilson bate. Wilson.
>> Cameron (01:12:03):
And we talked about shaking up his
business, Took him
to keep his jury boat. I feel like
scaly paye is a. A ah, wild card.
>> Dave (01:12:15):
Wilson. I think we can ship him in our.
>> Cameron (01:12:18):
I think so, too. I think Wilson is what we'go
to. You want to take this one, kto?
>> Fatty Lumpkins (01:12:23):
Yes, we, the defense council
select with the
sixth pick in the draft.
Wilson.
>> Skylar (01:12:32):
Oh, boy. You'keeping me well, all
right. I suppose I'll just have to work super
late at night to get ready for the annual big
catch competition. But I can. I can do that.
This is my civil responsibility.
And with that, scaly Pete
is struck, Leaving you with the following
members of the jury. Sprout Willie
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Wilson, Felicity feldar,
Serafina nightshade Ryan,
equest, and Taylor
swiftwing. And we will get into the jury
trial and see how much they help or hinder
your case in the next episode.
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