Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 23 - Jaws of the Allosaurus - Session Zero Heroes - A TTRPG Actual Play Podcast

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[MUSIC PLAYING]
Hello, weary traveler.
I'm not sure what strange magic must have brought you here,
but you have stepped into a realm of my creation,
a sprawling city filled with danger and glory,

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and most importantly, lots of gold.
I call it, Ilanumis.
Who am I?
You might ask.
The name is Jarjir, and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
Long story short, this group of idiots,
or as you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me
that they had when it took to make a mass trove of gold,

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but left some of the key details blank.
So I filled them in myself.
I sent them to this pocket dimension,
into the city I had created with brand new bodies
they have to attune to.
Can these fools pass my test, or will they
be trapped here forever?
So experience my world of trials and tribulations,

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and join alongside this posse of pitiful people,
or as I like to call them, the criminals of Ilanumis.
Welcome back, everybody, to another episode of criminals
of Ilanumis.
With me today, we have Dave, who is playing--
[CLEARING THROAT]

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Caw.
Just kidding.
It's--
We have Maki, the Kinkoo Shadow Sorcerer.
Maki, the Kinkoo Shadow Sorcerer.
Next to him-- oh, a little bit further down the table,
we've got Cameron, who is playing.
Broerick, hello.
I'm Broerick.
Hi.
Broerick, the god one, or currently the god one.

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And then next to him, we have Nibbles, the clown.
Who is-- did you want to do that again?
Oh, no.
Nibbles, stop it.
Stop, Nibbles.
Nibbles.
Nibbles.
How'd you get the name, Nibbles?
Did you say Nibbles?
Yep.
Nibbles, what?

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It sounds like Johnny.
It's a Johnny.
It's a Johnny character.
In fact, Johnny Eberksell, he calls very--
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
You, I've got two piercings, and I
best you never guess where they are.
I'm Nibbles the clown.
[LAUGHTER]
It's a great character idea.
I'm going to make that and send it to him.
Anyway, additionally, we have with us at the table,

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believe it or not, folks, Faddy Lumpkins himself,
who is playing--
Faddy here playing Keto the Cobald.
Keto the Cobald.
Jackson is not with us today.
He normally plays Dez, the Keng-ku Ranger,
but he is not with us today.
Unfortunately, he is out sick.

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That's OK.
I told him I don't think anything crazy is going
to happen with his character this time,
but I can guarantee something crazy is going to happen
with our final character as it's a table, which is Kren
playing Wilson.
[HUMMING]
I don't think we can--

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I don't think I did enough from--
I don't think I did enough from pressuring right now.
Y'all ready for this?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
OK, so where last we left off, we got through the court
trial of Little Sauce.
Honestly--
All mist trial.

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To almost an extreme extent, it was basically a mist trial.
With that being said, you guys definitely
did an impressive job throwing the lawyer off of his game.
Apparently, he was not one of the finer lawyers in the city
because he was not able to handle the awkwardness of having
lost some of his key witnesses, and et cetera, et cetera.

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Nevertheless, unfortunately, the judge
did pass a little bit of judgment on a--
what was it?
Fasting and theft.
Yeah, that guy, three days of protein.
It was theft with a weapon.
It was--
Armed robbery?
Armed robbery.
Here we go.
Unfortunately, he did get you on an armed robbery charge

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and trespassing.
So you were announced to get seven years in prison
and three days of community service.
All the court community service.
All right.
You decided that seven years was far too long
and decided to instead use your right
to enact the 28th Amendment, which turned out

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to be punishment by combat.
No trial.
Well, he already did the trial, technically.
So it'd just be the punishment is dealt out through combat.
Oh, technically.
With that being said, you are currently, at this very moment,
being hauled over to the Coliseums,
which you're aware of.

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I don't think anybody else is necessarily aware of.
You probably saw them, or the Coliseum, from a distance.
It's a pretty big structure.
And yes, it looks exactly-- for those that are like,
oh, I'd like a mental picture.
It looks exactly like the Roman Coliseum.
Yes, it's circular.
And it has these windowed sections.

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If you're looking at it from the outside, it's very tall.
But on the inside of it is a incredibly impressive fighting
arena.
And as Lilith Sauce would know, this arena
is magically capable of putting out
a series of different interesting terrains.

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These battles that have been held at this Coliseum
are incredibly diverse, not only in the participants
of the Coliseum fights, but also in what the Coliseum can
essentially become for those that are fighting within it.
So basically, they're bringing Lilith Sauce
through the streets.
You guys are kind of tagging along.
There's a lot of people that are right outside

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of the courthouse, reporters from all these different media
networks, whether it be magically broadcasted
or a traditional newspaper.
There's people that are in some way, shape, or form
related to the case more than likely
on the side of the Pendleton estate.

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And there are also just general bystanders
who have nothing better to do with their day
than to go see what happened to the alleged murderer who
ended up not being charged with murder,
although you did get charged with some things.
Anyway, so all these people are standing outside.
Some are booing at you.
Some are cheering for your release.
Some people are completely indifferent and just

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there to see what happens.
And amidst the crowd, Lilith Sauce,
you do recognize one particular figure who
seems to be waving and trying to get your attention.
And it is the chief from "Boying Space."
And he's kind of pushing his way through the crowd
to get up close to the front.
You've got reporters in your face
that are sticking these sort of like magical wand sticks up

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to you that have recording capabilities.
These are all things that you're aware of.
They're trying to ask you questions.
Sir, sir, did you successfully get away
with murdering an individual today?
No.
No, you didn't get away with it?
Yes.
Yes, you did it?

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No.
Sir, how many of the five murder charges
were you successfully able to commit and therefore get away
with today?
No.
Questions like this are obviously flooding in.
You're confused until eventually the chief
manages to push his way to the front and he says,
a feather, a feather.

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I've got to talk to your feather.
It's important.
I know you're in a bit of a situation right now.
But I need to speak with you at your earliest convenience.
Well, here it is right now.
It's the earliest.
No, I can't tell you in front of all these people.
I need you to come to my office as quickly as possible.
I'm probably going to die.
So--
You'll be fine.

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I'm sure you'll be fine.
I really want out of this life.
OK, DB takes pause at this one.
What?
I just want out of this life.
I've been in new life.
What life?
What are you talking about, feather?
I've just got a new path on life.
And I just-- after this is over, if I survive,

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I just want out.
I just want out.
Look, feather, I don't know how else to say this.
But this is way bigger than anything.
In fact, it might affect this entire world.
I need to speak with you.
Look, everything is connected.
That's all I can say.
Everything is connected.

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So just promise me.
Promise me.
When you make it out of this fight,
just stop by my office just for a quick chat.
Do something to help me in this fight,
and I'll come stop by.
All right, I can do that.
OK, deal.
All right.
And you get hauled off to the Coliseum

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and thrown into kind of just this little waiting room
as they kind of get everything all prepared to do the fight.
The rest of you guys follow along with this whole procession.
And eventually, you guys also arrive to the Coliseum,
but you guys are at the entrance, the typical entrance.
And there's a handful of the crowd itself,
a handful of other people that are all going inside.

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There's a couple of guards that kind of run little ticket
booths on either side of the entrance.
And people are having to pay to get inside.
And you guys kind of approach those booths.
And one of the guards says--
All right, how many we got here?
One, two, three, four.
OK.
It's three gold a piece.

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I think we're exempt.
We are part of the defense team.
Well, I'm sorry, sir, but the only people that get in here
that don't have passes are either people
that work for the Coliseum or reporters who have press badges.
So I mean, unless you got a badge for working here
or a press badge, I can't let you through for free.

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I will reach into my scales and pull out three gold piece.
Oh, where have these gold pieces been?
Where are you pulling them out of there, bud?
Well, money's money.
All right, what about the rest of you guys?
You can go on, inser.
No, I just had my press badge.
I'm with KGB.

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Oh, there it is.
And I go back about 30 paces down the street.
And I bend down and I cast Prestidigitation.
OK.
And well, actually, I should have probably
looked what press badges looked like.
It just says press.

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All right, you approach him with that.
I also care.
Oh, I don't know how Prestidigitation works.
Isn't it a small trinket or something like that?
Oh, you create a non-magical trinket or illusory image.
Yeah.
So check it out.
OK.
So here we go.
Here's my press badge.

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And I flash it to him.
Yeah, roll a deception check.
10.
That's-- he rolled ridiculously low.
So yeah, you flash in the badge.
He goes, OK, go ahead, sir.
And he kind of just brushes you along.
He doesn't seem like super attended to stuff like this.

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Like he could care less.
He just needs to get the people that don't have any potential
option to flash a badge.
And he's going to charge them.
And I say, he has all my equipment.
Those two do.
I point to Dex and Rorick.
I wave and then pat my pouch.

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OK.
Roll a persuasion check to persuade him that they're
with you.
23.
Holy, yeah.
OK.
He goes, OK, yep, yep.
Hurry along.
Just got to get this line moving.
They're going to start the fight here pretty quick.
So--
All right, let's get in there, boys.
We got to set up.
All right.
And you guys head on in.
It is a very crowded space.

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There are a lot of people that were already here
at this Coliseum.
People that-- this is pretty much just their life.
They go to the Coliseum.
They watch people fight things.
Sometimes die.
Sometimes they cause other things to die.
That's just what they do.
So it's a pretty crowded place full of people
that were already here for other events.
You can buy-- you assume you must be able to buy some kind
of a pass or something like that,

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where you can stay for like the full day.
Whatever the case, you guys can't hear just for this event.
And there's all kinds of stuff going on here.
You've got people running concessions.
You've got people-- what else goes on at like a big stable?
Oh, there'd be people selling.
I don't know.
There's all kinds of stuff.
There's usually like merchandise.
Yeah.

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There's-- there's the guys yelling, get your hot dogs.
And there's--
And there's the guys yelling, get your ass out of here.
Security.
Oh, no.
It's just some weird dude.
He's only got like four teeth.
And he's like, get your-- get your ass out of here.
I don't like you.
I hate scoblins.

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Oh, a racist.
Yep.
Every sporting event has one of those.
Every sporting event's got racists.
I mean, statistically speaking, I mean,
there's that many people in there.
There's going to be someone a little bit--
there's got to be at least one.
So there's all kinds of stuff going on in here.
It's a crazy place.
You've got people that are selling concessions.
You've got everything from food and drink.

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And then you've got people selling merchandise.
There's all kinds of shirts and jerseys and hats and gloves
and everything else.
Things you can wear.
Giant fingers-- or giant hands with fingers sticking up
that say number one.
There are bedding.
There's a whole bunch of bedding going on.
So there's booths that you can go to to say,

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I want to put bets on this person or whatever they're
fighting or whatever the case.
So there's a lot going on here.
There's people crowding in lines, getting ready for whatever
element of this event is going to happen.
But otherwise, the seating itself is pretty free seating.
You can kind of go sit wherever as long as there's a free spot.
There's no tickets or anything like that.

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And are there any seats near the front row?
Oh, absolutely.
Ellen goes up in the front row.
Do we have our weapons or have those
been confiscated at the door?
I would say you have them.
There's kind of a place for them to allow said--
I love your band.
Mark, you will like to go check out the bedding.
Oh, yeah.

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So you go over there and there's a guy there.
And he's like, all right, place your bets, place your bets.
You got-- what do we got today?
We've got a criminal.
He's an alleged murderer.
Not currently proven as such.
But he was busted for aggravated assault and theft.
And he's going up against the mystery enemy.

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So you can place your bets on one or the other.
What are the odds?
Two to one.
I don't know what that means.
A thousand gold on the bird.
Assuming the mystery monster is not also a bird.
Sir Clair, bye.
Oh, you're talking about the kinkoo.
You want a thousand gold on the kinkoo?
I can do a thousand.
All right.

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And he reaches out for your bet.
I give him 1,000 gold.
All right.
I'll put that in here.
And he has your ticket, sir.
And he hands you a ticket.
And he stamps it.
He has like a little stamp thing that he like twirls
the numbers on and he stamps it.
So it says 1,000 gold, two to one odds for the kinkoo.

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So you've got that ticket.
All right.
Don't lose that ticket.
Because if you win, you're going to want to come back with that.
Skyler knows two to one odds are like a coin flip.
So if the betting thinks it's a 50/50 matchup,
like they're basically the same, it's two to one.
But if one side's stronger than the other,
then they up the odds.
Right.
I understand that.

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So in this case, if he wins, Dave gets 2k.
Double.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he wanted to keep it easy.
Right.
He'd get a five on top.
It was on a thousand.
Yeah.
I'm just saying betting odds go up
if they're less likely to win.
Yeah, it's pretty even.
But if it's even, then it'd be two to one odds for both people.
Yeah.

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The element of mystery in the monster or whatever it is
that he's going to have to fight kind of plays into this.
Where why would I vote if I don't really--
or why would I put--
Sasha, it's either you can put it on this guy
or two to one odds on the mystery.
Right.
OK.
The host doesn't even know what the mystery monster is.
This guy doesn't.

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Cool.
They have to know.
They choose the monster based on where the more money lies.
So the more money lies in the monster,
then they'll have the monster be pretty weak.
But if more money lies in the contender,
then the monster becomes some megalothon coming out.
Make sure he doesn't win.
Yeah.
Well, you like to think that this is a pretty fair.

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We'll see.
They probably just pre-selected.
So I want to make a perception check
to see what kind of stamp he stamped this win.
OK.
Sure.
Take it.
Or why?
Oh, cute.
OK.
OK.
Is there--
Justice, could he--
does he have a stamp on his purse?
OK.
Yeah.
Roll up your perception check.

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18.
19.
All right.
So with one hand, he's accepting money.
And with the other hand, he is holding that stamp.
And you never see those two things cross over.
He takes the money.
He grabs a blank ticket.
He stamps it.
Or he adjusts the stamp with the free hand
and then stamps the ticket and hands the ticket over.

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So that stamp has not left his hand as you watch.
Can I look-- I want to look at--
kind of linger around, listen to some other people
placing bets.
Like, try to determine if this ink is special at all.
OK.
OK.
You hang around.
And most of what you hear-- you don't hear anything
about the ink.

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I don't think anybody's talking about the ink.
But you definitely hear some individuals talking about the
fight.
And they're like, oh, man, I don't know.
What do you think?
Well, what should I put my money on, man?
Because I've only got a little bit from work.
I just got paid today.
And I really got to make this happen.
I've got to increase this money.
And the other guy's like, look, man, I don't know about you.
But if it was me, I almost always bet on the mystery enemy.

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This guy's a criminal.
He's alleged for murder.
They didn't get him on it.
But he's alleged for murder.
And that means society's going to want to get rid of him,
right?
And we all know.
We all know the government's working with the Coliseum.
That's not a conspiracy.
That's like literally how this works, right?
And the guy's like, yeah, I guess that is how it works.
Yeah, OK.
So that means they want to get rid of this guy.

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He's a hazard.
And so they're going to put him up against something
he can't handle.
So you always bet mystery.
Oh, I don't know, man.
I bet mystery that one time.
And the guy was able to kill it.
And he's like, well, OK, that was an anomaly of nature.
OK, that guy was a psychopath.
And the fact that they led him out, also,
he was a member of the beasts.

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We knew this.
That guy was crazy.
And he was jacked.
So I mean, yeah, that was your loss.
He's like, well, you also put money on him.
Well, yeah, I know.
That was my loss, too.
We both lost that day.
But whatever the case, this guy, I saw him.
I saw him as he was coming out of the court.
I was in the crowd.
Didn't look like the kind of guy
that's going to be able to defeat this thing.
So whatever it is.

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All right, I'll go bet on the mystery enemy.
But if I lose, man, you owe me dinner.
Yeah, OK, whatever.
And they go over and they start placing their bets.
All right, you guys all--
Here we go, find a seat.
You guys all find seats.
Yeah, you all get seats up in the front row.
And you look around, you notice that not a lot of people
are sitting in the front rows.

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But there's a handful here and there.
So you guys are definitely able to get a pretty good seat.
Close to the action.
So as you guys are sitting there,
there's an individual that's going around.
And he's got a handful of snacks on him.
But he also has a whole bunch of little pamphlets.
And he starts handing them out to each of you.
And each of these papers is a sort of menu from the Coliseum.

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So it highlights a variety of different things
that you can buy on the front.
It says, we appreciate your patronage to the Coliseum
today.
In case this is your first time, here's
a description of how our menu works.
Below you will see a variety of weapons, armor, spells, potions,
and other products available for purchase
for your preferred battler, whether that
be one of our courageous fighters or even one of the monsters

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they're taking on.
The Coliseum loves to keep their fights
exciting and interesting.
So we greatly encourage you to feel free to order from our menu
as much as you desire.
And on this menu, you will see a very wide list of weapons
that you could purchase for--
I mean, technically, four little sauce,

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or you could purchase them for whoever or whatever it is
that he's fighting.
There are a variety of different armors.
There are spell scrolls of every level.
So you would just pick a spell that you
would want to purchase a scroll for.
There are potions and oils of all different kinds.
And then at the bottom of the second page,

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there are what are called additional challenges.
So during the battle, you may--
this is what it reads on the additional challenges.
During the battle, you may feel the urge
to add an additional combatant to the skirmish
to make the battle more interesting.
Below is a chart of the various options
you have to increase the challenge on today's fighter.
Additional challenge creatures are
based on the availability of what the Coliseum has

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available at the moment.
Purchasers may make the choice based
on what we have available within that difficulty class.
By default, these creatures--
this is a little bit meta, just to put that out there
for you guys.
But by default, these creatures fall under the beast category.
Creatures with an intelligence of 8+ are not allowed.
And then further down, you will see additional challenges

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type variations.
So if you want to go with creatures that are not beasts,
there is an upcharge because they're
a little bit more difficult to procure.
And then finally, at the very end of it all,
you have the snack menu, snacks and meals,
various snacks, meals, and beverages
that you can purchase for yourself today at the Coliseum

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while enjoying the battle at hand.
So that's everything that you guys
need to know as the spectators.
But whatever the case, a man or rather a large, hulking orc
goes out to a floating platform above the center
of the Coliseum that floats out there.

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And he says--
All right, ladies and gentlemen, who's ready for a fight?
And you hear everybody start cheering and running
to their seats if they're not in them already,
taking their seats and excitedly munching away
at whatever snacks or gulping away at whatever beverages
it is that they purchased.
All right, first of all, you know how all this works.

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We're going to determine the terrain of today's battle.
And a giant--
almost like a-- basically, what almost
looks like a giant slot machine kind of lifts up into the air.
And on one side, you can see what
looks like a moon with some clouds.
And then just under that, you can just barely
see what looks like a sun kind of poking out.

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And then above that, you can see what
looks like a snowflake.
And then the sort of slot section next to it,
the spinning section next to it, you
can see what looks like a desert oasis,
little cartoon style.
Above that, you can see kind of mountains.
And then below that, you can see a--
under the ocean with some kelp and fish swimming around.

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And he reaches over and he pulls this giant leather.
And the two slots start to spin at the same time
until the first one comes to a stop.
And it just shows a big picture of a sun,
like a cartoon sun, S-U-N.
And then on the right side, it spins and it spins and it spins
until it stops on the little desert oasis picture.
And he says, all right, everybody, get your sunscreen out

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because it's going to be a hot, hot, hot battle today.
Looks like we're going to be barreling in the hot sun
in a desert environment.
And some people start to cheer.
Some people start to boo-boo-boo,
because they're not happy about the situation,
including Roryk.
But whatever the case, you see the terrain on the ground

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start to shift and move as the magic that is inside of it
starts to change the environment until you all
kind of feel this rush of heat, hot wind kind of come
across you as the ground starts to transform
into hilly sections of sandy area.
And the whole Coliseum starts to get very bright with sunlight

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as the Coliseum is now transferred
into a hot desert climate.
All right, everybody, now that the terrain has been revealed,
let's see your first challenger.
Little sauce from inside your little holding cell.
The gates and the opens and you can see before you
the Coliseum ahead and the very tall sandy dunes.

(26:03):
Thank you.
Yes, you see the sandy dunes ahead of you.
Do I get pyro?
You get what?
Pyro.
My entrance.
Oh, yeah.
Do your entrance.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
He just-- I get pyro, though.
Are you going to say?
No, I'm asking if I get pyrotechnics.

(26:23):
Oh.
Oh, what's your walk up song?
Yeah.
I don't know.
See what happens when you walk out.
Just walk out.
I need to know.
You come stepping out and he says, oh, challenger for today
is--
There's this little dude with a giant drum

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off to one side of the Coliseum.
He's just slamming on it.
And he goes--
Little sauce.
And I just look up at the credit card.
I spread my wings and do a performance check.
See if you can get the crowd going.
I hope you get tomato thrown at you.

(27:08):
That's what I should have put on here.
It's just purchasable tomatoes that you can throw out.
13.
13.
13.
On the beverage menu.
There is no description.
Oh, yeah.
How do I know what is alcohol?
I'll let you come up with the description.
Bam.
Look what you did.
You gave yourself a more responsibility.
You rolled a 13.
Yeah, there's a pretty--

(27:28):
Like a little bit more than half is kind of excited to see you
go out there.
You get their attention.
They're like, all right, this guy seems pretty cool.
They're giving you some applause.
So yeah, you get a pretty nice round of applause
as you enter the stadium.
And folks, give me a standing applause
for little sausage opponent today for his crimes

(27:54):
of assault and trespassing in order to fulfill that punishment.
He is going to have to face the beast known as--
And as he's saying this, the chains--
you can hear the chains clinking.
I'm sitting there yawning.

(28:16):
Oh, yeah.
You can hear the chains clinking.
As the gate across from you is pulled up,
you hear a loud as if something kind of exhaled outwards.
The gate starts to rise.
The ground starts to shake as two massive legs

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step out from amidst the gate.
And a head pops out, covered in scales,
as the announcer shouts out, "The Alistorist!"
And all the people start to cheer and scream.
You know what an Alistorist is?

(29:14):
No, I don't.
It's like a slightly smaller T-Rex.
Kudo has this strange sensation.
Oh, so I've been one of those the past life.
In a past life.
I mean, you remember from outside before you guys
got dropped into this world.
So this is pretty familiar.
Oh, his goose is cut.
So as it drew it, he can shape shift into different creatures.

(29:36):
And so one of them is an Alistorist
that he had access to, which I'm kind of surprised
you were able to do at your level.
But that's pretty cool.
Whatever the case, the Alistorist
starts to lift its head and it lets out a huge roar.
And again, the crowd starts to go nuts.

(29:57):
They're so excited for this fight.
But before it can happen, I need you to roll initiative.
Nat 20.
Oh, Nat 20.
Was there anything that you were doing
while he was announcing the Alistorist
to prepare for this fight?
Just to clarify, before we jump into the initiative order,

(30:19):
was there anything that you were going to do before they
started pulling the gate open?
No.
OK.
No, I'm not talking to anything.
OK, sounds good.
All right, well, you got a 20, so you
were going to be going first for this battle.
All right, so I can do my turn if I do the Blur.
OK.
That's my whole action, correct?
It says one action.

(30:39):
Yep.
You still have your movement action, your bonus action,
if you want to do anything with it.
Am I able to attack him?
Not with the bonus action.
OK.
How far away am I?
Let's say 60 feet.
I'm good.
I'm just do Blur.
OK.
As you do Blur, the image of yourself and everybody else

(31:00):
in the audience can see this as well
starts to kind of get fuzzy, and it
starts to kind of expand and retract in the immediate area
around you, almost creating what sort of looks
like multiple versions of yourself,
but they all kind of seem to swirl
around your original self.
They're not like illusory clones like in Mirror Image,

(31:20):
but it's more just blurring where you specifically are at.
So it's really hard to keep track of where you particularly
are.
With that being said, the Allosaurus goes next.
It starts to--
[GUNSHOTS]
--just race towards you.
Did we get a turn order?
Yes, actually, it's probably good that you guys have a turn

(31:41):
order.
That's a good point.
20, five, three.
OK.
Well, you'll be going before the Allosaurus makes its attack,
for sure.
Oh, I will be going after the Allosaurus.
Dave, would you get it?
19.
19.
Nice.
All right.
All right, and then Fatty Lumpkins
is going after the Allosaurus.
Does Blur raise up my armor class?

(32:02):
No.
What's it do?
It gives a disadvantage on anyone to attack you.
All right, Cameron, what is Rorick doing with his action?
As the Allosaurus is starting to race towards his friend
in the ring.
Oh, I'm not doing much.
I'm just yawing.
Well, son, you got this.
I'm just giving him Bartik inspiration.
All right, nice.

(32:22):
1DE6, right?
Yeah.
Oh, OK, level one.
Oh, that's fair.
OK, so Quinn, you have Bartik inspiration.
You have a 1D4.
You can roll a D4 on any skill check, on an attack.
Can you roll it on damage as well?
No.
And I don't give you any action roll, basically.
Action, so.
All right, so you have that in your back pocket.
If at any point you want to use it,

(32:43):
you can choose to do so.
Dave, what would you like to do?
Yeah, and I'll have one sausage roll, please.
And there's a guy standing there.
He's got like a pinstrape outfit on.
He's like, all right, here's your sausage roll.
And he gives you a package.
It's basically a hot dog, but a medieval style,
where it's more of like a sausage as opposed

(33:04):
to whatever hot dogs are made of.
What'd you like?
Mustard with that?
Perhaps some cats up?
Oh, awesome cats up.
All right, here you go.
Just tell me when.
That's good.
What?
I think you didn't say stop.
Anyway, enjoy your sausage roll in Easter.

(33:24):
So walk away.
He's like, sausage rolls, ham steak.
Wait, what does this potion of resistance do?
What?
You want a potion of it?
Look, I've just sell the food, man.
Oh, well, no, I can help you with that.
That's fine.
Give me just a moment, yeah.
Oh, yeah, so the potion of resistance, yeah.
So basically, you can have it sent to your competitor,

(33:48):
whoever you choose.
If it's the monster, it'll probably
be cast on him through magic as opposed to an actual potion,
but it's the same thing.
Anyways, it grants some resistance
to a particular damage type.
That could be acid, cold, fire, force, so on and so forth.

(34:09):
Is it only?
It says one type of damage, and then it
has a whole bunch of them, but it doesn't list the usual ones.
But at the same time, I don't see why not.
Yeah, I'm going to say that it also
works for physical damage types, but it's still a singular one.
So it'll either be piercing, or slashing, or bludgeoning,

(34:30):
just because I like that.
Those teeth look pretty nasty.
How about potion of--
He says, hey, what are you trying to say about my teeth?
There's nothing wrong with my teeth.
That big lizard down there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that thing's as nasty.
One potion of piercing resistance.
Piercing resistance.

(34:50):
You got it.
He takes your money, and he goes on.
He's his thing that holds the tray that he carries around
that holds his food, like, opens up,
and there's a little button inside, and he pushes it.
He pushes a couple of different buttons,
but whatever the case, he pushes these buttons,
and then you look out onto the field.
Oh, and he says, oh, and who are you purchasing that for?

(35:11):
Now the bird.
Oh, of course.
The evolved bird?
No, I'm totally--
He hits a button, and all of a sudden, a pedestal
opens up right in front of you, Will Sauce,
and there's a potion sitting on it.
OK, may I grab it?
OK, you drink it?
Well, I might as well.
All right, you drink it, and all of a sudden,
you start to feel kind of a strength rise inside of you

(35:35):
as if you could handle damage better.
I don't want to say you feel resistance to piercing damage,
because that's a little ridiculous,
but that's basically the gist of it.
All right.
Because I'm me.
So with that, the Allosaurus comes rushing towards you.
OK, so he's going to attempt a claw attack.
He has disadvantage.

(35:57):
Oh, and it's going to fail.
That is an eight.
Eight to attempt a hit, which I know
does not match your AC.
He lunges for you.
You sidestep out of the way.
He slams into the ground.
You feel the sand around you start to--
it splashes up.
It gets all up in your face, because it's
a very short-lived, momentary cloud of dust

(36:21):
as the Allosaurus lands on the ground, just shy of you,
and turns its head towards you, and bears its big, nasty teeth.
Fatty Lumpkins, is there anything that you
would like to do on your turn?
No, Fatty will, in this term, just
whiten his finger nails, his claws.

(36:41):
Nails?
Yeah, you're sitting there nervously
biting your claws as you watch this giant beast that
could easily eat your friend in one bite, slam down right next
to him and turn to look his way.
With that being said, the announcer screams out,
oh, and it looks like the beast is not
able to land a first hit.
Let's see what little saw stars in return.

(37:05):
Can I do--
can I add Major Armour?
Can I stack that?
Yes, because Major Armour does not require a concentration.
But I'm assuming that Blur does require a concentration.
But I don't think you have any other spells
that require concentration, so I don't think you have--
Thunder Wave, what would benefit Speed 2 then?

(37:27):
So will I lose Blur then?
No.
No.
Thunder Wave would require he make the dinosaur.
I'm assuming it's a he.
And I guess that is my job to make that kind of step up.
Anyway, it will make a Constitution saving throw.
And if it fails, it takes damage,
and it gets pushed 10 feet away from you.
If it succeeds, it takes half as much damage,

(37:48):
so it still does a little bit of damage.
But it's also not pushed away.
You can upcast that one.
Just a--
How much more damage does it do?
An extra d8 for every level up you go.
So if it's all you get, 2d8.
You currently get 2d8, and then if you went up a level,
then you would bring a 3d8.
All right, I'm going to do Thunder Wave then.
I'm going to cast Thunder Wave.
OK, that was good.

(38:09):
So I've used my Blur, so I get three of them,
so this is my second level two, correct?
Right.
Right, yep.
OK.
OK, he's going to roll.
He is doing a Constitution save, and he rolls a 13.
Mine's 13.
13?
Here's what I'll tell you.
Given that it needs it, I will give you full damage,

(38:30):
but he's not pushed away.
All right.
All right, so we roll 3d8.
12.
All right, you slam down your quarter staff.
[EXPLOSION]
Getting the ground around you, and it causes a rippling effect

(38:52):
of sand as this wave of force slams outwards from you,
slamming into the allosaurus, spraying sand all up into it
at a high speed, causing a bit of damage.
The allosaurus buckles back a little bit,
and then turns towards you and roars angrily.
Is there anything else you would like to do, movement,
bonus action, any of that kind of stuff?

(39:14):
I'd like to move back 10 feet, if I could.
OK, yeah, you rushed backwards another 10 feet.
The announcer from up on his floating disc shouts out,
Oh, and the sauce put a slam down on the allosaurus,
causing him to take some damage.
But it's not enough to take him out.
Will the allosaurus make a return?

(39:36):
With that, we jump over to Cameron.
Hey, is there anyone near me?
Sure, that is standing up and just going absolutely crazy.
Yeah, cool.
Can I pick his pocket?
Oh, sure.
With the invisible maychan.
Yeah, roll the-- what would be it, a sleight of hand?
Yep.
All right.

(39:57):
19.
19?
Heck yeah, you get some stuff out of this dude's pocket.
You get a coliseum key chain.
Oh, sick.
You get three gold pieces.
Oh, sick.
And you get a small bottle of unknown liquid, like a flask.
Sick, I drink it.

(40:18):
It's alcohol.
Rolly-- but it's strong.
Rolly-- Rolly Constitution saving throw.
Also, I'm not in my typical dwarf body.
Yeah, that's right.
Still getting used to a hard amount of--
He is gobbling.
Going to be able to handle it.
16.
OK, yeah, you feel like you can feel it hit you,
and you can feel a little bit of a buzz, but you're out.

(40:38):
You're out.
Oh, yeah.
And I start waving my coliseum key chain in the air,
doing exactly what he's doing.
You guys both got to the same place,
probably with the same substance.
D, what would you like to do?
I say, that's right.
Sos, send that lizard back to the stone age.
Do I hear him?

(40:59):
Yeah.
This is a little bit--
They're in the front row.
So yeah, I think they're pretty--
I say, is there a seed?
Look, bro.
How far are we from this ensuing battle?
I mean, how big is the arena?
I was going to say, if you were to go all the way across,
you'd probably be going like 80 to 100 feet.
So is that diameter?
That's day.

(41:19):
So what's the radius from us to him?
So then it would be about 40 to 50 feet.
Oh.
So well, radius from him to you guys?
We're in the front row, and he--
40 to 50 feet radius.
Yeah, so you can probably hear us.
It's your turn.
Oh, it's still Dave's turn.
Oh.
Unless we just were yelling.
Let's get turned.
Let's get turned.
That's a good turn.
Yeah, good encouragement.

(41:40):
All right.
And as far as this ring goes, is it pretty well like--
every portion of the arena is well lit,
and yeah, it'll be visible as it will, like shadows or a row.
Pass.
Not that you can see.
Fair enough.
But everything is very well lit, especially right now,
because of the fact that you guys got--

(42:02):
or because of the terrain that was chosen for this.
Oh, yeah.
So there's sort of like a fake sun,
sort of like a very bright radiant light that's
above the arena right now.
But it is giving off heat.
It's almost like a tiny little sun up at the top.
And it's eliminating everything pretty heftily.
OK.
But whatever the case, the allosaurus is next.
I keep wanting to call it an allosaurus.

(42:23):
Call it an owl for a week.
Big owl.
Big owl, the allosaurus.
Aw, man.
But if you give it a name, then it gets really depressing of it.
Not really.
So--
I don't know.
That's how I feel.
He was going to--
Well, it's the owl.
Little sauce has a nickname, too, after the allosaurus.
So Little sauce has a nickname, too.
So now they both--
He also literally killed people.

(42:44):
So he did the owl.
People.
Yeah, but--
So they both deserve to die.
Big owl killed people that were either thrown in here
or chose to be here.
I like big owl.
I'm going to start rooting for her.
I kind of like big owl, too.
Because you called him big owl.
Whatever the case, big owl.
There's some people.
There are some people that rushed back over to the merch shop

(43:04):
when they saw that it was the allosaurus.
And now they all have like hats.
So there was a dude at the merch booth.
And he had this lever, right?
And the second that he saw what enemy was coming out,
he pulled the lever for it.
And now everything in the merch shop
changed to whatever that thing was.
So there's a bunch of people that are around with big alastop.
They've got hats that have teeth that come off

(43:26):
in the front of it.
It's pretty great.
Anyways, the allosaurus turns towards Little sauce
and lunges forward with its kind of long upper body
to try to take a snap at Little sauce.
It's still rolling with disadvantage.
Just think if you kill it.
It'll be a legend.
It's a 16.
Yeah.
Does a 16 hit you?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that what disadvantage?

(43:46):
Yep.
It rolled two 10s.
Hot dog.
Did you get bit?
So you take four piercing damage as this thing chomps down.
And a couple of its--
Is that-- are you happy enough for it?
Yeah, that was half.
Yeah.
And a couple of its teeth managed to slice a little bit
of your arm, one of your--
pulls off some feathers.
So the piercing damage is reverse piercing damage

(44:09):
from feathers being pulled out.
Yeah, plucking bad news.
You have to roll a constitution.
You save and throw to see if you can keep your concentration.
So you got to beat the 10.
Yep.
Constitution saving throw.
Mind you, you can use Bartigan's bridge.
That is true.
So if you don't get it then, you think--
What's your con?
Seven.
You want to have a con, say?

(44:29):
Where is it at?
Oh, you're one short.
Oh, hey, it's guaranteed.
Oh, guaranteed.
He's the Bartik.
And then I can't use it after that.
Yeah, but it guarantees you keep your blur for up
until you get attacked again.
So good.
Worth it.
All right.
So your blur remains intact, although you're
a little shaken at first, not expecting to have gotten hit.

(44:50):
But whatever the case, you're still standing.
And we jump over to Fadiolomkin's.
Fadiolomkin has just seen this goring of little sawsomey.
But looking, it wasn't too much blood.
Kido turns to his comrades and says, I've seen enough.
And he leaves and goes to the main concourse.

(45:10):
You just leave me--
I can't watch this thing.
I can't watch this.
All right, you start to-- yeah, you start--
nobody's going to stab you from leaving.
But while they're--
he's then going to turn his attention
to the crowd of those shuffling around to the gift shops
and those.
I'm just going to see if we can find someone with a big, dark
club.
Oh, interesting.
OK, I'm thinking Jedi.
Well, I was a little like that.

(45:32):
OK.
Just a very concealing club.
Does he see anyone?
Oh, man.
You presented me with an opportunity here.
Old Ben?
Is that you?
I haven't heard anything.
Of course, it's me.
I-- wait.
No sign, Nolan.
No sign.
No, it's me.
Here's my probate.
I have a lot of good, interesting characters

(45:54):
that could be wearing a big, dark cloak.
The question is, who do I want to--
who do I want to introduce?
I was just looking for a run-of-the-mill citizenry.
Mm.
No one special?
Well, how would you know?
Yeah, you see someone wearing a cloak,
and you grab them, and it turns out
it's the most important NPC in the story.
You see a person wearing a big, dark cloak.

(46:20):
There you go.
Yeah.
OK.
I've got to see if you look approachable.
They are standing--
It is a group of people.
Well, you don't know.
It's a big-- whoever it is is wearing a big, dark cloak.
And they are leaned up against the--
just kind of a wall, kind of nearby the concession stand.

(46:40):
Just based on--
Just chilling.
I want to hate myself for using this word.
Just based on the vibes.
Waiting out there.
Pack check, vibe check.
Yes, I know.
What do we roll for Vine?
They seem like they are somewhat threatening.
This sounds like an insight check.
I think that's why a vibe check is an insight check.

(47:00):
It's true.
An insight check.
I feel like Fadi just really wanted to roll a dice.
I don't care what I do, just as long as it makes me roll a dice.
Oh, man.
I have great insight, apparently.
24.
24?
The person seems really chill.
Actually, no.
The person seems a little bit skittish.
You see maybe a hand or something

(47:22):
that's peeking out from the cloak,
and it's kind of jittering a little bit,
like almost like a nervous habit.
It seems to be doing kind of like almost like a--
what do the kids call this when they do the--
Tobacco.
It's no idea.
You're the only one that does it.
Well, Connor does it, too.
Well, he started it.
It doesn't make it better.
It's kind of like this weird like a snap usually--

(47:45):
Or you just put a rooster out.
Yeah, it's like a wrist snap kind of action.
It's very-- it's small.
It's not like a really intense one like the kids do
when they succeed at something.
And they're like, oh, dude.
It's just like a little subtle one
that kind of gives off the idea that the person kind of has--
maybe their nerves are a little bit on edge.
And they're not watching the fight, which
means their nerves are not on edge because of whatever's

(48:06):
happening there.
So based on that--
and it's just one person, there's nothing to get onto rush?
No.
This person seems real solo.
Like the other people that are around
are explicitly there for concessions.
OK.
Kido is going to go up to this guy and introduce himself.
OK, give me some of that.
Sir, I couldn't help but notice that you have a dark cloak.

(48:30):
And I'm looking to remain relatively nondescript.
I would like to blend in with the crowd.
And that looks to be a very good tool to doing so.
Would you be willing to part with that?
The person kind of like turns their head towards you
and you see not a man, but a young woman with red hair.
And she says, what?

(48:51):
What?
What do you want?
You want my cloak?
I'm sorry.
It's a very odd question.
But I just don't feel like sticking out in this crowd.
She pauses for a moment and she kind of stares at you
for a second a little bit.
It goes from being confused to almost--
you can literally see the spark kind of ignite

(49:14):
as an idea kind of comes to her mind.
And she says, by chance, would you
have any clothing you'd be willing to trade?
Undergarments.
Trade your undergarments.
Doesn't mean she's offering you to bring her.
You're like, here, I'll give you my underwear for your cloak.
Yes.
Yes, a deal.
Panty trade.
I'm not offering--

(49:35):
is there a specific article of clothing you're looking for?
As long as it fits me.
She's a human woman.
She's maybe just a little bit taller than you are.
OK.
Which is kind of saying something.
She's fairly short for a human woman
because of the fact that she's not that much taller than you
are because you're a cobalt, which is pretty short.

(49:55):
I apparently have common clothes.
Do I have an extra tunic?
Oh.
Or do I have a lion-eared of tunic
that I'm willing to part with one layer for the cloak?
I'd say that your common clothes would
come with some sort of a cloak of some kind.
Or like a vest over the tunic.
Sure.

(50:15):
I'm willing to part with the vest.
OK.
As she agrees--
yeah, that'll work.
As she agrees, she takes off the cloak,
but she hands it to you.
And as she does, her hair moves.
And you notice like a subtle point to her ears.
Not a full point like you see in a full elf.
But you assume maybe she's a half elf
based on how little the point kind of comes up.

(50:37):
It's more than a normal human sometimes has just
from ear variation.
But it's definitely not as much as a full elf.
Just a detail that you notice as she--
because you rolled really high on insight, which technically
isn't perception, but I digress.
She hands you the cloak, and then you hand her this vest.
She puts that on.
She has like a backpack.
And she reaches in it.

(50:58):
She pulls out just a pointed hat.
She puts that over her head.
Kiro being content with this transaction
is very content to just turn around and walk away.
Yeah.
You will not leave without saying thank you.
And then that's--
Do you turn and then turn back to say thank you?
Yes.

(51:18):
She's gone.
She disappeared amidst the crowd, or at least you assume.
But you have a dark cloak now.
Yes.
And he then dawns said dark cloak and tightens it up
and dawns the hood.
And he then walks back to his spot.
OK.
Sounds good.
All right.
So you guys are all back together.
We jump back over to the top of the order,

(51:38):
which is little sauce.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's do-- how far away am I?
From it, probably 10 feet.
OK.
That's what you move.
Let's-- so yeah, but listen.
Do Sunderwave at level two one last time.
OK.
Sounds good.
So he is going-- it is going to make a Constitution

(51:59):
saying, Kiro, that's way high.
That's like a 18.
So you still do half damage.
So you're rolling 3D8 and then whatever half of that is.
7 damage.
7 damage.
All right.
As you let forth another blast, this one
doesn't shoot up as much sand as the previous one does.

(52:22):
But you definitely see a little bit of impact
hit the dinosaur in such a way that causes
it to kind of tilt a little better slide in the sand.
And again, the announcer shouts out, oh, another hit
on the dinosaur, but it's still standing.
And it looks angry.
With that, we jump over to Cameron with Rorick.

(52:43):
[SCREAMING]
And he like-- he like side eyes the person next--
the person down the other person that's--
another person down the row who's freaking out.
When he robbed-- no, a different one.
Oh, I didn't mean other side of him.
OK.
And he looks back, side eyes while going, ah!

(53:03):
And casts a mage hand again to pickpocket them.
There's going to be a theme with Rorick.
I see that.
How much can he get out of this event?
Ooh, 11.
11.
Ooh, let me run.
He's distracted, right?
I would say, ah, it succeeds.
So I like--
I like to think that you kind of like send your mage hand over

(53:24):
to just grab whatever.
So you're just-- you can't quite see
because of the number of people that are in the crown.
So you're just kind of rifling through his things,
hoping he doesn't really notice.
And then you just kind of pull the mage hand back.
And with it, you find the two gold pieces
and a really, really sweaty shirt.
Because the guy is not wearing a shirt right now.
In fact, he's done the classic thing

(53:45):
where he's painted himself half.
But you can see that he did a rush job.
He did a red and then his normal half, right?
So on the red side, he's drawn on with a thin brush,
like little scales to suggest that he's cheering for Big Al.
Oh, nice.
But he did those like after the monster was released,
obviously, because he didn't know what was coming.

(54:08):
I turn to the Kragaw.
[SCREAMING]
I just throw the shirt back as far as I can.
Do it just like a dex--
yeah, like a ranged weapon attack, basically.
It's like a throne.
Or maybe strength.
Athletics.
Do an athletics.
Oh, five.
Five.
OK.
It just slams right into the face of the guy

(54:28):
right behind you.
[LAUGHTER]
[SCREAMING]
[INAUDIBLE]
And it's turned around.
And I just come back to it.
He looks down at you.
It's like this big--
he's kind of got a huge beer gut.
And it's just a dwarf.
He goes, [SPEAKING GERMAN]
I'm making a worry now.

(54:48):
I'm--
[SCREAMING]
You feel a tap on your shoulder.
And he said, excuse me.
[SPEAKING GERMAN]
Oh, hello.
You threw a sweaty shirt at me.
Whoops.
My man.
I'm sorry.
Do a chrysler joke.
Or you can do persuasion if you want.
I don't know.
Whatever it is.

(55:09):
10.
10.
Does he go for it?
Well, I'm sorry.
He says--
I really mean it.
That's not going to be enough.
You smeared my makeup.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I hold that gold piece into him.
And he says, all right, that'll do.

(55:29):
And he takes the gold piece that puts in his pocket.
He takes a sip of his beer.
And he kind of just--
he just rubs his hand against his face, trying to--
and it just smears the makeup even more.
And he goes, all right, big owl, you got this.
You can also keep the shirts.
Big owl shirt.
And he picks it up.
And he looks at it.
And it's--
no, it's for a band.

(55:51):
Oh.
He says, does I know big owl shirt?
It's free.
All right.
Oh, cool.
I know dwarves like free stuff.
Oh, what are you trying to say?
Oh, don't worry.
I'm best friends with a dwarf.
Actually, I was dwarf in a former life.
This is what every, like, accidental racist person

(56:13):
says when they say something.
No, I swear, my best friends.
Well, he is.
Actually, he was more annoyed.
Well, I was a dwarf in my former life.
Hey, look, Mike, I don't know you.
No, no, no, what your problem is.
But you better leave me alone.
I'm in dwarves.
I'm going to say--
Oh, I'm sorry, friend.
I mean, no harm.
Oh.

(56:33):
And he's kind of surprised for a moment.
He says back in dwarves, that's pretty
impressive for a goblin.
Like I said--
In dwarf.
Yep.
I'm a dwarf from a former life.
I don't know about that.
But you see him all right.
And he pulls out his hand for a huge--
Yeah, I give him the dwarves hand.
Ah, he says, ah, I'm mine of quality.

(56:55):
And then I give him my headbutt.
But he's not their part of the Dorian handshake.
And he says, I will--
Who are you cheering for today?
You're cheering for Big Al?
I normally cheer for the dinosaur.
But Lil Sauce is a personal friend of mine.
And he didn't do it.
So he's fighting for his freedom.
Oh, really?

(57:16):
So you should cheer for my friend.
Well, my big Al makeup is all smeared now.
So I guess I might as well.
That's right.
Lil Sauce!
You're mine of a junior.
Ah, Lil Sauce!
And he steps down and he sits next.
He takes the scene next to him.
He's like, hey, Lil Sauce, yeah!
Ballet, my name's Raric.
Oh, nice to meet you.
My name's Gavin.

(57:37):
You were Lil Sauce!
Lil Sauce, aye!
And you--
I'm writing down new best friend, Gavin.
[LAUGHTER]
Awesome.
Wow, that was unexpected.
Take over, Gavin.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
I'm more than fine with that.
I can't do that accent.

(57:57):
Dave, you just watched as Raric just
makes a new best friend that comes and joins you guys.
He squeezes between me and Maki.
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE]
Excuse me.
Oh, hey.
And I owe the Lil Sauce.
Come on, Lil Sauce.
He can smell your fear.
You gotta do better than that.

(58:18):
All right, it's a little crowded here.
I need some space to work.
I go to the bathroom.
Hmm, gotta work, you're going to--
All my friends are abandoning me.
All right, good thing you got Gavin here.
I'm not going nowhere, bye.
My new best friend.
Say that, Raric.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Sounds like your friend's got to use the facilities.

(58:41):
And I think he's going to get a drink.
He's one of your classic drunkards.
He flicks you the gold piece that Raric gave me.
He said, bring us back one as well.
We're just passing along the poor guy's gold.
I know.
We'll do.
Yeah, I go to the bathroom.
OK, literally.
Well, I go to the bathroom stall,

(59:03):
assuming they have such a thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In six seconds, there's a coin slide for the bathroom.
I know it's not really kidding.
Oh, fine, now, next.
Dead sprinting.
[LAUGHTER]
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
Not going to meet?
No, I don't.
I just start heading to the bathroom.

(59:23):
All right, yeah.
All right, so you head to the bathroom.
I'm going to say that takes a little bit of time, obviously,
navigating the crowds and so forth.
So we will jump back over to the Allosaurus, which, once again,
turns towards Little Sauce and lunges forward
to attempt another bite attack.
And it is still at this advantage.
Wow, it has rolled doubles like the last three rolls.

(59:46):
14 hit.
I'm right at 14.
It is meets and beats.
The meets and beats.
20 damage.
I'm dead.
No, you're some resistance.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You're right.
So 10 damage.
And now you have to roll again per floor.
Yes.
How's this Dino looking?
Eh, he's--

(01:00:07):
He's seen.
OK, so you're fine on blur.
But you did take a hefty amount of damage.
Yeah, I'm going to need some help here.
Hey, he still has blur.
OK.
Yeah, he still has blur open.
Always.
With that being said, as it finishes,
doing this bite attack, which this time actually really
lands on your arm, laying in deep gashes this time,

(01:00:29):
not just plucking feathers, it starts to back away about 50
feet from you.
And it just runs back, which actually
would open up an attack of opportunity
if you have a melee weapon.
General.
What are you?
You have the quarter staff.
So yeah, you could take a swing at it.
Wacking with the quarter.
I can whack him?
Yeah, try--
What?
The question is-- and I'm guessing the answer is yes.

(01:00:50):
Are you holding the quarter staff with two hands?
If I pull it out, yeah.
Yeah, OK.
So that's 1D8.
1D8.
If you hit.
Plus 1B.
It says 1B.
B is bludgeoning.
It's a type of damage.
9.
Not going to hit.
I'm going to use one of my luck points.
I got three of them to try to hit.
Reroll.
Reroll.

(01:01:11):
Three luck points.
Whenever I'm making an attack roll,
spend one luck point to roll an additional d20.
OK.
13 plus what?
Bad hits.
Yeah, OK.
So you roll 1D8.
Two.
Two.
OK, so as the dino--
It's never mine.
Oh, that's the right dino.
As the dino starts to run away from you,
you whip out your quarter staff and smack it in the butt.

(01:01:34):
Kind of just like right on the edge of the tail,
you get a nice whack as it starts to run away.
It looks back at you and snarls, but it continues on its way.
Now we'll jump over to Fatty Lumpkins, who is now
equipped in his fancy new cloak.
Yes, and he has just taken the seat next to this new stranger.
Go on, and he kind of--
What gives him a--

(01:01:55):
Well, then--
Out of seconds.
Who?
I'm saying Fatty, his character went out, met a chick,
talked to a daughter, did a transaction trade,
made all the way back to her seat.
Here's my question.
Here's my question.
I guess what is he doing with this whole interaction?
Well, I'm saying if this cloak is leading up to combat stuff,

(01:02:17):
right--
There should be a pause.
Is it leading up to combat stuff?
Yes.
OK.
I'm just saying tech to be fair.
Right.
No, I get what you're saying.
OK, so let's say that it took a little bit longer
for this whole situation.
I mean, it's not going to last that long.
Either one or the other is going to die in the not-too-far-off
future.
I know.
I'm just--

(01:02:37):
I don't know.
Do it.
No, I mean, I don't disagree.
It would have taken a while to have the full conversation
and stuff as this was going on.
Well, let's just roll with it.
I'm curious to see where this goes.
All right, so you return.
You're back in your seat sitting next to this strange new
individual who's sitting next to Rorik.
Or I guess neither of them are sitting.
They're both standing, but I digress.

(01:02:58):
I'm going crazy.
Yeah.
And he'll turn going to lean back
because he's trying to ignore this strange individual next
to him.
And so he's going to talk past him
to the only other comrade he can see, which that is Rorik.
Yep.
This is what I miss.
Soft, very bloody decks.
Oh, that's true.
Decks is also going--

(01:03:20):
he's eating his hands up in the air, not saying anything.
Yes, yes.
Just making him like--
I think imagine him making the loudspeaker music.
Oh, yeah.
[HUMMING]
He just has his mouth open wide.
And it's just emanating straight out of it,
just like these unnatural sounds.

(01:03:42):
So yeah, Kido is basically just kind of dumbfounded
with how quickly things have escalated since he left.
When he left, Lil Sauce looked like he was maybe holding
his own, or at least--
Yeah.
And now he comes back and there is the pile of blood.
Yeah.
Round of the man the allosaurus has now retreated.
A little bit, yeah.
OK.

(01:04:03):
So yeah, he's then going to just take pause
and continue to spectate.
OK, that's good.
Well, resuming chewing on his claws.
Sure, yeah.
Now he's back to being nervous again.
With that, we jump back over to Lil Sauce.
Lil Sauce, as you're standing there watching as the dinosaur
starts to retreat from you, all of a sudden another pedestal
raises in front of you, and on it is another potion.

(01:04:28):
Yeah, I'm going to drink that.
Yep, all right.
As you do--
you receive--
as you drink it, all of a sudden the wounds
start to heal on your arm.
Feathers regrow out of the spot that it plucked.
You receive 20 HP in return as you drink this potion.
OK, I go above my madness.
No, but you can at least max out.

(01:04:49):
[GROWLING]
Suddenly feel good.
Yeah, absolutely.
You're back on top.
You hear the announcer from above and he says,
oh, looks like somebody got a nice little present
for Lil Sauce.
And you glance over and you notice the chief is waving at you.
And he gives you a big thumbs up.

(01:05:10):
And then he kind of just moaned.
He points at you, he points at him,
and he points at heading out.
And he takes off from the coliseum.
Fair enough.
All right.
I feel like you really, really, really want me to go see him.
So he really--
Oh, I'm sorry.
He really wants to see him.
OK, so with that health invigoration,

(01:05:32):
what are you doing, Lil Sauce?
The dinosaur is currently about 40 feet away from you
at this moment.
All right, it's my attack.
Yep.
I'm going to do some--
how does the level two's?
I'm going to use major armor.
OK.
And that's your action, right?
Yeah, I'm going to try and get as far away as I can.
Oh, nice.
OK.
So you cast this major armor spell on yourself

(01:05:55):
and you start to glow ever so slightly as you feel the fiber--
Am I still boring as well?
Yes.
OK.
You feel the fibers within your clothing
start to firm up into a more defensive cloak.
Your armor class has increased.
I don't know if you know--
17.
17.

(01:06:15):
Awesome, all right.
So your AC is now 17 as you feel yourself strengthened
by the power of your magic.
And then you said you're moving away from the dinosaur?
Yeah.
How far?
Oh, I'm no 30 feet.
Yep.
Yeah, 30 feet.
Full 30 feet?
OK, cool.
Whatever the case, we jump over to roar.
Yes.
I go--
[SCREAMING]

(01:06:37):
You're a stupid dinosaur.
And I'm casting a spell on him.
OK.
I'm casting a spell Bane, which technically,
I'm supposed to have three targets,
but I don't want to pick more than three,
so I'm doing the minimum one.
Sure.
I'm picking the dinosaur.
And all it does is for all of his future roles,

(01:06:59):
he adds a d4.
He rolls a d4 along with his role, and he minuses that.
All right.
He has to make a charisma saving throw right now.
All right.
All right, you cast this spell.
And all of a sudden, in front of you, as around the stadium,
you just see--
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
--in a shockwave kind of goes out,
as you realize there is an anti-magic field blocking

(01:07:23):
spells from the audience.
Really?
Yes.
Interesting.
That's interesting.
Can I touch it?
No.
Can I reach my hand?
You reach out, and you go through it.
OK.
Why if I electrocute my hands as I do it?
OK.
Yeah, as you--

(01:07:43):
Because I am?
Fizzlefingers.
Yeah, no, no.
I get you.
As you reach towards it with your electrified hands,
all of a sudden, it reactivates, and you
can't get your hands through it.
But as they're-- but as my hand just like electrocuting,
as I'm holding it up to it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh.
That's why I try it.
OK.

(01:08:03):
Dave.
I look back and see how the fight's going.
I'm like, ah, there you go.
That's more like it.
As he's looking while he's pissing,
he's looking at that--
Are you in there here in the bathroom?
The bath first stop.
And I make it to the bathroom, but I go in.
Wow, there's no line because the fight's going.
That's right.

(01:08:23):
This is the worst that I'm to go.
What is the best time to go?
I go into the stall.
And is there anybody else in here?
No, not a person.
OK.
And I pull out my ticket by--
oh, it's stub or whatever from my bet.
Yeah.
And I take out my forgery equipment.

(01:08:44):
Oh.
And so I look.
I spend a moment--
or, you know, a few minutes carefully studying the ticket
and the ink and looking at the number one.
And then I test a little spot in the corner
to see if I can get the ink just right to match the ink on the thing.

(01:09:09):
And once I get that right, I just tear that part off.
Sure.
That little piece off and toss aside.
And then I write as carefully as I can.
And I copy the number one, changing it from 1,000 to 11,000.
Whoa.
All right.
Wow.
OK.
Roll a--
Ready?
Shnifty.

(01:09:29):
Yeah, roll a-- shoot.
Do you roll like a slight A?
Oh, it says I have advantage on--
Right.
--shacks made to produce forgeries.
What are--
Or maybe be deceptive.
So yeah, you get advantage on the deception check.
Who makes sense that's a deception since it's being forged?
It's going to be 25.
Holy cow.
All right.
That's going to be hard to beat.
All right.
Sounds good.

(01:09:50):
Yeah.
There you go.
You write an additional one on the bet.
And with that, you've allegedly got a ticket of an 11,000
gold bet.
That is a hefty one.
I was kind of curious what you were going to go with.
I was like, you got to keep it somehow realistic.
But just duplicating the one is not the hardest thing

(01:10:12):
in the world to-- yeah, that's not bad.
Now duplicate it.
Well, you're kind of at the edge of the ticket at this point.
So if you added another one, it would only
be partially on there and nobody would know.
But whatever the case--
OK, yeah, a bunch of zeros sideways.
Yeah.
We jump back over to the allosaurus.
This turn, the allosaurus reaches the end of its 40 foot run.

(01:10:34):
It spins around and sees that you're
like running away from it.
And it's kind of like you could almost
see its eyes open a little bit in astonishment
that you chose to do this.
I thought it would just kind of like rush you again.
So it just starts running after you.
And it bridges that gap.
You're actually-- you look back and you're absolutely
terrified as this thing crosses.
And at the length of its turn, which is six seconds,

(01:10:57):
it crosses 60 feet, which is not enough
to bridge the entire gap.
But it does get surprisingly close to you.
It's about--
Is this all towards our side of the arena?
Actually, I think this would be a way
from your guys' side of the arena at this point.
Randall's way from us.
It's closer to us.
You, the allosaurus.
You, the allosaurus.

(01:11:18):
You bum.
Now you can't hear my heckles.
So it is now, I think, 10 feet away from you.
It is 10 feet away from you.
OK.
But whatever the case, it wasn't
able to do an attack this turn because it wasn't
able to get within range is what it is.
All right, jumping over to Fatty Lumpkins.
Fatty looks on and off at the combat going on way out
in the distance.

(01:11:38):
And he continues to bite his claws.
OK, sounds good.
Very limited by the range.
Yeah, no, that's totally fair.
With that being said, there are some people--
you see some fancy booths up at the top of the stadium.
What do they call those?
Box seats.
Box seats, thank you.
And you see, there's some very fancy, hoity-toity-looking
dressed people.

(01:11:59):
And they pull out-- as the fight gets
to the other end of the stadium, they pull out
those little opera glasses, binocular-type things.
And they're like, oh, yes.
And as the-- well, actually, we'll get to--
The coward's choice.
The coward's choice to run away.
And we'll get to a little bit more about what they're up
to here in a moment.
But whatever the case, we jump back over to Lil Sauce.

(01:12:21):
Lil Sauce, the dinosaur has bridged a lot of the gap.
It is now 10 feet away from you.
What are you doing?
So yeah, I'm going to use a magic missile.
Give us four.
You're four?
Yeah, three.
Seven damage.
Seven damage.
You spin around as you run away.
The dinosaur, having bridged the gap significantly.

(01:12:43):
And you reach out with your hand,
shooting three bolts of magic missile, force slamming
into the dinosaur.
The announcer from above goes, oh,
and a little sauce slams him with a magic missile.
You hear the crowd cheering.
You guys look up at the hoity-toity people in the box
seats, and you just see one of them

(01:13:03):
sit down his opera glasses and go, they're nice.
They're nice.
They're nice.
They're impressive.
And then he quickly picks up his little binoculars again.
Fantastic.
Are you doing anything else with your action?
I would like to taunt.
No.
Yeah.
Big L.
Sure.
And I would like to call him Big L.
Yeah, roll a performance.

(01:13:26):
Roll a performance check.
18 plus and 119.
Yeah, he looks furious.
He didn't like that at all.
And you hear some of the people around you go, oh, oh, oh.
Like in that half of the stands, I
don't think you guys quite hear it.
No.
Even the bleep you don't hear.
But over on that side, it's just--
It's just a bleep.
Everyone hears it.
Well, it's a bleep.

(01:13:47):
The Colosseums is a family-friendly--
But you're also a thank you.
So you literally could have just been a bleep.
It's just a bleep sound.
And so yeah, the people on that side of the stadium
where you're at, and you're not far either from basically
almost right next to the wall of this Colosseum.
Oh, and you just see-- everyone's like--
Whoa.
Yo.
And you see some people quickly started

(01:14:09):
smearing off their red face paint stuff.
And they're like, oh, little saws.
Little saws.
Little saws.
Big L's a [BLEEP]
Dang, we just really ruined his reputation.
With that, we jump over to Roryak.
First, I want to use a bonus action to pull out an arrow.
OK.
And I'm going to hold it up and try

(01:14:30):
to put it through the shield.
It's not what Katniss did in Hunger Games.
Yeah, no.
Well, I'm not Katniss.
I mean, I guess all things considered,
there's no reason it wouldn't go through based on what
I've previously established.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Hmm.
Yeah.
Hmm.
I'm going to cast Message, OK, to Little Saws.

(01:14:51):
OK.
I'm going to say, get your butt over to our side of the arena.
And Little Saws.
Oh, it worked?
Sick.
Well, yeah, that's true.
Yeah, because there's it wouldn't go through.
Yeah, no, that doesn't work.
I was wondering.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I forget.
Maybe even though it's technically, yeah,
a different kind of magic, it's still magic.

(01:15:12):
So yeah, you don't hear it all well.
No.
So it was a try.
I mean, you don't know that he doesn't hear anything.
I assumed he wouldn't.
Oh, I tried.
And yeah, he tried.
All right.
With that, we jump over to Dave.
I'm drying off flipping this stub in the air
to dry it off.
Air dry it.
Yes.
And then I'm walking out of the bathroom.

(01:15:34):
With this new, very valuable ticket.
Say, now that my paperwork is done, I get out of here.
Job is not done till the paperwork is finished.
All right, with that--
By get out of here, he means he walks over to the bed area
and stands in line waiting to immediately catch.
Nobody's over it.
Yeah, it would be the first in line at the moment.

(01:15:55):
With that being said, we jump over to the Alasaurus,
who is--
his momentum was thrown off with the three blasts.
So he can't do a pounce attack.
But he is going to lunge forward and try to bite at little sauce.
Holy cow.
Well, that's a 17 plus 6.
So even with Mage Armor, that's still going to hit.
Oh, that's not bad.

(01:16:16):
Seven damage.
Seven-- well, wait, no, half that.
So three piercing damage.
And then you do have to make the saving throw for Bloor.
15.
You're safe.
Man, you really upkept your concentration.
Good for you.
Jumping over to Fatty Lumpkin's.
Fatty's going to turn to Roark.
And we need to get closer to the action.

(01:16:37):
I can't see anything.
Why?
I can't do anything.
Yeah, I can't either.
There's a spell shield.
And Roark does his little shawky thing and shows--
So you've removed your bow and arrow from--
you're not holding your bow and arrow over--
No, I never was.
I just--
The singular arrow?
Oh, and I was--
OK, I just want to miss her.
See if arrow-- like physical arrow--

(01:16:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was throwing.
I get you.
OK, I'll start.
And then I show you the electricity on my hand.
But just for kicks and giggles, Kido feeling
an immense desire to join the fight.
Stares long leave into the center of the Rita.
And just-- there's almost like a shimmer or a mirage.

(01:17:22):
And he has managed to manifest an echo inside the arena.
[INAUDIBLE]
It's a spell.
That's true.
And that's why I let the Bartek inspiration
get through because playing a spell, it's a class feature.
The echo is also a class feature.
That's correct.
It's just a lot stronger, right?

(01:17:43):
Like because you just get it.
No, it's a mirror image.
OK.
But it has physical properties.
Right, right.
OK.
You do that and--
Die.
No, something happens and then fails.
But I can't say what.
And then with that, we're going to jump back over.

(01:18:05):
Are you like-- is your echo moving towards the fight?
Towards the-- and it's just kind of standing there.
Standing there.
OK, that's this weird mirage.
Out of nowhere, behind the Alastor,
you see Keto just standing there.
And I was going to say, because there is a range.
Like, Drudge, hold this.
15 feet, anybody runs 30 feet closer to the Alastor.

(01:18:26):
So he's 45 feet away from me.
OK.
All right, sounds good.
Anybody else seeing him?
Yeah, people see him and they're starting to talk.
Like I said, something happens and it fails.
So I can't say what that was.
But that'll come into play here shortly.
Whatever the case, we're jumping back over to Little Sauce.
So see here, I still got--

(01:18:47):
Let's do Firebolt.
OK.
17.
That is--
And then you roll a d10.
5.
5 damage.
Oh, Little Sauce slams in with a Firebolt.
And you see the dinosaur kind of in action.
Yes, this time around in anger.

(01:19:10):
We jump back over to Roryck.
Did you guys--
I cheered.
Cheered.
I'm done.
OK.
You're just cheering.
OK, can I steal more from a person next to me?
Roll your side hand.
25.
OK.
You managed to get a small trinket out of somebody's pocket.

(01:19:34):
Poggers?
Oh, no.
Which is a little frog keychain.
Another one?
He can't pick.
He's got to get some keys.
I know.
OK, you're going to attach all these keychains to a little
frog keychain.

(01:19:55):
And now I'm swinging two keychains in there here,
which are a little bit bigger when you think of the fact
that a goblin is small.
So whatever the case, we jump over to Dave.
Coming out of the bathroom.
So how many people are in this state?
Is there like thousands?
I'd say several hundred, few hundred, maybe not

(01:20:17):
at the most of thousands.
But not thousands.
I'm going to go back to Roryck.
OK.
And you've got now four people sitting at the desk.
Girl, can we sit with you?
Oh, no.
She disappeared.
Oh, you joined us and now you're cramped.
That one lady.
We've had roommates.

(01:20:38):
This dearest woman.
Is this-- you're talking to us?
No.
I'm still walking back from the bathroom.
Whatever the case, you make it back and you join the seating
with the rest of your friends.
Wow.
From there, we jump back over to the allosaurus,
who continues to snap his giant jaws towards Lil Sauce.

(01:21:04):
Oh, critical fail.
One of his strikes comes flying down.
He misses.
He loses his balance because he's only got two feet
and a big giant head.
And he ends up stumbling and slipping in the sand,
causing him to fall down and hit the ground.
He is now prone.

(01:21:24):
So there's that.
We jump over to Fatty Lumpkins.
How far away is this guy?
They're still over on the other end of the thing.
Oh, actually, that reminds me.
Um, yeah, a-- does a 15 hit your Echo Knight?
No.
No.
Oh, man.
So you see a small firebolt come flying towards you
tonight from like inside-- practically inside the walls

(01:21:47):
of the arena and just barely miss him.
The other thing is these spells, are they targeting
creatures or objects?
The weird thing with the Echo is that it's an object.
So some spells can't even target it.
I don't think firebolt would have an issue with that,
because firebolt is just like you're
blasting in a direction.

(01:22:08):
We jump back over to Lil Sauce.
They prone?
Do I get advantage in?
You get a-- what is the advantage on melee?
Yeah, it says there to show the range.
Unarranged.
How far am I?
What, like you're pretty much right next to it.
So I can just use firebolt at normal?
Well, firebolt would be ranged, technically.
So you just--
OK, so I'll just do advantage then on my staff.

(01:22:30):
I'm going to jump up and just--
try and jump up and just stab him with my staff.
OK.
I know it's a blunt object.
I'm just--
Yeah, and then you're smacking him with it.
OK, so you have advantage on this hit, so try to go ahead
and--
No, that's not enough.
Oh, 19 plus 3.
Yeah, that's definitely going to hit.
Now I'm going to use two hands.
Yeah, I'm going to roll.
So 1d8.
2.
2.

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Wham, you slam down on it.
It doesn't seem super bothered by it.
All those scales across this body, like you whack it
on the nose, and it doesn't like it, but it's not
detrimental by any means.
We jump back over to Roarick.
He cheers.
OK.
We jump over to Maki.
So I go, what's Roarick doing right now?

(01:23:13):
Cheery with his best friend, his new best friend.
Oh, I forgot the beers.
[INAUDIBLE]
Sorry, you run back and--
It may want to Roarick toss this hit with gold, huh?
Oh, you guys are getting good beers.
OK, so you run off to go get beers.
We jump over to the Allosaurus.
The Allosaurus stands back up on its feet.

(01:23:35):
It leans over and roars angrily at little sauce
before sort of lunging forth with one of its clawed legs.
I'm guessing an 11.
No, 11 does not hit.
So it misses once again, just kind of brushing its leg
through the blur that is you at the moment.
We jump over to Keto.

(01:23:56):
Who is Cheery.
Who is cheering.
As you cheer, another blast comes flying through.
So that's a miss.
It misses again.
Also, is he just standing there?
Yeah.
Oh, so he's just actively like just kind of slightly dodging.
We jump back over to Little Sauce.
So the beast is back up again.
Here, a new fireball.

(01:24:17):
OK.
That's a miss.
I'm going to use my second lock to open.
OK.
To re-roll?
Yeah.
That would be 15.
That hits.
It's a pretty big tarry at all things considered.
Two damage.
Two damage.
Oh, he's whittling him down.

(01:24:37):
But is it going to be enough?
Is he going to be able to stop it before it munches him up?
With that, we jump back over to Rorik.
Hi.
Yeah.
Is everybody cheering/getting beers for everybody
at this point so we can just cheek going back and forth
between Little Sauce and--
Yeah.
OK.
Save some if you want to do so.
Yeah.
If anybody wants to do anything in between,

(01:24:58):
well, I just take a shot at the dinosaur at this distance
with an arrow.
Yeah.
You can try if you want to.
Because I saw arrows could go through.
Right.
OK.
Where'd you roll?
18.
18.
Cool.
You roll with disadvantage because it's probably
out of range for short bow and wrestling.
18.
18.
OK.
You shoot an arrow forth, which flies out

(01:25:20):
and sure enough manages to hit big owl.
Roll the damage.
Is he adjacent to Quinn?
The big owl?
Yeah.
Yeah.
The now security's off the drink.
All four of these meats, myself.
10 damage.
10 damage.
All right.
The arrow slams into big owl.

(01:25:40):
It hits him right in the neck.
And big owl kind of stumbles a little bit
from this arrow that hit him just like in just the right spot.
With that, you hear a whole bunch of the crowd gasp.
And then they start to boo.
And you see your friend turn and look at you.
And he goes, no.
Won't you?
I have to go and do that.

(01:26:01):
And with that, a number of guards
start to flood from multiple different spots around
and start rushing towards you.
He was going to distance himself from them.
And then we go over to--
well, we go to Maki, cheering.
We jump over to the Allosaur, which
it shakes off this impact from the arrow
and then goes to bite towards little sauce again.

(01:26:22):
That's a 13 total, which misses once again on your blur,
which puts us back to Keto, who is cheering.
And then jump back over to little sauce.
You see the dinosaurs severely weakened at this point.
Magic missile again.
OK.
What'd you get?
Total.

(01:26:42):
Eight.
You pull back.
You hurl for three more bolts of force energy.
[EXPLOSION]
First one slams into the dinosaur.
It steps once back.
The second one slams into it again.
It takes another step back.
And the third one comes as it's still
finishing that second step, slams into it,

(01:27:04):
knocking it off balance and pushing it backwards,
like in the air, as its whole body comes and slams down
on the ground behind you.
And lets out one last--
before it dies.
But no one in the crowd is doing anything.

(01:27:26):
As a group of guards comes and grabs Rorek and hauls him on.
And that is where we will have to end tonight's episode.
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