A Doggy Dog World

S:2 E:4: A Doggy Dog World

Listen, we've been holding this in for so long, and really, it is not your dog. It is you.    Song of the Ep: Fuck You Bitch by Wheeler Walker, Jr.

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Episode Transcript

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Collect the sticks.
Alright, welcome to Crysis with Kira and Isis.
Hi you guys.
Hello.
How are you feeling today? Good.
Today is about feelings.
I want warm and fuzzy.
Really? Not warm, I, I don't know.
But, like a little bit.

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You know what I mean? Yeah.
Also, I'm about to start my period, so I feel all welly.
Welly? Like, like, welled up.
You know what I mean? Oh. 16 00:00:32,365.1 --> 00:00:33,745 Like, you well up with emotion.
Oh.
Welly.
I've never said that before, but I feel like that's a good way to express it.
Um. 21 00:00:39,954.999 --> 00:00:42,115 Pent up emotions? No, but I was like, okay.
So, I toured the ED department on Wednesday. 23 00:00:45,854.999 --> 00:00:47,975 Did I tell you about the draft day? Oh my god.

(00:47):
I have no idea what you're talking about in any capacity.
.766666667I can't start from the top. 26 00:00:53,972.766666667 --> 00:00:55,39.366666667 A reptile dysfunction. 27 00:00:55,39.366666667 --> 00:00:55,394.9 Um.
No, I'm just kidding.
The emergency department.
Oh. 31 00:00:57,255.1 --> 00:00:57,388.4 Oh. 32 00:00:57,388.4 --> 00:00:57,521.7 Oh. 33 00:00:57,521.7 --> 00:00:57,655 Oh.
.3Oh. 35 00:00:57,788.3 --> 00:00:57,921.6 Oh. 36 00:00:57,921.6 --> 00:00:58,54.9 Oh.
Oh.
I was like, really? The Erectile Dysfunction Department, the E D D Yeah, I don't know why, I feel like most people say E R, but I feel like in the medical world, like, they say E D more than anyone else.

(01:11):
I feel like the general pop says E R way more.
Well, because we're going to the emergency room? Well, it's saying, yeah.
I'm not walking into the emergency department.
Yeah.
so I went to to like talk to all the units about nurse apprenticeships.
You were prompted to do this, or you did this on your own accord? Yeah, they like, well, we didn't have to, but they were like, you should, wink wink, like you have to, you know what I mean? so I was talking to all the, um.

(01:40):
Like units and I have some really good information got some good contacts which is good I think it like was really successful But anyways, then we're like touring the place and they like showed us the emergency department and like the trauma room And they were just talking about like, you know how when there is an actual trauma like how many people are in the room and how it's like crazy and like Whatever, but uh, so I was like whatever, but it wasn't like that at the time.

(02:07):
It was just an empty room So I was like, you know, um, and then like the emergency department itself dude.
.1It's like almost even worse than like I don't know I complain so much about not having windows in like the regular floors But the emergency department's even like more like a dungeon. 48 00:02:21,615.099 --> 00:02:46,65.099 It's like it's just so And it's just so big and like I just feel like you like it's a warehouse it's kind of hard Yeah, it's like hard even to find the exit to like the outside and so just I don't know it feels claustrophobic Which I really don't like but then the next day, I was in the PICU, the Pediatric ICU, and, really slow day, actually. 49 00:02:46,115.1 --> 00:02:52,325.1 I was like, it was honestly so boring, like, Was it depressing, seeing the sick babies? Mmmmm. 50 00:02:52,485.1 --> 00:03:02,240.2 Or are they just not that sick? Were there really sick ones, or they were just, like, premature and random things? I don't know, I had like, a little girl that had like, tube casts on her legs. 51 00:03:02,250.199 --> 00:03:06,460.2 She had a bunch of other problems, but, yeah, I don't know. 52 00:03:06,520.2 --> 00:03:14,230.2 I'm just imagining like, tubes, and things, and breathing things, and yeah, not, not that bad, not that I had. 53 00:03:14,240.2 --> 00:03:16,960.1 we only had like, one patient for half the day. 54 00:03:17,480.1 --> 00:03:30,410.1 And then like, and like you don't want to go in there because they just are like pissed off and like so you want to like cluster their care and then like I'm not going to test out my skills on a four year old you know what I mean? Like, so I was bored. 55 00:03:30,490.1 --> 00:03:40,790.1 And then, at the end of the day, So you see why the other people were bored last week with their, the ones that were there before you? Because you said they did not seem enthusiastic about it. 56 00:03:42,590.1 --> 00:03:46,360.1 When I had asked you if you were excited, and you were like, Nobody seemed excited after. 57 00:03:46,360.2 --> 00:03:47,690 Right, right, right, right, right. 58 00:03:47,690.1 --> 00:03:48,420.1 Exactly. 59 00:03:48,430.1 --> 00:03:57,665.1 So, um, I could see like, you know, it would be, I think, fine as like, You know what I mean? Like it's, it is, it is like a nicer population in my opinion. 60 00:03:57,665.1 --> 00:03:59,165.1 I'm used to working with kids, like whatever. 61 00:03:59,705.1 --> 00:04:13,445.1 but then at like the end of the day, like there was like a couple hours left, and we heard that there was a trauma, coming into the emergency department, and it was like an 8 year old who got her, like, Bottom lip ripped off by a dog. 62 00:04:15,815.1 --> 00:04:16,265.1 I know. 63 00:04:16,665.1 --> 00:04:23,385 And then my nurse was like, do you want to go down and see it? And I was like, yeah, yeah. 64 00:04:23,385.1 --> 00:04:27,25.1 So I went down and saw it and it was bananas. 65 00:04:27,45.1 --> 00:04:31,565.099 And there was like a bunch of people in there and they're yelling out blood pressure. 66 00:04:31,565.199 --> 00:04:33,535.1 And like, I didn't see. 67 00:04:33,535.1 --> 00:04:41,615.099 they like took off her gauze for like a second, but like the other way, and like the REMSA student saw it and she said you could like see her like, chin bone. 68 00:04:42,275.1 --> 00:04:44,505.1 Oof! And just like her teeth. 69 00:04:44,545.1 --> 00:04:48,85.1 Oof! Um, which I couldn't see because she had like gauze over it. 70 00:04:48,435.1 --> 00:04:53,805.1 Um, but my nurse like, literally took her chin. 71 00:04:54,675.1 --> 00:04:59,395.1 Like her just, whole ass chin, and like, we had to put it on ice. 72 00:04:59,665.1 --> 00:05:01,165.1 So she like, puts her chin on ice. 73 00:05:01,165.1 --> 00:05:05,835.1 Oh, you guys recovered the mouth? The lip? Like, yeah. 74 00:05:05,875.1 --> 00:05:06,695.1 Oh, that's nice. 75 00:05:06,705.1 --> 00:05:09,105.099 If it's recovered, that's beneficial. 76 00:05:09,125.1 --> 00:05:09,675.0995 Yeah, Yeah, I don't know. 77 00:05:10,215.0995 --> 00:05:13,275.0995 Well, they apparently shot the dog on sight. 78 00:05:13,865.0995 --> 00:05:17,285.0995 How old was the dog? Was it a big dog, small dog? I don't know, I don't know. 79 00:05:17,315.0985 --> 00:05:23,825.099 Oh, no, I heard that it was like the mom's boyfriend's dog? Well, it's a freaking mom's boyfriend's dog, though. 80 00:05:23,825.099 --> 00:05:27,455.0995 I think it happened in And they brought her all the way over here? They careflighted her. 81 00:05:27,555.0995 --> 00:05:28,855.0995 Oh, god. 82 00:05:28,865.0995 --> 00:05:30,970.0995 Anyways, but Um. 83 00:05:30,980.0995 --> 00:05:31,860.0995 The medical bill. 84 00:05:32,50.0995 --> 00:05:32,220.0995 But. 85 00:05:33,170.0995 --> 00:05:37,210.0995 You're a stupid dog! Um. 86 00:05:38,410.0995 --> 00:05:41,120.0995 I'll, we'll second back to the dog situation. 87 00:05:41,130.0995 --> 00:05:41,810.0995 Keep going. 88 00:05:42,540.0985 --> 00:05:44,600.0995 So yeah, her chin, which was insane. 89 00:05:44,730.0995 --> 00:05:45,540.0985 Oh my gosh. 90 00:05:46,60.0995 --> 00:05:47,0.0985 And then we put it on ice. 91 00:05:47,20.0985 --> 00:05:49,940.0995 I had to go get ice, so that was my really important duty. 92 00:05:49,950.0985 --> 00:05:50,610.0985 It felt great. 93 00:05:50,620.0985 --> 00:05:51,499.9995 Ha ha ha. 94 00:05:53,510.0995 --> 00:06:00,900.0995 And then, like, I could just barely see into her gauze and kind of saw, like, the cut and, like, her teeth and could imagine the rest. 95 00:06:00,960.0995 --> 00:06:02,310.0995 Poor girl, bro. 96 00:06:02,820.1005 --> 00:06:05,240.1005 Um, I don't know what happened, they were like taking her to the O. 97 00:06:05,240.1005 --> 00:06:05,570.1005 R. 98 00:06:05,570.1005 --> 00:06:12,810.0995 to like try to reattach it, um, so I don't know, I, I don't know how successful it was or what happened, but oh, that poor girl. 99 00:06:13,260.0995 --> 00:06:13,780.0995 I know. 100 00:06:14,240.0995 --> 00:06:14,640.0995 I know. 101 00:06:14,780.1005 --> 00:06:19,550.1005 But, after this, I was like, it was so, but it was so oddly invigorating. 102 00:06:19,930.1005 --> 00:06:20,250.1005 Of course. 103 00:06:20,250.1005 --> 00:06:21,980.1005 I was like, wow, I like trauma. 104 00:06:22,90.1005 --> 00:06:29,830.0995 Ah, and like it looked, and it made me like rethink whether or not I should put that as like maybe an option for like my apprenticeship. 105 00:06:30,130.1005 --> 00:06:30,490.1005 Which. 106 00:06:31,755.1005 --> 00:06:49,295.1 I'm still not, like, I don't know, because it was, like, very, like, interesting and exciting, um, but I'm just, like, really trying to think about the day to day ED stuff and just, like, a bunch of illness and, like, it is, like, a lot more, fast paced. 107 00:06:49,755.1 --> 00:06:51,415.101 I think it'd be good for your training. 108 00:06:52,385.101 --> 00:06:56,825.101 So, since an apprenticeship is meant to be short, I think having well, yeah, exactly. 109 00:06:56,825.101 --> 00:06:58,325.101 I think it would be right, right. 110 00:06:58,345.101 --> 00:06:59,235.101 I think it would be right. 111 00:06:59,235.101 --> 00:06:59,745.101 Exactly. 112 00:06:59,745.101 --> 00:07:03,275.101 It could be really good for my apprenticeship, you know, just like short time. 113 00:07:03,285.101 --> 00:07:08,515.1 And even, even, even if I really don't like it, like, it's really just not going to be that long. 114 00:07:08,515.101 --> 00:07:09,215.1 So it doesn't really matter. 115 00:07:09,215.101 --> 00:07:11,535.1 And it would just be so different from what I want to do that. 116 00:07:11,565.101 --> 00:07:11,945.1 I don't know. 117 00:07:12,245.101 --> 00:07:14,255.101 And I think there's a lot of variety that's going to come in. 118 00:07:14,255.101 --> 00:07:15,465.101 You'll be in the ER. 119 00:07:15,505.101 --> 00:07:16,819.1206 Yeah, there's gonna be a lot happening. 120 00:07:16,819.1206 --> 00:07:18,424.34673333 I just think for training purposes, it's good. 121 00:07:18,424.34673333 --> 00:07:23,385.101 So then, I think it would give you better variety than being like, well, I just did labor and delivery and now I want to continue. 122 00:07:23,745.1 --> 00:07:24,995.1005 It's harder for you to, like, pivot. 123 00:07:24,995.1005 --> 00:07:31,855.101 But if you do, like, ER, then you have a lot more skills and a lot more exposure to things that you wouldn't have had otherwise. 124 00:07:31,855.101 --> 00:07:32,105.101 Right. 125 00:07:32,435.101 --> 00:07:32,995.101 Yeah, exactly. 126 00:07:33,115.101 --> 00:07:35,605.101 And considering so many factors at once. 127 00:07:36,195.101 --> 00:07:37,235.101 I think it'd be cool. 128 00:07:37,425.101 --> 00:07:37,955.101 Yeah, yeah. 129 00:07:37,955.101 --> 00:07:38,405.101 I think it'd be really good. 130 00:07:38,415.101 --> 00:07:39,345.1 And yeah. 131 00:07:39,485.101 --> 00:07:40,695.101 Well, that's so exciting. 132 00:07:40,695.101 --> 00:07:42,195.101 I'm really happy you had that experience. 133 00:07:42,195.101 --> 00:07:44,175.101 I feel really tired, sad for the child. 134 00:07:44,980.1 --> 00:08:03,5.1 But, like, like that's the thing so many small things like that will have Irreversible consequences and like that was like that thing with Drew's friend when we were at her his Best friends, girlfriend's house and her dog was in my face and I was like, I don't like the dog being in my face and then she was like, we don't consider begging bad behavior. 135 00:08:03,5.1 --> 00:08:06,455.1 I was like, it's not about bad behavior. 136 00:08:06,455.1 --> 00:08:08,525.099 It's that I'm a human being and this is my face. 137 00:08:08,525.1 --> 00:08:08,785.1 Yeah. 138 00:08:08,785.1 --> 00:08:12,775.099 And there's an animal and that's an animal and everyone that I don't know very well. 139 00:08:12,785.1 --> 00:08:16,43.35 And just because everyone here wants to I don't know how to validate the dog is well trained. 140 00:08:16,43.35 --> 00:08:18,815.1 Guess how many times that boyfriend said, my dog's not going to do anything. 141 00:08:18,835.1 --> 00:08:19,285.1 Exactly. 142 00:08:19,335.1 --> 00:08:22,965.1 people usually don't fuck around and find out what dogs they know are going to do something. 143 00:08:23,135.1 --> 00:08:24,445.0995 Those dogs are usually put away. 144 00:08:24,445.0995 --> 00:08:28,795.1 It's oftentimes dogs that are, have never done something before. 145 00:08:28,805.099 --> 00:08:29,95.099 Yeah. 146 00:08:29,95.1 --> 00:08:45,430.1 Dogs are deemed harmless that do something it obviously usually happens to children because adults don't provoke things like that because they know that it's a animal But it's like, you know You're still like it's not the child's fault because you are the one who gave it a false sense of security With this dog. 147 00:08:45,460.1 --> 00:08:48,780.1 And I don't have a false sense of security with any dog, not even my own. 148 00:08:48,790.1 --> 00:08:55,890.1 Dogs are, like, I'm not, like, my face is too valuable for me to potentially get bitten for any reason. 149 00:08:56,20.1 --> 00:09:03,390.1 What if someone just wanted to, like, push the dog and the dog yelped at me? Or what if the dog went for the food and I pulled it back and I, like, I don't know. 150 00:09:03,670.1 --> 00:09:05,70.1 Yeah, it's unpredictable. 151 00:09:05,410.1 --> 00:09:06,300.1 It's just, no. 152 00:09:06,550.1 --> 00:09:17,160.1 It is not worth my Yeah, that's why it's insane when like, we have just such a, a, um, God, I don't even know how to, I don't know what's like a good word for it. 153 00:09:17,170.1 --> 00:09:19,260.099 We have such like a humanization. 154 00:09:19,930.1 --> 00:09:43,900.1 Culture of dogs, especially with like, millennials and not having kids and just having dogs and treating their dogs like they're kids and like, It's just, we've like, over, I don't, I don't, like, Personified? Yeah, I mean, like, humanized them, you know what I mean? Like, to the point where it's like, how, like, Almost to the point where it's like, you can't treat a dog like it's an animal. 155 00:09:45,345.1 --> 00:09:45,575.1 Right. 156 00:09:45,605.1 --> 00:09:56,365.099 Because they're like, how dare you? This is like, as if it were like a person and you're trying to like, dehumanize it was a three year old that you're trying to dehumanize versus the fact that it's actually not a human. 157 00:09:56,385.1 --> 00:09:57,85.1 And so it's just crazy. 158 00:09:57,95.1 --> 00:10:07,785.1 And it's like, I feel like we have so much shame around, you know, like being cautious of the dogs or like, I I feel like I have to treat people's dogs like I would treat their children. 159 00:10:07,785.1 --> 00:10:11,35.1 But it's like, if your dog jumps on me, I still feel like I have the right to kick it. 160 00:10:12,415.1 --> 00:10:12,775.1 Right. 161 00:10:12,795.1 --> 00:10:18,795.1 But if your child jumps on me, I understand that you don't want me kicking it, like, fine, it's a human, I probably shouldn't kick it. 162 00:10:18,795.1 --> 00:10:21,240.77142857 Yeah, you know how to deal with it. 163 00:10:21,240.77142857 --> 00:10:24,305 But your dog can do more damage to you than your three year old can. 164 00:10:24,305.1 --> 00:10:27,595.1 You know the ability of a three year old. 165 00:10:28,205.1 --> 00:10:29,815.1 Dogs are so unpredictable. 166 00:10:30,95.1 --> 00:10:40,625.1 And like It's something I hate, especially after being in Armenia and like, where so many people are as terrified of dogs, especially big dogs, and they're disgusted by household animals. 167 00:10:41,35.099 --> 00:10:43,185.099 Like they find it gross. 168 00:10:43,765.1 --> 00:10:59,690.1 So then, so then to like come back here where everyone like just is so I just, I'm, just the thought of having a child and having to tell someone with a big ass dog, like, get your dog, and then that being like a, a contested issue makes me want to just punch people. 169 00:10:59,690.2 --> 00:11:02,330.099 Right, right, especially then around your children. 170 00:11:02,520.1 --> 00:11:04,0.099 Like, trying to protect your children. 171 00:11:04,10.1 --> 00:11:31,625.099 Like, I can't protect myself, but, so how, like, like, where's the threshold? You're especially, oh my god, ew, now that I think about this, it's honestly kind of gross how, like, And, you know, it's the same thing, it's the opposite, like in Armenia, I'm sure you'll talk about it, but it's like, how Unwelcoming we are to children and how over welcoming we are to pets It's like my three year old gets to come into the cafe. 172 00:11:31,625.1 --> 00:11:38,205.1 You're fucking dog doesn't Precisely, but America it come thinks the complete opposite. 173 00:11:38,605.1 --> 00:11:47,325.1 Yeah No Which is insane cuz it's like what gave who decided that dogs have more of a right and a privilege then Children. 174 00:11:47,355.1 --> 00:11:47,755.1 Yeah. 175 00:11:47,755.1 --> 00:11:57,845.1 And it's like, you know, it's weird to have your child out at the bar or at the at the restaurant at 10 o'clock at night, but it's not absolutely insane to have your dog everywhere that I eat food. 176 00:11:58,455.099 --> 00:11:58,985.099 Yeah. 177 00:11:59,615.1 --> 00:12:01,655.099 Are you serious? And don't get me wrong. 178 00:12:01,655.1 --> 00:12:03,695.1 I'm not saying start kicking dogs out of places. 179 00:12:03,765.1 --> 00:12:15,290.1 I'm just saying like, there just needs to be like, there needs to be a re There needs to be like a PSA that goes on TV for the next like 10 years that reminds people that they're still animals. 180 00:12:15,330.1 --> 00:12:16,450.1 Yeah, I, yeah, right. 181 00:12:16,450.1 --> 00:12:22,670.1 I just don't think people realize how actually gross it is. 182 00:12:22,730.1 --> 00:12:31,950.1 Not that dogs are like just inherently gross because they kind of are, but which I would like, I don't know, I have differing opinions about that and having, I don't know, because like your immune system and whatever, I don't know. 183 00:12:32,350.1 --> 00:13:02,305.1 But, but like how gross it is just the way we, view dogs and children and treat them like in public and and like I love the animals that you're at the funny farm They stay outside except like maybe your dad your brother's dog comes in and out but like they all are like outside Yeah, they're all animals And like I'm not saying your dog shouldn't come inside and shouldn't be part of the family like for sure But it's like the fact that I have to feel uncomfortable And this is the other thing. 184 00:13:02,445.1 --> 00:13:11,825.1 People with small dogs don't train their dogs properly and they have like, and they do things that big dogs would be put down for because big dogs don't have the privilege of acting like that without harming people. 185 00:13:11,825.1 --> 00:13:12,85.1 Yeah. 186 00:13:12,115.1 --> 00:13:19,65.099 So then you have this little dog that has the worst behavior ever and gets to get away with it because it's small, which is just terrible. 187 00:13:19,225.099 --> 00:13:21,5.1 And then you've got big dogs that, yes, are. 188 00:13:21,255.1 --> 00:13:28,115.1 Most likely, oftentimes, better behaved, but because they have good behavior, they're now seen as non threatening and non harmful. 189 00:13:28,305.1 --> 00:13:35,195.53333333 And it's like, this is all delirious delusion that like, some yucky ass people came up with. 190 00:13:35,195.53333333 --> 00:13:40,765.53233333 Yeah, somebody, my co worker was saying that she hasn't spent the holidays with her brother. 191 00:13:40,780.53333333 --> 00:13:46,10.53333333 Because her sister in law, she has like a big old, like, uh, husky or something. 192 00:13:46,20.53333333 --> 00:13:47,570.53233333 Wait, your co worker? Yeah, my co worker. 193 00:13:47,570.53233333 --> 00:13:51,980.53233333 And she was saying she hasn't been able to go over to her family's for like Christmas or whatever because they have like a husky or something. 194 00:13:52,140.53333333 --> 00:13:53,440.53233333 And she has like a three year old. 195 00:13:53,480.53233333 --> 00:13:57,460.43333333 And she's like, I'm not having my three year old around this like. 196 00:13:57,780.53333333 --> 00:14:16,365.53333333 Poorly behaved husky and the sister in law was like, well, this is my child Like I'm not gonna exclude my child from its house Like this is where it belongs and she's like great I'm just not coming and it's like that's that is so insane that as a you're that delirious about where your dog Belongs in this world. 197 00:14:16,375.53333333 --> 00:14:17,795.53333333 Yeah, like stands. 198 00:14:17,895.53333333 --> 00:14:40,435.53333333 And then, you know, she was like, she was also complaining she's like, you know, she has like she had a service animal who was like actually trained as a service animal and She that one passed away and this one isn't a service animal and she puts the service animal vest on him And it's like you see those videos of like people like having to put down their service animal cuz non service animals fucked with it Because you know, as human beings, we're not allowed to mess with service animals. 199 00:14:40,435.53333333 --> 00:14:42,525.53333333 We're not supposed to pet them, we're not supposed to engage. 200 00:14:42,715.53333333 --> 00:14:48,785.53333333 And then people have poorly trained dogs and they don't understand that their dog's not supposed to fuck with service animals either. 201 00:14:49,125.53333333 --> 00:14:55,145.53233333 And then something happens and now a nice, good dog is going down down because you're just selfish. 202 00:14:55,165.53233333 --> 00:15:05,55.53333333 Did they automatically, like, get put down? They can either, like, be removed from service or, like, especially because if they get, like, a PTSD response from, like, whatever happened, they're unable to continue doing their job. 203 00:15:05,895.53333333 --> 00:15:05,915.53333333 Yeah. 204 00:15:05,925.53333333 --> 00:15:06,385.53333333 Right. 205 00:15:06,455.53333333 --> 00:15:14,885.53333333 So if, so say another dog comes at your service animal and your service animal fights and whatever happens, it doesn't even matter what the end result is. 206 00:15:14,885.53333333 --> 00:15:22,15.53333333 If your dog is now, is now threatened by other dogs, your dog can no longer continue doing its actual purpose. 207 00:15:22,595.53233333 --> 00:15:24,835.53333333 So then it's like more of a risk than it is a reward. 208 00:15:25,395.53333333 --> 00:15:28,295.53333333 And maybe they won't put it down, but they might decommission its service. 209 00:15:28,295.53333333 --> 00:15:31,245.53333333 And it's just like, you're just being selfish. 210 00:15:31,550.53333333 --> 00:15:36,640.53333333 That's so unfortunate because it takes so many resources to train service dogs. 211 00:15:36,670.53333333 --> 00:15:37,380.53333333 Well, that was the other thing. 212 00:15:37,380.53333333 --> 00:15:41,240.53333333 The dog, Drew's friend's girlfriend's dog, it was in training to be a service dog. 213 00:15:41,290.53333333 --> 00:15:43,900.53233333 but then he couldn't do it because like some heart murmur or something. 214 00:15:44,150.53333333 --> 00:15:48,60.53333333 So everyone in the room is like, well, this dog was going to be a service dog, but it's like, but it's not. 215 00:15:48,540.53333333 --> 00:15:50,500.53333333 And if it was, it wouldn't be allowed to beg. 216 00:15:51,490.53333333 --> 00:15:51,990.53333333 Yeah. 217 00:15:52,180.53333333 --> 00:15:53,670.53333333 If it was, it would not be begging. 218 00:15:53,670.63333333 --> 00:15:56,30.53333333 Yeah, it'd be out of my face. 219 00:15:56,60.53333333 --> 00:15:56,720.53333333 Exactly. 220 00:15:56,720.53333333 --> 00:15:58,610.53283333 This would not be allowed as a service dog. 221 00:15:58,610.53283333 --> 00:15:59,730.53333333 So it's not acting like one. 222 00:15:59,730.53333333 --> 00:16:02,50.53233333 So I'm not going to sit here and be delusional and act like it is one. 223 00:16:02,90.53333333 --> 00:16:02,360.53333333 Yeah. 224 00:16:02,380.53333333 --> 00:16:03,570.53233333 Because it went through some training. 225 00:16:03,580.53333333 --> 00:16:07,10.53333333 Right, like, oh, I went to med school and dropped out. 226 00:16:07,20.53333333 --> 00:16:07,520.53333333 So I'm a doctor. 227 00:16:08,250.53333333 --> 00:16:09,878.26410256 Like, what? Great analogy, Kira. 228 00:16:09,878.26410256 --> 00:16:13,910.53333333 Like, the fuck is wrong with you? Get the fuck out of here. 229 00:16:13,910.53333333 --> 00:16:14,370.53333333 Yeah. 230 00:16:14,460.53333333 --> 00:16:14,800.53333333 Ugh. 231 00:16:15,550.53333333 --> 00:16:34,555.43333333 And I just hate it, because it's just like, I feel like you just automatically seem like you hate dogs, and it's like, fuck you, like, I love dogs, I love pets, I've always had them, like, but, right, you're just like, but I'm not gonna like go along with delusional category, like, that's, that's where I draw the line, and so. 232 00:16:34,695.53333333 --> 00:16:42,239.4725333 Like, if you, ew, this conversation sounds so parallel to, like, other political discussions. 233 00:16:42,239.4725333 --> 00:16:50,375.5333333 Like, if you want to call me a dog hater now, fine, but I'm like a I'm just saying, socially, it shouldn't be acceptable. 234 00:16:50,375.5333333 --> 00:16:54,355.5333333 Fifty years ago, I would have been seen as a frickin Dog. 235 00:16:54,625.5333333 --> 00:16:54,995.5333333 Uh, activist. 236 00:16:56,475.5333333 --> 00:16:57,25.5333333 Lover. 237 00:16:58,505.5333333 --> 00:17:03,85.5323333 And like, okay, this is another thing that like, back to Armenia, they used to kill the stray dogs. 238 00:17:03,185.5333333 --> 00:17:05,455.5333333 Like, just gun them down in the street, night and night. 239 00:17:05,675.5333333 --> 00:17:07,915.5333333 And they've passed a law that they can't do that anymore. 240 00:17:08,5.5333333 --> 00:17:12,55.5323333 So there's still a lot of stray dogs in Armenia, but significantly less than I guess there were historically. 241 00:17:12,225.5333333 --> 00:17:14,155.5333333 And they spay, neuter, and give them their shots. 242 00:17:15,150.5333333 --> 00:17:17,520.5333333 People to this day are terrified of these dogs. 243 00:17:17,530.5333333 --> 00:17:19,850.5333333 Like locals are terrified. 244 00:17:19,850.5333333 --> 00:17:21,130.5333333 Like they will cross the street. 245 00:17:21,130.5333333 --> 00:17:23,110.5333333 They will do everything to like disengage. 246 00:17:23,300.5323333 --> 00:17:27,670.5328333 And then there's like Drew and all the other tourists that like go play with the dogs. 247 00:17:27,670.5328333 --> 00:17:31,410.5333333 And you could see the locals look at you like you're disgusting because they're like, what is. 248 00:17:31,640.5333333 --> 00:17:32,440.5333333 wrong with you. 249 00:17:32,760.5333333 --> 00:17:37,200.5333333 Um, and then, you know, so it's like cool in that sense because we're more like sympathetic to these creatures. 250 00:17:37,420.5333333 --> 00:17:37,820.5333333 Yeah. 251 00:17:37,920.5333333 --> 00:17:41,100.5333333 And like, that's really cute, but like we don't take them home either. 252 00:17:41,350.5333333 --> 00:17:42,10.5333333 Right. 253 00:17:42,430.5333333 --> 00:17:45,810.5333333 Like they're still, and these are like smarter dogs than the ones that people have at home. 254 00:17:45,810.5333333 --> 00:17:47,660.5333333 Like these dogs look both ways before they cross streets. 255 00:17:48,935.5333333 --> 00:17:51,425.5333333 Like they are literally like for the streets. 256 00:17:53,5.5333333 --> 00:17:56,205.5333333 And like when you like try to feed them, if you're not feeding them like meat, they don't want it. 257 00:17:56,215.5333333 --> 00:17:59,395.5333333 Like Drew would try to give them potatoes and they would just like walk away. 258 00:17:59,395.5333333 --> 00:17:59,865.5333333 Yeah. 259 00:18:00,125.5333333 --> 00:18:07,965.5333333 even like the, the REMSA student that I was with was like, oh, people will still say that like, it was the dog's fault. 260 00:18:08,765.5333333 --> 00:18:14,185.5333333 And get like, you shouldn't also allow your child to like, terrorize animals. 261 00:18:14,235.6333333 --> 00:18:15,625.6333333 Your dog's full grown. 262 00:18:16,225.6333333 --> 00:18:17,785.6333333 It's not a puppy anymore. 263 00:18:17,895.6333333 --> 00:18:19,665.6333333 And your child's a child. 264 00:18:19,925.6333333 --> 00:18:23,815.6333333 Um, and it only knows as well as the parent has taught it. 265 00:18:24,995.6333333 --> 00:18:28,555.6323333 And, so yeah, it's like the parent Yeah, entirely the parent's fault. 266 00:18:28,555.6333333 --> 00:18:31,85.6333333 Especially because it was, you know, a family dog or whatever. 267 00:18:31,85.6333333 --> 00:18:33,920.6333333 It's like You allowed this dog to be your own child. 268 00:18:33,920.6333333 --> 00:18:36,540.6333333 You also allowed your child to act this way with this dog. 269 00:18:36,540.7333333 --> 00:18:39,870.6333333 Well, it's like back to like the Drew I mean the Juan situation and the dog biting you. 270 00:18:39,870.6333333 --> 00:18:41,400.6333333 But it's definitely not the child's fault. 271 00:18:41,430.6333333 --> 00:18:43,750.6333333 The dog Juan's dog biting you. 272 00:18:44,675.6958333 --> 00:18:45,885.6958333 It wasn't the dog's fault. 273 00:18:45,905.6958333 --> 00:18:50,715.6958333 It was my fault because I was told better than to let you, like, to let people just walk in. 274 00:18:50,825.6958333 --> 00:18:52,305.6958333 He had told me multiple times. 275 00:18:52,575.6948333 --> 00:18:54,625.6958333 The problem is, is the dog Right. 276 00:18:54,625.6958333 --> 00:18:57,715.6948333 The thing is, the dog had an issue and I was my or the dog's fault. 277 00:18:57,765.6958333 --> 00:18:58,5.6958333 Right. 278 00:18:58,5.6958333 --> 00:18:59,215.6958333 It was neither one of yours fault. 279 00:18:59,235.6948333 --> 00:19:00,73.7556333 It was my fault. 280 00:19:00,73.7556333 --> 00:19:01,265.6948333 It's you and Juan's fault. 281 00:19:01,275.6958333 --> 00:19:01,615.6958333 Precisely. 282 00:19:02,25.6958333 --> 00:19:07,510.6958333 It was the cognizant Adults that were aware of the situation that it did not mediate it from happening. 283 00:19:07,660.6958333 --> 00:19:34,90.6958333 So the adults not me Ones that were aware of the situation you had no awareness that you're gonna walk into a house where a dog may right for the 50th time whereas I Completely disregarded the fact because it just I see the dog every day that nothing happens I completely disregarded the fact that this dog might actually bite you because it just did not Even though the dog had done so twice before it seemed Unrelated and unparalleled, and I just didn't plan for it. 284 00:19:34,510.6958333 --> 00:19:45,240.6948333 And so when Juan was like, I told you so, it's like, again, Does the dog deserve to be put down because it bit you? No, it was my fault, but again, we still have a dog that is more violent than it needs to be. 285 00:19:45,460.6958333 --> 00:19:48,640.6958333 In a, that dog didn't need to be in that environment. 286 00:19:49,120.6958333 --> 00:19:52,150.6958333 So the dog doesn't need to be put down, it just needs to not be in that kind of environment. 287 00:19:53,410.6958333 --> 00:19:55,760.6958333 Like if Juan lived by himself and didn't have guests over, that's fine. 288 00:19:57,110.6958333 --> 00:19:57,410.6958333 Right. 289 00:19:57,420.6958333 --> 00:20:00,357.3291667 But because it was in that violence But it's absolutely insane. 290 00:20:00,357.3291667 --> 00:20:00,688.9625 Precisely. 291 00:20:00,688.9625 --> 00:20:02,100.6958333 That it lived in that house. 292 00:20:02,310.6958333 --> 00:20:06,120.6958333 With how much commotion and Like, what a terrible Place. 293 00:20:06,180.6958333 --> 00:20:08,520.6958333 Sense of judgment on everyone's part. 294 00:20:08,580.6948333 --> 00:20:08,900.6948333 Yep. 295 00:20:09,30.6948333 --> 00:20:09,720.6958333 In that house. 296 00:20:09,780.6948333 --> 00:20:10,30.6948333 Yep. 297 00:20:10,340.6958333 --> 00:20:10,870.6958333 Awful. 298 00:20:10,980.6958333 --> 00:20:11,220.6958333 Yep. 299 00:20:11,920.6958333 --> 00:20:16,210.6948333 Um And the dog doesn't deserve to die for that. 300 00:20:17,990.6958333 --> 00:20:19,80.6958333 You don't deserve to get bit. 301 00:20:19,270.6958333 --> 00:20:21,710.6958333 It is all that That's why this is like, it's still a animal. 302 00:20:21,710.6958333 --> 00:20:36,974.0286667 If we just all If we treated If we thought about the fact that we had three animals in the house No one would have around and found out, but they're not treated like the animals, they're just treated like guests and roommates and like, they are just, it's just as much their couch as it is my couch. 303 00:20:36,974.0286667 --> 00:20:37,874.0286667 And they bite people. 304 00:20:37,874.0286667 --> 00:20:38,144.0037917 Right. 305 00:20:38,144.0037917 --> 00:20:41,474.0291667 And it's like, mmm, Janelle's never bitten anyone. 306 00:20:41,904.0291667 --> 00:20:42,194.0291667 Ever. 307 00:20:42,454.0291667 --> 00:20:43,94.0291667 Ever. 308 00:20:46,514.0291667 --> 00:20:49,24.0291667 Could you imagine if someone walked in and was like, Fuck bro, your roommate bit you. 309 00:20:50,544.0291667 --> 00:20:54,860.6958333 Your roommate runs to the door and fucking jumps on him and bites him. 310 00:20:55,330.6958333 --> 00:20:56,290.6958333 Oh my god. 311 00:20:56,890.6958333 --> 00:20:58,260.6958333 That's good shit. 312 00:20:58,610.6948333 --> 00:21:00,660.6958333 Um, or even like your three year old doing that. 313 00:21:03,140.6958333 --> 00:21:03,730.6958333 Like a running. 314 00:21:04,20.6958333 --> 00:21:08,170.7458333 Dude, I bet people, it would be like in the newspapers and they'd be like, Put this down. 315 00:21:08,170.7458333 --> 00:21:09,850.6958333 Like, put him down. 316 00:21:10,320.6958333 --> 00:21:11,640.6948333 Psychotic three year old. 317 00:21:12,10.6958333 --> 00:21:13,70.5958333 Run and jumps. 318 00:21:14,360.6958333 --> 00:21:27,450.6948333 Name the biting flying squirrel Good people dude, literally people get put in jail and asylums for less than fucking dogs Do I swear to God? You're correct. 319 00:21:27,470.6958333 --> 00:21:39,450.6958333 Like they let those things sleep in their beds with them and people are in jail and in their house for less like make that make sense Please. 320 00:21:40,710.6958333 --> 00:21:47,330.6958333 Also, I was gonna say, like, even, like, well, the problem with children and dogs is also, like, even just playing. 321 00:21:47,340.6958333 --> 00:21:50,770.6948333 Like, even big dogs just trying to, like, the husky and, like, the three year old. 322 00:21:50,770.6958333 --> 00:21:51,130.6948333 It's too much. 323 00:21:51,150.6958333 --> 00:21:58,490.6958333 It's, like, even not, even if it's not even aggressive, it's just trying to play is, you could potentially frickin break your three year olds. 324 00:21:59,220.6958333 --> 00:21:59,800.6958333 Leg. 325 00:22:00,90.6958333 --> 00:22:00,850.6958333 Or head, just push it in. 326 00:22:00,850.6958333 --> 00:22:01,970.6958333 Or head, right, exactly. 327 00:22:01,980.6958333 --> 00:22:03,180.6958333 You can just knock it over. 328 00:22:03,180.6958333 --> 00:22:10,170.6958333 It can knock it onto an edge, like, it just Right, like, the dog that ripped this girl's face off could have easily also been playing. 329 00:22:10,680.6958333 --> 00:22:16,162.7158333 Yeah, we have no idea, because But that's the thing, that's where the disconnection is. 330 00:22:16,162.7158333 --> 00:22:17,515.5958333 Also, playing usually leads to aggression. 331 00:22:18,245.6958333 --> 00:22:28,919.0291667 So it's cause it's like, you don't know what's gonna trigger this dog, and so you're playing with it, and you accidentally, you know, poke it in the un pokeable spot, and then like, you know, next thing you know! No, you, it's literally around and find out. 332 00:22:28,919.0291667 --> 00:22:42,735.6958333 Fido turns into Fider, and nobody Fido! Fido turns into Fido! But, but like, people don't around and find out what people's cats, you don't go around just grabbing people's cats, and people are terrified to with people's cats. 333 00:22:42,975.6958333 --> 00:22:43,175.6958333 Right. 334 00:22:43,255.6958333 --> 00:22:44,965.6958333 And cats do way less damage. 335 00:22:45,145.6958333 --> 00:22:48,175.6958333 Like, cats have never done as much damage as dogs have. 336 00:22:48,905.6958333 --> 00:22:49,425.6958333 Never. 337 00:22:49,435.6958333 --> 00:22:54,755.6958333 Like, when was the last time you read in the newspaper? Cat takes out, takes out eyeball. 338 00:22:56,535.6958333 --> 00:23:00,865.6958333 You know what I'm saying? They're just notorious for like, eating grandma after she like, passes. 339 00:23:00,875.6948333 --> 00:23:01,535.6948333 this is the other thing. 340 00:23:01,535.6948333 --> 00:23:05,785.5948333 You like know monkeys, like how you can have a pet monkey, and it's like the worst idea in the world? Uh huh. 341 00:23:06,285.6948333 --> 00:23:10,425.6948333 Um, anyone listening, don't ever buy a pit monkey, it's literally just a bad idea. 342 00:23:10,725.6948333 --> 00:23:12,235.6948333 Um, they're permanent cuddlers. 343 00:23:12,235.6948333 --> 00:23:17,695.6948333 Are you speaking from experience? Well, cause the state of Nevada, you can own any animal for the most part. 344 00:23:17,725.6938333 --> 00:23:29,625.6948333 So Nevada is notoriously known for having exotic pets that people buy and then not knowing what to do with them and they gotta get rehoused and it's problematic and this is like the land of people getting mauled by shit they shouldn't have owned in the first place. 345 00:23:30,65.6948333 --> 00:23:34,255.6948333 So, it's not personal experience, it's just, we just so happen to be in that state. 346 00:23:35,370.6948333 --> 00:23:36,360.6948333 It's made the headlines. 347 00:23:36,780.6948333 --> 00:23:44,427.3615 Well, yeah, and because it's, you can have anything in Nevada because it's very rare that you're gonna bring anything here that'll up the biodiversity because everything dies. 348 00:23:44,437.3615 --> 00:23:44,997.3615 Right. 349 00:23:45,217.3615 --> 00:23:46,17.3615 Except horses. 350 00:23:46,27.3615 --> 00:23:46,377.3615 Yeah. 351 00:23:46,667.3605 --> 00:23:48,97.3605 Those invasive fuckers. 352 00:23:48,407.3615 --> 00:23:52,857.3625 But, um, but like Hawaii, for example, they don't let you bring anything. 353 00:23:52,927.3615 --> 00:23:57,240.5948333 Like, you, your pet, no exotic animals, like it'll, you can't bring it there. 354 00:23:57,240.6948333 --> 00:23:59,484.0615 Oh, right, you can't even bring, like, apples from California. 355 00:23:59,484.0615 --> 00:24:01,700.6948333 Yeah, they're like, don't bring anything over here. 356 00:24:01,880.6948333 --> 00:24:04,810.6948333 But Nevada, they're like, oh, lion? Bring it. 357 00:24:05,510.6948333 --> 00:24:06,440.6948333 Sphinx? Not the Sphinx. 358 00:24:06,460.6948333 --> 00:24:13,40.6948333 So what's the other cat? The more Lynx? Is it a lynx cat? It's like a it look it's it's like cat size. 359 00:24:13,40.6948333 --> 00:24:13,930.6943333 Big cat size. 360 00:24:13,930.6943333 --> 00:24:14,740.6948333 No, small cat. 361 00:24:15,10.6938333 --> 00:24:16,90.6948333 It is house cat size. 362 00:24:16,100.6948333 --> 00:24:17,380.6938333 House cat size. 363 00:24:17,390.6938333 --> 00:24:19,230.6938333 But like But it's an exotic it's a wild animal. 364 00:24:19,690.6948333 --> 00:24:21,620.6948333 I think lynxes are like that. 365 00:24:21,630.6938333 --> 00:24:26,875.6948333 Right? Yeah, so anyways kangaroos you can buy in Nevada like All the shit. 366 00:24:26,885.6948333 --> 00:24:31,805.6948333 So anyways, so monkeys are notoriously known for being bought, but then people don't know what to do with them. 367 00:24:32,255.6948333 --> 00:24:37,825.6938333 Um, and this is the thing, one of the downsides of buying a monkey is your monkey will around and harm somebody. 368 00:24:37,865.6938333 --> 00:24:38,155.6938333 Right. 369 00:24:38,435.6948333 --> 00:24:40,885.6938333 Like they, you don't, they're still a wild animal. 370 00:24:40,975.6948333 --> 00:24:41,135.6948333 Right. 371 00:24:41,135.6948333 --> 00:24:42,515.6958333 So if you have a monkey. 372 00:24:42,855.6948333 --> 00:24:46,215.6948333 Yeah, even if you get like a smaller size, like they are ripped. 373 00:24:46,255.6948333 --> 00:24:46,725.6948333 Vicious. 374 00:24:46,925.6948333 --> 00:24:50,15.6948333 That's how like most dogs, or not most dogs, most animals are. 375 00:24:50,15.6948333 --> 00:24:52,115.6948333 The same, that's why, you know, the same problem with dogs. 376 00:24:52,115.6948333 --> 00:24:55,355.6948333 It's like they're so tiny, but like we're just, humans are so Weak. 377 00:24:55,365.6948333 --> 00:24:56,455.6948333 Squishy and weak. 378 00:24:56,915.6948333 --> 00:25:00,835.6938333 Everything else is so and we don't have like the, the motor reflexes. 379 00:25:01,325.6948333 --> 00:25:12,145.6938333 example, like, when you have a guard dog, one of the, the fears that you have is, like, say I have it, right, and I'm just, like, da da da, down the street, and one of my friends, like, jump scares me, my dog will react faster than I can tell it to stop. 380 00:25:12,155.6948333 --> 00:25:12,575.6948333 Right. 381 00:25:13,35.6948333 --> 00:25:13,585.6948333 Well, right. 382 00:25:13,585.6948333 --> 00:25:20,635.6948333 As it should react, but it's faster than I can even Right, it took, like, ten years for someone to realize freaking Kike was biting me. 383 00:25:21,75.6948333 --> 00:25:22,645.6948333 Right, it was all stares. 384 00:25:22,925.6948333 --> 00:25:26,95.6948333 Well because humans don't process nearly as quickly. 385 00:25:26,135.6948333 --> 00:25:38,835.6938333 the second of like disbelief because of our delusional minds with dogs like there's no way, you don't assume that that's what, and it's just like but the dog reacts so much faster than a human and that's why police dogs are great. 386 00:25:40,170.6948333 --> 00:25:50,860.5948333 Like because like there's like one of the obedience training things that they do is they're like if you move my dog will bite you if you move the dog will bite you and the dog will bite you before you could even command for it to move because it's faster. 387 00:25:50,860.6948333 --> 00:25:59,80.6938333 Like our instincts are so desensitized because we live in peace, love, and happiness land with candy canes and rainbows. 388 00:26:00,20.6938333 --> 00:26:03,60.6938333 You know what's crazy? People buy, like, Rhodesian Ridgebacks. 389 00:26:04,50.6938333 --> 00:26:08,430.6943333 What's that? Oh, my So, you probably will never notice one unless you, like, notice them. 390 00:26:08,430.6943333 --> 00:26:09,370.6948333 But this is the dog. 391 00:26:10,180.6938333 --> 00:26:12,670.6948333 Regular, shmegular looking dog, right? Hold on. 392 00:26:12,750.6948333 --> 00:26:13,230.6948333 Uh huh. 393 00:26:13,330.6948333 --> 00:26:16,20.6948333 And what it's known for is this ridge on its back. 394 00:26:17,810.6948333 --> 00:26:20,690.6948333 Guess what their, what their point of, why this dog exists. 395 00:26:20,920.6948333 --> 00:26:30,15.6948333 Um, probably something nasty, like something like It was bred in South Africa to kill fucking lions and shit. 396 00:26:30,405.6948333 --> 00:26:31,555.6948333 That's how they all are. 397 00:26:31,565.6948333 --> 00:26:33,545.6938333 Like, that's like But like, they still do that. 398 00:26:33,555.6948333 --> 00:26:38,245.6948333 Like, they're still used for that purpose to like, protect them from wildlife. 399 00:26:38,655.6948333 --> 00:26:44,85.6938333 From big scary shit that will And then so it's like, this dog has the capacity to fight a lion. 400 00:26:44,535.6938333 --> 00:26:45,588.1350098 Or a tiger or whatever the fuck. 401 00:26:45,588.1350098 --> 00:26:48,407.5781471 And thing, I'm just gonna have it eat at the dinner table. 402 00:26:48,407.5781471 --> 00:26:55,817.3605 Have you seen a wiener dog? Like a frickin wiener dog. 403 00:26:55,857.3605 --> 00:27:09,267.3605 I swear to God, like, Insane, like if it really want, like, Have you, like, you, if you've seen it like, you know, attack anything, any rodent, you know, just imagine you're, you're nine months old. 404 00:27:09,587.3595 --> 00:27:11,907.3605 Like, dude, out, like, out. 405 00:27:12,942.3605 --> 00:27:19,232.3605 Goodbye! T K O! Your wiener dog just ruined your life. 406 00:27:19,742.3605 --> 00:27:22,942.3595 Right, Obviously that like, literally never happens. 407 00:27:23,602.3605 --> 00:27:28,822.3605 Yeah, but But I'm just saying But as far as just power is concerned of these creatures. 408 00:27:31,22.3605 --> 00:27:36,697.3605 I can't believe that we have this problem in today's society Yeah, I definitely could see it. 409 00:27:36,717.3605 --> 00:27:50,767.3595 See, I'm where I'm on the fence is like the, um, the grossness of it Like, I totally understand how you could find it like absolutely disgusting because like these things don't wear shoes. 410 00:27:51,267.3615 --> 00:27:58,107.3605 Um, I just track that shouldn't your house and just do my, I mean, They also like bathe. 411 00:27:58,417.4605 --> 00:28:06,517.3605 Like, maybe, dude, there's some people that like, never bathe their dog. 412 00:28:06,547.3605 --> 00:28:07,337.3605 Like, ever. 413 00:28:07,387.3605 --> 00:28:09,406.2382778 Yeah, you know what I mean? That would be ridiculous. 414 00:28:09,406.2382778 --> 00:28:11,797.36 And then like, that thing's sleeping in your bed. 415 00:28:11,797.36 --> 00:28:12,877.3605 That's a depiction of the dog. 416 00:28:13,257.3605 --> 00:28:14,507.3605 That's his major depiction. 417 00:28:15,157.3605 --> 00:28:20,167.3605 And you wanna, you wanna bring that to be around kids? Not that I'm, again, like, they're very obedient and whatever. 418 00:28:20,167.4605 --> 00:28:21,335.3005 Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. 419 00:28:21,335.3005 --> 00:28:22,187.36 Right, right, right. 420 00:28:22,187.36 --> 00:28:27,817.3605 But as far as just sheer power of these creatures that we trust so much, you know. 421 00:28:28,537.3595 --> 00:28:40,252.3605 It's just like, it's just, it's, it's so naive to say that like, There's not anything that would provoke that dog to kill your kid, you know what I mean? That is just, that's naive. 422 00:28:40,272.3605 --> 00:28:43,12.3605 It's another thing to say, fuck the kid, me. 423 00:28:43,162.3605 --> 00:28:44,192.3595 Well, yeah, that too. 424 00:28:44,192.3595 --> 00:28:45,722.3605 I'm unlikely to provoke your dog. 425 00:28:45,722.4605 --> 00:28:46,912.3605 Right, right, right. 426 00:28:47,362.3605 --> 00:28:49,625.7707222 It could kill you if it wanted to. 427 00:28:49,625.7707222 --> 00:28:50,65.6380556 It could just not like me. 428 00:28:50,65.6380556 --> 00:28:51,572.3605 It could just fuck up my face. 429 00:28:51,972.3605 --> 00:28:53,452.2605 It could take off my finger. 430 00:28:54,732.3605 --> 00:29:02,892.3605 It can just bite, like, and I think this is like where like people have like lost their minds is like you just haven't met someone that's experienced that and you're like, oh, never my dog. 431 00:29:02,892.3605 --> 00:29:05,432.3605 It's like when are like, oh, my kid, my kid would never do that. 432 00:29:05,592.3605 --> 00:29:06,932.3605 You're fucking dumb. 433 00:29:07,42.3595 --> 00:29:09,682.3595 Like you, like my kid would never sneak off and smoke weed. 434 00:29:10,972.3595 --> 00:29:11,502.3595 Okay. 435 00:29:12,392.3595 --> 00:29:12,732.3595 Sure. 436 00:29:13,212.3595 --> 00:29:13,672.3595 Right. 437 00:29:13,712.3595 --> 00:29:16,666.9322273 You know, it's like, I know people get very delusional about their own things. 438 00:29:16,666.9322273 --> 00:29:30,377.3595 Right, that's why it's like, it's so, like how could you be so naive? It's clearly, and that's why, ugh, and that's why it seems even more like just American and like gross that it's just, we just live in such like a bubble and it's like how are you so Like live in this just fantasy. 439 00:29:30,427.3595 --> 00:29:31,597.2595 And this is what my dad said. 440 00:29:31,597.3595 --> 00:29:36,587.3595 People just like, they don't, what is it? He always says something like, people just don't experience the bad shit. 441 00:29:36,587.3595 --> 00:29:40,667.3595 Like, so he always says like jail, like prisons are full of people who thought nobody got caught for this shit. 442 00:29:40,957.3595 --> 00:29:42,557.3595 You just don't know the person who did. 443 00:29:42,567.3585 --> 00:29:42,847.3585 Right. 444 00:29:42,877.3595 --> 00:29:45,777.3585 And it's like people think that dogs don't bite and maul people. 445 00:29:45,897.3585 --> 00:29:48,357.3595 You just haven't, you haven't lived long enough to. 446 00:29:48,407.3595 --> 00:29:48,727.3595 Right. 447 00:29:48,747.3595 --> 00:29:50,287.3595 And as soon as you are, then it's like, wow. 448 00:29:50,287.3595 --> 00:29:55,87.3595 And like now because you're gonna work at a hospital, potentially in the ER, there's a bunch of shit that you would have never thought. 449 00:29:55,147.3595 --> 00:29:58,777.3595 Thought to be afraid of, that you're going to absolutely be terrified of. 450 00:29:58,777.3595 --> 00:30:02,837.3595 Right, the nurses are always the ones like, motor, you know, they hate motorcycles, they probably hate pets. 451 00:30:02,927.3595 --> 00:30:04,227.3595 Same thing with police officers. 452 00:30:04,227.3595 --> 00:30:08,777.3595 Like think about the shit that police officers do, and they're like, this is just not worth the risk. 453 00:30:09,447.3595 --> 00:30:09,967.3595 Yeah. 454 00:30:10,67.3595 --> 00:30:18,837.3595 And like people, like how many people know someone that's like died off of a motorcycle? Not many, unless that's like your thing, but like to sit here and be like, motorcycles don't kill people. 455 00:30:18,877.3595 --> 00:30:19,827.3595 Yeah, exactly. 456 00:30:19,867.3595 --> 00:30:21,427.3595 And it's like bad drivers kill people. 457 00:30:21,427.3595 --> 00:30:21,837.3595 Okay. 458 00:30:21,987.3595 --> 00:30:31,622.3928333 What's your point? What, so, so, because, bad drive, like, chicken and an egg, it's like, just, you can't, now someone's dead. 459 00:30:31,622.3928333 --> 00:30:34,422.3595 Yeah, dead, for whatever reason, they're dead. 460 00:30:34,842.3595 --> 00:30:37,122.3595 Dead, face ripped off, like Dead. 461 00:30:38,102.3595 --> 00:30:38,862.3595 Arm gone. 462 00:30:38,872.3595 --> 00:30:39,352.3595 Cooked. 463 00:30:39,422.3595 --> 00:30:39,942.3595 Cooked. 464 00:30:40,382.3595 --> 00:30:41,592.3595 Fuckin cooked. 465 00:30:41,702.3595 --> 00:30:42,892.3595 That's why it's like Yeah, exactly. 466 00:30:42,902.3595 --> 00:30:51,72.3585 And it's just so sad that those atrocities have to happen for people to find sympathy for these things. 467 00:30:51,382.3585 --> 00:31:01,642.3585 And It's just insane that, like, grown adults can't, something that they haven't seen in front of their own eyes, cannot imagine having sympathy for these things. 468 00:31:01,672.3575 --> 00:31:02,762.3575 Or knowing that it's possible. 469 00:31:02,762.3585 --> 00:31:14,942.3585 How are you that dense? Like Right! I mean, I think about when I was, like, 18 and I first went to Europe, I didn't realize how, like, dangerous it was. 470 00:31:15,42.3585 --> 00:31:15,582.3585 Mm hmm. 471 00:31:16,172.3585 --> 00:31:21,822.3585 Like, the older I've gotten, the more I'm very Uncomfortable with the thought of traveling by myself. 472 00:31:21,842.3585 --> 00:31:22,402.3585 Yeah. 473 00:31:23,252.3585 --> 00:31:28,82.3585 When I was 18, I just never really thought about how easy it would have been to just take me. 474 00:31:28,262.3585 --> 00:31:28,792.3585 Mm hmm. 475 00:31:28,872.3585 --> 00:31:38,952.3585 Not like literally, but in the sense of like, the discon like the amount of time between my check ins with my parents, between whenever they would be able to get in touch with somebody to do something about it. 476 00:31:38,952.3585 --> 00:31:42,872.3585 Like I could already be chopped up in a million pieces and sent to like South Africa. 477 00:31:43,572.3585 --> 00:31:44,892.3585 You know, like To Timbuktu. 478 00:31:44,912.3585 --> 00:31:48,242.3585 Yeah, like there's so much can happen with that disconnect of time. 479 00:31:48,722.3585 --> 00:31:52,602.3585 And like I honestly, if I could put like those rice chips they put in dogs. 480 00:31:54,502.3585 --> 00:31:57,42.3585 Rice? I think they're like the size of a grain of rice. 481 00:31:57,72.3585 --> 00:31:57,602.3585 Oh, okay. 482 00:31:57,652.3585 --> 00:31:59,532.3585 I've just never heard them called rice chips. 483 00:31:59,532.4585 --> 00:32:00,232.2585 But chips, sure. 484 00:32:00,232.3585 --> 00:32:00,992.3585 Microchips, yeah. 485 00:32:00,992.3585 --> 00:32:01,792.3585 And they chip a dog. 486 00:32:01,802.3585 --> 00:32:01,932.3585 Yeah. 487 00:32:01,982.3585 --> 00:32:07,192.3585 Like if I could get one of those on me, but it's like live, like a, like an apple tag, I would. 488 00:32:07,192.3585 --> 00:32:07,432.3585 Right. 489 00:32:07,442.3585 --> 00:32:10,282.3575 Like if the rest of you got like cut for some reason, it like alerts. 490 00:32:10,922.3585 --> 00:32:11,542.3585 Well, not even that. 491 00:32:11,542.3595 --> 00:32:15,872.3585 Like if it could just constantly, if I could be tracked 24 hours a day, seven days a week, I would do it. 492 00:32:16,372.3585 --> 00:32:23,842.3575 Like, not like anyone could look at it any time because they want to, but like if you, if needed, the information was available, I would put like a chip in my big toe. 493 00:32:24,222.3585 --> 00:32:28,242.3585 I mean, that's pretty much just your phone, but But you can be separated from your phone. 494 00:32:28,452.3585 --> 00:32:31,42.3585 Like, that's the first thing being thrown out the car when you get kidnapped. 495 00:32:31,612.3585 --> 00:32:32,642.3585 I guess. 496 00:32:33,682.3585 --> 00:32:35,532.3585 I know you have an issue with being tracked, so. 497 00:32:36,662.3585 --> 00:32:38,432.3585 But I'm not saying like Not as much anymore. 498 00:32:38,432.3585 --> 00:32:39,182.3585 I know, thankfully. 499 00:32:39,542.3585 --> 00:32:40,482.3585 That shit was ridiculous. 500 00:32:40,492.3585 --> 00:32:42,632.3575 Um, yeah, I do think about that. 501 00:32:42,642.3585 --> 00:32:48,362.3585 Sometimes where my phone is, and like, how I could conceal it to There's no con everyone knows you have it. 502 00:32:48,502.3585 --> 00:32:57,432.358 Yeah, I feel like I've actually literally had the thought before that like I would like not necessarily me But just like shoving it in your ass like or your coochie. 503 00:32:57,432.358 --> 00:33:10,887.3585 You know what I mean? Your phone? Yeah, maybe not yours Yours you could probably do it's just so like Rectangular your ass is definitely not taking that. 504 00:33:10,892.3585 --> 00:33:11,162.3585 Right. 505 00:33:11,182.3585 --> 00:33:11,602.3585 The length. 506 00:33:12,417.3585 --> 00:33:13,322.3585 The length isn't the issue. 507 00:33:13,552.3585 --> 00:33:15,957.3585 It's the It's the width. 508 00:33:16,497.3585 --> 00:33:17,217.3585 Oh my god. 509 00:33:18,57.3585 --> 00:33:18,837.3585 Absolutely not. 510 00:33:20,792.3585 --> 00:33:26,22.2585 Mine? But if you were like, in a death, or a liver death situation, I don't think so. 511 00:33:26,22.3585 --> 00:33:29,178.2985 I honestly, I don't know how you do it either. 512 00:33:29,178.2985 --> 00:33:33,332.3585 I want you to really look at my phone, Kira, and tell me what you think. 513 00:33:34,932.3575 --> 00:33:38,92.3575 Uncrimed? Could you imagine, that'd be a really good story though. 514 00:33:38,182.3585 --> 00:33:43,522.3575 I shove my phone, Just the headline, I shoved my phone up my ass. 515 00:33:46,812.3575 --> 00:33:47,632.3565 When I got kidnapped. 516 00:33:49,42.3585 --> 00:33:50,320.5039546 Oh, gosh. 517 00:33:50,320.5039546 --> 00:33:51,709.6766818 But yeah, I don't know. 518 00:33:51,709.6766818 --> 00:33:57,899.6766818 I mean, yeah, we've been holding this one back that we're certified dog haters for so long. 519 00:33:58,509.6756818 --> 00:33:59,218.086904 Oh my gosh. 520 00:33:59,218.086904 --> 00:33:59,482.2425152 Bro. 521 00:33:59,682.3425152 --> 00:34:00,652.3425152 Uh, yeah. 522 00:34:00,732.3425152 --> 00:34:03,422.3425152 I feel like it's so unpopular. 523 00:34:03,622.3425152 --> 00:34:06,482.3425152 I feel like there has to be other people that feel this way, though. 524 00:34:06,622.3425152 --> 00:34:12,582.3415152 Can we start a podcast? A dog hating podcast group? I feel like it's kind of like, it's like, um, definitely not in style. 525 00:34:12,752.3425152 --> 00:34:19,662.3425152 But, like, it's gonna be like a speakeasy for, like, dog haters, you know what I mean? Like a fight club for dog haters. 526 00:34:19,662.3425152 --> 00:34:20,942.3425152 It's like yeah, it's so nuanced. 527 00:34:21,202.3425152 --> 00:34:23,502.3425152 You know, you can love and hate dogs. 528 00:34:23,862.3425152 --> 00:34:24,422.3425152 I love them. 529 00:34:25,2.3425152 --> 00:34:26,112.3425152 I can't wait to have one. 530 00:34:26,212.3425152 --> 00:34:26,532.3425152 Right. 531 00:34:26,702.3425152 --> 00:34:27,312.3425152 Me too. 532 00:34:27,722.3425152 --> 00:34:29,502.3425152 I just hate other people's usually. 533 00:34:29,702.3425152 --> 00:34:33,452.3425152 And don't want your But it's like, I absolutely understand where they stand. 534 00:34:33,872.3425152 --> 00:34:39,322.3425152 As far as My mom's friend came over with her dog and like they were leaving and she was like, Say bye to Blue. 535 00:34:39,342.3425152 --> 00:34:58,277.3425152 And I was like, you! No! I was like, I was like, you're kidding me, right? I just like, I don't, and I, you know, it's the funniest thing when you're like walking through the park or like walking across campus and you like, so like you acknowledge the dog. 536 00:34:58,287.3425152 --> 00:34:59,217.3425152 You're like, Oh, cute dog. 537 00:34:59,237.3425152 --> 00:35:01,277.3425152 And like the person's like waiting for you to touch it. 538 00:35:01,707.3415152 --> 00:35:06,7.3425152 And like, I feel like when I have a dog, I'm not going to want people touching my dog. 539 00:35:06,57.3425152 --> 00:35:06,677.3425152 No. 540 00:35:07,17.3425152 --> 00:35:07,327.3425152 Yeah. 541 00:35:07,327.3425152 --> 00:35:07,817.3425152 I don't know. 542 00:35:08,67.3425152 --> 00:35:08,337.3425152 Yeah. 543 00:35:08,337.3425152 --> 00:35:10,317.3425152 Our consent with dogs is kind of interesting. 544 00:35:10,677.3425152 --> 00:35:13,647.3425152 Like I'm going to be like, like my dog, I think I'm going to just tell people it bites. 545 00:35:14,672.3425152 --> 00:35:19,912.3425152 Like, it bites, like I don't want to like be fucking bothered, like, like my dog is not for you. 546 00:35:19,912.4425152 --> 00:35:22,532.3425152 I don't think you could just walk off, like just leave, I don't know. 547 00:35:22,552.3415152 --> 00:35:27,412.3425152 I know, but you know, I just think about how often Drew touches dogs versus how often I touch the dog. 548 00:35:27,642.3425152 --> 00:35:29,662.3415152 And like, he'll like stop and pet dogs. 549 00:35:29,802.3425152 --> 00:35:37,862.3425152 But, right, right, right, like I still like see dogs, or I literally, right, like I still when I see dogs, I'm like, ooh dog. 550 00:35:38,132.3425152 --> 00:35:38,552.3425152 Right. 551 00:35:38,632.3425152 --> 00:35:39,262.2425152 Or I'm like. 552 00:35:39,452.3425152 --> 00:35:57,212.3425152 Ooh! Cuties! When you see a puppy and you're like, Ah! Ooh! I feel that way about kids too, but I just, you know, I'm not gonna go touch your, like, the thing that people actually go to like, Yeah, but you know like there's a thing about people trying to go touch random strangers babies and stuff? Like it's a thing. 553 00:35:57,272.3425152 --> 00:36:07,12.3425152 Yeah, it's like apparently like people like especially like they'll be like, oh like your baby's so and then they're like Yeah, I think it's like a more of a cultural. 554 00:36:07,12.3425152 --> 00:36:17,392.3425152 I don't know Oh, right, but I feel like I'm more hesitant, right? I feel like I'm kind of hesitant to pet dogs cuz like I just don't want to assume that you want your dog pet like Right. 555 00:36:17,442.3425152 --> 00:36:18,422.3425152 It's your dog. 556 00:36:18,842.3425152 --> 00:36:19,262.3425152 Right. 557 00:36:19,272.3425152 --> 00:36:22,32.3425152 And I just can't wait to tell people it bites. 558 00:36:22,492.3425152 --> 00:36:25,742.3425152 Just, I can't wait to start conditioning one person at a time. 559 00:36:25,922.3415152 --> 00:36:28,332.3425152 See, I feel like you shouldn't have to say it bites. 560 00:36:28,362.3425152 --> 00:36:28,802.3425152 No, I know. 561 00:36:28,802.3425152 --> 00:36:29,662.3425152 I just want to. 562 00:36:29,742.3425152 --> 00:36:31,112.3425152 Like, I want the person to understand. 563 00:36:31,112.3425152 --> 00:36:33,712.3425152 See, I feel like I just want to be, like, I just, I just don't think. 564 00:36:33,912.3415152 --> 00:36:36,102.3415152 I just don't, like, when someone's going Or just, like, ask. 565 00:36:36,142.3415152 --> 00:36:36,662.3425152 No, I know. 566 00:36:36,682.3425152 --> 00:36:39,812.3425152 When someone's, like, going for it, I just want to be like, she bites. 567 00:36:40,382.3425152 --> 00:36:43,682.3425152 And just let them feel stupid for, for just Right. 568 00:36:43,682.3425152 --> 00:36:49,152.3425152 And then just be like You shouldn't assume that, you know, you can pet my dog. 569 00:36:49,902.3425152 --> 00:36:53,222.3425152 Yeah, so I want them to think and then I can tell them Yeah, I don't know. 570 00:36:53,222.3425152 --> 00:36:54,642.3425152 I don't know if I'm be like no. 571 00:36:54,822.3425152 --> 00:36:55,372.3425152 Well, I don't know. 572 00:36:55,382.3425152 --> 00:37:04,472.3415152 I don't even know if I'll care actually But I probably I'm just gonna care off of principle that people just shouldn't do it, right? I want them to have a little fear first. 573 00:37:04,482.3415152 --> 00:37:06,132.3405152 See, I don't need I, Yeah. 574 00:37:06,202.3395152 --> 00:37:06,592.3405152 Can't wait. 575 00:37:06,742.3405152 --> 00:37:12,432.3405152 Oooo, should we talk about our horse hating? Brrr! I love horses! I was kidding! And they've probably fucked me up more. 576 00:37:13,352.3405152 --> 00:37:13,992.3405152 Not really. 577 00:37:14,252.3405152 --> 00:37:15,430.5496061 I've just been, like, stepped on. 578 00:37:15,430.5496061 --> 00:37:18,949.5719437 Oh, what have you been doing? And, like, kind of scared by. 579 00:37:18,949.5719437 --> 00:37:24,323.7548009 But you know what people don't do? They don't fucking let their horse eat at the dinner table. 580 00:37:24,323.7548009 --> 00:37:28,802.2405152 And you know what people don't do? Just walk up to horses and touch them. 581 00:37:29,252.3405152 --> 00:37:30,92.3405152 Oh my goodness. 582 00:37:31,32.3405152 --> 00:37:42,42.3405152 I'm terrified to feed horses goodbye to Nieners! I'm not fingering I feel like horse yeah, horses are way more respected. 583 00:37:42,42.3405152 --> 00:37:44,822.3405152 They're also not like, pranced around as much, like. 584 00:37:44,822.4405152 --> 00:37:49,312.3405152 I mean they are, but I mean like, they're I don't know. 585 00:37:49,332.3405152 --> 00:37:58,927.3405152 Nobody's going around justifying why their horse needs to be doing human esque act No one's bringing it to the coffee shop! No, no. 586 00:37:58,977.3405152 --> 00:37:59,257.3405152 that. 587 00:37:59,767.3405152 --> 00:38:02,457.3395152 Anyways, it's a doggy dog world. 588 00:38:02,567.3395152 --> 00:38:03,387.3405152 It really is. 589 00:38:03,927.3405152 --> 00:38:04,657.3405152 It's a dog eat dog world. 590 00:38:04,657.4405152 --> 00:38:05,217.3405152 It's unfortunate. 591 00:38:05,247.3405152 --> 00:38:08,807.3405152 It used to be a dog eat dog world, now it's just a dog eat dog world. 592 00:38:09,447.3405152 --> 00:38:10,957.3405152 And a dog eat kid world.