ANONYMOUS SOURCES always lie, but "Results Don't." | Ep 688 - The Kyle Seraphin Show

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Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because thisprogram has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Hello, my friends, Welcome to

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the Kyle Serfin Show. Today's Wednesday.
It is December the third. Thanks for joining us.
I appreciate all of you. I had a kind of a special
morning this morning. My wife had homemade tortillas
or something to that effect, andshe made breakfast tacos and she
brought them in and I got some really good news from one of my
buddies who just had a baby. And, and that's pretty exciting
stuff like new people are being born and wives are doing cool

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things in the kitchen and bringing homemade food and all
that put me in a great mood, which is not always the case.
I'm also laughing about sort of this ridiculous interview that
went on on Fox News last night. So we're going to talk about
that as well. I've got a smorgasbord of
interesting things that are happening in the world that I
want to make sure that we're allkind of aware of.
And they go the gamut of a special election that happened

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in Tennessee. So maybe a bellwether of how
things could go for the midterms.
Probably not in this case. I think they ran the worst
possibility. Some CDC information coming out
and I'm seeing almost all of themainstream media.
Top story of the day is crying about hepatitis B vaccines being
rolled off the the childhood schedule.
God forbid a sexually transmitted disease vaccine not

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pop up in an infant in the 1st 24 hours of life.
Relevant to new babies and stuff.
So there's that money being available in this new Trump
account which is going to be a market based index fund.
It sounds like that will be ableto give incentivization to
Americans to have babies, but I don't see that going really
well. And the people who are rolling

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it out, God bless them, but man,they are some weird looking
folks. We're going to talk about the
the Dell family. Let's see, I got a couple other
things on there. Trump talking about tariffs.
Looks like there's some real scary stuff in the Supreme
Court. So there's a whole bunch of
things that I want to kind of touch on.
And then of course, we're also going to talk about anonymous
sources, which is the the title of today's episode.
The anonymous sources always lie.

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I've got some real spicy inside baseball from the FBI talk to
you about four or five differentquote UN quote anonymous
sources. They're not anonymous to me, by
the way. They're just anonymous to you.
And if I told you their name, you wouldn't know them anyway.
That's the funny part about it. That's what anonymous sources
are, people that I know, that I've vetted, that reporters have
known and vetted. They bring you information.

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They don't tell you their name because they don't want to lose
their job. It's not crazy.
That's the way it's always been,though.
There are degrees of journalistic, let's say,
integrity. And when we're talking about
someone who is, quote UN quote, on our side, like Miranda
Devine, who has I think been very, very fair, she's actually
been really reserved kind of going after the guys that are
running our FBI. I think she's been reserved

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about going after the Trump administration general.
I think she wants them to succeed, as do I.
I'm just going to be really obvious and honest that they're
not. And I got the biggest piece of
information that it's, it doesn't seem that big until you
realize what it says about the culture that these clowns have
created inside what I think is the most dangerous part of our

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federal government. And I'm going to actually
probably prove it to you if I can with some Supreme Court
arguments because all of the same issues that happened
through the Biden administrationthat people were screaming
about, they continue to be an ongoing problem.
And I don't see Congress addressing them with serious
legislation. What I see is this.
People are doing BS hearings andtrying to distract us with
aliens. So I've got an alien story as

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well because Fox News is now doing aliens.
Aliens are mainstream. That's how you know the
distraction is legit before we even do our first ad, which is
not something I normally do. I want to go to that vibe, that
feeling that I had about gettinghomemade breakfast.
Is that weird? I think it might be a little bit
weird for you, but I think you guys are going to appreciate the
energy level that it brings. I sent this to my buddy who just

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had a new baby. I'm like, hey, man, no sleep, no
rest for the weary. 18 more years of paying for another
human being and feeding another mouth.
But a new baby? Hell yeah, bro.
That's what I felt like. So that's where this energy
comes from. And it was also in response to a
breakfast Taco. Let's.
So let's do that first. Why is it always, what are you

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doing and never, dude? I got some fucking banana bread
at work today, dude. Hell yeah.
My mom told me if I wait for things, like good things will
happen to me, dude. And fucking I waited for some
things. And I got some banana bread at
work today, dude. Hell yeah.
So it just goes to show that waiting for things is like,
worth it. But there's a lot of bad things

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in this world, dude. Like fucking skonks, dude, hell
no. Scratching your eye, but it's
still fucking itchy, dude, hell no.
The fucking cub, dude, hell no. Like getting paid.
Not a lot of money, dude For fucking working, hell no.

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Fucking banana bread, let's fucking work, dude.
Hell yeah. Hell.
Yeah, new babies, banana bread. There's some good things in the

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world. I don't want you guys to think
that I just sit here and rage out and hate on things.
Is that really silly? That's the kind of guy that I
am. I'm a little bit silly
sometimes. And sometimes I just wake up and
I'm like, hell, yeah, this is what's going on right now.
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You've probably created a password with them.
In the last few months alone, we've confirmed major data
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This is a constant sort of fightback and forth.
The founder of Patriot Protect Skip told me that it's basically
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These leaks expose names and e-mail addresses and phone
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And, you know, protect yourself.Otherwise you could always

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regret that in a really big way.Everybody knows somebody who's
been scammed, right? All right, let's get into
today's program with a little bit of energy and some banana
bread and some new babies and some homemade tacos.
Hell yeah, here we go. All right, so I don't want to

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get accused of burying the lead because there was a big
interview and by big I just meanit was silly and and we did a
whole show on this. I thought that the the that the
folks over at the FBI would havegotten the message.
The first rule of holes, what isit?
We had Steve friend on previously and he said it.
The first rule of holes is put down the shovel, stop digging.
And then the second sort of corollary that goes along with

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that in politics is if you are explaining, then you're losing.
I put on the screen something kind of funky that is a sort of
an artist's rendition, kind of afeminized version of Jesus
Christ in the Sacred Heart with a cross.
And then some sort of like humanmulti hand Hindu elephant thing.

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Forgive me for not knowing what it is, has a swastika on the
hand. That's pretty cool.
That's a that's an ancient symbol.
Whenever I hear the FBI directortalk about prayer, I start
wondering, who, in fact does this guy pray to?
And so it made me realize that people are saying words and they

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think they have a certain meaning and they're trying to
convey something. But if you know enough about the
background, you're like, oh, what you're saying is completely
illogical. It's a bit ridiculous.
And I think that you're trying to lie to me by saying things
that you want me to interpret falsely.
There was a whole bit that LouisCK did.
He's one of my favorite comedians.
Stand up and he talked about thething that he hated most on the

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Internet and on the news when a nice lady from CNN with pretty
hair, I'm almost quoting him directly.
It was an opening bit says the Nword.
And he doesn't mean the actual saying of the N word.
He says quote UN quote, N dash word, the N word because it
makes you say the N word in yourhead.
And he hated that. I see a lot of this nonsense

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where somebody is trying to makeme think that we think the same
things. Because when I put out my
prayers, I know exactly who I'm praying to.
But I don't know who you're praying to if you're an
unmarried, childless Hindu guy that runs the FBII also realize
that you don't even know what itis you're saying.
So rather than bury the lead, which is what I got accused of

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the other day, and I don't want to do that to you, I want to
play you where we're going to end up for today's show.
And maybe the most ridiculous statement, this is about the
so-called rudderless ship. This is a gift that keeps on
giving. I've had more reporters call me
up and say, hey, Seraphin, did you have something to do with
this anonymously sourced report that Miranda Devine used?

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And I went, no. And then I had a guy from CBS
and he goes, I've had people askme the same thing about you
because they know that I know you.
And I was like, I'm pretty sure Seraphim would just say it out
loud. And I'm like, can we be totally
honest and real? I actually think that the way
that Intel analysts write up their reports are a little bit
retarded and a little bit gay. So I wouldn't waste my time with
something like that. I would just come out and say,

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you suck. You wore a jacket that was a
size medium female. You waited for patches.
Like if I you know the stories of this this you screamed, cried
on a phone call in front of 200 FBI employees and nobody
respects you. So when someone tells you
anonymous sources are always lying.
This is the funniest part. What I've realized is the dude

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that runs the FBI might not knowthat all the sources that the
FBI has are anonymous. I'll just say that one more
time. Every source that the FBI quotes
in all of their documentation are listed by an S and a number.
It's an alphanumeric. They don't have names.
They've been anonymized to the point where people on the same

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squad do not know the names of these sources.
They're anonymous. All sources that law enforcement
uses, most generally speaking, are anonymous unless they screw
up and put the name in and then they put in like a bracket or a
parentheses afterwards. Inside the written report that
says protect identity, those people almost always are exposed
because protect identity is a isa thing that people immediately

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just discard and then they just give it out.
So that's why the FBI as an agency and almost all law
enforcement, they have code names, they have alphanumeric
numbers to identify. They anonymize sources for the
protection of the source. I want you to consider that when
you hear this softball answer question series because we're

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going to go to this Laura Ingraham interview towards the
end of the show. And every bit of it was a cover
job. My guess was is that Laura
Ingraham got yelled at by Fox News for having Miranda Devine
on and giving credibility to thecredible report that Miranda
Devine did that. The FBI is a rudderless ship and
so they totally didn't know whatPash Patel was going to say and

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they totally didn't. They didn't have like pre
written chyrons. Notice he'll say it in the
chyrons are almost in real time.Yeah.
Look, anonymous sources always live results don't.
I'll get to the results in a second.
These anonymous sources were individuals from the comedy ray
era that weaponized the Department of Justice and
cratered the public trust in theFBI to something that was at

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levels that has never been seen.35% public trust in the FBI when
we came in ten months ago, and now we're to believe that these
anonymous sources are the ones accusing this FBI, the most
successful in history of being rudderless.
Let's just look at the results. If we were so rudderless and we
sent our mission out into the country and around the world,
how would we have arrested 25,000 violent felons this year

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alone? That's twice as many as last
year alone. How would we have arrested 35%
more spies from Russia, China and Iran than last year alone?
How would we have found 6000 children and identified them?
That's up 22% from last year alone.
We have taken down criminal networks and those that wish to
do harm to our children. We have arrested in the 764

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category, the kneeless violence extremist network, a 590%
increase on those who wish to prey on our children.
Those are just some examples. And I haven't even gotten to the
monumental success on fentanyl where we shut off precursors
from China and have seized enough fentanyl, 22% increase
this year alone, enough to kill 127 million Americans.

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We're crushing violent crime. We're defending the homeland.
And when Dan and I got here, it was a rudderless ship.
But we re executed this mission.We defanged the weaponization
that corrupted it. We jettisoned those like these
anonymous sources in this reporting.
And all they have, I don't talk about is anonymous sources and
jackets and leather patches. They can have that all day long.
The mission of this FBI is to serve the American people.

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And we are doing it at a level that has never been done before
because of the leadership we have here and thanks to
President Trump's sweeping victory that demanded this place
be rid of weaponization and put it back on a course to
prosecuting criminals, investigating criminals, and
putting away terrorists. And that's what we are doing
every single day here. Somebody did not tell him that

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he should have let the the host talk.
She looked like she was going toexplode with the words she had
to say the funniest thing in theworld.
He got his own stats wrong. The Fox News people got it right
490% increase in 764 nihilistic.We usually say nihilistic, but
whatever, nihilistic violent extremist things.
And it's like, oh, OK, well, howmany arrests is that?
I, I see that the, the, the memeof the, the like the squawking

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duck that runs after the guy. It's like, how much is that?
It's 7 arrests. That's what, 490?
He said 590, but whatever, let'sjust use made-up words.
It's 7 arrests. You've made 7 arrests in a
category that didn't previously exist because those people are
now suddenly of age. And you've got United States
attorneys that are willing to goand prosecute someone who's 1819
or 20 years old. That's what you're celebrating,

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7 arrests. You're celebrating 25,028
thousand violent felon arrests. Those are almost exclusively
done through the ICE category because what they're doing is
they're claiming the same stats that ICE is doing as they go out
there and they arrest people andthey're deporting people.
This is actually like, it's, it's not that hard and you don't
have to fake it. He just said that the FBI had a

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historically low, I think. What did he say, like 35%
approval rating? It's 36 to 42, depending on
which survey you go to. They've increased it by maybe as
little as one percentage point. And those comedy Ray era
anonymous sources. I'm pretty confident Cash
actually thinks it's just me andmy guys.
I think that's what's going on. And yeah, I did work there
during the Ray era. Do you know why you have a job,

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Director Patel? Oh, because dudes like Kyle
Serafin came forward and told everybody all of the nonsense
that you've been involved in. I've got some really, really
amusing of stories that I got yesterday.
It took me about 3 seconds to confirm it with two other
sources around the country. And that is going to be from an
anonymous source to you. But people that I've known for

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about a decade, it's like a quick phone call.
I go, hey, man. I heard that the FBI was unable
to get a single applicant to themost prestigious job in the
entire FBI, and that is the assistant director of the
criminal division. CID hit it out to a buddy at
headquarters. Oh, yeah, I just checked the
website. That's true.

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Nobody applied to the best job in the FBI, the highest ranked
position in the most prestigiouspart of the FBI, which is doing
criminal investigative work. Nobody wants it.
They can't get people to run thefield offices.
The special agent in charge, which is the most prestigious
job, that it takes you from being AGS 15 into the senior

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Executive service, that deep state sort of level.
Nobody wants to do that. Why would it be?
I'm going to explain all of thatfor you.
We're going to get into like allthe stories, but I just wanted
you to hear and I wanted you to consider that when somebody
tells you something and they usewords, they want you to think
something. You're like, oh, anonymous
sources. They can't be trusted.
Really. The, the fact the matter is, of

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course they can be trusted. Just because we trust no one
doesn't mean that there are not people that we know who can be
trusted. And of course, I'd go back to my
my favorite because we're going to talk about some X-Files type
stuff today as well. And there's the cancer man on
the screen, which is the number one my favorite anonymous
source. OK, so with all of that being
said and that being the prequel,if you will, and I know that

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took a long time to get through,but I think there was some
substance in there of the actualshow.
Let's do this story here. I think this is a an interesting
thing that I've been kind of staying away from.
This is the story of a special election in Tennessee.
I've got another election related story and another awful
female candidate that makes me want to puke.
Donald Trump won the district by22 points.

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This win was done by Matthew VanEpps.
He's the projected winner as of last night.
I saw this in the evening and it's only like a nine point
victory. Special elections always have
low turnouts. You're going to get the most
motivated of the base. Anyhow, I was hopeful that this
lady didn't win and I didn't actually want to throw any sort
of gasoline on her fire, if you will. 99% of the vote is
counted. Van Epp's beat the the Democrat

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candidate, a woman named Afton Behn BEHN, by about 9 points,
according to the AP. Of course, Trump had a much
bigger victory. Donald Trump apparently threw
his endorsement in there. This lady had a significantly
negative public presence. She was a defund the police

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type. She just seems kind of awful.
She's done all this weird activist stuff.
She went and like parked herselfinside of a congressman's, you
know, office and got dragged outscreaming by state police.
So of course, the left is going to defend their own.
This is not dissimilar. By the way, this, this interview
that I'm about to show you is not dissimilar to Cash Patel's

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interview with Laura Ingraham. And what I mean is, is that
there are obviously sacred cows.To a Hindu reference, right,
They're obviously sacred cows that each of these networks have
and they do their best to protect them with everything
they have. And that means they go out there
and they ask a question that prebunks the thing that they're

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about to show as evidence and then they let the other person
sort of dogpile on. Sean Hannity is the king of
this. He does like, I just want to say
like, I know you're the best andyou do so many good things and
this is all the stuff. And here's a here's my
explanation for what it is. And I've already told you what
my answer is. And now is that your answer too?
And they're like, yeah, you're absolutely right, John.
Like that's the answer. Here's what it is.
Watch that tactic being used here on the CNN.

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This clip is is gross because they try to debunk something,
which is why this lady lost, which is that she just said
awful things about the place shewanted to go represent.
That doesn't work. People don't want to be told
that you hate everything about the place that you live.
The answer to that should be move.
Don't become our congresswoman and try to change it.
Anyway. Here you go pre bunking CNN

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secret cows. I do want to ask you about an
attack line from Republicans because this has been, this is a
comment you made in 2020 about Nashville.
It's gotten a lot of attention to your race.
Let's let's listen to this. I hate the city.
I hate the bachelorettes, I hatethe petal Taverns, I hate
country music. I hate all of the things that
make Nashville barely and it's city to the rest of the country,
but I hate it. I know you said those comments

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were taken out of context, and but I want you to.
I want to ask you about it because I'm wondering, do you
think it was a mistake to say that once again, I was a private
citizen? Nashville is my home.
Do I roll my eyes at The Bachelorette parties and the
pedal Taverns that are blocking my access to my house?
Yeah, every national does. But this race has always been

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something about something bigger.
It's about families across Middle Tennessee that are
getting crushed by rising priceswhile Washington politicians and
billionaires argue about this type of nonsense.
It's a pretty slick transition that she does.
Everybody hates them. Well, probably not.
That's why they're in business. Like, there are things that I
hate about going into Austin. I just don't go into Austin.

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And guess what? Kyle Serafin isn't trying to
represent Austin on the City Council, and I'm not trying to
run for Congress there. If I want to run for something
that I hate, they would have to be a transition that I would
like to see it roll back to. That was that was the pitch that
the Make America Great movement was right.
It's like there's a nostalgic feeling of what it could be.
We remember it being better. We've declined, but the decline

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that she's talking about is thatlike, there's industry and
there's a nightlife, and she is irritated by Bachelorette
parties. It's not a really good look, and
it wasn't a good pitch and it didn't resonate with the voters
even in a smaller special election.
So thank God. But trying to protect horrible,
what do we call them, awful affluent white female liberals,

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the awful AWFL types. That's a sacred cow for the
mainstream media, and it's almost as sacred as the thing
that they picked up in, I guess,2020, the defense of vaccines
for children. And this is a really weird one
for me. This is maybe the weirdest pivot
that I've seen mainstream news do because we're always seeing

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these people change size. When I said yesterday that
they're both basically, you know, the same party, that both
parties are going the same direction, one of them just goes
more aggressively and one goes slower.
Isn't that true? Don't we see the flip flop all
the time? And there's no particular reason
why I will tell you this in my lifetime and I'm 43.
So that can give you relevance and time frame in my lifetime.

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The quote UN quote anti vaccine parents, you know, trying not to
have their children have childhood vaccines crowd has
gone from the crunchy granola looney leftist Berkeley, Oregon,
Washington state types and you guys know exactly who I'm
talking about. The Birkenstock free parenting,

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you know, self-guided education like Montessori is too
structured for me kind of thing.Moms.
That was the people that did it.And now it's like the hard right
homeschool homestead. The government is trying to
steal everything from us. So we're trying to get off the
grid parents and we actually have more in line with them,

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which is why I don't think America is lost.
I just think America is lost at the federal level.
I, I actually think that we havefar more in common with some of
our quote UN quote liberal counterparts.
And if we could just focus in onthose things, we might actually
have this country divest from the centralized government.
For some reason, they think thatgovernment is the answer, except

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government is doing all the things that they used to hate.
They used to actually be liberals, which is the funniest
thing in the world. It's the saddest thing, I guess.
And that's where that that rise of the progressive left, the
ones who were telling you, like we heard Jennifer Welch say
yesterday that they're morally better than you.
Well, like everybody believes they're morally better than the
other people. That's why they do the things
they do. The question is, is what is your
structure that you that you're operating out of?

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I've got a Welch clip again thatI'll play a little bit later on.
And I think it'll actually provemy point even further because
it's just like not even subtle racism.
CDC advisors could reverse the newborn hepatitis B vaccine
recommendations. This is a now sacred cow for the
political left. And it's also something that
they're worried about with COVIDvaccines and whether we're going
to see that announced. That's all relevant right now as

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we go into the flu season. And so people are getting sick,
people are spending more time indoors, there's more time with
heaters on, etcetera, etcetera. The hepatitis B vaccines are
given at birth and they've essentially eliminated the
disease in kids, but it's not that prevalent in kids.
Anyway. A vote this week could upend the
success of these programs. So this is always framed as
we're going backwards. Remember, progressives want to

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move forward with whatever the hell that means.
But amusingly, like I said, thisused to be a massive hard
leftist position that you shouldn't force these things on
kids because they're anti what, corporations?
They're anti government control of your health, My body, my
choice. All of that got thrown out the
window and reversed during the COVID stuff.
So we still continue continuallyadjudicate the same problems

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from 2020 on in the Biden administration.
Here we go. Group of advisors from the CDC
have prepared to vote on whetherthe agency should scrap a long
standing recommendation that every baby get a hep B
vaccination within 24 hours of birth.
This shot, which is universally recommended for newborns in the
United States since the early 90s.
How did people ever live before the early 90s?

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None of you should be alive. None of you should be alive.
It's credited with driving down acute cases of hepatitis B
infections in kids by 99%. This reminds me of the Cash
Patel numbers. We've increased it by almost
500% from 2:00 to 5:00. We've driven it down from almost
nothing to almost nothing. Nothing.

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The virus which can be passed from mother to baby during
childbirth could lead to liver disease and early death.
There is no cure. And despite this, by the way
they test moms for this. I don't know if you guys have
had like a pregnant woman in your life recently, but they
test moms for all these diseases.
It's the same thing why they give the little drops in the
eyes. It's a little antibiotic to make
sure that kids don't have childhood blindness.

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But they test the moms for staphinfections and sexually
transmitted diseases before theyever go in.
So they already know who's at risk.
You don't have to have it, but everybody gets it unless you
have a like a home birth. Just saying home birth was the
way to go. Maybe maybe the first time if
you're scared you go to the hospital.
But if you have the if you have the wherewithal to recommend a

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home birth with a solid midwife that has a real medical
background. Like our midwife was awesome and
she was a prior labor and delivery nurse.
I'm kind of getting off on a tangent, but just as a as a plug
for midwifery and an ancient knowledge of women who had
babies in caves for for millennia, it turns out you
don't really need all that much to have a baby.

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We used to just joke about it when I was on an ambulance.
You know, the worst case scenario is you have to catch a
baby in an ambulance. It's not particularly
comfortable, but as long as the heat's turned up, you can catch
a baby anywhere. And and people have for
literally all of hit mankind until recently where we started
thinking you had to be done in the hospital again, the pre
hospital, the midwife, the home birth types.
They used to be all the crunchy granola lefties, right?

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They used to all be hippies. In any case, this fire can be
passed down from mother to childduring childbirth.
Despite the success, the Hep B vaccine has become the latest
target of skeptics who question whether the benefits of the
shots outweigh potential risk. Is that not a reasonable
question? Just out of curiosity, can we
not ask questions like, hey, that baby's freaking tiny.
Are we really going to put a shot with like any amount of

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foreign substance in they just entered the world, Why do we
have to go in there and penetrate somebody with a jab
with all this stuff? Is it really helping?
Is it solving a problem that everybody might face?
Or is it solving a problem that's such an acute minority
that we could actually screen out that and handle people on an
acute basis? And why can't it wait till they
have some weight on them? I mean, I don't know if you guys

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know much about babies either, but again, having a friend who
just had one having recently, I've got a 2 year old, so it's
fairly frequent and I've had four babies in my life.
They drop like a ton of body weight within the first couple
of days and then they have to put it all back on.
Are we really going to start like, like insulting is what we
call it insulting that immune system immediately.
It makes people who are rationalgo like, hey, I got some more

(29:21):
questions. Yeah, I don't think you should
be demonized for that. This says a vaccine given on day
one has a risk of neonatal fever, which causes more
interventions like blood work todetermine the cause of the
fever, said Doctor Kirk Milihan,a pediatric cardiologist who
practices at the Driscoll Children's Hospital in Corpus
Christi, TX. He's a member of the CD CS
advisory community and part of the Committee on Immunization

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Practices, which since June has been replacing all the members.
RFK Junior has find this really interesting.
If you even want to ask questions about quote UN quote,
established science as we learn more things.
I mean, even in my own lifetime,we couldn't detect fetal heart
rates as early as we can today. There's so much more we know

(30:03):
about Embryology to the point where when my buddy was going
through Med school, and that's when I came out of College in
about the year 2004, he goes into Med school and I remember
his report back to me and going through Med school was
Embryology is essentially the study of magic.
That's how little we know about why things go on.
That's 15 years ago, 20 years ago.

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It turns out like we learn a lot.
Look at your cell phone from 20 years ago, if you even had one.
Look at the computer systems you're working on.
Consider the way that you get your news.
Consider the way that the entireworld has evolved.
Are we really supposed to be stuck in 1990s accepted
information? It just seems really
traumatically stupid to me. And of course, like I said, it's

(30:45):
a sacred cow. They can't help it.
There's two stories on it. I've got another one from from
CBS on their health watch. RFK Junior wants to delay the
hepatitis B vaccine. Here's what patients needs to
know. And then they immediately went
to an emotional story. They immediately go to the worst
thing that could happen in a place that doesn't have anything
to do with you and people who probably don't have the same

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sort of access to nutrition or education or anything else
because where do they go? Anchorage, AK.
And a tribal owned hospital is going to be the anecdotal story
that leads the CBS piece. Working out of a tribal owned
hospital in Anchorage, AK, liverspecialist Brian McMahon has
spent decades treating the long shadow of hepatitis B.

(31:27):
When the vaccine became available in the 1980s, he saw
the virus claim young lives in western Alaskan communities with
stunning speed. So like, really rural people in
a place in the middle of nowheregot it.
One of his patients was 17 yearsold when he first examined her
for stomach pain, discovered shedeveloped liver cancer caused by

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Hep B, and just weeks before shewas set to graduate from high
school as a valedictorian, she died before the ceremony.
Do you guys feel the emotional grab?
It's so strong, right? He often thinks of an 8 year old
boy who showed no signs of illness until he complained of
pain, which turned out to be a rapidly growing tumor on his
liver. McMahon can still hear the boy's
voice as he was moaning and paying, saying, I know I'm going

(32:11):
to die soon. And we were all crying.
The boy died a week later. And therefore, in a totally
unrelated case, in people who live in modern society and don't
live in like rural Aleutian Alaska, make sure you do this
thing. God forbid you even question it
because in the 80s, this guy knew some kids who died, two of
them in his practice, which apparently spans decades, like

(32:33):
40 or 50 years. All of this stuff is wild to me
because we're not allowed to askthat question or we're not
supposed to ask that question. Here's the question asking about
about COVID vaccines, which has also recently come up.
I've got a couple of stories here or a couple of little
letters that were written talking about bears, talking
about the possibility that they were actually children who died

(32:54):
in the original COVID studies that were used to justify them.
And they ignored them. And of course, the media ran
cover for that too. This is, I think the morning
show that goes on. I think it's CBS based on the
icon I'm seeing. This is a woman who's going to
tell you that it's super dangerous and you should totally
vaccinate your kid with things, no matter how young they are.
Starting at six months old they might get COVID even though like
basically nobody who was six months old about COVID.

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I don't know. Did you guys live through 2020
and 2020? One, no data is given, but you
scare the bejesus out of people when you do a headline like
this. How seriously should this be
taken? Well, until we have data, for
example, autopsy data, medical record data, what he is quoting
are numbers from the Vaccine Adverse Event Reporting System,
what we call VAERS for short. And I could go in today and say

(33:41):
I got a flu shot and my hair turned purple, you'd have to go
in and actually prove. And so the idea here is to
capture as many potential side effects and adverse events as
possible, but you still have to drill down and do the work of
proving that the vaccine caused the death.
And there is no data that has been released to show that.
But I want to point out over 2000 kids died from COVID

(34:03):
infection over the last several years.
And so we know that for sure. But you don't know of any child
that's died from the COVID vaccine?
We've never seen any evidence, definitive evidence, that a
child has died from the COVID vaccine.
So I didn't know kids were still.
Still getting COVID vaccines? I thought I just got my booster
a couple weeks ago but I thoughtit was for people over 65 or
people who had some kind of medical issue that were in no

(34:26):
compromise are kids. Should kids still be getting the
COVID vaccine? Well, it depends on who you ask.
So if you turn to the professional medical societies,
whether it's the American Association of American Academy
of Pediatrics, the Infectious Disease Society of America and
others, they are recommending that children over the age of 6
months be getting their primary series of the COVID vaccine.

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Scientifically, in terms of whatyou want for protection, you
want to be getting your immunityfrom the vaccine first before
you encounter the virus to prevent those worst side effects
of of having a COVID infection. So things like myocarditis,
you're much more likely to have that inflammation of the heart
muscle with an actual infection.So why does Doctor Prasad say

(35:12):
that the benefits of vaccinatingchildren are unclear?
There's no science to back up that claim.
I think, unfortunately, COVID has been politicized since
really the beginning of the pandemic.
Since 20. Yeah.
Let's just cut away from that. that Lady also just cited the
American Academy of Pediatrics, which has transgender
guidelines, which say that they should affirm the gender that a

(35:34):
child as young as possible claims.
Consider the source. That's a not anonymous source,
that's an on record source. thatLady citing on record sources of
people saying wildly crazy stuffthat none of us have to listen
to. And she went, everybody should
get the COVID vaccine. Even though you all lived

(35:56):
through that crazy psyop. I've actually got a little
interesting video that I found and I didn't know where I was
going to work it in, but I have it right now.
And it is the the the psyop thatthese things engage in.
All of these stories use the same psyop.
Social media actually uses it ina more weaponized way and it's a
lot more subtle. It's pretty on the nose when
you're quoting A tribal hospitaland 17 and 8 year olds dying and

(36:16):
telling the doctor I know I'm going to die 40 years ago.
That is pretty on the nose when it comes to the emotional hook
and the fear, right? Because no parent wants to be in
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All right, they make things overseas and they make things
here. Let's talk about tariffs.
Should I do the psyop thing first?
Because I think actually it's kind of relevant.
We're going to talk about tariffs in a moment because
businesses are doing the thing that I told you yesterday.
I just saw this is a New York Times article that came out
covering the thing that I hit onyesterday, which is that a bunch
of businesses are looking at theSupreme Court and saying, I
don't think this tariff thing isgoing to hold with the Trump

(38:46):
administration, which means maybe something get cheaper
again, I don't know. Or all these companies get
refunds and then they get to make more profits because
they've been eating their profits.
We know some of our sponsors have had that issue.
I did kind of want to play this psyop video because this is the
same hook that we see everywhere.
It's always the same. It's an emotional appeal.
It puts you in a particular mindset and then they're going

(39:08):
to give you, this is the solution and this is how you do
it. This is a dad talking about
going through his son's social media feed from what he imagined
it would be. And I understand he probably is
like an expert on either psychological operations or
maybe he worked in advertising. Doesn't really make a
difference. The thing he's saying is
inevitably true. You can actually go and do this
on your own social media feed, whether you're on Facebook,

(39:30):
whether you're on, I don't know,does Reddit have ads?
They must. Whether you're on X, which is
where I spend a lot of time because I think that's where the
the information is. You can even see it on true
social on Trump's version. Listen to this guy breakdown the
psyop and how it actually works.And then you'll realize like,
oh, yeah, they're doing this in the mainstream news too, in
print, and they're doing it in video journalism.
We'd never really talked about any of this psyop stuff.

(39:50):
My son is 17. You know, I've educated him on
social media. He came into the kitchen the
other day. I'll show him.
Keep scrolling until you find anad.
OK, great. You found an ad on your phone.
Now go back one. And he's holding his phone in a
place I can't see it. I go 1 short video but before
the ad. And he's like, OK, I'm looking
at it. And I said, is it emotional?
And he said yeah. I said is it about an animal?
He said yeah. I said is it about rescuing an

(40:12):
animal or saving a persons life?And he said yeah it's a dog
preventing somebody from gettinghit by a car.
I said alright go one above that.
And he thought this was a mentalism trick, like I was
doing a magic trick. And he went one above that.
And I said, is it violence? He said, yeah, it's a riot.
I said, I'll go one more above that.
And he said, OK, you're not going to predict this one.
And I said, I probably won't predict what you're looking at,
but you're looking at something designed to make you worry about

(40:35):
your health. And he said, yeah, so it's like,
is something wrong with me now? Did I eat something bad?
The world is a dangerous place, and I pump up fear.
If you pump fear up, you manufacture suggestibility
automatically. So you see a couple more violent
ones and then you'll see that adlike, well, we found this.
Baby deer just walked up on her back porch.
One day and we bottle fed him and we named him Terry and we

(40:56):
raised him and you know, it's a time lapse and shows him growing
up and like sleeping in the bed playing with the dog.
And then you scroll. It's like, hey, have you seen
these new shoes? They look great.
How about this new watch? It's not a human that designed
this. It's just like this gets
revenue. Let's optimize for that and then
let's keep measuring. This gets revenue optimize,
revenue optimize. We're talking about the idea

(41:19):
that we can put you in a particular mindset and that
we've weaponized your attention span.
I've done programs on this before and I think all of you
understand it. I'm pretty transparent about
what we're doing here. I'd like your attention.
I'd like to tell you things thatI think are important.
I share with you sort of my mental state and what I do is
that I'm reading and what I'm, what I'm analyzing.
And the the trade off is, is that we read advertisements
here. We'll put an advertisement on

(41:39):
for products that pay us. But the only agreement that I
have with you is that I will not, I will not go and advertise
something that I don't use myself.
That's the end. I turn away advertisers all the
time. They go like, hey, what about
this boner pill? And I'm like, no, that's not me.
And they're like, what about these awesome supplements?
They're for male virility. I'm like, that's not for me.
What about the Wellness company?What about can you go out there

(42:00):
and, and do their COVID spike detox thing?
And I go, no, that's not for me.It's not for me.
So I'm only going to weaponize your attention span for the
things that I would actually putmy own attention in.
That's kind of our deal, you know, And that guy nails it
down. We're going to set you up for
the uncertainty. We're going to show you that the
world is a dangerous place. We're going to tell you that
there's violence and all those other things.
And by the way, here is the solution.

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And also, have you thought aboutnew shoes or whatever it is?
Now, here's the thing. If somebody came to me and was
like, hey, do you want to advertise for this shoe company?
It'd be like, well, are they shoes that I actually wear?
Is it ultras? Because I wear those Like cool,
OK, fine. Are they Bellevue's?
Are they boots that I would wear?
Right? Are they Rockies?
Yeah, OK, fine. And if they're not, I'd be like,
I'd have to try them first. I always say that and it always

(42:42):
upsets the guys that do the advertising sales for us.
We have an advertising company. They hate it.
They're like, can you just agree?
Like, can we sell a mattress with you?
I'm like, send me the mattress. I actually probably need a new
mattress soon. So sure, like I'll check it out.
But if it doesn't sleep well, then no, I'm not going to
recommend something that doesn'twork.
Not everybody does that. Just so you guys know, a lot of
people don't do that. They just take the money because

(43:03):
that's easy. That's what the business model
is. I just, I don't feel like my
credibility is worth selling that way.
So that's kind of funny, which is why you'll see Shield Arms in
the the show description. I carry Shield Arms products.
I actually got one back here right there.
That's a Shield Arms modified Glock 43X with a little dot on
top of it. I should lean back here, point

(43:25):
at it. OK, that that that Glock 43X has
shield arms magazine. Well, it has the mag catch.
It has one of their barrels and it has their extended magazine
and all that stuff. So like, you know, I can
recommend things that I carry everyday.
I won't do the other ones. All right, let's talk about
importing taxes or importing tariffs and whether or not it's
going to stick because I don't think it is.
I've seen the chat say otherwise.

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You guys just hear me out. Ahead of the tariff ruling,
businesses are racing to secure secure refunds.
That's what the New York Times is reporting.
This is the thing I told you about Costco dropping in the
lawsuit. There's others as well.
The Supreme Court has not yet ruled on the legality of the
Prince of the the Prince of President Trump sweeping
tariffs. But some companies aren't
willing to wait. They want to make sure that they
secure a speedy and substantial payout if one ends up coming

(44:08):
down. Bulk retailers like Costco, the
canned tuna company, Bumblebee Tuna, Bumblebee tuna.
I wish I had a sound bite to drop on you from from Ace
Ventura. That's where my mind immediately
went. Bumblebee, bumblebee tuna.
Some of the businesses are racing to get in line to get
these tariff refunds, anticipating the Supreme Court
is going to rule against President Trump and force him to
return billions of dollars on collective imports.

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Now, remember, the big deal hereis that I think we would have
signed off on the, the, the OK charges tariffs all day long,
charges a consumption tax because that's what a tariff is.
It's a imported product that should cost more because it's
coming from overseas and we makesure that slave labor and cheap
manufacturing and countries thatmanipulate their currency can't

(44:51):
sneak in and scoop American companies that are making the
same thing. It theoretically tariffs raise
the bar on the Chineseum stuff so that the made in America
stuff is more competitive and sothere's not such a huge gap
between it. I'll look, I'll give you an
example. I have AI have a brass catcher.
Brass catcher is a device that sits on the outside of your
magazine or of your ejection port on a rifle.

(45:13):
And so whenever I fire around out of my one of my AR fifteens,
it ejects a piece of spent brass.
Now if I want to minimize my footprint or I don't want to
pick up brass at the range all day, I can put on a brass
catcher on. I saw one that Pete Hegseth was
using on a helicopter and I'd never seen it before.
It's come comes from a company called Tascol Brass Recovery or
Tactical Brass Solution, something like that.
They're like $250. They're made in America.

(45:35):
They're made for the military. They've got like plastic and
they're lightweight and they have this, you know, milled
aluminum thing and they swing out and they're really cool and
they're fireproof and all those other kind of great stuff.
And so you're like, oh, OK, $250is more than some people spend
on their entire weapon. Not me, but other people.
But 250 is not a cheap accessory.
And then you find the one from Chineseum and the Chineseum one

(45:58):
is $20 and it'll mount on two different rifle systems for
1999. Today only you can get that.
And I bought 1 because I wanted to see for $20.00, I can check
it out. For $250.
I better probably put my hands on one and feel it and decide
like whether or not I'm going tomake that.
That's an investment. And so the tariff idea would be
that you bump up the cost of some of these Chinese young

(46:20):
goods, which they still, if they're making profit on $20, it
must mean that it cost very, very little to make.
That's wild to me because it hasto go through Amazon and all the
other crap, right? So in theory, if you bump that
up and it was like $80 versus 250, I don't know if that still
is it, but like 4-5 X 20X, that's really hard to overcome
that. So theoretically, that's what
these tariffs are going to do. The problem is, is that one,

(46:41):
they may not be legal. And two, they don't seem to be
cutting away our income tax, which is what we were told.
Donald Trump made this promise. I think this was yesterday or
the day before and dug on it. This is a wild claim to make.
Some of this stuff is so freewheeling and riffing.
All it does is tell me Ronald Trump is still the guy that
wants to crap on a golden toiletand he wants to sell you a bunch

(47:02):
of BS. And he wants to tell you how
this is the greatest golf courseever built and this is the most
luxurious hotel that's ever been.
And America is the greatest thing ever because we have this
thing going on with these tariffs.
But like, I don't believe him. I don't think he's actually
trying to be factual. I think he's just trying to be
Donald Trump. He's defending his policy.
It also sounds like a bunch of companies are betting against
him. And if they're all betting
against him, the odds are is they're probably not wrong.
They have a lot of money riding on this, potentially billions of

(47:23):
dollars in tariff rebates. Here's Donald Trump making a
claim that you're about to not have an income tax, which I'm
pretty sure was on the campaign trail, too.
And I believe that at some pointin the not too distant future,
you won't even have income tax to pay because the money we're
taking in is so great. It's so enormous that you're not
going to have income tax to pay,whether you get rid of it or

(47:45):
just keep it around for fun or have it really low, much lower
than it is now. But you won't be paying income
tax. We've slashed $1 trillion.
What are you talking about, man?Come on now.
It says there's roughly $200 billion that have been collected
since the start of this year. You're going to eliminate the
American income tax, which is it, in the tune of trillions of

(48:05):
dollars? I don't believe you.
I just don't. For a $200 billion net grab
coming through tariffs, which weall had to pay through.
It's not, it's not going to happen.
It's not there. It'd be great if it was.
I don't know what it would cost,the only way that would happen.
And This is why I'm frustrated. This is actually the thing I
said yesterday when I when I take a shot at the Trump

(48:28):
administration, it's not becauseI didn't like their agenda.
It's that it wasn't strong enough or far enough for me.
And if you wanted to do the thing that Donald Trump said, if
you wanted to actually eliminatethe IRS, Hallelujah.
From your mouth to God's ears. Let let that be so.
Right. Like, what is that?
What is the the Moses movie? So shall it be said, so shall it
be written. That would be fantastic.
But that's not going to happen because the alternative like

(48:50):
the, the, the second side of that coin, Part 1 is like no
more IRS. We're going to do it through
tariffs, OK. The other side of that coin,
when we flip it over, says you have to eliminate the government
by 80 plus percent. There has to be 80% less
government because otherwise youcannot do that.
And what are they going to do? Are they going to get rid of
Social Security as well so I don't have to pay that?

(49:11):
Are they going to get rid of theMedicaid, Medicare taxes that I
have to pay? No, because that's like the bulk
of the federal government too. So we don't believe that if
we're honest people. And we could do basic math,
which is the same reason why we don't believe that 28,000
violent felons were arrested in America.
No, you just arrested a bunch ofpeople.
Some of them were violent felons.
Some of them were just a whole brick layers that just like
stole someone's identity. Some of them were like crappy

(49:33):
framing carpenters that are working on a job site.
They got to go. The Trump administration has
never learned how to do maybe the most important thing that we
learn in sales. Trump is a different kind of guy
than I am, 100%. I used to work for the for the
person who's going to be our next story, Michael Dell.
I used to work there and my goalwas as a salesperson was always

(49:56):
under promise and then over deliver.
I over delivered in service. I over delivered in product.
I over delivered in value. I over delivered in access to me
after the sale that I over delivered in every single
category I could do because I never wanted to tell you.
You were going to get something and you got it and then you're
disappointed because that's the thing you're going to remember
about me. Trump has never gotten that

(50:18):
lesson. And by the way, most of his
cabinet also seems to run in that and even the sub cabinet
positions. They have no idea how to under
promise. And the ones that do do it under
the Just Trust Me Bro banner. I've watched Dan Bongino do this
thing. It's awful.
It's an awful way to go. You know, just because you don't
see it happening doesn't mean it's not happening.
Yeah, it does. Dude, You were in the media.
You should know that if it's nothappening where we can see it,

(50:41):
we don't think it's happening because we don't trust you.
Because you've now joined the organization of people who D
things that are not trustworthy.That's it.
It's so simple under promise. We're working really hard.
We hope you'll see the results. We understand your frustration.
That would be the most you should ever say.
Or better yet, shut the F up. Just shut your mouth.

(51:01):
Stop going on Fox and bragging about things that are not real.
It's so bizarre. Trump said he was going to do a
special baby account. This sounds awful to me.
Everything about this sounds like Social Security for babies.
I don't like Social Security as it is.
I understand many of you are relying on that.
That's not because it's a good thing, it's just because that's
the situation you're in. Social Security was basically

(51:22):
the government coming in and saying you're too dumb to handle
your own finances, so we're going to handle them for you.
You don't know how to save money, so we're going to do it
for you and we're going to do itmassively inefficiently.
And if I can opt out of Social Security right now with all the
money I've paid in over the last20 something years of working,
25 years of working, I would do it right now.

(51:42):
I would never pay another SocialSecurity check in my taxes, and
I would just forgo all the moneyin it.
I would do that right now. I would make that deal.
And I think a lot of people in my age bracket would do the
same. Just please don't.
That's not going to happen. We already know that, OK?
The government coming in and telling us they're going to help
us with the dumbest thing possible.
It makes us kind of scared and sick because we've seen that all

(52:05):
government programs end up kind of just sucking and they just
do. So here's one that's really kind
of odd. I chose this picture for a
reason. This is CN NS picture.
That is Susan and Michael Bell or Michael and Susan Dell, if
you like that convention with the man's name first.
And they're going to fund Trump accounts by giving $250 to

(52:26):
25,000,000 US children, $250 is not that much money.
But I don't know what happened to this lady.
By the way, she was an absolute knockout in the 90s when she
didn't do 90 surgeries. And I don't like to comment on.
I just find this like really, really unsettling and this video
is going to unsettle you if you're watching.
Shameless plug. If you're not watching, let me

(52:48):
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If you're not watching, this is one of those things that you
actually just have to see. This woman looks like she's
turned herself into a cartoonishStepford wife like fembot.
And I'm not trying to be mean about it, but like she looks
like the ultimate 90s surgery. Don't know why she did it and
and she was a beautiful lady andI wish she would have aged more

(53:09):
beautifully like that. This is just like weird surgery.
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Oop, OK, so let's do this. This is a really I'm I'm not

(53:53):
trying to be mean this this is legitimately unsettling.
This video messed with me when Isaw it.
I was like, this is not this is bad AI.
This is like weird bad AII don'twant to set it up any further
than this, but you guys, there'sI wanted to prepare you for the
visual Incoming Trump accounts $6.5 million, super generous,

(54:13):
weird surgery. This is really exciting.
Absolutely. It's a very special moment.
We're making a $6.25 billion investment in America's kids
through our charitable funds. Next year, every American child
will be able to get an investment account powered by
Invest America. We've seen what happens when a
child gets even a small financial head start.

(54:35):
Their world expands. The real power of these accounts
is that anyone can contribute. Parents, relatives, friends,
everyone can help shape a child's future.
To philanthropists, companies, community leaders, if you want
to be part of something truly meaningful for our kids, for our
communities, for our country, join us.

(54:56):
And to parents and caregivers, stay tuned and get ready to
activate your child's account. Every contribution can grow over
the years, just like your child.Together, we can make
possibility, something every child can count on.
And that's a future worth investing in, right?

(55:16):
All that's super weird. It's a really generous thing to
do to give $6.25 billion away. I'm sure there's a tax
incentive, but like, good on Michael Dell for doing that.
So let's acknowledge that. And good on Michael Dell and
Susan Dell for being married foras long as they've been married.
I just wish women would not do that thing that they do.

(55:37):
It's just like her entire upper face doesn't move.
It just, it's so unnatural. And I wish, I wish we could have
people age gracefully. I do blame society.
I don't necessarily blame her for that.
It's just with all that money, it's so, such a crazy thing to
see. It's so it caught.
It's like, ah, like those eyes. Why?
All right, The the money will begiven to most children ages 10
and younger who are born before the qualifying date of the Trump

(55:59):
accounts, which were created earlier this year through a
Republican tax and spend bill. All of this is terrible because
again, Trump wanted to pay for the entire government with
tariffs and then they created more stuff, which means that
we're all going to be paying forthis non Sep.
The Trump accounts are designed to provide $1000 to babies born

(56:19):
during Donald Trump's second term in office.
Children older than 10 May benefit too, if the funds remain
after after the initial sign up period.
It's an incredibly, incredibly practical and direct step to
help families begin saving. I think it would be nice if we
didn't think that we had to coddle people and let them make
their own decisions. That's what I would very much

(56:41):
like. Could we just go back to that
where nobody is guaranteed success in America And there's
all like we have the entire, we have the entire wisdom of the
entire history of the human experience available in your
phone. Mine's in a Faraday bag, but
it's in this bag, in this bag inyour computer, on the phone that
you're watching and or you're listening to on that computer.

(57:02):
The entire wisdom and collected knowledge of human experience is
available to you. And we still need to do this
other weird stuff. I don't like it.
Michael Dell is the 11th richestperson in the world, according
to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, and he has a net worth of
$148 billion. Still, $6.25 billion is a very

(57:28):
big chunk of change, so good on again, credit where it's due.
I just wish that somebody had told them, like, Sir, that looks
really weird. Maybe we could soften the lens a
little bit or something. Or maybe we could do more voice
over than that and show more kids or something.
PR people there were not earningtheir money.
That's all I'm going to say. But it is a great, it is a great

(57:51):
and generous thing to do. And I think that's something
that Americans have always done,philanthropy.
The question is, is like, what is the benefit?
I don't know who's going to be able to manage those accounts.
I don't know. But I do have that question.
I also am inspired by this story, which I saw, which is
kind of funny. I'm, I've drawn this parallel
between where we would have had normal sort of interactions with
the with the political left and where we would have aligned with

(58:13):
them. And it's, it's kind of in this,
I don't necessarily like leftistalways want to find a government
answer to a problem that has nothing to do with government.
It has to do with the market. And I don't like it.
But here you have it anyway. San Francisco files a landmark
lawsuit. A lot of people will cheer this
on comparing ultra processed food companies to big tobacco.

(58:34):
The funny thing about tobacco was is you don't have to smoke.
The crazy thing about ultra processed foods are you don't
have to eat them. The scary thing about the
Internet is you don't have to beon it.
Nobody makes you do any of thesethings, especially with your
kids. You don't have to feed them
garbage that's not food. It takes a little bit more work.
It turns out that that's probably the end result of
having women in the workplace when women are not focused on

(58:56):
things like, you know, home economics and deciding whether
or not to save money. We used to teach that in
schools. Isn't that crazy?
We actually used to teach how todo all these things.
Now we try to do it by lawsuit and government mandate.
And I just saw this this story from ABC and I couldn't, I
couldn't break away from good idea.
But the reason that this is an idea is because people have
basically ceded their agency to this God Vermont thing, which

(59:17):
goes to those crazy leftist ladies who we heard saying
they're better people than you. Their morals and their ethics
are better than you. For the first time, the City
attorney of San Francisco has filed A lawsuit against some of
the major manufacturers of ultraprocessed foods that he said
have made Americans sick. I remember not 5 minutes ago
under the Biden administration, they claimed that ultra
processed foods were in fact wonderful for you.

(59:39):
You know who else probably claims that?
My dear friend Julie Kelly, the GMO Roundup minister or whatever
it is. The lawsuit names the following
companies. Kraft Heinz, Mandela's, I don't
know what that is. Post, the cereal company,
Coca-Cola, Pepsi Cola, General Mills, Nestle, Calanova, not
familiar with that one. Kellogg, Mars and Con Agra.

(01:00:02):
I do know those. And the city attorney said that
this is a great idea and we're going to try to go and attack
people that are running these businesses.
Crackers and breakfast cereals, frozen dinners and frostings.
Announcing legal action against these ten different food and
drink corporations. And they are going to be held
accountable for unfair and deceptive practices and for
violating California's unfair competition laws and public
nuisance laws. You know, if you eat junk food,

(01:00:27):
own it. There's times when we make that
decision. Wasn't that a thing?
I feel like you should be. I, I actually kind of missed the
smoking section. Call me crazy, but I actually do
like there's a nostalgic smell of cigarettes where I'm like,
oh, I don't like cigarettes, butI like that people have the
freedom to do it. It's even in our, it's even in
our, our thumbnail today. The cancer man from The X-Files,

(01:00:48):
right? Like he was iconic.
He was a dude making poor decisions because he'd lived his
life so hard that he like smokedhis cigarettes and was
eventually going to die from cancer.
I'm just saying I just want people to be able to make their
own bad decisions and then also own the consequences of it and
not make me pay for it. Is that crazy?
The alternative is having, like,the liberal leftist ladies give
us all the worst ideas. And it makes me kind of sick

(01:01:11):
that we have to deal with those things.
And I'm going to play you maybe my least favorite kind of
grossest Lib lady. This is a woman who did better
but still really bad plastic surgery and then another woman
who's like, awful ideas but is obviously quite a bit prettier.
And they're both political commentators talking about like,
subtle racism. Not only do they think that the

(01:01:31):
government makes better decisions and that they have
better morality than you becauseof what they are, they also can
be racist and tell brown people how they should think because
they know better. This white salvific conflicts,
which by the way is not new. It's been around for hundreds of
years. They used to call it the white
man's burden. Why white people need to go into
Africa, need to go into Asia andgo save all these like ignorant

(01:01:52):
brown people. Little yellow brother, little
brown brother. I remember hearing about that
when I was in high school and being like, people don't talk
like that. They sure as hell do in 2025.
They talk like that, except theysay it much more sophisticated
and they say you're a Hernandez or a Lopez or a Martinez.
How dare you be part of the deportation project again.
This is some wild stuff. Imagine just taking the mask off

(01:02:14):
in 2025 and essentially having the same position that the Ku
Klux Klan had in the 1950s, in the 1940s and not recognizing
that you're the bad guy. That's what the AF, what is it
the, the AWFLS, the affluent white female liberals, That's
what they do. I, I think we should say
leftists and not liberals. I actually probably can get

(01:02:35):
along with the liberals. The old school liberals don't
want their kids vaccinated and don't want the government
telling them how they should speak.
These ladies want to control allof it.
They're essentially like, you know, doing the sort of
authoritarian regime that they blame the Trump on.
Listen to this. I'm giving you the fair trigger
warning. Enjoy something else you said
you'd had it with. Are minorities in ice?
I mean, that connects to this, right?

(01:02:56):
Yeah. Not only do you have no moral
compass and how many times have you seen these guys?
They've got their masks on so you can't see their whole face.
But what you can see, it's like a brown skin tone and a dude who
looks like his last name is probably like Lopez or Hernandez
or something. It's like, what is What is wrong
with you? Not only do you not have
morality, apparently you don't have self preservation.

(01:03:18):
I mean this is. These people hate you, they hate
you, they hate your family, theyhate your kids, they hate your
future grandkids. You don't think you belong here.
You're not a quote UN quote heritage American.
You're never going to belong. And you're the one implementing
the violent force against your own community.
I just can't wrap my head aroundthat.

(01:03:39):
Their own community, like the own community of people that
came here illegally. Do you know who?
The most patriotic Americans that I've ever met, hands down.
They are US Border Patrol and ICE agents and HSI and DHS
officers that work for CBP that are of Hispanic descent who came
here legally or whose parents did.

(01:03:59):
They are the most patriotic America loving, like wave the
flag people you've ever met in your whole life.
I can say that almost bar none, rednecks.
You ain't got nothing on these people because you were born
here. I'm just saying, I bought my
house in New Mexico from a Border Patrol agent.
I live next door to a Border Patrol agent.
I would go and I would drop my kids with no notice with those

(01:04:21):
Border Patrol agents. And they were Mexican American,
AKA American. They spoke fluent Spanish.
They made outstanding salsa and chips and bring it over and they
were awesome. And they ran down illegals every
single day and they injured themselves saving people's
lives. They were studs, like hands
down, and a huge majority of thepeople that work in that

(01:04:42):
particular service do in fact have that brown skin.
So for this lady to go out thereand tell them how they think is
ignoring the reality that their community is not a bunch of
people who broke the damn law because their community is law
enforcement and law abiding people.
It's my community. It's your community.
If you're part of that tribe, ifyou're a gun carrier who says
that there is a right and a wrong, there is a moral and an

(01:05:05):
immoral and there is a proper and an improper way to do
things, then you're part of my community and my tribe, it turns
out, and so are so are the guys that have different color skin.
I was best man in a wedding. I actually performed a wedding
in a, in a, a civil ceremony forone of my buddies who's who's
Hispanic super patriot, dropped tons of ordinance and bombs on
people down range, destroyed a bunch of America's enemies in

(01:05:29):
the thousands. Screw you.
Screw you crazy ladies. And This is why this attitude of
entitlement and this nonsense and the thing that we're
supposed to be able to like lookat the way you look and then
decide. I'm pretty sure that's what
Martin Luther King Junior was against.
I'm pretty sure you're actually siding with the people that
thought Martin Luther King Junior should be dead, which was
the FBI. Oh yeah, it's going to always

(01:05:49):
come back to that. All right.
Trump called Ilhan Omar garbage and said Somalia should go back
where they come from. There's a reason why we say
that, why people would ever say something like that.
It's because you didn't assimilate.
It's the same thing we talked about yesterday.
If you refuse to join our culture, which is the dominant
culture, which is the best culture, The reason I know it's
the best culture is because you came from your quote UN quote,

(01:06:11):
shithole country that Donald Trump used to call out, and you
came to my country. You came to our country and then
you thought that we should do things the way that you did it
in your shithole country. This is not how it works.
Welcome to America. Speak English, pick up our
customs, pray to our God. If you want to be smart, if you
want to fit in with those aroundyou, be part of the people who
are around you. If you want to be treated as a

(01:06:33):
special, distinct little subculture, yeah, we'll put you
in a little, a little canister, but you're never going to be
part of it. Or you can do what the people
who did, who came to this country, who joined up, who
swore that oath of allegiance, forsake old allegiances to their
old countries, whatever they were.
And some of them even chose to serve in our military and serve
in our law enforcement and then go enforce the laws and protect

(01:06:54):
the borders of this nation. Some people did that.
And they're part of my tribe. And I love living next to them.
They're my favorite. They like America probably more
than most of you do, if that's possible.
It's, you know, degrees of excellence kind of thing.
But Ilhan Omar has basically proved to us that she thinks

(01:07:14):
this is a crap country and then we should be more like her old
country where they can wear thatsilly rag on her head, which I
don't. I honestly, I don't know what
that is. That headdress is bizarre to me.
It's a tide multi colored nonsense.
I always see these memes becausesome of my buddies who are law
enforcement, including brown ones, you know, brown skin guys,
they'll send me like, the funniest things.
And it'll just be like, you know, before, before people from

(01:07:35):
European descent showed up in Africa.
Like the highest building that was in Africa was built by
termites. And yeah, it's racially
insensitive. I'm not sure it's wrong either,
though. For whatever it's worth, let me
just read the story this is from.
This is from NBC News, the president who has a history of
disparaging African people and migrant communities.
No, here's a history of accurately quoting the the
factual pattern on the ground that people who come from crappy

(01:07:57):
countries where they don't have any of the things we have wanted
to come here for a reason, because they wanted the things
that we had and that our cultureis inherently superior.
To think otherwise is ridiculous.
He launched into a tirade over Minnesota Somali population at
the end of the cabinet meeting. When I was thinking of the
craziest things that have existed in my lifetime that have
happened in my lifetime, it is US going to war, losing people

(01:08:19):
from the career field where I used to work in the Air Force,
that brothers in the Army went in there and lost their lives
fighting against a completely bizarre, just shit show mess
garbage country in Somalia. And then we imported like
hundreds of thousands of them or100 + 1000 of them and put them
in a little enclave in probably the least reasonable place.

(01:08:39):
If you put them in New Mexico atleast would have made sense.
No, that's not where we put them.
We put them in freaking Minnesota.
My grandmother was born in Minnesota.
My dad was born in Wisconsin. They don't look anything like
whatever Ilhan Omar and her people look like and they don't
sound like it. And then you end up with this
clown going out and making apologies.

(01:08:59):
I'll take Donald Trump calling these people garbage over this
guy bowing to something because he needs to keep his job.
It makes me sick. Check this guy out.
This guy I think is the chief ofpolice or he's the sheriff.
I'll have to double check in in Minneapolis, folks that are
masked that they're not sure if they're law enforcement, that
they're, they may be kidnapping people like we have had those
reports. I want to be clear to the

(01:09:22):
community. The community should know that
if you see something like that, that is legitimate, that you
don't know if someone is law enforcement, you should call 911
and you should provide as much information as possible.
Because let's not forget we veryrecently had tragedy in this
state by someone who is, who is purporting to be law
enforcement. So please, let's be clear.

(01:09:43):
That's something everyone shouldreport and that we will
immediately respond to and we will document whether it's
somebody's not sure if there's akidnapping happening, somebody's
not sure if there's law enforcement present or not.
And that's something else. That's additional policy
requirements that we are we are implementing.
But just just rolling all over yourself for a group of people

(01:10:03):
that a ton of them are here illegally and they have a bunch
of them involved in the organized crime that happens in
Minneapolis. That's Brian O'Hara.
He's the chief of police for theMinneapolis Police Department.
Where did he come from? He didn't sound like he's from
Minneapolis. No, he came from Newark, NJ,
which is a brilliant accidental segue into our final kind of
piece where we're going to talk about this Cash Patel interview

(01:10:25):
and some of the really fun inside baseball.
If you guys have been holding onfor it, I've got some stuff
we're going to dish. And Newark, NJ actually features
fairly prominently in it. Isn't it interesting that they
had to get that guy to come in there and do that job to lay
down and, and, and apologize to a community of people that's
full of those who should be the most grateful for being here?

(01:10:46):
And instead he's like, call the police if you think that the
federal agents are doing the thing.
The federal agents are wearing things that say ICE and ERO
they're wearing body armor. They're not doing like Black
Mask jump out squads and doing kidnappings.
Could you fake that? I suppose you could.
It's a federal crime. I don't think it's happening
very much. It's certainly not happening
nearly as much as the the actualarrests that are going on.
And I've got friends that are doing that arrest stuff.

(01:11:08):
It's where most of the money theFBI is going right now.
All right, so that's fun. We're going to do the Cash Patel
interview thing. I want to make sure I'm not
missing anything else on there. Oh, I did have one other story
we're going to start with. There was a drunken raccoon that
was found in a liquor store in the bathroom.
Like, I don't know how this madeit to the top of the ABC News
pile, but I would be remiss in not reporting on this.

(01:11:30):
A drunk raccoon was found passedout at a liquor store bathroom
and it was released in the wild after sobering up.
This is the America I want to live in.
I want this to be the lead story.
It was in Virginia of all places.
In Hanover County, the animal protection found a masked bandit
who had ransacked shelves, drinkmultiple types of alcohol and
then rolled into a toilet and blacked out.

(01:11:51):
And they have a picture of a raccoon, a drunken raccoon that
is a much more fun story than almost all the other things.
After a few hours of sleep and zero sides of injury other than
maybe a hangover and poor life choices, he was released back
into the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and
entering is not the answer. Said this Facebook post and the

(01:12:12):
picture of this goofy ass wreck.That's about how serious our
federal law enforcement is rightnow with the people that are
running it. So there you go.
That was a transit. I don't know why I put that on
there, but I just, I couldn't help it.
I just thought that was fun. All right, here we go.
So you heard earlier that we were talking about a rudderless
ship, and you've heard that there was some stories about a

(01:12:32):
jet. You may not have seen all the
things that were discussed. And I'm going to give you what
you missed. Patel is doing a media tour, a
desperate media tour, to try to make excuses.
He's going to the most friendly outlets possible.
He went to Epoch Times, which used to pay him.
He went to Catherine Herridge. I don't know if they promised
her something like a exclusive in the future, but that's kind
of what happened previously. He had that with Megyn Kelly

(01:12:54):
where they had this real favorable interview.
And then she got the she either got the I think she got the
trans shooter manifesto from Nashville first, even though
other people had FOIA D it and then she got this like, you
know, required sit down fluff piece.
I this is the quid pro quo access journalism.
So I don't know what Catherine Herridge got, if anything, but
it looked super gentle. This is what she said.

(01:13:15):
This is the jet story, and then I'm going to show you Laura
Ingraham's doing everything he can and he's actually slowly
self incriminating because the thing that people are pissed off
at is you took the jet in the middle of a government shutdown
after saying the exact opposite.We just wanted you to to keep
your word. Nobody cares if you were to fly
around or take vacation days. We care that you're taking a $60
million aircraft and you know how much it costs us.

(01:13:36):
Don't act like it's cheap. Don't act like you're saving US
money. Freaking fraud.
OK, sorry. That's enough of that.
Here's Catherine. Let's talk about the jet.
You flew on a Department of Justice jet to visit your
girlfriend, Alexis Wilkins, performing at an event at State
College. Were any rules broken?
No, and I'm shocked that people would.

(01:13:57):
Well, I guess I'm not shocked anymore.
This FBI, under my leadership changed the FBI plane use
requirements so that we could save the taxpayer money.
I am the only director to ever mandate the use of government
airfields the prior. It's not about government
airfields, it's about the money of using the damn plane.

(01:14:19):
Oh yeah, you used to know that. Where?
And I'm not saying take all their funding.
I'm not the defund everything guy.
I'm just saying Chris Ray doesn't need a government funded
G5 jet to go to vacation. Maybe we ground that plane
15,000 every time it takes. Off this is odd minimum, that
minimum voice, that's Glenn Beckwhen he was talking.

(01:14:39):
That was in 2023. So in fairness, because someone
did point this out to me the other day, and I think this is
actually reasonable, he did say that he should defund Chris
Ray's jet and not his own. So there is that.
I mean, hypocrisy springs eternal in the federal
government. He was asked the same question
about the jet when he was sitting and talking to Laura

(01:14:59):
Ingraham. And I want to make sure I have
the right clip lined up so I don't accidentally do this.
Here we go. Let's talk about.
I'm digging through my files. Can you tell where's my JET
question? Stand by.
We're going to find it. There it is.
I think this is it. This is the only problem with a

(01:15:22):
live show is that I actually don't have that jet thing.
All right, hold on, I'll pull itup.
He got a chance to try to excusethis behavior and it feels like
he actually self incriminated more.
Call me crazy, but I feel like he's admitted more things in
this particular clip and the theDemocrats.
Is there also, Mr. Director, supposedly going to investigate
your use of the FBI jet because they're claiming you've

(01:15:44):
commandeered it for personal joyrides going to a wrestling
event, I guess for for your girlfriend.
Is that true? And if so, you know, if if the
Biden team did something like that, if it was true, you know,
I'd probably be hitting them tonight on on television.
But. Can I just stop right there for
one second? Is it true?

(01:16:07):
If Biden had done it or the Biden team did it, I would be
wrecking them on TV. That's all true.
Yeah, of course she he did use the jet for those things.
He's going to pivot. She's trying to basically soften
the blow and pre bunk. This is the Sean Hannity tactic.
The thing that they should be absolutely outraged by, which is
that he's a hypocrite and he used to go and do the exact same
thing against the other side. Isn't that fun?

(01:16:29):
I thought I'd give you a chance to respond to that drive by.
It's simple. The FBI director, all FBI
directors are required users of the FBI plane.
They don't let me fly commercially, but my
predecessors wasted millions of dollars because they were too
lazy to drive an extra 20 minutes and go to Andrews Air
Force Base they used. I still understand this one.

(01:16:50):
You don't have to fly to AndrewsAir Force Base.
The plane lives out in Manassas.It's a 45 minute drive from DC.
You can just drive it. I used to do it all the time.
Oh, how do you know? Because I literally used to
drive that. That's where my like my office
was next to where the plane was.What is he talking about?
I make it fly an additional flight that's to a military

(01:17:11):
aircraft so we don't spend $2500on a runway fee at Reagan DCA.
He's saying now in this interview, I'm a mandated flyer.
What are the consequences and penalties if he doesn't fly on
the on the thing? What if he takes commercial?
What if he flies first class? Then what?
Oh, nothing. OK, got it.
Who would enforce it? Who would come after the FBI
director if he chose to fly and and live up and be a man of

(01:17:34):
principles like you see other cabinet secretaries doing, like
you see other people who are in federal law enforcement at high
levels? You feel like, why?
What would happen? Nothing.
So he's making his claim and nowhe's going to go out there and
pivot. And he actually does say the
worst thing, which is that I'm pretty confident he's admitting
that he took his girlfriend on this thing all the time, which
is what we were all upset about.She's not even your wife, dude.

(01:17:55):
FBI directors have lost their jobs over this.
The 90s are calling. Bill Sessions is a little bit
upset about this nonsense answer.
DC Reagan National as their personal hub, costing the
taxpayer $4 million. I shut that policy off and
mandated the use of government airfields.
I've also used the airplane lessthan my prior to predecessors.
And yes, I'm entitled to a personal life, just like my

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other agency had counterparts with their partners.
So do I support my girlfriend? Absolutely.
And do I take trips with her? Absolutely.
But when and they're talking about ray jackets and Velcro and
FBI plane use, they are not talking about the facts because
they know this FBI is succeedingin ways prior leadership failed.
And those cronies will always stick together and of course

(01:18:38):
band together with their with their enemies to come in and
attack us. And our our mission here is to
protect the American people. Let me tell you one more stat
that the American people are going to love.
This FBI is on course to deliverthe lowest murder rate in modern
history by double digits. The lowest murder rate in modern
history by double digits. That's because we're out there

(01:18:58):
in cities like Memphis, leading the charge in places like Saint
Louis and Miami and New York andelsewhere across the country.
Follow up question, Director Patel, does the FBI generally
speaking, investigate murder Anddoes the DOJ, generally
speaking, prosecute people for murder?
Oh, no, they don't. Oh, murder is a local situation

(01:19:20):
and it's under state law only. Homicide is actually not
generally Speaking of federal crime.
Oh, got it. I paused it on the right spot.
Look at Laura Ingraham's face. She's like, that's not real.
I remember covering the story about the Biden administration
lying about crime stats. Stats are a really good way.
What do they say? There's lies.
There's damn lies, and there's statistics.

(01:19:40):
This guy leans on statistics so aggressively, which is worse
than a damn lie, as far as I cantell.
Anyway. It's just kind of fun he's doing
that. So at least we got the Epstein
files, right? I mean, that's what's that's
what this was always the first sort of thing that most people
saw. They didn't realize the stuff
that I was seeing. The the issue is the Epstein
files. So we're going to get those.

(01:20:02):
Let's softball that question as soft as we can make it.
Mr. Director, our, our viewers also are just they're chomping
at the bit on why it took the Epstein files so long to be
released. Any any regrets there?
Was that an unforced error? Just should we have gotten them
out earlier? Just get them all out there.
Just thought I'd give. You a chance to react to that?

(01:20:23):
Yeah. Look, we're this FBI has
produced 40,000 pages of documents to Congress to put
that in comparison, Ray put out 13,000 in seven years and comedy
put out 3000. We're committed to transparency.
We're putting out as much as we can that is lawful and that is
not prohibited by court orders. And those are the things the DOJ
is fighting still with judges incourt to make sure we can reveal

(01:20:47):
everything without breaking the law.
And that's what we're committed to doing.
We're doing it as fast as we canand we're going to keep doing
it. Not just on this, but you know
about Arctic Frost. Because of this, FB is discovery
of the illegal surveillance of senators and staff.
You know about Russia Gate because of mine and Devin's work
from back in day. And we're going to continue
those investigations. And you bet we have ongoing
criminal investigations on both those fronts because the guy who

(01:21:09):
launched Russia Gate, me as a senior staffer back in house
Intel is now the director of theFBI.
And I'm not going to end this mission without destroying and
leveling the full weaponization that occurred before I got here.
I don't believe anything you just said.
You know why? Because the statute of
limitations passed on most of those things, and the best you
did was a freaking indictment ofcomedy for perjury.

(01:21:31):
And then and then it got thrown out and now you're appealing it
and you're hoping that you're going to get it back because you
technically don't do things. Well, it's he produced 40,000
pages of transparency, folks. 40,000 pages.
Were any of them the Epstein files that people were looking
at? No, they were not.
So how about those Epstein files?
Yeah, we've given 40,000 pages to Congress of not the Epstein

(01:21:52):
files. That was his answer.
Seriously kind of like this, They have this history of not
answering that. I don't know if they're told
they can't answer to what here'sSean Hannity doing the Laura
Ingraham or Laura Ingraham doingthe Sean Hannity and our
favorite deputy Dan not answering the question.
I just love it when people don'tanswer the question.
It's my favorite. And why are is the Epstein
files? You have been very clear that

(01:22:12):
there's going to be video evidence that proves that
Epstein killed himself. And I've known you long enough.
If you say it, I believe you andI know it'll be forthcoming.
What explain the priority since you have gotten in this position
and Cash has gotten into his position and Pam has gotten in
her position and and maybe why this didn't go as quickly as

(01:22:33):
some people anticipated. Well, I lost you a little bit,
but I assume you can hear me. So I'm just going to answer your
question. I can hear you.
Yeah, there has been. Let me get to this first.
I had a graduation ceremony thismorning down in Quantico with
some, with some with a class of new agents.
And I looked every one of them in the eye, shook their hands.
I said, listen, you're going to do this for us.

(01:22:54):
You're going to protect the homeland and you're going to go
bring me bad guys. You understand?
I said there's no one coming to save us.
The Marvel Avengers ain't coming.
It is us. We are in charge.
We have the counterterrorism portfolio, this president and
this Attorney General, they havea a different view than we've
had in the past of the FBI. This is very important.
Your audience understands this. The FBI in the past focused on

(01:23:15):
large enterprise cases, you know, the Al Capone, John Gotti,
KSM, al Qaeda times and we are still and always going to do
that. But there's a parallel track.
This president also sees this border problem as a solvable
problem. Now think about this, Sean, that
never happens in in police science and criminology.
No one. Am I am I crazy?

(01:23:39):
Did I just totally miss the answer?
Where was the answer there? Huh?
And we're not going to do big investigations.
It's literally the reason why the FBI is called the Federal
Bureau of Investigations. We're not going to do this.
OK, got it. Noted.
I don't understand what that answer had to do with anything.
It doesn't make any sense. Let's talk about the real
serious stuff. Did Cash Patel get a jacket, a

(01:24:04):
Ray jacket from a lady in Salt Lake City, UT?
As I was told weeks ago, the thecase of the missing medium sized
jacket, it's not just real, it'sBureau wide.
It's everywhere. Everyone knows this is a true
story because he kept it. He took a jacket from a chick
like out of the Academy, and then he held on to it because he

(01:24:26):
was wearing it and he went home with it.
And the patches from the SWAT thing, I didn't know that
previously, but of course that'swhere he got the SWAT patches.
I was trying to figure out why he had SWAT patches on his arms.
I'm like, what the shit is he doing?
I know he wears a WFO SWAT hat. Why is he wearing the SWAT
patches? Oh, because he wanted something
on there. Because in his mind he's very
operator and that's where the operator patches go.
They go over there. He should have gotten American

(01:24:46):
flag on one side or something else.
I used to have patches on my, not my Ray jacket, but on my my
combat shirt when I used to work.
They were things that I earned from going through courses.
Training is a tactical medic. It's an FBI tactical paramedic
on there. There's not really many of those
guys that had that patch, you know, something that like meant
something to me because I went through some training with some
people that I respected. Anyway, at least Lori Ingram is
going to get to the bottom of the story.

(01:25:06):
You mentioned the thing about the patches and the gossipy
stuff, which I know you laughed it off on Twitter, but on X, but
they, they, they're saying. Oh, he refused to get off the
plane in Utah after Charlie Kirk's assassination because he
wanted a a better fitting FBI ray jacket.
Is that true and does fashion really make the man cash?

(01:25:27):
It's 100% false. As you know.
Look, Laura, sadly, I was at 911at Ground Zero in New York City
on 9/11 because I was a White House representative honoring
those victims and their names being read.
You are very familiar with that.Then we made the immediate
decision after Charlie got shot in the neck to fly to Utah
unexpectedly to lead the manhuntto find the perpetrator in less

(01:25:48):
than 33 hours because the FBI cut video, put it out in a press
conference. And these people are worried
about what I was wearing, what patches I was wearing.
I was honoring my men and women at the FBI.
One of my agents handed me a jacket and said, hey, boss, you
should probably wear this. We're going into the command
center. I said I'd be honored to wear
that. And then another one handed me
the SWAT team badge of the unit that was protecting the area

(01:26:09):
where Charlie was assassinated. I wore that with pride.
These people can talk about my appearances all they want, but
look at the results. The FBI, this FBI, my FBI, the
one that Dan and I are building here under President Trump, is
succeeding in ways that no FBI has ever done so before.
So the institutionalists and theanonymous reporters from the
swamp DC bureaucracy are the ones we are crushing.

(01:26:32):
And that's how I know we're winning.
And if Eric Swallow wants to come online and talk about what
jacket size I wear, I'm happy tosend him a women's medium so him
and Fang Fang can go out again. This man has no business being
in a government role with any authority.
He's a freaking child. One.
That's a complete bullshit storythat is completely made-up.

(01:26:54):
I wanted to go in there. Hey boss, you should probably
wear this. Nobody says that.
You know why? Nobody gives a shit how you're
how you're dressed. Nobody.
Nobody in the FBI would think that way because people in the
FBI show up in Plaid shirts all the time.
Like it's not a dress and appearance type place.
Certainly not out in Utah. Hey, you better wear the size
medium jacket. No, that's not what happened.

(01:27:15):
The word went out. My anonymous sources who've been
working in the Bureau for literally decades and who are
actually good people who have known for over a decade, they
confirm this. So again, just like all FBI
sources, which are, which are notified by an S number, the
letter S, and then like some digits after it, they're all
anonymous too. But the people who get them know

(01:27:35):
it. Why am I saying it?
Because I know it's true. I know that to be a fact.
Sometimes we have sarcasm here, sometimes we have humor.
Sometimes we know factually thatthis is what's going on.
I told you guys I was going to do a new a Newark subway and
this is not subway Segway. This is the Newark Segway.
I found out yesterday, confirmedby multiple sources, again,

(01:27:57):
anonymous to you, but not to me.People I know, people I trust,
people I've trusted long before I ever got out of the FBI
because they were my friends when I was there.
I found out that they cannot getpeople to take the special agent
in charge of field office's job.They can't do it.
They're unable to get people to put their hand up and say, do
you want a promotion? Do you want more money and

(01:28:18):
bonuses? Do you want to go be the top
person in the field office, which is one of the most honored
position that you could be in theoretically, if you thought
the FBI was honorable, you know why they won't do it?
If they jump off the GS pay scale as AGS 15.
You have tenure, you have protections, you are a fully
vested FBI employee. When you go from GS15 to a

(01:28:39):
Special Agent in charge of a field office, you become an SESI
think it's an SES 5. The scale is backwards.
I think SES one is the highest paid SES and SES 5 is the
lowest. You jump onto that SES scale,
you now have a one year probationary period where you
can be removed for no reason at all and fired.
So nobody has taken that job if they don't have 20 years and
they're over 50 years old so that they can go to retire right

(01:29:00):
away. That's why they had to take two
people from Newark out of New Jersey and force them to go from
GS Fifteens to go do that SES job because they could not get
someone to get into the Senior Executive Service voluntarily.
And we found out yesterday and it took me seconds to confirm
this, that the crown jewel of the FBI, which is the Criminal
Investigation Division, they were unable to get a single

(01:29:25):
applicant for the assistant director job.
That would be a number four in the FBI role, director, deputy
director, associate deputy director.
And then now they have a DS Assistant directors.
The assistant director of the branch that handles criminal
investigations is the top most coveted job for criminal
investigators. If your job is 1811 criminal

(01:29:47):
investigator, you would want to be the top person if you're so
inclined. They got zero applications for
that job, and the last guy who held the number 3 roll got booed
off the stage and retired by allthe SES underneath him because
there is so much hatred for the way that these guys are running
it. And it's not because they're
killing it and they're doing a great job.
It's because they are shit at managing this agency.

(01:30:10):
And so he's out there talking about Patches and Fang Fang.
Do you guys even realize that the Fang Fang story with Eric
Swalwell, who I have no love for, the Fang Fang story
predates him being in national office.
It's not even that big of a deal.
Like, yeah, he he makes bad choices.
Yeah, he wants to represent California.
Eric Swalwell, I would say, in afistfight, probably wipes the
floor with Cash Patel. I watched him do that bench

(01:30:32):
press just like you guys did, and he was easily doing like
135. I'm sure he puts up to 25 or
more. And you don't have to like it.
I'm just saying, like Eric Swalwell is more of a man than
patellas pretty easily, even if he did sleep with a Chinese spy.
Like, you don't have to like theguy.
You don't have to like his behavior to recognize that that
story is used as a talking pointwhen it's not nearly as powerful

(01:30:54):
as you think it is. How about the fact that you
cannot get people to take the most coveted job in your agency
because you suck so badly that they don't want to be smeared
with the stink of what you do? And that's what's happening
right now in today's FBI. That's what the FBI is about.
So a guy who doesn't understand that all sources are anonymous
inside the Bureau and that the people who are actually trying

(01:31:15):
to push are giving him a nudge, saying, hey, your leadership is
lacking. And it is apparent they didn't
gut the culture of the FBI intentionally.
They accidentally destroyed it, which borderline is hysterical
because the people that work in that senior executive service,
that is your, your, your top level deep state, sort of, you
know, band, they're so scared oftaking a job that that they know

(01:31:36):
that they will suck at that theydon't want to do it.
They didn't. It's not like a like an
intentional win. It's just that the top is so
incompetent that they're going to get screwed on it.
So they've actually done something that is borderline
hilarious to me. They've accidentally turned the
people that are the worst in theFBI into a scared bunch of
people that children that will not take the next job.

(01:31:57):
Can you imagine if everything inyour life for the last 10 or 12
or 15 years was geared toward promoting and suddenly you were
scared to promote because you knew that the promotion was
going to be basically a death sentence for the rest of your
career? That's where these people are
at. It's it's hysterical to be on
the outside of it, but it's utterly unserious to hear him go
on Fox News and talk about jackets and patches and we're

(01:32:18):
doing the great work and all this other stuff.
Nobody, you suck and everyone knows it.
And I keep getting phone calls from people I haven't talked to
in in literally years. And they're like, thank God
you're out there saying this stuff because nobody else
understands how bad this is and how stupid it is.
And the real danger is, is they're still going to let
terrorists through. 100% they'regoing to let terrorists through.

(01:32:39):
That's what you're that's what they're going to do.
What else would they do? He goes on and talks about this,
this discussion about the terrorist investigation into
Afghans. By the way, they could have
handled this a long time ago. They didn't.
So let's do the Afghan terrorismthing because that's also pretty
bad. Of course he does the prayers.

(01:32:59):
Who's he praying to? Remember says one thing, tries
to put in your head. It's not probably what you
think. Where does this investigation
tonight stand? Well, first and foremost, our
prayers to the family of the fallen soldier and our prayers
to the family of hopefully this individual who continues to
recover. This is a sprawling
international terrorism investigation that the FBI is

(01:33:21):
leading out on. And we are making sure to work
with our interagency partners. And I've already issued dozens
of pieces of legal process. He's dozens of devices, already
hit two houses and interviewed many individuals associated with
the subject. And that investigation is going
to continue on to anyone and everyone this person ever spoke
to. We're not going to leave any
stone unturned. We're going to collect the
evidence. We're going to hand it off to

(01:33:42):
our partners at DOJ and make sure he's prosecuted to the full
extent of the law. And anyone else that was
responsible for this vicious, heinous attack will be held to
the same account. I just heard that he said he
served legal process. Does anyone understand that the
FBI director doesn't do that? This is the problem with people
who are cosplaying. They start actually believing

(01:34:02):
the role that they're in. They start thinking that the
thing that they're doing actually is the thing that
they're talking about doing. This is a Trump administration
crisis over promise, under deliver.
The only thing we wanted you to do was de weaponize the agency,
not let them go after people whowere doing things that were
totally reasonable, like runninga crisis pregnancy center or

(01:34:24):
being a freaking radical traditionalist Catholic who just
wants to see the Latin Mass or maybe having some kids and maybe
not wanting to get a COVID shot like normal things that we
called out. And rather than de weaponizing
this agency, what they've done is they've turned it into a
morass and a shit show where everybody is running for cover,
which is sort of funny to watch from the outside, but it's just
going to regain itself with moreanger.

(01:34:46):
And these guys are going to end up in prison or worse.
They're going to be the ones whoget the SWAT team kicking
through their door. And if they think that they're
going to get a blanket pardon for everything, I promise you
they will find something else. We're talking about the FBI
here. Did it seem like policies and
laws stop them from going after people previously?
Did anyone actually think that there's protection in federal

(01:35:07):
law when the agency that has theability to spy on you can go out
there? They went after the freaking
sitting president and then they waited and they kicked down his
door after he got out of office.These guys are playing an
unserious, like social media titfor tat game with Eric Swalwell.
And real, serious, dangerous actors are going to be stepping

(01:35:29):
into that space because they've created a void and they've
created animosity. So even the people that would
otherwise be on their side or not, just shame on you, man.
Shame on your stupidity. It's really hard.
Luckily, Fox News is handling real serious business, and this
is one of the last things we'll cover in order to make sure that
we know how serious things are and how bad things are in the

(01:35:50):
Caribbean. And we're going to talk about
Mark Kelly and aliens. I'm not kidding.
This is aliens are now on Fox News.
Over the last several weeks, we've brought to you interviews
with a UFO whistleblower, a director who spoke with dozens
of officials about possible secret government programs.
And tonight, Bret Baier takes a closer look at some of those
players going to do it, speaks to the UAP researcher about what

(01:36:13):
they are calling a government cover up.
What? Thanks, Sasha.
Lawmakers from both sides of theaisle.
Wait, the government is coveringup aliens?
How long have we been talking about this?
This is he says it with a straight face.
She's like, thanks, Sasha. Here we go.
And other government officials believe they should know more
about unidentified aerial phenomena, or Uaps.

(01:36:37):
Tonight, we look at reports on some of the secret government
programs that are being alleged.This is so secret.
There have been very few people in our entire government that
have been allowed or provided access to it.
A new documentary featuring former and current officials
from across the federal government is attempting to
connect the dots on secret knowledge of UA.

(01:37:00):
PS This is the biggest discoveryin human history.
It's CIA officials, DIA officials, naval intelligence
officials, the list is goes on and on.
I served as the 4th director of national intelligence, director
of aviation security in the National Security Council, one
star Admiral after 32 years of service.
Former Rear Admiral Tim Gallaudet served as the Navy's

(01:37:22):
chief oceanographer and meteorologist and as acting
administrator of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric
Administration. Why'd you take part in that?
And of the voices in there, are you convinced that these are
credible folks that are really coming forward for the first
time? All those folks are credible,
Brett. They're all colleagues of mine.
I've worked with them for years.This is going to change the arc

(01:37:44):
of human history. The fact, guys, I feel like
people have known this for a really long time.
This is not new. Why are we?
Why are we breaking this in a special report now?
I feel like you're lying to me because it's on Fox News and
everything else you guys do there is a lie.
You guys run cover for things. So what the hell are they
covering up? I don't know.
I'm just telling you, I listen to the SIOP guy talk about it.

(01:38:06):
And this sounds like we are now going to take the people who lie
to you at the highest level to the most unalert people and
they're going to be like, honey,honey, aliens are real.
Like, I cannot, I cannot fathom that they thought this goes
over. Well, there's decades of people
that are doing this and now they're calling it UAP
researchers. Like, it's like it's something

(01:38:27):
that they would have not scoffedat a few weeks ago, that we're
not alone in the universe and that higher order non human
intelligences are visiting us and interacting with us whose
intent we really are unsure of. Still, that's just mind blowing.
Not everyone is convinced by thefilm, The New York Times writes.
The claims are unprovable and Variety calls it inconclusive.

(01:38:49):
For us to be comfortable doing stories about it, we have to
believe that these documents andthese experts that we're talking
to are telling us the right thing.
How do Bret Baier only does stories on credible things?
That's why he did the sit down interview with Chris Wray.
That's why he's not talking about UF OS.
All right, Apparently there's higher level beings out there in

(01:39:10):
the universe. Some of us actually believe that
because unlike, unlike the whatever this is, we believe in
the guy that's closer to me. So yeah, there is probably a
higher level being out there. That's kind of like the whole
point of what this country is all about.
That's what I got for today. I'm living in a silly world
where we have unserious people doing the most serious things
and then we have a population offolks that I guess they just

(01:39:33):
want that because they still have a bigger audience.
There's still a huge audience ofpeople that listened to the lies
that were fed about aliens or the FBI or government
interactions or you take your pick.
And they all were like, oh, now I feel good.
Hence the opening of this, this this podcast, which says
comforting lies. There's a big line and a big

(01:39:54):
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are that are true, a little bit more uncomfortable, you're
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kind of funny that higher being that we are hearing about what

(01:40:59):
happens if you try to talk to God and your ADD it's a real
thing. Some of you guys actually have
this problem. This will hit home for some
people. Not for me.
Father God, I just want to pray to you, Lord.
Aw, he's praying because you're so good, Lord.
Like Southern heat BBQ chips with Diet Coke.
What? And you know what's interesting?

(01:41:19):
Did you know that Genghis Khan is not his actuals name?
It's Temujin. What are you talking about?
Well, I was actually contemplating this for a while.
You know, when, like, white girls eat a salad or anything
and they go like, and it's really annoying.
Do you think you can make that asin?
Are you are you riffing? Go back to praying.

(01:41:41):
My bad. You're right.
Can I get another Diet Coke? That's that.
That's not what I meant. I meant like an actual prayer
when you're like, you cook. I don't even know anymore and
I'm gone. Thanks.
Oh, no. I remember what I wanted to talk
to you about. Where did you get that?
What did I get? You know?
OK, good. What?
What did you want It What? The new Taylor Swift album.

(01:42:03):
Did you hear it? Kind of soft, right?
Not. Not not her best work.
Yeah. Agreed.
Even God knows that Taylor SwiftSwift is slipping, apparently.
I've never listened to Taylor Swift, so I don't know.
Anyway, that's what I got for you guys.
Hope you have a great day on this Wednesday.
That was a little weird to send you off, but I think it's about

(01:42:24):
right. Talk to you soon.
Have a good one.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}ANONYMOUS SOURCES always lie, but "Results Don't." | Ep 688