FBI Seizes OIL TANKER? And DOJ Delays "Brony Bomber" Case | Ep 694 - The Kyle Seraphin Show

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Take a look behind the curtain with a real whistle blower, an
American patriot. Prepare to embrace the
uncomfortable truth because thisprogram has no time for
comforting lies. Here is civil liberties
enthusiast, Second Amendment defender, and recovering FBI
agent Kyle Seraphin. Well, hello my friends and

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welcome to the Kyle Servant Showtoday.
Today is December the 11th. I feel like I'm living in this
weird crazy world where I just don't have any trust in the
normal systems that you should be able to trust.
And yesterday was not any better.
It didn't help me at all. I went through this moment where
I started catching your commentsonline and I started getting

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comments on Spotify and YouTube and emails directly to our, to
our public e-mail address, whichif you need to reach out to us,
it's not like my our personal channel.
By the way, guys, this is not the way.
Like you're like, Hey, I got a personal question about them.
Please don't do that. That doesn't make any sense.
I'm not going to answer those, but info@kyleserafin.com if you
notice a problem or if you see something or you got a guest to
suggest and contact information is relevant, by the way.

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But anyway, I got some emails and they're like, hey, dude,
your podcast didn't post for thesecond day in a row.
What's going on? And I think that for those of
you that are just catching this,maybe you're catching this
really weird and late. I'm going to be very vigilant
about it today. We had some real strange
shenanigans go down on the back end.
I published the Brony Bomber podcast, which was that was

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Tuesday's podcast and it didn't publish.
It went to draft and it just satthere all day and then I went
and I was able to push one more button and then it went out and
it went out in the late afternoon.
So some of you guys got that podcast really late and that's
really frustrating to me. And obviously that's like
financially not great for us because we actually want you to
be able to listen to it and that's how we make money.

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But more importantly, like I've actually thought that was a
really important show and the stuff that we talked about there
was highly relevant. So if you watched on YouTube and
it's one of our biggest episodeswe've ever done on YouTube,
awesome. We really appreciate you guys
there. Same story on Rumble.
It was a a very strong performing.
Also was pretty proud of the thumbnail, if I do say so
myself, but it, but it just didn't show up.
And so, you know, one time that could have been me.

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I could have screwed it up. It's I'm fallible.
I had a lot of things going on that day.
We did 8 hours interview. So things happened.
I think I talked about it yesterday morning and then
yesterday's was really, really weird.
And in fact, I wasn't going to lead with this, but I think I am
going to lead with this because I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm fixated by
this. It's bizarre.
I went looking for the podcast after I got comments for the
second day in a row that it was gone.

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And I don't listen. I don't attribute to malice what
I cannot actually lean into malice.
I'm just a really, I'm just a really skeptical guy right now
that things are going the way that you might expect them to
go. So that's kind of bizarre.
When we go over to kyleseraphinshow.com, which is
the the Spotify address, by the way, I upload to Spotify.
And then if you listen on Apple,if you listen to iHeartRadio or

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Pod Addict or Podbean or anywhere else, those are called
RSS feeds. So we punch it out to all those
places, but Spotify is where it lives.
It's where it's hosted. And so if it does doesn't go out
properly to Spotify, it's gone. All right.
So that's just the, the background.
And yesterday I verified, I got the message.
It said we're processing your episode and then it said your

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episode has been published. So we get two things.
One, when I hit yes, send it forward, I get an e-mail that
says it's been properly uploadedand we're working through the
back end of it. And, and then it'll be available
shortly. And then when it's actually
available, I get a notification.It's like an e-mail that I that
I delete everyday. So here's what you see.
If you go to kyleseraphin.com, you see this one, but this is

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from the evening. And there's the, the Brownie
Bomber 1, which was sitting in draft.
And I want to show you something'cause this is what it did
yesterday, which is very unusualand weird.
So if you go into the, the, all the top results is December
10th. That was yesterday's podcast,
110 minutes long. I really need to start cutting
down on my time. I know you guys are, your time
is valuable. And we Scroll down to episodes

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and what do we see? If you're listening right now
and you're not on Spotify or Rumble or on YouTube, you're
missing out on seeing this. But I'll prove to you right now,
here's the December 10th episodefrom yesterday.
And here's the first time that Ipublished it.
And I want you to just look realsquint.
January of 1970 is when that episode went live.

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It backdated it to December 31stof 1969.
I wasn't even live in 1969. That's really weird.
That's a really weird thing to find out that they decided to go
ahead and backdate our episode. And what that did is that put it
at the bottom of the stack, right?
Because the, the podcast startedin late, late, late 22.

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And so it took it back 4050 years prior, 56 years before
today's date. That's really strange to me.
So anyway, I got buried. So there's two episodes that
have the same name and have the same content, but one of them
was actually accessible to any of you.
If you go to the normal look, it's just going to show up as
the top episodes. So here's your episodes, and
they show up in order like you'dexpect.
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is the most recent.

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After today's episode, you'll find the Thursday one there.
Anyway, that's odd. I don't know what that means.
I don't know why that was an encoding issue, but it was.
So if you've been wondering whatthe hell is going on, that's
what's going on. And maybe it's because we're
touching on hot topics. Maybe it's because people are
from the mainstream media are starting to pay attention to
what we're doing. I hear that members of Congress
are hearing what we're saying. We don't have the biggest

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audience, but we punch way aboveour weight when it comes to
impact on this podcast. So I won't ever have the claims
like the fastest growing conservative podcast, the
greatest podcast of all time. What I'll tell you is, is that
the things we're talking about here are relevant to people who
pay attention and it's catching the eyes and the ears of people
who need to hear it. So thank you for all of you that
are listening. Here you are.
There's our chat. If you're watching on screen,

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you can see there you are folks.All of you are making this thing
real and so very appreciative for your attention span.
And I would very much appreciateif you send a copy of maybe the
Brony bomber episode to a friend.
Let them listen to it. Let them make their own mind up
because we're starting to changethe minds in the mainstream
media, even to the point where people are reaching out to me
behind the scenes. And whether they're staffers

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from, you know, a member of Congress or whether they're part
of the, you know, the main, the main contingent of the three
letter, not agencies, but three letter mainstream media outlets.
They're they're hearing what we're saying.
So we're going to talk about, let me give you, sorry, I'm that
was a bunch of administrative stuff, but we're going to talk
about a handful of topics today.So let me kind of lay them out
for you. the United States has seized an oil tanker and the FBI

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was part of it. I have no idea what that's all
about or why that would be. We'll talk about how excited
Patel was about doing a tacticalcool guy stuff.
The House has passed the National Defense Authorization
Act, which they do every year, and there's a ton of money in
there and they passed it overwhelmingly.
So we'll talk about that. Charlie Kirk's murder suspect or
the man alleged to have killed Charlie Kirk is going to make

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his first in court appearance, Ithink ever.
So we'll talk about the story there and what it means it what
it doesn't mean. Why I think it's a little bit of
a different scenario that went went on in the so-called brony
bomber case that I'm calling it now only because I just it's not
to make fun of the guy. It's more to poke fun at the
stupidity of the FBI that's goneafter it.
The Senate is now debating a healthcare thing, which is the
worst possibility. I think the government getting

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involved in Healthcare is alwaysterrible.
We're going to talk about racism.
We're going to talk about Somalis.
We're going to talk about how people who are Somali that used
to be proud of America are now not proud of America.
And the overwhelming messaging that's trying to make white
people feel bad about living in America.
I actually think that's kind of an op, a nympho op, if you will.
And I think that the people thatthey're trying to appeal to,
they're going to drive him the wrong way.
You're going to drive him into the arms of the Nick Fuentes

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types. And, you know, I think Nick
Fuentes is funny. So I'm going to play some of his
clips from Pierce Morgan, who came off like a posh British
wuss. And I don't think anybody
empathizes with that. And if you do, you're not going
to be turned away from Nick Fuentes.
If you were interested in Nick Fuentes, you might actually go
and go Nick Fuentes sounds actually kind of reasonable
compared to this idiot. So there's that.

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And then lastly, let's do Epstein stuff.
Let's do a little recap about why we have a credibility loss
for the guys that are running our main agencies.
And so whether they're seizing Venezuelan tankers or they're
trying to catch the murder of Charlie Kirk, or they're
claiming that they've got the pipe bomber right now, all of
this stuff actually goes back tothis loss of faith and trust.
That happened when Bongino and Patel stepped out in front of

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Fox News and told people he killed himself.
I've seen the video, he killed himself.
You remember that? That was all about the Epstein
file thing. So that's what's happening.
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All right, let's do today's program.
And here we go. And I had to keep my own

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counsel. I kept my own counsel yesterday.
And I took a phone call from someone that I have not said
nice things about historically because I just don't think nice
things. But I have this rule and it kind
of reminds me of what went on yesterday in our program,
talking about the mission set and forgetting what you're all
about. One of the things that I have as
a mission is to always challengemy own assumptions.
And I hope you guys are doing the same thing.

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If you believe something is trueand new evidence is presented or
you're offered new evidence to consider, consider it.
Do that thing for yourself. I always do.
I called the Ryan Reilly rule here.
I don't have a lot of like rules, but this is one of them.
This is one of my personal rulesand you guys can call it

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anything else. You know what I'm talking about.
You have a preconceived notion of someone or something.
You've got some idea of something that has been from
outside looking and you haven't personally evaluated the
situation. Usually it's people.
If I saw somebody on social media and I was like, that
person sucks. I hate them.
I don't like the way they talk. I don't like the way that they
look. I don't like what they have to

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say. I bet we couldn't agree.
I have to remember that there are people that go to my church
that if I met them on Sunday coming out of Mass, we would get
along famously. We would share the fact that we
both have kids. We all drive cars, we've got all
these problems, blah, blah, blah, and they're all similar,
whether it be affordability or whether it be housing or whether
it be grocery prices or whether it be that we're worried our

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kids are not going to have the best future.
And we look at America, we don'tsee the right road to correct it
the same way. But doggone it, we've see that
there's some things that are missing from our childhood and
we don't take those into consideration.
Maybe we just think that our assumptions are correct.
And so anyway, I, I reaffirmed the Ryan Riley rule yesterday,
which is that Ryan Riley is a guy who writes for NBC and he

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shows up on their television sometimes as well.
And Riley's Ryan's a really niceguy.
And he wrote not a particularly nice thing about me when he
first started off because he didn't know me.
And I think he's gotten to know me and, and vice versa.
And, you know, I told him the other day I was like, I've
reaffirmed the Ryan Reilly rule.And I found another person that
I'm not mad at anymore. And I should have, I should have
been more cautious about my opinion.

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And he was like, oh, so we're not exclusive, which is funny.
That's funny. People will surprise you if you
let them. So there's that.
You know what doesn't surprise me is a thirsty FBI director.
There's no other way to say it. I had another person from from a
newspaper reach out and say, yo,did Steve Friend really get
reinstated to the FBI after saying that these guys are so

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thirsty for daddy's approval or some variation thereof?
I go, yeah, he sure did. Steve Friend did.
And then in order to prove that he was correct, the thirstiest
thirsty thing happened. So I'm going to lead with the
story that we would normally putat the end of the thing, right?
Whatever's on the thumbnail is usually the last story we talk
about. That's kind of the way that we
set up the show. Doesn't have to be that way, but

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it just turns out often we are. How about this one?
The United States has seized a freaking oil tanker off the
coast of Venezuela, Trump says. Also, Cash Patel says on social
media. I saw it yesterday and I was
like, what in the what in the actual God's green earth?
Why do we have the the FBI seizing oil tankers?
And then I went like, oh, because they suck at the Epstein

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files. They grabbed the wrong guy for
the bomber case and and they look ridiculous in the way that
they were presenting the CharlieKirk murder solution.
So yeah, of course they would gograb this.
And also nothing more cool for aguy who really, really, really
wants to be a cool guy than letting the the FB is tactical
boner out of the out of its underwear.
Is that a can I say that? I think that's what I'm gonna

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say. HRT is the FB is Ferrari, and
they don't actually have a function nearly as much as we
pay for it. We pay about $40 million a year
for the Hostage Rescue Team program and they're legit studs.
So if you're a former HRT guy oryou're a current HRT guy and you
happen to be listen to this, I think you guys are studs.
I know what it takes to go through that selection.

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I've got a buddy that made it physically through Delta Force
selection. He wasn't picked up because he's
probably not the right personality type that they
wanted. There's a, there's a certain
thing, but, but he physically made it through Delta Force
selection. If you know anything about it,
go read the unit, go read some of the other stuff about it.
I can't remember what is it? Eric Haney's book?

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I think it's a pseudonymously named.
Anyway, Delta Force selection isfamously, insanely hard.
It's based on the British SAS selection, also famously hard.
An s s selection is no cakewalk as far as I can tell.
I didn't go through it, but I got friends who did.
I went through the Air Force thing and, and that wasn't
particularly easy and we washed out a lot of really capable,
super studly dudes. So I believe knowing a couple of

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HRT guys, having worked for a former HRT guy who was a Ranger
battalion officer and who was a real physical, just a freaking
stud and a humble stud at that. Like HRT is pretty awesome, but
I'm not sure what the hell they're doing other than like
everybody wants to get a fast rope in for work.
This is a dangerous thing. People die on fast ropes.

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People have died from FB. Is HRT doing fast ropes, doing
training for this kind of stuff?So why the hell they decided to
go seize this tanker? I'm kind of belaboring it only
because it's so weird. It's such a weird thing for us
to have spent our time. I feel like that may be one of
the more common words I use, buthere you go.
Here's video footage, unclassified on screen.
Black Hawk helicopter inbound toinbound to tanker.

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Ropes away and operator deployed.
There you go. 1248 night vision on.
I think this must be a dark shot.
They must be coming in at at night because you can see the
nods are down and they're takinga tanker and they're going to
show them doing a nightmarish amphibious clear.
I mean, this is what guys train for.
I mean, this is a, this is what these dudes woke up early every

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morning and did their work to get there.
And so they seized it. Well, why?
Let's just read this story because it's so strange. the
United States military along with the the FBI, the FBI refers
to the military as partners. I'm pretty sure this was mostly
a military op, but just for whatever it's worth, the FBI
does have its own Blackhawks. And you'll notice the doors on

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the Blackhawk. I don't know that I've ever been
in a military Blackhawk that haddoors or that they were
closeable. And whenever I was in an FBI
Blackhawk, they did close the doors.
So just, you know, whatever, just a little data points there.
U.S. military sees an oil tankeroff Venezuela, President Trump
told reporters on Wednesday, as his team and his administration
continues to escalate military activity in the region.
As you probably know, we seized A tanker off the coast of

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Venezuela. It was a large tanker, very
large. Largest one ever seized,
actually, that's the most DonaldTrump thing you could ever say.
It was a large tanker. How large was it?
And it was very large. In fact, the largest one ever
seized, actually. That's the quote.
It's so good. Donald Trump.
I skimmed this earlier and I didn't see that he actually said

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that. That's like he's a parody of
himself sometimes. He didn't provide any details
about the seizure, but he said it was an interesting day.
Yeah, I bet it was interesting because now we've got the FBI
director out there talking abouthow they're grabbing oil
tankers. Pam Bondi wrote something on X
Cash Patel did as well. Everybody went out there and got
a little piece of the action on this thing.
I'm just running the B roll thatthey declassified.

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This is from Cash Patel's Twitter feed for anybody who
wants to know. Hey, why do you have video
footage from the freaking tankerseizure?
That's why multiple years the the oil tanker has been
sanctioned by the United States due to its involvement in
illicit oil shipping network supporting foreign terrorist
organizations. Guys, I don't know, I mean, I'm
I'm a big fan as doing a cool fast rope exercises everybody

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and I'm pretty I'm pretty OK with just like poking other
countries as much as it matters.But like like are we doing
pirating? That's what the chat is asking
if we now stepped into the realmwhere the United States is
grabbing oil tankers as combatants and we're sending in
our Tier 1 assets from the FBI to grab it.
This is so strange. People in the video scene

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repelling from the helicopter, Iremember the United States Coast
Guard, said two officials and a law enforcement official.
Really, They claimed that this was the Maritime Security
Response Teams, elite forces whospecialize in maritime
counterterrorism and counter narcotics and are trained in
high risk boarding. OK, so why the hell is the FBI
out there talking about it? Why did I pull that from the FBI

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director's video footage feed? And I don't know, I really don't
get it. It.
It blows my mind that this is where we're at right now, but
that's where we're at. The Venezuelan foreign minister
called it a blatant theft and anact of international piracy.
I don't really care about Venezuela and I don't really
love the Venezuelan government in any way, shape or form.
But I got to, I kind of got to agree with the guy.

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He said the true reasons for theprolonged aggression against
Venezuela have been laid bare. This is not migration.
This is not drug trafficking. This is not democracy.
This is not human rights. This has always been about our
natural wealth, our oil, our energy and the resources that
belong exclusively to the Venezuelan people.
Guys, Trump administration, you're kind of making me agree

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with this guy. That's actually not a bad take.
This is coming from NBC News that I'm seeing right here, but
good Lord. And this is in the wake of them
bombing boats, which hard for meto be particularly interested
one way or another about the theVenezuelan drug traffickers.
But grabbing an oil tanker is kind of a next level move, even
if it's the big. Let me go back and read this

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quote again. It's so good.
It was a large tanker, very large, actually.
Largest one ever seized. Actually.
You could see Trump doing the hand pumpkin thing that Steve
Friend always talks about, you know, and he's like kind of
excited. He goes like small pumpkin, big
pumpkin. How big is the pumpkin?
This was a very big pumpkin, thelargest oil tanker.

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So we've LED off with a goofy story and it feels bad and like,
why are they doing this? Really seriously?
Why are they doing this stuff right now?
For me, it goes to this story, the Epstein story, the story
about where's the files and day one, And even before Cash Patel
was read in, I saw someone actually quoted a Charlie Kirk
tweet of all things from February 17th of 2025.

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And Kirk had the letter from PamBondi to the incoming, not yet
sworn in Cash Patel. And she was talking about the
New York field office and how the FBI continues to exist in
the same format. And they've only given her 200
pages and she's looking for the whole thing.
And then they came in and we're like, got it.
OK. Now the guy's got confirmed.
February 17th, 2025, Kyle Sterfen.

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I'm still in the Patel camp. I'm a little bit nervous though,
because I've seen some of the ways that he's been acting.
And he didn't pick my deputy director.
Didn't have to be mine, but he didn't pick a deputy director.
That made sense. And then and then we get this
stuff. And this is right after they got
in there. They were like, hey, what would
be the best way that I can tank my credibility with the American
people? Perhaps what I could do is go in

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I'm saying exactly the opposite of what I said on podcast for
the last decade. Right, my comments were clear.
I'm not paid for my opinions anymore.
I work for the taxpayer now. I'm paid on evidence.
That's it. The evidence we have in our
files clearly indicates that it was in fact the suicide.
We do have video. It's not the greatest video in
the world. I don't want to set expectations
on fire. However, the video does show in

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that specific block that he goesin, made a phone call, you'll
see 12 hours of guards go in andbasically check on them, come
back. You'll see no one really comes
out in that Bay in that area, then him, there's no one in
there. When you combine that with the
other evidence where we will be releasing in the coming weeks,
we're still finalizing some of the products.

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I think it's pretty clear. I think it's pretty clear that
when you talk about the videos and the way that they're
finalized and the way that the FBI, what they mean is they're
going to edit them so that they look like this, which looks like
a guy from a 1970s video. This is the pipe bomber.
Maybe adjusting a bra strap, I don't know, sitting there at the
bench getting ready to drop off the pipe bomb.

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We're told that's 7:52 PM outside the DNC, which is at
Canal St. SE and South Capitol St.
SE. Weird.
You'll notice that there's also a shot of the road at the top of
this video. This is a loop to video, so
you're going to see it a few times.
And what you don't see is a lot of traffic, right?
There's just not a lot of cars driving around at 8-8 ish PM on

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January 5th, 2021. This is mid COVID.
And so we're supposed to believethat a black autistic guy who
wears headphones for a sensory issues was voluntarily wearing a
duck billed mask and A and A anda a baseball cap and a tight
fitting hoodie that's not loose fitting.
And I was wearing some premium Nike astroturf shoes that are in

(24:46):
the same colors as a particular professional soccer team that
comes out of Columbus, OH. And then and then was also maybe
adjusting his shoulder, he was doing the shoulder adjustment or
maybe he was adjusting his bra strap, which would be weird for
a man to be wearing a bra strap and be way more reasonable for a
female to be adjusting a bra strap.
It'd be way more feasible for someone who wore those shoes to

(25:07):
be like an athletic type person.Doesn't really move like an
autistic person. Showed this video to a neighbor
on the street. Direct quote.
I've never seen Cole move like that.
It seems like when you hear Dan Bongino talking about we got to
get this video prepped out to put it out to you, are you going
to downgrade the, the the footage?

(25:28):
Are you going to just leave out like a minute or two, like where
it's really critical so that people can ask more questions?
Yeah, they did, right. The Epstein story, it's like,
what did he say? He said I'm paid for facts and
not my opinion. One would think that he has hard
facts. Then he releases a video that
crushes his credibility. Do you think he reviewed all
that video? I don't remember, this is how it

(25:51):
started. Listen, that Jeffrey Epstein
story is a big deal. Please do not let that story go.
Keep your eye on this Catherine Rumbler.
I want you. We need to keep the heat on this
case, folks. There are a lot of people who
are knee deep in the Washington swamp who are not telling you
the truth about serious allegations out there that

(26:13):
Epstein may have had video and audio of people out there doing
things they shouldn't have been doing.
And you should be asking yourself the question, how is it
that all these people, the CIA director, the Obama fixer, Bill
Clinton, all intersected past with Jeffrey Epstein?
Jeffrey Epstein isn't with us anymore, and nobody seems to
want to talk about it outside ofa few entrepreneurial media

(26:36):
outlets saying, hey, this is a big deal.
He killed himself again. You want me to get I've, I've,
I've seen the whole file. He killed himself.
The energy differential, there again, I've highlighted it to
Alex Jones, I'm highlighting it to you.
When people feel confident aboutwhat they say, then they speak
comfortably and they just say from their heart or they say

(26:56):
from their mind and they, they reach into the fact patterns
that they're holding on to and they address them.
Could be opinion. Some of it's going to be fact.
Kind of a mixed bag, right? That's how normal people talk.
Some things, you know, are the things that I am interpreting
from the evidence that we can all agree is out there.
And then there's people who are doing corporate talking points.
I, I watched not as much Dan Bongino show as many of you did.

(27:19):
By the way, I love this picture.Somebody created this with croc
or something like that. It's the bug eyes and the, the
weird thing and, and the story is, and the reason why this is
relevant again today. Thirsty videos of grabbing a
tanker. We're going to get the alleged
Charlie Kirk assassin in court for the first time in person,
which many people have a lot of feelings about, but I don't
think they're based on the actual story.

(27:39):
So we'll kind of hit that for a bit.
And then pipe bomber thing is ongoing.
And now here's where it all started as far as the the
questions, which is that what the hell was going on with the
Jeffrey Epstein D classification?
Why did you guys come out day one?
That was the claim. Patel Bongino guys beat this
drum. They rode that wave all the way
into that job. And then they actually acted
very, very differently. We all saw it.

(28:02):
I mean, we all saw that change in energy.
The only time that I saw that change in energy was when I saw
Dan Bongino do ad reads. Can I say this in a not mean
way? I didn't believe Dan Bongino's
ad reads. I don't know if you guys believe
mine or not, but like, I actually use these stuff and I
actually do like it. And like here it is like I've,
I've actually got the bag like hanging out right here.

(28:24):
Our next sponsor is, is Patriot coolers.
Or there's one sitting on the desk here.
Like I use them all the time. Like I go looking for them.
I'm like, honey, honey, where's the lid for the screw on top for
the 20 oz, Which one? The Gray 1, You know, like I, I
use these things. This is like this, the stuff I
like. If you know anything about me in
real life. And there are people in this
chat that do and there's people that listen to this that have
met me and you guys know when itdoesn't matter whether you're

(28:46):
one of my friends dads because some of you all listen, or
whether you're, you know, my dad's friends as you all listen,
you guys know like I'm a gear nut, like I'll walk around and
like I'll see some complete stranger and I'll be like, Hey,
have you seen this? Check out this high speed
trigger on this rifle. Oh, does it scare you that I'm
holding a rifle? Sorry, I get excited about the
stuff that I'm that I'm pumping.I never felt like that about Dan

(29:06):
budget. He's like, I'm eating this
cereal. It's like a grown up version of
tricks. It was really awkward and he
would go from like, OK, guys, Can you believe there's things
happening? And then he would go, let's talk
about this thing that is really,really taken by soul because
I've got to hawk this thing thatI don't like.
Have you ever thought about thisweird windshield wiper
treatment? I use them in Florida because it
rains here or like whatever it was.

(29:27):
I remember hearing his ads that I made went like, bro, you're
not selling it. You're not selling it because
you're not enthusiastic about it.
I never would work for a companyto sell a product that I didn't
get excited about selling. I used to sell these chairs.
This is actually all relevant. I think I used to sell these
chairs, the ones that are sitting behind me.
This is a human scale high back freedom chair designed by Neil

(29:48):
Different. I still know that I sold them on
my last chair in 2005. So it's 20 years since I sold
these chairs and I still buy them for myself.
Does that tell you anything? I mean, I, I just, I don't sell
things I don't believe in. I would still buy a Dell
computer if I was going to go build a computer like that.
But I'm an Apple guy at this point, so I don't have any

(30:10):
problem with Dell though. And I used to sell Dell
computers. I sold 20 plus $1,000,000 worth
of Dell computers and equipment.I cannot sell things that I
don't care about, that I don't think are interesting.
I don't do it. And I watched that attitude.
I watched that energy level shift and so did you guys, which
is why people aren't buying the news story.

(30:31):
It started off with Epstein killed himself, and people went
like, wait, where? Where did that one guy go?
And then it moves on and it moves on to the thing where they
go. We're pretty sure we got the
right guy for Tyler Robinson. And I think maybe they do, I
really do. But I don't think they sold it
very well. And I think they shouldn't have
anything to do with it. Because if you were smart, you'd
say I'm the deputy director. I was friends with this guy.

(30:53):
I, by policy and just by professionalism, I've got to
excuse myself. I'm going to recuse myself from
this investigation and I'll havenothing to do with it 'cause I'm
not going to endanger the prosecution of somebody who may
have killed my friend. I told you that at the time.
I'm telling you it again. And now we're back to this and
I'm going to play this clip again.
I think I've played it three times in the show.

(31:14):
And I'm not trying to be a jerk.I'm telling you that when Dan
Bongino gives us a tip that he'snot saying things that he
totally believes in. He tries to, he tries to steal
Mannet with an appeal to authority.
I'm I'm borrowing for my buddy Viva now.
Steele manning the argument to make it stronger, to try to find
the strongest position. What he does cash Patel is a

(31:34):
different tell. Patel's tell is very clear.
What he says is would I lie to you if this thing were true?
Would I act this way? And it's like, well, we don't
freaking know you. And you seem like a dishonest
jerk. You just signed a big deal with
Qatar. Did you guys know that?
We'll cover that maybe tomorrow.You signed a big deal with Qatar

(31:54):
and you took money from Qatar for years.
That seems kind of weird. You just went over to Chinese
and you hung out there and you signed a deal that they're going
to stop doing fentanyl. And you claimed you saved 10s of
thousands of American lives. And the Chinese apparently gave
you like $5,000,000 worth of stock from this Chinese thing in
a holding company that lives outin the Cayman Islands.
Like that's pretty weird. So you're asking a question.
I'll turn around. I don't know the answer.

(32:16):
Do you know the answer? Stop asking me questions that I
can't answer, dude. Pongino's is different.
He does appeal to an authority and he steel man's his argument
with the following. I used to be a different guy
because he knows that he said different things.
He's not dumb, but he is stuck. So how do you explain away your

(32:37):
previous positions? Probably the same way you did if
you're a White House spokesperson.
If you're a White House spokesperson, you're Jen Psaki,
if you're Ginger Gurbles, right?Or if you're if you're Scishow
Bob, AKA Korean Jean Pierre. They both were like cartoon
characters. I mean, they're both were like
cartoon characters. So you're that OK?

(33:00):
I don't think the current one isany different.
They're all just the you're a mouthpiece.
You know that You're a paid mouthpiece.
That's what you're going to do. Then you've got to actually
compartmentalize like, well, that's my professional persona
and my real persona is this. Dan has to do the opposite.
His real persona was podcast Dan, and we all know it because
when he talked about it, he spoke like you and I do.
He used his hands, right? He gesticulated.

(33:22):
That's how you do it. That's how people go, oh, that's
convincing and believable. That is the way that normal
people talk about things, especially our friends who are
animated from New York. I've got friends in New York,
you pick up the phone and they're like, they're cartoon
characters and they're fun and you want to talk to them.
My buddy Charlie Ray, his actualname, Charlie Ray, and I can
never say it without that. It's Charlie Ray, right?

(33:43):
Charlie Ray is a character. What he picks up the phone.
It's always going to be fun. It's always going to be amusing.
Dan Bongino show was kind of like that.
And then you've got this guy on Hannity and what he says is I
used to get paid for my opinion and now I get paid for fax.
He said the same thing on the Epstein Hold on watch.
My comments were clear. I'm not paid for my opinions
anymore. I work for the taxpayer now.
I'm paid on evidence. That's it.

(34:04):
OK, I'm paid on evidence. That's the same as saying I'm
paid on fax. Here he is on Hannity doing the
exact same routine Epstein. Same story, pipe bomber, same
story, same argument, same appeal to Strong.
You know, Strong Manning or steel manning with this weird
appeal to authority. You know, I don't know if you
remember this, This is before you became the deputy FBI
director. You, you put a post on X right

(34:26):
after this happened and you saidthere's a massive cover up
because the person that planted those pipe bombs, they don't
want you to know who it is because it's either a connected
anti Trump insider or an inside job.
You said that, you know, long before you even thought of as
deputy FBI director. Yeah, that's why I said to you

(34:48):
this investigation's just begun.We are pretty comfortable.
We have our guy I think is the again legal process starts to
surface and information. Nobody talks like that.
That's called distancing language.
Can we agree on that? Pretty, pretty comfortable.
We got our guy and we're pretty comfortable we got our guy.
I've seen the video. I've been briefed on every

(35:11):
nugget and ton tendril, buddy. That's not convincing.
And you know it's not convincingwhen when Sean Hannity is
reading his tweet, Bongino lookscloser to the the cartoon
picture that we have on the screen right now.
He looks like he's getting readyfor one of those.
What is the what is the slapping?
The slapping thing, there's a sport Power Slap or something

(35:31):
like that that Rumble does, which is a weird sport where
dudes stand and they hold still and they get prepared to just
like receive like some monstrousslap from some huge Russian guy
with a big beard that slaps people for a living.
Like that's a weird sport. I don't, I know exactly why men
want to watch that, because I would watch it if I were seeing
it live. But that's what Dan looks like.

(35:52):
He looks like he's about to get a Power Slap and he's got to
deal with it. He's coming right at him and
he's like, here comes the Power slap from my friend.
Oh, it's coming from my friend Jean Hannity on Fox of all
places. No, How come you said this thing
and now you don't say what you used to?
It's so hard, it's hard to watch.

(36:13):
For whatever it's worth, I used to actually have friends when I
was in the military that would do something similar to the slap
game. They called it the Stuntman
Stinger. They'd go find a pretty girl and
they would ask them to do a shotwith them and the stuntman
Stinger version of it. This is really dumb, but you
guys might as well know. These are the kind of friends
that I have. They would get a shot at tequila
and the game was is that you would do the tequila shot

(36:34):
basically all to the face. You guys know the stuntman
Stinger. This is something that you're
going to see your college sons come home with for Christmas.
Sorry about this, but this is out there especially.
Oh, and forget your college sons.
If you have like an enlisted guyson, they're coming home with
the stuntman Stinger. The stuntman Stinger is as
follows. You have to get a shot at
tequila. You take the salt and there's

(36:55):
the like the lemon or the lime, right?
A citrus and the Stuntman Stinger game is, is you lean
back and you open up your eye and you throw some salt in your
eye, which is retarded. And then you open up the other
eye and then you squeeze like the lemon of the lime in your
eye. Then you take the shot and then
a pretty girl hits you across the face.
And my friends used to do this. And it's absolutely like, it's

(37:16):
riveting stuff to watch. Kind of like Power Slap, kind of
like watching Dan Bongino go on Fox right now.
Have we made enough fun of this?OK, let's talk about the Epstein
thing real quick. And then we're going to do a
sponsor. I'm having way too much fun this
morning. All right.
New York judge orders release ofJeffrey Epstein, grand jury
records from the 2019 case. Remember, why was Jeffrey
Epstein in prison? So that he could kill himself.

(37:38):
Oh, yeah. They rearrested him.
So there's been this argument ongoing.
Like, oh, like, it was this old case.
It's from 2007 to 2008. Like, there's not any of that
stuff. Like, yeah, well, the FBI got
involved then, and it was a state case.
And then for whatever reason, under Donald Trump, round one,
they arrested him again. And then Cash Patel went out in
front of Congress and he was like, yeah, he trafficked to

(37:58):
himself. And they're like, wait, what?
And Massey's going over here going like, excuse me, Sir, did
you just say that? He trafficked to nobody?
He was trafficking women to himself.
And all the names and all the lists and all the things and all
the podcasts and all the his black book and all that other
stuff that you guys were bullshitting about for years and
years and years. Like that's all not real.
And they're like, I've seen the video.

(38:19):
He killed himself and everyone'slike credibility problem.
You know what you do for a credibility problem?
Go seize an oil tanker. Maybe we could send some fast
roping cool guys in that looks they got night vision on guys.
You know what? I realize it's not HRT because
HRT has Pano night vision and those guys had vinos.
That's how nerdy I am. I just realized that watching
that, that little video again, all right, in my head.

(38:41):
Federal judge in New York on Wednesday granted Justice
Department request to unsealed grand jury records in Jeffrey
Epstein's 2019 sex trafficking case.
The odds of this having everything very, very low?
You don't have to put everythingin front of a grand jury.
You just need probable cause, which is a low standard, OK?
The move comes a day after a separate judge ordered the
release of the grand jury records related to Gillian

(39:03):
Maxwell in order. In his order, this guy, Richard
Berman, US District Court judge,cited the law that Congress
passed in the last month that required DOJ to release all the
records and called the language clear.
The Language Act is clear. This was the Tom Massie push.
This is the one that initially started off on the wrong side of
Donald Trump and MGG got on the wrong side.

(39:23):
And then we turn it around and OK, so the language is clear.
And he says, quote, the court hereby grants the government's
motion in accordance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
For all you people that don't like Tom Massey, this was his
thing with the unequivocal rightof Epstein victims to have their
identity and their privacy protected.

(39:45):
He said. Four page ruling, not very long,
pretty straightforward. That's what you'd expect.
And of course, you're going to protect victim privacy.
What was interesting is the Demswere kind of making this shift
at one period in time a couple weeks back where they were
talking about the people who were associated with and may be
named in the files were actuallyvictims themselves, even though
they may have settled some sort of lawsuits and signed some NDA

(40:06):
and stuff. So that was kind of a weird
little kind of push and it's kind of gone away, at least as
far as the the main coverage of it.
He said that he agreed with the attorneys for the Epstein
survivors who wrote to the courtthat the disclosure cannot come
at the expense of privacy, safety and protection of sexual
abuse and sex trafficking victims.
And again, FBI Director Underoath punishable by perjury,

(40:32):
that's a felony, got out and said he trafficked to himself.
So I guess we'll see some things.
Anyone else think that this is like going to reveal all things
and now we'll know all the Epstein stuff?
Does anybody think that I'll just watch the chap it up?
The odds are probably probably not.
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All right, so that's that for sponsors.
Let's keep on going. I've got some more fun stuff
here. We're not done yet.
We are having a lot of fun. Should we do this one?
This is a good story. How about the House which passed
the NDAA? I've got a list of the
amendments that failed that Tom Massey put in.
For all of you Tom Massey haterslike Tom Massey, what have you

(42:59):
ever done for me? Can I bring something up to you?
I'm not even sure that I've got it on the slide, so I may just
have to open it up and see. Doggone it, where did I put this
thing? There it is.
Tom Massey. We're going to read his
potential amendments to this act.
First, we'll just say the House passed it.
It's a $900 billion. We spent almost a trillion

(43:21):
dollars on National Defense. You guys know that the the whole
crew, both in the House and in the Senate, we're trying to pass
it before the end of the year. The legislation, which sets
lawmakers defense priorities andauthorizes spending levels for
the Defense Department, AKA the War Department and national
security programs, cleared the lower chamber with a bipartisan
vote of 213 to 112. As you see on the screen.

(43:43):
So that's a, that's a resoundingwin.
Everybody's on board except the people who aren't.
Final hours before passage were not without some drama as Mike
Johnson struggled to maintain control of his fractious
majority. Always that I think the midterms
are going to be a bloodbath. That's just me. 5 minutes.
Procedural vote stretched into an hour as a handful of
conservatives voted against advancing the measure and a few

(44:05):
moderate Republicans withheld their vote, setting the bill up
for potential failure. But the holdouts ultimately came
around. It wasn't even close.
And it advanced with conservatives saying they've
assured they've secured assurances on their priorities.
It's 3086 pages long. It's freaking 3000, almost 3100

(44:26):
pages long. And it gives us $291 billion.
These are just like made-up numbers at this point.
I mean, I'm just telling you, like if someone, I used to work
in finance and we'd have hundreds of thousands of dollars
and millions of dollars. And that's pretty hard for a
regular person to kind of even fathom like what that is.
Because you look at your own housing accounts and you're
like, Nope, hundreds of dollars,yes, thousands of dollars, yes,

(44:46):
hundreds of thousands of dollars.
House payment, like the whole house.
That's how you're shopping. How many people are making
$100,000 anything during the year outside of a, a new home?
Maybe you bought like a really expensive car, and then these
guys are out there doing billions of dollars, like orders
of magnitude beyond what any of us can fathom, $291 billion for

(45:09):
operations and maintenance, $234billion for military personnel
and healthcare, $162 billion forprocurement.
That's new stuff they're going to buy.
You guys wonder where some of the advancements come in this
world, $146 billion in research and development, Oh my God.

(45:31):
And $54 billion for military construction and nuclear
programs. So there you have it, 900 B
billion. The lead up was marred by GOP
infighting as Elise Stefanik wascriticizing Mike Johnson,
accusing him of blocking a provision that would require the
FBI to notify Congress when it opens counterintelligence
investigations into candidates running for office.

(45:53):
Well, we can't have that. We cannot limit the power of the
FBI. Of course, it always comes back
to you guys. Wonder why we have the FBI
featured. I've never in my life, and maybe
it's because I do it for a living now and maybe it's
because I used to work for the FBI, so my brain is tuned to it,
but man, I've never seen the FBIin the news so often ever.
I'm in my mid 40s and I don't remember this being a thing.

(46:15):
Anyway, here's Tom Massey's versions.
In fact, actually, you know what?
Should we just put this on the screen in some way?
Let me find a way to put this onfor you because I actually think
this is pretty good. Let's go through them on screen
and see if I can stretch it a little bit, see what we could
do. It won't be perfect.
It's not going to be perfect, but it's going to be OK.
And, and what's the stretch? There's the stretch thing.

(46:35):
Oh, awesome. OK, it actually worked.
Here we go, folks. Listen, I have standards here.
We can't just be throwing randomthings up there.
But I was able to stretch this into the spot where it's
supposed to fit. Let's read some of Tom Massey's
ideas #1 Prohibit the use of funds to query foreign
intelligence information collected under FISA 7O2 against
US person identifiers. Prohibit the NSA and the CIA

(46:58):
from using funds to mandate or request private entities to
modify products to enable electronic surveillance, except
as authorized under the Communications Assistance for
Law Enforcement Act. That sounds great.
I'm I'm 100% behind an amendmentthat's not going to go.
Repeal the Smith Munn Modernization Act of 2013 by
restoring statutory protections and prohibitions against

(47:18):
domestic dissemination of State Department and United States
Agency for Global Media, AKA theBroadcast Board of Governors.
They're a weird group. Informational materials
restricting. So they don't want domestic
propaganda. Yeah, that doesn't sound like we
can do that either. Prohibit the transfer of Mark
80, four 2000 LB bombs to Israel.
Strike extensions of the UkraineSecurity Assistance Act.

(47:42):
In other words, get rid of them.Takes it out of the out of the
line items. Strike funding for the overseas
humanitarian disaster. Civic aid programs costing
taxpayers over $100 million. Sounds reasonable.
I'm America only. There we go.
Strike foreign aid from the Taiwan Security Cooperation
addictive. Strike foreign aid from Iraq,
Lebanon, Jordan, Kurdish forces and Syrian groups.

(48:05):
Oh, this is like a very America First kind of position.
This is this guy, you guys. Why?
This is why I like Tom Massey. Just so you know.
Strike $500 million with a missile defense foreign aid to
Israel. Strike continuation of foreign
aid funding to Iraqi security forces as well as other
military, paramilitary and security forces in Iraq.
Strike foreign aid funding from Israel's anti tunneling

(48:25):
cooperation and the US Israel cooperation to counter unmanned
systems which cost the American taxpayer $150 million.
Prohibit assistance to Israel, prohibit assistance to Ukraine.
For all of you guys that are notMassey guys, this is the stuff
that he does. He says these are reasons that
we should not support and if we're going to have this huge
ass bill, let's at least curtailit and make it toward part of

(48:47):
the things that Americans shouldcare about.
I don't think that's unreasonable.
I mean, call me crazy, but like we're doing $900 billion and
hundreds of millions of it will go into places.
And then and he gets he gets hated on by the the MAGA people
because Donald Trump is status quo guy.
He's a 90s Democrat. I'm just saying to hear to hear

(49:09):
that and watch people react. Tom Massey's a traitor.
It's like there's a reason why that guy keeps getting voted
back in and he doesn't have to worry.
I don't think about his primary because he actually is holding
that quote UN quote, America first.
How about the America only position?
It's closer to that than anybodyelse.
All right, let's do Charlie Kirkstuff because that's weird.
This is this is something that many of you may not know.

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I think many of you may not knowthis, the Charlie Kirk
assassination situation is that most of you have no idea what
was actually argued in the document.
If you've listened to this program and you're a diligent
listener and you listen maybe like like our chat moderator
Rose Lopez does. If you listen like Rose, then
you might have notes on this. And so you know for a fact that
we've covered this, but we went through the probable cause

(49:52):
statement and I don't care to doit all the time.
And and I wanted to speak kind of more broadly about the quote
UN quote Internet people doing Charlie Kirk murder,
assassination investigations. I cannot tell you how many
weirdo clips, whether it be Candace Owens or my buddy Ryan
Mada or other people that don't make any sense to me.
And they go new information has emerged in the Charlie Kirk

(50:13):
investigation. Dear friends, with all of the,
with all of the grace and humility of my rule, the Ryan
Riley rule that some of us we don't know in person, and I
don't want to be mean to you forwithout knowing you, you're not
investigating the murder of Charlie Kerr.
You think you are, but you have no idea what you're doing.
You don't have access to any of the actual evidence.

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You certainly don't have access to do the number of interviews
that the Bureau did. The people who are actually
interviewed that have any kind of substantial information have
been placed under a gag order bythe state.
And if you think that they're going to talk to you in that
way, you're out of your freakingminds.
So what you're doing is you're speculating and you're trotting
on and you're you're essentiallymonetizing the death of someone

(50:55):
that many of you consider to be a friend.
Charlie Kirk was not my friend. I didn't know him.
I met him maybe 2 times and grand total of 45 seconds.
And I didn't agree with a lot ofthe things that Charlie Kirk
said, but I did appreciate the way that he did it.
Does that make sense? I didn't like the way that he
necessarily lived. It's not my thing.
He's much more flashy. You know, we chose very

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different types of spouses and things like this, right?
And I don't necessarily think the way that he went about stuff
was the way that I would go about it.
But like, that's America. You're allowed to do that.
I think it's atrocious that somebody thought it was OK to
kill a man who's a father because they didn't agree with
his words. I think it's insane.
And so of course, that struck everybody.
And people acted very differently after it happened.
Some people went, this is hellish.

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This is a hellish scenario. This is something that has not
existed since the 60s, maybe the70s.
And my generation grew up without political assassinations
of people because of their words, generally speaking.
So that affected people differently.
And some people snapped and theywere like, I can't actually put

(51:58):
this into the world that I live in.
So it must be my favorite, whatever it is, confirmation
bias. And so they went down these wild
rabbit holes of which there is not going to be enough evidence
to substantiate. And I know it's not because the
defense is just now today, this is coming back to the story for
the first time, going to put this guy in the courtroom
because there's so much. They haven't even been able to

(52:19):
have a probable cause hearing. Do you guys realize he hasn't
even entered in a plea yet? This is Tyler Robinson we're
talking about who's on the screen.
And I, I get it. I've talked to people who also
like, look at it and they're like, you know, the probable
cost statement kind of argues that he's got a gun down his
pants. Yep, that's hard.
I talked to Clint Russell about it the other day.
I think it was a very reasonableconversation.
My default instinct is I don't see anything that is

(52:43):
incompatible with reality so far.
And I'm more than happy to do what Tucker Carlson said in a
video that he released on X the other day.
One of you guys tagged me on it.Tucker Carlson said something
very simple. He said, I like the people that
are involved in this. And again, some of the people
that are involved in saying someof these like, quote, UN quote,
like, you know, whatever investigations, I like them.
I like Ryan Madda. I think Brian is really a

(53:04):
lovable guy. If you guys don't know this,
like Ryan was our producer here.I think he's nuts sometimes.
Like, tell him to his face. I'm like, hey, dude, you're
retarded. And he'll be like, whatever.
Yeah, I am, you could be that. We don't have to be mad at each
other, and I'm not. I'm not even mad at Kate as
Owens, although I think it's a lot grosser there 'cause she's
been making every single podcast, from what I can tell,
for weeks and weeks, if not months, about the death of her

(53:27):
friend. And she's just coming up with
these. Like she's going down into
places that don't make any senseand she hasn't seen all the
evidence. And neither of you, and neither
have I and neither have my friends who work in the FBI, to
be totally fair. Tyler Robinson, the man accused
of killing a conservative activist, Charlie Kirk, is said
to make his first in court appearance on Thursday.
Ever we broke this out the otherday on the on the the Liberty

(53:48):
Lockdown podcast. Those you've come here from
there. Thanks for joining us.
Appreciate you guys from YouTube.
The deal is is that people don'tunderstand how the justice
system even works, even though we all pay for it.
There are two ways that you get brought into the system. 1 is by
criminal complaint or information.
That's the way that Tyler Robinson was brought in.
That is the way, for whatever it's worth, Brian Cole junior

(54:09):
was brought in a complaint or information.
They are, they're kind of interchangeable terms.
There's a, there's a probable cause statement, an affidavit
that says these are the things that happened and these pieces
of evidence, which we're not going to present you all the
evidence or all the we're not going to give you like all the
exhibits, but we have the evidence is what they're
swearing to. And when you look at it, you're
going to be able to go, OK, fine.

(54:30):
Because of the things that you presented and sworn are true,
there is probable cause to believe, which means it's more
likely than not. It's not the highest burden
there is to convict. We need something way bigger
beyond a reasonable doubt. No reasonable person could doubt
it. I'm going to tell you off off
off cuff right here. We have enough.
And I shared this with Brian Cole's mom last night.

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We have enough to give reasonable doubt to jurors in
Washington, DC and probably to every member of this audience
because I did it to a random person that is a good friend of
mine. And I made a presentation and
he's like not guilty. And I've made the presentation
to two FBI agents, you know, retired.
They both said not guilty, that I think that we have enough to

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be able to acquit. Because it won't be the burden
of probable. It won't be the burden of a
reasonable doubt. When we're talking about it,
there's two ways you get into the system, information or or
indictment. Indictment means you go in front
of a grand jury. The grand jury process is very
specific. You go in there as an agent, as
a law enforcement officer. You sit down at a chair.

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You're in front of like this sort of like stadium seating
room of people, and they all have the ability to ask you
questions after the prosecutor or the United States Attorney or
the delegate thereof. So the Assistant United States
Attorney comes in and asks you to lay out the case, and you do
it. So you say these are the facts
and this is the person. And This is why we believe this
is it. And then here's some evidence.
So you show some evidence. You may show some cell phone
pings. You may show a map.

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You may show some video, OK. You may have pictures of a gun.
You may have some lab report that you read from that tells
you what the lab said about DNA or fingerprint analysis or
whatever. So you testify on behalf of the
the investigative agency and theprosecuting agency gets to ask
you questions. And then the people get to ask
you questions. The grand jury members, they're
sitting out there, they're up intheir seats.

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There's a fore person who's the leader and then there's all the
regular people in there and they're all gathered in and they
ask you questions and then you leave and they may have other
witnesses or not. And at the end of it, those
regular people ask, are asked the question, is there probable
cause? Here's the statement.
Here's what the what the crime is and here's what the elements
of the crime have to be. Do you believe that there's

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enough evidence to proceed forward with prosecution and
they give you a yes or a no? And if everybody says yes, then
you get what's called a true bill and that results in
indictment. And if they say no, you get no
bill. And I talked to people who have
never seen a no bill because when the federal government
brings a case, that's how it works.
And in this case, I think generally speaking, it will

(56:59):
probably go that way. But he hasn't even entered in a
plea yet, people. So he kicked this down the line.
This is Tyler Robinson's representatives and his his
attorneys. They kicked it down the line and
they cited the voluminous natureof discovery.
I want to tie something in for you because that's what's going

(57:20):
to happen to this guy, Brian Caldwell.
They're not connected cases. Let's be real.
One of them was a five year longmanhunt made by the FBI with a
half $1,000,000 reward and in theory, thousands of interviews,
hundreds of thousands of items and documents and pieces of
evidence from the technical collection side of it, hundreds
of potential suspects when it came to the other pings and a

(57:43):
connection to January 6th, whichis a politically motivated case
in a very specific way, like it leaned really aggressively one
way. And of course we've had a pardon
of all the people that were associated with January 6th.
So that's one case. The Charlie Kirk assassination
thing is a straightforward murder as far as anything else
goes. For all the talk of conspiracy
and there may be people involvedin a conspiracy and I'm open to
finding out what that is, but ithasn't been presented yet in a

(58:05):
way that I can look at it and go, obviously that's credible
information. It could be an online conspiracy
of people who agreed to help. It could be people who helped
radicalize shoot. I mean, it could just as easily
be the freaking FBI going out there.
This is just a possibility, not a probability yet, but the the
possibility that somebody went out there and said, you know,
you have this weird sexual proclivity, you're having some
doubts and some questions. You've got political animus

(58:27):
against this guy and we're goingto motivate you forward because
it benefits us. And then you had a Broken Arrow
situation. Broken arrows when you like lose
track of the weapon, right? So that's a real possibility.
Maybe, maybe that's what happened with Tyler Robinson.
But they found him in 33 hours after the killing.
And the Brian Cole scenario, we're talking about five years.

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They're going to do the same thing.
They've done the same thing to both of these suspects and
they've done the same thing to both of their attorneys and
their legal team. So you guys have to understand,
they dumped discovery on these people in not a way that is easy
to handle. They don't make it easy, which
also sucks. I don't like this.
I think this is not a fair system.
But the chat up here for you guys to hear too, not that you

(59:09):
can't hear normally, but just soyou guys can respond as well and
be on the screen and you can register your thoughts.
Here's the issue. If I have let's say 186 cell
phone pings and they are they are anonymized by phone number.
I can redact all the phone numbers or whatever it is and I
can put them all or I have to unredact them and I'll dump 186
people's multi year cell phone records on you as one single

(59:31):
exhibit in discovery. If I'm DOJ and I don't want you
to be having this easy, I can dump to you 39,000 video files
and say inside of this collection of 39,000 video
files, we found the thing that we believe was useful.
Go find it yourself. Good luck.

(59:52):
Figure out how to use the system, figure out how to come
in and use the consoles. You can only come into the FBI
space to be able to use it. You have to make an appointment
to do so. All right, that's not fair.
That is not fair process. I don't care who you are and I
don't like it and I don't like that the FBI does it and I
wouldn't like it when I was still in the FBI.
I think it's it's shitty. If you've got a great case, then
give them everything exactly theway that you have it and the way

(01:00:14):
that you plan on presenting it. That's the right way to do it.
That's the honest and American system that we believe that you
have a right to see. And if the state's got you,
they've got you because you did it.
But if they've got you or they're going to make it look
really, really hard for anybody else to come after you, that is
not OK. It is not acceptable for you to
present evidence in an unethicalway that puts a huge burden

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because you've had five years toinvestigate it.
Or maybe you have an $11 billionagency that's backing you up.
The FBI is a secondary agency that is supporting state law
enforcement. In the Charlie Kirk scenario,
Tyler Robinson is being prosecuted by the state.
And you've got an $11 billion federal agency behind it that's

(01:00:57):
willing to help out. That's, that's certainly more
than than the Utah Bureau of Investigation has, or maybe even
the county or the the prosecutors there.
So you've got massive resources behind you.
And then you've got this guy whomaybe has a public defender or
has some appointed people. Same story in Brian Cole's case.
They've got someone who stepped up who's not a public defender,

(01:01:19):
but but essentially is doing so as far as I can tell, like in a
pro bono way. Here's the difference for Brian
Cole. I am not OK with that.
And we've got people coming fromthe Blazes team, coming from the
Internet team that's kind of been looking at this case for
five years because former federal investigators who've

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been looking at this case for five years, we are going to
bring to bear the same five years worth of scrutiny and
awareness and examination of evidence.
We're going to bring that to bear to a guy who just found out
he was on the radar. And today, yesterday, last week,
whatever it was when they arrested him, right?
They just got him on December 4th.
So a week ago, he suddenly went from zero to I have to defend my

(01:02:02):
life and try to prove that I didn't do this because they're
going to try to prove that they that I did.
And we're giving him a jump start, which is what we're
offering. It's what I offered to his
mother the other day when I spoke to her.
I said, listen, we have evidencethat I think is already
exculpatory. Like we could stop doing the
work right now. You can take it to trial
tomorrow. And I think the FBI would be
absolutely screwed. They would get nowhere with this
prosecution, certainly not in DCwhere you're going to have like

(01:02:24):
a decent number of black people on the jury and you're going to
set up this guy, this black autistic dude, you're going to
try to take him down. How about this?
Is this a perfect map? No.
Is this what the FBI's map lookslike?
It is not. But let me just show you again,
this is the ping map. And there's obviously way more
than this, but each of these sectors that you're seeing on
the screen, Should we plug Spotify since this is a visual?

(01:02:45):
You actually really need this, folks.
Go to go to kyleseraphinshow.com.
I mentioned it earlier in the show where you guys can find how
our one show disappeared. Kyle, seraphinshow.com is how
you get here. OK, from support what we're
doing, if you're so inclined, ifyou think that justice matters,
which I do, regardless of what the politics are or who the
person is on the other end of it, our federal government

(01:03:05):
shouldn't be weaponized to destroy people.
If you like that, hit the like over on YouTube.
I'd appreciate it if you did share it with a friend.
We're growing the channel. That's great.
It's actually our powerful weapon.
And I told his mom last night I was like, look, I'm, I forgot to
tell you this, but there's no money involved in this for me.
I don't want any money. Like I want justice.
I want truth. I want our government to operate

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honestly. They already came after me and
took all my, my YouTube records.They took my, my Google records.
They took my DMS from Twitter. And they were trying to indict
me in a similarly BS case. And I would have been in a bad
spot. And I would hope that somebody
would have the balls to step up and say the federal government
is evil and we're not going to allow this to happen.
I hope they would do that. And there's a couple of us that

(01:03:49):
are going to do that on behalf of Mr. Cole.
And if he was involved in it in some way, I tell you what, he, I
can pretty much guarantee him, and I guarantee you a jury's
going to agree with me. He didn't physically walk around
and put pipe bombs on that day. So you're going to have to prove
something very, very different. And the FBI is going to get
stomped on this one because theyblew it.

(01:04:09):
And I I also think because I know how the file systems work
and if they give me access to it, if they want to bring me in
to help, I'll do it for nothing.I really will.
And I know another group of retired agents that would be
happy to jump on and do this fornothing, for just the the cause
of righteousness. And we'd be able to show you
there's going to be a file in the FB is file system, probably

(01:04:30):
going back to 2021. That actually clears this guy
that whether it's in January, February, March, April,
something like that. There's a reason why he didn't
get found right away. It's because they already knew.
So I appreciate you guys supporting us again, the likes
over there, like literally it's free, It doesn't cost you
anything. Share the show, it doesn't cost
you anything. That'd be awesome.

(01:04:50):
It's what makes us powerful in away that the media, you know,
this is the difference between what happened to Richard Jewell
and what's happening right now to Brian Cole.
So my appeal is not like, oh, there's this new facts have
broken in the Brian Cole case. It's like, Nope, I can't even
give them to you just yet because it's not my story to
tell. But I'm part of the story that's
working there. And I just have agreements with

(01:05:10):
people that work journalism. I don't I don't get paid to
break stories. If you guys didn't know that we
don't make any additional money for break a story.
It's cool. It's cool to break a story
occasionally, but I'd rather do it where it has bigger impact.
And we're small. We've got like almost 20,000
people over on YouTube. We got 30 + 1000 and that's not
nothing, you know, we got another, we got another 20,000
of you that listen on the audio program across it.
I figured that our, our monthly audience of any kind is about

(01:05:31):
300,000 people total between rumble and between YouTube,
between the, the different audioplatforms, about 300,000 people
are listening to this show. I don't know if I've ever
estimated that before for you guys, but I did the other day.
OK. One of the things that exists
right now that didn't exist for Richard Jewell is independent
media and we're funded by you guys $5 a month.

(01:05:54):
This is like an Adam, like an Alex Jones type show, right?
We need you. We're the fight.
It's like, well, no, I actually I don't.
I just need you to share the show for free.
That's what I need. I don't need you to go buy
supplements. If you don't buy the products
because you're you're not in themarket form right now, that's
fine too. Share the show, expand the
audience. That's what we monetize the

(01:06:16):
products sell themselves, peoplethat want to advertise with us
see what we're doing and they'relike, got it, OK, credibility is
more important. So let's do the right thing.
Let's just do that. And I think we can and I think
we will. And I think this map is a real
problem for the FBI who already knows.
I've seen cast analysis. I had one of you e-mail me.
I don't know why people think they need to e-mail me and

(01:06:37):
correct me about stuff that I know more about, but thank you
for trying. I appreciate the the
interactions, but this is not like my e-mail is not open for
you to try to say, oh, allow me to Fact Check this thing.
Sometimes you do. Almost always.
I disagree with you. So like, thanks for sending.
Look at your hearts are in the right place.
I sat next to a guy who does cast for a year.
He was my neighbor in my neighborhood.
I know a lot about how cast works.

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I've seen what they generate. I used to look over his shoulder
when I didn't have work to do. And I'd sit there and I'd go,
hey, what are you doing? Oh, we're cracking open these
phones for Sellbright. Oh, cool.
What are you doing right there? Oh, we're doing historical
investigation of pings for a murder.
Oh. Oh, interesting.
What is this? Oh, this is a kidnapped kid up
in Colorado. We're trying to find them,
Right? These pings are garbage.
These pings are not good. The number 3 is outside of
sector 3 right there, which is one of the sectors that I think

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they called it Sector Charlie inthe complaint.
The number 4, which is where thethe bomber would have to be on
the map, is not inside of the sector 4 for that tower.
The ping is outside of the area that the that we're supposed to
believe the cell phone was pinging in. 2 is in it and one
is out of it. So 1/3 and 4:00 on that map and

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those correspond to 8:00 PM is #3 the number one up there is
like somewhere in like the 745 range.
The most critical time for the pipe bomb case is 7:34 to 8:18
PM on January the 5th. I'm telling you this so you can
lock in and when you hear the news when it comes out, you'll
be like, got it. 7:34 PM January5th is when the pipe bomber

(01:08:08):
shows up on screen for the firsttime and then we go to 818,
disappears, and that's it. I have an entire file on my
desktop here. I'm going to throw one on the
screen here just for fun. I'll make sure we get the right
one. That's it.
OK, We have a file that shows you exactly when and where.

(01:08:33):
Here we go. It's not a great look because I
stretched it funky. This is not the way the map
actually looks, people, but it'sclose enough.
OK, it looks OK, right? This is the pipe bomb map as it
matters for those who are first catching up.
If you're brand new to the program, go back and listen to
the other ones. I love it.
But here we go. At the bottom of this particular
graphic written in yellow, 7:34 PM start time.

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The route is in red. The route in red is the ingress
route. That's the way that you walk to
where it goes, OK, And he walks down one street and then he
heads up north on New Jersey andthen turns around and goes West
on D Street. And whoever this person is, and
we believe it might be a woman based on those low weird bra
strap things, OK, goes from 7:34to 8:00 PM on foot in this

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vicinity. Has to be there.
If you're the pipe bomber, you're the person walking around
there. That's the FB is case.
And then at 8:00 PM, that yellowarrow discontinues at the bottom
of the screen and it goes away, falls out of camera footage.
There's 8 minutes of missing pipe bomber on foot movement,
but it's commensurate with eightminutes worth of walking.
It goes from that spot all the way up past Providence Park,

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goes N on 2nd St. SE, past Folger Park, which is
now closed for renovations or something to that effect, and
then ends up at C St. SE and 2nd St.
SE. And at that corner is A
basically where the pipe bomber pops up on video once again at
eight O 8. So out of camera footage from

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8:00 PM to 8:00 O 8, but has to be on foot because where do you
park over there? And that would have been real
easy to find. And then wanders around, goes
over to the RNC Capitol Hill Club, supposedly drops the bomb
there behind the dumpster and then disappears at 8:18.
So those hours, those minutes, it's not even an hour, 734 to
818 is critical. And the person who is the pipe

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bomber has to be on foot dropping off the pipe bombs
according to the way the FBI's case is written.
Period. The end.
OK, here's video from it, which the FBI gave us.
Remember the same stuff that we talked about?
Epstein files? Oh, they're going to be really
good. You can understand it.
We're going to downgrade this stuff.
We're going to wash out the face.
We're going to do weird things. OK, That's the claim.

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If the claim is, is that the video footage is conclusive and
this is the person doing it, that person is not autistic,
that person is athletic, and that person is not the guy that
they got per the neighbors in the neighborhood, per people who
know anybody who's autistic of any level, there's not a lot of

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super athletic autistic people that tend to move differently.
You'll notice while watching this video, look over the
shoulder. That's not like a level of
awareness, like who's watching me.
But sure, it's a black autistic brownie guy who lives in Mom's
basement who's interested in My Little Pony who apparently was
covertly building bombs before the election for a political
reason. No further information.

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Even if his proportions aren't correct and even if it makes no
sense, that's the claim. It's going to go badly.
I don't think Tyler Robinson's story is the same thing.
I really don't. And the reason it's not the same
thing is because we haven't seenall the evidence they have.
It happened very quickly. 33 hours of manhunt is not the same
as five years state prosecution is not the same as an FBI

(01:11:51):
prosecution. But I'm still open to finding
out that there was some shenanigans in there.
I'm just saying that the people that I know that worked out of
the Salt Lake Field office are are totally, totally respectable
people. That people in this chat, you
could take my word for it, because the kind of people I
associate with are not scumbags.How do you know?
You've seen Gerardo Boyle, you've seen George Hill, you've

(01:12:12):
seen Phil Kennedy, you've seen Marcus Allen, you've seen Steve
Friend. Quick little update on the Steve
friend thing, because there may be a a newspaper article coming
about that and I want to kind ofcover it real quick.
Steve friend and I did a podcast.
Actually want to pull up the I'mI'm doing a lot of this like on
the fly right now. Sorry, guys, but this is kind of
this is relevant. I think we published an episode.

(01:12:35):
These are our top episodes. Should I put this on the screen
too? Why not give me two seconds?
Here we go. We, we did the top episodes from
YouTube. Don't it's not the, the best
indication, but because it's newand it's relatively like we're
performing at a different level than we have previously.
Kind of interesting to see it. So we, I did a, a poll for the

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top episodes of all time on YouTube, which is our highly,
you know, new growing channel and it hasn't existed
previously. This is not going to be real
great, but that's OK Size it down.
I'm trying to crop things in real time.
This is not the way this this program was set up to do.
All right, So we've got the episodes that were highest

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performing on YouTube as sort ofa microcosm for let's call it
new audience. There it is, all right.
And in this little mixed bag, we've got episode number six,
top six that we've done. These numbers are not huge, by
the way, 7300, you know, on YouTube is not breaking the bank
on anything, but it is an indication because we used to

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get 50 views and now we have 100X that.
So that's pretty cool. This is not a drill J6 pipe bomb
reveal with Joe Hanneman and Steve Friend.
You guys remember that? That was October 9th.
On October 10th, after we aired that episode, Steve Friend got
paid by the FBI for the first time in three years.

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Even though he had an agreement going back way before that, they
suddenly popped up and gave him a paycheck so they could kind of
claim that he was an employee, Iguess.
And then so far our best episodemaybe ever.
And I do think it's relevant why?
And it is sad because Steve Friend was on it and it's the
last time we're going to see himfor a little while.

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Steve Friend did an episode withus on December the 5th and I
covered some of this on Monday, but I'm going to give you a
little bit more detail in short order.
Captured FBI arrests autistic black man from mom's basement
after a 5 year investigation. You guys know I love a little
bit of sarcasm in my in my titlenames.
December 5th, it was also the day after he did that podcast
with me and we shredded FBI management for stupidity.

(01:14:42):
I've had multiple people come infrom other news agencies and
they said I watched that and I all the questions I had like
that explained why I had those questions.
Maybe one of the best ones we'veever done with the two of us.
And that was December 5th. So that was last week Friday.

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And after we did that, his attorneys fired him that
afternoon, fired him as a client, said he could not come
back. And then two days after he was
fired from his attorneys and he no longer had the protection of
talk to my attorneys, the FBI said show up at the office and
that's why he went to work on Monday.
You think people inside the Bureau and people who are like
really, really monitoring this and have a political interest in

(01:15:24):
getting the answer are not paying attention to this?
Hi. Hi, guys.
FBI 7th floor. What's going on out there?
Hi, other FBI people. I appreciate you that know what
your oath is. I appreciate those of you who
understand that will still reachout to us.
I also appreciate you that are just quietly doing your job the
right way because I know you're there.
So I'll just say that real clearly.

(01:15:45):
I occasionally get little messages coming in from back
channels and so on. I know you're there.
Some of you guys have more ballsthan others.
That's fine. No big deal.
Hold the line. That's what we used to say.
I actually wrote a check and it showed up in the Congressional
Record. Hold the line.
Well, Boyle and Alan held the line.
We wrote them checks for it. You guys that are listeners and
the people who are the audience over on X who raised all the

(01:16:07):
money that we did, almost 600 grand, You guys held the line,
You know that. And so there are members of law
enforcement that will, you're the ones who won't arrest
somebody because they decided not to wear a mask at a freaking
at a Vons or Safeway or an HEB or a Publix or a Piggly Wiggly.
I think I got all the major groceries, right?
Yeah, some of you, some of you guys know you're holding the

(01:16:30):
line quietly and you're not doing the things that are
illegal, immoral or unethical. And some of you, you probably
have some apologies to make later.
And I hope that you figured out where that line is and you're
holding it. But I know you're listening
because we can see the impact ofit.
We can see the movement of it. I actually had somebody call and
tell me yesterday said, hey, man, nothing for nothing.
I heard you on Alex Jones talking about how Bongino is

(01:16:52):
packing up all of his stuff and getting his security detail to
do that. I heard a little rumor that he's
out there seating rumors so thathe can see where the leaks show
up on the Kyle Seraphin show. Dan, you freaking goofball.
Are you serious? Do better.
Do better. We've got more serious things to
worry about than that, Dan Bongino.

(01:17:13):
Like your credibility is gettingdestroyed.
How about this? How about you guys worry about
this? We'll talk about this.
How about tomorrow? Let's do let's do a whole
episode about the sort of race angle.
But like, this would be more interesting.
Maybe you guys should be doing this work.

(01:17:38):
Right. How about little Mogadishu
hanging out in Minnesota? That may be a thing you guys
should be more worried about. Maybe you should be worried
about the Chinese buying up our farmland.
That's what the FBI does. Complex investigations into
large scale criminal actions andnation state actors that are
abusing the American people. Maybe you guys could do that
instead of worrying about tryingto jam up some autistic brony
guy. That'd be better.

(01:18:00):
This is Joel Saldon. I saw this on Tom Massey's feed,
by the way. And I this, this haunts me.
It's not really the things that we cover here, but it's a guy
who, you know, wants to harvest animals and maybe grow some of
my own and have some, some spaceto be able to grow my own stuff.
And that's not a thing I can achieve currently because of the
way that the the economy is set up and the fact that I lost the
job that would have been able toafford it.
I care about that. Here's Joel Saldon talking about

(01:18:22):
farming. How about we make America
healthy again? How about we make America
actually just have access to farm lands instead of the
freaking Chinese? Maybe Dan Bongino and Co could
be not leaking rumors to find out whether or not I know what
he's up to and could instead be worried about the Chinese buying
up America. That seems like something that
the podcast Dan would have caredabout, right?

(01:18:43):
Right. The half you ready for this?
Half of America's farmers are 60years old.
In the next 15 years, half of all America's agriculture,
equity, land, buildings, machinery is going to change
hands. Who's it going to go to?
Bill Gates, The Chinese Monsanto, Black BlackRock

(01:19:05):
Vanguard? Or is it going to be going to a
new generation of young, bright eyed, bushy tailed,
entrepreneurial land of stewardsof creation?
We need to give them a tool. And that tool, in my view,
doesn't require moving around the money from one agency to

(01:19:28):
another. Nobody.
Regulations good, battery indifferent.
All it takes is to allow these thousands of young farmers that
I meet every year in America ready to access their neighbors
with retail dollars to give thema seat at the table so that they
can take 1000 chickens, turn them into pot pies back living

(01:19:50):
on A5 acre farm. It sounds awesome to me.
I'd like to be able to make a living on A5 acre farm.
It's beats the hell out of scamming the government for
millions of dollars and spendingmoney that's meant for kids that
we're sending off to people in Somali communities that are
buying these luxury houses. This is one of the government's
exhibit. This is J54.

(01:20:11):
A luxury house, private villa, and other things that
fraudsters, scammers, and otherwise useless sucking ticks
on the American taxpayer were able to grab because of
government fraud. It turns out government's not a
very good spender of your money,so maybe the FBI could be
invested in this sort of stuff. I would like it better.
It would make me happy. We had cases like this that got
abandoned by the way, during COVID.

(01:20:33):
They were out of the Washington Field office.
Millions of dollars of fraud in those cases was like Indians and
not Somalis. And it's not specifically
relevant like what their what their ethnic background was,
except that we saw like a fair number of people that were doing
wide and massive frauds and theywere in specific ethnic
communities of people that immigrated here.
So why are immigrants trying to take advantage of our system?

(01:20:54):
Have they mistaken our kindness for weakness?
And if so, can we re establish the fact that we are kind but
not weak, and then just smash these people, which is what
should happen? Can we destroy the scammy, nasty
sort of instinct for people to come here and then Leech off the
American taxpayer? You know who would do that?
The FBI with broad sweeping large scale investigations.

(01:21:17):
Like who else could do that? A state, not necessarily.
The money, $11 billion that the federal government does, could
be better used than spying on extremists.
Whether you like their speech ornot, whether you think they
should be supporting anti ICE protesters, how about they do
the thing that we all hope they would do?
We'll find these scumbags. Luxury cars, private villas,
overseas wire transporters. CBS News obtained dozens of

(01:21:37):
files and photos that reveal howMinnesota fraudsters read that
Somali blew through hundreds of millions of dollars.
They're actually saying it's as much as $8 billion in taxpayer
money as part of the largest COVID era fraud schemes.
I assure you there are many thatare somewhere near this too.
The files document a spending spree in which the defendants,

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many of them of Somali descent, took taxpayer money that was
meant to feed hungry children and they bought cars, property,
jewelry. Video show them popping
champagnes at opulent Maldives resorts.
In a text message from one of the defendants, he said you're
going to be the richest 25 year old inshallah.
Oh, inshallah the government documents, they are exhibits

(01:22:20):
from a recent federal trial. They're being made public for
the first time by CBS. So here we are showing you that
luxury house. Ain't that something?
It's real pretty confirmation emails for a stay in an over
over water villa with a private pool at the Radisson Blue Resort
Blu Resort in the Maldives lakefront property in Minnesota
as you see on the screen right here.
If you're listening in one of the places where you can

(01:22:41):
actually listen and see receiptsshowing wire transfers to China
and East Africa, first class tickets to Istanbul and
Amsterdam in a 2021 Porsche stack of money and texts between
the various defendants and so on, this is what you think that
the FBI should be doing. They should be going after 24
year old Amdimajugala Muhammad Nushner, whatever the heck that

(01:23:03):
is. He was sentenced to 10 years in
order to pay $48 million in restitution, but apparently he
siphoned hundreds of millions ofdollars.
I mean, crime does pay for thesepeople.
What about the what about the governor?
What about the governor who runsthe state where that stuff goes
down? Has he been on this, you think?

(01:23:24):
Feel like I have a video of Tim Walz.
He's really upset that Donald Trump called him a retard.
I mean, that seems to be where he's at.
So here you go. This is the governor of the
state where this went down. And theoretically, they were
part of the handling of the money.
My state are experiencing the pettiness of this this
administration. I always have to check myself
because he brings out the worst in me.

(01:23:48):
Thanksgiving night I'm minding my own business playing Yahtzee
with my relatives and I get a drive by slur from him calling
me seriously the R word. So and yeah, he did.
He called him the R word. He said he was a retard.
And every time that I see Tim Walz, I feel like that clip has
the same energy as this clip. I cannot Unsee it, and now
neither can you. But if you could just get me
well enough to get back to base.Right.

(01:24:10):
Kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a
Dick or nothing, but it says on your chart that you're fucked
up. You talk like a fag and your
shit's all retarded. What I do is just say they, you
know, you know what I mean? Like you.
Know what I mean? Like that's just how I feel
about you, Tim Walz. I think you're.

(01:24:33):
Yeah, I think your shit's fuckedup and and you're all retarded.
Like, I never. You can see that guy and take
him seriously. Somebody is like.
And now we have Tim Walz. He's going to be coming here to
hang out with us. He's like some other weak dude.
And he stands up and he's like, he puts his hands up in the air.
What are you doing, bro? Why are you like this?
I saw this clip, which I wanted to share with you.

(01:24:55):
The New York Times is now sad. It's sad.
I'm going to tell you where the energy went wrong in this
country, too. We did yesterday the the divorce
of task and purpose, the discussion of mission.
And this lady missed it. He came to America.
This is the claim she's a Muslimnurse, or I think she's a nurse
practitioner. OK, fine.
Great. She came to the United States.

(01:25:17):
She naturalized as a citizen. Not sure we need you, but
whatever. Here you are.
You got your passport and now you're American.
You're not a Somali anymore. You're American.
That's how that works. Welcome to America.
And you carried your passport and you were proud of it.
And now they're routing up the scammers and the scumbags and
the people that came here illegally.
And that thing that you swore allegiance to, which was like

(01:25:37):
the American Constitution, that you were going to swear
allegiance to this nation above all others, and you were
renouncing claims on the former.Guys, go look at the oath of
citizenship. It's really clear now you're
embarrassed about America because it's getting rid of
people that didn't do what you did.
Go and get citizenship. Are you freaking serious right
now? Do you know how weird this is
that you're actually weaponizingthis feminine instinct?

(01:26:00):
The same thing that Tim Walz has?
And I do think this is a real problem and I do think that that
my former agency has a role in it.
Just do your job quietly. Don't do screw ups.
Don't grab the wrong guy. Don't go get black autistic
dudes who are living in Woodbridge, VA.
Go get the people that apparently make this woman now
ashamed to be American. Get them out of here.

(01:26:21):
You tell me why this is. This is the difference between
people on the right that are immigrants, of which there are
many that came to this country and they're super proud.
And it doesn't go away because ICE is doing the job that ICE
does. And then there's these people.
And I don't, I don't know who told them this was OK, but it
seems like their loyalty's in the wrong spot.
Before carrying my passport around, I had a feeling of

(01:26:42):
pride, and now I'm carrying it and it has a lot of darkness
around it because now I'm just like, I just want to get home
safe to my kids. We're in Minneapolis days after
the Trump administration directed ICE to begin targeting
and arresting undocumented Somali migrants in the city.
The Somalians should be out of here.
They've destroyed our country. We're going to go the wrong.

(01:27:05):
Way if we keep. Taking in garbage into our
country. People from Somalia are garbage
and I heard it the first time. It was heartbreaking because not
for myself, because I know I'm not.
Munira Mala Masak runs a primarycare clinic in Minneapolis.
I don't, I don't care. And it's called Inspire Change
Clinic, which is also the name of the ISIS magazine Inspire to

(01:27:28):
Inspire terrorists. I was heartbroken, but not for
me because I am not. I am not garbage, I know this,
but other people are garbage andthey think they're garbage when
Donald Trump called them garbage.
Seriously, We're going to go play the clip for you.
But if you could just get me well enough to get back to base.
Right. Kick ass.

(01:27:50):
Well, don't want to sound like aDick or nothing, but it says on
your chart that you're fucked up, you talk like a fag and your
shit's all retarded. Would I?
Sorry, that may be the case. I look tell her to check her
chart. It might not be right.
I had this funny little moment this morning when I realized
I'll be 44 at the end of this month and I have 0 Muslim

(01:28:12):
friends. And that's not because I went
like avoiding Muslim people. I just don't have any Muslim
friends. None of them have ever crossed
into my sphere. My friend group that have the
same values as me, and maybe that's because they keep
themselves or maybe it's becauseI've run with a different group,
but I don't have any like, let'scall it 35 years of being aware
of anything, but let's call it what?

(01:28:33):
Let's see what's what's fair, 2018 years old on right.
So 25 years. Nope, no Muslims have entered my
adult friendship circle ever. Weird.
I got some friends that really, really don't like Muslims.
By the way, some of them are from the Middle East.
That's kind of interesting. You want to find somebody who
really doesn't like Muslim people.
It's like Middle Eastern Christians, very intense.

(01:28:56):
My friends who have accents likethis and say things like, my
friend, I tell you something, I do not like Muslims.
And I'm like, that sounds super funny coming out with your
voice. You speak Arabic, right?
And he's like, yes, of course I do.
Yeah. And then we make fun of stuff
like that. That's that's interesting,
right. But anyway, when Donald Trump is
saying something like, hey, the people that are here are
garbage, and then we know for a fact that some of the people are

(01:29:17):
legitimately garbage. What would be a garbage thing
for you to do? What would be garbage?
A garbage thing for you to do would be to spend money on this
beautiful house that you didn't earn that came from the American
taxpayers who brought you in outof a shithole country, to quote
the president. And the money that you were
taking was meant for people who were starving or hungry or less

(01:29:37):
fortunate. That'd be, that'd be kind of
garbage, wouldn't it? I don't, I just, how do you
substantiate that? I know that I am not garbage,
but other people might feel likegarbage.
Probably the man who steal $100 million from these from these
children. It reminds me of the the guys
that are doing the the video. You remember we did the, the

(01:29:59):
blacks guys in Qatar kind of thing, got blacks guys in Gaza.
One day we'll play that video again.
Hasn't come up for a little while anyway.
So there you have it. Instead of going after these
people, the FBI is seizing tankers.
We show the the cool fast route video again, the FBI is doing
this and celebrating this. And what really should be
happening is a massive and largescale focus on this.

(01:30:23):
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I got 2 cap pallet cleanses for you today because it's kind of

(01:31:25):
heavy. I guess that that was kind of a
heavy series of things. One of them is from Archie
Bunker. Is that weird?
I don't think we've ever played an Archie Bunker clip and I
normally would not. I got to find the darn thing.
Where did I put it? One second here, folks.
I had a moment yesterday which is unlike any moment that I've

(01:31:46):
ever had. I've never done this in my life
and I don't know why I did it. I sat down to put my shoes on to
go to the gym, which I then found out was closed.
And when I went to go put the shoes on, I put my right sock on
and I put my right shoe on. I've never done that before.
I don't know if that's the firststep to becoming a serial

(01:32:08):
killer. And then I went and put my left
sock on and then I put my left shoe on and I ended up in the
same position that I normally would.
But I was like a little bit, I was a little bit concerned
because I realize that that's not normal.
That's not right. I, I have to assume that's how
Hannibal Lecter put his shoes on.

(01:32:28):
I know he was a fictional character, but I think Hannibal
Lecter sat in that little stone cell before Clarice came in and
he went right sock, right shoe, left sock, left shoe.
And now I'm going to I'm going to at least acknowledge that
other people have known this wasnot normal.
Do you know that we don't catch that fishing boat?
There ain't going to be no deep sea fish.
You will have to stay in the dark.

(01:32:49):
But the old people. Hold it.
Hold it, hold it. What are you doing here?
What? What about the other foot?
There ain't no sock on it. I'll get to it.
Don't you know that the whole world puts on a sock and a sock
and a shoe and a shoe? I like to take care of 1 foot at

(01:33:16):
a time. That's the dumbest thing I ever
heard in my life. It's just as quick my way.
Wait a minute. That ain't the prank.
You see what I don't don't keep doing it.
Listen to Suppose there's a firein the house and you got to run
through your life. Your way.

(01:33:37):
All you got on is 1 shoe and a sock.
My way You got on a sock and a sock.
You see you're reading. Suppose it's raining or snowing
outside your way. With a sock on each foot my feet
would get wet. My way with a sock and a shoe on

(01:33:58):
one foot, I could hop around andstay dry.
They both got really good points.
This is like the original Seinfeld for people who grew up,
you know, in my generation and thought that Seinfeld, the show
that was just arguing about something like this was, was
somehow novel, that that's a Seinfeld bit right there. 100%

(01:34:18):
that's where it came from, right?
Stuff like that. And, and both are good points,
but one of them is for serial killers is my argument.
And the problem is, is the otherone is for regular people.
All of you put your socks on 1stand then your shoes on.
I know you do because I I, if I saw someone doing that, I would
act like Archie Bunker did and Iwould yell at me head too.
I'd be like, dude, what's wrong with you?

(01:34:38):
You're not right. The next thing we're going to do
is we're going to start finding crucified mice.
And then after that we're going to start looking for bodies in
your backyard with the with the ground penetrating radar.
So let's just let's just head this off right now.
Let's put you on the let's put you on the list that we're
watching. All right, again, I like the
show. If you guys like what we're
about here, we, we can't be totally serious all the time

(01:34:59):
because the world is so dark that we would otherwise end up
crying. And if you're going to put your
feet on the ground every morningand when, whether you put your
socks on 1st or your sock and your shoe on 1st, if you're
going to keep walking forward, you got to be a little bit
hopeful, which means you're going to have a little bit of
this gallows humor, which we continue to have.
I've actually got another palatecleanse for you.
That was actually just like sortof an evidence of that.
I might be slipping and falling into some crazy patterns and I

(01:35:21):
hope I'm not. Here's here's the real palate
cleanser for you. And it has an alignment with
what we talked about. There are American values that
are not garbage. We care about people.
We care about individual citizens as a as a Western
civilization that I think reached the peak and the
pinnacle of hope. The most hopeful people in
Europe in the old country came to the United States for

(01:35:43):
possibilities. That's what we talked about
yesterday when we talked about the task and the purpose and the
mission that exists in America. We protect women and children.
Instinctively. We know that's the right answer.
And the reason why is because wecare about the future.
Women represent the potential ofthe future and bring the future
about and children are in fact that future.
OK, so that's a Western thing. And I found this little clip

(01:36:06):
which I find quite funny. I think you will find it as
well. And the IT it shows you that
other countries do not value human life.
And I will include Somalia in that, but this one is
specifically about China. Other countries don't consider
people individually to be of value just because they exist.
And that is a fundamentally Christian position to hold,

(01:36:26):
whether you're a Christian or not.
If you think people matter just because they exist, that's a
Christian position. That's where you got it from.
Nobody else did. What about the poor?
Who cared about the poor before Christianity?
Not really anybody. They just assumed they were poor
because they were falling out offavor of God or the gods.
That's why you were poor, because you suck and because the
gods knew it. We don't do that.

(01:36:49):
Marxism cares about the individual worker and the
proletariat and all the people right, that are, that are out
there in the working class that are struggling.
Why do they care about them? Oh, because because Christianity
developed. You do not get Marxism without
Christianity first. And so this palate cleanse is
something just kind of fun for you guys to laugh about.
But also consider other countries.
History proves to us that we care about the individual in a

(01:37:12):
way that nobody else does. And that's why this country
continues to be the best even when it sucks and it doesn't
nearly hold the sort of same luster or shine that it used to.
But that's kind of why I think the MAGA appeal as much as I
think it's dumb. And I think that it's been, you
know, Co opted by another group of people.
I do think the idea of making itgreat again, it aspires to the
things that made this place great, which is individualism

(01:37:33):
and individual success and focusing on that mission that we
talked about yesterday and making sure that task and
purpose are aligned. Here's a funny little clip about
Chinese history versus American history.
This is inherently correct for all of history.
It doesn't have to just be China.
Hey America, I'm learning about your history and just heard
about the Boston Massacre. How many people died?
The British killed 5 people. Just 5 million people.

(01:37:57):
Just 5 million? No, just five people.
Like 12345 people. Why did you call it a massacre
if it's just five people? We define anything above 4
deaths as a massacre. What would you have called?
It. I I don't know the Boston
interaction. That's not history.
I would never recorded that. I've lost millions of more
people and have way less dramatic titles than the Boston

(01:38:19):
Massacre. OK, wait, I'm starting to put
things together. How many people died in the
Guangzhou disagreement? 40 million, 40 million people.
OK. What about when you're talking
about that Wong Dong disagreement?
Did anybody die there? Yeah, like 300 million people
died. And then like 40% of all
habitable land got destroyed. You have to be making this up.

(01:38:40):
300 million men, women and children died.
No, you said people, right? No, 300 million men died.
Yeah. No, you said people is wild.
Yeah, they are wild women. What are you going to do?
Just throw them out? That's what I say.
Yikes, right? Every other country, every other

(01:39:04):
culture looks at people differently.
I'll take them at their word. I think that's a very humorous
way of saying exactly what I said yesterday.
Isn't that kind of funny? Sometimes these things pop up.
China does not screw around. It also does not value women,
and it also does not care about masses of people dying.
Which is why we are different and we should aspire to better.

(01:39:24):
And if you come here and you actlike garbage, we should throw
you out and we should have our FBI investigate you and not go
after autistic guys living with mom.
That's what I have to say. Thanks for listening today.
It's Thursday, December the 11th.
Go out and do something nice forsomebody who doesn't expect it.
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