The White Tiger, by Aravind Adiga | Episode 56

To what extent can a letter capture the attention of someone more powerful than ourselves?

How can one use a letter to show one’s mastery of language (and other things)?

When and why do we appeal to people in letters whom we’ve never met? Why might we think some will listen to our stories more than others?

Today’s podcast is part of a series on the conceptual topic of letter writing. You can also listen to the podcast via Apple or Spotify or in the Substack app. A full AI-generated transcript can be accessed on the desktop version.

For these eight weeks, I’ll bring you texts related to this topic. This series is an experiment for a new podcast season that I recorded to sync up with the holiday letter season and the epistolary form of my latest novel. Stay tuned for more fiction, word sketches, and cultural essays in 2025.

I’d love to hear what you think in the comments. Feel free to ask questions or share text ideas, even your own writing. Thank you!

Excerpt from The White Tiger, by Aravind Adiga (2008, India):

For the Desk of:

His Excellency Wen JiabaoThe Premier's OfficeBeijingCapital of the Freedom-loving Nation of China

From the Desk of:

"The White Tiger"A Thinking ManAnd an EntrepreneurLiving in the world's center of Technology and OutsourcingElectronics City Phase 1 (just off Hosur Main Road)Bangalore, India

Mr. Premier,

Sir.

Neither you nor I speak English, but there are some things that can be said only in English.

My ex-employer the late Mr. Ashok's ex-wife, Pinky Madam, taught me one of these things; and at 11:32 p.m. today, which was about ten minutes ago, when the lady on All India Radio announced, "Premier Jiabao is coming to Bangalore next week," I said that thing at once.

In fact, each time when great men like you visit our country I say it. Not that I have anything against great men. In my way, sir, I consider myself one of your kind. But whenever I see our prime minister and his distinguished sidekicks drive to the airport in black cars and get out and do namastes before you in front of a TV camera and tell you about how moral and saintly India is, I have to say that thing in English.

Now, you are visiting us this week, Your Excellency, aren't you? All India Radio is usually reliable in these matters.

That was a joke, sir.

Ha!

That's why I want to ask you directly if you really are coming to Bangalore. Because if you are, I have something important to tell you. See, the lady on the radio said, "Mr. Jiabao is on a mission: he wants to know the truth about Bangalore."

My blood froze. If anyone knows the truth about Bangalore, it's me.

Next, the lady announcer said, "Mr. Jiabao wants to meet some Indian entrepreneurs and hear the story of their success from their own lips."

She explained a little. Apparently, sir, you Chinese are far ahead of us in every respect, except that you don't have entrepreneurs.

Keywords:

* Allusion / writing to ‘real’ people in fiction

* English(es)

* Class and power; caste system

* BRICS and post-colonialism

* Truth (and politics and media)

Texts:

* The White Tiger, Aravind Adiga

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