The Vesta Clinic
The Vesta Clinic’s newest doctor knows what she’s doing. We promise. The Vesta Clinic is a science fiction audio drama which tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together the patients’ complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.
Episodes
Listen to the trailer for The Vesta Clinic - seeing patients from the 12th May 2022.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec a...
Date: 551/1/2732
Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur
Patient ID: 00347891
Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check
It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits r...
Date: 557/1/2732
Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid
Patient ID: 01475632
Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns
The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Date: 562/1/2732
Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human
Patient ID: 00347512
Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain
Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.the...
Date: 568/1/2732 Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. Human Patient ID: 00651528
Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash
Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at htt...
Date: 570/1/2732
Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan
Patient ID: 00946713
Presenting Complaint: Alive?
Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby C...
Date: 580/1/2732 Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604
Presenting Complaint: New Growth
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432 Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity
Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before? __________________________________________________________
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as T...
Date: 604/1/2732
Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven.
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting
If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode featu...
Date: 615/1/2732
Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica
Patient ID: Awaited
Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock
Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her?
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Date: 621/2/2732
Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen
Patient ID: 0000000X.
Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update
No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music ...
Date: 629/2/2732
Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman
Patient ID: 11948526
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Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up
You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you.
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Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran
Date: 635/2/2732
Patient ID: 10003478
Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour
Dr Underwood sees red.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits re...
Date: 638/2/2732 Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod Patient ID: 27466591 Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations
It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood...
Date: 645/2/2732
Patient: Qiif, Qiquk
Patient ID: 48596172
Presenting complaint: Loss of smell
Dr Underwood finds joy in her work.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits ...
Date: 647/2/2732
Patient: NOSL11
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up
A familiar face brings some brand new problems.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.
Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer).
We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now!
If yo...
Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1!
See you soon <3
It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes up...
Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!
The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behi...
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