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September 28, 2022 20 mins

Date: 629/2/2732 

Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman 

Patient ID: 11948526 

Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19

Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up

 

You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you. 

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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) 

 

The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. 

Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.  

 

Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

 

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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

 

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Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character 

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