July 13, 2023 • 19 mins
Who says money can’t buy love? Sick of being single, a wannabe bride is offering a hefty “referral bonus” to anyone who successfully finds her a groom.
“So I feel like paying $5,000 for a husband who’s vouched for, meets my needs and is ready for a real relationship is totally worth it,” said Tilley-Coulson with a laugh.
#EveTilleyCoulson #husband #tiktok
“So I feel like paying $5,000 for a husband who’s vouched for, meets my needs and is ready for a real relationship is totally worth it,” said Tilley-Coulson with a laugh.
#EveTilleyCoulson #husband #tiktok
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John Clark. I have a questionfor you. Let's go. Let's do
it. I want to know howgood of a friend you are to your
single friend over here. Okay,well maybe maybe you should be asking me.
Anyways, I don't know. NewYork Post. Go visit our friends
at the New York Post because thisstory is like popping. Ryan Seacrest had
(00:24):
this lady on today. Her TikTok'sblowing up like crazy. Okay, headline
from Asia Grace. That's a coolname. I'm offering a five thousand dollar
referral bonus to anyone who finds mea husband. The story says, sick
(00:45):
of being single, I wanna bebride is offering a hefty referral bonus to
anyone who finds her a successful groom. A while ago, she said,
I told my friends I'd pay themfive thousand dollars if they introduced me to
a husband. Tilly Colson, thirtyfive, a corporate litigation attorney in Los
Angeles. We'll come back to theLA part of this, okay, told
(01:10):
the New York Posts. And sothen she said, I figured why not
open the offer to TikTok. SoIn June, the blonde and let me
just say she's a shorty man.Okay, she's not, Honey, shared
her matchmaking call to action online,promising her more than one hundred thousand TikTok
(01:30):
followers. I wonder why her accountdidn't get banned for no reason like ours
did. If you introduced me tomy husband and I marry him, I
will give you five grand? Hasthat been my problem? John Clark?
Just not enough money? Or whyhaven't I haven't not get on a competition.
I haven't offered any of my friendsmoney to like hook me up with
(01:52):
your weird single friends. Listen,man, that that seems like a recipe
for disaster, because how many people. First of all, let me ask
you this. What if you wereto introduce yourself to this woman and she
marries you? So what can youreach out and you go, hey baby,
hey, hey, hey, what'sup? Eve? Um? Yeah,
(02:14):
because you might need the five thousanddollars for your lawyer when she divorces
your butt. Because there you go, I just met this guy from TikTok.
Anyways, there you go. Thestory continues. The eye popping proposal
raked in more than five hundred andfifty six thousand views, and then she
(02:35):
received twenty to twenty five digital introductionsto potential life partners via Rookie marriage Brokers.
What's what's a marriage broker? Thosepeople that hook you up with women
from the Philippines or whatever. Youknow, Um, you know the the
what do they call those guys thatgo overseas to look for assport bros?
(03:00):
Passport bros. That's it. Yeah, people that hook up passport bros.
Basically, she said, people aredefinitely motivated to help. And I mean
like like, I mean people havegotten married for a lot less than five
crands. Oh yeah they have.Um Eve Tillie Coulson, I mean,
(03:23):
dude, she's a shorty man.What's up? Okay? Um? She
says. I've been single for aboutfive years now, meeting people in person
and on the apps, she explained, but since COVID there's been a weird
shift in dating culture. That isincredibly true. Guys don't approach you in
person, and most of the menon apps aren't swiping too seriously dates.
(03:44):
So statistic that's interesting about that eightysix percent of women still prefer being approached
in person, but fifty percent ofwomen believe that it is creepy if approached
by someone in the wrong way.So you've got people that want to be
approached in person, but also aregoing to call you creepy if you don't
(04:04):
hit all the right notes when youtalk to them, which is discouraging to
the guys that are actually gonna walkup to you and introduce themselves in person.
And I think all of this canbe traced back to COVID and all
of us staying inside for like ayear and a half, nobody just forgot
how to interact. I will agreethat because of COVID, I think that
(04:26):
I'll play at both sides. It'sall right. I think both both genders
get an l with this. Yeah, because I think since COVID guys have
just gotten lazy and they just shoot, they will shoot their shot for no
reason to move on in a weirdway too, Like you've seen the tender
screenshots or whatever. Those are freakingweird. Yeah, I don't know.
(04:49):
I mean, like if you geton TikTok and you look at the messages
that dude said. Now, grantedonce again and in fairness to my to
my kings, not every guy issending those messages, like she's not showing
the messages where the guy just goeshey, and then you know, they
move on. I'm not talking aboutEve, I'm talking about all the people
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on TikTok to posts this stuff.But on the other hand, I think
because of COVID, I think alot of women have just gotten used to
just the influx coming in. Theyget the attention and then you know,
they go call, you know,chat or whoever, and then they just
they use that as an ego boost. Guys don't approach Guys don't approach you
(05:29):
in person. Um, well,that's true because most people don't know how
to talk in real life anymore becausethey're so addicted to apps and screens and
they need to go out and touchthe grass and probably stop drinking so much.
Soy, well there, well andhow many? How many? How
many people too? You talk aboutlike approaching people in person in public?
(05:51):
How many people are just not confidentsomething like Americans are obese, Like,
you're not gonna be confident if youare if you are extremely overweight, approaches
somebody in public as well? Andshe said most men on apps aren't swiping
too. Seriously, Date, Icould say the same thing, Eve,
Eve, what I'm shorty, Icould say the same thing about women I've
(06:14):
been on the apps, you mean, I mean, I've met some wonderful
people. I've dated some wonderful people, But ninety nine point nine percent of
the women on apps are absolute trainwrecks of women. Um, I think
it just depends on your perspective,right, Like, this is her perspective
because she's had to deal with sometrash. I'm sure there are some men
out there that could probably say theexact same thing, you know, that's
(06:35):
what she's dealing with. I can'timagine in Los Angeles this woman, yeah,
having trouble dating, having trouble dating, Okay, really yeah, Oh
no, dude, she's she's she'sa hottie. But two, I can't
imagine the the thirst the thirsty boysthat slide in with their crap. See
(06:58):
That's what I was gonna say,is like, I'm sure there are some
like very very you know, viablecandidates out there. It's just you've got
to wade through the hundreds of messagesof just thirst traps, you know,
sending you just ridiculousness on the side, just to get to the one or
two messages from the normal people whoaren't you know, trying to accost you
because I don't know. Can Ispell your feet? Right? We can
(07:26):
go get some soy right? Umso so, she says. So I
feel like paying five thousand dollars fora husband who's votch for, meets my
needs and is ready for a realrelationship. He's totally worth it. Can
you imagine being the guy though,to like know that, like she paid,
she essentially paid a dowry to oneof your friends or whatever. Would
that bother you? If if youknew I was getting five gs for for
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making you a husband to somebody.Look if he kiss you? Look if
I if I went if I wentto my friends and then went to the
internet and said, yo, someonesomeone find me my woman, And I
mean, you check all the boxesand I'll pay you five grand. I
mean if you date a lot dude, like you're going to spend thousands of
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dollars going on first dates and beinglike talking about what computer operating system do
you use at work? Let meask you this. Do you think if
the roles were reversed and it wasa guy saying he'd pay five thousand dollars
for a wife, do you thinkit would be received as well? I
don't know if you find I'm okay, look I'm not I'm gonna sound like
(08:31):
some some andrew tat toot right nowby saying this, Um, I don't
think a high value man's gonna likeI mean, dude, I'm single.
I don't care if I ever getmarried out. I mean you know that,
Like, yeah, it's not it, dude. I'd rather work than
be sitting on an app trying tobe like, how was your weekend?
(08:52):
Yeah, you know, like it'sexhausting. I imagine dating these days.
It's exhausting. You know, it'sat forty two. You you you,
you get, you get people thatit just doesn't work out, you know,
but now you feel bad because you'vewasted their time. You've wasted your
time. Um, and your productivityin business slows down because you got a
(09:15):
date and being relationships and that doesn'twork out. Um. So there's a
trending TikTok hashtag. That's hashtag helpme Find Him, with more than three
hundred and twenty one point five millionviews for People's Media, Help in Landing
(09:35):
and Idea Ideal Partners. So thisis not just eat, this is like
everyone Yeah. Um, so whenI saw this article and I went to
our TikTok because you know Sahti shedoes like helping people, like help make
their dating profiles better. Okay,so she's a lawyer and she's also but
(10:00):
she does it for free, likelike yeah, just you know, hit
up my dms on Instagram and thenshe posted and of course she's probably in
the Creator Fund because her account didn'tget shut down for no reason. So
here is I'm never gonna let thatgo. Here is yeah, screw you,
TikTok. Here is some of herUM rules. So, John,
(10:26):
if you want to find Eve aman, now you could. You could
submit me to Eve, and thenwhen Eve falls in love with me,
you get the cool five thousand.You can buy yourself a ring light UM
and a real microphone and a realmicrophone. You get the five thousand dollars
from Eve as soon as the marriagecertificate is signed. So like we signed
(10:48):
the marriage certificate and then she's signingyou the check. Here you go,
John Clark. She planned on thisbeing a long engagement. She wanted to
get She want to move fast,Like how long of an investment is this?
You know she's he has to beeligible, So that's good. You
know, so like you know,not married. Um yea, so she
says that means he cannot be alreadymarried. Now this is where Eve,
(11:11):
I'm sorry you lost your shot withme. This can't be his second wife.
Kay, you're thirty five and hasshe been married before? You don't
You don't want a guy who's beenmarried before. Okay, all right,
well now you hate not us divorceesokay. Um. Eve then outlined her
(11:35):
non negotiables for her hottie in HolyMatrimony. Man, I love the New
York Post for hattie and holy matrimony. So for all you simps right now
who are googling her and ready toshoot your shot, save her the five
thousand dollars. You must fall withinthe age range of twenty seven to forty.
I missed it by two years,John Clark, it's thirty five.
(11:58):
It doesn't want to date been overforty, but she'll but you'll hit up
a twenty seven year old. Yeah, that seems that seems like that's Eve.
Eve. Come on, come on, come on, um. He
must be five foot eleven or tallerof course, boast a witty British sense
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of humor. And what does thateven me? Hang on, hang on,
what does a witty British sense ofhumor educate me? On this?
Can you make me laugh in awitty British way? I mean, Eve,
I hate to tell you, Britishhumor sucks. Oh so here here,
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Eve wants a twenty seven year old, never been married, five foot
eleven king with the humor of misterBean. He must also have a strong
affinities for sports, animals, andkids. I got a dog, I
got a white sox tattoo. I'mknocking off my headphones. Well I'm talking.
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I mean now, dude, thischick is fire man. Haters online
bashed her height minimum, doubting she'dfind the love of her life in the
skimpy fourteen point five percent of theUS men who measure over six feet tall.
John, We're we're We're the minority. We are. Yeah, I'm
sixty three, you're what sixty fiveor six five? I'm a giant king.
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I'm a giant king. Um.She says that you know she's five
foot ten, so she wants aman who you know she wants a tall
king. Um. I've dated inI've dated men who are insecure about my
height. Um. However, onTikTok. The Hollywood heart thro such as
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Gospel Girl, Gossip Girls star ChuckBase thirty two and Oscar Win or Matthew
McConaughy fifty three as prime example offaces she would love to date. What
woman doesn't want to date Matthew Mcconaughean, we say, and see, now
she's just thrown out some of hersome of her requirements, right, because
Matthew McConaughey has fifty three. Shedoesn't want to go after anybody over forty.
So what she's really saying is,if you're rich enough, I'll date
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you. If you're seventy nine,is what it sounds like, you're famous
enough. Political views, religious beliefs, and ethnicity aren't deal breakers for Eve,
who jokes she's so ready to forlove that she'll date a rock with
charisma. If we've all been thereand then we end up dating the rock,
not not the rock, but arock. Um. Whether the guy
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has a college degree or a caris too neither here nor there for the
singleton. Okay, well, Imean if you're give him five thousand dollars
away for somebody to hook you up, like you can buy your guy at
a car. I guess sure,Yeah, I mean yeah, if if
that is if that is your youknow, if that is your pitch,
if that's how you're casting your net, I'd say that, you know,
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whether or not he has a caris irrelevant period. What what thirty five
year old man doesn't have a car. Also, what twenty seven to forty
year old doesn't have a car?I mean it's it's uh, okay,
you're a litigation lawyer in LA andyou're finding trouble finding love in La.
Okay, one of the most populatedcities. Now, granted, I can
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understand why you're having trouble finding lovein LA because, huh, I'm David
women from LA. I get it. But you want some btigation lawyer,
you're gonna have some guy who's like, yeah, next week I'm going to
go get my permit or ubering everywhere. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm Eve's
(15:41):
dying probably yeah. Um so youknow, of course, the trolls are
telling her that she's desperate. Justignore the TikTok trolls before they well,
you can ignore him until they bringyour account down for no reason. The
trolls. The trolls were telling hershe's desperate, like she literally admit did
it. She's like, I'll marrya rock with chrisma, right, So
(16:03):
I mean that's not hurtful. Iwill say, minus her looks. She
she's pretty, she's pretty. Um, she's pretty good on TikTok like,
she's she's she's very entertaining. Um. So this John Clark. The reason
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why I thought the story was sointeresting was because, Uh, when you
have a thirty five year old lawyer, beautiful, successful in Los Angeles,
what the number one or number twomost populated city in America, She's been
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on the dating app, she knows, she's got a large pool of friends,
been single for five years? Arewe just as a society, Like
are people just done dating? Like? Is it just too much of a
hassle? Because I think for meit is. It's like I'm just like
whatever, I don't think. Ithink it depends on where you're at,
(17:07):
right, because dating requires such atremendous amount of effort these days. And
the thing is is, you know, there's all this doom and gloom around
marriage anyway. So a lot ofpeople are saying, what's the point,
right, because fifty percent of marriageis in the divorce, So what are
we dating for in the first place, right outside of just physical connection or
lust or whatever. So yeah,I mean it feels like, um,
(17:30):
and what you've seen the statistics outthere, there's going to be a large
majority of women, you know,in what the next decade or so that
are going to be um, middleaged and childless, likely middle aged and
married. It happens like this,man, these First World countries, like
even over in you look at Denmark, Iceland, some of those places like
(17:51):
right that the birth rate is fallingfaster than the death rate essentially, and
uh, they're not birthing enough people. So there's some areas of the world
who are opening up their shores toimmigration to bring more people in because they
need more people to come in andpay tax dollars. I think, I
think, I want to say itwas Denmark that did some sort of commercial
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not too long ago encouraging people togo have babies, like they'll pay for
a weekend get away if you justbasically proof you're trying to have a child,
you know, and so and Ithink that's what the United States is
moving towards. Man. People aregetting more career oriented. They're waiting until
later in life to get married.You know, they're people are starting to
admit maybe they're too selfish to havechildren, which I actually think is a
(18:33):
good thing, because the last thingwe need is a bunch of selfish people
out here having kids and then neglectingthem, you know. So um yeah,
man, I don't know, it'sit's it's a weird time that we
live in. And I don't knowwhether or not dating is dead or whatever,
but I definitely think because the payofffor dating always was marriage in the
past, and with fifty percent ofmarriage is failing, I think a lot
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of people are thrown out their handsand just saying, what's the point?
Well, good luck to Eve.Sorry, sorry you had your shot.
I do wonder like She's like,oh, the long distance thing, Okay,
so you're gonna you're gonna meet meetwith a guy. It's gonna be
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long distance. Who's moving? Wholisten eaves the high powered lawyer in LA.
I think he's gonna move. It'sgonna have to take it's gonna take
somebody, really, really really,like unless this dude is a is a
billionaire stockbroker, whatever, he's moving. Well, yeah, I mean,
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dude, can you imagine the littlebeta soy boys simps that read this article,
their mom probably sent it to himand be like, I'm gonna get
you married, honey, And nowthey're like sliding her dms, the cringe
dms that she's probably getting right now
John Clark. I have a questionfor you. Let's go. Let's do
it. I want to know howgood of a friend you are to your
single friend over here. Okay,well maybe maybe you should be asking me.
Anyways, I don't know. NewYork Post. Go visit our friends
at the New York Post because thisstory is like popping. Ryan Seacrest had
(00:24):
this lady on today. Her TikTok'sblowing up like crazy. Okay, headline
from Asia Grace. That's a coolname. I'm offering a five thousand dollar
referral bonus to anyone who finds mea husband. The story says, sick
(00:45):
of being single, I wanna bebride is offering a hefty referral bonus to
anyone who finds her a successful groom. A while ago, she said,
I told my friends I'd pay themfive thousand dollars if they introduced me to
a husband. Tilly Colson, thirtyfive, a corporate litigation attorney in Los
Angeles. We'll come back to theLA part of this, okay, told
(01:10):
the New York Posts. And sothen she said, I figured why not
open the offer to TikTok. SoIn June, the blonde and let me
just say she's a shorty man.Okay, she's not, Honey, shared
her matchmaking call to action online,promising her more than one hundred thousand TikTok
(01:30):
followers. I wonder why her accountdidn't get banned for no reason like ours
did. If you introduced me tomy husband and I marry him, I
will give you five grand? Hasthat been my problem? John Clark?
Just not enough money? Or whyhaven't I haven't not get on a competition.
I haven't offered any of my friendsmoney to like hook me up with
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your weird single friends. Listen,man, that that seems like a recipe
for disaster, because how many people. First of all, let me ask
you this. What if you wereto introduce yourself to this woman and she
marries you? So what can youreach out and you go, hey baby,
hey, hey, hey, what'sup? Eve? Um? Yeah,
(02:14):
because you might need the five thousanddollars for your lawyer when she divorces
your butt. Because there you go, I just met this guy from TikTok.
Anyways, there you go. Thestory continues. The eye popping proposal
raked in more than five hundred andfifty six thousand views, and then she
(02:35):
received twenty to twenty five digital introductionsto potential life partners via Rookie marriage Brokers.
What's what's a marriage broker? Thosepeople that hook you up with women
from the Philippines or whatever. Youknow, Um, you know the the
what do they call those guys thatgo overseas to look for assport bros?
(03:00):
Passport bros. That's it. Yeah, people that hook up passport bros.
Basically, she said, people aredefinitely motivated to help. And I mean
like like, I mean people havegotten married for a lot less than five
crands. Oh yeah they have.Um Eve Tillie Coulson, I mean,
(03:23):
dude, she's a shorty man.What's up? Okay? Um? She
says. I've been single for aboutfive years now, meeting people in person
and on the apps, she explained, but since COVID there's been a weird
shift in dating culture. That isincredibly true. Guys don't approach you in
person, and most of the menon apps aren't swiping too seriously dates.
(03:44):
So statistic that's interesting about that eightysix percent of women still prefer being approached
in person, but fifty percent ofwomen believe that it is creepy if approached
by someone in the wrong way.So you've got people that want to be
approached in person, but also aregoing to call you creepy if you don't
(04:04):
hit all the right notes when youtalk to them, which is discouraging to
the guys that are actually gonna walkup to you and introduce themselves in person.
And I think all of this canbe traced back to COVID and all
of us staying inside for like ayear and a half, nobody just forgot
how to interact. I will agreethat because of COVID, I think that
(04:26):
I'll play at both sides. It'sall right. I think both both genders
get an l with this. Yeah, because I think since COVID guys have
just gotten lazy and they just shoot, they will shoot their shot for no
reason to move on in a weirdway too, Like you've seen the tender
screenshots or whatever. Those are freakingweird. Yeah, I don't know.
(04:49):
I mean, like if you geton TikTok and you look at the messages
that dude said. Now, grantedonce again and in fairness to my to
my kings, not every guy issending those messages, like she's not showing
the messages where the guy just goeshey, and then you know, they
move on. I'm not talking aboutEve, I'm talking about all the people
(05:09):
on TikTok to posts this stuff.But on the other hand, I think
because of COVID, I think alot of women have just gotten used to
just the influx coming in. Theyget the attention and then you know,
they go call, you know,chat or whoever, and then they just
they use that as an ego boost. Guys don't approach Guys don't approach you
(05:29):
in person. Um, well,that's true because most people don't know how
to talk in real life anymore becausethey're so addicted to apps and screens and
they need to go out and touchthe grass and probably stop drinking so much.
Soy, well there, well andhow many? How many? How
many people too? You talk aboutlike approaching people in person in public?
(05:51):
How many people are just not confidentsomething like Americans are obese, Like,
you're not gonna be confident if youare if you are extremely overweight, approaches
somebody in public as well? Andshe said most men on apps aren't swiping
too. Seriously, Date, Icould say the same thing, Eve,
Eve, what I'm shorty, Icould say the same thing about women I've
(06:14):
been on the apps, you mean, I mean, I've met some wonderful
people. I've dated some wonderful people, But ninety nine point nine percent of
the women on apps are absolute trainwrecks of women. Um, I think
it just depends on your perspective,right, Like, this is her perspective
because she's had to deal with sometrash. I'm sure there are some men
out there that could probably say theexact same thing, you know, that's
(06:35):
what she's dealing with. I can'timagine in Los Angeles this woman, yeah,
having trouble dating, having trouble dating, Okay, really yeah, Oh
no, dude, she's she's she'sa hottie. But two, I can't
imagine the the thirst the thirsty boysthat slide in with their crap. See
(06:58):
That's what I was gonna say,is like, I'm sure there are some
like very very you know, viablecandidates out there. It's just you've got
to wade through the hundreds of messagesof just thirst traps, you know,
sending you just ridiculousness on the side, just to get to the one or
two messages from the normal people whoaren't you know, trying to accost you
because I don't know. Can Ispell your feet? Right? We can
(07:26):
go get some soy right? Umso so, she says. So I
feel like paying five thousand dollars fora husband who's votch for, meets my
needs and is ready for a realrelationship. He's totally worth it. Can
you imagine being the guy though,to like know that, like she paid,
she essentially paid a dowry to oneof your friends or whatever. Would
that bother you? If if youknew I was getting five gs for for
(07:49):
making you a husband to somebody.Look if he kiss you? Look if
I if I went if I wentto my friends and then went to the
internet and said, yo, someonesomeone find me my woman, And I
mean, you check all the boxesand I'll pay you five grand. I
mean if you date a lot dude, like you're going to spend thousands of
(08:11):
dollars going on first dates and beinglike talking about what computer operating system do
you use at work? Let meask you this. Do you think if
the roles were reversed and it wasa guy saying he'd pay five thousand dollars
for a wife, do you thinkit would be received as well? I
don't know if you find I'm okay, look I'm not I'm gonna sound like
(08:31):
some some andrew tat toot right nowby saying this, Um, I don't
think a high value man's gonna likeI mean, dude, I'm single.
I don't care if I ever getmarried out. I mean you know that,
Like, yeah, it's not it, dude. I'd rather work than
be sitting on an app trying tobe like, how was your weekend?
(08:52):
Yeah, you know, like it'sexhausting. I imagine dating these days.
It's exhausting. You know, it'sat forty two. You you you,
you get, you get people thatit just doesn't work out, you know,
but now you feel bad because you'vewasted their time. You've wasted your
time. Um, and your productivityin business slows down because you got a
(09:15):
date and being relationships and that doesn'twork out. Um. So there's a
trending TikTok hashtag. That's hashtag helpme Find Him, with more than three
hundred and twenty one point five millionviews for People's Media, Help in Landing
(09:35):
and Idea Ideal Partners. So thisis not just eat, this is like
everyone Yeah. Um, so whenI saw this article and I went to
our TikTok because you know Sahti shedoes like helping people, like help make
their dating profiles better. Okay,so she's a lawyer and she's also but
(10:00):
she does it for free, likelike yeah, just you know, hit
up my dms on Instagram and thenshe posted and of course she's probably in
the Creator Fund because her account didn'tget shut down for no reason. So
here is I'm never gonna let thatgo. Here is yeah, screw you,
TikTok. Here is some of herUM rules. So, John,
(10:26):
if you want to find Eve aman, now you could. You could
submit me to Eve, and thenwhen Eve falls in love with me,
you get the cool five thousand.You can buy yourself a ring light UM
and a real microphone and a realmicrophone. You get the five thousand dollars
from Eve as soon as the marriagecertificate is signed. So like we signed
(10:48):
the marriage certificate and then she's signingyou the check. Here you go,
John Clark. She planned on thisbeing a long engagement. She wanted to
get She want to move fast,Like how long of an investment is this?
You know she's he has to beeligible, So that's good. You
know, so like you know,not married. Um yea, so she
says that means he cannot be alreadymarried. Now this is where Eve,
(11:11):
I'm sorry you lost your shot withme. This can't be his second wife.
Kay, you're thirty five and hasshe been married before? You don't
You don't want a guy who's beenmarried before. Okay, all right,
well now you hate not us divorceesokay. Um. Eve then outlined her
(11:35):
non negotiables for her hottie in HolyMatrimony. Man, I love the New
York Post for hattie and holy matrimony. So for all you simps right now
who are googling her and ready toshoot your shot, save her the five
thousand dollars. You must fall withinthe age range of twenty seven to forty.
I missed it by two years,John Clark, it's thirty five.
(11:58):
It doesn't want to date been overforty, but she'll but you'll hit up
a twenty seven year old. Yeah, that seems that seems like that's Eve.
Eve. Come on, come on, come on, um. He
must be five foot eleven or tallerof course, boast a witty British sense
(12:18):
of humor. And what does thateven me? Hang on, hang on,
what does a witty British sense ofhumor educate me? On this?
Can you make me laugh in awitty British way? I mean, Eve,
I hate to tell you, Britishhumor sucks. Oh so here here,
(12:39):
Eve wants a twenty seven year old, never been married, five foot
eleven king with the humor of misterBean. He must also have a strong
affinities for sports, animals, andkids. I got a dog, I
got a white sox tattoo. I'mknocking off my headphones. Well I'm talking.
(13:03):
I mean now, dude, thischick is fire man. Haters online
bashed her height minimum, doubting she'dfind the love of her life in the
skimpy fourteen point five percent of theUS men who measure over six feet tall.
John, We're we're We're the minority. We are. Yeah, I'm
sixty three, you're what sixty fiveor six five? I'm a giant king.
(13:24):
I'm a giant king. Um.She says that you know she's five
foot ten, so she wants aman who you know she wants a tall
king. Um. I've dated inI've dated men who are insecure about my
height. Um. However, onTikTok. The Hollywood heart thro such as
(13:45):
Gospel Girl, Gossip Girls star ChuckBase thirty two and Oscar Win or Matthew
McConaughy fifty three as prime example offaces she would love to date. What
woman doesn't want to date Matthew Mcconaughean, we say, and see, now
she's just thrown out some of hersome of her requirements, right, because
Matthew McConaughey has fifty three. Shedoesn't want to go after anybody over forty.
So what she's really saying is,if you're rich enough, I'll date
(14:09):
you. If you're seventy nine,is what it sounds like, you're famous
enough. Political views, religious beliefs, and ethnicity aren't deal breakers for Eve,
who jokes she's so ready to forlove that she'll date a rock with
charisma. If we've all been thereand then we end up dating the rock,
not not the rock, but arock. Um. Whether the guy
(14:33):
has a college degree or a caris too neither here nor there for the
singleton. Okay, well, Imean if you're give him five thousand dollars
away for somebody to hook you up, like you can buy your guy at
a car. I guess sure,Yeah, I mean yeah, if if
that is if that is your youknow, if that is your pitch,
if that's how you're casting your net, I'd say that, you know,
(14:56):
whether or not he has a caris irrelevant period. What what thirty five
year old man doesn't have a car. Also, what twenty seven to forty
year old doesn't have a car?I mean it's it's uh, okay,
you're a litigation lawyer in LA andyou're finding trouble finding love in La.
Okay, one of the most populatedcities. Now, granted, I can
(15:18):
understand why you're having trouble finding lovein LA because, huh, I'm David
women from LA. I get it. But you want some btigation lawyer,
you're gonna have some guy who's like, yeah, next week I'm going to
go get my permit or ubering everywhere. Yeah, oh yeah, I'm Eve's
(15:41):
dying probably yeah. Um so youknow, of course, the trolls are
telling her that she's desperate. Justignore the TikTok trolls before they well,
you can ignore him until they bringyour account down for no reason. The
trolls. The trolls were telling hershe's desperate, like she literally admit did
it. She's like, I'll marrya rock with chrisma, right, So
(16:03):
I mean that's not hurtful. Iwill say, minus her looks. She
she's pretty, she's pretty. Um, she's pretty good on TikTok like,
she's she's she's very entertaining. Um. So this John Clark. The reason
(16:23):
why I thought the story was sointeresting was because, Uh, when you
have a thirty five year old lawyer, beautiful, successful in Los Angeles,
what the number one or number twomost populated city in America, She's been
(16:45):
on the dating app, she knows, she's got a large pool of friends,
been single for five years? Arewe just as a society, Like
are people just done dating? Like? Is it just too much of a
hassle? Because I think for meit is. It's like I'm just like
whatever, I don't think. Ithink it depends on where you're at,
(17:07):
right, because dating requires such atremendous amount of effort these days. And
the thing is is, you know, there's all this doom and gloom around
marriage anyway. So a lot ofpeople are saying, what's the point,
right, because fifty percent of marriageis in the divorce, So what are
we dating for in the first place, right outside of just physical connection or
lust or whatever. So yeah,I mean it feels like, um,
(17:30):
and what you've seen the statistics outthere, there's going to be a large
majority of women, you know,in what the next decade or so that
are going to be um, middleaged and childless, likely middle aged and
married. It happens like this,man, these First World countries, like
even over in you look at Denmark, Iceland, some of those places like
(17:51):
right that the birth rate is fallingfaster than the death rate essentially, and
uh, they're not birthing enough people. So there's some areas of the world
who are opening up their shores toimmigration to bring more people in because they
need more people to come in andpay tax dollars. I think, I
think, I want to say itwas Denmark that did some sort of commercial
(18:11):
not too long ago encouraging people togo have babies, like they'll pay for
a weekend get away if you justbasically proof you're trying to have a child,
you know, and so and Ithink that's what the United States is
moving towards. Man. People aregetting more career oriented. They're waiting until
later in life to get married.You know, they're people are starting to
admit maybe they're too selfish to havechildren, which I actually think is a
(18:33):
good thing, because the last thingwe need is a bunch of selfish people
out here having kids and then neglectingthem, you know. So um yeah,
man, I don't know, it'sit's it's a weird time that we
live in. And I don't knowwhether or not dating is dead or whatever,
but I definitely think because the payofffor dating always was marriage in the
past, and with fifty percent ofmarriage is failing, I think a lot
(18:53):
of people are thrown out their handsand just saying, what's the point?
Well, good luck to Eve.Sorry, sorry you had your shot.
I do wonder like She's like,oh, the long distance thing, Okay,
so you're gonna you're gonna meet meetwith a guy. It's gonna be
(19:14):
long distance. Who's moving? Wholisten eaves the high powered lawyer in LA.
I think he's gonna move. It'sgonna have to take it's gonna take
somebody, really, really really,like unless this dude is a is a
billionaire stockbroker, whatever, he's moving. Well, yeah, I mean,
(19:37):
dude, can you imagine the littlebeta soy boys simps that read this article,
their mom probably sent it to himand be like, I'm gonna get
you married, honey, And nowthey're like sliding her dms, the cringe
dms that she's probably getting right now
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