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Of nerds. Here's a topic Icare absolutely nothing about. Shocking. They
are among US matt Ricks, theyare among US Post Congress, hey,
ners is concealing multi decade program thatcaptures UFOs. Can you believe it?
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Nerd Away, John Clark, herewe go. This is from the AP.
So this is not the New YorkPost. This is not you know,
Bucky whoa, whoa? Are youtrying to slander the New York Post.
All I'm saying is the journalistic standardsfeel a little bit higher at the
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AP than they might be at theNew York Post. Listen to the New
York Post is fantastic. They wantgreat articles, and I'm sure we're going
to talk about it last one ofthem tonight. Oh yeah, we are.
So I don't want to disparage themtoo much. I appreciate you providing
content, New York Post. Pleasecontinue to do that, otherwise we don't
have a show. However, theAP reports that the US is concealing a
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long standing program that retrieves and reverseengineers unidentified flying objects of former Air Force
intelligence officer testified Wednesday to Congress.Is air Force even military? Have we
have we talked about that? Dothey even like, do they even like?
What's boot camp at the airport?Air Force donuts in the morning and
you know cake at night. Ohmy gosh, I want to take a
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moment right now. I got introuble late last year for making jokes about
cops putting eight in the back ofan unarmed black guy. You did about
too crazy about the old ben inblue. Some of them are good,
some of them aren't. But howdare you, how dare you say anything
dispouraging about our military. I don'tsee you doing anything, John Clark,
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to protect our country besides polishing upyour pillars in front of your house and
buying guns and buying guns just stuff. Got like a whole guns safe full
of military grade weapons. A joke. I'm not surprised. Joke. If
you're listening, FBI, you believein aliens, but continue well. Retired
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Major David Grush's highly anticipated testimony beforea House Oversight subcommittee was Congress's latest foray
into the world of UAPs, becauseapparently UFOs aren't good enough for Congress anymore.
Or UAP stands for unidentified aerial phenomenabecause apparently we're worried about renaming UFOs
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instead of real problems like I don'tknow the world burning up to one hundred
and twenty degrees last month. ButUAPs are now the official term the US
government uses instead of UFOs. So, by the way, the primary goal
of the brave men and women inthe Air Force is to defend the US
from aerial attacks and those threatening thenation. So that day with the Chinese
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balloon was just floating over the UStaking selfies with it from a plane.
The Air Force, the brave menand women of the Air Force Military Branch,
does this by training airmen and womenon the most current technology, including
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remote controlled aircraft and stealth aircraft.So yes, they are heroes. You
on patriotic Twitch. I am feistyfrom after our vacation. It's been a
minute. It's been a minute.I missed testing Matt, But go back
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do your nerdum well. The studyof the mysterious aircraft, are or objects
often evokes talks of alien or alienare little Green men right, But Democrats
and Republicans in recent years have pushedfor more researchers national security matter due to
concerns that side things observed by pilotsmay be tied to US adversaries. So
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this is less worried about US adversariesor sorry, let's worry about about actual
little green men and aliens, andmore worried about, you know, somebody
floating a spy blowing over our country. But yeah, at the time,
Grush was detailed to National Reconnaissance Office, the agency that operates US by satellites.
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I was informed, he says,in the course of my official duties
of a multi decade UAP crash retrievaland reverse engineering program to which I was
denied access. Asked whether asked whetherthe US government had information about a stressed
your life, Grush said, theUS likely, it's been aware of non
human activity since the thirties, thethirties, matt Rix, So apparently we've
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had we've had little lizard people walkingamong us as the thirties. Another thing
that the man who, if wesay is the name out loud, will
definitely get us banned, has gottenright, mister Ricks. What guy?
So you know, No, Idon't know lizard guy. I'm not gonna
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say his name because we're gonna we'llget a get immediately banned from YouTube.
But the info guy, yeah,that guy, Info Jones is what we
call him info Jones. Is itinfo Jones? Why not, that's not
they're not. The algorithm won't catchthat one. So okay, yeah,
that's fair. That's fair. Soyeah, we got aliens man, and
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apparently it was serious enough that Congressactually wanted to hear about it. So
fun times shocking that Congress wasted ourtime with something. Yeah, no,
I mean, it's it's absolutely youknow, uh, just weird that they
would do something like that. Hattip to the Independent from Britain says Tom
DeLong took hiatus from Blink Win eightytwo to feed his lifelong passion. Eight
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years later, as Congress holds historichearings on UFOs, he says, this
was all part of the plan.Oh, I'm I'm I'm sure, Tom
DeLong. I'm sure you're like ifI quit Blink Win eighty two and I
come back that you know, onceI quit Blink Win e two, Congress
has been kind of quiet about thisUFO thing, But when I come back,
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they'll talk about it. Sure.Sure, they've been waiting on Tom
to come back, to come backto Blink and start writing mediocre music again.
This is so I got to readthis part of the article hat tip
to h who wasn't again the Independentfrom Britain and uh Sheila Flynn. So
talking about how Tom knew that thiswas gonna happen all along, and everything
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that's happening right now is one hundredpercent because of to the Star, he
says, He says, I mean, I've known this, and my guys
know this. We really feel inour company we really changed the course of
the world. We'll take there fromthe guy who doesn't know how to sing
on key. But here's the bestthing, because this tour is significant in
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more ways than one. The band'straveling with families in tow. Good for
them. They are traveling not bywarped bus but by private jet. H
I mean, do you really expectthe Kardashian to travel in a bus?
Of course not, dude. Icompletely forgot that Barker was married to Chloe
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Kardashian, If I'm being honest withyou, Travis Kardashian. So Tom DeLong
is saying he's right, of coursehe is. I don't know if there's
aliens on other planets, why wouldwe assum that we're the only people in
the hemisphere stratosphere, hemisphere, whichone is it galaxy, sphere, hemisphere?
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Who cares? But are they movingin next to me? Why do
I care? I don't know,man, I think that it's interesting to
think about stuff like this. I'ma nerd when it comes to this stuff
like I would love to travel toMars or Venus or wherever. I'd love
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to do stuff like that. I'llbe terrified of it, but I would
love to do it. John,you pissing mowing about taking a flight from
Nashville to Chicago. Now you wantto go to Venus. I can't believe
it's one hundred and sixty nine dollars. I can't believe it. Yeah,
well, obviously you know paying.I wouldn't be paying for that flight there.
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I'd be doing it too, youknow. Be a hero, because
we're such big influencers that we're gonnabe the We're gonna be the first ones
on the Titanic ship to Venus.We'll step out there just to get rid
of us with time DeLong. Now, I will say this, if there
are aliens, it would be niceto tap into that market before Joe Rogan
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does. That's true. If Rogangets to him first, then we got
no shot. Because you think inthe alien world, do you think there's
birth controllers? His population just outof control. So supposedly, if we
were an interplanetary species and colonize theentire galaxy, then we could potentially grow
to approximately one quadrillion people. Sono, do I think aliens have birth
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control? Absolutely not. So man, they're just overran I mean, it's
just like a but it's like it'slike every family's just a bunch of Catholics.
Yeah, Bob boom, So whatdo you think it's gonna come with
this? Nothing? Nothing ever comesto this. I genuinely think this is
a dog and pony show. Iimmediately started thinking, like, all right,
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they're televising this, what else isgoing I'm starting to become a conspiracy
theorist man, because like, they'retelevising this, and I'm like, what
else is going on in the newsright now that they're hiding by having a
stinking congressional hearing on aliens? Whocares? How does that affect me right
now? Well? Listen, Okay, it's obviously got to do something with
politics. Yeah, so Republicans probablythink that this is to cover up Hunter
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Biden. Yeah, but also Magapeople probably think that there's like a death
Star. So the Hunter Biden cocainetax cover up is all a front for
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the death Star to blow up theplanet. Yeah. Yeah, And they
think that Biden's supporters are all stormtroopers. Can you imagine Biden in Darth Vadier
clothes, like he being the oneto talk. Can you imagine thirty years
from now, instead of us likearguing about illegal aliens, Greg Abbott is
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shipping aliens from Texas, actual aliensfrom Texas to New York City because they
just invaded us and we got nowhereto go, throwing booviies in the river
to try to keep them from swimmingacross. And then Maga's calling for a
dome over the US to block usfrom the aliens coming from space. We
get no sunlight anymore, all turninto pasty white people. Could you imagine
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how cluttered if we built a domeover the US. Could you imagine how
cluttered the ceiling would be with allthe balloons and cigarettes smoke and pot smoke
and everything just lingering up there atthe top of the dome of the US.
Nobody liked a match when you gooutside, I mean, it's just
all of it's gonna blow up.Hey, but we can protect ourselves from
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North Korea. We can't fly anywhere. I mean, like the Dome of
Hawaii would be fascinating to see.Hey, you know what if volcano erupts,
everybody's screwed. Can you can youimagine though? Think about this,
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What if there were aliens and thefirst people on this planet that they came
in contact with was Kim Jong un? Like, can you imagine like if
that's the first human that they spawnwas, like, this is how humans
live. He kind of looks likean alien, That's true, he does.
They'd be like, oh, it'sour uncle. He would proclaim himself
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king of Earth, and they wouldall just bow down to Kim Jongoun.
Well that's what he wants. Hewants that from all of us. Anyways,
it is us to bow down