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So, John Clark, we gota story here. This is a hot
hot take courtesy of our friends atthe New York Post. Once again,
go visit our friends at the NewYork Post, because without them, we
would have nothing for the show.Why didn't you just drink rainbow in a
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box taste? Apparently? Okay,so all right, hold on. For
those watching on video, I justdrank this bio Steel Rainbow Twist. If
you're listening on audio, check outthe album cover. This is Rainbow Twist
flavor. I only got it becauseyou buy one, you get one for
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a penny. Okay, that's yourpenny one. I dude, you know,
maybe you should like figure out whatyou're drinking before you can see amit?
Um? Okay? Wow? Thistip? Hold on what we have
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just lost? If there was anychance that they were ever gonna sponsor us,
I don't want is never gonna happen. This is the worst. This
is the the Oh my god,Okay, we gotta figure what hold on,
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John Clark, hold on? Okay, wow, who makes that?
It's bio Steel. Oh that's thecompany name. It was like, oh,
they're Canadian or something. No,it's a Canadian company. Um.
Oh my god. Okay, sothis is the this is the Rainbow Flavor
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bio steel, and it kind oftastes like, um, uh nail polish
remover. Um, that's an oddlyspecific taste. Oh it smells like it
too. Geez, don't wonder whythey've given this crap away for a penny?
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All right, okay look at this. Okay. Now they're Canadian,
so there's a strike strike up them. Um. I mean you can get
it everywhere Walmart, Amazon, CBS, Harris Teeter. I didn't know Harris
Teeter was still around. Um.Okay, you can get uh five hydration
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packages of the Rainbow Twist on Amazonfor twenty nine nine, or you know,
go just find you know, nailpals remover for a dollar night nine
because it tastes the same. Idrinks lake water. Okay, different,
here we go. They got BioSteelCreatine. Oh dear god. Um,
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this Rainbow Twist one has watermelon,lemon, grape, strawberry, raspberry,
blueberry, BlackBerry, orange, zerosugar bios BioSteel sports Nutrition out of Buffalo,
New York, and their Canadian companythat has a partnership with the NHL.
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NHL, it's time all right.Whatever I said earlier in the day
about Maga, I'm I'm I'm callingon Maga right now. We're gonna bud
light this bios steel. Okay,So here's the deal. The rainbow twist
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has been out for it seems likesince the company started. And I don't
think it's anything to do with youknow, Pride Month or anything like that.
But this is so disgusting and Magais so stupid that I'm just gonna
tell them it's a rainbow and nowwe can ban this crap. Oh,
this is terrible. This is horrible. This is absolutely the worst thing I
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have ever tasted. Maga. Allright, it is. We are starting
July. We got we got nothinggoing on, we have no presidential debates.
This is your new bud Light righthere, and it actually, Okay,
I'll be honest with you, budLight tastes better than this crap.
And you know what I said,You know what I think about bud Light.
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Yeah, that's piss water. Thisis like, this is like what
overflowed toilet water would taste like ifyour toilet got clogged and it hit the
floor. Speaking of bud Light andboycott against stuff like that, I noticed
just the other day that Sam's Clubin Walmart are also celebrating Pride stuff this
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month. They actually did targeted commercialson it, and nobody said anything.
Well why, well because the hillbecause the hillbilly's got to go to Walmart?
All right? But John, youare trying to with you with your
broken voice right now, your wishdot com voice. You're trying to distract
Maga from the real protest, whichis this crap. Look, it's a
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rainbow. Can you imagine, Maga, Can you imagine if you walked into
a CVS or a gas station.I got minea twice daily, but I
know they're not available everywhere. Ilearned that the hard way last time.
I was in California and I waslooking for her twice daily. But Maga,
could you imagine right now if youwalked in with your child into a
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gas station and this container was facingthem. Think about the downfall of America
now, don't worry about the factthat it's been a rainbow twist forever in
a day and it's got nothing todo with Pride month. I just collectively
want to save everybody from this horrible, horrible drink that literally is like burning
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my throat right now, five minutesafter I took a sip of it.
Maybe it'll help my vocal cords ifi'd drink some dude, this will okay
for a guy who has messed upvocal cords anyways, like I do.
Yeah, I'm afraid that I'm gonnabe like thanks a lot, bio Steel,
I'm probably never gonna have a voiceagain after I wake up tomorrow morning.
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So it's got essential electrolytes, noartificial colors or flavors, no preservatives,
recyclable plant based cap and made fromrenewable materials. Oh maga, this
is such a woke drink with theirrainbow Come on, that's I don't care
about. I don't want to bringdown the whole company. I don't know.
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They have a great one that Ithink probably taste like the color purple
after tasting this. I'm not callingfor a full boycott of BioSteel. I'm
calling for a boycott of this crap, just that drink, the Rainbow Twist.
John Clark, will you join itwith me today, right now,
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with your broken wish dot com voiceand supporting that you will never buy this
Rainbow Twist BioSteel. No, whatI'll do is I'll buy it and then
take it in my backyard and shootit. Shoot it. Kid Rock,
its right and the spirit of kidRock. BioSteel. I'm gonna go outside
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and I'm gonna light this. Ibet, I bet if I Okay,
seriously, hold on. I wasgonna say, for for y'all that have
lighters or you smoke, don't openthis lid and light light your cigar,
cigarette or a campfire, because you'regonna you're gonna blow your face off with
this stuff. Yeah, dude,I might save this for I might save
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this just so you can drink it. I don't know if you can see
that, but it's already foaming atthe top. I mean, I mean,
hey, here's the deal. Whydon't we worry less about the plant
based cap and spend a little bitmore money in the research department to make
sure that this doesn't taste like nastycrap. Yeah, I don't even taste
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function. It just tastes like chemicals. We'll see. Okay, here's the
thing. Not all fruits are madeto just smash together. They're not.
It's not gonna taste bright. Evenfruit salad has a limit, Like there's
certain fruits you don't put in fruitsalad. You don't put all the fruits
and fruit salad, So like,why try to smash you literally named every
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single fruit in the ingredient. Listen, I can think of it. Why
why? Why put them all togetherin a drink? I don't understand what
are you getting out of that?Hey, the second ingredient in this is
citric acid. Wow? Okay,but there's a wait, where's my warning
label? Hold on, they're supposedto be a warning label on this stuff?
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Um, okay, okay, wellno, apparently there's According to goalie
monkey dot com, so you knowwe're dealing with some hot takes here,
there's a lead warning for BioSteel.Consuming this product can expose you to chemicals,
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including lead, which is known tothe state of California to cause cancer
and birth defects or other reproductive harm. It isn't the name I mean steel,
right? Wait, So for youpeople, for y'all who drink twelve
of these a day, you suckthem down like they're Coca cola or New
Virginia slims. This might make youlike not fertile. Yeah, because of
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the lagging. I mean, dowe really want these people reproducing that are
sucking bound twelve of those of aday. I mean I bought one for
a penny and I bio steel yellowme a penny. All Right, this
is not cool. I guess there'sa lawsuit as well because they claimed that
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they had the healthiest sports drink.There's there's a class action lawsuit that said
they had the healthiest sports drink andthey don't. Okay, do you remember
that reminds me of that. Ithink Pizza Hut sued Papa John's a long
time ago because Papa John's has likeletter Pizza have better ingredients and stuff like
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that, and Pizza Hut sued them. Yeah, because they said they were
lying. That's what That sounds likeGatorade sue and BioSteel or whatever. Um
if you apparently this helps with crampsfor working out, kind of like you
know, pickle juice. Shout outto Nate Miller, Um drink pickle juice.
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Then sounds like that's way better.But dude, they have like creatine,
which I would not. I wouldnot. It probably has a reverse
effect. You probably don't get anymuscle gain. You probably just lose your
it probably just eat your muscles alive, allegedly, um BioSteel dot com.
Oh yeah, dude, Like,what is what is wrong with the NHL?
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I mean, why you're so closelyaligned to Russia. There's your first
problem, that's true, and thentwo you're serving your players this but they
can't do hgh. I mean like, I'm sorry, we're not even gonna
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talk about what I wanted to talkabout because I'm so pissed right now about
this. Well, um they havea TikTok. They have a TikTok page.
I need to Oh. I mean, if I've post a video,
they'll probably ban us again because umgagot them on TikTok Mago. Look,
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rainbow color, rainbow twist, budlight this crap. Bud light It not
because it's rainbow, but you simpsare so you don't do any fact checking
on anything, so you'll see arainbow and just going boycott it. So
let's cancel this. Here is seenin a container. This is seriously,
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this is a BioSteel. Come atme, tell me why this is not
the worst thing I've ever tasted.John Clark, what are your thoughts on
this with your broken down voice.Listen, if it tastes as bad as
you say it does, I'm allin for trying it to see if it'll
help, you know, chemically,see or my vocal cords. Maybe they'll
come back, my voice will comeback stronger than ever. I don't know,
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but I mean, yeah, I'mon board. Let's let's buy it.
Let's do a whole campaign. Let'sbuy five bottles of it. Will
shoot one bottle, We'll light anotherbottle on fire. We'll see if your
dog will drink the other bottle.O our dogs collectively will drink the next
bottle. Then we can give thelast one to our kids. No share,
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No, I love my kids.I do not want to give them
this. And apparently they won't befertile if you give it to them anyway.
And in twenty years, hey,all your parents worried about teen pregnancy
with your children, give them this, apparently, according to the State of
California. Yeah, maga, seriously, rainbow twist. It's got a rainbow.
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We know how, we know howyou people stay up all night looking
at boycott anything with a rainbow.Here, it is here, it is,
Get rid of it, Get ridof it and then once, once
we bring this down, we'll haveJohn Clark with a better voice talking about
how you can bring down Walmart.Let's do it. Go to bios,
Hey, go to BioSteel dot com. You can get yourself a trucker hat
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for thirty for thirty four ninety nine. Is it a No, it's red
because, like, dude, likethis isn't a political thing, like this
is just like one of their flavors, right, drink Yeah, I mean
they have Rainbow Twist. They haveblue raspberry mixberry, cherry, lime,
peach, mango. Okay, ifRainbow twists, who who who? On
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their website? If you go toBioSteel dot com, I'll fight every one
of you people. There's three thousandfifty four reviews on rainbow on the Rainbow
Twist, did they love it?Says it's got five stars? Who are
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you? Who are you? People? They're deleting the bad ones, They're
deleting the bag. They control theflow of information. Don't don't go to
their website page. You gotta goto like their Google reviews page or something,
or their Amazon page or something likethat that's gonna have the real reviews
on it. My Okay, here. Eric F said, Uh, my
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nine and ten year old love it. They probably worshiped the devil. Yeah,
I mean, oh yeah, dude. These so oh, I'm just
saying, like I'm I'm not gonnasay these are fake reviews because I'm not
gonna do that that that could bedefamatory. I am gonna say, though,
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these are some suspicious These are somesimps on this page right here.
All right, maybe if you drinkthis and this is about Rainbow Twist,
isn't about the company. I'm gonnatry the other drinks and if they're better
than this crap, then we're Ican't get how are you gonna have like
ninety six percent five star reviews?You can't get ninety six percent of people
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to agree on anything. No,No, that that means that the maga
crowd and the Democrats both love thisdrink. And I don't buy that.
You're telling me. You're telling mebio Steel Rainbow Twists brought America together.
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Um, all right, here yougo. Oh god, dude, you
know this is a maga person.I need you, desiree to help help
with the with the campaign to cancel. She gave it one star and said,
based on the package. I'm notsold at all. You got that
right, sister, cancel. Youknow that was You know that's a mega
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person right there. Absolutely it is, Absolutely it is. Lawrence B said
gave it one star review because hecan't find it at a grocery store and
doesn't want it ship to his home. You don't want to find it?
No, yes, that's that's nota scavenger hut. You want to win,
sir. Hat tipped to Matthew W. He said, I'm leaving this
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review as part of an entry.Stop making people leave fake reviews. Thanks
boom busted and you guys kept thaton your side. Oh so everybody's leaving
five star reviews because then they getlike m one guy wrote, false review
have never tried. Ah, soyou just getting people to leave reviews,
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Yeah, so that they can winone of your trucker hats for thirty four
dollars. I got mean if it'sred, we gotcha, Yeah, I
mean all right. Had tip hadtip to Bio Steel for making literally the
worst drink. And I drink gasstation coffee. Yeah, um half the
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time in my refrigerator, my milkis sour, it's expired, and I
still drink it. That's true,that's true, and this is the worst
thing I've ever had. BioSteel dotcom. Rainbow twist Mega get on the
outrage train, of course, thenI'll liberals. If Maga gets on this,
then liberals will buy it and thenit'll be like until they taste it.
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Dude, I mean seriously, dude, like like, can you imagine
that? Can you imagine that thePride people want to be associated with that?
No, Pride people, you deservebetter. LGBTQ community, you deserve
better. Tell them to leave yourrainbow alone, because I mean, dude,
this is like the stuff you givewith somebody faints and then you like
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you have them like smelling this isit? Yep? Well, now we
know there is such a thing astoo many fruits. Too many fruits,
and yeah, I mean, BioSteel, if you want to come on and
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defend your drink on the Ranch Show, we'll take it. We will take
you, mister BioSteel, and youcan ask me. You can tell me
why you don't have anybody test yourproduct before you start shipping it out the
stores. The rants dot Com