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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Everybody go to the Rants show store and gets your
sex criminal line of T shirts.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I want to take a moment right now. It's a
dark time in America, y'all. The mag of mouth breathers
are in charge of America for a little bit. But
the gods shine on us today as a country.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Do you know what I'm talking about, Nate Miller or
John Clark?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
No, you have no clue. Let me explain it to you.
You Hea, the god today shine down America and the world. Okay,
by letting Roman reigns in the og bloodline Pete Sola
Nicola and the new bloodline.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know, I salute to my tribal chief.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You are welcome to come over to my house anytime
and watch real sports.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
You know you can watch. You can watch.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You can watch Arkansas football, basketball, baseball, or any Arkansas
sport really anytime you want you over, mind, just come
on over.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I'll turn you into a dog fan.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
First and foremost, the problem with Arkansas sports is that
they don't have a tribal chief like Roman raids.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
If we did, maybe we'd win a few more games.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Listen, you you would be you would be head head
and shoulders above everybody at that moment in time.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yes, if there is anybody who can understand the MAGA mindset,
it's Arkansas fans because we've been supporting a loser for
the last like two and a half decades. I mean
we've just it's it's just constant, you know, just lost
after every time you think it's gonna get better, it
gets worse. And so you know, I understand where the
(01:59):
MAGA people are because I just keep going back to
the well, like I'm ready to get hurt again next year.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Tariffs hurt my bottom line? Who cares?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Well? I do want to say something.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You invited me over to watch sports at your house. Yeah,
I did that once March Madness. I watched you, your
your lovely wife, and your four kids all go whoopig suiy,
and I watched how y'all got incredibly angry. Yeah, including
the like the three year old that you have got angry.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
When they gave up a dunk. Yeah it was basketball. Yeah.
Let me ask you a question as a as a father. Okay,
your kids are walking down a dark alley.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Okay if their dad shows them Roman reigns and wrestling, are.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
You showing basketball?
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Are they gonna protect themselves by dribbling, or are they
gonna protect themselves by giving them a Superman punch.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
They're gonna what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
If they do wrestling moves in the alley, They're just
gonna give themselves a concussion and probably break their own neck.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
I have to be attacked.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
They'll just do a backflip and land on their head.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, Hey, I actually told the girlfriend the other day.
I was like, I want to do a German supplex
on you in the pool sometime. All right, I'll maybe
body slam you, show you some wrestling moves. Then then
you'll you'll really grow to love wrestling. I do that
with my kids, Dude, I'll be like German suplex on
my kids.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Oh the pool, mag I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Do a German supplex like on the grass or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yeah, listen, he's not. He doesn't actually hit his wife
like you guys do.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yeah good, Yeah, yeah yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
John, I'm John.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Shall we totally out Matt and and and ask him
who did he call or who did he text on
Thanksgiving on who to bet for?
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Hey, listen, I don't care. I I will never.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Forgive Matt for betting against Arkansas basketball. If he'd just
said Arkansas football, I'd have told you to be yes
from soft football. But betting against Arkansas basketball is unforgivable,
Absolutely unforgivable. But I won, yep, because he doesn't matter.
It's fighting a line, doesn't matter, doesn't matter. You should
have you should have chosen Arkansas basketball and shown shown
(04:17):
me some loyalty here. Because here's the deal, Nate Miller.
This is what you don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I invited Matt over to my house on Friday, and
and this is this.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Is I knew he wasn't gonna come when he texted
me at eleven and was like, hey, do you want
to have lunch with the kids or something like that.
And I texted him a couple hours later, I'm like, hey, dude,
I got food. I've been cooking. Just come on over
whenever I got food here. He texted me back at
like four thirty and he's like, hey, dude, gotta take
a rain check. Sorry, I just been working all day.
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And I said, you know what, one of these days
I'm gonna die, and at my funeral when they put
me in the ground, you can let me down one
last time.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
And I laughed.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
I laughed at that one that was pretty good.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But he's gonna come He's gonna come over next week.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
It's always next week. I'm like a deadbeat dad. Like, kids,
I can't come see you this week. Next week, I'll
take you to the circus.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
My kids literally had a picture of him in one
of the chairs at our kitchen table, and I said,
what are you guys doing?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
And he goes.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They go, we're trying to summon cupcake. Maybe if we
put him in the chair and feed him a dinner roll,
he'll show up.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
So I was like, okay, well i'll let him.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
I'll let him know you're not the only one I
disappoint every day.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
John Clark, before we top in, before we before we
jump in, sorry, top in, before we top in on
the heels of our celebration as the world celebrated today,
John Clark, I like you to congratulate our tribal chief,
Roman Reigns on an impressive victory for Summer Survivor Series.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Go hey, Roman Reigns, I'm sure you nailed it with
your ultra top rope suplex supreme and I am I
am so glad that you beat the opponent.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
And his cousin Sola Sokola.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I am so glad that you wrestled with your cousin
in speedos and probably no shirt, because that makes a
ton of sense. And you it totally wasn't gay at all,
I'm sure. And you you pinned him to the mat.
You pinned your cousin to the mat in espeedo with
no shirt for at least three seconds.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Good job, Roman Reigns, You're the man, Maga Miller.
Speaker 6 (06:50):
Would you like to go congratulations og tribal Chief on
your impressive win. May your reign be long and prosperous,
just like Donald Trump and the Red Kingdom.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Can I just show you all real quick, like, look
at the drip on Roman Reigns.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, no, oh god, he's not hip to what the
kids say.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Matt rit going after.
Speaker 4 (07:25):
The drip.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
That ain't speedos, bro, look at that. Look at that drip, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, it's first time he's worn pants on camera in
like six years.
Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, he ain He ain't Dwayne the Rock Johnson when
when he's supposedly knocked out and he's got a little
bit of a wedgie quickly reaching back behind and pulling
it out, he's gonna.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Wear pants, So that don't happen.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
By the way, screw the Rock all right, He's gonna
turn on our tribal chief at WrestleMania forty one, and
I'm here to watch Roman Reigns Superman punch his butt anyways.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
For everybody here, I know, wrestling his cousin punching Dlayne
Rock Johnson in the butt.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I'm really look just like everybody, Just like a lot
of people realize the Thanksgiving there's some family drama all
right in the in the bloodline right now that we
got to take care of.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This is the events sh