#tiktok #cooking #influencer
Episode Transcript
Take that flat earthers. You know, I'm shocked that there's actually people who
believe the earth is flat. I'mnot have you listen. Has TikTok taught
you nothing, sir? There arepeople out there who think that white women
on TikTok are actually going to putgood recipes out there instead of just like
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dumping nacho cheese on top of it. Okay, listen, listen. Every
night I get on my knees,I clasped my hands together, I say,
dear Lord, thank you for allthe cooking videos on TikTok. You
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are a good lord. The battlebelongs to you. The TikTok videos of
white women and really expensive kitchens,yes, coming up with some of the
dumbest concoctions to make Its just dumpingcrap in a pan and calling it a
casserole. It's the And then youknow, like they're cooking and they're always
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it's it's always this thing. It'salways like the cheapest of cheapest ingredients.
Okay, like we're not using shreddedcheese, we're using like spray can cheese.
Okay, but they always have lowcut tops on and they're bending over
to cook. So that's you know. Yeah, and then it's like and
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they always got the simp husband orboyfriend or whatever, who's got to try
it as soon as it comes outof the oven. Yeah, so that
they can exclaim how good it is. Amazing. I saw a girl once
do a video. It was chickennuggets, french fries McDonald's french fries,
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corn can like like cheese, likenacho cheese. Yeah, I think like
hot dogs or something. It wasthe grossest thing, but I watched it
all three minutes of it, soI hope they made their penny off of
me. Yeah. Yeah, Sothat's the problem. It's mesmerizing. You
can't look away from it. That'sthat's the issue. Is you just watch
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it, and you're just watching itfor how bad you know it's gonna be.
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