August 10, 2023 • 7 mins
John and Matt, the dynamic duo of The Wrants Show, return from their much-needed vacation, bursting with energy and ready to unleash their prowess. In this uproarious episode, they dive headfirst into the perplexing question posed by Matt: why do women find fall and winter so romantic, when all it seems to be is cold and wet?
As the show ensues, John and Matt dissect the contrasting perspectives on romance during the colder seasons. With their trademark wit and charm, they share personal anecdotes, engage in playful debates, and even attempt to uncover the secret behind this enigmatic phenomenon.
However, amidst the laughter, John finds himself facing a practical dilemma – the size of his house. Matt wonders if John’s abode is simply too big for him to efficiently cool and heat without resorting to solar panels.
TheWrants.com
#romance #relationships
As the show ensues, John and Matt dissect the contrasting perspectives on romance during the colder seasons. With their trademark wit and charm, they share personal anecdotes, engage in playful debates, and even attempt to uncover the secret behind this enigmatic phenomenon.
However, amidst the laughter, John finds himself facing a practical dilemma – the size of his house. Matt wonders if John’s abode is simply too big for him to efficiently cool and heat without resorting to solar panels.
TheWrants.com
#romance #relationships
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
So he took the month of Julyoff. Yeah, not that anybody but
my ex's care. At least,at least Daddy Matt is still getting paid
through your ex's that's right. I'mlike that birdman. Yeah, you know
where he's he's he's rubbing his handstogether. But if you're watching this on
(00:25):
live stream or on video, JohnClark has officially quit and we've replaced him
with an AI generated image of JohnClark. I have no clue what is
going on in your world. Seethis is what happens. I have been
harping on John for months to geta ring light so everybody can see his
(00:48):
porcelain skinned, his pearly white teeth, his beard that resembles one of Jesus.
He gets the ring light, andnow he looks like one of those
AI girlfriends that you since fell inlove with. So so here comes August.
(01:19):
Yeah, I'm just trying to killsometimes. So this, this portion
here can be its own track,so we don't have to work so much.
Well, I mean, Daddy Matt, Daddy Matt loving those hands together.
Gotta get paid from the exes.The month of you talked about.
Here comes August, the month ofJuly supposedly the hottest month on record in
(01:42):
the world, and I gotta tellyou here in Tennessee hadn't been too bad,
man. I haven't. I haven't. Hasn't felt like the hottest month
on record here in Tennessee? Hasit to you? Ai generated John Clark?
Have we really come to the pointwhere we're talking about last month's local
weather? Dare I? Heeart spreaker. I hope you're listening and you will
(02:07):
take our show national after that hottake by John Clark. No, it
hasn't been hot. I like thesummer. I like to heat. I
like to sweat. Yeah, Iknow you keep your house like sixty well,
no, eighty six degrees. Idon't put the hair on. For
all you people who think there issomething okay, women especially who are like
(02:29):
I love fall, I love winter. It's so romantic. What is there
the romantic about being cold and wet? Right? I mean snow? How
romantic is snow? Go walk outin the snow for thirty minutes and then
tell me when you're feed are wetand freezing, how romantic you feel.
(02:53):
I'm not a huge fan of ofwet weather, period, So you know
there's do you know that there's morebabies born in August now than there is
any other month. Come back,nine months? What month is nine months
from August? You got nothing,You got nothing better to do than partake
(03:15):
of the marital fruit or non maritalnon marital fruit, you heathens. That's
what happens when you take prayer outof schools. Thanks a lot, Hunter
Biden, I got. I gota laugh from Ai generated John Clark.
That's pretty good. So yeah,Okay, to sum up this episode,
(03:38):
it was it was hot but nottoo hot. And look, okay,
I'm gonna I gotta figure out howto say this delicately. Okay, all
the movies I want to go backto women thinking that when Fallen Winter is
romantic. Okay, okay, allthe little movies that you women watch,
your little fifty shades and all theselittle romantic movies. It's fifty shades of
(04:03):
romance movie? Is that? Ijust I just know this that that movie
gave in cells hope like I couldbe a weirdo and get a chick.
That it's so true. I feellike Twilight is the one that started all
that, though, because because Twilightwas the original weirdoa. The vampire guy.
(04:25):
Yeah, I saw half of thetwloight. I saw half of a
Twilight movie, and I was like, what am I missing here? But
I want to go back to mypoint before you just hurt me a I
generated John Clark. Yeah, goahead. So your little romance movies,
your rom coms, your fifty shadesare gray. You you, you pervy,
(04:45):
pervy people get into church. Anyways, I digress. None of those
romantic cheek clapping scenes are done inwinter when it's cold. We're all done
inside, right, but they're likehot and sweating. Nobody's like sitting there
with cold, snowy feet being like, let's get it hot. So where
(05:06):
did we come up with this liethat fall in winter is great? I
like sweating. It's just it's it'sall the it's all the colors and all
the leaves and all that good stuff'sgot to come down here the leaves.
Let me tell you something, ladies, if y'all actually went out there and
had to rake the leaves, youwould not think the colorful leaves are beautiful?
(05:28):
All right? Done any leaf rakingyet? No, not yet.
It's cutting my grass every five daysbecause in Tennessee it rains for thirty minutes,
rain sideways, brutal lights flicker,and then it goes back to ninety
five degrees. So I had tocut my grass every four days before I
create a brothel in my backyard forthe snakes. Dude, It okay,
(05:51):
So that's something else I got totalk about. I know that this is
not where we're supposed to talk about. I was going to talk about aliens
among us any time. Hope youenjoy this episode, Sprinker. iHeart take
us national. Dude. Our powerwent out the other day because it thundered.
There was no wind. I didn'tsee any lightning, and our power
(06:12):
went out. Literally. I hearda clap of thunder, no lightning,
no nothing, and power was gone. It sucks around, John Clark.
It's because you don't listen to me. Jeez. It's not that I'm upset.
I'm just disappointed that you don't listen. What being different? How many
times have I told you that thatmassive mansion of a house that you have
needs its own power grid? God, all right, dude, we are
(06:40):
going to have to go solar orsomething like that. Mans last month,
Oh look, we gotta go solarour mansion. The butler doesn't get its
Christmas bonus this year, because somebody'sgot to clean the pillars in our house.
And yet, and yet, Ibegged this guy for eight months tog
a ring light. You got yourring light. And now you're complaining that
(07:03):
I look AI generated because apparently myface is too perfect on screen or something
like, it looks so phony bologny, my teeth too white? Is that
a problem, sir? That Itake care of myself. The Minecraft ladies
are gonna love you. Tell yourwife to hide you
So he took the month of Julyoff. Yeah, not that anybody but
my ex's care. At least,at least Daddy Matt is still getting paid
through your ex's that's right. I'mlike that birdman. Yeah, you know
where he's he's he's rubbing his handstogether. But if you're watching this on
(00:25):
live stream or on video, JohnClark has officially quit and we've replaced him
with an AI generated image of JohnClark. I have no clue what is
going on in your world. Seethis is what happens. I have been
harping on John for months to geta ring light so everybody can see his
(00:48):
porcelain skinned, his pearly white teeth, his beard that resembles one of Jesus.
He gets the ring light, andnow he looks like one of those
AI girlfriends that you since fell inlove with. So so here comes August.
(01:19):
Yeah, I'm just trying to killsometimes. So this, this portion
here can be its own track,so we don't have to work so much.
Well, I mean, Daddy Matt, Daddy Matt loving those hands together.
Gotta get paid from the exes.The month of you talked about.
Here comes August, the month ofJuly supposedly the hottest month on record in
(01:42):
the world, and I gotta tellyou here in Tennessee hadn't been too bad,
man. I haven't. I haven't. Hasn't felt like the hottest month
on record here in Tennessee? Hasit to you? Ai generated John Clark?
Have we really come to the pointwhere we're talking about last month's local
weather? Dare I? Heeart spreaker. I hope you're listening and you will
(02:07):
take our show national after that hottake by John Clark. No, it
hasn't been hot. I like thesummer. I like to heat. I
like to sweat. Yeah, Iknow you keep your house like sixty well,
no, eighty six degrees. Idon't put the hair on. For
all you people who think there issomething okay, women especially who are like
(02:29):
I love fall, I love winter. It's so romantic. What is there
the romantic about being cold and wet? Right? I mean snow? How
romantic is snow? Go walk outin the snow for thirty minutes and then
tell me when you're feed are wetand freezing, how romantic you feel.
(02:53):
I'm not a huge fan of ofwet weather, period, So you know
there's do you know that there's morebabies born in August now than there is
any other month. Come back,nine months? What month is nine months
from August? You got nothing,You got nothing better to do than partake
(03:15):
of the marital fruit or non maritalnon marital fruit, you heathens. That's
what happens when you take prayer outof schools. Thanks a lot, Hunter
Biden, I got. I gota laugh from Ai generated John Clark.
That's pretty good. So yeah,Okay, to sum up this episode,
(03:38):
it was it was hot but nottoo hot. And look, okay,
I'm gonna I gotta figure out howto say this delicately. Okay, all
the movies I want to go backto women thinking that when Fallen Winter is
romantic. Okay, okay, allthe little movies that you women watch,
your little fifty shades and all theselittle romantic movies. It's fifty shades of
(04:03):
romance movie? Is that? Ijust I just know this that that movie
gave in cells hope like I couldbe a weirdo and get a chick.
That it's so true. I feellike Twilight is the one that started all
that, though, because because Twilightwas the original weirdoa. The vampire guy.
(04:25):
Yeah, I saw half of thetwloight. I saw half of a
Twilight movie, and I was like, what am I missing here? But
I want to go back to mypoint before you just hurt me a I
generated John Clark. Yeah, goahead. So your little romance movies,
your rom coms, your fifty shadesare gray. You you, you pervy,
(04:45):
pervy people get into church. Anyways, I digress. None of those
romantic cheek clapping scenes are done inwinter when it's cold. We're all done
inside, right, but they're likehot and sweating. Nobody's like sitting there
with cold, snowy feet being like, let's get it hot. So where
(05:06):
did we come up with this liethat fall in winter is great? I
like sweating. It's just it's it'sall the it's all the colors and all
the leaves and all that good stuff'sgot to come down here the leaves.
Let me tell you something, ladies, if y'all actually went out there and
had to rake the leaves, youwould not think the colorful leaves are beautiful?
(05:28):
All right? Done any leaf rakingyet? No, not yet.
It's cutting my grass every five daysbecause in Tennessee it rains for thirty minutes,
rain sideways, brutal lights flicker,and then it goes back to ninety
five degrees. So I had tocut my grass every four days before I
create a brothel in my backyard forthe snakes. Dude, It okay,
(05:51):
So that's something else I got totalk about. I know that this is
not where we're supposed to talk about. I was going to talk about aliens
among us any time. Hope youenjoy this episode, Sprinker. iHeart take
us national. Dude. Our powerwent out the other day because it thundered.
There was no wind. I didn'tsee any lightning, and our power
(06:12):
went out. Literally. I hearda clap of thunder, no lightning,
no nothing, and power was gone. It sucks around, John Clark.
It's because you don't listen to me. Jeez. It's not that I'm upset.
I'm just disappointed that you don't listen. What being different? How many
times have I told you that thatmassive mansion of a house that you have
needs its own power grid? God, all right, dude, we are
(06:40):
going to have to go solar orsomething like that. Mans last month,
Oh look, we gotta go solarour mansion. The butler doesn't get its
Christmas bonus this year, because somebody'sgot to clean the pillars in our house.
And yet, and yet, Ibegged this guy for eight months tog
a ring light. You got yourring light. And now you're complaining that
(07:03):
I look AI generated because apparently myface is too perfect on screen or something
like, it looks so phony bologny, my teeth too white? Is that
a problem, sir? That Itake care of myself. The Minecraft ladies
are gonna love you. Tell yourwife to hide you
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Follow now to get the latest episodes of Dateline NBC completely free, or subscribe to Dateline Premium for ad-free listening and exclusive bonus content: DatelinePremium.com
New Heights with Jason & Travis Kelce
Football’s funniest family duo — Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles and Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs — team up to provide next-level access to life in the league as it unfolds. The two brothers and Super Bowl champions drop weekly insights about the weekly slate of games and share their INSIDE perspectives on trending NFL news and sports headlines. They also endlessly rag on each other as brothers do, chat the latest in pop culture and welcome some very popular and well-known friends to chat with them. Check out new episodes every Wednesday. Follow New Heights on the Wondery App, YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to new episodes early and ad-free, and get exclusive content on Wondery+. Join Wondery+ in the Wondery App, Apple Podcasts or Spotify. And join our new membership for a unique fan experience by going to the New Heights YouTube channel now!