August 27, 2024 • 50 mins
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I must WARN YOU BIG TIME ON THIS ONE! TRIGGER WARNING!!!!
Roch Thériault, was a Canadian cult leader and convicted murderer. Thériault, a self-proclaimed prophet under the name Moïse (French for Moses) founded the Ant Hill Kids in 1977. They were a doomsday cult whose beliefs were based on those of the Seventh-day Adventist Church. Be prepared... it gets heavy.
We start the show with - THIS WEEK IN ROCK HISTORY! - On my never-ending quest to keep music and artists from the past in everyone’s hearts I have another Top 10 Chart List ending on August 22nd in 1987 aka 37 Years ago! And follow it up with Billboards Top 20 Alternative Songs for the week ending on August 22nd, 2009! Can you believe these songs came out 15 YEARS AGO!!!
And we end the show with a Palate cleanser - Guinness World Records that are just bizarre.
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In guy.
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Yeah.
So you just rub itlike you take the shaft,
you just shove it inside of your mouthand out of your mouth rigorously.
Jesus. Out of your mouth.
And it's just, it's regular.
Just regular teeth brushing.
Shit, dude.
I'm telling you, I was hoping you'regonna start off with the clown song.
What?
Oh. We're starting. Okay.
What's up dude?
How are you doing?
What brings you here? Oh, I don't know.
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I just saw you come here often,and I was just like, hey, dad's up here.
What's up folks?
It's another podcast in the woods, and,we're here to find out.
There's a podcast in the woods.
Only if we're here. It apparently it will.
Percy Templeton, man.
I mean, we're in.
We're near Percy numberten right now. Full.
Yeah. You.
I did not set you up, fully.
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It's okay. Man.
This is the clip we're doing.
Rolls backwards in the lawnchair down the fucking ravine.
That's, that's a tasty one.
It's only abouta 300ft drop here behind us.
Yeah.
Looks good.
Chillin, chillin. You got the frame?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.Rocking back and forth in your chair.
It's cool, it's cool, it's stable.
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As long as my two legsmatch these four legs, we're good.
Perfect. Cool.Yeah. We're on a bit of a cliff here.
as you can't see. Yeah.
So it's all artistic for us.
You can't tell that.
But it's the element of danger.
Definitely add something to a podcast.
I find awesome podcast mode.
Most podcasters are in no real danger,and you can tell it shows. So.
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So, yeah, you're goingto get our authentic selves here.
I'm just gonna quickly go over the listof what I brought,
for us just to drag the, the listeners in.
so first off,
I'm going to start off with what I didlast week that was ever so popular.
you did some popular last week.
Yeah.
We're going to go on the questof looking at this week in music history,
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top 200 Billboard charts. Just.
Oh, dang, blast off some songs. Okay.
And we don't have time for top 200.
I'll kind it.
Counting backwards from 1000.
Here are all of the songs of the world.That'll hockey.
Yeah, that'llthat'll get them in here. Yeah.
apparently big audio dynamite,which I did know.
And I'm just such a fucking dweeb.
My brother told me after or.
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Sorry. Jump job.
man, that cat's out of the bag.
no one Mega.What's his name from the clash?
It's his other band after.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
I didn't realize, And then you can so hear it
when you listen to the music and stufflike that.
Listen, the last episode, we,we have big audio dynamite.
My boss, Beth, was just talking about, big Audio Dynamite the other day,
and she'sjamming on the way into work begins.
And here's like, why?
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How why so trippy tool.
Here's the deal with.
So the first thing we're going to start
off is with, it's alternativerock this year in 1987.
And then again, this or sorry,this week, 1987 and then this week, 2009.
So I got a couple of charts.I'm only gonna go over the
top ten.
Thank you.
and then I have, a very triggerwarning one, but it's not very I'm
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going to censor it a little bit,but it's actually really cool to cult
you may never have heard of.
it's called The Anthill Kids.
I'm always down for a new coat. Yeah.
So this one,if you haven't heard of the Hill closer.
Heard of the Anthill?
Kids know it's a spicy one,let me tell you.
Yeah. It's,it's a good read. It's a good read.
But it's also messed up.
It sounds and it's idea.
Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Good Canadian boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Highlighting the Canadians.
Well. Hey, look a squirrel. Whoa!
See, now I'm pointing oh right there.
Oh, yes. Yeah.
And then lastly, I've got some worldrecords that are kind of just,
you know, cool, but weirdthat you probably also never heard of.
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But there's some weird world worldrecords.
It's a bit of a palate cleanserafter the Ant Hill Kids,
because the Ant Hill Kids is going to bea bit of a going to be a rough ride. Okay.
Yeah,it's a rough ride out here in the woods.
So anyways, this podcast,the Woods it does.
so I was supposed to we'rejust waiting to find out if it does. But.
anything you want to spitballbefore we get diving into this.
I'm like, I meant to get up earlier,and I just kind of, like,
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rolled out of bedand ran over to the house immediately.
So I'm just still waking up.
Got the old coffee, got me to listento young de tell some stories here.
Well, this plane goes overhead. Shot it.
pumpkin spice latte.
This is the second day it's out,so you know it's already fall.
Bugs are attacking me. She.
no pumpkin spice latte.
It's kind of cool that it's audio.It's like clockwork.
The old PSL from from trim Nortons,they're pretty good.
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Did you upsell, boy?
like one once in a while. I'll take it.
I don't really I don't really discriminateagainst any of or another.
It's it's got my spooky season on man.
You know what?
I don't like those when peopleshit on people for enjoying things.
So I am one of the.
I am on that to say that I'm not a hater.
I definitely wish people to justenjoy things, even if they're vanilla.
As hell. Go for it.
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I'm vanilla boy man.It was a delicious flavor.
It is. Yeah,especially when you put pumpkin on it.
this one is the hard reportwhich I've never heard of them,
but it's like I guess it's like,alternative
rock list, but I guessthey kind of based off Billboard.
Anyways, the harderthe Hard Report sounds official.
Go ahead.
It's like we've added them ahead of time.
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
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Totally.
it's like, wait,this is the top ten porn titles of 1987.
Go on 87. Oh, that hair.
That's big hair.
Just Bush three, Bush four, Bush 67.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice.
All right. don't clean it up in the woods.
okay.
So the number one song in 1987with the week ending of August 22nd,
is Painted Moon by The Silencers.
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You. You.
I might know it to hear it same I,but I don't know the silencers.
It's kind of a cool band name,but good for you. Sure. Yeah.
number two is New directionby Echoing the Bunnymen.
I've definitely heardof that band I don't need.
Did you see?
You and might know the song.
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We're back to one of these listswhere I don't know anybody on it,
but I probably would know every song
if I heard it,which is dope. It's hilarious.
And then you get the people being like,wait, you don't know that?
Yeah, yeah. Perfect. Wait.
Dan, who plays music in a different genre,doesn't know about this genre?
Yeah.
I mean, it's crazy.
I like to think I'm a versatile music boy.
You are. You're way more so than I am.
I don't have the knowledge, breadththat you do when it comes to
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at least not classic rock and pop music.
Yeah.
And then and even like,like a lot of these, I like,
I know the band and I don't I wouldn'tbe able to like, start humming the song.
Well, most of the music that I know,
most of our listenersprobably don't care, like, oh yeah, it's
really underground hip hopor like niche black metal or like,
you know, some sort of like nerdysynth wave or something.
I mean, y'all can come talk to meif you want about lots of niche music, but
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I like to, I like to,and if you want to know about the broader.
Yeah, I mean, yeah,
maybe I don't know,this is making me second guess, but like,
this is my never ending questto keep music
an artist from the pastand everyone's heart.
So, like, this is from 37 years agowith a bunch of, like, the Beat Farmers.
This number,the next one, number three by
the song is Dark Clouds is spelledDP, like the E like Beatles beat.
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Yeah,
like a beat o b e a t the beat version.
I agreed with you,but you spelt it wrong, right?
I was like, wait,which one is like the Beatles?
Got it.
This.
so it's like, yeah,
I just like to, like, you know,keep these people's memory alive in some,
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you know, sanctum of our podcast, Paul Kelly
and the messengers.
I see standing onThat sounds like a band from the 50s.
The cure.
We obviously know that those are.
They're number five on the list.
Show me something.
Show me how you do that trick.
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New order, I know them.
True faith.
I feel so extraordinary
John Cougar Mellencamp was onthe alternative list this this week.
Open fire.
Good for him. Feel.
All my lifeI take another ashtray U2 overrated.
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you know, if you like. You, too.
I like you, too.
If you like you two, you'reprobably not listening to this right now.
Yeah. Probably so.
But, hey, if everybody likeswhat they like, a bad job.
Job would be the one.
Be like, you're like, he doesn't know,okay, but I'm going to take a little bit
of your PSL, knowledge and be like,you know what?
I'm not going to shit on somebodyfor liking it, you know?
Right.
If you like, you see twopretty vanilla flavors, I guess.
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Yeah, yeah. Somebody probably drink.
Sellslike it tastes like mayonnaise. Okay.
But no sweat is mayonnaise. You
good, John?
It's the special
eyes that give number nineis the Jesus in the Mary Chain.
A-plus, guys.
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In mewhat And then the last one is number ten.
The replacements,Alex Chilton of the time.
me watch So I knew you to the cure.
New order, John,because you're, like, out.
And I've heard of echo the Bunnymen, so.
Sounds like my playlist right now.
Damn. Yeah, it's got some bops there.
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But then then I switch.
The reason why I brought this list here
is because it's crazythat this was 15 years ago.
So when the name of some of the songswhich you probably obviously know too,
it's alternative rock and it's like, damn,this was 15 years ago.
That's like literally half my life ago.And it feels like yesterday. Crazy. Yeah.
so this is week ending August 22nd, 2009.
Which number one song on the tracklist was New Divide by Linkin Park?
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Crazy.
It feels like a forever ago.
Or no, not that long ago that Chester.
Yeah. When I was really doesn'tfeel very long ago so that
they were still making songs.
silver sun pickups.
Number two.Panic switch, green day 21 guns.
I remember when that song was everywhere,which is crazy.
That that was 15 years ago.Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Oh, he hates the elephant. Number four.
Paramore. Ignorance. Sorry.There's a bug on me.
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The it's dead now I was, I wasI was ignorant, scared Paramore ignorance
yet again.
Paramorewith with a bop Savior by Rise Against.
Kings of Leon.
You somebody.
I never was a fan of those guys.
those are the number one spot.
And then we got just another couple songs,which is like spot 16 Uprising by Muse,
which. That's a crazy song.
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Kids Mgmt like thatfeels like forever ago.
I, I'm forgettingI forgot about all these half-staff
truism by the offspring that.
So that's when this album, 2009 was on.
I Rise and Fall.
Rage and Grace came out
as the first offspring concertI went to with Jeb in a friend.
It was crazy year. I fucking remember thatlike it was yesterday.
At least 15 years ago,I would have been good.
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Offspring was the offspring.Yeah, I've seen it three times.
I fucking love the other. Really?
Oh yeah. Cool.
And then fireflieswas just entering the list.
So I'll say the remember fireflies.
Yeah.
It's ten.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
That that was everywhere and nice. Can't
do that. Sounds like a a child's song.
Like a true 100%.Like it's like a fucking children's.
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Like a sleepy bedtime song.
Yeah, yeah. Because like kids show.
Yeah. Fireflies. Totally.
So anyways, I just want to bring thatone up because, like, it's like crazy.
1901 by Phoenix also on this list,which is crazy.
The dope song.
yeah.
That just blows my mindthat that's already 15 years ago,
and I guess it's only going to get worseas we age.
It's going to get better.
It's not going to get more recent.
My shoes on time.
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Right. Well,
until you fall into the spot of dementia,then it just goes every which way.
Then everything's new again.
That's right.
Hooray,we're going to go into our big segment,
the Ant Hill kidscan't go into a big segment right now.
Yeah.
So for that, we got eons of time.
Eons.
so the hunting chasms of time. Yeah.
Go ahead.
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Oh, sorry.
Before I jump into the next segment,is there anything
you want to rim reminisceabout either 1987 or.
I just don't know.
I don't know all thesesongs like I don't know, I,
I don't know what it is like
rambling for such a music dude.
Yeah.
Like for such a music dude
I really don't pay attention to like,radio lyrics very often.
I definitely recognizeall the songs on the radio,
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but I just never like stoppedand cared about them.
Like, oh, maybe I like this song.
Like, I've always been in such othergenres of music
that I just never even really caredthat much.
That's like,that's classic rock I grew up with.
So I have like I've said it before, it'skind of like a given to me.
I never really appreciated it
in the sense that I want to goand find out the information
about the bands and I want to like,you know, have a LED Zeppelin poster
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on my wall or anything like that.
It's just been like, sort of like, yeah,it's something my parents like something
I obviously like, I think, you know,obviously they're you cool.
I respect it and everything.
But I just was never like into it, into it
to the point of where I like,knew the words and cared.
I was busy learning like Tupac lyricsand shit like that.
I preferred rap,so maybe next, next, maybe next week
I'll pull out like what was bangingon the hip hop charts
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and watch me also fail at thatbecause I don't know.
I understand what you're going to pick.
Yeah, it was an underground shit, yo.
Fair enough, fairenough. Just mad ignorant.
Okay, so I have you at bliss, man.
I'm ignorant about a lot of other stuff,like words in the dictionary.
overrated.
Who needs it?Who needs the communication skills?
Yeah, especially when I went to schoolfor communication.
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And I have a podcast. Who needs it?
Certainly not you.
Sounds like you're killing it. Hell, no.
okay, so you're ready for the hit?
I'm ready for the Anthill Kids.
I don't know what you were going to say.
Sorry. Your bug landed on my tongue.
The Ant Hill kids cult.
There are quite a we've have chosenquite a buggy place here, but that's okay.
Yeah, we take one for the team right now.
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Some mosquitoes take a little bit of mymy life force.
A way to their families. That's fine.You live and die for the podcast.
so this is what goes with the saying, trigger warning.
Okay. We live by the cast. We live by the.
I thought you're going to thatTo trigger a trigger warning.
Thank you.
I'm really good at that.Yeah. He is. I can't do that.
nobody can do that.
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Like. Like Dan can. Yeah.
so this is from Sainte-Marie, Quebec.
Was where it was located.
So it's like basically Canada.Not really Canada. Yeah.
Close it down inside Canadain a different country called Quebec.
Go ahead.
So, the guy's nameis I'm going to call him Art for the rest,
but I got it, obviously.
Say it once. Ross.
I guess I could call him Ross.
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Where?
Rock, rock, rock rock rock rock rock.
What? You decide.
Ross. Thoreau.
Ross. Thoreau.
Okay, cool.
Roche. ThoreauI like that. Sounds whimsical.
I'm gonna call him Roche.
I'm just gonna call him Roche,because he's actually kind of a roach.
Dude, he's a wiener.Is he okay? Yeah. So he's so roach.
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We don't like roach, you know, was a manwith a mission to save himself
and his followersfrom the coming apocalypse as a child.
Thoreau. Fuck.
Like like a guy actually just tryingto save people from the apocalypse
that you think. But wait.
Thoreau dropped out of school and startedteaching himself the Old Testament.
He was convinced that a warbetween good and evil
was about to come, and that this wouldbring about the end of the world.
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Thus, he converted to the seventh dayAdventist Church.
And I saying that right. Adventists.Do you know what that is?
I have a
description on the Adventist Church,and lived by their rules.
No tobacco, no unhealthy foods,no alcohol, no drugs, no fun, So
an Adventist, the seventh day AdventistChurch, Adventists, The seventh day
Adventist Church is an advent ProtestantChristian denomination,
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which is distinguished by its observanceof Saturday, the seventh day of the week
in the Christianand the Hebrew calendar as the Sabbath,
its emphasis on the imminent secondcoming of Jesus Christ.
And it's annihilate this fucking.
a nihilistannihilation is so Terry ology. Yes.
So that's whatthat church believes in, in Semper okay.
Annihilation est soda ology.
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There, I said it.
basically the seventh dayAdventist church was, like, really
focused on the second comingand the end of the world, basically
boil it down to thatthere like prophecy folk, you know, there
they're like, doesn't matterwhat's going on right now.
Some shit is comingand we got to get ready for it.
And that our whole life on earth
is planning for the end,which that just sounds like.
What the hell is the point?
You're waiting for the advent.Waiting for the advent. Yep.
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Every Christmas,
he convinced an entire group of peopleto quit their jobs and form his religious
following called The AnthillKids, named for their ant like hard work.
He was no longer wrote to the world.
He was Moses.
He changed his name to Moses. Cool.
What a badass.
So the year is 1977, and Mosesand his followers formed a commune
that was free of sinand stood for equality and unity.
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Of course, just as with every other cult,
the good times would quickly come toan end, which started when the Adventists
kick them out for their weirdass behavior.
So the other church that they were alla party actual the established government,
sanctioned churchAdventist group or whatever,
they actually kicked them outfor being too weird.
Yeah. Weird ass behavior. Yeah,they kick them out.
So now Moses forbids his followersto contact their families,
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which is classic cult behavior.
Yeah.
I don't want to be talking to peoplewho might say something
that isn't what you're talking aligningwith what you're.
So. Yeah, I'll talkyou out of this delusion. Yeah, right.
And against Adventist rulesdeveloped a drinking problem.
So then he started drinking buddybuddies. Moses.
So you can do whateveryou want? Yeah, whatever.
Rules
for followers became stricter and stricterup until the point where
the members were restricted from speakingto each other without Moses present.
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So, like the leader of the fucking cult
had to be therejust to have a conversation.
Imagine just being so psychoticallylike, wrapped up in your own power
over people that you're like, no, listen,you can't converse to each other
without me around to monitorwhat you might say.
That's like, imagine how much fearthat guy is just living in,
even if he was well,while he's in control of this
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ridiculous situation and somehowhas these people under his thumb,
he would be also just like paranoidand freaking out and like, I think so.
And so he's talking aboutare they looking at each other like that?
And yeah, he's just losing it.Like you'd be like in a corner.
Can't be stable.Oh my God. Like you like you're like,
hear me out.
That is what a cult is.
Kind of like girl, he'shaving a big sleepover nonstop.
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I guess you get Kool-Aid and stuff. It's.
It's dope, dude.
Hell, yeah. Anyway.
Fuck.
Well, I was thinking, like, it's likeyou're, I don't know, eight years old.
You're at a sleepover.
It's like bedtimes, 8:00 and startwhispering to your friends like, hey,
I hear you talking. Shut up.
I think I even at eight years old,I think I would not have been swayed
into a cult where I'm not allowedto talk to my friend.
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Like, I feel like even at eight years old,I would have been like, something's up.
Yeah, he's hiding something with someonereally legit yet again, weak mentality.
Hey, you never know.
Maybe not. Maybe.Maybe these people were really hypnotized.
Who knows?
Maybe. Yeah.He had a really, really shiny, persuasive.
Yeah.
the Anthill Kids made their livingby selling baked goods.
However, apart from the baking, life inthe sect was a nightmare.
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Moses started spying on his followers,and when some seemed not devoted enough,
he would punish them.
If a person wished to leavethe sect, Moses would become enraged.
He would hit them with belts or hammers.
He would suspend them from the ceiling.
He would pluck each and every hair
on their body individually,or he would defecate on them.
and this is just phase one of his madness.
(18:30):
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. You're not believing hard enough.
Yeah. Ooh.
So gross.
Dude.
Expanded from the ceiling,like, got to get shit on me.
Get so shit on for this.
Fuck.
Like, dude, that's terrible.
That's so fucked. Grace. Yeah.
So punishingyour grown adult people, like, no.
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And and I will pluck you for this. Yeah.
So you're in for such a plucking tonight.
The thing that blows my mind, too,is obviously, it's one of those things
that's easier said than done,and it clearly happens.
But is the line that clicks into, like,I guess not a rational person's head,
but like, just even a delusional personhad to be like, yo, this is too far.
Like obviously these guys like,he's like, you're headed for plucking,
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talking like that.
Oh, God, he heard me.
Okay, so back to the story.
As the well-being of the seminarsdecreased, Moses
became moreand more convinced of his godly delusions.
It became apparent to Mosesthat the world would end in 1979
and drove his communeinto the Canadian wilderness.
Some say it did, some say it did.
And then they, after his timeline, did,convinced that
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for the same reason,God would skip a chance to destroy Quebec.
So he's like, everywhere else is gonnais going to get destroyed except Quebec.
this is a very Quebec thingto think we will be,
the only ones to survive this.
God's chosen.
That was my Quebec back lot.
Yeah. Beautiful to the moment.
(19:54):
so, yeah,
God would skip a chance to destroy Quebecfor some reason,
he figured out straight from homeby himself.
I guess, in 1979.
God, you must pluck them.
Pluck on them if they are mean to you.
You are not done plucking.
And you must do this in the Quebecwilderness.
Soon everyone will be bald.
All of the sinners will be boldest,
and only those of virtue shall have long,flowing hair from their legs.
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1979 came and went.
But the world did.
Not surprisingly,that we know of, that we know of.
Moses explained this away by saying,our world and God's world
run on different timezones. it's not 79 and God's world yet.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
It's like going to Australia or something.
Yeah. Let's just wait for it. Yeah.
However, this lacking explanationdid not stop his followers
from romanticizing him and proclaiming himas their absolute leader.
(20:39):
So that was just such a half assed excuse.
Yeah.
yeah.
I swear to God, there's some people outthere who just will just follow.
Like a rotting fruit basket.It's virtuous.
Oh, God.
Did anybody see it? Move! Moved.
I saw it, move it!
How many flies are on it today?
the prophecy is real.
Fuck some shit
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like cracker Jack outside of a fuckingMcDonald's is just yelling like a prophecy
about an anthill or something,and you're like, hang on, I'll join him.
The. The judgment day iswhen the McMuffin gets canceled.
in the Canadian wildernessand later, the woods of Ontario.
His female concubines bore Moses's
26 children.
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keep me busy.
Oh, my God, he's concubines.
Be busy.
God, he's.
Cult leaders are so horny, it's insane.
It's almost like that's what they'redoing. It for, so it's kind of weird.
Yeah, there's some ulterior motive.
You know who loves when you bang 26different chicks in the woods and, like,
make them all bareyour child and then, like,
hang them up by things and pluck them.
God. God loves. God loves. God loves.
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When you do take his his, children.
And especially when you finisha bottle of your own. Yeah.
And you get hammeredwhile you do it, for sure.
It's so easy to lie to these people.
You doesn't even have to be sober tobut it was just as the ultimate fucked up
cult leader
would abuse his children, and welfareauthorities would come and take them away.
However, the torture did not stop there.
The Anthill Kidswhen their pappy became angry.
I guess that's what they referred to him.
(22:04):
Yeah, it's kind of gnarly. You.
He would take on the role of surgeon.
The patient would be held down, fullyconscious by the other followers,
and Moses
would go to work on them with availablekitchen utensils, pliers and a blowtorch.
Okay. Full blown bad torture.
Oh, God.
Most followers lost limbs, teeth, fingersand toes to this practice.
Oh, and we're gonna pause there becausewe have a sponsor that we need to go to.
(22:27):
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you were seeing something very horrificabout this piece of shit guy.
what was the name again? Roche. Oh, yeah.
Me. Right. Roche.
Yeah. Right.He named himself Fucking Moses.
I'm just keeping it one nameso it doesn't get confusing.
That's very.
What could be confusing about that guy.
people lostlimbs, teeth, fingers and toes.
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yeah. So.
And you just use random shitty shitfrom his fucking kitchen
to do perform surgery, and peopleare like, yes, daddy, pretty much.
Or sorry, Papi is what they call him,which is also disgusting.
We will hold our friend downwhile you'd whatever them
so that you know they can be more pious,right?
It's all about piety, about God.
God loves when you take limbs, fingers,teeth, whatever from his subjects,
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when they're not,when they're just sort of misbehaving.
Right. Or. Yeah. Or talk to anotherjust when you're just drunk.
Yeah. If they talk to another person.Yeah. Can't be doing that.
Oh, no. He's on a secondbottle of Jack run.
Yeah. No.
That sucks. It's terrifying.
okay. We continue.
He forced commune membersto break their own legs with sledgehammers
to shoot each other in the shoulders,
eating their own,
and others due to insects and rats.
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He would nail children to a tree and forceother children to throw rocks at them.
He would forcibly removedteeth and nails.
He would burn his followersby making them sit on a lit stove.
He would cut off arms and legswithout warning,
which that doesn't make sense to me.
Just without warning,cut off somebodys arm.
Yeah. Yeah. you got me.
God demands you limb. Yeah.
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Oh, I need it.
I need a full blown, like psychopath.
Hell, hell.
Devil habitant.Yeah, yeah, like you are a demon.
You're a pit lord.
He is the exact opposite piece of shit.
Holy shit.
He made them sitnaked in the cold and whip and beat them.
Nothing was too cruel a punishment.
Yeah.
So he's essentially just like a villain.
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Like a total little event.And then it's like.
So then what? So the point of thecult is that this guy knows
the end of times and where to lead you.
But he was already proved wrong.
I would honestly like,even if I don't know, it's just like.
Wouldn't just exploding in a ball of firebe better than chilling with this dude?
I think so.
Oh, you mean like like the end of days,if that's what they're so worried about?
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Right. Would be taking my chances withthat.
Would be betterthan chilling with this guy.
I wonder what.
Yeah, someone could say, like, listen.
Yes, you're exploiting a ball of fire,
but it's the eternity after thatyou got to worry about.
Like, who cares about this mortal coil?
I'll take your arm, I'll take your tooth.
I'll cut you, slice you, burnyou ridicule you, shit on you, whatever.
It doesn't matter.But this is just your mortal body.
And I'm trying to do thisfor your own good.
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Because in the after, once you dead,
you're going to eitherburn in a lake of fire
or you're going to come with meand my flock,
and Iwill shepherd you through to the light.
What does that sound like? Right?
That sounds like you want to,but it sounds like Dan has a cult. Right?
And practicing.It'll be that easy, though.
It's it's that easy
for these people who are like,they just want to believe, right?
And now even if they believe, like, okay,this is bad.
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The prophecy didn't come true.It looks like he's lying.
But now they have givenso much of their life.
They've moved away.They've given away all their possessions.
They've maybe lost a limb or an armor something.
They've lost friends.They've, like, invested.
Really hard investment into this.
So the idea that he's just a liarand he's just a villain
and manipulating them,and there is no afterlife for them
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and all this stuff,that's too much for them.
They don't want to think about that.
And so they'll literally cut off their ownarm or break their own leg with a hammer
to avoid the truth.What's the admission fee?
Oh, it cost an arm and a leg.
Oh, dude, it's waiting for that.
So, yeah,
I for you, if you want to get into heaven
way. So, like. Yeah. Really.
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And I just that that is wild.
It's like, what kind of goddo you want to serve, really?
You know, like, I think I would justgo down to hell with the Morningstar
if that's the God that I have to serve.
You know, it's like, okay,I just I'm good without your help thing.
Because if you're going to give kidscancer and you're going to let this guy
mutilate him, shit on peopleand do all this stuff,
like I'm not really interested if that'sthe path towards heaven and God, no.
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Thank you. Yeah,that's a good burn. Thanks.
Or he's just like.
Or they should be like,
wow, clearly this is the devil in disguiseElvis tried to warn us about.
you. The devil in the sky.
Yeah, no, but.
And no shit.And maybe we should avoid this guy.
This is not the true path or whatever.And I ain't preaching.
Ain't trying to fucking. But.But they don't believe them.
Yeah.
Do they not believe that some like devilif if devils were such a thing
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or that you know a personwith a stick and twisted brain.
Yeah.
Like they don't think that someone couldjust make this lie up on the spot and be
stabbing them right now, right?
You don't think that someone,
an agent of evil might just be fuckingtelling you a lie right now?
It's like, dude, it's crazythat you just went ahead with this.
And you're like,no, this is the good path.
Yeah, he's taking it.
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He's nailing a kid to a tree,but it's for the better.
Like what? That's.
Yeah.
Like, nothing could be more evilthan nailing a child to a tree
and throwing rocks and getting other kids.
You know what I mean? Likethere were some signs, for sure.
And I just saw the signs.
I just wanted to side notethat dad is literally risking
West Nile to bring you this. Yeah.
I've been, itchin and dance,and I'm like.
I've been smacking offa bunch of these theaters here.
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We can skeeter country. It ain't.
It ain't far yet.
The taking my blood awayto their families.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
however.
Okay, we go back into the story.
Fucker! Drop me! Fucker!
Right as I was talking about it,he's on me.
A bold one.
Okay. Go ahead.
We gotta get out of here.
Moses piece de resistance came when one ofhis followers was a warning of pain.
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Yeah. complained of pain in her abdomen.
No. Moses forced her to undress.
Later on, the kitchen table,punched her in the stomach,
performed an
enema by cramming a tube right here.
But I'm trying to use cleaner words.
But holy.
And filled her,filled her up with olive oil.
Olive oil, bro.
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Then he cut her stomach open,ripped out her parts of her intestines
with his bare hands, and he forcedother members to stitch her up.
He then shoved a tube on her throatand made the other women blow air into it.
Unsurprisingly,the woman died the next day.
Of course, Moses as a prophethad the powers of resurrection.
Horrible way to die.
So this is a super trigger warning.
Just beware.
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So this gets to this Moses.
She's like, oh yes, she died.
My olive oilenema did not treat her wounds.
Weird. That always works.
Yeah, nine times out of ten. this.
So then he's like,But I'm a prophet of Sisi,
so I'm going to resurrect herfrom the dead.
So, this resurrection consisted
of drilling a hole in their deadwoman's skull and having every male
pleasure themselves
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into the hole of the skulland the stuff that comes out, if you can.
Yeah. then the woman remained that.
Oh, no, she remained dead. Weird. Yeah.
Yeah, that doesn't really work.
But that does have surprisedthat it didn't work.
But yeah, I mean, all the textbooks saythat that will work.
The olive oil didn't work.
Okay.
Drill a hole in her headand yeah, get all the boys in one thing.
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We have to do that.
So messed up that is.
Maybe. Yeah,that's one of the more messed up
things that I've ever hadcome into my mind.
I didn't mean to say like.
Oh, it.
Like you didn't thinkI've heard of a lot of cults. Shit.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
This is a very violentand sadistic cult, for sure.
And it was just this one wiener.
It was just this one wienerwith a bunch of people, like, yeah,
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how does somebody have to goalong with it?
Yeah.
I just don't understand how somebodyI mean, yes, they prey upon their fears.
They prey upon the religiously, vulnerable.
They prey upon peoplewho are already suffering.
But, like, I just cannot figure outhow somebody convinces, like
it's hard enough to convince a girlto give you your phone number, her phone
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number out in public,you know, like, good.
I mean, like,most guys are worried about stuff
like that, like,oh, how am I going to get her number?
How am I going to,
you know, like or or like how am I goingto get a raise out of my boss?
Or like,
how am I going to get, you know,I mean, like,
those are the things that people aretrying to get out of other people, right?
And on a normal day to day scale,imagine getting so much out of someone
that you're at this point out therewith a bunch of full grown adults
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doing this fucking sadistic torture shit,and they're all like, yes,
he is the one for like,how fucking convincing can you be?
You can just hypnotize somebodywith your words
so heavily that they're like this.
It's like Baldur's Gate. It's like.
It's like it's like like you pauseand you just tell em what to do.
Pause.Tell em what to do, pause on what to do.
Like turn based, like, yeah, I don'tI don't even know how.
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Obviously it's a psyche really.It's a sickness bite.
Well he's psychotic obviously. Right.
Like hehe definitely like someone like this
doesn't just believe they're doing wrongshit. Right.
He believes he's doing something right.
And it looks like Iif I recall, I saw a couple pictures.
He looks like Hagrid. He's a big dude.The big beard.
He looks like an not in every man.
He just looks like a big guy.
He looks creepy and like, yeah,he looks like you do well in the forest.
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Okay, so first off,that's what you got to do.
Second, like, you just gotta be really,I don't know, good at blackjack.
What? I don't fucking know.
I don't know, man.
Just plain going over there watching it.
Yeah.
You talking shit about the Hill kids? Oh,
they'll circle back and save us.
We're way out here.Pretty dumb people going by.
Oh will form the personDumbarton cult la allegiance. Yes.
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Yeah. Sorry.
Not cult allegiance. Yes. That allegiance.
You're already on the right track.
So you just straight uptell them to call that the gates,
then they'll know that's true.He never said the word Celtic.
We don't say the word cult.
I will shit on you if you say cult.
Okay?
Other victims of Mosesconsisted of two of his own
children, one of which he murderedduring a failed circumcision,
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and the other died when he.
When Moses left him outsidein the middle of a blizzard.
Oh, so he's like fucking snipping his boy.
And he's got fucking chocolate one.Yeah, yeah.
And then.
And then the other onewas just waiting outside
the in a blizzard, Yeah, this guy isa real piece of work, but just adults.
Just a fucking a demon.
Just literally like the definitionof overconfident.
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Like he just thinks like,oh, I can do this. It's like,
Holy crap, the God complex.
Yeah, exactly.Literally actual God complex.
Like this is, this is a little bitmore than an arrogance thing.
This is like to the furthestthat arrogance could ever get to the
the point where you feel like
you can just be a surgeon on peopleand, like, murder them and that's fine.
Oops. What?
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None of the training?None of the tools. It's okay.
So much pain and suffering and death.
Like cool.
For him,
it took the near-death experienceof Gabriel La Vella to bring it to light.
All these horrible crimes against humanityGabriel had endured.
Blowtorches had held to her genitals.
Oh, her teeth taken out, a hypodermicneedle breaking off in her spine.
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She had tried to escape.
He could not livewithout the cult and went back.
This is a harsh word.I needed the trigger warning.
Yeah, no about this one, man.
Roughest one we've ever had. Yeah,
I, she
had tried to escape, but could not livewithout the cult and went back.
So she actually got out and went back.
Wow. Yeah.
That'show destroyed this person's mind was.
Like, that'show deep the hooks are in their mind.
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Totally.
Moses took this as a good reasonto cut off one of her fingers,
nail her hand to a table and amputateher entire arm with the hunting knife.
Of course, Gabriel did not seethis as enough reason to actually leave.
It took Moses amputatingparts of her breasts and smashing her
head in with an ax for to actually fleein contact the authorities.
It was 1989and the Anthill Kids were finally free.
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Moses was given a life sentencewhen he did not complete in 2011.
So this is where it like comes,you know, a little bit of like
come up and some justice. Yeah. In 2011.
So he's given a life sentence.
In 2011, Mosescellmate walked up to the guard
station, handed them a knife and said,that piece of shit is down on the range.
Here's the knife. I've sliced him up.
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Moses was 63 years old and did not die
as he had envisioned a prophet sentby God to protect his followers.
The weirdest part Even after all thatMoses has done wrong, his sane
followers remained loyal and slaved awayto comply with his every whim.
That's the end. Yeah.
No, there's no escape.
Once you like,
have somebody like they believe thatthis is like, for about eternity, right?
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It's not this mortal coil is whatever.
The people are going to lie to us
and say things and like,just just trust in the have faith.
They cause the problemwith have faith, right?
Yeah.
You just say have faith.
And then the people don'tuse their own minds anymore
and you can tell them to dowhatever you want.
This George Michael,this is what people have been doing
to otherhumans for a very, very long time.
Ever since the birth of religion, peoplehave been taking that belief in that faith
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and turning it into just influence andpower for themselves on this mortal coil.
So if you don't thinkthat this mortal coil is where you know,
all of your attention should go,
you know, it's just it'sjust it's weird to me, the fundamental
just have faith and the next lifewill be so fantastic for you.
It's like, what?
And wouldn'tany God want you to do well on this?
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Like, is this just wasted time?
Yeah, just a test.Is it just one weird test?
Are you not like, failing it right nowby just waiting for the next thing?
Like,also God would probably if God was real,
they would want you to be a good personbecause of being a good person,
not because.
Or you won't get into heavenwhen you're teaching your child
something like, do you teach them thatwe don't hit the other kids at school?
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Because then you'll get a treatwhen you get home?
Or do we not hitkids at school because it's wrong?
do you do you want to, like,be a good person on earth?
Because that's what's right to do,and then you'll properly
get into some sort of heavenor Paradise or whatever.
Or do you want to just be within the rulesthat the church tells you,
even though you want to fuck shit upand be a demon,
but you're just holding your shit togetherso that
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finally, when you're dead,you can get to that place you want to be.
It's a reward system and all you gotta dois get a reward system or whatever.
Good person. Yeah. What is it?
What is it?
You go, babyHail Marys or whatever the fuck
the particulars of of the forgivenessof each of the religions is insane.
The majority of those people are.A lot of them are fucking fuckhead.
Yeah, you could just be a crookand then go ask God for your forgiveness.
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And he gives it because the fuckthat guy loves to forgive.
Yeah, it's like we can never says a word,but we're assuming he's forgiving.
Yeah, yeah, I can see love money.That's a George Carlin thing.
It's like, God, he needs a lot of money.
These churches with God. God loves money.
He never has enough of the stuff.
He's got to get more money for himself.
He's all powerful, omniscient, all.
You know,he created us the concept of everything.
But he needs money.
But he needs money.He needs our printed bills.
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You can't can't just get a Lamborghini.
That's right.
Yes. And buy it like everybody elsedesigned everything or whatever.
That's hilarious.
Okay, so then we go into a lighter note.
is there anything else you want to go onabout that weird mismatch?
Shit, I don't like them.
No, there's some, documentaries, on, like, YouTube
and stuffthat would probably give a more in-depth.
I did the brief version.
I do want to thank, cult.
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What was it Cult Nation for?
Because I got that role for the Cult Nation was the website that I got that from.
because.
Yeah, yeah,
I one time I accidentallyalmost ended up in a crypto cult,
I didn't put any money in it.
So there's, you know, they were like,I get it. Yeah.
This guy's wheel's too strong.Yeah, I didn't lose anything, so.
But but it was.Yeah. Cults are weird, man.
This wasn't all online.
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I'd be so shitting on youand plucking your hair.
That's right.
I it seemed like thatI got fired like that from them,
so I finally I got out of there.
so the lighter side is, Yeah,some some world records that you may
or may not know about, but they're,I think they're pretty interesting.
Nice.
Just, you know, slim was removedby one call later.
the highest vehicle mileage, at 4 p.m.
(38:10):
on the 18th of September, 2013.
Irvin, Gordon and us.
That's a such a name for this guy.Yeah. For sure.
Clocked up his 3 million mile mile to.
It's not kilometers here in Canada.
It's mile in America.
In his 1966 Volvo 1800
S, while driving near the villageof Girdwood, south of Anchorage in Alaska.
Shut it up to the Volvo.
(38:31):
And that's dude, I'd be wrapping the shitout of that if I was Volvo.
literally the longest.
So the total was 3,039,122 miles.
So that's incredible.
And I'm assuming it's on one enginebecause that doesn't count.
If it was a different engine,
if you replace the engine, you can resetyour kilometers and shit like that.
He's like serious offers.Only I know what I have. Let's see. Yeah.
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In this day and age.
Yeah. Totally.
Not the fucking forerunner.Yeah, that ten grand.
What do you mean, nine?
$90,000 for this Volvo? Yeah,
but it's a 3,000,000km on it.
Yeah, but I mean, we're going to get 300,000 more, at least.
Mostly just kept in a garage drivenby an old lady.
It was called it was pulledthat I never actually turned it on.
Yeah.
Yes. okay, this next
one here is the fastest speedfor a motorcycle ridden, blindfolded.
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Terrifying in 2003.
You can't believe the basis of terrify.
Simon.
No. Billy Baxter, is that the basisof terrify, Billy Baxter?
No, not me, the old one.
Reached a speed of 265.3ft.
Fuck. 200 t.
He is staggering speed.
It's too fast for medium.
Yeah, 265.33km an hour,
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or 164.87mph while riding a 1200cc Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle.
Blindfolded. Oh, blindfolded. Blindfolded.
He didn't want to know where he's going.
That fucking fucked.
So 270 fucking 270km an hour.
The blindfold is to make sure his eyeballsand get sucked out.
Like, yeah, it's the back of his brainor whatever.
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The G-forces. Yeah.
That's terrifying. That is. Yeah. That's.
How long did he live?
It doesn't say.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
Right into a wall for milliseconds. Yeah.
But no, like he's like,
oh Billy Baxter, what a crazy guygoing that fast on a motorcycle.
And he's just like, for surehe's thinking like, hopefully I can stop.
Like, he's definitely notlike, 100% in control at that point.
(40:20):
He's definitely like,Jesus, take the fucking handlebars.
Yeah.
Look,
you know, like,just try not to do any little motion,
like, hoping a bug doesn'tcome along, like,
you know, like the bugthat explodes his head when he hits it.
It's a ladybug.
And it just like, like, vaporizes.
Billy Baxter 23. Good for him.
And a Kawasaki ninja yet again.
I would use that in a marketing ad.
(40:42):
Yeah. Kawasaki. Get on it for me.
Maybe they did. Ninjas are cool.
I like I think I like Honda Shadowsand that's.
Those are pretty sweet.
And they look cool.longest ongoing pilgrimage
between December 1969 and 2013 of April,
Arthur Blissett of Florida,USA, walked a total of 64,752km.
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Or for you state people, 40,235 miles.
His Google Watch like rolled over, broke.
He has visited all seven countries,including Antarctica, having crossed 321
nations island groups and territoriescarrying a 3.7m tall,
12ft wooden cross and preachingfrom the Bible throughout his pilgrimage.
Oh, so he's walking with a fucking hugecross? Yeah.
(41:24):
Back to like, a 12ft cross.
And it's pretty big. Huge. Yeah.To be walking around.
He must be jacked, dude.
Yeah, it reminds me of, like, likelike what is it, Tetsu
in Brazil, out to the guy that gives youmore and, Yeah, yeah, it's free space.
Yeah. He's just walking aroundrandomly across the.
Over the time. Yeah.
The over.You know, this little stubby legs.
(41:44):
If I could you give them Caracas seedsor whatever the fuck they're called.
And then you fucking dothis little Moroccan Korok Korok seeds.
Yeah, it is a little fucking rock.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
They drop the rock on their head.
Oh, you know.
most lightning strike survived.
Okay, so that's what this one is.
Apparently, when you get
struck by lightning, your chancesof getting hit again go up like a bunch.
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What is your body just buzzing for ten,20,000 years or something?
Takes 20,000 years to get it.
You know, 20 by 20.
This sounds like a big number.
It is. It's the biggest numberI know. Years.
That's. That's Max.
That is Max numbers. Max.
A single lightningstrike is made up of several 100,000,000V.
Seven times was ex park ranger Roy C
Sullivan, the human lightningconductor of Virginia, USA.
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It's so annoying. He's going outsidelike half buck.
Yeah, yeah, the clouds are getting done.
It's like a blue sky, too. He's just like,I don't know.
I think I'm going to go watch seasontwo of The Office again.
Again? Yeah. His attraction for lightning.
Oh, he's attraction for lightningbegan in 1942, when he lost his big
toenail and was resumed in 1969when he lost his eyebrows.
(42:49):
What? What? Oh, from the lightning strike.
Yes. His toenailblew off from the lightning strike.
Guess so. Dude. Wow.
And he lost his eyebrows.Just like an milhouse.
in July 1970.
Left shoulderseared on the 16th of April, 1972.
Hair set on fireon the 7th of August 1973.
His journal.
New hair refired and leg seared.
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Yeah, pretty much.
It is on the 5th of June, 1976.
Ankle injured. That's all I said.
It's like you struck by lightning.No, I just rolled it.
How do you not feel? Yeah.How do you not feel?
A little bit,like, attacked by God at this point?
No shit. What did I do?
Can I win the lottery at least?Fuck, yeah.
There's a guy out herewith a cult in the woods.
Like nailing kids to trees.
And you're gonna zap this fucking mailmanor whatever.
(43:33):
Yeah. Exact seven.
Park ranger.
Yeah, 26. Concubines. Give me something.
Gods like you
like just another.
Yeah. Here's another shock I like.I like zapping him.
Yeah.
In particular, now that I've zapped himonce before, I think I'll do it again.
He's the target.
in the 25th of June, 1977,chess and stomach burns.
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And then the last one in September 1983.
Oh, no. Never mind. This is not lightning.
In September 1983, he died by his ownhand, reportedly rejected in love.
So you got rejected.
Oh, man.
Park ranger Roy rejectedand then killed himself.
That's a fucking incel move right there.
Yeah, but,I mean, sorry, guys, it's not cool.
You're not getting the sympathy for meif you got rejected by your love.
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And then you're like,I have to kill myself.
Yeah.
Isn't that what happened to the leadsinger of, the Dickies?
I thinkalthough the original guitar player
of the Dickies, that'swhat happened to him.
All I'm saying is, bro, there'sanother girl out there somewhere.
Yeah, there's a girl who will be attractedto your lightning rod.
Yeah, and he does feel like it'sthe end of the world at the moment time.
But you just got to let it pass.
And if you do, what you got to dois kill your homies and shit like that.
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Like. But I still feelI have the worst luck in there.
Like, well, it can't be that bad, man.
He's hit by lightning seven times.
They're like, well, you know, what is it?
Yeah.
Look it up in the rip in Guinness WorldRecord.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, buddy,have you ever tried going to the Canadian
wilderness shitting on people?
Yeah. Everybody'sbacking away from looking at the sky.
(45:01):
Did you know,
I think you probably knowthat lightning goes up.
No, it like it or maybe not
up, but like, it's basically just like,you know how you have, like, an arching.
Yeah.
two wires that arcand you can see the arc go across.
Yeah. That's it. It's just from the earth.
The grounded Earth, it up to the cloud.
It starts with the ground first.
I think that's what it is.
Yeah. Or it's just like, all at once,kind of in between.
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But I'm pretty sure it actually goesfrom the ground up.
I've never been able to see it.
I've always tried when that lightningstorm we just had, I got a cool picture.
Well, it's as fast as lightning,so it's very hard to notice that beyond.
Okay.
And I'm at my last, funfact from Bored Panda.
Bored Panda. Thank you. Bored Panda.
highest shallow dive.
Which this just kind ofmakes my skin crawl.
Yeah, that sounds horrifying.
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In 2014, DarrenTaylor of Colorado dived 11.56m,
or 37ft,11in into 30cm, 12in little pool of water.
So you have to, like, hit
the thingand go out flat out or like belly flop.
Yeah. You just have to like,just do a belly flop.
How did he live?
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That's he's dead.
He doesn't mention that.
Yeah okay okay. Yeah.
But no, that's like the Commonwealth pool.
That's the ten meter up there
I go another like a meter and a halfor whatever above the ten meter.
And then just jump off into 30cm of water.
That's insane.
I don't recommend it.
Like, it's like, probably a bad idea.
And you know what? Maybe.
Maybe these people lived. I'mhoping that the bottom was the injured.
(46:25):
We don't know.
It doesn't say maybe.
Maybe that's just for, for youto just make up your own ending.
You can ponder now.
You can ponder it, but, like, at the sametime, it's just like,
okay, you're going to die,but you're going to be in the Guinness
World Record book. And it just like,
must be taken care of.
No, no. Will you still.
You been a stupid book that's actuallybeen proven time and time again
(46:45):
that a lot of their shit is just bullshit.
Really? Get us. Yeah,like it's actually been proven.
There's a lot of work.
Play and non updated stuff.
It's not regulated.
People just say they did this and thenthey put it rich basically by Guinness.
There's been like a dudethat's just bought some Guinness
Book of WorldRecords for a marketing tactic.
And it was proven that he did. Oh.
So it's it's it's Guinness. Yeah.
(47:05):
So that dude just like just,you know, this isn't real.
He's a great.What the fuck do you just say? Yeah.
As he'sdiving into this 30 inch cup of water.
Yeah.
You be so passive you, like survive thatand then like some businessmen's, like,
now put my name in therewith for this amount of money.
Thank you. Yeah.
It's like what, the second quadriplegic.
Yeah. You did not.
Anyways, I hope those fellows are okay.
Yeah, absolutely. Did you see the, lightning storm the other day?
(47:28):
Yeah, I went out and I was talking about.Yeah, I got some cool pictures.
I got a picture of my buddylooking at the lightning.
It was pretty sick. I got one. It'sso hard to take pictures of.
I didn't even bothertrying to take pictures.
It was like,you got to do what you got to do.
Video with high frame rates, right? Right.
So that's what you got to do.I did I definitely didn't take pictures.
I got a picture, I got a stillbut I took video I just waited.
That's smart. Yeah okay.
Well that's what I learned at film schoolhow to take pictures of lightning.
(47:49):
Yeah. 101.
No I just yeah.
If you're sitting there waiting,you're like, I missed it.
No there's nothing I missed it.There's no fuck. There's no way.
Yeah I always wonder how people do that.
But yeah. So yeah, it was nice.
Ben and I were downtown walking aroundand it was pretty hot.
I was up with some random peopleand just started watching the
the lightning or lightning from a picnictable down by the Inner Harbor.
It was really sick. It was. It was,it was a wild one.
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We don't get lightning here in Victoria,BC at all. No.
So when we do, we're, like excited. Yeah.
So if you're listening from, like, Ontarioor something like that today, cool.
Like today feels like kind of like a daythat might have a little bit of, thunder.
Lightning. Yeah. It's a little overcast.
It's warm enough out here that I can'treally wear my hoodie, comfortably.
And it's, like, definitely overcast.
So we'll get a bit of lightning outhere. Buzz, buzz.
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but before that happens. Okay.
We got two minutes. Wrap this up.Is there anything you want to say?
Two minutewarning, two minutes to wrap it up.
I don't know. I didn't really, like.
I just woke up.
I didn't really have much today, todayto talk about.
I just want to say what's up to everybody.
And thank you very much, once again,for supporting us
and for showing up with usand cruising along.
I've been seeing a lot of, new names and new faces.
Yeah, I guess I'mreally, really happy to see it growing.
(48:55):
Definitely. You guys are the best.
We love it. We appreciate it.
yeah.
We just I mean, just to
to bring the message backfrom the podcast,
I really when we started this out,I just wanted to have something
because I said before,Dylan and, cam had their old podcast
and when I would be driving, you know,half an hour and back to work, I'd be,
you know. Oh, fuck, I gotta go to work.
I feel, you know, that lonelinessof driving
(49:15):
to work by yourself in the afternoonor whatever, and just throw on
Dylan and Cam's podcast, The Black SweaterPerspective, and listen for a while,
and it felt like I was just hanging outwith my couple of homies.
And even though you can't talkor whatever, I would text them.
I'd be like, oh, this,this is the word blah blah blah.
So like that for mehas always been the goal.
The reason why we dothis is just to give you all something
to some people to chill with.
(49:36):
When you're completely alone
and you're not feelinglike doing anything,
you just doing laundry, doing your dishes,driving to work, whatever it is.
Maybe you're at work, but,we're happy to keep you company.
So I know that we're, we're goofballs,
and we mess around and we say what we loveshit about scary cult leaders and stuff.
But we love you.
So, like, comment or whatever.
On the last picture,we're going to keep saying that,
all the engagement helps a lot.
Fire.
(49:56):
Just comment fire robots againor whatever.
I said last and we have 10s 10s15 seconds, seconds left.
That's like it.
So these are my these are my these are mythese are my these are my friends.
(50:22):
Oh 50.
In guy.
(00:01):
Yeah.
So you just rub itlike you take the shaft,
you just shove it inside of your mouthand out of your mouth rigorously.
Jesus. Out of your mouth.
And it's just, it's regular.
Just regular teeth brushing.
Shit, dude.
I'm telling you, I was hoping you'regonna start off with the clown song.
What?
Oh. We're starting. Okay.
What's up dude?
How are you doing?
What brings you here? Oh, I don't know.
(00:23):
I just saw you come here often,and I was just like, hey, dad's up here.
What's up folks?
It's another podcast in the woods, and,we're here to find out.
There's a podcast in the woods.
Only if we're here. It apparently it will.
Percy Templeton, man.
I mean, we're in.
We're near Percy numberten right now. Full.
Yeah. You.
I did not set you up, fully.
(00:45):
It's okay. Man.
This is the clip we're doing.
Rolls backwards in the lawnchair down the fucking ravine.
That's, that's a tasty one.
It's only abouta 300ft drop here behind us.
Yeah.
Looks good.
Chillin, chillin. You got the frame?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.Rocking back and forth in your chair.
It's cool, it's cool, it's stable.
(01:08):
As long as my two legsmatch these four legs, we're good.
Perfect. Cool.Yeah. We're on a bit of a cliff here.
as you can't see. Yeah.
So it's all artistic for us.
You can't tell that.
But it's the element of danger.
Definitely add something to a podcast.
I find awesome podcast mode.
Most podcasters are in no real danger,and you can tell it shows. So.
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So, yeah, you're goingto get our authentic selves here.
I'm just gonna quickly go over the listof what I brought,
for us just to drag the, the listeners in.
so first off,
I'm going to start off with what I didlast week that was ever so popular.
you did some popular last week.
Yeah.
We're going to go on the questof looking at this week in music history,
(01:50):
top 200 Billboard charts. Just.
Oh, dang, blast off some songs. Okay.
And we don't have time for top 200.
I'll kind it.
Counting backwards from 1000.
Here are all of the songs of the world.That'll hockey.
Yeah, that'llthat'll get them in here. Yeah.
apparently big audio dynamite,which I did know.
And I'm just such a fucking dweeb.
My brother told me after or.
(02:10):
Sorry. Jump job.
man, that cat's out of the bag.
no one Mega.What's his name from the clash?
It's his other band after.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
I didn't realize, And then you can so hear it
when you listen to the music and stufflike that.
Listen, the last episode, we,we have big audio dynamite.
My boss, Beth, was just talking about, big Audio Dynamite the other day,
and she'sjamming on the way into work begins.
And here's like, why?
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How why so trippy tool.
Here's the deal with.
So the first thing we're going to start
off is with, it's alternativerock this year in 1987.
And then again, this or sorry,this week, 1987 and then this week, 2009.
So I got a couple of charts.I'm only gonna go over the
top ten.
Thank you.
and then I have, a very triggerwarning one, but it's not very I'm
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going to censor it a little bit,but it's actually really cool to cult
you may never have heard of.
it's called The Anthill Kids.
I'm always down for a new coat. Yeah.
So this one,if you haven't heard of the Hill closer.
Heard of the Anthill?
Kids know it's a spicy one,let me tell you.
Yeah. It's,it's a good read. It's a good read.
But it's also messed up.
It sounds and it's idea.
Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Good Canadian boys.
Yeah, yeah.
Highlighting the Canadians.
Well. Hey, look a squirrel. Whoa!
See, now I'm pointing oh right there.
Oh, yes. Yeah.
And then lastly, I've got some worldrecords that are kind of just,
you know, cool, but weirdthat you probably also never heard of.
(03:33):
But there's some weird world worldrecords.
It's a bit of a palate cleanserafter the Ant Hill Kids,
because the Ant Hill Kids is going to bea bit of a going to be a rough ride. Okay.
Yeah,it's a rough ride out here in the woods.
So anyways, this podcast,the Woods it does.
so I was supposed to we'rejust waiting to find out if it does. But.
anything you want to spitballbefore we get diving into this.
I'm like, I meant to get up earlier,and I just kind of, like,
(03:54):
rolled out of bedand ran over to the house immediately.
So I'm just still waking up.
Got the old coffee, got me to listento young de tell some stories here.
Well, this plane goes overhead. Shot it.
pumpkin spice latte.
This is the second day it's out,so you know it's already fall.
Bugs are attacking me. She.
no pumpkin spice latte.
It's kind of cool that it's audio.It's like clockwork.
The old PSL from from trim Nortons,they're pretty good.
(04:14):
Did you upsell, boy?
like one once in a while. I'll take it.
I don't really I don't really discriminateagainst any of or another.
It's it's got my spooky season on man.
You know what?
I don't like those when peopleshit on people for enjoying things.
So I am one of the.
I am on that to say that I'm not a hater.
I definitely wish people to justenjoy things, even if they're vanilla.
As hell. Go for it.
(04:34):
I'm vanilla boy man.It was a delicious flavor.
It is. Yeah,especially when you put pumpkin on it.
this one is the hard reportwhich I've never heard of them,
but it's like I guess it's like,alternative
rock list, but I guessthey kind of based off Billboard.
Anyways, the harderthe Hard Report sounds official.
Go ahead.
It's like we've added them ahead of time.
Yeah, that's what we're saying.
(04:55):
Totally.
it's like, wait,this is the top ten porn titles of 1987.
Go on 87. Oh, that hair.
That's big hair.
Just Bush three, Bush four, Bush 67.
Yeah. Oh, okay. Nice.
All right. don't clean it up in the woods.
okay.
So the number one song in 1987with the week ending of August 22nd,
is Painted Moon by The Silencers.
(05:17):
You. You.
I might know it to hear it same I,but I don't know the silencers.
It's kind of a cool band name,but good for you. Sure. Yeah.
number two is New directionby Echoing the Bunnymen.
I've definitely heardof that band I don't need.
Did you see?
You and might know the song.
(05:39):
We're back to one of these listswhere I don't know anybody on it,
but I probably would know every song
if I heard it,which is dope. It's hilarious.
And then you get the people being like,wait, you don't know that?
Yeah, yeah. Perfect. Wait.
Dan, who plays music in a different genre,doesn't know about this genre?
Yeah.
I mean, it's crazy.
I like to think I'm a versatile music boy.
You are. You're way more so than I am.
I don't have the knowledge, breadththat you do when it comes to
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at least not classic rock and pop music.
Yeah.
And then and even like,like a lot of these, I like,
I know the band and I don't I wouldn'tbe able to like, start humming the song.
Well, most of the music that I know,
most of our listenersprobably don't care, like, oh yeah, it's
really underground hip hopor like niche black metal or like,
you know, some sort of like nerdysynth wave or something.
I mean, y'all can come talk to meif you want about lots of niche music, but
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I like to, I like to,and if you want to know about the broader.
Yeah, I mean, yeah,
maybe I don't know,this is making me second guess, but like,
this is my never ending questto keep music
an artist from the pastand everyone's heart.
So, like, this is from 37 years agowith a bunch of, like, the Beat Farmers.
This number,the next one, number three by
the song is Dark Clouds is spelledDP, like the E like Beatles beat.
(06:45):
Yeah,
like a beat o b e a t the beat version.
I agreed with you,but you spelt it wrong, right?
I was like, wait,which one is like the Beatles?
Got it.
This.
so it's like, yeah,
I just like to, like, you know,keep these people's memory alive in some,
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you know, sanctum of our podcast, Paul Kelly
and the messengers.
I see standing onThat sounds like a band from the 50s.
The cure.
We obviously know that those are.
They're number five on the list.
Show me something.
Show me how you do that trick.
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New order, I know them.
True faith.
I feel so extraordinary
John Cougar Mellencamp was onthe alternative list this this week.
Open fire.
Good for him. Feel.
All my lifeI take another ashtray U2 overrated.
(07:50):
you know, if you like. You, too.
I like you, too.
If you like you two, you'reprobably not listening to this right now.
Yeah. Probably so.
But, hey, if everybody likeswhat they like, a bad job.
Job would be the one.
Be like, you're like, he doesn't know,okay, but I'm going to take a little bit
of your PSL, knowledge and be like,you know what?
I'm not going to shit on somebodyfor liking it, you know?
Right.
If you like, you see twopretty vanilla flavors, I guess.
(08:11):
Yeah, yeah. Somebody probably drink.
Sellslike it tastes like mayonnaise. Okay.
But no sweat is mayonnaise. You
good, John?
It's the special
eyes that give number nineis the Jesus in the Mary Chain.
A-plus, guys.
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In mewhat And then the last one is number ten.
The replacements,Alex Chilton of the time.
me watch So I knew you to the cure.
New order, John,because you're, like, out.
And I've heard of echo the Bunnymen, so.
Sounds like my playlist right now.
Damn. Yeah, it's got some bops there.
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But then then I switch.
The reason why I brought this list here
is because it's crazythat this was 15 years ago.
So when the name of some of the songswhich you probably obviously know too,
it's alternative rock and it's like, damn,this was 15 years ago.
That's like literally half my life ago.And it feels like yesterday. Crazy. Yeah.
so this is week ending August 22nd, 2009.
Which number one song on the tracklist was New Divide by Linkin Park?
(09:12):
Crazy.
It feels like a forever ago.
Or no, not that long ago that Chester.
Yeah. When I was really doesn'tfeel very long ago so that
they were still making songs.
silver sun pickups.
Number two.Panic switch, green day 21 guns.
I remember when that song was everywhere,which is crazy.
That that was 15 years ago.Ain't no rest for the wicked.
Oh, he hates the elephant. Number four.
Paramore. Ignorance. Sorry.There's a bug on me.
(09:33):
The it's dead now I was, I wasI was ignorant, scared Paramore ignorance
yet again.
Paramorewith with a bop Savior by Rise Against.
Kings of Leon.
You somebody.
I never was a fan of those guys.
those are the number one spot.
And then we got just another couple songs,which is like spot 16 Uprising by Muse,
which. That's a crazy song.
(09:55):
Kids Mgmt like thatfeels like forever ago.
I, I'm forgettingI forgot about all these half-staff
truism by the offspring that.
So that's when this album, 2009 was on.
I Rise and Fall.
Rage and Grace came out
as the first offspring concertI went to with Jeb in a friend.
It was crazy year. I fucking remember thatlike it was yesterday.
At least 15 years ago,I would have been good.
(10:15):
Offspring was the offspring.Yeah, I've seen it three times.
I fucking love the other. Really?
Oh yeah. Cool.
And then fireflieswas just entering the list.
So I'll say the remember fireflies.
Yeah.
It's ten.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
That that was everywhere and nice. Can't
do that. Sounds like a a child's song.
Like a true 100%.Like it's like a fucking children's.
(10:36):
Like a sleepy bedtime song.
Yeah, yeah. Because like kids show.
Yeah. Fireflies. Totally.
So anyways, I just want to bring thatone up because, like, it's like crazy.
1901 by Phoenix also on this list,which is crazy.
The dope song.
yeah.
That just blows my mindthat that's already 15 years ago,
and I guess it's only going to get worseas we age.
It's going to get better.
It's not going to get more recent.
My shoes on time.
(10:58):
Right. Well,
until you fall into the spot of dementia,then it just goes every which way.
Then everything's new again.
That's right.
Hooray,we're going to go into our big segment,
the Ant Hill kidscan't go into a big segment right now.
Yeah.
So for that, we got eons of time.
Eons.
so the hunting chasms of time. Yeah.
Go ahead.
(11:18):
Oh, sorry.
Before I jump into the next segment,is there anything
you want to rim reminisceabout either 1987 or.
I just don't know.
I don't know all thesesongs like I don't know, I,
I don't know what it is like
rambling for such a music dude.
Yeah.
Like for such a music dude
I really don't pay attention to like,radio lyrics very often.
I definitely recognizeall the songs on the radio,
(11:40):
but I just never like stoppedand cared about them.
Like, oh, maybe I like this song.
Like, I've always been in such othergenres of music
that I just never even really caredthat much.
That's like,that's classic rock I grew up with.
So I have like I've said it before, it'skind of like a given to me.
I never really appreciated it
in the sense that I want to goand find out the information
about the bands and I want to like,you know, have a LED Zeppelin poster
(12:01):
on my wall or anything like that.
It's just been like, sort of like, yeah,it's something my parents like something
I obviously like, I think, you know,obviously they're you cool.
I respect it and everything.
But I just was never like into it, into it
to the point of where I like,knew the words and cared.
I was busy learning like Tupac lyricsand shit like that.
I preferred rap,so maybe next, next, maybe next week
I'll pull out like what was bangingon the hip hop charts
(12:22):
and watch me also fail at thatbecause I don't know.
I understand what you're going to pick.
Yeah, it was an underground shit, yo.
Fair enough, fairenough. Just mad ignorant.
Okay, so I have you at bliss, man.
I'm ignorant about a lot of other stuff,like words in the dictionary.
overrated.
Who needs it?Who needs the communication skills?
Yeah, especially when I went to schoolfor communication.
(12:43):
And I have a podcast. Who needs it?
Certainly not you.
Sounds like you're killing it. Hell, no.
okay, so you're ready for the hit?
I'm ready for the Anthill Kids.
I don't know what you were going to say.
Sorry. Your bug landed on my tongue.
The Ant Hill kids cult.
There are quite a we've have chosenquite a buggy place here, but that's okay.
Yeah, we take one for the team right now.
(13:05):
Some mosquitoes take a little bit of mymy life force.
A way to their families. That's fine.You live and die for the podcast.
so this is what goes with the saying, trigger warning.
Okay. We live by the cast. We live by the.
I thought you're going to thatTo trigger a trigger warning.
Thank you.
I'm really good at that.Yeah. He is. I can't do that.
nobody can do that.
(13:26):
Like. Like Dan can. Yeah.
so this is from Sainte-Marie, Quebec.
Was where it was located.
So it's like basically Canada.Not really Canada. Yeah.
Close it down inside Canadain a different country called Quebec.
Go ahead.
So, the guy's nameis I'm going to call him Art for the rest,
but I got it, obviously.
Say it once. Ross.
I guess I could call him Ross.
(13:48):
Where?
Rock, rock, rock rock rock rock rock.
What? You decide.
Ross. Thoreau.
Ross. Thoreau.
Okay, cool.
Roche. ThoreauI like that. Sounds whimsical.
I'm gonna call him Roche.
I'm just gonna call him Roche,because he's actually kind of a roach.
Dude, he's a wiener.Is he okay? Yeah. So he's so roach.
(14:08):
We don't like roach, you know, was a manwith a mission to save himself
and his followersfrom the coming apocalypse as a child.
Thoreau. Fuck.
Like like a guy actually just tryingto save people from the apocalypse
that you think. But wait.
Thoreau dropped out of school and startedteaching himself the Old Testament.
He was convinced that a warbetween good and evil
was about to come, and that this wouldbring about the end of the world.
(14:31):
Thus, he converted to the seventh dayAdventist Church.
And I saying that right. Adventists.Do you know what that is?
I have a
description on the Adventist Church,and lived by their rules.
No tobacco, no unhealthy foods,no alcohol, no drugs, no fun, So
an Adventist, the seventh day AdventistChurch, Adventists, The seventh day
Adventist Church is an advent ProtestantChristian denomination,
(14:55):
which is distinguished by its observanceof Saturday, the seventh day of the week
in the Christianand the Hebrew calendar as the Sabbath,
its emphasis on the imminent secondcoming of Jesus Christ.
And it's annihilate this fucking.
a nihilistannihilation is so Terry ology. Yes.
So that's whatthat church believes in, in Semper okay.
Annihilation est soda ology.
(15:17):
There, I said it.
basically the seventh dayAdventist church was, like, really
focused on the second comingand the end of the world, basically
boil it down to thatthere like prophecy folk, you know, there
they're like, doesn't matterwhat's going on right now.
Some shit is comingand we got to get ready for it.
And that our whole life on earth
is planning for the end,which that just sounds like.
What the hell is the point?
You're waiting for the advent.Waiting for the advent. Yep.
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Every Christmas,
he convinced an entire group of peopleto quit their jobs and form his religious
following called The AnthillKids, named for their ant like hard work.
He was no longer wrote to the world.
He was Moses.
He changed his name to Moses. Cool.
What a badass.
So the year is 1977, and Mosesand his followers formed a commune
that was free of sinand stood for equality and unity.
(15:59):
Of course, just as with every other cult,
the good times would quickly come toan end, which started when the Adventists
kick them out for their weirdass behavior.
So the other church that they were alla party actual the established government,
sanctioned churchAdventist group or whatever,
they actually kicked them outfor being too weird.
Yeah. Weird ass behavior. Yeah,they kick them out.
So now Moses forbids his followersto contact their families,
(16:22):
which is classic cult behavior.
Yeah.
I don't want to be talking to peoplewho might say something
that isn't what you're talking aligningwith what you're.
So. Yeah, I'll talkyou out of this delusion. Yeah, right.
And against Adventist rulesdeveloped a drinking problem.
So then he started drinking buddybuddies. Moses.
So you can do whateveryou want? Yeah, whatever.
Rules
for followers became stricter and stricterup until the point where
the members were restricted from speakingto each other without Moses present.
(16:45):
So, like the leader of the fucking cult
had to be therejust to have a conversation.
Imagine just being so psychoticallylike, wrapped up in your own power
over people that you're like, no, listen,you can't converse to each other
without me around to monitorwhat you might say.
That's like, imagine how much fearthat guy is just living in,
even if he was well,while he's in control of this
(17:05):
ridiculous situation and somehowhas these people under his thumb,
he would be also just like paranoidand freaking out and like, I think so.
And so he's talking aboutare they looking at each other like that?
And yeah, he's just losing it.Like you'd be like in a corner.
Can't be stable.Oh my God. Like you like you're like,
hear me out.
That is what a cult is.
Kind of like girl, he'shaving a big sleepover nonstop.
(17:26):
I guess you get Kool-Aid and stuff. It's.
It's dope, dude.
Hell, yeah. Anyway.
Fuck.
Well, I was thinking, like, it's likeyou're, I don't know, eight years old.
You're at a sleepover.
It's like bedtimes, 8:00 and startwhispering to your friends like, hey,
I hear you talking. Shut up.
I think I even at eight years old,I think I would not have been swayed
into a cult where I'm not allowedto talk to my friend.
(17:46):
Like, I feel like even at eight years old,I would have been like, something's up.
Yeah, he's hiding something with someonereally legit yet again, weak mentality.
Hey, you never know.
Maybe not. Maybe.Maybe these people were really hypnotized.
Who knows?
Maybe. Yeah.He had a really, really shiny, persuasive.
Yeah.
the Anthill Kids made their livingby selling baked goods.
However, apart from the baking, life inthe sect was a nightmare.
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Moses started spying on his followers,and when some seemed not devoted enough,
he would punish them.
If a person wished to leavethe sect, Moses would become enraged.
He would hit them with belts or hammers.
He would suspend them from the ceiling.
He would pluck each and every hair
on their body individually,or he would defecate on them.
and this is just phase one of his madness.
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Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. You're not believing hard enough.
Yeah. Ooh.
So gross.
Dude.
Expanded from the ceiling,like, got to get shit on me.
Get so shit on for this.
Fuck.
Like, dude, that's terrible.
That's so fucked. Grace. Yeah.
So punishingyour grown adult people, like, no.
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And and I will pluck you for this. Yeah.
So you're in for such a plucking tonight.
The thing that blows my mind, too,is obviously, it's one of those things
that's easier said than done,and it clearly happens.
But is the line that clicks into, like,I guess not a rational person's head,
but like, just even a delusional personhad to be like, yo, this is too far.
Like obviously these guys like,he's like, you're headed for plucking,
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talking like that.
Oh, God, he heard me.
Okay, so back to the story.
As the well-being of the seminarsdecreased, Moses
became moreand more convinced of his godly delusions.
It became apparent to Mosesthat the world would end in 1979
and drove his communeinto the Canadian wilderness.
Some say it did, some say it did.
And then they, after his timeline, did,convinced that
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for the same reason,God would skip a chance to destroy Quebec.
So he's like, everywhere else is gonnais going to get destroyed except Quebec.
this is a very Quebec thingto think we will be,
the only ones to survive this.
God's chosen.
That was my Quebec back lot.
Yeah. Beautiful to the moment.
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so, yeah,
God would skip a chance to destroy Quebecfor some reason,
he figured out straight from homeby himself.
I guess, in 1979.
God, you must pluck them.
Pluck on them if they are mean to you.
You are not done plucking.
And you must do this in the Quebecwilderness.
Soon everyone will be bald.
All of the sinners will be boldest,
and only those of virtue shall have long,flowing hair from their legs.
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1979 came and went.
But the world did.
Not surprisingly,that we know of, that we know of.
Moses explained this away by saying,our world and God's world
run on different timezones. it's not 79 and God's world yet.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
It's like going to Australia or something.
Yeah. Let's just wait for it. Yeah.
However, this lacking explanationdid not stop his followers
from romanticizing him and proclaiming himas their absolute leader.
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So that was just such a half assed excuse.
Yeah.
yeah.
I swear to God, there's some people outthere who just will just follow.
Like a rotting fruit basket.It's virtuous.
Oh, God.
Did anybody see it? Move! Moved.
I saw it, move it!
How many flies are on it today?
the prophecy is real.
Fuck some shit
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like cracker Jack outside of a fuckingMcDonald's is just yelling like a prophecy
about an anthill or something,and you're like, hang on, I'll join him.
The. The judgment day iswhen the McMuffin gets canceled.
in the Canadian wildernessand later, the woods of Ontario.
His female concubines bore Moses's
26 children.
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keep me busy.
Oh, my God, he's concubines.
Be busy.
God, he's.
Cult leaders are so horny, it's insane.
It's almost like that's what they'redoing. It for, so it's kind of weird.
Yeah, there's some ulterior motive.
You know who loves when you bang 26different chicks in the woods and, like,
make them all bareyour child and then, like,
hang them up by things and pluck them.
God. God loves. God loves. God loves.
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When you do take his his, children.
And especially when you finisha bottle of your own. Yeah.
And you get hammeredwhile you do it, for sure.
It's so easy to lie to these people.
You doesn't even have to be sober tobut it was just as the ultimate fucked up
cult leader
would abuse his children, and welfareauthorities would come and take them away.
However, the torture did not stop there.
The Anthill Kidswhen their pappy became angry.
I guess that's what they referred to him.
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Yeah, it's kind of gnarly. You.
He would take on the role of surgeon.
The patient would be held down, fullyconscious by the other followers,
and Moses
would go to work on them with availablekitchen utensils, pliers and a blowtorch.
Okay. Full blown bad torture.
Oh, God.
Most followers lost limbs, teeth, fingersand toes to this practice.
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you were seeing something very horrificabout this piece of shit guy.
what was the name again? Roche. Oh, yeah.
Me. Right. Roche.
Yeah. Right.He named himself Fucking Moses.
I'm just keeping it one nameso it doesn't get confusing.
That's very.
What could be confusing about that guy.
people lostlimbs, teeth, fingers and toes.
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yeah. So.
And you just use random shitty shitfrom his fucking kitchen
to do perform surgery, and peopleare like, yes, daddy, pretty much.
Or sorry, Papi is what they call him,which is also disgusting.
We will hold our friend downwhile you'd whatever them
so that you know they can be more pious,right?
It's all about piety, about God.
God loves when you take limbs, fingers,teeth, whatever from his subjects,
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when they're not,when they're just sort of misbehaving.
Right. Or. Yeah. Or talk to anotherjust when you're just drunk.
Yeah. If they talk to another person.Yeah. Can't be doing that.
Oh, no. He's on a secondbottle of Jack run.
Yeah. No.
That sucks. It's terrifying.
okay. We continue.
He forced commune membersto break their own legs with sledgehammers
to shoot each other in the shoulders,
eating their own,
and others due to insects and rats.
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He would nail children to a tree and forceother children to throw rocks at them.
He would forcibly removedteeth and nails.
He would burn his followersby making them sit on a lit stove.
He would cut off arms and legswithout warning,
which that doesn't make sense to me.
Just without warning,cut off somebodys arm.
Yeah. Yeah. you got me.
God demands you limb. Yeah.
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Oh, I need it.
I need a full blown, like psychopath.
Hell, hell.
Devil habitant.Yeah, yeah, like you are a demon.
You're a pit lord.
He is the exact opposite piece of shit.
Holy shit.
He made them sitnaked in the cold and whip and beat them.
Nothing was too cruel a punishment.
Yeah.
So he's essentially just like a villain.
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Like a total little event.And then it's like.
So then what? So the point of thecult is that this guy knows
the end of times and where to lead you.
But he was already proved wrong.
I would honestly like,even if I don't know, it's just like.
Wouldn't just exploding in a ball of firebe better than chilling with this dude?
I think so.
Oh, you mean like like the end of days,if that's what they're so worried about?
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Right. Would be taking my chances withthat.
Would be betterthan chilling with this guy.
I wonder what.
Yeah, someone could say, like, listen.
Yes, you're exploiting a ball of fire,
but it's the eternity after thatyou got to worry about.
Like, who cares about this mortal coil?
I'll take your arm, I'll take your tooth.
I'll cut you, slice you, burnyou ridicule you, shit on you, whatever.
It doesn't matter.But this is just your mortal body.
And I'm trying to do thisfor your own good.
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Because in the after, once you dead,
you're going to eitherburn in a lake of fire
or you're going to come with meand my flock,
and Iwill shepherd you through to the light.
What does that sound like? Right?
That sounds like you want to,but it sounds like Dan has a cult. Right?
And practicing.It'll be that easy, though.
It's it's that easy
for these people who are like,they just want to believe, right?
And now even if they believe, like, okay,this is bad.
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The prophecy didn't come true.It looks like he's lying.
But now they have givenso much of their life.
They've moved away.They've given away all their possessions.
They've maybe lost a limb or an armor something.
They've lost friends.They've, like, invested.
Really hard investment into this.
So the idea that he's just a liarand he's just a villain
and manipulating them,and there is no afterlife for them
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and all this stuff,that's too much for them.
They don't want to think about that.
And so they'll literally cut off their ownarm or break their own leg with a hammer
to avoid the truth.What's the admission fee?
Oh, it cost an arm and a leg.
Oh, dude, it's waiting for that.
So, yeah,
I for you, if you want to get into heaven
way. So, like. Yeah. Really.
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And I just that that is wild.
It's like, what kind of goddo you want to serve, really?
You know, like, I think I would justgo down to hell with the Morningstar
if that's the God that I have to serve.
You know, it's like, okay,I just I'm good without your help thing.
Because if you're going to give kidscancer and you're going to let this guy
mutilate him, shit on peopleand do all this stuff,
like I'm not really interested if that'sthe path towards heaven and God, no.
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Thank you. Yeah,that's a good burn. Thanks.
Or he's just like.
Or they should be like,
wow, clearly this is the devil in disguiseElvis tried to warn us about.
you. The devil in the sky.
Yeah, no, but.
And no shit.And maybe we should avoid this guy.
This is not the true path or whatever.And I ain't preaching.
Ain't trying to fucking. But.But they don't believe them.
Yeah.
Do they not believe that some like devilif if devils were such a thing
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or that you know a personwith a stick and twisted brain.
Yeah.
Like they don't think that someone couldjust make this lie up on the spot and be
stabbing them right now, right?
You don't think that someone,
an agent of evil might just be fuckingtelling you a lie right now?
It's like, dude, it's crazythat you just went ahead with this.
And you're like,no, this is the good path.
Yeah, he's taking it.
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He's nailing a kid to a tree,but it's for the better.
Like what? That's.
Yeah.
Like, nothing could be more evilthan nailing a child to a tree
and throwing rocks and getting other kids.
You know what I mean? Likethere were some signs, for sure.
And I just saw the signs.
I just wanted to side notethat dad is literally risking
West Nile to bring you this. Yeah.
I've been, itchin and dance,and I'm like.
I've been smacking offa bunch of these theaters here.
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We can skeeter country. It ain't.
It ain't far yet.
The taking my blood awayto their families.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
however.
Okay, we go back into the story.
Fucker! Drop me! Fucker!
Right as I was talking about it,he's on me.
A bold one.
Okay. Go ahead.
We gotta get out of here.
Moses piece de resistance came when one ofhis followers was a warning of pain.
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Yeah. complained of pain in her abdomen.
No. Moses forced her to undress.
Later on, the kitchen table,punched her in the stomach,
performed an
enema by cramming a tube right here.
But I'm trying to use cleaner words.
But holy.
And filled her,filled her up with olive oil.
Olive oil, bro.
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Then he cut her stomach open,ripped out her parts of her intestines
with his bare hands, and he forcedother members to stitch her up.
He then shoved a tube on her throatand made the other women blow air into it.
Unsurprisingly,the woman died the next day.
Of course, Moses as a prophethad the powers of resurrection.
Horrible way to die.
So this is a super trigger warning.
Just beware.
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So this gets to this Moses.
She's like, oh yes, she died.
My olive oilenema did not treat her wounds.
Weird. That always works.
Yeah, nine times out of ten. this.
So then he's like,But I'm a prophet of Sisi,
so I'm going to resurrect herfrom the dead.
So, this resurrection consisted
of drilling a hole in their deadwoman's skull and having every male
pleasure themselves
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into the hole of the skulland the stuff that comes out, if you can.
Yeah. then the woman remained that.
Oh, no, she remained dead. Weird. Yeah.
Yeah, that doesn't really work.
But that does have surprisedthat it didn't work.
But yeah, I mean, all the textbooks saythat that will work.
The olive oil didn't work.
Okay.
Drill a hole in her headand yeah, get all the boys in one thing.
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We have to do that.
So messed up that is.
Maybe. Yeah,that's one of the more messed up
things that I've ever hadcome into my mind.
I didn't mean to say like.
Oh, it.
Like you didn't thinkI've heard of a lot of cults. Shit.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
This is a very violentand sadistic cult, for sure.
And it was just this one wiener.
It was just this one wienerwith a bunch of people, like, yeah,
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how does somebody have to goalong with it?
Yeah.
I just don't understand how somebodyI mean, yes, they prey upon their fears.
They prey upon the religiously, vulnerable.
They prey upon peoplewho are already suffering.
But, like, I just cannot figure outhow somebody convinces, like
it's hard enough to convince a girlto give you your phone number, her phone
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number out in public,you know, like, good.
I mean, like,most guys are worried about stuff
like that, like,oh, how am I going to get her number?
How am I going to,
you know, like or or like how am I goingto get a raise out of my boss?
Or like,
how am I going to get, you know,I mean, like,
those are the things that people aretrying to get out of other people, right?
And on a normal day to day scale,imagine getting so much out of someone
that you're at this point out therewith a bunch of full grown adults
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doing this fucking sadistic torture shit,and they're all like, yes,
he is the one for like,how fucking convincing can you be?
You can just hypnotize somebodywith your words
so heavily that they're like this.
It's like Baldur's Gate. It's like.
It's like it's like like you pauseand you just tell em what to do.
Pause.Tell em what to do, pause on what to do.
Like turn based, like, yeah, I don'tI don't even know how.
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Obviously it's a psyche really.It's a sickness bite.
Well he's psychotic obviously. Right.
Like hehe definitely like someone like this
doesn't just believe they're doing wrongshit. Right.
He believes he's doing something right.
And it looks like Iif I recall, I saw a couple pictures.
He looks like Hagrid. He's a big dude.The big beard.
He looks like an not in every man.
He just looks like a big guy.
He looks creepy and like, yeah,he looks like you do well in the forest.
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Okay, so first off,that's what you got to do.
Second, like, you just gotta be really,I don't know, good at blackjack.
What? I don't fucking know.
I don't know, man.
Just plain going over there watching it.
Yeah.
You talking shit about the Hill kids? Oh,
they'll circle back and save us.
We're way out here.Pretty dumb people going by.
Oh will form the personDumbarton cult la allegiance. Yes.
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Yeah. Sorry.
Not cult allegiance. Yes. That allegiance.
You're already on the right track.
So you just straight uptell them to call that the gates,
then they'll know that's true.He never said the word Celtic.
We don't say the word cult.
I will shit on you if you say cult.
Okay?
Other victims of Mosesconsisted of two of his own
children, one of which he murderedduring a failed circumcision,
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and the other died when he.
When Moses left him outsidein the middle of a blizzard.
Oh, so he's like fucking snipping his boy.
And he's got fucking chocolate one.Yeah, yeah.
And then.
And then the other onewas just waiting outside
the in a blizzard, Yeah, this guy isa real piece of work, but just adults.
Just a fucking a demon.
Just literally like the definitionof overconfident.
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Like he just thinks like,oh, I can do this. It's like,
Holy crap, the God complex.
Yeah, exactly.Literally actual God complex.
Like this is, this is a little bitmore than an arrogance thing.
This is like to the furthestthat arrogance could ever get to the
the point where you feel like
you can just be a surgeon on peopleand, like, murder them and that's fine.
Oops. What?
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None of the training?None of the tools. It's okay.
So much pain and suffering and death.
Like cool.
For him,
it took the near-death experienceof Gabriel La Vella to bring it to light.
All these horrible crimes against humanityGabriel had endured.
Blowtorches had held to her genitals.
Oh, her teeth taken out, a hypodermicneedle breaking off in her spine.
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She had tried to escape.
He could not livewithout the cult and went back.
This is a harsh word.I needed the trigger warning.
Yeah, no about this one, man.
Roughest one we've ever had. Yeah,
I, she
had tried to escape, but could not livewithout the cult and went back.
So she actually got out and went back.
Wow. Yeah.
That'show destroyed this person's mind was.
Like, that'show deep the hooks are in their mind.
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Totally.
Moses took this as a good reasonto cut off one of her fingers,
nail her hand to a table and amputateher entire arm with the hunting knife.
Of course, Gabriel did not seethis as enough reason to actually leave.
It took Moses amputatingparts of her breasts and smashing her
head in with an ax for to actually fleein contact the authorities.
It was 1989and the Anthill Kids were finally free.
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Moses was given a life sentencewhen he did not complete in 2011.
So this is where it like comes,you know, a little bit of like
come up and some justice. Yeah. In 2011.
So he's given a life sentence.
In 2011, Mosescellmate walked up to the guard
station, handed them a knife and said,that piece of shit is down on the range.
Here's the knife. I've sliced him up.
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Moses was 63 years old and did not die
as he had envisioned a prophet sentby God to protect his followers.
The weirdest part Even after all thatMoses has done wrong, his sane
followers remained loyal and slaved awayto comply with his every whim.
That's the end. Yeah.
No, there's no escape.
Once you like,
have somebody like they believe thatthis is like, for about eternity, right?
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It's not this mortal coil is whatever.
The people are going to lie to us
and say things and like,just just trust in the have faith.
They cause the problemwith have faith, right?
Yeah.
You just say have faith.
And then the people don'tuse their own minds anymore
and you can tell them to dowhatever you want.
This George Michael,this is what people have been doing
to otherhumans for a very, very long time.
Ever since the birth of religion, peoplehave been taking that belief in that faith
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and turning it into just influence andpower for themselves on this mortal coil.
So if you don't thinkthat this mortal coil is where you know,
all of your attention should go,
you know, it's just it'sjust it's weird to me, the fundamental
just have faith and the next lifewill be so fantastic for you.
It's like, what?
And wouldn'tany God want you to do well on this?
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Like, is this just wasted time?
Yeah, just a test.Is it just one weird test?
Are you not like, failing it right nowby just waiting for the next thing?
Like,also God would probably if God was real,
they would want you to be a good personbecause of being a good person,
not because.
Or you won't get into heavenwhen you're teaching your child
something like, do you teach them thatwe don't hit the other kids at school?
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Because then you'll get a treatwhen you get home?
Or do we not hitkids at school because it's wrong?
do you do you want to, like,be a good person on earth?
Because that's what's right to do,and then you'll properly
get into some sort of heavenor Paradise or whatever.
Or do you want to just be within the rulesthat the church tells you,
even though you want to fuck shit upand be a demon,
but you're just holding your shit togetherso that
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finally, when you're dead,you can get to that place you want to be.
It's a reward system and all you gotta dois get a reward system or whatever.
Good person. Yeah. What is it?
What is it?
You go, babyHail Marys or whatever the fuck
the particulars of of the forgivenessof each of the religions is insane.
The majority of those people are.A lot of them are fucking fuckhead.
Yeah, you could just be a crookand then go ask God for your forgiveness.
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And he gives it because the fuckthat guy loves to forgive.
Yeah, it's like we can never says a word,but we're assuming he's forgiving.
Yeah, yeah, I can see love money.That's a George Carlin thing.
It's like, God, he needs a lot of money.
These churches with God. God loves money.
He never has enough of the stuff.
He's got to get more money for himself.
He's all powerful, omniscient, all.
You know,he created us the concept of everything.
But he needs money.
But he needs money.He needs our printed bills.
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You can't can't just get a Lamborghini.
That's right.
Yes. And buy it like everybody elsedesigned everything or whatever.
That's hilarious.
Okay, so then we go into a lighter note.
is there anything else you want to go onabout that weird mismatch?
Shit, I don't like them.
No, there's some, documentaries, on, like, YouTube
and stuffthat would probably give a more in-depth.
I did the brief version.
I do want to thank, cult.
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What was it Cult Nation for?
Because I got that role for the Cult Nation was the website that I got that from.
because.
Yeah, yeah,
I one time I accidentallyalmost ended up in a crypto cult,
I didn't put any money in it.
So there's, you know, they were like,I get it. Yeah.
This guy's wheel's too strong.Yeah, I didn't lose anything, so.
But but it was.Yeah. Cults are weird, man.
This wasn't all online.
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I'd be so shitting on youand plucking your hair.
That's right.
I it seemed like thatI got fired like that from them,
so I finally I got out of there.
so the lighter side is, Yeah,some some world records that you may
or may not know about, but they're,I think they're pretty interesting.
Nice.
Just, you know, slim was removedby one call later.
the highest vehicle mileage, at 4 p.m.
(38:10):
on the 18th of September, 2013.
Irvin, Gordon and us.
That's a such a name for this guy.Yeah. For sure.
Clocked up his 3 million mile mile to.
It's not kilometers here in Canada.
It's mile in America.
In his 1966 Volvo 1800
S, while driving near the villageof Girdwood, south of Anchorage in Alaska.
Shut it up to the Volvo.
(38:31):
And that's dude, I'd be wrapping the shitout of that if I was Volvo.
literally the longest.
So the total was 3,039,122 miles.
So that's incredible.
And I'm assuming it's on one enginebecause that doesn't count.
If it was a different engine,
if you replace the engine, you can resetyour kilometers and shit like that.
He's like serious offers.Only I know what I have. Let's see. Yeah.
(38:52):
In this day and age.
Yeah. Totally.
Not the fucking forerunner.Yeah, that ten grand.
What do you mean, nine?
$90,000 for this Volvo? Yeah,
but it's a 3,000,000km on it.
Yeah, but I mean, we're going to get 300,000 more, at least.
Mostly just kept in a garage drivenby an old lady.
It was called it was pulledthat I never actually turned it on.
Yeah.
Yes. okay, this next
one here is the fastest speedfor a motorcycle ridden, blindfolded.
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Terrifying in 2003.
You can't believe the basis of terrify.
Simon.
No. Billy Baxter, is that the basisof terrify, Billy Baxter?
No, not me, the old one.
Reached a speed of 265.3ft.
Fuck. 200 t.
He is staggering speed.
It's too fast for medium.
Yeah, 265.33km an hour,
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or 164.87mph while riding a 1200cc Kawasaki Ninja motorcycle.
Blindfolded. Oh, blindfolded. Blindfolded.
He didn't want to know where he's going.
That fucking fucked.
So 270 fucking 270km an hour.
The blindfold is to make sure his eyeballsand get sucked out.
Like, yeah, it's the back of his brainor whatever.
(39:59):
The G-forces. Yeah.
That's terrifying. That is. Yeah. That's.
How long did he live?
It doesn't say.
Yeah, right. Yeah.
Right into a wall for milliseconds. Yeah.
But no, like he's like,
oh Billy Baxter, what a crazy guygoing that fast on a motorcycle.
And he's just like, for surehe's thinking like, hopefully I can stop.
Like, he's definitely notlike, 100% in control at that point.
(40:20):
He's definitely like,Jesus, take the fucking handlebars.
Yeah.
Look,
you know, like,just try not to do any little motion,
like, hoping a bug doesn'tcome along, like,
you know, like the bugthat explodes his head when he hits it.
It's a ladybug.
And it just like, like, vaporizes.
Billy Baxter 23. Good for him.
And a Kawasaki ninja yet again.
I would use that in a marketing ad.
(40:42):
Yeah. Kawasaki. Get on it for me.
Maybe they did. Ninjas are cool.
I like I think I like Honda Shadowsand that's.
Those are pretty sweet.
And they look cool.longest ongoing pilgrimage
between December 1969 and 2013 of April,
Arthur Blissett of Florida,USA, walked a total of 64,752km.
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Or for you state people, 40,235 miles.
His Google Watch like rolled over, broke.
He has visited all seven countries,including Antarctica, having crossed 321
nations island groups and territoriescarrying a 3.7m tall,
12ft wooden cross and preachingfrom the Bible throughout his pilgrimage.
Oh, so he's walking with a fucking hugecross? Yeah.
(41:24):
Back to like, a 12ft cross.
And it's pretty big. Huge. Yeah.To be walking around.
He must be jacked, dude.
Yeah, it reminds me of, like, likelike what is it, Tetsu
in Brazil, out to the guy that gives youmore and, Yeah, yeah, it's free space.
Yeah. He's just walking aroundrandomly across the.
Over the time. Yeah.
The over.You know, this little stubby legs.
(41:44):
If I could you give them Caracas seedsor whatever the fuck they're called.
And then you fucking dothis little Moroccan Korok Korok seeds.
Yeah, it is a little fucking rock.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
They drop the rock on their head.
Oh, you know.
most lightning strike survived.
Okay, so that's what this one is.
Apparently, when you get
struck by lightning, your chancesof getting hit again go up like a bunch.
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What is your body just buzzing for ten,20,000 years or something?
Takes 20,000 years to get it.
You know, 20 by 20.
This sounds like a big number.
It is. It's the biggest numberI know. Years.
That's. That's Max.
That is Max numbers. Max.
A single lightningstrike is made up of several 100,000,000V.
Seven times was ex park ranger Roy C
Sullivan, the human lightningconductor of Virginia, USA.
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It's so annoying. He's going outsidelike half buck.
Yeah, yeah, the clouds are getting done.
It's like a blue sky, too. He's just like,I don't know.
I think I'm going to go watch seasontwo of The Office again.
Again? Yeah. His attraction for lightning.
Oh, he's attraction for lightningbegan in 1942, when he lost his big
toenail and was resumed in 1969when he lost his eyebrows.
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What? What? Oh, from the lightning strike.
Yes. His toenailblew off from the lightning strike.
Guess so. Dude. Wow.
And he lost his eyebrows.Just like an milhouse.
in July 1970.
Left shoulderseared on the 16th of April, 1972.
Hair set on fireon the 7th of August 1973.
His journal.
New hair refired and leg seared.
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Yeah, pretty much.
It is on the 5th of June, 1976.
Ankle injured. That's all I said.
It's like you struck by lightning.No, I just rolled it.
How do you not feel? Yeah.How do you not feel?
A little bit,like, attacked by God at this point?
No shit. What did I do?
Can I win the lottery at least?Fuck, yeah.
There's a guy out herewith a cult in the woods.
Like nailing kids to trees.
And you're gonna zap this fucking mailmanor whatever.
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Yeah. Exact seven.
Park ranger.
Yeah, 26. Concubines. Give me something.
Gods like you
like just another.
Yeah. Here's another shock I like.I like zapping him.
Yeah.
In particular, now that I've zapped himonce before, I think I'll do it again.
He's the target.
in the 25th of June, 1977,chess and stomach burns.
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And then the last one in September 1983.
Oh, no. Never mind. This is not lightning.
In September 1983, he died by his ownhand, reportedly rejected in love.
So you got rejected.
Oh, man.
Park ranger Roy rejectedand then killed himself.
That's a fucking incel move right there.
Yeah, but,I mean, sorry, guys, it's not cool.
You're not getting the sympathy for meif you got rejected by your love.
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And then you're like,I have to kill myself.
Yeah.
Isn't that what happened to the leadsinger of, the Dickies?
I thinkalthough the original guitar player
of the Dickies, that'swhat happened to him.
All I'm saying is, bro, there'sanother girl out there somewhere.
Yeah, there's a girl who will be attractedto your lightning rod.
Yeah, and he does feel like it'sthe end of the world at the moment time.
But you just got to let it pass.
And if you do, what you got to dois kill your homies and shit like that.
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Like. But I still feelI have the worst luck in there.
Like, well, it can't be that bad, man.
He's hit by lightning seven times.
They're like, well, you know, what is it?
Yeah.
Look it up in the rip in Guinness WorldRecord.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, buddy,have you ever tried going to the Canadian
wilderness shitting on people?
Yeah. Everybody'sbacking away from looking at the sky.
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Did you know,
I think you probably knowthat lightning goes up.
No, it like it or maybe not
up, but like, it's basically just like,you know how you have, like, an arching.
Yeah.
two wires that arcand you can see the arc go across.
Yeah. That's it. It's just from the earth.
The grounded Earth, it up to the cloud.
It starts with the ground first.
I think that's what it is.
Yeah. Or it's just like, all at once,kind of in between.
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But I'm pretty sure it actually goesfrom the ground up.
I've never been able to see it.
I've always tried when that lightningstorm we just had, I got a cool picture.
Well, it's as fast as lightning,so it's very hard to notice that beyond.
Okay.
And I'm at my last, funfact from Bored Panda.
Bored Panda. Thank you. Bored Panda.
highest shallow dive.
Which this just kind ofmakes my skin crawl.
Yeah, that sounds horrifying.
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In 2014, DarrenTaylor of Colorado dived 11.56m,
or 37ft,11in into 30cm, 12in little pool of water.
So you have to, like, hit
the thingand go out flat out or like belly flop.
Yeah. You just have to like,just do a belly flop.
How did he live?
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That's he's dead.
He doesn't mention that.
Yeah okay okay. Yeah.
But no, that's like the Commonwealth pool.
That's the ten meter up there
I go another like a meter and a halfor whatever above the ten meter.
And then just jump off into 30cm of water.
That's insane.
I don't recommend it.
Like, it's like, probably a bad idea.
And you know what? Maybe.
Maybe these people lived. I'mhoping that the bottom was the injured.
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We don't know.
It doesn't say maybe.
Maybe that's just for, for youto just make up your own ending.
You can ponder now.
You can ponder it, but, like, at the sametime, it's just like,
okay, you're going to die,but you're going to be in the Guinness
World Record book. And it just like,
must be taken care of.
No, no. Will you still.
You been a stupid book that's actuallybeen proven time and time again
(46:45):
that a lot of their shit is just bullshit.
Really? Get us. Yeah,like it's actually been proven.
There's a lot of work.
Play and non updated stuff.
It's not regulated.
People just say they did this and thenthey put it rich basically by Guinness.
There's been like a dudethat's just bought some Guinness
Book of WorldRecords for a marketing tactic.
And it was proven that he did. Oh.
So it's it's it's Guinness. Yeah.
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So that dude just like just,you know, this isn't real.
He's a great.What the fuck do you just say? Yeah.
As he'sdiving into this 30 inch cup of water.
Yeah.
You be so passive you, like survive thatand then like some businessmen's, like,
now put my name in therewith for this amount of money.
Thank you. Yeah.
It's like what, the second quadriplegic.
Yeah. You did not.
Anyways, I hope those fellows are okay.
Yeah, absolutely. Did you see the, lightning storm the other day?
(47:28):
Yeah, I went out and I was talking about.Yeah, I got some cool pictures.
I got a picture of my buddylooking at the lightning.
It was pretty sick. I got one. It'sso hard to take pictures of.
I didn't even bothertrying to take pictures.
It was like,you got to do what you got to do.
Video with high frame rates, right? Right.
So that's what you got to do.I did I definitely didn't take pictures.
I got a picture, I got a stillbut I took video I just waited.
That's smart. Yeah okay.
Well that's what I learned at film schoolhow to take pictures of lightning.
(47:49):
Yeah. 101.
No I just yeah.
If you're sitting there waiting,you're like, I missed it.
No there's nothing I missed it.There's no fuck. There's no way.
Yeah I always wonder how people do that.
But yeah. So yeah, it was nice.
Ben and I were downtown walking aroundand it was pretty hot.
I was up with some random peopleand just started watching the
the lightning or lightning from a picnictable down by the Inner Harbor.
It was really sick. It was. It was,it was a wild one.
(48:12):
We don't get lightning here in Victoria,BC at all. No.
So when we do, we're, like excited. Yeah.
So if you're listening from, like, Ontarioor something like that today, cool.
Like today feels like kind of like a daythat might have a little bit of, thunder.
Lightning. Yeah. It's a little overcast.
It's warm enough out here that I can'treally wear my hoodie, comfortably.
And it's, like, definitely overcast.
So we'll get a bit of lightning outhere. Buzz, buzz.
(48:34):
but before that happens. Okay.
We got two minutes. Wrap this up.Is there anything you want to say?
Two minutewarning, two minutes to wrap it up.
I don't know. I didn't really, like.
I just woke up.
I didn't really have much today, todayto talk about.
I just want to say what's up to everybody.
And thank you very much, once again,for supporting us
and for showing up with usand cruising along.
I've been seeing a lot of, new names and new faces.
Yeah, I guess I'mreally, really happy to see it growing.
(48:55):
Definitely. You guys are the best.
We love it. We appreciate it.
yeah.
We just I mean, just to
to bring the message backfrom the podcast,
I really when we started this out,I just wanted to have something
because I said before,Dylan and, cam had their old podcast
and when I would be driving, you know,half an hour and back to work, I'd be,
you know. Oh, fuck, I gotta go to work.
I feel, you know, that lonelinessof driving
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to work by yourself in the afternoonor whatever, and just throw on
Dylan and Cam's podcast, The Black SweaterPerspective, and listen for a while,
and it felt like I was just hanging outwith my couple of homies.
And even though you can't talkor whatever, I would text them.
I'd be like, oh, this,this is the word blah blah blah.
So like that for mehas always been the goal.
The reason why we dothis is just to give you all something
to some people to chill with.
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When you're completely alone
and you're not feelinglike doing anything,
you just doing laundry, doing your dishes,driving to work, whatever it is.
Maybe you're at work, but,we're happy to keep you company.
So I know that we're, we're goofballs,
and we mess around and we say what we loveshit about scary cult leaders and stuff.
But we love you.
So, like, comment or whatever.
On the last picture,we're going to keep saying that,
all the engagement helps a lot.
Fire.
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Just comment fire robots againor whatever.
I said last and we have 10s 10s15 seconds, seconds left.
That's like it.
So these are my these are my these are mythese are my these are my friends.
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Oh 50.
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