DPIW #006 – The SCARIEST GOOGLE Searches, Modern Warfare with Drones and Cringey Instagram Musicians - THESErMYFRIENDS

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(00:00):
On this episode of this podcastin the woods.
but it's an actual. It's a ul, LLC.
So LLC is just a company, I guess.
Limited. Yeah.
Is a limited liability corporation.
I think that's what it is, LLC.
I don't know, I thought it stood for L.L.
cool J.
I think that's a he's limited.
Limited liability. Cool. J

(00:21):
I think that's right.
I think that William Larson
person or no no, no William Lawson cursed.
the Terminator. The Terminator, right?It going to be worse than just Germany.
It's going to be worse than The Terminator
because, yeah, the Terminator,he likes to go into Germany.
The Terminator
judgment day.
Yeah.

(00:42):
Well, what have you determined anyway?
It's it's stupid. That's great.You know, that's good stuff.
But yeah,I know, let's go to go on on the real.
cysteine. El cysteine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's El cysteine is used incommercially produced bread.
It's commonly synthesized from. Yes.
Human hair collectedfrom the floors of Chinese salons.
We recognized the on line.

(01:05):
Oh, yeah.
Dude. Oh.
Unless you're looking to cut back on carbspermanently,
I just have to be Chinese salons.
I don't know,
no MSG.
We need more than just hair farmers.
Yeah, we we knowwe need more grooming it for the l16.
Yeah. The bread.
We need to make bread out of your hair.Little beard.
people wearing pigeon masks.

(01:25):
They decided to wear their pigeon masksbecause the Google I was coming by.
Or there's like a weird sex cultthat are into pigeons.
Why is that to be that? I don't know.
I mean, it could be a business, like,I guess. Yeah.
Pigeon play.
That could be the thing.
Whatever.I can get a king cheese. It's horrifying.
Giant bird masks.
Oh, yeah.
That's my thing.
Yeah. Heck me.
Yeah, I'mthe half eaten gas station sandwich

(01:48):
for vegetating stuff for each other. Oh.
Okay.
Cool. And rock in the hand.
Stuck me right there.
Put it in the bear poop. All right,
well, we've been out here for 19 hourstrying to get the perfect shot.
Oh, and now the sun's down.
Oh, yeah.
He lost all our light.
Been here since it came up.
Here we are on a first shout out.

(02:09):
Missouri. Yo, Missouri.
What up?
If you're an actual Missouri in Missouri,and I want you to comment
on our Instagram post,that's the best way for us to see it,
because we have somebody regularlyor a few people or multiple
multiple people hustle up some likesin there and stuff so we can see you.
Yeah,we just want to be like, yo, what up?
Missourians. Yes.
How about just right at the beginning?

(02:30):
Right of the front,right out the gate. Right of the gate.
Let's just closure.
Get those. Get those people some, credit.
Yeah. So, how you doing, Dan?
Okay. Actually, yeah. Action.
So, how are you doing?Everyone's wondering how we're doing.
How are you?
How are you? Okay. We're fine. Well,I lost my house.
I actually lived here. Yeah.

(02:50):
All this talk.
Yeah.
Well, that's actually kind of a good thingto kick off on because, like,
I don't want to get politicalvery often on the podcast,
especially not without my trusty Dan
hitching around to help me outwithout sounding like an idiot.
Yeah, but, a lot of crazyshit is going on in our world right now.
Totally.
And what I would like to always keepreminding us all of is
we have a lot of friendsand a lot of family in both countries.

(03:14):
So before you start other izing the USA,
it's like when I was growing upand I was playing hockey
and you know, you play hockeywith the same kids in your organization,
and then you go outand you play against other organizations
like we would play against oneif you CA totally the other.
Just up there all the way from Langford,they felt like such others.
They felt like to melike when I was a kid,

(03:35):
they felt the same way that Americanswere talked about when I was a kid.
Like all the other ones. Yeah,they're on our team.
Yeah, they're us too.
But they're like,
you know,
those other guys are from far awayand they're kind of meaner
and they're kind of like more arrogant,blah, blah, blah.
The Confederates, how many,how many like other organizations,
probably looked at sandwich and were like,those guys are kind of dicks.
When we play against them.They're kind of a hit us hard.
You know, they're they're chippy.They're they're not nice.

(03:57):
There was a guy one timethat said, this thing,
it doesn't matter where you're from,everybody does that other izing thing
and it's stupid.So we should just not be doing that.
Like the thing about like a world war.
Back in the day when the world warshappened, I was the place was less
globalized.
There weren't so many peoplein each other's countries nowadays.
What would have what would a horrificthing like a world war look like?

(04:19):
There are so many peoplein each of these countries
from the other countries, like,it'd just be so much messier.
Everybody was like like,we need to unify more than ever now.
Everybody like we need to,not otherwise other countries.
Anyway, that's all thatI was just going to kick off
because I don't want to get tooGrandpa Simpson.
Yeah, sitting on thestone Army for the 50th take.

(04:41):
I said I wouldn't get political for.
No, I just don'tI don't yeah, but just one quick politics
on the forefront of a lot of people'sminds.
And like, I was going to say like mymy father is obsessed,
even though he's obsessed with like, it,you know, in the, in the sense
that he doesn't like,the American president, Donald Duck. Oh.
like him at all.
He hates him,but he's still he's obsessed with him.

(05:02):
It's like the craziest thing.
He can't make a joke without itbeing something to do with that.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh, no, it's,it's that much on people's minds, right?
So fat Donald Trump.
Oh. one doing it too.
Anyways, marrying off on me.
But the thing is, it doesn't matter.
I don't like I don't like the ideaof, like, claiming that
I know any better than anyone else,you know, like, it's just not.

(05:24):
Why be on a sidewhen I don't know shit in the first place?
So flagpole said a HarveyDanger said it best.
What in the hell are you talking about?
Been around the world and found thatonly stupid people are breeding.
The cream is coming and feeding.
And I don't leave even on the TV.
This song about, like, a fence. Polefence?

(05:44):
Pole sitter. Yeah.
Fence post.
Yeah, that was wrong with me.You're rubbing on the flag.
Pole sitter.
Doesn't sound comfortable at all.
I think that's a that's an actual song.
You know the songif you heard it. Anyways.
Okay.We're going to start this episode off.
Other than
a different again, a different way.
We're out in the bushes.
This is, there's a podcast in the woods.
I don't know, does it?
I don't know. Well, I guess we're human.

(06:05):
We're here to find out.
That's.
Let's let's check this one out.
We're affirming our Canadiancitizen citizenship by sitting out here
in the snow.
Yeah, the tiny, pitiful amount of snowthat is left.
I'll add more in post. Don't worry aboutit. Yeah, it's snowing and
weird effects.
Yeah, I know, soI got a couple cool things.
It's Valentine's Day today,so what mean singles awareness day?

(06:27):
Yeah. Singles awareness dayto day, singles awareness day to everyone.
But I'm also, I'm hitched, so.Yeah, yeah.
So you know how I'm spending itwith my homie in the woods?
Yeah.
No, don't to saythat was nice of you to come out here.
Yeah. That's. Yeah.
I'll see you when I get home, baby.
Heat up the dinner.
Just kidding. It's terrible.
Eating hours later. Yeah. Go back.

(06:47):
So I have a couple of. Get a fire going.
Sorry. No,
I have a couple things that I think are, not political.
That's good.
Yeah.
And, I think the subject of today,the main focus that we're going
to be talking about is kind of AI,Google searches and the weirdness of,
I don't know, online.
Yeah.
Just.

(07:08):
Okay. What do you mean?
So we're going to
we're going to do it more specificallynot to be cryptic about it.
We're just going to seewhat the top searches are.
Yeah.
And curious how Google's doing,what people are looking up.
I always get so confused with how to sumup what I'm trying to talk about.
It's great that I have a podcastbecause I like it down rabbit holes.
Like we have a sub commanderand I just dude, I mean under hard good.

(07:30):
Yeah, I go down these rabbit holesthat kind of correlate but don't.
And that's super cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
None of it.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh never doI read a book. I read the title.
I know what I'm getting into a tangent.
Let me tell you about tangents.
Man. But I first
want to talk about, Emily Willis.
a former adult star. Okay.

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so this randomly popped up on my, Facebook and,
it was frightening to saythe least, former star, former adult
adult star Emily Willis may never breatheindependently again,
so it's it's, locked in syndrome.
She got from,I think, a ketamine overdose.
Oh, no. Yeah.
So former adult film star Emily Willismay never breathe independently again.

(08:13):
According to a doctorwho believes she is suffering
from locked in syndromefollowing a cardiac arrest,
the doctor suspectsshe is battling locked in syndrome due
to brain damage sustainedduring her cardiac arrest.
In February, Doctor Knight expressedfurther concerns about Emily's recovering,
noting it becomes harder for a patientto come back to their previous health
after being in a mobile or vegetativestate for an extended period.

(08:33):
So basically, yeah, so basically
this she was I think she's lockedin locked in syndrome.
It's this basicallyyou can't move your muscles.
You can't move anythingother than your eyes.
actually. And, she said.
Yeah, very sad.
She was, she was ina, what do you call it?
Where peoplego to a clinic to rehabilitate.
Thank you.
She was at a rehab center,and somehow she.

(08:56):
I got off her up and up,
and then she got a cardiac arrestjust from, I guess, years of abuse.
Brutal. Anyways, locked in syndrome.
I didn't know that was a real thing,and I just thought I should mention it
because, because it's extremely horrifying.
Yeah, it can happen. Yeah.
So that's the real scariestthing is I've ever heard of it. Yeah.
Just moving your eyes and people,you can hear people you can understand.
People obviously be scary.
Very, very bad. Fate 27 year old adult.

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But, all you can do is move your eyesanyways. Yeah, that's very sad.
How did you come upon this?Was this just like a random search or.
No, it was.
It was on my face.
I get the random shit, like talking.
We were talking about,shitty algorithms earlier, and, Yeah.
Yeah. What's your algorithm like?
That's what I got.
I was going to say my, I don't really dothe whole Facebook thing.
So my Facebook algorithm is pretty pureand it's mainly just awesome fantasy art

(09:42):
and like nature art and people's
paintings and stuff,I've cultivated it pretty well to be like,
pretty much just non AI art of thingsthat I think is cool or cool, right?
But other than that,if I do ever go over there,
but if I'm on Instagram, though,my reels is
are out of control, like it's, Instagram,I've destroyed my own brain.

(10:03):
I'm destroying my own brain slowlywith this rock
that isthat is just propagating further rot.
Like it's just making more rock come in.
It's like.
And you and you.
When I said this earlier, you were justlike, well, we're like girls.
And I was like, yeah, I wish, like,I wish it was about these,
hot babes and stuff, like,I mean, for a while there, that's
I feel like that's just what
default Instagram ends upgiving you right at the beginning.

(10:25):
Like, do you like this? You have a penis?
Yeah. This works for me,I guess. Sure, I'll look at that.
But what keeps happening, I think, iswhen I see a very cringe video,
like a very cringe music thingor something, I'll, like, laugh at it.
It's funny or whatever.
I'll either send it to a buddy inthat does something to the algorithm
as well as I'll oftentimesrun to the comments

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and then you spend a whilelistening to the comments.
Meanwhile,in the background of the comments,
this video is just playing overand over again.
And then the algorithm thinksthat I like to watch the shit
15 times and I'm like, fuck,I really like this.
Yeah, you can'tand you can't get enough of this
stupid fight video or whatever's going on.
Like it's like a dumb I don't know, man.
It's it's just getting worse.
It's getting stupider and dumberand more idiotic

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every time I open that thing, it'sjust like somebody's, like,
reacting to somethingdumb or, like, really trying to sell it.
And Ben,Ben and I have talked about this before,
like the imposter syndrome of, like,are we crazy?
Yeah.
Like, you see these people out theregiving it their all
and they're unironically like, sincerelysinging or dancing or whatever it is.

(11:28):
And they're quite terrible. Yeah.
Like like so bad that it's a joke.
So bad that it's going viral.
Yeah, right.
So bad that it actually inventeda new genre of music in comedy
called cringethat is actually really, really prolific.
And it's actually quite kind of lucrative.
Like you can make a ton of money offof being completely awful
if you just trade your dignity.
That's the William Hung effect.
every girl in history.

(11:51):
She face to face I'm wasted. By the way.
Like you. That's.
Yeah, exactly. You know.
Yeah, I have a few videos in mindthat I'm thinking of this, and it's like
they get stuck in my headbecause of how fucked up and bad they are.
They, like, get stuck in me.
I'm like, no,why have I done this to my brain?
I, I invited this,I will I'm in the same boat, dude.

(12:14):
I'm so I get a lot of baddies, honestly.
Like I get a lot of likeI mean it's it tracks your eyes.
It's what you want to see.
Knows what you're looking at.
Like,even if it's not interested in that shit.
Lately I've just been on hermit mode.
Like, yeah, just in just watchingthe dumbest shit, apparently.
And, and just time in betweenmaking a shit ton of music.
I just hadn't been going out muchand stuff I hadn't really cared about.

(12:36):
Yeah, we can't get a read on this guy.
Yeah, yeah, well, yeah, but I guessmaybe, like, something incredibly dumb.
He does.
I actually have been like,as of probably the last, maybe two weeks,
same thing,
just the most unironically bad music.
And I do think, like, and I don't know howto say this politically correct.

(12:57):
There are some people that arespecial needs
that are trying and God love them.
That's different and that's different.
Yeah. No, that's that is not this.
That's that is not that.
These people have their full facultieswhen they're doing this.
I am not laughing.
Hey, I am all for somebodywith a disability who wants to try.
Hey, no joke, I really am down.

(13:19):
Oh, 100%. Total difference.
No. And it warms my heartwhen somebody with a disability wants
to post themselvesdoing something that takes effort to do
and they're kind of good, or even ifthey're not good and whatever the fuck.
Yeah, yeah,that's not what I'm talking about.
No, this is for people who have
full responsibility for their actions,and this is on them,
and they just generally don't have a clue,or they're just leaning into it.

(13:40):
They they must be leaning into it.
When you see five versionsof the same horrible song.
Yeah, no.
And it's making money.
It's produced like, I don't even know.
It's not even produced.
It's not produced at all. It'sjust somebody had it.
It is sound bites, but it's probably toowell produced.
Who fucking produced this?Who put any effort into this?
What the hell happened?
He made a whole video for your friendsare leaning on the cars

(14:01):
in the back of the video, looking hard.
Totally.
But the ones that I thinkare actually not unironic.
I lost trace of the word,but is if it's a boomer.
I've seen a lot of boomer bandsthat are serious and they are not kidding.
Some crazy generic name like Rock

(14:24):
You Like a hurricaneor I don't know, or Rock hurricane. Yeah.
Somethingsuper rock. Yeah. Rock hurricane.
This is the power of love.
Some ballad.
And it's just for something.
Yeah.
Oh, and you see him like I had seensome pretty awesome like, 80s.
What's that one with the 80sband on the beach.
And it's got, like, his wifethere and stuff,
and I don't know, it's a fuck, dude.There's so many good ones. Yeah.

(14:46):
So CatatonicYouth is like a main font of these things.
Yeah, they go find this shit. Yeah.
And man, it's like fire. It's.
It's like,why would anybody buy that anyways?
Because of it.
Because people like to joke.
People fucking play too much.
The joking aroundtoo much better than doing drugs
and it's better than killing people.
But I don't know. Yeah that's right.

(15:07):
Yeah. Just yeah.
Keeping their hands.
But you're still lowering the generalIQ of me and the rest of the party.
Yeah, but it's and it's just like,
somebody's gotta tell himfor watching and like, I'm at, like,
can I carry a tune sometimes.
Do you try and then and post it. No.
And put a on your first take.

(15:27):
Yeah. It's like, dude,I nailed it. I'm a fucking genius. Yeah.
Fucking call me Beethoven. But.
And then the thing is the comments. Right?
Because the interaction iswhat gets the the thing.
And so people want to make commentsand they're so funny nowadays.
People are so like, dude.
Incredibly on point
with their hilarious one liner commentsthat it's like a whole form of comedy.
I love it,I know I deep dive down that shit.

(15:48):
I know it's been a while. Well,this is what the problem, right?
Meanwhile,I've been looking at all these comments
and I have noticed that the most annoyingsounds in the world, pardon me,
are happening behind me,like that screen or whatever.
And I've been listening to the same loopforever, and I often think like,
oh, someone was listening right nowto what I'm doing.
They would hear me
watching this dumbest videoin the world on repeat like 19 times.

(16:11):
Danny.
Yeah, yeah, get a hobby, bro.
And like, for real?
Then I say to myself, like,what am I doing?
Like, get a hobby, you know, like, it'snot a good way to spend time at all.
Oh, shit.
Well, it's. Yeah, I get that too.
But then it's funny
cause sometimes you do read the commentsjust like, yo, the shit for real fear.
And then it's just like,yep, thanks. Heart hilarious.
And it's just like fucking haters.
As you can see, that's what they think.Are you just hating on me?

(16:33):
Yeah, they say nothing until someone'slike, this is actually pretty good.
And they're like, thank you. Yeah.Oh, you are watching. Yeah.
Sorry. Yeah.
Oh you're watchingeverybody say this mean shit.
000 man. Mad.
Anyways, you know what? Like I said, to respect the hustle.
They might be making moneylike big money on dumb ass songs like bro.
Better than crying.
You know, making no money off the songyou're trying on.

(16:53):
Totally.
No, no, no.
And I mean, am I making music?
I can play the drums.
This is the podcast equivalentthat this is like, oh my God, yeah.
Oh my God.
Fuck yeah.
You just leave him out therein the woods. Yeah.
So the car bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah.
You guys got to look in the mirror. Yeah.

(17:13):
Maybe we do.
Yeah, at least we're trying. Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And who's to say that I am not a few staffmember short of a facility?
You know,
nice things.
Make it five head comments like that.
Peopleare going to doubt your disabled ship.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.

(17:34):
Okay, okay,let's get to the bread and butter of,
this episode, which was, Yeah.
Google searches.
See what comes up,see if I could get Springer
or see if I could kind of maintainwhat was going to,
you know, trend pop up on the Google,see what we get.
So, the first oneI did, just incognito mode.
What is.
And then it popped up with.

(17:57):
What is dead may never die.
I guess it's an episode of It's DeadMay Never die.
Okay. Is that a Game of Thrones?
It's a thing that is said, I think.
Wait a minute. Isit says something about Game of Thrones?
Yeah. That's it.I was going to say that's what Arya says.
To the faceless men of the FacelessMan says that's like they're literally
only watch the first episode.
No, never, never, neverwhen went further into it.
Yeah, yeah.

(18:17):
She they have to wipe her own personalityas part of, like, her initiation
into becoming one of these ancientassassins or whatever, and has to, like,
leave her anyway. Doesn't matter.I got you.
What is.
If he had been with me book by Laura Noel.
And then what is ul testing laboratories.
So that's the third one.
Lady is salty. That a different girl?

(18:38):
Got it.
Been got her man stuff.
Yeah, he'd been with me. Jolene. The book.
And then the third thing waswhat is UL solution?
So I'm like, boom.
Now we're getting tointo the conspiracy thing.
So UL solutions,our mission is working for a safer world.
These principles drive every decisionwe make to promote safe, secure
and sustainableliving and working environments for people

(18:58):
by the application of science, hazardbased safety, engineering and data acumen
to support the productionand use of products
which are physicallyand environmentally safe.
To apply to our efforts to preventor reduce loss of life and property.
To advance safety sciencethrough research and investigation
in mind control like,I mean, what what are they saying?
And I literally likethis is their mission statement.
And like I don't know what the solutionis. What is he well solution.

(19:20):
What is it?
Is it is itI think it is it not like solutions
to multiple differenthumanitarian problems or
what are they suggesting?
They're saying they want to, mitigateloss of life
or scientific endeavorsor they want to pursue.
It's just the science of the scienceof like, preventing
disaster, ecologically or otherwise.

(19:41):
They're just using like.
Yeah, just basic like, like categories,but nothing like, specific
to concentrate our effortsand resources on public safety
and those areaswhere we can make valuable contributions.
It just sounds so calledthe secret police.
I think you all are placingis this like a new FBI or what is this?
We are committed to fulfill Operation.
It's a it's a solution based company.

(20:02):
So and, they they still need the companyto figure out shit.
They got the solution, man.
You got problems. We got, what do you call it? Answers. Yeah.
Who hired this idiot?
Yeah, from the store.
So then I had to Wikipediait because, you know, but it's an actual.
It's a ul, LLC.
So LLC is just a company, I guess.

(20:24):
Limited. Yeah.
Is a limited liability corporation.
I think that's what it is, LLC.
I don't know, I thought it stood for L.L.
cool J.
I think that's a he's limited.
Limited liability. Cool. J
I think that's right.
Anyway,we recently fucking cracked the code.
Thanks.
Thanks. You all solutions. What?
It was

(20:45):
I think that William Larson personor no no, no William Lawson cursed.
Fuck yeah. Of course, of course.
So the UL enterprise is a global privatesafety
company headquartered in Northbrook,Illinois, is composed of two organization.
Private safety company.
Yeah.
Is this like they do like panic roomsfor rich people.
They do like we're going to
we'll ship you to Marsif there's a nuclear disaster on Earth.

(21:08):
This is the thing that came up UL researchinstitutions, UL
standards and engagementand you all solutions
sounds like a way to take billionairesmoney. And I like it.
It was founded. In 1894.
So it's 131 years old. Yeah.
Established in 1894,the UL enterprise was founded
as the Underwriters Electrical Bureau,the National Board of Fire Underwriters.

(21:30):
Wait, so they've been operating
and obviously not gone bankrupt or closedthis entire hundred and something years.
That means they've been offeringsolutions.
To whom and whereand how their subsidiary is future Mark.
This is all sounds like bad guy company.
Well, I justI don't know if there's a global safety.
Was that bad guy company because that'swhat they want you to think.

(21:52):
It's like, oh, we're global safety people.
We are committed to safety.
And then boom, it's like Lex Luther.
He's at the top man.
Just controlling the world.
He's misunderstood. Yeah.
Do you work for you, Elvis?
I wish sounds likethey've got a lot of solutions there.
Like the companyis one of several companies.
Yeah. Anyways, blah blahblah, blah blah blah blah.
So I still don't have a photographto look up.

(22:14):
What the hell?
This is?
We've just talked about somethingwithout really talking about it at all.
Well, no, that's
that's what I just asked youa lot of questions you couldn't answer.
I was trying to figure it out.
I literally said20 minutes, ten point of us.
I don't know if we can't figure outa secret government corporation.
Why are we talking about billionairesand why?
What are we doing here?On a quick Google in the woods? Yeah.
Welcome to this episode of a quick Google.

(22:35):
We quickly Google things in the world.
I was I, I likethat was the thing that came up.
Then I went to their websiteand I like I went all over their website
trying to figure out what the fuckthey did. It was just a lot of buzzwords.
And then I asked them for a solution.
Maybe that's why I didn't do the problem.
I didn't get a quotethat they'll answer you.
Yeah.
Am I what is your problem? What are you.
I don't understand what percentage ofyour stocks and some of your, like land.

(22:56):
You're like, well,I don't have stocks or land.
They just don't get back to you.
Oh, man. Yeah, I anyways, you all.
So I personally think it's a big front
for Elon and the top of the world.
Does Elon own it?
No, but well he probably probably does.
Probably knows people who do.Oh yeah. He's he's in there.
Talk about a guy who was, like,somewhat hopeful.

(23:17):
I, you know, we I had some hopes for him
when he first came up,and he was going to do some good things.
And he has done some cool thingsfor third world countries.
You know, Wi-Fiand all that kind of stuff.
But like, just as far as,like a the dude himself.
Like how far to fall. Elon. Yeah. Yeah.
Like seriously man.
Like thisI think I said it before, but it's like,
this is a proof that you cannotbuy social skills and coolness.

(23:40):
Oh yeah. Yeah.
Like, the definition
keeps on, like throwing all of the charmand charisma out the window.
I'm going to throw itto our first sponsor quickly
because my timer actually disappeared.
And that would suck.
If you're just talking in the woodsand not recording it, you know?
Okay, so who's our first sponsor?
Is what's their first sponsor?
Dude, I don't know.
Donald TrumpDonald Trump is going to endorse us.

(24:01):
And thank you, Mr. Trump.I appreciate your endorsement.
This is why I'm neither herenor there on the issue.
And that's why we sit on
why we're so, so neutral and flagpolesitting is because Donald J.
Trump has agreed to, offer 4 billion.
That's right, 4 billion.And you know what?
He'll double it toI know he's good for it.
So he'll double double thatand we'll end up with 8 billion.
So I appreciate the, $8 billion, deposit to Trump and Donald J.

(24:24):
Trump, Donald J.
Trump, Donald J. Lewis. Yes.
Thank you. We'll be right back.
Pardon me.
I honestly thoughtwe were just free balling.
This one ain't even thoughthere was a sponsor for this one.
I thought we were just like,
just free ball and ballbecause we wanted a trip in the woods.
It's the. It's the camera.No, it's not. Don't tell them.
Oh, wait. Yeah, wait. What? I'm sorry.We didn't.
I thought we were doing itout of the love of podcasting.
Love the game, man.Love of the game. Yeah.

(24:45):
I mean, usually we try to get that bag,but this time, you know.
But, I mean, it is nice that, the American
president came through the last minuteto say he's the president,
but I thought he was just the starof The Apprentice star struck.
And he was at home alone, too.
They don't talk about
our, highly fickle sponsor like that.
Anything could happen the last minute.

(25:06):
He pulled out shit.
We're right back where we started.
Oh, come on. But I know 8 billion.
We do not endorse him.
Okay. So the next thing.
So the first one was.
What is the second one I put iswhy is sorry?
Why were I where.
To get it.

(25:27):
Why? Next time make it lessdifficult and complex for yourself.
Why set yourself up for that one earlier?
Oh, you should.
So I typed in. Why were.
Because I was. I was going for a couple.
It was kind of likethe first one was the Evil Factory,
but this one took me a couple tries.
So I was playing with some evilfactory. You?

(25:48):
Oh, yes, the evil factory. Evil factory?
They could be preventing usfrom getting hit by meteors all this time.
Like,this guy's like a Lex Luther type shit.
So I did.
Why were chainsaws invented?
Was the first thing that popped up.
Do you know why chainsaws were invented?
I mean, this I'm going to walkstraight into this one right now.
Okay?I'm gonna walk straight into this one.
Guys were sick and tiredof swinging an ax at a tree,

(26:11):
and wanted it to be felled a lot fasterand safer.
That makes sense.
What is wrong?
Yeah. What is it, really?
Instead, cut a cake or something.
Like what the hell?
Even horrible, they're even horribly.
In 1785,Scottish doctors and obstetrician saw
John Atkin and JamesJeffrey improved on the same physio, Tommy

(26:33):
method, using a tool that later becameknown as the Atkins Flexible Chainsaw.
The cutting device was specificallydesigned to make removing the woman's
pelvic bone easier and less timeconsuming during childbirth.
So it was basically for C-section crap.
Yeah, thisthey got in pelvic bones in the way.
Yeah, poor people.
So many bad things have happened to peopleI can't yeah.

(26:55):
I mean, we were bornin the right time. I mean,
yeah,yeah, really lucky at the very least.
Yeah. Too far.
We're all screwed too I do.
Yeah, yeah.
I have thought this before.I don't know if I may have.
I'm at the point.
We've done a lot of podcastsnow, and I make it to the point
where I repeat myself, and I do apologize,but I've thought this before where
how lucky would you feel if you didsee the meteor coming and you knew this?

(27:19):
Was it like
you just had a friend and you were like,everyone's going to stop at once,
so you didn't do anything wrongto deserve your death.
Everyone's equally innocent together.
Everyone's going to be gone together.So there's no fear of missing out.
You're not going to be like, oh,the world's going to go on without me.
Yeah.
You know, and so that's on a very basicindividual level also,
you will have been able to look backand say, I got to be the luckiest human

(27:40):
knowledge wise and see everythingthat happened to humanity.
Pretty much. Yeah.
At a glance.
Right.
Like, obviously I'm not a historian,
so I don't know everything, but like,I got to see what we were capable of.
What what we ended up at, and that's it.
We made it all the way to the finish line.
I just squeaked in to think ofnot only the miracle of am I here?
You know, with the whole idea of I couldhave been born anyone, but I'm bored.

(28:01):
Me and the whole idea of the sunbeing the perfect distance of the earth
being the perfect distancein the Goldilocks zone
right now from from the sun.
And you know what I mean?
Like how many, how many lottery ticketsdo you have to win in a row
before you realize that, like,you're very lucky to be here, you know?
And so that's kind of what I'm saying.
What I'm saying, however, if it's morelikely a simulation, then probably people

(28:24):
are going to put that simulation nearwhat feels like impending doom,
you know, like just to keep things spicy,just keep cranking up the fear level
a little bit, right?
Little bit more. Yeah.
The last 100 years has been that themjust adding another bunch of war
and stress and poverty and,
you know, lying and and now we've got AIand all kinds of things to worry about.

(28:44):
Right. Terrorism. There's so many things.
There's always something
that they're going to drip into us,whether it's other humans or whether it's
you know, the simulation runnersor hate randomly hitting
us, it's always going to keep happening.
Like you that shared the post, maybe notthat James Cameron was talking about.
Hey, I was at you. Yeah,I just thought that was funny.
That's hilarious.
You need to be talking about it.But it's like the Terminator.
The Terminator, right?It going to be worse than just Germany.

(29:05):
It's going to be worse than The Terminator
because, yeah, the Terminator,he likes to go into Germany.
The Terminator
judgment day.
Yeah.
Well, what have you determined anyway?
It's it's stupid. That's great.
You know, that's good stuff.
But yeah,I know, let's go to go on on the real.
But yeah. So yeah, actually,you know what?

(29:25):
It should go on the real,the dumber, the better. These days.
That's cringe man. Yeah.
Oh, dude, we're not working hard enough.
That's five be a lot more cringe.
Hell, yeah. Anyway. But, No. Yeah.
No, I, I think most people have the,
some level of thinking of, of,especially in our generation
that we're luckyto be kind of on the cusp.
And then honestly,if I don't make it to the finish line,

(29:47):
that's fine, because better thinkthe finish line is going to be scary
and maybe not. Don't want us.
I think I think it'sgoing to be like a lot less
like, you know, zombie apocalypsein its own right
has a weird fantasy thing for video gamerswhere it's like,
it could be kind of almost fun.
Aside from the horrific ness of it.
You know, if you only saw, like, say,you and your friends and family members

(30:09):
aren't turned into hideous zombiesthat you yourself have to murder,
which would be an absolute nightmarethat no one wants to think about.
But if it was just everyone elsethat you don't know and it was
mindless zombies and stuff,there could be an element of enjoyment
where people got to use their gunsand do all this stuff and be a survivor.
No, there's no this isn't going to happen.
This is going to be a slow,disgusting disease.

(30:29):
Recalling duty like this is going to be
like famine and poverty.
First, you know, we're doing our podcastand we made it
and we're doing our podcast.
No, I didn't say when we went back,pull out a shotgun to kaboom!
Yeah.
He's like slowly coming up behind us.
We just keep podcasting, dude.
Podcastingwould become more important than ever
if you say, but I tell you right now,

(30:50):
I wouldn'tbe doing a fucking podcast in the woods.
No, man. Yeah, just zombies.
Like coming up herewe are in our giant thousand footprints
perimeter with electric fencesand caged in here in our back garden.
Yeah, it would be cool.
You know,it'd be sweet in a zombie apocalypse.
You know, be smart to do.
I mean, nothing would work becauseeventually it depends on the type of
if it was an infection or what it wasbecause it could probably spread.

(31:10):
But what would be really
smart is to take like a bike ferryand like, floated off the shore.
Right. But can they drive boats?
Zombies?Yeah. Well, both of them were fucked.
Yeah.
I think we can fly planesand do all that stuff and we're fucked.
And it's like it's a different type of warat that point, but.
And it's just like throwing shitat the wall or whatever
they're saying is eventuallyone of them is going to figure it out.
Zombie.
Yeah, I think, what about flying a plane?

(31:32):
I mean, your plane was a bunchcrashing, crash a plane into our ferry.
I guess we got to deal with that. Yeah.
Take it.
And I guess, can you,like, turn ferries on a dime?
I mean, there's there's enginesand they're rudders.
I mean, excuse me.Back on the rudders at the turn.
Yeah, you can turn, like on a dime. Yeah.So you can go over 90 degrees.
You could just spin right in the Spikeand Tokyo Drift.
Crazy. You could just spinright on the spot for sure.

(31:53):
A good captain to be able to. Yeah. Why?
Because if a plane's coming at youand you're in a fender,
you're not gonna be able to dodge.
Ability to move in slow
it, turn it.
The radius is.
A different question.
You can turn it on a dime.
Yes, but it's going to take a fucking20 minutes.
We got the planes coming, started turning.

(32:14):
You know,
fuck you turn.
You turn like they're all right by us.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
It does have a helicopter padon the top of the super ferry.
So crazy.
So three people can survive.
What if everybody was on a no?
There's no helicopter.
They're ready to go. It's not escape pod.
They had life rafts for that.

(32:36):
Oh, it's going down.
Everybody rushed to the tiny helicopter.
Everybody just like airlifting a guy off.
It's like airlifting a patient.
Oh. Fair enough,
it's okay.
I was like,hey, man, this escape zeppelin.
That's pretty fucking cool, dude.
Fuck it.
Because getting everybodyon the jumbo jet on the top,

(32:59):
the runway.
Ladies and children first. Yeah.
Fuck.
Oh, man.
Okay, okay,so let's continue on with this, madness.
So, that was basicallyI was playing around with, like,
the the the why the what the seewhat Google.
Yeah. I was just going to typehow what who I what where again. Right.
So I did that for a little bit andI want to say 80% of it was kind of lame.

(33:23):
The first one I,
I the very first thing I did though,with a fresh incognito mode, tab
was what is and it was the UL solutions,which I still don't know what that is.
And then I got, at a chainsaw,the meaning of a chainsaw or.
Hey, what?
The wind. Sweet.
Yeah, that's waybetter than you could get, right?
Damn. So muchthat I've been seeing on the internet,

(33:43):
I learned something, butthen I got into some different articles.
So this is the rabbit holethat I went down.
Kind of.
It was. It was. Anyways, I digress.
So basically it was a list of thingsnot to type into Google.
Oh yeah. So that was the other wayI went with this.
So what,you don't want to ever type. Yeah.
And then so was

(34:03):
so this is the thingnot to type into Google
all the things Facebook knows about.
You don't take that into Google.
So then the first thing that pops upwas an article.
And this is the headline. Are you ready?
Here is all the data Facebookand Google have on you Dillon dot dot dot.
And I was like what the fuck?
Like it's in the headline. It had my name.

(34:24):
And then I clicked, dude, I,
I was like, this is like this articlespecifically for me.
People named Dillon.
Yeah.
So so then I clicked on the articleand I was like, are you ready?
Here's all the dataFacebook and Google have on you.
And then articles writtenby some guy named Dillon.
My god, dude.
So it was justit just caught off on Dillon to do that.
Brought me up for like a second. Yeah,half a second.
But it was like somebody else named Dillonwrote the article.

(34:45):
Yeah, yeah, that's what I was wondering.I'm like, no way.
And it went and it literally just cut offright after Dillon.
So I'm like, oh, Google talking to me.It knows I'm on to it.
Yeah. When did I ever tell it?
Whenever I'm Dillon,how the fuck does it know?
A lot of people call you Dillon around it,so it's surmised enough.
Yeah, and I've entered.
I'm pretty sure an I could guessall of our names pretty easily.
And our phones, the fact that I typemy name into so many, like, boxes

(35:07):
when I'm buying shit online.
Oh, yeah, I guess, like,I send it to Tyler.
Yeah. Got him. Yeah.
Nice try Dillon.
Nice try Dillon.
So anyways,
and then I realize that that article
is more than six years old,so I didn't even bother reading it.
Yeah, I just had to share that story,cause it's pretty trippy.
It actually did trip me up for a split,right?
Six years ago.

(35:27):
God, what? It must know now. Yeah, yeah.
And who knows if I like what I liketo eat, it knows it was my last name.
Probably, but it's evolved.
Not that used to not be in the phonebook, but anyway, it's it's evolved.
Okay. People just look up my numberand my name.
My address.
How dare this. Actually,we used to volunteer for it.
And then.
Okay.
And then the second thing not to Googlewas the FDA defect levels handbook.

(35:49):
And I'm going to give peoplea trigger warning.
I don't know skip ahead levels handbook.
So the FDA so it's like the food
distributor Food and Drug Administration.
Thank you I went there. Yeah.
Mr. Bacon intervened.
Association. Anyway.
Yeah.
I said you said,so to the defect level handbook.

(36:13):
So it's basically
just like what,what they're allowed to get away with.
Yes. Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
It's what they're allowedto get away with in all this.
Sorry. A lot worse. Dude.
Think it's fucked?
It's way worse than we think.
So it has like it's broken downinto different categories.
So I'm just going to do a couplethat are kind of basic,
that aren't going to ruintoo many people's dinner. Dinner.

(36:35):
Yeah. Yeah.
So the first one is allspice,you know, the ground allspice. Oh yeah.
So the defect is method.
It's insect built, rodent full.
So the defect source is insect fragments
post-harvest and processing,insect infestation, rodent hair
post-harvest and or process contaminationwith animal hair.

(36:58):
And then the significance is esthetic.
So it's an average of 30 or more insectfragments per ten grams.
And every 30 or more insectspregnant for ten grams.
An average of one or more rodent hairsper ten grams.
That's not is.
I mean, what are you going to do, man?
Like this is this is what it is like.
You want to deal with food on this level?
Yeah. Like so vast, right?

(37:19):
There has to be acceptable levels.
You don't have some guylooking through for hairs. Yeah.
How are you going to find thatin all spice?
I don't I had bugs.
What looks likeit looks like a piece of rosemary.
It looks like a bug. Yeah, yeah.
And then you want to know.Yeah. It's not ever is. Right.
It's like a it's a creature. It'sbio matter.
It's cool.
Well, that's not cool.
I just want to figure out and like,actually read that shit.
You're just like, damn.Because then this next one, man.

(37:41):
The worst one used to be McDonald'smealworms.
What?
What is that like?
The beef was made largely of mealworms.
It was not even beef. A bunch of it.
They eventually had to start doing100% beef.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is real.
I don't know if that was just an
urban legend or what, but I'm pretty surelike a large amount of their beef
was, like, allowed to be mealworms.
Yeah. Like what? Lizards eat.

(38:01):
Oh, ground up mealworms, bro.
I don't think they do that anymore.
But I could be wrong.
Maybe they do. Fuck, man.
I wouldn't put it past him,but I love me a Big Mac.
Okay. The next one is hops.
So the dip sauce is pre harvestinfestation.
The significance is estheticwhich is average, not chemical.

(38:23):
Average of more than 2500 acidsper ten gram.
Aphids. Aphids, which is like a ten gram.
Yeah.
It doesn't seem likethe seems like a lot of aphid death.
It's like a tiny little bug, right?
The little green guyslet the ladybugs eat.
That's whythey put a lot of people who grow pot.
They put ladybugs all over the garden.
Oh, to eat those two eat.
Yeah.

(38:43):
So this is hops like beer and shit,which is term, so lovely and quaint.
But then when you think about the horrorof this, we've employed like,
tank demons to go and eat them.
But if you're an aphid, that's terrifying.
Yeah.
No shit. Yeah.
Imagine the Titans have unleashedgiant ogres on us like fuck.
I'm just trying to come here, man.
Yeah. Fuck. An average.

(39:05):
Yeah, an average of 225 insect fragments
or more per 225g
in six or more subsamplesshowing a fragment of bug.
Yeah, I got a gram of hops that getseventually, like, boiled and pasteurized.
And to beer.
Who cares? Man, rodent hair is 4.5.
That's more gross.
I feel like the rodent haircould carry some kind of disease,

(39:26):
but obviously it doesn'tbecause it's just ascetic, right?
It's I've neverI've never found a rodent hair in my food.
How would you ever know? Rodent hairs,tiny and.
Oh, yeah.
No. And, well,I mean, I, I assume that that's the.
Why do you have an immune system, right?Yeah. No. Like this.
It's like, legally, this is what you cando if it's any more than that.
Yeah. Any more than thatand you got to get a little gross. Yeah.

(39:47):
And you're like,
you're doing something crookedbecause now you're trying
to make money off of not even food,but bugs, parts.
And who's to say like, the FDA peopleapparently macaroni and noodle products
is. That's,yeah, five rodent hairs or more for 245g.
I wonder why just bugs or rodents like it.
I guess it's just like. And I'm just.
I'm assuming factories, honestly.

(40:07):
Yeah. Just factories there. There's.What are you going to do?
What are you going to do.
Regular household has,you know, or a regular kitchen.
Any kitchen is going to have a mouseor rat running around no matter how clean
they are. Yeah.
No matter what they do, there's goingto be some rodent that gets in somewhere.
They're just going to find food, right?
They're going to come in from out thereand so do you want to do that?
What are you going to do.
So anyways that'sand if you want to read more

(40:28):
there's more gross things like it was like
larva and like that's the thingI kind of left those out intentionally.
Yeah.There's some pretty nasty shit there.
Probably like you could just say bugsparts.
Yeah. Exact call it good.
Yeah, yeah, I just looked up.
It gets boiled, it gets processed.
There was nothing alive. It'snot like it's going to.
Yeah, don't worry about it.Eat your macaroni and cheese.
And then the last thing on this pagefrom that is,

(40:51):
the El I, I'm,I got to say this word cysteine.
El cysteine and food
cysteine.
El cysteine.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's El cysteine is used incommercially produced bread.
It's commonly synthesized from. Yes.
Human hair collectedfrom the floors of Chinese salons.
We recognized the on line.

(41:13):
Oh, yeah.
Dude. Oh.
Unless you're looking to cut back on carbspermanently,
I just have to be Chinese salons.
I don't know,
no MSG.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
But it's that's what else is skin.
And I guess that's,it's like a preservative.
It's, it's commonly since the saltsynthesized fuck like Tyson.

(41:36):
And over here you get some hair collectedfrom the floors of Chinese salons.
Maybe there's a lot of peopleget their hair haircut in China.
I mean, there's a lot of people there.Yeah.
So maybe that'swhy it's just better by their haircut
any more than anyone else,I think. Do this.
Cut it.
Got the hair.
There's no hair.
Cut it. Yeah.
We need more than just hair farmers.
Yeah, we we knowwe need more grooming it for the l16.
Yeah. The bread.

(41:57):
We need to make bread out of your hair.
Little beard. Yeah. So it's,
it's used
in commercially produced bread,so I guess it makes it last or something.
I don't know, it doesn't lookand see if they want to be a sponsor.
Like bags of Chinese hair.
They bags.
Sounds good.
Just do a brand deal.
Yeah. Oh,I want to get in touch with them.

(42:18):
Do you get our people to startgetting in contact with them?
All right, we're going to go intoone more sponsor here.
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Wow, that was fast.
I got to hand you.
They're getting back to me still,but I'm just going to show them
what a good ad looks like.
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Bags of Chinese hair from the floorsof, Chinese salons.
Whether they're in Chinaor just happened to have Chinese people's

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hair on the floor of them,that is where you can get, a lot of our.
Elsa.
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Steam 1616 Damn right.
Thank you. Or.Yeah, I don't know. L16. Yeah.
And we will be back.
You're back.
We're back.
And, I wanted to thank our,sponsor that I just remembered.

(43:02):
Actually did sponsor us was,
a friend of ours named Davewho's doing a lot of driving.
Now, he's, realizehe had the cease and desist.
It used to be called Uber,but now it's just Uber.
He goes by Uber I like it.Thank you Goober.
Thank you Goober.
so I so the next segment that I got downand it just
is it ever lasting whole of of
of sinking intoyou mean a never ending gobstopper.

(43:24):
Bottomless hole. Yes.
Bottomless pit.
Bottomless pit. Okay, we would get there
just like that, man.
You get there. Thingspeople have said before.
Anyway.
So I.
Companies get cozierwith national security.
There's a lot of money to be madeby companies willing to lend their tools
to border surveillance, intelligencegathering and other national security
tasks.
The US military has launcheda number of initiatives

(43:45):
that show it's eager to adoptAI from the replicator program, which,
inspired by the war in Ukraine, promisesto spend 1 billion on small drones
to the artificial intelligencerapid cap capability.
Sell a unit bringing AI into everythingfrom battlefield decision
making to logistics.
European militaries are under pressureto up their tech investment,
triggered by concerns that Donald Trump'sadministration will cut spending

(44:08):
to Ukraine.
Rising tensions between Taiwan and Chinawere heavily on the minds
of the military planners, too,
so, and then and then I have this.
So the I have this whole article,which is freaky.
So there's like it's impossibleto out random.
So it referenced.
I just put that there.
How come I close to our side of the world.

(44:29):
But it's there already in the Ukraineusing them I know.
Yeah it's scaryand it's really terrifying.
The s-word, they're called S-Word drones.
Yeah.
Because they're meant to just explode.
Yeah. It's impossible to outrun them.
On how drones transformed war in Ukraine.
So I could go on through this wholebig long story, but I'm not going to,

(44:51):
but I will saykind of obvious how they changed war.
Yeah. I didn't hear about, like,you're going to get visited by one.
We keep doing casts out here.
Yeah, it's going to be the world is going.
They're going to be like,what are these guys up to?
You know, just two dudesin the forest world hanging out.
But no. Some.
Yeah. Jesus.
And transmissionhelp will arrive in 16 hours.

(45:11):
Fuck.
Come on. It's cold.
Yeah.
So basically, these drones,for people who don't know,
they, are manned by peoplethat are not even in the battlefield.
It's like some gamer somewhere. Yeah.
So they have one that's,like, way up in the sky scouting,
and then they have other ones
that is basically a flying bombwith a camera is what it is.
And they go up to 60km an hour.

(45:34):
Remote control grenade. Yeah. And
there
is actual and I don't recommendyou look it up and I haven't,
but there is actual
footage of these drones online,and they're using it as scare tactics
to scare the Russians.
Of course this is what will happen,you know.
Yeah.
And it's basically why war is so nasty.
They try to be there.
Oh nasty each other.Oh tried to back down right.

(45:55):
And you but you don't obviouslysee some dude explode
but because it explodesand then the transmission is cut.
But you basically see the last secondsof a soldier as it's flying down
and buzzing after, this one guyin the article that I was reading
said he was getting chased by one,and you can hear it.
And apparentlythe most frightening thing is
you can't see thatthat would be fucked up.
And he starts running.

(46:15):
And the only reason why he survived isbecause he tripped on a branch and going
way over his head, and then it lost himand he just stayed put.
So. Yeah, so so yeah.
Anyway, that's the way that this AI is,
is slowly going and eventuallyprobably is going to man itself.
I just think that people are not
people just need remindersof the horror of war in general,

(46:36):
because I think a lot of peopleget sort of
like jacked upin the same way that I like.
I was talking about the zombie apocalypse,so I'd be like,
oh, I'd be almost kind of fun to getto use my guns and blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, dude, this isn't a video game.
Like, it's it's horrifying.
My, my basis for my band,Simon was saying,
and this is a big triggerwarning you guys to say this, but
because it kind of like the storythat he told, he said it messed him up,

(46:59):
but for a while, like, you know, shook himreal bad seeing this video
that he didn't mean to see on the internettype thing of a guy,
a couple of guysin a trench, basically, and
it messed me up thinking about it for daysafter thinking of the horror.
And it was basically just the body cam of,I believe, a Ukrainian soldier
and something, something happensand there's a struggle.

(47:20):
Can't get his gun.
The other guy is a Russian soldierand doesn't seem to be able
to get a gun either.
So Ukrainian guy pulls out a big knife
and startstrying to have a struggle with him now.
And the Russian guygets this knife away from the dude
and just startslike raking it across the guy.
Like just lacerating his whole neckand chest and everything into this camera

(47:41):
that you're like, you looks like you'rethe one getting nailed by this thing.
Holy.
And so but whatthe most disturbing thing about it is,
this guy is like, who's gettingkilled is saying, enough, enough.
I'm dead. You got me,you got me enough. I'm dead.
Like I had taken enough. Like, yeah, dude.
And there's it. Obviouslyit's not in English.
He's like, he's saying, like,you're the best fighter in the world.
You're the best fighter in the world,like you and you in kind of shit.

(48:03):
Like, leave me alone in this Russianguy's eyes are just like, on full frenzy,
like fucking this,like frothing at the mouth type shit.
Like he's on full adrenaline,you know, like he just did this thing
and he sort of shakes and he sort of like,breaks out of it and walks away a bit.
And then there's just an explosionand it just goes back in time and figure
that the guy,
the Ukrainian guy, must have pulledhis grenade pin or something and explosion

(48:25):
and killed them both or whatever.
So it's just like, oh my God, dude. Yeah.
How violent is this?
Have you like that's what I'm saying.
Do like trigger warning is like, really?
You think this is like
this one thing to talk about murderersand cold cases and like,
oh yeah, this is war.
Like, this is like two guys
who have nothing against oneanother who are just going.
And at the peak of violence,like trying anything to stop the other

(48:47):
from killing him. Like,if that's horror, that's.
I never want to be in a positiondo that with anybody.
Oh my God.
I mean, I don't think I could do it.
I can center I think, fuck you, I do.
I don't think I could do it, man.
No, I think it's after a Dodge draft.
I hate to say it.
I want to defend my people, in my family,in my country
and stuff, and I would do what I had to doif it was coming down to that.
But like marching off to another countryto do that.

(49:07):
Yeah, dude, I, I don't have it in me.
And if it,
I mean, I guess the, the way they look at
is like what it comesto, what are you willing to stand up?
But at the same time,I'm not built for war, man.
I don't know, man. I'm built to draw.
I'm a lover.No, I'm a lover. Yeah, man. I'm an artist.
I don't swing on people I don't want.
I don't even wantsomebody who's making me so mad right now.
I don't even want to punch them.I don't want them to be hurt.
Yeah, you know, it would.
I don't know if you tested me again

(49:28):
to a sympathy my family or somethingand threatened that.
Then I guess I would do what I had to do.
But, like, I don't like thinking aboutthat kind of shit, man.
It really sickens meto think of actual serious violence.
I love video games.
Violence is fun and cool and stuffwhen it's not negatively.
Yeah, right.
But it's like,you know, there's something in all of us
that has that competition in combatis even kind of fun.
Wrestling with your friends,all that shit is, is sweet.

(49:48):
There's something in usthat wants to fight, but holy moly,
is it ever actually so soberingwhen you think about it. Really?
Yeah, I just feel like. Enough. I'm good.
You hurt me. It's like,no, they're not stopping.
And this sucks. And worse. So different.
Like, they could just be like,there's that one guy, they guy.
He was like al-Baghdadi or whatever.
They got, in, in Iraq,they had, or where I'm sorry,
I'm ignorantto wherever it was, the details.

(50:10):
But basically there is some comedianthat was telling the story of it after.
It was just like this guysitting in his hotel room,
probably like, and they found himby proximity of his cell phone.
So that means he's like, he's like he wasjust putting in the yes, I'm 18.
He wasjust clicking yes, I'm 18 on the thing.
And then of drone goes up the road upthe side of a building

(50:34):
to like the 20 something floor into his,like the window down the hall
and into his room and blows up the holein the wall and kills him.
It's like,who was he? Some terrorist leader?
Oh, one of the ICC guys, I think it was orsomething like that. Right.
So it's just like, Holy moly.
Like this is notyou don't get to hide in a building. Yeah.
Like this guy.
It's like they know where you arefrom your cell phone signal,

(50:55):
and they'll just send a drone directlyto your person and blow up on you.
But what did thatmean? There's a lot of casualties. Then.
If they were just, like,chaining up a building.
No, no, no they didn't. No, no. It flew.
Literally flew up the side.
Oh, Lou, I thought you saidthey're like burning up the building.
The the drone flew up the roadand up the side of the building
and into the building and blew upbeside it.
Yeah. Oh, soccer man,that's some Call of Duty shit. Yeah.

(51:17):
That's what Modern Warfare shit is.
What it is. Yeah.
Yeah, man.
It's, it's a crazy kind of, bizarre.
Don't fuck around.
Yeah. It's like going into.
And that's why, like, I, like,kind of happy we live on this island.
It's a little peaceful.
I hope it stays that way for you yet.
That's like.
Wait, is that an earthquake?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah,that's the stuff that is going to be

(51:37):
the thing that is going to be the thingthat's.
Yeah, the wildfires shrinking,
victorious, sinking into the sea.
I mean, the Empress,the downtown Victoria is built on garbage.
Yeah.
Like, it's like literallylike built on a landfill or whatever.
The city.
Yeah.
Mug on WD 40. God.

(51:58):
Oh. They just. Yeah.
They just going to sink into the seathe second that actual shaker hits
the Empress, which is a very famous hotel,the Empress Hotel,
which is downtown Victoria,that is, their basement is flooded.
It's fully underwater. Really submerged.Yeah.
I mean, there is a picture,and this picture was like
some, like 40 years ago,and it was like, basically like 70% full.
The basement, they don't even godown there anymore because of what.

(52:20):
And I just had a rowboat. Thisthey had a rowboat.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Just to go like fixthe ducting or whatever.
But I mean, it's, it's,I think that is they're basically the,
the first floor is probably nowthe basement and that is just the room.
They always condemned it. Yeah.
That's just keep buildinganother floor up.
There's like a whole weird familydown there. Swamp monsters. Yeah.
I think yeah.
Some, like, Dark Soulsshit to just keep building.

(52:41):
Yeah.
Up on top as it sinks into the earth,you build another temple.
I mean, that'sthe only thing I can imagine,
because it's not like,what are you gonna do?
Just pour a bunch of concrete down thereand hope it sticks?
It's not gonna.
Yeah, I did tell you that.
It's not gonna.
It's not gonna happen.
I don't think anyone thought it would, And that's my solution, man.
Good solution.
Yeah, I brought my wife.
I've actually told themthat or not. Oh, no. Yeah,

(53:03):
it's the Save the Empress
makes it just sink like a fucking.
Yeah,like a whole fucking giant cement truck.
And you just pour it into it, does itnot do it?
You're gonna need more trucks.
You're the.
Come on, man.
Okay, well, let's try garbagethis time. Yeah.
We have enough of.
Yeah, just garbage island, man.
So the last one of the last thingsI'm going to go into, cuz

(53:25):
my hands are coldis, It's on this on this
Google deep dive
of what we're doing.
Artificial intelligence. Yeah,I don't know, I feel like Google.
Yeah. The Google. Yeah.
Sum it up a million times, right.
You know what we're doing,damn it, bring it back.
It's like I work at a radio stationor something.
I gotta keep saying listen.
Listen to the zone.
So back to the thing we weretalking about, which is exactly this.

(53:46):
Do you remember what I said 30s ago?
I hope you do yet, you idiot!
Stupid tangent.
Ten of the oddest thingsseen on Google Maps.
So it all nice.
I like those, but if you just said
this episode's about Google,people would turn it off instantly.
They'd be like, that's boring you.Good episode about Google.
Tell us if you would have turned it off.
Tell in the comments, let us know.
Maybe you already haveand you're not even doing this.

(54:07):
Let us know if you've turned it off.
It's been 15 years since Google Mapslaunched its Street View feature,
and Google
cars and satelliteshave captured their fair
share of creepy photosand other overhead images.
So the first one is the Nazca lines.
So it's like alien linesthat look kind of like,
I don't know, a couple forks.
What the hell?

(54:28):
Yeah, it's someone could have done this.
I guess it's too big.
It's I don't know. Yeah.
Somebody just drove in with their truckand just did some.
Somebody easy could do that.I was actually watching.
What do you call.
What are the things that aliens make?Crop circles.
Thank you. Aliens are always doing that.
They're always doing it.
But I confirmed I watch this, like,20 minute video about crop circles.
And it.
There was, like, this famousone in Britain all through the 70s

(54:49):
and 80s, and nobody could figure it out.
There were so well done.
Like there was like, yo, it's like that.
Like pi algorithm shit.
And it was just these two British brothersthat were just having a having a gas.
They were just they were doing itwith like a piece of wood
and stomping out pointsand just doing it in middle of night.
No one ever caught him.
They were just doing it for like 25 years.That was a whole life.
Yeah.
Just take boards out there in, like,garbage can lids, tamp it all down.

(55:11):
It was.
It was crazyhow immaculate and, like, precise.
They it's like an art attack.
It's like Neil Buchanan or whatever. Yeah.
Dude, I love that guy.
I think he passed away, didn't he?
I hope not, I'm pretty sure he did.
Oh, I'm pretty sure it was the s-word.
Also,that's the saddest thing I've heard.
All this.
I guess we're talking about Russians.
Break into that. Into that. I'mpretty sure that that was.
He met a sad fate.

(55:31):
I'm pretty sure that guy that didthe art attacks.
Rest in peace.
Heart attack touched all our lives.
Yeah, that wasthat was one of my favorite skit.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't not watch it.
You see that guy start doing, like,what's going to be like what?
The white powder shit that he always did.
What did he do that time?
Yeah, whatever.It was just like a bunch. Yeah.
And it just like overhead camera.
It's like this massive.
Yeah.
Chalk drawing powder.

(55:51):
Shit, I don't know, it's salty.
Anyways, okay, I digress.
Oh, okay. Turning the frogs game.
Yeah. No,
pulling the tarp out there.
What are you doing, Neil?
Looks like a bunch of trashall over the ground, dude.
Understand?
Like his parents.
You see him up there with a bunch of crapall over the lawn? What's he doing?
He swears it's art.

(56:12):
This kid.
This kid. I don't get this kid. Yeah.
Beautiful. From the from the roof.
Dad, climb up on the roof.
Oh. Oh, it's you poor.
It's you.
Out of 20 tons of traffic. Windstorm.
No, that's that's the real art.
The fleeting moment.And we captured it forever in our minds.
Yeah. We know that Neil was.

(56:32):
Neil's work was meaningful.
No, he was a homie, and he wasone of the greatest to ever do it.
Take that. Bob, you might be fine.He's, like, listening. Hey.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Hey, it's fixing a zen garden with a rake.
Dank ass looking
like some crazy, trippy art.
Yeah, it's like dude, mosaic.
Okay,so the second place is scarecrow people.

(56:54):
So it's basically this fieldthey, like, hire people instead of work.
Yeah, they're just like, wait,we see the Google car coming.
It's 20 yards away.
Quick. Everybody positions.It's in Canoo.
I don't know the places, but it's,
It's a field.
And I mean, yeah, this is,
it's just a field with bunch of scarecrowwith people in it. It's kind of.
Why are they doing it?
Oh, it's just a Google Images,right? Right, right.

(57:15):
So they just found a bunch of peopleacting like scarecrows in a.
No, it's legit. Just like scarecrows.It's like mannequins and shit.
Oh, so somebody made a shitton of scarecrows.
Put them in a field.Those are all full of straw. Yeah.
So this this article,
how many would you say are there, like100 people at 100 scarecrows, rather.
Yeah, probably more, but like 100 people.
It's like some people.
It looks like people thatthen they're doing their job.

(57:36):
That's like, keep the crows away.
Yeah. Nobody.
There's nothing can grow. There'sso many fucking dirt roads. Yeah.
That was like,what the what are you protecting? Yeah.
We really don't want crows anywherenear this barren field.
So what it's supposed to be therefor. So. Yeah.
So this list is basicallyfor the people who don't remember.
30s ago. Dan.
No kidding?
Is is, just Google Street View.
The car went around and caught some.

(57:57):
Oh, I get that. Yeah.
With you pigeon people.
So this was in the air in Japan.
Yeah.
So it's it's blurred out nowbecause Google Images actually blurted out
because they're like, fuck these people.
But a bunch of people saw the,the camera coming by
and they were like just a bunch of peoplewearing pigeon masks.
They decided to wear their pigeon masksbecause the Google I was coming by.

(58:20):
Or there's like a weird sex cultthat are into pigeons.
Why is that to be that? I don't know.
I mean, it could be a business, like,I guess. Yeah.
Pigeon play.
That could be the thing.
Whatever.I can get a king cheese. It's horrifying.
Giant bird masks.
Oh, yeah. That's my thing. Yeah. Heck me.
Yeah, I'mthe half eaten gas station sandwich
for vegetating stuff for each other. Oh.

(58:42):
Oh, yeah.
That's probably a thing, man. No.
And if it's not, there's no.
Why did you have to say that?
Another one is definitely is a thing.Oh, gross.
For sure thing.
So number four, the porn pigeon.
Yeah. Pigeon. Pigeon play.
Oh, the, the Kazakhstan pentagram.
So that's like a perfect pentagram.
Oh, damn. In Kazakhstan.

(59:03):
Weird. And it.
So they're just like, oh, it's just,it's linked to occult activity,
but apparently it's just like.
No, it's just walking trails in the park.
But somebody had.
Oh, it's a it's a cool pattern.
You're like, yeah,but it's like they didn't know that.
That was also like a pagan symbol.
Like it's like a pagan star.
Yeah, exactly.
And like, does it matterif it's, like, slightly twisted?

(59:25):
Does it change?
Well, then it's rush compared to what?
Then it's just a star.
Yeah, but like an upside down. Yeah,but compared to what?
We don't know what anglethis was taken. Yeah. That's true. That's
southwest
that there's no up and down it's Norseman.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah I'm playing 40 chess bro.
If you stood it up on in,I can't even use it up.

(59:45):
It's upside down. The physics. Yeah.
Does it even correlate in my head?
Really?
Never. Fuck.
So we'll try again.
Really? Nevada ghost town. Things.
So they're just like these, like,I guess we all.
It is a type of,It looks like, stone or something.
This is like statues.
That would be really hard to carve.

(01:00:05):
Yeah, it's. Oh, that's cool.They're wicked.
It looks like, like the classic ghostin the bedsheet kind of thing.
Although it looks likethere is nothing under it.
It looks like it would be a person,but they are invisible,
and it's on the edge of Death Valley.
Okay, well,that explains eerie sculptures.
I don't know what I mean.I they're pretty sweet.
Yeah, they just look likethey're actually beautiful.
Yeah.
What a cool idea.

(01:00:25):
Makes it look like an invisible personstatue.
And I guess it's kind of creepyif you just don't know who did it and why.
It's just the unknowing part of it.
If they just appeared there.
Yeah, it's fucking weird.
Yeah, I guess that's eerie.
Dark souls, a statue again?
Yeah.
The number six is Natural Japan. There's,
It's ait's a whole town full of mannequins. Oh.

(01:00:48):
As people moved awayor died in remote Japanese village,
one of the old women became recreatinglikenesses and life sized dolls.
So it's actually a bunch of dolls.
So if you go to this tiny town.
She just made the whole town dolls.
She just, like,populated a ghost town. Yeah.
With dolls, just to, like,be like we were here. One.
Just remember. Yeah.
And if you actually look on Google,it's kind of creepy.
And there's like old adsyou see in the reflection for what,

(01:01:09):
what it once waswhen it was at least popping a bit crazy.
Yeah.
So some just I wonder, I was about to saycrazy old woman, but beautiful old woman.
Probably just made the towndo what she wanted to do.
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, crazy is very subjective.
I mean, there are people who collectBeanie Babies, you know, and
it's just do your thing, right?
Hey, man,they're laughing all the way to the bank.

(01:01:29):
If they sold ten years ago. Well,this is everything.
Yeah, that's a whole other issue.
We could talk about that.
Hold, hold.
Hot damn it. It's worthless. Dammit!
Son of a bitch!
Yeah. I'm broke.
So this one is kind of trippy.
The Antarctic shadow person.
So it's like a bird's eyeview of the Antarctic and.
Like, looks kind of like a nose and lips.

(01:01:49):
Yeah. Silhouette looks a bitlike the Easter Island.
Easter Island head profile.
That's profile, right?
Yeah. Side.
Profile side from nose and lips. Shadow.
And I don't know why that's creepy.
It's like just interesting.Yeah, it's kind of cool.
Just shapesthat formed at that angle. Yeah.
Island of birds.
So this is literallyjust an island of birds.
I don't know what that.
That's birds. Yeah.
Just birds everywhere. Blur.

(01:02:10):
Yeah. There's too many birds.
I mean Island of birds.
Just a a giant thingfull of standing birds.
Like actual little birds, a tiny island.
They didn't come up with thisanywhere else.
I'm more upset.I haven't been seeing this.
Yeah, yeah.
What are these things? Yeah.
A tiny island in the Hawaiian Islands
chain features a massive amount of birdsand practically zero people.
So it's basically overrun by birds.

(01:02:30):
Good. Yeah.
It's nice.
No people. Lots of birds. Fuck, yeah.
Yeah. Tranquil.
The ScientologyBay's the Church of Scientology is based
near New Mexico, is thought to bea large extraterrestrial cathedral
that guides adherence to itby way of the ground markings.
There is also a private airstrip nearby.
So you can kind of see like I mean,whatever, that's not creepy.
It's just a thing, I guess.

(01:02:51):
I mean, it's kind of creepy that peoplethink of this in a serious way that.
Yeah, yeah, Scientology.
Yeah, that it's a temple for thefucking aliens that they don't know exist.
Said it once. I say it again.The worst person ever to exist.
L Ron Hubbard.
I didn't say that one time.
I did it worse than the H. Paul.
Yeah, kind of a wild take, but it would'vebeen some pretty bad people out there.
And then the last one is Antarcticmelting to reveal flying saucer.

(01:03:14):
It it's not loading.
Yeah, it doesn't look, but of course,I did see it, and it's kind of there.
No, I did see itwhen I was researching it.
They blocked me now because they knowI'm on to them, but. Oh yeah. Yeah.
That's it. Googlebelieve that Google deleted it. Yeah.
They're like two guys are in Victoriain the woods talking about us.
No doubt there.
But, yeah, but why do we do this?
Dude,my hand is going to fall off. So cool.

(01:03:36):
Oh, man. You do.
I don't know why. I justI get so fucking cold.
I'm such a bitch about the cold.
Really? Yeah.
I used to love winter way more.
And now I'm waymore of like a summer child.
I really prefer the the sunshine nowadays.
I dig it nice and hot.
I dig it for small amounts. I guess I'm
privileged.
Let's put it that I work indoors. Yeah.

(01:03:57):
I think if I was like a trades workerthat I had to continuously work outdoors
in the seasonal elements, I would bullshitbe like, yeah, I like the cold.
I'd be like,no, you this sucks. Yeah, yeah.
It's raining,this sucks. It's cold, it sucks.
It's too hot. It sucks.
Like, yeah.
The elements in general, it'sit sucks in this too.
I just right now I used to be I wouldprefer it to be too cold and not too hot.

(01:04:17):
And now I'm the other way.
I'd preferif it was too hot and I had to cool down.
Oh, man, I was the same way.
I think I used to be too hot.
This can't get warm. Hot.
It's tough.
I'm like contentnow I get my bones, but I'm content
I yeah, I come from Castle Guard,come from the interior.
I feel my hands right now,but I'm a wimp about it.
I don't know what happened to me.I became a wimp about the cold.

(01:04:38):
I think I have,like, are lizards cold blooded?
Yeah.
That means they have slow circulationwhen, you know, in the cold.
So that means their body is cold.
I don't know what you're getting at.
I think I'm like a lizard.
So in the sun, you.
You bask in the sun and you heat up.
You get going.
I fight in the cold,you get all hibernating.

(01:04:59):
I know,I kind of get it in this, in this shitty.
Whether it's lessexciting to go out and do things,
which is kind of what I was saying before,
I've been like hibernating,doing tons of music.
Yeah, basically just chillin,like making lots of beats and rapping.
Yeah, recording a whole bunch of stuff.
So I don't know, just keeping creative.
I don't even feel like I'm missingout on anything. I went out to M&A.
That was really fun.
So I did do a bit of partying, but like, in the summer and spring and fall,

(01:05:21):
I was doing so much more social stuff
going out and everything,and so I haven't even wanted to.
I haven't yet, but the summer for man.Yeah, I live in the summer.
Yeah.
Like this winterhas been all about like hunkering down
and just working on projectsand getting a bunch of cool shit done.
So excited to bust outwith a bunch of new stuff
for when the weather gets better doingwork.
And honestly, like I'll go out
and I like, I like going to trivia nightor something like that.
Yeah, well, we're complaining.It's actually kind of beautiful out here.

(01:05:44):
Like, honestly, like it's freezing cold,but like, it's it could be so much worse
everywhere else in Canada.
It doesn't feel that cold. It'sjust we've been out here.
Well, like I said, I'm a bit of a wimpabout it. Like, I can't really.
I'm not trying to catchcan't move my fingers faster than this.
Like seven. Yeah.
Like that's as quick as I can with my,my fingers.
But it's six six degrees. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm exactly what kind of Canadian am I.

(01:06:06):
But yeah six degrees.
But it is windy. Look at this like it is.
It's pretty fast as I can move my hand.Yeah, yeah.
You're not playingany, Guitar hero later.
No, no.
That's it.
I'm staying cold.
Your career is over.
But no, I'll.
I don't know what it is.I'm gonna see Captain America later.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, with Dan Hitchinred hot. Nice. Yeah.
He was thinking about coming on,but he's got, he had a,

(01:06:26):
he had to move his friendand stuff like that.
And we're doing the podcast in the woods.
So I decided to save Dan for soon.
But we're going to have Dan back soon sohe can tell us about state of the world.
He's he's he's onethat people look forward to.
What was I going to saysushi for from Missouri.
Yeah. People fromis that offensive so much.
You're not saying Missouri.I just know that people say that.
I just say it. Oh, okay,I don't know. I don't think.

(01:06:46):
Yeah, that we're saying Missouriwith Missouri is.
Yeah.
But people from there I don't know if wedo say we appreciate you and we love you.
Anyways, what I was gonna say was myhands get cold like ice cold in this day.
Ice cold.
And I don't even notice until, like.
Like I touch my girlfriend
and she's like, oh, did she tell youyou need to cut your fingernails?
Yeah, but I do coke, so.
Yeah, right, I do coke.

(01:07:07):
I need five long fingernails.
Yeah, you do them five at a time.
Let's all get it done, man.
They're all coke. Nails.
Just like to have ten cocktails out.
Party bumps.
Everyone.
Good God, the most gnarly dude I know.
Someone's done that. It's so good.
It's just comes up to the party.
It's like everyone's gathered around you.

(01:07:29):
It looks gross. Enoughsaid. We're doing it on some guy's.
Fucking hell. It's gross.
Guys, that's so fucking wack.
Yeah, and on that note, I think that's it.
You guys, that's a terrible visual.
This has been a really weird one.I love it. They're always eyes.
They're never not, they're never not,they're never going to be.
And we like it that
that's the way we doit. Pardon me. And my gross.
Like you can hear my breath
rattling in my the deathrattle in my lungs from my cold last week.

(01:07:52):
So good.And on this note, we're going to call it.
I wish you could help with
me. Well, dude,I think I got too long Covid too.
Like my my laugh is like a wheeze
and it never it'sbeen like that for a while
since we're doing the podcast,but it was never like that.
It's just like I can't recreate it.

(01:08:12):
There we go.
I'm gonna make a beat out of that.
So yeah, it's.
Yeah.
Well, anyway, I think we've wasted,I mean, taken enough of your time.
Precisely, precisely much.
Thank you so much for tuning in to anotherepisode of does podcast in the woods?
Does it does it does these arethese are my these are my friends. My
friends.

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.css-14f5ked{margin:0;word-break:break-word;display:-webkit-box;-webkit-box-orient:vertical;box-orient:vertical;-webkit-line-clamp:2;overflow:hidden;}DPIW #006 – The SCARIEST GOOGLE Searches, Modern Warfare with Drones and Cringey Instagram Musicians