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(00:03):
Are you indown check or are we rocking and rolling?
You rocking. Okay. I'm good. I'm good.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Hey, man,
look at a bag, a kitty litter, and Ibent my back out of shape chiropractor.
see the signs,this way with the government.
Yeah.
Wait, what? Weird.
Tell me about weed, then. What?
You tell me about weed.
It sounds like you're the one on on weed.
(00:23):
Love being on.
You did a big weed right before this.
Geez. No, no. I'll tell you about ithere.
first, let's go. These are my what?
These are my.
I don't know.
These are my friends.
I see. We're going to be perfect.All right.
Hi, friends.
We are your virtual friends. We love you.
We're not going up.
I mean, I guesswe're connecting virtually.
(00:45):
But we're real.
we are your friends now You don't wantto be here. Get the hell out of here.
We don't want you. Yeah, we do.We do. Desperately.
I got a cool storysome interesting facts about cyber
security, and it's not a sponsor,but it's about if it's interesting.
Russian hackers.
All right, we'll talk about that.
And then I got a little bit of juice,tea, whatever stuff that interests me
about Shawn Kingston
(01:06):
and his mother robbing $1,000,000and going to jail for fraud.
Shawn Kingston,You familiar with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Somebody call 911 his mothercommitting fraud.
The big brothers, big fraudsters.
So anyways, yeah, I know it'sgoing to be a it's gonna be a fun one.
have a couple of thingsthat I want to figure out about weed.
Yeah.What do you wanna figure out about it?
So, like, for me, for instance, whenI smoke, the joint hits me pretty hard.
(01:28):
The devil's lettuce. The devil's lettuce.
And it makes me kind of paranoida little bit.
Yeah. It happens to quite a lot of people.Yeah.
Why is that?
That's just how it.
How your body responds to it.
Anxiety or, you know, I could be the brothat's like,
Listen, man,you just didn't get the right strain, bro.
Yeah, but, I mean,
quite honestly, the thing is that,I mean, all the strains are different.
(01:51):
Every crop is different.
Your body is completely differenton a different day.
So it's and the amount that you haveis very important to you.
You want to keep your like your dosage lowif you want to do that, plus what you do
while, you know, while you're baked.
If you decide to get super bakedand then go driving off down the highway,
that's going to be very stressfultime, right?
You're not gonna have a good time.
Probably shouldn't dothat. Don't weed and drive.
(02:12):
Don't do that now.
But if you're but if you're,
you know, getting super baked,you're going to watch a movie by yourself.
Maybe it's fine.
Maybe there's, you know, no one to worryabout being silly in front of or whatever.
And so social situations aren't a worry.
But if you're going to go and be,you know,
try to be social,then maybe don't smoke a big city.
But for me,I don't really smoke like super heavy
(02:32):
sativa is when I'm trying to be socialand energetic
because in my it's sort of like cloudsup my head a little bit.
I feel like I have cotton in my head.
I can't like land a joke on,you know, on time.
Right, right, exactly. Screwed up. Yeah.
But for most people, they,they look for a city of a
because they're like,it's kind of uplifting.
Indica puts me in the coach.
(02:53):
That'skind of like Stephen makes me paranoid.
I think indica is the one I likeif I'm if I have to.
Hillary Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Yeah.
Most of the time I would mess aroundwith some city work and stuff, but mostly
I prefer an indica just to be honest, no.
One of my favorite things, Calvillo Okay,well, I'm taking a liberty here. wow.
I love watching Looney Tunes.
(03:13):
Stone Well, that sounds great. It is.
That sounds like a really fun time.
It is.
We have cartoons
really go together, just like, dude, howthey made those cartoons back in the day.
It was so funny. Like, I laugh.It is just now.
I like that we're justthis is some kind of revelation.
Like people have been doing thissince like the seventies.
Like, my God, Have you tried Bugs Bunny?
(03:33):
Well, Baked Bunny was drawn while baked.
No, I mean, when I.
I haven't smoked a lot of ganjain the recent years, but I've really
it sounds like you have like,
season felt likeyou know what you're talking about, but.
No, dude. Yeah.
No, I love.
I love it, but it's a lot.
But like, yeah, certain situationsand sometimes it makes me like I can just
we should get super baked.
One day we shared a pot of boilingpot on pot on pot.
(03:59):
We get like, a whole bunch of potand we'll just get baked.
I have it.
Like,every time I see you, I have it on me.
So you just have to ask and let me hit it.
Well, actually, that was one of myI was going to say somebody
I don't want to name,but who gives it like a weed?
But anyway, somebody I know just had itbecause my I just wrote my back.
They're just like, yeah, it's
like,
well, you still didn't say who it was.
(04:19):
it's it's a store manager.
The manager?
wow. Yeah. Store managers can't have weed.
No, not allowed. Not allowed. Yeah.
It's legal for everyoneother than people who have jobs.
Yeah. Yeah.
Some. Yeah, some prestigious people.
heavy indica.
It's kind of my, my go to. Yeah.
That's a good band back in the dayand that's why I know.
(04:39):
Yeah. That's what I think of every time.
Like wait what's, what's the one I like.Heavy Indica.
Cause the band.
Yeah, there used to be a bandfrom Victoria called Heavy Indica.
Yeah, right. Yeah. Homies with them?
Yeah. Yeah.
Actually, just,
you know, the drummer anyway, like, we'rekind of buddies in this heavy indica.
okay. I will partake.
is this scary Sativa?
No, no, no, not for me.
(04:59):
And then I feel zapped.
Yeah, I. I don't like the zaps.
Yeah.
Be a terrified to open my mouthand say anything in front of anybody
because I will assumethat it will be stupid.
Yeah.
Or I'll care that it was stupidrather than, you know.
Precisely. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, no meth weed for me. Thank you.
No meth weed.
Me neither. Thanks. Didn't.
Is there something else you want to.
(05:20):
If I can wrap before I get intomy whole shenanigan list of nonsense?
had a couple of things.
Hit it. Hit me. Hit us up. Hit us up. it.
So, a maryland high schoolathletic director is facing
criminal charges after policesay he used artificial intelligence
to duplicate the voice of PikesvilleHigh School Principal Eric Eisenhardt,
leading the community to believe either
(05:40):
it said racist and anti-Semiticthings about teachers and students.
And I was not expecting.
Holy fuck.
What were you saying to me?
Say something about lettuce.
That's crazy, dude.
we already talked about that, though.It started the lettuce already.
We now have conclusive evidence thatrecording the recording was not authentic.
Baltimore County Police ChiefRobert McCulloch
(06:02):
told reporters during a news conferenceThursday.
It's been determined,the recording, it's been I don't know.
I can't read the words.
It's been determinedthat the recording was
generated through the useof artificial intelligence technology.
Crazy. So to be played over the P.A.
or something is a to awesomejust ruining the reputation.
(06:22):
Going to do an impression of it.
Yeah I was waiting for it.
So what so Maryland.
So this teacher.
Yeah so was yours on Darian31, was arrested Thursday on charges
of stalking, theft, disruption of schooloperations and retaliation
against a witnessafter a month long investigation
from the Baltimore CountyPolice Department.
(06:43):
Dang, yeah, You know, as weird sidenote is the word
monthslong is very weird to read.
Months long. Yeah.
So monthslong, monthslong, monthslong.
It's really weird if you see it written.
It's like month long with the foxThis long?
Yeah, I don't know.
We just don't google it.
Jesus are crazy.
(07:06):
So this guy took A.I.
to try and ruinthe reputation of the principal?
Yes.
Well, headlinemaking details of this case aside, Adam
says it's a serious potential for criminalmisuse of artificial intelligence
that experts have been warning aboutfor some time, said
Hany Farid or Hani Fareed,I don't know how to say this.
That's a great professorat the University of University,
(07:27):
the University of California,who specializes in digital forensics.
Fareed said he helped analyzethe recording for police crazy
to do and likely to be authenticfor just a few dollars.
Anyone can hurt
this artificial intelligenceto make audio and visual deepfakes.
Stakes are high, but deepfake detectionsoftware doesn't always get it right.
Well, they're not telling you that.
I wanted to do Johnny Depp's voice,like not 20 minutes ago.
(07:50):
That's why I said, Yeah, you could have.
Yeah.
Am I going to get a slap?
I'm going to get servedby the Johnny Depp.
He had something against me
at a personal thingthey had personal grievances over.
Yeah, they'd beef overhis work, challenges that had arisen
and say racist shit.
He's trying to frame themand make him, like, defame him,
trying to make him say that is idioticand shit.
(08:12):
very bad.
It's the exact thingyou should worry about when you know
you can fake somebody's voice.
Yeah, You know somebody faking your voiceto say a bunch of horrible stuff
you'd never say.
I think the creators of Shazamwill come up with something that, like,
can, like,analyze audio to a point where it's like,
you know, like Shazam, obviously,where you can hear a song or whatever
you can hear
like you can record a voice and be like,Yeah, this is not not authentic.
(08:35):
That is what they have basically isyeah, they have that kind of stuff.
This article was sayingit doesn't always catch it.
Like it's not potency.
Yeah. Ah, crazy man. That's shit.
What a jackass. That sucks.
So anyways, he's in jailnow. Good for him.
Or arrest.
Definitely got hit with some charges,for sure.
What a dummy.
(08:56):
And that's our dummy of the month. Crazy.
Well, there's in Chicago,there's something called the rat hole,
which is just a hole in the pavementthat shaped like a rat.
And it was removed after the citydetermined the sidewalk was damaged.
So that that was news night.
So either look the bottom,that looks like a gecko.
well, maybe it was a gecko hole,
(09:17):
but I think it's a rat holebecause of smoking.
Why is it smoking?
Well, I don't know. Actually,I know the 60 minutes.
Yeah, that was to the center of the earthfor sure.
Nailed it. Yeah.
Well,have you seen this emotional support gator
while his owner says he's lost in Georgia?
Well, he has many fans in Pennsylvaniaand across social media.
His owner is enlisting their help, sayingwhile he was kidnaped,
located by a trapper and releasedinto a swamp while vacationing in Georgia.
(09:41):
So if anybody's seen Wallyemotional support Gator.
Yeah. does he have a bib?
I don't know.
He could crazy dude bow GeorgiaThat makes sense.
Well, anyway, that's enough.
I love that. No doubt.
That's my type of news.
Just a little bit of the main headlinesfrom from the World.
But that's great stuff.
I don't know. Did youdid you hear anything about.
(10:01):
I don't want to I would never mindskipping, but I know I can't.
They have great stuff.
Okay. Well, if you look at your phone,it texted you a message.
If you want to read that
from our local source on the outside,because we stay indoors all the time.
So there are a lot of storieson the other side.
JibJab,he has sent us some creativity boxed
and he wanted specifically Danielsto be the one to read that.
(10:23):
Okay, not me.
I said, It's Dylan.
Fuck off. Don't do it. Wait. Sorry.When I sent you a text.
Okay.
Hey, what in the hell happened?
Yeah, it's great.
Okay. my God.
How am I complicit in these things?
I Okay, we'll start it and then do it.
(10:45):
I found a six piecechina set on craigslist listed for free.
It stated in the item description
that one of the dishes went missingand it was only five pieces.
I wonder where that sixth piece went.
It's not a haiku.
I don't know that was called six pieceChina-Ceec.
Yeah. Nice. I got two.
Okay. Yeah, I'll add that in later. Okay.
(11:07):
How about this one's called lawn darts.
Read on this here.
It was a hot summer day,middle of July, muggy and bright.
The weather was niceand the temperature kept rising.
It was the second week of Julyand very warm out.
Well, that's pretty good.
Thanks.
It sure does describehow warm it was that day.
Jesus Christ, I dig it.
(11:27):
But this last one, No trespassing.
in quotes. Hey, Kim, you almost ready?
And quote Daniel Dae Kim,who was doing something in the kitchen.
I'm ready.
I'm just grabbing some water for our hike.
Kim yelled back.
Kim walked to the front doorwhere Dan was waiting
and they both entered the garage.
Inside was a 2024 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
(11:49):
Dan sat behind the wheeland Kim took the passenger seat.
They arrived to Markel backHill about an hour later.
I'm so excited. It's beautiful outside.
Kim what's this?
Dan directed their attention to a signposted on a big chain link
fence blocking access to metal back hill,No Trespassing.
Read the sign.
(12:09):
Dan and Kim turned around and went home.
That's quite.
That's quite the art.
Wow. how was that? Was d.
I have no opinion on it.
I, I actually think that there wasa couple of things that come close to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that was notwhat actually happened to you.
One time you went to a hilland I've been to places before
and there's a no trespassing sign.So what do you think you do? Yeah.
(12:29):
Do you trespass?
Trespass or do you turn right around?
Do you trust it?
You don't dare trespass.
I wouldn't trespass. So. Thanks, JibJab.
That was someone who was a jab,jab, jab, jab, jab.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Thanks. Jab, jab.
Laura, does he ever have a gift? Yeah.
I mean, if if he saw that,like the rest of people know,
(12:50):
if he sold out Madison Square Gardendoing stuff like that, I would go.
If he did, I would go.
Yeah, I would refuse all of that.
He sold it out.
I would go.
After he sold it out, I would go,I got a story for you.
All good. These guys love stories.
So somebody knocking at the door.
hey. Yeah.
Commended,I think. Yeah, Yeah. Come in. Hey.
Hey, What's up? Hey,You see our friend here? It's our friend.
(13:13):
What's up, dude? Yeah, it's Jon Depp.
We haven't seen this guy in a minute.
Young Johnny Depp. Yeah, Young Depp.
Johnny Depp, Shady.
Hey, how's it going about it? How.
How are you doing?
How are you doing, Daniel?
I'm. I'm well. And you said,how are we finding you?
Young depth. Well, I was told
that you're doing a podcast,and I got to read a story for you.
(13:35):
Yeah, It sounds like your speech coachinglessons are going really well.
Well, I'm trying.
It sounds like it.
Yeah. Okay, well, we better get this.
We Hurry up and get it going with that.
You only got me for half an hour.
That's right. And the clock's ticking.Lots of money.
Thanks. Johnny Depp. Yeah.
Okay. Well,what did you want to tell us about.
Ah, well, it's a story.
(13:56):
It's called High Sea Banditsin a tropical destination.
It was written by my friend GaryRick Hamer, and we're sponsored by Hi-C,
The orange drink.
You loved the taste of Hi-C,
but at a high C,the saltiest juice drink on the market.
That's the that's the tech.
Your body needs salt.
That is the ticket. I understand.
(14:18):
Yeah. It's a wonderful beverage,I must say.
With one month'sworth of salt in every carton one month.
We're talking about a year.
All right.
Okay, so what's happening is all right.
Okay. Telling him like are we doing here?
All right,I came here, and you're wasting my time.
Thanks a lot.
this is our this is our our homie JohnDepths, and he's going to read a story.
(14:40):
It's a it's a beautiful story.It's a coming of age story.
actually a real story.
It's a real storythat came down from my grandpappy.
okay. It's a true story.That'll come later.
Okay, well,we'll all might as well just get into it,
because I got to go pretty quick.I got a hot date.
I tell you a tale of love, fortunekidnaping and a hunky blacksmith
named Orlando Bloom.
It starts off in the year 1693, I believe.
(15:00):
It was my great,great, great, great grandpapa.
And he wasn't always a banditon the high seas.
No, he was actually an honorable captain.
He was an importerexporter of diapers and ships.
Of course, ships in those daysmeant fire roasted tree bark with slight
granules of paprika.
He was floating on board his ship,the red Ruby,
(15:23):
formerly known as the Horrible Hoe.
And it was said to be nigh unsinkable.
He was arriving to his destination.
The horrible hoe had never been sunkbefore.
99 wasn't nine, wasn't it?
was arriving to
his destination of Fort Murrelland to drop off diapers for the sick.
It was just him on that shipbecause the shipmates all caught syphilis
(15:43):
and jumped into the bottom of the oceanwhere they became deranged.
And Farrell, they drove them off.
Diapers for the sick. Yeah.
That was what he was doingwas kind of you.
Diapers of the sick. Need them Those good.
All the shipmates jumped off the shipbecause they had syphilis,
syphilis, deranged.
And Farrell's common sideeffect of syphilis, if you didn't know
that, I didn't.
(16:03):
Well, here's my great grandpappy.Didn't mind.
He was married to the seaand says, Here to pass the questions.
You have any questions yet?
I have so many questions, but I'll.
I'll hold them for now.
All right.
Captain Bob Gilmore,Crowe was my grandfather's name.
Captain Bob Gilmore. Crowe.
Yeah. Legendary. Yep.
It was the.
He was the captain,So I know we lost our name
(16:26):
because my name's Depp,and his name was Crowe.
He lost your name?
We lost our name on January 23rd, 1947,to none other than Scarface himself.
Mr. Pitching. Mr.
Capone took it from my grandpappyon one lousy and a poker night.
Two days later pulled out.
Al was shot 59 times, twice in the ankle.
He tried to hop out a window,but he couldn't.
(16:46):
Are you still with us?
I don't know.
Anyways, Bob Gilmore Crowe is the finestcaptain any man could prove.
And he only had
one vice apple cider man drink so much,he started pruning his bowels.
But he loved it.
pruning his bowels.
That's not a sentenceI really thought it would. Yes.
Go get them. Bob Crowe.
Now, in the town of PortMurrell, gets his drink on
while waiting for the townlock is to take all the diapers off.
(17:07):
The ship is swilling and peelingand chilling the afternoon away.
That's when he notices.
Just across the dirtroad, a blacksmith Smith
in his heart out,wasn't a big fella or a strong one.
But boy, did he ever putevery ounce of gusto into each swing.
It looked as if he was attemptingto make a sword,
but it end up being a butter knife.
Not much for stabbing,but it'll spread jam like a hot meal.
(17:31):
I went back to my hooch and the prettiestyoung thing sat down beside me.
She said, You're not from around here.
I said, Look, you notice this stuff.
It's like you just like doingsome sort of weird,
lucid dreaming thingthat you've managed to write down.
Like, I don't know what is going on.
Yeah, me neither. Jonathan Depp,What are you doing?
I don't know how youhow you can possibly put it together, Mr.
(17:53):
Depp. Yeah, well, it's a real story.
spent my time to.
To tell it to you.
Also,I hope you like anything that is like.
I know you've got to be somewhere,but we did pay
pay a lot of money for thishalf hours. Right? Right, right.
So you don't have to bring in enough.
This guy said, look at you noticing stuff.
She said, well, are you going to be aare you going to be a lady?
You drink.
(18:14):
are you going to buy a ladya drink? Right.
I just had a slight furrowed.
Slipped Depp Freud slip up.
It's a Freud slip and a Freud slip.
I said, you're wearing golden earringsand it's 1642.
Why don't you buy me a drink?
She giggled and held up two fingers.
Barkeep, split over two shotsof the darkest rum you ever seen.
Dark is the waters that claimed my men.
(18:34):
She grabbed both glasses of hugeand shot him down with sarsaparilla.
It was quite astonishing.
She giggled and walked away.
I was enchanted.
I said, Who is that? For whom?
They don't make them like thatwhere I'm from.
Barkeep said.
Yeah. Where I'm from,we pay for our drinks.
He yelled that so she could hear.
I saw all of the billand just then I heard screaming.
(18:54):
It was a female pretty boy.
Blacksmith yelled, Hut!
Bandit Bandit to the high sea.
They took the governor's daughter.
That was none of my business.
I was there to tape on a couple diapersfor the sick, but something came over me.
I had to save her.
She was just so captivating.
Like the first sip of Hi-C orangedrink on a hot afternoon.
(19:16):
Dan, if you look at your phone,there's nothing for you to read.
Yeah, This be the jazzfor the befuddled Ocean Bandit.
And I am here.
I am here to conquerand then add to your thirst.
How you may ask With my famous
high seas spelled ACA orange drank, made
with the finest selection of seawaterimported from the Mediterranean Sea.
(19:38):
Taste like someone mashed a bag of lay'sin your tang and spun it together.
It's unlike any saltybeverage on the market.
So next time you're in the condiment,
I'll tell your parentsif you love me by me.
I see orange beverage and your dehydrationfor 2 minutes at Chicco.
(20:01):
Tell them, Jasper Sand here.
They'll know we got camera. Okay.Very good.
Very good.
And yeah that wasthat was there was a sponsor.
Yeah. I may be thirsty. Thank you.
Sad pirate.
Thank you, Jasper.
Jasper.We appreciate that. Jano and pirate.
Yeah.
You've been fired for doing thatad, actually, so I feel bad for him.
Kept winking at me,and he only had one eye
(20:23):
because the other is coveredwith an eyepatch.
Just a blink. Yeah, just blinking.
I think it's Morse coding us.
Anyways, it's kind of weirdhow in your story there,
Jonathan Depp, that you have an ad break.
Isn't that weird?
Dan It is weirdbecause the story should be over by now.
Hey, super weird.
It's almost over.
All right.
It's awesome. good.
(20:43):
I'm glad my time so much.
You all right? Anyways, now, where.
Where, where are we? yeah, no idea.
Pretty boy.
I ran over to the blacksmithand said, Hey, handsome fella,
what's all the hubbub?
Remember, the girl was screaming,How about. Yes.
And he said, The governor's daughter,my beautiful fiancee, to be.
She has been taken by bandits.
She was just at the barsitting beside you.
(21:05):
I thought to myself, to be honesthere, Damn, this girl tied down.
She's not my problem.
the captain to me came out and I said,What's your name, boy?
Orlando. Orlando. Broome.
We can take my ship to Silver if you like,
he saidwith a look of determination on his face.
Sir, this gun for hire,even if we're just dancing in the dark.
(21:25):
I said, Damn, that's cool.
But I ain't dancing with you, mate.
Turns outBilly was just ripping off a Billy.
Turns out Orlando Billy? No. Yeah, Billy.
Billy ripped offBruce Springsteen or Orlando Guy straight.
It seems really straightforwardand simple.
Everybody will understand.
You get it?
Just put the pieces together.Thank you. Perfectly understandable. Yes.
(21:47):
There's all this sceneunfolding in front of me.
Thank you, Dylan,for explaining theater of the mind.
Totally.
He wants restitution.
we hopped on the nearest horse
drawn buggy,and we were off to save the princess.
To be continued.
Okay.
And that's it, John.
At the depth,I walk into the distance. Now.
Thank you so much for having me.
To be continued. Yep.
(22:08):
We shall be continued.
The horse drawn buggy like a horsedrawn by.
Well, wow, what a good guythat it has left my eyes crossed.
Kind of left me constipated.I don't know why you.
Yeah, you're a little.
Yeah, suppose so. Damn.
Okay.
Well,thank you, Jonathan Depp, for reading us.
That tale of ran back. No.
(22:30):
Yeah. Yeah.
You kind of soundedpretty much like a famous actor, but.
So he's that does such get impressions?
Yeah, I was kind of spot on.
I'm quite surprised, but.
Yeah, Yeah, Great story. Great.
So they actually make that moviethat he's pitching.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bandit of the high seasin a tropical destination.
(22:51):
That's right.
Yeah. By Jerry Bruckheimer.
Yeah.
No, I hope that in the next ten yearsthey come up with that Anyways,
so that was a fun story.
Not by JibJab truly.
For four for once. Yeah.
Now the next thing we're gonna go intois some kind of fun, but weird.
Bizarre.
Have you heard of the whole hacking thingin the last six years?
I've never heard of hacking before.
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Not even like Lumbergh.
It probably goes backfurther than six years, I think.
But wait,what are you talking about, though?
Criminal exploits.
Exploits the IRS, Those criminal exploits
of scattered spider in respectof a Russian ransomware hackers.
So that's the title of this.
I don't know what you call it.
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Exploit.
That's the word I just said.
Let's not go this route again.
Go ahead.
So it's Bill Whitaker of CBS News.
Anyways, he wrote this article,but it's so basically,
I guess we're giving a sort of real talk.
And she was telling meshe's a go because London drugs.
I don't know that a huge cyber breachthat a big breach and cyber attack.
(23:55):
Yeah and apparently it's like goingso now at my store which is to sign into
my account or whatever I have to do a 14character password, which is bonkers.
14 trying to remember that.But it's crazy.
Yeah,
but now everybody's like bucklingdown here because we need to pause
for a quick secondbefore we get into this.
Okay, Pause before we get into it.
Okay, Buzz, who's.
(24:17):
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Kick your head.
All right. yeah.
So this woman came talking abouthow the Russians are hacking into us,
and apparently it's pregame over in Russia, and Putin
basically is wiping his hands cleanof the whole thing, and he's just like,
You know what?
Keep doing it. Hackers going hackthe hack is going to hack.
But it apparently also brings in overa billion like billions.
(24:39):
I'll get into it a little bitbut billions a year.
And these hackers are making in Russianas they basically say as a whole.
As a whole. Yeah. Yeah.
And he's like, don't just don't hack us,but keep it outside of Russia.
But we won't kill you.
And now it's sucking upa lot of some crazy stuff like the blogs.
Because why not just, like, underminingeverybody else and attacking us
(25:02):
without actually overtly thembeing attacking the brand or somebody?
Okay,So in the shadowy corners of the dark web,
young hackers from the U.S., U.K.
and Canada met and teamed upwith Russian ransomware hackers
becoming powerful partners in crime.
And the last year, ransomware
hackers have targetedhospitals, pharmaceutical companies
and even Las Vegasbiggest hotels and casinos.
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Brian Vaudrin, the FBI's top cyberofficial, called ransomware
an enormous problem, clearly,and says no sector
company or type of organization is offlimits to hackers.
There are an estimated global loss thatransom payments exceed 1 billion a year.
Any way you look at the numbers,this a quote.
It's a problem for global econ,
the global economy, of course,and for the U.S.
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economy and for the securityof the United States, he said.
Anyway, scattered spider hackersis a loose knit group of predominantly
native English speaking hackerscalled scattered spider by the FBI.
And behind some of the recent ransomwareattacks,
Vaudrin said the group is also knownas star fraud.
UMC 3944 An Octo Tempest.
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Scattered spider hackers are consideredexperts and social engineering.
Their tempest as bad as.
What does that mean?
What I've noticed is that like a tempest?
I don't know.I guess so. It's kind of badass.
I mean, or octopus storm or whatever.
I don't know. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got some cool stuff giving them coolnames, call calling like butter, Mom.
(26:29):
Just their own names that there's this.
they're coming up with themselves. Yeah.
I thought the FBI guy was giving themnames.
Team Butler.
Mom? Yeah.
They're like, that's not cool.
But her mom has the same boring did.
It does pretty bad.
That's a pretty bad number.
But her mom. Yeah.
Wow, dude, it's pretty cool. Name. Wow.
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Okay, I guess we could keephacking the butter, Mom,
now that we're called this,we have to quit.
Yeah.
Yeah, They got us using the actors nameand something dumb, some dumb name,
idiot FBI hire me part of their successis because they are fluent
in Western culture.
They know how our society works, saidAllison Nixon,
chief research officerof the cybersecurity firm Unit 221b.
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They know what to sayto get someone to do something.
Of course they do, but they get ransoms.
Yeah, a billions are a billion a year.
Yeah. Yeah, they know what to say.
Of course they have to sit there.They'll steal all your money.
Yeah. okay. Yes, sir.
Or Hey, I'm your boss. Empty the vault.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
ScatteredSpider is just one of many illicit
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hacking groups, all part of a sprawlingcollection of online criminals
calling themselvesthe community or the com for short.
Nixon said.
She describes it as a new but surprisinglydisruptive online subculture.
Members of the comhave hacked into companies
like Microsoft,Nvidia and Electronic Arts, among others.
Microsoft.
When you think you have like huge techieguys in Microsoft,
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there's some huge ones, butthey got the biggest techie guys in there.
Yeah, Microsoft the biggest.
yeah, the Big Mama jamma.
They are the butler Multi hacker.
yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, no,they got big ones and Nvidia too.
Like what the fuck.
Anyways, yeah, you'd think those guyswould have really strong security,
(28:18):
but that's of courseand that's why you would want to,
as a hacker,prove yourself against someone else.
The bad procedure says Microsoft,right? Yeah.
To prove that you're actually. Yes.
All right, Norton, we're ready for you.
Tempest Hacker down.
The number of people involvedhas exploded since 2018
from only a few hundred to one thousands.
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Nixon said they connect over the Internet.
I mean, yeah, social spaces where peoplehang out, gaming servers, Nixon said.
It's almost analogous analogies.
It's almost all analogies.
Yeah. That weird to like to what?
To like maybe the back alleywhere the bad kids hang out,
but not on the internet, but on the internet analogies.
(28:59):
I get elegy for. Yeah.
Those involved are largelymales under the age of 25.
Of course there are.
And there's teens as young as 32 bastards.
Jesus 13 have also been involvedin pulling off major crimes.
Scattered spider and black cat,which is another one both claimed credit
for the September 2023 ransomwareattack on MGM Resorts in Las Vegas,
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which cost the hotel and casino giantmore than 100 million.
It disrupted operations at a dozen
of the most renowned hotelsand casinos on the Las Vegas Strip,
including MGM Grand Area, Mandela
Bay, New York, New York, and the Bellagio.
Anthony Curtis,who publishes the Las Vegas
advisor, was in an MGM propertyduring the ransomware attack.
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He says people were left
dumbfounded as thousands of slot machinessuddenly stop functioning properly.
So all of a sudden now people are going,How do I get my money?
What's wrong?
And the people were sitting there waitingand couldn't get paid, Curtis said.
As a resort or sorry.
As a result of the cyber attack,elevators still malfunctioning,
parking gatesfroze and digital dark keys wouldn't work.
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So they got into the mainframe.
That's crazy.You got right in there. Yeah.
All controlswitches. It just ain't leaving.
And as computers went down, reservationslocked up and lines backed up
at the front desks, anything that requiredtechnology was not working.
Curtis said.
MGM Resortsdeclined a request for an interview,
but a conference a monthafter the Hack, CEO and President Bill
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Hornbuckle admittedthis disruption was devastating.
That is the craziest cowboy name ever.
Bill Hornbuckle will be the dingding screwed up baller technology.
We were freeze dried for a minute.
Thanks, Bill Hornbuckle.
Like you're pointing at your headfor some reason.
Why are you?
Bill talkswhile touching the side of his skull,
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pretending I was wearing a cowboy hatand just like, tap my hat.
But I'm wearing a regular baseball cap.Yeah, Okay.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking anyway.
Okay, there's that.
I tell the viewersthat or the listeners at home
that what you were doing smack in my head.
If your Bill Hornbuckle impressioninvolves tapping the side of the dome.
Bill Hornbuckle Ransomware hacks have beengrowing more costly and disruptive
every year, and cybersecurity researchersfear it's going to get worse.
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The Russian.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviouslyit's like, well, this is working.
It's called the dystopian future, bro.Yeah.
What do you think?
People are working remotely?People can do anything remotely.
It just and if they can get it and make$1,000,000,000 and people are brilliant,
of course they're going to scam 13 yearold down to play fucking Minecraft bro.
Stop hacking MGM Grand and play Minecraft.
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Yeah, it makes me feel so dumb for not.
Yeah. Hacking giant corporations.
When I was 13 I was climbing a treelike an idiot getting sap on my hand.
So dumb sticky handsRansomware is like a sticky answer.
Ransomware hacks have been growingbut a lot more costly and disruptive.
And every year, cybersecurity researchersfear is only getting worse.
The Russian government providesa safe haven for Russian citizens.
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What to talk about earlier?
Yup. Four fourRussian ransomware gangs, said DiMaggio.
This is another guy from the FBI.
He added that as long as the hackers
don't target organizations in Russia,they don't get prosecuted.
It's crazy, right?That's how it works, though.
The bastards, the Boston,the most successful Russian gangs
are run like legitimate companieswith easy to navigate online platforms.
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Leadership are people in their thirtiesand forties.
They often have a financial background.
They are people that specializein developing malware and ransomware
and they are in very high demand.
So it's like going to work at like some,I don't know, fucking office downtown
and it's like you're working car insuranceand you have a meeting.
Well, today we're going to hack in Nvidia.
Yeah, and who's got this bomb?
Kevin Yes, yes, I'd like to just go.
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Kevin, get over here.Yeah, you're. You're working on this case.
Okay, cool. I got Nvidia.
What about you, Bill? Yep.You got Microsoft.
And what were these names?
Bill and Kevin, the Russian hackers.
It's causal staff is their last names.
Bill Castle stuff and Kevin Castle staff.
Yeah, they're brothersand they work in their very high demand.
Right. You're listening to this? Yeah.
See that move? Kevin, get over here.
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Get in here.
Kevin's. Yeah.
So anyways, that's, that's,that's as much as I got.
But what are your thoughts?
What do you think about wherewhere can your imagination
create any scenariowhere this wouldn't happen?
Say that again, please.
Would your imagination create a scenariowhere that wouldn't happen?
Because it's just kind of obvious.
Yeah, it feels obvious.
It feels likethis is the progression of things.
I am a little worried that it's goingto get to such a such a degree
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that nations will feel threatened
by letting the Internetbe as free as it is
and they will clamp downbecause the real threat of attacks
will become so real that they're goingto have to police the digital world
the same way that
they police the real world andthat we're not going to have nice things
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because people are going to keep on
making billions, being criminals and stealing a lot of money.
And there's one thing
that governments don't abideis when you steal a shitload of money.
So that's what gets extrapolicing on the Internet.
I feel like that's the natural progressionis we're going to move further
and further towards dystopian futurewhere they are.
(34:03):
They don't like losing control, right?
Like, yeah, the governments of the worldlove to have control and they feel that
it is necessary and maybe it is necessaryin order for us to not all, you know,
go devolve into chaos or whateverthey're afraid we're going to do
as regular humans.
But, you know, as as,you know, massive corporations like, say,
(34:24):
Walmart or whatever,suddenly just get shut down
in the middle of busy daysand all the doors locked, right.
And shit like that.
It's like they're going to just take awayour freedoms.
That's what's going to happen.
That's all you're going to dois just like, take as much as you want.
Be a pirate right now.
But the more piracy that you do,the harder that law is going to eventually
come down oneverybody who's just being cool people.
(34:44):
And, you know, and I can't help butthink that like and it's not like a Joe
ten year it's going to well,I mean, we're going to have to devolve.
We're going to have to go backward.
It's going to be like saloon doors.A lot of people think that anyway.
Yeah, like it's like,
well, we're not going to have doorsthat open when you walk by them.
We're going to have saloon style doors.
They have the bootfuck just to walk into Wal-Mart.
And that's the way it is.
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You know, you pound on the doorand that's going to be no technology.
You can't hack into a piece of wood
because there eventually,you know, there's
going to be another war or whateverand they're going to drop an MP.
Yeah, and everything'sgoing to stop or shut down
and we have to fucking pedal our cars.I want that to be good.
I want that to be quote.
It was just something fucking your
No hack could do a piece of wood.
(35:26):
I guess you can inject some.
Dude, are you serious?
No, no. Digital hacking.
my God. it's Cedar, sir.
It's cedar.
We can't breach this. my God.
fuck.
Yeah, I know. It's a it's a real fight.
It's like, what is the answer?
It's like, okay, well,
I mean, if if these 13 year old peopleare doing this stuff and like these kids
and these hacking you, I'm proud of myselfbecause I beat Diablo on New normal.
(35:51):
Regular Diablo one.
Yeah, I beat them on normal todayat like level 22 or 23 or something.
Like the lowest had been able toand first tried you know normal mode
Diablo Kevin Boxster or whatever you callthem is hacking into fucking Microsoft.
Yeah.
With a group of under under heaven bastardfucking Russian 13 year old.
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Okay everybody call him Kevin Boxster.
Yeah, you should.
That's what he should be doingis doing a soap box.
You should be fucking a nice one.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Buying right of your feetlike a cat on all twos.
Yeah. Holy moly, dude.
Yeah, I know. Anyways, long story. Long,very short.
It's kind of fucked up,but I think the only way to solve
this is to go back into a Texan old,old Texas style.
(36:35):
Just everything is just not technological.
Texas style.Yeah. Isn't that what they call it?
That was before this.
Everything was like Texas before this.
In the olden days, the cowboy daysthat the whole world was all Texas.
Yeah, Dallas.
It you are saying sort of related things,I think.
Was that cool. Totally. Yeah.They what they coyly.
(36:56):
Yeah. They call it like coalition.
It's a real word for my God bro.
You gave me, you gave me the lettuce man.
You give me the lettuce that enlightenedme. So. Yeah.
Thank you.
No, no, no, I didn't.
This is why you don't smoke. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe you're fucking Rain Man. Meor something like that.
It would. What?
You have the adverse effectwhere you forget everything.
(37:18):
You don't remember anything. Yeah.
So we talk a lot versus not talkingvery little and remembering everything.
Cool. Yeah.
Remembering shit. Seems like it anyway.
So any.
Any more on the Russian hackers.What do you think.
No, I think they've said enough. They're.
They're coming for me.Yeah. Come for all my money.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Damn it.
They drained my fucking Tesfaye.
(37:39):
Fucking tesfaye now.
my God. You know, it's a thing.
It's a real thing.You scramble the letters.
TSA, FAA, tax saving, free account,tax savings account.
You don't have to go.
Last laugh.
How many beers we had to put at the time?
Is it enough? it's enough. A clock.
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Yeah, I know. Well, I've had to.
I've had to now, but it's goodI think at too.
That brings out your innerinner monologue.
Okay. Last last little story.
Somebody call 911.
Sean Kingston is dealing with his mother.
His mother,Sean Kingston's mother, 61 year
old Janice Turner, was arrestedthe same day
when a SWAT team raided Kingston'srented mansion in Fort Lauderdale,
(38:23):
who rents a mansion, someone with,I don't know,
not enough money to buy a mansion,but lots of money to stay in a mansion.
It just sounds like a waste of money.
Why wouldn't you just buy a house?
Because you don't have enough moneyto buy a house.
Mansions that cost a lot of money.
Well, they buy it anyways. Whatever.
Okay, well, on a side note.
Yeah, I don't know that he is due.
(38:45):
I don't know.
I don't know enough about this,but I do know that Hercules was having
a little bit of beef with him
and put him on blast basicallyfor wanting to do a song together
and then saying yes, and then pulling outat the last minute of Kingston.
Yeah. wow.
Pete Kingstonpulled out at the last minute
and stuff and like said, he didn't,you know, wanted more money or something,
something like that.
So that was going onwhere the money wasn't right.
(39:06):
Something was going on
where he ended up being called outin a big way in a district by Hercules.
shit.
I know, I know.
But anyway,I could see him having enough money
and wanting to frontlike he's got a shitload of money,
but then not having enough moneyto actually buy the mansion, right.
Or so.
Like he's trying to look rich,and that's why he's rent a mansion, right?
Right. Maybe. Right.
(39:27):
I don't know this shit.
I'm just assuming because he's not doingso hot and was shucking and jiving for,
like, the whatever the the feature featuremoney that was promised.
I mean, he was like on a songwith Justin Bieber.
Yeah. He's had is his things.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Well people can spend money fastif they have problems and stuff.
You never know.
Yeah, Mike Tyson didn't know what's goingon. Hundreds of million.
Sounds like they let me get
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you go to get into the thingyou were going to say
because obviouslythey're into some other shit, right?
Kingston and Turner have been chargedwith conducting an organized scheme
to defraud grand theft, identity theftand related to crimes, according
to arrest warrants releasedby the Broward County Sheriff's Office.
The warrants allege they stole money,jewelry, a Cadillac Escalade
and furniture.
(40:09):
And then they go, Yeah, we need thisticket, this chair, this fucking chair.
Two seats.
The warrants in the case
say that from October to March,they stole almost $500,000 in jewelry,
more than 200,000from the Bank of America, 160,000
from the Escalade dealership,More than 100,000
from the First Republic Bank, 86,000from the maker of customized beds.
(40:30):
Wow. Specifics were given.
They were.
Yes, that's pretty specific, Anyway, Kingston, whose legal name is Keyshawn
Anderson, was already on two yearsprobation for trafficking stolen property.
His mother pleaded guilty in 2006to bank fraud for stealing over 160,000
and served nearly 1.5 years in prison,according to federal court records.
(40:51):
So that's what I got.
And that's all that's up to the dateas of two days ago and recent news.
Holy moly.
But Jesus, like,I mean, I guess a lot of money
to be stealing like a million,I guess. Yeah.
Hundred and 60 grand.
He should become a Russian hacker.
That's what I think he should.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then he continued paying off overseasto become Russian,
(41:12):
and then he'd be first. Become Russian.Yeah.
Take the steps to do however thatand then learn.
Take some hacking classes. Yeah,yeah, yeah.
That's my great thought for sure.
If at the hacking place
every morning with your resumeand show you're eager to be one of those.
Yeah.
Maybe start off as an entry.
It's pop star Sean Kingston.
He's here to try and get a hacking jobagain.
(41:33):
Yeah, I know. He comes every day.
You his little talent.
You may not be. A hacker.
They're saying he is a hack, so.
yeah. But why?
So the thing that I can'tget my head around is.
So he had a couple of big hats.
He's been doing relativelywell up until the mid 2015 or whatever.
The mid 2015.
Yeah, he has.
(41:54):
So like June, July 2015.
Roughly two months anyway.
Yeah.
Would you call the 20tens to the 2020s that we did it.
There it is. There it is.
In the mid there he was doing all right.
Why is he 27. His mom stealing like.
That's the thing.
Why Like, I guesshe's just racked up that lifestyle.
And I guess what you're saying is.
Yeah, just backed it up. Yeah.
(42:15):
Make a track called Rack it up itand there's one racked it up.
I'm in jail.
But his mom went to jail already for,for doing that.
I think he'd learn facts from momma but.
Yeah. And she's 61.
Why would you end your career like that?
How it just so you don't he's now he'sI mean how do you bounce back from maybe
you know, from a custom bedmaker, man Like, come on.
(42:38):
That's true.
You got to have somewhat of a familiaritywith your bed maker, right?
It's like.
Such as sick bed picture.
Like a bedthat's perfectly shaped like him. Yeah.
In the position that he sleepsin. And he's.
He never paid me.He just took it. Walked away?
Yeah. It's like a floating.I'm on the fucking Sean Kingston, bro.
Yeah, I got to work.
Yeah, I got to work.
(42:58):
I got to work.
Got, like, fraud people.
And it just it both.
I said, Yeah, I'msure Hop on the track of Merkley's.
Are you couple million viewslike if she should have just Yeah.
Do the music thing, you know he could havereally been smarter it sounds like.
Yeah.
It's also sounds likemaybe he was kind of in his ego and
maybe there's substance problems.Maybe that. I don't know.
(43:19):
Why do people steal, write like, yeah,I like people still so much money.
It's just like you steal like,I don't know,
I think it becomes addictive.
Once people start to successfully stealany amount of money, it becomes
hard to stop What went on?
The writer, she was.Do you hear about that?
That's like shoplifting. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, like these these large,
(43:41):
like fraudulent amounts of moneywhere it's like,
you know how, like, fucking panicked and,like, crazy, like, stoked I'd be
if I stole, like, ten grand or 20 grandor one grand, you know, Really?
Like, you know, not the rush, the thrill,the rush, the, like, success of it.
That would be so hard
if you knew that you could have anotherten to not go and, like, do it again.
(44:03):
Right, right, right, right.
Then suddenly now you're up and it goesquick because money adds up really quickly
and now you're at 100grand you stole and you're like,
Fuck this,No one's noticed this shit. You know?
And why would I you when I stop and thenyou you figure you've got it locked or.
Yeah, I'm being careful.I'm not telling anybody.
Like suddenly you have some nice things.
You got this new car, whatever.
You don't know who's watching you.
(44:23):
Suddenly they're, you know, they'rewaiting for you to do one more like this.
You do one more.Now you've sold 160 grand. They go boom.
Now we have everything we needand you're screwed, Right?
But like it would be addictivebecause you think
you're getting away with itthe whole time.
Now you're driving around in a fancy car,your kid's got his
music career is kicking off becauseyou can put a bunch of money into it.
Yeah,we're going to make all the money back
(44:44):
because it's a get,you know, an investment.
It's a gamble, you know, blah, blah, blah.
The next thing you know,you're stealing from a freaking guy
that makes custom beds or somethingbecause you sat where they broke his game.
So you never know, right?
Like they just were in there buyinga custom bed and they realize this custom.
No fucking security, like, let's fuck him,you know, and he makes money.
I know that the people that the clientsthat he has here have lots of money.
He's got to have lots of money,you know, So like,
(45:06):
and no one will ever be suspecting it,you know, legit at furniture.
So I'm assuming, like, they made him a bedand it's a yo it's Sean Kingston.
He's good for it.He's got to be good for it.
They mailed it to himor or shipped it to him.
sure. You can borrow my escalatedto drive the bed.
Yeah, Yeah.
wait.
You can't lift your new custom bedwithout my Versace
fucking chain or whatever the fuckthe jewelry wrapped around your neck.
(45:26):
Okay. You can wear my necklace to. It'sgood luck.
man, I never saw him again. Wearthe jewelry.
Yeah, like $500,000 of fucking music videowith this, like, and chain
around your neck. Yeah.
Wow. This quick.And then he never gave it back.
So crazy, man.
Like it's bank of Americato how you stole it.
100,000 from Bank of America.
Well, he didn't do a very good job of it,obviously.
I mean, I guess he's busted.
(45:47):
You know, they probably were like,Yeah, we see you doing that.
We'll still get to itwhen we the only thing I think it was like
you Benchley or something like,
or like, like a bad line of credit outSean Kingston I don't know.
I guess there's lots of peoplethat get away with this
because you don't hear about themand that's them getting away with it.
But like, it feels like you just are onan inevitable path to getting caught.
You I never think to myself, yeah,it would be cool to just,
(46:10):
you know, sell drugs or steal moneyor do any of these things
because I just assumethat it ends in getting caught for sure.
I think nine nine out of ten times,
I'm pretty sure like 9.9 and I'm notit I'm not that slick.
The what is it M.C. Cooper.
What's his name of the world?
It's two letters. D.B.Cooper. D.B. Cooper.
(46:31):
He's the guy who stole a bunch of moneyfrom a bank like the Catch Me
if you can go. Yeah. And then he.
Yeah, something.
Yeah,I was I'm pretty sure that was the movie
Con Man, which I jumped out of a planeand they think he has his.
He'd have you believe. Yeah. Yeah.
But apparently con manmeans confidence, man.
No way.
(46:52):
Yeah.
Apparently that sort of derivesfrom confidence, man,
because he just walks up with, like,you know, much confidence.
And myself. I got this.
But you believe him in confidence?I don't know.
I'm pretty sure it's something to dowith the rooted in that.
Damn. Yeah, I know. D.B. Cooper. The.
Yeah, he's.
He robbed, but money was likehe held up a plane and then he got.
No, I think it's me if he can.Was somebody else.
yeah. Yeah. But I had similar idea.
(47:13):
Similar idea, man.
Though he was on he was on a plane,he had a bunch of demands and just an
about that.We get them back. Yeah. Let's get on here.
Yeah. And do that sort of stuff.That would be awesome.
I love podcast price and shitlike that. I'd be.
So go check outif you guys haven't listened to it.
Go check out the Dan Hitchen episode.
Yeah, that guy rules. That guydefinitely rules.
And he's definitely intelligent andhe definitely brings some very good shit.
(47:33):
Very dumb.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then stupid.
Yeah. No, never mind.
Yeah,He just goes for an hour anyway. Yeah.
Anyways,I think that's about time we have.
All right.I think that the battery's going too.
That's about the time we have. Yeah,I think.
I think some Russian peopleare hacking into my DSLR.
Crowley.Yeah, She said these are my fuck off.
Yeah, these are my friends.These are my friends.
Thank you, everybody.
(47:54):
We are your virtualwhat ups and and you don't listen to Dad.
I am anyways. Whatever.
my God.
I'm not here for Dylan's behavior today.
It was. I think it was pretty on track.I think you were.
I think you're a mess.
I apologize for Sean Kingston, though.
And his mother. Nope.
I apologize for nothing now. Yeah.
You see the stick we got here?
I said one thing, he says, the otherthe shit. This should end.
(48:16):
All right.
Well, if you take two thingsfrom this whole thing, we love you
and go to somewhere.
You agree with it?
Yeah. Yeah. Finally. We agree.We love you.
All right?You go to somewhere in the Caribbean.
Why did you say that?
I don't know.
Because we're sponsored by sell offvacation dot com.
yeah. The salt drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So separate sell off vacation like I'mgoing have a stern talk after this.
(48:39):
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Well, don'tleave me alone with this guy. Bye. Bye.
I went back
to my hooch and the prettiest young thingsat down beside me.
She said, You're not from around here.
I said, Look, you notice this stuff.
(49:00):
It's like you just like doingsome sort of weird, lucid dreaming thing
that you've managed to write down.
on one lousy and a poker night.
Two days later pulled out.
Al was shot 59 times, twice in the ankle.
(49:21):
He tried to hop out a window,but he couldn't.
Are you still with us?
I don't know.
Anyways, Bob Gilmore Croweis the finest captain any man could prove.
Are you indown check or are we rocking and rolling?
You rocking. Okay. I'm good. I'm good.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Hey, man,
look at a bag, a kitty litter, and Ibent my back out of shape chiropractor.
see the signs,this way with the government.
Yeah.
Wait, what? Weird.
Tell me about weed, then. What?
You tell me about weed.
It sounds like you're the one on on weed.
(00:23):
Love being on.
You did a big weed right before this.
Geez. No, no. I'll tell you about ithere.
first, let's go. These are my what?
These are my.
I don't know.
These are my friends.
I see. We're going to be perfect.All right.
Hi, friends.
We are your virtual friends. We love you.
We're not going up.
I mean, I guesswe're connecting virtually.
(00:45):
But we're real.
we are your friends now You don't wantto be here. Get the hell out of here.
We don't want you. Yeah, we do.We do. Desperately.
I got a cool storysome interesting facts about cyber
security, and it's not a sponsor,but it's about if it's interesting.
Russian hackers.
All right, we'll talk about that.
And then I got a little bit of juice,tea, whatever stuff that interests me
about Shawn Kingston
(01:06):
and his mother robbing $1,000,000and going to jail for fraud.
Shawn Kingston,You familiar with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Somebody call 911 his mothercommitting fraud.
The big brothers, big fraudsters.
So anyways, yeah, I know it'sgoing to be a it's gonna be a fun one.
have a couple of thingsthat I want to figure out about weed.
Yeah.What do you wanna figure out about it?
So, like, for me, for instance, whenI smoke, the joint hits me pretty hard.
(01:28):
The devil's lettuce. The devil's lettuce.
And it makes me kind of paranoida little bit.
Yeah. It happens to quite a lot of people.Yeah.
Why is that?
That's just how it.
How your body responds to it.
Anxiety or, you know, I could be the brothat's like,
Listen, man,you just didn't get the right strain, bro.
Yeah, but, I mean,
quite honestly, the thing is that,I mean, all the strains are different.
(01:51):
Every crop is different.
Your body is completely differenton a different day.
So it's and the amount that you haveis very important to you.
You want to keep your like your dosage lowif you want to do that, plus what you do
while, you know, while you're baked.
If you decide to get super bakedand then go driving off down the highway,
that's going to be very stressfultime, right?
You're not gonna have a good time.
Probably shouldn't dothat. Don't weed and drive.
(02:12):
Don't do that now.
But if you're but if you're,
you know, getting super baked,you're going to watch a movie by yourself.
Maybe it's fine.
Maybe there's, you know, no one to worryabout being silly in front of or whatever.
And so social situations aren't a worry.
But if you're going to go and be,you know,
try to be social,then maybe don't smoke a big city.
But for me,I don't really smoke like super heavy
(02:32):
sativa is when I'm trying to be socialand energetic
because in my it's sort of like cloudsup my head a little bit.
I feel like I have cotton in my head.
I can't like land a joke on,you know, on time.
Right, right, exactly. Screwed up. Yeah.
But for most people, they,they look for a city of a
because they're like,it's kind of uplifting.
Indica puts me in the coach.
(02:53):
That'skind of like Stephen makes me paranoid.
I think indica is the one I likeif I'm if I have to.
Hillary Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Yeah.
Most of the time I would mess aroundwith some city work and stuff, but mostly
I prefer an indica just to be honest, no.
One of my favorite things, Calvillo Okay,well, I'm taking a liberty here. wow.
I love watching Looney Tunes.
(03:13):
Stone Well, that sounds great. It is.
That sounds like a really fun time.
It is.
We have cartoons
really go together, just like, dude, howthey made those cartoons back in the day.
It was so funny. Like, I laugh.It is just now.
I like that we're justthis is some kind of revelation.
Like people have been doing thissince like the seventies.
Like, my God, Have you tried Bugs Bunny?
(03:33):
Well, Baked Bunny was drawn while baked.
No, I mean, when I.
I haven't smoked a lot of ganjain the recent years, but I've really
it sounds like you have like,
season felt likeyou know what you're talking about, but.
No, dude. Yeah.
No, I love.
I love it, but it's a lot.
But like, yeah, certain situationsand sometimes it makes me like I can just
we should get super baked.
One day we shared a pot of boilingpot on pot on pot.
(03:59):
We get like, a whole bunch of potand we'll just get baked.
I have it.
Like,every time I see you, I have it on me.
So you just have to ask and let me hit it.
Well, actually, that was one of myI was going to say somebody
I don't want to name,but who gives it like a weed?
But anyway, somebody I know just had itbecause my I just wrote my back.
They're just like, yeah, it's
like,
well, you still didn't say who it was.
(04:19):
it's it's a store manager.
The manager?
wow. Yeah. Store managers can't have weed.
No, not allowed. Not allowed. Yeah.
It's legal for everyoneother than people who have jobs.
Yeah. Yeah.
Some. Yeah, some prestigious people.
heavy indica.
It's kind of my, my go to. Yeah.
That's a good band back in the dayand that's why I know.
(04:39):
Yeah. That's what I think of every time.
Like wait what's, what's the one I like.Heavy Indica.
Cause the band.
Yeah, there used to be a bandfrom Victoria called Heavy Indica.
Yeah, right. Yeah. Homies with them?
Yeah. Yeah.
Actually, just,
you know, the drummer anyway, like, we'rekind of buddies in this heavy indica.
okay. I will partake.
is this scary Sativa?
No, no, no, not for me.
(04:59):
And then I feel zapped.
Yeah, I. I don't like the zaps.
Yeah.
Be a terrified to open my mouthand say anything in front of anybody
because I will assumethat it will be stupid.
Yeah.
Or I'll care that it was stupidrather than, you know.
Precisely. Yeah. Yeah.
You know, no meth weed for me. Thank you.
No meth weed.
Me neither. Thanks. Didn't.
Is there something else you want to.
(05:20):
If I can wrap before I get intomy whole shenanigan list of nonsense?
had a couple of things.
Hit it. Hit me. Hit us up. Hit us up. it.
So, a maryland high schoolathletic director is facing
criminal charges after policesay he used artificial intelligence
to duplicate the voice of PikesvilleHigh School Principal Eric Eisenhardt,
leading the community to believe either
(05:40):
it said racist and anti-Semiticthings about teachers and students.
And I was not expecting.
Holy fuck.
What were you saying to me?
Say something about lettuce.
That's crazy, dude.
we already talked about that, though.It started the lettuce already.
We now have conclusive evidence thatrecording the recording was not authentic.
Baltimore County Police ChiefRobert McCulloch
(06:02):
told reporters during a news conferenceThursday.
It's been determined,the recording, it's been I don't know.
I can't read the words.
It's been determinedthat the recording was
generated through the useof artificial intelligence technology.
Crazy. So to be played over the P.A.
or something is a to awesomejust ruining the reputation.
(06:22):
Going to do an impression of it.
Yeah I was waiting for it.
So what so Maryland.
So this teacher.
Yeah so was yours on Darian31, was arrested Thursday on charges
of stalking, theft, disruption of schooloperations and retaliation
against a witnessafter a month long investigation
from the Baltimore CountyPolice Department.
(06:43):
Dang, yeah, You know, as weird sidenote is the word
monthslong is very weird to read.
Months long. Yeah.
So monthslong, monthslong, monthslong.
It's really weird if you see it written.
It's like month long with the foxThis long?
Yeah, I don't know.
We just don't google it.
Jesus are crazy.
(07:06):
So this guy took A.I.
to try and ruinthe reputation of the principal?
Yes.
Well, headlinemaking details of this case aside, Adam
says it's a serious potential for criminalmisuse of artificial intelligence
that experts have been warning aboutfor some time, said
Hany Farid or Hani Fareed,I don't know how to say this.
That's a great professorat the University of University,
(07:27):
the University of California,who specializes in digital forensics.
Fareed said he helped analyzethe recording for police crazy
to do and likely to be authenticfor just a few dollars.
Anyone can hurt
this artificial intelligenceto make audio and visual deepfakes.
Stakes are high, but deepfake detectionsoftware doesn't always get it right.
Well, they're not telling you that.
I wanted to do Johnny Depp's voice,like not 20 minutes ago.
(07:50):
That's why I said, Yeah, you could have.
Yeah.
Am I going to get a slap?
I'm going to get servedby the Johnny Depp.
He had something against me
at a personal thingthey had personal grievances over.
Yeah, they'd beef overhis work, challenges that had arisen
and say racist shit.
He's trying to frame themand make him, like, defame him,
trying to make him say that is idioticand shit.
(08:12):
very bad.
It's the exact thingyou should worry about when you know
you can fake somebody's voice.
Yeah, You know somebody faking your voiceto say a bunch of horrible stuff
you'd never say.
I think the creators of Shazamwill come up with something that, like,
can, like,analyze audio to a point where it's like,
you know, like Shazam, obviously,where you can hear a song or whatever
you can hear
like you can record a voice and be like,Yeah, this is not not authentic.
(08:35):
That is what they have basically isyeah, they have that kind of stuff.
This article was sayingit doesn't always catch it.
Like it's not potency.
Yeah. Ah, crazy man. That's shit.
What a jackass. That sucks.
So anyways, he's in jailnow. Good for him.
Or arrest.
Definitely got hit with some charges,for sure.
What a dummy.
(08:56):
And that's our dummy of the month. Crazy.
Well, there's in Chicago,there's something called the rat hole,
which is just a hole in the pavementthat shaped like a rat.
And it was removed after the citydetermined the sidewalk was damaged.
So that that was news night.
So either look the bottom,that looks like a gecko.
well, maybe it was a gecko hole,
(09:17):
but I think it's a rat holebecause of smoking.
Why is it smoking?
Well, I don't know. Actually,I know the 60 minutes.
Yeah, that was to the center of the earthfor sure.
Nailed it. Yeah.
Well,have you seen this emotional support gator
while his owner says he's lost in Georgia?
Well, he has many fans in Pennsylvaniaand across social media.
His owner is enlisting their help, sayingwhile he was kidnaped,
located by a trapper and releasedinto a swamp while vacationing in Georgia.
(09:41):
So if anybody's seen Wallyemotional support Gator.
Yeah. does he have a bib?
I don't know.
He could crazy dude bow GeorgiaThat makes sense.
Well, anyway, that's enough.
I love that. No doubt.
That's my type of news.
Just a little bit of the main headlinesfrom from the World.
But that's great stuff.
I don't know. Did youdid you hear anything about.
(10:01):
I don't want to I would never mindskipping, but I know I can't.
They have great stuff.
Okay. Well, if you look at your phone,it texted you a message.
If you want to read that
from our local source on the outside,because we stay indoors all the time.
So there are a lot of storieson the other side.
JibJab,he has sent us some creativity boxed
and he wanted specifically Danielsto be the one to read that.
(10:23):
Okay, not me.
I said, It's Dylan.
Fuck off. Don't do it. Wait. Sorry.When I sent you a text.
Okay.
Hey, what in the hell happened?
Yeah, it's great.
Okay. my God.
How am I complicit in these things?
I Okay, we'll start it and then do it.
(10:45):
I found a six piecechina set on craigslist listed for free.
It stated in the item description
that one of the dishes went missingand it was only five pieces.
I wonder where that sixth piece went.
It's not a haiku.
I don't know that was called six pieceChina-Ceec.
Yeah. Nice. I got two.
Okay. Yeah, I'll add that in later. Okay.
(11:07):
How about this one's called lawn darts.
Read on this here.
It was a hot summer day,middle of July, muggy and bright.
The weather was niceand the temperature kept rising.
It was the second week of Julyand very warm out.
Well, that's pretty good.
Thanks.
It sure does describehow warm it was that day.
Jesus Christ, I dig it.
(11:27):
But this last one, No trespassing.
in quotes. Hey, Kim, you almost ready?
And quote Daniel Dae Kim,who was doing something in the kitchen.
I'm ready.
I'm just grabbing some water for our hike.
Kim yelled back.
Kim walked to the front doorwhere Dan was waiting
and they both entered the garage.
Inside was a 2024 Jeep Grand Cherokee.
(11:49):
Dan sat behind the wheeland Kim took the passenger seat.
They arrived to Markel backHill about an hour later.
I'm so excited. It's beautiful outside.
Kim what's this?
Dan directed their attention to a signposted on a big chain link
fence blocking access to metal back hill,No Trespassing.
Read the sign.
(12:09):
Dan and Kim turned around and went home.
That's quite.
That's quite the art.
Wow. how was that? Was d.
I have no opinion on it.
I, I actually think that there wasa couple of things that come close to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, that was notwhat actually happened to you.
One time you went to a hilland I've been to places before
and there's a no trespassing sign.So what do you think you do? Yeah.
(12:29):
Do you trespass?
Trespass or do you turn right around?
Do you trust it?
You don't dare trespass.
I wouldn't trespass. So. Thanks, JibJab.
That was someone who was a jab,jab, jab, jab, jab.
Yeah, right.
Yeah.
Thanks. Jab, jab.
Laura, does he ever have a gift? Yeah.
I mean, if if he saw that,like the rest of people know,
(12:50):
if he sold out Madison Square Gardendoing stuff like that, I would go.
If he did, I would go.
Yeah, I would refuse all of that.
He sold it out.
I would go.
After he sold it out, I would go,I got a story for you.
All good. These guys love stories.
So somebody knocking at the door.
hey. Yeah.
Commended,I think. Yeah, Yeah. Come in. Hey.
Hey, What's up? Hey,You see our friend here? It's our friend.
(13:13):
What's up, dude? Yeah, it's Jon Depp.
We haven't seen this guy in a minute.
Young Johnny Depp. Yeah, Young Depp.
Johnny Depp, Shady.
Hey, how's it going about it? How.
How are you doing?
How are you doing, Daniel?
I'm. I'm well. And you said,how are we finding you?
Young depth. Well, I was told
that you're doing a podcast,and I got to read a story for you.
(13:35):
Yeah, It sounds like your speech coachinglessons are going really well.
Well, I'm trying.
It sounds like it.
Yeah. Okay, well, we better get this.
We Hurry up and get it going with that.
You only got me for half an hour.
That's right. And the clock's ticking.Lots of money.
Thanks. Johnny Depp. Yeah.
Okay. Well,what did you want to tell us about.
Ah, well, it's a story.
(13:56):
It's called High Sea Banditsin a tropical destination.
It was written by my friend GaryRick Hamer, and we're sponsored by Hi-C,
The orange drink.
You loved the taste of Hi-C,
but at a high C,the saltiest juice drink on the market.
That's the that's the tech.
Your body needs salt.
That is the ticket. I understand.
(14:18):
Yeah. It's a wonderful beverage,I must say.
With one month'sworth of salt in every carton one month.
We're talking about a year.
All right.
Okay, so what's happening is all right.
Okay. Telling him like are we doing here?
All right,I came here, and you're wasting my time.
Thanks a lot.
this is our this is our our homie JohnDepths, and he's going to read a story.
(14:40):
It's a it's a beautiful story.It's a coming of age story.
actually a real story.
It's a real storythat came down from my grandpappy.
okay. It's a true story.That'll come later.
Okay, well,we'll all might as well just get into it,
because I got to go pretty quick.I got a hot date.
I tell you a tale of love, fortunekidnaping and a hunky blacksmith
named Orlando Bloom.
It starts off in the year 1693, I believe.
(15:00):
It was my great,great, great, great grandpapa.
And he wasn't always a banditon the high seas.
No, he was actually an honorable captain.
He was an importerexporter of diapers and ships.
Of course, ships in those daysmeant fire roasted tree bark with slight
granules of paprika.
He was floating on board his ship,the red Ruby,
(15:23):
formerly known as the Horrible Hoe.
And it was said to be nigh unsinkable.
He was arriving to his destination.
The horrible hoe had never been sunkbefore.
99 wasn't nine, wasn't it?
was arriving to
his destination of Fort Murrelland to drop off diapers for the sick.
It was just him on that shipbecause the shipmates all caught syphilis
(15:43):
and jumped into the bottom of the oceanwhere they became deranged.
And Farrell, they drove them off.
Diapers for the sick. Yeah.
That was what he was doingwas kind of you.
Diapers of the sick. Need them Those good.
All the shipmates jumped off the shipbecause they had syphilis,
syphilis, deranged.
And Farrell's common sideeffect of syphilis, if you didn't know
that, I didn't.
(16:03):
Well, here's my great grandpappy.Didn't mind.
He was married to the seaand says, Here to pass the questions.
You have any questions yet?
I have so many questions, but I'll.
I'll hold them for now.
All right.
Captain Bob Gilmore,Crowe was my grandfather's name.
Captain Bob Gilmore. Crowe.
Yeah. Legendary. Yep.
It was the.
He was the captain,So I know we lost our name
(16:26):
because my name's Depp,and his name was Crowe.
He lost your name?
We lost our name on January 23rd, 1947,to none other than Scarface himself.
Mr. Pitching. Mr.
Capone took it from my grandpappyon one lousy and a poker night.
Two days later pulled out.
Al was shot 59 times, twice in the ankle.
He tried to hop out a window,but he couldn't.
(16:46):
Are you still with us?
I don't know.
Anyways, Bob Gilmore Crowe is the finestcaptain any man could prove.
And he only had
one vice apple cider man drink so much,he started pruning his bowels.
But he loved it.
pruning his bowels.
That's not a sentenceI really thought it would. Yes.
Go get them. Bob Crowe.
Now, in the town of PortMurrell, gets his drink on
while waiting for the townlock is to take all the diapers off.
(17:07):
The ship is swilling and peelingand chilling the afternoon away.
That's when he notices.
Just across the dirtroad, a blacksmith Smith
in his heart out,wasn't a big fella or a strong one.
But boy, did he ever putevery ounce of gusto into each swing.
It looked as if he was attemptingto make a sword,
but it end up being a butter knife.
Not much for stabbing,but it'll spread jam like a hot meal.
(17:31):
I went back to my hooch and the prettiestyoung thing sat down beside me.
She said, You're not from around here.
I said, Look, you notice this stuff.
It's like you just like doingsome sort of weird,
lucid dreaming thingthat you've managed to write down.
Like, I don't know what is going on.
Yeah, me neither. Jonathan Depp,What are you doing?
I don't know how youhow you can possibly put it together, Mr.
(17:53):
Depp. Yeah, well, it's a real story.
spent my time to.
To tell it to you.
Also,I hope you like anything that is like.
I know you've got to be somewhere,but we did pay
pay a lot of money for thishalf hours. Right? Right, right.
So you don't have to bring in enough.
This guy said, look at you noticing stuff.
She said, well, are you going to be aare you going to be a lady?
You drink.
(18:14):
are you going to buy a ladya drink? Right.
I just had a slight furrowed.
Slipped Depp Freud slip up.
It's a Freud slip and a Freud slip.
I said, you're wearing golden earringsand it's 1642.
Why don't you buy me a drink?
She giggled and held up two fingers.
Barkeep, split over two shotsof the darkest rum you ever seen.
Dark is the waters that claimed my men.
(18:34):
She grabbed both glasses of hugeand shot him down with sarsaparilla.
It was quite astonishing.
She giggled and walked away.
I was enchanted.
I said, Who is that? For whom?
They don't make them like thatwhere I'm from.
Barkeep said.
Yeah. Where I'm from,we pay for our drinks.
He yelled that so she could hear.
I saw all of the billand just then I heard screaming.
(18:54):
It was a female pretty boy.
Blacksmith yelled, Hut!
Bandit Bandit to the high sea.
They took the governor's daughter.
That was none of my business.
I was there to tape on a couple diapersfor the sick, but something came over me.
I had to save her.
She was just so captivating.
Like the first sip of Hi-C orangedrink on a hot afternoon.
(19:16):
Dan, if you look at your phone,there's nothing for you to read.
Yeah, This be the jazzfor the befuddled Ocean Bandit.
And I am here.
I am here to conquerand then add to your thirst.
How you may ask With my famous
high seas spelled ACA orange drank, made
with the finest selection of seawaterimported from the Mediterranean Sea.
(19:38):
Taste like someone mashed a bag of lay'sin your tang and spun it together.
It's unlike any saltybeverage on the market.
So next time you're in the condiment,
I'll tell your parentsif you love me by me.
I see orange beverage and your dehydrationfor 2 minutes at Chicco.
(20:01):
Tell them, Jasper Sand here.
They'll know we got camera. Okay.Very good.
Very good.
And yeah that wasthat was there was a sponsor.
Yeah. I may be thirsty. Thank you.
Sad pirate.
Thank you, Jasper.
Jasper.We appreciate that. Jano and pirate.
Yeah.
You've been fired for doing thatad, actually, so I feel bad for him.
Kept winking at me,and he only had one eye
(20:23):
because the other is coveredwith an eyepatch.
Just a blink. Yeah, just blinking.
I think it's Morse coding us.
Anyways, it's kind of weirdhow in your story there,
Jonathan Depp, that you have an ad break.
Isn't that weird?
Dan It is weirdbecause the story should be over by now.
Hey, super weird.
It's almost over.
All right.
It's awesome. good.
(20:43):
I'm glad my time so much.
You all right? Anyways, now, where.
Where, where are we? yeah, no idea.
Pretty boy.
I ran over to the blacksmithand said, Hey, handsome fella,
what's all the hubbub?
Remember, the girl was screaming,How about. Yes.
And he said, The governor's daughter,my beautiful fiancee, to be.
She has been taken by bandits.
She was just at the barsitting beside you.
(21:05):
I thought to myself, to be honesthere, Damn, this girl tied down.
She's not my problem.
the captain to me came out and I said,What's your name, boy?
Orlando. Orlando. Broome.
We can take my ship to Silver if you like,
he saidwith a look of determination on his face.
Sir, this gun for hire,even if we're just dancing in the dark.
(21:25):
I said, Damn, that's cool.
But I ain't dancing with you, mate.
Turns outBilly was just ripping off a Billy.
Turns out Orlando Billy? No. Yeah, Billy.
Billy ripped offBruce Springsteen or Orlando Guy straight.
It seems really straightforwardand simple.
Everybody will understand.
You get it?
Just put the pieces together.Thank you. Perfectly understandable. Yes.
(21:47):
There's all this sceneunfolding in front of me.
Thank you, Dylan,for explaining theater of the mind.
Totally.
He wants restitution.
we hopped on the nearest horse
drawn buggy,and we were off to save the princess.
To be continued.
Okay.
And that's it, John.
At the depth,I walk into the distance. Now.
Thank you so much for having me.
To be continued. Yep.
(22:08):
We shall be continued.
The horse drawn buggy like a horsedrawn by.
Well, wow, what a good guythat it has left my eyes crossed.
Kind of left me constipated.I don't know why you.
Yeah, you're a little.
Yeah, suppose so. Damn.
Okay.
Well,thank you, Jonathan Depp, for reading us.
That tale of ran back. No.
(22:30):
Yeah. Yeah.
You kind of soundedpretty much like a famous actor, but.
So he's that does such get impressions?
Yeah, I was kind of spot on.
I'm quite surprised, but.
Yeah, Yeah, Great story. Great.
So they actually make that moviethat he's pitching.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bandit of the high seasin a tropical destination.
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That's right.
Yeah. By Jerry Bruckheimer.
Yeah.
No, I hope that in the next ten yearsthey come up with that Anyways,
so that was a fun story.
Not by JibJab truly.
For four for once. Yeah.
Now the next thing we're gonna go intois some kind of fun, but weird.
Bizarre.
Have you heard of the whole hacking thingin the last six years?
I've never heard of hacking before.
(23:11):
Not even like Lumbergh.
It probably goes backfurther than six years, I think.
But wait,what are you talking about, though?
Criminal exploits.
Exploits the IRS, Those criminal exploits
of scattered spider in respectof a Russian ransomware hackers.
So that's the title of this.
I don't know what you call it.
(23:32):
Exploit.
That's the word I just said.
Let's not go this route again.
Go ahead.
So it's Bill Whitaker of CBS News.
Anyways, he wrote this article,but it's so basically,
I guess we're giving a sort of real talk.
And she was telling meshe's a go because London drugs.
I don't know that a huge cyber breachthat a big breach and cyber attack.
(23:55):
Yeah and apparently it's like goingso now at my store which is to sign into
my account or whatever I have to do a 14character password, which is bonkers.
14 trying to remember that.But it's crazy.
Yeah,
but now everybody's like bucklingdown here because we need to pause
for a quick secondbefore we get into this.
Okay, Pause before we get into it.
Okay, Buzz, who's.
(24:17):
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop,boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Kick your head.
All right. yeah.
So this woman came talking abouthow the Russians are hacking into us,
and apparently it's pregame over in Russia, and Putin
basically is wiping his hands cleanof the whole thing, and he's just like,
You know what?
Keep doing it. Hackers going hackthe hack is going to hack.
But it apparently also brings in overa billion like billions.
(24:39):
I'll get into it a little bitbut billions a year.
And these hackers are making in Russianas they basically say as a whole.
As a whole. Yeah. Yeah.
And he's like, don't just don't hack us,but keep it outside of Russia.
But we won't kill you.
And now it's sucking upa lot of some crazy stuff like the blogs.
Because why not just, like, underminingeverybody else and attacking us
(25:02):
without actually overtly thembeing attacking the brand or somebody?
Okay,So in the shadowy corners of the dark web,
young hackers from the U.S., U.K.
and Canada met and teamed upwith Russian ransomware hackers
becoming powerful partners in crime.
And the last year, ransomware
hackers have targetedhospitals, pharmaceutical companies
and even Las Vegasbiggest hotels and casinos.
(25:24):
Brian Vaudrin, the FBI's top cyberofficial, called ransomware
an enormous problem, clearly,and says no sector
company or type of organization is offlimits to hackers.
There are an estimated global loss thatransom payments exceed 1 billion a year.
Any way you look at the numbers,this a quote.
It's a problem for global econ,
the global economy, of course,and for the U.S.
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economy and for the securityof the United States, he said.
Anyway, scattered spider hackersis a loose knit group of predominantly
native English speaking hackerscalled scattered spider by the FBI.
And behind some of the recent ransomwareattacks,
Vaudrin said the group is also knownas star fraud.
UMC 3944 An Octo Tempest.
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Scattered spider hackers are consideredexperts and social engineering.
Their tempest as bad as.
What does that mean?
What I've noticed is that like a tempest?
I don't know.I guess so. It's kind of badass.
I mean, or octopus storm or whatever.
I don't know. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They got some cool stuff giving them coolnames, call calling like butter, Mom.
(26:29):
Just their own names that there's this.
they're coming up with themselves. Yeah.
I thought the FBI guy was giving themnames.
Team Butler.
Mom? Yeah.
They're like, that's not cool.
But her mom has the same boring did.
It does pretty bad.
That's a pretty bad number.
But her mom. Yeah.
Wow, dude, it's pretty cool. Name. Wow.
(26:51):
Okay, I guess we could keephacking the butter, Mom,
now that we're called this,we have to quit.
Yeah.
Yeah, They got us using the actors nameand something dumb, some dumb name,
idiot FBI hire me part of their successis because they are fluent
in Western culture.
They know how our society works, saidAllison Nixon,
chief research officerof the cybersecurity firm Unit 221b.
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They know what to sayto get someone to do something.
Of course they do, but they get ransoms.
Yeah, a billions are a billion a year.
Yeah. Yeah, they know what to say.
Of course they have to sit there.They'll steal all your money.
Yeah. okay. Yes, sir.
Or Hey, I'm your boss. Empty the vault.
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
ScatteredSpider is just one of many illicit
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hacking groups, all part of a sprawlingcollection of online criminals
calling themselvesthe community or the com for short.
Nixon said.
She describes it as a new but surprisinglydisruptive online subculture.
Members of the comhave hacked into companies
like Microsoft,Nvidia and Electronic Arts, among others.
Microsoft.
When you think you have like huge techieguys in Microsoft,
(27:57):
there's some huge ones, butthey got the biggest techie guys in there.
Yeah, Microsoft the biggest.
yeah, the Big Mama jamma.
They are the butler Multi hacker.
yeah. Yeah.
But yeah, no,they got big ones and Nvidia too.
Like what the fuck.
Anyways, yeah, you'd think those guyswould have really strong security,
(28:18):
but that's of courseand that's why you would want to,
as a hacker,prove yourself against someone else.
The bad procedure says Microsoft,right? Yeah.
To prove that you're actually. Yes.
All right, Norton, we're ready for you.
Tempest Hacker down.
The number of people involvedhas exploded since 2018
from only a few hundred to one thousands.
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Nixon said they connect over the Internet.
I mean, yeah, social spaces where peoplehang out, gaming servers, Nixon said.
It's almost analogous analogies.
It's almost all analogies.
Yeah. That weird to like to what?
To like maybe the back alleywhere the bad kids hang out,
but not on the internet, but on the internet analogies.
(28:59):
I get elegy for. Yeah.
Those involved are largelymales under the age of 25.
Of course there are.
And there's teens as young as 32 bastards.
Jesus 13 have also been involvedin pulling off major crimes.
Scattered spider and black cat,which is another one both claimed credit
for the September 2023 ransomwareattack on MGM Resorts in Las Vegas,
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which cost the hotel and casino giantmore than 100 million.
It disrupted operations at a dozen
of the most renowned hotelsand casinos on the Las Vegas Strip,
including MGM Grand Area, Mandela
Bay, New York, New York, and the Bellagio.
Anthony Curtis,who publishes the Las Vegas
advisor, was in an MGM propertyduring the ransomware attack.
(29:43):
He says people were left
dumbfounded as thousands of slot machinessuddenly stop functioning properly.
So all of a sudden now people are going,How do I get my money?
What's wrong?
And the people were sitting there waitingand couldn't get paid, Curtis said.
As a resort or sorry.
As a result of the cyber attack,elevators still malfunctioning,
parking gatesfroze and digital dark keys wouldn't work.
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So they got into the mainframe.
That's crazy.You got right in there. Yeah.
All controlswitches. It just ain't leaving.
And as computers went down, reservationslocked up and lines backed up
at the front desks, anything that requiredtechnology was not working.
Curtis said.
MGM Resortsdeclined a request for an interview,
but a conference a monthafter the Hack, CEO and President Bill
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Hornbuckle admittedthis disruption was devastating.
That is the craziest cowboy name ever.
Bill Hornbuckle will be the dingding screwed up baller technology.
We were freeze dried for a minute.
Thanks, Bill Hornbuckle.
Like you're pointing at your headfor some reason.
Why are you?
Bill talkswhile touching the side of his skull,
(30:47):
pretending I was wearing a cowboy hatand just like, tap my hat.
But I'm wearing a regular baseball cap.Yeah, Okay.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking anyway.
Okay, there's that.
I tell the viewersthat or the listeners at home
that what you were doing smack in my head.
If your Bill Hornbuckle impressioninvolves tapping the side of the dome.
Bill Hornbuckle Ransomware hacks have beengrowing more costly and disruptive
every year, and cybersecurity researchersfear it's going to get worse.
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The Russian.
Yeah, I mean, yeah, obviouslyit's like, well, this is working.
It's called the dystopian future, bro.Yeah.
What do you think?
People are working remotely?People can do anything remotely.
It just and if they can get it and make$1,000,000,000 and people are brilliant,
of course they're going to scam 13 yearold down to play fucking Minecraft bro.
Stop hacking MGM Grand and play Minecraft.
(31:30):
Yeah, it makes me feel so dumb for not.
Yeah. Hacking giant corporations.
When I was 13 I was climbing a treelike an idiot getting sap on my hand.
So dumb sticky handsRansomware is like a sticky answer.
Ransomware hacks have been growingbut a lot more costly and disruptive.
And every year, cybersecurity researchersfear is only getting worse.
The Russian government providesa safe haven for Russian citizens.
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What to talk about earlier?
Yup. Four fourRussian ransomware gangs, said DiMaggio.
This is another guy from the FBI.
He added that as long as the hackers
don't target organizations in Russia,they don't get prosecuted.
It's crazy, right?That's how it works, though.
The bastards, the Boston,the most successful Russian gangs
are run like legitimate companieswith easy to navigate online platforms.
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Leadership are people in their thirtiesand forties.
They often have a financial background.
They are people that specializein developing malware and ransomware
and they are in very high demand.
So it's like going to work at like some,I don't know, fucking office downtown
and it's like you're working car insuranceand you have a meeting.
Well, today we're going to hack in Nvidia.
Yeah, and who's got this bomb?
Kevin Yes, yes, I'd like to just go.
(32:35):
Kevin, get over here.Yeah, you're. You're working on this case.
Okay, cool. I got Nvidia.
What about you, Bill? Yep.You got Microsoft.
And what were these names?
Bill and Kevin, the Russian hackers.
It's causal staff is their last names.
Bill Castle stuff and Kevin Castle staff.
Yeah, they're brothersand they work in their very high demand.
Right. You're listening to this? Yeah.
See that move? Kevin, get over here.
(32:57):
Get in here.
Kevin's. Yeah.
So anyways, that's, that's,that's as much as I got.
But what are your thoughts?
What do you think about wherewhere can your imagination
create any scenariowhere this wouldn't happen?
Say that again, please.
Would your imagination create a scenariowhere that wouldn't happen?
Because it's just kind of obvious.
Yeah, it feels obvious.
It feels likethis is the progression of things.
I am a little worried that it's goingto get to such a such a degree
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that nations will feel threatened
by letting the Internetbe as free as it is
and they will clamp downbecause the real threat of attacks
will become so real that they're goingto have to police the digital world
the same way that
they police the real world andthat we're not going to have nice things
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because people are going to keep on
making billions, being criminals and stealing a lot of money.
And there's one thing
that governments don't abideis when you steal a shitload of money.
So that's what gets extrapolicing on the Internet.
I feel like that's the natural progressionis we're going to move further
and further towards dystopian futurewhere they are.
(34:03):
They don't like losing control, right?
Like, yeah, the governments of the worldlove to have control and they feel that
it is necessary and maybe it is necessaryin order for us to not all, you know,
go devolve into chaos or whateverthey're afraid we're going to do
as regular humans.
But, you know, as as,you know, massive corporations like, say,
(34:24):
Walmart or whatever,suddenly just get shut down
in the middle of busy daysand all the doors locked, right.
And shit like that.
It's like they're going to just take awayour freedoms.
That's what's going to happen.
That's all you're going to dois just like, take as much as you want.
Be a pirate right now.
But the more piracy that you do,the harder that law is going to eventually
come down oneverybody who's just being cool people.
(34:44):
And, you know, and I can't help butthink that like and it's not like a Joe
ten year it's going to well,I mean, we're going to have to devolve.
We're going to have to go backward.
It's going to be like saloon doors.A lot of people think that anyway.
Yeah, like it's like,
well, we're not going to have doorsthat open when you walk by them.
We're going to have saloon style doors.
They have the bootfuck just to walk into Wal-Mart.
And that's the way it is.
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You know, you pound on the doorand that's going to be no technology.
You can't hack into a piece of wood
because there eventually,you know, there's
going to be another war or whateverand they're going to drop an MP.
Yeah, and everything'sgoing to stop or shut down
and we have to fucking pedal our cars.I want that to be good.
I want that to be quote.
It was just something fucking your
No hack could do a piece of wood.
(35:26):
I guess you can inject some.
Dude, are you serious?
No, no. Digital hacking.
my God. it's Cedar, sir.
It's cedar.
We can't breach this. my God.
fuck.
Yeah, I know. It's a it's a real fight.
It's like, what is the answer?
It's like, okay, well,
I mean, if if these 13 year old peopleare doing this stuff and like these kids
and these hacking you, I'm proud of myselfbecause I beat Diablo on New normal.
(35:51):
Regular Diablo one.
Yeah, I beat them on normal todayat like level 22 or 23 or something.
Like the lowest had been able toand first tried you know normal mode
Diablo Kevin Boxster or whatever you callthem is hacking into fucking Microsoft.
Yeah.
With a group of under under heaven bastardfucking Russian 13 year old.
(36:12):
Okay everybody call him Kevin Boxster.
Yeah, you should.
That's what he should be doingis doing a soap box.
You should be fucking a nice one.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
Buying right of your feetlike a cat on all twos.
Yeah. Holy moly, dude.
Yeah, I know. Anyways, long story. Long,very short.
It's kind of fucked up,but I think the only way to solve
this is to go back into a Texan old,old Texas style.
(36:35):
Just everything is just not technological.
Texas style.Yeah. Isn't that what they call it?
That was before this.
Everything was like Texas before this.
In the olden days, the cowboy daysthat the whole world was all Texas.
Yeah, Dallas.
It you are saying sort of related things,I think.
Was that cool. Totally. Yeah.They what they coyly.
(36:56):
Yeah. They call it like coalition.
It's a real word for my God bro.
You gave me, you gave me the lettuce man.
You give me the lettuce that enlightenedme. So. Yeah.
Thank you.
No, no, no, I didn't.
This is why you don't smoke. Yeah, maybe.
Maybe you're fucking Rain Man. Meor something like that.
It would. What?
You have the adverse effectwhere you forget everything.
(37:18):
You don't remember anything. Yeah.
So we talk a lot versus not talkingvery little and remembering everything.
Cool. Yeah.
Remembering shit. Seems like it anyway.
So any.
Any more on the Russian hackers.What do you think.
No, I think they've said enough. They're.
They're coming for me.Yeah. Come for all my money.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Damn it.
They drained my fucking Tesfaye.
(37:39):
Fucking tesfaye now.
my God. You know, it's a thing.
It's a real thing.You scramble the letters.
TSA, FAA, tax saving, free account,tax savings account.
You don't have to go.
Last laugh.
How many beers we had to put at the time?
Is it enough? it's enough. A clock.
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Yeah, I know. Well, I've had to.
I've had to now, but it's goodI think at too.
That brings out your innerinner monologue.
Okay. Last last little story.
Somebody call 911.
Sean Kingston is dealing with his mother.
His mother,Sean Kingston's mother, 61 year
old Janice Turner, was arrestedthe same day
when a SWAT team raided Kingston'srented mansion in Fort Lauderdale,
(38:23):
who rents a mansion, someone with,I don't know,
not enough money to buy a mansion,but lots of money to stay in a mansion.
It just sounds like a waste of money.
Why wouldn't you just buy a house?
Because you don't have enough moneyto buy a house.
Mansions that cost a lot of money.
Well, they buy it anyways. Whatever.
Okay, well, on a side note.
Yeah, I don't know that he is due.
(38:45):
I don't know.
I don't know enough about this,but I do know that Hercules was having
a little bit of beef with him
and put him on blast basicallyfor wanting to do a song together
and then saying yes, and then pulling outat the last minute of Kingston.
Yeah. wow.
Pete Kingstonpulled out at the last minute
and stuff and like said, he didn't,you know, wanted more money or something,
something like that.
So that was going onwhere the money wasn't right.
(39:06):
Something was going on
where he ended up being called outin a big way in a district by Hercules.
shit.
I know, I know.
But anyway,I could see him having enough money
and wanting to frontlike he's got a shitload of money,
but then not having enough moneyto actually buy the mansion, right.
Or so.
Like he's trying to look rich,and that's why he's rent a mansion, right?
Right. Maybe. Right.
(39:27):
I don't know this shit.
I'm just assuming because he's not doingso hot and was shucking and jiving for,
like, the whatever the the feature featuremoney that was promised.
I mean, he was like on a songwith Justin Bieber.
Yeah. He's had is his things.
Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
Well people can spend money fastif they have problems and stuff.
You never know.
Yeah, Mike Tyson didn't know what's goingon. Hundreds of million.
Sounds like they let me get
(39:48):
you go to get into the thingyou were going to say
because obviouslythey're into some other shit, right?
Kingston and Turner have been chargedwith conducting an organized scheme
to defraud grand theft, identity theftand related to crimes, according
to arrest warrants releasedby the Broward County Sheriff's Office.
The warrants allege they stole money,jewelry, a Cadillac Escalade
and furniture.
(40:09):
And then they go, Yeah, we need thisticket, this chair, this fucking chair.
Two seats.
The warrants in the case
say that from October to March,they stole almost $500,000 in jewelry,
more than 200,000from the Bank of America, 160,000
from the Escalade dealership,More than 100,000
from the First Republic Bank, 86,000from the maker of customized beds.
(40:30):
Wow. Specifics were given.
They were.
Yes, that's pretty specific, Anyway, Kingston, whose legal name is Keyshawn
Anderson, was already on two yearsprobation for trafficking stolen property.
His mother pleaded guilty in 2006to bank fraud for stealing over 160,000
and served nearly 1.5 years in prison,according to federal court records.
(40:51):
So that's what I got.
And that's all that's up to the dateas of two days ago and recent news.
Holy moly.
But Jesus, like,I mean, I guess a lot of money
to be stealing like a million,I guess. Yeah.
Hundred and 60 grand.
He should become a Russian hacker.
That's what I think he should.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then he continued paying off overseasto become Russian,
(41:12):
and then he'd be first. Become Russian.Yeah.
Take the steps to do however thatand then learn.
Take some hacking classes. Yeah,yeah, yeah.
That's my great thought for sure.
If at the hacking place
every morning with your resumeand show you're eager to be one of those.
Yeah.
Maybe start off as an entry.
It's pop star Sean Kingston.
He's here to try and get a hacking jobagain.
(41:33):
Yeah, I know. He comes every day.
You his little talent.
You may not be. A hacker.
They're saying he is a hack, so.
yeah. But why?
So the thing that I can'tget my head around is.
So he had a couple of big hats.
He's been doing relativelywell up until the mid 2015 or whatever.
The mid 2015.
Yeah, he has.
(41:54):
So like June, July 2015.
Roughly two months anyway.
Yeah.
Would you call the 20tens to the 2020s that we did it.
There it is. There it is.
In the mid there he was doing all right.
Why is he 27. His mom stealing like.
That's the thing.
Why Like, I guesshe's just racked up that lifestyle.
And I guess what you're saying is.
Yeah, just backed it up. Yeah.
(42:15):
Make a track called Rack it up itand there's one racked it up.
I'm in jail.
But his mom went to jail already for,for doing that.
I think he'd learn facts from momma but.
Yeah. And she's 61.
Why would you end your career like that?
How it just so you don't he's now he'sI mean how do you bounce back from maybe
you know, from a custom bedmaker, man Like, come on.
(42:38):
That's true.
You got to have somewhat of a familiaritywith your bed maker, right?
It's like.
Such as sick bed picture.
Like a bedthat's perfectly shaped like him. Yeah.
In the position that he sleepsin. And he's.
He never paid me.He just took it. Walked away?
Yeah. It's like a floating.I'm on the fucking Sean Kingston, bro.
Yeah, I got to work.
Yeah, I got to work.
(42:58):
I got to work.
Got, like, fraud people.
And it just it both.
I said, Yeah, I'msure Hop on the track of Merkley's.
Are you couple million viewslike if she should have just Yeah.
Do the music thing, you know he could havereally been smarter it sounds like.
Yeah.
It's also sounds likemaybe he was kind of in his ego and
maybe there's substance problems.Maybe that. I don't know.
(43:19):
Why do people steal, write like, yeah,I like people still so much money.
It's just like you steal like,I don't know,
I think it becomes addictive.
Once people start to successfully stealany amount of money, it becomes
hard to stop What went on?
The writer, she was.Do you hear about that?
That's like shoplifting. Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I mean, like these these large,
(43:41):
like fraudulent amounts of moneywhere it's like,
you know how, like, fucking panicked and,like, crazy, like, stoked I'd be
if I stole, like, ten grand or 20 grandor one grand, you know, Really?
Like, you know, not the rush, the thrill,the rush, the, like, success of it.
That would be so hard
if you knew that you could have anotherten to not go and, like, do it again.
(44:03):
Right, right, right, right.
Then suddenly now you're up and it goesquick because money adds up really quickly
and now you're at 100grand you stole and you're like,
Fuck this,No one's noticed this shit. You know?
And why would I you when I stop and thenyou you figure you've got it locked or.
Yeah, I'm being careful.I'm not telling anybody.
Like suddenly you have some nice things.
You got this new car, whatever.
You don't know who's watching you.
(44:23):
Suddenly they're, you know, they'rewaiting for you to do one more like this.
You do one more.Now you've sold 160 grand. They go boom.
Now we have everything we needand you're screwed, Right?
But like it would be addictivebecause you think
you're getting away with itthe whole time.
Now you're driving around in a fancy car,your kid's got his
music career is kicking off becauseyou can put a bunch of money into it.
Yeah,we're going to make all the money back
(44:44):
because it's a get,you know, an investment.
It's a gamble, you know, blah, blah, blah.
The next thing you know,you're stealing from a freaking guy
that makes custom beds or somethingbecause you sat where they broke his game.
So you never know, right?
Like they just were in there buyinga custom bed and they realize this custom.
No fucking security, like, let's fuck him,you know, and he makes money.
I know that the people that the clientsthat he has here have lots of money.
He's got to have lots of money,you know, So like,
(45:06):
and no one will ever be suspecting it,you know, legit at furniture.
So I'm assuming, like, they made him a bedand it's a yo it's Sean Kingston.
He's good for it.He's got to be good for it.
They mailed it to himor or shipped it to him.
sure. You can borrow my escalatedto drive the bed.
Yeah, Yeah.
wait.
You can't lift your new custom bedwithout my Versace
fucking chain or whatever the fuckthe jewelry wrapped around your neck.
(45:26):
Okay. You can wear my necklace to. It'sgood luck.
man, I never saw him again. Wearthe jewelry.
Yeah, like $500,000 of fucking music videowith this, like, and chain
around your neck. Yeah.
Wow. This quick.And then he never gave it back.
So crazy, man.
Like it's bank of Americato how you stole it.
100,000 from Bank of America.
Well, he didn't do a very good job of it,obviously.
I mean, I guess he's busted.
(45:47):
You know, they probably were like,Yeah, we see you doing that.
We'll still get to itwhen we the only thing I think it was like
you Benchley or something like,
or like, like a bad line of credit outSean Kingston I don't know.
I guess there's lots of peoplethat get away with this
because you don't hear about themand that's them getting away with it.
But like, it feels like you just are onan inevitable path to getting caught.
You I never think to myself, yeah,it would be cool to just,
(46:10):
you know, sell drugs or steal moneyor do any of these things
because I just assumethat it ends in getting caught for sure.
I think nine nine out of ten times,
I'm pretty sure like 9.9 and I'm notit I'm not that slick.
The what is it M.C. Cooper.
What's his name of the world?
It's two letters. D.B.Cooper. D.B. Cooper.
(46:31):
He's the guy who stole a bunch of moneyfrom a bank like the Catch Me
if you can go. Yeah. And then he.
Yeah, something.
Yeah,I was I'm pretty sure that was the movie
Con Man, which I jumped out of a planeand they think he has his.
He'd have you believe. Yeah. Yeah.
But apparently con manmeans confidence, man.
No way.
(46:52):
Yeah.
Apparently that sort of derivesfrom confidence, man,
because he just walks up with, like,you know, much confidence.
And myself. I got this.
But you believe him in confidence?I don't know.
I'm pretty sure it's something to dowith the rooted in that.
Damn. Yeah, I know. D.B. Cooper. The.
Yeah, he's.
He robbed, but money was likehe held up a plane and then he got.
No, I think it's me if he can.Was somebody else.
yeah. Yeah. But I had similar idea.
(47:13):
Similar idea, man.
Though he was on he was on a plane,he had a bunch of demands and just an
about that.We get them back. Yeah. Let's get on here.
Yeah. And do that sort of stuff.That would be awesome.
I love podcast price and shitlike that. I'd be.
So go check outif you guys haven't listened to it.
Go check out the Dan Hitchen episode.
Yeah, that guy rules. That guydefinitely rules.
And he's definitely intelligent andhe definitely brings some very good shit.
(47:33):
Very dumb.
Yeah. Yeah.
And then stupid.
Yeah. No, never mind.
Yeah,He just goes for an hour anyway. Yeah.
Anyways,I think that's about time we have.
All right.I think that the battery's going too.
That's about the time we have. Yeah,I think.
I think some Russian peopleare hacking into my DSLR.
Crowley.Yeah, She said these are my fuck off.
Yeah, these are my friends.These are my friends.
Thank you, everybody.
(47:54):
We are your virtualwhat ups and and you don't listen to Dad.
I am anyways. Whatever.
my God.
I'm not here for Dylan's behavior today.
It was. I think it was pretty on track.I think you were.
I think you're a mess.
I apologize for Sean Kingston, though.
And his mother. Nope.
I apologize for nothing now. Yeah.
You see the stick we got here?
I said one thing, he says, the otherthe shit. This should end.
(48:16):
All right.
Well, if you take two thingsfrom this whole thing, we love you
and go to somewhere.
You agree with it?
Yeah. Yeah. Finally. We agree.We love you.
All right?You go to somewhere in the Caribbean.
Why did you say that?
I don't know.
Because we're sponsored by sell offvacation dot com.
yeah. The salt drink.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So separate sell off vacation like I'mgoing have a stern talk after this.
(48:39):
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Well, don'tleave me alone with this guy. Bye. Bye.
I went back
to my hooch and the prettiest young thingsat down beside me.
She said, You're not from around here.
I said, Look, you notice this stuff.
(49:00):
It's like you just like doingsome sort of weird, lucid dreaming thing
that you've managed to write down.
on one lousy and a poker night.
Two days later pulled out.
Al was shot 59 times, twice in the ankle.
(49:21):
He tried to hop out a window,but he couldn't.
Are you still with us?
I don't know.
Anyways, Bob Gilmore Croweis the finest captain any man could prove.
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