TrMF #023 – Barstool Sports - N64 Pick 5 Challenge, What is the BEST N64 Game of ALL TIME?

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Dylan and Dan reminisce in the nostalgia that is Nintendo 64. Inspired by the recent Barstool Sports: N64 Pick 5 Challenge, we go down our list. What is Number one? We ALSO get lost in the memories and talk about a bunch more games and experiences as kids with one of our favorite gaming consoles to ever grace this beautiful earth. 

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Episode Transcript

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Hello? Please. Hello? Please.
Hello. These are my friends. Hello.
These are my friends. Hello.
All right, All right.
I talked into my coffee mug.
These are my friends. Coffee mug.
I'm on brand hot.
How are you doing, Daniel?Excellent. Dude, How you doing?
I'm fucking pretty good.
Well, burnt out.Been busy, Yeah. A long weekend.
I went to a couple eventsand worked a couple of.

(00:22):
And worked a couple of nights. Yeah,with the radio station
I was hosting the charity hockeygame on Saturday.
Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
And then today we did the I did
Walk to Cure Diabetes TeaOne day, type one diabetes.
I think that's when you're born with.
Okay. I think. Anyways, I learned a lot.
You guys, you can tell.
Yeah, well, at least you were supportive.

(00:44):
Exactly. Yeah.I emceed that event as you were helping.
yeah? Yeah.
How did that.
How does that shake down?
You just, like, announce the next personor the next event or whatever?
Yeah.
So basically, I was just out at Lake,and I hopped up on stage
and I just kind oftold them the plan for the day.
I told them,I think everybody think the sponsors,
you just all that shit or do you haveI got a friend down? You got to.

(01:05):
I got to see you.
You had a script given to youand but like I,
I kind of like to promote a little bit,you know what I mean?
Because if you're staring at a scriptthe whole time,
your nose is down and it's less engaging.
It's less like less authentic.
Yeah, you just the I'd like, you know,if you listen to podcasts, probably.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah.These are my friends. These befriend.
These are friends.Yeah. What are you talking about?
Well, who said that make any sense at all?

(01:25):
These are my friends. Whatever.
Just make it rain.
Our business cards.
We. These are virgin radio business cards.
Yeah, it's even better. Check it out.
After the talk, we had to let that guy go.
Yeah, but no, man.
Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
But, man, some long days in the sun.
I am quite knackered.
Are you?
Yeah, So?

(01:45):
But I'm tired.
Tired but ready to go for a podcast.
I'm always ready to talk to my friendsout there.
Which are you? Hello. Hello. Hello.
Thank you. Yeah.
How about you, man?
Nice to hear you too.
Yeah. No, just chilling.
I went to a sick metal show yesterday.We kind of.
I couldn't believe it. I had.
I worked Monday to Friday,and then I had Saturday, Sunday off.

(02:06):
I felt like such a, you know,like a member of society.
I couldn't believe it.
I haven't done that very much at all.
I usually work weekendsand so it was like a rare Saturday
Sunday combo after I took advantage ofand went and chilled, even though it got
kind of like shitty weatherduring the middle of the day.
We still we went downtown
and I went to the moon under water to meetsome people for a birthday pub crawl.
Then we went on to another barwhere then the pub crawl

(02:28):
caught up with us without usknowing that they were going to be coming.
There's no way we'd see these guys again.What are the odds?
We like went to the bar where they came toand it was a funny little corner too.
Like off to the side at the Canoe Clubwhere we went to,
which was really niceall over Victoria, B.C..
Yeah, Yeah. Have you ever been thereWhere? There's like at the Canoe Club.
You can go in the main entrance
and then go down to the rightinstead of to the patio.

(02:49):
And it's like a little like seventiesstyle bar in there.
You're building this new club?
I haven't been to new, I guess it's called
or I don't know, it's downtownlike by very Village Swift.
Yeah. Yeah. That's a quick craft.
Yes, yes, I know.
Craft is like, right beside of the thing.
I know what you're talking about.Yeah, Yeah, we're doing.
We're trying to do a shout outfor doing the best. This is our best.

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I don't go out that much,but now I've been going out a lot more
and I love that little seventies duty.
I know exactly how tight that whole placeis. Tight?
Yeah. Yeah, I like it.
But yeah.
So we hung out there for a bitto kill some time
before the metal show at the Phenix.
And we went down there and saw some earlyblack metal and death metal and big grime
exhibits was playing, which I really like.
We've seen them beforeand really liked them.
And Gold Hammer,which I had never seen before,

(03:32):
and our buddy's band from locally hereempty us.
They're always good too.
So though, shout out to those local bandsand great way to finish out
the grime is from,I think grime exhibits from Seattle.
I think I might be getting that wrong,but I think so.
But anyway. Yeah,you know, really Good night.
Yeah, man. Yeah.
This weekend was killer, I have to say.
And that's the other thingtoo, that I like working at.

(03:53):
Like the radio station too, isI literally filmed the whole thing
and it's not like self-righteous way.
It's just like a super cool thingthat I'm thinking of,
like in, like, ten years I'm going to haveall this stuff of weekend's
film that I can look back at,you know, actually documenting your life.
Yeah.
Like it's like in been like, Yo, cool.
I had a dope weekend that time.

(04:14):
Go look at the video you don't know
and you don't mean in your own storieslike you would be deleting it, but
it's posted somewhere for someone elseand you could look at your
the event that you were mentioning.
Yeah. Yeah, it was great.It was a solid fucking weekend.
I always think that about peoplelike who who make movies and stuff,
you know, actors and people who act inshows like TV shows and stuff
like the People in Friendsor something like that,

(04:36):
where it's just likeyou can actually document,
even though it was fiction,you could like actually document your
your life and your timeand like have evidence of your work
instead of most people who just
I mean, you could drive aroundas a carpenter and be like,
I built that house and I built that.I've been with people who've done that.
That's really cool, right?And that is cool too.
But it's like there's an actoror something.
You could go to your pardon me,your repertoire of movies or whatever,

(04:58):
or I mean, it's MacaulayCulkin at Home Alone.
You look at all your albums, right?
You can kind of like the music.
It's a bit less of like,
I mean, you associate the musical timewith the time, but like with
with a visual aspect, with with video,it's like you actually are
documenting what you looked likeat the time and kind of creepy.
And then you are
and you can probably watch itand have thoughts like I remember
certain things from that time to peopleyou wouldn't otherwise maybe remember.

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Yeah, and it's a differentdigital concept, so I like it. Cool.
Yeah.
So it is awesome as a, as a careerpath in an art film.
Yeah. Video. Yeah.
Dude, I love I absolutely love it.
And I've been doing it for a long time
and it's finally kind of kicking inand he's good at it. My man is good at it.
Thank you.
I hire the guy. Come on.
Thank you. Yes, yes.
That's the next business.Cards are pretty thrown, Sky.

(05:43):
Keep sort of business cards.Nothing to do with Virgin.
Is the billionaire on the business card?
It sounds expensive. Yeah.
I should hire him for my shit.
$100,000 a minute. Wow.
Anyways, okay, cool.
Okay. Well, I'm glad to hearwe both had dope.
Last weekend's love to hear it, andSummer's coming and it's just start, man.
It's just starting.
Yeah.
I caught up with a with a friendthat I used to work with as well today,

(06:05):
and we got super break for this, so
hella, forgive me if I'm a little subdued.
Hey, whatever the reaper. It's cool, man.
It's your subdued.
My overdue Well, makesdo you know you just.
Dude,we just did make up a couple of dudes.
Yeah. Whoa, whoa.
All right, so I brought a listto your attention, and I'll.

(06:28):
I'll go first,and then can I just note a list?
I think I got off barstool sports.
My man over there was saying
his five top fiveNintendo 64 picks from a list.
Yeah, I couldn't find the exact listhe used, but nonetheless,
I found a list and
six list really, and got some obscure shitthat I really like on here

(06:49):
and that's the other thing too. Classics,I think.
So I'll tell you my list.
I was able to come up with a listand one of them is not on here,
but that's because probably nobodyhas it on their list ever.
But anyways, we'll do that at the end
because I'm curiouswhat isn't even on here that you like?
it would, it would. It would be.
I doubt you would know it.
I might see.

(07:09):
So number I'll start at number five.
My number five pick off this list is DidiKong Racing is my number five game.
Good call.That fucking shit is so much fun.
It is fun.
It was just fine.
And I love sandbox games where it'sjust like you can you know, you're nine,
you have popcorn and jolts, remember JOLTSand the big tin cans, the energy drink.

(07:30):
Yeah, yeah. 711.
Remember those? Yeah, for sure.
You just get hopped up on jolt. Yeah,Yeah. Just. It jolted.
Yeah. Super.
And then just stay up all nightwith your buddies
and then you're just playing.You're killing each other.
We just did the battles,and it was just good time.
Nostalgia. That's.
that's what you mean by, like, a sandbox
kind of situation with the battles,you know, with racing through a story or.
Okay, you're just killing each othera couple of times, right? Cool.

(07:52):
I've had enough. Let'sgo to bed or whatever.
You know what I mean? That's sweet.
Yeah, well,
to just to go back and forth a little bit,this I'm just looking at this
list as well.
I'm going to intersperse it a bit.Yeah. Yeah.
The the battle mode on Star Fox64 is what that reminds me of it.
Yeah. Yeah, it's really good.
I used to just wreck my friendswith that shit
because I knew how to do like the backward
somersaultsto get behind them and stuff like.

(08:14):
So yeah, it was that was really fun.
And then my friend Stephen, like, playedso well that he like, unlocked gold mode
through like all this shit.
And with it,when you do that in Starbucks 64,
you unlock in the combat modeyou can be just a little dude
like standing there instead of being aan hour wing flying or a tank rolling.
You can actually just be likethe little dude,

(08:35):
eitherthe either Pepe or Falco or Fox or Slippy
just standing there with like an armbazooka that shoots as well.
And just like little
just like I have a super tiny and it'shard to hit in six in Starbucks 64.
You look it up.
If you like everything you like,actually get to be a little dude
running around and jumping within.
You're so tiny running upthe little pyramids and stuff, man.

(08:56):
They don't make gameslike they used to, man.
That's so hubristic. Like it was.
It is good.
So, yeah, I can imagine the Diddy Kong
racing had I had somebody to play with,it would have been good to do the battles.
Yeah, I played.
I played with some other people.
But whenever it was that I rented DiddyKong racing, I just was playing by myself.
Just racing around.Yeah. Yeah. The racing sector.
And then what's your
you're not going to have a listbecause it's too hard for you.

(09:18):
Well, I'm just it's,
it's hard for me to decide when there'sso many fucking bangers on this list.
And I'm just going to quicklygo through this
because you've sent such a good list,
but I'm just going to kind of touchupon a few of them as we go.
But what's your what's your next one?Number four is Mario Party.
Any of them,I think Number. Any of them. Yeah.
Everybody. Three my party. Three did.
Yeah. That's the one that's on this list.Yeah, I did.
What's so special?

(09:38):
But number two is pretty just solid.
I don't know.
It was maybe one of the, maybe when theyfirst really got their shit together.
Many games downand maybe the mini games are tight.
Yeah, it was just one that I rememberhaving fun with because we rented it.
I remember my sister and I rented thatand it was super sexy.
And yet again, one of those gameswe just hang out, you just, you play.
It's like boardgame, like you play aroundand then you're like, Cool.
I'm down about.
Yeah. Murray, 33 is on this list.Yeah, yeah.
No low commitment.That's that's kind of my style.

(10:00):
Like leaving it to the ladies and shit.
Wow. Yeah.
What you what do you think in any, any,
any resonate with you kind of thatMario party thing number three.
Well speaking of like one on mylike 10th birthday or whatever
or just after thatwhen I had actually knows
it would have been before thatbecause I didn't own an N64 yet.

(10:22):
And one of my birthdayswe just rented an N64 from Blockbuster
and had all my friends over
and it was like one of the funnestbirthdays I've ever had.
We just played, we rented Star Fox 64and we rented Killer Instinct, which I'm
now seeing on this list, which wasreminding me of this killer instinct gold.
And we just fucking stayed up all nightplaying star fox and Killer Instinct gold.
And it was so much fun. Unreal.

(10:44):
That's how exciting.
Like, my actual birthday was excitingbecause we just rented a 64.
That's how hyped.
Elizabeth the new system coming out,those are all they fucking now.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, she's remember back in the daybut like.
man, like those.
Yeah.
Like I'm going to keep soundinglike a boomer, too.
By being, like, they just don't make themlike that, You know? They do.
I mean, I grew up, like, on a regular,regular Nintendo was just

(11:07):
what I remember being like four years oldplaying regular Nintendo.
Like Snazzy nes nes, nano nes,
like, actually like a lot of nesand then eventually nes.
Yeah, but that's why 64 was so hypedfor me at like age ten or 64 bit.
Yeah, dude, when I, I got it.
Okay, enough time, dude.
Yeah, that's awesome.
You've got to bring it up, like.
Yeah, no way not to say it all. Yeah.

(11:28):
And it's on the list on my top five.It couldn't not be.
I mean, I feel a little bonkers.
It's not on my top five this year.
Not everybody had that because
and I'll, I'll explainwhy I'm going to get more into it
because I'm going to be like,What the fuck, bro? But.
Well, did you ever play the earlierZelda's what, like before?
Before Ocarina.
No. for that NES and SNES?
No, I haven't. No. See? Well there you go.

(11:50):
Like I, I had like a huge Yeah. Like,but I fuck with that.
What was the first one for Switch.
The massive fucking game. Huge.
Wow. I can't remember.
Tears Kingdom is like deletethe latest one breath of the wild.
Yeah, that was insanely very good.
Yeah, insanelylike I was like, it's Zelda.
Which I like.I said, I, I enjoyed it. Dope game.

(12:11):
But it was never like a huge Zelda personand I played that once.
I was like, whatever, I'll give it a shot.
And then on that I sunk hours into it,
but I got one of the first switch systemsand it came with a classic problem.
You ever get the if you ever get the urgeto play anything retro?
I highly I probably read Ocarina or evenjust regular Zelda like the very first one

(12:31):
ever, the top down oneand then its sequel,
which was Link's Adventure,which is like a 2D side scrolling one
that yeah, I've seen very few peoplereally usually know about it, I find.
Yeah. Anyway, sorry. Yeah.
What was,what was the bug with you Switch.
Yeah, the bug with my switch.Was that like it was a ghost?
It was like a ghost.
It they called it a ghost voicestick thing.

(12:53):
I don't know.
I think it was just more snap your name,but maybe it would you start walking
it Would you start making, like,Phantom and joystick?
That's what it was.
And it was so incredible,incredibly infuriating
because it would be incredibly,incredibly infuriating
for me, really,Because there's this one place
we have to be stealth, like this onemission.
It'd be Super 12,and that's going to happen in Just Wander.

(13:14):
And I just wanted to get my ass beat.I was like, Fuck this game.
And then I stopped playing.
I rage quit forever and tilt it out.
Yeah, I literally rage quit forever. Yeah.
Anyway, so but anyways, it's a vibe, but it's not my list.
But number three, Mario Kart.
Mario Kart.
Mario Kart. Excellent, man.
Yeah, a lot of good times playingMario Kart with the with the friends.

(13:35):
It's not like I ever owned it,but we rented it at some point.
And I really liked the battle.The three balloons battle.
Yes. Yeah.
The exact same thing as Diddy Kong.
But like, better but better.
The other truly.
Yeah, exactly.
Like the Lego, Legolandand shit like that.
And like on top of a skyscraperand with the whole Mario Kart is the shit.
And then we spent Mario Kart againone day.
Hot damn good, dude.

(13:56):
And just did a gang of people overjust for my car.
That'd be sweet. Like,even the newer ones are second slot too.
But like the brand new onesI played at my buddy
Will's house before,and it's like, really good.
it is so far.
It's just those guys play a lot of smashpros, too.
It always is smash pros.
It's also like a really fucking sick one.I think it's on.
It must be on this one.
It's. It's on this for sure.
It's really good Notable list.

(14:18):
Only because I didn'treally get into the Smash Bros.
I never had it.
And I had a more solo experience of videogames, more
so than likeI played a lot with my friends
and I always really looked forwardto being able to play with people or watch
even watch peopleplay a single player game.
But like I, my experience is morejust like,
okay, chilling out, playing by myselfand whatever.
So I really wouldn't wouldn't be playingtoo much smash pros really by myself.

(14:42):
I did for quite a while, except with it.
But the games
my parents bought us had to be multiplayerbecause we're twin, so we always had.
Player two right?
You always have player too.
I mean, my cousin Bradand I played quite a lot
know,and my sister and I played quite a lot.
So I'm used to eitherwatching or having someone watch
or I would watch my dad playDiablo and stuff.
I read about this before where, you know,you have your hand on the potions.

(15:04):
Yeah, you have your like your handon the ones do. One, two, three, four.
I'm like, hit it.
Yeah I've got the little die a little bit
emails like damage to the board jobthat there's no dinner for you.
my God. Got to get my stuff back.
That's it. You're sorry, Dad?
Six. No.
Fuck. Yeah, but, yeah, for sure.
Definitely have to do a piece.What else? What?

(15:24):
What? Thomas, What else?
So number two. So.
So, so far I'm going to do a round out.So it's called calling number five.
Mario Party number four,Mario Kart number three.
And number two is Pokemon Puzzle League.
Okay. What? Pokémon Puzzle League.
Yeah. So I got a little bit of a storywith this one too.
A lot of people have these.
I love the niche game that somebody likes,like the weird one that,
you know, Ocarina of Time is obvious,but what the fuck is Puzzle league?

(15:46):
Yeah. Have you heard of that game? No.See, that's what I do.
So my parents like, so we got,we always got systems and stuff like that.
Been complaining,but we always got game systems like
well after they already came outand I feel like they did, which is,
you know,whatever would have been a rich family
and I'm not going to complainalso level games.
Yeah and it was it was totally chill.
So then I remember one one Christmas

(16:06):
we got Pokémonand it was like, me, my brother.
So joke you like we we saw Pokémon.
It was a big boxbecause the N64 boxes were huge
and we're like,Yeah, like Pokemon Stadium.
Okay, you thought it was Pokemon Stadium,which is a really sick game.
The dopest big fucking shout out.
Yeah, it's not on my list,but it is up there because of, you know,
nostalgia, but super effective.
It's super. Yeah. Plays my dreams.

(16:28):
I still say this anyway,so we're like, Yeah, Pokemon
that we like Unwrap more of the packagingPokémon Puzzle League.
wow. Y y y. Yeah.
It was kind of like, you know, like thefear is getting Pokémon Snap or something.
You're like, I mean, Snap's cool, butit's going to be cool for like a few days.
It's not going to be like Pokemon Stadium

(16:48):
where you could play itwith your friends forever and ever.
It's like the parents are like looking atyou like,
Do good,We got you Pokémon and Pokémon Puzzle.
You're like, for the show,it's literally like or like, Yeah, Tetris.
So you have to build.
It was really dope.
I have the eight bit whatever soundtrack,the mini soundtrack in my head
to this day, I can think of all the songsfrom that game
and it was basically like youand another player or you and a computer

(17:12):
were playing Tetris head to headand you could like when you made line,
it made shit to throw on the opponent,okay, Tetris and then to try to at them.
Yeah. And whoever filled their box lost.
So you're trying to kill itlike your box and keep it low.
So it didn't, you know.
Anyways, I played I mean Dr.
Mario is like that. Exactly.It's super fun.

(17:33):
And Yoshi, the original Yoshida,you know what that game even was?
No, all it was,was just you're like a character
like Mario Luigi at the very bottomand you just swapping the bottom two
tiles, you just going back and forth likeswapping, swapping the very bottom of it.
So that stuff that falls down makesmatches just like, kind of like darker.
Mario Right.
Yeah, it's just the game was just calledYo Yoshi, but that was it

(17:53):
and it was just regular Nintendoand that's all that Yoshi was.
Is this this time game? Yeah. A simplerfucking time.
Yeah, I really miss that shit.
But it was like, Yeah, I remember. Yeah.
So we got PokémonPuzzle League and was just like,
we saw Pokémon was like,you ever watch an episode of Simpsons
where Bartsteals the game from from there
to try and save and then he gets bustedand then he gets in shit.

(18:15):
He wants Bone Storm.
Okay, the story. But.
But it's like Mortal Kombat.
It's the shitafter everything's said and done
and we learned a lesson and blah,blah, blah.
And then for Christmashe gets a game under the tree
and he's like, And his mom's all stoked.It's like it's.
They told me it's the gameeverybody wants wanted.
It was Lee Cavallo putting challenge.
It's so good, so real
and it just his so realface is exactly me and my brother's face.

(18:37):
When you got PokémonPuzzle, he's just like, yeah, it's good.
Yeah. Because he's like,come on, we did it right.
There's like,you got puzzle puzzles, little bit.
But anyways, I digress.
It just turned out to be good.
yeah, it's it's fine.
It's nothing groundbreaking,but because of the
the memories attached to it, it'ssweet forever legacy in my mind.

(18:57):
And that's number two for me.
Just hours and hours and hoursof playing with my brother.
So Pokémon Puzzle, check it out.It's a dope game.
Like it's it's like I rememberwe found the Nintendo.
Like this is probably five years ago.
I mean, my brother just threw it in timeand we just got so into it
and we put Come on, Puzzle league.
Yeah. yeah. You're fighting.
yeah. yeah. We're not so into it.
We were like, Fuck you,fuck you in swimming shapes at each other.

(19:19):
It was a simpler time. It was a crazy one.
get ready. For what?I just say. Your way is not good.
That's exactly what it was.That's awesome.
And the number number one for meis Yoshi story, dude.
What? Yoshi story?
Really? Yeah, 100% crazy.
So yet again, it's the memories attached.
I think my cousin's a joke.
That was very boring.
Honestly, my sister really liked it,but I.
It's just the visual.

(19:40):
I played too much like platformer. I'm.
I just find it a bit easy,like a bit boring, but it is for younger.
Exactly. If you're at the right age,that'd be a game.
I was probably like seven,so you know, that would be perfect.
Yeah, I played it when I was olderand I was like, This games, whatever.
But I see her right there, you know,she story. Yeah.
And then I rememberlike we got it for Easter one one year
because she was able to play itat my cousin who live Vancouver.

(20:02):
So I don't,I would only go to Vancouver once a year
and then finally they got it for usand we were so stoked.
We play the shit out of it all the time.
And my brotherwas like slightly better than me.
So every time there's like a hard level,we take turns.
Then I'm like, Just fucking do it.
It's funny, I've actually like, neverreally, I'm just looking at this list now.
I've never actually played much of like,almost none on Super
Mario 64,like the actual just Super Mario 64 scene.

(20:24):
But I've watched Brad play the whole game,so I know the whole thing.
Like, I actually totally rememberthe jumping into the paintings and shit.
Yeah, it's so cool.
So like, I've actually seen that Wave
Racer 64 was one of their wave race,I should say was one of the first ones.
I remember that in the blockbuster,like playing Wave, Race and Blockbuster
on the thing on the screen,like Cruise in USA, Cruising, Cruisin USA.

(20:47):
I don't know if it camebefore cruising World. Probably.
I don't even know. I haven't played.
It's like just a car racing game.It was super fun.
I don't know, kind of.
I think Forza whatever.
Goldeneye I just got to there.
Yeah, Goldeneye is like was huge
that I actually know a guy in townwho's like a speed runner for Goldeneye.
He's got one of the worldrecords are like, the closest.
Yeah. For, like,beating the first level and shit.

(21:07):
That's insane.
It is insane. Yeah.
I want to get Kyle on here one day.
Yeah.
Chocolate taco,the creep pre docked at that game, and I.
That's the other thing too.
Like I had a really low thresholdfor not beating things
and obviously games back
then were harder and that's a proven factbecause games are shorter Right.
Apparently that's this is what I hearand you can correct me if I'm wrong

(21:28):
had be able to get more out of it.
Exactly.
Games were way harder back in the daybecause if you could just beat it,
they were short less value. Right.And then you just beat it.
It would be game overand it'd be done in a week.
But they made him super hard to practice,get really good, and last like a year.
Here's a good one.
Quest 64 I don't know how many peoplehave ever played.
QUEST 64 not mean it's really goodif you like an RPG

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kind of game, like Final Fantasy stylewhere you have to run around.
It was one of the first I ever playedthat was like
3D, where you're just a little dude,like a mage running around,
and then when it's your turn, you castcertain spells and you can like spec.
All your experience points into the fourelements, like Final Fantasy style.
Yeah, that's perfect.
Yeah, you choose your attack kind of,but it's got this 3D element
to the combat and stuffthat's really sick.

(22:10):
But mostly I just like I really lovegames, like where there's an experience
points building thingwhere you like Diablo RPG, right?
Like where you can build shit upbecause of Diablo and stuff
where you can level one game inthe leveling up is the best shit ever do.
Yeah.
To Dan, if you're like you feel likeyou're accomplishing it.
Just yeah, for sure.
I the one I can relate.
This was four Cruzan. Well, there it is.

(22:32):
Yeah, I think it was for NES calledMerlin's Quest or something like that.
Yeah. Have you heard of that?
No. Is that for real?
I would love to get like,emulate that or something.
It was it was like super odd.
So you obviously you, you,
you would be well aware of what,what it's like those virtual games
we walking around and like it'skind of like a quest sort of style really.
Yeah. It was simple. Merlin Something was.
It was Merlin Yeah,

(22:52):
it was more like my uncle, my unclewho taught English in Korea for forever.
And he lived over here for a little bit.Then he went back.
When he lived here for a little bit,he had his NES with it
and I remember playing it at his houseone time
and I was like,This is kind of dope, said Merlin.
Yeah, I want it.
Are we looking at up to see what that is?
But yeah, I'm just looking.
Of course there's Mortal Kombat here.
I remember I had Mortal Kombat trilogy.
that was what I had and I had for Brad.

(23:14):
And I played a lot.
Yeah, I had that one.
That one with Brad, who we had on to talkabout the alien for those of you who
are wondering.
But yeah,we played a lot of that back in the day.
And then, yeah, there's Cruisin Worldright there and so funny stories.
This is bringing up so many stories.I know.
So I got Mortal Kombat four and the reasonwhy I got Mortal Kombat. No.
Yeah,the reason why I got Mortal Kombat four

(23:34):
was because I got to sell as part gameand it was just just random.
South Park game.
If you ever played a 64 South Park.
Yeah, I didn't know they made them backthere as well and 64 South Park game.
And I am going to fully come out and sayit is coming out and saying it's so bad.
I literally criedbecause I spent all my money.
I was. I think it was.
And you're like a little too late, right?

(23:55):
But never valuable lesson.
It's never too old to cry.
But ten years ago,you said no, I was too.
You bastard.
Yeah, yeah.
No, I literally spent.
I saved my money and it was a city box.
It was pretty expensive.I just thought that would suck.
And I played it like I remembercrying like, this game sucks so hard.
Hard. Let's do that.

(24:15):
Matt Stone and TreyParker would love to hear that.
They made a kid crywith how bad the game was.
So and then I, like, literally went backand I took it home.
Track was local hometech show, showdown tech electronics.
They're still in business and they movegiven business there on Burnside
go down therethey're the shit guy's always friendly.
I'll fix your shit.
And he like he typically I don't thinkhe did too many exchanges at once.

(24:37):
It laughed, but he he saw how upset I wasand he let me just really he would.
And I got that when I got Mortal Kombatfor and I was like, Fuck, yes.
Fucking right.
That's way better.
do any Mortal Kombat. You cry so good.
Any MortalKombat game is better than them.
So cry, dude.
So it is what you get for choosing SouthPark over Mortal Kombat
in the first place.

(24:57):
Out. Our next one over here is like Castlevania
and the only Castlevania where I playedlike Simon's Quest or whatever
on the regular Nintendo. It's really hard.
Only playedlike a few minutes of it. Yeah.
Castlevania, Castlevania, Well,David Simon Time and Belmont are
Castlevania is like basically
your vampire hunters going after Draculaand his forces or whatever.

(25:18):
Yeah, basically like a little bit of ita long time ago.
But the best one of them, in my opinionthat I,
the only other one that I've playedis Symphony of the Night.
That was on PlayStation one,I want to say, and good Lord,
if anybody is a gamer of any sort,you have to take some time
out of your lifeand play Symphony of the Night.
It is the sickest shit.
If you like to build up your characterand you like a side scroller

(25:39):
and beat them upand like using magic and powers
and turning into batsand turning into mist
and like all the cool shit,it's the best fucking game.
So that actually I want to check that out.
You actually sound
you just going through Dracula's castle,trying to get through every part of it
and like,
this crazy shit that happens like halfwaythrough that, like, man, it's so sick.
1997.
Holy shit.

(26:00):
One The symphony of the night. yeah.
That's tight, though.I'm just really good.
I only played it a couple of years ago.It's really good, though.
Yeah, there's.
There's another Castlevaniaone on the Perfect Dark.
I remember when Perfect Dark was comingout, it was at the latter part of N64.
It was like the cutting edge.
Yeah, for the fans of Goldeneye and stuff,you know, to be able
to do a little bit more crazy shit,I, I think a new one's coming out.

(26:22):
I think I'm great. Yeah. that's cool.
I think anyone do.
Guess how much a copy. I knew itbecause I got a copy for P.S.
one of sympathy, right?
Goes for how much
fuckin minimum you're spendingis about $300 after shipping for a copy.
For copy for PSP. I wouldn't want to.
I never had that.I just bought it on Xbox One.
I just, like,ordered it for 20 bucks or whatever and.

(26:43):
That's the other thing you've gotis probably a bad habit.
But I mean, not for like,you know, earthbound, obviously.
Yeah.And that game, they got an original copy.
No box, no expensive.
It's like 500 to a grant.
That's no box.That's just the cartridge. It's wild.
But I'm one of those peoplethat like me, my brother.
When we get into games,
we're like,okay, we're going by the system
and we're gonna buy the gamesand we're going to play it

(27:04):
the way it was meant to be played.
And that's like, Have you ever playedZombies Eat My Neighbors for the Sega?
I know, but they're so tight.
Looks really good.It was such a good game.
Heard of it looks sick.And so me, my brother got a game.
Just everybody'sto say just to play the game.
The game is like a hundred bucks.
And we got Mario Kartfor the Super Nintendo
or that It was more than just the NintendoSuper Nintendo.

(27:24):
No, I don't think there was a maybe it was a Super
Nintendo is really goodfor Super Nintendo too.
It's almost as good as 6400.
So good. wow. Yeah, we and we bought it.You bought it.
Okay,we have to switch over the thing here.
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That's the way I keptmyself. Cool. Was really hot.
And then it was cool.I see You used to just do that.
I thought you just did,right? No, no. okay.
Okay. Back to the list.
Where were you?
I was just looking down this list,and I saw Kirby and the Crystal Shards,
which was so sick, knewI didn't like that one either.
That's the only Kirby gameI really played.
And it was fun, because even as you'regoing through the side scrolling

(28:27):
game of it, you're getting throughby choosing which kinds of enemies to eat.
In combination,
you can eitherjust attack them and kill them
or you can swallow them upand take their power.
So you could have like a fire oneand an ice one and then shoot like,
I don't know, boiling water or whatever,or you just see what it does, right?
Like you could have, like, fireyou on the nose.
Boiling water.Yeah. you. you mix up. Yeah.

(28:48):
you combine them. Right.
Like so you could have likeyou could pick,
you could eat a metal guyand then eat like an electric
and then you have thislike electric taser sword or whatever.
And so like, okay, so that started.
Yeah. So I remember it was hilarious.
You like, I was like,I wonder what ice and electricity is.
And then he turns into like a fridge andshoots food out everywhere that heals you.
He's like,so crazy all the different shit.

(29:09):
So yeah, it was awesome.
You can eat like homemade thingsand like shoot homemade fireballs
and like all the cool stuff.
So half the fun of the game was justtrying to eat combinations of stuff
while beating the game to see what weaponyou feel like getting good with.
Yeah, like what style of Kirby do you feellike what power you want to use?
So that that was really cool.
I just rented it and remember,my sister really liked that game.
So there's Pokemon Stadium,which we said, Donkey Kong 64.

(29:32):
Which, yeah, you know what I just heard?
You know, it's super funny about thatDonkey Kong 64.
Just the fandom just got reignited recently
because somebody found by accidenton their like ten hour playthrough
that they were doingjust like playing Donkey Kong 64.
They just randomly ground pounded a spotin the bushes and hit like a banana switch
that made a bunch of bananas appear orsomething like that where they could like

(29:55):
go find more stuff in the gamethan people knew existed.
Like nobody had foundnobody had found that switch yet.
So all of the 100% complete runcrews are now
void of all of everybody's speedrunall the records in the world.
It all yeah, all the records in the world
are now replaced by 10 hours or whateverbecause he's doing his 100% play through.
That actually includes 100% because hefound the secret switch no one had found.

(30:19):
So somebody hid that way back in the daywhen they made Donkey Kong 64,
not knowing that no one would ever find itfor fucking 3020 years, 25
years, whatever.
And then that's pretty cool.And then they found it.
And now everyone's doing speed runs again
to try and get their speed run to be firstbecause it's like reset now.
So this whole industry is just like thiswhole game.
Fandom is just reignitedbecause someone found a switch.

(30:39):
I was like, is that that's that is sick.
I would be causesome people spend a very long like days.
my God, like trying to get this.
It's a passion, it's a hobby, you know?
It's like anything. You trying to bethe best dad in the world.
Imagine it having all that voidand then void now.
But they have purpose again. They're like,Let's look and played Augie Kong again.
They like, they're happy,you know, like on the top of the building.

(31:00):
And he's like, wait, you get a phone call?
But wait, let's start.
I live again.
It's my wife home?
No, there's like 10% more.
Donkey Kong, 64, I guess that's cool, too.
Yeah.
You get like 102% completionin that game or whatever.
But yeah, so that's justthat's the power of video games.
And just like now
somebody finds a secret that you hidand then it's like back to you.
Like Hawk is bad for itor did you like it?

(31:22):
I never played it, really.I played it like a bit with my friend.
Like once I think I just sort ofdid the battle mode or whatever.
All my friends loved it.
I never got the appeal of it,but I played it.
Rare replay, like rare, you know, rarelike banjo kazoo, you know, games.
You do it fine.
I never really playedthose too much adult, but Donkey Kong,
I played through it where it wasthat rare as well.
I think you maybe get a rare where coinin the Donkey Kong arcade game in there.

(31:45):
Yeah, but anyway, that podcast on Fridaywas the hype was because it was so adult
and everybody's like,I remember when you're kids
and you're playingpushing some boundaries.
Yeah, exactly.
And it was so taboo or whateverthe word is,
and it was just like, but even for meit was like the smut didn't
overdo, like kind of,it was just kind of like, not lame.
It was fine.I don't want to get on it too much by.

(32:06):
It's like, wow,there's a squirrel with big boobs.
Nice, but and there's another onethat's not on this list.
And then I can tell why.
Had you ever played Hexham?
dude, absolutely.
I still own it on Steam right now.
I have a hex and, and like Curse ofthe Old Gods or whatever the hell it is.
Dude, I like, I have like a bunchof the expansions and stuff.
Like the game is rules.

(32:26):
I played that game I borrowedfrom a friend I always just get to.
They couldn't really beat this one part.
I couldn't be just one part.
I only everget to the Egyptian part at the end.
Like when you get to the pyramidsand shit, like in there
you're finding the Anubis looking guysand the Scorpions.
I just got bored at that point.I both times I played it.
I get bored at that point,
but you got to show me becausegetting out of the first part is so sick.

(32:49):
Like it's just like this, like mansionor something or what is it like?
It's inside, it's courtyard or something.
It is in like a medieval area.
And like the way that they dothe old school
first person, like limited graphics,medieval is pretty awesome style.
Yeah, it's pretty nostalgic and coolif you if you like that sort of shit.
I think I would not like the gameif I could figure it out.
But we never had it forever.
I really couldn't past likeprobably literally like 2% of the Heretic.

(33:12):
Really Heretic. Similar thing.
No, like that. Basically doom,but medieval.
You're like a mage.
that's like, it's really dope.
Yeah. Yeah,I want to get in it. My N64 fucking.
man, It's good.
Yeah, I see Ogre battle in herethat I rented once.
That's like a tactics game. It'skind of cool.
Miki Speedway, USA.
I also rented at one point or ownedI can't remember, but Miki Speedway USA
is like the Disney version of DiddyKong Racing or Mario Kart.

(33:34):
It's actually really sick.
And like, I remember having so much funwith the Disney Racing.
Yeah, making everything. Speedway USA.
You play in all theyou go through all the states racing.
Coleman is Coleman's great adventure
Konami or what do youwhat do you like to that very very right.
123 up from the bottomit's got like an afro dude on it.

(33:54):
Coleman or go Amon Yeah I don't knowhow of a G Yeah go man Great adventure.
I don't know that one never played beforeplaying it.
Pokemon Snap right beside itthough. Fucking fire.
I never played Pokemon Snap too much.
Just in the blockbuster or like in the inthe Zellers or whatever the hell it was.
Like I remember at McDonalds
where they had the N64 isI don't remember that too much.

(34:16):
Maybe I only remember itbecause I used to live in Castle Ga,
which is in the West counties,which is like up. Really.
Yeah.
For as we do not always live in Victoria.
No I, I don't know that. Yeah.
No dude yesterday was Goonies.
That's probably 9 hours away. Crazy.
And there's a place called Trail.
You've heard of Trail?
Yeah. Yeah, that's.
That's a controlled b c castle,Garth Tiny.

(34:36):
But the trail is just an hour away.
Okay, We'd go to McDonald's there,and they had a fucking N64 with Big Deal
and four different games,and we'd always play
and everybody's greasy fries, fingers,fucking big hands, girl over it.
But I mean, like gross.
I remember playing like,Eat my Happy Meal and running to get
I can go play that for you playedlike super Super Mario 64 and
sweets other shit Yeah I I see paperMario in here which is also really good

(35:00):
as far as like level upkind of RPG is like such a sick RPG.
Yeah.
Another play played Mario RPG.
Now I want to actually but yeah.
And they rereleased it for the switchapparently Mario RPG that would be Yeah
and I want to play that again and ZeldaMajora's mask What a stressful game.
It's very good.
I like it a lot, but I don't wantto play it anymore because it's just

(35:21):
basically the entire time.
There's a three day counter counting downall the time and the moon is crashing on.
It's like a scary move. It's really scary.Yeah, Yeah.
And it's just constantly getting closerand the music's getting more intense
and like, things are happening andchanging and like, it's kind of intense.
Every day becomes a game.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm having traumatic flashbacks now.
The moon leering down at me.

(35:41):
Any game that's not on this listthat you want to write.
Rahul You know, it's a crazy gamethat's like it's the four game cube
actually, that I don't knowif anybody else played,
but it was a game that I really likedcalled.
I think it was Spartan,Total Warrior, never heard of.
And you're just a Spartan dudeand you're such a badass.
You're going through killing all of theRoman and Greek mythology things and

(36:04):
like fighting tons and tons of soldiers,and it's such an arcade,
kind of like slash or beat them upgame that you're just like leveling up
as you goand getting better weapons and stuff
and just fighting your way through lifewars of like
hordes of barbarians,three Roman soldiers.
I'm like, Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, it's like a super bad ass.
Basically drive by in the combat. Yeah.

(36:24):
And the combat was so much fun because ofall the parrying and stuff you could do.
You could always likeif you block the timing
properly, you like you stay alive,but you have to be good at it
in order to move forward.
And moving forward throughit feels super good.
So yeah, Spartan, Total war.
This was total war. Total Warrior.I don't remember.
That sounds like a read game.
So just super ending in my headfor the M6.
yeah.

(36:45):
D When you're flying around
in a spaceship,it's really hard to fly around
as Superman in the first level,but if you just skip that shit
and play the verses mode, then that'swhat was so much fun for each other.
You're playing in this weird,floating, flying submarine spaceship.
Yeah, dude, that was shooting each other.
Yeah, that was really good too.
Yeah. And that and what do you call it?
I just remembered something by you sayingthat, like, what was it?

(37:06):
when I rented that at the same time.
So I'm associating it,I guess I rented the Superman game.
I also rented Xena fighting gamelike Warrior
Princess, Xena Warrior Princess,like Mortal Kombat style.
You play as the charactersfrom Xena Priest.
You could be Herculesand his little buddy.
It were.
Whatever his name is,I want to say I remember his name

(37:28):
from the show Kevin Sorbo Show.
He had his little buddyand Xena had Gabrielle as her, like,
sidekick or whatever,so you could play Xena
and, like, throw the Shamrockand you could play
as, like, the devil, basically,because he was like, the end bad guy.
And like, you could play forthis was part and Victoria
or this was for N64, this was for.
And so yeah,you could play a fucking fighting game.

(37:50):
I didn't care to watch Xena.
I watch the credits, bro.
We should watch Xena.We should react to Xena while I'm down.
That would be sick.
And Hercules do Xena and Hercules.
That would be a sick thing to watch again.
I haven't seen it in so long.
St theaters, 3000 style and and CONAN.
CONAN. But I watch any of that.
It was.
Wait, no.
Sinbad That's what it was with Sinbad.

(38:13):
And then I rememberwhen I was a little little kid,
there was a CONAN cartoon that scared mebecause I remember I remember this thing
that was like a lava river camerushing in and, like, wiped out this witch
that was like,the evil villain of the episode.
And the lava receded, and there was justa skeleton of this chick laying there.
And as like a
like a young, like four or five year old,I was like, really freaked out by this.

(38:35):
I remember like being afraid of lavaand afraid of skeletons and shit, like
and my parents were like,Maybe we won't watch CONAN the Barbarian
in the morningbefore, before we watched Barney,
I remember it was like,honestly, like Barney and then.
CONAN And like Sesame Street.
I'm like,why am I why is that lost in the mix?
Like, this is like a harsh barbarianmedieval show.
You're not going to bed it.

(38:56):
I want to see the lava. It's coming.
You remember the show?
DRAGONFLIES No, it's a trippy, nostalgic.
I want to watch dragonflies.One dragonflies.
Yeah. It's like in an alien landscape.
And they like the the main characters arehave, like, Dragonfly wings.
It's based off of the,
you know, there's the winged dolls,I think, or something like that.
Or maybe it was like the fairies,the nineties fairies dolls.

(39:16):
Now I just really dating myself nowbut like so I can
they were the I guess the boyversion of that shit was like dragonflies.
dragonflies with the same. Yeah. Yeah.
So if you look at dragonflies cartoon,they had like this sick fortress
that they would fly up to.
So sick. Yeah.
You could like shoot them off andthey like spin and they spin up in the air

(39:38):
as Lily and as a kid in the ninetiesgetting one for Christmas
and he opened it upand went right into the fireplace.
The girl, a little girl or whateverit was right in the fireplace.
It's so hilarious. Yeah.
Just instantly, just so funny.
Just incinerated her gift.
Few seconds just went off on a nostalgiatrip there. I guess.
That's cool.
Yeah, that's what it about, man.
That's why I was like, check this out.

(39:58):
It's a good list.
It's good conversation starter aka.
Yeah, dude fucking.
And if we're going on like anything,I mean, we'll do
I think we should do a PC list for surebecause that's another thing, man.
There's so many good PC gamesthat I've played the fuck out of.
Like, I don't even want to start there.
I mean, we took a few of them,but on record it's Diablo.

(40:19):
I've said this I think plenty of times.
So that's like that is not just PC,that is.
Overall, I'd have to share that one withStarcraft and maybe subsequently Warcraft.
Yeah, and I'd have to share thatwith say Counterstrike, which are some
so long into I'd have to share thatwith fucking all this N64 games
that I just mentioned.
I spend a lot of time gaming in my life,which I'm really not too mad

(40:40):
at, you know, due to the experienced many,many things that way.
And it's literallyso he had to keep saying it's
literally a proven factapparently like it helps with reaction.
Yeah.
Like the reaction timeor something like that.
See, I'm a little slowbecause I didn't play enough video games,
but I mean, like, reflexes.
Yeah, but my fucking nerding outwith playing Zelda more games people.

(41:02):
But yeah, Diablo is my number one pick.
I just,I just didn't say this last podcast.
I'm pretty sure I just said last podcastthat I just went through Diablo one again
and like Diablo. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
and then but yeah,
we have a little bit of a retraction.
Re redaction redact reduction, breastreduction traction.

(41:25):
We got a breast reduction.
that's too bad.
Darn it. Correction, Bob Marley.
Not Bob Marley. Bobby McFerrin.
Yes. Did not offer himself.
Dude, you.
You're so convincing. Like,I really thought he did.
I was so convincedI knew he was still alive.
I was like, he's dead.Someone told me that.
I even said it in that episode.I knew he's dead. And like.

(41:46):
And then I remember, like, editing.I'm like, Why do I say that?
You know?But it was dead. The power of suggestion.
Yeah. I mean, I was just like,I'll just agree.
But yeah, know, he's still kickingand bopping and toe tapping away.
But I'm glad to hear it.
You know, you said, don't worry,he was happy with what was done.
He doesn't worry. And he be happy.
So what we said in the last episode,if you listen to it,

(42:08):
which we all know you did,is he the legendary myth?
Yeah.
Represented a myth or didn't represent?
What's the word I'm trying to say?
I perpetuated.
Yeah. There you go.Thank you. And I apologize.
The myth was thathe was super depressed when he wrote.
Don't worry, be happy.
And then he did the unthinkableon a living thing.
Left the world.
But he did not do that. In fact,he'll continue to happen.

(42:30):
Continueto spread his joyful noises to everyone.
And as far as I'm he's a gifted musician.
He's not trying to make funand he's in jeopardy.
DAY Well, he's going to be happybecause he was.
But he's still among us. Yes.
So anyway,that was the stress reduction of the day.
Nice.
Nicely done.
New segment.
Yeah. Yeah, It's Cece.
Anyways, is there any other N64

(42:53):
shit that we want to rapand toe tapping to S.O.S.?
Why don't you change your tap?
Fuck, no, man.
I'm sure that there's somethat I could think of, but we went.
We went along a rabbithole of different video games.
We touched upon other things,like other games as well.
I remember there was a and Nintendo usedto just like regular, regular Nintendo.
They would just reskin a gamewith whatever was popular or whatever,

(43:14):
because I'm pretty sure that nobodyset out to make a Goonies game.
But there is a game that I playedThe Goonies two
and it's got The Goonies pictureson the front of the Nintendo.
My dad never played the first one.
I've never seen it.I only have The Goonies to it.
And then I play this game and it's like,there's just
nothing really at all, almost to.

(43:35):
To signify The Goonies at allor the story.
We're just kind ofgoing underground and stuff.
Maybe I'm wrong,
but there's like a cut scene in thein the game
where like the of four tele or whateveris like saying some shit to you and stuff.
But other than that,I feel like it was just added in it.
Just something the rest of it isjust so you're using like a
yo yo to bop criminals and stuffand it's like how is this Goonies at all?

(43:56):
I don't know.
Maybe I just didn't get to the end where
there'd bea treasure ship and stuff or whatever.
But I didn't see a thing that had to dowith anything to do with Goonies,
and they would just reskinthe game as whatever they did.
I think that was common practice.
I never played that game,so I can't quote on that.
It's pretty sweet common practice thatthey would just be like, What's hot now?
Okay, make the game about it.
Yeah, like this way
Air quotes, which you won't see,but let's make a game about it.

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And it's just like, well,what makes it this game?
Like there's a, there's aI can't think of any.
Well,it doesn't matter, but I mean why not.
I guessthey call it underground treasure hunters.
Or if they called it The Goonies,we should look for it.
There's like,
I guess Star Wars is a good exampleof like making good games,
even though it's likefor a different franchise.
Star Warsgames are pretty much always awesome.
I played this one and I wish I found itand it's so I'll have to like

(44:44):
come back to it so I'm not boringyou all with the details. Me thinking.
But there's a Star Wars game for PCand the way I got it, it was a burnt copy.
It was a pirated copy,but I was not the pirate.
I had a neighborwhen I lived in a complex long time ago,
and he threw it out his windowand he's like, Hey, play this game.
It's dope.
And it was a Star Wars game.
That's cool.And it was just totally nice, strange man.

(45:05):
And he was like really 35.
And me, my brother were sevenand he just said, Play this game, guys.
And he threw it out his window.
And then we played it and it was tight.
It was for the PC.
What was the first person?
It was a first personand you could get a lightsaber.
I think for me,
and you're
mostly this like laser gun, I'mpretty sure I know
it's like a shadow of a vampireor something like that.
I played in a PC gamethat was first person,

(45:26):
usually where you could shoot, playedstormtroopers.
Yeah, and stuff.
It was like.
And so I remember going to the cantinaand I remember a lot of droids
and to think that I anyways,and you could shoot the little tiny
crawler droidsthat would go on the ground.
Was there a bunch of B.S.
surrogates? Probably so, yeah.
I was the oldest one that I ever played
was called Typewriter, and it wasthe first time I ever got a joystick.

(45:48):
We like use the joystickto fly around in the typewriters
and it could be an imperial gunboator an X-Wing or whatever.
But in order to even get into the game,I have mentioned this before, but
even to get into the game,you had to open a physical, do a tang
and look through a printed bunch of sheetsthat had like symbols and stuff
that and then translatewhat the symbols were on the screen

(46:10):
that this guy would give you.
There'd be like an imperial soldierlooking over a desk at you
and it's like, Enter the code.
And it would be like in order
to even play the game, you had to go like,crack a fucking code to get in.
So I'd be like, Dad,can you help me play typewriter?
Be like, God.
And crack open the Stewart saying, Look,you're here through this
to get into the Imperial fucking Bayor whatever, to like, get a ship to fly.

(46:31):
And this is like 1995or some shit in 1996.
So like, yeah, and playing around,once you get in there, you could like
actually shootlasers and blow up like other bombers.
And I never had the pleasure. Yeah,it was great.
It was just like a flight simulatorkind of thing for Star Wars.
But there's been a lot of good Star Warsgames.
We'll definitely have to do a PC sizedwhatever you separate

(46:52):
from from N64because that that's what I played.
Yeah we're we're wandering big timebut that's okay.
4 hours.
Good so many get into I mean I just barelymentioned Star Fox and the multiplayer.
I love going through regular Nintendo.
Sorry, going through regular one playermode star Fox.
I barely touch that dude.
Just playing the actual missions.

(47:14):
Yeah, like just playing the game.
It's a great game and you can beat.
I love itbecause you can beat it in like a day.
Like I love gameswhere you can just rip through it
and beat the whole fucking thing in a day.
And yet it's still fun enoughthat you want to redo it again
a different way or play the multiplayerif you get that bored of it, you know?
Yeah, yeah. It's really good.
Like still would hold up.
I'm sure.
Multiplayer and Super Nintendostar Fox is similarly good.

(47:36):
It's kind of like makes your eyes
bleed to look at because it'sjust a lot of flashing polygons.
But you if you can handle it, it's like
pretty much the same as N64 star Fox,where you're just behind the hour
wind flying and shooting lasers and shit.Like how dope is that?
But that's all you need in a videogame, is it?
Being a spaceship and blasting shit?
Yeah, that'sthose are some of the best games.

(47:57):
And that was literally like it showsmy attention span or what have you.
But that to me was likeI went through campaigns
or whatever you call it, like in general,like once in a blue moon.
But come on, Jordy, like I never did.
Tony Hawk typically.
Never did.I know you only with other people.
Really? Yeah.

(48:17):
Like campaigns and shit like that.
And like, I never went through.
I just.
I like, I like games that you can just,like, play and fuck around a little bit.
But then I've obviously a lot of games.
Look, I mean, unlike boy fighting gamesand racing games are so cool to hop in
for a second, but eventually you have tobecause you have to unlock shit
and you do thatby advancing through the game.
Sure, it's just trying to give you purposebut play the game.

(48:38):
I was like, but other than like, yeah, I'mjust like, I don't know if I can hop
in a game, shoot each other fucking pieceout, trick my whole life game.
I'm sat slam, you'll play some Goldeneye,
I'm fucking cell slappersonly I probably was like 13, that's all.
Hopped up, fucking thrown the controllerat each other and shit.
Why are we giving you and your brotherjust break into physical fights?

(48:59):
Stop it.
You're looking like playingthe fighting game where you keep
tripping the guy and over and overand he can't get out of it
and he's just like,shoves you in real life.
Like, stop it.
Yeah, Just button mashing in your skin.
You're not even playingyour level of rage.
You put the controller down and even play.
Yeah, just funny.
And then they won't letand they won't stop it
because they're like,as soon as they let you get it
and you're fucking going inand you're doing it to them.
Yeah, it'd be sweet to play some games

(49:21):
on a stream or whateverbecause I have like old systems and stuff.
Like there's a game called Cabal
that I don't know how many people know
regular Nintendo stylewhere you're just to commandos.
Like if you play with your friendor you just by yourself.
But what you play is way betterchance of winning if you have two of you
and you can just all it is is likeyour commandos are at the very bottom
and you use the joystickto move the guy left and right,

(49:42):
but you're also using the joystickor like not the joystick.
Sorry, the
the d-pad of the regular Nintendocontroller to move your armor around
and just shoot like Army menthat are advancing on you
from from the backgroundor whatever to the foreground.
And so you just like aiming your armoreverywhere and killing as many army do.
Wait. Yeah.And dodging bullets with you, dude.
So you don't get killed in, like,rolling through them and stuff
and picking up stronger gunsto shoot down helicopters and like,

(50:05):
it's just an army game
where you just advance forward constantlyand it's so much fun to play Every player
you made, you play a toy soldier gameor whatever, like the soldiers are.
No, you know,
it was like you're like little movie smallsoldiers of sick that wanted to say no.
But yeah, but I think you're likelittle like, you know, the Green Army man.
Yeah. And you, like, go around and you'relike, in a house and you're like, Shoot.
Yeah. Like,I remember playing at one of my friends.

(50:25):
I never had it, but I can do like saying,yeah, you're like, on the frying pan
or whatever. Like, can.
So is there any MREs?
Okay, let's let's wrapthis podcast up with any MREs.
There's so many.
I mean, this isI don't know if I ever hear some bad game.
I like Pokémon Puzzle League, though,so I think my threshold is like it.
You could give me the same shit in a bowland call it soup.

(50:46):
Well, actually, that's like, comfortable.
Yeah, it's quite horrible.
But if you had to pick right nowone game, that was a total mess.
A with my God. A with Jesus.
I don't know.
Another
big fan of sports games for the most part,but the unpopular opinion.
yeah, dude, I thought a podracing putter isn't really good.

(51:07):
What am I talking about?
Everything is fucking awesome.
Duplicity on 98. That yet again.
That would probably be on my listif I thought of it.
Gantlet Legends.
I almost forgot to talk about a rule.
We just a bow for God on with legendsplaying N64 that game fucking rules
do like so good any any systemI've ever had for the next level.
90 nines on that game on the bigBC ferries they had the gantlet Legends

(51:31):
have played so much on the ferry.I think we talked about that at one point.
Probably that is we're bound to repeat ourselves for I'm
say apologize if you you guys can callso you know you're allowed to reach out
and say what's up to us.
That would be really cool actually, if youjust, you know, call us on our bullshit.
Hey, you.
We could learn how to.
Yeah. Stuff this stuff repeated here.
So being incorrect shit all day long and you know my bill

(51:52):
because it was still the time.
Okay, well, if there's anything elseyou want to wrap up with,
then now's your chance.
But if not, for some reason, my phone.
A side note.
Did I say this thing about my phonealready?
No, I. No, I was just talking to you.
Like, for some reason, when I go to textsomebody now, if I put, like a couple of
periods, it's happened several times nowand I don't know why it lips an ellipses.

(52:16):
You have like these ellipses, ellipses,whatever it would.
Whenever I would go to writethe next text or have like a blank space,
the next suggested thing at the topwould be all capitals maximum.
And then next thing,
if I click that would be threatand the next thing would be warning.
So I'm I'm like, What?
Why is my phone suggest that I saymaximum threat warning.

(52:39):
It's like a triangle in an exclamationmark.
I'm like, is the air in my phone like, isthe android trying to tell me something?
Is he trying to get meto send maximum threat warning to people?
Why do you think that'swhat I want to say?
Why is that?
The predictive text for my next thing?
And when I was looking at maximumas the like left hand choice

(53:00):
to say something,the next thing over was I
and the next thing overwas malfunctioning.
I'm like, What?
What is there?
Like row is 20 and being tryingto get out of your phone and I'm
saying, Dude, I'm like, thisthis shit is going down in my phone.
Like it's like trying to send me messagessaying maximum threat warning
and like, I malfunctioned, like,for like an alien problem

(53:21):
or like I problem with speaking about itor climbing out of my android.
Congrats. We've been we've been kicking itlive for a year.
Hey, do you get that?
Our firstfirst one that we made officially,
we had a couple on YouTube before that,but officially our first audio,
we were going for about a yearbefore we got real testing the waters.
Yeah,and then we got real about a year ago.

(53:43):
So I also. An entire year ago.So yesterday.
Yeah, these
my friend started two years agobut our podcast got real a year June 6th.
So what was that Friday tweeted.Well congrats.
Yeah yeah. Right, right here.
Well, there we go.
That's a year of the yeardown your your holes.
And for those of youwho have like stuck around
with us for that entire time,you fucking rule, dude.
The holiday friends, man. Yeah.

(54:04):
These are kind of you to give your timeto us and your attention to us.
Like, we're just, like,meet some bozos sitting here yammering
on about the old good old daysor whatever the fuck.
What if?
But if you guys enjoy hanging out with us,
that's really sickand it means a lot to us.
Thank you. Yes, thank you.Thank you so much.
So this one's for you.
This one's for you.This one's for you. They're all for you.

(54:24):
Yeah, actually, I. What am I saying?
Yeah, they're all for my friends.These are my friends.
These are my friends. All right.
Peace are doing peace. These.