TrMF #024 – Sports Stars Who Suddenly Vanished and Were Never Seen Again, and the ULTIMATE FLAG QUIZ with Tristen Moriarty-Lyttle

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We got another FRIEND in the Studio... The CANADIAN BASKETBALLER Tristan Thompson himself!!! Wait.. Hold up... i mixed that. The CANADIAN FLAG MASTER Tristen Moriarty-Lyttle Himself... same same; just as cool, we promise. 

Tristen is a long-time homie and hopped on the mic. He knows flags people... just wait till you hear his knowledge. It's cool, trust us. THEN we discuss “Sports Stars Who Suddenly Vanished and Were Never Seen Again” like Bison Dele and John Brisker to name a few. Its ACTUALLY quite terrifying. These Mysteries are Cold but this podcast is HOT. 

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Okay. It's crinkly. We are. We are.

(00:02):
We are live Bingo. Bingo bank. We are.
We are live.
How much we are alive Roomdo I got it so alive.
It's beautiful.
Well, hello, Tristan.
We have our friend Tristan today, andI've never had a big broken in my face.
Whoa, whoa.
The heck you haven't.spinning at the mike.
Tristan Thomas Thompson.Yeah, that's nice.

(00:23):
You know, it's a different guythat we went to high school.
Well, that's cool.
okay.
Just trying to throw off the creeps outthere.
That'll stalk you, right? That's right.
God, studio microwaves buzzing?
It sounds good.It means we're cooking in here.
Ray said, maybe. Yeah. wow.
They can't get enough of them.
All those people are cheering.Yeah, Yeah. You've heard that.
They did. Yep.
If you've heard that before, it's timewe recorded some new laugh tracks.

(00:45):
People.
There's. This is getting creepy.
It's like a necromancy at this point.
It is 90% of the people you're in laughtracks on TV shows, they're all dead
because it'sall they have is like canned laugh tracks.
And never thought of that until now.
Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
Is your singing Voices of People dead?
Sonic Necromancy is black metal as fuckif just open up a black metal
album with just laughter.
Do shows use laugh track still?

(01:06):
Is that a thingor does that band? They do. They do. Yeah.
I think I'm watching that currently.
I should tell Thatjust shows how much I pay attention.
It is almost like a white noise. the show.
Yeah, the whole show is just white noise.
Gunshots, fire puts me to sleep.
But anyways, these are my friends.
This is our friendTristan. We're happy to have them.
What are you doing in the episode today?

(01:27):
When the heck are we doing on the episodetoday, my man, for asking?
So what we're doing is the flag quiz.
We got the flag master self.
What do they call the high schoolflag mast?
That's it.
When someone needed flags,you know, he would flag it, finally.
Someone needs years.
get like two wrong at a ten.
And, you know, we'll see.
So I'm going to see how this is going towork is I'm going to describe this line

(01:49):
for it's just because I don't like peopledon't kind of have a chance of playing
Yeah, no.
And then after that, I got some sportsstories that we're going to talk about.
So disappearing house crime a little bit,but it's like it's like
famous NBA players that have disappeared.
Fox that have disappeared facethe Earth just gone down.
Yeah. I got a story of the fifth Beatle.
Did you know there's a fifthBeatle like the band?

(02:11):
Yeah,there was a fifth Yoko Ono and God, no.
Yeah, You've heard of it.
There's a dominant. that's it.I guess you skip over that.
You've heard of Yoko Ono? Well,that's what we want to talk about now.
For some reason. One last thinglet's talk about.
Go ahead. Anyways,that's the that's the intro.
And one more time to pray with you.
All right. Did you.

(02:32):
okay.
So we're into the next one.Yeah, I know. We got four.
We're going to use the shitout of these three or four sounds,
two of which are fart noises. Yeah, yeah.
Just two different damageto this 50% sound noises.
Those are just farts.
Yeah.
we have no need for those buttonsor manual sound system.
Okay, so we have four to the douche.
We get to the slidequiz. I'd say so. Okay, let's do it.

(02:54):
How is the screen over there?You see everything I can see?
Tristan Thompson. Sweet.
Then you're on the right page.
So I got a PowerPoint set up.
I made a PowerPoint this year. This guy.
Okay, so this is like, number one.
I'm going to describe it.
So it's straighthorizontally, yellow, white, red, blue.
It's got a green triangle sideways
on the left,and it's got a moon with four stars.

(03:16):
That is.
So I'm going to give the people at home
five people at home are shoutingright now.
They're yelling at each other.
I know they know exactly which one it is.
Marty, having trouble with the first one?
Well, it's the flag of like the circus.
I'm sorry, whatever country that is.
Jesus Christ. Look at this thing.
Barnum Bailey. Don't even say the country.
Now, I'm going to get in troublefor making fun of their flag.

(03:37):
I have seen that.
I can confirm. Yeah, Countrified for sure.
It's not Cuba, is it?
No, it is not.I'm not supposed to be guessing.
Okay, John, a clue.
Do on a clue. Yeah, sure.
Okay, let's. Let's.
Let's have the clue.
So clue on.
Is it a country in East Africa?
Does that help you at all know?
East Africa. East Africa.
Okay, people, yellow, white, red, blue.

(03:57):
Just go ahead.
Just go ahead.
If I had to guess, I was going to sayMaldives, but I know that's not right.
That's okay.
That's not right.
The answer is, Yeah, Comoros.
Comoros. How do you say that?I don't even know how to summarize.
I've never heard of that place,so I feel extra dumb.
I like, I didn't go.
I never even heard the name of this place.

(04:18):
Yeah, I think the last name of the.
I couldn't tell you eitheranything about it.
I can put it on a map.
So really, it's an East Africa, actually.
Well, I'm glad I can tell my facts now.
So you go up there?
Yeah, it's hot.
I've heard. Yeah, it's warm. Real hot.
All right, here's going to do. Boy,you know this one?
Okay, I'm going to think so.
I would think so. I'm. I'm like 90% sure.

(04:39):
So it's a blue flag.
It's got a red stripe going diagonalacross it, and it's got a yellow star.
It's very simple.It's yellow, blue and red.
It kind of looks like there's a hot dogwith a big wiener in the middle.
yeah. You know, Well,we can't see this country.
It's going to be Islamic.
Yeah, This is the one where we alienatethe entire planet systematically.
Flag by flag.

(04:59):
Awesome. Well, the stars and stripes.
Red, white and blue. Watch this one.
This one looks like a clownmade it to the country.
It's just my logo, isn't good.
Is okay.
What do you think?
But you think I've got toguess now I can read it.
I actually read it already. okay.
So do you know this year is the DemocraticRepublic of Congo, right?
Nailed it. Bam!

(05:19):
He knows it's to the RC.
It's drill.
So much drama in
the DRC is from or something like that guythat screwed everybody over in 2011.
Yeah that big beast.
Yeah, I think so.
I think the thing was down a while
and that was yeah, it'sthe 11th largest country in the world.
Really? 11th largest country in the world.
Yeah. Really?
Wow. yeah, I did. boy.

(05:40):
Number three. So it's a big blue flag.
It's got like a white sunand it's got kind of a sand color orange
going diagonal and a straight cutanti-aircraft laser beams and a white.
Yeah, white. All right, all right.
Yellow in a white beamshooting from left to right.
Have a guess.
And if you need a clue. And we got him.
It was a clue.I mean, people at home, I mean.

(06:02):
All right, fair enough.
That's good thinking. That's goodlooking at it.
The territory consists of 29 coral atollsand five islands.
It's a country in Oceania, like Ocean.
Ocean had no, I love that whole scenario.
And you realize what you were saying.Who are you?

(06:22):
Because you have friends.
Get offended with the pronunciationstarting to rethink this.
This whole thing here.
Do you have I guess I want to sayI want to say Marshall Island.
I don't look at the Marshall Islands,because I don't even know where that is.
Where is Marshall Islands?It's in East Africa. Dating.
dude, of course.
That's why I don't know. I got a blindspot. Is it?

(06:43):
she's okay.
All right, so we hear this.
Okay, we're on flag number four.
We got cocky.
Rocky over here Knows this one hierarchyto figure this one out.
So this is.
It looks exactly like the American flag.
It's a red, white and blue.
And it has a blue square in the corner,and it's got red and white stripes.
But then it's instead of stars, it'sgot a moon and a sun

(07:03):
where the starswould be on the American flag.
But everything else looks the same.
Was the clue. Well,yes, the clue. The clue.
The clue flight for flightfor this country
achieved independenceon August 31st, 1957.
It's a flag and a date sky. Yes.
Under the no flags?
No, not date, No history. History.
I know that.
It's also the plane that went missingis from this place, too.

(07:26):
There's a plane from this country, right.
That disappeared off the map.
Just spooky shit. Yes.
Malaysia. Yeah.
Kuala Lumpur stared down the answers.
yeah, he got it right.
He got four right.
Three route. sorry. Two.I don't know. That's good. I can't hear.
The other sound is the statue.
here on that. Wow. man.
cleverness. This.
Okay. Okay, okay.
If one's wrong, one's right.

(07:48):
that's not a plane. That's a screen.
Wait a second.
that's going to be for nobody.
Because this is a video. Yeah.
What he did, That was perfect timing.
He changed the slide that we can seeright on.
On B with the horns. Yeah,It was really cool.
He had to be here.
He's learning new stuff, figuring out whatthis whole podcasting thing is.
He's never listened to one before,but he's definitely made a few.
Now you guys can see, Okay,so this leg, it's black.

(08:10):
Okay, Red.
Green.It has small white stripes in between.
It's horizontal again,it's got a blue triangle sideways
and the bottom,the purple there, that's not part of it.
I don't know what it is. A bumper.
You're blocking it for us, but not him.
That's. yeah. Oops.
it's okay.
He going on, man. It's okay. It'sall right.
I know what it is. So I knew.
okay. Jill, you might as well bein a different room right now.
You can't see this.

(08:31):
It's a landlocked country, is the clue.
and it has a population of 12.7 million.
Million or 1,000,000 million people.
1 million?
You know what the answer is? Yeah.
I think it's South Sudan. No.
Nailed it. Nailed it. No.
All be nailed it.
Daniel Sweet. I read wrong.
no. You say no.
I thought he didn't know

(08:52):
I was looking over at the page thereand I thought, Yeah, okay.
Seems to be a little disconnectaround here.
Flag number six.
Flag number six. It's a red.
So it's redand it's got a perfectly like third
black line going down the middlefrom left, right, horizontally.
Yeah.
You know, this one's nice flag.
It's a Trinidad and Tobago Tobago.

(09:12):
And Trinidad nailed it. Yeah.
Well,did you say it backwards, though, Dylan?
That's how what it says on the driver'slicense.
No, no.
that.
Now they're very seriousabout which one said first.
You're, you're.
Dude, you're insulting the Trinidadianshere.
No, not the Trinidad and Tobagoand Trinidad.
And the other ones.
And. And the other ones. Another man.
Jesus Christ.

(09:33):
Jesus, Bill, we're killing it here.
We are eliminatingall the potential countries
worth of peoplethat might decide to listen
to a few nations from that countryuntil they're gone by the thousands.
Yeah, okay. We'll be in droves.We're hemorrhaging people.
The history fact than it isthe southernmost island in the Caribbean.
Do you know that?
They do not even let you knowthat this is the last one, too?
Okay? This is for all the models.This is sick flag.

(09:55):
Look at that flag.
Okay, so I'm describing it.
It is red triangles on left to right.
And it looks like a canyonopening up to an ocean with a sunrise
or like lookingbetween your legs at a sunrise.
Yeah. If your knees red, red shorts onand you're looking
just like hot dogs for life.
Yes, it has legs. It'sso hungry for hot dogs.
Get them a hot dog.

(10:15):
Hot dogs.
And it's got a sun on the water andit's got like white sand and it's black.
The descriptionsare going to be very difficult.
Yeah. For anybody. These clues. Yeah.
Not help is crazy to do a visual exerciseon the audio, but we'll do it.
Yeah.We're taking this to new levels, man.
We're breaking the fifth wall site,and let's not a wall in sight.
We're not going to teardown. No, no, that's right.

(10:36):
What is the fifth wall? The roof.
The floor? This isn't the floor.
Yeah, it's just no structure left.
Just setting it open. Brasfield.Do you know this is.
Is it Antigua and Barbuda?
You are right, Jean.
That's insane.
That's crazy.
Known for the reef linedbeach is the site of historic Nelson's.
That's a sick flagthat is too sick to go one and boom!

(10:59):
Nailed it.
Three. Wow.
Does that was it.
That was good.
Well done. Damn.
So I think you only gotyou only missed the first one.
The first one.
That first one got me,got you all screwed up.
Got me all fucked up as a tough one.
Double t you got y'all messed up.
Just knocks.
Really fucked it out for me.All right, well, that was my only game.
Swear on this ride.That's not a lot of fun.
I know there's a lot of children.

(11:20):
Actually, it's this for the church,
so I never get to read the sickclassroom George Bush style.
Yeah. So?
So sorry. Stop The children in Tobago.
Children into bed. Okay,So that was a fun game.
I'm glad you participated.
What did you think of the gamethere, Daniel?
No comment. Okay. Thank you.Thank you. Thank you for the comment.
I'm impressed with Tristan's abilityto recall flags, that's for sure.
Yeah. Six and six out of seven.

(11:40):
That's like 92%.
It's a pass.
I am 4/5 and nothing higher.
Yeah, there you go. Nothing higher.
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(13:09):
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All right, so giving us that bag.
We're getting paid. We get Talia.
All right, well, we said it. It's okay.So that was a fun game.
We're back into it.
I had to switch a little bit,
but I'm sorry to all the countrieswhose flags we offended.
Offended?
Like 90% of Africa.

(13:30):
Yeah, it was just too bad.
All right, so we got some sports starswho suddenly vanished.
We've got some sports, true crime,and we've got some cool stories coming up.
The Rising, but tees brought one, so I'mgoing to pass the mic over here to TNT.
What he has to tell uswhat for true crime goes
hear about in in 1994

(13:51):
the World Cup was held in North Americabetween it was like Canada in the U.S.
and there was a guy who played on Columbia
who his name was Andre Escobar.
I think Snoop.
No, I remember.
I don't think he was that bad.
If I'm being honest. No. The Olympics.

(14:12):
No is the World Cup.
It's like essentiallyone of those shitty World Cup players.
It was like the Colombian team was, like,very good.
And the they were playing the U.S.
US was like,they're not really that good at soccer.
And they so they're playing each other.
Guy ended up scoring on his own net.
Wow. in the World Cup they ended up losingthe game because he's Cardinals. No.

(14:33):
Does that happen often?
Not often.
Like it happens like like guys will scorelike I mean, if it deflects off you,
if you tried to block it or somethingand you rifled it into the
net like he, like starts cheering fuck.
Right. shit.I'm wearing the yellow jersey.
Damn it.
Every time you did so much,I No, he like so
it wasn't a and it wasn't like intentionallike he wasn't being in.

(14:55):
Yeah, but so that happened.
He scored that up, losing the game.
Some say he was being an idiot.
He. Well, that's some Pablo Escobar.
He was an idiot.
But a month later, he went back to come into visit family and stuff.
Right.
And he went to a club with some friends,went back to his car in the parking lot
after four guys rolled upguns, bang, bang, shot him in his car.

(15:19):
No more Andre, You know,and people are thinking that it's
cartel relatedbecause I guess at the time, like Pablo
Escobar'sprobably had some money from fuck.
So as a month later, dude, hold a grudge.
yeah, dude.Like, soccer's a big deal over there.
Soccer's here. Yeah.
Yeah, like like that's,
you know, growing up as a kids in theslums, like, that's all you really do.

(15:40):
So is that.
Is that just like,what they think happened
or is that been proven?
I believe that it was like membersthat were of the cartel
and they're kind of like, well, like, youknow, it was a cartel one plus one, too.
Yeah, Yeah.
He's a simple math.
But like, yeah, so he, like collectively
lost them like millionsand millions of dollars with one movement,
like they held a grudgeand wanted to kill him.

(16:01):
And I think that's a stupidand childish and hilarious that.
Yeah, sucks for him,but God damn guys grew up too heavy.
Yeah. my God. Happened.It hurts like lose.
No one wants to lose the Americans.
Like, no. I mean, yeah,he wants to lose to them.
Yeah. Like we really aremaking friends out here.
We just got to. Yeah, we're like,ten or ten countries.
Yeah, that's.
The U.S. is definitely now pissed.
Yeah.

(16:21):
Canada's the best candidate.
The greatest football team of all.
We're number one.That's what everybody says.
Yeah, like, I've heard that once.
It puts everybody I trust me,everybody says that, especially in Europe.
They say that yeah, Canada number one.
Look out.
Unreal. Unreal. So yeah. Okay.
That's a spooky stories.I read that answer.
Yeah. Yeah. He just. That's very spooky.

(16:42):
He got, he got off too,because of the deflection.
That's rough.
Because of the goddamn game.
I mean, probably cause a lot of money,too. Yeah.
I mean, like, isn't it all just a gameyou have to kill because of the game.
Damage over the game. fuck.
I just lost the game.
Five yearsnow, dude, I will one day win that game.
It's so hard to win that game.
I don't know anyone who's ever won it.

(17:03):
Is it? Can you? I don't know.
Can you win the game?
Yeah.
Well, yeah,you can. Til death. Yeah, yeah.
No, no, no.
Don't you think of it during sex.
If you think of the game during sex,that's winning the game.
No way. Yeah, but you can't. But.
But no one ever does that.
They always remind, like, fuck it.
I was banging this.
People usually pretty fucking,like, distracted during that.

(17:25):
So like, but I was always told thatthat was the game.
It's like the game of life or whatever,and everyone who knows about it is in it.
But you can only win it by remembering itduring sex, which no one ever does.
Your taxes or doingyour taxes is what I do during sex.
That's what I'm thinking about.
Yeah.
You're just adding rules tothe game of life now and I'm all about it.
But I mean, I'd like any chance to winif you die, man.

(17:47):
Yeah.
No, knock on wood. That I don't know.
If you die,you're just disqualified from the game.
You're no longer in the game of life.
You're just in a different game now. More.
Yeah,but knock on wood, that would know it.
None of us die.No, I don't believe in that. Okay.
Okay. Anyways, so.
So we got more storiesthat are to do with the game, but
this game is the NBA.
Yesterday, an NBA player.

(18:08):
Just so this one's a guy named BisonDelly.
Have you heard of him?
That's a sick name, butno, I've never heard of that bison Nellie.
Yeah, he was very pronounced in Delhi.
You can see it on your daily Delhi.
I can't see it.
Look, for a nation, that son of a bitch,everything's going away.
Sick. Anyways, base in Delhi was born.

(18:29):
Brian Williams in the battery.
Probably died.
Yeah, I got batteries that have 20% juiceanyways.
Doesn't matter.
I digress.
Bison Delhi.
I'm going to call Delhi, Delhi, Delhi.
Perfect was boring. Brian Williams.
but there already isa light is what it is.
Anyway, I'm going to Brian Wilson anyways,
but ask othersto refer to his chosen name.

(18:51):
After reaching the NBA,his basketball career started slowly,
but Delhi persisted through the 1990swhile hopping from team to team.
He won a championshipwith the Chicago Bulls in 1997.
Is that with Mike Jordan?
Probably, yeah.
Two years later, the Detroit Pistonsoffered him a $36 million contract.
Well, even though he had changed his name.

(19:11):
And that was the most interesting thingabout him.
What he changed his name to Brett Bass.
And basically,you know, you're going to call me Bison.
Your name is Brian Williams.
No, you're going to call me Bison.
White, usually bulls. Tyler, right?
Yeah, He's wearing a cowboy hat.
My name is Lightning Jones now. Yeah.
Okay.
Obvious porn star.
Sure. Dave or Dave Smith? Yeah.

(19:33):
It should have been the culminationof his long career as a journeyman,
but he turned it down.
He didn't know how the $35million contract, in fact,
he walked away from the game altogetherthat year.
The gamehe was seeking something else in life.
So he bought a yacht, sailedhalfway around the world.
Delhi was in the South Pacific Oceanin 2002 with his girlfriend Serena Carlin,
and the older brotherMiles, the board and the Captain

(19:53):
Delhi hired some guy, Bert.
Now his name was Bertrand Soldo.
Okay, so after that, why?
Why are you trying to leave that out,Because it's my uncle, dude.
Yeah. Redacted his name. Redacted.Redacted? Yeah.
He paid something horrible.
Happened out in the deep oceannear Tahiti.
So I'm just reading the first sentence.

(20:13):
Thank you. Delhi, Carlin.
And although disappeared monthslater, Debord reappeared with the yacht.
But there was no sign of the other three.
Immediately, people wonderedwhether the board had killed the group.
Journalists descended on Tahitilooking for clues.
Reports suggested potential problemsbetween the brothers,
but nothing conclusive came out.
The FBI has little evidenceto go on in the deep sea disappearance.

(20:35):
As it turned out, they didn't have muchtime to seek justice either.
De Boer died of the insulin overdoseless than three months
after that suspicious insulin overdose.
He took whatever knowledgeanyone may have had with him in death.
Delhi, Carlin and Seldenhad never been seen again.
Sam is just that poor.
It was like, this is three peopleand they're like, Where they go is like,

(20:57):
I don't know. I don't know.I've got a diabetes. Give me insulin.
Yeah.
So Miles Debord is was the older brother.
Yeah. Yeah.
And the captain.
So he murdered his brother andhis brother's girlfriend and the captain.
Although Bertrandsaw the soul, though. no.
Yeah, I just.
How do you pull up to a portand there's people missing, like.

(21:17):
And he's just like,I don't know what happened.
It's like you have to, like,there was other people here.
Yeah, it was that.
That's what I was thinking.
I was thinking there should be more peoplehere that I can't sell this thing.
I mean, I like it here, no doubt.
Crazy, man. Yeah, crazy.
Well, you think I did You think it was.
You think I feel the people know you.
You got no proofSome terrible happened. No.

(21:38):
There in the sea.
I actually.
I actually switched boats halfway.
Yeah, they.
They're coming back. Yeah.
Yeah, I just found this boat anyway.
Yeah. No, I don't know,but all over the place, it's very strange.
Yeah.
How many dead bodies in the car?
those bodies.They were here when I got here.
Yeah, well, that was me.
You the.
You think? no, no, no, no.
I can see how you think that. Yeah,that doesn't make any sense.

(22:00):
And it's like we justdon't got enough to go on.
We just can't figure it out.I can explain.
Let me just take a couple of monthsto get my insulin together.
Anyway, he's just like,It's a weird story.
I just jamming insulin.
He was like,Yeah, do you have another one? Are you.
Are you trying to end yourself?Yeah, I do, actually.
So this one is another.
BasketballerI think the Seattle Supersonics.

(22:21):
Yep. Was team.Yeah, that is indeed a basketball team.
Basketball. John Brisker What do you know?
John Brisker You know, John Briskerwas a formidable basketball player.
The powerful forward starredfor the Seattle Supersonics in the 1970s.
Fans loved his physical play.
He was talented and volatile, a difficultcourt combo, but a successful one.

(22:41):
But after years of skirmisheswith opponents, Brisker
was tired of basketball.
In 1975, he left the NBA.
He soon became a father and was drawn tonew business goals to support his family.
In 1978,he opened an import export business.
Like George Costanza, the new venturemeant he had to travel to Uganda
and Uganda.
YOUNG Go and yeah, Uganda.

(23:03):
God. Okay.
At the time, the African nation was ruledby dictator Idi Amin.
Thank you. Yeah. Try to pronounce this.
I didn't want you to try pronouncehis name as a fan of more countries
in Africa. Yeah.
So this whole thing is Jesus.
This is a coincidence.
Political dissidents are under fire.
A violentand oppressive group was in charge
that year while on a tripto the capital city of Kampala.

(23:25):
Briskerspoke to his girlfriend by telephone.
It was the last time
anyone heard from him soon, outlandishand almost certainly false.
Tales of Briscoe's death spread.
Some said he was killed by
Orman's supportersand served Banquet style to the dictator.
Another. Yeah, that's kind of gruesome.
While another rumor allegedhe was shot at a dinner party
after dishonoring a local politician,one particularly crazy conspiracy claimed

(23:49):
Prisca was left Uganda for South America,where he died in the Jonestown massacre.
Damn, it's a whole other kind of begs.
That's a whole nother thing.That's a whole other can of eggs.
Well, their whole camp filled with bags.
Hate, thoughthere was never evidence here.
Just a handful of bags to his truckand throwing them in the sea.
I don't know what's wrong with people.
Anyway, there was never evidenceto support those theories.

(24:11):
But Briscoe's disappearance was a mystery.
His family didn't even know where he was.
One brotherthought he might have actually gone
to Nigeria instead of Uganda to watch.
Mainstreamnews outlets got in on unfound claims two
In 1980, the Associated Press claimedhe had been shot.
That report was never substantiatedeither.
In 1985,Briscoe was declared legally dead.

(24:32):
Today, no one knows what happenedto the former NBA basketball player.
Damn. So he just retired.
Business trip.
Okay.
You just how you likesort of paraphrase things for some reason,
like it says the former NBA star.
And you said the former NBA basketballer.
I got to put my own spin on it.
All right. You late in copywriting?
Well, no, I mean,I don't think anyone thinks he wrote this.

(24:54):
yeah. yeah.
It was list verse sports starswho suddenly vanished down.
yeah. Wow.
Wow. Yeah. It's like, wow, wow.
I wish I had.
Yeah. Owen Wilson. Well,I'm on the button.
Wow. Wow. You had things almost.
Yeah, that's.I added that one. Okay, cool. Yeah.
And I it. Wow. it.
Wow. Take that.
Yeah. There you go. wow. Wow.

(25:15):
I did not know that so long I was getting.
Yeah.
How did you load up?
Like, an entire, like, soundboard?
Is that a hit with the speakers?
Was it cut them up?
Dude, there's just all of the soundeffects in one button.
Yeah, well,it's like the whole B movie just on.
Yeah,we're just listening to the B, Yeah. Yes.

(25:36):
Jesus Christ.
I thought that was just onewhile Luigi grunt.
Not like his whole gamefor Trois of Cavalleria there.
So if anyone wants to make a gamewith while the leagues noises.
Yeah, I got you covered.You can cut that out. Wow. Crazy.
Yeah, This thing's crazy.
I got one more story,but anybody want to comment
on the guy that went disappearance?
What do we think happened to the guythat went disappearing?
Yeah, he's off. Disappearing,I think. Probably didn't.

(25:58):
Even by a dictator shot by a politician.
It just went off.
I don't know what.He can't keep his mouth shut.
This guy, you know,I mean, yeah, I don't know.
That's you know,he probably offended someone.
Just like we're offending every countryin Africa, right?
Yeah. Edmond is going to eat us.
I guess he can't now, but.
Yep. Nope.
Well,we do what we can, but we love everybody.
We're goingto get snatched up by a cartel.
We're going to get snatched upby the US government.

(26:20):
We're gonna get snatched upby all of Africa.
We deserve it.
Well, yeah.
I mean,we love for the mildly ignorant think.
Well, we don't fix now enormouslyignorant things we've been saying.
Backtrack, backtrack. That always works.
Okay, so I have one more story,but I think I might have to switch the
the old reel over.
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It's quick, but.
And then we'll go into some of these.
Is this some one more true? True.

(30:27):
Yeah. One more true crime. Jim Robinson.
So he's a boxer. White.
White dude, right? No. Robinson.No, I don't.
It doesn't actually specify and they don'thave a picture, but kind of sounds.
Yeah, like the next doorneighbor, a home improvement.
All right.
So during his boxing career, Muhammad
Ali fought 50 different men and 61 fightsmany of those battles for iconic.
And Ali'slegend has withstood the test of time.

(30:47):
It's all his fans
have gone to great lengths to collectmemorabilia from the boxers career.
In 1999, one fanatic named Steven Singerdecided to take a step further.
He wanted the signaturesof all 50 of Ali's opponents.
So over the next four years, he went onan expedition for autograph memorabilia.
He tracked down old boxers and boughtphotos and artifacts at auctions.
By 2003, he spent about 35 grand.

(31:09):
Back then was a decent chunk of change.
Yeah, 35.
Well, for the money,he'd been able to obtain
the signaturesof 49 of the men who fought Ali.
The only one missing was a little knownboxer named Jim Robinson.
That's the guy.
And no matter what singer did, he couldn'tfind the former fighter.
Robinson faced Ali, then knownas Cautious Clay in the legendary.

(31:32):
How do you say you saying AliMuhammad Ali.
It's Ali very slowlyand then known as Cassius Clay Malone.
You heard he even here
heard of people from the past,straight offending people from the south.
Yeah, Yeah.
No more accents.We can't afford any of this.
Okay? We're quadruple, quintuple canceled.
Why do you think I'll try to redact and.

(31:52):
Yeah, redacted. Redacted. YetYou just don't know who I'm talking about.
Robinson facedAli and known as Cassius Clay
in the LegendsFourth fight in Miami in February 1961.
Jim was a last minute replacementfor another fighter.
Ali wasn't a superstar yet,but his talent was undeniable.
Robinson was overpowered and knocked outin the first round, while Ali's career
flourished, Jim languished in low levelMiami bouts.

(32:14):
He ended upwinning just 14 at a 46 career fights.
When his time in the spotlightended, Jimmy vanished.
Poor Jimmy you only win 14 fights.
I variance dude I got suckedYeah that's like that's like 30% Yeah.
Damn.
He was a man of limitedskill and education.
And when his boxing career was over, hekind of just disappeared into the sunset.

(32:36):
Singing so poetic duringa search is kind of freaky.
He was like hundreds of fighterswho took who look to boxing
for the American dream.
And when they fall,there's no net to catch them.
There are lots of Jimmy Robertson's
by the early 2000, singer was so confusedby Robertson's disappearance
that he contracted journalistsWright Thompson, sports writer.

(32:56):
He contacted him to sportswriter,spent six years searching for Jimmy,
but he came up empty.
Nobody knows what happened.
ROBERTSONAfter his bout with Ali, that's very sad.
That's a really, like,not very complimentary paragraph
about that poor guy.
It's like he was a man of limitedwit and skill.
He was quite ugly.
But he strolled off into the sunset.
He was a dime a dozen.
There were many of himjust like, Dude, come down on this guy.

(33:19):
Yeah, he's chill.
He knew how to take anL, at least for good people.
Jim Williams Yeah.
yeah.
14 flights, zero at least.
He fought 60 times. Damn it.
What did you do? ESPN writer. I like that.
He was like fighting low people in Miami.
And then he's like,I don't know, fight Muhammad Ali,

(33:40):
but yeah, yeah,yeah but which is get annihilated.
I mean, he wasn't a superstar at the time,but it's like,
this upcoming guy or whatever.Sure. I'll prove myself.
Yeah, they still know he was a I'mguessing he lost Muhammad Ali.
Yeah. That's,Yeah. In the first round. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
It wasn't even,it was even a contest. Yeah.
Good night.
Good. So yeah.
So those were some stories we gotfor some disappearances of sports stars.

(34:02):
A lot of these are very,like kind of blue Molly.
Like unsolved mysteries.
No, you know, it just like.
Yeah, they vanish where they go. There's.
I don't know why.
I'm always surprisedif you ever watch the show where they.
They do like unsolved mysteries.
Unsolved mysteriesat the end of every episode of like. man.
Yeah. Forget the unsolved mysteries.
Why am I watching this?I want to know what happened.
So, yeah, so incomplete.

(34:23):
It's just like the OCD nightmare.
It is not complete.
I'll never know.
And he's gone.
And if you know where he is,we're asking you that. You're at home.
It's like, shit. Thanks. Thanks, guy.
But the old version I do watch.
They now have updates, so there's certaincertain wildly updating.
Yeah.
Like the ones like 1990with whatever his name is.

(34:43):
Yeah.
It's they do have updatesand so update updating
they say what happenedor who was or whatever.
But then there's some that they'restill on updates like those guys gone
crazy into the sunset like JimmyYeah yeah no generally these dumbass
poor mediocre
regular, useless idiot get ugly.
He was very ugly. Yeah.

(35:04):
May he rest in peace wherever he is.
I wish him well with everyone elsewho died because that Jimi was just.
Just like him.
He's probably like, if he's still alive,he's, like, listening.
He's like, I fucking fought Muhammad.
All right, what's up? And I'm still alive.
Yeah, I that's a pretty big, accomplished.
It was like I just decidedI love selling vacuums.
What's the problem?And I had to get away from my wife.

(35:26):
Yeah.
Anyways, okay, so we're going to move onto our next segment.
We're gonna talk a little bit of t t
you got some film stories or anythingfunny that you want to hear.
So first off, let's,let's premise that with a little bit.
So what do you do, man?What do you do for a living?
So I work in the film industry.
I work as a grip sweep.
You explain for those who don't knowwhat a grip is like, What's that?
I still I did it for five years,and to this day I still
I don't have the best way.

(35:47):
Explaining that isthose are the best kind of jobs.
I feel likethose are the sickest jobs ever
when the person can't quite exactlyput their finger on a description.
Yeah,he means going to make them do more now.
Thanks. No, no, it's not like me.
I mean, there's plenty.
We we lift heavy things.
We put everything's down,we move stuff around.
Some stuff. It's it's, you know, it's.
It's lifting stuff sick. It's. It'sall right.

(36:07):
You know, Pays the bills.
Yeah.
We were with the lighting departmentand the camera department.
Make sure everything on says it all good.
We're also the safety department,
so we got to make sure any any timeanything's rigged up in the ceilings,
any timeanything is like hanging over an actor,
we got to make sure there's,like, safeties on that.
We going to make sure that there's,you know, nothing.
That's all sweets and Bo and bowling,whatever that.

(36:28):
Well, that's not that we sometimesuse bowling
just saying a loop not Yeah, just Yeah,that's an idea.
Yeah.
We'll do that with you. Lots nights.I suck at nights.
Do I know like that.And like one other night.
Yeah. Same.
I will get like some, some hitchesand some things but like that's about.
Yeah, it's a Slipknot, so.
No, you don't want one of those.

(36:49):
But yeah. So we rig stuff.
We, you know, we're close to the actors,we're close to the action.
Yeah, it's nice.
It's a different jobthan anything I've ever worked before.
So it's, it's cool.
I've actually had the pleasureto work with Kristen
a couple of times onsome film sets and kind of day.
Yeah, Yeah. You just. You're. I know.
You putting up.
Yeah, she stands a lot of she standsa century stands out she stands for

(37:10):
And what are century standsand they've been using them for centuries.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, what you just didis hold up shit with them.
Yeah, but.
Yeah, exactly.
It's holding all the upthe frames that we use.
So we'll use like four frames
to put frames up, block up the sun,block out the sun.
So you construct sets basicallyor keep set safe for actors to be on or.
Yeah, we don't construct the sets.

(37:32):
That's like, that's the setdesign is a construction and set back.
They'll make it,they'll make it look nice, will work.
Like if Dillon's sitting hereand you're filming and you,
you don't want the light on the ceilingto be hitting on from this side.
We'll put you up in front of the lightskind of block like. sweet.
Yeah, it's. It's kind of.
It's with the lighting departmentmoving equipment and stuff around.

(37:53):
Light comes in, we come inand we manipulate the shadows
and the light stuff,and it's pretty sweet.
Diffused light, diffuse light. Yeah.
And they do. Or their director,whatever will tell.
It's like, Hey, I need this,
I need this, this big beamshining on this guy's face out.
I need to take care of that.And you got it.
And you just need to the first.
He has a crazy job. They.
They got to make sure the whole set'srunning perfectly.

(38:14):
Like, you know, what's an 80 systemdirector's assistant director?
They they're, like, on set the whole day.They're.
They're making sure everythinggoes smoothly.
Like they make sure that, like, scenesare happening in the right order,
that people arewhere they're supposed to be.
And it's now I would say that'sprobably one of the most stressful jobs.
Yeah. Huge undertaking, right? Yeah. Yeah.

(38:34):
But you got to do it to get to thatglorious well, I think to the D the d,
I think we'll go from 80 to dA lot of assistant directors I think are
on their way to becoming like some sortof director or producer or whatever.
I think.
So I don't anybody's like, I want to bean assistant director, do it forever.
No, I mean,maybe if you're super good at coordinating

(38:57):
and that's all you want to do,but you got a lot of power.
You you have some.
Yeah, you have some power. Yeah.
It pays really well. Yeah.
Like there's first verse 82nd, 83rd A.D.
we have Tad's, which are the trainingassistant directors.
So tadpoles, you know,
you get up to one, you're making more,and then down the line you make last.
But it's, you know, it's it's good.

(39:17):
It's good money feels good money.
They just throw money at youuntil you start complaining.
Yeah, well,I don't want to get into this industry.
It sounds like. Judith, it's pretty sick.Yeah, Yeah, for sure.
My cousin just got into some stuffin Chilliwack over there, so he's.
He's sending me some pictures of some,like, wooded shots that he's taking.
Yeah,
He's like, It may or may not be on this,you know, film in November, but he did.

(39:38):
But I'm not allowed to saycause he's not allowed to say,
Yeah, he's like, I did sign an NDA,but it may or may not be this.
And I'm like, okay, sweet.I will not say anything.
It's a saying, it's a seven.
Yeah, no doubt.Yeah. I'm also not saying it's me.
A khalifa's return to porn. that's true.
Anything was possible.
Let's keep our options open here.
She's an addict. Excellent.
You know. Yeah, I do.

(40:00):
Send me wood, man.
man. Yeah.
No, it's got a lot of the showsthat I've done, though, have been, like,
air, but, like,have you ever seen, like, the old.
Yeah, Yeah,but they're still making air. But movies.
Not with that dog. There's one.
They're on their car,they're on their 87th
golden retriever now they're like walkingon the road, like dragging this car.
So we'll do it. And we'll fix it in post.

(40:21):
We'll see a basketball hit it.
But no, we did one called Phantom Pups.
Yeah. Santa pups. Wild. Yeah.
What a scaredy cat that was.
Another one. Phantom pups. Yeah,I remember you.
That was sending pictures.
yeah? Yeah.You said a budget of $8 million.
Yeah.
Do you Phantom perhapsdo this movie with the one with cats?

(40:42):
Scaredy cats? Like, how is the same?How do they do that?
So normally, like when we're shooting,like we're shooting
a movie of your show with humans,it's it'll be like
there'll be eight scenes
throughout the day that we have to filmand they'll take a couple hours.
Each one typically works out
that we'll work like anywherebetween 12 and 16 hours a day.
Jake Scaredy cats.
It's like two, three scenesbecause it's cats.

(41:06):
You're herding cats. It's they're idiots.
Like, Yeah, no, don't give a fuck, man.
They're just like, Yeah, cool.
And trying to get a cat to walkin the door, walk a couple of feet, stop
and then walk ten more feet.
And it's like, How do you do that?They have 16 hour day lasers.
Those guys in the background like, my God,imagine being like an alien and trying
to watch like humans try to get a catto do something for a movie.

(41:27):
Like you don't know what movies are.
The cat doesn't know what movies are.
Yeah.
And the rest of us are like,Just do it to do the thing.
It's brutal to watch. It's crazy brutal.
But one of the shows to the that they'rethe pop stay at the end of the show.
They are the dogs that they usecause they have to use multiple dogs
that look the same for of course theycan't shoot 16 hours with the same dogs.

(41:49):
The dog will get pissed.Yeah, it's the same with kids.
Yeah, that's why that's why there's a lotof twins and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
Yeah, Olsen.
They just put them both.They were both on it.
But yeah, yeah,they're both like, well, in like,
now what was Michelle Sandlerand and Dylan Cole?
Sprouse Yeah, those guys, they did thatand they swapped them out because that was
one would get cranky and one would.
Well, I think kids under like 12 can onlywork like 6 hours or something like that.

(42:12):
Yeah. Yeah, that's bullshit.
Yeah, we're going to get them back into work 16 hours.
Yeah, I know.
That's right.
Learn themthe opportunity these kids have to do.
That's true. Yeah. Lego. I'll do it.
I'd be pissed if I was like,nine years old
or eight yearsold, and I was trying to get, like,
make my my bag,you know, I'm trying to make money.
They're restricting to 6 hours day.
Only my twins hustling into my side gig.

(42:34):
Yeah.
If I could have been making moneyat six years old, I got a house, dude.
Seriously, I would have been so balling.
well. well, but. well, is it? It is.
that's great.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
So, yeah, anytimeI've worked on film sets,
like I've worked on a coupleof Hallmark sets
and a couple of things hereand there bouncing around.
And there was this guy for. For recently.Yeah. Yeah. Sweet.
It is a lot of fun.
And there's key grip, too. Who's gripwho's like. That's.

(42:55):
That's my boss, right? Yeah. Okay.
So, yeah, he's kind of just the guythat is in charge of setting everything up
and then.
Yeah, so he so yeah, the key grips,like on set calling for stuff.
I'm the lead grip,so I'm like his, his go to right hand man.
Me and me and the kid will never be onset more be running the show
like this is where there's likethe credits on movies are so long.
there's just so many damn people.

(43:16):
There's a lot of people.
Even like, like smaller shows.
There's still like, 100, at least100 people really are like, 150 people.
Yeah. yeah.
It's like absolute 13.
Season three Afraid of the Dark. it's.
There's a lot of things to consider.
Just like all the wardrobe,
the set design, the cameras,the technical, technical, everything.
Well, it's not even like the day to day.
You start to like there's guys you have togo in like, like the construction crew.

(43:39):
They have to go in and
and build sets before we even go thereand film it, Right?
Yeah.
There's still there's people
pre-production, there's peoplepost-production, like the painters,
carpenters, electriciansand take take the sets apart, you know.
So it's, it's big, dude.
There's a huge operation.Yeah, huge operation.
And then there's like, I remember I didPR, which is for school now that was I was

(44:02):
I was literally holding a stop signfor 16 hours it's pay
production parking attendantpretty much might as well in.
Yeah honestly yeah it's it's a lot ofpeople do like when they first start.
Yeah I did that right out of college.
yeah. And like that'sthat's the stepping stone.
I was lucky enoughwhere I didn't have to do that.
I have family that's in it, so. Yeah,but bottom feeders.
Yeah.
It's, you know, I was, I was littlein weeds up to this high, just like flies

(44:26):
flying up my shorts and I'm justand it was 50 Shades Darker was the movie
and it was like they had this nice, poutyeverybody's doing this cool shit.
And I was way up a hill and I was like,Wow, I don't
I can't even see anythinghappening to binoculars.
yeah, I fucked it up.
Yeah, I was there.
I think for three days,so I had to hold a stop sign.
And so when the grass for three daysYouTube disappeared.
Yeah. So personally, Yes.

(44:46):
And so I was on the wrong channel.
So you have a walkie talkieand the director.
So when they say like, okay,
we're, we're setting up the shotin a couple of minutes.
And then when you heard him say, Action,you're holding the stop sign
as on the wrong channel.
So I had our road that I was blocking.This was not on the Hill.
This is actually you're shootinga scene on a road and I left Go not stop.
And I left this huge RV.

(45:07):
Go right through the set.
Right When they were able to film withthe Audi $150,000, I was driving down.
And then I just like,let this RV go through.
And then I was like, What was happeningjust seemed too long of a break
because it's like every 10 minutes,like, stop, cut, let traffic through it
go, and it's like backwardsand I'm just see what's going.
And I look, I'm like, shit, changethe right channel to fucking mother Fuck.
Director It wasthe fork is on whatever was.

(45:30):
I just, I just literally flicked it.
Just turn it back off.
I just ran to a different side,pretend it wasn't me or, you know.
Then stop XYZ. Another other, like here.
my God.
I'm like, Yeah, just my hat spinning.
And so it was yeah,I was like, It's so easy to zone out, man.
But the big avalanche scene is going,Well, who the hell's that up there?
do you know press the plunger.

(45:51):
Press the plunger is the plunger.yeah. You? Yeah.
Yeah, it was. It was wild.
They were not to none do happyand Yeah, evident patience.
And he's never invited back.
Now he's ruined it for everyone.
No, but I was a good grip guy.
I was a good help and it was great.
The boss was like,you tried to get Dale back, but he went.
Got a real job.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, Dude, our ratings is so low.

(46:13):
Taken it all. Yeah.
I have a podcast and you watch iton the way to read from my podcast.
Do you do, do do, do these are my friends.
Yeah, man. Supersonic, carats. Many,many fucking Americans.
We sell them paying the bills.
So in a mad amount of mugs,look at these mugs, these monster.
You going door to door, hands in the pans.Yeah.
Do do we got brands now to your merchstationery.

(46:35):
Yeah.
And it's only for anybody in the directvicinity and I can walk to when it's
short door so far we're going door to doorthe opposite of trick or treating.
It's your AMF witnesses.
You have to take this here.
I want you to have this legally obligated.
You're now my friend. You like to be.
These are my friends.You're my friend. Yeah.
Dude, leave, please. Yeah,I know who you are.

(46:56):
You're yellow razorflies over our shoulder. Okay, let's go.
You're my neighbor. You're ready.
Get him out of here.
Yeah. No. So, anyway, that was.
Yeah, it's what he does,and that's cool, dude, That's.
That's sweet.
It's acquittal. What? Inciting career.
It actually is. It's awesome.
It's, you know,I don't know if I want to do it forever,
but what kind of stuff have you worked on?
Anything notable like that?
We would ask who he got. Scaredy cat?

(47:19):
Yes, Scaredy cat. Super pups.
Phantom pups, dude,All the animals, bangers. no.
I worked on a couple of them.I don't even know what the hallmarks are.
They're not the greatest.
Your generic Hallmark movie is sweet.
I can't say that one.
Yeah, there's. It's Peter.It's just one called American Dreamer.
It's on. It's on Prime rightnow. Sweet with Peter.
Dang right, Donkey. Eddie Donkey.

(47:40):
That's what you guys called them.You had a secret handshake.
You like up Dink?
He said one thing to meand he yelled at me.
I was like,I'm sorry if he did, I no, really.
He got mad because you're really tall.
That's essentially what it was.
I was like blocking part of a lightand I was like, my Bambi. Yes.
Yeah.
He was literally casting shadeon this dude.
Yeah.
Fuck is Hey that I was.

(48:01):
No, he is good.
Dude comes up with a cane
and like wax the back of your knees,like down to my level.
It's crazy.
Like every a lot of the shotsthat we received,
we had to get an apple box,which is just like a wooden box there.
You had to stand on.
Yeah, no way. No. He's doing what?
He's supposed to not be a short personin the movie.
He is. But we did still short.

(48:22):
I guess we wanted to a little bittell us, like every step of this,
the American dreamthat he's American dream.
I watched. This is pretty good.
Thanks for the budget.
It was a it's pretty good, really.
It had a big cast. It had Peter Dinklage.
It had the dude who Danny Pudi, who playsAbed.
nice. Nice.
Nicely up.
No, all about him. It had Matt Dillon.

(48:43):
Don't like Matt Dillon.
That's what I don't do I know outsiders.
yeah.
I've never seen that
you do it so sick thoughthat you're in that industry
you can make your make your moneydoing that. I don't know.
That's really cool.
Interesting.
Just cool.
It's like I said, it'sthe minimum hours will work.
Those 12 hours. So. Yeah, long hours.
Very life consuming.
You know,you don't really have a social life

(49:04):
but you're and you're like eitherworking a fucked on or not.
Well yeah. And that's just it.
Like I'm in between shows right now.
I have another showstarting in a couple of weeks,
but so you chillin for a couple of weeksand chillin for a couple weeks?
It but yeah, for like three monthsyou're kind of like, am I a and then yeah
you're my Wednesday,you know, 2:00 you're like, I drank.
Yeah. Like all in, all out. Yeah.

(49:26):
I've been different kind of a surgery.Yeah.
This is my day off.
I got, like, three more weeks.
Yeah. Now you're pretty sweet.No, it's cool.
Cool. People in the industry,too, is a lot of fun and cool people.
A lot of cool people.
A lot of people like thatjust work and not like.
Not even just the famous people.
Even my.
You met Lance and Sticky Grip, butthey work for and he's super good, dude.
Super good.
Awesome dude. Yeah, not shut out Lance.

(49:48):
Yeah.
It's always a pleasure.
Yeah. Right on the sick. Well,anything else?
What are we thinking about?
I have one more kind of weird anecdote.
Unless there's anything that you wantedto do, any more stories
you wanted to bring, anything you wanted.Hey, now is your time, man.
Pretty boring, dude,you know? And it's okay.
Yeah, I can. I chose to.
Do you think about the world right now?
What's going on?
What's kind of state of things in general?

(50:10):
Too expensive. Yeah. So?
So the economy?
Yeah, the economies already fucked over.
Jack Black just tore strip offDonald Trump like, hours ago.
Really? All I saw was the headline.
It was just him.Apparently he's like, Go, Biden, go.
And need to know Donald Trump.
That's all I saw.
That's an interesting thing.
I mean, he seems like such a happy golucky guy that if Jack Black is mad at you

(50:30):
and yelling at you,then you probably fucking idiot.
Yeah, yeah.
It's like he's a pretty hardyou to piss off. Yeah.
I mean, I think that guy could do.
He's like a force of love and positivityand just acceptance.
But I think if anybody would pissanybody off.
Well, Trump is presidents that are goingon, like, I don't know what's going on.
Joe, Stevie, Joe, like,I don't understand people.

(50:51):
Yeah, there's like, I saw somethingin Robert Kennedy is potentially
as well always like one of the Kennedys.
Ted Kennedy Yeah, I don't know, dude.
I don't, I don't know.
I try not to like sort of pay attentionto American politics too much anymore.
I get it shoved down my throatfrom the Internet, but that's okay.
Yeah, Yeah,I know about it. Same by Judge.
I was talking about this story.

(51:11):
Apparently it happened,like not not too long ago about like Joe
Biden was at a golf game.
It was like some open that was happening
and he was literally standing thereand you just see his eyes are glazed over
and he just startswalking into the distance.
He just what you just heard what?
And everybody just like looking aroundlike, where is he going?
And he just like he literally Jimi,he did that.
Jimi, whatever.He was just driving down Sunset. Yeah.
Not yet, sir. No answer.

(51:33):
Well, he has a guy that just follows himaround the like.
Okay, Left foot for 31 foot forward stop,Sleepy Joe.
They need to go to your left.
They just get a bunch of secretslike Secret Service guys.
Just sort of, like,go in a circle around him
and, like,aim him back over to the golf course.
He needs to bounce him in college dogsor whatever.
Those dogs that are like sheepherders,Border collies.

(51:54):
Border Collies. Yeah,he needs collie dogs.
Can you know the thingyou're finding dogs, you're
getting peoplethat were under Collie Dogs as slanderous.
Yeah, I don't know.It does seem a little bit strange.
I really don't understandhow it comes down
to two of the biggest fuck off idiots in.
How are you serious?
Like this is all we can do.
There's not some like, awesome, like,highly educated

(52:16):
powerlifting guy who's going to come injust like fucking Arnold.
Yeah, dude,this is what I'm saying, though.
I wasn't born American,so you can't write.
But I mean, he could.
Somebody like that who's an actual badass
who actually can think for themselvesmaybe.
And actually listen,when people talk to them.
I don't know. Actually.Everybody's diverse.
Diversifying, though.
Like diversifying, divisive.

(52:38):
No matter who you pick, you could pick themost kind, loving, amazing person ever.
And then half the world's like,No, they're a pedophile, they're creep,
they're blah, blah, blah. Otherthey're bought out by all the other ones.
They're part of the swamp to doit doesn't matter.
It's like half the worldjust thinks one thing.
Half the world thinks another thing.You can't have anybody that makes sense.
But it just blows my mindthat those are the choices.
Those are the two.
Those are your two fucking champions.

(52:59):
Going to warin the middle of the gladiatorial pit
conspiracist mind is likethe even them are just the face.
They're still but they are mastersbehind them controlling the end of it.
Sure.
But my I was actually at Father's Dayshout out to my dad showed it to all dads.
Yeah, that's just my dad from dads.
This dads in my family.
There's a couple of genetiche was talking about
like the people that go into politicswhich kind of brushed into the politics.

(53:21):
Like, you know,
I was like the only peoplethat are actually in politics,
like the salaries for, like,the majority of your lifetime in politics,
unless you're, like,way high up is not that much. No.
Like the smartest people
are working in Silicon Valley,doing good things, making millions,
they're not going to go.So it's basically just egos.
It's just egotistical assholes,but people that get power,
it's power hungry ego,they just feed their egos.

(53:41):
That's what they get paidand that's all they care about is so
and they're not technicallythe smartest people.
They're just led by theirhe wants to be a dictator.
They're like,Trump wants to be a dictator.
And then Bidenat least wants to defend democracy.
And that's your that's your war when hesleeps 18 hours that they do for real.
And so he shouldI don't want to fucking die and just yet
yeah like, you know, fuck,we need a little longer.
We need him like Holy Fox.

(54:03):
It's so crazy as batteries.
Almost shitty as my batteries.Yeah, but it's terrible.
Yeah, I know. So it's. It's.It is what it is.
But it is what it is.
It's like the death of all discussion,you know, it's.
It is what it is.
But apparently you definitely,if there is a comment, a 3% chance in 2010
2029 year but that No,but we can hope there's a comet

(54:23):
that's going to hit there's a 3% chanceis going to hit the earth.
And if it does, we'refox going to be the big bang.
It can hit Russia. Apparently.If it does hit, it's going to hit Russia.
But it's still it's going to be Russia'sone place, no doubt.
And it's going to wipe out it'sgoing to put us off our axis.
So, yeah, so it's sick.
I'm pretty sure that's always kind ofon the table there.
I guess.

(54:43):
We're zooming around and spotted Run.
They spotted a particular onethat's 3% chance going to hit Russia.
Since then, it's another 80 years,so we'll be fine.
Imagine the mess that it would taketo determine where on earth it would hit.
I don't even know how they figurethat out.
Well, they just know how fast it's goingand how far away it is
They determine when it's going to hitand where the earth will be positioned.

(55:03):
But it's just a lot of math alchemy.
No, just math. Just numbers.
Just numbers. Wizardry. It's magic.
There's no explaining it.
It's like trying to know shit.
Get him out there.
Get David Blaine,get David Blaine, get David Copperfield,
Get fucking Criss Angel.
Get all these freaks, These mind freaks.
my God, dude. Yeah. You saw Criss Angel.
The three of them hold hands in the middleand just like.

(55:25):
Yeah, they all power to him.
That's fucking common away.
So, David Copperfield,you made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
Why can you make this happen?It's like it was it.
That was a joke.
I remember what it's
like when you say you're a doctor,but you like a doctor of philosophy.
And then on the plane, they're like,Is there a doctor to revive this woman?
You're like, Yeah, I can pull your teeth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(55:46):
I said it was a doctor.I meant, yeah, Shit.
I work at Taco Bell. Yeah, my bad.
Yeah. It's not a real magician. No. There.
I said it.
Now we got two magicians after us. We're.
Dude, dude, we are.We can't leave this place.
Yeah, that's a bunkerwherever we are. Yeah.
Try and find us.
Yeah, I know.
But anyways. Yeah.So have fun with that news.
Apparently.
3% chance Big rock in Russia and talkingup the world through our acts up there.

(56:10):
That'll solve the whole.
Yeah. Electrical problem.
Yeah. Yeah.
There you go, Joe. Yeah.
No matter Sleepy Joe. Don't go. Yeah.
You need to be brushed by a rock.
Mr. Musk sent a rocket up there.That's right.
Yeah. Yeah, we just dothat. It'll be the sick.
It's like angular chrome one.
Yeah, It'sjust like everyone's got a Tesla. Ugly.

(56:30):
It is. Everyone's laughing at our box.Yeah.
Cyber rocket Tesla shootsUgliest rocket ever seen to save humanity.
Y'all seen all the issuesgo with the cybertruck, right?
Like it's still in kind of pre beta.
Like, my favorite one.
My favorite problem with it is peoplewho shine it up and polish them up
super good and they like super chromeand you basically can't see them anymore.
Like invisible.

(56:51):
Yeah, it'sjust like a fucking stealth car.
It's like, why do you want this?
They don't make any sound.
You can't see them. That's perfect.
What could go wrong?
Yeah, one dude literally had like,because it's self-driving, right?
One dude literally had a thing
that made it stop self-drivingand then it affected it.
Just normal driving. And then it washe basically had a brake.
He basically got the blue screen to death
because it's all just huge screen, bluescreen to death on his Tesla Cybertruck

(57:14):
And they weren'treally helping him out with it.
And it was like 150 grand or whatever.
But yeah, it's to death.
We'll take it. We'll take it in control.
Jared Yeah, yeah.
Jared Turning it off an audience, Yeah.
And then it's been in the shopfor like apparently a year
and he hasn't had it backand he's like, he's like on Twitter
talking about how much he lovesthe Cybertruck and he's also,
like, whining about how he just missesthe Cybertruck just killed me, man.

(57:36):
Man, I follow this guy.
He misses his Cybertruck It's crazy.
Yeah, girl,I can't wait for him to get it back.
We are in the we are in a differenttimeline, that's for sure.
But yeah, no, it's. Yeah. Cybertruck.
So anyways, if Elon is shootingrockets, he's going to like,
shoot and Cybertruck Cybertruck's. Yeah.
It's all they're good for.
First round search going back.

(57:57):
fuck yeah.
She had to make a left.
No, no, no, no U-turn, no Russia.
You like it.
Like it's going up
and then the self-driving kicks in itlike perfectly avoids it you see.
Yeah. yeah.
Obstruction pedestrian up. Fuck.
Now it works. Shit. Yeah.
The Soviet Russia road turns you. It.
It just comes back to fuck.
That's coming back. Yeah.

(58:18):
Boomerangs.
Yeah. It's got exactly one Teslaengine in it.
We're all dead fucked.
Yeah,that's awesome, man. Now, well, Tesla now.
Thanks for the shadowTesla members response. Yeah.
they're so going to sponsor us after this.Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for mostThanks for saving us from the comet.
Change your mind?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're our only hope. 2029.
All right, well, I thinkwe've been going in for almost an hour.

(58:40):
Is there anything else you want to wrap upwhile you're here?
Is there anything else?
It's far too much nonsense already for me.
We're going to cut this downto about 6 minutes.
I have this gold.
No, it's gold. It's always a pleasure.
And it's always a fun timehanging out with our friends.
hell, yeah. Yeah.
Thank you, Tristan,for coming out and hanging out.
I'm not in this place.I'm coming a long time coming.
No shit will definitely have to come backanytime.

(59:00):
Yeah, Yeah, It's been good. It'sgood. Good fun.
Thanks for naming them flags.I learned a little bit about some things.
I learned where some countries are and.
Yeah, and, you know, I was gonna say,why do you know that, by the way?
Well, actually, it's when I was likea baby, I had a soccer ball.
They had all, like all the WorldCup team flags on it.
So there's like 15 flags on it. Brilliant.
And my dad would like, what's this one?

(59:22):
And he'd
tell me all the names and eventuallyI'd get me to start pointing them out.
This kid's going to be the most flag'ssmartest guy.
It's thought I was going to be a genius.
And boy, were they wrong.
They were like,Our kids going to be so smart.
Let's put him in French immersion.
Well, I failed. Like, almost every year.
They're like, You've doneFrench for, like, five years. No.
How do you not know what I'm like?I've spoken English my whole life.

(59:45):
Yeah, Fucking that up to flags.
I had a soccer balland a soccer ball alert for me.
So basically the lesson is like, learnwhatever you can at a young age
when your brain is still formingbecause it's too late for the rest of us.
Now. Yeah.
To to learn anything else, Pretty much.That's fair.
I think every time that we'vethat's like kind of his party trick.
The thing that I wanted him to start offwith that and it is pretty impressive.
The second party's always say yeahit's everybody's flags.

(01:00:07):
He knows exactly what there is Every timehe always goes, I probably do that.
And he always. Excuse me,Is that your way?
Yeah, it is.
Yeah. Yes, I knew it was how you do. Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy,but it's my weird party trick, and it's.
That's cool.No, press is one out of 20 people.
Hey, we met a girl downtownthat could just recite Pi.
She just went and rattled offlike so many numbers of pi was like,

(01:00:28):
Stop me whenever. And just, like,kept going.
3.1415 times.
Yeah, that's more than I can get.
Yeah, that's, that's pretty good.
That's a lotI think that we don't actually.
Yeah. Take it.We'll take it at face value.
Befriending all the scientists now. Yeah.
They hate when you fuck with pi dude.
he doesn't even know full.
but yeah, no,it's a pretty incredible thing.
This is that one where his interestin a really nice guy came on

(01:00:51):
and we offended everybody somehow by justbeing horribly ignorant about the world.
The world? The science. Yes, that's good.
But he's got many hits out on his head nowfrom cartels and like actors, it's cool.
That's going to show up. My dude,Peter Dinklage is going to.
Yeah, he's going to the door.I won't see him at first.
Look, there is a cinemawith all these grand signage

(01:01:11):
steps up on a box like inside, like,Hey, come out of hiding.
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm not that I'm I'm a carpenter. Yeah.
I didn't say anywhere that he'sugly. It's just. Look. Fuck.
What is this?
You ask that?
Yeah. I'd be like,Thanks for listening, bro.
Dude, if Jim Robinson was our friend,imagine what an ass that would be
if we ended up being palsand having him on here. He's.

(01:01:32):
actually, I deliver.
My neighbor comes over. Hey,I heard you talking about how I know him.
Through the window.
Yeah, the nail in the face by him
wants people to sayinga bunch of bullshit about me now.
Don't remember much else. So. Awesome.
Okay, well,I think that was a great episode.
I'm signing off, homies. Yeah,that was good.
I really appreciate you guys listening.
Big love to those at home or in your carsor on your way to work or mowing the lawn
or doing whatever you do.
Well, you listen to our bullshit

(01:01:54):
or whoeverit is in California that keeps tuning in.
Yeah, Shut up, Cali. What's up?
Yeah, there's a few countries, actually,so it's really not coming back to that.
You guys are tuning in from elsewhere,so you can get a couple of hosers
from South Vancouver Island overand see what we're like over here.
And it's as far as you can knowof where we live.
South Island. That's it, That's it.
They'll be coming in droves now.

(01:02:14):
Yeah. As if they didn't already know.
They're already put outlike a paid hits on us.
Now you're giving like little locationsof where you cut it.
Just cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, rate.
Now cut anywhere.They're triangulating right now.
Bye bye.
Okay.
From the carrot. So he was.
Pardon me.
that was good. Fuck,that sounded delicious.

(01:02:35):
Tasty. Okay.
Thank you, Big Miller.Thanks to all the sponsors.
And thank you for listening.And thanks, kid. You.