TrMF #025 – The Donald Trump Rally Conspiracy, Kyle Gass.. Did he mess up? Ingrid Andress gives the MLB an OH YEAH and Pete Best IS the fifth Beatle - THESErMYFRIENDS

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(00:00):
Well. Hello? Allo, Allo.
Yo, what's up dude?
You know me.
Do you remember that band? great. Big C.
Oh, yeah.
the folky one.
Well, your nickname is no great big D.
That's actually hilarious.
Wait, no.
What could go wrong with that?
That is actually hilarious,because, we heard a cover band
playing great big ziti. Yeah.

(00:21):
And then we called themGreat Big D. Really? Yeah. Yeah.
What did they just do?
Both made the same jokein, like, 2 or 3 days span.
And that was. Well, this was probablya month ago, but it was pretty hilarious.
It was great. Big laugh. Yeah. Yeah.
And they're just they had huge cocksand they played great big C.
That was the joke.
It was very simple Wait a minute.
They had sorry.
They had great big D's in.
But you know they would.You think they're groupies?
Yeah. That's true.

(00:42):
Okay.
Fair enough.
Now, now,all these stories you were telling me,
they're starting to connect now.
They are working. Yes. What's up guys?these are my friends.
These are my friends.What's up to all of you?
Mini tars and Manticoreand just chimeras and unicorns.
Oh, and grizzly bears.
Grizzly bears are real, dude.
Oh, right. That's the point of the game.leprechauns go back.
But leprechaun. Yeah, it's that weird.

(01:03):
Okay, dude,you're going to school me at this.
Up to all the crack ins and the gargoylesand the crack heads.
Those are real two, dude.
basilisks.
Basilisk.
Well, okay. So what up to Basilisk?
That's a good one.
Okay, a sphinx.
What's up to the Sphinx? Golem.What up to the golem.
What up to all those golem constructs.

(01:23):
Yeah. That's sweet.
let's see what else to,all of the ancient old ones, those cthulu
and sort of, Lovecraftian cuckoos. Yeah.
what about shadow?
What about, sanitize?Did you say Centauri?
I said center, that's still, legit.
Say it up again to the center.
We love you.
Fairiesand the elves and up to the fey realm.
Pixies. Pixies? Yep.
Be involved there. For sure.

(01:45):
What about all the people from Arkansas?
That's true. Say,what's up to the Arkansas people?
You're all real Quetzalcoatl,you know. Yeah.
Is that a place?
An ark to all the phoenixes and, yeah.
The real. The real ones.
Anyway, what's upeverybody? What's up to the real ones?
And, I want to preface it,just this episode a little bit.
We're going to talk about some, fun,fun stuff, but,
also at the same time, some real stuff.

(02:07):
So we do some real fun stuff.
Some real fun stuff.
But, this is just a disclaimer.
Just, at the beginning.
So everybody's shorts will stay on, and,all of your out there
shorts will stay on forfor a little while.
Unfortunately,yeah. So we're keeping it that way.
we do not condone any act of violenceupon anybody governing body or individual.
All matters spoken inthis podcast is strictly hypothetical.

(02:30):
All topics addressed are theoreticaland are meant for entertainment purposes.
You are our friends.
We are your friends and soonthe whole world will be friends.
Dan Q we are the world that play the song.
We, all.
We all.
Be all
right.
Stick together.

(02:52):
Okay.
So all right,you know where we're going with this one?
It will a different sort of dayif the tenacious variety,
got canceled becausebecause of a different D and some comments
and some jokes that I think probably halfof the globe or more was already thinking
there are some moral quandaries here.

(03:15):
Of course. Yeah.
And I think that good peopleshould explore the,
the consequences of wishing harmon other people.
And I think it's good to not wish harmon other people.
However. Oops,I just elbow the camera here.
That's too close.Let me know. I'll move it.
Well, I mean, it's within elbow distance,so it's pretty,
but anyway,yeah, I mean, yeah, I don't know.

(03:37):
Now I'm getting I'm chickening out here.
Yeah.
A second ago when I was off,I was yelling about stuff.
You should have heard this guy.You wanted to kill everybody.
No, no, he doesn't know. He does.
you know me?
Yeah. Hyper violence.
Dude. Tolerant.
but I gotta say, my analogy here.
Okay.
Like, like, put yourself in this situationright upstairs.

(03:58):
Something like, where are you going?
So should we just, in case anybody doesknows we just described this scenario.
What happens?We can I will I will ask. Okay.
We will.
They all probably know what the hell I'mtalking about, but what I was going to say
first, just to keep in mind, isif there was, say, like,
I don't know, one of these, like,say, a dragon
or one of these horrendous thingsthat we are just talking about, right?
You know, maybe even a real thinglike a bear, a grizzly bear or a cougar.

(04:22):
Something that I don't hate.
I don't hate cougars.I don't want them to die.
In fact, I want them to be there,to be flourishing there.
I want to mount one.
Hey, wait a mount mountain lion.
Anyway, yeah, sorry.
but basically,I don't wish harm on any species at all.
However,if there was one running towards me
and it was going to eat me or my family,I would wish it was dead.
Instead, I would wish that

(04:42):
there would be someone with a gunthat would shoot it, maybe myself.
I wish that there would bethat a bullet would kill it, right?
If there was, a crazed gunman in a bankshooting at everybody
and waving a gun around everybody,I would hope for him to be dead, right?
I would be like,I wish that guy would be dead
if I saw somebody,you know, doing something very dangerous.

(05:03):
Right.
And I think,
I don't know, I don't even like enteringthe political realm with our podcast
very often because I think it's just,boring, honestly.
Like for the most part,however, I do believe
it is a lose lose, losesomebody is going to disagree.
Yeah, I don't want to putmy political views here.
However, I think that any, you know,
people can infer it from from whatI'm saying here, context basically,

(05:25):
I think that one of those two peopledown there who for some reason
there's only two people that they're goingto choose from down there
and they're horrible choices,both of them terrible choices.
But they are their choicesfor some reason.
And everybody is believing in that factthat, oh, yeah, it's one or the other.
So one of them,I believe it looks to me like a loaded gun

(05:46):
aimed at the whole planet. All of us.
Yeah. It looks like nuclearwar is aimed at us all.
And I know a lot of people would arguethat the other one is the other way
and blah, blah, blah. Fine. However,
someone did shoot at this
charging cougar and they missedand they hit the cougar in the ear, right?
Or or right.

(06:06):
What we've been suspectingwould happen all along
is that they would take you down, MisterPresident.
Okay, here comes and hole.
Punches ear with a hole puncher and say,yeah, we did it maybe.
Suppose this right?
Suppose he doesn't even knowthat there's a conspiracy.
He doesn't even know there's going to bea fake assassination attempt, right?
They're going to shoot at his ear.
They're going to aim for his ear,hopefully hit it.

(06:28):
If they miss, it still counts.
If they hit him in the ear, perfect.
If they hit him in the head,he's got kids, right?
So like, Jesus, who fucking cares, man?
Like they don't care. They're going to.
You think they wouldn'ttry this and stage this?
And do you think the Secret Servicewouldn't be able to keep that guy down
on the ground?If he really thought his life was
in danger,he would lay on the fucking ground.

(06:48):
He would not get up and put his fistin the air for a photo shoot.
The Martin Luther King Way did what?
Isn't that like the Martin Luther King
he was when he was giving a speech,doing the fist in the air sort of style.
You know what hits the hero?
He's a poser and a half, so he's goingto fucking posture himself like that.
Who can I resemble rightnow? Quickly. Yes.
Basically the a martyr. Right.
I'm going to try and become a martyrwhile still getting to live.

(07:11):
That's how you do that, right?
He's martyred himself now.
Someone tried to shoot me.
And on paper,that's literally what happened.
Nobody can refute it.
You're a crazy person.
If you think that they would have stagedsomething so serious.
I think there's some obvious little goofsand gags
that kind of show that that, like,there are lead that way, and
I wouldn't put it past them to have that,especially for his presidency.

(07:32):
But the thing I first want to, just where
we're going from,this is the first off is Kyle Gass.
I want to bring that situation to light.What happened to Kyle Gas on the weekend?
It was a quick little thing.
I don't even think he really thoughtabout it before he said he didn't.
He's probably canceled himselfthe way I just did right now to myself.
Like trying to reason it out.
And then you're like, just talking aboutit is to two taboo,

(07:53):
but it actually got to the pointwhere, like he's a comedian,
Australian ministeror whatever, wanted to,
like, literally exiled them from out therelike they need to leave Austria.
It was Australia, New Zealand or whatever.
They need to leave now.
They need nobody wants to be associatedwith condoning murder, and that's fine,
because it's not a good ideato condone murder. It's not.
I agree morally is wrong.
Yeah, there should be a million stepsfirst before murder.

(08:15):
Yeah. Okay.
Which which cast him into space, likein a little capsule or just the spot? No.
Jack could take away his power.
But his power. Yeah, sure.
But then again, you get into stickymoral situations where it's like, oh,
then who gets to decide who gets powerand who doesn't, right?
You know,
there are some things where it's like,well, you can't just dethrone the king

(08:36):
like this. However, it is a king.
We're fucking like trying to electa fucking court of of nobles to rule us.
Which, if you're at a certain point,like my mind, Stanley, democracy.
I still think that even at that levelwith Trump and Sleepy Joe, it's just,
that's just an image.They're just a face. Exactly.
Talking about their cabinets.
And then.
Oh, yeah, the the whole Republican
about the people reallypulling the strings, right. Like, right.

(08:56):
The blue or red, that's whatthat's how fucking binary it is.
It's like blue or red. Yeah.And that's what it is.
How it goes goes down.
But basically what happened obviouslyif you had didn't hear or whatever,
if you're not really into the music sceneor the, the other thing,
Kyle guy's made a bad joke about how.
to maybe that's the problem with it.
It's a joke that, well, we can't just bemaking a joke about someone almost dying.
Yes, exactly. Right. Like that's horrible.
And especiallyif you have any sort of influence, and

(09:17):
especially if you're in a crowd of 50,000people.
no, but.
So basically,Jack black came out on stage,
had a birthday cake,and he's like, make a wish. And then.
Then Kyle has made the unfortunatestatement to say, next time, don't miss.
Obviouslyreferring to the assassination attempt.
It is poor taste.
It was it was poor taste.
I don't even I think because all thosethat news was just so fresh.
I, I think he was just trying to be funny.

(09:38):
He was like, yeah,I mean another side of the world.
I guess. Whatever.
You know what the problem is?
I guess he thought his audiencewas not the whole world,
but it's like,dude, you're in front of everyone, right?
But even even I guess you'reyour audience.
Is everyone? Yeah.
Even the Prime Minister was like, tweetingwhatever it was, some high
political figure in Australiaand New Zealand saying these guys need
to be kicked out saying, yeah, yeah,and they shouldn't be allowed back.

(10:01):
And then Jack black is going downand now Jack black has to his longtime
homie of like 40 years, he's like, dude,that would be horrible.
He's literally in position now wherehe's like, I do not condone hate speech.
I do not condone violence and whatever.
And I was blindsided by that.
And now, yeah,now he has to go against his buddy
and he probably even thinksthat to himself.
He was probably like, think Kyle.
Guys even probably understands
like I think that they probablyjust were like, listen man,

(10:22):
going to have to not chillfor a little bit.
And now you know he's just he's canceled.
All the tours are canceled. And yeah.
And it was it was a bad joke.
And but I think he would even thinkhe just did a lesson.
And the lesson it's a lesson.
And I obviously didn't learn itbecause I went ahead and fucking started
babblingat the beginning of our podcast about so.
But hey, okay.
Like, I'm just tryingto, like, say my true thoughts about it.

(10:43):
I too don't want peopleto just be able to shoot each other.
And you know, there now he's dead, right?
Exactly. No,we don't need to purge the country.
That's terrible.
Yeah. It's ridiculous.
Hopefully we can have smartenough candidates that it doesn't mean.
I don't absolutely lovethe fact that this.
That people actuallygive a fuck about this man, you know?
And I also get it, though,like, on some scale, like, I get that

(11:04):
people are sick and tired of the statusquo and they want something different.
It's like a fucking WWF villain.
Yeah, you know that
some people cheer for those WWF villainsbecause they just want the bad guy
to win sometimes, and they want shitto be fucked up and they're unhappy and,
you know, like their situationis basically like like,
imagine your lifesituation is basically a daily torture.

(11:24):
Yeah. You don't give a shitwhat happens to the country.
You just want to see some funny shithappen.
You just want to see some fireworks.
There are a lot of people like thatthat watch the world burn.
Yeah that's right. And they just like,fuck it all.
How about we don't keep the,you know, regular millionaire, billionaire
fucking oil people who are basicallyjust all run by corporations.
Anyway, it's all it is, is corporationsfighting each other
through to old guys who are senileand acting like WWF villains.

(11:47):
Really.
And and I think I talked about thison the last podcast briefly,
but it basically
the only people that go into politicsbecause for the first 20 years,
unless you're extremely luckyor have a network in your back pocket,
the majority of the salariesfor these politicians aren't that big.
If you're not worried enough, go tothe Silicon Valley and make something.
You just be a lawyer.
It's exactly so the thethe appeal of doing any of this is ego.

(12:09):
So the most people inthis business are egocentric power hungry.
Yeah, they're power hungry.
Want influence that to the pay is thatis the ego.
It's barely the pay.
It's the ego which could lead tosome corruption you get to.
So they get money.
Yeah.
This is why we have likemulti billionaires and shit.
It's like it's not about the money. You I
I can't remember who the hell it was.

(12:30):
I saw some clip
but basically it was a richdude was like basically like
you can't buy that much stuff.
Like there comes a certain pointwhere you have so much money
and you have bought everything.
You've got 50 cars,you've got, you know, 20 houses, mansion.
It just becomes a green.
Your island, you've got your,you know, a fucking anything
you literally wantis just summoned to you.

(12:51):
You have a jet.
You could go anywherewithin a couple days.
You can be anywhere in the world.
You basically have access to literallywhatever you want.
And it's this weird.
Like he's almost like whining about itbeing like he just at a certain point,
there's no reason for this money.And. Hello, motherfucker.
Give it away.
Yeah. Idiot.
Well, that's just fucking anything.
Excess past the point
where you think you're goodand you've got all these things even.

(13:13):
Just get one nice car.
One nice house.
Fuck it.
Take five nice cars.
Yeah, have three nice houses.
You don't need all that.
But, I mean, it's obviousyou can have whatever you want
and then give it tosomeone who's dying of starvation.
You fucking psycho.
It's easy to say, obviously
coming from the bottom, but,I mean, I am enough of a humanitarian
that I think I would do that,but it's just one of those things
where, like, Bezos could or no,Bezos could afford to,

(13:35):
like put a big dent, if not curethe Third World issue of hunger.
But he's chosen not to.
Why should I?
You know,like you're fucking evil, bro. Exactly.
So anyways, so the long tangent is, we'regoing to get to some conspiracy theories.
We're going to get into some,just talk about the whole Trump thing.
And then,I also have a funny palate cleanser.
And then I also want to touch briefly
on the fifth Beatle sorry, I just thinkingabout, like, someone like Bezos.

(13:58):
Right?
Or like, who's that fucking assholewho, like, made the Aids cure
or like, the Aids, vaccination, like,really expensive or whatever.
Oh, that was, not the Aids.It was, Martin Shkreli.
I can't remember.Not obviously there's no Aids vaccine.
Yeah, I know, I know, you'retalking about that fucking idiot.
The the. Did you go to jail?
I can't remember, I can't anyway. Yeah.
Think about it though.
It's like, sure, I don't want to walk upand shoot them with a gun.

(14:20):
There's no part of me that wants that.
I don't want to wish them harmin that way.
I don't want to see someone do it.
None of that stuff.
However, if I heard that, you know,
they had hopped into a cannon and blastedthemselves into the center of the sun,
I would be happy.
Yeah, I would be like, that's good.
Not that's bad, that's good.
Yeah.
Like those fucking peopleare not good for the planet.
So they're like evil warlocksthat have sapped energy from everyone

(14:44):
to the point of evil.
If we had a mr.Burns button under the desk to, like.
Like the door into the sun.
Yeah, blasting the sun.
Or it's just like a secret booby trap doorthat just opens up and they fall
like I just. I'm just sayingI wouldn't be sad. Yeah. And they just.
They just fall in a hole and we just buy.
Yeah. Anyways,so long story short, we're into this.
We're going to talk about some things.
So, the first thing I want to talk aboutis just the guy, who,
who was the the shooter.

(15:06):
I don't want to spend too much time on itbecause I don't really believe much about
any of it, really.
I don't believe too much in giving credit
to to like, regardlessif it was a terrorist attack.
And I don't need to highlightany of these people and stuff like that.
And as much as people out theremay think he was being a hero,
maybe people think he's being an idiot.
That's your choice here.
And yeah,everybody thinks he's an idiot right now
because either he tried to kill somebodythey like or he messed.

(15:27):
Both of those things are,yeah, upsetting to people
because the biggest failurein the fucking world.
I'm sorry. So he like,have you seen pictures of the guy?
He looks like he's like a 20 yearold skinny.
Like, I'm not trying to be mean,
but he's a skinny little ten yearold, like, dorky looking dude.
And his somebody was sayingthey may have even like, you know, said,
hey, you're going to go up thereand you're going to try to,
you know, shoot
and your family will be taken care ofand everything, like,

(15:49):
you're going to be part of this,conspiracy, basically.
And he could have been like a gnarly,weird Trump supporter guy that like, well,
he kind of was, but yet again,anything could be fabricated.
But like,
if you looked at his Tumblr or whateverfucking blog post he had, his main title,
it was it was my favorite person is LeeHarvey Oswald was his favorite.
Oh my God, his idol. No, no. Yeah, yeah.

(16:10):
It's not too on the nose. Yes.
It's way too on the nose. Listen, CIA.
Yeah, listen, FBI, whicheverone of you guys put this together,
it's too on the nose.
It's like,oh, here, let's make him a Facebook page.
Who should he idolize?
He really was the guy that killed 92 JFK.
Yeah, yeah. Holy crap.
It's like that. Yeah.
It's nobody in the whole,
like,The Undertaker or something like that

(16:30):
to say
no fucking like school shooter nerd that'sgoing to try to actually shoot a bullet.
Somebody is actually that's my hero. No.
Or like even the guy what's his name?
I shot John Landis. Nobody's fucking hero.
No, no,none of those guys are the dumbest shit.
That's like.
So basically,
you are just the kind of guy that wouldhave, like, the Joker as his profile.
Sure. Right. Like that's my joker brain.Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So anyways,his name was Thomas Matthew Crooks.

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Investigators believe that crooks armedwith an AR style rifle opened, fired
for president while he was addressingthe crowd in Butler, Pennsylvania.
One audience member dead and two otherswounded.
The 20 year old kitchen worker
was shot dead at the sceneby a Secret Service sniper official said.
Shoutout, I hope those people
are actually recovering in there, okay,because that's really fucked. No?
So the people that got shot one do die,I know.

(17:13):
Yeah, yeah.
And then two people were in critical butstable condition and I think they're okay.
It's still ongoing.
But so they bring that that is serious.
That's his fucking deal. Is it. Get sick.That's brutal.
I don't want to go into that.
Even the ground, which is really, touchy.
Even though that we do have a hugeplatform, it's still a little insensitive.
the Alex Jones styleSandy hook was all just a big conspiracy

(17:34):
by the government, and now he's canceled.
He is literally can't talk right now.
No, but it was $1 billion to the family.
But he said something like, I don't know.
Oh, he's he he's horrible.
I do not I'mnot saying that it's not real.
Like you know what I mean? It's ignorance.
So like, no,that's not what they're saying.
No, no, somebody did lose their lifeand that's not a joke.
That is right to somebody'sfamily member got is very, very horrible.

(17:54):
the video.
So like I just watched the new videothat was released 12 hours ago, where it's
like they synced up, like the actual Trumpspeech video with other,
people's like, other rally goers videoand they suck it all up.
So it was like multiple camera anglesat the same time.
First off,there is like a group of 50 people
all walked like rightbeside that weird metal shack

(18:15):
where the guy was on his leftand laying there,
and they're all pointing,
being like, yo, there's a guy up there,there's a guy, there's a guy there.
He's right there.
This like ladies just like,hey, right there. Yeah.
They're like literally pointing at himand being like, oh, there's a guy
we see him laying down. There'sso many people pointing attention.
That is a weird thing, isn't it?
And it just.
And then so the howthat went under the radar
to get to this pointand then the unfortunate happens.

(18:37):
Pay no attention to the man on the roof.First.
He is just trying to surfacelooking everywhere.
Where where I just don't see it.
He's just trying to get an audio signalfrom way up on the roof there.
Yeah. Wait.
And he's literally wearing, like, the samecolor clothes as, like the tin roof.
Almost he was not very invisible. He was
highly visible.
The thing that got me first offwith after the unfortunate

(18:58):
events happened was when, like,how everybody's reaction to it was.
But, I mean, I guessthey're not the smartest people or this,
you know, they want you to thinkthey're not the smartest people.
But, I mean, basichuman instinct would say,
you hear five bullets, get the fuck away.
There's like literallyso many people just like, there.
That guy got hit. That guyright there, right?
And they're like, it looked so weird.

(19:19):
Like, either go help the guyor get the fuck out of the way.
Just sitting therepointing like they're that's him.
That's the guy that got hit rightin the head, you know, though.
So weird.
But but I mean, it's hard to listen.
Explain to me.
people are very, very,very dumb in a crisis.
I guess that is also like a serious thingwhere they are not
registering that it's life or death.
Right now, quite often people

(19:41):
in like a life or death situation,they are going to prioritize dumb shit
like, oh, but my dog or oh, but mymy laptop is still in there or whatever.
Like people will run into a burning
building to like, savelike their cell phone, like they're just,
one quick, thing that will relate towhat you're saying right now.
Have you heard of the band? Great White.
Yeah. 80s band.
So 2001, they had a show.

(20:03):
the whole thing went down becausethey put pyros in a cheap, shitty bar.
The dude, the guitar player ran back into get his guitar, and he died.
He made it out of the burning, like,I think 300 people died that night.
He made it out. He was oneof the lucky ones that made it out.
But he ran back in to get his guitarand he died.
It's very horrible.
So I understand what you're saying.Yeah. Jesus.
Which is, it was still sad.
They teach you that a lot in, like,
any kind of emergency responsetraining of any sort.

(20:26):
It's like you're part of that emergencyresponse is organizing people and, like,
look over at me. Everybody here. Right.
I'm going to tell you what to do next.
You do this, you do this.
You give everybody a jobso that they aren't just freaking out
because managing people's minds,when some shit is going down,
they'll do the dumbest shit. They will.
They will just fucking get themselveskilled. Right?
So they're not thinking correctly.

(20:47):
And most peopleare not trained for a crisis.
So if there's someone's shooting,
there's a bunch ofthose people are very used to gunshots.
Like they they all. Yeah,I guess they're all guns. Probably.
They're carrying. They're fucking.
They go into the range and stuffso they hear some shots go off.
They're like, yep, it's going down.
We knew it would, you know,and they're not really considering
that someone might aimit and a stray might catch them,
you know, like there might be moreor they see the guy get taken down there.

(21:10):
Okay. Well, it's over.
Like just all dumb choiceswhere they should be getting to safety,
but they're like,so I think they know what's going.
Yeah, I've never been in a lifeor death situation or even a scenario
that close that freaky.
But good. But it's very good bye.
So it's hard to judgeunless you've been in that scenario.
And I obviously understandthat people handle situations differently.
But at the same time, it just a videothat came to light right after it happened

(21:31):
of the people behind Trump doesseem weird around the guy that got hit.
It's like it's it was just like,what are you guys doing?
Like they're all looked like NPCs, almost,which I'm yet again,
I'm not trying to take itout of that conspiracy,
because I don't want to saythat any of this was staged
or faked, and a man did truly losehis life. It's really sad.
But the thing I'm trying to say hereis just their initial reaction
to me was a little weird.

(21:52):
It was justthey were pointing and being like,
yeah, guy got hit in the head,I just think that that could easily be
that part in particular could be explainedby people just not in the headlight,
not understanding the seriousnessof the situation, really not understanding
that they're in lethal dangerpotentially and should get down.
But so the second, pointof where the conspiracy comes in
was which, apparently they were sayingthat, the Secret Service wasn't

(22:14):
going to boost, security for the event,which was proven false
because they actually had boosted itand then they boosted it again
or something like thatto have more service.
But the reasonwhat the one of the questions is,
why did it take 26 minutesfrom when they initially saw the target,
when he was initially discoveredto actually stopping him? Why?
And it was such a very apparently it's notlike he was 100 like or whatever it was.

(22:40):
I just feel like I feel like
I feel like the Secret Serviceis very fucking good at what they do.
I think they're probably one of the bestin the world
at making surethat nobody shoots this guy.
Yeah, and yet 26 minutesbetween noticing this dude and, like,
they know he's there and there's no waythey don't know that guy's there.
So I just wanted every fucking roof. It'snot that big of a place.
And like, there's buildings for everywhereand shit like, that's one of the leading

(23:03):
conspiracies of why this was plannedby either Sleepy Joe's people or.
Or Trump was trying to look like a heroto bring his, stage up.
I also think that Sleepy Joe's people,if they were truly going to do that,
and if they thought it would help,
if they thought that killing Trumpwould actually do something
to solve the situation and not just murderhim and make his kids president,
you know what I mean?
Like, the thing is, I don't think theproblem is solved by just killing a guy.

(23:26):
No, like,
I think that that is
all you're going to do is make everybody'sbeliefs go even stronger against you.
Right?
So I don't even think it would beto anyone's best interest on Biden's
side to try and shoot Trump,I don't think.
I mean, maybe, but like,I don't think that would actually
even help the situation.
So they don't want to do that.
However, I think that if they were goingto do that, they wouldn't miss what?
Or and they would think theywith a 20 year old kid

(23:49):
who I think they would easily be ableto make sure that that guy,
if they wanted him dead, he would be dead.
He was like king of math club.
he got a $500 prize from, mathand science thing back in high school.
And he had, like,a little bit of fascination with guns.
And Lee Harvey Oswald was his hero.
That's the listthat doesn't fit this dumb.
But, I mean, I guessif you're trying to be inconspicuous
about a certain situation,you wouldn't hire

(24:10):
some special ops dudefrom from the military.
Retired like thatwould be a little on the nose as well.
I don't know, I don't know.
So there's many things,I think that they left it.
I think that giving it to thatfucking random kid
who missed and whatever,and like letting him shoot from there
and letting him be discoveredfor 26 minutes and all this crap,
none of that fits,
an agenda of wanting Trump dead,and they would easily find an assassin.

(24:33):
You think that, like,
we wouldn't believe that they could hirea better assassin than some crackpot kid
who likes Lee Harvey Oswald. Yeah, right.
And then that's where it goes intothe theory of the missing was intentional,
but we'll have to get intoit has to be a crazy person.
Oh, it's some randomcrazy person on the liberal side.
And then Trump can, blame all the liberalsfor condoning this sort of shit
and blah, blah, blah, or has to besomebody who figuratively would miss.

(24:54):
Like somebody like that guy. He'snot a pro.
It's realistic that that guy would miss.
Yeah, it's not a pro Scott of any celebre.
But it's not a it's not a pro.And how far.
So that's the thingwhere it's like he that looks like.
So they're narrativeis not that an assassination attempt
by the by
the liberals was made because I, I'mjust saying I think that the Democratic
like government with all their powerthat they have in total,

(25:16):
if they truly wanted to make sure
this guy was just gone,it would be done in a quieter way.
Yeah.
You know, it wouldn't be such a, a historybook at a rally by some random psycho.
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All right, so anyways,we're going to get right back into it.
So the the theories of this being stagethis is conspiracy theories

(27:02):
that we picked up. I'm already bored.
Fuck this guy.
I want to talk about this guy. and Yeah.
We're talking about the conspiracy theoryof the situation.
So. Central event.
Yeah, literally I yeah. so
why I think the reasonwhy they got somebody like that,
if it was a staged incident,was so that it's fake.
And then I think the blood pac theory.

(27:24):
Have you heard about that?
Where he had a blood pack in his hand.Fake blood? Yeah.
So when he covered his ears,he hit a blood pac.
I think it's real blood.
And then thatthis whole punch just pierces it.
They just got him at a whole bunch
and Mr.
President catching and then so like.
And then you hearhe's like talking about his shoes
which yet
again, it's one of those situationswhere you can't really blame anybody

(27:45):
for acting in a situationlike that, how they act.
But he's like, give me my shoes,I want my shoes.
It's like, sir, there's gunshots.
We need to get you the fuck out of here.
You can leave your loafers behind againwith the people acting ridiculous
in a crisis, not quite understandingthe gravity of what's happening.
And then he gets up.
I mean, you do hear on the audio,which I'm sure he heard, too.
they said it's secure and the killer'sdown or the shooter's down.

(28:07):
Right?
And then he gets up
and he does the Martin Luther Kingkind of fist bump or whatever like that.
He probably knows instantlythat this is the time to capitalize.
Yeah.
He's like,even if it was legit, if he didn't believe
like I think personally,there's just as good of a chance.
Like, supposeit was a conspiracy and it was staged.
I think there's just as good a chancethat he doesn't know that.
And he's just he believes that he justgot shot at because that's even easier.

(28:30):
That's more believable. Right?
And they're just like,
we're not even gonna bring him into thisbecause he's not actually an actor, right?
So, like, we might as well make him act.
He was at home alone,do what he would do. Oh, right.
Of course. Yes. Oscar worthy.
Oh, totally Oscar worthy yet,
I think he's like,good look, kid or something like that.
Anyways. yeah.
So the, the,the other concerning things about this
is that there's videos that came out ofthey saw the kid walking over to the like

(28:51):
or they didn't see, butover to the bullets vending machine, over
to go over to the store by bullets. Yeah.
And he told them straight to their facewhat he was going to do that day.
No. you can like it's yet again,it's one of those things
that obviously you're not like, thinkingthat somebody is going to shoot, but,
I mean, Secret Service and basicjust surveillance would be.
Okay.
Well,
you know, it's
somebody could do something stupid today,so it's obviously on their mind,

(29:11):
but you see themin the background of their minds.
Their job. Yeah, it's their job literally.
Do you see somethingin the background walking.
And it looks like the guythey haven't been able to
like and decisively saythat it's him or not, or distinctly
say whatever, but he you see himin the background and it's not.
It's literally the shack,
like the janitor'sWillie shack right beside the whole event.
And he's just like,do do do do do total and over there.

(29:32):
And then he like, pops up on the roofor whatever.
You can catch him in the background.
And nobody you said,
you tell me none of the securityand the up to security that they had
that day was like, hey, what's that kiddoing on a roof beside a Trump
that like, no Trump.
Trump thing? What, like
President Trump?
I like that he's got cake.
Oh, I never thought of that.

(29:53):
Oh, shit. Yeah. You like it.
President Trumpjust got you a Trump supporter.
I actually am a Trump supporter.
But yes, Trump enthusiast big time.
but it's a none of the security.
Saw that guy walk into thislike shack over in the in the distance.
And yeah, nobody saw the kid.
Yeah,that's really bizarre, right. Anyway.
Yeah. But so, end of the day.
So it could be a conspiracy.

(30:13):
It could be night.
there's more things where it's just like,people from Twitter
saying that the it's basically one moviewith two screens.
People are kind of trying to put itin the agenda that it's them the best.
There's there's just some I don't knowwhether it's like, this is like a fallacy
or it's just a part of being human,or if it's just because we've been lied to
so much or what,but it feels less likely to me

(30:34):
that it's as we see it, that there's notsomething else going on behind the scenes.
Feels weird to me.
Like, with everything,
with all of government,I'm like, there's no fucking way
that they're just telling us everything,and we already know that.
And yet we sometimes baseour opinions off of that.
What they let us know,which isn't even reality most of the time.
It's like, I don't, I'm not.

(30:55):
So I don't know,I feel like if there's a conspiracy
and you believe thatthere might be a conspiracy,
people think that your sanity isin question and it's like, wait a minute.
If you just are sitting there believingthat everything is totally at face value
and everybody is telling you
the truth at alltimes, that feels way more like insanity.
How do you believe that?
And everything's being served to youon a plate through different veins?

(31:17):
It's so is itis it like the Associated Press?
Is it CBC, is it CNN?
Who is giving you the news?
And obviously they have an agendathat they're gonna push.
So it would depend on what the gives them.
Yeah.
So they are going to put their viewpointsinto each aspect too.
And so they'll,they'll take the same facts
and spin it in such a waybecause of how our language is and stuff.

(31:38):
Right. How you can manipulate people.
They'll take the same exact news,not even lie.
And two different sides will will serve.
It will serve them in different ways.
So then it's coming down the pipeline ofa chain of like 4 or 5 different sources.
And then you're supposedto just accept the end result yet again.
things at face value.
Ignorance is bliss.But at the same time, yeah,
I think something's going onwacky in the background.
And if you're getting your informationon the internet

(31:58):
and people are like, well,what's your sources?
Cite your sources,are your sources reliable?
It's like, who the fuck?What sources are reliable is.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't believe anybody.
Yeah, like any of them at all,
unless it'sa scientific organization or something
that's just giving usinformation on penguins.
I don't fucking believe you.You know, like I don't.
I know that you probably, like,sugarcoated this historical event

(32:19):
or you cooked the books a littleto make it look like a certain thing.
There's just way too many peoplethroughout history meddling in every event
for us to possibly know.
All we get to know is the official story.
In the official story, why wouldn'tyou fabricate it to be serving?
Yeah.
And and why wouldn't the higher ups
leave out certain thingsthat would make them look bad? Obviously.
Like if you're corrupt
and you're laundering moneyand you're a big, successful businessman,

(32:41):
you're gonna be like,yes, I'm a big, successful businessman.
How did you get there?Oh, I laundered money.
No, you're not gonna tell that part.
You're gonna leave
that part
off the books
and somebody might even find outyour laundering money
and put that informationon the internet, too.
And what are you supposed to believe?
Yeah, and then it says here that he did.
And over hereit says he didn't, but I but I didn't.
But your sources, it's like,how do you trust any.
I don't know, I just you go in circles.
Like, I just try to like tolook at what I can affect.

(33:02):
Because when you start really thinkingabout the global event, especially down
south, it starts to just be like,how pull my hair out
100% and, okay,I want to wrap this, whole part
of the conversation up with one last,conspiracy event side of the thing.
It's from a Washington Post,but it's from a group.
Have you obviously heard of QAnon?
Yeah, I've heard of him.
And you know what?
That's all I've heard of them. Yeah.To the Q tip.
Yes, it's a great group. No awful group.

(33:24):
you heard what the Cunanan thingwas, obviously Pizzagate.
Remind me. Yes. Of course. Yes.
Basically accused a whole bunch of peoplewrongfully, you know, wrongfully,
higher ups, that, people are, s-word.
Yeah.
Yeah, that all that gross stuffis all happening, in higher power.
And they went looking for itand it was not there, and it wasn't there.
And it's just conspiracy.
And Trumpis advocating to fight against that

(33:46):
and try and get those pedophilesout of power.
And that's what his that's so that's,that's their their very Republican stance.
But he however is in questionin that regard.
Also having been palswith old fucking Jeffrey.
Exactly.
And like gone to his island
and like they're like, no,he just went to the parties and stuff
and then they find out,oh no, he didn't just he was the party.
He was undercover.
Oh, yeah. He was working on. Yeah,he was working undercover.

(34:07):
He helped bring Epstein down. Yeah.That's right.
That's what was going on.
Official word that makes perfect sense.
The guy who grabs people by the pussy.
Yep. That's that's our man.Nothing but respect.
So anyways, the the theory that came outminutes after the shooting by these
kind of types of peoplewas the blue anon theory.
Oh yeah.
So minutes after Saturday's show,I do like a good rhyming pun.
Yeah, they just changed it to blueI guess.

(34:28):
Blue pill red, but it's red.
I don't fucking know.
Anyways, minutes after Saturdayshooting at a Trump rally in Butler,
PA, liberals began flooding social mediaplatforms with conspiracy theories
that claimed that the blood on formerPresident
Donald Trump'sear was from a theatrical gel pack,
that the shooting was a false flag,perhaps coordinated by the Secret Service.
Oh that's lazy.
I don't think Trump's got plenty of bloodin his ear, right?

(34:49):
They didn't just put that.
So you got to take one for the team.
So just get the Clippers holepuncher. Yeah.
In collaboration with the Trump campaign,that scene of the bloody Trump raising
the fist under an Americanflag was staged.
Oh wait. So is we.Maybe Coonan wasn't Republican.
Maybe they were against him.
And saying that they were just allpresidential people and higher ups are bad
because it's saying that it's liberal.Anybody does matter.
when the Secret Servicestarted allowing the president

(35:10):
under duress to tell them to waitthan stand up and be seen with by
the crowd fist pumping,one user posted on X,
can you blame me for thinkingthis is fake?
The shooting through into overdrive upthe non-monogamy.
Wow, I forgot to take that for a spinagain.
I'll have a sip ofwater. You go to commercial.
and we're back.
Phenomenon dubbed blue anon a playon the right wing conspiracy theory QAnon.

(35:33):
Oh yeah. Okay.
Holy crap.
What's going on here. So okay.
This is what it was on QAnon is redand liberal and doing I get it.
They were this.
Yeah there's like the blue suggestingthat it's the liberals. Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
That refers to liberalconspiracy theories online.
As more Americans losetrust in mainstream institutions
and turn to Partizan commentatorsand influencers for information, experts
say that they are seeing a big uptickin the manufacture and spread of blue

(35:54):
anon conspiracy theories, a sign
that the communal warping of realityis spreading well beyond the right.
The good versus
evil paradigm of QAnon has really takena hold of the anti-Trump movement,
and you're seeing two sidesthat feel like they are fighting a battle
between good and evil.
Author of The Storm Is Upon Ussaid this anyways.
How quote on became a movement, cultand conspiracy theory of everything.
It's coming from major leftistand liberal resistance influencers,

(36:17):
who believe that Trump is so devious
that he'd fake his own assassinationattempt in order to help his campaign.
So that's the blue knot theoryis basically exactly everything
that we just to say.
If he's not devious, so devious,he wouldn't think of that.
He definitely thought of it.
And he's like,I probably couldn't get away with it.
And then I like, we're blowing on him.
Did it. Yeah. Right.
Yeah. So I yeah.
So just being fully transparent here,I didn't fully understand

(36:38):
what the pollution was beforeI fully went into it. Blue anon.
Blue anon. Yeah.
But it's basically yeah,there's the QAnon which is the red side.
And I'm just tired of it already.Yeah. Me too.
So but they're saying what we're sayingkind of that
this whole thing was a bigtheatrical show.
I think that a lot of peoplehave had that crossed their mind.
Yeah, I think pretty well anyone whoheard about it was like, that's not real.
Like, fuck.
Okay.
Well, anyways,so it's up to you to decide.

(37:00):
We do not condone violenceagainst anybody.
There's got to be many different ways.
But if you're upset enough to cancel us,
then I forgive youand go with my blessing. But, Yes, but.
But I'm just trying to be real here.
Just trying to fucking.
I'm just trying to be honest about, howthat probably made most of us feel right.
Like it's just like,oh, that could have been.
That could have beena lot quieter of an election suddenly.

(37:21):
But no, because the thing is thatyou don't know what's going to happen.
No. Supposethey actually didn't miss, right?
Like I can't sit here and say, oh,
I wish they didn't missbecause that's actually, like not helpful.
No. Like to just blast the dudeit doesn't really like
why do you think somebody hasn't doneit already.
It doesn't make sense to do it.
Yeah. Like it's just going to martyr him.
He'll they'll just dig in their heelseven further.

(37:42):
And some other personwho's maybe worse will just rise up like,
I don't know, I'mnot saying that he doesn't deserve it.
Okay. All right.
He deserves a smack.
And then that's what he deserves.
A smack in the head. Yes.And we can all agree, Guy.
No violence.
Whatever. And that's on the way to.So it's, I'm so not a guy.
I got me like, I'mnot a guy that wants to shoot people.
I'm not a guy that wants peopleto be shot.

(38:02):
Like, I really wishthat everyone could just talk shit out.
I actually, I,
I just think there should be gun control,but that's a whole different other story.
That's anotherthat is just a whole different bag.
And then you know what?
Then stupid little things like thiswouldn't happen.
The whole Jim Jefferies thing where he'sjust like in Australia, everybody gets mad
sometimes in this shooting and we,we were like, all right, that's it.
No more guns.
And then they took away the gunsand look at this.
And hey, we're doing pretty, prettyalright in Canada.

(38:23):
And, yeah, we can play sports.
Everybody's going to come try to shoot usnow. Yeah.
No, figure it out with baseballbats, people. Let's get real.
Yeah. man.
Yeah, man. Use a baseball bat.
Okay, okay. I got a palate cleanser here.
We're going to switch.we're going to switch venues.
Yeah. To heavy. that was that was,Did you hear about that?
Ingrid, country singer.
Do, her, the national anthemat the recent MLB game?

(38:44):
No. So I hope you can hear this.
I'll have to add this and post after.
So the people at home canhear. But I want you to hear.
The rockets red. Oh!
Whoa! Spurs.
Yeah. What?
We don't need to hear tonight.
And that's all they wanted tohear, did you?

(39:04):
How do you get that?
Like like porn star. Yeah.
As an inflection in your voicefor the national anthem that it was.
Absolutely. Yeah. Did you hear so.
Yeah. No, I heard it.
The whole thing was like that.
That was whoa.And there's so there's a bunch.
So this because she just wanted to be likego viral or something. Yeah.
Like Ingrid.
No, she's trolling or,you know, she's already viral.

(39:25):
She's a four timeGrammy nominated country artist.
Her name is Ingrid Andrus.
Andrus, whatever.I never heard about that.
Last time when we were watching the,Not the Canucks.
Yeah, the Canucks game,when it was just like the person
singing was, like, kind of taking a lotof liberties with the national anthem.
It's like this weird rite of passage
where singers are like,watch what I can do with this bitch.
It's like, what was it you sing the song?

(39:47):
We know how the song goes.
There's actually some notesthat the song actually has.
You don't have to, like,jazz it up to the point
of where it's a different song now.
And The Simpsons called that yet again.So funny.
Like, what was it 20 years ago?
They had Cyndi Lauperdo the national anthem.
I mean, it's like girls just want to.
Or the home, home of the brave.She like cats.
The girls is what I find Larry.And she goes on it.
O'er the land of the free

(40:11):
and the home.
Home of the brave.
Of America, the home of the brave.
A the better.
America the brave, the brave.
Home of the brave.
That goes for the Marco.

(40:31):
Thank you.
Cindy. Lofty. goes on it.
Everybody in the audienceis just like looking at their watches,
and they're like, tired of the CyndiLauper just going off and was like, dude,
nailed it.
Yeah, yeah,yeah, exactly. It's amazing. That's.
Yeah, it's just like,how are you fucking wandering
your voice around so hard on this songthat was supposed to be sung
a certain way because it's the nationalanthem and you're gonna make it your own.

(40:53):
So she ended up coming out to bepart of the national anthem right now.
Yeah, yeah.
We've artistic integrity on a songthat's 300 years old or whatever.
She or whatever, we've done it.
Yeah, we've seen it all.
Okay.
But, she actually came up todayand said, that she was wasted,
and now she's checking into rehabbecause the whole thing.
Whoa. Yeah. She's blaming the. She's.

(41:14):
Oh, yeah.
Which yet again,how the hell do you go out there hammered.
That's wild.
Also like the saying, okay, timeto go out in front of thousands of people.
Sing their country's fucking song. Yeah.
Just turfed,
and I understand.
And now listen.
But if you're a four time great,
like I have never heard of thisart like particularly I have now.

(41:35):
So maybe.
But some people are more carefulwhen they drink.
Yeah, yeah.
Not this. Not. No.She took the, left turn.
But the thing is, like, she's used tobig crowds, so it's like, what?
I don't know, maybe she.
It wasn't a big a deal for her.
She was just like has a drinking problemand let it get out of hand that day.
Or she needed to copewith an audience as big.
But if you know, if you've had a careerthat's gone, that there's no way you care.

(41:58):
Maybe though,or I mean, it's just a crutch.
And she's just like, oh, I was drunk.
I wasn't reallyit would make a good excuse. Yeah.
And she just fucked up.
And she was like,
maybe trying to takesome liberties, fucked up,
and then was trying to double down,fucked up again.
And now she's like, I was wasted with me.
That that's not my, you know,what was wasted. Like, I wonder if.
Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of things
like if you, if she had been hammeredthe night before or something as well,

(42:20):
and her voice is all ragged and fucked upas well, like from just drinking
fucking and, weed and stuff and then like,or smoking cigarets or something.
And then the next day she's like,
has a few more drinks to kind of likemake her hangover go away.
And now she's like, fuck,I'm kind of drunk again.
Now I gotta go outand sing the national anthem.
She can't go out.
Yeah, well,probably should have, but damn.
Yeah,
I probably don't have somebodyin the sidelines to sing it,

(42:40):
but then it's one of those thingswhere I feel like I could sing it better.
So they just grab any fucker off the side.
Yeah, yeah.
Can you do this?
Yeah, like like 20s in.
It's like, yo, fill in right now.
Yeah. We just started a thingwhere we're going to get a fan to sing.
It's brand new, event, if you want to comesing the national anthem, it'll be fine
that you're shitty at it, Fred Smith,because you're not a singer.
No. We should bring back that old schoolbig cane.

(43:01):
And just like, you know, that's off.
Off like, left center, like left stage andjust be like, okay, you had your chance.
That's a big cane.
It's like in the middle of the,like, arena.
Giant fucking stadium. Yeah.
Just hookerby the football field. Oh my God,
it's a visual.
Half a football field away.
There's just a guy in like ain the dugout like. Yeah.
Like in like the change room.

(43:22):
She's like, sweating,like trying to clean up, watching it.
You wouldn't think coming across the fieldthis is like trying to clean it up.
So she sings welland it starts to recede again. She's like.
And then she hits a no go. Comesback, comes back.
Oh my God, this is horrifying.
That's a visual funny cartoon dude.
100% Bugs Bunny.
I'm not sure it is that that.
Yeah, just the biggest cane and known to
historyis like ducking out of the way, right?

(43:42):
She's she's like, come back here. Get it.
She's like moving.
Yeah.
See, the video would make a lot more likeif you saw the video than hers.
The way she sang it would make sensebecause she was dodging this hook.
Big footed cane. Yeah.
No. Yeah.
Functionscome from her dodging a big 300ft cane.
Yeah, I would try and drag her off stage.
I can singif that was happening to me. Of course.
People are always trying to drag me offstage of the hook.

(44:03):
I'm trying to drum.
It's slowly taking one piece
of drum across the corner of my ear,like the corner of my ear.
See it right out of the corner of my ear,
just like, and here's your ride, okay?
Got his ride up.I've now I've got his his left kick.
I'm down one.
Yeah. You'rejust playing with what you have. Yeah.
Anyways, that's very dumb.
That was a fun. Yeah,that was a fun, story.

(44:24):
And, but like,
the thing that I think of is just like,oh, I'm going to go to rehab now.
And I think that's just the wayto save face and be like,
I'm being held accountable for my actions.
No, she probably has a problem.
And she's I mean, listen to the wayshe said, why would you do that?
Oh yeah. Oh my God.
I know what we have to program.
And our next button. Our next sound.
Yeah, yeah, well, I'll just use herbecause that was awesome.

(44:45):
Now I actually we have you.
We can just.
I can do it. Just. Yeah, I hit a button.
I just twist your nipple.
Yeah,but I think do geocode the hell out of it.
So I think artistic integrity is deadas an artist.
Killed it. Yeah.
Come on.
Like, let her dowhat an artistic and integrity is dead.
And she killed it.
There's a string of words therethat makes sense.

(45:06):
Okay. Yeah. anyways,is there any conspiracy?
Is there anything that you wanna bringto the table?
Well, way less heavy.
I when you when you were mentioningabout conspiracies,
I was thinking about justI mean my job, I'm at work
and I'm selling doobies to peopleand which is wonderful job, by the way.
I fucking love it.And I'm looking at these things.
Somebody is like,oh, give me an activa or whatever, like,
okay, let's put this tube or this like jaror whatever and see, this one's 27%.

(45:28):
oh yeah, I like that. Cool.
And then I sell it to them.
And some of these things are coming inand they say like 34% THC, like,
you know, 5%.
That's a lot.Yeah, that's pretty good for flower.
Like the highest I've ever seenis maybe like 34%.
Yeah.
And it's like whiskey 35% kind of thing.
Yeah.
But but the thing is, it'snot like whiskey where it's like 45%.

(45:51):
Well, like, anyway, like whiskey,
it actuallyis the percent that it says on the bottle,
probably because it's a liquidand it's like easily quantifiable.
Right? Right.
You can say there's 40% alcohol.
Yeah. Right.
Or roughly, you know, 42 or whatever. Yes.
But with this weed, it's like the way
they test it, I'm almost certainthat they take the nug, right.

(46:13):
Take a nug of weed
and they test with the machineall over the nug
until they get the highestreading they can, and then they legally,
I'm pretty sure they have totake the final reading that they do.
Which, I mean, why wouldn'tyou just keep doing it
until you get a good oneand then stop? Right? Right.
But obviously it costs moneyfor these testing labs to do it.
So if a company is like going to grow abunch of weed, they need to get it tested

(46:34):
right in order
to put the number of the percentage of THCon the packaging and stuff.
If they if the testing company returns
high numbers,they're going to get used more
and they're going to make more moneyand be more successful.
So they there's an incentive, right?
There's an incentive to churn outhigher percentage numbers
and put that on your labelso that people buy your product.
And we've all been trained to go,oh, it's a higher percentage.

(46:56):
My money is being wasted lessbecause this will get me higher,
so I'll smoke less of it,blah, blah, blah.
There's a quantity rational rationalefor my bang, right?
Or whatever. More bang for my buzz.
Yeah, sure. Exactly right.
And so I just think that it's bullshit.
I think that you can't knowbecause it's a plant.
You don't know where it's allocatingall of its resources in the NUG.
You've got,
you can test over here and it's 33%you can test over here and it's 22%.

(47:19):
You can test over here, 17% over hereit's 30%.
So like they're justwould you have enough average.
Yeah. No, no. Take the final reading.
Oh that's the highest right.You take that.
Well you're going to stop at a high numberright.
And you're going to put thethat as you're Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Save us. Tell us what Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Yeah I heard you, but why did you say it?
Oh, because he's a scientist.

(47:39):
He is a scientist.
I don't think he's going to fuck with me,though. Fair enough.
He thinks it's for degenerateswho all go to hell or something.
But that's not cool,man. Not real. But anyway,
I hope, but, Yeah. No.
Anyway, so I think that, you know,a slight conspiracy
just way on aon a consumer day to day level.
Think about what you're buying.
Because when it says 25%, evenI fall into the trap of being like, oh,

(48:02):
this is a nice one.It's got a high number on it, right.
You know,and I mean, that's all I have to go by.
I can't see the weed in the jar
or like me, I'd be like, I want a lowerone because I don't smoke a lot, right.
Or at all.
So it is hopefully kind oflike an average. Right.
Like they they're marketing itas a 22% weed right now or whatever.
Right. They're getting the bestthey can out of it.
But what you're looking at is

(48:22):
probably the highest numberthat they managed to achieve.
So like and I honestly thinkthat some companies fudge it.
They justwhy wouldn't you just fudge the numbers
a little bit, you know, likeand not on purpose.
They just oh we got a nice high reading.Lock it in. Yeah. Call.
You know this weed is 33%all the way across.
Even though it's notyou could get a different jar
that has way weaker weed in it.
But the test that they last did was 33%.

(48:42):
And so they're right there in the jar.
Every fucking bud that comes throughfrom the screen testing every
even if they did, you test over itone inch over or like you test
the same budlike a millimeter to the left.
And it's going to have different levelsof trichomes.
It's going to have differentlevels of THC. It's a plant, right? Yeah.
We can't quantify it like, liquid in a,in a jar in a, like, distillation process.
Right. Yeah.

(49:02):
Where we can,we can see how much it is in there.
Right. For the most part.
But anyway, I'm just
I just think that it's kind of bullshitthe way that they're marketing to us.
also, they rememberwhen they were getting rid of flavoring,
from, like,cigarillos and shit, like, eyes and stuff.
You can't give it, like,a bull's eye anymore.
Yeah. No, it's marketing towardskids. Black cherry.
Those are good, right?

(49:23):
Yeah.
I would have one of thoseevery once in a while.
Probably, if it wasn't for the factthat they're not it.
So basically you can't have colorfulpackaging that markets to kids on
cigarets.
Can't have like a yellow and greenand rainbow package of cigarets.
Right.
It has to have like pictures of cancerall over it
and shit like can be brownand disgusting and dirty, right?
Yeah,but in the weed market, there's these

(49:45):
bright, brightly colored tubeswith like, the fucking circus in there.
It's like the whole thing. It looks likeit's designed for 12 year old.
It's like an animal cracker box.It is. It's like.
It looks like it's designedfor 12 year olds.
So some of these products. Right? Yeah.
And they're like blueberry flavoredfucking blasters
with extra distillate inside.
And they're 50%
THC and like, all this,
like, infused ones and stuffwith a bunch of flavorings and stuff.
It's like, what are you smoking anymore?

(50:06):
Like, what are the clowns?
Honker like nose honker 50%.
Yeah. We just we ran out of nosehonkers and sold them on.
There were no fire.
The nose honkers get more nose honkers.
I don't know, I just, I sell this shitall day and I'm just like, okay, like,
the numbers are going up and up and up,and our tolerance is going up

(50:26):
and up and up and it's like,
not necessarily just so everyone knows,THC isn't the fucking end all be all
when it comes towhether or not you enjoy your weed,
you know, like just being enormouslyfucking rocked by this weed
and then it being burnt outright after it, even if it had a high THC.
That's not necessarily the goal you want.
Like a nice buzz, right?
Yeah.
I, you know, like,
you relax, you don't want to be catatonicand unable to speak to people.

(50:48):
You want to be having a nice timewatching the movie or whatever, right?
Like, you know,trying to rethink your fucking whole life
and existence on planet Earth.
You'retrying to fucking just chill out like
so I don't know,don't tell me how to live, dad.
Yeah, right.
Hey, if people are lookingfor different shit in the store,
sometimes people are like, fuck me up.
I put on, here's what you want.
1000 milligram joint, a junkie.
You're going to put on Cat Stevenson the record player.

(51:09):
I take a huge bong toke.
I, get incapacitated.I don't even listen. Yeah.
I start to panicand I don't even listen to the record
throw up in the toilet,and then I just go right to sleep.
Fucking awesome. Lovely.
Saturday. Yeah. Or Tuesday.You know what? I do it every day.
It's hell.
Yeah. Yeah, that's what we were.we're about here.
Okay?We're going to go to our last final break.
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They walked right past the sign that saidTesla coil defense is covered in bushes.
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It's a little overgrown.
Yeah, I should probably trimthose blinds off of it.
It just says trespassing
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It's like 15 people wandering around outhere.

(54:21):
Dude, it's a sign out of here.
It's like the no is covered. Yeah.
Oh, sorry. Everyone leaves. My bad,my bad. It.
I think, Tesla
or whatever five electric power bandwould have something to say about that.
it's a song called signs.
Anyways. Nice. yeah. Yeah.Got it in there.
so we said that we were going to talkabout
the fifth Beatle on the last episode,and we just didn't.

(54:41):
Yeah,I was actually was wondering about that.
We just didn't.
We just totally got off topic and,just didn't.
So it's just like,
okay, I think we should have mentioned it,at least in this episode.
It's very distracting.
It was too distracting.
Yeah. It'sthey're talking about dogs and and eggs.
Listen to that episodeif you haven't. It's a banger.
I really like that.
Yeah, that was awesome. Yeah.Tristan's homie, we had a great time.
We talked about some cool, sports stories.

(55:01):
But anyways, get into it.
so the fifth Beatle, have you heard?
I wanted to ask.
Have you heard of, like,
apparently there's been, like, 5 or 6,and Yoko Ono actually was 5 or 6. Six.
The Beatles 5 or 6.
They keep rotating them out.
And we just realized that maybe,maybe we just better with full.
I don't like this guy.
Yeah.
he, there actually is.

(55:22):
And Yoko Ono was apparently on the list.
I wouldn't classify her as one.
Yeah, but she was the the she. Right?
Yeah, but she probably does. Yeah.
And the salary.
But the one I'm talking about is a mannamed Pete Best.
He's an English musicianwho was the drummer for the Beatles
from 1960 to 1962,which is right before they took off.

(55:42):
he was dismissed immediatelybefore the band achieved worldwide fame,
and was one of several peopleto be referred to as a fifth Beatle.
so basically how it happened wasand I get into it.
So there was a band called the hurricanes
in the 50s, and that'swhere Ringo was originally from,
and they were going on tourwith the Beatles Up and Coming,

(56:04):
and they met Ringo through this tour
because the hurricanes was waybigger than the Beatles at this time.
Yeah, there's that Scorpion song about it,right?
Like Rock. You like the hurricanes?
Yes, that'swhat that's about. Yeah. That's a

(56:35):
yeah, Pete Best.
Anyway.
Yeah.
You got rocked, dude. Dude.
But all about Pete Best. Yeah.
Great. Great. Picking up on that.I never noticed that. That's great.
Well, music buff over here, star Ringo
was part of Rory Stormin the Hurricanes in January 1962.
And he. Rory Storm in the hurricanes.

(56:56):
That's amazing. Yeah, he was like,I want to listen to those guys now.
And apparently they got some bopslike summertime and and shit like that.
And, they were actually a quitea big fan of by Paul McCartney,
George Harrison and John Lennon.
And like these guys are great.Let's go together and do a tour.
So they're doing Hamburg.
the Beatles do Hamburg.
before returning to the hurricanesfor a third season at Butlins.
This is, Ringo Starr.

(57:17):
On August 14th, Starr acceptedLennon's invitation to join the Beatles.
Beatles manager Brian Epstein firedthe drummer,
Pete Best, who recalled,he said, I've got some bad news for you.
The boys want you out.
And Ringo in George Martin wasn't toopleased with my playing
and the boys fight,which is with another manager.
The boys thought I didn't fit in.
Starr first performed as a member of theBeatles on the 18th of August, and shit.

(57:42):
Who the hell is this guy?
Yeah, maybe you could comment downa little bit, Pete.
Well, so that's what I'm so basically.
I mean, I know it's a big tripand oh, that Ringo,
such a trip or whatevertrope that Ringo Stripe.
That's just a British way of saying trip.
it was, that Ringo was such a shittydrummer and blah blah blah, so whatever.
And even thethe Beatles had jokes about that.

(58:03):
He's not even the best drummerin the Beatles.
Yeah, but I imagine being kicked outbecause you're not good enough.
And then.
Oh, but this Ringo guy, man,this guy can can hit.
I was replaced by Ringo Starr,
and you're still alive.
Like, I hate it just as much as you.
That's strength, bro. No. Good for him.Yeah, no. For sure.
Starr firstperformed as a member of the Beatles 1962

(58:25):
at a horticultural Society danceat Port Sunlight.
After his first appearanceat the Cavern Club the following day.
Best fan so Pete best fans, upsetby his firing, held vigils
outside the houseand the club shouting Pete forever!
Ringo never!
Harrison receiveda black eye, actually had no lives.
There was nothing to do.There was nothing.
Yeah, go to my fucking guy's houseand yell shit.
Just distractedby, you know, Facebook and online AOL.

(58:47):
Yeah, I'm affected by this.
I guess this is essentiallywhat people do on Facebook now.
They just don't go to people's houses.They don't have to leave their house.
Yeah. And they can be way tougher because.
Because now it's just like they'll saya bunch of unheard of uncouple.
Now you're going to get arrestedbecause they're keyboard heroes.
But back then it was just like politesigns like, hey, bring our drummer back,
please, guys.
Oh, were they played signs?
Well,it beat forever, Ringo. Never. It's pretty

(59:09):
elementary.
Yeah, it's fighting words.
Yeah. Fuck you.
Harrison received a black eye,so George Harrison
actually got punched by an upset fan.
And obscene,whose car tires were flattened in anger.
Temporarily hired a bodyguard.
Yeah. So, Wow.
Pete Best, explains the situation.
I still think it would have beenthe same Beatles.
I still think they would have beenplaying the same music.

(59:31):
And I still think the soundwould have been very, very similar.
Best said, if they didn't get kicked out,to this day, I still don't know why.
I was dismissed. And this is when he's a.
Your name isn't as cool as Ringo.
That's why Rio Star is a better name.
There's he. He's gone to some campsites.
This Pete Best and people are paying himsix grand just to jam with him
at, what, six campsite campsites like it?

(59:51):
Just campsites. The Beatlesdrummer from 96, blah blah blah.
He all got fantasy rock camp in my mind.
So it's not to fuck.
Yeah,the fantasy Rock campsite in Manhattan.
You pay him to come to a studio?
He used to be in the Beatles,for God's sake.
Yeah, he's just like that inside. No.
Well, we'll play acoustically
around a campfire here,so treat it like gold stream and jam.
What?
Best was dismissedjust before the Liverpool lads achieved

(01:00:14):
worldwide fame, loves and hasn't spokento his former bandmates since 1962.
He hasn't talked to any of themsince 1962.
That's not his choice.
I guess they're not talking to him. Yeah.
Pete Best on who he is.
Pete's blowing up my phone again, mate,I don't recall.
Yeah, I would just ignore it.
Some of the stories that came out,you scratch your head and wonder,
was I actually in the band for two years?Was I friends with any of them?

(01:00:36):
Because it just didn't make sense, said,who admitted
to having many sleepless nightssince then.
Yeah, it's sad actually.
Pretty sad.
Yeah.
Okay, so basically what happened washe was the
the original drummerfor the got kicked out.
He got booted for Ringo bro.
And likeRingo did contribute to some songs
like I'm pretty sure Ringo did, Octopus'sParty like wrote some songs he did.

(01:00:56):
So there would be some different,
obviously silly timeline.
But yeah, that's he'sgot a fucking Octopus's Garden.
Thank you, Ringo Starr.
Fuck you Pete best. Yeah,I think I've said it before.
I'm like my my, my hottest fucking takeis that I just.
I'm not a huge Beatles guy.I just fucking don't care.
I get it, I'm, I do.
That's almost more sacrilegiousthan Trump.

(01:01:17):
That's what I'm saying, man.
I'm going to alienate the otherhalf of the world now.
It's like I was on it.
I was with this guy all the wayuntil he said he doesn't like the Beatles.
I acknowledge themand I think they're awesome.
I don't have anything against them at all.
I just for my own tastes.I don't want to fucking hear it any more.
Seeking.
God damn right.
I grew all the down that song.
It's just silly and happy.
I don't love silly happy shitvery often at all.

(01:01:37):
Like, it's just fucking silliness.
Hey, lads, stop being so happy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Go through your emo phase.
Yeah. Give me some fucking sadBeatles songs. I'm in there.
I've had. I've had the best life ever.I have nothing to be sad about.
What do you have to be sad about? True.That's what. Yeah.
They've had pretty good lives, I think.
I mean, I can no suspectbeen all torture, but
Ringo Starr is nowworth 350 million suspected.

(01:01:58):
And that's when you do other thingswhere they're like,
oh, maybe this guy's like, just better
because Ringo makes so much moneyoff the Beatles. Pete.
$10 million, actually.
So he did record ten tracksthat never made the light of day.
The whole timethat the Beatlemania was going on.
but in 1995, they made a whole compilationalbum called anthology,
with those ten tracks being included.

(01:02:20):
And they gave it doesn't say, butthey gave best a seven figure contract.
Good from that.
So he got a million, $1 millionfrom the Beatles, from 1 million
or 99 million anywhere in between 99million or anyway, 99, 99.
Yeah. So then so he's
paid, I would say, well enough.

(01:02:42):
And then it goes intohow much money do you need?
Or better than me for now.
And there is,which I don't really want to get into it,
but apparently there is certain suspicionsthat like
apparentlyhe did make an attempt at his own life.
And it was because of this in the mid 70sand his brother and mom found him.
But it was a very rough
mentally to go through and he said,oh fuck, that wasn't the reason.
It wasn't anything to do with the Beatles.
And he's like, but nobody should askwhy somebody does something like that.

(01:03:04):
No, his own words.
Hard to be alive. Yeah.
And but everybody suspectsit was because of him
being booted from the Beatlesand then turning into the basically
the biggest band of sure didn'tgoddamn help. No, never.
You know, like, oh, everything would beso different if blah, blah, blah.
If I had only, you know, like, it'swhat you'd be thinking every 12 seconds.
And it's mindset too.
And it's like it's actually figuring outand living these certain situations.
But at the same time, like bro, I'm notgoing to tell you to cool your jets, but

(01:03:29):
you did a
lot more in your lifethan 99.9% of the people
on the earth, and that's still somethingto be celebrated and proud about.
And he's and he'sapparently a really good drummer.
I mean, and he he kills it andhe still plays music and stuff like that.
He's been.
But you do have something to prove.
After getting kicked out of the Beatlesfor Ringo
Starr, I'd be just like in the fucking gymdrumming fucking oh,

(01:03:49):
the Rock did go
start blast beating the Rocky montagewhere he's like looking at the
the Russian fighter in the mirrorand whatever. And he's like, practicing.
And he's like, fuck this guythrowing darts at the picture of the guy.
Whatever. Playing muscles.
Yeah, it's just got a pictureof Happy Ringo's drum.
Stupid. Yeah.
Overcompensating everything. Yes.
I gotta do triplets. Yeah.
Stop playing like Beatlesshit. Like. Yeah.

(01:04:10):
Just way too much.
Yeah. Anyway, so that's I.
So I watched the storyon the old YouTube about this guy,
and I just thought I would bring it up.
I think out of all the other ones,
like they're saying that his managerwas a fifth Beatle and blah blah blah,
I think this guy would be the, in my mind,one of the best
because apparently there was a bassistwho was also,
which I can't remember his name,but he was very briefly,

(01:04:31):
in the realm of the Beatles.
But I like a half real.
Yeah. He was. Yeah, yeah,he was an idol. Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Well, anyway, anyways.
Yeah, yeah,but dad jokes out of here. but. Yeah. No.
So fifth Beatle is not Yoko to be bestbe best be best mate.
Pete best actually had more of an actual,like, musical influence
on the Beatles than a Yoko.

(01:04:52):
I would say so. So?
So yeah, Yoko just yodel.
She was the only, yeah, the yodelincredibly good at shrieking decently.
And that was.
That's what they were missing. Yes.
So, anyways, it's been, it's been a, it'sbeen a gas.
It's been a gosh darn slice, y'all.
It's been a pleasure.hanging out with y'all. you are friends.
And anybody else listening?We wanna just shout and say thank you.

(01:05:12):
Bunch of people in Virginia.
Thank you. Oh, hey. Shut up.
Virginia either 17.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, I'm not gonna get into the brasstacks of getting the numbers,
but, 70,000 is what I was gonna say.
Yeah, all 17,000 of you. Yes.
Thank you. I talked over,you know. Okay. That's okay.
I accidentally talked overyou once or twice during this podcast.
I want to apologize about that.I didn't at all to you.
And I don't have anything to apologizefor, if that's what I was thinking.

(01:05:36):
I'm perfect. Thanks, Stan. Yeah, I agree.
So you're serving today,by the way, Dylan.
Remember, with it,we learned about right serving. See?
You're serving. See,like the great big. I was censoring.
Get the hell out of here.
The great big.
We stop. We can stop this. Okay.
I feel very stupid today.
I've just been. I gotta I gotta disclose.
I feel like I've,not been my most articulate self today.

(01:05:57):
What?
I've tried my best to get my point across,and I feel like now.
Now we've alienated all of the Trumpsupporters that were listening to us
and all the Beatle fansand all of the Beatle fans.
That makes up everyone in the world.That's huge. Yeah, it's 5050, man.
You can't be both.
Yeah, well, I hope everybody takeswhat we say with a grain of salt.
You have to.
I we're just some dummies. I'm just, like,fucking rattling off the mouth.
I hope that nobody takes anythingpersonally.

(01:06:18):
It's.
Yeah, we're the least violent dudesI can think of,
so nobody needs to be shooting anybodyto prove a point.
Doesn't help either, I don't think. Yeah.
Imagine.
Wouldn't imagine the worldwhere homeboy didn't miss.
Right.
And it was a horrifying scenethat would be very fucked up.
To what? To for the world to see. Yeah,no matter what it is.
And we'd be having
a very different conversation right nowabout how it's not cool to murder people.

(01:06:40):
Right? Right.So it's fair, you know, I am.
Yeah.
I have to say, I am begrudgingly gladthat it didn't get shot.
Yeah, like at the same time,because I just don't think it would help.
I it it wouldn't.
And I also don't want to see the guyget shot.
I just know it's humanityand honestly like it.
I mean, you can kind of see him shut up.
Maybe take a couple like punchesto the mark or something, like,

(01:07:01):
yeah, sit in jailfor a long time for his crimes.
Yeah, that would be cool.That's as far as it needs to go.
And obviouslyhumans are different than cougars,
but I do get the point you're articulatingwith that, with the guy being,
oh, he's much more dangerousthan a cougar. Yeah. He's. Yeah. Yeah.
He was. Yeah.
You know, because he can talk.
but it's one of those thingswhere we obviously think that everybody
should just try and get along and, put,put up, put a flower in your rifle.

(01:07:21):
Put a flower in your rifle. Flower power.
Oh. Also, just wanted to say,
did you hear about the conspiracy theoryabout how all black cats are just died?
White cats.
That they die as black cats?
That the way they that.
Why did you say that's not a conspiracy?Jump job!
Get out of here!
Shut up!

(01:07:42):
Oh. Thanks, Jeff. Job for the job. Yeah.
And on that note, that note.
These are my these are my these are mythese are my these are my friends.
I was totally out of sync with you. It'sthat's kind of.
Today we're a little disjointed.I'm not going to lie.
Hey, we're dancing and we're dancing.
We're dancing with to fight.
Yeah. I mean, we're going to fightafter this. Going to.
We're going to go rollaround on the launch and bro, come on.
We're rolling around on the lawnand I flip over my head okay.

(01:08:04):
Love you guys. Peace out. These.

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