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Another WILD ride! First we go over Dans outdoor show with his thrash metal band TORREFY! With footage from the performance 😉
Then... HEAVY METAL HORROR STORIES such as Steven Tyler ADOPTED a 14 year old girl... and DATED HER??? Yuck.. And a man who cut off his hands and replaced them with PIG HOOFS??? WHAT!?? Then we roll into AI vs DYLAN...
Ai writes us a horror story, Dylan writes us a horror story, can YOU guess which is which???
And Top Alternative rock hits from the week of August 10th 1991! Big Audio Dynamite, The Psychedelic Furs, and Candyflip? WHO WAS ON THE TOP OF THE CHARTS IN 1991!
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This friend is on.
Hello.
This is on.
Hello? Hello.
Yo, yo yo. What up? Hello.
There you are.
Hi. How are you?
I'm okay. How are you?
I'm good.
Thanks. Well.That's good. I'm glad we cleared that up.
So, what is itthey're going to be doing today?
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There d money we got, a hot roster.
as always. As always.
Yeah, we got some fire coming up,
metal horror storiesbecause we're going to start with the,
er, heavy metal showthat happened on Wednesday.
That was at center.Yeah, that was pretty amazing.
I really want to thank everybody who maybeis listening to this who came out.
a lot of hundreds of people came out.
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It was really awesome.
hell yeah.
Maybe the biggest crowdI've ever played drums for.
So that was really nice.
And, a lot of really nice complimentsfrom people afterwards saying,
what a good job we did. Soall in all was success.
You got some stellar photos.
you got some stellar videos,and it sounded really good.
Brody was on behalf of MMF going downthere.
He's our ground floor. no intern.
(01:09):
He's our intern.
Yeah, yeah,
it was bringing me coffee, and you'relike, dude, I need that right now.
I'm fucking driving, man.
Just like from cups in your mouth. Yeah.
actually, that seems pretty dope yet.
Long as they don't spill.
And, but he got some shots,which I'm going to try and twist
into a cool little short. Short.
It's cool, I forgot there.
Yeah. Taking snaps.
Yeah, yeah, I hired him.That was very busy.
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I couldn'tI couldn't be there because I fucking one.
I'm one of two jobsthat I have was keeping me late,
so it's got mouths to feed.
Yeah I got to feed,I got cats to feed. So. That's right.
Yeah. It was, sad I wasn't.
I wasn't able to be there,but I mean, it was also say
you weren't able to be there,but I understand. Yeah.
You see me drown before. It's okay. Yeah.The next one.
The next one that I'm not working at workor I can get out of.
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I'll just go, like, book it ahead to be.Okay. See this date here? Fuck off.
That's what I'll say.
That was exact right. He's playing a show.
I have to have it off.
This is do or die.
I need to be there.
but yeah, that's coolthat Brody was able to take a few snaps.
And I'm looking forwardto seeing some of those.
It was, Yeah.
It sound really good.I saw you guys got a lot of videos.
I saw a lot of it, and you guys killed it.
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You guys sound it,and it sounded really stellar.
Yeah, he said it sounded likeit was really fun, honestly.
Just like looking at it. The.
It's like a sea of people.You don't really.
You can't really, like,make out any one person. Very well.
Like I, there were several peoplethat said that they went,
I thought that they hadn't gone.
See, like my sister and her boyfriend,I thought that they didn't make it
and was like, oh, well, whatever.
And I was, you know, went insideand thought that they were going to be.
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And then I found out they did.They were there the whole time.
They enjoyed it a lot. And I was like,oh, okay.
The whole bunch of peoplethat I didn't get a chance to even see
because there's just too many people.
So that was yeah, it's really nice.Thanks everybody.
I really like that thing that John said.I don't know if he's his original.
Lee the guy that said it, but like, I've never I mean, it's pretty basic,
but it was pretty coolthat, like, the more, you know,
he was going to say that it's not like he,like, told us he was going to say that
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or just going to speakthis went off and said that.
So I don't know if anybody,
he might not have beenthe first person to say it,
but that was a really wicked quote. Yeah.
The more that you take away,the less they have to lose.
I love that he said that.
It's the, you know, basically, to put itinto context for people who don't know,
there was a complaint made about the punknight a week or two before our night.
and they claim that there were justonly dark and dystopian bands.
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And how is it that, you know,
there was a letter writtenby one of these Karen types
that basically was complainingabout the noise.
It was an outdoor showjust for anybody who wasn't.
That's in our exact realm.
Centennial square is an outdoor
kind of in the heart of downtown,the courtyard courtyard.
And there's plenty of like,condos and stuff around it.
And it was a Wednesday night.
And anyway,someone was disturbed by this and felt
the need to write to the mayorthat it was, you know, to stop
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and that only pretty beautiful musicneeds to be played.
And there wasn't much talentand there was a lot of bass
and blah, blah, blah,really unkind things.
But I feel like that helped the scenerally a little bit, honestly,
because they were like, no, how about youshut the hell up and you better
have fun. Yeah,we're having a lot of fun here.
And there's kids enjoying themselvesrunning around like all this stuff.
So anyway, for, you know,John decided to stop for a minute
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and say, you know, I don't understandthe mentality behind this.
It's the same kind of mentality that makessomebody put spikes on a park bench
so that you can't lay down,
you know, you don't even have a homeof your own kind of thing.
And that got a pretty good cheer.
And then he said, you know,they don't seem to understand
that the more you take away from somebody,the less they have to lose.
And it's just like, that's one of thoselike pause and think about the things.
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I was like, damn, did you shit like,you know, rally bro, I know.
Yeah. So that's cool.
John's out thereinciting riots and we're all about it.
I mean, I play the drums for the riotbig time. No problem.
It's super rats.
But no, I mean, opposite of a riot.
There was no garbage left afterwards.
I was there until the end when we cleanedup, there was like, no garbage.
There's no fighting, no overdoses.
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Nobody too drunk, nobody throwing up.
None of this stuff like this is zerolike negativity to this entire event.
And I really am proud of everybodyfor just having a really good time.
Everywhere you look, big smiles,they're just happy
that someone's having a metal eventand that we're allowed to play drums
outside and shit, you know, and do thethe metal community in Victoria is huge.
And so those people are saying
that shit is just like,dude, you're so out of touch.
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You're so out of touch.
Like, get out of here as thoughwhat's going on, you're
in your little living room could possiblybe more important than hundreds
of people in the town square outsidehaving fun and moshing and children
enjoying and laughing like, come on!
And it's a couple hours, like,get over it.
We were done at 946.
There was likethe finishing band was done.
Petrification was likegetting off the stage, completely done.
After their encore, it was like 946.
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It wasn't even 10:00.
So like, you can go back to, you know,you get a nice early bedtime, no problem.
People just need something to bitch about.
anyway, so.
But it was a great success.Really enjoyed it.
So I guess we'll we'll segue thatwent into a heavy metal horror stories.
But first let's give us, these are mythese are my these are my friends.
But these are more friends. Yes.
(05:48):
Welcome to these are my friends.This is our 27th episode.
What up, what up?
we got, Yeah, I got a, a lot of.
Well, I got somesome heavy metal horror stories.
I really horror stories are just cool.
True stories from heavy metal slashrock bands. All right, all right.
I wonder if there's any of the onescrossing over.
I have a couple of my own as well. Sick.
And then I also got two stories.
That's a new segment I'm introducing.
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It's called They're Short Stories.
I promise I won't bore you, Daniel,with the long,
nonsensical ones,but it's ones made by I, ones made by me.
You're going to have to figure outwhich one was made by me.
Which one was made by I.
So it's the new segmentcalled I or Dylan. Boop.
Oh my God.
Trustme, it's a lot more fun than it sounds.
And it sounds pretty damn mediocre.
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and then me up when you're done.
Perfect. Gotcha.
And then, what else do I have?
I got some I want to start offwith a couple of just this week
in rock history, Billboard hot 100 tracks.
So this one. Okay.
on the modern rock tracks in 1991.
the number one song was rush by BigAudio Dynamite.
(06:54):
Who the hell is Big Audio Dynamite?
So that's one of the thing.I was looking at this.
I'm like, oh, it's modern rockand it's in the 90s. I should know this.
And like a lot of the bands like I knowand I'm like, what fucking song is this?
What fucking song is this?
Like? That's two years before I was alive.
Was one year before I was an idea.
Actually,I wasn't an idea. I was an activist.
It just surprised you got two of us.
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yeah.
So the the the the Psychedelic Fursis, was the second on the, that week
until she comes.
Probably not.
we got the squeeze on here,which I remember them.
We got seal, which is modern rock.
Maybe he had them living color.They're tight.
crowded House chocolate cake.
Yeah, we got,
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the Fat Lady Sings, which is a band.
And the farm groovy train.
Fuck, yeah.
Congrats to all those who made up.
I don't know any of those.
my ignorance is their fault.
Not my fault.
Oh, well, you should, thesethese are just like.
Like like a sitcom show.
Just random garage band names.
It's like the fat lady singsthe Groovy dudes, and then candy flip.
(08:02):
Yeah. Wow. Candy flip. That's one.Yeah. Jeez.
No. Fuck. Are these people? Anyways,good for you guys.
I, I haven't been onthe track, so good for them.
and then you.
Well, don't worry, man,
I still gotta be in on a modern rocktrack in the early 90s.
Okay, I still got time. Okay?
I still got time to go back to the 90sand then. Okay.
And then this is the, the same week.
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The same year.
But, like, pop music, like just thethe number one charts, like the overall.
So the number one songthis week was everything I do.
I Do It for You by Bryan Adams.
We know that song.
Yeah. Oh me BA.
And then the second one is Adams.
Be it be ads.
the second one is Passionby Rhythm Syndicate.
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And then every heartbeat Amy Grantand then number four,
this is actually a bop summertimeDJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
We're just me my brother.We talked about this song last night.
It was it was 23 years ago.
91 -24 anyways.
Yeah, 23 years ago
fucking summertime was onthe charts, man was bop
and Will Smith was at the primeof his life just finished. Yeah, right.
Fresh Prince are just kind ofin the midst.
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It's all downhill from there.
I am Legend is rock bottom
dude was scratching.
I mean, have you ever seen, who was that superhero movie?
Hoover. Henry. What the fuck?
Hancock had come.
Hoover.
I knew it started with the H.
Henry Hoover. Henry.
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It's my favorite Will Smith movie.
Halliburton.
fuck.
Yeah, it's the Hoover hero movie.I can't talk. It was.
That was a poor movie.I did not like. It was a poor movie.
Yeah, he was, it was, it was a Hoover.
Henry. True. It'sbecause he peaked way back.
He peaked in 91, bro. Jesse. Jeff. Yeah.
Cool. Okay.
Well, anyways, I just wanted to mentionthat give you a little flashback
history of modern rock and Billboard'sHot One hunt.
(09:46):
Thank you. Yep.
You're welcome.
all right, so, we're gonna getinto the heavy metal horror stories.
What time we, Oh, yeah, we get, we get.
Okay.
So, do you want to start withsomething you like before I get into my e?
That's okay. You go ahead.
You go ahead.
Okay, cool.
So, Keith Moon, drummer, the who? Yeah.
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And Mama Cass,mom and pops died in the same apartment.
Bo spent many,many moons apart, like, years apart.
So rock stars are taken from us.
Too young, way too often.
And it just so happensthat two brilliant musicians
died in the same apartment on September7th, 1978.
Keith Moon of TheWho overdosed on a sedative
in an apartmenthe rented from musician Harry Nilsson.
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Henry Nilsson also adoptedJune 29th, 1974,
Mama Cass of the Mamasand the Papas died of a heart attack,
not on choking on a sandwich,which the rumor has it in the very same
apartment flat number 12 at nineCurzon Square, Mayfair, London, England.
It's a very exact address it gave me.
Yeah.
If you'd like to go there.
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Yeah.
And since Mama and Keith Moon go for it.
crazy, though, that's.
I mean, it's not I mean, it's crazy.
It's not that crazy becausethis is an odd, odd coincidence, I guess.
But maybe.
Maybe it's like the tape.
If you saw the place,maybe it would be like, oh, yeah,
of course a rock star would rent outthat place or whatever.
Well, and then so they don't know,you know, Harry Nilsson, like,
I can't live with living is without you.
(11:11):
Okay.
That guy, he was obviously friendswith a bunch of musicians,
and that was his apartment. So obviouslyhe's like, yo, you need a flat.
I got you so new famous peoplethat were probably renting from him.
Yeah. So that makes it more likethat. Makes more sense.
The apartment. That apartmentwas in some circles. Exactly.
Okay. And, But. Yeah. So.
But four years apart, just kind of cool.
All right.
The next one is Axl Rose recorded himselfhaving sex for rocket Queen.
(11:37):
You know, that song is for destruction.
That is a horror story.
I just pictured him just like, yeah.
Basically like a David Lee Roth.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, there's a, there's a rumor that, Guns and Roses song,
rocket Queen, which closes out the band'sdebut album, appetite for destruction.
(11:59):
You can hear Axl Rose having sex.
Having sex. You
pretty much having a cesspool?
Yeah, having sex with a woman who?
Maybe Adrianna Smith,a 19 year old stripper and drummer.
Steve Alda's girlfriend.
According to Steve Thompson,an engineer on appetite,
Axl wanted some pornographicsounds in rocket Queen,
so he brought a girl inand they had sex in the studio.
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We wound up recordingfor about 30 minutes of sex noise.
If you listen to the break on rocketQueen, it's in there too.
It's you. Yeah.
That's quite fucking gross, you know? Axl.
Yeah, just like.
Dude.
I mean, I guess it's not as easythis day and age.
You just go on the internetand find sex noises,
but, like, bro,that's kind of a little bit.
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And it was his, I guess, band matethat had to be in there.
Yeah, I just had to be in there. And also.Yeah. Thanks.
You know, he's fucking is friendsgirlfriend.
Yeah.
I mean, but I mean she was a groupieso I don't know, they did weird stuff.
Yeah. Back then those guys.
So that leads me to the sidenote girlfriend who knows what what
it was exactly when retelling the storya few years later.
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Smith.
So that'sthe girl, claimed in a TV interview
that older the drummer insistedthat she was not his girlfriend,
so she went to the mixing sessionsat Media Sound Studios in New York,
where some of the sessionsfor the albums were taking place.
She found Slash and Axl Rose there,and soon after Rose Axl Rose
propositioned Smith.
He wanted themto have sex in the vocal booth
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so that the sound could be recordedand put over the bridge of rocket Queen.
Allegedly, Smith replied
that she would do it for the bandand a bottle of Jack Daniels. Wow,
she's.
You've done it for a lot of moneyand stuff.
Yeah, I was just like, bro,that you settled for Jack?
Yeah.
These chicks are getting paid for, like,showing their boobs now on the internet,
let alone
and, like, the they're in a New Yorkstudio, like, obviously appetite
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for destruction really put themon, but, like, they got something to say.
Tons of stuff like that.
Didn't happen in studios with the mics offanyway, right?
But like, I mean, jeez,no having to turn the mic on for this one.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, well, yeah, she nailed that deal.
No, jeez, that my my reaction.
No no no, don't do that punch.
(14:07):
No, no, you nailed it.
okay. Yeah.
So basically they weren't girlfriend.
Boyfriend. Yeah. It doesn't matter.Long story. Kind of nasty.
and I have two more races to golisten to.
Rock. Yeah.
Never all like looking into got. Thereit is.
That's just a ploy to get us to listento this weird song.
Sucker. Yeah,
(14:28):
it's justhappy birthday in the background.
There's no sex noises.
it's both.
Yeah. He he moans in the.
It's how he last longer. Who singshappy birthday?
Happy birthday. You.
I'm almost there.
Shut up, shut up. Yeah. Hey,
hey, Steven Tyler adopted a girlso he could date her.
Oh, have you heard? Oh, yeah.
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It's quite the sentence.
That's quite the sentence. Jesus.
So, like, it's a common thingslowly coming out
as of recentthat Steven Tyler is actually a sleazebag.
Like, he was actually, like a likehe seems like such a honestly, does he
I don't know, I knew he was like an agingrock star and I don't
I don't think a ton of themreally were squeaky clean records
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when it comesto what they were getting away with.
I've heard stories of like, he'slike hired people to set fire on a girl
who was pregnant because he didn'thave a kid and, like, locked it.
Yeah, I've heard stories from other people
that are connectedin the music scene, but,
but this one that's dark as hell.
Yeah. Crazy.
Yeah,I know that. Connections from job. Job?
so Steven Tyler adopted a girlso he could.
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Dater.
So StevenTyler was known for having relationships
with some of the mostbeautiful women of their day.
But one of his most substantialrelationships arose from much different
beginnings.
In 1975, Tyler somehowmanaged to have a custody of a 14 year old
groupie sign over to him from her parentsso that they could live together.
They were together for three years, during
which time she drank, used drugs,and kept up with a wild rock star.
(15:51):
They split when she was 18,partly due to the strain that an abortion
put on their relationship.
So relationship dude 14.
What the fuck, bro?What are you talk about?
Jesus. Oh, shit.
That's fucking horrible.
That's fucking gnarly as fuck.There's a 14 year old girl.
And so, he was born in 1948,so that would have made him 58, 68, 27.
(16:12):
That's disgusting.
He was 27. She was 14.
Oh, man. That is.
Yeah.
Steven Tyler, you fuckinglook like the parents too, though.
Yeah, the parents are just like,yes, go ahead, go ahead.
But he must be a good guy.He looks like a good guy.
Exactly what I said at the beginning.This. He looks like a good guy.
It's like
I've only ever seen him in music videos,but it's not like he's like, yeah, doing
nasty shit on that.
But, I mean, the same thing, like parentstaking their kids to Michael Jackson's
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ranch, like, never, never land.
It was nice of that weird old ladyto adopt our daughter.
Look.
Yeah, she's got a college fund now.
I can't believe herlips are so full at her age.
Oh my God.
Yeah, so that's kind of fucked up.
Did you hear about that?Any of that shit? No.
I mean, I mean, I heard that, like,you know, there's, like,
(16:56):
Jimmy Page had, like, a 12 yearold girl and stuff, like, in his basement.
There's so many fucked up, terriblefucking, like,
I just don't even want to know, like,I mean, I guess I want the world to know,
but I don't want to know. Like,I want to think about it. Yeah.
Horrible.
It and it just like,obviously times are different,
but that's not even a good enough
sentiment to,like just justify justify any of that.
(17:16):
You know what I mean.
Like that's bullshit regardless.
But how did it pass likeand obviously was banging her.
What do you think he's doing?That's all not good.
But I mean there's a differencebetween late teenagers who are groupies
who sneak in and you like, don'trealize their ID or something like that.
It's like,okay, well, that's pretty gnarly.
And it seems like you should knowabout that, dude.
You should probably be like in the 70s
in a due diligence at all times, you know,make sure it's like all legal and good.
(17:39):
Yeah. But at the same time.
14. Yeah.
But like now, like you didn't know.They know who they knew.
Like they knew that shit.
How old. Yeah.They knew exactly how old they were.
It's like it was like what? Whoops. Shit.I did look kind of young. Whoops.
It was dark and I was drunk in the club.It's like.
This is like, your parents signed youover as like, a slave.
Like this is.
Yeah. Weird and gross.
(18:00):
Like, did they get a goat or something?Like, what the fuck? Yeah.
Steven Tyler's like, you get 19 goats.
If I can just have you person like, oh,my God, like, it's like.
And what, like, what is the excuse? Like,I've even a 14 year old.
I know people looked olderback in the day, did they?
I don't even think so.I think it's just whatever.
But like,what was you wearing a power suit like?
You know, if we saw a pictureof that person, you'd be like, no child.
No. Yeah. For sure.
(18:20):
Like you're fucking bro.
Anyways,long story short, it's never okay.
listen, listen. Fuck you.
So in case anybody listening right nowis an absolute fuck face and a total creep
talking to you. Yeah, well. The fucker.Yeah, yeah.
Damn right.
and then the last story I got,this is just like, It's like it was just
on the list.
It's kind of funny.
And I heard it before, but then I didn't.
(18:41):
I didn't understandthe meaning of what it was.
So Van Halen really didn't want any brownM&Ms in their dressing room.
So if you heard that, like, yeah,it was one of their demands. Yeah.
You know why, right?
I didn't know I, I guessdo you know why? Maybe.
Go ahead,I know why. It's because they were.
Well, I have my theory.
It's because they wanted to make sure
that they were really paying attentionto their rider.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, actually reading it and makingsure they had the right things on it.
(19:03):
Because if there was no, you know,
if they see a brown Eminem,it means a motherfucker didn't read it or.
Yeah, right. And that's exactlyso that's precisely. Yeah.
I didn't like I've heard this before,but I thought they were just being divas,
which is apparently a commonmisconception,
and that a lot of people think thatbecause they just don't go past
the headline.
Right. But oh,they just don't like Brown. Eminem.
So just trying tothey're just flexing. Right? Exactly.
They're just trying to make somebody siftthrough a fucking, you know,
(19:24):
some poor person can sift throughand get the brown eminem's out of here
because we only eat these ones.
It's like, that is a good storyand it's kind of funny.
They're all the same.
Yeah, yeah.
But also it's what it is, is. Yeah.
They just want to make sure. Yeah.
So some people using the storyas an example of all the prima
donnas in rock music, and othersuse it to show
that rock stars aren't quite as hardcoreas society thinks they are,
and still otherssimply can't believe it's true.
(19:46):
But Van Halen really would not allowany brown
Eminem's in the dressing roomsbefore a show,
but it's not for any of the reasonslisted above.
In fact, it was a safety concern.
Van Halen had an extensive contractand safety guidelines,
so in order to make sure that the venuehad followed all of their safety requests,
they buried a line in the contractabout the candy.
If there were any brown Eminem'sin their dressing room,
it proved thatthe venue had not done their job.
(20:08):
Correct?
Yeah. So that's I didn'tI didn't know that.
Then I was like,okay, that's actually pretty rad.
That's a pretty good rock n roll legend.
It's, it's a tactic other bandsprobably have tried and probably have not.
Maybe they've even been laughed at,but they never know.
But they
they've seen some pretty specificriders on bands when they've come through,
you know, things that they ask for,you know, a local beer, a local, you know,
(20:29):
fish of some sort.
And that's kind of it is cool.
But it's like there's certain thingsthat like on The Rider,
you're like, oh, damn the fuck,you can just ask for shit.
And they can, you can.Whose job is that? The the promoter.
The promoter.
So then he doesn't care.
Venue is just a place.
And you pay them and they providethe staff and the the bar and whatever.
And then the promoteris the one throwing the show.
And so they lose moneyif they show loses money
(20:50):
and they must pay bands, they must paythe venue, they must do everything.
But they also
maybe make a little money off of the showif it goes really fucking well.
Not a metal scene.They don't probably pocket any money.
But the love of the game.
Yeah, yeah,
pretty much just making
sure they see a sweet band that they likeand make sure everybody has fun for.
Bless those promoters, man.
Seriously, it's a thankless job.
shout out what invisible orange,invisible orange, cavity curiosity shop,
(21:13):
Casey Lazaro, Andy Anderson,even Simon Smith like fucking, by Mero.
I said the wrong name.
I can't pronounce his name.
But Mario, you got you.
Yeah, we got you in our hearts.
right. Yeah.
No, that's that's super cool.
But, I mean, Iif I was traveling a traveling Wilbury,
I would definitely requestfor some local cuisine.
(21:34):
I think that would be cool.
Yeah. Of course.
Like, you're just, like, try things.
Yeah.
I'm hereand sometimes you're there for the night
and you don't have a chance to whip out.
You're practicing, rehearsing, soundcheck,and then you're on, and then that's it.
We're going to fucking Phoenix tomorrow.So we're in Philly.
I got a Caesar salad,
but what the fuck?
I said I specifically askedfor the cheesesteak.
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They give me a Caesar salad.What the fuck?
Yeah, I can't drum with the three season,so I've been,
Anyway, I sick, okay.
Well, that's all I got for the heavy metalhorror stories, which are really horror.
I mean, actually, that's even taller.One was pretty fucked. That one.
This one is like a kind of like a
what's called, trigger warning to triggerwarning to trigger warning.
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Trigger warning.
it might not be real, but
the legend is this guy, neutron,vocalist of the now split black metal band
silencer, claims to have, they claim that he had
cut off his own handsand replaced them with pig's feet.
What?
That can't be true.
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Apparently cut off his handsnot long before
he was admitted to a mental hospital.A rumor has it.
He also went to a playgroundwith an ax and buried
in a six year old girls forehead.
She survived, but apparently that wasactually his brother when he was younger,
so he didn't do it. His brother.
His brother did, but,you know, comes from yo.
Yeah. Those are some horror stories, man.
Yeah.
but wait, wait, wait, go back to, like,the Italian Wikipedia article
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about the guy also states
that he presumably amputated his handsto replace them with pig's feet,
but he didn't do it to himself.
how did he do?
A lot of people are saying thatthere's no way he could.
It's like a legend.They don't know if he's not.
And it's probably.
It's possible that he didn't
because people are like,how would you even do that to yourself?
But you did.
I mean, I guess like a bandsawbecause it would be just running with it.
You have and you die.
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And the problem is you would die.Yeah. You would bleed out.
So he would have had to have had help.
Yeah. You would have had to have hadhelp. Right.
Which is quite sadisticto think about that.
It was like, yo, I got a jobbecause guys are just the thing is like,
you know, I play heavy musicand it's just these guys are dweebs, like,
come on, dude, that's is so like, oh man.
Like it's like, dude, try hard much.
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Yeah.
Like you'rejust trying to be so fucking evil
that you will mutilate yourselfor whatever, but like,
that was like we were going to talk aboutdead from mayhem. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Like I think did we already?
I swear we already talked about this.
We probably mentioned it, in passing.
What I was going to make it.
Oh, I think I did.
I mention it,
but anyway, the thing that always gets methat I always think of as, like, super
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heavy metal horror story,is this guy trying to be so brutal
that he's in a studioand he's breathing in a bag of dead crows?
Wait, what?
I don't I've never heard this dude.
He brought in a dead crow in a bagor like, a couple dead crows in a bag.
And he would just like what? Bandlike mayhem.
Mayhem, man.
Dead before he killed himself.
But yeah, he's like fucking,like, breathing in, like dead crow air,
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like rot.
And then just, like, screamingout his vocals into the mic to try and,
like, have the most gnarly, like,what the fuck?
So he tongue bolt crow.
Yeah. Just. Yeah.
Huffing a bag of dead crow and then, like,under the mic, you know, that's insane.
What? That's literal insanity.
His thing was that, like,I can't remember what it was,
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but he felt like he had survivedsome accident.
He was supposed to die during, like, iswhat his deal was with his fascination
with death is he felt likehe was not supposed to be alive.
He supposed to be dead. Right?
So eventually he self fulfilledthat prophecy, right?
His whiner of a bandmate,Geronimo, came in and found him,
you know, having ended his lifeand just calmly snapped a picture
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which they put as their album cover
because they wanted to be edgy,edgelord as fuck. Yeah.
They wanted to prove to the worldthat they're more evil than the next,
and they don't give a fuckand they burn churches and
and then, you know, to top off theI mean, if people don't know already
about mayhem,you know, Varg in your animus had
there was gossip about the otherthat the other one had the other dead.
(25:25):
Right.
and so when Varg showed up at your ona mass house, there was like a struggle.
They thought that they were there.He was there to kill him.
And there was a knife between them.
I can't remember whose knife it was.
And Varg overpowered Jeronimusand stabbed him like 23 times or whatever.
And he died.
He died? Yeah.
He killed his bandmate,
which is probably one of thewackiest things you could ever do.
So I think the guy's a fucking loser.
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They had to be on Janka. Or somethinglike that.
Yeah for sure.
Jacob I don't know man.
They're, they're, they're doing something.They're huffing too much dead crow.
They're like fucking too many fumesfrom the church fires like.
Yeah they just that's the thing.
And you just try to it's like it'slike the gangs and stuff though, right?
Like one tough guy tries to like,oh, tough guy, another tough guy.
And then suddenlyyou just have this escalating thing
where people are like
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trying to do an even more brutal thingto the next, like,
you know, the Mexican cartels and stuff
like Hells Angelssinging people from things and like,
yeah, just like medieval brutalitythat, you know, right.
Only gets worse and worse the more thatanybody tries to escalate it.
But how could you lose your lifelike that? Like how would you feel?
The thing is, like, how would you let itescalate like that over music?
You fucking wiener.
Yeah, it's supposed to be music.
Oh, I'm so evil. I'm the Lord of darkness.
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Oh, fucking yeah, right, bro?
You're like mom's basement or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, dude, not it's not.You're not a bad.
You're not a badass.
Something something something. Yeah.
Some nerd who just, like,stabbed your friend, like, cool.
I don't know, Jesus Christ. Anyway.
Yeah. Heavy metal horror story.
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Little girl.
We are back in Aurora.
Volvostarted doing a little bit of a jazzy.
Oh, night flat there.
Yeah, it was like a floatingballoon loops or E-flat sharp major.
but. Yeah. So,
Steven Tyler is a dink the winner.
(38:56):
And, you know, dead or. No.
Geronimo.
What's his name?
Yeah. Geronimo.
Wiener.
Bog or bog?
Virg? Bulgy. Yeah.
Yeah. Not. It's not cool anywhere.
Heavy metal horror.What else you got there, dude?
Okay, one on the, the next segment.
The next segment is I or Dylan.So it's a couple stories.
One was made by an air sheen I machine,
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I don't know, I mean, my name.
Yeah, as you mean.
And the second was made by me.
Yours really?
so I'm gonna read both stories.
The short stories.
Who knows which order he'sgoing to read them in exactly, precisely.
And Daniel,hold comments about who you think it is.
Oh, no no no no no, I'll scream out.
I'll cry. I'll cry out.
(39:41):
Actuallyno no no no no. Wait till the middle.
I wait into the middle until you have no.
So obviously,if you have your thoughts, keep going.
And you know you can likethink out your process.
But I'll keep going with my thoughtsand think of my process.
Perfect.
Okay.
But, yeah, I'mgoing to read the first one now.
Okay.
So this story is
called The Creepy Forest Murderer.
(40:02):
Question mark
David Thrust Ax and his heavy metal bandThe Shredders were on
their first world tour.
They were living their dream, playingsold out shows and partying every night.
But fate had other plans for them.
Their tour bus broke down in the middleof nowhere, outside a spooky forest.
As they stepped out, David couldn't resistcracking a joke about it
being the perfectsetting for a horror movie.
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Little did he know, the wordswould soon become a reality.
As they trek through the forest,they encountered
creepy creatures and strange occurrences.
Their lead guitarist, Alex, swearhe saw a ghostly figure
watching them from the trees.
The drummer, Max, was convincedthat they were being followed by a witch,
but David, being the fearless and slightlyreckless one, laughed it all off
until they stumbled upon a clearing
(40:45):
where a group of hooded figureswere performing a ritual.
Once the middle. I mean, you can hear
this is.
This is.
Yeah, yeah,
go on, get the band froze in fearas the figures turned into the face,
them, their eyes glowing in darkness.
But before anyone could scream, David
recognized the figuresas their diehard fans
dressed up for a metal themed cosplayevent.
The band breathe a sigh of relief,
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laughing at their own paranoiaas they continued their journey.
The forest seemed to come alivewith strange noises and eerie whispers.
David couldn't resist headbangingto the imaginary music in his head,
much the amusement of his bandmatesto display himself in silence like that.
His bandmates are just like, hahahahaha!
Oh, what a mean David. Yeah, David.So amusing.
but their adventure wasn't over yet.
(41:27):
As they finally reached a road,they were greeted by a tow truck driver
who looked like a crossbetween a vampire and a werewolf.
David couldn't helpbut ask for a selfie with him.
Hey man, you look like I'm sorry,but you just look like both things.
I just need a selfie real quick.Just get close to my neck.
It's just a fat hairyou guy with, like, big canine?
Yeah, it's. Fuck you, dude.
hybrid.
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in the end,the shredders made it to their next gig.
With a new story
to tell and a newfound appreciationfor the spooky forest and David.
Well, he couldn't wait to post a selfieon social media with the caption,
just another day on tour with my heavymetal brothers spooky adventures.
Hashtag hashtag metal hags hags.
Fuck metalheads, hashtag living the dream.
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That was the first story.
I like the hashtags ending hashtagI story maker.
Yeah. No shit.
Or am I or or maybe not.
Yeah, he's alluding me.
I was alluding you to somethingthat where I can get a beat on them.
Okay. And then this is the second story.
You ready for it, or do you have anythingyou want to comment about?
(42:32):
The first story?
No. Okay.
Just no. Yeah.
Fair enough. I feel that.
All right.
So this isthis story is called Lenny Butt Kick.
And the dial tone sequence.
how do you know this?
I don't know, you can't know this,I don't know.
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How do I know, Lenny?
But kicking the dial tones in pizza.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
So Lenny was an exhausting personality,but a great time to be around
in small doses.
His bandmates also agreed.
Terry and Tony Duck
brothers in the heavy metal bandlove being around Lenny for days.
Their antics togetherwere that similar to siblings.
They played with firecrackers and guns.
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After drinking large amounts of CrownRoyal brand whiskey,
it was their favorite pastime.
One day, Lenny was playing a showin Washington State at an amphitheater
with his heavy metal actLenny in the dialed tones.
And while they were playingtheir biggest hit,
Here Comes the Sun, Lenny accidentallystepped on the overdrive switch.
He blasted hisapp to 12 burner an hour. Now
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all the people in the front rows
face disintegrated with what a success.
The janitor us with ease.
Oh, that was easy.
It was at 12, bro.
What do you expect to happen?
The janitor told Lenny after the show.
Hey, man, you guys really kicked a lot of.
But that night.
Could you please clean up your mess,though?
Lenny thought it was only fair,and he got his brother in arms to suit up
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with a dustpan and broom.
They went to the floor of the amphitheater
and started sweeping face off the floors.
They managed to collect eight faces.
They never hit eight before.
They must have rocked.
They never hit eight before. Wow.
They must have rocked, dude.
Smiling ear to ear.
They've got like a jug. There's like,there's got to be eight in here.
He faces. Oh.
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gnarly.
Yeah. Anyway. Shit. Fuck.
We rock this much. Yeah. This isthis is how we tell.
This is the only way to tell. Yeah.
It's true. Smilingear to ear with a great.
What a great job they did that night.
They felt their tummies rumble.
Hey, Tony.
Terry, we got to eat.
BrothersTony and Terry nodded in agreement
while rubbing their tummiessimultaneously.
Terry programed.
I know, the perfect spotwhile raising one finger in the air
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and still rubbing his tummywith the other hand.
The Great Gatsby was the only four blocksaway.
Gatsby the Great Gatsby okay,because it's a pizza.
Because it's a pizza place that theI came up with.
He's like rubbing his timing
and raising his his finger in the airwhen he must been the drummer.
He was. Yeah. The room isolation.
(45:06):
All the brothers dropped what they weredoing and sprinted to the back door.
New scene at the Great Gatsby.
Store owner looks up with a blank focuslook on his face.
The boys didn't know it, but he recognizedthe band from the show that night.
Well, you always have.
Lenny ordered the famous Jurassic Parkpie for the table.
The store owner shook his headand chuckled.
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You know, there's 15different meats on there, fellas, right?
So it's Lenny Epps, Lenny said.
Of course I do. I thrive on the meat.
Well you okay?
The I fucked up the guy's name.Hey, Lenny.
Yeah, I fucked up.
Yeah.
It's like an eye, man.
You can't trust it. No, track of itself.
(45:46):
Are you okay with prosciutto?
Lenny looked at the ownerwhile beating his chest like an ape.
That's all I did.
I noticed thatI doesn't do a whole lot of dialog.
Not not too much. A little bitjust for tasteful.
Dylan does though, just to knowwhat's going on.
I'm just.
It's going to just expose it. Exactly.
After 15 minutes, the pie was done.
(46:08):
Here you go, boys.
115 means 15 minutes.
Yeah, 15. What?
There you go.
Enjoy your Jurassic pie.
And I has one number. Yes.
15 minutes, 15 minutes.
That's their tagline. That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Here you go, boys.
One Jurassic with all the fixins.
The boys were so hungry,they tore the pie apart like a raccoon
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gnawing in your neighborhood dumpster.
The store owner piped upafter they were done eating.
You enjoy the pizza, boys.
They all rub their tummies in delightwhile nodding.
Yes, good, because it was a special pizzaI just made for you.
You melted my Uncle Rios face off tonightand my little nephew Harry.
So you actually melted ten faces tonight.
The boys high fived each other.
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Double digit face melt.
Yeah. Good for you guys.I'll miss them dearly.
They went out of this worldthe way they came in,
rocking the Larry Buckkick in the dial tones.
Larry did a jump kick. An air guitar.
So you exactly just kick it.
Well.
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What did they say?
Was the pizza good or bad?
They made it specially for them.
Out of revenge or what?
I mean, they they melted his face.
His homies face, his cousin, his nephew,whatever.
I think he was proud of them,I don't know.
Hey, I didn't finish.
maybe that's too.
Hey, I doesn't know how to finish a story.
What a dumb idiot.
But a dumb, stupid idiot, I guess.
So which one do you think was Iand which one do you.
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Oh, I don't know. Yeah.
Can I take a wild guess?
He said, yeah, well,you're wrong, actually.
No, I'm not.
You disagree, I disagree.
The second one was you. Yeah, sure.
It sure was. Yes. No way.
You guys, I just said Larry kicked byand you're like, this is done,
Larry, but kick.
Yeah, yeah, this is done.I said, I said two words.
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Yeah, that's true.
I would never say this.
Yeah, Lenny, but but I mean,
I was pretty certainthey were being followed by a witch.
Thanks I yeah, that's true.
I was really getting descriptivethere, man.
I got to startso I can get a pay for a good one.
And I'm pretty sure at one pointthere was a tiger in the prompt as well.
Oh, wait, you're really getting lazy.
I, yeah.
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And it was just like,spooky. What? Spooky.
Oh, there was, they were.
This is a story that took placebeside the Spooky Forest.
Yeah.
No, which was also spooky.
Yeah. It was just like, bro.
And I tried making mine, like, kind of.
Nah, I mean, hey,
the tow truck driver looked like a crossbetween a vampire and a werewolf.
Nice. Good work. I.
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Dylan, how did you think of that?
Just came to me.I don't know, that's crazy.
I'm just a fucking writer.
but that's the thingwhere. You know what?
This is a perfect example of whyI is not there yet.
That's right.
You need the right person, Dylan.
You need people, or else you'llnever get nonsense like that.
Exactly. Anywhere else?
Precisely. Yes, exactly.
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Yeah. I'm pretty sure that if I spat out
what you put,the people would be upset with it.
It would be like,this is not. This is regressing.
Like,
Shit, I'm doing a misdeed to our gender.
I mean, our our humanity,whatever the fuck that.
The human gender, the human agenda. Yes.
It was, the human agenda, I thought.
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Well, mine was more enthralling.
I agree, it was more enthralling.
I'm glad you do say you sell yourself.
I do say so myself.
I was a lot more enthralledthan the second one.
Oh, fuck.
Well, the first one was just nonsense,
but the first onewas just sort of like lukewarm, right?
Like it's very general. It's like.
Like I was joking about it. It's like.It's like.
(49:38):
Also in the prompt there was a badger,you know, and the badger
was doing cycling because that was alsoin the Pro Max, you know.
Yeah. It's like, thanks for really workinghard on this story here.
Yeah. Fuckers.
But yeah.
anyways, so yeah, you nailed it.
maybe, we'll have Lenny back herecome back for another crazy story.
Maybe I'll put him in eye
next time
and you won't even know next time.
(49:58):
Maybe we get a guest to guess,because then they won't know you as well
as I know.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
And I'll just, I need to find a better.
I story maker,I think, because that one was.
I mean, it's free,so I can't really bitch, but, like,
start shelling out serious bucks.
Yeah, I got to shell out the ad for theI story.
That's 320 million grand.
Yeah, 23 million. A supercomputer in here,
(50:20):
right?
To a Stephen King novel.Yeah. Perfect. Perfect.
Like, yeah, it's just the same thing.
It's like Stephen King and the werewolf.
Vampire tow truck driver.
Fuck, yeah. Hahahahahahahaha.
Played by Stephen King in a cameo.
Dude. Yeah. That's horrible.
anyways, that'sthat's basically what I got here today.
pretty good for.
Yeah.
Some stories,you know, some other stories.
(50:43):
You know, some hot 100. It'd be nice.
I just thinking a magnetic baseball batand like a metal ball.
So you don't have to actually, like,chase the ball after you hit it.
You just, like, just sticks to the bat.
But wouldn't it just stick to the batand said, you know, to go chase it anyway?
What are you going to say?
Yeah, we'll work on that.
do you have any other storiesthat you want to bring?
bring forth anything you have
that's rubbing the gears or whateverthe fucking saying is,
(51:06):
you know, really rubs my gears.
new segment, you know,I mean, there were a few, like, heavy
metal crimes and stuffthat I was thinking about, but, like,
I don't know, it's just like losersdoing dumb stuff like that
as I lay dying guy, Tim Lambie says,tried to get his wife killed, all right?
Like he killed you. Like as the gym, bro.
Yeah, at the gym.
Like, hey, man, you know, anywhereanybody that kills people,
(51:29):
they're just like,the guy's like, I'm going to the police.
This guy's looking for someoneto kill people.
And then the police were like,we'll set up a, undercover guy to go off
or to kill someoneand he's like, here, man.
He's like, gave the guy, like, $1,000in an envelope and,
like, instructions to how to kill herand when she would be home and shit.
And then, like, the cops are like,do you want this person dead?
And he was like, yes,I want that person dead.
(51:49):
They're like, woo woo, okay,we got him. Book him.
Literally do it too.
Yeah. Like he's just like, yes. Like yes.
Okay.
He's checked all the boxes, book themand then like threw him in jail.
So what I do
I spent like six years in jail andhe's out now with like a bang and wife.
He's had he's been married twicesince. Yeah.
I popped up on my time.
The guy who like the guy whose video I waswatching or whatever, like, about it
(52:11):
the other day or whatever it was like.
It was like his wife must have beenterrified when she divorced him like this.
Like, oh, fuck.
Like she's been remarried and divorced,like, whatever.
And like, he actually, like, this wifehad the nerve to divorce this man.
She must have had, like,a fucking bodyguard agency. No shit.
And it's like, I don't want after shitafter as I lay dying fortune.
I mean, he probably made some money, but,Yeah.
(52:33):
Yeah, you probably got some.Fuck yeah. Oh, okay. Well. You're kidding.
I know his name.
That means he has enough money for herto at least take some.
Yeah, but she's be like, it's cool,we cool, we cool.
You know, I'm gonna try and kill me.Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.
12 years. Get him.
But that's insane.
Like, who would marry that fucker?
Like anybody goes to show, manpeople just.
Yeah, fame around.
You know, people like edge lords.
(52:55):
People like absolute fucking losers.
I don't know, the fucking wienerclub is what this is.
Maybe we just don't kill enoughpeople, you and I,
and we go out killing,and then chicks all respect us.
That's it. That's.That's the way to do it. Yeah, yeah.
If only. And then. Yeah.
Get your money in your MTV.
any other cool stories that you have?
You sound like you have a couplethat's up there.
I don't know, I don'tI got a little bit of something
(53:16):
I just can't usually I think,you know, sort of some of them are.
I don't know what else we got.
What else we got.
No no no no. That's all good.That's all good.
Can't just come up with it on the spot.
And so, anything grinding your gearsbecause remember the last time
you were talking about the, Instagramgear grinding, and that was pretty good.
That was well-received.
Was it? Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,I mean, it's just kind of funny, like,
(53:37):
I don't know, just the justthe sneaker guy
in general, like, we're all,we're just used to being lied to.
Like I was saying, you know, duringwhen we were talking about, the attempt
to do this assassination on Trump,we were talking about how, just like,
taking anything at facevalue is just seems ludicrous.
Like it seems crazy. Oh, yeah.
You can't look at a news storyand be like, yes,
(53:57):
that is absolutelywhat is going on, right?
100%. And I don't think many people do.
I think most people who are growing upin this day and age, you know, from
young people to, you know, people my age,whatever, are all just like,
yeah, I don't trust the mediaor are you serious?
Like, I don't
trust politicians.
I don't trust my boss.
You work the system getting workedis yeah, that's true.
(54:20):
And that's that's basically
you either learnand then that's the other thing
where I think a little bitI mean, I know one got healthy.
I got to say I'm, I'm
more inclined to trust individualsand that could be a downfall.
Sometimes I feel like most of the timeindividuals are good for the most part.
But I think that like agencies are,
I don't even think they're ableto tell the truth.
Like, I don't think that like, a news
agency can tell the 100% truththat they know all their information.
(54:43):
They're going to craft itwith some narrative.
you know,I don't think that they're able to tell
certain truths they know aboutreally powerful corporations or whatever.
I don't think I don't think any powerfulcorporation is telling you 100% truth.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just don't think anybodyis telling you the 100% truth here.
It all is. And that's why I like this.
So I mean, like I said, it's not healthy,but I think ignorance is bliss.
(55:03):
Well, and then you just la la landuntil you die.
yeah, yeah, I do, I do,I do that a little bit.
That's why I like, choose to play musicand video games because of my friends
and smoke pot and stuff instead of like,getting into politics, you know?
Yeah, whatever.
Because I don't knowthat I'd be able to fix it anyway.
I'm just not that guy.
But anyway, yeah, at the end,everything's.
(55:24):
God damn, I don't trust anybody.
And, a lot of musicians outthere are whiners.
well, yeah,it's it's for whatever reason, something
happens to people, right?
Money corrupts people.
So it feels likewhen they get to that size
and that wealth and that many peoplescreaming their name and stuff,
something happens that breaks their brain
where they just are no longerlike a monkey.
(55:45):
Yeah, yeah,
there's some part of them that's like,I, I'm better than or I deserve more.
I'll get away with this.So I will just do it, you know?
And I hate to say this word,but it's the best word to say it.
It's just kind of cringe. It's like, dude,it is like it's weak.
It's weak. Exactly.
Yeah. Resist, dude. Just be good.
Having a strong structureand being able to have that level of,
influence, but then also being ableto keep yourself level headed, that
(56:08):
shows way more characterthan just being like, yeah, I'm a king.
Fuck you. Suck me.
I'm so cool. Yeah.
And it's and it
and I think,
I think everybody that get to that pointonce they get into their 70s, 80s
and you're weak and crippledand you're old,
I think they start being like, wow,I was really an ass at some people.
I think I think a lot about, you know,some people try to run for president.
Yeah.
So I don't
(56:28):
know, some people are just like, yeah,all right.
Night.
Yeah. That's that's Yeah.
Yeah, people are idiots, but, Okay. Well.
But no, I did a nice note. Yeah.We love you.
And thank you for listening to us.
It might have been a little bit brief,but we wanted to touch base with you guys.
Yeah.
Say what's up? I'm going to go actually
into our, analyticsand just see where where we're at.
Give some shout outs.Give some shout outs.
(56:50):
Let's do that. Let's do that.
scat for a second here.
What's what about the booty.
Bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbitybobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity baby.
Discovery movie.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Who would he be?Okay. Yeah, I was there. Yeah.
Who's chief?
We got to let me keep doing thatindefinitely with me.
Sure. What a.
Let's go.
(57:12):
Let's give it a whirl. But who?
We do give it a scoop.
It'll be bop bop to Michigan.
We got, we got we got, oh,some Michigan downloads recently.
Hell, yeah.
let's go.
Virginia.
Virginia again?
Yeah. Hell, yeah. What's up?
Virginia. Texas. Texas. How are you doing?
How are y'all doing?
(57:32):
Georgia. Alienate them.
Just don't do no accentswhen you're saying, hey, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, that was out of love. Texas,I swear.
Georgia,
they're already gone.
Georgia's already gone.
They look like this.What happened to Texas?
See you later.
Massachusetts. Cool.
What's up? Massachusetts?
What's up?
I can do it, man.
I can do Massachusetts.
(57:53):
Boston.
come up Boston. Yeah. Illinois.
Michigan. Illinois.
Illinois is the illest noise.
Oh my God. And then, honestly,you listen, listen after this.
This was July, I think.
But, it just has Western Australia.
Oh, we got some downloadsfrom Western Australia.
Well, that's a big place,isn't it. Up to half Australia.
Yeah. Is that it looks like almost half.
(58:14):
It looks like one third. Actually.
She has a map here too.
Yeah, I mean they probably golike west, central and east.
Hey, you think, it'swe also got some downloads from Victoria,
but in Australia, which is a sister city.
Yeah. Our sister city in Victoria.
What's up? Dungaree do, mate?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
I'm gonna say I almost say goodbye, mate,but I didn't.
All right? Let the record show.I said goodbye.
(58:35):
I took it from you. Okay? Yeah, that's.That's all the Dylan thing.
Yeah, Dylan or I.
Who knows?
this is actually just been a, These are my friends I replication.
Yeah. It's all it's all done by us.
Part of a weird experiment we're doing.
And then, some hometown heroes.
Ontario and Alberta,they've been listening and tuning in,
and those are still further awaythan fucking Hawaii or whatever.
So, yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
You know what's up from there. Yeah.
(58:57):
And, anyways, those are just, just,just a few that I want to shout out.
And, like I said on the last one,we said, if you, are listening
and you hear this ending part,go comment on post,
go comment on the most recent poston our Instagram or TikTok.
Yeah.
If you hear your shout out, then, come say what's up, say what's up.
Yeah, we're gonna keep saying this until,
more people do that and we'll show you outon the next podcast, if I remember.
And if you have any more,heavy metal horror stories, let us know.
(59:20):
Drop a line, bro. Drop a line. And wrote.
Yeah, that's not real,but much, much love everybody
to who want to go enjoy a nice summer day.
Now, everybody,we're gonna enjoy a summer day.
I'm already sweating.
Yeah.
Hot coffee, hot room, hot bar.
Boom. Anyways,hot podcast hosts. Yeah, yeah.
Hell, yeah. Steamy in here. Okay. Yeah.
These are my these are my, these are,
these are mythese are my these are more friends.
This friend is on.
Hello.
This is on.
Hello? Hello.
Yo, yo yo. What up? Hello.
There you are.
Hi. How are you?
I'm okay. How are you?
I'm good.
Thanks. Well.That's good. I'm glad we cleared that up.
So, what is itthey're going to be doing today?
(00:26):
There d money we got, a hot roster.
as always. As always.
Yeah, we got some fire coming up,
metal horror storiesbecause we're going to start with the,
er, heavy metal showthat happened on Wednesday.
That was at center.Yeah, that was pretty amazing.
I really want to thank everybody who maybeis listening to this who came out.
a lot of hundreds of people came out.
(00:48):
It was really awesome.
hell yeah.
Maybe the biggest crowdI've ever played drums for.
So that was really nice.
And, a lot of really nice complimentsfrom people afterwards saying,
what a good job we did. Soall in all was success.
You got some stellar photos.
you got some stellar videos,and it sounded really good.
Brody was on behalf of MMF going downthere.
He's our ground floor. no intern.
(01:09):
He's our intern.
Yeah, yeah,
it was bringing me coffee, and you'relike, dude, I need that right now.
I'm fucking driving, man.
Just like from cups in your mouth. Yeah.
actually, that seems pretty dope yet.
Long as they don't spill.
And, but he got some shots,which I'm going to try and twist
into a cool little short. Short.
It's cool, I forgot there.
Yeah. Taking snaps.
Yeah, yeah, I hired him.That was very busy.
(01:31):
I couldn'tI couldn't be there because I fucking one.
I'm one of two jobsthat I have was keeping me late,
so it's got mouths to feed.
Yeah I got to feed,I got cats to feed. So. That's right.
Yeah. It was, sad I wasn't.
I wasn't able to be there,but I mean, it was also say
you weren't able to be there,but I understand. Yeah.
You see me drown before. It's okay. Yeah.The next one.
The next one that I'm not working at workor I can get out of.
(01:52):
I'll just go, like, book it ahead to be.Okay. See this date here? Fuck off.
That's what I'll say.
That was exact right. He's playing a show.
I have to have it off.
This is do or die.
I need to be there.
but yeah, that's coolthat Brody was able to take a few snaps.
And I'm looking forwardto seeing some of those.
It was, Yeah.
It sound really good.I saw you guys got a lot of videos.
I saw a lot of it, and you guys killed it.
(02:13):
You guys sound it,and it sounded really stellar.
Yeah, he said it sounded likeit was really fun, honestly.
Just like looking at it. The.
It's like a sea of people.You don't really.
You can't really, like,make out any one person. Very well.
Like I, there were several peoplethat said that they went,
I thought that they hadn't gone.
See, like my sister and her boyfriend,I thought that they didn't make it
and was like, oh, well, whatever.
And I was, you know, went insideand thought that they were going to be.
(02:34):
And then I found out they did.They were there the whole time.
They enjoyed it a lot. And I was like,oh, okay.
The whole bunch of peoplethat I didn't get a chance to even see
because there's just too many people.
So that was yeah, it's really nice.Thanks everybody.
I really like that thing that John said.I don't know if he's his original.
Lee the guy that said it, but like, I've never I mean, it's pretty basic,
but it was pretty coolthat, like, the more, you know,
he was going to say that it's not like he,like, told us he was going to say that
(02:56):
or just going to speakthis went off and said that.
So I don't know if anybody,
he might not have beenthe first person to say it,
but that was a really wicked quote. Yeah.
The more that you take away,the less they have to lose.
I love that he said that.
It's the, you know, basically, to put itinto context for people who don't know,
there was a complaint made about the punknight a week or two before our night.
and they claim that there were justonly dark and dystopian bands.
(03:17):
And how is it that, you know,
there was a letter writtenby one of these Karen types
that basically was complainingabout the noise.
It was an outdoor showjust for anybody who wasn't.
That's in our exact realm.
Centennial square is an outdoor
kind of in the heart of downtown,the courtyard courtyard.
And there's plenty of like,condos and stuff around it.
And it was a Wednesday night.
And anyway,someone was disturbed by this and felt
the need to write to the mayorthat it was, you know, to stop
(03:39):
and that only pretty beautiful musicneeds to be played.
And there wasn't much talentand there was a lot of bass
and blah, blah, blah,really unkind things.
But I feel like that helped the scenerally a little bit, honestly,
because they were like, no, how about youshut the hell up and you better
have fun. Yeah,we're having a lot of fun here.
And there's kids enjoying themselvesrunning around like all this stuff.
So anyway, for, you know,John decided to stop for a minute
(04:02):
and say, you know, I don't understandthe mentality behind this.
It's the same kind of mentality that makessomebody put spikes on a park bench
so that you can't lay down,
you know, you don't even have a homeof your own kind of thing.
And that got a pretty good cheer.
And then he said, you know,they don't seem to understand
that the more you take away from somebody,the less they have to lose.
And it's just like, that's one of thoselike pause and think about the things.
(04:24):
I was like, damn, did you shit like,you know, rally bro, I know.
Yeah. So that's cool.
John's out thereinciting riots and we're all about it.
I mean, I play the drums for the riotbig time. No problem.
It's super rats.
But no, I mean, opposite of a riot.
There was no garbage left afterwards.
I was there until the end when we cleanedup, there was like, no garbage.
There's no fighting, no overdoses.
(04:44):
Nobody too drunk, nobody throwing up.
None of this stuff like this is zerolike negativity to this entire event.
And I really am proud of everybodyfor just having a really good time.
Everywhere you look, big smiles,they're just happy
that someone's having a metal eventand that we're allowed to play drums
outside and shit, you know, and do thethe metal community in Victoria is huge.
And so those people are saying
that shit is just like,dude, you're so out of touch.
(05:05):
You're so out of touch.
Like, get out of here as thoughwhat's going on, you're
in your little living room could possiblybe more important than hundreds
of people in the town square outsidehaving fun and moshing and children
enjoying and laughing like, come on!
And it's a couple hours, like,get over it.
We were done at 946.
There was likethe finishing band was done.
Petrification was likegetting off the stage, completely done.
After their encore, it was like 946.
(05:27):
It wasn't even 10:00.
So like, you can go back to, you know,you get a nice early bedtime, no problem.
People just need something to bitch about.
anyway, so.
But it was a great success.Really enjoyed it.
So I guess we'll we'll segue thatwent into a heavy metal horror stories.
But first let's give us, these are mythese are my these are my friends.
But these are more friends. Yes.
(05:48):
Welcome to these are my friends.This is our 27th episode.
What up, what up?
we got, Yeah, I got a, a lot of.
Well, I got somesome heavy metal horror stories.
I really horror stories are just cool.
True stories from heavy metal slashrock bands. All right, all right.
I wonder if there's any of the onescrossing over.
I have a couple of my own as well. Sick.
And then I also got two stories.
That's a new segment I'm introducing.
(06:08):
It's called They're Short Stories.
I promise I won't bore you, Daniel,with the long,
nonsensical ones,but it's ones made by I, ones made by me.
You're going to have to figure outwhich one was made by me.
Which one was made by I.
So it's the new segmentcalled I or Dylan. Boop.
Oh my God.
Trustme, it's a lot more fun than it sounds.
And it sounds pretty damn mediocre.
(06:30):
and then me up when you're done.
Perfect. Gotcha.
And then, what else do I have?
I got some I want to start offwith a couple of just this week
in rock history, Billboard hot 100 tracks.
So this one. Okay.
on the modern rock tracks in 1991.
the number one song was rush by BigAudio Dynamite.
(06:54):
Who the hell is Big Audio Dynamite?
So that's one of the thing.I was looking at this.
I'm like, oh, it's modern rockand it's in the 90s. I should know this.
And like a lot of the bands like I knowand I'm like, what fucking song is this?
What fucking song is this?
Like? That's two years before I was alive.
Was one year before I was an idea.
Actually,I wasn't an idea. I was an activist.
It just surprised you got two of us.
(07:16):
yeah.
So the the the the Psychedelic Fursis, was the second on the, that week
until she comes.
Probably not.
we got the squeeze on here,which I remember them.
We got seal, which is modern rock.
Maybe he had them living color.They're tight.
crowded House chocolate cake.
Yeah, we got,
(07:38):
the Fat Lady Sings, which is a band.
And the farm groovy train.
Fuck, yeah.
Congrats to all those who made up.
I don't know any of those.
my ignorance is their fault.
Not my fault.
Oh, well, you should, thesethese are just like.
Like like a sitcom show.
Just random garage band names.
It's like the fat lady singsthe Groovy dudes, and then candy flip.
(08:02):
Yeah. Wow. Candy flip. That's one.Yeah. Jeez.
No. Fuck. Are these people? Anyways,good for you guys.
I, I haven't been onthe track, so good for them.
and then you.
Well, don't worry, man,
I still gotta be in on a modern rocktrack in the early 90s.
Okay, I still got time. Okay?
I still got time to go back to the 90sand then. Okay.
And then this is the, the same week.
(08:22):
The same year.
But, like, pop music, like just thethe number one charts, like the overall.
So the number one songthis week was everything I do.
I Do It for You by Bryan Adams.
We know that song.
Yeah. Oh me BA.
And then the second one is Adams.
Be it be ads.
the second one is Passionby Rhythm Syndicate.
(08:42):
And then every heartbeat Amy Grantand then number four,
this is actually a bop summertimeDJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince.
We're just me my brother.We talked about this song last night.
It was it was 23 years ago.
91 -24 anyways.
Yeah, 23 years ago
fucking summertime was onthe charts, man was bop
and Will Smith was at the primeof his life just finished. Yeah, right.
Fresh Prince are just kind ofin the midst.
(09:03):
It's all downhill from there.
I am Legend is rock bottom
dude was scratching.
I mean, have you ever seen, who was that superhero movie?
Hoover. Henry. What the fuck?
Hancock had come.
Hoover.
I knew it started with the H.
Henry Hoover. Henry.
(09:23):
It's my favorite Will Smith movie.
Halliburton.
fuck.
Yeah, it's the Hoover hero movie.I can't talk. It was.
That was a poor movie.I did not like. It was a poor movie.
Yeah, he was, it was, it was a Hoover.
Henry. True. It'sbecause he peaked way back.
He peaked in 91, bro. Jesse. Jeff. Yeah.
Cool. Okay.
Well, anyways, I just wanted to mentionthat give you a little flashback
history of modern rock and Billboard'sHot One hunt.
(09:46):
Thank you. Yep.
You're welcome.
all right, so, we're gonna getinto the heavy metal horror stories.
What time we, Oh, yeah, we get, we get.
Okay.
So, do you want to start withsomething you like before I get into my e?
That's okay. You go ahead.
You go ahead.
Okay, cool.
So, Keith Moon, drummer, the who? Yeah.
(10:06):
And Mama Cass,mom and pops died in the same apartment.
Bo spent many,many moons apart, like, years apart.
So rock stars are taken from us.
Too young, way too often.
And it just so happensthat two brilliant musicians
died in the same apartment on September7th, 1978.
Keith Moon of TheWho overdosed on a sedative
in an apartmenthe rented from musician Harry Nilsson.
(10:29):
Henry Nilsson also adoptedJune 29th, 1974,
Mama Cass of the Mamasand the Papas died of a heart attack,
not on choking on a sandwich,which the rumor has it in the very same
apartment flat number 12 at nineCurzon Square, Mayfair, London, England.
It's a very exact address it gave me.
Yeah.
If you'd like to go there.
(10:49):
Yeah.
And since Mama and Keith Moon go for it.
crazy, though, that's.
I mean, it's not I mean, it's crazy.
It's not that crazy becausethis is an odd, odd coincidence, I guess.
But maybe.
Maybe it's like the tape.
If you saw the place,maybe it would be like, oh, yeah,
of course a rock star would rent outthat place or whatever.
Well, and then so they don't know,you know, Harry Nilsson, like,
I can't live with living is without you.
(11:11):
Okay.
That guy, he was obviously friendswith a bunch of musicians,
and that was his apartment. So obviouslyhe's like, yo, you need a flat.
I got you so new famous peoplethat were probably renting from him.
Yeah. So that makes it more likethat. Makes more sense.
The apartment. That apartmentwas in some circles. Exactly.
Okay. And, But. Yeah. So.
But four years apart, just kind of cool.
All right.
The next one is Axl Rose recorded himselfhaving sex for rocket Queen.
(11:37):
You know, that song is for destruction.
That is a horror story.
I just pictured him just like, yeah.
Basically like a David Lee Roth.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Well, there's a, there's a rumor that, Guns and Roses song,
rocket Queen, which closes out the band'sdebut album, appetite for destruction.
(11:59):
You can hear Axl Rose having sex.
Having sex. You
pretty much having a cesspool?
Yeah, having sex with a woman who?
Maybe Adrianna Smith,a 19 year old stripper and drummer.
Steve Alda's girlfriend.
According to Steve Thompson,an engineer on appetite,
Axl wanted some pornographicsounds in rocket Queen,
so he brought a girl inand they had sex in the studio.
(12:21):
We wound up recordingfor about 30 minutes of sex noise.
If you listen to the break on rocketQueen, it's in there too.
It's you. Yeah.
That's quite fucking gross, you know? Axl.
Yeah, just like.
Dude.
I mean, I guess it's not as easythis day and age.
You just go on the internetand find sex noises,
but, like, bro,that's kind of a little bit.
(12:41):
And it was his, I guess, band matethat had to be in there.
Yeah, I just had to be in there. And also.Yeah. Thanks.
You know, he's fucking is friendsgirlfriend.
Yeah.
I mean, but I mean she was a groupieso I don't know, they did weird stuff.
Yeah. Back then those guys.
So that leads me to the sidenote girlfriend who knows what what
it was exactly when retelling the storya few years later.
(13:01):
Smith.
So that'sthe girl, claimed in a TV interview
that older the drummer insistedthat she was not his girlfriend,
so she went to the mixing sessionsat Media Sound Studios in New York,
where some of the sessionsfor the albums were taking place.
She found Slash and Axl Rose there,and soon after Rose Axl Rose
propositioned Smith.
He wanted themto have sex in the vocal booth
(13:22):
so that the sound could be recordedand put over the bridge of rocket Queen.
Allegedly, Smith replied
that she would do it for the bandand a bottle of Jack Daniels. Wow,
she's.
You've done it for a lot of moneyand stuff.
Yeah, I was just like, bro,that you settled for Jack?
Yeah.
These chicks are getting paid for, like,showing their boobs now on the internet,
let alone
and, like, the they're in a New Yorkstudio, like, obviously appetite
(13:46):
for destruction really put themon, but, like, they got something to say.
Tons of stuff like that.
Didn't happen in studios with the mics offanyway, right?
But like, I mean, jeez,no having to turn the mic on for this one.
Fuck yeah.
Yeah, well, yeah, she nailed that deal.
No, jeez, that my my reaction.
No no no, don't do that punch.
(14:07):
No, no, you nailed it.
okay. Yeah.
So basically they weren't girlfriend.
Boyfriend. Yeah. It doesn't matter.Long story. Kind of nasty.
and I have two more races to golisten to.
Rock. Yeah.
Never all like looking into got. Thereit is.
That's just a ploy to get us to listento this weird song.
Sucker. Yeah,
(14:28):
it's justhappy birthday in the background.
There's no sex noises.
it's both.
Yeah. He he moans in the.
It's how he last longer. Who singshappy birthday?
Happy birthday. You.
I'm almost there.
Shut up, shut up. Yeah. Hey,
hey, Steven Tyler adopted a girlso he could date her.
Oh, have you heard? Oh, yeah.
(14:49):
It's quite the sentence.
That's quite the sentence. Jesus.
So, like, it's a common thingslowly coming out
as of recentthat Steven Tyler is actually a sleazebag.
Like, he was actually, like a likehe seems like such a honestly, does he
I don't know, I knew he was like an agingrock star and I don't
I don't think a ton of themreally were squeaky clean records
(15:09):
when it comesto what they were getting away with.
I've heard stories of like, he'slike hired people to set fire on a girl
who was pregnant because he didn'thave a kid and, like, locked it.
Yeah, I've heard stories from other people
that are connectedin the music scene, but,
but this one that's dark as hell.
Yeah. Crazy.
Yeah,I know that. Connections from job. Job?
so Steven Tyler adopted a girlso he could.
(15:29):
Dater.
So StevenTyler was known for having relationships
with some of the mostbeautiful women of their day.
But one of his most substantialrelationships arose from much different
beginnings.
In 1975, Tyler somehowmanaged to have a custody of a 14 year old
groupie sign over to him from her parentsso that they could live together.
They were together for three years, during
which time she drank, used drugs,and kept up with a wild rock star.
(15:51):
They split when she was 18,partly due to the strain that an abortion
put on their relationship.
So relationship dude 14.
What the fuck, bro?What are you talk about?
Jesus. Oh, shit.
That's fucking horrible.
That's fucking gnarly as fuck.There's a 14 year old girl.
And so, he was born in 1948,so that would have made him 58, 68, 27.
(16:12):
That's disgusting.
He was 27. She was 14.
Oh, man. That is.
Yeah.
Steven Tyler, you fuckinglook like the parents too, though.
Yeah, the parents are just like,yes, go ahead, go ahead.
But he must be a good guy.He looks like a good guy.
Exactly what I said at the beginning.This. He looks like a good guy.
It's like
I've only ever seen him in music videos,but it's not like he's like, yeah, doing
nasty shit on that.
But, I mean, the same thing, like parentstaking their kids to Michael Jackson's
(16:35):
ranch, like, never, never land.
It was nice of that weird old ladyto adopt our daughter.
Look.
Yeah, she's got a college fund now.
I can't believe herlips are so full at her age.
Oh my God.
Yeah, so that's kind of fucked up.
Did you hear about that?Any of that shit? No.
I mean, I mean, I heard that, like,you know, there's, like,
(16:56):
Jimmy Page had, like, a 12 yearold girl and stuff, like, in his basement.
There's so many fucked up, terriblefucking, like,
I just don't even want to know, like,I mean, I guess I want the world to know,
but I don't want to know. Like,I want to think about it. Yeah.
Horrible.
It and it just like,obviously times are different,
but that's not even a good enough
sentiment to,like just justify justify any of that.
(17:16):
You know what I mean.
Like that's bullshit regardless.
But how did it pass likeand obviously was banging her.
What do you think he's doing?That's all not good.
But I mean there's a differencebetween late teenagers who are groupies
who sneak in and you like, don'trealize their ID or something like that.
It's like,okay, well, that's pretty gnarly.
And it seems like you should knowabout that, dude.
You should probably be like in the 70s
in a due diligence at all times, you know,make sure it's like all legal and good.
(17:39):
Yeah. But at the same time.
14. Yeah.
But like now, like you didn't know.They know who they knew.
Like they knew that shit.
How old. Yeah.They knew exactly how old they were.
It's like it was like what? Whoops. Shit.I did look kind of young. Whoops.
It was dark and I was drunk in the club.It's like.
This is like, your parents signed youover as like, a slave.
Like this is.
Yeah. Weird and gross.
(18:00):
Like, did they get a goat or something?Like, what the fuck? Yeah.
Steven Tyler's like, you get 19 goats.
If I can just have you person like, oh,my God, like, it's like.
And what, like, what is the excuse? Like,I've even a 14 year old.
I know people looked olderback in the day, did they?
I don't even think so.I think it's just whatever.
But like,what was you wearing a power suit like?
You know, if we saw a pictureof that person, you'd be like, no child.
No. Yeah. For sure.
(18:20):
Like you're fucking bro.
Anyways,long story short, it's never okay.
listen, listen. Fuck you.
So in case anybody listening right nowis an absolute fuck face and a total creep
talking to you. Yeah, well. The fucker.Yeah, yeah.
Damn right.
and then the last story I got,this is just like, It's like it was just
on the list.
It's kind of funny.
And I heard it before, but then I didn't.
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I didn't understandthe meaning of what it was.
So Van Halen really didn't want any brownM&Ms in their dressing room.
So if you heard that, like, yeah,it was one of their demands. Yeah.
You know why, right?
I didn't know I, I guessdo you know why? Maybe.
Go ahead,I know why. It's because they were.
Well, I have my theory.
It's because they wanted to make sure
that they were really paying attentionto their rider.
Yeah, yeah.
And like, actually reading it and makingsure they had the right things on it.
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Because if there was no, you know,
if they see a brown Eminem,it means a motherfucker didn't read it or.
Yeah, right. And that's exactlyso that's precisely. Yeah.
I didn't like I've heard this before,but I thought they were just being divas,
which is apparently a commonmisconception,
and that a lot of people think thatbecause they just don't go past
the headline.
Right. But oh,they just don't like Brown. Eminem.
So just trying tothey're just flexing. Right? Exactly.
They're just trying to make somebody siftthrough a fucking, you know,
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some poor person can sift throughand get the brown eminem's out of here
because we only eat these ones.
It's like, that is a good storyand it's kind of funny.
They're all the same.
Yeah, yeah.
But also it's what it is, is. Yeah.
They just want to make sure. Yeah.
So some people using the storyas an example of all the prima
donnas in rock music, and othersuse it to show
that rock stars aren't quite as hardcoreas society thinks they are,
and still otherssimply can't believe it's true.
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But Van Halen really would not allowany brown
Eminem's in the dressing roomsbefore a show,
but it's not for any of the reasonslisted above.
In fact, it was a safety concern.
Van Halen had an extensive contractand safety guidelines,
so in order to make sure that the venuehad followed all of their safety requests,
they buried a line in the contractabout the candy.
If there were any brown Eminem'sin their dressing room,
it proved thatthe venue had not done their job.
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Correct?
Yeah. So that's I didn'tI didn't know that.
Then I was like,okay, that's actually pretty rad.
That's a pretty good rock n roll legend.
It's, it's a tactic other bandsprobably have tried and probably have not.
Maybe they've even been laughed at,but they never know.
But they
they've seen some pretty specificriders on bands when they've come through,
you know, things that they ask for,you know, a local beer, a local, you know,
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fish of some sort.
And that's kind of it is cool.
But it's like there's certain thingsthat like on The Rider,
you're like, oh, damn the fuck,you can just ask for shit.
And they can, you can.Whose job is that? The the promoter.
The promoter.
So then he doesn't care.
Venue is just a place.
And you pay them and they providethe staff and the the bar and whatever.
And then the promoteris the one throwing the show.
And so they lose moneyif they show loses money
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and they must pay bands, they must paythe venue, they must do everything.
But they also
maybe make a little money off of the showif it goes really fucking well.
Not a metal scene.They don't probably pocket any money.
But the love of the game.
Yeah, yeah,
pretty much just making
sure they see a sweet band that they likeand make sure everybody has fun for.
Bless those promoters, man.
Seriously, it's a thankless job.
shout out what invisible orange,invisible orange, cavity curiosity shop,
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Casey Lazaro, Andy Anderson,even Simon Smith like fucking, by Mero.
I said the wrong name.
I can't pronounce his name.
But Mario, you got you.
Yeah, we got you in our hearts.
right. Yeah.
No, that's that's super cool.
But, I mean, Iif I was traveling a traveling Wilbury,
I would definitely requestfor some local cuisine.
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I think that would be cool.
Yeah. Of course.
Like, you're just, like, try things.
Yeah.
I'm hereand sometimes you're there for the night
and you don't have a chance to whip out.
You're practicing, rehearsing, soundcheck,and then you're on, and then that's it.
We're going to fucking Phoenix tomorrow.So we're in Philly.
I got a Caesar salad,
but what the fuck?
I said I specifically askedfor the cheesesteak.
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They give me a Caesar salad.What the fuck?
Yeah, I can't drum with the three season,so I've been,
Anyway, I sick, okay.
Well, that's all I got for the heavy metalhorror stories, which are really horror.
I mean, actually, that's even taller.One was pretty fucked. That one.
This one is like a kind of like a
what's called, trigger warning to triggerwarning to trigger warning.
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Trigger warning.
it might not be real, but
the legend is this guy, neutron,vocalist of the now split black metal band
silencer, claims to have, they claim that he had
cut off his own handsand replaced them with pig's feet.
What?
That can't be true.
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Apparently cut off his handsnot long before
he was admitted to a mental hospital.A rumor has it.
He also went to a playgroundwith an ax and buried
in a six year old girls forehead.
She survived, but apparently that wasactually his brother when he was younger,
so he didn't do it. His brother.
His brother did, but,you know, comes from yo.
Yeah. Those are some horror stories, man.
Yeah.
but wait, wait, wait, go back to, like,the Italian Wikipedia article
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about the guy also states
that he presumably amputated his handsto replace them with pig's feet,
but he didn't do it to himself.
how did he do?
A lot of people are saying thatthere's no way he could.
It's like a legend.They don't know if he's not.
And it's probably.
It's possible that he didn't
because people are like,how would you even do that to yourself?
But you did.
I mean, I guess like a bandsawbecause it would be just running with it.
You have and you die.
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And the problem is you would die.Yeah. You would bleed out.
So he would have had to have had help.
Yeah. You would have had to have hadhelp. Right.
Which is quite sadisticto think about that.
It was like, yo, I got a jobbecause guys are just the thing is like,
you know, I play heavy musicand it's just these guys are dweebs, like,
come on, dude, that's is so like, oh man.
Like it's like, dude, try hard much.
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Yeah.
Like you'rejust trying to be so fucking evil
that you will mutilate yourselfor whatever, but like,
that was like we were going to talk aboutdead from mayhem. Yeah.
Right. Right.
Like I think did we already?
I swear we already talked about this.
We probably mentioned it, in passing.
What I was going to make it.
Oh, I think I did.
I mention it,
but anyway, the thing that always gets methat I always think of as, like, super
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heavy metal horror story,is this guy trying to be so brutal
that he's in a studioand he's breathing in a bag of dead crows?
Wait, what?
I don't I've never heard this dude.
He brought in a dead crow in a bagor like, a couple dead crows in a bag.
And he would just like what? Bandlike mayhem.
Mayhem, man.
Dead before he killed himself.
But yeah, he's like fucking,like, breathing in, like dead crow air,
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like rot.
And then just, like, screamingout his vocals into the mic to try and,
like, have the most gnarly, like,what the fuck?
So he tongue bolt crow.
Yeah. Just. Yeah.
Huffing a bag of dead crow and then, like,under the mic, you know, that's insane.
What? That's literal insanity.
His thing was that, like,I can't remember what it was,
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but he felt like he had survivedsome accident.
He was supposed to die during, like, iswhat his deal was with his fascination
with death is he felt likehe was not supposed to be alive.
He supposed to be dead. Right?
So eventually he self fulfilledthat prophecy, right?
His whiner of a bandmate,Geronimo, came in and found him,
you know, having ended his lifeand just calmly snapped a picture
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which they put as their album cover
because they wanted to be edgy,edgelord as fuck. Yeah.
They wanted to prove to the worldthat they're more evil than the next,
and they don't give a fuckand they burn churches and
and then, you know, to top off theI mean, if people don't know already
about mayhem,you know, Varg in your animus had
there was gossip about the otherthat the other one had the other dead.
(25:25):
Right.
and so when Varg showed up at your ona mass house, there was like a struggle.
They thought that they were there.He was there to kill him.
And there was a knife between them.
I can't remember whose knife it was.
And Varg overpowered Jeronimusand stabbed him like 23 times or whatever.
And he died.
He died? Yeah.
He killed his bandmate,
which is probably one of thewackiest things you could ever do.
So I think the guy's a fucking loser.
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They had to be on Janka. Or somethinglike that.
Yeah for sure.
Jacob I don't know man.
They're, they're, they're doing something.They're huffing too much dead crow.
They're like fucking too many fumesfrom the church fires like.
Yeah they just that's the thing.
And you just try to it's like it'slike the gangs and stuff though, right?
Like one tough guy tries to like,oh, tough guy, another tough guy.
And then suddenlyyou just have this escalating thing
where people are like
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trying to do an even more brutal thingto the next, like,
you know, the Mexican cartels and stuff
like Hells Angelssinging people from things and like,
yeah, just like medieval brutalitythat, you know, right.
Only gets worse and worse the more thatanybody tries to escalate it.
But how could you lose your lifelike that? Like how would you feel?
The thing is, like, how would you let itescalate like that over music?
You fucking wiener.
Yeah, it's supposed to be music.
Oh, I'm so evil. I'm the Lord of darkness.
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Oh, fucking yeah, right, bro?
You're like mom's basement or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, dude, not it's not.You're not a bad.
You're not a badass.
Something something something. Yeah.
Some nerd who just, like,stabbed your friend, like, cool.
I don't know, Jesus Christ. Anyway.
Yeah. Heavy metal horror story.
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Little girl.
We are back in Aurora.
Volvostarted doing a little bit of a jazzy.
Oh, night flat there.
Yeah, it was like a floatingballoon loops or E-flat sharp major.
but. Yeah. So,
Steven Tyler is a dink the winner.
(38:56):
And, you know, dead or. No.
Geronimo.
What's his name?
Yeah. Geronimo.
Wiener.
Bog or bog?
Virg? Bulgy. Yeah.
Yeah. Not. It's not cool anywhere.
Heavy metal horror.What else you got there, dude?
Okay, one on the, the next segment.
The next segment is I or Dylan.So it's a couple stories.
One was made by an air sheen I machine,
(39:19):
I don't know, I mean, my name.
Yeah, as you mean.
And the second was made by me.
Yours really?
so I'm gonna read both stories.
The short stories.
Who knows which order he'sgoing to read them in exactly, precisely.
And Daniel,hold comments about who you think it is.
Oh, no no no no no, I'll scream out.
I'll cry. I'll cry out.
(39:41):
Actuallyno no no no no. Wait till the middle.
I wait into the middle until you have no.
So obviously,if you have your thoughts, keep going.
And you know you can likethink out your process.
But I'll keep going with my thoughtsand think of my process.
Perfect.
Okay.
But, yeah, I'mgoing to read the first one now.
Okay.
So this story is
called The Creepy Forest Murderer.
(40:02):
Question mark
David Thrust Ax and his heavy metal bandThe Shredders were on
their first world tour.
They were living their dream, playingsold out shows and partying every night.
But fate had other plans for them.
Their tour bus broke down in the middleof nowhere, outside a spooky forest.
As they stepped out, David couldn't resistcracking a joke about it
being the perfectsetting for a horror movie.
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Little did he know, the wordswould soon become a reality.
As they trek through the forest,they encountered
creepy creatures and strange occurrences.
Their lead guitarist, Alex, swearhe saw a ghostly figure
watching them from the trees.
The drummer, Max, was convincedthat they were being followed by a witch,
but David, being the fearless and slightlyreckless one, laughed it all off
until they stumbled upon a clearing
(40:45):
where a group of hooded figureswere performing a ritual.
Once the middle. I mean, you can hear
this is.
This is.
Yeah, yeah,
go on, get the band froze in fearas the figures turned into the face,
them, their eyes glowing in darkness.
But before anyone could scream, David
recognized the figuresas their diehard fans
dressed up for a metal themed cosplayevent.
The band breathe a sigh of relief,
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laughing at their own paranoiaas they continued their journey.
The forest seemed to come alivewith strange noises and eerie whispers.
David couldn't resist headbangingto the imaginary music in his head,
much the amusement of his bandmatesto display himself in silence like that.
His bandmates are just like, hahahahaha!
Oh, what a mean David. Yeah, David.So amusing.
but their adventure wasn't over yet.
(41:27):
As they finally reached a road,they were greeted by a tow truck driver
who looked like a crossbetween a vampire and a werewolf.
David couldn't helpbut ask for a selfie with him.
Hey man, you look like I'm sorry,but you just look like both things.
I just need a selfie real quick.Just get close to my neck.
It's just a fat hairyou guy with, like, big canine?
Yeah, it's. Fuck you, dude.
hybrid.
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in the end,the shredders made it to their next gig.
With a new story
to tell and a newfound appreciationfor the spooky forest and David.
Well, he couldn't wait to post a selfieon social media with the caption,
just another day on tour with my heavymetal brothers spooky adventures.
Hashtag hashtag metal hags hags.
Fuck metalheads, hashtag living the dream.
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That was the first story.
I like the hashtags ending hashtagI story maker.
Yeah. No shit.
Or am I or or maybe not.
Yeah, he's alluding me.
I was alluding you to somethingthat where I can get a beat on them.
Okay. And then this is the second story.
You ready for it, or do you have anythingyou want to comment about?
(42:32):
The first story?
No. Okay.
Just no. Yeah.
Fair enough. I feel that.
All right.
So this isthis story is called Lenny Butt Kick.
And the dial tone sequence.
how do you know this?
I don't know, you can't know this,I don't know.
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How do I know, Lenny?
But kicking the dial tones in pizza.
Okay, here we go.
All right.
So Lenny was an exhausting personality,but a great time to be around
in small doses.
His bandmates also agreed.
Terry and Tony Duck
brothers in the heavy metal bandlove being around Lenny for days.
Their antics togetherwere that similar to siblings.
They played with firecrackers and guns.
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After drinking large amounts of CrownRoyal brand whiskey,
it was their favorite pastime.
One day, Lenny was playing a showin Washington State at an amphitheater
with his heavy metal actLenny in the dialed tones.
And while they were playingtheir biggest hit,
Here Comes the Sun, Lenny accidentallystepped on the overdrive switch.
He blasted hisapp to 12 burner an hour. Now
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all the people in the front rows
face disintegrated with what a success.
The janitor us with ease.
Oh, that was easy.
It was at 12, bro.
What do you expect to happen?
The janitor told Lenny after the show.
Hey, man, you guys really kicked a lot of.
But that night.
Could you please clean up your mess,though?
Lenny thought it was only fair,and he got his brother in arms to suit up
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with a dustpan and broom.
They went to the floor of the amphitheater
and started sweeping face off the floors.
They managed to collect eight faces.
They never hit eight before.
They must have rocked.
They never hit eight before. Wow.
They must have rocked, dude.
Smiling ear to ear.
They've got like a jug. There's like,there's got to be eight in here.
He faces. Oh.
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gnarly.
Yeah. Anyway. Shit. Fuck.
We rock this much. Yeah. This isthis is how we tell.
This is the only way to tell. Yeah.
It's true. Smilingear to ear with a great.
What a great job they did that night.
They felt their tummies rumble.
Hey, Tony.
Terry, we got to eat.
BrothersTony and Terry nodded in agreement
while rubbing their tummiessimultaneously.
Terry programed.
I know, the perfect spotwhile raising one finger in the air
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and still rubbing his tummywith the other hand.
The Great Gatsby was the only four blocksaway.
Gatsby the Great Gatsby okay,because it's a pizza.
Because it's a pizza place that theI came up with.
He's like rubbing his timing
and raising his his finger in the airwhen he must been the drummer.
He was. Yeah. The room isolation.
(45:06):
All the brothers dropped what they weredoing and sprinted to the back door.
New scene at the Great Gatsby.
Store owner looks up with a blank focuslook on his face.
The boys didn't know it, but he recognizedthe band from the show that night.
Well, you always have.
Lenny ordered the famous Jurassic Parkpie for the table.
The store owner shook his headand chuckled.
(45:26):
You know, there's 15different meats on there, fellas, right?
So it's Lenny Epps, Lenny said.
Of course I do. I thrive on the meat.
Well you okay?
The I fucked up the guy's name.Hey, Lenny.
Yeah, I fucked up.
Yeah.
It's like an eye, man.
You can't trust it. No, track of itself.
(45:46):
Are you okay with prosciutto?
Lenny looked at the ownerwhile beating his chest like an ape.
That's all I did.
I noticed thatI doesn't do a whole lot of dialog.
Not not too much. A little bitjust for tasteful.
Dylan does though, just to knowwhat's going on.
I'm just.
It's going to just expose it. Exactly.
After 15 minutes, the pie was done.
(46:08):
Here you go, boys.
115 means 15 minutes.
Yeah, 15. What?
There you go.
Enjoy your Jurassic pie.
And I has one number. Yes.
15 minutes, 15 minutes.
That's their tagline. That's pretty good.
Yeah.
Here you go, boys.
One Jurassic with all the fixins.
The boys were so hungry,they tore the pie apart like a raccoon
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gnawing in your neighborhood dumpster.
The store owner piped upafter they were done eating.
You enjoy the pizza, boys.
They all rub their tummies in delightwhile nodding.
Yes, good, because it was a special pizzaI just made for you.
You melted my Uncle Rios face off tonightand my little nephew Harry.
So you actually melted ten faces tonight.
The boys high fived each other.
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Double digit face melt.
Yeah. Good for you guys.I'll miss them dearly.
They went out of this worldthe way they came in,
rocking the Larry Buckkick in the dial tones.
Larry did a jump kick. An air guitar.
So you exactly just kick it.
Well.
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What did they say?
Was the pizza good or bad?
They made it specially for them.
Out of revenge or what?
I mean, they they melted his face.
His homies face, his cousin, his nephew,whatever.
I think he was proud of them,I don't know.
Hey, I didn't finish.
maybe that's too.
Hey, I doesn't know how to finish a story.
What a dumb idiot.
But a dumb, stupid idiot, I guess.
So which one do you think was Iand which one do you.
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Oh, I don't know. Yeah.
Can I take a wild guess?
He said, yeah, well,you're wrong, actually.
No, I'm not.
You disagree, I disagree.
The second one was you. Yeah, sure.
It sure was. Yes. No way.
You guys, I just said Larry kicked byand you're like, this is done,
Larry, but kick.
Yeah, yeah, this is done.I said, I said two words.
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Yeah, that's true.
I would never say this.
Yeah, Lenny, but but I mean,
I was pretty certainthey were being followed by a witch.
Thanks I yeah, that's true.
I was really getting descriptivethere, man.
I got to startso I can get a pay for a good one.
And I'm pretty sure at one pointthere was a tiger in the prompt as well.
Oh, wait, you're really getting lazy.
I, yeah.
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And it was just like,spooky. What? Spooky.
Oh, there was, they were.
This is a story that took placebeside the Spooky Forest.
Yeah.
No, which was also spooky.
Yeah. It was just like, bro.
And I tried making mine, like, kind of.
Nah, I mean, hey,
the tow truck driver looked like a crossbetween a vampire and a werewolf.
Nice. Good work. I.
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Dylan, how did you think of that?
Just came to me.I don't know, that's crazy.
I'm just a fucking writer.
but that's the thingwhere. You know what?
This is a perfect example of whyI is not there yet.
That's right.
You need the right person, Dylan.
You need people, or else you'llnever get nonsense like that.
Exactly. Anywhere else?
Precisely. Yes, exactly.
(48:57):
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that if I spat out
what you put,the people would be upset with it.
It would be like,this is not. This is regressing.
Like,
Shit, I'm doing a misdeed to our gender.
I mean, our our humanity,whatever the fuck that.
The human gender, the human agenda. Yes.
It was, the human agenda, I thought.
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Well, mine was more enthralling.
I agree, it was more enthralling.
I'm glad you do say you sell yourself.
I do say so myself.
I was a lot more enthralledthan the second one.
Oh, fuck.
Well, the first one was just nonsense,
but the first onewas just sort of like lukewarm, right?
Like it's very general. It's like.
Like I was joking about it. It's like.It's like.
(49:38):
Also in the prompt there was a badger,you know, and the badger
was doing cycling because that was alsoin the Pro Max, you know.
Yeah. It's like, thanks for really workinghard on this story here.
Yeah. Fuckers.
But yeah.
anyways, so yeah, you nailed it.
maybe, we'll have Lenny back herecome back for another crazy story.
Maybe I'll put him in eye
next time
and you won't even know next time.
(49:58):
Maybe we get a guest to guess,because then they won't know you as well
as I know.
That's a good idea.
That's a good idea.
And I'll just, I need to find a better.
I story maker,I think, because that one was.
I mean, it's free,so I can't really bitch, but, like,
start shelling out serious bucks.
Yeah, I got to shell out the ad for theI story.
That's 320 million grand.
Yeah, 23 million. A supercomputer in here,
(50:20):
right?
To a Stephen King novel.Yeah. Perfect. Perfect.
Like, yeah, it's just the same thing.
It's like Stephen King and the werewolf.
Vampire tow truck driver.
Fuck, yeah. Hahahahahahahaha.
Played by Stephen King in a cameo.
Dude. Yeah. That's horrible.
anyways, that'sthat's basically what I got here today.
pretty good for.
Yeah.
Some stories,you know, some other stories.
(50:43):
You know, some hot 100. It'd be nice.
I just thinking a magnetic baseball batand like a metal ball.
So you don't have to actually, like,chase the ball after you hit it.
You just, like, just sticks to the bat.
But wouldn't it just stick to the batand said, you know, to go chase it anyway?
What are you going to say?
Yeah, we'll work on that.
do you have any other storiesthat you want to bring?
bring forth anything you have
that's rubbing the gears or whateverthe fucking saying is,
(51:06):
you know, really rubs my gears.
new segment, you know,I mean, there were a few, like, heavy
metal crimes and stuffthat I was thinking about, but, like,
I don't know, it's just like losersdoing dumb stuff like that
as I lay dying guy, Tim Lambie says,tried to get his wife killed, all right?
Like he killed you. Like as the gym, bro.
Yeah, at the gym.
Like, hey, man, you know, anywhereanybody that kills people,
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they're just like,the guy's like, I'm going to the police.
This guy's looking for someoneto kill people.
And then the police were like,we'll set up a, undercover guy to go off
or to kill someoneand he's like, here, man.
He's like, gave the guy, like, $1,000in an envelope and,
like, instructions to how to kill herand when she would be home and shit.
And then, like, the cops are like,do you want this person dead?
And he was like, yes,I want that person dead.
(51:49):
They're like, woo woo, okay,we got him. Book him.
Literally do it too.
Yeah. Like he's just like, yes. Like yes.
Okay.
He's checked all the boxes, book themand then like threw him in jail.
So what I do
I spent like six years in jail andhe's out now with like a bang and wife.
He's had he's been married twicesince. Yeah.
I popped up on my time.
The guy who like the guy whose video I waswatching or whatever, like, about it
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the other day or whatever it was like.
It was like his wife must have beenterrified when she divorced him like this.
Like, oh, fuck.
Like she's been remarried and divorced,like, whatever.
And like, he actually, like, this wifehad the nerve to divorce this man.
She must have had, like,a fucking bodyguard agency. No shit.
And it's like, I don't want after shitafter as I lay dying fortune.
I mean, he probably made some money, but,Yeah.
(52:33):
Yeah, you probably got some.Fuck yeah. Oh, okay. Well. You're kidding.
I know his name.
That means he has enough money for herto at least take some.
Yeah, but she's be like, it's cool,we cool, we cool.
You know, I'm gonna try and kill me.Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.
12 years. Get him.
But that's insane.
Like, who would marry that fucker?
Like anybody goes to show, manpeople just.
Yeah, fame around.
You know, people like edge lords.
(52:55):
People like absolute fucking losers.
I don't know, the fucking wienerclub is what this is.
Maybe we just don't kill enoughpeople, you and I,
and we go out killing,and then chicks all respect us.
That's it. That's.That's the way to do it. Yeah, yeah.
If only. And then. Yeah.
Get your money in your MTV.
any other cool stories that you have?
You sound like you have a couplethat's up there.
I don't know, I don'tI got a little bit of something
(53:16):
I just can't usually I think,you know, sort of some of them are.
I don't know what else we got.
What else we got.
No no no no. That's all good.That's all good.
Can't just come up with it on the spot.
And so, anything grinding your gearsbecause remember the last time
you were talking about the, Instagramgear grinding, and that was pretty good.
That was well-received.
Was it? Yeah.
Yeah.
Well,I mean, it's just kind of funny, like,
(53:37):
I don't know, just the justthe sneaker guy
in general, like, we're all,we're just used to being lied to.
Like I was saying, you know, duringwhen we were talking about, the attempt
to do this assassination on Trump,we were talking about how, just like,
taking anything at facevalue is just seems ludicrous.
Like it seems crazy. Oh, yeah.
You can't look at a news storyand be like, yes,
(53:57):
that is absolutelywhat is going on, right?
100%. And I don't think many people do.
I think most people who are growing upin this day and age, you know, from
young people to, you know, people my age,whatever, are all just like,
yeah, I don't trust the mediaor are you serious?
Like, I don't
trust politicians.
I don't trust my boss.
You work the system getting workedis yeah, that's true.
(54:20):
And that's that's basically
you either learnand then that's the other thing
where I think a little bitI mean, I know one got healthy.
I got to say I'm, I'm
more inclined to trust individualsand that could be a downfall.
Sometimes I feel like most of the timeindividuals are good for the most part.
But I think that like agencies are,
I don't even think they're ableto tell the truth.
Like, I don't think that like, a news
agency can tell the 100% truththat they know all their information.
(54:43):
They're going to craft itwith some narrative.
you know,I don't think that they're able to tell
certain truths they know aboutreally powerful corporations or whatever.
I don't think I don't think any powerfulcorporation is telling you 100% truth.
You know what I mean?
Like, I just don't think anybodyis telling you the 100% truth here.
It all is. And that's why I like this.
So I mean, like I said, it's not healthy,but I think ignorance is bliss.
(55:03):
Well, and then you just la la landuntil you die.
yeah, yeah, I do, I do,I do that a little bit.
That's why I like, choose to play musicand video games because of my friends
and smoke pot and stuff instead of like,getting into politics, you know?
Yeah, whatever.
Because I don't knowthat I'd be able to fix it anyway.
I'm just not that guy.
But anyway, yeah, at the end,everything's.
(55:24):
God damn, I don't trust anybody.
And, a lot of musicians outthere are whiners.
well, yeah,it's it's for whatever reason, something
happens to people, right?
Money corrupts people.
So it feels likewhen they get to that size
and that wealth and that many peoplescreaming their name and stuff,
something happens that breaks their brain
where they just are no longerlike a monkey.
(55:45):
Yeah, yeah,
there's some part of them that's like,I, I'm better than or I deserve more.
I'll get away with this.So I will just do it, you know?
And I hate to say this word,but it's the best word to say it.
It's just kind of cringe. It's like, dude,it is like it's weak.
It's weak. Exactly.
Yeah. Resist, dude. Just be good.
Having a strong structureand being able to have that level of,
influence, but then also being ableto keep yourself level headed, that
(56:08):
shows way more characterthan just being like, yeah, I'm a king.
Fuck you. Suck me.
I'm so cool. Yeah.
And it's and it
and I think,
I think everybody that get to that pointonce they get into their 70s, 80s
and you're weak and crippledand you're old,
I think they start being like, wow,I was really an ass at some people.
I think I think a lot about, you know,some people try to run for president.
Yeah.
So I don't
(56:28):
know, some people are just like, yeah,all right.
Night.
Yeah. That's that's Yeah.
Yeah, people are idiots, but, Okay. Well.
But no, I did a nice note. Yeah.We love you.
And thank you for listening to us.
It might have been a little bit brief,but we wanted to touch base with you guys.
Yeah.
Say what's up? I'm going to go actually
into our, analyticsand just see where where we're at.
Give some shout outs.Give some shout outs.
(56:50):
Let's do that. Let's do that.
scat for a second here.
What's what about the booty.
Bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity bobbitybobbity bobbity bobbity bobbity baby.
Discovery movie.
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Who would he be?Okay. Yeah, I was there. Yeah.
Who's chief?
We got to let me keep doing thatindefinitely with me.
Sure. What a.
Let's go.
(57:12):
Let's give it a whirl. But who?
We do give it a scoop.
It'll be bop bop to Michigan.
We got, we got we got, oh,some Michigan downloads recently.
Hell, yeah.
let's go.
Virginia.
Virginia again?
Yeah. Hell, yeah. What's up?
Virginia. Texas. Texas. How are you doing?
How are y'all doing?
(57:32):
Georgia. Alienate them.
Just don't do no accentswhen you're saying, hey, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, that was out of love. Texas,I swear.
Georgia,
they're already gone.
Georgia's already gone.
They look like this.What happened to Texas?
See you later.
Massachusetts. Cool.
What's up? Massachusetts?
What's up?
I can do it, man.
I can do Massachusetts.
(57:53):
Boston.
come up Boston. Yeah. Illinois.
Michigan. Illinois.
Illinois is the illest noise.
Oh my God. And then, honestly,you listen, listen after this.
This was July, I think.
But, it just has Western Australia.
Oh, we got some downloadsfrom Western Australia.
Well, that's a big place,isn't it. Up to half Australia.
Yeah. Is that it looks like almost half.
(58:14):
It looks like one third. Actually.
She has a map here too.
Yeah, I mean they probably golike west, central and east.
Hey, you think, it'swe also got some downloads from Victoria,
but in Australia, which is a sister city.
Yeah. Our sister city in Victoria.
What's up? Dungaree do, mate?
Oh, fuck.
Yeah. Yeah, right.
I'm gonna say I almost say goodbye, mate,but I didn't.
All right? Let the record show.I said goodbye.
(58:35):
I took it from you. Okay? Yeah, that's.That's all the Dylan thing.
Yeah, Dylan or I.
Who knows?
this is actually just been a, These are my friends I replication.
Yeah. It's all it's all done by us.
Part of a weird experiment we're doing.
And then, some hometown heroes.
Ontario and Alberta,they've been listening and tuning in,
and those are still further awaythan fucking Hawaii or whatever.
So, yeah, pretty much. Yeah.
You know what's up from there. Yeah.
(58:57):
And, anyways, those are just, just,just a few that I want to shout out.
And, like I said on the last one,we said, if you, are listening
and you hear this ending part,go comment on post,
go comment on the most recent poston our Instagram or TikTok.
Yeah.
If you hear your shout out, then, come say what's up, say what's up.
Yeah, we're gonna keep saying this until,
more people do that and we'll show you outon the next podcast, if I remember.
And if you have any more,heavy metal horror stories, let us know.
(59:20):
Drop a line, bro. Drop a line. And wrote.
Yeah, that's not real,but much, much love everybody
to who want to go enjoy a nice summer day.
Now, everybody,we're gonna enjoy a summer day.
I'm already sweating.
Yeah.
Hot coffee, hot room, hot bar.
Boom. Anyways,hot podcast hosts. Yeah, yeah.
Hell, yeah. Steamy in here. Okay. Yeah.
These are my these are my, these are,
these are mythese are my these are more friends.
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