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All right.
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Hello? Daniel and Daniel.
Well, Daniel and Daniel,did you come from?
What's up?
Yo, yo, these are my friends.
This is my homie Dan.
He's on his phone right now.I think he's doing his taxes.
You know, doing my taxes right nowreal quick, cause
that's we're going to talk aboutwhenever my segment comes up.
But yeah. Go ahead.
Yeah. Stay tuned for that. Taxes.
This is going to be a riveting episode
in a storyI already stopped paying attention to. In
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it's been three years ago.
But yeah, I'll try to focus. Okay.Thanks, homie.
We've got,my girlfriend, on this episode.
What?
Yeah, I think I've hinted towardshaving a girlfriend.
That's crazy. Before.
And now she's on the podcast.
Hey. Hi, Danielle. Hi. How are we doing?
We're. We're good.
How are you doing? Great.
Having to be here.
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Heck, yeah. Happy to have you here.
So I'm going to refer toso her name is also Danielle.
So I'm just like me Daniel.
So there's what's the so is it like sothe female is Danielle and male is Daniel.
Yeah.
Well usuallyso if I was saying, oh, I'm here
unless we're in France,Danielle or Quebec.
Right.
And then we're just both. Danielle.
Yeah. So like,
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I'm just hanging out with
my homies Danielle and my girlfriendDanielle.
Daniel. Danielle.
So, yeah,just like if you had, like, a dude friend,
his name was Sandy,and your girlfriend was also named Sandy.
I've never met a dude named Sandy.
I have no, really.
I've met to your mom's name, Sandy and Sandy.
Oh. The name?
Yeah. Been abandoned,but I actually know a guy.
Okay, I know a family.
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I played baseball with a kid who?
Both of his parents were named Sandy.
That's why I bring this up. Sandy.
I'm not kidding.
Both his kids were named Sandy.
Oh, Jesus Christ, no.
Well, I mean, it's a name for both.
It would work as well.
No, it's, the husband and wife were both, like.
The parents were both named Sandy,and they're just like, well, we this
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we gotta make this work,because that's just too funny.
Yeah, I guarantee it started there.Yeah, yeah.
This is, like, not exactly the same,
but I have a great unclewhose name is Pierre.
Pierre, like his first name is Pierre.
His last name is Pierre.
Pepe.My grandma's name is Pierrot. Pierre.
Pierrot. Yeah.
Well, I mean, why they were so into it,I guess some people.
It's funny how,like, people are just different.
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Some people would be like.
I would never do that for obvious reasons,because it's the same name.
So it would be weird to do that nowthat people are like, I'm going to do that
because that's the same nameand it's it's unique, it's cool.
That's the whole thing to it is that it'sthe same name Bana Bana Boban up here.
Maybe there's more of a is there moreof a story than that or do you know why?
No, I have no idea.
Okay. Just French is hell.
Okay.I can see why they seem like weirdos.
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Weirdosthat can't come up with an original name.
So. Yeah. So Danielle's in the housetoday.
It's my girlfriend.
We have a friendthat's awesome to more than a friend.
So I have my love interest,and I have my girlfriend.
Wait. Nice.
You guys are friends too?
You guys wait wait wait wait.
Did I just say I don't know?We'll find out later.
You sure?
You'll have to, like, unscramblethat in the editing process somehow.
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It's like. Oh, God,I just called down my love interest.
Yeah, I thought I was just the friend.
Wait a second.
I think, like, we have my girlfriend here,and then we have a friend.
I'm like, oh, great,now I'm just a friend and a love interest.
So I spit out a lot of things.
So pick pick oneyou can determine that audience for.
Yeah. I'm honoredto be considered a love interest, though.
The lore deepens.
Yes. All right,so we're more than just an interest, bro.
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Whatever.
It seems like we've been goingsteady for a while now.
The feelings. Feelings are getting hurt.Feelings getting hurt.
I just got to get real here.
I started the tape over.
Just flip that shitover. Flip it. Yeah. Seb.
So, I'm going to get into whatwe're going to talk about.
So Dan's brought some stuffto the table, but, we get to work on,
this episode is going to be around, the biggest franchises in the world.
And I kind of got, like a tier listof biggest franchise media in the world.
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I'm gonna get you to see what it is,and we're going to go for it.
So we're gonna go business styleon this one.
Okay, so biggest franchisesI think media franchises.
Sorry. Like in terms of revenue.
Yeah. In terms of the global revenue.
Media franchises. Yes. Yes. Exactly.
Like I obviouslyI mean, I do actually have another list
of like the biggest ones of all time,which is kind of obvious.
I'm interested to see if you know whatnumber one is, but we'll get there.
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The second thing I have is,list of huge collectible items
because me and, Danny have been collectinga lot of Pokemon cards lately.
I got into Waka Waka again.
But I do believe that they got me. I got.
Again, we've been back into the Pokemongrind,
so, I've got just, like, the biggest
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collectible items and the pricethere, like large Pokemon cards.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. Size scale.
Yeah. The scale of the card. Yeah.
The price. Yeah. Do you, like,pull it out of the pack? Like.
Oh, it's a huge one. Nice.
I didn't noticeI actually have a huge one back there.
Yeah.
Let's do big.
Is. Holy shit.
What the fuck?
Yeah. It's worth a lotbecause it's like a mouse pad. Yeah.
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Totally sweet.
So, yeah, we're going to go oversome of the biggest collectibles
in the world, and then,and then, third thing
I have is, trigger warning, true crime,because that's me.
And that'swhat I always bring to the table.
Oh, damn.
Okay, well, I'll go after that, becausemine's also a bit of a trigger warning.
One also. Cool.
Yeah. It's it'sit's like it's a Halloween story.
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It's already to me it's fall. Yeah.
It willwhen we're in the spooky spookiness. Now.
Yeah. In the summer. Yeah. It's. Oh, yeah.
As soon as September hits,I'm like, boom. It's spooky.
I mean,
to look outside right now,we're really lucky that
it doesn't smell like smoke right now,because it really looks smoky
and the sun is doing thatcrazy golden red thing.
Yesterday it was where is it?That was not 12. Yes.
It's smoke. Yeah, yeah.
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It just means all the monsters are comingback.
Yeah, right.Isn't that what happens in Zelda?
Yeah. I thought it was all the smokefrom rib Fest.
Oh, oh, ribsand that's what you're going to just.
It's all I have on my mind.
So I had to make a dumb joke about it,so I was just very excited about it.
I'm going to talk about reinvestas much as I can during this.
You're gonna eat so much, dude.
The first time I went to refresh,which is I'm not trying
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to, like, discourageany of the Victorians.
I listen to this to not go to Rib Fest,but I got sick.
Oh, did you really get food poisoning?I'm not going any more.
Now, for the first time,I thought it was great.
There's a lot of selection.
Like, just basically we didn't even, like,really look at, like who was like
ranked number one or anything.
We just, like, went to the coolestlooking trailer.
Yeah.
I saw a group of, like, saying,that's how I base it.
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Yeah, I saw a group of like, really,really wimpy looking people getting sick.
But other than that, I'm just. Oh, shit.
Yeah, there were some really cool peoplewho were just having a good time.
I didn'tI didn't eat enough bugs as a kid. Yeah.
I mean, immune system wasn't ready.
Well, I don't know, like, so many bugs.
But then I went back the second yearand it was totally fine.
So 5050. Take a shot.
That. Is that what the odds are?
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That's the odds, man.
50 half of allpeople get sick at Rib Fest,
but half of all plates of ribsare will make you sick.
Yeah, and then I'll. I still do it, man.I was still going.
Do it, do it. I'm not going to dissuadeyou not to.
I like I'll take those odds.
I worked with somebody that's goingand she's got VIP, which is one hour
of as much as you can drinkand eat for like 100 bucks,
and you eat from this pile of ribsbecause it gets expensive to like food.
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There. Or maybe it was 200 bucks.
Maybe. I think it's 200 bucks.
What I was going to do.Yeah, VIP rib fest.
Apparently my friend ate $100worth of ribs.
I'm like, I'm like, I'mso glad I don't have to do that.
I don't think I'm going to do that.
That's I mean, I'mnot going to eat 40 or $50 of ribs.
Probably the rack is like 60 bucks.Yeah I know, yeah.
You can easily like. Yeah.
So it's, it'sI don't care. I'm throwing down.
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I don't give a shitwhat I did with my friends.
Like a couple years ago I went to, everybody went to a different trailer.
Oh. Good call.
And like and then compared to like other,it's there we go.
And then only 25% of you got sick.
Yeah. Everybody passed one rib around.
I don't know whatwas up with you, but like,
I honestly,I don't know, it was the next day
and I don't knowif was food poisoning or not,
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but I was going to sayI think maybe some beverages came in.
You just I didn't. You hungover.Oh no, I didn't even drink.
I just went, had some ribs, went home,had to work in the morning.
Felt like shit.
Yeah, but well damn, dude,you said the meat hangover.
Anyways, I'm not tryingto, shit on the good.
Yeah.
Victorian eventthat is Rib Fest, which I kind of am,
but good Victorian event.
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Indeed.
All right.
Of whichI will attend once this concludes. Yes.
And you will pass the testof not getting a tummy.
I can hope so.
Okay.
So any guesses?
We're going to go jump right into itafter we say our tagline, which is
These are my boys. These are my friends.
Now we've started so number onefranchise media franchise in the world.
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What do you think it is? Damn.
I know you know Danielle mediafranchise media.
So it's we're going like like Disney.
It's a good guess.
That's a good guess. So.But yes like that.
But that your guess okay.
Well, obviouslynot now it's something like that.
So I wouldn't guess that, like
universal or something.
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So it's like the biggest brand, like,so not necessarily.
Oh, oh, they've had this brand.
I thinkmaybe you need to give me an answer.
So I understand a little bit like whatthe category looks like started in Japan.
Oh like Nintendo.
No way.
Nintendo is not that big in the rightdirection.
Sony.
It's more so.
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What are we saying?
Not companies.
It's like like, like Power Rangers.
Like something like that.
Like at like, like it's not like.
Like, what is it, Bandaithat Bandai does Power Rangers
it's not necessarily Bandai.It's like Power Rangers.
So media, conglomeratefranchise Pokemon Octillery two.
And what else?
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Make a better.
Oh yeah. Azumarill, nailed it. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Pokemon number one.
Okay, I got you.
Now I see saying 100,000,000,100 bills.
Yeah, on the industry.
Yeah. And it's mainlyfrom their licensed merchandise.
So it is Nintendo then
game free.
Yeah. Nintendo.
You're in the right direction.
Yeah. Gang free creature. Yeah.
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So they allthey'll eat off of that for sure.
But then it's like Wizards of the coast,which is the part of the coast.
Yeah. Bless those people.
Bless those people in those beautiful,beautiful minds and nerds.
Yeah, there's fucking nerds there.They do the best.
And then there's likethe games, obviously.
And then even the box office moviespull them in 6.3,
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6.13 billion, which is, I bet.
Yeah, the games alonewould be just enormous. The.
But yeah, I guess there's a lot of I hada bunch of VHS of the original Pokemon.
Yeah. Oh the anime.
Yeah. The old anime. Yeah. Yeah, totally.
Oh. Lot of kidswatch that. Like hell yeah.
My younger sister did more, they justretired, late last year or whatever.
It's like, can I stop now?
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I've been collecting them offfor too long.
No, I think I have,like, a couple new characters now.
He just can't catch them all.
He realizes there's just too many.
It's fuck, fuck this. I'm done yet.
And have you seen some of the new Pokemon?Dude?
Hey, kids!
Do you love gym Pokemon? Yes.
Well, now you can buy your very own.
I've got to buy your Pokemon.
I've got to fire a fire.
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Now you can collect themall. Furry cat. Donkey Tron.
Penguin shoe.
Lamb toy.
Collect them alland you can become Royal Crown champion.
Master branch and make it holy.
Yeah. Stapler. I'm stapler.
You know, it's like I know
to show which one will win.
She stapler? Yeah, totally.
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No, it'slike, literally looks like a keyring one.
What was that key?
Oh my God.
And it ran, like 6 or 5 or some shit.
That's wild. And it's literally just.
There's some really wild ones.
Yeah.
And Trebek, which is literally just likea little more trash can sack, exact trash.
No, I mean vanilla or whatever.
They're like literally ice creampatterns, like,
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so it's like what, over a thousand now?
Yeah.
There's like, I want to saylike 1020, 2030 something over a thousand.
No, goddamn.
If I was ash, I would give upto, I'd be like, fuck this shit.
I'm like, I'm just.
I'm going into dumpsters on Hastingsand catching bags of garbage.
That's restoresall his fucking Pokeballs, too,
because he's like, how the hell do I carryaround 1000 Pokeballs?
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What do I do?
I say, I'll sit at the poker center.
Yeah, taking up space rot in Pokeballs.
They just rot in there.It's not good for them at all in their.
Yeah. They expire.
Pokeballs have expiry dates.
Do you know Jesus.
And then.
Okay,so what's the sectors are just explodes
out of the counterbecause the pokeball expired.
He's all.
He's all. Fuck. It's free now.
Yeah, a wild yeah.
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There's just like, oh my God.
Well fucking Charizard. Yeah.
It's been 20 years.Yeah, I've been in that.
Well, So second take what?
Guess, what the do you do?
You know, so I knew.
You knew the first one. Danielle,
what's the second biggest franchiselike that?
It's like a media franchise.Entertainment.
Entertainment mediais maybe a better way to put it.
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Like, I want to say Mario,but I don't think that's right.
And then I good guess it's a good guess.
Or just like Disney.
Is that a is that one?
Is Disney like,oh, Star Wars or something?
Mickey Mouse and friends. Yeah.
Oh, Mickey Mouse just straight up Pacific.
Yeah, yeah.
Mickey Mouse friends.
Yeah. 61 Billy we the Walt Disney Company.
Yeah.
So Mickey Mouse and friends,they've been going since 1928.
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So like, Pokémon's been going since 1986.
Mickey Mouse has been going since 1928.
And in that time, like,big ones surpassed them.
But, like, what do you say,100 billion or something by like 40, bill.
Yeah, yeah. Wow.
And you realize it was likethat was a disparity.
Yeah. It's quite a lot of them. Yeah.
There's just so much I mean, there's notMickey Mouse trading cards, right?
There's a lot of merch.
Well, true.
Actually that is true. It'sjust not a merely the phenomenon.
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The Pokémon would be.
Right.
And like, I don't know, back in 1928.
What is it?
Steamship Willie or whateverthe fuck the first Steamboat Willie.
Yeah.
It's like we're going to sell thisfor one company or whatever.
One stripe, any.
We're gonna it's like, what the fuck?
Like, you know,it's like you're going to go to the motion
picture, pay a nickel, and you're like,yes, yeah.
And that's like, fuck,okay, 20 million more of these nickels
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and I'll beat Pokemon in 40 years,or I can't do math way, way more money.
Have they like, donethe difference in like inflation.
Like for that valueI doubt it or whatever you say I doubt it.
But I mean there was likelittle creepy dolls back in the day too.
Probably like little steam steamboat.
Willy's a creepy little steamboat.
Willy'sthere still are for sure. Definitely.
I don't know why they're creepy.
They're just black and white.
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Have you not seen a doll from,like, the 20s? They're flat.
Yeah, but Steamboat Willie wouldn't like.
I guess he's kind of, like, kind oflooks like you.
I mean, I'm gonna look
when I don't actually have a picture here,but I think they're gonna
look a little weird,but I just just me being bias.
Number three is weird.
This one, I try to be, bipartisan.
Okay, I'll be bipartisan.
Your your bias is corrupting our podcast.
Your opinions are not welcome here.
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I am taking down the Disney companyone podcast at a time.
And fuck you make.You know I love you, Mickey.
Oh, the Disney helicopters descendupon us, like.
And. Yeah, yeah.
See, we.
In other words, we're we're good with youshooting a MP at our house.
Yeah. Fuck this podcast MP.
So number three, you're not going to get.But it's been going since 1924,
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which I didn't realizeit's been going this long.
So I think they just stoodthe test of time.
Milton Bradley Mattel, when peakingat your planning for this like house.
But I want to say hello Kitty.
No, no okay.
So I think this is also North American.
So that was a different listI was looking at.
But I had so much stuff on itthat I didn't know what it was.
But then I don't even know if this isthis is just literally.
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And I was using Wikipediato the most trusted.
No, no, you wouldn't do that.
I expect you to cite your
sources and a bibliographyat the end of every list that I'm.
The list that I'm currently
using is from Wikipedia,but I did compare it to other websites.
This was just like, I swear, I promiseI was Danielle, I was working all morning.
Yeah, yeah. Oh my God, that's okay.
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Yeah I swear man. Yeah yeah yeah.
It's ignoring you. That's right.
Yeah I pretty much was.Yeah. Slaving away.
I have, number three,
so you said it's too much suspense,too much to spend.
Like it's on the list.
At least it's Winnie the Pooh.
Dee dum dee dum.
I am so wrong with you.
I can't blame you.
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Oh, wow.
Yeah, it was a lot of. What?
Christopher Robin. Oh, yeah.
Christopher. Robin. Come on.
Fuck! Kenneth. Timothy. Robin.
It's the, the Japanese equivalent.
It's.Yeah, a Timothy. Robin. Timothy. Robin.
It's a very Japanese name.That's Japanese.
I, I don't like a no, a traditional.
Okay. I'm not going to bore y'allwith this list for too much longer.
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I got two more.
So number four is actually makesa lot of sense when you think about it.
Nerd. Think nerdy.
Microsoft.
It's, Apple.
No. It's like, Oh, man,I should have got a better categorize for.
It's still like, I like, think Pokemon,think Mario, think like
like it's like a franchise of charactersand stuff.
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The biggest nerd thingthat you could ever think of, ever.
And, I don't know, Star Trek.
Oh, Star Wars, Star Trek.
Dude, biggest nerd thing.
Star Wars is pretty extreme.
Is way bigger than star.
It's way bigger.But it's not. It's not nerdier.
It's Star Wars. Star Trek is definitelyI feel good.
Yeah. Okay. Okay.
That's what I'm saying. You're like,the biggest, most nerdiest thing ever.
I'm like Trekkies, right? Like,come on, totally talking.
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I feel you, I feel you now,but no Star Wars. Yeah, yeah.
First I was saying Lord of the rings.
I'm like, no, it's not big enough.
And then like,oh yeah, Star Trek, of course,
if you means Star Wars,which I already said earlier,
you did before a for a different answer.
Oh right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
And then the last one you're going to getbecause it's like,
I guess they're breaking downdifferent categories of the same company.
It's different resistance.
Oh why oh why is itI know Disney princesses are massive.
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Yeah.
And then next to like that's a large team45 billion.
But I mean there's so muchwow a lot of merch.
Yeah totally.
And then an open man.Do you know what that is?
Daniel and Han, man,I think I've seen it. It's a good old.
I think he's like,got a red nose, white eyes.
He looks familiar,but it's a super Japanese.
You'd have to show me. Yeah.
Boom boom boom boom.
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Palace bells are ringing.
Ding ding dong ding.
What will we find in our adventures?
And Pancho comes and curry pan.
Jam and butter and cheese.
Let's go now.
That's rightthere under Disney princesses.
They've been going since 1973or 38, Billy.
Then the next one is Harry Potter.
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Oh, Harry Potter, Harry Potter.
Then it's Barbie, then it's Marvel,
and then it's Call of Duty,and then, yeah, then Call of Duty.
So that's the top. Yeah.
Geez.
Mario and Luigi and all those,they haven't even made the top ten.
No, Nintendo is not as big.
You I think I think if this was adifferent list categorize by like company,
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they would be near the top.
They they're one of the oldest two right.
They're like right with, 1891 or whateverthey were formerly.
I mean, Nintendo itselfhas been around since the very late 1800s.
Yeah.
But like the first Mario game came outin like the 1980s.
Yeah. 80.
Sam or when was it? What, the first Mario.
Yeah, yeah,I want to say like mid to late mid 80s.
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Yeah. 8687. Yeah something like that.
I can't quite rememberwhen the ideas come. They came out but
Jamie looked at a,
you look at one of those guys. Yeah.
We could fuck.
We jump jump.
We need to get jump. Jump is Jamie okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sucker.
He's fucking slackingmaking fish right now.
Okay. Cool though.
He's making fish on rib fest day.
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Yeah, he's making fish. Sacrilegious.
So he doesn't.
Alicia's no, bro.
Dude. Sacrilege. Shit,Where do you mock me?
Oh, Lord.
Oh my. That's.
My God.
That's just a waffle.The podcast up there.
Oh, I know I shouldn't eat the but,
oh. I'm sacrilegious.
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bro, that's such a good name for, like,Simon's cooking show.
Like good soccer.
Delicious, bro.That is actually, like, incredible.
I can't take credit for that.
That's fucking Simpsons, is it?
Yeah.
He or he would love it even more thanif it was a Simpsons reference.
It is. It's like what Homer eats,like a week.
That's incredible. Or something.
He's like Sacrilege issues. Yeah.
So funny. Yeah.
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Dude that would be great for Simon'sheavy metal cooking gig.
You got to do that again one day.We still got to do that.
We still got to do that.Like the bread in church.
Yeah. I can't hear what what, Homer.
Yeah.
Like I can't hear what he's.
He's eating something that was likesomething I think it is like like I don't.
I've been to church,like, twice in my life.
But I know that, like,
the way they're in the blood of Christ,
like the bread of Christis like a little wafer.
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Now that they hand out.
Yeah. Just as dandruff. An egg.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's just Jesus.
Dandruff and eggs.
I've got to splitthe bread more, more evenly.
Just to go back.
Super Mario, it's up for some reasonit says oh to the origin.
That's why it's like 1985 to 1995.
I'm like, what happened?
But it says 2D origin since. Right.
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And so there's obviously other ones after.
But they finally released Super Mario 64, totally 3D. Yep.
It says Donkey Kong was 1981.
So that's where Mario debuted.
Of course, that's the Jumpman.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. So that's 1981.
And then at 85, it looks like the firstMario Super Mario Bros.
Or whatever.
So, my favorite was always three SuperMario Bros.
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Three for regular Nintendo.
I love it, man. I haveI have one, two and three at home.
Hell yeah.
Have you ever beat two?
No, I played it. It's really hard.
I'm. I'm one of the only people my friendChris and I like, who we had on the cast
that one time.
We, Yeah,we were played one time, as only Luigi.
And he has a flowy jump,and he has, like, a slippery feet
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when you're on certain platforms.
And we played as only Luigi.
And if we beat a level, we had to takea drink of our, like, strong ass.
Like whiskey Coke.
And then if we, died, we had to take a
drink of our whiskey Coke,and we actually beat the whole game.
I've only I've never seen anybody beatthat whole game before.
But we beat that fight.
It was crazy, that game. Actually,it was it.
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This is what I. This is what I heard.
So originally, Super Mario twowas not even supposed to be a Mario game.
Yeah, that's true.
Remember what companywas making it initially, but
it was meant to be another gameand then called, and, Doki Doki Panic.
Yeah. About it. Yeah.
And it wasn't initially it was Mario game,and then it was so similar to Mario one
that they were like, we're just goingto reskin this basically as a Mario game.
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I loved it.
So that's why it's like really differentbetween Mario one two and three.
Mario two like stands out as being weirdand has to be.
That's where Shy Guys came from.
And Birdo was initially supposedto be a whoa, I didn't know any of this.
Yeah.
And the and the mouse boss guy that's
why Birdo looks so differentthan how I'm gonna say she looks now.
But, like, initially,Birdo was like a male character,
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so he was like, yeah,you to jump up and stand on the eggs.
Yeah, yeah.
And like the eggs, he would shoot out,
get a good jump on themand then pick them up
and like throw them back at him and DokiDoki Panic.
So was that it still a thing or. No.
That's what they were making.
And then they're like, fuck,this is basically Mario.
We're just gonna make this Mario.He sold them the game.
Yeah. Crazy fuck. Doki doki.
Yeah.
Like you pick up potions in it.
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Like the Mario where you, like, pick upa red potion and, like, get larger.
I don't think that's super weird.Yeah, yeah, really weird game.
She has an $11,000fucking game collection.
Oh, damn.
Yeah. So, like, old school gamer Snes.
Yeah. That's sick.
I have a bunch of those too.
Goddamn. We gotta have some game nights.
Then. That's like, I love Super Nintendo.
Probably more than any of them, I'd sayis my favorite system.
(22:49):
Yeah, yeah,I have like one of those old bubble TVs.
And the only reason I haveit is because it looks better that
the the red, white, yellow,the color or whatever.
What are the what's the name for the gun?
Oh, like the duck hunt gun. Yeah.
So like they don't work onflat screen TVs.
You have to have like, a bubble.
Oh wow.
So I didn't knowthat is where I got one from a friend.
Like a bubble screen TV.
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Like an old one.
It's, like,
probably only like 20in there, but, like,just so I can play like that.
Sick that you can play.
That's fucking tight.
Yeah, yeah,I've got one of those two SMG super scope.
So that's like ait's like early 90s now but inbox.
Yeah.
Do you actually have it in like we hadthe super scope at Arlene for a while.
I think it was maybe Brad'sI don't know where it is
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now, but I need toI want to play some of the shit. Yeah.
I just it's so sick. Dude.
Dude, it's F-Zero, Mario Kart,like old school Super Nintendo.
What about like,like even old school Star Fox?
But I want to play Star Fox 64 again.
Star Fox.
But it's like on my list of thingsthat I want to add to my collection.
And I just like 64.
Starfox is so good
that, like, I buy all these thingsand they sit on a shelf
and I like never, quoteunquote have time to play that.
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I think that's just collecting.But one day you'll have time.
But yeah, it's still rad.
It's like, I'd rather have dude.
Oh, that's coolgames. Yeah. Old school Zelda.
Yeah, I'm sureNintendo is like all that stuff I bought.
Like, I want to say like 2 or 3 years ago.
And they're still like holding value.We're increasing in value.
So it's like it's. Yeah, absolutely.
Collector's items like hella.
Me and Jeb fucking collectedtwo for a little while.
We startedwe had a Super Nintendo, a Sega, Genesis,
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original Nintendo, N64.
And then we got a bunch of games.We got like weird caps.
All those we got, we got the originalMario Kart, which is tight.
We got, Zombies Eat My Neighbors,which are my favorite.
Played it. Dude. So good.
But it's Genesis,but I'm also out on stage.
It's hard as fuck, but it's like $110.Just buy the cartridge.
Oh, damn.
Yeah, like it's fine.
Yeah.
And then we just got these, like,weird games that were like,
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we want to play this.
It's like we could
easily, like, emulate it,but we just know we're buying a system.
We're buying the fucking game.
We're spending fucking a mintjust to play this old school game.
Yeah, I'm always surprised too.
I always forget to emulate games.
I recently just put an emulator onmy phone and put Super Mario RPG on there,
and I've never played through it before,and it was such a good game.
It looks sick is expensive.
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Game two it's hard to find. Well,but it's really good.
They remade it for switch.
Yeah, well, when you're like at workkind of thing, or if you're just like,
you know, doing something elseand then like you need to kill time
in between and you need to be ableto put it down instantly with it paused.
I mean, I guessall emulators pause immediately,
so I shouldn't worry too much,but for whatever reason, just turn based.
Games like that just make me feel betterabout playing on a cell phone, because it
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doesn't have to be very like direct on thethe precision of the controls and stuff.
Like, it doesn't matterif you miss the button click or whatever
you just are gonna like.
I don't know if you have a switch,but like the new emulators on switch,
they've released like and yes, as an asslike Sega Genesis emulators on the switch.
And they do have like a pause function andthey have like a save function as well.
So if you like, are right before bossand there's not an actual save
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in the game,you can just save and then save from.
Yeah, you later.
And those 80s kidswould be rolling in their graves.
Of course they cheated, right?
I mean, I hope a lot of the 80s kidsare still alive, but you know what I mean?
I mean,
some of us are still here.
Yeah.
Yes, dad. Yeah.
Of course. Yeah. Right.Right. It's not. I'm.
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We're not long for this world.Don't tell you the 80s.
I was like, a hundred years ago.
Yeah. We should just eat lead and bugs.
It was delicious.That's why you can go to bed. Bugs?
Yeah, yeah.
Added to full circle.
Yeah.
I actually, so, like, I, I didn't realizethere was a market Super Mario
RPG for like, the longest timeuntil, like, the kind of like,
did the rerelease for switchand then actually Game Grumps,
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which Danielle's favorite thingshout out and nice Grumps.
Honestly. Yeah, they're fucking funny.
I used to watch a long time ago,but then I didn't.
And then now she's in my life.
I've never really watched it, really ever.
Myself and my sister and her boyfriendare big fans and I hear a lot about it.
So huge fan like a nicelike now it's Aaron and Dan,
but like when it was Dan,Tron and era and like now 12 years ago.
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Yeah, I was in high school still my OG.
Yeah, I'man OG, let's play. But they're dope.
And they were doing Super Mario RPGand it looks fucking sick.
Dude, it looks so fun. Itseriously like, it's pretty sweet.
So far.
I haven't really given much time for it,
but I was like,how have I not played this game?
And there's a whole bunch of gamesI want to emulate like that.
So yeah, super rad. Okay,well that was that one.
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But that was the end of the moneysegment franchise.
But hooray, hooray, we made it through.
Okay, now we're going to go into some ofthe biggest collectibles that's ever
been sold.
So we're talking like for this to count,it's like literally have been bought
for this purchase pricenot estimated value.
It's like it's been some collectorpaid this much money for it.
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I only have a couple of them.
What do you think the,some of them are like what, auctions
or somethingthat ended up getting really high.
EBay auctions.
Yeah, it's all amalgamated drovethat drove the price up or.
I mean, if some dudes like Post Malonerich enough to go get something like this,
I don't know, how about like,a Jordan rookie card or something?
That's what the one ring that is.
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And we've talked about thaton a prior podcast.
That isn't one of them anyway.
That's no, it's not chumpchange compared to this, but it's not.
Wow. Really.
Because I was going to say, like,what did he pay for? The one Ring.
It was like two mil I think. Yeah, yeah.
2 million.
So the number one,what about like a Batmobile or something?
Car? No, not.
No. But I do have,
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are you talking about cardsor is there like, oh, it's collectible.
So I just got threethat were like the biggest ones.
So two are cards and one's not a card.
What do we think?
What?
What card do we thinkwould be the Wayne Gretzky rookie or
or like or like a fucking MichaelJordan rookie, but obviously like the
at one Charles or it comes to mind.
But I feel like it's so not overkill.
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Or it could be I have no clue.
Like I that's the one that immediatelycomes to mind that
I'll give you like, just, the sake of, not stressing you out too much.
Think old school like, oh, how old school?
Okay.
Like, I don't know, like,
is ityou're saying it's card this first? Yes.
So this first one that we'retalking about, what's the number one like?
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Like a Mickey mantle rookie card.Yeah, yeah.
Nailed it. Yeah. Okay.
Mickey Mantle, rookie card.
Boom. 9.5. So. Holy moly. All right.
No no no no.
Sorry a c kg c grading of a 9.5.
The last one that was sold beforethat was a nine that sold for six mil.
This 19.5 sold for 12.6 mil. Oh.
So that's the most expensive cardever sold. Wow.
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12.5 mil.
12.5 mil ever. 9.5. Yeah.
Piece of cardboard.
Yeah. For a Mickey.
Mickey Mantle.
Yeah. And they're. Yeah, it's fucked up.
So I that I don't know who that is.
He's just a big bass baller from,as you said, old school baseball.
Yeah.
He was the what new York.
Yeah the Yankees Sky Yankees. Yeah. Yeah.
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Okay then I have just for sakeof keeping it into our realm,
what's the number one Pokemon cardthat's ever sold?
Like, like, first edition Mesa. Chandler.
Anderson. Jet.
Oh. Or was it, like, some weird art?
Rare that, like,
didn't.
What's his face from YouTube?
Oh my God,yeah, you're basically getting there.
I don't know if Dan would have a hatto toss into this ring.
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I could be wrong.
What do you say, Pikachu? Art?
Yeah, like a pig. Something.
Oh, I'm almost gonna give that to you.
I seen this card when I was a kid.
Not in person, but, like,in, like, old magazines, edited by it.
So there's, like, the illustrator card.
So they had a contest, so it looks likean old Japanese trainer card.
I don't know if you rememberwhat the trainer cards look.
Yeah, yeah, I've seen this one.
I'm not exactly sure like what it is.
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It's so it's like I have a picture of it.I'll show you after. It's a podcast.
Doesn't matter to listeners,but it's an old
it looks like a trainer card,but they gave it to somebody
who illustrated likeit was like an illustration contest.
I can't remember exactly what it was,but whoever they
they wanted you to illustrate a cardor something like that.
And then whoever won the contestgot this card.
It's like literally likethere is three giving out ever.
And Logan Paul bought a nine.
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Okay.That's that's where it was Logan Paul.
It was like he bought a nine for a mil.
Mitch.
And then he traded that nine to somebody
who had the only ten in existencefor that one card that was worth a mil.
And four mil.
Oh, so, so it's worth nine for a tenplus plus four mil on top,
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like he's doing monopoly trading.
So he did.
It was so the grand totalthis they say it's worth is $5,275,000.
Oof! Insane number one Pokemon card card.
That's crazy.
It's the 1998Japanese promo illustration. Hello?
Yeah. Wow. Fucking that.There's a Pikachu on the.
And there's a Pikachu on it with, like,a pen, paint brushes and paint brushes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
I might have, yeah,I might have seen that.
Now, now that you're mentioning
what it looks like,I think I've seen the image of that.
I've seen like maybe an imagelike once of it.
It's it's fucking nuts.
It's just like five mil, like,I guess these YouTubers making bank,
but that's like fucking like that'sgoing to be like a big chunk of his money
for one card.
YouTube YouTubers, the actual commodityis attention, not money.
(31:43):
Right?
So it's like putting it trueif you got like bling.
No, no, that was the first edition triesI see like if you can transform
that money into like more than it's
worth in attention and interest.
Yeah. And then engage me.
You have like longevity and sustainabilityand your income for the future.
Right.
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So these guys are like,
sure, it costs $1 million,but that's the cost of doing business.
It's going to be way it's going to be way
more than $1 million of promotionwould have been right to promo.
How much revenue did the fact that we'restill talking about it recently bought it?
That was in 2022. Exactly.
Yeah, yeah.
So this is likehis attention is still coming in
on that investment from whateverhe did way back.
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Plus he got all that money back.
It's just like oh wow.
You know and just by doing that movepeople are like,
look, this guy's a winner.
And then he gains more fans
and it's just like a snowball thingthat have published repeat.
That's athat's a successful YouTuber, right?
They're goddamn doing it. Doing it right.Yeah.
As sad as it is, we got to start buyingsome ridiculous shit and flipping it
and yeah, and just being like, yo,look what we got.
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And it's like, check it out.
This planet is hellrare. We stole it from this first.
It's a one of one bonsai.
Yeah, yeah.
And it's a PSA eightbecause I forgot to water it in.
Shit. We'll get a ten.
We'll get it to a ten. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
And then the last one of this is,I mean, I think it's kind of obvious.
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You probably will know the number onecomic ever sold.
Like.
Oh, I'm thinking like a Spider-Manor like, Superman or Batman. Oh.
Good call, good call. Yeah.
The OG Superman. Hey.
And off that hand that you gave me,I don't know, you just put it up.
It's so like DC, obviously, like,you know, Superman makes sense.
Something.Something. It's not called Superman.
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It's called action comics.
Because when they first came out,DC were called Action Comics
and then Mystery Comics or whatever.
So it's the firstit's the first ever print,
the first edition, sorry, of ActionComics, which is Superman,
and it was an 8.5and it sold for $6 million.
Number one.
Heck yeah, $6 Million comic.
Yeah, that's the number one comic go down.
I don't know much about comics, butI know that they go for pretty funny. Yep.
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And then just to round this all offyear, it's not going to be a guessing game
because there's no wayyou can possibly fucking know this.
The number one,I just like like the collectible route.
Like. So you can collect anything, right?You can collect.
Absolutely.
You can collect fuckingwhatever helps paperclips.
Exactly.
But the number onemost sought after or not sought after, but
price tag valuable, collectible item.
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You know, just a quick aside.
Yeah.
Bert from Bert
and Ernie and Sesame Street,he had a paperclip collection, but anyway.
Oh, cute. Reference. Yeah.
I didn't know that.
It didn't come from nowhere in my brain
that I would have saidpaperclip just goes stapler.
It's a 1933 Saint-Gaudens double eagle,which is a coin.
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Oh, it's a gold coin. It's a $20.
It's the equivalent value of this coin
is, 20 bucks USD.
They printed them.
Roosevelt got them a $20 coin, a $20coin, and it's made of pure gold.
So in the day than it wouldthat it was minted.
That would have been like a,as much as a house like you pay with,
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with this coin for, like, a fucking house.
I mean, you mean by car.
Yeah.
Yeah,as I'm saying, like you buy a shit ton of,
but like, it was,but it was during the Great Depression.
So the reason why they're so rareis that he printed up three houses.
He minted a bunch of them.
But then the depression hitand they thought that
it was going to bounce back,but it didn't.
So they needed the gold back.
So they didn'tactually put this coin into circulation.
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And what they did
was melt them all back downexcept for three, for 20, except for 20.
Dang. But then three of them
got snuck out of the mint.
And then one of them is only legallyallowed to be owned, and it's,
imagine nicking one of those, like,you just stole three of these minted.
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Like they apparently the FBI is still,to this day, trying to find this trick.
If you have any tips on anybodythat owns one of these things,
you have to turn them inso they can't sell them.
So it's.
Yeah, but like it's literally shit. Yeah.
So like but there's one
that's allowed to be ownedand it's, called man selling in America.
It's called the wheats Men specimen,which I don't know why they call it.
(35:59):
That doesn't really specifywhy they call it that, but that one's
legally allowed to be owned.
So there's technically only one of these,and it's worth 18.9 mil.
Oh, sothat's the number one most sought after.
So out of there's stamps,there's all this other bullshit.
But, a coin.
I even saw a fucking doubloonon that list.
Yeah, like 1776 worth, like sixmil. And we.
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We're not talking about a doubloonlike a tune here.
Like we were talking about doubloons.
Doubloon.
Yeah, it's a freaking w.
Yeah.
Not a doubloon.
Yeah,we should be calling those doubloons.
We should. Yeah, yeah.
What do we do? Have two loons on it. Yeah.
I mean, or a toonie.
I, I, I'm saying, good God, man.
Welcome, I get you. Wait.
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I said yeah, it's not, it'snot a loon. It's a double loon.
Yeah, yeah I guess. Yeah.
We don't call them tunings.
We call them doubloons. Missedopportunity.
Missed fucking opportunity.
Yeah.You know, we fucked it up. And then,
Yeah.
I've got a couple other things here,but I think, I've gone beyond
what I want to go into this subject.
There's a lot of expensiveshit in the world. You've gone too deep.
It's gone too deep down.
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The rabbit. There's no listening.
There is a domain.
The number one sold domain for 50 mil.
Hello, FBI. Thank you for joining us.Thank you.
We appreciate you.
We're we're we're.Yeah, we're talking about all the shit
that you don't want us to knowin Virginia.
FBI based out of Virginia,carte insurance.com sold for 50 million.
What? Car insurance.com o.com. Yeah.
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The the the.
Yeah, the domainthe most domain name car insurance.com.
The what kind of car insurance is that?Yeah.
It's like I don't know whythat one's so fucked up, but good lord.
Anyways, okay, so that's, that's what I had.
This is what people want to find.
They're like,oh, people type in car insurance.com.
And like, people who type that in areprobably moronic enough to get scammed.
Yeah. Or somethinglike I need to buy car insurance.
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Car insurance.com. Yeah, totally.
Yeah, yeah.
I type in the internet on Googleand see where it takes me.
Fuck.
I need to get to that world Wide Web.How do you get there?
Yeah, I can't find it.
Son of a bitch.
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Okay,we're gonna go into our next segment.
I'm going to go down first.
I think it's trigger warning.
Yeah, it's a Trigger to trigger triggera trigger.
So we're gonna go to a storyand practice that a lot.
Yeah, yeah. No, I don't do that.
I go in, okay, so we got.
Have you ever heard of Mckamey Manor?
This is a fancy house.
(40:36):
Yeah, it's like a haunted.
Yeah, it's an extreme haunted house.
This was like a fan submission.Someone sent me a thing.
Thanks, fan. Yeah. Thanks. Fan.
I have, I think because I watch a lot of,like, what do you call it?
Ghost mystery shit.
Ghost hunters.
And, I think they explored that one time.
Okay, but I don't rememberbecause I was a long time ago.
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Mckamey manor is an Americanhaunted house attraction in which
survivor, survival horror style events are enacted.
It is considereda pioneer of extreme haunted attractions.
Founded.
Founded in San Diego by Russ McNamee,it was originally located on his property
until it was relocatedto Tennessee in 2017.
A separate location was openedin Huntsville, Alabama the same year.
The house operates year round, offering
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visitors toursthat can last up to eight hours.
To participate, guestsmust sign a liability waiver that includes
explicit details of how the attendee
may be subjected to various formsof physical and psychological torture.
In its early years,guests were not permitted
to leave the experiencewithout the staff's permission,
but since then, safe wordshave been implemented,
(41:38):
granting the guest to leave at any timeif they so wish.
But they don't work half the time.
Good God, they don't.
Yeah, so I know, I know exactly.
I just want to sayI know what you're talking about.
I was mixing that up with, things.
So like, homey went to jail.
Danny, I'm pretty sure in 2024,he just went to jail.
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
I'm going to let you continue attemptedmurder and stuff like that. Yeah.
So you have heard this.
(41:58):
I actually just watched, pop of me.He's great.
Yeah. Watch above me. Yeah,he just did a whole video on this guy.
It's fucking dope. Yeah, yeah.
Check it out. Yeah.
Oh, cool. Super cool.
Well, anything you want to addindefinitely, let me know.
I just have a couple.I wasn't gonna continue.
I don't want it too long.
No, I want you to take the spotlightfor a second. Yeah.
Mckamey manor has attracted significantcontroversy, criticism and media scrutiny
in July 2020 for its own arrest,
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McNamee was arrested on chargesof attempted second degree murder,
and domestic assault.
This is stuff.
Yeah, I mean, it's pretty rough.
Yeah, like the tour
lasts from 8 to 10 hours,but no guest has ever reached the end.
McNamee originally
did not allow safe words for the tour,which is just absolutely madness,
but has since changed this rule,I guess to have the option
(42:42):
of ending the tour immediately.
The house operates year round,and there's reportedly a waiting
list of over 24,000 people,
thoughsupposedly, apparently, who are waiting.
Yeah, the newest iteration of the tour,a ten hour experience
called desolation, offers a prize of 20grand for Cessful completion.
McNamee deducts $500 from the prizefor every failed challenge
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or use of profanity
during the tour, employees of the manormay physically assault patrons, waterboard
them, force them to eat and drink unknownsubstances, have them bound and gagged,
and engage in other forms of physicaland psychological torture.
24,000 people are signing up for this.
Like some sadisticpeople out there, though.
But I mean, at the same time, you know,maybe they're fibbing those numbers a bit.
(43:24):
I think they are.
But I also think that there are quitea lot of like, masochistic people.
But he does have a YouTube channelthat that profiles like, like
he has cameras in those manners.
It's it's for the it's kind of forthe purpose of making this like fucked up,
you know,
YouTube videos, it's like performance artor whatever the hell you want to call it.
Basicallylike something as close to a snuff film
as you can probably getwithout killing somebody.
(43:46):
It seems very, very likethis guy's just fucked up.
But yeah, it's like,
what does it say in a
no way that like, a guy that runsthis is not like super into it.
No shit.
Yeah, he's filming it and everythingand he's like, all set up.
Like, there's a lot of effort.
And. Oh,and the other thing in the backyard.
Oh, 100% if you're going to touch on this.
But the other thing too is that it's like,how is he funding this?
(44:09):
Because he was like an ex-military.
They pay to come
and they pay.
People pay to come do this.
Oh no.
I thought the pay was a bag of dog food
for the homeless shelteror for the dog food shelter.
Wow, I don't know.
That's crazy.
So like the, like.So you have to sign up. You have to wait.
But the only payment they accept isa bag of dog food for the, dog shelter.
Oh, right. Right.The donation. Right? To donate a donation.
(44:30):
But, like, there's a 20 and,you know that medicine like.
That's cool,
but but it's like, that's very strange,but nobody's ever made it to the manor.
No. Yeah, exactly.
That's. Yeah.I'll let you continue all that you can do.
Yeah.
Just, runa little over 100 participants.
Participants may also be druggedduring their experience.
Like, who the fuck signs up for this?
(44:50):
No shit. That's so fucked.Like what? What?
Journalist Tara West has reported thatin the communities where the tour is
staged, residents question how it remainslegal even with the waivers.
A volunteer guest testifiedthat the 40 page waiver, 40 page waiver
signed by participants, listedsuch possible risks as having teeth
extracted, being tattooedand having fingernails removed.
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The crew signs up for this shit
that goddamn, according to participantLaura Hurts Brotherton
on a visit to the manor in 2016,she repeatedly used her safe
word for several minutesbefore employees stopped torturing her.
She was later treated at a hospitalfor extensive injuries.
That is fucked up.
That and right there, jailtime for anyone. Hello?
Yeah,you have to say it for several minutes
(45:36):
straight or like I feel like in a waiverit should be like, say it once.
Yeah. Apparently. Like.
Yeah. So like you were saying, like they.
So they didn't have a safe word at firstand then eventually they had to implement
safe wordand then eventually, like at the,
like in the middlepart of this whole like, this is,
this is pushing and after a while itthey just were like, clearly not.
And there's so many people going on recordbeing like the safe word did shit. Yeah.
The problem is thatit's like some sadistic people
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that are running this thingor else you wouldn't be working there.
So like,you're not going to it's like, yeah,
we're trying to give these peoplethis nice experience.
It's like you're experiencing it to man,and whatever the fucking demon
takes over you when you're doingthis, it's not listening.
When they say stop. Yeah.
You know, like that's a big, big problem.
They're like,sure, people sign up for crazy stuff
and I'm not going to kink shame anybody.
But at the same time,
if you don't stop when someone says stop,you are now doing something very evil.
(46:21):
That's wrong.
You know that's right.
Like you're now way beyond the lineof, of morality.
You know,
apparently the people that workthere were also acts, people who he found,
initially signed up for this process,of course, they want to go through it.
They would have to go through itbefore there.
They're interested in this crazy stuff,right?
Which is fair.
You you like this extreme, you know,role play or whatever's going on.
(46:44):
Like there's people in coffinsand there's people like,
you know, creepy things
crawling out at you,
and there's like a whole, like,haunted house
horror element to it as well,which people dig.
But then there's just like the straightup, like, abuse and
and like physicallike it's not scaring somebody anymore.
There's like a real dangerwhere they think like.
And they.
I saw an interview with this guy is like,
your mind starts playing tricks on youwhere like, yeah,
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I signed to this thing,but I don't even know these people.
Like, what if they really kill meright now and, like, you know what I mean?
Like,
so they're they're pushing itto an extreme
and obviouslysome people get a thrill out of this.
And I think that's like, maybe
I don't know,I don't want to say a sickness,
but that's kind of like anya little much, you know.
But he edits all the videos toso you don't.
So what you see is just what he leftin all the I imagine what it's left.
(47:25):
Atrocious. Yeah. Yeah,I bet it's just absolutely.
There's this one girlI was waiting and I saw an interview with.
She was like, literally had black eyesand her head was shaved and she was like.
And they interview right when you leave.
And he's like, basicallylike standing behind you the whole time
trying to
make sure that you're saying like,oh yeah, this was a great experience.
I had a good a good time. This was.
But it's like,you're so delusional at that point
that you don't even realizewhat the fuck you're saying.
(47:46):
Yeah,it's like you feel for the end. Yeah.
And you're just like,yeah, yeah, it's what it looks like.
It was really what it looks like.Like anybody watching. He's like, yeah.
And so you had fun, right?
And we stopped right when we told you.
You told us, right. And they're like, yes.
They're all like fucked up.It's like dude. Yeah. No.
Yeah. Like they're drugged.
They even say they might be drugged.
You then a few people at like like weekslater did like a reclaim like.
(48:07):
Yeah, that was so fucked up.
I don't recommendanybody do that shit. Well, of course not.
Well, it sounds like what could be a worsetime?
Like, you literally are signing upfor the worst time you can have, like.
I mean, yeah, I guess some people are,like, looking for what is extremist
and so to go to the worst, most extremesyou can, but it's like you are signing up
(48:27):
to have a very, very, very bad time,like the worst time you can have.
And you have to pass a rigorous, like, entry,
like a, like a fit, like a fit test. Yes.
You can even go into
he said somebody had a heart attacklike seven years ago
or whatever in the videoI saw, like, it's so fucked.
So you have to, like, just wait.
So there's a sign, like a liability forI want a waiver.
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I watched like athe related, a YouTuber that, like,
documented the whole process of goingto this and apparently so there's like,
four houses before you get to the manor,and nobody's ever got to the manor.
Well, that's part of it.
Yeah, it's all I hear.
It's like, MckameyManor Manor in Summertown, Tennessee
has been the subject many complaints.
And Lawrence County County CommissionerScott Franks described the incident,
(49:09):
an incident
where deputies were called to the propertyafter a neighbor saw a woman dragged
screaming from a vanas part of the experience.
Staged or not, this is simply somethingthat none of us want anywhere near us,
District Attorney Brant Cooper said.
Program was,
the program was legal because peoplesubjected themselves to it voluntarily.
Wow, what a great guy that guy must be.
Though participantscould withdraw their consent at any time.
(49:30):
According to Tennessee law.
Nashville Scene journalist Megan
Selling has questionedmany of the manor's claims.
Here's the thing there's no 20 grand,she quoted saying that nobody
has completed the tour by design.
No one has made it to the supposedHuntsville portion of the show.
Mckamey knows what will break people,and after stringing them along,
(49:51):
he can simply pull out what's needed toshut down the show when it's ready to end.
How terrifying is this fucking asshole?
Yeah, what a jokester.
Yeah.
What a littlewhat a little, like, jokester.
What what what a what a menace.What a trickster.
So he, Apparently, like,
where did you hear about the originstories of how he got on to doing this?
Not really. No. Yeah. You would.
(50:12):
So, like, he was working on a naval ship,and apparently he would do,
like, super psychological.So he's a very intelligent man.
Yeah.
Usually these weird mastermindguys are doctor evil.
You don't get something like this togetherwithout having some intelligence.
Yeah,and apparently he would like on the naval
ships, like on Halloween or on Halloween.
He would like, put on these, like,really weird
psychological, like, basically,it's like a prank, but it would be
(50:35):
he would call it, like, a horror thingand apparently says,
hey, I'm all his shipmates loved it,but he would, like, do these weird things.
He did a couple guys,
and then
he would do these psychological thingson other people, on his other shipmates,
and they would go through like,wow, that was so trippy.
You'd be like, Happy Halloween.
And then that's what led to his idea.
So after he retired from the from his, military service is when he's like,
(50:58):
yeah, I'm gonna do this full time.
And yeah, that's the other thing too,is that that grand prize,
nobody's ever won it.
Nobody's ever got to the manorand nobody they. It's bullshit.
Like basically anything you do thathe says is against the rules.
-500 bucks at a time.
And it's like ten hours.
Each house is ten hours.
So what the fuck are you going to doin ten hour three?
Yeah, the thing said that it can take upto eight hours. The experience.
(51:20):
Yeah.
For one of for one of the three levels.
Jesus Christ, before you get to the manorand nobody's ever got to the manor,
basically doesn'tlet people get to the manor. He's, it's.
And it's such a fucking big cock.
It's definitely a power trip.
It's like why people become, some peoplebecome police off megalomaniac.
Yeah. Madness.
Yeah.
Some person trying, like figuring out howto be some, like, wicked sadist without.
(51:43):
Well, that we know of without disappearingand just torturing people for fun.
I mean, who knows? Yeah. Yeah,they signed a waiver.
I can, I can,I can diddle them if I want. Just like.
No, dude.
Yeah. You fucker.
But yeah.
What did you got, Daniel?
Quite horrible. Oh, no no.
Like I, I'm not great with like,horror stuff honestly.
No. Like I'll dip my toesin once in a while, but like, yeah, I'm
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signing up for something like that.Sounds like crazy to me.
No, I don't even like, I literally don'tlike regular haunted houses.
Me neither.
Do they jump out at you and shit.
I'm like, I want to punch the shadows,
you know, like I'm like,it's like a university bowl of eggs.
Like, whatever.
Like, yeah, yeah,it's like a creepy, right?
Totally.
Where, like, I'm potentiallygoing to get, like, my head shaved for.
(52:28):
Oh my God, no. All right.
What what the fuck's your problem, dude?
Yeah. No, that's not all you were saying.
Is that, like, lovewith black eyes and shit? Like. Yeah.
I'm not signing up for that.
There's no way. No, it'sso much worse than whatever.
I'm sure they're showing, like you say,you know, it's just, like, terrible.
Like, I want one of the videosand you just hear this horrible screaming,
and I'm just like,oh my God, like, fuck this.
Like actual.
How could you handle that? Like,things are dying.
(52:50):
Probably. Okay. Yeah.
And there's one thing they left in
that they're using against himin his court case.
And it was like this girl who was like,walking to a door, and then they
they slam the door in her faceand actually, like, fucking like it.
Yeah.
I don't know if a broken nose, butit fucked her nose up where she laughed
and her nose was all like fucking redand bent hard and like.
And they left that in one of the livestreams or live stream streams.
(53:12):
It's not live, obviously.
And her. No.
Like,like basically a whole door to door boom.
Rightin your fucking very violent and horrific.
But yeah.
Yeah. Anyway, so yes, I have her.
It makes me feel gross. Yeah.
That place wherewhere thousand people are in line.
I think that's bullshit.
Nobody can,those numbers are inflated. Maybe. Yeah.
Nobody can confirm or deny what
the numbers are, that maybe there's 240or 2004 hundred, but they only take three
(53:37):
people a week to do this is something likethat, 3 or 4 people a week.
So you can easily be like, oh, yeah,there's a waiting list for 15 years
because he can't physicallygo through that many people.
So he's just trying to inflate the numbers
to make it look like it'sa big thing that everybody wants to do.
But well, I'm glad that it got shut down.
I'm like torturing those three peopleas much to see how I'll do there.
Yeah. Wow.
And so like I was saying before,
is that you have to do, a rigorous, fitness check before you can even do this.
(54:01):
And some people can't even do that,
and you're like,calls them out and shit like that.
Yeah. It's so fucked. It'sHoly moly. Yeah.
It's just like a stream of, like,all of the worst abuse you can have.
You're like, what?
How would I like to make somebody havethe very worst day of their whole life?
And I will do that because they came here
and signed up for itand signed a 40 page waiver.
It's like, what?
What is wrong with you?
And like to play like the firstthe first couple years, like whatever,
(54:24):
give those people likeor some of the people some grace.
But like after a whilewhen there's so much documented evidence,
you obviously before you sign up,you're going to look at, I mean,
you would think an intellectualor even a basic human
being would look upwhat they're getting into.
No, I don't think that it's the thingis, yeah, I think anybody doesn't know.
I think they're trying to be tough.
I, I, I don't even know if it's that.
I think it's like on a kinkier levelthan that.
(54:46):
Like you have to be totally downto almost die.
Yeah. Like, you know what I mean?
Like it's just too extreme side note.
But and it's trigger, trigger warning.
I think there is services that peoplecan hire for people to, like, come in.
Our word. Your wife.
I've heard of services like that.
Like you and or weird yourself.
So like you pay them and theyyou don't know when it's happening,
(55:08):
but they'll come snatch up in a vanand then fuck you and then throw you away.
But you paid for the experienceof being rewarded, which is like that.
Like that.
Yeah,
there's definitely like there's definitelylike arrangements and stuff like that.
That can be, you know.
And on a nicer note, there's apparentlyone where you can hire a clown
to follow somebody.
And I mean, I think I'd use had follow.
I was like to clown toif I was like, what?
(55:29):
Hold up, hold up to follow.
I thought you said a nicer noteto follow me here.
Is that ever horrific?
Also, though, by the way.So like, follow me.
You can like pay it like this service,which I don't know.
I, I've never actually seen
like a video on this topic,but I've, I've just read about this.
But like if you're payingfor an individual
to do this to somebody else, thenthat person is an unwilling participant.
(55:51):
So I don't get the legality in that.
But apparently I've heard of a service
that will like you can pay though,like they won't touch you or do anything,
but they'll just have this onerandom person be like,
yo is clowns been following mefor like the last two weeks,
and they're like,just be at the most random spots
where like, yeah,what do you do for a living?
Like, I'm a clown follower, I what?
Oh yeah, I dress up as a clown.
Yeah, it pays well. Pays well.
I don't have to domuch. Great. Medicare. Yeah. Just
(56:14):
hide behind a hedge.
Bison, buddy.
Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I get my balloons.
I just, sort of letlet one dangle out from a hedge,
and then I peer at someoneso sweet, my nose so fucking weird.
All right, all right.
Humans are absolutely fucking madness.
They're just chaos.
That's what I like to talk aboutin this podcast. It's not.
(56:34):
I mean, I know it's darkand I know it's a trigger
warning and stuff like that,and I mean, faint of heart,
I guess just it what it is,what the bottom line seems to be is that
if you can imagine it, someoneelse already has and is enjoys it,
but like so, it's alreadysomeone's fucking cup of tea out there.
No matter how horrificit is, it's somebody boat.
But my life is stressful enoughand I have a pretty decent life.
(56:55):
Like knock on wood.
Oh, I will do for nothing. Yeah, yeah.
Which you see where we gotyour birthday tickets too?
Oh, no. Yeah.
It's not making any.
Yeah, it's it's one of those thingswhere it's just like that damned.
It's like, how do people have the timeto do the shit?
Like, andand want to do the shit and take the time?
I mean, some people have other hobbies,I guess.
(57:17):
I play in a metal band.
Some people like to travel to Tennesseeand just get tortured and just get, yeah,
their headshaved. Yeah. Bye bye for us. Yeah.
Totally fucked up.
Okay, so is there moreyou want to elaborate on Mechanic Manor?
No. Definitely not.I was actually too much already.
That's really a horrible,horrible thing to talk.
Well, I wish that the next storythat we have, it's
our last story is going to be a lighternote.
Crazy or a palate cleanser.
(57:37):
So now we say,what do we now say? Trigger warning.
Also like warning again,you made it all the way through this one.
But they're going to now have a triggerwarning in case it's worse.
It's a true crime okay.
So it's obviously not going to be a happystory, but it's definitely,
it's a Halloween story.
Okay, so the title is what led to DoreenAlbert's Halloween death question mark.
(57:59):
So the night of October 31st, 1984,it began, like many other Halloweens
before it,it had the small, sleepy city of soir.
Jesus Christ.
Doreen was putting pounds of hairsprayinto her hair
when suddenly, let's take going.
So it was, in San Jose, Californiais where this story takes place.
An eager young Diana went trickor treating with her mother and father,
(58:23):
Charles Albert,before the family returned home
to watch a movieand cuddle up on the couch.
And then I just remember childrenknocking on the door and my mom going
and giving candy for the kids.
Charles told his wife that he was going,so this is the husband.
So it's Charles is the husband,Diane is the kid,
and the mother is Dorian.
Charles told his wife that he'sgoing to the store and would be back soon,
(58:44):
leaving Diana and a pregnantDoreen at the house alone.
It wasn't too long after he leftwhen there was a knock on the door.
It wasn't a regular knock,like a trick or treat or knock.
It was a little more harsh, Scottremembered.
Scott, it is the daughter.
Scott is the daughter.
Yeah, it's done Diana Scott.
And it just keeps referringto her as Scott, which was the last.
(59:06):
Yeah, it's the last 100.
It was Dan.Yeah, it's the last name. Yeah.
As soon as she opened up the door,I heard her yelling
and my mom told me to hide.
So I ran behind the couchand covered myself up.
The killer was wearing.
So this was a murder?
The killer was wearing a pairof mechanic coveralls and a wolf mask.
Whoa. Yeah.
So he's like, oh,he was like a mechanic werewolf.
(59:26):
After savagely attackingDoreen in the front,
the killer searched the house for Diana,who stayed hidden.
He shouted out that if I said anything,he was going to come back.
She said he was going to kill me.
So basically he went in.
He knocked on the door,butchered the pregnant lady. Wow.
And then went through the houselooking to kill Diana.
But she was hiddenand he couldn't find her. And he's like.
(59:47):
And he had to get out of there, obviously,because he just murdered somebody.
He's like, if you fucking say anything,I'm gonna fucking kill you.
And then he fucking split.
It's got to be the most terrifying thingfor a kid in the world.
Yeah. So the cave was just higher.
Wolf man coming and killing you onHalloween night? Yep.
On Halloween night. Like trauma much?
Yeah. Fuck. Super fucked.
That is really, really scary.
2 or 3 minutes later, Diana heard her dadcome back home.
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Charles sent his young daughterto the neighbor's house.
By the time the police arrived, Charles,who was covered in blood,
was completely uncontrollableand placed into a patrol car.
So the dad left? Yeah.
No shit.
And then?
he came backand found this murder happened.
Right? But he was also covered in blood.But he was covered in blood.
As I looked
into the window of the patrol car,I could see
(01:00:29):
he was extremely excited, extremelyhyperactive, screaming and yelling.
Something about my wife,my wife, my wife, Jamie,
a retired officer with the SanJose Police Department, recalled.
At some point,
he started to try to kick the windows outand was smashing his head
against the window. So he's berserk.
Okay, Charles was immediatelyconsidered a person of interest
in the case and taken to a point,I would imagine.
(01:00:50):
Yeah. So he's like, I'mjust going to get a quart of milk.
I'll be right back.
Have fun with your trick or treat movies,
and then come backand puts on a big show of freaking out,
smashing his head on the window and shitso people can see him freaking out.
What a good upset he is, right? Yeah,yeah.
Inside the suburban
home, officers made a grisly discoveryduring was flayed open like a gut a door.
Oh my gosh.
(01:01:11):
Her fetus on the floor underneath a chairholding a jeering jack lantern.
No. I looked at the joke and smiling overthis baby's.
was completely out of a horror film.
Blood was splatter onto the wall,ceiling and floor.
I remember walking into the houseand you could see about an inch of blood
over the floor, and I turned to my left.
I see a fetus,and I said, what the hell happened here?
Carlo, a retired San Jose detective.
(01:01:33):
How could anybody do something like that?
This is like, really, really, I know,I know, that's why I was like, sorry.
Trigger warning. Good gravy.That's a bad one.
Crime scene investigatorsalso noticed a trail of blood
leading away from the homeand down the sidewalk,
where it led to a catwalk over the freewayand into a nearby neighborhood.
Although the officers initially suspectedDoreen was killed in a violent domestic
incident due to her husband's intoxicatedand agitated state, they quickly learned
(01:01:56):
that the neighbors that she hadalso had troubles with another man.
In her first husband, Michael Dennis'srelationship,
so she had a prior husband, an ex,and they did that on good terms.
Dennis and Doreen are sorry.
Dennis and Doreen shared a son, Paul,but the little boy drowned in
an accident behind Dorian's house in 1980when he was just four years old.
(01:02:18):
Two years later,a distraught Dennis sued Doreen
for the unlawful death of their own son,but lost the court case.
So the acts. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So?
So the ex and Doreen had a kid triedto drown and he was when he came home.
He's so pissed off at her that he losthis son, that he tried suing her.
So obviously thatrelationship was done. Yeah.
After learning of the former
couple's troubled past, detectivesheaded to Dennis's house around 12:20 a.m.
(01:02:42):
on November 1st.
So the day after, or not,basically the same night,
the investigators were unnervedwhen they heard running water in his house
and suspectedDennis may be trying to destroy evidence.
Yet when Dennis came to the door,he was calm and collected.
It, invited them in to talk.
He also agreed to let them do a cursorysearch of the house.
But when but when he went to signthe papers to give authorities permission,
(01:03:04):
they noticed his righthand had a large gash, large gash.
So with Michael.
So this is a quote.
So with Michael is even more agitated overthe fact that he's lost his boy,
he's lost his lawsuit.
He really, really now just purely hatesDoreen and her new husband
was, one of the cops said
Dennis told the detective
he cut his hand earlier that nightwhile carving a pumpkin.
(01:03:26):
Wow. That's convenient.
Yeah, exactly. That's convenient.
But the large amount of blood still oozingfrom the wound had them suspicious.
As several of the officersbegan to search the house,
Jamie followed him upstairsto get his identification.
Michael starts climbing the stairsand turns and looks over his shoulder,
and he looks at me with this lifeless,demonic stare.
He said.
Jamie pulled out his weapon and continuedto follow Dennis up the stairs. Once
(01:03:48):
they reached the bedroom, Dennis seemedto lunge towards the head of the bed.
Jamie ordered him to stop and discovereda shoulder holster for a gun
on the side of the headboardwith a loaded 3357 Magnum inside.
I figured right off the bat that he's
either going to kill himselfor shoot it out with us.
One of those two because I know hewas going for that gun. Yeah.
Jamie took charge of the weaponand ordered Dennis back downstairs.
(01:04:09):
Meanwhile, other detectives discoveredblood droppings leading to the washer
in the garage
and blood smears on the handle of Dennis
truckhandles, steering wheel and ignition.
Yeah, so now we're trying to figure outwho killed during her.
Was it the husband or was it this guyor was it the ex?
I feel like I feel like it's easier
to explain coming homecovered in blood on Halloween because of.
(01:04:30):
Maybe you were actually.
Well,I'm sure he saw his wife on the ground
covered in blood, and he was like,oh fuck.
Okay, so yeah,I think that the okay, okay, you probably,
you know, like, if I saw my wife,I'd definitely pick him up, of course.
But the way he said it had me in my headlike he came home covered.
Oh. Oh, no. No. Sorry. That's.
Yeah. No, I understand what you're saying.
It was weird. It was like.
No, he left
(01:04:51):
and then went to get a quarterquart of milk
and then came back in a werewolf suitor whatever.
Oh, no.
And then left and came back coveredin blood, like, oh my God, what happened?
So I understand now.
So but that's that's whereI just saw him covered in blood.
That's of course. Exactly. Yeah.
The initial story looks like it wasof course just circumstance.
Right.
But it looks like he was initially like,I'm not going to leave
(01:05:11):
and I'm going to come back.
But the only people that saw himcovered in blood was the police, which was
well after the police were there.
And like, right, I would definitely likeif I saw my husband on the ground like,
oh, you'd grab them. Yeah,I would grab them. Yeah.
Before I call the police.But at like one, two.
I mean, also like the way,the way that she was
found, like for that guyto have found her that way.
(01:05:32):
Yeah. Like with the Jack O'Lantern.
Everything. Like somethingso fucking evil has happened.
Plus the baby, like,you would go fucking mad, like.
And he was like.He was literally, like, going crazy.
You would like.That's just just a nightmare.
You don't even know what would happen.
Yeah. Here, hearing how it looked to you,
I know that's a pretty reasonableresponse.
Totally. So who killed during everybody?
Authorities were able to clear Charlesafter finding a store employee
(01:05:54):
who remembered him at the storethe night of his wife's death.
Video footagealso placed him at the store. Oh, yeah.
In order to charge Dennisso the ex-husband with the crime.
However, they need more evidence
using a black book Dennis had on himat the time of the arrest,
Carol reached out to his friendsand romantic interest and found a woman
who said she had been to a Halloween partywith Dennis the year before
when he went as the Big Bad Wolf.
(01:06:15):
Yep, to Michael,dressed up in this hideous costume,
attacked his ex-wife and butchered her onHalloween night, disemboweled the fetus.
Then he was looking to find Danain order to kill her.
Jamie said the cop,
Dennis was officially chargedwith the murder of Doreen
and her unborn child just daysafter the brutal slaying.
Four years later,the case would head to court.
After prosecutors laid out
their case, Dennis changed the pleato not guilty by reason of insanity.
(01:06:38):
Right. Of course. Yeah.
I mean, you know,they always do that shit.
It's like, no, I was insane.
But yeah, I mean, he is he. Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
I mean, look at what he did.
But fuck like it doesn't mean thathe should have any like reduced sentence.
It seems like he meant it and liked it.
But that's also one of the thingsonce you've actually calmed down after,
like even a couple days,you're just like, fuck.
(01:06:59):
Now we'll spend the rest of my lifein jail. Well, why wouldn't you?
What am I going to do?But you're only, you're only.
And there's, like,so much evidence mounted against me.
What? I'mcertainly not worried about lying. You.
You know, you just killed somebody.
Like I didn't do it at that point.
It's abouthow can I get out of this, right?
But yeah, exactly.
Exactly how to get the reduced sentenceor whatever.
His attorneys argued that he hadbeen driven mad by the loss of his son
(01:07:19):
and was triggered on Halloween nightas he watched
other childrenhappily head out to trick or treat God.
Maybe true, but no excuse.
Yeah, exactly.
A jury went by the defense, and Denniswas convicted of first degree murder.
Doreen's death and seconddegree murder of the death of the fetus
who received the death penalty.
But when the state of California lateroverturned the death penalty,
his sentence was convertedto life in prison.
In the years since the brutal slaying,
(01:07:40):
Deanna has tried to understandher mom's death and even
taken back the Halloween holidayto try and regain control of her own life.
God and the last thing is I can understandthis is a quote from her poor person.
I can understand him losing a child,I get that.
But you took something from me too.
You took something big.
You took my mom. You destroyed our familyand I won't forget that.
But I do forgive him for it.
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Because for my own sanity,I need to forgive him.
I don't want to be angry anymore.
So fair enough.
That is on her book, A Path to Growth.
But the same feelings.
If somebody brutally murdered my motherand then unborn brother.
No, I would just want.
Only want that guy to be ashes, you know,like, I wouldn't want anything else.
I would have like to. He's a bigger.
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Yeah, that's true,
but, like, I don't think I couldgive it up like that.
No, I just hope that he'shaving a miserable time in jail forever.
I honestly think life in prison is worsethan the death penalty.
Yeah, probably.
It's just you'reyou're basically wasting away.
Yeah.
You're like a fishthat's just like dying in a pond. Like.
I mean, what do you do? Right?What do you.
It's it's you, morality or not.
It's like, what are we supposed to dowith you as a society?
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What do we do with you like we dowe let you do this again?
Well, certainly not right.
The obvious thing in naturewould be to just delete you.
Yeah, but at the same time.
Okay, well, there's some thing withlegality and lawyers and blah, blah, blah.
Well,then you can sit there and rot forever.
Then fuck you kind of thing,you know, like it's really, really
I mean, you're the that's the last personthat you get to have sympathy for 100%.
Like, I know that things happenand traumas happen to everybody
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and that's what you know, itit begets more trauma.
Oh, that's not exactly.
He didn't make any mistakes there.
It's more than a mistake at that point,
especially if it was consideredfirst degree murder.
It was obviously like thought ofbeforehand of course, super premeditated.
And also just think of what he did to thatdaughter like and tried to kill her too.
Like just, yeah, just a monster.
Complete monster, like a wife,but also an unborn life.
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And then a fucking wife of,like, a small child. Exactly.
So there's some really cool
and nice and kind and, awesomepeople out there in the world.
Guys?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we like to shed a light.
I went to a dark place today.
Yeah, but. Hey, look at Danielle.
Yeah. Welcome, Danielle, to the.These are my friends of friends.
I hope you enjoyed your.
Where we make silly, insensitive jokesabout the most horrific shit known to.
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Man, I like, start it super light.
I tee it up and then boom, boom, drop alike a hands on kids.
Yeah, yeah, I sure do wish.
Yeah.We have to create a trigger warning times.
Our podcast is going to be called TriggerWarning soon. It should.
Yeah that's something.
It could be.
It could be. Yeah.
We could have another oneor we could just like keep that.
These are my friends. Lightand then have the trigger warning podcast.
We have night.
We need to have nine podcast.
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Dude does a podcast in the woods.
Does it.
Yeah it does usually is. Yeah,it is pretty dark.
It's usually dark as hell. Yeah.
I want to do this onein this beautiful garden.
I think next time we should do the garden.
Will do. Does a podcast in the garden outhere.
Love it. Love it. Yeah. It's good.
It's hilarious.
Like, one of my, a friend,she's like, a follower was, like, talking.
And she's like,
you and Dan just went into the forestand started talking about evil cults and
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like, yeah, I guess that's what we did do.
I mean, just psychotic.
Don't reduce what we do.
But I was like, yo, that's dope as fuck.
And we definitely did do that.
We did and we do, and we will againand we will again. Yes.
Yeah. If you reduce it down to that.
But it's it takes a special pair,you know, that to go into, Yeah.
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It's a funtime. It's a, it's a sturdy pair.
They're damn right. All right.
Is there anythingyou want to wrap up with this?
I wish I had something more like,you know, lighthearted.
I mean, I can't wait to go get some ribs,though.
Yeah. Hell, yeah.
And, Danielle, the festival of ribssounds pretty good, too.
Oh, damn. Let's do it. Let's go, let's go.
We're making chicken today.
God damn it did take out chicken.
But yeah, so that's the law.You have to have chicken nuggets.
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Check it out. Yeah.
So these guys, we took it out, Jerry.
Sacrilegious again.
Sacrilegious. Sacrilegious bro.
These fucking ribs are goingto be sacrilegious
depending on where you're coming from.
But, anything you want to people.
Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah.
There's one more dark story.
Sign a waiver.You get to donate your ribs to Rib Fest.
I don't eat them. Yeah,and you pay $1,000. That's vile.
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Yeah. Gross. Terrible.
That's why I got sick last time. Anyways.
Oh, okay. Fair.
Danielle,we want you to say one more last thing.
Is there anything you want to say?
No. Just that I was super happyto be a part of this podcast.
I'm glad to, have found somebodywho has a cool passion in their life.
Oh. That's so sweet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I am cool.
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Oh, I got it.
Turn it off.
No no, no. Yeah.
Jesus Christ has got to go. Okay.
Thank you, everybody, for listening.Ribs are calling.
Ribs are calling. These are my friends.
These are my.
These are my.
These are my love you. Bye bye. Hi.
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somebody, or like, I really.
That's just like,I'm totally into this shit.
It's just not very sexy, as you said.
It's just, I.
I mean, not sexy in the slightest.
It's, like, probablythe grossest thing I've ever talked about.
know you. Me.