TrMF #031 – Luigi Mangione, Santa Claus with a Flamethrower (TRUE CRIME) and our Family

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
Me going to daddy goes first.
That's right. Yeah.
And then podcast.
Well yeah. Yeah. Not or. Yeah.
Your mom is pretty important.
I mean, three on the list.
Yeah. I tend to shy away, though.
That's true.
At it.
If you consider what else is on that list.
Yeah.
All right. Welcome, Tyler. Rachel.
Hello. Showing up?

(00:20):
Better than ever.
Thanks for allowing us into your home.Yes. Yeah.
This is the first time.He doesn't. Usually.
Yeah. Yeah.
I must have allowed it.
Yeah. Well, if they're doing the podcast,I guess.
Only if I get something out of it.
So we have Judge Evan.
Did the man himself.
That's right.
Oh, it's pronounced hub.
Hub started all this time.

(00:42):
I've only read it.
Oh, my God, I feel so embarrassed.
This whole time.
Oh, my God, that is really embarrassing.
Yeah. My bad man. Sorry.
I meant no disrespect.
And we have Mrs. He up here. Rachel.
Oh. Wow.
You're straight right now.
I feel like you're saying itwrong on purpose.
Yeah, well, what can you do?
And, we going to have a Christmas episodetoday?
That's the, the theme.

(01:04):
And I hope you guys got some stuffin your back pocket.
Oh, we also have Danny here, too. Hi.Oh, yeah. Don't forget.
How are we doing?
She's here for emotional support.
So, because we're having a emotional day,our mom slipped and fell.
So, anyways, not about me either, but.
But. Yeah,but is she okay? She's okay. Yeah.
She's okay.
She's sad. Us, but I think she's okay.
We hope.
We hope she's all good. Like legit. It's.That sounds lame.

(01:26):
She slipped and fell in Guamhere at Walmart. Yeah. On.
My God. Yeah.
Not good. Tooktwo customers to pick her up.
And that.
Sounds terrible. Yeah, that.
Yeah. That's, the milk.
So incident seemed to be havingsome lawyer conversations for sure.
I just, yeah.
Spilled milk you can cry over. Yeah.
No. And,and then the last five minutes, you.

(01:47):
Just made me questionwhether your mom even fell or not.
Right now.
There's all of it. Yeah. Okay. Okay.
That's all.
I know.
When to pull the plugand get the hell out of here.
And, No. Yeah, she needs Kramer's lawyer.
So, Rachel, this is your girlfriend.
And she's a family friend, and,she is a very interesting person.

(02:10):
She likes, a lot of cool stuff.
What is your what is your heartbeat?
What is your what is your thing?What do you do?
Oh, that's a loaded question.
Well, let's see,I was thinking about bringing my tarot
over today,but we didn't have enough time.
I thought it'd be fun to do,like, a reading.
Ooh, that would be fun. Right?So you should do that at some point.
You know, maybe next time. Totally. Yeah.
Let's see. Oh, yes, I do that.
I work in, like, laser in the laserfields, like laser hair removal.

(02:34):
But also body contouring,facials, things like that.
But it's also like, almostlike a half therapist kind of job, too.
So it's like, while you're losing someoneto hire, they give you the whole T on,
like what's going on in their like, lovelives, their friends sex lives.
It's crazy. The stuff I hear is insane.That sounds like.
There is a certain vulnerability,I suppose, that you're exposed

(02:55):
to where people feel like they can,
for lack of a better word,open up to you. And.
And, and.
Yeah, so I guess, like,if they trust you with, with that,
you know, end of things then and I guess
maybe there's something subconsciousthat makes them
feel like they can trust youwith their information as well.
And funny because it's like the settings.
So once they're like lying down,it all comes out.

(03:17):
Once they're like standing up again,they're like, they can't even look at you.
Yeah.
They're like, oh, do that.
Just what you do really get in aand lying down
they couldn't be more vulnerable Like sothey just probably defenses are down.
That's an interesting look into the human,
psyche.
Yeah totally. That's crazy.
Do you ever get, like, secret agents there
and then try and get answersout of them with lasers?

(03:38):
LOL. No, but I do get best of all.
Just of all, yeah, we need to tameyour bush a little bit of all this.
But no, I do.
You get like, policemen once in a while,but they won't like, dish out too much
as to what's going on.
You just make the cops start talkingwhen you start getting their bo rat
bush out of there. Yeah. Wow. Yeah.

(04:01):
She's also known for her stashesin that bushes.
She's like, I don't know. I don't do itfor the love of my love life.
I just have to be able to run fast,catch bad guys.
Says it makes me more aerodynamic.
Yeah, like Michael Phelps.
I just feel way bettersprinting down an alleyway after a perp.
Crazy.
Amazing.
Okay, so, yes, like we said,we're gonna do the Christmas episode.

(04:22):
We kind of brought some Christmas stuffeach, I think.
So exactly what the layout of the landis, is insert to jingle bells.
Jingle bells to insert there. Yeah.
And that's all we can afford.
Which, by the way, it is not that JingleBells was not written for Christmas.
What was it? Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving?
Yeah. It's a Thanksgiving song originally.
Not weird. That's weird. Yeah. No.

(04:42):
And it's a dad brought to the table.
Yeah, I can go now. Hey.
Yeah, you're good at that. You're sweet.Okay.
See you guys later.
Sick. Rachel, we want to start with you.
What would.
What did you.
Did you grab a Christmas?
I did some brainstorming.
Okay, well,what do you have? Yeah. Lay it. Honestly.
Well, I'm German, sothere's the whole German Christmas thing.

(05:03):
So Germans are pretty much the ones
to bring in the Christmas tree,from what I understand.
Unless everybody wants to say, oh,
no, I brought it in first,but that's what I was told, being German.
So there's that.
And then they've got like the advent.
Sorry, Germans originated bringing,
bringing trees inside.
Is that what you're saying?
Oh, yeah. Actually, no, that's a waybetter way to put it. You're right.
They they brought trees inside.

(05:24):
They said, hey, that looks cool outside.
Looks even better inside for one month,I think get it back outside.
Do they originally decorate them as well
and like right away, or did they just rocklike a naked tree for a while?
Apparently it was.Like it's a lot of reasons on them.
They would like.
So they would bring in the treesand then they would decorate it
like the night beforeand then get all the servants to do that.

(05:45):
So you'd only have likethe rich people doing that.
And then you only have a decoratedfor like the one night because of course
you can't likelet the tree live for that long.
They didn't have all that.
Like I guess they didn't figure out thewhole like bowl situation or something.
Plus it gets dry and then you're
they're putting lit candles all over it,which is that.
Yeah. Wild choice I thought. Yeah, really?
I thought that was a thing.But I was like, did I make that up?
You got to show Santa you really care.

(06:06):
Yeah. Oh,it's Britney this tree up. A little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
Winning. Yeah.
That's German isn't it. Oh yeah it is.
Yeah, yeah. Waiting for KrampusClaus to come down the chimney.
How long?
How long do you guys think, the averageChristmas tree takes to grow
to, like, a Christmas tree size? I know,I know the answer.
Oh, we'll just wait then.Do you know the answer?
No. Yes.

(06:27):
Make him show his hand.
And say I'm going to just guess.
It might sound really stupid,but I want to say, like, two years.
No, I was going to say about.
Because you see the little ones that year,is it just one year?
And what do you say then?
No, I said it's like 20 years.
Okay. Split the difference.
Seven well, I for some reasonjust read today that it was about 15.

(06:48):
So take your take your sources D.
Yeah well it actually
Johnny and Bailey were talking about thaton the radio show yesterday.
That's why they don't know anything.
Well not like, not like me.
Captain Christmas over here.
That's what they had.
Which they did. Used to a point, people.
I think it was like a German thingor something.
They would appoint somebodyCaptain Christmas or like Lord Christmas

(07:10):
or whatever, and they would preside overthe Christmas things in the village
to take care of.
Yeah.
There used to be like an actual, I mean.
Adjacent. Yeah, yeah.
Everything seems to.
Oh no, it was a very serious.
Oh, speaking of old town drunk,we got to talk about mulled wine.
Mulled wine.
That's German. Too.
Oh, it's so good.
Yeah, the glühwein wine. Good.

(07:30):
So good. I have it every year.
Yeah, it's pretty much a tranquilizer,but it's so good.
So it's just like wine.
You're supposed to put in brandy,and then you put, like, sliced orange
in, like cranberries.
Everybody has, like, their own variationsto it, but it's so good.
Like spice and own cinnamon. Let's you.
Gotta have the. Cinnamon.That's the spiced. Yeah, yeah.
The sticks.

(07:50):
We got the cloves and cinnamon sticks.
Clove to cinnamon.Know cloves and cinnamon.
Loved cinnamon.
Cloves of it. Yeah.
It's a freaking.
What are you doing?I'm just clubbing some cinnamon.
Oh. Cool.
Family secret recipe.
So German Christmas.
Is there more to it that you doevery year, or is it just kind of.
Well, like Christmas is more celebratedon like Christmas Eve?

(08:14):
Is there like a fancy dinner?Yeah, dinner.
I can't remember.
Like in I always get it mixed up.
So like in my family,I can't remember what exactly we do.
I think it's either fish on Christmas Eveor they usually save it for New Year's.
Yeah, fish.
Which is a weird, like, random thing for,like Germans to have is fish, right?
You wouldn't think.
Or ten metric tons of sauerkraut.

(08:37):
Yeah, we had this week.We had lots of that.
I realized I was like,oh, sauerkraut is good.
It is goodon. A hot dog and stuff like that.
But like that was like sauerkraut salad.
It was just, oh.
Just straight eating it straight.
Just coming down the chimney to give toys.
And he's just walkinginto a gas. Yeah, pretty much
sausage.

(08:58):
Just a good probiotic oil field of
nothing like family bondingthan a bunch of people farting together.
It feels like just eating likelike like spoonfuls of relish.
Yeah, like that's what it feels likeyou're doing. What? Like.
Yeah, it's not.
Well, yeah. You know.
That's what it seems.
I known know sauerkraut is great.
When he was a kid, right?

(09:19):
Yeah. We just need a bowl of relish.
Relish? Hamburger, hot dog.They would say.
Mix. Them.
Gross. Yeah.
Cool.Gross. Yeah. Okay. Continue. Continue.
Oh, you were talking about youmentioned Krampus.
I just.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Quickly dip in here. Totally.
I just I'm.
Most people know about Krampus,but there's, like,

(09:39):
a whole host of different,like, Christmas burros
that come along with Santa Clausthat are kind of hilarious.
And one of them is Krampus.It's like alpine traditions hold.
The Krampus is basically a demoniccreature and became popular in Austria,
southern Bavaria, South Tyrol, northernfreely, Hungary, Slovenia and Croatia.
As a foil to Santa Claus, Santa bringsgifts.
Krampus brings a sack which with whichto carry bad children away to his lair.

(10:03):
Folklore scholars believe he is a directreference to pre-Christian horned gods,
but came to be directly associatedand sometimes even traveling
with Saint Nicholas.
Because he has a switch to. Disney.
Oh, that's a different dude.Oh, is that as if.
Yeah. Maybe.
I think a lot of these guys get, like,construed with each other.
Yeah.
I knew someone.Quite often with. Children.

(10:24):
There are Witcher a switch. Yeah.
If you're good, you get a Nintendo.
If you're bad, you get good lashes,you get a tree branch upside the ass.
Yeah, yeah.
Cool.
Yeah.
The, the guy with the switch is
neck droop.
Ruprecht. I'm pretty sure.
Oh. Everybody knows next. Right.
That's of course.
Yeah.

(10:45):
And, Goats and their.
Actually. Yeah.
I don't know what's up with the goatsand stuff.
There was one where he was likethe jovial, like, party.
Santa Claus was riding a goatin one of the pictures.
So I don't know what's going on with that.
Goats,I think that comes from were of Celtic
origin, from wintersand perhaps not early.
What is it?

(11:05):
There was like a referencein, like, the Thor movies.
I've never seen them,but I was just, like,
listening to something elseabout Christmas. And.
Yeah, no goatshave some sort of intermingling in there.
Something to do with, like, prosperity,but also like, hard working.
And like, instead of reindeer.
Oh, and I don't know, no goats.
Flying goats.
That's cool.

(11:25):
So okay, so there is the dudewith the switches named belts, nickel.
Belts, nickel.
Belt belts.
Nickel is the best.
Sometimes as the Christmas woman.
The Zeus woman gets mystical from belts.
Nickel sex acts tickle.
Oh. Yeah. It's. Oh, yeah.
I'll with you. Damn.

(11:45):
Who was Chris? Chris.
Chris Kinkel belts nickeland sometimes the Christmas
woman childrenthat not only saw this mysterious person
but felt him or rather his stripesupon their backs with his switch.
The annual visitor would makehis appearance some hours after dark
thoroughly disguised,especially the face, which would sometimes
be covered with a hideously ugly face

(12:06):
that is generally wore a female garb,hence the name Christmas Woman.
Sometimes it would be a veritable woman,but with masculine force and action
he or she would be equippedwith an ample sack about the shoulders,
filled with cakes, nuts and fruits,and a long hazel switch,
which was supposed to have some kindof a charm in it, as well as a sting.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

(12:29):
One hand would scatterthe goodies upon the floor
and then the scramble would beginby the delighted children
and the other hand would ply the switchupon the backs of the excited youngsters
who would not show a wince.
But had it been parental discipline,they would have been screams
to reach a long distance.
That's hilarious. Ridiculous, yeah.
Holy creepy.They fed them like chickens with cakes.

(12:50):
And then he started beating the shitup, just.
Smacking them in the buttsfor being too greedy.
Like, yeah,what a weirdo. Was it testing the kids?
Oh, man. Before the internet, you know.
Right. Let's bring all that back, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Just smack some kids.
Yeah, yeah.You'll make up our own, though.
That's that's.
Wild. Throw a couple into it. Yeah. Cool.
That's neat.
Yeah. So anyways, continue. Oh.

(13:12):
Oh. That was pretty much the most of it,really,
I don't know, I likewhen we're talking about, like, Christmas.
I guess we'll get to like or
I guess our usual Christmasy stuff,childhood stuff later on,
but I don't know, I don't even remembermost of my Christmases, to be honest.
Oh, yeah,I blacked them all out. Me too. Yeah.
You're just sad. Yeah. Socks.Christmas socks.
Yeah, yeah.
But, Cool, man.
Okay.

(13:32):
Well, thank you, Rachel, for telling usabout the German extent of Christmas.
Yes, yes. Who do this is okay.
This guy is wild.
This guy is so crazy.
Okay,so this guy, apparently that was supposed
to, I think, travelwith with Santa Claus as well.
It's like Hans Trapp was a rich, powerfuland heartless Satan
worshiping miser from the Alsaceregion of France in the 15th century.

(13:56):
He was excommunicated
by the Catholic Church, forced into exile,and slowly went mad.
In his insanity,he kidnaped a child for a tasty meal,
but was prevented from gorging on humanflesh and doomed to accompany Santa Claus
in the form of a scarecrow and handlethe punishment of misbehaving children.
What in the province of Alsace, Hans

(14:17):
Trapp is the avenger and an angel,the good giver of gifts.
As the clock strikes 12,the angel who wears a flowing white robe
and a golden hairedwig, appears with Hans Trapp, who has on
a suit of black, has a long, shaggybeard, and is armed with a rod.
The children stand in breathlessexpectation, and those who have been
naughty are desired to come forward,but is needless to say that none respond.

(14:39):
And then the angel turningto the Christmas tree dispenses the toys,
afterwhich the two take their departure anyway.
So I think that's why European kids seemto be more disciplined than American kids.
Yeah, because Christmas is purely basedon Christmas.
European.
They're like, hey, there's a devil coming.
Look, just like your grandpa.
What is this scarecrow gonna do to you?

(14:59):
I mean, I don't want any kind oflike anybody coming after me.
Down your chimney.
A living scarecrowthat's not cool. Terrifying.
Oh. Come on. Oh, there's an.
We're just like,hey, you're bad. Here's a black rock.
We'll just.
I mean, I feel like the parents neverreally, like, followed up on that, like.
Yeah, you were bad.
On April 30th 30th, and,you know, this thing when you wouldn't

(15:19):
go to bed when I asked you,and now you're getting a lump of coal.
They're like, oh, what the fuck?
It's so hardto, like, learn eight months later.
So we've stopped punishing our children.
That way, it seems more and more likeall of the Father Christmases in general.
All the different Santa Claus,Sinterklaas, Saint Nicholas, like Krampus,
Hans Trapp, all these things are justto scare your kids into behaving.
Yeah.

(15:40):
Just to do that.
It's just so you're like little shitof a kid stops being an asshole.
Two more years are coming out to playand they're beating the shit out.
Yeah,something horrific will happen to you.
Otherwise, when it.
Starts losing its effect,they're like, okay,
it's time to make another SantaClaus. Yeah.
And they say, but it's like.
Yeah, like a how about a demonthat beats the hell out of the kids?
Yeah, okay.

(16:00):
Drags them in a sack.
Actually, there was, one of the boys.
One of the tales was like, Santa Clausstopped and in, like a greedy innkeeper
who had tried to pickle three childrenand served their flesh to patrons.
He resurrected the three dead kids that
this innkeeper had been pickling.
And Santa resurrected the children.

(16:23):
And then, likeI think, made the innkeeper, like,
follow him around and give giftsor some shit like that, too.
There was another tale. It's just like,oh, Mike.
You are doomed to come out on December24th and give presents out.
Now you're helping me.
But he's just gothe's like the rhino labor of Christmas.
He's just a convict. Yeah, yeah.
They can't. The resume is too short.
We're going to get presents to these kids.Goddamn it.

(16:45):
I need a team.And they're just getting these.
I can't be the onessmacking them with a stick.
You do it. You do it. I'm the good cop.
Within it.
I bring joy and presents.You hit him with a stick.
Yeah. Forever. Yeah. Well, anyway.
That's crazy.Speaking of all that violence and stuff.
Yeah,we should actually start implementing
more horror movies for families.
Like what we were watching last night.

(17:06):
Silent night, deadly night.Oh, yeah. That's good.
Okay. That was. That was scary.It'll be good.
Christmashorror is an interesting genre, for sure.
It's a very niche ish.
Yeah.
It's just usually, like, cheesy,though, aren't they?
Like the pretty, like, horror kind of.
Oh yeah. That one's.
That one's good though. It's cheesy.
Jack Frost was good,but I think like Michael Keaton
and I know not Michael Keaton. Yeah.That's scary. Fuck yeah.

(17:28):
Oh my gosh, this, thing on Facebook whereit's like, make sure you pick the right
Jack Frost this year when you'resitting around because there's the two.
And if you rent or rent itfrom like blockbuster back in the.
Day, I mean, one's heart wrenchingand the other one.
Is kind of heart.Wrenching as Michael Keaton.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
But no.
But like, that movie is sad as hell.
That is. Oh, Jack Russell.

(17:48):
I think that's likeone of the first movies to.
Make me fuck me up when I was a kid.Yeah, yeah. Like, damn, I don't.
I didn't tear up as a kid. I'm like,I whatever.
You guys. Are so.
Tarzan and Tarzan, you'll be in my
little.
What's the matter with this?
That's literally the two moviesthat made me and my brother do.
Right.
Well,I mean, Jack Frost, the Tarzan made us.
Really?I don't know, we were just Tarzan tired.

(18:09):
Yeah, it was our time of the month.
Yeah, we we were in Saint.
We were twins. Oh. Christ.
You know, it's weird.
I always thought was weird
not to make fun of my sister,but she was when she was a little kid.
Of all the movies that scared her,all the different things
that you could watch, all the differentDisney villains and everything.
She watched them all.
But who scared herwas the villain from The Aristocats,
the butler, Edgar.

(18:30):
She was later literallythis little girl being like, eager.
She was scared.
What's the matter?
I'm scared of agar.
Agar agar.
Yeah, it was really, really funny.
And it was like I as her six years olderbrother, had to, like, try to not laugh
at that and like, make her feel better,you know, like, oh, it's okay.
Agar is not going to come and get you. Or.

(18:51):
That's a great movie for you in a sack.
It was love that one. Yeah.
Oh that's funny. Yeah.
What was why what scared me as a childRonald McDonald scared the hell out of me.
I mean, that's fair.He still scares the hell out of me. Yeah.
Look, clowns,I know I got a weird connect poster.
Yeah. I don't know what happened with youand Ronald.
Oh, something wasawakened. Oh, I love clowns.

(19:12):
And pet cemetery.
Oh, that was a freaky one.
That one messed me up fair.
Actually, when I was, when I was younger,
one of the movies that disturbed mewas the Green Mile.
There's a lot of disturbing things,some very adult themes in that.
And it was freaky.
I remember being like, horrified, properlyhorrified as a kid.
Yeah.That's like, I'm not gonna be a murderer.
I'm not going to jail.
Walk in the.
Part where he they don'tthey don't soak the sponge or whatever.

(19:34):
And I go, oh my, if you know, you know,that's terrible.
Human ghostwriter.
Oh my God, I'm sorry.
This is the cage the bitch play.
Mom, I listen to a podcastwhere it was like,
20 or 30, like botched death sentence.
Oh that's up.
Some of them are hilarious. Hilarious. Oh,

(19:57):
well, like
it just in a way, you were one of themwas some unfortunate.
I'll just say one,that there's an execution or trigger.
Word to trigger a trigger warning.A trigger warning.
He had a very dull, blade
as it was used to decapitate,you know, this, inmate.
So he was sitting there swinging,and I think it was actually an older
lady who kept wiggling whileshe was there, like, you can't give me.

(20:21):
Oh, this thingand hitting her back and she.
Dude.
And then the crowd was so pissed offthat he was doing such a botch job.
They started stoning him.
Oh my God, that's a bad day.
It was rocks at him.
He had to take cover.
He had to go. I'm out of here.Because the whole angry.
This turned into an angry mobwho wanted him done.

(20:42):
Like, yeah, I came to an execution.
My children's here.
I didn't come to watch thisbotched bloody mess for good.
Good money for eating popcorn.Their children. And then.
So someone just got up on stage and just,oh, do it and finished the job.
Oh, my
Jesus.
Right.
Then there was a lot of the, the,
the sponge one where they didn't realizeit has to be a certain sponge.

(21:05):
You can't just go to a dollar store,which is what they did, and bought
a cheap sponge and S.O.S.
pad or something like that.
Stuck a dollar store to it,and it took so long. It.
And that is. Horrific.
And from the outside I. Dude, no.
Third degree burns.
And he didn't really die until way later.
Oh my God, that. Was.
So bad.
Was able to say something happenedwith the lethal injection.

(21:28):
It didn't actually work.I think they did it twice.
So they said, okay, here you go, lethal.
And then you still just wait.
What is we still doing here? Yeah.
So Aussie. No. Oh my God.
They've tried to euthanize Aussie lethal.
Injection to himself.
Yeah, but this guy, he did itand they said okay well back to yourself.
So then he goes there you next,

(21:48):
Your next execution.
Better luck next time. Yeah.
And then he did it.
It beat the system. He did.How do you feel?
You they let the after, twiceor three times with some claws
or something like that.
He actually got to go. What, that. Yeah.
He got to go.
Yeah. Beat the odds.
Well, I guess you're an immortal demonvampire lord.
So that's going ahead. So. Sorry. Free?

(22:10):
Yeah.
We didn't mean any disrespect. Yeah.
I didn't realize you were an alien.
Yeah. Jeez. Well. You're a tough guy.
But this is the Christmas episode,am I right?
Yeah. So there.
Their sentence is to take lethal
injection doses, not to die.
So it was.
I can't remember what it was,but I think after, x amount,

(22:33):
It was.
Yeah. I guess you're a witch.
I guess you can go.
Most at a point where it was
because there's ethics that go into itand some point, and I've heard
that the lethal injectionis actually quite painful,
especially if the dose is not right.
And it'sand if you're not under or whatever,
if you're not, sleep first,I'm pretty sure.
And then they go to the the it's likeputting I'm pretty sure whatever it.

(22:53):
Yeah whatever it
I don't know how it kills you,but it kills you so it can't feel great.
No, no.
Like on the inside.
Yeah. Yeah.Like the chair can't feel great.
Guillotine probably doesn't feel too nice.
I feel like it feels barbaricto do the firing squad thing, but
I feel like that's what I would kind ofwant, like, just fucking make sure.
Yeah, yeah. Two in the head, one leg bone.

(23:14):
And that way nobody has to be the oneto have done it necessarily or whatever.
That's why they all shoot at onceand stuff like, oh no.
It's one in the leg, two in the head,so they can't run away.
Well, I'm not going to probablyhave anywhere to go.
Around you, right?
Oh wait. No, they don't surround you.
They do it like.
Right, sweetie, I just circle.
All right.

(23:34):
You got your knee pads on. All right?
We're going to kill this guy.Aim for that. Yeah.
Not my head. Yeah.
Oh my God.
And then. We stopped doing that.
Yeah, yeah, but they dolook to the line formation after that.
I guess I got a fact check.I came here a little.
It's been a while, but I'm pretty surethey still had a guillotine in use
in the state somewhere up until the 90s.

(23:57):
Oh, really?
Like super fast.
I would have said, like,we have to fact check,
but I feel like it was likethe 70s in France or something.
But I could be wrong.
But I'm just maybe you guysgo back into it. Your thing.
Was it just for nostalgia?
Let's talk about Christmas again.
It was nostalgia.
My dad was trapped on the block andmy daddy before was chopped on the block.
And that's the wayI'm going out and don't. Don't you think?

(24:17):
See you in here.
For how many seconds?
Like, like a secondsafter something like that?
Well, no one knows because.
Yeah, it's not like they're like.
It's hard to talk to the head.
There's no lungs to push speech through.
So they're not going to say anything.
Yeah.
Oh you're right.It was 77. So maybe it was something.
I remember it well.
Yeah I remember that.

(24:37):
Oh well yes.
The last punishment was outlawed in 1981.
I had to jump on stage.
And finish the job.
I wasn't working like crazy.
Cool.
Okay. Tyler,did you bring Christmas story?
No. Not the one timeyou don't write a ridiculous story.
Yeah, I know. That, bro.
And, Let's see what I should have written.
Written you a ridiculous storythat you can read that.

(25:00):
That would have been great.
And then he wiped peanut butterall over his eyeballs.
And then he talked to Mrs. Jones about.
I just. Did you pee in my planter,Mrs. Jones?
She said no to me,he said, lifting weights above her head.
Yeah, you caught me.
I just see how ridiculous I could.
That was an excerptfrom your last writings, I think.
I wish if I remember.
That was close.It was very good. I'm just paraphrasing.

(25:22):
Yeah, yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Like a peanut butter eyebrow incident.Yeah. Hi.
Yeah, I might have been fooled.
Me? Yeah. Wipe it on your cheeks.Your ears.
Bring up.
You're in though,because I have this Christmas story.
Oh. What grade,what grade was this? Oh urine.
Urine grade two.
Grade two.
That we were doing the big Christmas playin front of everybody on the stage

(25:44):
and about, like,
30 minutes before I told my teacher,when we're getting into costumes,
I'm like,I have to go to the bathroom right now.
She's like, stool, oh,go on stage right now.
And that's your teacher.And that teacher learned something.
Oh yeah.
So anyways, yeah,I pissed in front of like, everybody.
And I was like embarrassed.
I was just like, pissed off. I'm like,yeah, literally it's. Yeah.

(26:05):
No, I thought, oh no, Eddie pissed off.
I tried to go be. Yeah, literally.
So that term came fromwas Rachel's second recital.
Exactly.
And ever since that day,I hated Christmas.
You know?
But I was a Scrooge for a long time until,like, the last few years, to be honest.
Really? Yeah. Being with Tyler.
So you associated thatwith a terrible incident on stage?

(26:27):
Oh, Christmas. Well, that I don't know.
You said you were a Grinch after that.
Oh, no.I've always. That occurred. To me. Okay.
It was because something. Missed aroundthat time.
Oh, obstruction of things. Right?
Yeah. It's all good.
Yeah. It's all good now.
No, I'm starting to like Christmas morebecause I'm just, like,
not focusing on all the bits of Christmas,like consumerism, this
and that and just focusing,focusing more on like,

(26:48):
what it is that I do like about Christmasand doing those things.
I very much approve of that.
I really like thatmy family's doing a similar thing
where it's just like,why are we stressing?
Like there shouldn't be stress.
Like, I don't need presents so bad.
You don't need presents so bad.
Like we just need to be togetherand eat good food and have a nice time.
Yeah, yeah. Drinks.
Drinks and whiskey. Yeah.

(27:09):
And that, that becomes
now Christmas becomes this fun thingthat we look forward to again
instead of like,oh shit, it's almost here.
We haveI am grown, I am, I am ducks in a row.
I don't have all my presentsand all the things.
And you know, we didn't,you know, do enough.
It always feels like
there's this weird culture of like, oh,I didn't do enough presentation.
And especially if you have a big family
and you're like, in the upper middle classor even like Rich, it's

(27:30):
just about rubbing your dickagainst the rest of your family. What
Christmas is all about is all about.
And maybe you want to trya different metaphor.
This ways I know what everybody else'sChristmas is all about.
Yeah, I look forward to itless and less every year. I.
Shouldbut yeah, it's basically showboating.

(27:50):
Like yeah okay. Yeah.Let's bring out the good wine.
Like the shattering of the pop.
And oh and let's make the big.
That's what you.
Oh, and I got you thisbecause I'm rich and I'm
a successful record label agent guy,I don't know.
I mean, what do you do?
Right. Suppose you are wealthy, right?
And you want to give backsome of some Christmas cheer
because you knowyou have enough to share. Right?

(28:11):
But do you not?
Probably shouldn't be ever, ever.
But fair enough.But what would you do? Right?
Like, is it worse to just be miserlyand not share your bounty?
Or is it better to open up your home
and have a nice dinner for everybodyand have a perspective?
Expensive wine right?
It depends what the intention is like,what kind of person it is.
Yeah, there's lots of people that will tryand like and it's.

(28:33):
Just just flexing. All yearround. It's flexing.
Yeah. What you said.
But then you like, you see those familiesthat are like like well off and like up
until like the whole monththey've just been stressing
about like this dinnerwith all our family and all this.
And they like the, the husband and wifeare yelling at each other because.
Somebody's to. Go pick this.None of that worth it. Blah, blah, you.
Know. No, none of that sort.
It's like, oh. We're actually all goodand we're totally together and happy.

(28:55):
That's a very British thing. Yeah.
I mean like.
English thing to do that and Irish,I feel like it's a very, just Anglo thing
to just be like, everything's fine here.
We weren't just screaming at each otherfive minutes before you got here and,
you know,like trying to keep up appearances.
So yeah, Christmas does do sort ofbring that out.
I guess there's people feelthey have to be performative.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.

(29:15):
But that's, that is too bad.
But I think everybody couldprobably just relax.
But I mean, wouldn'tyou feel like just to go back
to the shedding of the popthat you're talking about? Right.
So like, suppose right that you know thatthis, like, well-off doctor
uncle of yoursthat you're having Christmas dinner at,
you know,he's got the good shit in the cabinet,
but he busts outjust the regular box wine for you.
You know, a. Couple of you.

(29:36):
Who is you. Going to be like.
Hey, Isn't it Christmas?
You know, like,come on, man, like, isn't it Chris?
You almost feel like he's like,I'm kind of wasted.
So I feel like you're.
If you're a wealthy person, you'rekind of stuck with a dichotomy of do I.
Yeah.
Do I, you know, am I should I be generousand make people feel potentially
like they have less and like I'm flexingand like they don't have enough?

(29:58):
When you'rereally not trying to be an asshole,
you're just trying to sharebecause you feel fortunate.
Yeah.
So it's kind of tough just I'd sayon both sides, give, give people a break.
You know, like if somebody looks likethey're flexing, just remember that.
What else would theydo? You know, what should you do.
It is a special occasion.
I've been to a couple people where I don'tnecessarily know it's flexing
or if it's just good hospitality,I just enjoy.

(30:20):
I go and I'm like,you know what, flex away.
I want to drink good. So hell yeah.
Exactly. Yeah.
Just, put that, yeah, single malt backand I'll have a, grower's.
Yeah, yeah, I'll have it be humblegrowers. Yeah. Be humble. Yeah.
I get the two leaders out.
Yeah, yeah. No. Fair enough.
But, Yeah. Okay, cool.
So you guys, do you have any moreChristmas cheer stories?

(30:41):
I mean, that was,I mean, Christmas cheer stories.
What else?
So, yeah, I could probably think ofsome stuff, but what are you going to say?
I want to hear, like,everyone's more like,
I don't know, staple, like,Christmas memories.
Okay.
One of them that really sticks outfor me would be Christmas 93.
Because.
Yeah, because I. Yeah.Because I'm old as hell.
And I remember, remember it was one of myfirst Christmases that I remember.

(31:02):
And I remember that my parentsgot a video camera back in the day,
like to a film that was one ofthe first ones that we filmed.
And so it really stuck in my mindbecause I watched it again afterwards.
Right.
But I remember because I really wantedthe Megazord from Power Rangers so bad.
And I got it this fucking like,awesome Megazord that, like,
the legs and arms, came apart,like, into all the different the vehicles.

(31:25):
Vehicles. Yeah. I was so sick, dude.
And, I also got like, same
height, like a foot tall, like Red Ranger.
Nice.
That was really dope that his,like, blasters that he had actually fit
in the back of Lego legs and you could,like, set them up like turrets.
So that was really dope.
And what else I got like a, like a sword
that I thought was a Power Ranger sword,but it's just like a glowy sword

(31:47):
that I was, like, doing, like, cuttersin the bedroom after, like, yo, cool.
Like it's so tight.
I just remember thatI got like a train set and shit.
I just remember like,because because it was filmed
that I remember Christmas 93 very well.
Not over the next. Yeah.
It was the yearthe the Wii came out and I was like,
the big thing back at the backthat whenever. Oh, damn.

(32:09):
Oh. And it was impossible.
And they were impossible to get.
And this was at the point where my brotherand I were a little older.
So we'd, like,
tell our parents directly, like, yeah,this is what we want for Christmas. And,
we were
like, oh, like, can we get a we like,that would be so cool.
And like, leading up to Christmasappeared to be like, no, we can't get one.
Like, sorry, kids like,you know, whatever.

(32:29):
And then, Christmas morningcomes and we're, like, opening our gifts
and then like,
there was like,
I think it was our last gift that we thatwe saw under the tree really opening it.
And it's like a game where, like,we don't have this.
Yeah. No. You shit. Sneaky cigaret.
And then like, from behind the couch,like, pulls out of.
One more and.
We, we found out later that my mom had,

(32:51):
like, gone to the super store, like,really early in the morning.
Guys came out to, like, pick it up for us.
No, it was just like, really sweet of.Oh, so.
That's like a cool Christmas memoryfor me.
It would've been hilariousif you like sneaks in and pulls it out.
It's an N64 forlike, dad, you idiot. Yeah.
Amen.
Is that not the same thing?
I remember getting my N64
when on my like ten daysafter my 10th birthday or whatever.

(33:12):
Like so all my birthday I got it, the N64and it was like the Donkey Kong
Green Edition one. So sick.
And then the, for ten dayslater on my birthday was,
I got the Ocarina of Time, like Zeldaplus another controller.
So that was like a major Christmas also.
And that was how you spentthe rest of being ten.
Yeah, absolutely.
He had Donkey Kong and Zelda foreverafter that.

(33:34):
Yeah, yeah.
Tyler,what's your most memorable Christmas time?
Okay.
I think Cranbrook was onewhen we went to Cranbrook,
and I think we got a trainset to be, like, played around.
Oh, when we got switched. Yeah.
We got. Yeah. Because were bad.
We got the the whip upside the ass.
Yeah I. Remember wow.
No none of. That upside the ass. Yeah.
No upside. She's she's

(33:56):
So that one was
good I think very similar to you.
We when we were kids used to always.
Our dad would always videotape Christmasevery year.
Very grateful that they did that. Yeah.
So it was pretty good.
It was a whole production. Yeah,it was all set up.
So that's awesome. It's family.
I mean, I'm curious to see what those arebecause I haven't watched those.

(34:18):
Dude, I bet it's such a fun thingto watch. Like.
Oh, yeah, you should check them out again.I remember I love watching that stuff.
Yeah, cheesy with the family stuff.
Oh yeah.
Screaming over some toy like,oh man, I wish I could get that excited
over some frivolous. Right.
You just get like.
What did.
You did you get it was a big one for us.
To hell,
yeah.
Did your parents ever, like,
what did your parents doto make the magic feel real?

(34:40):
Like my parents. One one time. Pardon me.
I came outand there was like, black footprints,
like big boot prints in from the ash,like from the soot or whatever.
So they've.
They had takenmy dad's work boots or whatever and, like,
put it in the ash and then madebig footprints and like, oh, look, Daniel.
There's that's.
Looks like he was here, you know, like inthe cookies are all gone and stuff.
Right.
And we would always leave a carrot for aRudolph, you know, and all that stuff.

(35:03):
It was basically cookies and milk for uswas the main thing is that.
But don't forget a carrotfor the reindeer.
There's always that.
Do you remember?I think that was in Cranbrook or whatever.
We both were woken up.
I think the city might haveset this up with this.
Santa Claus comes zooming downand down the road and Merry
Christmas like I think it was like a fakeSanta, though.
It was like creepy.He wasn't real. Creepy.

(35:24):
It was. I think it was just like,literally like a Walmart thing.
And it was it was like audio on a cloud.
Yeah. Santa drone.
Yeah. Pretty much virtual. Like,that's not real.
So we were asleep.
It was dark.
And then like,I can't remember who it was,
but a family member came and said,oh, Santa is coming by.
You got to wake up.So woke me and Dylan up.
And then we opened the doorand it was just
the streets were dark and just you'd seelike our doors opening up.

(35:45):
And then all of a sudden, Merry Christmas,Santa flies by.
Oh my God. Yeah, I don't. Know what he wason. He's probably on like,
a 4x4.
I thought you. Know. A substance was.
I don't know what he was.
He was an angel back inside.
That's not the real Santa.
Oh, my God, it's not.
You see, when I was a kid. Like.

(36:06):
It's funny, the suspension of beliefyou'll do when you're a kid
to keep believing in Santa.
Like even the mall Santas.
I never I don't think I ever remember
a single timeever thinking that was really Santa.
Like, I was always like,that's just a dude
with a fake beard and a fake suit, and I.
And I get it.
Yeah,but he's the Santa that I'm talking to
right now, and he's going to relay itto the real guy.

(36:26):
Yeah.
Like that was kind of always the thought,right?
Like, so you know in your heartthat that's not really Santa
who just arrived in the helicopterfrom the Coast Guard Christmas party.
Yeah. No, you.
You know, like that'snot really the man himself,
but he is the representative of Santa,so we're going to treat him as such.
You know, he's got centers. On December12th.
He's hanging out in the middle of a Sears.Yeah, yeah.
He has important things to do.

(36:46):
Even as a kid I was like,
I know that there's just toomany fucking kids to spend time like this.
He's wasting a lot of time here
with each kid on his knee going,what, what, what would you like?
Meanwhile, he should be doing that.
There need to be a million Santasin order for this to actually work.
I even knew that as a kid, Santa knows.
Maybe it's one. Degree.Wow. We're so fortunate. Yeah, that's.
Really lucky that he actually made it outto Abbotsford or whatever.

(37:09):
We're so fortunateto each of those places.
You could have.Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny.
Rachel, what's yours?
See, Mexico for one year,my dad took me and my sister to Mexico.
That was a lot of fun because it was just,like, so out of, like, the USU.
No, no, because it was like.
Because with my parents divorce,of course,

(37:29):
it was like backand forth for a little bit.
But then when you took us over there,it was like, nice.
Just a little change of scenery, wentswimming, gotten to live by mosquitoes.
My ties. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A lot of us.
Yeah, yeah. And churros.So many good churros.
All ice rolls over.
It was so good.
But, yeah, I also grew up hearing.
Christmas song churros for Christmas.
Yeah.
I, I was like, oh, that might beanother Tyler original color.

(37:52):
Yeah. Me too. Yeah.
But yeah.
And then I of coursegrew up with like the home videos too.
So I love watching those every year.And I still haven't seen your guys's.
Yeah, I haven't seen those since I thinkthey literally got into the camcorder
and my dad's like action cut and in a boxand they're like, we would need
the original camcorder.

(38:14):
Need to play a VCR or no, no,because it was just,
it was the tiny one mini cassette.
It's a mini cassette. And you can,you can the.
People at home are screaming right nowover tubs.
No it's not, it's a
it's good.
Podcasting is what that is. Oh, classic.
But there is a device my mom usesto, like, convert them to digital.
So you convert it exactly. Yeah.
We just need to do that.

(38:35):
I probably should start doing that.
But then you find out that even CDscan, like, degrade over time.
It's like, goddamn it, nothing is nothing.
Nothing can escape farther times.Nothing is forever.
Hold. Embrace. Yeah. Nothing is forever.
That's right.
Even the.
Internet's the James Bond song.
Nothing is Forever.
Diamonds.
Well, anyways, what time we go right now?
Isn't it time for an ad heredoing our sponsor today?

(38:58):
It's,
it's buddy's Jingle Bell cookie company.
Oh, I thought it was the Charcoal Bros.
Those guys that. Are.
They both. Give you the lumps of.Culture is buddies.
Jingle Bell Cookie Company, that one.
They use buddy'sjingle bell cookie company.
Buddy's jingle bell cookie company.
Cookies that jingle.
Yeah, yeah, they got bells.

(39:18):
But that's right.
May or may not have contained lead.
Ooh. If you are lucky, you will hearthe jingling of your cookies.
It's another German tale.
That's right. Jingling cookie man.That's right.
You can hear the man's cookiesjingling as his sack.
And as he rolls down the streetwith his sack.
So, yeah, you guys are going home
with some jingle and cookies,so you're welcome.

(39:38):
Nice. That's for sure.
Careful.
True dentistry bills are notwithstanding.
That's true.
And then the charcoal brothers, they,they did a valiant effort.
There's a lot of a lot of lumps of coalare required.
Yes. Yeah.
The fossil fuel industrytakes a heavy hit around Christmas.
Yeah. So support your local,charcoal company, please.
Yeah. Is that a fossil? Fuels?

(39:58):
Our charcoal is. I'm an idiot.I don't know what that is.
I thought it was just burntrock. It's just coal.
Yeah, it was not a fossil fuelbecause it was not made out of fossils.
Anyways,
That's a hard rock.
Well, anyways, thanks.
Definitely.
We're very dumb, so moving on. Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for, Did you guyspartner with George's gummy galoshes?

(40:20):
We did, we do. That's actually a secret.
That's supposed to. Yeah, that's athat's a deal.
We're still working.Yeah, we're we're ironing it out.
George.
George is yet to get back to us, actually.
But talk about his gummy galoshes.
They look delicious. Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah.
We're getting so many sponsors.We're shoe and a half of them away, man.
You want to come in?
You want to come into thisChristmas season? Nice and quiet.
George's got me galoshes.

(40:42):
The kids won't hear you coming.
Which squish. What's that noise?
Cramp is choice.
Yeah. You can. Hold yourself.
You can hold yourself up in a chimney.
With the grip.
Classic, classic.
Okay, cool. Thanks. Rain don't get wet.
I like, I we don't have to resetthe camera, so we don't need a ad.
No, we don't, but you don't. Have to stop.
But it is fun to do.I just wanted to hit you with one.

(41:02):
But the Santa. Yeah, it is,but no, no it's not.
No, it's not real money.Yeah. That's right.
Yeah I see because we need to make a breakin the footage because the camera stops.
Yeah. Dollar dollar bills y'all.Yeah. Come.
They're coming in. Cool.
Ton of real sponsors. Awesome.Tons of them.
Okay, well, I have a good story.
I manifested.

(41:24):
So this one is actually kind of crazy.
The Christmas Eve nightmare.
The Covina massacre. You would do this?
Yeah. Trigger warning again.
But, yeah. Trigger trigger, a triggertrigger. You know, my mom listens to this.
Just forget that.
Just just close your earsfor five seconds and.
Right. Okay. She's done.
She did it.
She did it.
Okay, good. Okay.
Okay. Yeah. Close your ears.

(41:47):
How do you do that?
The snail.
Is. I'm sorry.
I know you're not. You're lovable.Anyways.
Yes. We continue I digress.
Talk about my mom.
She's,
one of the most gruesome holidaycrime cases happened in California.
The Covina massacre. A real life
horror story unfolded on ChristmasEve in 2008, in Covina, California.

(42:09):
Bruce Jeffrey Pardo,
donning a Santa Claus costume,executed a plan of revenge and destruction
that would leave an indeliblemark on the community and the nation.
You say Pardo or Hado Pardo?
Yeah. It's not Eldorado.
No. Yeah.
Tell Pardo.
It's Pardo. Yeah. So you came to the door.
But this is really sad.
The eveningstarted with a festive atmosphere

(42:31):
as the Ortega familygathered for Christmas Eve dinner.
But the holiday cheerturned into unimaginable terror
when Pardo,the ex-husband of Silvia Ortega, arrived
armed with multiple firearmsand a homemade flamethrower,
Pardo unleashed a barrage of bulletson his former in-laws.
His rampage didn't end with the shooting.
He then used a flamethrower
to set the Ortega's houseablaze, ensuring total destruction.

(42:52):
The aftermath was devastating.
Nine members of the Ortega family,
including Sylvia, lost their lives eitherfrom gunshot wounds or from the fire.
Oh my God left a community in shockand mourning, struggling to comprehend
such a brutal act on what should have beena peaceful holiday party,
and came hours later at his brother'shome, where he died by the s-word.
The tragic event,
which was the deadliest mass shootingin Los Angeles County at the time, forever

(43:15):
changed the lives of the Ortega familyand the community of Covina.
When was this?
28, 2000. Wow.
That's so terrible.
Yeah, a flamethrower that's not nice.
That's unhinged.
Yeah, that's that's.
Obviously a massacre is unhinged.
But like, yeah, that's extra.
Yeah. Shooting at peopleis unhinged at all. Yeah.
But that guy was.

(43:36):
Yeah. Had abut had a scary psycho plan. Yeah.
He didn't knowhe did not have a Santa suit. Yeah.
He didn't really use dress.
Dawn to Santa suit.
That is cheese balls.
Really unfortunate part of that washe ended up killing his own kids as well.
Nine other people.
It doesn't specify who,but listen to this on I think Dateline.
I think they were like childrenand it was just the in-laws.

(43:57):
It was all family there. Dumped. Datelinealways ahead of us.
Now they're always one. Step ahead.
One up guys.
Yeah. Innovative.
Dateline got to, Do that. Savage.
That is crazy.
It's the sort of thingthis reminds me of the Halloween one.
The terrible, terrible Halloweenone that you told us.
It's like people are this cheesy,you know, like werewolf costume.
Yeah.

(44:18):
Like when they're when they're, like,unhinged enough
to do, like,such a despicable, horrendous act.
But they're also cheesy enoughto do it in a weird costume or something.
I mean, until, like,
make it, make it more horrificwith the weird, like, sadistic shit.
Like it's so cheesy.
But like,I think that werewolf one was a good idea

(44:38):
only because, like,everybody was dressed in costumes
at night,so it just was like a fur disguise.
More so.
Yeah, but the jack lanternand all the, like, the theatrics of it,
like all the stuff to it, right?
Like it. Was just,it was just happened that they.
Because they carved jack lanternthat day, the family that he murdered.
And it just so happened to be right wherethe baby newborn was cut out of the womb.
I don't think so.

(44:59):
I think that he set it up to be a toyanyway.
It's like it's the final touch. Yeah,but if they're gonna. Make a movie.
About why he didn'twear a Santa suit to blend in.
No, you know, like that'swhat it could have been. Anybody, you.
Know, like Santa is a really good chancethat that's going to be probably
the last mood you probably alreadyhave. The s-word in mine.
You already have.This is your last hurrah.
Oh for sure. People are showmenand they're.

(45:21):
Yeah, they're trying to leave a marks.And they're like.
Hey, look, I mean, we're talking about it,right? Yeah.
That is unfortunatelylike the goal with this.
That was why he did that.
I'm sure a lot of people have killedtheir families before, but maybe not.
In the Santa suit in.
The Christmas fashion.
Yeah. With athey're not a case in Victoria.
Someone get murdered in one Christmas.
There was.
Oh, yeah.

(45:42):
I remember something about this. Yeah.
It was a rich family,a camera. Who told us about this?
It was a rich family.It was. It was basically.
And they split upand the wife was going to take
the guy's half the money,and he ended up like having the kids over.
And I think he ended up doing.Yeah, for the kids.
It wasn't a big long story,but yeah, something like that happened
like 20 years ago.
That's very tragic when people are pushedlike people who already obviously

(46:04):
have some kind of chemical imbalanceto the point of where
their empathy is ruined and they can't seehow horrific it is, what they're doing,
or there's what,so distraught that they are
at the point of likenot caring about someone else?
Like, how does you I don't know, obviouslypeople have to go through something
pretty fucked up in orderfor their empathy to just.
Be zero. Disappear like that.

(46:25):
And it's like, how do youhow do you hurt a child?
How do you hurt?
You're an innocent child.
Like,how do you hurt your own people like that?
I understand if you wantto shoot your uncle or something.
Yeah, sorry. We all. That. And
we'd like to.
See people like that.
I don't have one anyone in mind, but.
Yeah,but I'm saying. Close your eyes, mom.
Close your eyes.
I don't I hate to say it,but there's just something easier.

(46:47):
Or maybe it's Hollywoodthat has done this to us,
but maybe it's, like,easier to see a dude.
You feel like a dude deserves it morewhen they get killed.
More so than, like,some poor little kid, you know, like.
See a dog get hurt.
I'm like,oh no, oh no, I get dogs and kids. Yeah.
You see a guy get hurt.
You're like,yeah, we've been conditioned to see
dudes get hurt all the time, but like.
And that's what it usually comes down to.

(47:07):
I think it's just a man whothen when he loses his wife,
his kids,it comes down to the emasculating thing.
And he's,
probably he feels like
this is the only way to redeem myself.
They've done it. She's done this.
And then he'll put usually put the spinon. This is her fault.
Well, for the record, they're very wrong.

(47:28):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
The worst wayyou could ever try to display being manly.
I think it's the opposite.
And they want to cut tieswith their family.
So they're like, I want to, you know,wipe off part every part of this woman.
Yeah, sure.
We are part of the, Hang on, girly.
Part of the thing is, just like you,I feel like with a dude, you feel like he.

(47:49):
He did something,
you know, he did something in his lifethat, you know,
even if he were, you're such ahe was such a good guy in a movie.
If I see, like, a priest get killed,
I'm like, yeah,that guy was probably a fuckface.
Like, whatever.
But if I see a kid get hurt or killed,it's like, dude, no,
they couldn't have been.They couldn't have deserved it.
They're a. Kid, right? Right.
No, they they were innocent, right?
That's why I feel thatit's like they're an innocent, right?

(48:10):
Totally.
So it's just hard to seethat kind of shit happen.
It's like,how can you lump your children in?
I understand being so angry at adultsthat you want to kill them.
I understand,but being so upset and distraught
that you want to hurt a child,it doesn't compute like that.
That's a deeper wrong.
You're you're brokenlike your brains broke.
That for the health insurance in Americayou hear about that.
Way most people feel like it's a joke,right?

(48:32):
Like most people are like, yeah, that'swhat the fuck you.
Hear about that?
The the CEO of, I think,one of the biggest health insurance,
health care insurance.
People that basically withhold moneyfrom people for a living all the time.
Right.
And most people, you know.
Went rogue, shot him in the head when hewas leaving his hotel or something and.
Killed them.
He had a big plan tothere were words carved into the bullets.

(48:53):
It was like denied to depose.
And something else.
It was like, delay.
Delay, deny and depose. Yeah, if.
You delay. It, William Dafoe.
Of giving them,like the health care insurance
if they're on their way out anyway.
So they that's why they delay itso you can die.
So they. Right.
And so people'smothers are suffering from cancer
and stuff without the treatment they needbecause they're trying to save money.

(49:15):
And so now this guy basicallyjust whoever it was that killed him,
you know, the face of this companybasically got killed.
It reminds me a bit oflike a real starving artist.
Okay.
This is like, obviously
the stakes are much lower for artists,which is why people don't pay artists.
But. Right.
This is the same as if a starving artistshot the CEO of Spotify,
because they have ruinedthe music industry for everyone.

(49:37):
I mean, but instead it's much, much,much more personal because people's
mothers have cancer and stuff like that.
And so you were deniedmy mother cancer treatment
because you're trying to save money.
Well, it servesyou right that you get shot if you know.
The feedback on Facebook, people.
Mostly celebratingsomeone like this is death, right?
This is a person like,what kind of person do you want to be?

(49:59):
What amount of moneywould it take in your bank account
before you are okay with the entiretyof humanity celebrating your death?
Yeah. Yeah right.
Like fuck him and he deserves itand he stays dead.
Is that your legacy?
You want to leave?
Like all your allyour family is, like, sad
that you're gone,but they're watching as the memes roll in.
Like you deserve it, you motherfucker.
You know what I mean? Like, oh, my God,that I don't.
Don't think that's a good trade.

(50:20):
I think I'd rather have less moneyand the approval of all of my race.
That's a good mark in my short time. Now,some people don't care.
Some people really don't carewhat other humans think,
and they're just a means to an end andthey can just make money off of humans.
And those people are not somethingI can relate to.
Here for a good time.Not a long time, yeah, I guess. Yeah.
Okay, I have one more, story.

(50:40):
Real scrooges to bring it around.
Christmas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's.
Yeah, that's. Yeah,that's how we relate there.
Have a bunch of scrooges. Yeah.
Okay.
So this is the Christy Badu case.
A Christmas of superstition and tragedy.
Of course.
Of course. Yeah. And tragedy.
It can never. Happen.
It can never just be a happy time.
We do know
the tragic case of Christy Barber,a 15 year old boy from Paris reveals

(51:03):
a harrowing story of superstition, tortureand murder unfolding during the 2010
Christmas season in London.
Trigger tree trigger warning.
Thank you. Again, Christy Snow. With his.
Yeah.
I mean, we say it once, it's like,yeah, just prepare.
Just be warned.
Christy, along with his siblings,was visiting their elder sister
Maggie Babu and her boyfriend Eric Bixby.

(51:25):
Their names. Okay.
They're important namesthat everyone should remember. Yeah.
Never to be a test.
I called her Maggie instead of Magalie.So anyways.
And what initially seemed likea warm family reunion.
However, the visitquickly descended into a nightmare.
They're all descending into nightmareEric, influenced by beliefs and kin dokey,
a form of witchcraft
feared in their native democratRepublic of the Congo,
accused Christie and his siblingsof practicing the malevolent craft.

(51:48):
His obsessive accusation
soon focused solely on Christy,leading to a horrific ordeal.
Over several days, Christie was subjectto unspeakable torture
with knives, pliers,and even a hammer and chisel
under the guiseof an exorcism performed by.
It could be.
He thought, that
they were possessed and practicingsome kind of Congo witchcraft. Yes.
And then was doing somelike multiple hours or day.

(52:11):
He doesn't specify exorcismwith hammers and chisels.
How it gets into people'sheads. Yeah. Wow.
Magali, his own sister,stood by, failing to intervene.
So the sister, a 15 year old, was justlike, I'm not going to get involved.
What can you do?
I mean, fair? Yeah.
The abuse culminated in Christie's deathby drowning in a bathtub on Christmas Day.
The aftermath of this tragedy
saw both Magnoliaand Eric sentenced to life imprisonment.

(52:34):
Eric? Oh, dang.
Not a witch.
Never mind. Yeah.
Sorry. Can I take that? My bad.
Eric claimed brain damageinfluences, beliefs and Christie's
witchcraft, while Magali deniedany belief in dokey making her an action
in her brother's tortureall the more chilling.
The casehighlights the dangerous intersections
of superstition, familytrust and violence,
leaving a lasting impact on the communityand raising awareness

(52:54):
about the risk of such beliefs,leading to extreme violence.
Yeah, so I.
Wonder how many witches have been found.
It seems like they've killed millionsor whatever it was,
you know, tens of thousands.
I can't remember how many people diedin the woods.
Yeah, yeah,like like like just droves. Really.
Like all too many.
And I don't know that they ever foundwe're like, oh, we got one.
She won't die.

(53:14):
Look like what I know.
And then if you soundedlike such an expert on it as well,
then they're like, well,then you must be a witch. Yeah.
It's like that Simpsons was just about.
To say, you don't want to know too much.And I push you off this cliff.
And if you fall, you fall to a trueChristian, honorable death.
But if you fly away, then you willcome back here and we will imprison you.

(53:35):
Yeah. Or whatever. Yeah, yeah.
This is the logic of the.Yeah of the witch trials.
I've never quite understood it.
Yeah.
Imagine just knowing that, like, it'sall bullshit, but that we like
having the ability to basically slandersomeone to death.
Yeah.
You know, like you're like,oh, that my neighbor,
she keeps hanging your laundry
in the way of the sunset or whatever,and I try not to.
I use a witch.I don't know. How she got her white.

(53:57):
Juror.
My whites.
Yeah, yeah.Which, yeah, people were. Bored.
Then women were sent to insane asylumsinstead of the witch.
Yeah. She's not a witch.
She's just crazy.
That went well, I'm sure. Yeah,
absolutely.
Well, you know, I mean,people would only live to be 30,
40 years old, so it just seemed like less,you know, high stakes high school.

(54:19):
Pardon me?
Like, I mean, yeah, people's lifedidn't matter so much back then.
Yeah.You only lived to 40, so you were like 20.
You had a good run anyway.
Yeah. You, you halfnot long for this world anyway. Yeah.
I have a fun fact.
I'm pretty sure we all might knowthis, but,
it was the chilling true storyof the deadly white Christmas film set.
And the invisible killer.

(54:39):
You know, White Christmas, the movie
I love, like many households,regard White Christmas
as one of the most special holiday moviesever made.
But back in the day, Hollywoodfilm sets weren't as safe as they are now.
White Christmas is heraldsone of the most ultimate festive classics,
but filming in 1954 America movieposed a dangerous threat to the cast.
The infamous Christmas film wasthe biggest moneymaking movie of the year.
Holy crap.

(54:59):
Okay, going on and on and on and on,blah blah blah Bing Crosby.
So I don't track that, center on twoveterans, but the directors produce.
Okay, so 20th Century Fox lotprovided the backdrop for the iconic
train station scene, while the rest is setin the fictional town of Pine Tree
with idyllic scenes of snow.
But what the directors,
producers and actors didn't knowat the time was how potentially deadly

(55:19):
the fake snow on setcould be. In the earliest 20th century,
this was often used to imitate film sets.
Yeah, because it's waterproof.
Fireproof didn't melt as easy to handle,so they're just blowing asbestos around.
It tastes great.
Yeah. As snow.
So when you're watching White Christmasthat nobody. Uses this festive.
That's wild.
Yeah. That's like watching their
their like Christmas tree glowwith a nuclear reactor.

(55:41):
They're alllike warming their hands around like wow.
It was discoveredhow lethal and unsafe asbestos is.
The small fibers which are invisibleto the naked eye cause deadly.
Oh, that's so lung. Larynx and over.
I was just to say, if you look up IMDb,I wonder how many of those actors.
There's probably not bodies of cancer.
Probably all theyI think they all ended up
that was some wayrelated with complications.

(56:04):
So they're probably also Hoffman backa couple of camels
as they're breech these.
So it's the leastof their worries. Yeah. Yeah.
Nine out of ten dentists recommendyou smoke Winstons.
In fact, it may have kept the asbestosat bay in some way.
Yeah, some PA just put out that fire.
He'll get another couple yearsout of your lungs.
I was reading somewhere elsethat apparently

(56:24):
they used, like, corn flakes,and they like spray paint in white,
and they're like,no, it doesn't look real.
Oh. They tried to do with the snow.
So they're trying to use corn flakeslike painted white or something like that.
Who thought that was a good ideathere, sir?
Surely, surely something better.
Somebody who's never heard of asbestos.
Big Kellogg was trying to push that one.
Yeah. Big Kellogg?
Yeah. Big cornflake. Yeah.

(56:46):
Hollywood. Just buying all these, but.
I. Swear. It's the best fix.
No. Now we'll stick with this. Yeah.
So until Corn Pops came out.
Damn.
And then it was hailing.
Yeah. Okay.
Well, that's the bullets I have.
Rachel,do you want to, wrap us up with anything?
Because this is.This is your show. My show?

(57:08):
This is your show?
It was my show.
I would've been way more prepared.
Next time is your show. Sounds.
You can be prepared.
This time was just nothing.No one's looking to listen to this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's it.Except for you guys. Yeah.
Other than one guy, though.
What is everyone doing foryour Christmas? Is this. Oh, yes.
Yeah. So I want. To, like I said,keeping it simple.
I'm excited about keeping it real simple.
Just seeing the people that we loveeating really delicious food.

(57:30):
Maybe a couple drinks, smoke some weed,kick back, listen to some,
Christmas carols and such, you know, like,without being irritated by it.
Because I haven't been inundatedwith it in a retail job or anything, so
it still would be nice to hear some niceChristmas, some some Bing, and then also.
Some John and some McCartney. Elvis.
Yeah, absolutely. Exactly.
And, and,you know, watch the Christmas movies,

(57:52):
maybe go around, check out the lights.
What was I going to say?There's something else I was going to say.
But anyway. Yeah, you can come back.
What do you remember? Yeah.
And then we're doing Colonna.
We're going to float to see Stella.
Rachel do Cologne to.
Celebrate, boys.
Oh, that's what the hell. Yeah.
Christmas video is going to be here.
And, Oh, that's what I was going to say.Just what I want to watch.

(58:13):
I want to go and, like,dig out the Christmas videos.
I think that's
what I should do is try to dig outChristmas 93 and bust it out on them.
God let them know how we used to.Do how we did it.
The Megazord. Yeah, that's right.
True excitement. It's you guys.
We are going to do a couple things.
What are we going to do, Danny?
Well, my brother is going to come visit
from Vancouver,and we're going to hang out,
which we usually dofor Christmas every year.

(58:34):
And make me a nice dinner. Yeah.
So, you know, now I've been making a beefWellington, so I'm whole.
Hell, yeah,
that's about it.
You channel? Ramsey.
I was just going to ask you.
Hell, yeah. You got to do it. Oh, man.
I'm looking forward and. It works out.Have the good recipe.
Oh, hell yeah, the beef Wellington.

(58:55):
I want that, Ramsey.
We're just doing a turkey,I think. Turkey.
I'm excited about some turkeyand stuffing.
Just watch the classics.
We've already done gingerbread houses.
Oh, fun. Yeah.
Like I saw them over there, and I was,
we went to the effortsto decorating your carpet with some candy.
Yeah.
Nice sprinkles on the carpet.
The Grinch is special. And the Grinch is.

(59:16):
Sorry, the Grinch, especially my family,because when my mom was,
just about to give birth to me,the Grinch was on in the hospital room
or whatever,and she was watching the Grinch.
Like the day that I arrived on the planet.
So that was kind of like one of the.
Obviously the old 1966 one.
Yeah,the not the one with Jim Carrey. Boris.
Born in 2001.
Yeah. Right.

(59:36):
Yeah. Boris Karloff.
Yeah, I have Grinch facts.
Oh, Grinch facts.
My last thing
I actually was going to ask everybodywhat their favorite Christmas movie is.
Okay, well Grinch factsand then that okay,
Christmas movie Boris Karloffvoice changes when he speaks.
Or the Grinch.
Originally he spoke in his narrator voicethroughout.
After recording was complete,
his the highs in his voicewere mechanically removed by the Grinch,

(59:58):
giving him the gravelly voice.Okay, that's kind of boring.
That's cool though.
I guess that's kind of cool.They kind of Jeremy in one. Yeah.
Thurl Ravenscroft,
who sang the song, is bestknown as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
Numerous Frosted Flakes TV commercialsgo root.
Tony, Tiger sing the Grinch.
Yeah. That's actually really crazy.
I didn't know that.

(01:00:18):
I didn't either.
It kind of makes sense,I guess. Like, what's up?
What's up? One guy with the low voice.We'll just get him.
Yeah, yeah yeah. Great.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I got.Okay. Never mind. Grinch facts.
Favorite Christmas movies? Yes.
I really dig,
anything by Rankin Bass.
I'll drop it. Yeah.

(01:00:39):
What do you thinkthe biggest Christmas present ever was?
The Statue of Liberty.
Nice dude.
Nailed it. There we. Go. Socks.
Oh, the biggest sock.
Oh, no.
I thought the Red Sox.
Oh. What? People get the most?
Oh, the most purchased socks might bethe number one thing people get, though.
That's that's a fair. Guess, right?Nice count.

(01:01:01):
Okay. All right.Yeah. Big socks for the Statue of Liberty.
The biggest socks in the world.
And is where my mind went.
I'm like, did they have sockson? I don't think they needed such.
Does she have feet?
Yeah.
Crazy. Yeah. Anything by Reagan backyou go.
Underneathand it's just like fuzzy socks. Yeah.
It's gotta stay warm.
Yeah. Hell, yeah. Cold out there.
What about you?

(01:01:23):
Well, it's.
I think overall Santa Claus.
Tim Allen. Yeah. It's. Oh. Oh, yeah.
I was going to say Jack Frost, but, dude,the Santa Claus.
Oh, jeez. Santa Claus.
That is, is the best Christmas. Movie.Okay, good. I'm. Dude.
Good call.
The original Santa Claus. Hell, yeah.
Yeah, I seen it. A million.
I not one has nostalgia over itbecause we used to watch it with my mom

(01:01:44):
to, like, every year.
Dude, the deadbeat dadwho gets his shit together for Christmas.
That's such a good throw.
Yeah, yeah, until it's his child.
And, yeah,the authorities have to get involved.
Oh, yeah. Just time of time.
Oh. That's like the theme of the 90s.
Like divorce was like the thing.
Oh, yeah, like Mrs. Doubtfire.
I think there's like 1 or 2 other,like, shows and movies.

(01:02:05):
Or just child neglect.
Home alone was kind of, Yeah, challenging.
Like just a big Christmas thing.
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Kids got to deal with shit on their own.
Gotta grow up sometimes.
Got to murder ice burglars on their own.
Would it be so, like,I'm sure it's been done before,
but just like watching themjust die in the first trap.
Like.
Like just watching the full on, like,R-rated or X-rated version of this,

(01:02:28):
like Home Alone, where, like a bowlingball swings down or whatever paint can.
It's just completely kills to do. Yeah.
And then there's just a corpsein the house.
So no.
Kevin's. Just having just, like.
Two corpses or just. Horrified. Yeah.
You know, police everywhere.
You know that dancing contraption?
He has to make it look like someone'sat home in the bathtub or whatever?
Yeah.Just rings up their dead body in the.

(01:02:49):
No. Yeah, it's all right.
Okay. Yeah. Police.
I would watch that.
All right. Well, yeah.
This is the the Terrifier for naughty.
Yeah. We'll we'll we'll wrap so far three.
No, no, I haven't seen any of them.
I'm just that's up therewith my favorite Christmas.
I've heard some pretty wild thingsabout it. Yeah.
You get some chainsaw scenes and stuffthat I heard. That one was.
Great. Yeah.
Threechildren. Screen. Oh, yeah. Children.

(01:03:10):
What's your favorite movie?
Oh, gosh.
Well, actually last nightwe watched that new Jack black one.
Dear Sam Tender.That's actually pretty good.
That was actually funnier than I thought.
I hadn't even heard of it.Me neither. I'm out of the loop.
Check it out.
Because I love Jack. Lux the kid.
Right? Satan instead of Santa.
And then Satan comes in now, granting himthree wish and trying to take his soul.
Dude, it happensmore often than you think. Yeah.

(01:03:31):
Oh yeah.
Totally. Yeah.
Too easy mistake.
I've written so many letters to Satan.
Satan and been like, I meant Satan.
He's asking for a megazord.
What's your, Christmas movie of choice?
I feel like mine's a lot more childish.
So my birthday math.
Oh, you kids who were young in, like,the early 2000s will remember
all of the other reindeer. Oh, yeah.

(01:03:54):
Good call.
My sister. Watch that.I remember that. Movie.
So all you Canadian fans out there, she's.
Trying to get the Cancunjammed into our podcast.
Nice one. Cancun. Yeah. That's awesome.
I like Nevada or whateverthat brand was or not. Nevada.
I was like, you know,the guy with the bear, stuff like that.
Yeah,but bring it back. It's totally watchable.
A lot of the people on the rink in bars,people were Canadian,
like a lot of the people in Rudolph,they're all dead now.

(01:04:16):
I looked itup. Everybody in Rudolph or Dad?
Yeah, well, I imagine.
When did that movie come out?
69. Yeah. You got in. Cornelius died. Is
this when
Kurt.
I wasn't privy to this.
No. It was.
Yeah.
All the voice actors, like,I think the last one was like, 20, 22.
And, like, I think everybody who's, like,had anything to do with that film.

(01:04:37):
Like, they started this.
They completed the script for that moviein 1963, and it came out in 1969.
Yeah, I wasit was a big oh, no, 1964. Sorry.
I'm mixing it up with, something else.
No, 1964 is when it came outbecause it turns 60 years today,
it's still today or yesterdaywe looked it up.
Anyways, it's it turned 60 years oldthis year.
Rudolph. Rudolphthe Red-Nosed reindeer. Yeah. Six years.

(01:05:00):
Yeah.
Like the stop motion one.
Yeah. Bring it back. Yeah.
So silver and gold.
Classic. Yeah. I mean, that's.
Like two before the holiday.
I love the holiday.
I think I've seen that.What is that? Who's that?
Love it. You like that one too? It'sall right, Sharon Tate.
Because I know Jack black. No.
Cameron Diaz, Christmas Winslet.

(01:05:20):
Jack B as the winner for Rachel.
Oh, yeah.
It's so, so, like,
the thing is, I'm not a huge fan of,that one that everybody else loves.
It's like, not love, actually.What is it called?
Oh, it's like that.
Oh, that's it's a the chick flick. Yeah.
Everybody's sad for Christmasand gets together.
I don't really like that.So everyone else.

(01:05:41):
Wait what's the one with likethe Four Christmases or Christmases?
Fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,that's a good one. Vince Vaughn.
Yeah, it's not a big one.
Had myself, but that movie's good.
Vaughn Bon Jovi me neither.
But not really. Into the Vaughn.
Yeah. My sister, but I was pretty good.
Four Christmases was funny.
That's pretty funny.Yeah, well, it's got what's his name?
I that huge directornow he wrote Apatow no, he was the guy.

(01:06:02):
I think he did,like all the Avengers stuff.
Oh, oh, oh, Jon Favreau, that role.
Yeah, yeah, yeah,it was a great comedian actor.
He's great. His part in that. Yeah.
Right. And it's just an amazing director.
Yeah. It is. Yeah. Killer.
Well, good.
I wanted to quickly give a shout outto Dylan for accompanying me to the gym
today.
I did, my gym with,within a week of my birthday.

(01:06:23):
I can bring a guest to do,like, a session or whatever.
And so I just wantedto show him around the gym,
and he impressed the heck out of me.
Did, like, kept with me the entire time.
And I'm like, bitchout on any of the reps at all.
I was always like,you got two more in you.
And he would always likepump out like three.
More likehe was just pushing as hard as he could.
So it was dope.
Big shout out. I was very proud.
Kicked us in there.
Yeah, I definitely kept up in testing.

(01:06:45):
Came up my lower asthma.
You're like lower at.
Well I think we've reachedthe TMI of the TM, RF.
Did you call your mouth your upper?
I think
right now that's what its function is.
There all or offices or CI or offices.
So he does a lot of talentsthat you don't really aware of.

(01:07:06):
Yeah. Yeah.
It's crazyinterchangeable functionality of orifices.
Yeah. I'm an elite.
Yeah. No, it wasit was good to go back at the gym.
I've been in the gym in about four years.
I've just been doing my workouts at home,so that was awesome.
And I kind of want to go againnow. Hell yeah.
There we go. You got the. Bug.
I don't know what the truth. The.
Oh, dude would be so sweet if you did get.
I think I want to know a. Year or year.Sasha.
Truth has been like the best moneythat I've spent, like, in the last decade.

(01:07:29):
So it's like a quarter of what I spend.
You're already spending too much. You.Now you have even less.
Yeah, yeah, you could, like,get more out of this situation
for less money in your situation,you're paying too much.
Bucks a month. Well,we're not going to get into it.
Yeah, yeah, we. Won't get into it.
But I just want to give a shout outbecause he did so fucking good today.
I did job. I think these are my friends.
Pumping iron.

(01:07:50):
Pumping iron. Hell yeah bro.
Watching Christmas tales and true crime.
Yeah, dude,
this episode has been absolutelyall over the place and I love it.
Never. Not like this right?
That's right.
There's a lot of coffeeand ADHD flying around in here.
Yeah, upsa little bit of marijuana here and there.
So yeah, you can't cure it all.
Yeah, yeah. And on that.
Not all at once. Yeah.
And on that note, anything else?
Any last words, y'all? Yeah, I was all.

(01:08:12):
I'm sure you'll be back.This has been a slice. Oh, yeah.
Thank you very much for coming.
Yeah.
Thank you, thank you.
And I do have a story for you, Dan.
So you have that to look forward tofor next time.
Oh, fornext time okay. For next dads like,
You know,
I was like, I gotta go,I gotta go to be across town.
Yeah, I actually do that.
I have to go.
Yeah. You okay? So.
Which was nice. Mad love.

(01:08:34):
Thanks for, Tyler and Rachelmaking the drive across city to be here.
And these are my.
These are my these are.
My my these are my these are.
My these are my friends.
Thanks. Yeah. Dude. Yeah.
So he's been. Listening.
No, he's been listening.
He's out. Yeah. He remembered.
These are my homies.
These are my homies in fake fan.Yeah, yeah.
Awesome. Bye.
Good night.

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Goodbye.