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cathartic.
I don't know whyI always think of the wrong word first.
I realized we're live.
Oh, no. Yeah.
You spring it on me like that.
What you got? Had a speechprepared and everything?
No, I didn't, I don't.
Yeah, we ruined it before we recorded it.
Yeah.
So I've got the, the episode laid out for us.
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I'm just going to give it to you straight.
First off, with,we're going to go into some historical
coincidences,some cool historical coincidences.
Okay. You're going to give it to mestraight away.
Just like a change. Some stuff for me.
Actually, no,
no, I don't. I don't think so. No.
Okay, fine. Whatever. You're fine.
Tell me whatwe're really going to do with this.
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And then continuing on the
straight line, we're going to talk aboutJam Master Jay and his death.
Oh, yeah?
Cause he got he got murdered, and, he, they've just found his murderers.
Last year.
Really?
Yeah.
It took, like, over 20 years toto figure out who, who was the culprit.
They obviously knewsome fishy business was up, but,
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they weren't convicted till last year.
February a year ago.
So, and then we're gonna finishoff this episode with some.
A'ight. Or am I the asshole?
Yeah. Yeah.
Some classic fun stuff.
Am I the asshole is always a good riffingread.
A lot of it's actually going through it.
When I was researching for this earlier,I'm like, wow.
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Like, why did you even post it?You're all the asshole.
Yeah, you're you're just an assholefor making me waste my time reading this.
I think that I think that it's the case
a lot of these times, peoplethat are posting like, am I the asshole?
It's like, you have to ask, right? Yeah.
I mean, there's like all the revenue.
There's a few that were like, well,I guess we'll have to see what.
Yeah, we will, you know.
Yeah, we will get into thatwhen we get into that. Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
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You trying to make me not veer offthe straight line?
I was he gave me his
words.
Dude. Bless you, bless you.
Oh, yeah.
But you reverse to end up at one point.
Yeah. You're you're plus one blessing.So there you go.
All right.
I actually got calledthe Messiah yesterday.
The guy at work,he said I didn't get called him.
As I said, I looked like a messiah.
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Yeah, because my big pop and beard.
So my sizelooks like he gets a little beard on him.
It isn't Brian Boffin beard, though.
It's actually very well shapedthen I think.
Yeah, he's like,you just need a road, dude.
And I'm like, maybe.
Yeah, but, I mean, were you naked?
Yeah, I go to work naked.
Yeah. You're like at the pool.
He's like, yeah, it's cool, but you just need a robe.
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I mean,
oh, he's,
strutting around,
yeah, that's, fair enough, but, Yeah.
You know, what a compliment on the beard.I was like, okay, cool.
I guess it's something, but I.
I guess it's something.
This is something, I guess, like,
my significant other likes it,so that's why I'm keeping it.
Well, that is somethingalso I grew up in when, like when I was 24
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and it just it was like the same way.
Now you look just like the zigzags guy.
On the road.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's great for the truck and everything.Hell yeah.
So, any anybody out there that's,if you don't actually watch our videos
and you're just trying to get a, like,a visual representation of who this guy is
a guy.
Oh, my God, people watch videos.
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Yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess there's. Yeah,there's some, there's some.
Oh, and shout out to New York.
Greenfield, Springfield.
Park.
New York is thataway, man.
Thanks, King.
Hey what's up New York, New York,New York, the big apples watching.
Yeah they're they're in the leaguecoming up in the world.
Moving on the, downloads from America.
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So thank you New York.That's really cool. Missouri.
We still love you.
Yeah. Are you still tuning in?That's awesome. Yeah.
They're close second.
But, New York took the cake this time.
Oh, my gosh, it's slipping.Let's go, let's go.
Is there a, say, higher Missourior New York?
We'll find out. Yeah, we will,we will one day. Yeah.
We'll make that an actual, a challenge at a live show.
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We do all this. Sweet. Yeah.You obviously do that.
Missouri versus New York.
Okay, so the first thing issome historical coincidences that are
pretty cool.
Okay.
I wanted to try one again. Yeah.
Pretty cool, I did it.
Okay.
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The man who survived two atomic bombs.
Well, have you heard of this?
You're allowedto be talking about this, right?
You know, like redacting things.Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Anyway, on August 6th and nine, 1945,the United States detonated
two nuclear bombs over the Japanese citiesof Hiroshima and Nagasaki, respectively.
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Oh, like not, respectively.
They did it, respectively.Not with respect. Yeah.
It's one of the more disrespectful thingsyou can really do.
Actually,I would say respectfully, of course.
Yeah. No hard feelings, right?
Yeah. One each of these,
the blast and the radiation they caused
afterward killed nearly 90,000 people.
Cheese's. It's very horrible.
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That is terrible.
But in 2009, the Japanese governmentconfirmed that there was at least one man
who was in each city on the days ofthe bombings and lived to tell the tale.
Oh my God, this poor dude.
That's insane. Yeah.
On August 6th, SusumuYamaguchi was in, I don't know,
I should sound it out.
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Are you okay?
Was in Hiroshima on a business trip.
As I was walking along,I heard the sound of a plane.
Just one, he told the British newspaper.
I looked up into the sky and saw the B-29and it dropped two parachutes.
I was looking up into the sky at them
and suddenlyit was like a flash of magnesium,
a great flash in the sky,and I was blown over.
By August 9th,he had returned home to Nagasaki,
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only to experience the traumafor a second time.
Despite the double radiation exposure,Yamauchi lived to 93,
and he passed awayin 2010 from stomach cancer. Wow.
That's what I'm like.Just imagine seeing a bomb.
I'd just be like, yeah, that's sick.
That's that's all she wrote for me.
And then like,come back on a business trip.
I'm pretty surefamily Guy made a joke about that.
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Like a business guy going like, oh, no,it was a monkey falling out of sky.
Never mind.
Yeah.
Keeping it straight here.
Straight.
Straight down the line.
But you, like, didn't even say hi.
We didn't even say hello to anybodyor hi or anything.
You just were, like, summarizingwhat we were going to talk about.
And then we just slid right into. Oh, hi,everybody.
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Borderline inappropriate presentations.
But anyway, straight to business, man.
Straight to business. Yeah. We love you.All we said had in New York.
Well yeah that's all wewe really we're here
to do actually everything else just bonus.
Yeah that's right, that's right. Yeah.
Straight to business madness.
But hi everybody. We love you.
All right.
What do you think about that?
Do you have anything to add to that man?
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To the man. I mean.
I can't tell if he's lucky or unlucky.
I mean, it's like, oh, he's luckyhe lived to be 90,
but he also got stomach cancer,which is a horrible.
That is a pretty rough way to go.
Terrible thing.
And also just contribution from radiationprobably.
Did you think would take 60 years.
Man he could have smoked.
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He probably had McDonald'sand smoked at some point.
Yeah, I'd have a cigaret if I could
have Big Mac.
If Jesus.
Oh my God, what a legend.
Yeah. What is his philosophy,I wonder? I want to meet this guy.
Like, did he just. Yeah.
I mean, I mean, he's a bunch of bones now,
but let's see some videotape of I.
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I'm not.
Even if he was alive,I'm not going to go meet him, but I just
I meant to say it would be coolto talk to somebody like that.
Yeah.
What's on their mind?
Like, was it all a hoax?
Yeah. No. What? Yeah.
No, it's horribly decent.
I will it's to not talk about thisanymore.
Okay. We're moving on to the next movie.
Get you out of here. Dylan. Yeah.
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The moon landing was a hoax anyway.
Besides the point,not a coincidence. Okay, so the next.
I really, really believe that.
And then they make a verycompelling argument so that when you.
And then I looked it upand instantly everybody's, like,
disproving theories of it,that's all like.
No, but you're on the in the sense thatlike they did go is what you're saying.
They did good?
I think so, yeah.
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But and there was another leap
for flat earthers,and I'm actually starting to believe them.
Okay.
Because because the water doesn'thave any, carbonation in it.
So it is flat earth. Oh, for God's sake,
hear that
joke the other day is water, you idiot.
Whatever.
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I probably the ocean
flat ocean theory.
Yeah, I could probably ruin that joke.
A guy told it to me. Yeah,I was gonna say maybe.
Oh, yeah, you like doing that?
And I was like,you heard it before. Five minutes.
Six minutes. And I was like, oh, good.
I heard without anything to back itand haven't looked at this up at all,
but I just remembered right nowthat I heard they found a large, large
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pocket of waterunderground and planet Earth,
something like, oh, I don't know.
Now this sounds insane, but
as large as the ocean, essentially.
But inside the earth. Trippy.
And it's probably super hot.
I don't know, I don't knowwhat the state of it would be.
Yeah,I doubt that it would be for chambers.
I doubt that it would be completelylike, sterile.
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So that means the life would grow in it.
Can you imagine right now for a second,if this was the case,
if there was an ocean sizedball of water inside the planet somewhere?
And what creatures are there?
Yeah.
What kind of thingslive in their monstrosities?
Yeah,just Leviathans eating Leviathan. Yeah.
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What the Holy crap dude said. Yeah.
Ecosystem of the scariest.
Where is the surface? Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm going to get derailed20,000 times because that's the way I go.
But I've heard of a story of,like, green people living in the earth.
And apparently it's a true storyin the 40s, like,
and they never saw the light of day.And they were like.
They were like one of them slipped away.
I we may have talked about this before.
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One of them like there's like aa water like in their town.
Like I had no idea about the peopleon, on Earth and their ecosystem.
They lived in the Earth andthey had a whole ecosystem under there.
And then one got away and their skin wasgreen because of their climate and no sun.
And one of them somehow came.
Nothing could be worse to methan, going through a tiny tunnel
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in the waydeep in the earth, like forwards
and not being able to moveor get stuck like,
there's nothing I don't understandpeople who do that where it's like,
I saw this video
that just, like, haunts me of this guyjust going into the tiniest space.
Like,
kind of likethere's water and stuff around,
but just like, caving into a spotthat looks like,
you know, onlyhis shoes should be able to fit through.
Yeah.
It's like going headfirst.
Like,how do you know what's on the other side?
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Why are you doing that? Like, so,like I know it's on the other side.
Obviously they're not trying to get stuck,but I think could be worse.
Like, I just I hate it.
So claustrophobic. Me too.
I mean, that's one of my biggest thingsand I could
that's just people who do that stuff.
I'm like, why?
First off,I mean, I get afraid there. Yeah.
But then logically,
I mean, if I stop to
think about it logically, there shouldn'tbe anything wrong about it.
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I mean, going into it, no.
If you can fit, you can fit. Yeah.
So whatever.
But if you.
But I just have such an irrational, insanefear of getting stuck
and not being able to move my arms.
Well, I can tell you,I just watched the story, for my guy, Mr.
B, I've mentioned him a few times, Mr.
Ball, about a guy it was.
I'm not even going to butcherwhere he was from, but he was in a place
he was actually looking for bat poopbecause the used in farming.
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And that was like one of the only jobs outwhere this was.
And he knew of a cave that nobody went tobecause it was far too tight
to get in there.
But he was like an extra skinny dude.
And he's like, I was in shorts.
And it was like so muchbecause it was untouched for years.
Right?
And there's pockets of batsand stuff like that.
Anyways, he went in and yeah, likehe could just fit basically going forward.
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And then he had a rope that he likeliterally had tied to his like ankle.
Just like,oh my god, I have a trail behind him.
He had his headlamp.
And then it was pitch dark too.
So he's feeling around.
And then he fell and it was like a pocket.
And he got some stuff put in his bagand then he.
So he filled his bagand then he looked up ahead
and you could kind of see like some batsflying around.
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So he knew there was another one.
And then when he kind of got closer to it,it was a massive fucking.
He's like, yo, gold,I just hit the gold mine.
And then he went up to it.
But then he looked and there's a big deepcrack in that mountain to down downwards.
And he was like terrified of fallingin there obviously, as anybody would.
But it was like easy enough that he couldlike kind of crawl his body over it.
It wasn't like a wide gap.It was just deep.
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So then he goes to go over it.
But then guess what happens is headlamp
falls.
But then he hears like a ping.
So he knows that it wasn't that deep down,but it was deep enough.
So then he goes to try to reach for it.
Long story short, you know where this isgoing. Falls in the hole.
Oh my God. Stuck in there.
I think it's like something like 72 hours.
His brother went looking for himbecause his brother knew
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where he went to go for the stuff.
And it's like he found him in there
72 hoursand you heard just the faintest moaning.
But his brother couldn't get in thereto save him or help him at the time.
And eventuallyI think they were able to like his,
like rope or whatever that he had.
They were able to reach him out of there,and he was so fucking battered
and just wasted awayand upside down in there.
For how long? Yeah.
Blood rushing to your head like,fuck yeah, just for three days, dude.
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Yeah.
Anyway, horrible thing to think about.
Yeah.
Having happened to you so carefulwhere you go crawling around people.
That's the moral of the story.
You go crawling for back, going, oh,
you see a big juicy scoop in there.
Remember? Remember safety first.
That's right.
Get yourself safe access into there.
Yeah. Oh, I hate those stories too. Yeah.
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And or cave diving or like,underwater and shit, I think.
I think that's the worst thing is goingand adding the underwater element to that.
You're absolutely a maniac.
Yeah, yeah, you have to be.
There's no other conclusionor just the bravest ever.
That's so crazy.
Okay, so we're gonna go back to the, coincidences.
The twins named him.
So this is another coincidence.
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1979 a set of twinswas reunited at age 39.
They'd been separated at four weeks old,and for 37 years,
hardly knew of each other's existence.
So whenthey met, there was a few surprises.
Both boys had been named Jimby their adoptive parents,
both loved math and carpentry.
Both pursued careers in security.
Even each year
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they each married a woman named Linda,divorced and remarried women named Betty.
As for their kidsnames, James Allen and James Allen,
And when Allen is met with two L'sand one Allen spelt with one
L, it was fascinating reunion,to say the least.
I don't knowwhy the last name was a change.
Oh no, because of the peoplewho adopted them.
Yeah, right. That is.
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But yeah, I just picture them just like,no way, no
way, like no way, no way back.
What's his name? No way.
No way. No.
Oh my God, oh my God.
This can't be happening. Yeah.
And after he's like,yeah, I'm full of shit.
Yeah. My name is John. Yeah.
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He just kept saying, me too.
Yeah. Me too.
That's crazy. Me too.
We're going to sell this online. Wow.
But but in all honesty,that is actually super pretty freaky.
I wonder how that happens.
I, I think there's some brainwaveswaving, you know?
So because me and my brother,I think, have a bit of a twin
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telepathy thing, and I'm a twin, you know,so I wonder how much.
Because, there was some study a while agothat was saying that
a lot more of our behaviors are actually,like, predetermined by our genetics.
Right. So if you
I mean,
most twins that grow up together,most do grow up together.
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And they because they're aroundeach other, they purposely
probably try to do different thingsto their own person.
And they're not just going to dothe exact same thing that their twin does.
Oh, but if you were removed away andhad no idea you even had a twin, right?
Would you just naturally doway more similar things?
Like how predetermined are your genetics?That's true.
Cause me, my brother, always likeI always like, read it. Yeah.
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Then he like blue had to.Because those are your things.
Yeah. That's your individuality.
You get your individuality.And that makes sense for a twin.
But my cousins also were red and blue,you know, like, yeah, they have a color
associated with the human being,which is hilarious, which is all.
Yeah, I'm mad.
I'm from blue things and Tyler red things.
Yeah, it's funny,but it's how they could tell us apart too.
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Yeah.
But then the other thingtoo, is like their adoptive parents
naming them the same is kind of weirdbecause that's just random.
That is just purely.
I mean,maybe they just look just like a GM.
Yeah, this baby looks like a Jim. Yeah.
I mean, they're just genetically Jim.
So I don't know what to tell you.
It sounds like a shitty TV show. No. Yeah.
Genetically. Jim.
Oh, my God, it's just it's a showabout a guy goes to live with his clone.
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Yeah,
dude, write that down.
Write that down. Oh, yeah?
Well, this, like,we're not recording this in some way.
Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah.You can't take that New York.
Oh, we're just talking.
Oh, no, I gotta go.
Hey, these mikes aren't even plugged in.
Yeah.
Okay, so for the next one,all the Eleanor Rigby's in 1957, John
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Lennon and Paul McCartney met at a partyat Saint Peter's Church in Woolton.
It was a fateful meeting,
one that no doubt changedthe course of musical history.
But that's not the coincidence here.
Just yards away from their meetingplace was the grave of Eleanor Rigby.
Nine years later, McCartney wrote the songEleanor Rigby.
He claimed he named the characterafter the actress Eleanor Bron,
and a store in Bristolnamed Rigby and Evans.
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Later, he admitted
that the grave may have playeda subliminal part in the song's namesake.
Regardless, the deeds to Miss Rigby'sgrave was auctioned off
but failed to sell for thing.
Nobody went to her funeral either.
Just a couple strays for Eleanor Rigby.
Jesus. Well, yeah.Why did they have to say that?
But yeah, she.Nobody wanted to buy her plot.
Even if the Beatles made a song about itand nobody went to her funeral.
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It's like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we've only but.
Well, anyway,that's trippy, though, that he like slick.
No, of course not.
I named it after Eleanor Braun.
And I don't do a good Beatles accent.
Hahahahaha! What do you mean?
What do you mean? It sounds great.
My name's Ringo. Whoa.
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Spot on me.
Spot on.
Stephen Hawking's death.
This one's like
mid, but I think it's a trip.
Okay, guys, go to the bathroom,get some popcorn.
No, it's it's.
I think whatever it is, it's from the mid.
This is a bit. Yeah.
As Stephen Hawking himself would tellyou, time is relative.
But that doesn't quite explainwhy his death occurred.
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On what many considera fairly significant day, Einstein's 139th
birthday, Galileo's300th death day, and Pi Day,
which is January, February, March 14th.
Like 3.14.
But what's a death day?
I didn't know that peoplethe day that they do that 300 year
anniversary of the whatever dayit was passed away, I guess
(18:44):
I feel like they'rejust really looking for connections.
Yeah, I'msure I'm sure of, like, three things.
Yeah,there were probably other things, too.
Yeah.
It was the day that, Jessica Simpson got married.
That's right. Yeah.
The Australian prime minister,had his daughter's birthday party, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think it was.
(19:04):
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Anyway, so that mid.
Anyways,hopefully your bathroom break was good
and, we're going into a top tiernine out of ten one.
Oh this is crazy. Yeah okay.
This is going to be nuts.
Hang onto your butts everybody.
Or your captain's hats.
Oh that'll make sense later.
Don't let her aboard.
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As what the title of this one is.
As a ship stewardess, you're bound to seesome strange sights on the high seas.
But to experience two of the most infamoussinkings and one collision.
Well, that's just bad luck.
Fortunately for Violet Jessop,she survived all three.
Violet was aboardthe RMS Titanic when it sunk in 1912.
She was a broad lifeboats, sorry.
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She was aboard lifeboat boat 16and handed a baby to look after
as well as its sister ship.She grabbed a baby.
Yeah,she's like, here, look after this baby.
Perfect opportunity.
This baby I need in the boat.
I didn't survive the Titanicjust to go down in this.
Yeah.
As of a sister ship, the HMS Britannic,
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when it sunk in 1916,her lifeboat was nearly sucked
under the boat's propellers,but she jumped out and survived.
Oh, wait.
So it was suckedinto the boat's propellers.
So I guess it was.But she she bailed again.
Swam faster than thatin the boat's ability to suck her in.
Yeah.
Oh, nice and terrifyingand very terrifying.
She was also aboardthe third of the sister ships, the RMB.
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S Olympic, when it collidedwith a British warship in 1911.
There were no fatalities in this one.
Jessop died at 83 of congestiveheart failure in 1971.
Damn.
Yeah. Three boat incidents.
Is there any other boat?I don't even know.
I think that's all three.
I mean, they're probably other ones, butI mean, like in history, boats going down.
(20:50):
Yeah, but not due to war.
Yeah, due to leisure.
Leisure.
But yeah, there's a long hitting two.
No, there's three. Changed my mind.
The ocean is littered with with ships.
Yeah, absolutely. Tons and tons of stuff.
Yeah.
As a pirate who's been on, like,he's like, that's nothing.
I've been on 50,000boat wrecks or something.
(21:13):
You can't
count it if you yourselfare the ones sinking them.
He's just a shitty pilot, captain.
Like a bad pirate guy.I thought it's a bad pirate guy.
Okay.
And the last one?
The sandwich that shaped the modern world.
And get ready to.
So after this, we're going into a sponsor.
While you might have learned that WorldWar One was caused by the assassination
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of Archduke Franz Ferdinand,
your history teachercould have left out the fact
the assassination was made possible.
Because the assassinsstopped for a sandwich.
You see, the original attemptto kill the Archduke failed miserably.
Their bombhit the car behind for the dance.
The funny image.
Oh, shoot. They're coming for me.
But like, it'snot funny at all. That's it.
What do you mean, it's funny?
(21:53):
I don't know.
They have too soon.
It's just like a bomb comingright behind the guy.
Was. I also don't knowwhat Franz Ferdinand did.
Would be horrifying.
Was he a dictator or something?There's an archbishop,
Lazar.
Yeah, that's the only one I remember.
You mean Lazarus from the air?
Blew that blow.
(22:13):
Why do you say like Mike Tyson?
I don't know, man.
Does things have its own? Sometimes?
Not through letters.
Archbishop Lazarus.
He let us down here. Yeah.
The bastard led us into a trap.
Yeah.
Oh, Okay.
Where was I before I went off?
Oh. That's not hilarious at all.
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The bomb hit the car behind Ferdinand,and he escaped the scene unscathed.
Obviously,the assassins were angry about this,
and one of them stopped to get a sandwichat a nearby cafe.
Meanwhile,the archduke dashed off in his car.
It just. I don't know why it's so cartoonyin my head.
God, he's, like, running away.And it's like Mario, almost.
You know what I mean?
Well, I mean, if youif we could see inside your head
and that it was funny, then we would also,you would get it.
(22:57):
It's a little insensitive.
Just a lot of guysgetting bombed. Yeah. Yeah,
he did
get killed, so trust me, it's pretty funnyif you last long.
His. His survival. Yeah.
Meanwhile,the archduke dashed off in his car.
Happy to be alive.
Unfortunately, his drivermade a wrong turn and pass right
by the cafe where his attacker hadstopped for a bite to eat.
The man saw him, shot
the Archduke and his wife,and sent the world into the real Princip.
(23:21):
Is that of the Black Hand.
Yeah. Is that. Yeah. Did it? Yeah.
The assassination is said to have beenthe launch point for World War One.
Yeah. Yeah.
So he went for a sandwich.
He's like, I just just like, damn it.
And then he like, looks.He's like, oh, two.
And then got him.
Yeah.
Well but see anyways,a future first fight.
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Peanut butter pickle sandwich.
Yourself a peanut butter pickle sandwichdown at peanut butter pickles.
So, you head down there and, Yeah.
Enjoy it.
You got to get him fresh, though,so I suggest you don't get them.
Skip the dishes or whatever.
You go in, dine in peanut butter, pickles,peanut butter pickle sandwich.
That sounds delicious.Getting pressed in the panini press.
Get them.
You can get them on a popsicle stickif you want.
And rumor has it, that's
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what the assassins were eatingwhile he assassinated.
Transferred in it.
Peanut butter pickles.
Peanut butter pickles.
And we're back.
Those crunchy peanut butter pickles.Thank you very much.
That was delicious. Super, super good.Peanut butter.
Peanut butter picklesandwiches are peanut butter pickles.
Well, I mean, they sent an entire cratefull of all this different shit.
So it was, I mean, oh,I only tried a couple things so far.
(24:27):
It was the name of the assassinate her,assassin, Gavrilo Princip.
Gavrilo Princip, the inventorof the peanut butter pickle sandwich.
Did he he, like, was in the backof the restaurant making his own?
He's pissed off.It is like failed assassination attempt.
He's like, you know what?
Go the way I know how to make it better.Just fucking.
Do I know what I'll do?
Is this peanut butter in here?
This is fascination. Thingain't working out for me. Yeah.
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Wait a minute. There's the Archduke.
I'm back in, baby.
My hands are covered in, like,fucking peanut butter and pickles.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Okay, so now we move on to a lesser
enlightened story.
Like a seven out of ten out of ten?
No, just, hopefully just grade our own stories every time before.
(25:12):
This is a one out of ten people get ready
because you're not going to have your hatsknocked off.
It's the jam master Jay.
You're familiar with Run-D.M.C.?Of course, of course. Yeah.
So was the DJ Day.
While all the letters of his name.
But it ain't smashingall the aspects of his game.
So check out the man
as he cuts these gems and look at uswith the mikes in our hands.
(25:33):
Then take a count.
One, two, three jam Mr.
Jay Run-D.M.C. and.
He's joiningus today, the big beat blaster.
He gets better because he knowhe has got a cue that, the ace up
rock clip was like,it was a battlefield or.
No, a battleship.
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Gray sky.
The day I got the call,Jam Master Jay died.
The boy, the battleship, gray sky.
The day I got the phone call, Jim.
Master Jay died,
I said, no,I'll probably never write another day lie.
Because the thing is, technicallymore than a portable a right
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there.
That's what a pioneer, Paul,in comparison to your 99 bottles of beer,
will has bananapeels in your hamster wheels,
hand candies in your shoe box, please.
Bob Scott Adidas Rest in peace.
Get at me.
He's, like, talking on his, like,answering machine or whatever.
Yeah. It's cool. Okay.
(26:39):
Yeah.
More than 21 years after the death of JamMaster Jay, one third of the legendary
hip hop trio Run-D.M.C., a jury has foundtwo men guilty of his murder.
Ronald Washington and Carl Jordan Jr.
Ronald Washington.
Hey, Ronald. It that's good one.
I think, sometimes these names are fake.
(27:00):
I, I think I'm just, like, predetermineand define stories with the most random.
Like, what was it, zip Hartigan and or.
Oh, man. Wing Flanagan. Yeah.
What the hell?
And it's like,I'm just meant to find these stories.
Yeah.
Ronald Washingtonyeah, that sounds like the most fake.
He's like he was at McDonald's.
And then he like, no, I don't know.
(27:21):
Yeah.
White House,
they face a minimum of 20 years in prisonand a maximum life sentence
for the 2020.
Sorry.
The 2002 killing of Jazz MasterJay more than two decades
after they killed Jason Mizell,which is his real name
in the recording studio,Jordan and Washington
have finally been held accountablefor their cold blooded crime.
Driven by greed and revenge.
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U.S. Attorney Brian P said thatthe victims, professionally known as Jazz
MasterJay, was a hip hop icon and Run-D.M.C.,
whose music was born in Hollis, Queensin the in this very district and beloved
by so many artists, are the tragedy ofa life senselessly cut short.
So Mizell had also been selling cocaineand in August 2002,
he received ten kilograms on consignmentto sell in the Maryland area
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to him with slang in the the cocaine.
The white. Yep.
Washington and Jordan were brought inon the deal, which was worth
almost 200K was worth a lot of money, $200,000.
But after a disagreementbetween Washington and another participant
cut, Washington and Jordan had a deal.
Prosecutors said, in an actthat prosecutors called one of revenge
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at about 7:30 p.m.
on October 30th, 2022,Washington and Jordan entered
to fire escape at the back of Mitchell'srecording studio in Jamaica, Queens.
They did so with the help of a third manwho allegedly unlocked the fire escape.
He will be tried in a separate casein January 2026.
What?
So there's a third guy,I guess. Yeah, but he's not even.
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He hasn't even been tried yet. Until.
Until not even next year.
Wow. Yeah, for a while. Yes.
This is breaking myths.
Always playing video gamesand going over documents
with his business manager and greetedthe two men as they entered Jordan,
who is Mitchell's godson, which addsan extra level of oh yeah, betrayal.
Then pulled out a gun, shot Mitchelltwice in the head at close range. Wow.
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He died on the scene.
This district attorney's office said.
So that's that's the whole thing.
So they basically it was a drug dealthat he got cut out of.
It was his own godson that killed him.
Savage. Yeah.
The person is like
living GTA in real life for some reason.
Real? Yeah.
Letting somebody in and then just runningand killing the you game.
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Executing someone. Yeah. Shit. Fucked up.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's guilty guilty guilty guilty. Wow.
That's the
that's,Anyways, I had to throw that in there.
I guess I didn't,but I guess they didn't have to do.
I didn't have to. My hands were tied, but.
Yeah.
So rest in peace and peace, homie.
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I mean, nobody deserves to die,especially like that,
especially by a family member,but at the same time,
don't want to get to make somethingthat's also gangster.
Get it? Yeah, yeah.
Gangster life.
They're not kiddingwhen they rap about that stuff.
I mean, damn, yeah, I guess so.
Like, they theythey're the real deal, man.
Run-D.M.C..
Okay.
And now we're on to our third segment.
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Am I the asshole?
Okay, so I got to.
Yes, but I'll tell you.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay. Being alone on my bidet,
I wanted to be aloneand just relax or play
video games and wanted to do thatfor little over a month.
My family kept telling me,what are we doing?
And what do you want to do?
I got tired of it and decided to say,let's go play golf or something.
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One of my family members decided to makea cookout, which honestly was too much.
I didn't want to,but didn't want to be rude either.
I said yes since I wanted itto be just close family members,
the ones that we went to play golf with.
She started telling me over the daysshe invited this person,
then another family.I was getting tired of it already.
I never wanted a party for my birthday.
My family members are telling me,why do I look so sad?
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Or what's with the face?
To be frank,
she did tell me if I wanted to cancel it,I could, but I didn't want to seem rude.
The party happenedand I want to cry and yell.
I wanted to be somewhat alone,but it turned into a party.
I know that my parents and family membersare going to start
yelling at me, since I had a straight facethe whole time.
Am I the asshole for wanting to bealone and wanting to lash out
you terms?
(31:16):
You didn't communicate properly.
And also,you can't say I didn't want to seem rude,
but also it's to the degree where peopleare asking, what's with the face, right?
You know, so, like,either you're happy with it
and that's and you're okay to be there or,
you know, you're not happy.
But also kind of,I don't know, your birthday is also a day
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for celebrating you. Right?
Which is for some people,their birthday is
where they get to be the kingand do whatever they want.
And that's fine.
For some people, their birthdayis to be celebrated by a bunch of people.
You should probably respectsomebody's wishes if they're vocal
enough about those wishes.
But like also if it's your birthday,you got to understand that
like your parentsand you know, your friends
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and those people who want to celebrateyou, you should be grateful
that you have peoplewho want to celebrate you.
It's there are people who are just aloneand don't have anybody to celebrate them.
So, you know,at the same time, like, I get
not wanting to be rude and that's whythey let it happen.
It's because they understandthis, obviously, that like, you know,
people are putting in effort and whatnot.
But I don't know, maybe a bit more effortcould have been put
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towards, you know, okay,well on a different day, let's do.
Right.
You know whatevervideo games and chilling or whatever.
But like just so you a heads up,you know, on your birthday
we're going to be having peopleor whatever celebrating you.
I don't know, whatever it is,you know, I don't I don't like it.
I'm a very social person.
So it's hard for me to imaginewhen somebody really doesn't
want a bunch of attention total.
But I think that that should be respected.
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Like if they just don'twant a gang of people showing up
and that would make their day worsethan you shouldn't probably do it.
And I agree withso the comments on this one is
they think that the, Redditor hereis the asshole, the person who posted it.
That's that'swhat they all, came to agree on.
And then somebody said like, fair enough.
Like I'm an introvert,too, is like a girl.
I was saying this and she's like,and I appreciate my own time, she said.
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And like, honestly, on my birthday,sometimes I just want to be alone,
which I'm like, okay.
And then apparently she said she'll like,
get her husband to go out,get her a bottle of wine,
her favorite wine, and then leave.
And then she just drinks wine, watches TVby herself on her birthday and that's it.
Yeah, you could go for a walkif you're overwhelmed.
And also remember that
it's only going to be a couple hoursand then you will be alone again,
you know, at home, in your bedor whatever.
(33:25):
Social anxiety is the real thing for you.
Try your best
to weather the thing and just rememberthat people are there for you.
Exactly.
And if they're giving you shitlike what's with the face and stuff,
then just like I hate to say it,it's hard to do it, but just be honest.
Like I just get nervous in crowds.Yeah, it's nothing personal.
Yeah. I'm, you know, it's.
You're allowed to sayI just get nervous in crowds.
Socially overwhelmed. Yeah.
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Yeah, people.
People all take it personallywhen someone's frowning, the
they think that, oh,what can I do to make that stop?
You know what? Yeah.What can I do to help this person?
They're on. It's their birthday.They shouldn't be frowning. What can I do?
So they come up and say, what can I do?
Right?
But really, leaving them alonewould be what they could do. Yeah, right.
You're more than welcome.
And you don't want to be rude and say whyI wish I was left alone.
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Yeah, because you haven'tseen this person in forever.
So it's like a really tough situationto be put in.
But you are allowed to say,I just get nervous in crowds.
You know, I'm not.
I'm not used to this.
I just have a lot of people anda lot of attention and it's really sweet.
But I just get nervous.
And that's the, act.
If you're going to bethat much of an introvert, too, like I'm.
No, I'm not a psychiatrist over here oranything, but if you're going to be that,
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if it's that overwhelming for you,then I think you need to work
just a tad harder on the communicationskills, just with your parents.
Whatever it isthat is organizing this against your will.
Yeah, I got a clown.
We got a fucking. Well, yeah,that's a keg.
Sounds like a dope birthday.
He's gonna say.
Yeah, you're also allowedto just go for a walk if people are, like,
not listening to you at alland just doing,
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you know, getting clowns and all thisstuff when you didn't ask for any of it.
Yeah, but you have to be clear, you know,
because if you if they're like, whatdo you want to do? What do you want to do?
They kept asking, what do you want to do?What do you wanna do.
And so instead of her sayingor whoever it is, them saying,
I want to very badly to do nothing.
Yeah.
What I want is for everyoneto leave me alone just for a day.
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We can do a different.
We can hang out or we can, you know, visitdifferent people at different times,
on different days for whatever.Because I do miss those people.
But for my birthday.
Yeah.
Mom and dad, what I wantis to totally just have, like, serenity.
Yeah.
And just we'll rent some movies and stuff.
Maybe 1 or 2 of us can hang and watchor just me by myself in the basement.
I would like to do that.
(35:31):
And then it sounds like,because the parents kept asking,
what do you want to do?What do you want to do?
That if they had responded and saidclearly that that's what they want to do,
the parents would have been like, oh damn.
Okay, well, let's get you like bubblebaths and let's get your candles.
Let'sdo what movie do you want us to rent?
What what pizza do you want?We'll hook it up.
Yeah, because that's what the parentsjust want you to be happy, right?
And read your mind. Yeah.
(35:52):
That's right.
They're not trying to be an assholeand force a bunch of interaction on you.
What they're doing is
they're tryingto make your birthday memorable
so that you'rethey're not feeling guilty years later.
Like, what did we we'd let her have
or that we let them have their birthdayjust with nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
A pizza and a high five, right?
You know,like they want to do something for you.
So let them do some.
Let somebody do something for you,I guess, is what I'm saying.
(36:13):
It's not always about you.
It's about letting somebodydo something for you.
Your friends, your friendsand your parents love you.
Yeah. So.
And it's true, there'ssome people that don't have that at all.
So be grateful. Yeah.
Respect. Yeah. For sure.
All right okay.So I think we determined that one.
And then we're on to the second one.
But but to do so this happenedfive days ago.
This is a very recent post,but it was one of the more popular ones.
(36:35):
Yeah. Recent.
So am I the asshole for askingmy girlfriend if she can take a shower?
My girlfriend really only showersonce a week.
Twice if I'm lucky. Typically.
Yeah.
You're not the asshole.Yeah. Automatically. Yeah.
Jesus dude.
Typically you go to the gym togetherand I've often asked her
why she doesn't showerand she's always comes with things like,
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oh women don't really sweat muchand I sweat very little.
Even for a woman. Standards,
whatever that means.
Damn. Yeah. It's not about.
It's just about sweat.
Yeah.
Just the hygiene gone. Yeah.
And I don't buy it, I can smell.
Oh, no, bro, I used to just suck it upbecause I know she's extremely sensitive.
(37:20):
Oh, we're kind of Nazi for work here.
But no even affected our sex life.
I used to love going down on her,but after not showering.
Where are you?
Long work days, etc..
I've lost interest.
No kidding dude.
Yeah. I'm sorry. That's messed up.
No more muff divers for her.
Okay.
Fast forward a bit.
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She knows she now startsusing the sauna at the gym.
Maybe an average of ten times a week.
She trying to get rid of this man?
Sheesh.
She still refuses to shower.
Oh, but a periodin between everything after that.
But I said there's just no wayyou don't sweat in the sauna.
Just me sitting five minutes in theregets me soaked.
(38:02):
She says she doesn't sweat much thereeither, and she sits there for 20 minutes.
I go, things are now worse.
I can smell her very badly.
Almost.
Get up out of there. That's.
Listen, Colonel, you gotta admire thisguy's, like, dedication.
But this is the kind of shitthe dude will go through.
You imagine? Yeah.
(38:23):
If the dude was a stinky, as if she wouldbe questioning whether or not she.
Yeah. So she'd be like, yo.
Yeah.You get your ass in the shower. Yeah.
Fully. Fuck.
Almost to the point
where I try not to breathein too close to her because it's not good.
Oh, dude. Yeah.
How can you possibly have a relationshipwith someone?
You trying not to breathe realm? That's.Yeah. Fucked.
(38:45):
I've tried so long to give her hintsto get her to shower.
More like, hey, do you want to takea shower together? Winky face.
But she can't take the hint. Says,why would you do that?
There's only room for one under therewater anyways.
It's like, bro, fuck!
Oh my lord, he's got to get of there.
Even if she's askingwhy I have a shower together.
Yeah, that's like doing a terrible job.
Oh my God, what do you say?
(39:06):
If he's like, he'sgoing to go in the shower
and he's going like,
bust out the shower head and be like,now let's, let's get you scrub down here.
Yeah. What? Yeah.
It turns from, like,
ultra sexual to, like, less sexual,like cleaning the lady's car.
Oh, my God.
The reverse.
(39:27):
That's.
Yeah. So, so so horrible.
But, But what a nice gentleman.
I know he's he's got patience.
Maybe he looks horrible.Maybe you. Yeah.
I always want to. Just to. Yeah.
Get a picture of these people.
One evening,
she wanted to lie down on the floorand stare at the world map she has.
She invited me to lie down next to her
and just talk about where you want togo, etc..
I mean, that's a cute thing to do,but I lasted for about one minute before
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I had to make up some damn excuseswhy I had to get up.
She then gets upset and says somethingalong the lines of why are you leaving?
You never want to do stuff with me.
The truth is justI can't be close to her for a long
oh my God, I know, I'm not sure.
I'm not even sureif I have started resenting her.
Like, oh no, no, no.
How long has this relationshipbeen going on?
You've got to talk to somebody about this.
(40:11):
I believe it was three years now.
Horrified this woman should be.
If you tell her seriouslyand she's like, doesn't care.
Oh yeah. Okay, well,you can't breathe around me.
Okay, well whatever.
Then it's like how it's like,no, no, that's it.
That's fucked. Yeah.
I would never expect somebodyto put up with that level of unhygienic,
disgusting inside of me.
I would be taking a shower.
(40:33):
Mortified. I'd be mortified.If people like work.
I hate finding out I've had bad breathlike I don't want.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
But it sucks. Like it's. Yeah.
No, it's terrible,I get it. But up above.
Yeah. I'm not.
I'm not even sureif I started to resent her
because it was only this one thingthat was bugging me in our relationship,
but maybe I did.
And that's my faultfor being bad at communicating to her.
(40:53):
And I've never around her.
So how can there be other conflicts?
But also, like, even admitted that she'shypersensitive it whenever he mentions it?
Yeah, I feel like we should go to like,somewhere like the Arctic
stands in her face.
Oh, I don't know.
Anyway, I gotta go.
Going to play Diablo.
Yeah. I'm out.
Anyway, I couldn't hold it in any longer.
(41:15):
I tried one last time to ask her if shewanted to take a shower with me to show.
Okay.
What do you want to share with me?
Yeah.
That,
to show that I did want to do stuffwith her, but she declined.
Then I said, no, thank you. Yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
Lord, I know you say you don't sweat,but I can smell it.
I don't like the smell of sweat, etc.
(41:37):
and it's it being a popular gymthat we go to.
I'd just appreciate itif you showered a bit more.
This is where she freaked out.
World War three started.
She accused me of things and askedif I found her disgusting.
It almost felt like she wanted me to think
she's disgustingfor some messed up reason.
Like he's like, you should have said, yes,I guess you're disgusting.
Yeah, like this was to create distancebetween us.
(41:59):
She's like, you're just trying to creep.
It's not like she can't help it.
It's something she can absolutely help.
Yeah.
So the dudes thinkingthat she was doing it on purpose
because she wanted him,she can break up with him,
but she's literallytrying to make herself repulsive to him
so he would break up with her.
That is what he was at is another reasonto break up with the person.
Oh yeah, for sure. That's so manipulative.
It's insane.
(42:19):
Like this
was an easy way to create distancebetween us, have less sex and all that.
I'm not sure. Maybe I'm overthinking it.
It's just to me,it feels awfully obvious to shower,
if not daily, at least every other day.
She said she doesn't want to shower herhair often, but still, you can shower
your body, which I get like, yeah, yeah,I just put my hair up out of the way.
Yeah. You don't need. Yeah, exactly.That's crazy.
(42:40):
Our relationship is borderline overbecause I hurt her.
So am I the ass? You hurt her? Yeah.
What could I have done differently?
Irrelevant.
But is it normalthat women shower less than men?
I was always under the assumptionit was the opposite.
So who do you think's the asshole?
Oh my God.
Obviously hurt.
Yeah, like that's madness.
(43:01):
If you're that bad at communicating, like,
how are you expecting to bewithin a relationship with somebody like,
she needsto grow up and break up with the dude
if she don't want to be with him or
she needs a reality check or somethingto be, like, completely nose blind.
Yeah, no sense of smell whatsoever.
And no one has ever told her and he's justbeen polite because he's being polite.
(43:23):
I don't know, but it's madness.
I feel like you get enough hintslike that, and you should probably do it
like your partner shouldn'tbe having to remind you to shower.
No, that's.
But if they do remind you,you should do it. Yeah.
You know, like, I mean, it's fair,I guess things happen.
Depression, whatever.
But like, if you get to the pointwhere someone just mentioning, hey,
you know, like,how do you not pick up on the hint, like,
(43:43):
how do you not think you shouldgo do that? Yeah. You're
you're multiple times asking somebody,hey, let's go shower.
Haha. Like how how did that night.
But also like it sounds liketheir communication was bad too.
I mean right, because if they
if he's getting turned down to gofor showers all the time, that sucks too.
Yeah. Wow.
Maybe the dude wants to gofor the damn shower.
He's not asking for his health here.
(44:05):
Yeah, literally asking for your help.
Like, damn.
Anyway. That's crazy.
Yeah. So it's disgusting.
If she was either, like,she wanted to break up with the dude
or she was just that crazy, like,I work with somebody
that smells bad dogs,and they didn't have to realize I have.
And it was so bad, it was like,
(44:26):
I know what it's liketo not want to be around the person.
You just like actually having to, like,find excuses to go away and stuff, like,
it's really bad.
I couldn't eat lunch
and when they were on my team, like,I'm like, no, I'm fucking going outside.
Like I'm unappetizing as fuck.
Like, we did work togetherfor quite a while, you know?
Yeah. Oh, shit. He's onto me. Yeah, yeah.
But, Yeah.
(44:47):
No, it was it was brutal.
And it was at a point wherethe manager had to say, hey, just see.
No, see, that's an awkward conversationfor a manager to have with somebody else.
But can you imagine trying to, like,
have to tell your partnerwho you know is going to explode?
Yeah, it's an interesting question.
Like she's waiting for him to ask. Yeah.
You know, like, oh, you find medisgusting.
It's like, well,that's what you to fucking say. No.
(45:09):
Yeah. I like how you smell. Horrible.Yeah. You smell like garbage. Great.
Yeah, that's one of my kinks,actually. Yeah.
Oh my God. No. Oh. Update.
So update this just in February 28th.
So a couple days ago, we broke up.
She refused to
accept she was disgusting by not showeringand did not see anything wrong.
(45:30):
Impossible for me to change her mindwhen she is dead.
Set on.
No wrongdoing.
No point for me to arguewith someone like that.
So they broke up a couple days ago.
Sorry thing.
Man, you just got to bouncebecause honestly, sometimes
it's it's kind of rarefor somebody in that situation
to suddenly start admitting thatthey're wrong when they never have before.
But I just I think psychologically,how could you go on like,
(45:53):
that's the sword you fall on or whateverthat takes the hell you die on?
Yeah. Fall on the like.
I don't know, it'sone of those things I'd be like, yo, like,
thanks for telling me.
And I'm going to make surethat this doesn't happen because, like,
there's got to be other people in her lifetelling her about it.
Like,you know, it's what it's to be first.
Yeah, she might be embarrassed. Itsucks, you know?
And maybe he feels like,listen, you're disgusting.
(46:13):
He's a douche bagof really asshole for sure.
Because if you if you have been, like,super cool and just hinting and she sucks
are getting hints, which, sometimespeople really suck at taking hints.
I know from experience, we all do. Yeah.
You know, so you can drop what you thinkis the most obvious hints
ever, and then it's great.
Woosh. Right, right over there.
So if youif he's been like, tiptoeing around
(46:35):
and you know,she hasn't been catching it at all.
And then finally and she keeps thinkingit's like about a sex thing.
Like a damn guy wants to keep talking.Give me in the.
Oh, no. Damn it! Yeah.
You want to give pushing that envelope?
Hey, I don't want to go in the shower.
Right?
You know, it's like.
No, dude,I'm asking you to be in the shower.
You know, and but instead, he's like,you're disgusting.
(46:56):
And you said what?
You know, you're disgusting.
Yeah, it's a bit of a rug pull.
It's been three timesnow. Yeah, it's been three weeks.
So brutal.
But I know it sounds.
It sounds like she's got to figureshit out.
I want to be a hippie.
Go in a van and find a dirty hippiewho wants to do that?
Be a Deadhead.
Yeah,but at the same time, like, it's almost.
(47:18):
It's like trying to be like,
Like I like trying to get your toddlerto have bath time.
It's like bath time. No.
It's like, what can this juvenile.
What could be less attractive than havingto, like, remind somebody to take,
I don't know. And, Yeah.
And and and just the fact if you work out,you're going to smell every even like
reminding somebody because of neglectand depression or anything like that.
(47:39):
It's like she actually believeshe's not gross. Yeah.
She's like, no, you're wrong.No, you're actually wrong.
What you're smellingis not real quick. What
delusional.
Are you going to get that checked? Okay.
I'm just, in a really awkward positionhere for no reason.
Yeah. So,Miss, psychologically, it's horrifying.
And, on to brighter things,but it's. Yeah.
I can't believe there's people like that.So that was pretty good one.
(48:00):
But, Yeah, definitely.
Bro, you made the right choice.
Yeah.
The the Q the Dell song.
You know, you gotta practice good hygiene.
Yeah. Okay. What is your name?
Del. Bulky.
Almost like.
And what is the name of your song?
The name of my song is.
If you must.
It's about fucking smelly people.
(48:27):
It's important to practice
good hygiene,at least if you want to work with my team.
I'm about to get into some shitthat I've seen.
This feels bad for me.
So bad on your ice cream.
Last your with my team. Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I know this guy.
His breath is melt your ice cream.
Whatever. Yeah.
(48:47):
That's such a banger. Yeah.
Hell yeah. What is it?
Wash your ass or something?Yeah. You got to wash out.
Ask if you must.
So if you must assume us. Yeah.
That's our show. Hey, if you.
Us. Yeah. That's that.
Or else you'll be funky.
also be born with that. So.
And yet She was funky shit.
(49:09):
So tell you do.
Am I the funky lady is funky.
You are the funky. Yeah.
Okay. Well, that's about it.That's all the bullets we got.
Anything elseyou want to wrap up this episode with?
New York, New York, New York,
that beautiful tuneI just wrote, which is called New Misery.
Oh, that's how it's called Missouri.
Yeah, yeah, I'll add it tothe pile of songs called New York.
(49:32):
People download it to be so upset.
Yeah. Wait, where did it take one secondto download it?
Oh, okay.
Well,that was that was something awful. Yeah.
You made Penny off of it.
Cool. Yeah. We're nearing the end here.
There's always something to talk about,but then when I go to talk about drawing
blank, it's about,you know, crickets, crickets, death.
Been thinking of.
I've been thinking of the dumbest shitever lately.
(49:53):
Well, the most funniest should ever.
Just my friend and I coming upwith Dungeon Sense album titles.
Nice and like,so, like, no, I can't share them.
Oh, the only thunder at one dayI'll share the,
the whole project or whatever,and I'll drop the name of the project
for the real nerds.
But yeah, I've been gigglingat certain things.
Look forward to that.
And if you were a D&D playerthat also listens to this,
(50:15):
you might have some accomplishmentin the near future.
What's, Oh yeah, accompaniment.
Oh, from the fan, from youryour project.
Top secret project. Yeah, yeah.
Just what I need another, musicaudio project.
Whatever. Hey, man. Baloney at the wall.One of them.
I mean, they're all sticking.
So you tell you what,you said that in a different episode,
you're like,oh, there's some shit at the wall.
See what sticks?
And like, oh, I guessthat's like one gross way to put it.
(50:42):
Oh, it's gross.
Way to put it through.
And throwing feces at the wall. Yeah.
So you know, it's you know,have you ever done that before.
Like when you're cooking pasta music.
Oh I see that.
Is that a real thing. Yeah.
And if it sticks it's really spaghetti.
Yeah.
If you throw the spirit at the walland the spaghetti
is that I'm saying.
Yeah.Do you know what it means? Spaghetti.
(51:03):
Spaghetti. It means a little strings.
Does it? Yeah.
What is, macaroni.
I mean, I don't know.
It's a wealth of pasta knowledge.
Yeah, yeah. Not really. Bonus. Yeah.
Modest amount of pasta knowledge.
That's pretty good. That's pretty cool.
I didn't know that,but I've never done it.
It was bounce off.
I'll don't know what that is, but,al dente al Dante means of by the tooth.
(51:28):
Is that what that means?
Yeah, by the tooth?
Yeah.
It means that you, like, tried sort of byit and see how tough it is or whatever.
I don't, a little bit tougher.
It's I Dante,
I always thought it was sloppieror like or on the other side there beers.
Okay.
Anyways, so
on that note, yeah, that's it for
(51:49):
the worst slurp here.
Episode on your way.
That is one of our Slurpeesepisodes for sure.
Yeah. We go back and slurp backsome of this peanut butter pickle yogurt.
Yep yep yep. Make sure to buypeanut butter.
Yep, yep.
That actually, one more thingI gotta say I watched the video.
It was like this dude,he was like this like emo guy.
(52:10):
And he was like performing onAmerican Idol type of thing.
I don't know what it was.
And the other dude was just like,looked at him
because he's like wearing skinny jeansand like, blue hair and stuff like that.
And he was just trying to be respectfuland he's like, yo, yo, yo. Just so.
So we're clear at the gates. Like,what is your preferred?
What do you prefer?
Adjectiveis that the guy was like, but but what
do you hear.
Preferred adjective.
It's like what pronouns
(52:31):
you ask me. I'm a pronoun. Yeah.
You mean you mean my pronouns?And he's like, yeah, yeah.
So that's what I've met. He's like,I'm him, I'm here. Yeah.
So I can't believe the dude askedwhat his adjective for.
It's so good.
Yeah. Oh, man. Awesome.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Fantastic.
I know what you say.
Yeah. Talented. Talented motherfucker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Anyways, had to share that.
(52:53):
Okay. Cool. Sweet.Thanks for being with us, New York.
Yea though. Shout out of the day.And these are my.
These are my these are mythese are my friends.
Adjectives.
Pronouns.
Oh, what's your pronouns?
He. Him. Yep.
That's it.
He. Him. Yep.
100%. 100%.
(53:13):
All right, let's hear something.
Spinthe fucking bottle like spider spins web.
cathartic.
I don't know whyI always think of the wrong word first.
I realized we're live.
Oh, no. Yeah.
You spring it on me like that.
What you got? Had a speechprepared and everything?
No, I didn't, I don't.
Yeah, we ruined it before we recorded it.
Yeah.
So I've got the, the episode laid out for us.
(00:21):
I'm just going to give it to you straight.
First off, with,we're going to go into some historical
coincidences,some cool historical coincidences.
Okay. You're going to give it to mestraight away.
Just like a change. Some stuff for me.
Actually, no,
no, I don't. I don't think so. No.
Okay, fine. Whatever. You're fine.
Tell me whatwe're really going to do with this.
(00:42):
And then continuing on the
straight line, we're going to talk aboutJam Master Jay and his death.
Oh, yeah?
Cause he got he got murdered, and, he, they've just found his murderers.
Last year.
Really?
Yeah.
It took, like, over 20 years toto figure out who, who was the culprit.
They obviously knewsome fishy business was up, but,
(01:03):
they weren't convicted till last year.
February a year ago.
So, and then we're gonna finishoff this episode with some.
A'ight. Or am I the asshole?
Yeah. Yeah.
Some classic fun stuff.
Am I the asshole is always a good riffingread.
A lot of it's actually going through it.
When I was researching for this earlier,I'm like, wow.
(01:23):
Like, why did you even post it?You're all the asshole.
Yeah, you're you're just an assholefor making me waste my time reading this.
I think that I think that it's the case
a lot of these times, peoplethat are posting like, am I the asshole?
It's like, you have to ask, right? Yeah.
I mean, there's like all the revenue.
There's a few that were like, well,I guess we'll have to see what.
Yeah, we will, you know.
Yeah, we will get into thatwhen we get into that. Yeah, yeah.
Damn.
(01:44):
You trying to make me not veer offthe straight line?
I was he gave me his
words.
Dude. Bless you, bless you.
Oh, yeah.
But you reverse to end up at one point.
Yeah. You're you're plus one blessing.So there you go.
All right.
I actually got calledthe Messiah yesterday.
The guy at work,he said I didn't get called him.
As I said, I looked like a messiah.
(02:04):
Yeah, because my big pop and beard.
So my sizelooks like he gets a little beard on him.
It isn't Brian Boffin beard, though.
It's actually very well shapedthen I think.
Yeah, he's like,you just need a road, dude.
And I'm like, maybe.
Yeah, but, I mean, were you naked?
Yeah, I go to work naked.
Yeah. You're like at the pool.
He's like, yeah, it's cool, but you just need a robe.
(02:27):
I mean,
oh, he's,
strutting around,
yeah, that's, fair enough, but, Yeah.
You know, what a compliment on the beard.I was like, okay, cool.
I guess it's something, but I.
I guess it's something.
This is something, I guess, like,
my significant other likes it,so that's why I'm keeping it.
Well, that is somethingalso I grew up in when, like when I was 24
(02:51):
and it just it was like the same way.
Now you look just like the zigzags guy.
On the road.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's great for the truck and everything.Hell yeah.
So, any anybody out there that's,if you don't actually watch our videos
and you're just trying to get a, like,a visual representation of who this guy is
a guy.
Oh, my God, people watch videos.
(03:11):
Yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess there's. Yeah,there's some, there's some.
Oh, and shout out to New York.
Greenfield, Springfield.
Park.
New York is thataway, man.
Thanks, King.
Hey what's up New York, New York,New York, the big apples watching.
Yeah they're they're in the leaguecoming up in the world.
Moving on the, downloads from America.
(03:31):
So thank you New York.That's really cool. Missouri.
We still love you.
Yeah. Are you still tuning in?That's awesome. Yeah.
They're close second.
But, New York took the cake this time.
Oh, my gosh, it's slipping.Let's go, let's go.
Is there a, say, higher Missourior New York?
We'll find out. Yeah, we will,we will one day. Yeah.
We'll make that an actual, a challenge at a live show.
(03:52):
We do all this. Sweet. Yeah.You obviously do that.
Missouri versus New York.
Okay, so the first thing issome historical coincidences that are
pretty cool.
Okay.
I wanted to try one again. Yeah.
Pretty cool, I did it.
Okay.
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The man who survived two atomic bombs.
Well, have you heard of this?
You're allowedto be talking about this, right?
You know, like redacting things.Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Anyway, on August 6th and nine, 1945,the United States detonated
two nuclear bombs over the Japanese citiesof Hiroshima and Nagasaki, respectively.
(04:34):
Oh, like not, respectively.
They did it, respectively.Not with respect. Yeah.
It's one of the more disrespectful thingsyou can really do.
Actually,I would say respectfully, of course.
Yeah. No hard feelings, right?
Yeah. One each of these,
the blast and the radiation they caused
afterward killed nearly 90,000 people.
Cheese's. It's very horrible.
(04:55):
That is terrible.
But in 2009, the Japanese governmentconfirmed that there was at least one man
who was in each city on the days ofthe bombings and lived to tell the tale.
Oh my God, this poor dude.
That's insane. Yeah.
On August 6th, SusumuYamaguchi was in, I don't know,
I should sound it out.
(05:16):
Are you okay?
Was in Hiroshima on a business trip.
As I was walking along,I heard the sound of a plane.
Just one, he told the British newspaper.
I looked up into the sky and saw the B-29and it dropped two parachutes.
I was looking up into the sky at them
and suddenlyit was like a flash of magnesium,
a great flash in the sky,and I was blown over.
By August 9th,he had returned home to Nagasaki,
(05:38):
only to experience the traumafor a second time.
Despite the double radiation exposure,Yamauchi lived to 93,
and he passed awayin 2010 from stomach cancer. Wow.
That's what I'm like.Just imagine seeing a bomb.
I'd just be like, yeah, that's sick.
That's that's all she wrote for me.
And then like,come back on a business trip.
I'm pretty surefamily Guy made a joke about that.
(05:59):
Like a business guy going like, oh, no,it was a monkey falling out of sky.
Never mind.
Yeah.
Keeping it straight here.
Straight.
Straight down the line.
But you, like, didn't even say hi.
We didn't even say hello to anybodyor hi or anything.
You just were, like, summarizingwhat we were going to talk about.
And then we just slid right into. Oh, hi,everybody.
(06:19):
Borderline inappropriate presentations.
But anyway, straight to business, man.
Straight to business. Yeah. We love you.All we said had in New York.
Well yeah that's all wewe really we're here
to do actually everything else just bonus.
Yeah that's right, that's right. Yeah.
Straight to business madness.
But hi everybody. We love you.
All right.
What do you think about that?
Do you have anything to add to that man?
(06:42):
To the man. I mean.
I can't tell if he's lucky or unlucky.
I mean, it's like, oh, he's luckyhe lived to be 90,
but he also got stomach cancer,which is a horrible.
That is a pretty rough way to go.
Terrible thing.
And also just contribution from radiationprobably.
Did you think would take 60 years.
Man he could have smoked.
(07:03):
He probably had McDonald'sand smoked at some point.
Yeah, I'd have a cigaret if I could
have Big Mac.
If Jesus.
Oh my God, what a legend.
Yeah. What is his philosophy,I wonder? I want to meet this guy.
Like, did he just. Yeah.
I mean, I mean, he's a bunch of bones now,
but let's see some videotape of I.
(07:23):
I'm not.
Even if he was alive,I'm not going to go meet him, but I just
I meant to say it would be coolto talk to somebody like that.
Yeah.
What's on their mind?
Like, was it all a hoax?
Yeah. No. What? Yeah.
No, it's horribly decent.
I will it's to not talk about thisanymore.
Okay. We're moving on to the next movie.
Get you out of here. Dylan. Yeah.
(07:45):
The moon landing was a hoax anyway.
Besides the point,not a coincidence. Okay, so the next.
I really, really believe that.
And then they make a verycompelling argument so that when you.
And then I looked it upand instantly everybody's, like,
disproving theories of it,that's all like.
No, but you're on the in the sense thatlike they did go is what you're saying.
They did good?
I think so, yeah.
(08:06):
But and there was another leap
for flat earthers,and I'm actually starting to believe them.
Okay.
Because because the water doesn'thave any, carbonation in it.
So it is flat earth. Oh, for God's sake,
hear that
joke the other day is water, you idiot.
Whatever.
(08:26):
I probably the ocean
flat ocean theory.
Yeah, I could probably ruin that joke.
A guy told it to me. Yeah,I was gonna say maybe.
Oh, yeah, you like doing that?
And I was like,you heard it before. Five minutes.
Six minutes. And I was like, oh, good.
I heard without anything to back itand haven't looked at this up at all,
but I just remembered right nowthat I heard they found a large, large
(08:47):
pocket of waterunderground and planet Earth,
something like, oh, I don't know.
Now this sounds insane, but
as large as the ocean, essentially.
But inside the earth. Trippy.
And it's probably super hot.
I don't know, I don't knowwhat the state of it would be.
Yeah,I doubt that it would be for chambers.
I doubt that it would be completelylike, sterile.
(09:11):
So that means the life would grow in it.
Can you imagine right now for a second,if this was the case,
if there was an ocean sizedball of water inside the planet somewhere?
And what creatures are there?
Yeah.
What kind of thingslive in their monstrosities?
Yeah,just Leviathans eating Leviathan. Yeah.
(09:32):
What the Holy crap dude said. Yeah.
Ecosystem of the scariest.
Where is the surface? Yeah.
So, yeah, I'm going to get derailed20,000 times because that's the way I go.
But I've heard of a story of,like, green people living in the earth.
And apparently it's a true storyin the 40s, like,
and they never saw the light of day.And they were like.
They were like one of them slipped away.
I we may have talked about this before.
(09:54):
One of them like there's like aa water like in their town.
Like I had no idea about the peopleon, on Earth and their ecosystem.
They lived in the Earth andthey had a whole ecosystem under there.
And then one got away and their skin wasgreen because of their climate and no sun.
And one of them somehow came.
Nothing could be worse to methan, going through a tiny tunnel
(10:15):
in the waydeep in the earth, like forwards
and not being able to moveor get stuck like,
there's nothing I don't understandpeople who do that where it's like,
I saw this video
that just, like, haunts me of this guyjust going into the tiniest space.
Like,
kind of likethere's water and stuff around,
but just like, caving into a spotthat looks like,
you know, onlyhis shoes should be able to fit through.
Yeah.
It's like going headfirst.
Like,how do you know what's on the other side?
(10:36):
Why are you doing that? Like, so,like I know it's on the other side.
Obviously they're not trying to get stuck,but I think could be worse.
Like, I just I hate it.
So claustrophobic. Me too.
I mean, that's one of my biggest thingsand I could
that's just people who do that stuff.
I'm like, why?
First off,I mean, I get afraid there. Yeah.
But then logically,
I mean, if I stop to
think about it logically, there shouldn'tbe anything wrong about it.
(10:57):
I mean, going into it, no.
If you can fit, you can fit. Yeah.
So whatever.
But if you.
But I just have such an irrational, insanefear of getting stuck
and not being able to move my arms.
Well, I can tell you,I just watched the story, for my guy, Mr.
B, I've mentioned him a few times, Mr.
Ball, about a guy it was.
I'm not even going to butcherwhere he was from, but he was in a place
he was actually looking for bat poopbecause the used in farming.
(11:19):
And that was like one of the only jobs outwhere this was.
And he knew of a cave that nobody went tobecause it was far too tight
to get in there.
But he was like an extra skinny dude.
And he's like, I was in shorts.
And it was like so muchbecause it was untouched for years.
Right?
And there's pockets of batsand stuff like that.
Anyways, he went in and yeah, likehe could just fit basically going forward.
(11:39):
And then he had a rope that he likeliterally had tied to his like ankle.
Just like,oh my god, I have a trail behind him.
He had his headlamp.
And then it was pitch dark too.
So he's feeling around.
And then he fell and it was like a pocket.
And he got some stuff put in his bagand then he.
So he filled his bagand then he looked up ahead
and you could kind of see like some batsflying around.
(11:59):
So he knew there was another one.
And then when he kind of got closer to it,it was a massive fucking.
He's like, yo, gold,I just hit the gold mine.
And then he went up to it.
But then he looked and there's a big deepcrack in that mountain to down downwards.
And he was like terrified of fallingin there obviously, as anybody would.
But it was like easy enough that he couldlike kind of crawl his body over it.
It wasn't like a wide gap.It was just deep.
(12:21):
So then he goes to go over it.
But then guess what happens is headlamp
falls.
But then he hears like a ping.
So he knows that it wasn't that deep down,but it was deep enough.
So then he goes to try to reach for it.
Long story short, you know where this isgoing. Falls in the hole.
Oh my God. Stuck in there.
I think it's like something like 72 hours.
His brother went looking for himbecause his brother knew
(12:42):
where he went to go for the stuff.
And it's like he found him in there
72 hoursand you heard just the faintest moaning.
But his brother couldn't get in thereto save him or help him at the time.
And eventuallyI think they were able to like his,
like rope or whatever that he had.
They were able to reach him out of there,and he was so fucking battered
and just wasted awayand upside down in there.
For how long? Yeah.
Blood rushing to your head like,fuck yeah, just for three days, dude.
(13:06):
Yeah.
Anyway, horrible thing to think about.
Yeah.
Having happened to you so carefulwhere you go crawling around people.
That's the moral of the story.
You go crawling for back, going, oh,
you see a big juicy scoop in there.
Remember? Remember safety first.
That's right.
Get yourself safe access into there.
Yeah. Oh, I hate those stories too. Yeah.
(13:28):
And or cave diving or like,underwater and shit, I think.
I think that's the worst thing is goingand adding the underwater element to that.
You're absolutely a maniac.
Yeah, yeah, you have to be.
There's no other conclusionor just the bravest ever.
That's so crazy.
Okay, so we're gonna go back to the, coincidences.
The twins named him.
So this is another coincidence.
(13:50):
1979 a set of twinswas reunited at age 39.
They'd been separated at four weeks old,and for 37 years,
hardly knew of each other's existence.
So whenthey met, there was a few surprises.
Both boys had been named Jimby their adoptive parents,
both loved math and carpentry.
Both pursued careers in security.
Even each year
(14:10):
they each married a woman named Linda,divorced and remarried women named Betty.
As for their kidsnames, James Allen and James Allen,
And when Allen is met with two L'sand one Allen spelt with one
L, it was fascinating reunion,to say the least.
I don't knowwhy the last name was a change.
Oh no, because of the peoplewho adopted them.
Yeah, right. That is.
(14:31):
But yeah, I just picture them just like,no way, no
way, like no way, no way back.
What's his name? No way.
No way. No.
Oh my God, oh my God.
This can't be happening. Yeah.
And after he's like,yeah, I'm full of shit.
Yeah. My name is John. Yeah.
(14:52):
He just kept saying, me too.
Yeah. Me too.
That's crazy. Me too.
We're going to sell this online. Wow.
But but in all honesty,that is actually super pretty freaky.
I wonder how that happens.
I, I think there's some brainwaveswaving, you know?
So because me and my brother,I think, have a bit of a twin
(15:14):
telepathy thing, and I'm a twin, you know,so I wonder how much.
Because, there was some study a while agothat was saying that
a lot more of our behaviors are actually,like, predetermined by our genetics.
Right. So if you
I mean,
most twins that grow up together,most do grow up together.
(15:35):
And they because they're aroundeach other, they purposely
probably try to do different thingsto their own person.
And they're not just going to dothe exact same thing that their twin does.
Oh, but if you were removed away andhad no idea you even had a twin, right?
Would you just naturally doway more similar things?
Like how predetermined are your genetics?That's true.
Cause me, my brother, always likeI always like, read it. Yeah.
(15:56):
Then he like blue had to.Because those are your things.
Yeah. That's your individuality.
You get your individuality.And that makes sense for a twin.
But my cousins also were red and blue,you know, like, yeah, they have a color
associated with the human being,which is hilarious, which is all.
Yeah, I'm mad.
I'm from blue things and Tyler red things.
Yeah, it's funny,but it's how they could tell us apart too.
(16:16):
Yeah.
But then the other thingtoo, is like their adoptive parents
naming them the same is kind of weirdbecause that's just random.
That is just purely.
I mean,maybe they just look just like a GM.
Yeah, this baby looks like a Jim. Yeah.
I mean, they're just genetically Jim.
So I don't know what to tell you.
It sounds like a shitty TV show. No. Yeah.
Genetically. Jim.
Oh, my God, it's just it's a showabout a guy goes to live with his clone.
(16:37):
Yeah,
dude, write that down.
Write that down. Oh, yeah?
Well, this, like,we're not recording this in some way.
Oh, yeah. Wait, what? Yeah.You can't take that New York.
Oh, we're just talking.
Oh, no, I gotta go.
Hey, these mikes aren't even plugged in.
Yeah.
Okay, so for the next one,all the Eleanor Rigby's in 1957, John
(16:58):
Lennon and Paul McCartney met at a partyat Saint Peter's Church in Woolton.
It was a fateful meeting,
one that no doubt changedthe course of musical history.
But that's not the coincidence here.
Just yards away from their meetingplace was the grave of Eleanor Rigby.
Nine years later, McCartney wrote the songEleanor Rigby.
He claimed he named the characterafter the actress Eleanor Bron,
and a store in Bristolnamed Rigby and Evans.
(17:19):
Later, he admitted
that the grave may have playeda subliminal part in the song's namesake.
Regardless, the deeds to Miss Rigby'sgrave was auctioned off
but failed to sell for thing.
Nobody went to her funeral either.
Just a couple strays for Eleanor Rigby.
Jesus. Well, yeah.Why did they have to say that?
But yeah, she.Nobody wanted to buy her plot.
Even if the Beatles made a song about itand nobody went to her funeral.
(17:41):
It's like, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, we've only but.
Well, anyway,that's trippy, though, that he like slick.
No, of course not.
I named it after Eleanor Braun.
And I don't do a good Beatles accent.
Hahahahaha! What do you mean?
What do you mean? It sounds great.
My name's Ringo. Whoa.
(18:01):
Spot on me.
Spot on.
Stephen Hawking's death.
This one's like
mid, but I think it's a trip.
Okay, guys, go to the bathroom,get some popcorn.
No, it's it's.
I think whatever it is, it's from the mid.
This is a bit. Yeah.
As Stephen Hawking himself would tellyou, time is relative.
But that doesn't quite explainwhy his death occurred.
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On what many considera fairly significant day, Einstein's 139th
birthday, Galileo's300th death day, and Pi Day,
which is January, February, March 14th.
Like 3.14.
But what's a death day?
I didn't know that peoplethe day that they do that 300 year
anniversary of the whatever dayit was passed away, I guess
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I feel like they'rejust really looking for connections.
Yeah, I'msure I'm sure of, like, three things.
Yeah,there were probably other things, too.
Yeah.
It was the day that, Jessica Simpson got married.
That's right. Yeah.
The Australian prime minister,had his daughter's birthday party, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I think it was.
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Yeah.
Oh, man.
Anyway, so that mid.
Anyways,hopefully your bathroom break was good
and, we're going into a top tiernine out of ten one.
Oh this is crazy. Yeah okay.
This is going to be nuts.
Hang onto your butts everybody.
Or your captain's hats.
Oh that'll make sense later.
Don't let her aboard.
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As what the title of this one is.
As a ship stewardess, you're bound to seesome strange sights on the high seas.
But to experience two of the most infamoussinkings and one collision.
Well, that's just bad luck.
Fortunately for Violet Jessop,she survived all three.
Violet was aboardthe RMS Titanic when it sunk in 1912.
She was a broad lifeboats, sorry.
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She was aboard lifeboat boat 16and handed a baby to look after
as well as its sister ship.She grabbed a baby.
Yeah,she's like, here, look after this baby.
Perfect opportunity.
This baby I need in the boat.
I didn't survive the Titanicjust to go down in this.
Yeah.
As of a sister ship, the HMS Britannic,
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when it sunk in 1916,her lifeboat was nearly sucked
under the boat's propellers,but she jumped out and survived.
Oh, wait.
So it was suckedinto the boat's propellers.
So I guess it was.But she she bailed again.
Swam faster than thatin the boat's ability to suck her in.
Yeah.
Oh, nice and terrifyingand very terrifying.
She was also aboardthe third of the sister ships, the RMB.
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S Olympic, when it collidedwith a British warship in 1911.
There were no fatalities in this one.
Jessop died at 83 of congestiveheart failure in 1971.
Damn.
Yeah. Three boat incidents.
Is there any other boat?I don't even know.
I think that's all three.
I mean, they're probably other ones, butI mean, like in history, boats going down.
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Yeah, but not due to war.
Yeah, due to leisure.
Leisure.
But yeah, there's a long hitting two.
No, there's three. Changed my mind.
The ocean is littered with with ships.
Yeah, absolutely. Tons and tons of stuff.
Yeah.
As a pirate who's been on, like,he's like, that's nothing.
I've been on 50,000boat wrecks or something.
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You can't
count it if you yourselfare the ones sinking them.
He's just a shitty pilot, captain.
Like a bad pirate guy.I thought it's a bad pirate guy.
Okay.
And the last one?
The sandwich that shaped the modern world.
And get ready to.
So after this, we're going into a sponsor.
While you might have learned that WorldWar One was caused by the assassination
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of Archduke Franz Ferdinand,
your history teachercould have left out the fact
the assassination was made possible.
Because the assassinsstopped for a sandwich.
You see, the original attemptto kill the Archduke failed miserably.
Their bombhit the car behind for the dance.
The funny image.
Oh, shoot. They're coming for me.
But like, it'snot funny at all. That's it.
What do you mean, it's funny?
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I don't know.
They have too soon.
It's just like a bomb comingright behind the guy.
Was. I also don't knowwhat Franz Ferdinand did.
Would be horrifying.
Was he a dictator or something?There's an archbishop,
Lazar.
Yeah, that's the only one I remember.
You mean Lazarus from the air?
Blew that blow.
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Why do you say like Mike Tyson?
I don't know, man.
Does things have its own? Sometimes?
Not through letters.
Archbishop Lazarus.
He let us down here. Yeah.
The bastard led us into a trap.
Yeah.
Oh, Okay.
Where was I before I went off?
Oh. That's not hilarious at all.
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The bomb hit the car behind Ferdinand,and he escaped the scene unscathed.
Obviously,the assassins were angry about this,
and one of them stopped to get a sandwichat a nearby cafe.
Meanwhile,the archduke dashed off in his car.
It just. I don't know why it's so cartoonyin my head.
God, he's, like, running away.And it's like Mario, almost.
You know what I mean?
Well, I mean, if youif we could see inside your head
and that it was funny, then we would also,you would get it.
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It's a little insensitive.
Just a lot of guysgetting bombed. Yeah. Yeah,
he did
get killed, so trust me, it's pretty funnyif you last long.
His. His survival. Yeah.
Meanwhile,the archduke dashed off in his car.
Happy to be alive.
Unfortunately, his drivermade a wrong turn and pass right
by the cafe where his attacker hadstopped for a bite to eat.
The man saw him, shot
the Archduke and his wife,and sent the world into the real Princip.
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Is that of the Black Hand.
Yeah. Is that. Yeah. Did it? Yeah.
The assassination is said to have beenthe launch point for World War One.
Yeah. Yeah.
So he went for a sandwich.
He's like, I just just like, damn it.
And then he like, looks.He's like, oh, two.
And then got him.
Yeah.
Well but see anyways,a future first fight.
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Peanut butter pickle sandwich.
Yourself a peanut butter pickle sandwichdown at peanut butter pickles.
So, you head down there and, Yeah.
Enjoy it.
You got to get him fresh, though,so I suggest you don't get them.
Skip the dishes or whatever.
You go in, dine in peanut butter, pickles,peanut butter pickle sandwich.
That sounds delicious.Getting pressed in the panini press.
Get them.
You can get them on a popsicle stickif you want.
And rumor has it, that's
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what the assassins were eatingwhile he assassinated.
Transferred in it.
Peanut butter pickles.
Peanut butter pickles.
And we're back.
Those crunchy peanut butter pickles.Thank you very much.
That was delicious. Super, super good.Peanut butter.
Peanut butter picklesandwiches are peanut butter pickles.
Well, I mean, they sent an entire cratefull of all this different shit.
So it was, I mean, oh,I only tried a couple things so far.
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It was the name of the assassinate her,assassin, Gavrilo Princip.
Gavrilo Princip, the inventorof the peanut butter pickle sandwich.
Did he he, like, was in the backof the restaurant making his own?
He's pissed off.It is like failed assassination attempt.
He's like, you know what?
Go the way I know how to make it better.Just fucking.
Do I know what I'll do?
Is this peanut butter in here?
This is fascination. Thingain't working out for me. Yeah.
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Wait a minute. There's the Archduke.
I'm back in, baby.
My hands are covered in, like,fucking peanut butter and pickles.
Oh, shit.
Fuck.
Okay, so now we move on to a lesser
enlightened story.
Like a seven out of ten out of ten?
No, just, hopefully just grade our own stories every time before.
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This is a one out of ten people get ready
because you're not going to have your hatsknocked off.
It's the jam master Jay.
You're familiar with Run-D.M.C.?Of course, of course. Yeah.
So was the DJ Day.
While all the letters of his name.
But it ain't smashingall the aspects of his game.
So check out the man
as he cuts these gems and look at uswith the mikes in our hands.
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Then take a count.
One, two, three jam Mr.
Jay Run-D.M.C. and.
He's joiningus today, the big beat blaster.
He gets better because he knowhe has got a cue that, the ace up
rock clip was like,it was a battlefield or.
No, a battleship.
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Gray sky.
The day I got the call,Jam Master Jay died.
The boy, the battleship, gray sky.
The day I got the phone call, Jim.
Master Jay died,
I said, no,I'll probably never write another day lie.
Because the thing is, technicallymore than a portable a right
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there.
That's what a pioneer, Paul,in comparison to your 99 bottles of beer,
will has bananapeels in your hamster wheels,
hand candies in your shoe box, please.
Bob Scott Adidas Rest in peace.
Get at me.
He's, like, talking on his, like,answering machine or whatever.
Yeah. It's cool. Okay.
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Yeah.
More than 21 years after the death of JamMaster Jay, one third of the legendary
hip hop trio Run-D.M.C., a jury has foundtwo men guilty of his murder.
Ronald Washington and Carl Jordan Jr.
Ronald Washington.
Hey, Ronald. It that's good one.
I think, sometimes these names are fake.
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I, I think I'm just, like, predetermineand define stories with the most random.
Like, what was it, zip Hartigan and or.
Oh, man. Wing Flanagan. Yeah.
What the hell?
And it's like,I'm just meant to find these stories.
Yeah.
Ronald Washingtonyeah, that sounds like the most fake.
He's like he was at McDonald's.
And then he like, no, I don't know.
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Yeah.
White House,
they face a minimum of 20 years in prisonand a maximum life sentence
for the 2020.
Sorry.
The 2002 killing of Jazz MasterJay more than two decades
after they killed Jason Mizell,which is his real name
in the recording studio,Jordan and Washington
have finally been held accountablefor their cold blooded crime.
Driven by greed and revenge.
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U.S. Attorney Brian P said thatthe victims, professionally known as Jazz
MasterJay, was a hip hop icon and Run-D.M.C.,
whose music was born in Hollis, Queensin the in this very district and beloved
by so many artists, are the tragedy ofa life senselessly cut short.
So Mizell had also been selling cocaineand in August 2002,
he received ten kilograms on consignmentto sell in the Maryland area
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to him with slang in the the cocaine.
The white. Yep.
Washington and Jordan were brought inon the deal, which was worth
almost 200K was worth a lot of money, $200,000.
But after a disagreementbetween Washington and another participant
cut, Washington and Jordan had a deal.
Prosecutors said, in an actthat prosecutors called one of revenge
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at about 7:30 p.m.
on October 30th, 2022,Washington and Jordan entered
to fire escape at the back of Mitchell'srecording studio in Jamaica, Queens.
They did so with the help of a third manwho allegedly unlocked the fire escape.
He will be tried in a separate casein January 2026.
What?
So there's a third guy,I guess. Yeah, but he's not even.
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He hasn't even been tried yet. Until.
Until not even next year.
Wow. Yeah, for a while. Yes.
This is breaking myths.
Always playing video gamesand going over documents
with his business manager and greetedthe two men as they entered Jordan,
who is Mitchell's godson, which addsan extra level of oh yeah, betrayal.
Then pulled out a gun, shot Mitchelltwice in the head at close range. Wow.
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He died on the scene.
This district attorney's office said.
So that's that's the whole thing.
So they basically it was a drug dealthat he got cut out of.
It was his own godson that killed him.
Savage. Yeah.
The person is like
living GTA in real life for some reason.
Real? Yeah.
Letting somebody in and then just runningand killing the you game.
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Executing someone. Yeah. Shit. Fucked up.
That's crazy.
Yeah, I don't know.
It's guilty guilty guilty guilty. Wow.
That's the
that's,Anyways, I had to throw that in there.
I guess I didn't,but I guess they didn't have to do.
I didn't have to. My hands were tied, but.
Yeah.
So rest in peace and peace, homie.
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I mean, nobody deserves to die,especially like that,
especially by a family member,but at the same time,
don't want to get to make somethingthat's also gangster.
Get it? Yeah, yeah.
Gangster life.
They're not kiddingwhen they rap about that stuff.
I mean, damn, yeah, I guess so.
Like, they theythey're the real deal, man.
Run-D.M.C..
Okay.
And now we're on to our third segment.
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Am I the asshole?
Okay, so I got to.
Yes, but I'll tell you.
Yeah.
Go ahead.
Okay. Being alone on my bidet,
I wanted to be aloneand just relax or play
video games and wanted to do thatfor little over a month.
My family kept telling me,what are we doing?
And what do you want to do?
I got tired of it and decided to say,let's go play golf or something.
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One of my family members decided to makea cookout, which honestly was too much.
I didn't want to,but didn't want to be rude either.
I said yes since I wanted itto be just close family members,
the ones that we went to play golf with.
She started telling me over the daysshe invited this person,
then another family.I was getting tired of it already.
I never wanted a party for my birthday.
My family members are telling me,why do I look so sad?
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Or what's with the face?
To be frank,
she did tell me if I wanted to cancel it,I could, but I didn't want to seem rude.
The party happenedand I want to cry and yell.
I wanted to be somewhat alone,but it turned into a party.
I know that my parents and family membersare going to start
yelling at me, since I had a straight facethe whole time.
Am I the asshole for wanting to bealone and wanting to lash out
you terms?
(31:16):
You didn't communicate properly.
And also,you can't say I didn't want to seem rude,
but also it's to the degree where peopleare asking, what's with the face, right?
You know, so, like,either you're happy with it
and that's and you're okay to be there or,
you know, you're not happy.
But also kind of,I don't know, your birthday is also a day
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for celebrating you. Right?
Which is for some people,their birthday is
where they get to be the kingand do whatever they want.
And that's fine.
For some people, their birthdayis to be celebrated by a bunch of people.
You should probably respectsomebody's wishes if they're vocal
enough about those wishes.
But like also if it's your birthday,you got to understand that
like your parentsand you know, your friends
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and those people who want to celebrateyou, you should be grateful
that you have peoplewho want to celebrate you.
It's there are people who are just aloneand don't have anybody to celebrate them.
So, you know,at the same time, like, I get
not wanting to be rude and that's whythey let it happen.
It's because they understandthis, obviously, that like, you know,
people are putting in effort and whatnot.
But I don't know, maybe a bit more effortcould have been put
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towards, you know, okay,well on a different day, let's do.
Right.
You know whatevervideo games and chilling or whatever.
But like just so you a heads up,you know, on your birthday
we're going to be having peopleor whatever celebrating you.
I don't know, whatever it is,you know, I don't I don't like it.
I'm a very social person.
So it's hard for me to imaginewhen somebody really doesn't
want a bunch of attention total.
But I think that that should be respected.
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Like if they just don'twant a gang of people showing up
and that would make their day worsethan you shouldn't probably do it.
And I agree withso the comments on this one is
they think that the, Redditor hereis the asshole, the person who posted it.
That's that'swhat they all, came to agree on.
And then somebody said like, fair enough.
Like I'm an introvert,too, is like a girl.
I was saying this and she's like,and I appreciate my own time, she said.
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And like, honestly, on my birthday,sometimes I just want to be alone,
which I'm like, okay.
And then apparently she said she'll like,
get her husband to go out,get her a bottle of wine,
her favorite wine, and then leave.
And then she just drinks wine, watches TVby herself on her birthday and that's it.
Yeah, you could go for a walkif you're overwhelmed.
And also remember that
it's only going to be a couple hoursand then you will be alone again,
you know, at home, in your bedor whatever.
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Social anxiety is the real thing for you.
Try your best
to weather the thing and just rememberthat people are there for you.
Exactly.
And if they're giving you shitlike what's with the face and stuff,
then just like I hate to say it,it's hard to do it, but just be honest.
Like I just get nervous in crowds.Yeah, it's nothing personal.
Yeah. I'm, you know, it's.
You're allowed to sayI just get nervous in crowds.
Socially overwhelmed. Yeah.
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Yeah, people.
People all take it personallywhen someone's frowning, the
they think that, oh,what can I do to make that stop?
You know what? Yeah.What can I do to help this person?
They're on. It's their birthday.They shouldn't be frowning. What can I do?
So they come up and say, what can I do?
Right?
But really, leaving them alonewould be what they could do. Yeah, right.
You're more than welcome.
And you don't want to be rude and say whyI wish I was left alone.
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Yeah, because you haven'tseen this person in forever.
So it's like a really tough situationto be put in.
But you are allowed to say,I just get nervous in crowds.
You know, I'm not.
I'm not used to this.
I just have a lot of people anda lot of attention and it's really sweet.
But I just get nervous.
And that's the, act.
If you're going to bethat much of an introvert, too, like I'm.
No, I'm not a psychiatrist over here oranything, but if you're going to be that,
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if it's that overwhelming for you,then I think you need to work
just a tad harder on the communicationskills, just with your parents.
Whatever it isthat is organizing this against your will.
Yeah, I got a clown.
We got a fucking. Well, yeah,that's a keg.
Sounds like a dope birthday.
He's gonna say.
Yeah, you're also allowedto just go for a walk if people are, like,
not listening to you at alland just doing,
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you know, getting clowns and all thisstuff when you didn't ask for any of it.
Yeah, but you have to be clear, you know,
because if you if they're like, whatdo you want to do? What do you want to do?
They kept asking, what do you want to do?What do you wanna do.
And so instead of her sayingor whoever it is, them saying,
I want to very badly to do nothing.
Yeah.
What I want is for everyoneto leave me alone just for a day.
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We can do a different.
We can hang out or we can, you know, visitdifferent people at different times,
on different days for whatever.Because I do miss those people.
But for my birthday.
Yeah.
Mom and dad, what I wantis to totally just have, like, serenity.
Yeah.
And just we'll rent some movies and stuff.
Maybe 1 or 2 of us can hang and watchor just me by myself in the basement.
I would like to do that.
(35:31):
And then it sounds like,because the parents kept asking,
what do you want to do?What do you want to do?
That if they had responded and saidclearly that that's what they want to do,
the parents would have been like, oh damn.
Okay, well, let's get you like bubblebaths and let's get your candles.
Let'sdo what movie do you want us to rent?
What what pizza do you want?We'll hook it up.
Yeah, because that's what the parentsjust want you to be happy, right?
And read your mind. Yeah.
(35:52):
That's right.
They're not trying to be an assholeand force a bunch of interaction on you.
What they're doing is
they're tryingto make your birthday memorable
so that you'rethey're not feeling guilty years later.
Like, what did we we'd let her have
or that we let them have their birthdayjust with nothing.
Yeah, yeah.
A pizza and a high five, right?
You know,like they want to do something for you.
So let them do some.
Let somebody do something for you,I guess, is what I'm saying.
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It's not always about you.
It's about letting somebodydo something for you.
Your friends, your friendsand your parents love you.
Yeah. So.
And it's true, there'ssome people that don't have that at all.
So be grateful. Yeah.
Respect. Yeah. For sure.
All right okay.So I think we determined that one.
And then we're on to the second one.
But but to do so this happenedfive days ago.
This is a very recent post,but it was one of the more popular ones.
(36:35):
Yeah. Recent.
So am I the asshole for askingmy girlfriend if she can take a shower?
My girlfriend really only showersonce a week.
Twice if I'm lucky. Typically.
Yeah.
You're not the asshole.Yeah. Automatically. Yeah.
Jesus dude.
Typically you go to the gym togetherand I've often asked her
why she doesn't showerand she's always comes with things like,
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oh women don't really sweat muchand I sweat very little.
Even for a woman. Standards,
whatever that means.
Damn. Yeah. It's not about.
It's just about sweat.
Yeah.
Just the hygiene gone. Yeah.
And I don't buy it, I can smell.
Oh, no, bro, I used to just suck it upbecause I know she's extremely sensitive.
(37:20):
Oh, we're kind of Nazi for work here.
But no even affected our sex life.
I used to love going down on her,but after not showering.
Where are you?
Long work days, etc..
I've lost interest.
No kidding dude.
Yeah. I'm sorry. That's messed up.
No more muff divers for her.
Okay.
Fast forward a bit.
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She knows she now startsusing the sauna at the gym.
Maybe an average of ten times a week.
She trying to get rid of this man?
Sheesh.
She still refuses to shower.
Oh, but a periodin between everything after that.
But I said there's just no wayyou don't sweat in the sauna.
Just me sitting five minutes in theregets me soaked.
(38:02):
She says she doesn't sweat much thereeither, and she sits there for 20 minutes.
I go, things are now worse.
I can smell her very badly.
Almost.
Get up out of there. That's.
Listen, Colonel, you gotta admire thisguy's, like, dedication.
But this is the kind of shitthe dude will go through.
You imagine? Yeah.
(38:23):
If the dude was a stinky, as if she wouldbe questioning whether or not she.
Yeah. So she'd be like, yo.
Yeah.You get your ass in the shower. Yeah.
Fully. Fuck.
Almost to the point
where I try not to breathein too close to her because it's not good.
Oh, dude. Yeah.
How can you possibly have a relationshipwith someone?
You trying not to breathe realm? That's.Yeah. Fucked.
(38:45):
I've tried so long to give her hintsto get her to shower.
More like, hey, do you want to takea shower together? Winky face.
But she can't take the hint. Says,why would you do that?
There's only room for one under therewater anyways.
It's like, bro, fuck!
Oh my lord, he's got to get of there.
Even if she's askingwhy I have a shower together.
Yeah, that's like doing a terrible job.
Oh my God, what do you say?
(39:06):
If he's like, he'sgoing to go in the shower
and he's going like,
bust out the shower head and be like,now let's, let's get you scrub down here.
Yeah. What? Yeah.
It turns from, like,
ultra sexual to, like, less sexual,like cleaning the lady's car.
Oh, my God.
The reverse.
(39:27):
That's.
Yeah. So, so so horrible.
But, But what a nice gentleman.
I know he's he's got patience.
Maybe he looks horrible.Maybe you. Yeah.
I always want to. Just to. Yeah.
Get a picture of these people.
One evening,
she wanted to lie down on the floorand stare at the world map she has.
She invited me to lie down next to her
and just talk about where you want togo, etc..
I mean, that's a cute thing to do,but I lasted for about one minute before
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I had to make up some damn excuseswhy I had to get up.
She then gets upset and says somethingalong the lines of why are you leaving?
You never want to do stuff with me.
The truth is justI can't be close to her for a long
oh my God, I know, I'm not sure.
I'm not even sureif I have started resenting her.
Like, oh no, no, no.
How long has this relationshipbeen going on?
You've got to talk to somebody about this.
(40:11):
I believe it was three years now.
Horrified this woman should be.
If you tell her seriouslyand she's like, doesn't care.
Oh yeah. Okay, well,you can't breathe around me.
Okay, well whatever.
Then it's like how it's like,no, no, that's it.
That's fucked. Yeah.
I would never expect somebodyto put up with that level of unhygienic,
disgusting inside of me.
I would be taking a shower.
(40:33):
Mortified. I'd be mortified.If people like work.
I hate finding out I've had bad breathlike I don't want.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
But it sucks. Like it's. Yeah.
No, it's terrible,I get it. But up above.
Yeah. I'm not.
I'm not even sureif I started to resent her
because it was only this one thingthat was bugging me in our relationship,
but maybe I did.
And that's my faultfor being bad at communicating to her.
(40:53):
And I've never around her.
So how can there be other conflicts?
But also, like, even admitted that she'shypersensitive it whenever he mentions it?
Yeah, I feel like we should go to like,somewhere like the Arctic
stands in her face.
Oh, I don't know.
Anyway, I gotta go.
Going to play Diablo.
Yeah. I'm out.
Anyway, I couldn't hold it in any longer.
(41:15):
I tried one last time to ask her if shewanted to take a shower with me to show.
Okay.
What do you want to share with me?
Yeah.
That,
to show that I did want to do stuffwith her, but she declined.
Then I said, no, thank you. Yeah.
Fuck, yeah.
Lord, I know you say you don't sweat,but I can smell it.
I don't like the smell of sweat, etc.
(41:37):
and it's it being a popular gymthat we go to.
I'd just appreciate itif you showered a bit more.
This is where she freaked out.
World War three started.
She accused me of things and askedif I found her disgusting.
It almost felt like she wanted me to think
she's disgustingfor some messed up reason.
Like he's like, you should have said, yes,I guess you're disgusting.
Yeah, like this was to create distancebetween us.
(41:59):
She's like, you're just trying to creep.
It's not like she can't help it.
It's something she can absolutely help.
Yeah.
So the dudes thinkingthat she was doing it on purpose
because she wanted him,she can break up with him,
but she's literallytrying to make herself repulsive to him
so he would break up with her.
That is what he was at is another reasonto break up with the person.
Oh yeah, for sure. That's so manipulative.
It's insane.
(42:19):
Like this
was an easy way to create distancebetween us, have less sex and all that.
I'm not sure. Maybe I'm overthinking it.
It's just to me,it feels awfully obvious to shower,
if not daily, at least every other day.
She said she doesn't want to shower herhair often, but still, you can shower
your body, which I get like, yeah, yeah,I just put my hair up out of the way.
Yeah. You don't need. Yeah, exactly.That's crazy.
(42:40):
Our relationship is borderline overbecause I hurt her.
So am I the ass? You hurt her? Yeah.
What could I have done differently?
Irrelevant.
But is it normalthat women shower less than men?
I was always under the assumptionit was the opposite.
So who do you think's the asshole?
Oh my God.
Obviously hurt.
Yeah, like that's madness.
(43:01):
If you're that bad at communicating, like,
how are you expecting to bewithin a relationship with somebody like,
she needsto grow up and break up with the dude
if she don't want to be with him or
she needs a reality check or somethingto be, like, completely nose blind.
Yeah, no sense of smell whatsoever.
And no one has ever told her and he's justbeen polite because he's being polite.
(43:23):
I don't know, but it's madness.
I feel like you get enough hintslike that, and you should probably do it
like your partner shouldn'tbe having to remind you to shower.
No, that's.
But if they do remind you,you should do it. Yeah.
You know, like, I mean, it's fair,I guess things happen.
Depression, whatever.
But like, if you get to the pointwhere someone just mentioning, hey,
you know, like,how do you not pick up on the hint, like,
(43:43):
how do you not think you shouldgo do that? Yeah. You're
you're multiple times asking somebody,hey, let's go shower.
Haha. Like how how did that night.
But also like it sounds liketheir communication was bad too.
I mean right, because if they
if he's getting turned down to gofor showers all the time, that sucks too.
Yeah. Wow.
Maybe the dude wants to gofor the damn shower.
He's not asking for his health here.
(44:05):
Yeah, literally asking for your help.
Like, damn.
Anyway. That's crazy.
Yeah. So it's disgusting.
If she was either, like,she wanted to break up with the dude
or she was just that crazy, like,I work with somebody
that smells bad dogs,and they didn't have to realize I have.
And it was so bad, it was like,
(44:26):
I know what it's liketo not want to be around the person.
You just like actually having to, like,find excuses to go away and stuff, like,
it's really bad.
I couldn't eat lunch
and when they were on my team, like,I'm like, no, I'm fucking going outside.
Like I'm unappetizing as fuck.
Like, we did work togetherfor quite a while, you know?
Yeah. Oh, shit. He's onto me. Yeah, yeah.
But, Yeah.
(44:47):
No, it was it was brutal.
And it was at a point wherethe manager had to say, hey, just see.
No, see, that's an awkward conversationfor a manager to have with somebody else.
But can you imagine trying to, like,
have to tell your partnerwho you know is going to explode?
Yeah, it's an interesting question.
Like she's waiting for him to ask. Yeah.
You know, like, oh, you find medisgusting.
It's like, well,that's what you to fucking say. No.
(45:09):
Yeah. I like how you smell. Horrible.Yeah. You smell like garbage. Great.
Yeah, that's one of my kinks,actually. Yeah.
Oh my God. No. Oh. Update.
So update this just in February 28th.
So a couple days ago, we broke up.
She refused to
accept she was disgusting by not showeringand did not see anything wrong.
(45:30):
Impossible for me to change her mindwhen she is dead.
Set on.
No wrongdoing.
No point for me to arguewith someone like that.
So they broke up a couple days ago.
Sorry thing.
Man, you just got to bouncebecause honestly, sometimes
it's it's kind of rarefor somebody in that situation
to suddenly start admitting thatthey're wrong when they never have before.
But I just I think psychologically,how could you go on like,
(45:53):
that's the sword you fall on or whateverthat takes the hell you die on?
Yeah. Fall on the like.
I don't know, it'sone of those things I'd be like, yo, like,
thanks for telling me.
And I'm going to make surethat this doesn't happen because, like,
there's got to be other people in her lifetelling her about it.
Like,you know, it's what it's to be first.
Yeah, she might be embarrassed. Itsucks, you know?
And maybe he feels like,listen, you're disgusting.
(46:13):
He's a douche bagof really asshole for sure.
Because if you if you have been, like,super cool and just hinting and she sucks
are getting hints, which, sometimespeople really suck at taking hints.
I know from experience, we all do. Yeah.
You know, so you can drop what you thinkis the most obvious hints
ever, and then it's great.
Woosh. Right, right over there.
So if youif he's been like, tiptoeing around
(46:35):
and you know,she hasn't been catching it at all.
And then finally and she keeps thinkingit's like about a sex thing.
Like a damn guy wants to keep talking.Give me in the.
Oh, no. Damn it! Yeah.
You want to give pushing that envelope?
Hey, I don't want to go in the shower.
Right?
You know, it's like.
No, dude,I'm asking you to be in the shower.
You know, and but instead, he's like,you're disgusting.
(46:56):
And you said what?
You know, you're disgusting.
Yeah, it's a bit of a rug pull.
It's been three timesnow. Yeah, it's been three weeks.
So brutal.
But I know it sounds.
It sounds like she's got to figureshit out.
I want to be a hippie.
Go in a van and find a dirty hippiewho wants to do that?
Be a Deadhead.
Yeah,but at the same time, like, it's almost.
(47:18):
It's like trying to be like,
Like I like trying to get your toddlerto have bath time.
It's like bath time. No.
It's like, what can this juvenile.
What could be less attractive than havingto, like, remind somebody to take,
I don't know. And, Yeah.
And and and just the fact if you work out,you're going to smell every even like
reminding somebody because of neglectand depression or anything like that.
(47:39):
It's like she actually believeshe's not gross. Yeah.
She's like, no, you're wrong.No, you're actually wrong.
What you're smellingis not real quick. What
delusional.
Are you going to get that checked? Okay.
I'm just, in a really awkward positionhere for no reason.
Yeah. So,Miss, psychologically, it's horrifying.
And, on to brighter things,but it's. Yeah.
I can't believe there's people like that.So that was pretty good one.
(48:00):
But, Yeah, definitely.
Bro, you made the right choice.
Yeah.
The the Q the Dell song.
You know, you gotta practice good hygiene.
Yeah. Okay. What is your name?
Del. Bulky.
Almost like.
And what is the name of your song?
The name of my song is.
If you must.
It's about fucking smelly people.
(48:27):
It's important to practice
good hygiene,at least if you want to work with my team.
I'm about to get into some shitthat I've seen.
This feels bad for me.
So bad on your ice cream.
Last your with my team. Yeah.
Hell yeah.
I know this guy.
His breath is melt your ice cream.
Whatever. Yeah.
(48:47):
That's such a banger. Yeah.
Hell yeah. What is it?
Wash your ass or something?Yeah. You got to wash out.
Ask if you must.
So if you must assume us. Yeah.
That's our show. Hey, if you.
Us. Yeah. That's that.
Or else you'll be funky.
also be born with that. So.
And yet She was funky shit.
(49:09):
So tell you do.
Am I the funky lady is funky.
You are the funky. Yeah.
Okay. Well, that's about it.That's all the bullets we got.
Anything elseyou want to wrap up this episode with?
New York, New York, New York,
that beautiful tuneI just wrote, which is called New Misery.
Oh, that's how it's called Missouri.
Yeah, yeah, I'll add it tothe pile of songs called New York.
(49:32):
People download it to be so upset.
Yeah. Wait, where did it take one secondto download it?
Oh, okay.
Well,that was that was something awful. Yeah.
You made Penny off of it.
Cool. Yeah. We're nearing the end here.
There's always something to talk about,but then when I go to talk about drawing
blank, it's about,you know, crickets, crickets, death.
Been thinking of.
I've been thinking of the dumbest shitever lately.
(49:53):
Well, the most funniest should ever.
Just my friend and I coming upwith Dungeon Sense album titles.
Nice and like,so, like, no, I can't share them.
Oh, the only thunder at one dayI'll share the,
the whole project or whatever,and I'll drop the name of the project
for the real nerds.
But yeah, I've been gigglingat certain things.
Look forward to that.
And if you were a D&D playerthat also listens to this,
(50:15):
you might have some accomplishmentin the near future.
What's, Oh yeah, accompaniment.
Oh, from the fan, from youryour project.
Top secret project. Yeah, yeah.
Just what I need another, musicaudio project.
Whatever. Hey, man. Baloney at the wall.One of them.
I mean, they're all sticking.
So you tell you what,you said that in a different episode,
you're like,oh, there's some shit at the wall.
See what sticks?
And like, oh, I guessthat's like one gross way to put it.
(50:42):
Oh, it's gross.
Way to put it through.
And throwing feces at the wall. Yeah.
So you know, it's you know,have you ever done that before.
Like when you're cooking pasta music.
Oh I see that.
Is that a real thing. Yeah.
And if it sticks it's really spaghetti.
Yeah.
If you throw the spirit at the walland the spaghetti
is that I'm saying.
Yeah.Do you know what it means? Spaghetti.
(51:03):
Spaghetti. It means a little strings.
Does it? Yeah.
What is, macaroni.
I mean, I don't know.
It's a wealth of pasta knowledge.
Yeah, yeah. Not really. Bonus. Yeah.
Modest amount of pasta knowledge.
That's pretty good. That's pretty cool.
I didn't know that,but I've never done it.
It was bounce off.
I'll don't know what that is, but,al dente al Dante means of by the tooth.
(51:28):
Is that what that means?
Yeah, by the tooth?
Yeah.
It means that you, like, tried sort of byit and see how tough it is or whatever.
I don't, a little bit tougher.
It's I Dante,
I always thought it was sloppieror like or on the other side there beers.
Okay.
Anyways, so
on that note, yeah, that's it for
(51:49):
the worst slurp here.
Episode on your way.
That is one of our Slurpeesepisodes for sure.
Yeah. We go back and slurp backsome of this peanut butter pickle yogurt.
Yep yep yep. Make sure to buypeanut butter.
Yep, yep.
That actually, one more thingI gotta say I watched the video.
It was like this dude,he was like this like emo guy.
(52:10):
And he was like performing onAmerican Idol type of thing.
I don't know what it was.
And the other dude was just like,looked at him
because he's like wearing skinny jeansand like, blue hair and stuff like that.
And he was just trying to be respectfuland he's like, yo, yo, yo. Just so.
So we're clear at the gates. Like,what is your preferred?
What do you prefer?
Adjectiveis that the guy was like, but but what
do you hear.
Preferred adjective.
It's like what pronouns
(52:31):
you ask me. I'm a pronoun. Yeah.
You mean you mean my pronouns?And he's like, yeah, yeah.
So that's what I've met. He's like,I'm him, I'm here. Yeah.
So I can't believe the dude askedwhat his adjective for.
It's so good.
Yeah. Oh, man. Awesome.
Yeah, it's fucking awesome. Fantastic.
I know what you say.
Yeah. Talented. Talented motherfucker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Anyways, had to share that.
(52:53):
Okay. Cool. Sweet.Thanks for being with us, New York.
Yea though. Shout out of the day.And these are my.
These are my these are mythese are my friends.
Adjectives.
Pronouns.
Oh, what's your pronouns?
He. Him. Yep.
That's it.
He. Him. Yep.
100%. 100%.
(53:13):
All right, let's hear something.
Spinthe fucking bottle like spider spins web.
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