We Have That Podcast At Home

This is it. The best worst movie. So many movies may try to be an instant cult classic "bad movie", but this isn’t something you can set out and engineer, no, it has to be grown. In nature. By goblins feeding you pistachio pudding. So good and tasty.

Better than Twitches and Halloweentown, but only kind of. Don’t watch if you can’t handle bad time travel. Play Ghost of Yotei.

Better than Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode. We also talked about Street Sharks.

We watched Twitches. That’s it, that’s the episode.

This week’s HILARIOUS episode features a gaggle of dumb questions and we figure out homelessness. You’re welcome.

This week we cover known killer Francis Castiglione and then Rachel finally gets the chance to talk about weird laws.

The real conspiracy theory is that this podcast isn’t real.

In this mini episode we managed to squeeze out despite our busy schedules, we’re the funniest we’ve ever been ever. So funny.

We collect the second half of our animal soul buddies and prepare to randomize the parts of our chimera. We’re set up with some winners so fingers crossed we get the best combo.

Abandoning the offensive term that is “spirit animal”, we’re gathering a catalog of animal soul buddies from various personality quizzes so that we can Frankenstein them together and discover the chimera inside.

We give our spoiler diseased review of Death of a Unicorn, a movie that should be loved but so many hate for some reason.

We watched The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai and if you haven’t, you should. Not so you can understand what we’re talking about, but so you understand that we’re not making it up as we go.

It’s a big celebration as we venture beyond double digits with rapid fire wheel spins during a telethon. We’re trying to give to charity but we’re just so plumb bad at it, but we’ve got good advice, reviews, quizzes, and homunculus veterans to pad the bad out.

Ice cream euphemisms, lettuce on pizza, which Avatar bender nation we are, and the dangers of Sleep Milk.

We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.

Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.