Shutdown Fullcast

• This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
• The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
• We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
• Charity Bowl res...

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’...

• Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property
• Final Four Recap
• Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?
• A refresher course for fired coaches
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan...

• Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
• Meet a new Lady Uncle
• Major League Baseball injury report
• Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
• Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/...

• Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
• Spencer gets a new nickname
• Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
• A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
• "How do y'all vomit?"
• This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
• Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
• Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <---...

• Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest
• Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever
• Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark
• Anatomically correct UGA band formation
• Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this
• Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest
• I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm
• The rap song you should never play in Philly
• Country Roads circle pit
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing ...

• We have invented several new forms of golf
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided e...

Dale update

Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal

Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again

Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show

This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions

Jason and Spencer announce some new projects

Ryan tests his skills as an actuary

Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals

Fullcast theme song arrang...

• It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt
• Pluto is still a planet
• Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
• Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrat...

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They

There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them

Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry

Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing

Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU

Enter The Potatotorium

Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Che...

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like

- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut

- Activating your glutes to podcast

- A basketball legend named Foots

- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya

- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare

- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty

- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz ...

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:

- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?

- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies

- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom

- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate

- Go Birds

- Go Bills

- Do Not Go Jags

- And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH

- Theme song ar...

- This show title is not about Jerry Jones but we do talk about Jerry Jones - Surprisingly normal assessment of a college football personnel move (alarming, we know) - Ryan reveals a recent moment of failure to be a true Eagles fan - Holly Anderson plays the role of Spencer Hall - The Super Bowl: Mount Healthy vs. Scorpion Bay - Important new business idea for cat owners that you can't steal from us

- This week's theme song arranged...

- More attempts at ASMR from Ryan - When Airplanes Get Hungry - The worst place to watch Act II of Oklahoma - The Mystery of the Abandoned Retirement Community Car - Katie vs. Biker Gang vs. Cops vs. Katie - Sewage Pump Missile Keys - May God grant you the confidence of a lady who brings her bird wherever she pleases - Forklifts: The Ultimate Revenge Tool - Bring Him Home (him is a gun)

- This week's theme song arranged and performe...

• The title game is still going on when this episode begins. It is over when the episode ends. Relive the final 13 minutes and 54 seconds with us!
• This isn't as entertaining as the time we popped in live during that one Bama-Clemson title game. You know the one, where Bama used their kicker as a lead blocker on 4th and 6. Also, Clemson was lined up in a FG-safe alignment five yards off the line of scrimmage because it was 4th and ...

• The college football playoff national championship game is next week. But first: The Dallas Cowboys
• Followed by a quick trip to either France, Spain, or Italy
• Whichever country this is, they're surprisingly uptight about body mods!
• Practical advice for your next urologist visit
• Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1-RO3RXmN98fYnkeNBrfI6tqXcV7MOnhXC0q7E7Lbz7k/vi...

• To ring in both the new year and the semifinal round of the college football playoff, let's examine the carceral state through the lens of McDonaldland
• Technically this episode is supposed to be previewing the Orange and Cotton Bowls. Let's see how that goes
• List of churches where you can probably smoke indoors
• Announcing our next book
• Here's where to send your submissions for our upcoming live show in Atlanta: https://docs.google....

• Arizona State in the quarterfinals lmao
• Unfrozen cavemen love this Rose Bowl
• Yes, we recorded this during BULLDONGS
• Kirby Smart discovers Catholicism
• Lane Kiffin's LumpsTax
• Theme by Russell Powell
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/
• Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other...

• Other committees that failed to pick Bama
• Worst Tampa-Australian accent ever
• Mack Brown was at the Handjob Hill game
• Join us in the Handjob Hill comments section: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdp_S_jcb3k&t=2024s
• THE WOLFMAN VS THE WRANGLER
• Theme by Christian Ashlock
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? htt...