Shutdown Fullcast

• This is somehow the first episode where Ryan has reason to ask Spencer "Are you recording your living will right now?"
• We're joined by Scott of Action Cookbook fame in an attempt to fix the annoying parts of the college football postseason.
• We do accomplish that goal by the end of the episode. We're calling this solution "The Knockout Game," a term of our own invention
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• ...

• It's time once again for our annual Italian cycling episode, and Cap'n Surber's got the mic
• What endurance athletes can learn from elite hot-dog eaters
• A Ryan segment serving as a reminder that we are also the nation's leading NAIA baseball podcast
• The legend(s) of Rev The River Monster
• Women's College World Series celebratory segment, pointedly and hurtfully excluding Stanford
• Moving through our typical progression, we come next to...

• For the holiday week, we bring you a treat: the unearthed recording of our summer 2024 live show in Raleigh, North Carolina, featuring the third installment of our most popular running disaster theme: lawns and the calamities that befall them
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Godfrey, which i...

• First order of business: Ryan selects a new CEO for college football

• Second order of business: What is the ideal name for each position player in football?

• Lots of announcements in this one, helpfully collected for you in the podcast business section right smack in the middle of the episode

• Help us run up the score on intrepid reader Emily’s fundraiser for Georgia STOMP: https://secure.givelively.or...

• It is time to be concerned about Ryan's emotional processing
• What do Interstellar, Little Giants, and Grave of the Fireflies have in common?
• The Legend of Cookie Man
• Spencer identifies the true fast food restaurant of Saudi Arabia
• An important discussion about Michael Jordan winning Luc Longley's clothing
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Michael Sitler
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Lis...

• Folks we're fighting the atheists with our heavenly dicks again
• Let's use that viral soda map to do conference realignment
• Perils of the new GTA
• Ryan is mad about the Kentucky Derby for reasons you probably cannot predict but we hope you will appreciate
• Where to go for lunch in America
• Test driving our Mike Lombardi voices
• Critical support to the gotcha merchants at CBS Sunday Morning
• Staring uneasily at the normies cresting the horiz...

• Spencer and Jason welcome Joel Anderson for a discussion of this year’s biggest NFL draft surprises, and also all the theme parks they have been to where people have died.

• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz

• Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com

• Check out...

• This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
• The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
• We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
• Charity Bowl res...

- Welcome to Charity Bowl week, now featuring new tools to track how badly you're beating your rivals at https://www.moneycannon.org/

- The questions mainstream media isn't asking about Steve Belichick - Finding coaches with overly long Wikipedia career summaries

- The Cursed Island of the 2007 Atlanta Falcons

- Maybe this is the Charity Bowl stretch goal Spencer will fulfill

- This week's theme song by Trey McClure

- Check out Surber’...

• Ryan shares a bold vision of the future for EA Sports' flagship college football property
• Final Four Recap
• Which teams in what sports do we think we could coach to a precise .500 record in one season?
• A refresher course for fired coaches
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Sign up for update's about Ryan...

• Holly contemplates some recreational tree surgery
• Meet a new Lady Uncle
• Major League Baseball injury report
• Requisitioning elements of other sports to build a better or at least more interesting form of college football
• Merch Madness totals announced and new PTKU initiative unveiled!
• The 2025 Charity Bowl begins on April 14
• Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Nick Kivi
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/...

• Ryan shares his bold new vision for personal banking
• Spencer gets a new nickname
• Yes, Venom is also in this episode. You're welcome
• A dive into the lore of Gatorlode®
• "How do y'all vomit?"
• This will eventually be known as "the Halle Berry episode" for a couple different reasons, and we're confident you will be surprised by both of them!
• Tips for Men: Maximize productivity in your morning routines!
• Is This Movie A Sports Movie? <---...

• Recorded October 2024 at Furnace Fest
• Our loudest WWWWWWWWWWELCOME ever
• Closing pitcher Gasolina Shark
• Anatomically correct UGA band formation
• Yes, Michigan-Ohio State has always been like this
• Rock Jam Cock/Christ Fest
• I gotta save my family’s bass clarinet farm
• The rap song you should never play in Philly
• Country Roads circle pit
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing ...

• We have invented several new forms of golf
• It's Merch Madness time! What's that mean? Several things! First, we've got some new items up in the Shutdown Fullstore (www.preownedairboats.com) celebrating Protect Trans Kids University
• But that's not all: From now through the end of the month (that month is March 2025), ALL proceeds from our store – PTKU gear, Antioch the Birthday Spider greeting cards, everything – will be divided e...

Dale update

Let's check in on our favorite childhood pal, Peeing Calvin Window Decal

Clemson and Florida State and the ACC make up, sort of. Surely nothing like this will never happen again

Welcoming Bobby Bowden back to the show

This week on Podcast Business: Soft banks, hard decisions

Jason and Spencer announce some new projects

Ryan tests his skills as an actuary

Sharing our offseason goals and ungoals

Fullcast theme song arrang...

• It's possible we had other plans for this episode. Those plans went out the window in the first minute after Ryan asked Spencer, Holly, and Surber why they loved Dale Earnhardt
• Pluto is still a planet
• Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
• Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
• Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrat...

A quick round of Let's Remember Some Defunct Professional Football Teams, Or Are They

There's a new Civ game out, so please enjoy Spencer and Jason's presences while we have them

Actually we made the whole episode out of Civ, sorry

Introducing the Hog Of Mirth: Somehow Not A Sex Thing

Making stolen relics in Hobby Lobby work for YOU

Enter The Potatotorium

Fullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

Che...

- WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON, where we discuss things like

- How come Nic Cage has never played an astronaut

- Activating your glutes to podcast

- A basketball legend named Foots

- The Tragic, Recurring Tale of Montoya

- Matt Patricia, Wikipedia nightmare

- A canonical announcement about the Tooth Fairy's NFL loyalty

- This week's theme was arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham

- Enjoy the musical stylings of Surber's band, Killer Antz ...

The Internet's Only College Football Podcast teams up with noted NFL/media criticism podcast Split Zone Duo to review. Topics include:

- Stadium Tarp or Giant Blanket?

- How to Acquire Vintage Diseases and Maladies

- The World's Largest Outdoor Grave Desecration- Best Birthday for a Michigan Mom

- The Siren Song of Hot Chocolate

- Go Birds

- Go Bills

- Do Not Go Jags

- And then we turned off the recorder for a DARK MATCH

- Theme song ar...