The Annoying Back Seat Couch Potato

Billy & Judi Show November 13, 2023 including the Google Buster answer, Tea from Judi D and Food for Thought!

Episode Transcript

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Billy and Judy on one of threepoint three klu So, what exactly did
you do? That was sort ofa uniquely Saint Louis experience Yesterday, I
think it's uniquely Midwest. And Iposted my rant because over the weekend,
I it was actually Friday, lateFriday. I decided that in the Midwest
drivers are mean me me, me, me, me, me, mean

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all over. I've lived in theMidwest, and so I posted this video
and I had all these people agreedwith me and I and what's crazy is
that I've lived in LA I grewup there, and you think of road
rage and stuff. So, youknow, me, being from the Midwest,
I get very defensive when I hearthings like this. I will and
I will tell you I feel justthe opposite, only in that if you're
ever at an intersection and someone doesn'tgo, or someone runs the red light

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in idiot talk an idiot, no, they don't hear. That's my problem.
I'm always like, man, ifI were in New York, or
if I were like up in Chicago, people would be laying in their horns.
No one does here, and itdrives me my Edwardsville, I guess
because it's Saint Louis where I wasat I was doing nothing wrong. Billy
Hawk was driving crazy. So whathappened? Like, were you at an

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intersection and you didn't go No,I was just driving and it wasn't at
me. It was the noise ofpeople honking at other people. It like
startles you, and I felt likeI was in New York. And the
weird thing is is so I've experiencedliving in Saint Louis and also even living
in northern like near Chicago. Outsideof Chicago, I've experienced in Wisconsin this
thing where you go to change lanes. The minute you put your blinker on,

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somebody speeds up and doesn't let youin. It's so rude. I
don't know where you're driving, sister. The only problem I have with the
turning of lanes is that people don'tthank you when you let them over.
That drives me greaty. Just giveme the little fank you ave, that's
all I need. Maybe they justhonk it me because my bumper. Stecret
says mean people suck. That mightbe it right there. I did something
very uniquely Saint Louis yesterday, andI cannot say thank you enough to my

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friends Josh and Lauren, who gotme there says a birthday gift tickets to
upper deck golf over at Bush Stadium. It's a big benefit that raises money
for Stand Up to Cancer. Nineholes at Busch Stadium and it takes about
two hours to go through. Itwas We had so much fun. I
like snapped photos, I shot videoand I'm gonna post it all on the

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billion Judy Facebook page. Oh wait, you're on the field at Bush stadium's
doing this. You're actually hitting golfballs onto the field at bush Stadium,
so you're kind of all around bushStadium, all different areas, different levels.
It was so awesome, so muchfun. And uh yeah, did
you meet any Cardinals players? No? No, no, no, it's

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no And they do this, bythe way, apparently I didn't realize this
like every weekend for several weeks ina row, so they can raise as
much money as they can for StandUp to Cancer. So if you haven't
done it before, you love golf, you love baseball, Bush Stadium,
upper deck golf at bush Stadium,I would imagine you could still buy tickets
for it. Yeah. Wow,that's amazing. I'm jealous. And where
do I get road grade. Sorryabout that big thanks again to Josh Louren

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for that hook cup. What haveyou been since we last talked. We'd
love to hear from you this morning. Eight sixty six two four five fifty
nine books dollars breath, Billy andJudy in the morning, I had to
have a conversation with my mother,who is seventy six retired, lives with
us, she has now for likea decade, and so we're all as
a family, Judy sitting in theliving room watching television. But my mom,

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you would think instead of being seventysix, you would think think she's
like sixteen. Always has her phonein her face, which is fine,
do what you want to do.But as we're watching television, she starts
watching videos that pop up like itcould be a TikTok video, Facebook video,
you know whatever. And she doesthis because she's a little older and

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like full volume so that she canhear it. So now I can't hear
what I'm watching on television, tothe point where I've actually turned on the
subtitles so that I can read whatI'm not hearing, because again hear it
because she has her phone in herface. Oh that would drive me absolutely
crazy. Just get her some earbudsand say, mom, she but here's
the thing. We have a livingroom area, and we have a family

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room area that's hers, so shecould just stay there and then listen to
whatever volume she wanted to without botheringthe rest of us. But no,
she wants to be part of thefamily. Even though she's not talking to
us, she's staring at her phone. Oh that's she is like a sixteen
year old. I said that woulddrive me crazy. I don't. I
have this thing, and it doesn'tmatter. I've had my kids do it

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to me. Boyfriends have done itto me where you're watching a show and
they're ahead of you on the show, and they even do it when they're
not sitting next to me. I'llget a textago, can't you believe this
happened on the show? When Igo, I haven't seen it yet,
so don't talk, and you're like, wait, you see this partner,
It's like, just stop to bequiet. They start laughing thirty seconds before
the punchline because they know what's cooingy rually we watch it. Yeah,

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they ruined the moment for you.See, there's a couple of reasons that
we go crazy watching television with otherpeople. Is there something that you can
think of that maybe a significant otheror one of your kids does that drives
you crazy when you're just trying towatch some television. You know. The
great thing about this is we couldbe your mouthpiece. You can act innocent
and then when it comes out theycan maybe see they do it. Eight

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sixty six Billy Judy like passive aggressiveradio is what we told about? Yeah,
or use that talkback feature to getus your message. That's on the
iHeartRadio app. Now the news youneed for this Monday, November the thirteenth,
produce fueled by a new balance SaintLouis nationally known locally owned Sunday Today
with the Himiyear sixteen to nine.A shooting broke out at a Houston area
flea market over the weekend, injuringfive people in total. Of the five,

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two are juveniles, one of whichthat come to their injuries in the
hospital, the other four victims stillin the hospital. By the way,
the shooter or shooters still on theloose this morning. Another one bites to
us on Sunday, South Carolina SenatorTim Scott announcing he's dropping out of the
twenty twenty four Republican presidential campaign.Here's where it gets interesting. That announcement

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came as a surprise, not onlyto the TV interviewer, also to his
campaign staff. Apparently Tim Scott didn'ttell anyone until he told everyone on television.
Not good and the blues hose TampaBay tomorrow night at the Enterprise Center.
That is the news you need.Now we spill the tea with Judy
t Congratulations go out to Gordon Ramseyand his wife Tana. I think that
is how you say it, Ramsey. They have welcomed their sixth child,

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a baby boy with the name JesseJames, and it's seven pounds ten ounces.
They have six kids, Megan,Jack, Holly, Matilden, Oscar,
all normal names. I'm jealous.Jesse James, great outlaw name.
My dad wanted to name me ColeYounger another great outlaw when I was a
great name. But my dad wasin the Navy and he was out to

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see when I was born, andso I got stuck with Billy Jean instead.
Wow, that's too But that isthe tea by car Ex Styronado,
Billy and Judy in the morning.Those little things people do that drive you
crazy when you're just trying to watchthe television. So many forgot to tell
you about the one that I owe. When I had a boyfriend for three

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years after my divorce, he andLeo, my son, he got to
him involved. They didn't want towatch dubt n Abbey and I would want
them to just leave me alone,but instead they would make fun of me.
Look at just don't good look this. You know what's even worse about
that is I would be right inthe middle of those guys if I were
there too. That sounds fantastic.Oh love it. Yeah. What is

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that thing that someone does that drivesyou crazy trying to watch television? We
just got this talkback message from Somemantha. Oh my god, he will stand
right in front of me because they'llbe wandering through a living room and see
something interesting and just stop and standthere instead of sitting down. Why do
people do that? I don't know. It's like you make up atter door
than a window. As my dadwould say, It's like it's like you're

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oblivious to anyone behind you. Thatdrives me crazy. All right, So
what is that one thing you justsettle in on the couch. You just
want to watch the boob tube andthen somebody does something. What is it
eight six six, Billy, Judy, You're gonna need that number, by
the way, because we have aquestion so difficult you should be able to
google the answer, and you're probablygonna get this google Buster question is coming

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up just after seven to thirty.Question that's so difficult you shouldn't be able
to google the answer, and youcould win something pretty good. New Kids
on the Block tickets, the SummerMagic Tour featuring Paula Abdul and DJ Jazzy
Jeff June, the twenty second Judythat's going to be a Hollywood casino amphitheater.
I'm so jealous. I can't winthese tickets, but you can if

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you can answer this question, allright, Judy Diamond. According to research,
and we've definitely done this question before. According to research, you did
this about thirty percent more over theweekend than you will do today on a
Monday. What is it eat?I did eat a lot of this.

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I was telling you like, I'vegot to punish myself today. Yeah,
uh no, that is probably true, but that's not the answer we're looking
for for this Google Buster question,which by the way, is also posted
on the Building in Judy facebook page. Here's the question again. According to
research, you did this about thirtypercent more over the weekend then you will
do on a Monday. What isit? We'll try to get an answer

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to this morning's google Buster question.Judy Diamond for tickets to check out new
Kids on the Block, Paula Abduland DJ Jazzy Jeff Well. I believe
we have somebody on the line whowants to give it a shot. Now,
what's your name? How are you, Mandy? I'm doing well,
Judy Diamond. How are you great? Mandy? I really want you to
see new kids on the block.Oh boy, I really want to see

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new kids on the block. Sothen the answer to our google Buster question.
Research says that we're more likely todo this about thirty percent more over
the weekend than we do on aMonday. What do you think that is
more on the weekend than they doon a Monday. I'm just going to
stay sleep. He does start withan ass he's not sleep Okay, did

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you ever watch's Nutsnack? I likewhere your head's at? Did you guys
ever watch Fantasy Island? Yeah,was that one thing that the that the
one guy in the white suit alwayssaid, not the one with the plane
to plane, but the other guywelcome. And then he said something else.
I didn't remember him saying something else. Oh he did, he sure

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did. He said it all thetime. In fact, he said,
smiles, everyone smiles. Would youlike to go with Judy's answer? Mile?
That is absolutely crack mon do smiles? Everyone smiles. Now we spill
the tea with Judy d every yearthis time of year, it's always uh

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kind of it gets popular again.It is called the Danish Way to Live.
I'm gonna get this spelled h yg g e pronounced good. I
love that. Ten principles of themanifesto atmosphere of presence, pleasure, equality,
gratitude, harmony, comfort, truth, togetherness, family, shelter,

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and that's it. Danes are thehappiest people on the planet. So so
somebody that you watch TV with theydo something that Darija crazy. We're talking
about my mom, who's retired andlives with us, loves to watch her
phone while we're watching television, andspecifically with social media. She likes to
watch videos and because she's seventy six. She doesn't it like full volume,

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so I can't hear anything that I'mtrying to watch on the television, to
the point where I have to turnon the subtitles so that I can read
what I'm not hearing. That woulddrive me absolutely crazy. And I don't
like when somebody even talks during theshow I'm watching, especially if it's like
the Morning Show or when they makefun of it, like down Abby.
It's just rude, is what itis. We got message more talk back

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messages to share. This one fromGabe talking back to the TV like answering
the questions that are prompted by thenovision. I think that's doing thing in
the world. You kind of mentionedthat a little earlier. Judy, Yeah,
can't stand that, or or ohmy gosh, when they're watching like
Jeopardy with you and something and it'sthrown out the answers like wait, let
me think about it, toy bay, I do that one. One more

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from Jacob s complain about like whateverI want to watch, so we always
end up watching what she wants towatch, but then she doesn't really watch
it because she's on her phone thewhole time. See, I mean it's
exactly what I'm living with. Yeah, but at least he's a nice guy
and lets her watch what you wantsthe rom com or whatever. Very interesting.
If you want to jump in onthis conversation. Let's move this over

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to our Facebook page. Yep,all our socials are there. Billy and
Judy again, that is Judy withan I and Billy with a Why have
a new food for thought or Ishould say drink for thought, Billy.
So this is a new feature onthe show because if you've listened to the
show for any amount of time,you know that we love food. We
love to share food stories. Idon't know news. There's always something new

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in when it comes to food,something that we want to share and give
you a heads up on. Sothis is by Doctor Pepper. They're getting
spicy either now I'm saying doctor Pepperhot take. It's spelled tak. What
did I think it was at first? Hot hot takey like hot sockey?
Yeah, right, because I'm like, well, it's got to be some
weird name. So what it isis it's a Doctor Pepper Bourbon flavored reserve.

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It's sweet and spicy. It's asoda. It offers a unique taste
experience with a delayed heat sensation thatlingers in your throat. Oh. I
like the sound of that, rightthere. I am a massive I don't
know if I like Doctor Pepper moreor mister pib. They're kind of the
same, Okay, mister Oh,I guess it isn't rupert. I guess
it is like Doctor Pepper. Sowhat's difference between Doctor Pepper and cherry Cola?

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Uh, there's cherry flavor in cherrycola and there's not a cherry flavor
in a Doctor Pepper. What makesthe Doctor Pepper doctor Pepper? Then?
I don't know. Let me tellyou something else. Since my weight lost
journey, I have not had asoda in eight months. Wow, So
you're not getting this doctor Pepper gettingspicy hot sez. I don't get my

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Captain in cokes either. I'm reallydepressed about that. Oh I'm sorry.
Well that's food for thought eighty allright, So will you be traveling over
the holidays? I know for mypartner on the radio, Judy Diamond,
the answer is yes, yes,and it's on Thanksgiving Day. But when
I see the holidays, I meanThanksgiving, it could be you know,
Christmas be traveling for I'm sure I'lltravel Christmas too, because I only got

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to see my parents are everywhere.Everyone's everywhere. I will not be going
anywhere. I will have people becoming to see me. I wish people
would do that for me. Well, mainly because my mom is retired.
She lives with us, so peopleusually come to see her. I just
happen to win by default or it'syou do survey, eighty four percent of
us plan to hit the road orthe skies this holiday season. Eighty four

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percent, sixty three percent, Judywill be traveling by plane. That would
be you right lovely, Yes,it was really surprising. Plane travel was
number one, followed secondly by whatwould you guess? Are no the rails?
Fifty really? Yeah? Fifty threepercent more than driving planned to get

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to their destination via a train thattook me to the price of cass I
suppose, so thirty nine percent planto take an uber, which is pretty
funny. I thought that's an expensiverun. Yeah. And then finally,
and this is so true, eightyfive percent agreed, and you would be
one of them. The joy ofbeing with loved ones outweighs the hassle of

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traveling you had just put up withit. You do. And I remember,
remember last year, I spent Thanksgivingalone because they canceled my flight.
So just please don't cancel my flight. Please don't cancel my floor now