October 4, 2022 • 37 mins
Casa Dragones Tequila will run you about 75 bucks a shot. Effective messaging through meaningless language. Politicians' days of spitting on the electorate and getting away with it are coming to an end.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
NTSI Kelly Show, Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
and years what we have on tap for a Tuesday.
It was a good, good day to day, you know why.
You know why today it was a great day and
it's going to be a great night because there weren't
any obvious gigantic headlines that came out there. You know,
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we don't have new inflation numbers, but you're gonna suck
by the way. We don't have it. We don't have
any of that. So it allows me to do other stuff,
you know, I know, to open up any show if
there's a big thing plane crash, you know, something something terrible,
and you have to I have to talk about that
because you're gonna demand that I talk about that in
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the opening. But then there are days like today where
I just get to talk about stuff on my mind,
stuff like kids. That'll be central theme on today's show. Kids, No,
not the way it's Joe Biden's central theme. I mean
concern for children. Why are they after kids? Why is
the FBI? What's the motivation behind the FBI under counting
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the number of times a good guy with a gun
stops somebody? Why should you move out of your blue area.
Why should you flee it? We'll talk about that, and
we'll talk about how pervasive and insidious. Those are huge words,
and I can't believe I just nailed those. What Chris,
how pervasive and insidious the medical institutions are in this country.
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All that is coming up tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. But I want to begin something with
something we've talked about. We've hit on it in the past,
and we always need to keep hitting on this, not
just as a reminder for you, as a reminder to me.
I got this email. We're gonna do a bunch of
these emails tonight, but I got this email. Dear Sargento Slaughter.
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I know you follow New York and you've probably heard
Mayor Adams say whose new favorite catchphrase? He wants to
pivot and shift in his leadership? And what does that
mean for New Yorkers? It says New York is in
an abusive relationship with the government over its citizens. Don't
criticize da brag or you're a racist, don't call nine
one one, you deserve to get hurt, so on and
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so forth. But circling back, pivot and shift, let's set
this aside for a moment. You know who Henry Kissinger is.
Don't worry, I don't worry. I'm gonna bring all this back.
Stay with me for a second, Henry Kissinger. I'm no,
I'm not a fan, by the way, but Henry Kissinger
has an old I don't know, there's maybe be an
audio cut of this. I don't remember where I was
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last time I heard it or read it, but Henry
Kissinger was talking about the phrase support our troops, Support
our troops. How many times have you heard that phrase?
It's end this right, support our troops, support our troops?
And he was talking about don't I don't remember whether
he was criticizing or speaking up for it, but what
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he was was saying, you know what's so great about
that phrase is it can mean anything you want it
to mean when you say it, and yet you can't
be against it that who doesn't? Who doesn't support the troops?
I support our troops? What do you mean? You're against that?
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You don't support the troops? But what does support the
troops mean? What do you consider supporting the troops mean anything? Right?
It can mean anything to anyone. It can mean we
need to get them better. Weapons, better gear. It means
we need to feed them better, more time off, more pay.
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That all that can be supporting the troops. Supporting the
troops could be better leadership, firing a bunch of generals.
Isn't that supporting the could not make the argument that's
supporting the troops. Couldn't I make the arguments supporting the
troops is not sending them overseas in the first place.
The truth is, no matter what your stance is on
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the troops or the military, your foreign engagement, or whatever
the case, maybe you can easily make the argument that
support our troops is right in line with what you believe,
and anyone who's against what you believe doesn't support the troops. Now,
let's go back to Eric Adams. Let's go back to
New York has a brand. You have a brand. New
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York has a brand. Kansas doesn't have a brand. They
do this stuff all the time. He wants to pivot
and shift. What does that mean? Well, again, it means
whatever you want it to mean. And what they're doing
is they're making it in your mind. They're making him
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out to be something different because they know you're unhappy.
The vagueness is the point. You walk around our place
like New York City and I was just there, and
you see the drugs and the filth and the crime,
and the whole place smells, and you say to yourself,
I want this to be different. I want change. Now,
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you when you say that, you have something specific in mind.
Now you want tough on crime, keep the criminals in jail,
keep it. That's what you think when you say that.
So Eric Adams, by using phrases like pivot and shift,
you this won't work on you personally, but in general
for people, they'll interpret that as whatever they want it
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to mean, not what he wants it to mean. And
that's why he says it. He knows that he knows
there's unhappiness. So what's he campaigned on? Pivot and shift?
Remember Obama was great at this too. Remember Obama's What
was Obama's one word? What was the one word that
defined Obama's campaign? Everyone remembers it? Change? Change? Remember it
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was hope and change, change, change, change. It was all
over the billboards, change, I want change? WHOA, what's that mean?
What does that mean? You want change? Change? Change can
mean whatever you want it to mean. That's why it
was so brilliant. Anyone who's slightly unhappy with any part
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of their lives, they want change. You want things to change.
If you're down on your luck right now, if you're
listening to the sound of my voice, and maybe life's
kicking you around. Wife left, your husband ran out on you,
lost your job, husband's sick, mom died, whatever. Everyone has
things right, you want that to change. So when someone
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stands up in front of a podium and they promise
you that change, you interpret it as anything you want
it to believe, as anything you want it to be.
Remember Mao Mao when he ran his cultural revolution, when
he just I had to start murdering all his political opponents.
What did Mao base that on? What was he start?
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What did he want to get rid of? You know
this if you listen to the show for anything, like
at the time, you already know this. What was it
He wanted to get rid of the four Olds? Let's
give it of these olds? Okay, well what were the olds?
What were they? Old ideas, old culture, old customs, and
old habits. Okay, well, what's that mean? It meant anything
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Mao wanted it to mean, and the people who heard
it and followed it. They interpreted it their own way
as well. I bring this up for a specific reason
right now. It goes way beyond Eric Adams right now, nationally,
frankly internationally. But that's focus on us for a second.
That's what I prefer to do. Focus on me right now.
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We are not only in a bad spot crime wise,
inflation wise, interest aids wise, economy wise, border I mean,
it's a bad, bad spot. It's getting worse. So what
you're going to see is a steady stream of this
kind of very effective messaging from the communists over and
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over and over again. In New York. Eric Adams, it's
pivot and shift because it can mean whatever you want.
I love it. If this city would pivot and shift,
that's a I love shifting. Let's do a shift in
a pivot can mean anything. You're going to see this
from every angle. You will see this now all over
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your television set leading up to the midterms, but way
beyond the midterms, as things continue to descend for the
next two years, you will see and hear this all
over the place, from Joe Biden to the media to
on down. You'll hear things like people were unhappy, people
want things to change. They want things to turn around.
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Now they're specific things people are unhappy with. You're not
going to hear the specifics. What you're gonna hear. You're
gonna hear about the four olds. People are unhappy and
we need to get rid of these olds. They want
some change. People are unhappy. They want change, They want
things to pivot, they want to shift. People want to shift.
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And what happens is people do that to avoid the
truth of the fact it's all their fault. All the people,
all the people in this culture who have brought us
to this point, with all the craziness and inflation and
maybe a nuclear war and everything else. All the people
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who have brought us to this point, all the ones responsible.
You're not responsible. They are. They will be the ones
most loudly using words like pivot, shift, we need a change.
We're unhappy. You're unhappy that is going to be the norm.
Get used to it and be aware that that's what
you're seeing. Oh, people are very unhappy. They're very unhappy
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with communist policies. They're very unhappy with how these communists
we old power against their political opponents. They're unhappy with
an open border, They're unhappy with prices. They're unhappy with inflation,
they're unhappy with interest rates. Oh, people are unhappy about
very very very specific things. And there are very specific
people with names you can blame. How do you identify
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those people? Though? Who are the people we should blame?
Go find everybody using words like pivot and shift, and
that's the guy you should blame. All right. Apparently my
former good friends Clay and Buck, apparently they have called
me out today on their radio show about something I
did in New York City. I'm gonna play it for
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you and then defend my honor, and just the moment
before I do that, how often would I tell you
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday. I love it that it's Tuesday.
I love that it's two. You know what Tuesdays an
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underrated day? Chris? I see what do you mean? Why, Chris?
Well here hear me out. You're already one day down
in the week. And if you did Monday right at all, which,
let's be frank, we killed it yesterday here what Chris
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. We killed it.
We were out here. If you did Monday right, Monday
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flew by. You wake up today. If you did Monday right,
you woke up on a Tuesday, and you said to yourself,
is it Monday? I feel like it's Oh no, it's Tuesday.
I already did Monday. You're already heading into the weekend.
Oh and you know what else is great? I don't
have to travel anywhere this week. In fact, I don't
have to go anywhere until election Day. And don't worry,
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I'm gonna be here election day. I just am not
going to be here here. I'll be behind the microphone
doing a live show. Okay, to which that brings me
to this little point here before I get to the
unfair accusations from Clay and Buck today. Last Wednesday, I
didn't want to tell you that I was going to
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be gone Thursday and Friday because I had just recently
been gone, And so I waited till the very end
of the show, like an absolute chicken. And this is
how I ended the show. You may remember it. There's
something else I haven't been telling you all weeks. I
knew you you were going to get mad at me
because I was just gone for two days. I'm not
going to be here the next two days. I'm sorry.
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That's all. Goodbye, Okay. Why did I do it that way? One?
Because I was viewing cowardly. That's one. Two. I just
need to explain. I don't like being gone. I don't
like missing shows. It's not that I feel like the
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show is important. Now I do radio, right what you
do is important. I do a freaking radio show, But
I do understand the show can be important to you
personally because I have loved radio for so long. I
know exactly what that's like. Radio. I like doing TV two,
but radio, unlike TV, is intimate, meaning I'm sitting there
in your car with you right now. I am talking
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to you while you make dinner. I am owing the
lawn with you. I'm at work with you right now,
and it's just you and me. Because that's what radio is.
It's intimate, and it's three hours a day, and I'm
allowed to say whatever I want, so you know me,
and then you send me emails about you and I
know you. I get it it. Radio is intimate. Because
radio is intimate, It genuinely freaking sucks when the person
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you listen to is gone. I know it sucks, and
I don't think the show is important, but I do
enjoy making your day a little better to whatever degree,
to whatever degree we can do that on this show.
I enjoy making your day a little bit better that
What does that mean, Chris? Chris has hut up a
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sign that said take the football. Oh oh, Chris, We're
not going into that football the nuclear football briefcase they
tried to give me. So I can try to do
it on the road anyway. I don't. I don't like
disappointing you. And I know I had just left for
a couple of days, and so I felt bad about it,
and I waited until the very end of the show,
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and then I ran out like a coward. Something else.
I haven't been telling you all weeks. I knew you
were going to get mad at me because I was
just gone for two days. I'm not going to be
here the next two days. I'm sorry. That's all. Goodbye.
So that's why I did that, all right, All right,
back to what we were talking about, pivot and shift.
It's about time to pivot and shift on my former
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friends Clay and Buck. Apparently I was, you know, obviously,
I was just in New York City. I told you
all about it last night, and I don't know that
I went into the second night too much after the musical,
don't I don't want to hear it from you, Okay,
don't be not nice to me. Yes, I took the
wife to a musical. It sucked. She loved it. It sucked.
Went to see Chicago. I'm not a musical person person,
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but she had lost their voice, thank you Lord. And
so I had to take her home after that. And
then I went out to hang out with claim Buck
and we went up to some fancy I'd never been
in a place like this, Okay, I'd never been in
a place like this. It was a fancy New York bar.
It was a rooftop bar. It was cool and well.
Apparently this is what claim Buck had to say about
me today on their show. The trufle cost reminds me
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of our buddy Jesse Kelly. Should I call him out
for what he did? We're out to post drinks, having
post drinks dinner at the top of this rooftop of
the Peninsula, which a great place. Jesse not content with
the wine bottle there, says, Oh, we were talking about
Bob Pittman's company, who owns iHeart. He's got a fabulous tequila.
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He's my favorite tequila I've ever had. And I'm a
tequila drink. It's a it's a fabulous tequila. What's the
tequila you You You could pronounce it better Cossa dragonez Dragonez.
I would basically pronounce it cossa dragons right, dragonaz, But
it's it is the way. Yeah, it's fabulous tequila. So
we're talking about it, and Jesse says, you know what,
let's get around of tequila shots. And so everybody he
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want We're at the Peninsula Hotel and he wants a
round of Costa Dragonez to be clear right concert specific
think Guy's like, I don't know if we have it.
And then they come back and do you did I
tell you the shot? I said, I said, Jesse, you
just ordered a mortgage payment's worth of tequila shots here,
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and uh, and he didn't believe me. Company believe me
because you know you got a good tequila, you know,
in a in a in a nice, nice bar. And
he was, did you know fifteen dollars maybe for the
shot something like that, seventy five dollars a shot? Oh yeah,
Jesse Kelly our boss at Iheart's company. That has to
be I can't imagineagine that there is a more expensive
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shot that he could have ordered of tequila at the
bar that night concert or gone. I think it was
worth every penny, honestly. But if you know bars, you know,
as far as mark stuff up, I mean, if you okay,
all right, Chris, all right, that is a that is
a unfair accusation that has been leveled at me by
my two now former friends, Clay and Buck. I am
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going to address these allegations, and I'm going to address
them in just a moment. Before I address these allegations,
I do want to do this really quickly. I don't
need to sit and read every headline for you from
the New York Post about the nine thousand stabbings that night.
You're not stupid. You look at the news, I see
the poll numbers. You understand that crime is on the
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top of everyone's mind. I can't sit here and tell
you the cavalry is coming. That's just not true. All
I can tell you is to protect yourself, either you
are taking steps to stop a bad guy before he
can hurt you, or what happens to you happens to you.
Get a hero gun. It's a non lethal gun. Get
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a hero arrow, also non lethal. So there's no excuse.
I'm not a gun guy. Fine, get a Hero gun
doesn't require a concealed carry permit. It will stop somebody
and has stopped bad men in their tracks. Got a
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restrictions may apply the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. And I'm going to defend my honor
before I get to this father trying to save his
eleven year old from a New York hospital. Before I
get to that. It it's time to defend my honor
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from my former friends Clay and Buck. Because the accusation,
in case you missed it, was this, we went out
to some fancy rooftop bar. I think Clay called it
the p Sila or something like that. Again, I've never
been in a place like this before. And that I answer,
and that I ordered expensive tequila shots. And Clay even
called me out for ordering tequila shots at all because
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he said, there's a bottle of wine on the table. Okay,
a couple of things. One, they're my friends, They're well
aware that I'm white trash. I'm white trash. I don't
drink wine, all right. If you ever see me with
a glass of wine in my hand, it's because the
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wife has put one in my hand and said, in
this current social setting, it's important for you to pretend
to like wine. Okay, I don't like wine. I don't
drink with my pinkie out. And when I go to
a bar with the boys, I order. I have been
known to order, which is not necessarily smart. I've been
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known to order some tequila shots or something like that.
That's one. Two. I need to explain the story of
the Cassas Cassa Stragona's tequila, which, by the way, that's
Mexican for a case of dragons. In case you're wondering, now,
this is the story with Cassas Tragonas. This is to
me defending myself from the seventy five dollars a shot
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tequila order. Before I get to all the trans disgustingness,
here's the real story. My buddy, my buddy Luise. He's
a Mexican dude. I hang out with him all the
time down here in Mexican dude Mexican family, and he
he likes expensive tequilas I don't have experience with expensive things. Okay,
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it was Keystone Light and Jim Beam. I'm sorry, that's
who I am, all right. I don't like tequila because
the only tequilas I've ever had are chief gross tequilas.
So I'm over at my buddy Luise's house one night
and we were watching we had got a pay per
view boxing fight, and we were sitting there watching the
fights and he says, hey, you gotta try this tequila.
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I go through the whole thing. Dude, I don't like tequila.
I don't like I don't want. Tequili said, you'll like this,
You'll like this, I said, did I've had? Tequili said
not like this? Okay, fine. He brings me out a
little glass of this tequila. No ice in it, nothing
mixed in it, just straight tequila. All right. I take
a sip of this Cassastragonas tequila. It's honestly the smoothest,
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most delicious thing I've ever had in my entire life.
I didn't know how much it costs. I didn't buy
the freaking bottle, Okay, it was brought to me. I
didn't know how much it costs. So fast forward, not
to stay with me here. He mentions Bob Pittman obviously
big cheese at I heeart president of I mean he
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is the boss boss. I go out to dinner with
the president of Premier A couple of weeks after. I
have this tequila. And I had taken a picture of
this bottle of tequila because I said to myself, well,
one day Father's Day, maybe special case and Christmas, maybe
I'll ask for it. That's a good gift for dudes, right,
some high end booze, some kind I'm not gonna go
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out and buy it. But Chris says it's seventy five
to three hundred dollars. Is that what you said about it? Okay,
Well I didn't know this. Okay, I've never bought any
I go out to dinner with the president of Premier.
We're just having a couple of steaks here in town.
She didn't want to go to Red Lobster, I know,
but I said, hey, I found a tequila that I
really liked. I've always been more of you know, basic,
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we're bourbon guy. But I have the tequila I liked.
And I pulled out my phone and I showed Julie
the picture of the to Cassis dragonas the Case of
Dragons tequila, and she throws her head back and starts laughing,
And I said, what did I do? What's so funny?
I figured I screwed something up again. She said, that's
Bob Pittman's tequila company. I didn't know it was a
president of I didn't know it was just a total quins.
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I says, Oh, that's great, that's great, that's fine. So,
by the way, shout out to Bob Pittman for then
hearing that story and sending me a bout all the
stuff so I didn't have to buy it anyway. So,
going back to the New York City story with Clay
and Buck, I'm sitting there. I wanted something that tasted good.
I didn't want wine, okay, because I don't drink wine,
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so I thought it would be appropriate to order the
good Pit Tasting tequila. I didn't know it was seventy
five dollars a shot. But that goes back to what
I was ranting about yesterday, how New York City has
become a city of just for rich people. I don't
know how normal people were supposed to go there and
exist when it's twenty six dollars for a burger and fries,
sixteen dollars for a breakfast bagel, and seventy five bucks
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for a shot at tequila. What Chris, Yeah, that's a
good point. Chris. Oh, that's the wrong button. That's a
good point. We have a brand. New York has a brand.
Kansas doesn't have a brand. You most certainly do. You
do have a brand. So there that's me defending my
honor from those guys. Now let's get to the ugly stuff.
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That's enough screwing off for now. By the way, I
mentioned last night we're gonna have actor Kirk Cameron on
the show. I turned out to be a huge liar.
It actually wasn't Kirk Cameron's fault. It was all Chris's
fault because he gave them the number to call in.
And I don't know if you know this, Chris, it's
actually really important no, hold on, hold on, stay with me, Chris,
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before you are up. When you give out phone numbers,
it's actually really really important that every number be correct
because it turns out it turns out if one of
the numb no no, I'm serious, I'm telling you how
phones work, it turns out if one of the numbers
is wrong that they actually can't call where they were
trying to call. The phone doesn't automatically adjust for your
screw ups. So Chris gave Kirk Cameron, the famous actor,
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the wrong number. He wasn't on last night, so he
will be on tonight about an hour from now. You
know what, I'm gonna ask him what he wants to
do to Chris. That's what I'll ask you. That's gonna
be my first question. What do you want to do
for the person who can't even properly give out a
phone number on the show? No, Chris, there's no excuses.
There's absolutely no excuses whatsoever. Now, before we get to
any of that, remember you can email me Jesse at
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Jesse kellyshow dot com. There is just a horrible story
out there. The headline is this father of eleven year
old speaks out as a New York hospital in the
court's attempt to medically transition his child a father. And
this is from the post millennial. A father in New
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York State is fighting for his child to be allowed
to grow up. The child's mother, the medical industry, and
the court are pressing for the eleven year old to
be permitted to take drugs that would disrupt puberty, potentially
stunting her development and leading to sterility. Did I say
that right, Chris? Sterility? That's a hard one. The father
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to the middle schooler, whose name is not named, in
order to protect his family, has been instructed by the
court to call his child by the new chosen name,
new preferred pronouns, and refer to the child of being
the new chosen gender. Neither parent is allowed under court
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order to talk to the child about anything gender related.
That order came down in April, and the mother demanded
full custody. This would give her the right to medically
transition the child without the father's consent. I don't know
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what to say that will not get me in trouble.
This is what I mean. This is what I mean.
I know you can't swear, and I know there aren't
any threats. Chris. I wasn't about to swear or do threats. Okay,
Why are you such a worry wart all the time?
We haven't even been in that much trouble anyway. What's
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what's the appropriate thing to do to defend your eleven
year old baby girl? What should you do? What can
I take that back. What can you do? Well, I'll
tell you something. Unless you want to start taking drastic, illegal,
illegal steps, which I don't want you to do. Isn't
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the only solution to change our court system. And if
you can't change it, where you are to get out
to a place where you can. This is why I
sit here so often. And I know this is an
ugly story and it's horrible and it's heartbreaking, but this
is why so often I sit down here and I
say to you, you need to leave. You need to leave,
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because as you go up the chain of powers above you,
you simply don't have a level where you can find
any protection at all from the insanity. And they're not stopping,
they're not backing off, they're not slowing down. It's full
speed ahead. I'll finish my thoughts on this real quick,
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and then we'll talk about why people become politicians hang
on truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly
show Man alive. It has already been fun on a Tuesday.
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I know this child, this New York father trying to
protect this child. Stuff's gross, but still it's been fun
out there. Just one final thing on this, because I
don't know how to beat you over the face with
that nastiness too much. It just gives me. This gives
me the squeaby jeebies. It is important to fortify your
local area, local judges, local das. It is important to
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get to a place where you can fortify your local area.
All this ended, endless child stuff. And actually there's a
bunch of this stuff in the news. Will get to
They're not backing off for slowing down. They haven't had
this come to Jesus moment where they're looking around and
feeling bad. They are full speed ahead. This is not
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a pendulum that swings. It is an It is an
endless black hole that goes down and down and down
without end. Please protect yourself, all right, I want to
get to some emails. I'm gonna do a big email
round up tonight. Show Gun. During yesterday's show, you said
that l Presidente Biden had a scrambled egg brain. I
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forgot that I said that, But you know what, that's
a good saying. I thought I would drop some knowledge
for the listeners since I ob law a little bit.
Eggs in Puerto Rican means is wavos. I did not
know that Chris Wavos how about that. I will rest
easy knowing that everyone is going to feel smarter. Now, wavos,
how about that? Y'all tell you what we buy, Chris?
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We buy the extra large eggs. I've been wanting to
get the try to get to more like farm fresh stuff,
but I can't find one around here. But I always
get the extra large ones. So I guess you could
say got some huge wave oats if you wanted to
put it that way. What Chris, grande grande amy grande wavos? Chris?
That look, I don't want to get too advanced for
people who don't obla like I do, but that's what
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hire from today. You said the president was responsible for
gas prices coming down. He's the president responsible for gas
prices going up. So it's a lot more nuanced than that, right, Peter,
you know this, it's a lot more nuanced than that.
It's just like, hey, it's just like that pivot and
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shift thing. WELLOK, when they can take credit for something,
they take full credit when it's someone else's fall out. Well, look,
it's nuance that old JFK quote, which I think he
was quoting someone else to be honest with you, but
I don't know. I'm a stupid person where he says
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat as an orphan.
That's the ultimate what we're dealing with here. No Korean diversity.
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Higher also got out, got asked, well, made a statement
about another six hundred and twenty five million dollars to Ukraine.
President Biden informed President Zalinski that the United States is
providing a new six hundred and twenty five million dollars
security assistant package to Ukraine as they continued to defend
their country from Russia's invasion. Okay, here's my issue with
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all this. We tried, the Republicans, I should say, tried
to attach an amendment with all this cash we were
sending to Ukraine that simply assigned somebody there who would
monitor where it's going. Is my money? Is your money
going to help widows and orphans? Or is this money
dropping into the endless black hole of military contractors and
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intelligence services and whatnot. And I have to be honest
with you when I combined that with the facts. CBS
News just ran a story that only thirty percent of
the arms are actually getting to the poor troops that
need them, and then a day later they retracted the
story after backlash. You're going to have to count me
a little bit confused. But set that stuff aside for
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a moment. I do want to bring this up because
I think sometimes you can see these shifts happening in politics,
and you always know them before the politicians know them,
because you lived them. We've had this talk when it
comes to inflation. We wait until the new official inflation
numbers are out, and then there's all these headlines and
then the politicians get up and make a statement, there's inflation,
it's crushing people. Well, yeah, everybody buying Grande Wavos said
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the grocery store already knew groceries were going up. That
was common knowledge everyone. Everyone. We knew that already. You
didn't know that, idiot, We didn't know that, or you
didn't know that we did. So the same thing applies
to every issue across the political board for the longest time,
for the longest time, for my whole life, America has
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been so absurdly wealthy, and we've really only seen our
standard of living go up and up and up and
up and up. That politicians in both parties this is
not a Democrat thing. Democrats are Republicans. Politicians in both
parties have simply gotten used to an American public that
is totally fine with unending amounts of government spending going
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to this stupid thing or that stupid thing. I've always
cared about it. Maybe you have a lot of people don't.
But spending has always been a big thing for me,
But for most people it's not. Americans are just like, okay,
if you ask them, they don't like it, but it
doesn't make them mad. Politicians don't understand. Americans are going
to start having a lot less tolerance for this stuff
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as they watch their standard of living go down. The
days where you have this endless blank check to stroke
checks to your friends, punish your enemies, special interest groups, relatives,
if you're Joe Biden, those days are coming to an end.
I saw this headline. Kathy Hogel took a twenty five
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hundred dollars helicopter ride on the taxpayer dime to do
a photo op at a New York City gas station.
And look, that's a minor story. Or it was a
minor story, right, it's a minor story. That's something to
all these politicians do. Remember, you become a politician because
you want access to the things rich people have access
to without actually having to accomplish anything. Kathy Hogo is
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no different. But they've gotten so used to that kind
of stuff. Oh hi, fire up to elo, Hey, screw
the taxpayer, what are they going to do? Vote me out.
They've gotten so used to spitting in your face and
you just wiping it off and putting your head down.
They're going to have a very difficult time adjusting to
the anger that kind of spending is going to prompt
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as costs of living go up and quality of living
goes down. Kathy Hokel can drop twenty five hundred bucks
on a halo ride when the economy's cruising and everyone's
doing fine, when people have had to make hard choices
at the grocery store that week, and they pull up
the New York Post and see Kathy Hokel blowing money
on a Halo ride for a photo op. Oh, the
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anger level is going to be different, all right, the FBI,
what are they doing? Also, American teens, they're having heart problems.
Hang on,
NTSI Kelly Show, Let's have some fun on a Tuesday,
and years what we have on tap for a Tuesday.
It was a good, good day to day, you know why.
You know why today it was a great day and
it's going to be a great night because there weren't
any obvious gigantic headlines that came out there. You know,
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we don't have new inflation numbers, but you're gonna suck
by the way. We don't have it. We don't have
any of that. So it allows me to do other stuff,
you know, I know, to open up any show if
there's a big thing plane crash, you know, something something terrible,
and you have to I have to talk about that
because you're gonna demand that I talk about that in
(00:54):
the opening. But then there are days like today where
I just get to talk about stuff on my mind,
stuff like kids. That'll be central theme on today's show. Kids, No,
not the way it's Joe Biden's central theme. I mean
concern for children. Why are they after kids? Why is
the FBI? What's the motivation behind the FBI under counting
(01:17):
the number of times a good guy with a gun
stops somebody? Why should you move out of your blue area.
Why should you flee it? We'll talk about that, and
we'll talk about how pervasive and insidious. Those are huge words,
and I can't believe I just nailed those. What Chris,
how pervasive and insidious the medical institutions are in this country.
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All that is coming up tonight on the world famous
Jesse Kelly Show. But I want to begin something with
something we've talked about. We've hit on it in the past,
and we always need to keep hitting on this, not
just as a reminder for you, as a reminder to me.
I got this email. We're gonna do a bunch of
these emails tonight, but I got this email. Dear Sargento Slaughter.
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I know you follow New York and you've probably heard
Mayor Adams say whose new favorite catchphrase? He wants to
pivot and shift in his leadership? And what does that
mean for New Yorkers? It says New York is in
an abusive relationship with the government over its citizens. Don't
criticize da brag or you're a racist, don't call nine
one one, you deserve to get hurt, so on and
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so forth. But circling back, pivot and shift, let's set
this aside for a moment. You know who Henry Kissinger is.
Don't worry, I don't worry. I'm gonna bring all this back.
Stay with me for a second, Henry Kissinger. I'm no,
I'm not a fan, by the way, but Henry Kissinger
has an old I don't know, there's maybe be an
audio cut of this. I don't remember where I was
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last time I heard it or read it, but Henry
Kissinger was talking about the phrase support our troops, Support
our troops. How many times have you heard that phrase?
It's end this right, support our troops, support our troops?
And he was talking about don't I don't remember whether
he was criticizing or speaking up for it, but what
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he was was saying, you know what's so great about
that phrase is it can mean anything you want it
to mean when you say it, and yet you can't
be against it that who doesn't? Who doesn't support the troops?
I support our troops? What do you mean? You're against that?
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You don't support the troops? But what does support the
troops mean? What do you consider supporting the troops mean anything? Right?
It can mean anything to anyone. It can mean we
need to get them better. Weapons, better gear. It means
we need to feed them better, more time off, more pay.
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That all that can be supporting the troops. Supporting the
troops could be better leadership, firing a bunch of generals.
Isn't that supporting the could not make the argument that's
supporting the troops. Couldn't I make the arguments supporting the
troops is not sending them overseas in the first place.
The truth is, no matter what your stance is on
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the troops or the military, your foreign engagement, or whatever
the case, maybe you can easily make the argument that
support our troops is right in line with what you believe,
and anyone who's against what you believe doesn't support the troops. Now,
let's go back to Eric Adams. Let's go back to
New York has a brand. You have a brand. New
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York has a brand. Kansas doesn't have a brand. They
do this stuff all the time. He wants to pivot
and shift. What does that mean? Well, again, it means
whatever you want it to mean. And what they're doing
is they're making it in your mind. They're making him
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out to be something different because they know you're unhappy.
The vagueness is the point. You walk around our place
like New York City and I was just there, and
you see the drugs and the filth and the crime,
and the whole place smells, and you say to yourself,
I want this to be different. I want change. Now,
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you when you say that, you have something specific in mind.
Now you want tough on crime, keep the criminals in jail,
keep it. That's what you think when you say that.
So Eric Adams, by using phrases like pivot and shift,
you this won't work on you personally, but in general
for people, they'll interpret that as whatever they want it
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to mean, not what he wants it to mean. And
that's why he says it. He knows that he knows
there's unhappiness. So what's he campaigned on? Pivot and shift?
Remember Obama was great at this too. Remember Obama's What
was Obama's one word? What was the one word that
defined Obama's campaign? Everyone remembers it? Change? Change? Remember it
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was hope and change, change, change, change. It was all
over the billboards, change, I want change? WHOA, what's that mean?
What does that mean? You want change? Change? Change can
mean whatever you want it to mean. That's why it
was so brilliant. Anyone who's slightly unhappy with any part
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of their lives, they want change. You want things to change.
If you're down on your luck right now, if you're
listening to the sound of my voice, and maybe life's
kicking you around. Wife left, your husband ran out on you,
lost your job, husband's sick, mom died, whatever. Everyone has
things right, you want that to change. So when someone
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stands up in front of a podium and they promise
you that change, you interpret it as anything you want
it to believe, as anything you want it to be.
Remember Mao Mao when he ran his cultural revolution, when
he just I had to start murdering all his political opponents.
What did Mao base that on? What was he start?
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What did he want to get rid of? You know
this if you listen to the show for anything, like
at the time, you already know this. What was it
He wanted to get rid of the four Olds? Let's
give it of these olds? Okay, well what were the olds?
What were they? Old ideas, old culture, old customs, and
old habits. Okay, well, what's that mean? It meant anything
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Mao wanted it to mean, and the people who heard
it and followed it. They interpreted it their own way
as well. I bring this up for a specific reason
right now. It goes way beyond Eric Adams right now, nationally,
frankly internationally. But that's focus on us for a second.
That's what I prefer to do. Focus on me right now.
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We are not only in a bad spot crime wise,
inflation wise, interest aids wise, economy wise, border I mean,
it's a bad, bad spot. It's getting worse. So what
you're going to see is a steady stream of this
kind of very effective messaging from the communists over and
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over and over again. In New York. Eric Adams, it's
pivot and shift because it can mean whatever you want.
I love it. If this city would pivot and shift,
that's a I love shifting. Let's do a shift in
a pivot can mean anything. You're going to see this
from every angle. You will see this now all over
(08:36):
your television set leading up to the midterms, but way
beyond the midterms, as things continue to descend for the
next two years, you will see and hear this all
over the place, from Joe Biden to the media to
on down. You'll hear things like people were unhappy, people
want things to change. They want things to turn around.
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Now they're specific things people are unhappy with. You're not
going to hear the specifics. What you're gonna hear. You're
gonna hear about the four olds. People are unhappy and
we need to get rid of these olds. They want
some change. People are unhappy. They want change, They want
things to pivot, they want to shift. People want to shift.
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And what happens is people do that to avoid the
truth of the fact it's all their fault. All the people,
all the people in this culture who have brought us
to this point, with all the craziness and inflation and
maybe a nuclear war and everything else. All the people
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who have brought us to this point, all the ones responsible.
You're not responsible. They are. They will be the ones
most loudly using words like pivot, shift, we need a change.
We're unhappy. You're unhappy that is going to be the norm.
Get used to it and be aware that that's what
you're seeing. Oh, people are very unhappy. They're very unhappy
(10:04):
with communist policies. They're very unhappy with how these communists
we old power against their political opponents. They're unhappy with
an open border, They're unhappy with prices. They're unhappy with inflation,
they're unhappy with interest rates. Oh, people are unhappy about
very very very specific things. And there are very specific
people with names you can blame. How do you identify
(10:27):
those people? Though? Who are the people we should blame?
Go find everybody using words like pivot and shift, and
that's the guy you should blame. All right. Apparently my
former good friends Clay and Buck, apparently they have called
me out today on their radio show about something I
did in New York City. I'm gonna play it for
(10:49):
you and then defend my honor, and just the moment
before I do that, how often would I tell you
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Kelly Show on a Tuesday. I love it that it's Tuesday.
I love that it's two. You know what Tuesdays an
(12:17):
underrated day? Chris? I see what do you mean? Why, Chris?
Well here hear me out. You're already one day down
in the week. And if you did Monday right at all, which,
let's be frank, we killed it yesterday here what Chris
on the world famous Jesse Kelly's show. We killed it.
We were out here. If you did Monday right, Monday
(12:39):
flew by. You wake up today. If you did Monday right,
you woke up on a Tuesday, and you said to yourself,
is it Monday? I feel like it's Oh no, it's Tuesday.
I already did Monday. You're already heading into the weekend.
Oh and you know what else is great? I don't
have to travel anywhere this week. In fact, I don't
have to go anywhere until election Day. And don't worry,
(12:59):
I'm gonna be here election day. I just am not
going to be here here. I'll be behind the microphone
doing a live show. Okay, to which that brings me
to this little point here before I get to the
unfair accusations from Clay and Buck today. Last Wednesday, I
didn't want to tell you that I was going to
(13:20):
be gone Thursday and Friday because I had just recently
been gone, And so I waited till the very end
of the show, like an absolute chicken. And this is
how I ended the show. You may remember it. There's
something else I haven't been telling you all weeks. I
knew you you were going to get mad at me
because I was just gone for two days. I'm not
going to be here the next two days. I'm sorry.
(13:40):
That's all. Goodbye, Okay. Why did I do it that way? One?
Because I was viewing cowardly. That's one. Two. I just
need to explain. I don't like being gone. I don't
like missing shows. It's not that I feel like the
(14:02):
show is important. Now I do radio, right what you
do is important. I do a freaking radio show, But
I do understand the show can be important to you
personally because I have loved radio for so long. I
know exactly what that's like. Radio. I like doing TV two,
but radio, unlike TV, is intimate, meaning I'm sitting there
in your car with you right now. I am talking
(14:24):
to you while you make dinner. I am owing the
lawn with you. I'm at work with you right now,
and it's just you and me. Because that's what radio is.
It's intimate, and it's three hours a day, and I'm
allowed to say whatever I want, so you know me,
and then you send me emails about you and I
know you. I get it it. Radio is intimate. Because
radio is intimate, It genuinely freaking sucks when the person
(14:49):
you listen to is gone. I know it sucks, and
I don't think the show is important, but I do
enjoy making your day a little better to whatever degree,
to whatever degree we can do that on this show.
I enjoy making your day a little bit better that
What does that mean, Chris? Chris has hut up a
(15:11):
sign that said take the football. Oh oh, Chris, We're
not going into that football the nuclear football briefcase they
tried to give me. So I can try to do
it on the road anyway. I don't. I don't like
disappointing you. And I know I had just left for
a couple of days, and so I felt bad about it,
and I waited until the very end of the show,
(15:32):
and then I ran out like a coward. Something else.
I haven't been telling you all weeks. I knew you
were going to get mad at me because I was
just gone for two days. I'm not going to be
here the next two days. I'm sorry. That's all. Goodbye.
So that's why I did that, all right, All right,
back to what we were talking about, pivot and shift.
It's about time to pivot and shift on my former
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friends Clay and Buck. Apparently I was, you know, obviously,
I was just in New York City. I told you
all about it last night, and I don't know that
I went into the second night too much after the musical,
don't I don't want to hear it from you, Okay,
don't be not nice to me. Yes, I took the
wife to a musical. It sucked. She loved it. It sucked.
Went to see Chicago. I'm not a musical person person,
(16:13):
but she had lost their voice, thank you Lord. And
so I had to take her home after that. And
then I went out to hang out with claim Buck
and we went up to some fancy I'd never been
in a place like this, Okay, I'd never been in
a place like this. It was a fancy New York bar.
It was a rooftop bar. It was cool and well.
Apparently this is what claim Buck had to say about
me today on their show. The trufle cost reminds me
(16:35):
of our buddy Jesse Kelly. Should I call him out
for what he did? We're out to post drinks, having
post drinks dinner at the top of this rooftop of
the Peninsula, which a great place. Jesse not content with
the wine bottle there, says, Oh, we were talking about
Bob Pittman's company, who owns iHeart. He's got a fabulous tequila.
(16:57):
He's my favorite tequila I've ever had. And I'm a
tequila drink. It's a it's a fabulous tequila. What's the
tequila you You You could pronounce it better Cossa dragonez Dragonez.
I would basically pronounce it cossa dragons right, dragonaz, But
it's it is the way. Yeah, it's fabulous tequila. So
we're talking about it, and Jesse says, you know what,
let's get around of tequila shots. And so everybody he
(17:20):
want We're at the Peninsula Hotel and he wants a
round of Costa Dragonez to be clear right concert specific
think Guy's like, I don't know if we have it.
And then they come back and do you did I
tell you the shot? I said, I said, Jesse, you
just ordered a mortgage payment's worth of tequila shots here,
(17:40):
and uh, and he didn't believe me. Company believe me
because you know you got a good tequila, you know,
in a in a in a nice, nice bar. And
he was, did you know fifteen dollars maybe for the
shot something like that, seventy five dollars a shot? Oh yeah,
Jesse Kelly our boss at Iheart's company. That has to
be I can't imagineagine that there is a more expensive
(18:01):
shot that he could have ordered of tequila at the
bar that night concert or gone. I think it was
worth every penny, honestly. But if you know bars, you know,
as far as mark stuff up, I mean, if you okay,
all right, Chris, all right, that is a that is
a unfair accusation that has been leveled at me by
my two now former friends, Clay and Buck. I am
(18:24):
going to address these allegations, and I'm going to address
them in just a moment. Before I address these allegations,
I do want to do this really quickly. I don't
need to sit and read every headline for you from
the New York Post about the nine thousand stabbings that night.
You're not stupid. You look at the news, I see
the poll numbers. You understand that crime is on the
(18:46):
top of everyone's mind. I can't sit here and tell
you the cavalry is coming. That's just not true. All
I can tell you is to protect yourself, either you
are taking steps to stop a bad guy before he
can hurt you, or what happens to you happens to you.
Get a hero gun. It's a non lethal gun. Get
(19:06):
a hero arrow, also non lethal. So there's no excuse.
I'm not a gun guy. Fine, get a Hero gun
doesn't require a concealed carry permit. It will stop somebody
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restrictions may apply the Jesse Kelly Show. It is the
Jesse Kelly Show. And I'm going to defend my honor
before I get to this father trying to save his
eleven year old from a New York hospital. Before I
get to that. It it's time to defend my honor
(19:50):
from my former friends Clay and Buck. Because the accusation,
in case you missed it, was this, we went out
to some fancy rooftop bar. I think Clay called it
the p Sila or something like that. Again, I've never
been in a place like this before. And that I answer,
and that I ordered expensive tequila shots. And Clay even
called me out for ordering tequila shots at all because
(20:13):
he said, there's a bottle of wine on the table. Okay,
a couple of things. One, they're my friends, They're well
aware that I'm white trash. I'm white trash. I don't
drink wine, all right. If you ever see me with
a glass of wine in my hand, it's because the
(20:35):
wife has put one in my hand and said, in
this current social setting, it's important for you to pretend
to like wine. Okay, I don't like wine. I don't
drink with my pinkie out. And when I go to
a bar with the boys, I order. I have been
known to order, which is not necessarily smart. I've been
(20:56):
known to order some tequila shots or something like that.
That's one. Two. I need to explain the story of
the Cassas Cassa Stragona's tequila, which, by the way, that's
Mexican for a case of dragons. In case you're wondering, now,
this is the story with Cassas Tragonas. This is to
me defending myself from the seventy five dollars a shot
(21:19):
tequila order. Before I get to all the trans disgustingness,
here's the real story. My buddy, my buddy Luise. He's
a Mexican dude. I hang out with him all the
time down here in Mexican dude Mexican family, and he
he likes expensive tequilas I don't have experience with expensive things. Okay,
(21:39):
it was Keystone Light and Jim Beam. I'm sorry, that's
who I am, all right. I don't like tequila because
the only tequilas I've ever had are chief gross tequilas.
So I'm over at my buddy Luise's house one night
and we were watching we had got a pay per
view boxing fight, and we were sitting there watching the
fights and he says, hey, you gotta try this tequila.
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I go through the whole thing. Dude, I don't like tequila.
I don't like I don't want. Tequili said, you'll like this,
You'll like this, I said, did I've had? Tequili said
not like this? Okay, fine. He brings me out a
little glass of this tequila. No ice in it, nothing
mixed in it, just straight tequila. All right. I take
a sip of this Cassastragonas tequila. It's honestly the smoothest,
(22:22):
most delicious thing I've ever had in my entire life.
I didn't know how much it costs. I didn't buy
the freaking bottle, Okay, it was brought to me. I
didn't know how much it costs. So fast forward, not
to stay with me here. He mentions Bob Pittman obviously
big cheese at I heeart president of I mean he
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is the boss boss. I go out to dinner with
the president of Premier A couple of weeks after. I
have this tequila. And I had taken a picture of
this bottle of tequila because I said to myself, well,
one day Father's Day, maybe special case and Christmas, maybe
I'll ask for it. That's a good gift for dudes, right,
some high end booze, some kind I'm not gonna go
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out and buy it. But Chris says it's seventy five
to three hundred dollars. Is that what you said about it? Okay,
Well I didn't know this. Okay, I've never bought any
I go out to dinner with the president of Premier.
We're just having a couple of steaks here in town.
She didn't want to go to Red Lobster, I know,
but I said, hey, I found a tequila that I
really liked. I've always been more of you know, basic,
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we're bourbon guy. But I have the tequila I liked.
And I pulled out my phone and I showed Julie
the picture of the to Cassis dragonas the Case of
Dragons tequila, and she throws her head back and starts laughing,
And I said, what did I do? What's so funny?
I figured I screwed something up again. She said, that's
Bob Pittman's tequila company. I didn't know it was a
president of I didn't know it was just a total quins.
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I says, Oh, that's great, that's great, that's fine. So,
by the way, shout out to Bob Pittman for then
hearing that story and sending me a bout all the
stuff so I didn't have to buy it anyway. So,
going back to the New York City story with Clay
and Buck, I'm sitting there. I wanted something that tasted good.
I didn't want wine, okay, because I don't drink wine,
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so I thought it would be appropriate to order the
good Pit Tasting tequila. I didn't know it was seventy
five dollars a shot. But that goes back to what
I was ranting about yesterday, how New York City has
become a city of just for rich people. I don't
know how normal people were supposed to go there and
exist when it's twenty six dollars for a burger and fries,
sixteen dollars for a breakfast bagel, and seventy five bucks
(24:31):
for a shot at tequila. What Chris, Yeah, that's a
good point. Chris. Oh, that's the wrong button. That's a
good point. We have a brand. New York has a brand.
Kansas doesn't have a brand. You most certainly do. You
do have a brand. So there that's me defending my
honor from those guys. Now let's get to the ugly stuff.
(24:52):
That's enough screwing off for now. By the way, I
mentioned last night we're gonna have actor Kirk Cameron on
the show. I turned out to be a huge liar.
It actually wasn't Kirk Cameron's fault. It was all Chris's
fault because he gave them the number to call in.
And I don't know if you know this, Chris, it's
actually really important no, hold on, hold on, stay with me, Chris,
(25:12):
before you are up. When you give out phone numbers,
it's actually really really important that every number be correct
because it turns out it turns out if one of
the numb no no, I'm serious, I'm telling you how
phones work, it turns out if one of the numbers
is wrong that they actually can't call where they were
trying to call. The phone doesn't automatically adjust for your
screw ups. So Chris gave Kirk Cameron, the famous actor,
(25:36):
the wrong number. He wasn't on last night, so he
will be on tonight about an hour from now. You
know what, I'm gonna ask him what he wants to
do to Chris. That's what I'll ask you. That's gonna
be my first question. What do you want to do
for the person who can't even properly give out a
phone number on the show? No, Chris, there's no excuses.
There's absolutely no excuses whatsoever. Now, before we get to
any of that, remember you can email me Jesse at
(25:59):
Jesse kellyshow dot com. There is just a horrible story
out there. The headline is this father of eleven year
old speaks out as a New York hospital in the
court's attempt to medically transition his child a father. And
this is from the post millennial. A father in New
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York State is fighting for his child to be allowed
to grow up. The child's mother, the medical industry, and
the court are pressing for the eleven year old to
be permitted to take drugs that would disrupt puberty, potentially
stunting her development and leading to sterility. Did I say
that right, Chris? Sterility? That's a hard one. The father
(26:40):
to the middle schooler, whose name is not named, in
order to protect his family, has been instructed by the
court to call his child by the new chosen name,
new preferred pronouns, and refer to the child of being
the new chosen gender. Neither parent is allowed under court
(27:03):
order to talk to the child about anything gender related.
That order came down in April, and the mother demanded
full custody. This would give her the right to medically
transition the child without the father's consent. I don't know
(27:23):
what to say that will not get me in trouble.
This is what I mean. This is what I mean.
I know you can't swear, and I know there aren't
any threats. Chris. I wasn't about to swear or do threats. Okay,
Why are you such a worry wart all the time?
We haven't even been in that much trouble anyway. What's
(27:44):
what's the appropriate thing to do to defend your eleven
year old baby girl? What should you do? What can
I take that back. What can you do? Well, I'll
tell you something. Unless you want to start taking drastic, illegal,
illegal steps, which I don't want you to do. Isn't
(28:06):
the only solution to change our court system. And if
you can't change it, where you are to get out
to a place where you can. This is why I
sit here so often. And I know this is an
ugly story and it's horrible and it's heartbreaking, but this
is why so often I sit down here and I
say to you, you need to leave. You need to leave,
(28:30):
because as you go up the chain of powers above you,
you simply don't have a level where you can find
any protection at all from the insanity. And they're not stopping,
they're not backing off, they're not slowing down. It's full
speed ahead. I'll finish my thoughts on this real quick,
(28:51):
and then we'll talk about why people become politicians hang
on truth attitude. Jesse Kelly, it is the Jesse Kelly
show Man alive. It has already been fun on a Tuesday.
(29:11):
I know this child, this New York father trying to
protect this child. Stuff's gross, but still it's been fun
out there. Just one final thing on this, because I
don't know how to beat you over the face with
that nastiness too much. It just gives me. This gives
me the squeaby jeebies. It is important to fortify your
local area, local judges, local das. It is important to
(29:38):
get to a place where you can fortify your local area.
All this ended, endless child stuff. And actually there's a
bunch of this stuff in the news. Will get to
They're not backing off for slowing down. They haven't had
this come to Jesus moment where they're looking around and
feeling bad. They are full speed ahead. This is not
(29:59):
a pendulum that swings. It is an It is an
endless black hole that goes down and down and down
without end. Please protect yourself, all right, I want to
get to some emails. I'm gonna do a big email
round up tonight. Show Gun. During yesterday's show, you said
that l Presidente Biden had a scrambled egg brain. I
(30:19):
forgot that I said that, But you know what, that's
a good saying. I thought I would drop some knowledge
for the listeners since I ob law a little bit.
Eggs in Puerto Rican means is wavos. I did not
know that Chris Wavos how about that. I will rest
easy knowing that everyone is going to feel smarter. Now, wavos,
how about that? Y'all tell you what we buy, Chris?
(30:42):
We buy the extra large eggs. I've been wanting to
get the try to get to more like farm fresh stuff,
but I can't find one around here. But I always
get the extra large ones. So I guess you could
say got some huge wave oats if you wanted to
put it that way. What Chris, grande grande amy grande wavos? Chris?
That look, I don't want to get too advanced for
people who don't obla like I do, but that's what
(31:04):
it is. By the way, speaking of grande wavos, it's
really important fellas that you don't allow yourself to be
a low team man. Boober. That is important, ladies. It
is important as well that you keep your energy up,
metabolism up. This this applies to all of us, and
it is important we find ways to do this without
(31:25):
going to the despicable medical institutions we now have in
this country. Wait till I get to this story about
the American Medical Association. It's gonna make your jaw drop chuck.
They're natural, natural herbal supplements. They are a hardcore anti
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hire from today. You said the president was responsible for
gas prices coming down. He's the president responsible for gas
prices going up. So it's a lot more nuanced than that, right, Peter,
you know this, it's a lot more nuanced than that.
It's just like, hey, it's just like that pivot and
(32:49):
shift thing. WELLOK, when they can take credit for something,
they take full credit when it's someone else's fall out. Well, look,
it's nuance that old JFK quote, which I think he
was quoting someone else to be honest with you, but
I don't know. I'm a stupid person where he says
Victory has a thousand fathers, but defeat as an orphan.
That's the ultimate what we're dealing with here. No Korean diversity.
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Higher also got out, got asked, well, made a statement
about another six hundred and twenty five million dollars to Ukraine.
President Biden informed President Zalinski that the United States is
providing a new six hundred and twenty five million dollars
security assistant package to Ukraine as they continued to defend
their country from Russia's invasion. Okay, here's my issue with
(33:35):
all this. We tried, the Republicans, I should say, tried
to attach an amendment with all this cash we were
sending to Ukraine that simply assigned somebody there who would
monitor where it's going. Is my money? Is your money
going to help widows and orphans? Or is this money
dropping into the endless black hole of military contractors and
(33:58):
intelligence services and whatnot. And I have to be honest
with you when I combined that with the facts. CBS
News just ran a story that only thirty percent of
the arms are actually getting to the poor troops that
need them, and then a day later they retracted the
story after backlash. You're going to have to count me
a little bit confused. But set that stuff aside for
(34:19):
a moment. I do want to bring this up because
I think sometimes you can see these shifts happening in politics,
and you always know them before the politicians know them,
because you lived them. We've had this talk when it
comes to inflation. We wait until the new official inflation
numbers are out, and then there's all these headlines and
then the politicians get up and make a statement, there's inflation,
it's crushing people. Well, yeah, everybody buying Grande Wavos said
(34:45):
the grocery store already knew groceries were going up. That
was common knowledge everyone. Everyone. We knew that already. You
didn't know that, idiot, We didn't know that, or you
didn't know that we did. So the same thing applies
to every issue across the political board for the longest time,
for the longest time, for my whole life, America has
(35:06):
been so absurdly wealthy, and we've really only seen our
standard of living go up and up and up and
up and up. That politicians in both parties this is
not a Democrat thing. Democrats are Republicans. Politicians in both
parties have simply gotten used to an American public that
is totally fine with unending amounts of government spending going
(35:28):
to this stupid thing or that stupid thing. I've always
cared about it. Maybe you have a lot of people don't.
But spending has always been a big thing for me,
But for most people it's not. Americans are just like, okay,
if you ask them, they don't like it, but it
doesn't make them mad. Politicians don't understand. Americans are going
to start having a lot less tolerance for this stuff
(35:50):
as they watch their standard of living go down. The
days where you have this endless blank check to stroke
checks to your friends, punish your enemies, special interest groups, relatives,
if you're Joe Biden, those days are coming to an end.
I saw this headline. Kathy Hogel took a twenty five
(36:12):
hundred dollars helicopter ride on the taxpayer dime to do
a photo op at a New York City gas station.
And look, that's a minor story. Or it was a
minor story, right, it's a minor story. That's something to
all these politicians do. Remember, you become a politician because
you want access to the things rich people have access
to without actually having to accomplish anything. Kathy Hogo is
(36:33):
no different. But they've gotten so used to that kind
of stuff. Oh hi, fire up to elo, Hey, screw
the taxpayer, what are they going to do? Vote me out.
They've gotten so used to spitting in your face and
you just wiping it off and putting your head down.
They're going to have a very difficult time adjusting to
the anger that kind of spending is going to prompt
(36:56):
as costs of living go up and quality of living
goes down. Kathy Hokel can drop twenty five hundred bucks
on a halo ride when the economy's cruising and everyone's
doing fine, when people have had to make hard choices
at the grocery store that week, and they pull up
the New York Post and see Kathy Hokel blowing money
on a Halo ride for a photo op. Oh, the
(37:20):
anger level is going to be different, all right, the FBI,
what are they doing? Also, American teens, they're having heart problems.
Hang on,
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Jesse Kelly
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