June 1, 2023 • 36 mins
Jesse wasn't sure if he should feel bad or laugh when he saw Joe fall at academy graduation, but then he remembered how the President called him a threat to Democracy and tried to get him fired for not taking the vaccine. Graduating from the Air Force academy just to get a speech from Joe Biden. "Jesse Kelly Is Nice To Kids Foundation" The Marine Guide.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday. The week is
almost over and I had.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Such exciting news to announce tonight. I have a charity
to announce tonight. We have debt ceiling news. Well, I
mean that's all terrible. Updated vaccine news, updated news on
Trump's hush money case in New York City.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're going to get to emails. I'm gonna take some
hopefully funny phone calls out. It'll be a couple hours
from now. Don't worry about that. Oh, that is so.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. And reminder to you tomorrow is an ask
doctor Jesse Fry All three hours are the questions you
email into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So get
those emailed in now, don't wait till tomorrow. Let's begin
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with the news of today, though before we get to
any of that, probably the headline of the day this
happened a few hours ago, four or five hours ago,
something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was busy at the time. Four or five hours ago,
Joe Biden was speaking at the Air Force Academy. And
in case you're wondering if he embarrassed himself endlessly, yes,
of course he did. We'll get to his idiotic comments,
which were many. But the real news isn't all the
stupid things Joe Biden said earlier at the Air Force Academy.
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The news of today is Joe Biden took a facer
up on stage, flat ground, no problems at all. He
was walking on flat ground in eight it just fell down.
Had to have a couple people come pick him up.
And this isn't about Joe Biden. This is actually about
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me in the crisis of conscience I'm currently having with myself,
and I'm just gonna bear my soul for everybody because
this is what I go through right now.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
One.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I believe in aggressive anti communism, as you know I do.
I believe in fighting to win. I believe that we
have been too soft, too nice, for way too long,
and that's a big reason the Communists have taken over
every part of our culture. At the same time, I
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don't want to be a soulless monster. I know I
kind of am already and there's nothing I can do
about that, but I don't want to be a soulless monster.
But I saw Joe Biden fall today and I don't
like how I felt about it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't like how I felt about it. I saw
Joe Biden fall and it made me laugh. Now I
should clarify. I have always this is part of the
reason I don't like how I feel about it. I
have always found that old people falling and hurting themselves.
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I've always thought that was one of the saddest things.
I still think that is one of the saddest things
out there. I hate that, and I don't know why.
Maybe it was something from my childhood or something, but
it's one of those things. It just kills me when
I hear about it. Some little old lady falls and
breaks her hip. It, old man falls, breaks his arm.
You get older, body starts to break down on you
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a little, those bones get weaker.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I just the thought of the thought of a little old.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Woman laying there with a broken hip in pain like that,
I freaking hate that. It just it kills me. I
really hate it. I really really hate it. So Joe
Biden falls and I scoffed. Joe Biden's an old man.
He fell looked like it probably hurt definitely at his age,
and I scoffed. In fact, if it looks just you
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and me talking, I snickered, I thought to myself. And
don't get me wrong, I have reasons I hate Joe Biden.
Joe Biden, he tried to have me fired. I haven't
forgotten that. I haven't forgiven it. He certainly hasn't asked
me for forgiveness for it. Joe Biden tried to have
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me fired for not being vaccinated. And were it not
for the courts, I may have been fired for not
be it was. He didn't back off. He was backed
off of that. But Joe Biden said take this, and
I said no, And he said take this or I'll
have you fired. That's what he said. Joe Biden tried
to have me out of work bills to pay. I
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got a wife, kids. Joe Biden tried to have me fired.
That's one.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Two.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Joe Biden as President of the United States of America,
he stood up in front of the American people. Remember
when he told us that his patience with us was
wearing thin.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You remember that now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I know there's a long laundry list of horrible things
Joe Biden has said and done, but I just want
to pause on this real moment. Do you understand how
out of line that is for the United States President
to speak to you like this?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Patient? But our patience is wearing thin.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm sorry, but who exactly do you think you are? Powell?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You're not my dad, you're not my king, You're not
in charge of me. You're the president. You don't get
to tell me, ever, for any reason, that your patience
with me is wearing thin. Because I don't feel like
taking your clock shot. I'm sorry. I didn't want a
stroke at the age of forty, so I didn't take it.
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And you don't have any right whether you took it
or not, you don't have any right to tell me
your patience with me is wearing thin. And finally, another
reason I scoffed and snickered today and now I feel
kind of bad about it is I remember when Joe
Biden repeatedly called me a threat to democracy. I'm a
Trump voter. I voted for Trump twice. He has repeatedly
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disparaged me. Now you maga Republicans, maga sucks you, Maga Republicans,
Maga this maga that you're a threat to the foundations
of democracy.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
The United States and the world ow a debt to
the ancient Greek ideas that first taught us that we
the people and the demos, our democracy can control our
own destiny. And you made us believe it, and the
idea that has endured for a millennia. But it's also
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an idea that every generation has had to fight to up.
Poll has a defeat democracy's mortal foes, because in our
imperfect world, appetites and ambitions of a few forever sheikh
to dominate the lives and liberties of the many. And sadly,
we have both discussed, including the Summit the Democracies last year,
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that democracy is more under assault today than including in
the United States, than any time in the recent past.
But the Greek people know, just as the American people do,
that freedom and democracy are worth sacrificing for h I had.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Almost forgot about that part. Thanks for playing that little
bit for me, Chris. He didn't just call me a
threat to democracy. He called me it's mortal foe. Did
you catch that part? I'm not only a threat to
democracy according to Joe Biden, I'm its mortal foe. And
he told me that I am the greatest threat in
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the history of America to it, or at least in
what he said, recent history. I don't want to put
words in a greatest threat in recent history.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So he's losing patience with me. He believes I should
be fired, and he believes I'm a mortal threat, a
mortal foe to democracy. So back to me in my
crisis of conscience I'm going through right now. We're going
to move on to this Trump case, in the January
sixth case, and all.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Kinds of things.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Right now, back to that, back to the Joe Biden thing.
Why am I supposed to care? I want to be
the type of person who still cares. And don't get
me wrong, I still find old people falling to be very,
very sad. But I really really dislike Joe Biden. In fact,
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I feel the same way about Joe Biden that he
feels about me. If we just have to put a
pretty fine point on it. I am saddened for my country.
I'm saddened more than any of this, And we're about
to go into this in a moment because I do
want to get to the things he said today more
than any of this. I'm actually very very sad for
that class, the graduate waiting class of the Air Force Academy.
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I'm very sad that they had to witness that. I'm
sad that the world watches our doddering, old fool of
a president continuously make a.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I almost said something, really almost.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Said something really bad on the air Crisp, but I
held back, continue to make an idiot of himself in
front of the entire planet. I'm sad. It bums me out.
As far as being sad for Joe Biden personally, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I can't seem to muster that whatever that is. Maybe
that part of me was never there, But if it
was there, it's gone now. I'll tell you that much.
It's gone now. Now I do need to prep you
for something. I warned you that we were gonna take
calls tonight. Bes haven't taken calls in a couple weeks,
but they're not gonna be political calls. I'm sorry you
can keep those. I don't have any interest in those tonight.
(09:51):
It's Thursday. We got to ask doctor Jesse Friday come
in tomorrow tonight. This is gonna be next hour, So
don't bother calling the call screeners, not even sitting there. Tonight,
next hour, we're going to do something more important than that.
I asked the question before. Now we're gonna take the
answers on the air. If you have to be killed
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by an animal, what's the worst way to go? Is
it eaten by a shark, stung by a swarm of
killer bees? Is it a anaconda eating you?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I have my thoughts. I want your thoughts on this
pressing issue. We'll discuss the Biden comments from today, the
Trump New York stuff, my new charity, and more coming
up tonight. Feeling a little stocky, follow like and subscribe
on social at Jesse Kelly's show. It is the Jesse
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Kelly Show, and we will discuss animal deaths next hour.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We actually have to deal with real issues first. I
am excited about this coming up about ten minutes from now.
Just hang with me on that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Let's go back to the Biden thing today. I maybe
it's because of my soft spot, soft soft sport, soft
spot for the military, for military service, for the young
men and women who throw themselves into that. But I
have always, as much as I love giving the Air
Force crap and Navy crap and Army crap. I have
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always been a huge admirer of the academies. It's part
of the reason I get so angry about all the
commie filth in those academies. Now, these academies, I'm not
sure people realize how difficult it is to even get
into these academies unless your dad's a senator or something
like that. If you want to get in, maybe you
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think to yourself, well, I'll just I'll get a.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Four point Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Now, I remember when I looked into it, very briefly
when I was a child. Oh, they'll laugh you out
of the building. Four point oh. That's that's the beginning.
That's step one of one hundred. It's very difficult to
even get into these academies. But then you get into
these academies, and I'm telling you, the first year washout
rate at these things it's incredible because you have all
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the stresses and strains that come with college anyway, getting
good grades and things like that. On top of the
physical requirements. There's physical there's pt all the time. There's
the stress of getting screamed at and Hay's that, and
it's just there's a lot that goes on at these universities.
What I'm saying is at the back end of that,
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sitting there graduating as part of an Air Force Academy
class man, that's something special. That's something really really cool,
and more than anything, it grinds on me today. I
know it probably shouldn't. I should just let it go.
It grinds on me today that these kids busted their
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butt for that long and then this is what they
got at their graduation. Bh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Way, I've met with the whore.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Those guys that fly over shortly, You heard them, haven't.
Three of them are women, So I don't screw around guys.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They get the stupid jokes Joe Biden forgetting the name.
They get the identity politics. Of course the women are
women are tougher than me.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm just stupid, God, Joe. They get outright lies.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Like I was graduating from high school three hundred years ago.
I applied to the Naval Academy and I was picked
by the senator. There's two way senators can pick. They
can pick individually.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
By the way, he never applied to the Naval Academy.
This is all an outright fabrication.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
This is not.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't mean, I don't mean fudging the truth a little.
This is a fabrication. He just invented this entire story.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Or they can name ten people and let the academy choose.
I was a relatively good football player, so I had
a shot. I remember the day a guy named Steve
done It from my class was also nominated.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Drove up.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Was about seven in the morning. We're going to drive
down to Annapolis, and I had just heard the night
before they had a halfback name Joe Balino.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I can't take it anymore. You get these rambling, made
up stories. Four years, five years you grinded at the
Air Force Academy, and now you're graduating, and you're going
to be a success. You graduate from one of these academies,
you just are, whether you stay in the military or not.
You grind like that and this is what you get.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Your class is one of the most diverse classes in
the history of this academy or any academy to graduate.
That's why we're strong, that's why we're who we are.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's why we'll never give.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Up four or five years grinding to serve your country
and better yourself than the idiot president. The commander in
chief who you will now serve under, is talking about
how diversity is our strength and doing the weird shouting
things change you people's lives that she does a lot
or or four or five years. Now, you're going to
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go do what who knows what? You're gonna go fly.
You're going to the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know that. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
A lot of these guys be pilots. They're all gonna
be successful. But you get to sit and listen to
Joe Biden talk about climate.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Change, footage, security, and natural disasters, all of which are
being made worse by the existential threat of climate change.
I don't hear many of my friends anymore are saying
there's no climate change or finally figured it out. I'm
trying to push that since nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
How embarrassing, How embarrassing. And those kids, I should stop
calling them kids. They're definitely men and women. But because
that's what happens when you when you get Apparently, when
you get older, everyone's a kid to you. You're forty
one and they're all kids now. But they deserve better, man,
They deserve better than this.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It wasn't all push ups and cramming for progress. So
I set the Guinness Book of Records world records most
simultaneous push ups. There had to be an enormous amount
of push ups beyond you, beyond, but all of you,
I think, get some fun along the way, maybe a
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good use of your epic passes.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What what's he talking about? Maybe you're sitting there wondering
what's he talking about? Well, I had no idea. No
one knows. But that's all. That's where I'm at. I'm
gonna move off this today. I don't want to talk
about Joe Biden anymore. I want to talk about animal
deaths and Trump in this indictment case. I want to
talk about my charity. Well, that's gonna reveal. We're gonna
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reveal that here in five ten minutes from now. I'm very, very,
very excited about that. I will get to emails tonight,
and like I said, the animal deaths will be fun
with Those will be calls next hour, Shogun. The House
just passed some clown bill that supposedly say it's the
US money, yet it allows the national debt to grow
by four trillion over eighteen months. How is any Republican
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calling this a good thing keeping.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
A straight face.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, it's actually a very very good question, and we
will discuss that question in the Trump hush money case
in New York, and we're going to discuss charity and
other things in a moment.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly Vaccian, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And let me just tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
We're going to get to the Trump New York stuff
and the debt ceiling stuff in a moment. But I
told you I have a charity announcement, and here's what
it is. You ready for this? So I look around
and I see a lot of people, especially on social
media these days, or it'll be on TV shows, everybody's
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giving back or doing some foundation thing, or look at me,
I'm giving the needy kids. I'm I'm digging wells in
Africa or something like that. And I have decided that
I want to do that too. Not that I want
to give back anything or help anybody. I want the
good publicity that comes with having a charity. So we
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are still working on the name. It's probably gonna be
something like Jesse Kelly does Nice Things for People foundation
or something along those lines. And don't get me wrong,
this foundation, yes, that's exactly right, Michael. It's gonna be
just like Bill Gates and the Clinton Foundation and things
like that. I give you my word, this foundation is
going to help nobody. It's going to help no one whatsoever.
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We are not out here to do good. We are
out here to raise my image, to increase my brand,
if you will. So the Jesse Kelly is Nice Foundation
is nice to kids or something.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I'm still working on the name the Jesse Kelly is
Nice Foundation. We'll be filing paperwork very shortly, and I
will keep you updated on all the good things we do,
because that is the point of doing good things, so
you can increase your marketability to other people. We will
keep you updated on that every single step of the way. Now,
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just a brief thing on this. Trump is asking the judge,
the New York judge. He's asking that he step aside.
Why is he asking that? He's asking that because the
judge who's going to preside over Trump's hush money case
in New York. I know you're going to find this shocking.
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Is a card carrying Democrat, of course he is. But
the only reason I brought this up was this. I
didn't bring this up to do more. Trump is in
serious legal trouble. Talk you already know that, or you're
an idiot. There's no third direction. He's in very serious
legal trouble. I've told you why. It's not because he
did anything wrong. It's because there are places like New
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York City that are completely run top to bottom by
communists now, and therefore there's no zero chance he's going
to get any kind of a fair trial at all
in New York City. But I brought this up to
warn you about what this means for you, because when
Trump is a great example. I mean, it's terrible what
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they're doing to him, but it's a great example for
people that still think there's going to be some kind
of justice or at some point in time, you're going
to run into a certain level of government or the legal.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
System where all the political.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Shenanigans will be set aside and they'll just go by
the law and the constitution and what's what's what's truth.
Those days are not there, and those days are not coming.
Not for New York City headline. Sixty five year old
New Yorker charged for blowing away a would be mugger
who allegedly rushed him despite the warnings. Apparently this guy
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not only said, hey, don't they stay away, don't stay away,
gave him repeated warning. Then he gets charged, he shoots
the guy, and now the sixty five year old who
just defended himself in New York, he's going to prison.
He's going to prison for a long time. When I
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tell you to get out, it's not because I'm not
in love with New York City. You know, I'm in
love with New York City. Everyone knows that. I tell
you to get out for a lot of reasons. But
one of the main reasons is you don't live in
America anymore. And that's hard for people to digest. That's
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hard for people to accept.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Jesse. I want to stay. I don't want to move
down to Jesse.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I love it here, Jesse, my grandma, Jesse, That's where
I went to school.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Jesse. I know, man, I know it sucks. It does.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But are you going to live in a place where
you're not allowed to shoot a violent criminal who's coming
at you? Are you going to live in a place
like that? Why would you willingly live in a place
like that unless you had to? And that look, it's terrible,
but and It's happening everywhere. It only gets worse, It
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only gets worse. You see what they're screaming about in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I thought this was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You had Chicago residents stepping up and they're blasting, blasting
the new mayor Johnson, Brandon Johnson, because he's giving illegals
fifty one million dollars in goodies.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Listen to this. They're mad they don't get their reparations.
My name around Jerry Smith.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I'm the CEO organization called Chicago Against Violence. Also stopped
the migrant bus going to Wadsworth and was arrested with
my friend Tyroe Muhammad. How dare this mayor and city
council have the guts to give migrants fifty one million dollars?
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I demand you to have the same passion in urgency
to pass the City of Chicago reparations.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Or who'd you vote for? Again? I have to keep
asking who did you vote for? Did you vote for that?
Because I think you did.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now, speaking of voting for that, let's go to this question.
The guy's raging about the debt ceiling, the debt ceiling
bill which sucks, the debt ceiling bill which is laid
out by Dan Bishop. Here, Democrats liked more than a.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Co indication in the vote that more Democrats voted for
the bill than Republicans did, and of course Republicans have
a larger number of members in the Chamber is a
sign who got the best of the deal.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Listen, but I don't want to spend a lot of
time on this because there's nothing you can do about it,
and there's nothing I can do about it. I know
you care. Norman Norm doesn't care. But here's the reality
of life. The American voter does not care about spending.
And you and I we can scream at them till
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we're blue in the face that they should care about spending,
that there's going to be an end to this. You
need to start voting on spending. You need to be
worried about the debt. You can scream that at Norman
Norm until you're blue in the face. He will not
believe you. He will roll his eyes at you. He
will think you are a some kind of a conspiracy theorist,
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because Norman Norm has never gone through a severe debt
crisis like we are going to go through in this country.
But the reason I'm not going to spend a lot
of time on it.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Is this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Democrats don't care, Republicans don't care, voters don't care. Norman
Norm doesn't care about spending.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
They never have.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Republicans get in there and pass trillion dollar bills all
the time too, all the time. Democrats get in trillion
dollar bills all the time too. And when the debt
ceiling comes along, nobody ever wants to cut a thing.
They just had a debt ceiling fight where they raise
the debt ceiling and they're gonna add four trillion dollar
to the national debt. Normy Norm will never get this
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until the day disaster comes to his front door. And
disaster most definitely is coming there, So it doesn't do
any good to spend any time on it at all.
Your neighbor doesn't care about government spending money. And in
his defense, in Norman Norm's defense, that's it's never happened
in his life. A debt ceiling problem or a debt
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crisis is what I mean. He's hurt people always. Some
people on the right complain about the debt, complain about deficits,
but since it's never become real to him, he can't
put two and two together. He doesn't know that it
looks like violent mobs in the street when you have
a fiscal crisis like what's coming. He doesn't understand that.
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And when you explain that to him, he rolls his
eyes and he thinks you're a nutbody. Ah, this guy,
you look he listened to too much talk radio. But no,
that's coming. When a nation can no longer pay its
bill and it just stops paying its bills, mass amounts
of things you're used to will be cut off. Then
people will get desperate, people will get violent, people will
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take to the streets. We've seen this happen over and
over and over and over again throughout history. But you
can't convince people that matters.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
They don't know. And none of the people in Washington care.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
They're gonna keep passing these bills and trillion dollar bills
and debt cealing increases, and so can you. And I
can yell and screen through we're blue in the face.
It won't matter. Norman Norm doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But when that day comes, make sure you tell him
you voted for this. You voted for this. Norm.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
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I don't know, Maybe Senator Rand Paul will save us
from all this debt talk, because you know Lindsay Graham
certainly isn't gonna You know why. You know why Lindsey
Graham's upset about the debt ceiling.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, here's why We're.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Going to cap spending at a level that we cannot
expand the navy. And in the same period of time,
China's going to go from three hundred and ten ships
over a ten year period to four hundred and forty.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Not a penny in.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
This bill to help Ukraine defeat Putin. They're going on
the offensive as I speak, and we need to send
a clear message to Putin that when it comes to
your invasion of Ukraine, we're going to support the Ukrainians
to ensure your loss.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
If we don't do that.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Then we're gonna snatch defeat out of the.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Giles of victory.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Lindsey Graham's upset that there isn't enough money for Ukraine
and the debt ceiling bill. This is why we're a
late stage republic. This is why we're at the looting
the treasury phase. It doesn't matter what you think about
Ukraine or Russia. Really, honestly, none of this stuff matters.
No more money, the money's all gone. This is all
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phantom money that's jacking inflation up through the roof. It's
going to destroy us, all, all of us. It doesn't
matter if you're wearing a Ukrainian flag as we speak
sitting in Kiev.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It doesn't matter. There's no American money left. The American
money is gone, period. These people have done this to us.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Now, speaking of the justice system, I brought up the
Trump New York case earlier. Stuart Rhodes, one of the
oath Keepers. It's this group, this patriotic group, one of
the oath Keepers. He just got sentenced to eighteen years
in prison for January sixth, eighteen years. Keep in mind,
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the jury found him not guilty of conspiring to obstruct
an official proceeding. He was found guilty of other things.
Keep in mind, but they just threw this guy in
a dark hole for eighteen years. This is what I
mean when I say you think you're living in America,
but there are places in America that aren't America anymore.
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All right, whatever, we're moving on, We're moving on to
other things. Let's uh, let's focus on this really quickly.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
The book.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You see, I wrote a book at what Chris It's
called the Anti Communist manifesto. I have to keep you
updated on things. There are still ac pins left, the
anti communist pins. I don't know how many, but I
confirmed right before the show began there are still some left.
There are only two thousand in existence. Remember, I want
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you to wear this pin. If you get one, if
you buy two or more books, you have to go
to Jesse kellybook dot com and you'll get a pin
ships in four weeks or something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I don't know what it is. Wear the pin.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
When you see someone else with the pin on, no
one else will know what it means. Go have a
beer with that person, have some fries, a cup of coffee,
introduce yourself, maybe even swapped numbers a fellow anti communist.
The book tour, all the book tour info is at
Jesse kellybook dot com. If you want to signed book
and you're not coming to a book tour location, that's
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also at Jesse kellybook dot com. You can get a
signed book. Everything is there in that one spot. I'm
a simple man, Chris, just like my charity, the Jesse
Kelly is Nice to Kids Foundation. This is what this
is gonna be huge for our brand, Chris. It is
good day, Former dirt bag Maggot as an eighty five
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eleven drill instructor. For you civilian types, First Battalion, Alpha Company,
Paris Island, South Carolina. We would always try to pick
the tallest recruit to be the guide. But I've never
heard you talk about that. Were you too stupid to
know you're right from your left? Because I know you
weren't the house mouse either, he says report, and I'm
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supposed to call him gunny. Well, for you civilian types
who don't know what he's talking about. In boot camp,
we won't go into the house mouse thing. That's a
whole other thing. In boot camp, they will divide up
a boot camp, a platoon, a company. They'll divide it
up into four different platoons, and then they will give
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someone a squad leader's status.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
A squad leader is in charge of the squad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They divide up the platoon into squads. That's that's the
better way I should have described it.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So you got a.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Group of one hundred guys. This is I'm making all
this up, but this is very accurate, and you'll divide
them up twenty five guys and there will be a
squad leader, and that sounds really nice, and I was
squad leader for a while. It is the worst frigging
thing ever. Why well, technically you're kind of in charge
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of these guys, so that sounds fun, right, I want
to tell someone what to do. Ah, Except that's not
really how that works out at all. You will quickly
find out that anytime one of your guys screws up,
you will oftentimes.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Pay for it with him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So you're the squad leader. One of your dudes doesn't
shave properly. Remember it's down to the nitty gritty in
the Marines. Don't come by and feel your face and
make sure you've shaved properly. One of your guys isn't
shave properly, and now the drill instructor wants to go
drag him up to the front of the I was
gonna call it a quarterdeck.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You wouldn't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Wants to drag him up to the front of the
building and make him do push ups and sit ups
in mountain climbers until he's vomiting on himself. Guess what
the squad leader's gonna join him for not checking to
make sure his shave went well, but he asked about
the guide. The guide is actually the one who's in
charge of the entire platoon, all for squad leaders and
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everyone else. I was never good enough to be the guide.
The guide is not always the tallest. He's normally the best,
like the best PETI or the best did everything the
guide is. It's a it really is a position of honor.
If you graduate as the guide, you'll get a promotion.
You automatically go to the fleet with the promotion. It's
a real position of honor. Also something that would suck,
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because you know how I just described how the squad
leader always has to pay for whatever some idiot and
his squad did.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The guide pays for everybody and the guide. He doesn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
In the bunks. You can picture the bunks from the movies.
You're in bunk beds. The guide doesn't get bunk beds,
at least he didn't when I was in boot camp.
The guide they drag out a bed and he kind
of sleeps right out in front, close to where the
drill instructors sleep right.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Out in the middle.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And so whenever the di I comes out and he's
freaking out about something, guess who he's getting in first,
the guide I could hear, I could picture it like
it was yesterday, because what our guide was was my
buddy and we would talk all the time. You're weak, guide,
This is why you're he does this because you're weak
and pathetic.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
And just as life sucked.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I had so much fun making fine of him for that.
Jamie Fox's life sucks apparently because he got a COVID
nineteen vaccine. We will discuss that next hour, but much
more importantly, we will discuss animal deaths. The worst way
to die is Christopher Ray gonna get arrested. All that
and so much more, the system taking care of its own,
all that's still to come. We have to we have
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Maybe that's what Chris. Maybe that's one of the things
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This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday. The week is
almost over and I had.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Such exciting news to announce tonight. I have a charity
to announce tonight. We have debt ceiling news. Well, I
mean that's all terrible. Updated vaccine news, updated news on
Trump's hush money case in New York City.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're going to get to emails. I'm gonna take some
hopefully funny phone calls out. It'll be a couple hours
from now. Don't worry about that. Oh, that is so.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Kelly Show. And reminder to you tomorrow is an ask
doctor Jesse Fry All three hours are the questions you
email into Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So get
those emailed in now, don't wait till tomorrow. Let's begin
(01:14):
with the news of today, though before we get to
any of that, probably the headline of the day this
happened a few hours ago, four or five hours ago,
something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
I was busy at the time. Four or five hours ago,
Joe Biden was speaking at the Air Force Academy. And
in case you're wondering if he embarrassed himself endlessly, yes,
of course he did. We'll get to his idiotic comments,
which were many. But the real news isn't all the
stupid things Joe Biden said earlier at the Air Force Academy.
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The news of today is Joe Biden took a facer
up on stage, flat ground, no problems at all. He
was walking on flat ground in eight it just fell down.
Had to have a couple people come pick him up.
And this isn't about Joe Biden. This is actually about
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me in the crisis of conscience I'm currently having with myself,
and I'm just gonna bear my soul for everybody because
this is what I go through right now.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
One.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I believe in aggressive anti communism, as you know I do.
I believe in fighting to win. I believe that we
have been too soft, too nice, for way too long,
and that's a big reason the Communists have taken over
every part of our culture. At the same time, I
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don't want to be a soulless monster. I know I
kind of am already and there's nothing I can do
about that, but I don't want to be a soulless monster.
But I saw Joe Biden fall today and I don't
like how I felt about it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't like how I felt about it. I saw
Joe Biden fall and it made me laugh. Now I
should clarify. I have always this is part of the
reason I don't like how I feel about it. I
have always found that old people falling and hurting themselves.
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I've always thought that was one of the saddest things.
I still think that is one of the saddest things
out there. I hate that, and I don't know why.
Maybe it was something from my childhood or something, but
it's one of those things. It just kills me when
I hear about it. Some little old lady falls and
breaks her hip. It, old man falls, breaks his arm.
You get older, body starts to break down on you
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a little, those bones get weaker.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I just the thought of the thought of a little old.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Woman laying there with a broken hip in pain like that,
I freaking hate that. It just it kills me. I
really hate it. I really really hate it. So Joe
Biden falls and I scoffed. Joe Biden's an old man.
He fell looked like it probably hurt definitely at his age,
and I scoffed. In fact, if it looks just you
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and me talking, I snickered, I thought to myself. And
don't get me wrong, I have reasons I hate Joe Biden.
Joe Biden, he tried to have me fired. I haven't
forgotten that. I haven't forgiven it. He certainly hasn't asked
me for forgiveness for it. Joe Biden tried to have
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me fired for not being vaccinated. And were it not
for the courts, I may have been fired for not
be it was. He didn't back off. He was backed
off of that. But Joe Biden said take this, and
I said no, And he said take this or I'll
have you fired. That's what he said. Joe Biden tried
to have me out of work bills to pay. I
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got a wife, kids. Joe Biden tried to have me fired.
That's one.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Two.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Joe Biden as President of the United States of America,
he stood up in front of the American people. Remember
when he told us that his patience with us was
wearing thin.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You remember that now.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I know there's a long laundry list of horrible things
Joe Biden has said and done, but I just want
to pause on this real moment. Do you understand how
out of line that is for the United States President
to speak to you like this?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Patient? But our patience is wearing thin.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I'm sorry, but who exactly do you think you are? Powell?
Speaker 1 (05:38):
You're not my dad, you're not my king, You're not
in charge of me. You're the president. You don't get
to tell me, ever, for any reason, that your patience
with me is wearing thin. Because I don't feel like
taking your clock shot. I'm sorry. I didn't want a
stroke at the age of forty, so I didn't take it.
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And you don't have any right whether you took it
or not, you don't have any right to tell me
your patience with me is wearing thin. And finally, another
reason I scoffed and snickered today and now I feel
kind of bad about it is I remember when Joe
Biden repeatedly called me a threat to democracy. I'm a
Trump voter. I voted for Trump twice. He has repeatedly
(06:24):
disparaged me. Now you maga Republicans, maga sucks you, Maga Republicans,
Maga this maga that you're a threat to the foundations
of democracy.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
The United States and the world ow a debt to
the ancient Greek ideas that first taught us that we
the people and the demos, our democracy can control our
own destiny. And you made us believe it, and the
idea that has endured for a millennia. But it's also
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an idea that every generation has had to fight to up.
Poll has a defeat democracy's mortal foes, because in our
imperfect world, appetites and ambitions of a few forever sheikh
to dominate the lives and liberties of the many. And sadly,
we have both discussed, including the Summit the Democracies last year,
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that democracy is more under assault today than including in
the United States, than any time in the recent past.
But the Greek people know, just as the American people do,
that freedom and democracy are worth sacrificing for h I had.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Almost forgot about that part. Thanks for playing that little
bit for me, Chris. He didn't just call me a
threat to democracy. He called me it's mortal foe. Did
you catch that part? I'm not only a threat to
democracy according to Joe Biden, I'm its mortal foe. And
he told me that I am the greatest threat in
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the history of America to it, or at least in
what he said, recent history. I don't want to put
words in a greatest threat in recent history.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
That's me.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So he's losing patience with me. He believes I should
be fired, and he believes I'm a mortal threat, a
mortal foe to democracy. So back to me in my
crisis of conscience I'm going through right now. We're going
to move on to this Trump case, in the January
sixth case, and all.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Kinds of things.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Right now, back to that, back to the Joe Biden thing.
Why am I supposed to care? I want to be
the type of person who still cares. And don't get
me wrong, I still find old people falling to be very,
very sad. But I really really dislike Joe Biden. In fact,
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I feel the same way about Joe Biden that he
feels about me. If we just have to put a
pretty fine point on it. I am saddened for my country.
I'm saddened more than any of this, And we're about
to go into this in a moment because I do
want to get to the things he said today more
than any of this. I'm actually very very sad for
that class, the graduate waiting class of the Air Force Academy.
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I'm very sad that they had to witness that. I'm
sad that the world watches our doddering, old fool of
a president continuously make a.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I almost said something, really almost.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Said something really bad on the air Crisp, but I
held back, continue to make an idiot of himself in
front of the entire planet. I'm sad. It bums me out.
As far as being sad for Joe Biden personally, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I can't seem to muster that whatever that is. Maybe
that part of me was never there, But if it
was there, it's gone now. I'll tell you that much.
It's gone now. Now I do need to prep you
for something. I warned you that we were gonna take
calls tonight. Bes haven't taken calls in a couple weeks,
but they're not gonna be political calls. I'm sorry you
can keep those. I don't have any interest in those tonight.
(09:51):
It's Thursday. We got to ask doctor Jesse Friday come
in tomorrow tonight. This is gonna be next hour, So
don't bother calling the call screeners, not even sitting there. Tonight,
next hour, we're going to do something more important than that.
I asked the question before. Now we're gonna take the
answers on the air. If you have to be killed
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by an animal, what's the worst way to go? Is
it eaten by a shark, stung by a swarm of
killer bees? Is it a anaconda eating you?
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I have my thoughts. I want your thoughts on this
pressing issue. We'll discuss the Biden comments from today, the
Trump New York stuff, my new charity, and more coming
up tonight. Feeling a little stocky, follow like and subscribe
on social at Jesse Kelly's show. It is the Jesse
(10:51):
Kelly Show, and we will discuss animal deaths next hour.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
We actually have to deal with real issues first. I
am excited about this coming up about ten minutes from now.
Just hang with me on that.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Let's go back to the Biden thing today. I maybe
it's because of my soft spot, soft soft sport, soft
spot for the military, for military service, for the young
men and women who throw themselves into that. But I
have always, as much as I love giving the Air
Force crap and Navy crap and Army crap. I have
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always been a huge admirer of the academies. It's part
of the reason I get so angry about all the
commie filth in those academies. Now, these academies, I'm not
sure people realize how difficult it is to even get
into these academies unless your dad's a senator or something
like that. If you want to get in, maybe you
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think to yourself, well, I'll just I'll get a.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Four point Oh.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Now, I remember when I looked into it, very briefly
when I was a child. Oh, they'll laugh you out
of the building. Four point oh. That's that's the beginning.
That's step one of one hundred. It's very difficult to
even get into these academies. But then you get into
these academies, and I'm telling you, the first year washout
rate at these things it's incredible because you have all
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the stresses and strains that come with college anyway, getting
good grades and things like that. On top of the
physical requirements. There's physical there's pt all the time. There's
the stress of getting screamed at and Hay's that, and
it's just there's a lot that goes on at these universities.
What I'm saying is at the back end of that,
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sitting there graduating as part of an Air Force Academy
class man, that's something special. That's something really really cool,
and more than anything, it grinds on me today. I
know it probably shouldn't. I should just let it go.
It grinds on me today that these kids busted their
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butt for that long and then this is what they
got at their graduation. Bh.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Way, I've met with the whore.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
Those guys that fly over shortly, You heard them, haven't.
Three of them are women, So I don't screw around guys.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They get the stupid jokes Joe Biden forgetting the name.
They get the identity politics. Of course the women are
women are tougher than me.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I'm just stupid, God, Joe. They get outright lies.
Speaker 3 (13:23):
Like I was graduating from high school three hundred years ago.
I applied to the Naval Academy and I was picked
by the senator. There's two way senators can pick. They
can pick individually.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
By the way, he never applied to the Naval Academy.
This is all an outright fabrication.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
This is not.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
I don't mean, I don't mean fudging the truth a little.
This is a fabrication. He just invented this entire story.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Or they can name ten people and let the academy choose.
I was a relatively good football player, so I had
a shot. I remember the day a guy named Steve
done It from my class was also nominated.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Drove up.
Speaker 3 (14:04):
Was about seven in the morning. We're going to drive
down to Annapolis, and I had just heard the night
before they had a halfback name Joe Balino.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I can't take it anymore. You get these rambling, made
up stories. Four years, five years you grinded at the
Air Force Academy, and now you're graduating, and you're going
to be a success. You graduate from one of these academies,
you just are, whether you stay in the military or not.
You grind like that and this is what you get.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Your class is one of the most diverse classes in
the history of this academy or any academy to graduate.
That's why we're strong, that's why we're who we are.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That's why we'll never give.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Up four or five years grinding to serve your country
and better yourself than the idiot president. The commander in
chief who you will now serve under, is talking about
how diversity is our strength and doing the weird shouting
things change you people's lives that she does a lot
or or four or five years. Now, you're going to
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go do what who knows what? You're gonna go fly.
You're going to the Air Force?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You know that. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
A lot of these guys be pilots. They're all gonna
be successful. But you get to sit and listen to
Joe Biden talk about climate.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Change, footage, security, and natural disasters, all of which are
being made worse by the existential threat of climate change.
I don't hear many of my friends anymore are saying
there's no climate change or finally figured it out. I'm
trying to push that since nineteen eighty one.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
How embarrassing, How embarrassing. And those kids, I should stop
calling them kids. They're definitely men and women. But because
that's what happens when you when you get Apparently, when
you get older, everyone's a kid to you. You're forty
one and they're all kids now. But they deserve better, man,
They deserve better than this.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
It wasn't all push ups and cramming for progress. So
I set the Guinness Book of Records world records most
simultaneous push ups. There had to be an enormous amount
of push ups beyond you, beyond, but all of you,
I think, get some fun along the way, maybe a
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good use of your epic passes.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
What what's he talking about? Maybe you're sitting there wondering
what's he talking about? Well, I had no idea. No
one knows. But that's all. That's where I'm at. I'm
gonna move off this today. I don't want to talk
about Joe Biden anymore. I want to talk about animal
deaths and Trump in this indictment case. I want to
talk about my charity. Well, that's gonna reveal. We're gonna
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reveal that here in five ten minutes from now. I'm very, very,
very excited about that. I will get to emails tonight,
and like I said, the animal deaths will be fun
with Those will be calls next hour, Shogun. The House
just passed some clown bill that supposedly say it's the
US money, yet it allows the national debt to grow
by four trillion over eighteen months. How is any Republican
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calling this a good thing keeping.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
A straight face.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Well, it's actually a very very good question, and we
will discuss that question in the Trump hush money case
in New York, and we're going to discuss charity and
other things in a moment.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
Hang on, Jesse Kelly Vaccian, it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
And let me just tell you.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
We're going to get to the Trump New York stuff
and the debt ceiling stuff in a moment. But I
told you I have a charity announcement, and here's what
it is. You ready for this? So I look around
and I see a lot of people, especially on social
media these days, or it'll be on TV shows, everybody's
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giving back or doing some foundation thing, or look at me,
I'm giving the needy kids. I'm I'm digging wells in
Africa or something like that. And I have decided that
I want to do that too. Not that I want
to give back anything or help anybody. I want the
good publicity that comes with having a charity. So we
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are still working on the name. It's probably gonna be
something like Jesse Kelly does Nice Things for People foundation
or something along those lines. And don't get me wrong,
this foundation, yes, that's exactly right, Michael. It's gonna be
just like Bill Gates and the Clinton Foundation and things
like that. I give you my word, this foundation is
going to help nobody. It's going to help no one whatsoever.
(18:36):
We are not out here to do good. We are
out here to raise my image, to increase my brand,
if you will. So the Jesse Kelly is Nice Foundation
is nice to kids or something.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I'm still working on the name the Jesse Kelly is
Nice Foundation. We'll be filing paperwork very shortly, and I
will keep you updated on all the good things we do,
because that is the point of doing good things, so
you can increase your marketability to other people. We will
keep you updated on that every single step of the way. Now,
(19:13):
just a brief thing on this. Trump is asking the judge,
the New York judge. He's asking that he step aside.
Why is he asking that? He's asking that because the
judge who's going to preside over Trump's hush money case
in New York. I know you're going to find this shocking.
(19:34):
Is a card carrying Democrat, of course he is. But
the only reason I brought this up was this. I
didn't bring this up to do more. Trump is in
serious legal trouble. Talk you already know that, or you're
an idiot. There's no third direction. He's in very serious
legal trouble. I've told you why. It's not because he
did anything wrong. It's because there are places like New
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York City that are completely run top to bottom by
communists now, and therefore there's no zero chance he's going
to get any kind of a fair trial at all
in New York City. But I brought this up to
warn you about what this means for you, because when
Trump is a great example. I mean, it's terrible what
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they're doing to him, but it's a great example for
people that still think there's going to be some kind
of justice or at some point in time, you're going
to run into a certain level of government or the legal.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
System where all the political.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Shenanigans will be set aside and they'll just go by
the law and the constitution and what's what's what's truth.
Those days are not there, and those days are not coming.
Not for New York City headline. Sixty five year old
New Yorker charged for blowing away a would be mugger
who allegedly rushed him despite the warnings. Apparently this guy
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not only said, hey, don't they stay away, don't stay away,
gave him repeated warning. Then he gets charged, he shoots
the guy, and now the sixty five year old who
just defended himself in New York, he's going to prison.
He's going to prison for a long time. When I
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tell you to get out, it's not because I'm not
in love with New York City. You know, I'm in
love with New York City. Everyone knows that. I tell
you to get out for a lot of reasons. But
one of the main reasons is you don't live in
America anymore. And that's hard for people to digest. That's
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hard for people to accept.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
Jesse. I want to stay. I don't want to move
down to Jesse.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I love it here, Jesse, my grandma, Jesse, That's where
I went to school.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Jesse. I know, man, I know it sucks. It does.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But are you going to live in a place where
you're not allowed to shoot a violent criminal who's coming
at you? Are you going to live in a place
like that? Why would you willingly live in a place
like that unless you had to? And that look, it's terrible,
but and It's happening everywhere. It only gets worse, It
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only gets worse. You see what they're screaming about in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I thought this was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
You had Chicago residents stepping up and they're blasting, blasting
the new mayor Johnson, Brandon Johnson, because he's giving illegals
fifty one million dollars in goodies.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Listen to this. They're mad they don't get their reparations.
My name around Jerry Smith.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
I'm the CEO organization called Chicago Against Violence. Also stopped
the migrant bus going to Wadsworth and was arrested with
my friend Tyroe Muhammad. How dare this mayor and city
council have the guts to give migrants fifty one million dollars?
(22:56):
I demand you to have the same passion in urgency
to pass the City of Chicago reparations.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Or who'd you vote for? Again? I have to keep
asking who did you vote for? Did you vote for that?
Because I think you did.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Now, speaking of voting for that, let's go to this question.
The guy's raging about the debt ceiling, the debt ceiling
bill which sucks, the debt ceiling bill which is laid
out by Dan Bishop. Here, Democrats liked more than a.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Co indication in the vote that more Democrats voted for
the bill than Republicans did, and of course Republicans have
a larger number of members in the Chamber is a
sign who got the best of the deal.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Listen, but I don't want to spend a lot of
time on this because there's nothing you can do about it,
and there's nothing I can do about it. I know
you care. Norman Norm doesn't care. But here's the reality
of life. The American voter does not care about spending.
And you and I we can scream at them till
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we're blue in the face that they should care about spending,
that there's going to be an end to this. You
need to start voting on spending. You need to be
worried about the debt. You can scream that at Norman
Norm until you're blue in the face. He will not
believe you. He will roll his eyes at you. He
will think you are a some kind of a conspiracy theorist,
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because Norman Norm has never gone through a severe debt
crisis like we are going to go through in this country.
But the reason I'm not going to spend a lot
of time on it.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Is this.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Democrats don't care, Republicans don't care, voters don't care. Norman
Norm doesn't care about spending.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
They never have.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Republicans get in there and pass trillion dollar bills all
the time too, all the time. Democrats get in trillion
dollar bills all the time too. And when the debt
ceiling comes along, nobody ever wants to cut a thing.
They just had a debt ceiling fight where they raise
the debt ceiling and they're gonna add four trillion dollar
to the national debt. Normy Norm will never get this
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until the day disaster comes to his front door. And
disaster most definitely is coming there, So it doesn't do
any good to spend any time on it at all.
Your neighbor doesn't care about government spending money. And in
his defense, in Norman Norm's defense, that's it's never happened
in his life. A debt ceiling problem or a debt
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crisis is what I mean. He's hurt people always. Some
people on the right complain about the debt, complain about deficits,
but since it's never become real to him, he can't
put two and two together. He doesn't know that it
looks like violent mobs in the street when you have
a fiscal crisis like what's coming. He doesn't understand that.
(25:47):
And when you explain that to him, he rolls his
eyes and he thinks you're a nutbody. Ah, this guy,
you look he listened to too much talk radio. But no,
that's coming. When a nation can no longer pay its
bill and it just stops paying its bills, mass amounts
of things you're used to will be cut off. Then
people will get desperate, people will get violent, people will
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take to the streets. We've seen this happen over and
over and over and over again throughout history. But you
can't convince people that matters.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
They don't know. And none of the people in Washington care.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
They're gonna keep passing these bills and trillion dollar bills
and debt cealing increases, and so can you. And I
can yell and screen through we're blue in the face.
It won't matter. Norman Norm doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
But when that day comes, make sure you tell him
you voted for this. You voted for this. Norm.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Hey, good luck, better strap up. You got a violent
mob coming to your front door. Hope you've been taking
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I don't know, Maybe Senator Rand Paul will save us
from all this debt talk, because you know Lindsay Graham
certainly isn't gonna You know why. You know why Lindsey
Graham's upset about the debt ceiling.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Well, here's why We're.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
Going to cap spending at a level that we cannot
expand the navy. And in the same period of time,
China's going to go from three hundred and ten ships
over a ten year period to four hundred and forty.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Not a penny in.
Speaker 6 (28:19):
This bill to help Ukraine defeat Putin. They're going on
the offensive as I speak, and we need to send
a clear message to Putin that when it comes to
your invasion of Ukraine, we're going to support the Ukrainians
to ensure your loss.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
If we don't do that.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
Then we're gonna snatch defeat out of the.
Speaker 2 (28:40):
Giles of victory.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Lindsey Graham's upset that there isn't enough money for Ukraine
and the debt ceiling bill. This is why we're a
late stage republic. This is why we're at the looting
the treasury phase. It doesn't matter what you think about
Ukraine or Russia. Really, honestly, none of this stuff matters.
No more money, the money's all gone. This is all
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phantom money that's jacking inflation up through the roof. It's
going to destroy us, all, all of us. It doesn't
matter if you're wearing a Ukrainian flag as we speak
sitting in Kiev.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
It doesn't matter. There's no American money left. The American
money is gone, period. These people have done this to us.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Now, speaking of the justice system, I brought up the
Trump New York case earlier. Stuart Rhodes, one of the
oath Keepers. It's this group, this patriotic group, one of
the oath Keepers. He just got sentenced to eighteen years
in prison for January sixth, eighteen years. Keep in mind,
(29:50):
the jury found him not guilty of conspiring to obstruct
an official proceeding. He was found guilty of other things.
Keep in mind, but they just threw this guy in
a dark hole for eighteen years. This is what I
mean when I say you think you're living in America,
but there are places in America that aren't America anymore.
(30:13):
All right, whatever, we're moving on, We're moving on to
other things. Let's uh, let's focus on this really quickly.
Speaker 2 (30:21):
The book.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
You see, I wrote a book at what Chris It's
called the Anti Communist manifesto. I have to keep you
updated on things. There are still ac pins left, the
anti communist pins. I don't know how many, but I
confirmed right before the show began there are still some left.
There are only two thousand in existence. Remember, I want
(30:44):
you to wear this pin. If you get one, if
you buy two or more books, you have to go
to Jesse kellybook dot com and you'll get a pin
ships in four weeks or something like that.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I don't know what it is. Wear the pin.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
When you see someone else with the pin on, no
one else will know what it means. Go have a
beer with that person, have some fries, a cup of coffee,
introduce yourself, maybe even swapped numbers a fellow anti communist.
The book tour, all the book tour info is at
Jesse kellybook dot com. If you want to signed book
and you're not coming to a book tour location, that's
(31:19):
also at Jesse kellybook dot com. You can get a
signed book. Everything is there in that one spot. I'm
a simple man, Chris, just like my charity, the Jesse
Kelly is Nice to Kids Foundation. This is what this
is gonna be huge for our brand, Chris. It is
good day, Former dirt bag Maggot as an eighty five
(31:40):
eleven drill instructor. For you civilian types, First Battalion, Alpha Company,
Paris Island, South Carolina. We would always try to pick
the tallest recruit to be the guide. But I've never
heard you talk about that. Were you too stupid to
know you're right from your left? Because I know you
weren't the house mouse either, he says report, and I'm
(32:01):
supposed to call him gunny. Well, for you civilian types
who don't know what he's talking about. In boot camp,
we won't go into the house mouse thing. That's a
whole other thing. In boot camp, they will divide up
a boot camp, a platoon, a company. They'll divide it
up into four different platoons, and then they will give
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someone a squad leader's status.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
A squad leader is in charge of the squad. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
They divide up the platoon into squads. That's that's the
better way I should have described it.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So you got a.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Group of one hundred guys. This is I'm making all
this up, but this is very accurate, and you'll divide
them up twenty five guys and there will be a
squad leader, and that sounds really nice, and I was
squad leader for a while. It is the worst frigging
thing ever. Why well, technically you're kind of in charge
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of these guys, so that sounds fun, right, I want
to tell someone what to do. Ah, Except that's not
really how that works out at all. You will quickly
find out that anytime one of your guys screws up,
you will oftentimes.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
Pay for it with him.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So you're the squad leader. One of your dudes doesn't
shave properly. Remember it's down to the nitty gritty in
the Marines. Don't come by and feel your face and
make sure you've shaved properly. One of your guys isn't
shave properly, and now the drill instructor wants to go
drag him up to the front of the I was
gonna call it a quarterdeck.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
You wouldn't know what that means.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Wants to drag him up to the front of the
building and make him do push ups and sit ups
in mountain climbers until he's vomiting on himself. Guess what
the squad leader's gonna join him for not checking to
make sure his shave went well, but he asked about
the guide. The guide is actually the one who's in
charge of the entire platoon, all for squad leaders and
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everyone else. I was never good enough to be the guide.
The guide is not always the tallest. He's normally the best,
like the best PETI or the best did everything the
guide is. It's a it really is a position of honor.
If you graduate as the guide, you'll get a promotion.
You automatically go to the fleet with the promotion. It's
a real position of honor. Also something that would suck,
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because you know how I just described how the squad
leader always has to pay for whatever some idiot and
his squad did.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
The guide pays for everybody and the guide. He doesn't sleep.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
In the bunks. You can picture the bunks from the movies.
You're in bunk beds. The guide doesn't get bunk beds,
at least he didn't when I was in boot camp.
The guide they drag out a bed and he kind
of sleeps right out in front, close to where the
drill instructors sleep right.
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Out in the middle.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
And so whenever the di I comes out and he's
freaking out about something, guess who he's getting in first,
the guide I could hear, I could picture it like
it was yesterday, because what our guide was was my
buddy and we would talk all the time. You're weak, guide,
This is why you're he does this because you're weak
and pathetic.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
And just as life sucked.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I had so much fun making fine of him for that.
Jamie Fox's life sucks apparently because he got a COVID
nineteen vaccine. We will discuss that next hour, but much
more importantly, we will discuss animal deaths. The worst way
to die is Christopher Ray gonna get arrested. All that
and so much more, the system taking care of its own,
all that's still to come. We have to we have
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to have a hard to heart, real quick first though
about your towels. Maybe the Jesse Kelly is nice foundation.
Maybe that's what Chris. Maybe that's one of the things
we can get in on. We can have my pillow
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