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June 17, 2022 37 mins

Stop sending your kids off to be educated by people who hate you. Prediction: Eric Adams will be the Democrat nominee for President in 2024. American communism hasn't peaked yet, it's still ramping up.

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Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on an
asked doctor Jesse Friday, It's gonna be a blast. I
have a huge prediction. You're gonna want to go ahead
and record pretty quickly here Chris, that I'm about to
make and it's gonna be a total gut punch. But
I bet you I'm right, and make sure you record this, Chris,

(00:32):
because if I turn out to be right, I give
you my word, I will be obnoxious about it. So
we have that Elon Musk is showing other CEOs how
to handle business in this country. We'll talk about that.
Alternate economies, alternate forms of entertainment. There are questions all

(00:52):
over the place. You have personal questions, career questions, We'll
talk about them. New York City plans on jopping this
vaccine down the throats of young children. Will talk about that.
And a media reporter who apparently just made everything up
all the time. All that is to come on The
Jesse Kelly Show. But I need to begin with my prediction.

(01:17):
The national state. Let's let's go national for a minute,
the national state of the Democratic Party. No, we're gonna
set what we're gonna do right now. I need you
to do this with me. I'm gonna have to do
this too. We're gonna set aside emotion. We're gonna set
aside how much you hate this person or hate that person.
Set all that aside. Let's have a chat. The national

(01:40):
state of the Democratic Party post November. They are going
to be in serious, serious trouble. There will maybe be
a Republican supermajority in the House, possibly a Republican majority
in the Senate. Joe Biden will be a lame duck
president and one that still sounds like this. By the way,

(02:03):
my sympathies to your the family of your If you
see if today Junior, that was that was the president.
That's the president of the United States. Okay, so we
know what Joe is. This is not news to you.
Just stay with me for a minute. Stay with me.

(02:23):
Who's the backup dome. They picked Kamala Harris because she's
black and a woman. And look, you can yell all
you want about me saying that Joe Biden he's the
one you should yell at, because he got up and said,
I'm gonna pick a vice president. It's gonna be black
and a woman. And so he went and found a
black woman. And that's why Dome got chosen now because

(02:44):
she hadn't been properly vetted by the California media. They
didn't fully understand just how gosh, what's a good word
to say it, horrific Dome really is at everything. She's
not smart, she can't speak well, she has no charisma
as far as political candidates go. She look, if you

(03:04):
had to build the worst one, you would probably assemble
Kamala Harris with extra kneepads, but setting out his side.
So there's Biden and there's don't. Democrats are already signaling
their concern with Joe Biden's age. They're signaling their concern
with Kamala Harris being well terrible, and they're looking around
hard for a backup plan. And speaking of backup, that

(03:29):
brings us to rear Admiral butt Gig. He can't win
a Democrat nomination. You know that, right? Do you know
why Joe Biden won the nomination? Besides all the candidates
dropping out, You want to know why Joe and Biden
really won the nomination for Democrat Because Cliburn, that congressman
from South Carolina, he's a total piece of crap. But Clyburn,

(03:50):
he's a black dude and rules the Democratic Black community
in South Carolina with an iron fist. He threw his
support behind Joe Biden, and the black community came out
for Joe Biden. Joe Biden wins South Carolina. It's over.
If you're a Democrat, you have to get a significant
portion of the Black vote if you want to win nominations.

(04:14):
The black community is not going to vote for Pete
Buddha Gedge because he's gay. They just won't. The anti
gay sentiment in the Black community is deep and red hot.
And I don't give a crap if any of this
offends you. It's a fact and everyone knows it, and
I don't have to sugarcoat easy truths for you on

(04:35):
the radio. You don't believe me, go look it up.
It's in every statistic, it's in every poll. That's what
killed him in the last election. It's what killed him
in the last primary. Remember he was so underwater with
the black vote. He went and met a couple of
guys from the hood and drank a forty out of
a paper bag. You remember that, Chris, Chris remembers it.
The dude just got crushed by the black community. Okay,

(04:56):
so you have Joe that's a no. You have Dome,
clearly a no. You have butt Gig that's not gonna
work either. So what do you have If you're a Democrat,
stay with me. I'm going somewhere with us. What do
you have? You have Bernie Sanders, who'll of course run
again and spile into the microphone. And you have Elizabeth Warren.

(05:18):
That's not gonna work because she's a feminist. And as
I've explained a thousand times, everyone hates feminists. Even other
feminists hate feminists as they're just not appealing people. They're
awful to be around, that they're terrible. So what do
you do You think they're just gonna quit, give up.
I'm going to play for you who I believe is

(05:43):
going to be the next Democrat candidate for President of
the United States of America if Joe Biden doesn't run
in twenty twenty four. You may recognize the voice. This
is your Democrat nominee for twenty twenty four. COVID pivots
is ships, We're rigid, we won't defeat it. And so
we're saying in New Yorker, is we are urging people indoors.

(06:07):
We're maskingdoors. We're not at the play. That's New York
City Mayor, obviously, as you know, that's New York City
Mayor Eric Adams. Now hear me out. I look, I'll
give you a second. Go ahead, finished vomiting in the
trash can. But hear me out. He's young, young enough,

(06:30):
good looking dude, completely charismatic. And now let me pause
for a minute again. We have to set aside our emotions.
There are charismatic people we hate. I despise Barack Obama
more than I've ever hated any president. Despise him. I
think he is such a big part of the poison
we're in now. Barack Obama has charisma coming out of

(06:53):
his pores. Maybe you love Donald Trump, maybe you hate
Donald Trump. Donald Trump has charisma coming out of his pores.
He just oozes it. Eric Adams is young, fit, good looking, charismatic.
He's the mayor of the most important city in the world.
He is taking Democrat line after Democrat line, checking boxes

(07:17):
that he'll need that he needs to check if he
wants to be the next nominee. I'm looking right here,
Mayor Adams. This is from the Union New York Post
Mayor Adams slams councilwoman who said drag queens are grooming.
Adam comes out right away. Quote. At a time when
our LGBTDQ plus GOSH communities are under increased attack across
the country, we must use our education system to educate.

(07:41):
The goal is not only for our children to be
academically smart, but also emotionally intelligent. Drag storytellers in the
libraries and schools that support them are advancing a love
of diversity, personal expression, and literacy, and that is core
to what our city embraces. Now you may be sitting
they're punching the radio, pounding your head off the steering wheel,

(08:03):
saying I want that filth out of my libraries, and
it's fine. I agree with you. You're right, but again,
set aside your emotion, set aside your hatred. Is there
any other line he could take if he wanted to
be the Democrat Democrat nominee in twenty twenty four? Chris, Look,
I didn't even inform Chris of this before I started

(08:24):
the show. Chris, am, I am? I am? I crazy? What? Oh?
That is going to kill him? Chris is right? Chris,
Chris wisely points out that he is a vegan, and man,
they're so annoying. I don't know what we're gonna do
about that. Well, I mean, look, Chris, it's a legitimate question.
What are we no in all seriousness, tell me where

(08:47):
I'm wrong this guy. You can't run this guy again.
By the way, my sympathies to your the family of
your if you CFO who drop dead very unexpectedly, my
best stuff. Sorry, my sympathies for Bob job Uh whatever

(09:10):
the CFO anyway, he dropped dead. Gosh that I can't
run again. Dome isn't gonna make it. She's not gonna
make it at all. She has no chance, she has
no charisma, she doesn't even know the issue. She's gone.
I've already explained why the rear admiral he can't win
the Democrat nomination. It's not gonna be Bernie. We've done

(09:30):
this like a dozen times. It's not going to work.
Elizabeth Warren is a is a feminist. That beach boy's
haircut of hers is not gonna win the nomination. Eric
Adams is going to be the Democratic nominee for President
of the United States of America in twenty twenty four.
It could look. Look, you can yell, Look, it's fine.

(09:50):
You can email during the show and yell. It's not
like I'm taking pleasure in this email Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show dot com. And I'm gonna get to the
emails and stuff in a second. Jef see at Jesse
Kelly Show dot com. Go ahead and email me, tell
me you hate my guts and blame me. If he
ends up doing it, that's fine. But I woke up
this morning and I rolled over and I don't. I
was going through some news and I saw his face,

(10:12):
and I thought to myself, Oh my gosh, this guy's
gonna try to be president. Tell me I'm wrong. Both
of the last New York City mayors, both of them
through their hat in to be president. They both threw
their hat in to be the Democratic nominee, de Blasio
and Bloomberg. Don't both did. It's a city that's considered

(10:34):
a pipeline to the presidency. All right, now that I
bade you sick, let's get to some ask doctor Jesse questions.
Next The Jesse Kelly Show real well known. Yeah, it
is the Jesse Kelly Show. Chris, you don't have to

(10:55):
play beach boys just because I said Elizabeth Warren as
a beach boys haircut, that's not right. Well you just
did there isn't right, And I need to explain something
before I go on. And we have asked doctor Jesse questions,
and my first one is someone's mad at me. If
you're watching me on the simulcast right now, remember you
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(11:17):
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and you notice that I look a little bit shiny.
The air conditioning is out in the studio today, and
hang on one second, I probably should have done this
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It current temperature right now where I'm sitting is ninety
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(11:39):
the weather app. And the air conditioning in our building
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this crappy fan from home. Chris Scots, feel free to
dust this thing every now and then. He brought this
fan from home that's blowing on me. At the moment. No, No,
we're not making No, don't that's not no, Chris. Anyway,

(12:00):
I'm sweating. I'm sitting in my own sweat. It's coming
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I don't know that I'm gonna make it through the show.
I may die of dehydration right here on the air.
So if you're noticing Jesse's a little shiny, I want
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I just am sweating a lot, all right, And remember

(12:21):
you can email the show your love, your hate, your
death threats. You're asked doctor Jesse questions, you can email
those to Jesse at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Now
somebody's upset, Hi, Jesse, I listen to you a lot. However,
today you said the best educated people out there are
the dumbest people of any Could you provide statistics or

(12:43):
some references on this? Does this mean you never went
to school? Where do you rank yourself? Is there a
cutoff for brains? Third grade? Middle grade? Middle school? Is
this the message you give your own children? Thanks? All right, Well,
let's go through this rapid fire and then we'll go
through this slowly. Could you proved statistics or some references
on this? Actually, as a matter of fact, I have

(13:05):
a great reference for here's one for you right here.
So first, what is the White House here? Consider this
an advertisement for Columbia University? What does the latest update
the White House has received on the current formula situation
across the country. Yeah, let me see if I have
anything new for you on that. I think it's been
a couple of days since we have asked me to

(13:27):
asked that question. That's Columbia. Oh well, you wanted more
references and statistics? Wait, wait, wait, I have one for you.
This is a good one. This is a good one.
Here's Brown and Yale. Do you know who Cardi B is? Sure?
So Cardi B. Cardi B tweets out over the weekend

(13:49):
when y'all going to announce there's a recession coming, And
so I wanted you to react to what Cardi B
Is saying, don't look to me to announce it. I'm
not going to answer. I don't think we're going to
have a recession. Every single person with the brain knows
we're going to have a recession. Brown and Yale don't
think so. But every person with the brain. Let me see,

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you wanted more, You wanted more references. Boy, I have
a laundry list of ones I can play for you.
But I will tell you this. All the brainiacts in
the country, all the experts that went to Harvard and
Yale and Stanford, they're the ones who told you to
stand six feet away from everyone because there's a new
virus and put a cloth mask over your face. Now

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that's that. I'll move on to the next question. Does
this mean you never went to school? WHOA slow down there, one.
I don't want to brag, but I finished in the
top two thirds of my class in high school when
I graduated, and I managed to get into Montana State University,
pretty prestigious university. Yeah, I got a zero point zero

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my first semester, but I still learned a lot, all right,
And then I pulled in a solid sea average the
second semester as well. And then once I got done
in the Marines, where I learned how to kill people,
that's important. Once I got done in the Marines, then
I went to Pima Community College the Harvard of the West,
and I would have got an associate's degree if I

(15:15):
didn't have to drop algebra a couple of times. But
that's a long story. So don't question my education. And
what's her next question? Where do you rank yourself as
far as education? Oh, I'm at the very top. Is
there a cutoff for brains? Well? Yeah, I think I
think probably the second you walk onto the campus of
an Ivy League school, you probably lose seventy five IQ points.

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And then she says, is this a message you give
your own children? Yes, every single day I tell my
children you are never allowed to walk onto any college
campus ever, unless you are there for a very specific purpose.
I have to be here because I need a degree
in X. And even then I will probably make them

(16:00):
go to a junior college of some kind to pile
up credits before I send them off. And you know
why I tell my children this because I don't believe
in sending my children to people who despise me to
get their education. The same reason I don't go to
the zoo and pick up my kids and throw them
in with the orangutangs. That's why I don't send my

(16:21):
kid to Harvard or Yale, her Stanford. And I have
a son who's absolutely going to be coasting in and
one of those two. I don't know where this kid
got his brains, but he wakes up in the morning studying,
and goes to bed studying, and he has perfect grades.
And he's still not going to Harvard or any one
of these other places. You know why, it's not because
I love him to death and I would die for him.

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And because I love him to death and I would
die for him, I choose not to be a slave
to tradition. You see, your parents and your grandparents, Yes,
going to college meant a better education, in a better life,
and all that stuff, and all those things were true.
That is not what we have today. What we have
today is an elite university system that is completely designed

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to poison your children against you and your country and
your values. It is designed specifically to produce a generation
of communists who will take over the corporate and political world.
And it's working like a charm. And because I don't
want my sons to participate in those things, I tell
them every single day. Never college unless you have to

(17:30):
be there. Go to trade school. Learn how to work
with your hands, be an electrician, make a fortune, be
a plumber. H fact, unless you think people are going
to get tired of air conditioning. I could shure you
some right now. Yes, I tell my own son. I
tell my kids that every day. And I'll tell you
another reason. I tell my sons that. My kids, they're

(17:56):
not my showpieces to show off to my friends. You see,
I go to these neighborhood parties and I hear what
these parents say. Oh, Bob got into he got into Yale. Oh,
I'm so proud of Aiden, he got into Stanford. Hey
did you hear about Jaden? He got into Brown. You're
sending your kids off to be educated by people who
hate your guts so you can brag to your friends.

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My children mean more to me than my reputation with
my friends. All right, more, asked doctor Jesse. Next hang
on to Jesse Kelly Joe on an ask doctor Jesse Friday.

(18:43):
It's just there's one more thing on this kid's thing.
Kids in college and send your kids at university. Let
me explain something because I do understand why this can
be offensive to some people. Forever in America, I mean,
for as long as you've been alive, you have to
go to college to get a better job and have
a better life. And that was just simply the way. Look,

(19:05):
that's the way it goes. When I was a kid,
that's why I went to Montana State. I wasn't kidding.
Obviously I was a bad high school student too. I
wasn't kidding. Then I went to Montana State and got
a zero point zero grade point average. I didn't want
to be there. I hated school. But again, I was
raised and this is not my parents' fault. I was
raised the same way everyone was raised at that time.
You have to go to college, but everyone to go

(19:27):
you have to go to college. We must shatter that mentality.
Why do I have to go to college? If I'm
an eighteen year old young man right now graduating high school,
why do I have to go to college? Tell me why.
I can walk into a trade school, various kinds of
trade schools. I can walk out of that trade school
with zero debt. I can have a paid apprenticeship where

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I'm learning valuable skills that will always be in demand.
I will go work for some electrician, and I don't
have to work for some woke major or megacorporation pouring
rainbow colors down my throat every second. I can work
for a great family business or a mid sized business.
And I can do h back work, or I can
do plumbing work, or I can do this kind of work.

(20:12):
And you know what, four five, six years, I'm going
to be pretty much an expert on that kind of work.
And if I have any business sense at all, it
doesn't take a ton. Maybe I'll start my own little business. Hey,
maybe I've got a good hand on this plumbing thing.
Maybe I'll start my business. What do I need for overhead?

(20:33):
I don't need an office, definitely, not right away. Maybe
I'll go out and buy myself a truck, get myself
some materials, start putting in good work, earning a good
reputation online. Before you know it, I'm too busy. I
need to hire extra employees. Before you know it, I'm
thirty five years old and worth five million dollars and
I'm not a communist. What's wrong with that? We have

(20:55):
to understand the danger of these universities. Now for our children.
We have to understand just how after our children they are.
I brought up Eric Adams and the drag Shows stuff
at the very beginning of the show, when I made
my prediction New York City's vaccine plan for children younger
than five, relies on pediatricians and vaccine hubs. This is

(21:20):
not twenty twenty. This is twenty twenty two. Now we
have loads of information available to us about the risks
with COVID, the risks with the vaccine, the risks with everything.
If at this point in time they're still pushing that

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thing on children, they're evil. And these are the people
who run your medical community, your university system, politics, the
corporate world. Why do I have to send my child
to that? Why do you think it is all of
our systems are shattered and broken. Those are all the
Stafford Harvard people. Why do you think it is? Highly

(22:03):
educated does not mean intelligent or wise. And oftentimes I
read look, I read you that long thread the other
day of that guy who was at University of Chicago,
and he explained, these are the highest IQ people out there.
He goes to school with highest test scores, and he
said they're robot like and doing what they're told when
they're told. I'm interested in raising sons who are not communists.

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In fact, I want anti communists. I want sons who
want to go on and marry a dime and make
a bunch of babies and have a good life for
themselves and others. I don't need a university degree from
what either one of my sons so I can brag
to my friends. I'm so proud of Luke. He graduated
today from NYU. I don't give a crap. Call me

(22:49):
the day you graduate Plumber School. I'll be there, proud
as a peacock, giving you a hug. Here's son, here's
a hundred. Go buy a couple of beers for you
and your buddies. I'm proud of you. That's what I
want for my sons. And I understand why that where
that why that way of thinking is offensive, especially to
people who were raised go to college, go to college,
go to college, go to college, and maybe then you did.

(23:11):
Maybe then you packed it up and went off to
college and you did the right thing, and you put
in the work, and now you want that You want
that thing you worked for. I mean, undoubtedly right now,
listening to the sound of my voice, someone graduated from
you know n YU. I just brought up NYU. You
want that NYU degree you have hanging on the wall
behind your desk. You want it to mean something, well,
just because it meant something when you graduated from it,

(23:34):
then doesn't mean it has the same meaning. Now, meaning
goes away over time. I'm going through this myself with
the Marines. Let's be frank. You know I love him,
I always will. I joined a marine because I wanted
to be a better person. I wanted to see if
I could do it. I wanted to see what I

(23:54):
was made of serve my country. I wanted to see
if I was a tough guy. My marine. Now we're
all in on the pride insanity. They're all in on
all the woke carbage. Everyone else is my Marines. They're
fading away. I had a guy right to me this morning.
He's a grunt us a marine right now, and he
was complaining about how soft so much of it has become,

(24:18):
even in boot camp, down even a boot He said
he went to MCRD. He didn't even see anybody doing
push ups. I'm sure they're still doing pushups at mc MCRD,
by the way, I'm sorry sorry. MCRD is the boot
camp in San Diego. There are two Marine Corps boot camps,
one in Paris Island in North Carolina, the other one
in San Diego. Two Marine Corps boot camps, depending on

(24:38):
which side of the Mississippi you're on. That's which bootcamp
they send you to. But either way, I'm going through
it too. I want that I want that eagle globe
and anchor to mean something, to mean what it always meant.
Right well, Communism destroys everything, including the institutions you love,
including institutions that you're proud to be part of. That's

(24:59):
the way it goes. Sometimes we have to learn aletica.
These people look all this drag stuff with kids, all
the trans teachers pushing that stuff on kids, all that
rotted filth that's out there right now. It's so insane,
it's so beyond belief for you and for me that

(25:20):
we like to imagine that. Gosh, I'm so glad this
stuff is finally peaked. People have had enough. It hasn't
peaked at all. There's no peak. And more specifically, I
guess I should say there's no bottom. There isn't And
that's not even a Lindsay Graham joke. There's no bottom

(25:42):
at all. It's they're gonna keep diving down. And it's
not as if they're now aware of how horrified you
are by all this stuff, and they're thinking about backing
off have you seen one entity back off? Have you
named me one? I want you to tell me, no,
you haven't, because it hasn't happened. They're doubling down, trippling down.

(26:05):
Disney lost forty one billion dollars in the wake of
those videos. They came out that where they basically admitted, oh, yeah,
we're trying to make your kids gay. Forty one billion
dollars they lost. Disney turns around their newest film Gay.
Disney announced publicly, Oh we're going all in. No, one's

(26:29):
backing off. They're not slowing down. These people are after
your children. They're after your children at the university level,
at the kindergarten level now, and everything in between. They're
after them when they watch Disney, They're after them when
they watch basketball games. They're after your kids. They are
aggressively trying to rip your children away from you so

(26:50):
they can teach them to hate you and hate themselves,
and most importantly, hate the country. Are you going to
let them? Are we going to be such slaves the
tradition that we just allow this to happen? Oh, sure,
well it is, Brown. I won't participate in that. You're
welcome to I will not. I love my son's too much?
All right, I'm sorry, But now I'm gonna get to

(27:11):
ask doctor Jesse. Now I'm gonna get to ask doctor Jesse.
But the stuff drives me crazy. Like I said, there
is no escape, there's none. You can't You can't watch
a cell phone commercial on TV without getting this stuff.
A cell phone. What do I need my cell phone
to do? I need it to send texts. I needed
to receive and make calls. That's all I need from

(27:32):
my phone. In fact, if you could give me some
some phone that does some fancy stuff, tell me how
to get some places, good food reviews, that's all I need.
Why Why do I have to be barraged with this
crap when I when I see a cell phone commercial?
But it's everywhere, man, And look, that's why I've been
telling you to switch to pure talk. Switch to pure Talk.

(27:52):
Go look up your cell phone, Herrier, I don't care
who it is, T Mobile at and T I don't
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look up month and tell me are you happy to
be paying for that? Because you are paying for that,
I'm not not anymore. I've had all three of those.
I switched to Pure Talk. Not only are we paying
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(28:17):
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(28:41):
about it. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
And ask doctor Jesse Friday. And yes it's me sweaty
Jesse on the ask doctor Jesse Friday. If you're watching
on the simulcast, I do apologize. I don't normally leak
like this the whole show. The air conditioning is and
we're sweating and we're hot, and I have Chris is

(29:02):
disgusting dust fan and he just told me it's drywall
dust all over it. So tomorrow I'll have lung cancer
and we won't be able to do the show anymore.
So thanks a lot, Chris. Let's get to some Jesse questions.
Let's get to some emails out here. Burger Boss I
live in Spokane, Washington. Eastern Washington is historically conservative and
far less insane that our Western Washington communist comrades. Hold

(29:26):
on one second on that. He's one hundred percent right.
People give Washington a bad name because they think you
know everyone in the Northwest, everyone and everyone in the
western parts crazy. That's not true. For one, Seattle has
a blood red, blood red conservative streak through it. They're
just outnumbered severely by the communists. And two, Eastern Washington

(29:48):
might be the reddest general area in the United States
of America. They are Washington's awesome, totally underrated state. Their
governor's an idiot, but they can't do anything about that anyway.
He moves on. He said, we re suddenly have an
unnerving and unsettling crime occur about a mile from where
I live. I have my concealed carry license, but after

(30:08):
listening to your show yesterday, I decided I wanted more
training should I ever have to defend someone. After buying
five hundred plus rounds of AMMO, I ordered the Mantis
X three and some dummy rounds. Really looking forward to
improving my ability to protect others and stave off tyrannical
little Stalinists. Says I can use his name, and his

(30:28):
name is Chris. Chris. This wasn't from you, wasn't. Yeah,
he would never buy Mantis sexy price for a free one. Anyway. Look,
I've talked about this before. We look up to these
guys and I'm the same way. We look up to
these guys like the Navy Seals and Delta Force guys,
and we look at them storm in a room and

(30:49):
pop pop pop pop pop everyone in the head and
they're gone, and we think to ourselves, Wow, they're they're
they're superhuman. But here's the real truth. Yeah, those guys
have an extra something in side of them to get
through the training it takes, but when it comes to
all that shooting and stuff, those guys don't have a
single advantage over you, not one. Just practice. That's it.

(31:11):
Hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of practice.
I told you, I've told you this story before. We
just shot so much in the Marines. It was it
was all the time. We were shooting, all the time,
endless rifles, pistols, subs, whatever, rifles, pistols, subs, and the shooting, shooting, shooting,
thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of hours until

(31:31):
you got home and your thumbs would be bleeding that
day because you had to reload all your magazines, and
it was just it was it was hours, more hours
than I can ever ever say. And then remember I
got out of the Marines in about two In two
thousand and four, I got out, went back down to
Arizona and I started working construction. Well. I decided to

(31:52):
run for Congress down there because Obama was running and
I had never been political, but I got super mad
and I decided I'm gonna run for Congress. Of course,
an impulsive, stupid decision that I would made. I almost won,
but I decided to run for Congress. But as part
of running for Congress, I got to know a bunch
of the wealth of your Republicans in town, because they're
always trying to throw your fundraises and get you elected

(32:13):
and stuff like that. And one of the guys had
a fundraiser that he had won. He'd been to some raffle.
Rich people always go to raffles and buy rich people's stuff,
and he won this raffle. And what it was was
we got to go out and shoot. We got to
attempt the Tucson Swat Teams shooting qualification course. So what

(32:34):
you had to do, what you if you were on
the Tucson Police Department and you wanted to get on
Tucson Swat, you had to go through this course and
it was just normal target practice. And then it was
house clearing and they had like the fake dummies up there,
and then they had some long gun and whatnot. And
those guys at the Tucson Swat had no idea that
the amount of shooting I'd done. They just had no idea.

(32:56):
I swat qualified. I swat qualified. I'm just playing and
targets and drill and everything, and they were just amazing.
Actually ended up being a really hilarious day. But why
am I better? There's just better eyes at no practice.
We have to practice over and over and over and

(33:16):
over again. I talk about the mantis sex all the
time because, to be honest, I like practicing in my
home and I get so I shouldn't say stressed out,
That's not true. I get really mad when I'm spending
this kind of money on ammunition now, so I don't
like going to the range anymore. And I know I
should still go, right, but AMMA was so expensive. Manti sex.

(33:37):
I put it on my weapon. I practice right there
in my home and the air conditioning, and they put
you through drills and things like that. They make you better.
Go get one, Get one, practice, practice practice. We have
to practice. Mantis x dot com. All right, mantis x
dot com, let's get to some more emails. Brother Jesse
wanted to know your thoughts on Father's Day. I'm not

(33:58):
really big on it to art with, but now I
have to share my pity recognition day with Rainbow Reprobates
in Juneteenth, even though we all know Father's Day exists
because they feel sorry for us. At least we did
have it. Now we've been relegated to the trash heap
of an afterthought, he says. Separate five brother says, say
my name. I like making my opinions known and it

(34:20):
will make me feel important. His name is Keithan, And
what are my thoughts on Father's Day? Well? I should
probably explain something, especially for the new listeners to the show.
For whatever reason, maybe this is just how God made me.
Maybe it's because my old man's a hard man, definitely

(34:41):
for sure. Or maybe it was a marine thing. Maybe
it's a combination of all those things. I'm not. I'm
not a sentimental person. You're you are, and that's fine,
that's good. You want to be you want to be
like you. You don't want to be like me. Believe
me when I tell you don't want to be like me.
But one year, one year, my father called me three

(35:03):
days after my birthday to ask me what I wanted
for my birthday. And I didn't look. I'm laughing about
It's not like I was wounded. I was fine with it,
I laughed. That's just the kind of house we grew
up in. Now the wife totally different. She remembers everybody's birthday, friends, family,
you name, but she's said in them text bets and
just happy birthday, Happy birthday. This. We just weren't huge

(35:26):
on days. We always did Christmas, of course, that's when
Jesus was born. Chris anyway, Savior, Savior of the Earth,
thanks a lot, anyway. But we celebrated Christmas, obviously, celebrated
Easter and what I'm not gonna act like we don't
celebrate holidays, but sentimental things like like Father's Day. I mean,

(35:47):
I always got my dad something. I'll get him something
again this year, but even that never went well. My
dad never likes anything I buy him. I have to
get I have to try to get him gadgets and stuff. Now, yeah, yeah,
I always get him a book he doesn't read, and
I call it a day. It's what you do. I'm
so I'm not the one to ask about Father's Day
because I never It was never a big priority in

(36:07):
my home growing up, and therefore I'm like that now too,
totally cold about it. Now, on Father's Day, I'll wake
up any old lady, will bring me some breakfast in bed,
and I don't know, I'll make to get you know
what I'm gonna do this year, I'm gonna make the
whole families sit down and watch two hours of a
documentary with me and don't shake your head, Chris, And
if they even try to leave the room, I'll say,
it's Father's Day. Got to spend the day with your father.

(36:28):
I'm gonna make it a painful one for them too, Chris. Well,
I gotta figure out one that they'll just absolutely hate.
I won't even go World War Two. I'll go like
World War one or something, so all the footage is
black and white and they're dying. Plus I love World
War One anyway, It's like my favorite conflict. It'll be greatness.
That's exactly what I'm doing this year Father's Day. There
you go, So look to your point. Yeah, they we

(36:54):
all know men who have been put down and put
down and put down and put down and degraded over
and over and over and over again in this society.
All of America is now this. I am woman, hear me,
roar crap, and every guy you know, it's in every movie,
every sitcom. Every guy's the big Dumbo who can't tie
his shoes without without the saintly almighty woman stepping in

(37:16):
to give him the wise instruction that idiot caveman needs.
That's ridiculous. It's ridiculous what we've done to men in
this country. But it is what it is. Look, we
have to step up, be strong and lead, do we not?
Men have to lead. We have to lead America. All right,
two more hours left. I've asked doctor Jesse questions. We
have a little entertainment news here and more still to

(37:39):
come on the Jesse Kelly Sholom, A bang of ball,
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