Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Let's have some fun on a Wednesday. It's
Hope Day already, baby, and it's going to be a
show for the agents. Thank you. Here's what we have
(00:31):
on tap for tonight. Joe Biden can't talk, the debt
ceiling discussions, the DOJ ran a woman who had dirt
on Biden into the arms of Russia. We'll talk about
our institutions, the FBI, Kevin McCarthy sucks, Corporate America, Trump
Trump Blast, Caleb mcininnie, and the New York fertility doctor
(00:55):
who crashed his own handmade plane. All that and so
much more coming up tonight on the world famous Jesse
Cally Show. I want to begin here though, because he's
back in the news. James Comy, James Comy, former head
of the FBI, fired by Donald Trump. He's out there
(01:18):
and he's speaking, and he's speaking, and he's reinforcing something
you already know but Norman norm doesn't know, and it's
something we need to talk about. One. He's doing a
lot of lot.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Gallup showed that in twenty fourteen, sixty two percent of
Republicans at a favorable view of the agency. Now it's
twenty nine percent. What can be done? And what if
it doesn't change, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
It will change. The Fbi'll be fine in the long run.
This fever around Donald Trump and the MAGA world will
eventually break. But it's become somehow a nutty article of
faith that the FBI is out to get Republicans.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
The FBI is out to get Republicans, and the organization
should she should see to exist right now. But this
is actually what you just heard. Probably made you mad.
He's lying, And of course, hold on, this is actually
a good thing, James Comy. The system conducting itself this
way is a good thing and not a bad thing.
(02:16):
And let me explain and explain. I've used this really
really stupid example before, and I loved it so much
the first time that I'm using it again. All right,
I want you to picture all of our society, all
of it. This includes the government, entertainment, you, me, everybody,
all of our society. It's a big ball of Plato.
You see it, You have a picture it, a big
(02:37):
ball of Plato the size of a baseball. Okay, So
that's our society, that's our country, and institutions they are
really really important for a nation, So I don't want
to dismiss that part. Your institutions matter, your education system,
your government, your entertainment system, the religion, these things are
important for a nation. They are. But the institutions kind
(03:01):
of lead a country. But there's a catch. The institutions
will lead a country up until the point enough people
in the country or the society no longer view the
institutions as being legitimate. To kind of make this easier
for everyone, mostly myself, to understand again, forget about the country.
(03:24):
Let's go to our hundred person village. We talk about
a lot. Let's say we have a hundred person village.
We are in the uh We're in the Australian outback.
Hundred person village. You picture the cattle and the villages
and or the huts and everything else. We got our
village here. But the village would have a doctor, wouldn't
it some kind of who knows, weird medicine man who
(03:44):
it spits on you and it fixes you or something
like that. But okay, the village has some sort of
a medical institution, a doctor, maybe a doctor's assistant, a
doctor stebmato doc. I'm sick doc, come help. Okay, So
you've got a doctor in there. The village will have
some sort of political leadership, whatever the form of government is.
Let's make it easy to understand the village as a chief.
(04:05):
There's a chief, right, the chief. We've got a chief
the village. You'll have some guy kind of in charge
of the cattle situation. We run cattle. Okay, So we
got a medicine man, got a government, got a guy
in charge of the cattle. Now there's one hundred people
in this village, and the village goes along find him.
When you need medical care, you seek out the dock.
And when you want something done in the government, you
(04:26):
lobby the chief. And when you want to know about
the cattle and where you should go, you go talk
to the cattle guy. But what does it mean for
the village? What does it mean for the village if
trust in those people in those institutions disappears for whatever reason,
we find out the medicine man is a huge fraud.
He doesn't know anything about medicine. He's been lying, he's
(04:48):
been taking bribes on the side the guy. It's a
huge fraud. What does that mean? Who does that? Ultimately
hurt in the end, Yes, the villagers are hurt because
we no longer no no longer have access to a
medical institution. But in the end, it's going to be
the doc who's hurt the most because now his authority
is gone. Because his authority, it's looked down upon by
(05:13):
the people. Same thing with the chief. Look, this goes
into revolution after revolution after revolution. We've seen throughout the
history of mankind what happens when the people view their
government as being illegitimate. The people will treat it as
if it's illegitimate. So back to our Plato ball, the elites,
(05:34):
the institutions. Picture them like a little chunky that's being
pulled away from the rest of the ball because they
are We've lost so much institutional trust that there's this
little chunk of the ball, our elites, our institutions, they're
separating from us. And the thing is they can't be
(05:57):
totally separated. They have to be connected to us if
they want to lead us, do they not? If they
want to drag the rest of the ball along, they
must be connected to us. But they won't admit any fault.
They won't do anything to earn that trust back. What
does that mean in the end, what it means is this.
(06:21):
What it means is their ball is going to break
away completely from the big ball. No more connection. Now
that probably means some ugly things for our country as
a whole, but overall, separating from the evil elite who
run this country, overall, it's a good thing. Listen to this.
(06:46):
This is more James comy. These people aren't even kind
of interested in earning back your trust or my trust.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Do you acknowledge perhaps that some mistakes were made along
the way.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Oh, definitely, and they were found four years ago by
the end spector General. So there's nothing new in this
new document.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
What were some of those mistakes from your point of view?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Oh, that the FBI didn't communicate clearly the status of
certain sources, they didn't double check certain information before putting
it in a court application for a foreign intelligence wiretap,
and a bunch of others.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
And so do you believe now, as some of these
politicians call for defunding of the FBI, that that has
been corrected and that now the procedures are in place
to avoid those kind of mistakes in the future.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I think so. But in complex investigations there's always going
to be mistakes. It doesn't mean the FBI is incompetent,
honest and independent.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
So Director, are there things that you wish you had
done differently?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Plenty, I mean plenty of small things. In the main,
I think the FBI did it in the right way
during a very difficult time in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Here you are James Comy, former head of the FBI.
The top, the biggest, the most powerful law enforcement agency
in the United States of America is not trusted by
the American people anymore. Even Normy norm doesn't really trust
the FBI. They view it as a criminal organization working
exclusively on behalf of Democrats. And you can't get a
(08:08):
single person from within the organization to step up and say,
ooh guys, show my bad. Hey, we're gonna make some changes.
We have done wrong. We're gonna make changes. The system
not only isn't trying to earn back our trust, it's
as if they're doubling and tripling down and doing everything
(08:31):
humanly possible to finally break away from the rest of
the ball. There's no trust left none. And that because
we'll talk about the everyone's mad about the Trump or
has an opinion I should say about the Trump mack
and anything. I'm not that mad about it, but we'll
talk about the Trump stuff. But that is one of
the main things I give Trump so much credit for.
(08:54):
Some of it was probably probably happened inadvertently, But the
truth is, the system got Donald Trump, and the system
was so horrified by the thought of Donald Trump being president.
It was supposed to be Hillary. We had eight years
of Obama. It was Hillary's to lose. It was supposed
to be Hillary. It was supposed to be Democrat rule
(09:15):
without end. How could you have this guy bombastically? The
system was so horrified by Donald Trump that the cultural institutions,
all of them, from the FBI to the freaking CDC,
all of them sold out the last remaining credibil credibility
they had, the last remaining trust they had. They pushed
(09:37):
all the chips to the center of the table in
order to remove Donald Trump from office, and to their credit,
they did. They rolled in when it came to COVID
and then they used that for the ballots, and then
Joe Biden won the election. And now Donald Trump's gone,
and he's at mar Lago and he's gonna be indicted
in New York and DC and Georgia and everywhere else
(09:58):
under the sun. And they got him, Don't get me wrong,
they got him. They pushed those chips to the center
of the table and it ended up being very, very successful.
But they're fresh out of chips. And the truth is
that's a good thing. In the end. We need normi
Norm to wake up and realize the Federal Bureau of
Investigation is that is a clear and present danger to
(10:19):
the national security of the United States of America, and
Norman norm is waking up to that fact, and that's
good and not bad. All right, We'll deal real quickly
with the Trump mcin any stuff everyone's talking about. I
think it's funny. And we'll deal with the fertility doctor
thing in New York why, because that's also very funny.
A bunch of emails tonight and much more coming up
(10:41):
on the Jesse Calty Show. But we're going to deal
with your retirement not being wiped out first, because that
would really suck, wouldn't it. Wake up one day, look
at your phone and see, wait a minute, hold on
a second, I had I had seven hundred thousand dollars
in my four oh one k and I was going
to retire next year because I'm seventy and today I
have three hundred thousand dollars in my four oh one
(11:03):
K and I know that I'm going to work for
the rest of my natural life. That's the reality that's coming.
When this economic tsunami sweeps over this nation, that's what's coming.
The people making preparations now will be the people who
get through it. Okay, on the back end, get gold
and silver coins delivered to your front door. That's a
(11:24):
no brainer. Get gold and or silver in your four
oh one k or Ira and Oxford Gold handles all
of this for you, and they make it laid back
and easy. That's the phone call you need to make now.
Call eight three three nine nine five Gold. All right,
eight three three nine nine to five Gold, Oxford Gold Group,
(11:47):
Truth Attitude. Jesse Kelly. It is the Jesse Kelly Show
coming up about ten minutes from now. We have reporting
from Savannah Hernandez. She's been tracking these illegal immigrants as
they're bouncing around the country. She's been all over the
border and recently she's been all over New York because
(12:10):
Eric Adams, he's shuttling some of these illegals out of
New York City into the Burbs. Only he's taking the men,
not the women and children, and as you can imagine,
that's causing all kinds of problems. So we're gonna find
out a little bit more about that from Savannah Hernandez
and much more coming up. Also. I've decided, and since
(12:31):
Mike Pences has announced he's going to get in the
race on June seventh, I've decided, about half hour from now,
I'm going to tell the Mike Pence story, of Mike
Pence's stories. I haven't told this in a very long time.
It'll take me a long time to get through it.
You'll learn something about Mike Pences as we walk through
all that, and we'll get to the Trump and the
Mac and any stuff here in just a second. But
(12:54):
I still can't decide if I just screwed up when
it came to smalltalk just a minute ago or not.
You see, we had a pizza show up, pizza and
pizza and wings for me and the Felts, and I
ran downstairs to grab the pizza and wings, and I'm
getting on the elevator with pizza and wings. Now you
can imagine it smells good, right, It's pizza and wings.
(13:14):
It smells good. And these three people get on the
elevator with me. There's two dudes and a woman. They're
heading up to a different business that's in this building,
and she says, oh, it smells good. Are you sharing?
And I just said no. And I knew after I
said no that that was probably two on the nose,
(13:36):
But at the same time, I wasn't sure what I
was supposed to say with that. Was I supposed to
say yes? I get I don't think I do small
talk very well anyway. Looking forward to the book tour,
don't forget. If you want to buy the Anti Communist Manifesto,
if you want to get more than one copy, you
get an AC pin and anti Communist pin so you
(13:57):
can break bread with other people who wear it. You
can pre order it at Jesse kellybook dot com. Book
tour info is at Jesse kellybook dot com. Signed a
book info is at Jesse kellybook dot com. Quick note
reminder on the AC pins. There were only two thousand
originally and that number is dwindling quickly, so if it
is your intention to get one of those, you might
(14:19):
want to hurry on that one now. Let's deal with
Trump in the Macininny stuff. Now, I'm of two minds
about this one. I love it too, I hate it.
Here's the deal, in case you missed it. Caleb mcininny
was one of Trump's press sex one of his press secretaries.
I guess probably a better way to put that, one
(14:41):
of his press secretaries. She was dynamite. Everyone loved her.
You loved her. I loved her. Her and Sarah Huckabee
Sanders might actually be Trump's two best hires. She was dynamite.
She's just go beat up all those reporters every day. Now,
I woke up today and I saw this. This is
something Trump put out on social media. This is what
(15:01):
Trump put out. Caleb Milk toast. Macaninny just gave out
the wrong poll numbers on Fox News. I'm thirty four
points up on dsanctimonious, not twenty five. Well, twenty five
is great, it's not thirty four. She knew the number
was corrected upwards by the group that did the pull.
The rhinos and globalists can have her. Fox News should
(15:24):
only use real stars. Okay, one, I'm not as outraged
about this as everyone else is. If here's why I
try not to take life too seriously, politics too seriously.
I've always thought it was hilarious that Trump, even when
he was president, Trump would just be rage watching things.
(15:47):
He'd be rage watching CNN and the White House, or
very clearly he was just rage watching Fox News. And
out of nowhere, Trump would blast somebody by name, and
it didn't even have to be political. Trump would go
to a local McDonald's and then come out and say,
I've been to this McDonald's three times, the syrupy, the
SODA's tooth, syrupy. I don't know the manager, but I've
(16:09):
heard a lot of people say he's fat and ugly. Anyway,
bankruptcy coming soon, sad and everyone woke up and thought, wait,
what the unpredictability of it, of who's just gonna get it?
Who's gonna get the junkyard dog treatment today. I've always
thought that was great. I've always thought it was hilarious.
I guess I should say I never took it. That's seriously.
I don't take this, that's seriously, no big deal. Now,
(16:31):
I didn't know these two had had a falling out.
I assumed they were still really close because she had
done such a good job for Trump. Very clearly something
went on behind the scenes or something somewhere that I
didn't know about that said, this is part of the problem.
I'll give you a little inside campaign baseball stuff. Well,
it doesn't matter whether you love or hate this. What
(16:52):
I'm about to tell you is real Trump, as you
well know, Trump lovers, Trump haters, everyone knows by now,
as a very difficult time hiring quality people. The problem
with that is that's one of those things that becomes
self fulfilling. That's one of those things that snowballs on you.
He can't. He has a hard time getting good people
(17:13):
hiring good people around him, So he just hires anyone
who says nice things about him, and then they turn
out to be idiots and losers and scumbags, and so
things start going in the wrong direction, but the right
people aren't there to step in, and then things like this.
Whether you love it or hate it, it doesn't matter.
I told you, I think it's funny. But things like this,
(17:35):
they're part of the reason he hasn't been able to
get good people on his new team. This stuff ended
up happening too often. And I have many friends within
the Trump camp, good people who are trying, and they
they've told me this is what the difficulty has been.
The real talent, talented people like the Kayla Mcaninny's of
(17:56):
the world people. You need people like that on your team.
They're not coming because of stuff like this. It's not
worth the headache. You don't want to get flamed on
social media one day. So therefore you end up with
someone who's not as smart and as talented as Kaylen Mcaninny,
and then that it continues to roll down from there. Okay,
So that's the serious portion of it, serious portion of
(18:18):
it that hurts for hiring. The non serious portion of it.
I just think it's hilarious. You never know it might
be me tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (18:24):
You never know.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
This is gonna wait. I'm just firing off on someone.
All right, what's happening with these illegals in this country?
Savannah Hernandez tells us. Next, you're listening to the Oracle.
You love this one. It's a scream baby, the Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. And with
music that truly dreadful. That can only mean one thing.
(18:48):
That can mean Our next guest, my friend journalist with TPUSA,
Savannah Hernandez. It means she made the horrible mistake of
not choosing her mute music, so she gets the worst
song we can find on short notice. I bet you
won't make that mistake again, Savannah.
Speaker 5 (19:06):
You know I was gonna get roasted no matter what
I chose, but that was definitely the worst choice.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Sorry. Look, hey, the best lessons are the hard lessons, Savannah.
Speaker 5 (19:16):
So I regress, Jesse, I have yes, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What's going on with these illegals? And why are they
trashing hotel rooms? Why are they even in hotel rooms?
The floor is yours? What's happening?
Speaker 5 (19:31):
Great? So, I actually had a whistleblower who worked in
one of the largest migrant hotels in New York City.
He works there for the past seven months, and he
alleges that upwards of five thousand illegal migrants are staying
a block away from Times Square. You know, some of
these rooms had previously sold for upwards of five hundred
dollars a night. They are getting three meals a day,
(19:53):
they get free rooms, they're getting housekeeping, laundry service, free ubers.
He was sharing with me that many of these migrants
are giving birth weekly up to two to three times
because of the amount of migrants there, and when they
give birth, they are given that free right to the hospital,
a free crib, a free car seat, anything that they need.
(20:14):
So it's an absolute mess in New York City right now.
And I actually was in Alpasso the week prior for
the expiration of Title forty two, and we saw the
hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants that came over just
within that week. We know that for the fiscal year
of twenty twenty two, we had over two point seven
million illegal immigrants crossing our border. So this is just
(20:34):
a direct result of that. Because let's not forget that
New York City is a sanctuary city. So they basically said, hey,
if you want to break our law and legally break
into the country, then you can come on over here
and we'll make sure you don't get deported. So New
York right now really having to deal with the consequences
of their actions because hotels are completely overrun. These are
(20:55):
the situations that we're looking at. My whistleblower also coming
forward with multiple incident reports of ten to fourteen year
olds getting drunks, their parents, checking out of hotels and
just leaving them there for staff to deal with. He
shares that he has been assaulted. Many employees in the
hotel have been assaulted by these illegal immigrants multiple times.
(21:15):
That he's never seen any of them get deported. It's
always handled internally. And it's just a complete mess in
the city of.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
New York right now, Savannah, help me understand, because I don't.
I'm not on the ground like you are when it
comes to these things. If you're a New York City hotel,
I understand New York City itself as a sanctuary city,
but why would you agree to take them in? If
you're running a Super eight or something nice, a blot
and something nice like that, why would you invite a
bunch of illegals into your hotel.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
So at the beginning of this year, Eric Adams signed
a two hundred and seventy five million dollar contract with
three hundred hotels across the city of New York. I
believe this hotel they might have been dealing with some
bankruptcy issues. Right So New York comes in and they says, Okay,
we'll go ahead and buy up the hotels. Here's the contract.
We'll have the taxpayers go ahead and pay a couple
(22:05):
million to house thousands of illegal immigrants, and this is
the direct result of that. But again keep in mind
that the local businesses are completely suffering right now. I
actually spoke to business owners because again this is a
very big tourist talk spot. They said that business is
down fifty to eighty percent because of the amount of
illegal immigrants in the area. The migrants are stealing from stores.
(22:27):
And again, Eric Adams, he is crying now because I
believe it's fifty percent of the hotels in New York
City are currently stilled with illegal immigrants. He has even
proposed putting adult migrants in these school gymnasiums where children
are actively present, because he has no idea how to
handle this situation. And again my whistlelawyer as well even
told me that the city of New York has no
(22:47):
idea what they're doing. It was a huge mistake to
put five thousand illegal immigrants in one hotel because it's
going to be impossible to evacuate them their overcapacity, it's
a huge safety concern. On top of that, there's mold
in this hotel is well, so it is deteriorating because
of how badly the migrants are treating the room. He
shared inside photos with me of these rooms just completely trashed.
(23:10):
For example, the migrants don't want to use their shower
curtains because they want to hang up their clothes just
like they did back home to air dry, and so
when they take a shower, all of that water is
seeping into the floor and causing water damage in the
floor below. So a legacy the lobby ceiling of this
hotel has already collected in on itself. And like I said,
there's nothing more that I can say other than this
(23:30):
is a complete mess being paid for by the taxpayers
of New York.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Speaking with Savannah Hernandez, an actual reporter who's giving us
some real good stuff. Savannah, Okay, New York City's a
big place. Is this all over the city? Are they
spreading these people out everywhere? Are they dumping them in
one specific area? What do you know about this?
Speaker 5 (23:53):
So they are spreading them throughout the city. Like I said,
that initial contract at the beginning of the year was
for three hundred hotels across the city. But as New
York gets more filled with migrants, they're having to push
them up to the suburbs of New York. So a
lot of people really feeling the impact of being the
sanctuary city. And also to Jesse, I forgot to, you know,
(24:14):
touch on this point as well. A lot of these
migrants are utilizing the public services available to New York residents.
They have employment up in New York potentially because they're
using id NYC, which is basically the program in which
New York City says, here's a government issued ID. Doesn't
matter your immigration status. You can have access to this
(24:35):
identification and you can get employment with that. You can
have access to the affordable housing program. You can even
open a bank account at select institutions in New York.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
What hold on the illegals can open bank accounts? What
with what money?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yes, Jesse is absolutely insane. They're going and they're utilizing
these programs. They're going in, they're getting the jobs or
jobs illegally working in the city, and then you know,
when they collect their paycheck or their welfare or their
food stamps or whatever they have, they have the ability
to just truly live via a quote unquote American dream.
But keep in mind, we've had a multiple washdog reports.
(25:11):
I believe it was fair that said that just for
twenty twenty three alone, it could cost the New York
taxpayers upwards of ten billion dollars to flit the bill.
Forty V Legal immigrants.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, all right, we're leaving New York Savannah. We're going
down to the border. What's going on there? We were
told there were seven hundred and fifty thousand people getting
ready to pour into the country when Title forty two expired.
Has that happened? Is it happening? What's happening at the
border itself?
Speaker 5 (25:40):
So the story with Title forty two is really interesting because,
of course the media and the press were really hyping
up that once it ex fired, we were going to
see this huge thirs But it was actually the opposite
because speaking to migrants on the ground, a lot of
them were utilizing the fact that under Title forty two
they could continue to legally cross the border and just
get the poor and really faced no consequence. Now that
(26:02):
Title forty two has expired, they have to deal with
Title eight, which means if they get deported, they could
face up to five years of or before they can
come back into the US and illegally fly for asylum
or citizenship or anything like that. So actually three days
before the expiration of Title forty two. That's why we
had upwards of over ten thousand illegal immigrants crossing the border.
(26:24):
And that's where we saw such a huge surge of
those migrants. I mean, if you look at the numbers
in just the last week of April, you had hundreds
of thousands of people coming over because it was really
before the title of before the expiration of Title forty two,
they made that journey over.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Savannah Hernandez, where can people look at these pictures you
have and your sources and stuff. Where can people find
more you.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
So to watch the full mini documentary, go check out
my YouTube staff says it's about fourteen minutes long. But
we have those incident reports, the photos, the documents, my
whistlower's first hand account of working with these illegal immigrants,
and then also my Twitter account at underscore says, where
you guys can see a lot of these shorter versions
of these clips and then those photos and videos of
(27:10):
what's been happening that only in New York, but also
at our southern border.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Sav says on YouTube and Twitter. Sav for everyone who
doesn't know, is short for Savannah. Figured that out all
on my own, Savannah, Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
Thanks for having me Jesse.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
It's it's a situation. Illegal immigration has always taken on
the same thing for me, at least in this country.
There are the people who are actually dealing with it,
and then there's everyone else trying to figure out why
it matters and why it's a big deal. If I'm
not sitting in a New York City hotel with the
(27:49):
walls caving in because they don't know how to shower
or using the shower curtain, it's hard to make me
understand even what's happening. It's why I just think it's
important to always always get the view from the ground.
Now here's the view from the ground. There's freaking crime everywhere.
That's the view from the ground. Violink crime everywhere. Violent
crime is going up. There's precious little you can do
(28:10):
about that. Precious little I can do about that. All
we can do is make sure, if God forbid that
day ever comes and we run into one of these
bad people who want to hurt us, we can stop them.
Can you stop them? Can your mom, your dad, your wife,
your daughter you sent off to college. Get hero guns,
(28:32):
non lethal guns they shoot pepper balls one hundred miles
per hour, Or get Hero arrows. They're a little smaller.
They shoot pepper Jael. The Hero arrow also has one
hundred and twenty decibel alarm on it that alone can
save your bacon. They're non lethal, so you don't have
to stress it. Daddy, I don't like guns. Oh it's
not a gun, sweetheart. It saying it's a Hero. So
all you have to say you don't need a concealed
(28:54):
carry permit. All you have to do is go to
Hero twenty twenty dot com. Code Jess gets you a
special discount. Hero twenty twenty dot com Code Jesse. State
restrictions may apply. Miss something.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
There's a podcast.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
You get it on demand wherever podcasts are found, The
Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. There's
nothing wrong with lemon pepper wings, Chris. There's nothing wrong
with I know they're not everything has to be spicy.
Not everything has to be spicy. And don't ever come
at me with Tai chili wings again. That's freaking disgusting.
And you know why, you know why I don't like
(29:31):
Thai chili wings, Chris, because I've actually been to Thailand
and I remember we would have to work with these
time Marines, and they would always encourage us whenever we
were working with someone else to hey, go talk to them,
go exchange stuff with them, get to know. And so
we would go try to exchange food and we be
handing them mrs and the time Marines would hand you
some kind of rice soup crap that was all curry filled,
(29:55):
and they're all, wow, yeah, there's chicking in it. And
it's kind of like how they talked, there's chicken in it,
only it was a chicken foot. I didn't say a
chicken leg. I didn't say a chicken wing. I'm talking
the gross, scraggly little chicken foot that's just part of
the curry stuff. So I've experienced real tie food and
(30:17):
it sucked, and so I don't want any tied chili wings.
Lemon pepper is so underrated. And besides, if you would
branch out a little bit, spicy lemon pepper is a
real thing too. So I'm gonna get some of those
next week and you'll know. Anyway, it's not the whitest
thing ever, Chris. Anyway, it is The Jesse Kelly Show
on a Wednesday. You can email the show your love,
(30:39):
your hate, your death, threats. Your ask doctor Jesse questions
to Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Let's check in
on Joe Biden from today.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Thanks and national as fair commenciation.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Struggling struggling out there today. All right, So we go
to go over our story real quick and we get
to some emails, and then we're gonna get to ten
minutes from now. This will be for you new listeners.
I'm gonna tell the Mike Pence story. I've told it
before on the show, but came out today. Mike Pence
is going to announce he's running for president on June seventh.
(31:16):
He's not gonna have it. He doesn't have a chance.
That doesn't matter. But I'll give you a little behind
the scenes you want a little you want a little
behind the scenes thing no one else knows about Mike Pence.
No one else knows this unless they listen to the show.
I'll give you. I'll give you some juicy stuff here
in a minute before we get to that. Do you
feel like you ever feel like you read a headline
(31:38):
and you read the story and there's so much going
on that you feel like you might have missed part
of it, and it seems like too much. This is
the headline, all right, This is the headline. New York
fertility doctor accused of using own sperm dies when hand
built plane crashes. Now, I'm going to say that one
(32:03):
more time to give you a chance, just like I've
had a chance to try to just process everything going
on here. And I need to add a little disclaimer
to this before I read the headline again. The gentleman,
the doctor. He's seventy two. Seventy two. Now, let me
read the headline to you again. New York fertility doctor
(32:26):
accused of using own sperm dies when hand built plane crashes.
I just think that in times like this, we should
take a quick moment and try to just unpack everything
going on here.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
All right.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
It's a he's a fertility doctor. He's seventy one. Women,
couples will struggle to have children these days. That's a
struggle maybe you're going through at the times. It can
be a really hard time, a very heartbreaking struggle. And
by the grace of God, there are these fertility claim
nicks out there now where you can go. Look. I
(33:04):
don't know all the details on it. The things I
do know, I want to be real careful about because
there are kids listening. If you're a couple and you
need some couple's help, you can go get some couple's help.
If you're a woman and you just want to get pregnant, well,
whether I don't know whether you're a lesbian or whatever
the case may be, but you're a woman, you just
want to get pregnant, you can go do that too.
(33:24):
Apparently there are dudes who are willing to donate. And
it's all done medically. Okay here, we're not in North Korea.
It's all done medically here. But anyway, what possesses you
as a doctor for any reason, let alone at seventy one,
to begin to use your own equipment? Why what exactly
(33:49):
do you even get from that? And then I picture
seventy two years old, and maybe this is just because
I don't know, I get accused of being an old soul.
Maybe that's true. At seventy two, I hope I'm at
my grandson's baseball game. I'll be taking the night off
that night from the Jesse Kelly Show. I'll be going
(34:10):
down and I'll I'll be sitting their ball cap on,
cheering my grandbabies on. I want to be you know,
the wise old Grandpa at seventy two. But apparently there's
some wildcard out there. At seventy two, he's plotting to
repopulate the earth. Oh but wait, there's more. The hand
built plane. Now, I understand there are people who get
(34:34):
into flying. I actually think flying is really cool. I
have no fear of flying whatsoever. And I get that
there are people who enjoy learning to pilot their own plane.
People go get training and they get their pilot's license,
and honestly, that seems really cool. It's nothing I would
ever do because I'm too big for all the planes.
I'm six ' eight as don't fit, so it's not
comfortable for me. But if I was shorter, it would be.
(34:55):
That's a cool skill. That's something I would like. I
would enjoy doing that. So I get all that, But
why would you want to build your own And I
understand dorks like Chris who want to build their own stuff.
Chris builds his own Manora. Chris wants to build this
and build that. Hey, Jesse, do you have any woodworking
(35:17):
all that stuff. I understand that there are nerds like that.
I get it, and I respect it. But Chris isn't
taking his manora and going ten thousand feet above the
earth with the manora that he built from driftwood in
the side of the road. What Chris Okay, I guess
(35:39):
maybe that helps me understand a little. What Chris said
is it's the ultimate show of skill to not just
fly your own plane, build your own plane and go
up there in it. But I feel like maybe that
was one risk you probably didn't have to take, you know,
I think there are some risks that I get. And
(36:01):
I'm adventure guy. Remember I'm you just show me an
adventure and I'll dive into it because I'm going to
die with some stories. At the same time, I'm actually
not going to bungee jump in Mexico. And I like Mexico,
I'm just not going to do it. I understand that
they probably won't have the same safety set up that
I might get here in America, So some risks aren't
(36:22):
worth it. I might build my own plane, i might
fly my own plane, but I'm not gonna build the
plane that I then fly in for fear that something
may go wrong. Anyway, We're gonna move on because we
have to talk about Mike Pence getting in the race
and we'll talk more about this revolt happening. Did Jesse
(36:43):
nail it when he said that I'm talking to the
third person? How great is that? What Chris did? World
famous author Jesse Keldy the Showgun. Did he nail it
when he said the Tranning movement might save America? Hang on,
you'll find out