May 26, 2023 • 38 mins
Anheuser-Busch has been scrambling to make amends ever since their major screw-up and it's getting to the point where it's just sad. Why can't Trump ever admit he screwed up with Fauci and COVID? What does it take to run for office? Local elections are often the dirtiest, most contact ones.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to ask doctor Jesse Friday and where are my manners?
It's Friday, baby.
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Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, it's such a good show. This has got to
be the best show on Rade every single day. You
know who's not changing people's lives An heiser Busch anymore.
So we've been keeping you updated on the the Ennheiser
Busch stuff. And I have a couple of different things. One,
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there's an article out today. This is from the Daily Mail.
I'm just gonna read the headline verbatim, so you don't
think I'm hamming this up for radio. Okay, this is
verbatim what the headline says Budweiser teams up with Harley
Davidson for a very manly new advert as owner. Anheiser
Busch tries to recover from bud Light backlash over marketing
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campaign with transgender influencer Dylan mulvaney. Look bud Light, Budweiser,
Anheuser Busch Guys, Okay, you made a mistake. I get it.
You made a mistake. You screwed up. I get that.
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It's time to let us go. And look, we all
have screw ups in life, and some people have made
massive screw ups in life. One of my buddies, one
of my Marine Corps buddies, he he ended up getting married. Well,
he ended up spending some time in a before we
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would deploy to Iraq. He ended up going away a
lot on the weekends. I won't say where because I
don't want to risk any names getting coming out, coming
out during this whole thing, but he would go away
on the weekend with some friends. I was hanging out
with the different groups friends, but we were close and
they would go and enjoy dancing, ladies dancing. I'll put
it through that, ladies dancing. They were They would enjoy
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ladies dancing and one of these lady dancers found her
way into my buddy's heart, just just found her way
right into his heart. He just ended up really liking
her a lot, and he was head over heels for
he really was. And it didn't matter how much we
tried to tell him that. Dude, Okay, I mean, that's fine.
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You want to date for a little bit, enjoy yourself,
that's fine. Don't do don't do it, because we'd all
see it coming. We said, don't do it, don't do it.
Finally we get word we're going to Iraq. He runs
off the weekend before we leave. That's supposed to be
the weekend you go hang out with your parents or
stuff like that. Give you some time off, go say
you're goodbyes, because you don't know if you're going to die.
And he goes off with her and ties the knot
and gets married. He loves her. He comes back. We
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didn't know. To his credit, he didn't tell any of
us beforehand. He just came back and said, I got married.
We said, ah, to the to the dancer, you know
we're leaving, we're leaving, right, No, I love her, dude,
I had too. Okay, all right, well, I know you're
going to find this shocking, but it's not long. We're
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not too far into Iraq. When we were there, it
was before they kind of had bases and things like
that set up because we were there at the beginning.
So mail, there was a lag in the mail. But
eventually a couple months, if I remember right, he finds
out that she needed or wanted. I guess I don't
know all the details. She needed a new place to
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stay and picked up a roommate, a male roommate. She
was staying with another dude. Okay, she was staying with
another dude, and he was not only devastated, he was angry,
beyond belief. Angry beyond belief. Now, I know what you're saying.
The idiot had it coming. But we got home. When
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we finally got back, finally made it home. She would
do everything in her power. I remember him telling us
every story, everything in her power to try to win
him back. She wanted him back. She was sorry, she
was She was showing up at his house calling it
was sorry. It was endless I'm sorry, endless efforts to
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get him back. But the thing is, here's the reality
of it. She had already made made the mistake, and
maybe you've made one of these in your life. I
probably have made one of these in my vibe. She
had already done the bad thing. I don't even want
to say mistakes. She'd done the thing that was so
bad that reconciliation was not possible. And now these endless
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attempts to reconcile, not only are they not helping either
of you, they're really getting sad and embarrassing. And that
is exactly what Budweiser and bud Light are doing right now.
First you came out with the Americana Clydesdale Horses ads,
and then remember it was I think it was last week,
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was the Camouflage beer cans. Now it's hey, look we're
teaming up with Harley, Go America and go men. But
this is getting sad. Guys. Okay, you screwed up, and
you screwed up majorly, and it's cost I don't know
how many people their jobs are ready it'll end up
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costing many, many more of their jobs by the time
it's done. It was a monumental screw up. But there
are times in life, many times in life, where you've
screwed everything up in the only thing you can do,
and even this won't make it better. But the only
thing you can do is say I screwed up big time.
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I have no excuses. It won't ever happen again. I
regret it. I wished I hadn't done it. There are
sometimes many times in life that's the only thing you
can say. And even that, even that doesn't change the
fact you moved in with the dude like a week
after he left for Iraq. Even that doesn't change it.
But at least it's something, and at least it's not sad,
and at least it's just let's just own the whole thing.
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Just let us go, bud life, we're gone. You moved
in with another dude right after we left town, and
I know that you wish you hadn't done that now
and I can see all your endless efforts out there
trying to win back our hearts. But the thing is,
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no camouflage, beer cans or partners with Harder Davidson, none
of those, nothing can change what you did. Like I
have this email, Listen to this. You want to know
how much trouble they're in. El Hefe, a buddy I
have been friends with for twenty years, is from a
multi generational Anheuser Busch executive family, who have made a mess,
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who have made mass quantities of wealth off the brand.
In April, that was the beginning of the Dylan Molvaney stuff.
By the way, he sent me a message making light
of the Right being upset about Dylan mulvaney. It was
so clear that he didn't take our reactions seriously and
expected it to blow over in no time while they
continued to spit in the faces of their customer base.
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I asked him how things are going now, and not
only is it going terribly, his absolute shock that there
have been sustained boycotts slash back lashes is obvious definitely
the product of living in a cultural echo chamber. It
has never been more clear to me that the right
does have power when we have the cajones to wield it.
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I hope we don't back down now with Target, And
he said, screenshots are below, and he put screenshots of
the conversation he had with this guy, which I'm not
going to go into in case they either case the
guy's listening. I just don't want to go into all
the details of it, but I will actually defend your
bud Light or your Anheuser Busch friend. For a moment,
your Anheuser Busch friend was making light of the Right
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and the rights boycott with Dylan mulvaney because the Right
has never been able to sustain one of these. Ever,
I myself was mocking the Right, saying they won't be
able to keep it up the second the bud Light
stuff came down, and I've never been more thrilled to
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be wrong. The anti communists are taking over and the
right has had enough. Do you know that Target because
of all their chest spinder oh gosh, women's bathing suits
for boys stuff. You know that Target just lost nine
billion dollars in a week because of you. They're ripping
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down the pride displays in Southern stores and they're not
taking them all the way down. They're just stashing them
in the back of the store now, so they're not
right up front. But it's not enough. Target's next. People
have had enough. It's like I said on Wednesday Show,
I think the tranny stuff may have, in its own way,
saved the United States of America. It's quite possible it's
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saved this nation. The communist could not control himself. He
got to a point where he had enough or he
hadn't as much as he needed right now. But because
of his demonic, all encompassing, destructive nature, he couldn't make
himself stop or slow down. So it wasn't enough to
just add oh the game bye, No, it had to
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be okay, no tranny, that's okay, no no, no, no tranny
for kids. And that was the moment. That was the
moment where his destructive, demonic nature got him into trouble.
The Tasmanian devil finally ran into a bear he should
not have run into. That was the moment that might
have saved the country. Fantastic, make Target feel pain, don't
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ever shop in a Target again ever, and don't ever quit,
don't ever buy a bud light, don't ever do it.
Kill these companies for good so the next company thinks
about it. All right, all right, but remember it's not
enough to just not spend your money with the garbage
comedy companies. We have to be more purposeful with where
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we give our money, and we have to be more
purposeful with issues we care about. For instance, abortion. We
talked about abortion on the show. It's something I've always
talked about. Don't care if anyone doesn't like it. I'm
passionate about it, I always will be. But it's not
enough to say I'm pro life, stop abortion. That's not
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near enough. What are we doing to help educate people
who don't know any better that it's a baby. It's
a baby. You can yell that at her all you want.
How does she know everyone else's told her it's not.
Everyone else's told her. It's a compass cells it's a choice,
it's everything. That's why I love what Preborne does. They're
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not yelling and screaming, quite the opposite. They're giving here's
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you're a mom. Twenty eight bucks is what that ultrasound costs.
Give it to them. Preborn dot Com slash Jesse sponsored
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demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. It
is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and ask
dot com Jesse Friday. And we've got all kinds of
questions still to get to. Let's get to this one
because I've gotten I get these emails often it's well,
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this is what it said. It's very short, very plain, Jesse,
Why won't Trump admit he's screwed up with Fauci? Now,
there's two different ways to answer this question, and I'll
explain why. If you hate Donald Trump, you answer this
question by saying this. He won't say he's screwed up
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by firing Fauci because he's an arrogant, no at all
jerk who could never admit he was wrong about anything.
I actually don't agree with that. I well, hold on,
he may be ergant. I don't know about that, but
I don't agree that that's why he won't admit he
did anything wrong ever with COVID. I do not think
that's why. While that's a major issue I have with him,
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as I've laid out several times, I don't think that's
why I think, and I don't know that maybe I'm wrong.
I think Donald Trump thinks that he can't ever admit
he did anything wrong, or it's not only showing weakness,
it's giving the other side a club with which to
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beat him. That's what I think he thinks. From what
I've seen just gathering from trying to judge the body
language and things he says. I think he thinks to himself.
I can't say I screwed up with operation warp Speed.
I can't warp speed. I can't say I screwed up
not firing Fauci. I can't say I screwed up with
fifteen days of so the spread. I can't say I
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screwed up with those things, because if I do, the
Communists will use that as a weapon against me. I
think that's what he thinks. But then again, I'm not
a Trump. Peter that said, again, you vote the way
you want to vote. That said, I view COVID lockdowns
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as the greatest crime ever perpetuated against the American people
and everything else that came with those lockdowns. And I
don't mean day thirty, I mean day one. The very
idea that you should stop your country for a virus
is insane. It's tyrannical. I despise it. And then all
the death and misery that came from that, now, the
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inflation stuff that is still coming from printing five trillion dollars,
the economic ruin, the lives cause. I just I view
it as a crime committed against the American people, a crime.
So what I think is he thinks he can't come
out and say I was wrong. Okay, fine, right to
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think that that's not good enough for me. Period. That's
what I've said over and over and over again. All
I would need to hear, all I would need to
hear is even the tiniest amount of ownership of it,
and then I'm fine hammering it for Trump again. Instead,
he's still brad about it. Now when you brag about it.
Here's why I think he's making a mistake. This is
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not just my this is not just from my perspective.
I think he's making a critical political mistake that may
very well cost him the primary. When you if you
come up and own a mistake, people were oftentimes scared
to do this, but it's amazing how much people will.
He'll come closer to you than they were before after
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you make a mistake. I think I used this example before,
but it's a great one recently, where you're just talking
about bud light and target HK. Everyone knows some of
the greatest weapons out there HK. Everyone wants an HK.
They're super expensive, so I don't own any, but I've
always gacked at them. If you're a gun guy, you've
gakeed at them before. Maybe you own them. HK came
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out recently on social media. Apparently they had some woke
communist hag run their social media and she went off
on some I am woman, hear me roar thing total
sounded like a total card carrying feminist. What did HK do?
Did they go quiet? Nope? Did they ignore it? Nope?
Did they roll out a bunch of Americana ads like
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bud bud Light did nope? HK immediately came out boom
fired her, boom, She's gone. Now they had their new
people on social media. They're they're making fun of the
screw up and how big it was. They're making fun
of themselves for how badly they screwed up. Completely owned
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it and said we screwed up, We owned it. That
was a screw up. I'm telling you right now, I'm
probably gonna buy an HK within the year. I wasn't
even considering buying an HK because of the apology, because
of the ownership. That drew me closer to HK. That
didn't push me further away. It drew me closer. It
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didn't turn me off, It turned me on. And I
wish I'd put that differently, But you understand what I mean.
It drew me closer. But when Trump does things like
Bragg it we did everything perfectly. He just said that reasonly.
He did everything perfectly. When you say that, it's more
than just not apologizing. It's spitting in my face and
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insulting my intelligence. When you say, hey, I left it
up to the governor's that's their fault. That's more than
not apologizing. That's treating me like I'm an idiot. That's
insulting my intelligence. I find that to be insulting. That
is where I think the screw up is. And I'm
telling you it's going to be a problem if he
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can't make himself do it. Now, I believe that he
can make himself do it. I'm not saying I would
bank on it happening. I would bank on it not happening.
I believe he can make himself do it. It's not
like I need the guy to get on his knees
and bag I'm not naive. I don't need tears or
anything like that. I need you to own it. And
maybe the main reason I need you to own it
is how do I know you won't do it again?
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If you tell me he would never do it again.
I would have to ask you to show me how
exactly you know that. How can you know that when
he brags about what he did the last time? I
don't know that. So I think it's a mistake. And
I've told his people that. I've told him he's making
a mistake and he needs to change. He's this's a
big mistake. And a lot of his people are Greek,
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but they're not talking him into it. So it is
what it is, all right. It's a mistake for you
keep giving your dog dog food and thinking you're giving
them nutrition. That's your mistake. I know. I've made that
mistake my entire life, my entire life. I've made that mistake. Oh,
just give him. We'll get him higher quality dog food.
I really love this dog, so he gets the best
we can afford, right every time. But it was all dead.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
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alive are not brown. Dead things are brown. Things that
are alive are green. Pour rough greens on your dog's food.
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my dog. For my dog doesn't have digestive issues anymore.
Used to have them every single meal. I don't remember
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for your freedom every time. The Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show out here.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
On a Friday People's fly, the NIH warned of bio
safety concerns at Wuhan lab, where COVID nineteen may have originated.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh goody, Now, now hold on a second before we
get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. I want
to talk about this for a moment. I've seen recently
the head of the who came out and said there's
going to be another pandemic, could be worse than the
first one. I've seen Bill Gates, the Evil of Evils,
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say there's going to be another pandemic worse than the
first one. Now we're starting to get treated to these
safety concerns, and there may have already been a leak.
I'm just going to say this. Don't forget this, and
I don't look wherever you stand left, right, middle, if
you're a full blown comedy who hate listens to the show,
I just want every person listening to remember this. The
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people in power, the elites, the politicians, the big pharmas,
the tech bros, all the people who run the world,
they all loved COVID loved it. None of them got
sick and died. Wow, surprise, surprise, amazing how that worked out.
None of them got sick and died. All of them
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got richer, all of them got more powerful. While you
were struggling to make ends meet for two years, watching
your bank account empty and your mental health decline right
along with it, these people got richer, got more powerful,
enjoyed it a lot, enjoyed it to the point they
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might just want to have a do over on the
whole thing. Just keep that in mind the next time
they run to the television set and tell you about
Oh no, the monkey box isn't just for the navy.
The next time they do that, keep that in mind.
Remember that. Remember monkey pox. Remember how excited they got
about monkey pox. There's a new disease, monkey pox. And
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then people started figuring out in about five seconds. Oh
that's that's a disease that only seems to happen to
some people who make certain choice lifestyle choices, so we
don't have to worry about it. And then they tried
to deny that, no, no, they could happen to anybody,
and they said, no, it can't happen to anybody. It
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seems to just happen too a few people and a dog,
I do remember, a dog got it? And no one
wants to have that conversation. And we're just gonna move
right along, Jesse. If I want to get involved in
a local race, what are the tools I need? And
what's the best way to connect with you? All right, First,
you can't connect with me. We're never going to connect,
so forget about the connecting. To the second, what are
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the tools you need? Guts? That's all you need. You
need guts. It takes guts to run for office. It
takes guts to get involved and put yourself out there.
Because well, a wat to thing about these local races
that I talk about all the time, the local races
we need to win. People will dive into these and
sometimes I'll get emails from people saying, oh, my gosh,
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I had no idea that it would be this mean.
Local races are oftentimes meaner than the bigger races. Why
because it's your community. You are running into these people
at the grocery store, at your kids little league game,
it's where you live, and it can get personal that
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This is what I mean. I saw this once. Oh
my gosh. So this was a It wasn't city council,
it wasn't school board, county board of supervisors. There was
a county board of supervisors race. I'm not going to
tell you the name of the county. And it was
two people running against each other. A man and a
woman were running against each other for county board of supervisors.
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And that's a very important role in your local community,
by the way. So they're running for the same position,
running against each other. And I wouldn't have found out
about any of this. Now I knew about the race,
but I wouldn't have found out about how vicious it got.
Was it not for my wife because she's more apt
to track the Facebook stuff and what people were talking
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about there and things like that. So she comes to
me one day and she says, yes, so you gotta
check this out. It's amazing, I said, what is it?
What is it? So we sit down and we start
going through it. Well, first the candidates were arguing back
and forth online for everyone to see. They were arguing
back and forth about issues about about this thing or
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that thing or that thing. Okay, but then it started
to get really heated, and eventually the woman said something
about the dude. The dude had been divorced and said
something about that's the reason your let your wife left you.
It was something to that effect, and this is all
taking place online. Now. She only knew that because they
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lived in the same Oh I forgot to mention they
lived in the same neighborhood now not right, no, right,
not right next door, but the same neighborhood. So she
throws out, that's the reason your wife left you. I
won't go through all the details because I'm doing this
on the top of my head. I'll put it to
you this way. It devolved to the point the dude
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was blasting her kid because her kid didn't make the
honor rule in his his did and he didn't say stupid.
I forget what the word was, but he essentially told
her online, your son's an idiot or daughter. I forget
what she had. Yeah, you're moron, couldn't even make the honorable.
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That's what happens in local races. But then again, keep
in mind, that's part of taking power. Remember this. If look,
if you want to feel better about it, if I
just intimidated, you get yourself fired up because you're not
running for local office. Here's what you're doing. You're going
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out to conquer. You were going out on a mission
of conquest, a crusade if you will. There are people
who hold on to power, and they are abusing their power,
and they're doing wrong with their power, and they're not
going to give it up easily. And you must take
that power from them. You must lay siege to their cities.
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You must lay their armies to waste. And that's not
easy and that's not fast. When Genghis Khan shows up
at the doorstep of the Charismian Shaw and says, I
want this greatest city of yours, the Charisbian Shaw doesn't say, well,
I guess if you want it. I don't care about
being the Shaw anyway, Here you go, Genghis have a
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good time. No, he fights for it tooth and nail.
You are trying to take power from people who have power.
They're not going to hand it to you. They're not
going to thank you for it. They're going to treat
you like mud. Treat them back the same way. Don't
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go in worried about what you're gonna get, go in
thinking about how much fun you're gonna have. Give it
to that piece of trash who's destroying their seat of power.
That's how I always approached it, and that's why I
had such a good time. That's what it's such a
great time. I had a blast. Debates were the best. Jesse.
Why are Republicans spineless? That's a good question. Why are
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Republicans spineless? There's a lot to this, and as we've
discussed before, let's do keep in mind it is much
much much easier to tear down than it is to build.
Any one of those statues that have been taken down
from Roberty lead to Teddy Rooseveld's Those statues took people
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time to construct and mold and build, and it only
took a couple hours for the Antifa BLM animals to
tear the thing down and ruin it. It doesn't take
much time to destroy. So it's been easier for the communists.
The communists has had an easier road than we have
had because remember we have traded called ourselves conservatives, even
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though I don't use that term, because we were always
trying to conserve what we have. Let's hang on to it.
I like what we have. That's a that's a good thing.
They want to tear it all down and burn it
all down. So they have an easier mission than we
than we do. It's harder to do that. That's that's
part of it. That's part of the reason they look spineless.
But part of the reason they are spineless is they
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had it so good for so long. Remember this, if
you're a person on the right, the country really is yours.
America's values are your values. Those are the values of
the founding. They aren't. They aren't the values of today's Democrats.
Those are completely opposite of the founding of the country.
What you want is what the country should be. That's
what the founders wanted. So you've been able to luxuriate
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in a country that catered to you and what you
want because that's what the country was founded upon, their
constitution and rights and things like that. So that has
made us over time soft because that's just the kind
of country we had. But it's made them hard because
that was the kind of country they didn't want, so
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they had to harden up to tear it down. Makes sense.
It's almost as hard as drying off with your garbage towels.
That's one of the most difficult things is when you
have garbage towels when you're poor, when you're really poor
like I've been, and you have really crappy towels. Like
when I got out of the Marines, I didn't want
to spend any money on towels, and I didn't have
much money, so I went right down. I actually think
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it was the target man, that's said, and I got
some crappy towels. And I remember, even fresh out of
the Marines, thinking, this is the worst towel I've ever
toiled off with in my entire life. This actually physically hurts.
My pillow has six piece towels. That's and they're normally
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figured we finished this off. I don't want to brag,
all right, you know I wouldn't brag. That's not what
the oracle does. But you ready for this? Ready for this?
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Picked up my new glasses today, went and got some what, Chris,
I went and got some new I went and got
a new prescription for the glasses. Don't ask where they are, Chris,
don't ask. I moved them so you stopped looking at
them and making fun of me for them. I picked
up a new prescription glasses today because my eyes had
actually gotten a little worse, and so it had angered
me to the point where I had thrown my glass. Well,
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it doesn't matter. I didn't have glasses anymore. The sunglasses,
the prescription sunglasses that you drive around in. So I've
just been kind of driving and in case you're thinking
it's unsafe, it's not unsafe. I can see all the
red lights, I can see everything. I just can't I
can't really read any of the words that are out there.
The words, I admit are a little fuzzy, but I
think they're making these signs fuzzier these days. Either way,
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I've been driving around for quite a while there, and finally,
the prescription sunglasses came in and I put them on
on the way to the studio today, and it was
like it was like I was looking at a whole
new world. I was so oh, I know, Chris Hawkeye,
for sure, it was. I was so excited that I'm
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really embarrassed about this. I'm driving down the road into
my midlife crisis car towards the studio, and I'm looking
around and I found myself just looking at all the
different road signs to the right and left, just because
I could read them.
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Oh wow, that's a tax store. I didn't know whoa
Oh that's what that street's called. And I had this
little smile on my face. And then I caught myself
with a smile on my face. It's kind of embarrassing,
but not to rub my life in people's faces.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But I can see now. I can see now, doctor Jesse.
What did you eat for breakfast? That's keeping it pretty simple.
We got up today. Boys are out of school now,
so we got up today as a fam and we
went down and went on a long family walk. Then
we came back from that and we went right to
this little breakfast joint. There's this wonderful little breakfast joint
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in my town, the little family owned place, and I
got two eggs over easy. Well, I got two eggs
over easy, plus I added an extra over easy eggs,
so I guess that's three over easy eggs. And then
I got hash browns with onions and pickled jalapenos and
cheese mixed in with them. And then I got a
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sour dough toast, and as soon as it oh in
linked sausage, and as soon as it got to my plate,
I threw the eggs on the hash browns and mashed
it all up into a big bunch of yokey, cheesy,
deliciously goodness, and it was fantastic. Gosh, I'm starving again, Jesse.
What weapon was your favorite to use while in the
Marines when we did night shoots and you'd be we'd
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be out there on the mortar line and we'd be
shooting mortars and you're out there, you're putting, you're popping
out illumination rounds, and they're amazing what they do. They
light up everything in the battlefield. And then you're dropping
ag along with high explosive along with it, and then
the three eleven, the rifleman, the guys, they're right beside
you in the gunlines shooting their rounds down range with
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tracer rounds and stuff like that. It's the sickest thing
in the world. It was so much bringing fun, Jesse.
If you could time travel, which specific day in history
would you choose? Which specific day and history would you choose?
That's a tough question, because really that question comes down to, honestly,
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now tell me if I'm looking at this wrong. Doesn't
that question just come down to who would you kill? Chris? What?
What event would you want to see? But don't you
want to make the world a better place? Is this? Now?
Hold on? Is this witnessing an event or she said
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time travel? She said time travel. If it's just witnessing
an event, then yes, I would like to see Moses
come down with the Ten commandments and then you people
were mad, and then he had to throw home down
and everything, and I would like to see that. Yes,
you know, that's one of the things I really embarrassed
to say. Whenever people ask me this, I always think historical,
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and I leave the Bible out of history. How many
biblical stories would you want to see? Uh? Speaking of Moses,
I believe I would like to see somebody hold a
staff above their head and have God part the Red
Sea in front of them. Tell me that wouldn't be
the most what would even talk? That nothing would come
close to the topic that that. You know what, that's
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my answer, See Lord, that's my answer right there, Moses
parting the Red Sea. I wonder. I wonder what Moses's
tea levels were, Chris, I wonder if Moses was born today.
I wonder if we wouldn't need Chuck. I bet we wouldn't.
Now listen hear me out here, I bet we wouldn't
need Chuck. If God can work through Moses in part
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the Red Sea. Think what else Moses could do with
that that godly staff he used to carry around. They
would throw it down and turn into snakes and stuff
like that. I bet Moses could just touch you and go,
there you go. You're not low ta anymore. There you go.
You don't sound like Fred. Miss. I've always, in my
heart of hearts, have believed Fred. Come on, we got
Moses's staff for you being in that boom that he's like, Hey,
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in my heart of hearts, I've always believed. But since
he didn't have that, Fred sounds like soun I've always
in my heart of hearts have believed. I bet Moses
could have taken care of all of it. But sadly, sadly,
Moses is gone. So now we've got Chalk picking up
the mantle where Moses left off, selling us male vitality
stacks with natural herbal supplements that will increase our testosterone
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levels twenty percent in ninety days. We have female vitality
stacks for the ladies. Sorry, ladies, Moses could have helped
you too, but he's gone. But Chalk is here. Choq
dot com promo code Jesse gets you thirty five percent
off subscriptions Chuck dot Com promo code Jesse Jesse. Do
you think the trans shooter was the last straw for
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regular people in regards to the gender bs and boycotts? No,
I don't know about the shooter. The trans stuff, specifically
the trans stuff for kids, was the final straw. People
really didn't even care about drag queens. That you never
heard about drag queens a few years ago. You didn't
really care about trainings either. People don't care about that
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stuff until you insisted that it was for children. No,
no kids have to be here. No kids? Wait what Jesse,
how can you justify visiting three locations? He says, Houston
absolutely does not count on a book tour. There, that's
my question. Okay, it's an entire week. I'm still crisscrossing
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the country from Salt Lake to Pennsylvania, Houston, Florida. I'm
still going back and forth. I'm not a vagabond, Okay,
I have a how. I have a family, I have
a job. I might misshows that entire week for all
I know. I don't even know what the schedule is
like yet, that's the reality of it. I have things
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I need to do. I can't just take off whatever.
All right, all right, now you take that phone and
put it down. The weekend is here. All our problems
will be here on Monday. I gave you my word.
Don't enjoy time with your family and community. We will
be here Monday for a very special Memorial Day show
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to honor the fallen, and there'll be a bunch of
history in it too. That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show. I
want to ask doctor Jesse Friday and where are my manners?
It's Friday, baby.
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Speaker 1 (00:56):
Oh, it's such a good show. This has got to
be the best show on Rade every single day. You
know who's not changing people's lives An heiser Busch anymore.
So we've been keeping you updated on the the Ennheiser
Busch stuff. And I have a couple of different things. One,
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there's an article out today. This is from the Daily Mail.
I'm just gonna read the headline verbatim, so you don't
think I'm hamming this up for radio. Okay, this is
verbatim what the headline says Budweiser teams up with Harley
Davidson for a very manly new advert as owner. Anheiser
Busch tries to recover from bud Light backlash over marketing
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campaign with transgender influencer Dylan mulvaney. Look bud Light, Budweiser,
Anheuser Busch Guys, Okay, you made a mistake. I get it.
You made a mistake. You screwed up. I get that.
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It's time to let us go. And look, we all
have screw ups in life, and some people have made
massive screw ups in life. One of my buddies, one
of my Marine Corps buddies, he he ended up getting married. Well,
he ended up spending some time in a before we
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would deploy to Iraq. He ended up going away a
lot on the weekends. I won't say where because I
don't want to risk any names getting coming out, coming
out during this whole thing, but he would go away
on the weekend with some friends. I was hanging out
with the different groups friends, but we were close and
they would go and enjoy dancing, ladies dancing. I'll put
it through that, ladies dancing. They were They would enjoy
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ladies dancing and one of these lady dancers found her
way into my buddy's heart, just just found her way
right into his heart. He just ended up really liking
her a lot, and he was head over heels for
he really was. And it didn't matter how much we
tried to tell him that. Dude, Okay, I mean, that's fine.
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You want to date for a little bit, enjoy yourself,
that's fine. Don't do don't do it, because we'd all
see it coming. We said, don't do it, don't do it.
Finally we get word we're going to Iraq. He runs
off the weekend before we leave. That's supposed to be
the weekend you go hang out with your parents or
stuff like that. Give you some time off, go say
you're goodbyes, because you don't know if you're going to die.
And he goes off with her and ties the knot
and gets married. He loves her. He comes back. We
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didn't know. To his credit, he didn't tell any of
us beforehand. He just came back and said, I got married.
We said, ah, to the to the dancer, you know
we're leaving, we're leaving, right, No, I love her, dude,
I had too. Okay, all right, well, I know you're
going to find this shocking, but it's not long. We're
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not too far into Iraq. When we were there, it
was before they kind of had bases and things like
that set up because we were there at the beginning.
So mail, there was a lag in the mail. But
eventually a couple months, if I remember right, he finds
out that she needed or wanted. I guess I don't
know all the details. She needed a new place to
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stay and picked up a roommate, a male roommate. She
was staying with another dude. Okay, she was staying with
another dude, and he was not only devastated, he was angry,
beyond belief. Angry beyond belief. Now, I know what you're saying.
The idiot had it coming. But we got home. When
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we finally got back, finally made it home. She would
do everything in her power. I remember him telling us
every story, everything in her power to try to win
him back. She wanted him back. She was sorry, she
was She was showing up at his house calling it
was sorry. It was endless I'm sorry, endless efforts to
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get him back. But the thing is, here's the reality
of it. She had already made made the mistake, and
maybe you've made one of these in your life. I
probably have made one of these in my vibe. She
had already done the bad thing. I don't even want
to say mistakes. She'd done the thing that was so
bad that reconciliation was not possible. And now these endless
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attempts to reconcile, not only are they not helping either
of you, they're really getting sad and embarrassing. And that
is exactly what Budweiser and bud Light are doing right now.
First you came out with the Americana Clydesdale Horses ads,
and then remember it was I think it was last week,
(05:35):
was the Camouflage beer cans. Now it's hey, look we're
teaming up with Harley, Go America and go men. But
this is getting sad. Guys. Okay, you screwed up, and
you screwed up majorly, and it's cost I don't know
how many people their jobs are ready it'll end up
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costing many, many more of their jobs by the time
it's done. It was a monumental screw up. But there
are times in life, many times in life, where you've
screwed everything up in the only thing you can do,
and even this won't make it better. But the only
thing you can do is say I screwed up big time.
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I have no excuses. It won't ever happen again. I
regret it. I wished I hadn't done it. There are
sometimes many times in life that's the only thing you
can say. And even that, even that doesn't change the
fact you moved in with the dude like a week
after he left for Iraq. Even that doesn't change it.
But at least it's something, and at least it's not sad,
and at least it's just let's just own the whole thing.
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Just let us go, bud life, we're gone. You moved
in with another dude right after we left town, and
I know that you wish you hadn't done that now
and I can see all your endless efforts out there
trying to win back our hearts. But the thing is,
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no camouflage, beer cans or partners with Harder Davidson, none
of those, nothing can change what you did. Like I
have this email, Listen to this. You want to know
how much trouble they're in. El Hefe, a buddy I
have been friends with for twenty years, is from a
multi generational Anheuser Busch executive family, who have made a mess,
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who have made mass quantities of wealth off the brand.
In April, that was the beginning of the Dylan Molvaney stuff.
By the way, he sent me a message making light
of the Right being upset about Dylan mulvaney. It was
so clear that he didn't take our reactions seriously and
expected it to blow over in no time while they
continued to spit in the faces of their customer base.
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I asked him how things are going now, and not
only is it going terribly, his absolute shock that there
have been sustained boycotts slash back lashes is obvious definitely
the product of living in a cultural echo chamber. It
has never been more clear to me that the right
does have power when we have the cajones to wield it.
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I hope we don't back down now with Target, And
he said, screenshots are below, and he put screenshots of
the conversation he had with this guy, which I'm not
going to go into in case they either case the
guy's listening. I just don't want to go into all
the details of it, but I will actually defend your
bud Light or your Anheuser Busch friend. For a moment,
your Anheuser Busch friend was making light of the Right
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and the rights boycott with Dylan mulvaney because the Right
has never been able to sustain one of these. Ever,
I myself was mocking the Right, saying they won't be
able to keep it up the second the bud Light
stuff came down, and I've never been more thrilled to
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be wrong. The anti communists are taking over and the
right has had enough. Do you know that Target because
of all their chest spinder oh gosh, women's bathing suits
for boys stuff. You know that Target just lost nine
billion dollars in a week because of you. They're ripping
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down the pride displays in Southern stores and they're not
taking them all the way down. They're just stashing them
in the back of the store now, so they're not
right up front. But it's not enough. Target's next. People
have had enough. It's like I said on Wednesday Show,
I think the tranny stuff may have, in its own way,
saved the United States of America. It's quite possible it's
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saved this nation. The communist could not control himself. He
got to a point where he had enough or he
hadn't as much as he needed right now. But because
of his demonic, all encompassing, destructive nature, he couldn't make
himself stop or slow down. So it wasn't enough to
just add oh the game bye, No, it had to
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be okay, no tranny, that's okay, no no, no, no tranny
for kids. And that was the moment. That was the
moment where his destructive, demonic nature got him into trouble.
The Tasmanian devil finally ran into a bear he should
not have run into. That was the moment that might
have saved the country. Fantastic, make Target feel pain, don't
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ever shop in a Target again ever, and don't ever quit,
don't ever buy a bud light, don't ever do it.
Kill these companies for good so the next company thinks
about it. All right, all right, but remember it's not
enough to just not spend your money with the garbage
comedy companies. We have to be more purposeful with where
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we give our money, and we have to be more
purposeful with issues we care about. For instance, abortion. We
talked about abortion on the show. It's something I've always
talked about. Don't care if anyone doesn't like it. I'm
passionate about it, I always will be. But it's not
enough to say I'm pro life, stop abortion. That's not
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near enough. What are we doing to help educate people
who don't know any better that it's a baby. It's
a baby. You can yell that at her all you want.
How does she know everyone else's told her it's not.
Everyone else's told her. It's a compass cells it's a choice,
it's everything. That's why I love what Preborne does. They're
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not yelling and screaming, quite the opposite. They're giving here's
an ultrasound lay down. Listen to the heartbeat. See that mom,
you're a mom. Twenty eight bucks is what that ultrasound costs.
Give it to them. Preborn dot Com slash Jesse sponsored
by Preborn Miss Something. There's a podcast, get it on
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demand wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. It
is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday and ask
dot com Jesse Friday. And we've got all kinds of
questions still to get to. Let's get to this one
because I've gotten I get these emails often it's well,
(12:10):
this is what it said. It's very short, very plain, Jesse,
Why won't Trump admit he's screwed up with Fauci? Now,
there's two different ways to answer this question, and I'll
explain why. If you hate Donald Trump, you answer this
question by saying this. He won't say he's screwed up
(12:33):
by firing Fauci because he's an arrogant, no at all
jerk who could never admit he was wrong about anything.
I actually don't agree with that. I well, hold on,
he may be ergant. I don't know about that, but
I don't agree that that's why he won't admit he
did anything wrong ever with COVID. I do not think
that's why. While that's a major issue I have with him,
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as I've laid out several times, I don't think that's
why I think, and I don't know that maybe I'm wrong.
I think Donald Trump thinks that he can't ever admit
he did anything wrong, or it's not only showing weakness,
it's giving the other side a club with which to
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beat him. That's what I think he thinks. From what
I've seen just gathering from trying to judge the body
language and things he says. I think he thinks to himself.
I can't say I screwed up with operation warp Speed.
I can't warp speed. I can't say I screwed up
not firing Fauci. I can't say I screwed up with
fifteen days of so the spread. I can't say I
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screwed up with those things, because if I do, the
Communists will use that as a weapon against me. I
think that's what he thinks. But then again, I'm not
a Trump. Peter that said, again, you vote the way
you want to vote. That said, I view COVID lockdowns
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as the greatest crime ever perpetuated against the American people
and everything else that came with those lockdowns. And I
don't mean day thirty, I mean day one. The very
idea that you should stop your country for a virus
is insane. It's tyrannical. I despise it. And then all
the death and misery that came from that, now, the
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inflation stuff that is still coming from printing five trillion dollars,
the economic ruin, the lives cause. I just I view
it as a crime committed against the American people, a crime.
So what I think is he thinks he can't come
out and say I was wrong. Okay, fine, right to
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think that that's not good enough for me. Period. That's
what I've said over and over and over again. All
I would need to hear, all I would need to
hear is even the tiniest amount of ownership of it,
and then I'm fine hammering it for Trump again. Instead,
he's still brad about it. Now when you brag about it.
Here's why I think he's making a mistake. This is
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not just my this is not just from my perspective.
I think he's making a critical political mistake that may
very well cost him the primary. When you if you
come up and own a mistake, people were oftentimes scared
to do this, but it's amazing how much people will.
He'll come closer to you than they were before after
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you make a mistake. I think I used this example before,
but it's a great one recently, where you're just talking
about bud light and target HK. Everyone knows some of
the greatest weapons out there HK. Everyone wants an HK.
They're super expensive, so I don't own any, but I've
always gacked at them. If you're a gun guy, you've
gakeed at them before. Maybe you own them. HK came
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out recently on social media. Apparently they had some woke
communist hag run their social media and she went off
on some I am woman, hear me roar thing total
sounded like a total card carrying feminist. What did HK do?
Did they go quiet? Nope? Did they ignore it? Nope?
Did they roll out a bunch of Americana ads like
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bud bud Light did nope? HK immediately came out boom
fired her, boom, She's gone. Now they had their new
people on social media. They're they're making fun of the
screw up and how big it was. They're making fun
of themselves for how badly they screwed up. Completely owned
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it and said we screwed up, We owned it. That
was a screw up. I'm telling you right now, I'm
probably gonna buy an HK within the year. I wasn't
even considering buying an HK because of the apology, because
of the ownership. That drew me closer to HK. That
didn't push me further away. It drew me closer. It
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didn't turn me off, It turned me on. And I
wish I'd put that differently, But you understand what I mean.
It drew me closer. But when Trump does things like
Bragg it we did everything perfectly. He just said that reasonly.
He did everything perfectly. When you say that, it's more
than just not apologizing. It's spitting in my face and
(17:15):
insulting my intelligence. When you say, hey, I left it
up to the governor's that's their fault. That's more than
not apologizing. That's treating me like I'm an idiot. That's
insulting my intelligence. I find that to be insulting. That
is where I think the screw up is. And I'm
telling you it's going to be a problem if he
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can't make himself do it. Now, I believe that he
can make himself do it. I'm not saying I would
bank on it happening. I would bank on it not happening.
I believe he can make himself do it. It's not
like I need the guy to get on his knees
and bag I'm not naive. I don't need tears or
anything like that. I need you to own it. And
maybe the main reason I need you to own it
is how do I know you won't do it again?
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If you tell me he would never do it again.
I would have to ask you to show me how
exactly you know that. How can you know that when
he brags about what he did the last time? I
don't know that. So I think it's a mistake. And
I've told his people that. I've told him he's making
a mistake and he needs to change. He's this's a
big mistake. And a lot of his people are Greek,
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but they're not talking him into it. So it is
what it is, all right. It's a mistake for you
keep giving your dog dog food and thinking you're giving
them nutrition. That's your mistake. I know. I've made that
mistake my entire life, my entire life. I've made that mistake. Oh,
just give him. We'll get him higher quality dog food.
I really love this dog, so he gets the best
we can afford, right every time. But it was all dead.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Dog food is dead because it's brown. Things that are
alive are not brown. Dead things are brown. Things that
are alive are green. Pour rough greens on your dog's food.
Created by naturopathic doctor Dennis Black green Beret by the way,
he loves dogs. He wanted his dogs to live longer
and live healthier and that's what rough Greens does for
(19:09):
my dog. For my dog doesn't have digestive issues anymore.
Used to have them every single meal. I don't remember
last time he's had one. They're giving out free Jumpstart
trial bags. All you pay for is the shipping. You
have to go to Roughgreens dot com, slash Jesse or
call them eight three three three three. My dog fighting
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for your freedom every time. The Jesse Kelly Show. It
is the Jesse Kelly Show out here.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
On a Friday People's fly, the NIH warned of bio
safety concerns at Wuhan lab, where COVID nineteen may have originated.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh goody, Now, now hold on a second before we
get back to the ask doctor Jesse questions. I want
to talk about this for a moment. I've seen recently
the head of the who came out and said there's
going to be another pandemic, could be worse than the
first one. I've seen Bill Gates, the Evil of Evils,
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say there's going to be another pandemic worse than the
first one. Now we're starting to get treated to these
safety concerns, and there may have already been a leak.
I'm just going to say this. Don't forget this, and
I don't look wherever you stand left, right, middle, if
you're a full blown comedy who hate listens to the show,
I just want every person listening to remember this. The
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people in power, the elites, the politicians, the big pharmas,
the tech bros, all the people who run the world,
they all loved COVID loved it. None of them got
sick and died. Wow, surprise, surprise, amazing how that worked out.
None of them got sick and died. All of them
(20:59):
got richer, all of them got more powerful. While you
were struggling to make ends meet for two years, watching
your bank account empty and your mental health decline right
along with it, these people got richer, got more powerful,
enjoyed it a lot, enjoyed it to the point they
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might just want to have a do over on the
whole thing. Just keep that in mind the next time
they run to the television set and tell you about
Oh no, the monkey box isn't just for the navy.
The next time they do that, keep that in mind.
Remember that. Remember monkey pox. Remember how excited they got
about monkey pox. There's a new disease, monkey pox. And
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then people started figuring out in about five seconds. Oh
that's that's a disease that only seems to happen to
some people who make certain choice lifestyle choices, so we
don't have to worry about it. And then they tried
to deny that, no, no, they could happen to anybody,
and they said, no, it can't happen to anybody. It
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seems to just happen too a few people and a dog,
I do remember, a dog got it? And no one
wants to have that conversation. And we're just gonna move
right along, Jesse. If I want to get involved in
a local race, what are the tools I need? And
what's the best way to connect with you? All right, First,
you can't connect with me. We're never going to connect,
so forget about the connecting. To the second, what are
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the tools you need? Guts? That's all you need. You
need guts. It takes guts to run for office. It
takes guts to get involved and put yourself out there.
Because well, a wat to thing about these local races
that I talk about all the time, the local races
we need to win. People will dive into these and
sometimes I'll get emails from people saying, oh, my gosh,
(22:51):
I had no idea that it would be this mean.
Local races are oftentimes meaner than the bigger races. Why
because it's your community. You are running into these people
at the grocery store, at your kids little league game,
it's where you live, and it can get personal that
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This is what I mean. I saw this once. Oh
my gosh. So this was a It wasn't city council,
it wasn't school board, county board of supervisors. There was
a county board of supervisors race. I'm not going to
tell you the name of the county. And it was
two people running against each other. A man and a
woman were running against each other for county board of supervisors.
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And that's a very important role in your local community,
by the way. So they're running for the same position,
running against each other. And I wouldn't have found out
about any of this. Now I knew about the race,
but I wouldn't have found out about how vicious it got.
Was it not for my wife because she's more apt
to track the Facebook stuff and what people were talking
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about there and things like that. So she comes to
me one day and she says, yes, so you gotta
check this out. It's amazing, I said, what is it?
What is it? So we sit down and we start
going through it. Well, first the candidates were arguing back
and forth online for everyone to see. They were arguing
back and forth about issues about about this thing or
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that thing or that thing. Okay, but then it started
to get really heated, and eventually the woman said something
about the dude. The dude had been divorced and said
something about that's the reason your let your wife left you.
It was something to that effect, and this is all
taking place online. Now. She only knew that because they
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lived in the same Oh I forgot to mention they
lived in the same neighborhood now not right, no, right,
not right next door, but the same neighborhood. So she
throws out, that's the reason your wife left you. I
won't go through all the details because I'm doing this
on the top of my head. I'll put it to
you this way. It devolved to the point the dude
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was blasting her kid because her kid didn't make the
honor rule in his his did and he didn't say stupid.
I forget what the word was, but he essentially told
her online, your son's an idiot or daughter. I forget
what she had. Yeah, you're moron, couldn't even make the honorable.
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That's what happens in local races. But then again, keep
in mind, that's part of taking power. Remember this. If look,
if you want to feel better about it, if I
just intimidated, you get yourself fired up because you're not
running for local office. Here's what you're doing. You're going
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out to conquer. You were going out on a mission
of conquest, a crusade if you will. There are people
who hold on to power, and they are abusing their power,
and they're doing wrong with their power, and they're not
going to give it up easily. And you must take
that power from them. You must lay siege to their cities.
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You must lay their armies to waste. And that's not
easy and that's not fast. When Genghis Khan shows up
at the doorstep of the Charismian Shaw and says, I
want this greatest city of yours, the Charisbian Shaw doesn't say, well,
I guess if you want it. I don't care about
being the Shaw anyway, Here you go, Genghis have a
(26:30):
good time. No, he fights for it tooth and nail.
You are trying to take power from people who have power.
They're not going to hand it to you. They're not
going to thank you for it. They're going to treat
you like mud. Treat them back the same way. Don't
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go in worried about what you're gonna get, go in
thinking about how much fun you're gonna have. Give it
to that piece of trash who's destroying their seat of power.
That's how I always approached it, and that's why I
had such a good time. That's what it's such a
great time. I had a blast. Debates were the best. Jesse.
Why are Republicans spineless? That's a good question. Why are
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Republicans spineless? There's a lot to this, and as we've
discussed before, let's do keep in mind it is much
much much easier to tear down than it is to build.
Any one of those statues that have been taken down
from Roberty lead to Teddy Rooseveld's Those statues took people
(27:38):
time to construct and mold and build, and it only
took a couple hours for the Antifa BLM animals to
tear the thing down and ruin it. It doesn't take
much time to destroy. So it's been easier for the communists.
The communists has had an easier road than we have
had because remember we have traded called ourselves conservatives, even
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though I don't use that term, because we were always
trying to conserve what we have. Let's hang on to it.
I like what we have. That's a that's a good thing.
They want to tear it all down and burn it
all down. So they have an easier mission than we
than we do. It's harder to do that. That's that's
part of it. That's part of the reason they look spineless.
But part of the reason they are spineless is they
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had it so good for so long. Remember this, if
you're a person on the right, the country really is yours.
America's values are your values. Those are the values of
the founding. They aren't. They aren't the values of today's Democrats.
Those are completely opposite of the founding of the country.
What you want is what the country should be. That's
what the founders wanted. So you've been able to luxuriate
(28:45):
in a country that catered to you and what you
want because that's what the country was founded upon, their
constitution and rights and things like that. So that has
made us over time soft because that's just the kind
of country we had. But it's made them hard because
that was the kind of country they didn't want, so
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they had to harden up to tear it down. Makes sense.
It's almost as hard as drying off with your garbage towels.
That's one of the most difficult things is when you
have garbage towels when you're poor, when you're really poor
like I've been, and you have really crappy towels. Like
when I got out of the Marines, I didn't want
to spend any money on towels, and I didn't have
much money, so I went right down. I actually think
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it was the target man, that's said, and I got
some crappy towels. And I remember, even fresh out of
the Marines, thinking, this is the worst towel I've ever
toiled off with in my entire life. This actually physically hurts.
My pillow has six piece towels. That's and they're normally
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It's easy to find at Jesse kellybook dot com. That's
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ordered like soon Jesse kellybook dot com. Now before I
get back to the ass, doctor Jesse questions and we
figured we finished this off. I don't want to brag,
all right, you know I wouldn't brag. That's not what
the oracle does. But you ready for this? Ready for this?
(31:15):
Picked up my new glasses today, went and got some what, Chris,
I went and got some new I went and got
a new prescription for the glasses. Don't ask where they are, Chris,
don't ask. I moved them so you stopped looking at
them and making fun of me for them. I picked
up a new prescription glasses today because my eyes had
actually gotten a little worse, and so it had angered
me to the point where I had thrown my glass. Well,
(31:37):
it doesn't matter. I didn't have glasses anymore. The sunglasses,
the prescription sunglasses that you drive around in. So I've
just been kind of driving and in case you're thinking
it's unsafe, it's not unsafe. I can see all the
red lights, I can see everything. I just can't I
can't really read any of the words that are out there.
The words, I admit are a little fuzzy, but I
think they're making these signs fuzzier these days. Either way,
(31:59):
I've been driving around for quite a while there, and finally,
the prescription sunglasses came in and I put them on
on the way to the studio today, and it was
like it was like I was looking at a whole
new world. I was so oh, I know, Chris Hawkeye,
for sure, it was. I was so excited that I'm
(32:20):
really embarrassed about this. I'm driving down the road into
my midlife crisis car towards the studio, and I'm looking
around and I found myself just looking at all the
different road signs to the right and left, just because
I could read them.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Oh wow, that's a tax store. I didn't know whoa
Oh that's what that street's called. And I had this
little smile on my face. And then I caught myself
with a smile on my face. It's kind of embarrassing,
but not to rub my life in people's faces.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
But I can see now. I can see now, doctor Jesse.
What did you eat for breakfast? That's keeping it pretty simple.
We got up today. Boys are out of school now,
so we got up today as a fam and we
went down and went on a long family walk. Then
we came back from that and we went right to
this little breakfast joint. There's this wonderful little breakfast joint
(33:06):
in my town, the little family owned place, and I
got two eggs over easy. Well, I got two eggs
over easy, plus I added an extra over easy eggs,
so I guess that's three over easy eggs. And then
I got hash browns with onions and pickled jalapenos and
cheese mixed in with them. And then I got a
(33:28):
sour dough toast, and as soon as it oh in
linked sausage, and as soon as it got to my plate,
I threw the eggs on the hash browns and mashed
it all up into a big bunch of yokey, cheesy,
deliciously goodness, and it was fantastic. Gosh, I'm starving again, Jesse.
What weapon was your favorite to use while in the
Marines when we did night shoots and you'd be we'd
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be out there on the mortar line and we'd be
shooting mortars and you're out there, you're putting, you're popping
out illumination rounds, and they're amazing what they do. They
light up everything in the battlefield. And then you're dropping
ag along with high explosive along with it, and then
the three eleven, the rifleman, the guys, they're right beside
you in the gunlines shooting their rounds down range with
(34:13):
tracer rounds and stuff like that. It's the sickest thing
in the world. It was so much bringing fun, Jesse.
If you could time travel, which specific day in history
would you choose? Which specific day and history would you choose?
That's a tough question, because really that question comes down to, honestly,
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now tell me if I'm looking at this wrong. Doesn't
that question just come down to who would you kill? Chris? What?
What event would you want to see? But don't you
want to make the world a better place? Is this? Now?
Hold on? Is this witnessing an event or she said
(34:56):
time travel? She said time travel. If it's just witnessing
an event, then yes, I would like to see Moses
come down with the Ten commandments and then you people
were mad, and then he had to throw home down
and everything, and I would like to see that. Yes,
you know, that's one of the things I really embarrassed
to say. Whenever people ask me this, I always think historical,
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and I leave the Bible out of history. How many
biblical stories would you want to see? Uh? Speaking of Moses,
I believe I would like to see somebody hold a
staff above their head and have God part the Red
Sea in front of them. Tell me that wouldn't be
the most what would even talk? That nothing would come
close to the topic that that. You know what, that's
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my answer, See Lord, that's my answer right there, Moses
parting the Red Sea. I wonder. I wonder what Moses's
tea levels were, Chris, I wonder if Moses was born today.
I wonder if we wouldn't need Chuck. I bet we wouldn't.
Now listen hear me out here, I bet we wouldn't
need Chuck. If God can work through Moses in part
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the Red Sea. Think what else Moses could do with
that that godly staff he used to carry around. They
would throw it down and turn into snakes and stuff
like that. I bet Moses could just touch you and go,
there you go. You're not low ta anymore. There you go.
You don't sound like Fred. Miss. I've always, in my
heart of hearts, have believed Fred. Come on, we got
Moses's staff for you being in that boom that he's like, Hey,
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in my heart of hearts, I've always believed. But since
he didn't have that, Fred sounds like soun I've always
in my heart of hearts have believed. I bet Moses
could have taken care of all of it. But sadly, sadly,
Moses is gone. So now we've got Chalk picking up
the mantle where Moses left off, selling us male vitality
stacks with natural herbal supplements that will increase our testosterone
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levels twenty percent in ninety days. We have female vitality
stacks for the ladies. Sorry, ladies, Moses could have helped
you too, but he's gone. But Chalk is here. Choq
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off subscriptions Chuck dot Com promo code Jesse Jesse. Do
you think the trans shooter was the last straw for
(37:08):
regular people in regards to the gender bs and boycotts? No,
I don't know about the shooter. The trans stuff, specifically
the trans stuff for kids, was the final straw. People
really didn't even care about drag queens. That you never
heard about drag queens a few years ago. You didn't
really care about trainings either. People don't care about that
(37:28):
stuff until you insisted that it was for children. No,
no kids have to be here. No kids? Wait what Jesse,
how can you justify visiting three locations? He says, Houston
absolutely does not count on a book tour. There, that's
my question. Okay, it's an entire week. I'm still crisscrossing
(37:50):
the country from Salt Lake to Pennsylvania, Houston, Florida. I'm
still going back and forth. I'm not a vagabond, Okay,
I have a how. I have a family, I have
a job. I might misshows that entire week for all
I know. I don't even know what the schedule is
like yet, that's the reality of it. I have things
(38:11):
I need to do. I can't just take off whatever.
All right, all right, now you take that phone and
put it down. The weekend is here. All our problems
will be here on Monday. I gave you my word.
Don't enjoy time with your family and community. We will
be here Monday for a very special Memorial Day show
(38:32):
to honor the fallen, and there'll be a bunch of
history in it too. That's all.
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