Guns, Mortars, and Cannons

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun
on a Friday and ask Doctor Jesse Friday, and it's
going to be a doozy. Why Well, I have a
whole stack, a gigantic stack of ask Doctor Jesse questions here.
People want to know about. Why is everyone on their

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phones all the time? How did I end up on
the radio in Minnesota? Manners and kids? Is that two?
Over the top? China Talk? New York Talk? All that
and much much more coming up tonight on The Jesse
Kelly Show. But before I get to the questions, and

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I'm gonna get to them here in just a second,
I do want to address a couple of things. One, remember,
I have a soundboard now that allows me to play
whatever I want, whenever I want, and I've been obnoxious
about it since we got here. Chris has apparently loaded
up two new sounds. He won't tell me what they are,
so you and I are gonna find out right now together.

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One of them is Chris that's so immature, all right,
That's one of them. The second one is what is
that supposed to be? Chris? That is not an M
one grand When the clip comes out? That is not

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how it's all right. Hold on, he says. This is
the rifle, the M one grand. When the clip comes
out of it, I guess maybe on a concrete floor.
I just every time I've ever done what I've been
out on the dirt or the grass, so I'm not
used to the clanging when it hits the ground. You
know what, I support it. You know what I support
the sound, Chris. Of course, no surprise. You screwed up

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the execution. We just need the sound from now on.
I like that. I like in case you're wondering, maybe
you're not a military buff or firearm buff, and that's fine.
The M one grand, that's the weapon you saw used
a lot by the Marines in the World War Two.
It's the long one it's got. It carries about an

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eight roll, not about carries an eight round clip. Normally
they're called magazines. This one actually was a clip. The
rounds just clip into it and you fire it. Pee
pee pew. That's the sounds, Chris, Oh wait, I can
do this sounds never mind, it goes and then ten
and then the clip comes out. See it's gonna be
a great show tonight on the Jesse Kelly Show. All
right now, before we get into all the fun and

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the questions and everything else, we do have to talk
about something a little heavier. I was brewing on something today.
In fact, I was actually texting back and forth with
my sister about it earlier. You remember when Nancy Pelosi
stepped up yesterday and gave this advice to our Olympic athletes.
I would say, to our athletes, you're there to compete,

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do not risk incurring the anger of the Chinese government
because they are ruthless. I know there is a temptation
on the part of some to speak out while they
are there. I respect that, but I also worry about
what the Chinese government might do to their reputations to

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them families. Okay, I played that last night a couple
times for you. You were horrified. I was horrified. I know.
I'm looking at the emails horrified. The Speaker of the House.
Not only we sending our olympians there, We're sending our
athletes there, which in and of itself is absurd. The
entire world should be boycotting the Beijing Olympics that we
gave China the Olympics after all the crap they've pulled

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is unbelievable. But that aside. The Speaker of the House
is telling our athletes, hey, mind your p's and q's
over there. I'd hate for you to get in rubble.
I was horrified. I'm horrified, but don't worry. I'm going
somewhere with this. I'm going somewhere. Just hang with me
for a second. Obviously, they heard a lot of the outrage,
a lot of the outrage. It wasn't just you and

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me horrified. Lots of people were so immediately the system
begin to lock shields and back Nancy Pelosi up, this
is CBS. But did you hear Nancy Pelosi used the
word ruthless. I think if I was an athlete, I
might just pay attention to that. Yeah, I think the
US government's saying we got this, we were aware of
the abuses, and we're paying attention. Bigger the stage, bigger

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the statement. That's right, exactly right. Okay, Now let's move on, Well,
same subject, let's move on. We had the opening ceremonies.
I don't understand how the time change works because I
don't do research for the show. I think this was
a week ago, but it aired on TV yesterday. I
don't know I think it's Christmas time in China right now.

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I don't understand how all this stuff works, but I
do know. This is nb See I'm going to play
you a couple talking points. This is NBC. That's an
American television company. I think it's the biggest one in
the United States of America. This is how they talk
about China. And keep in mind when she brings up

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the Wigers here, remember who the wagers are. There's a
region of China where there's a population there of Muslims.
They're Muslim wigers China. They're communists. They don't get down
with religion. Communists must destroy all religions no matter what,
because you can only worship the state in communism. So

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they have these wagers and concentration camps. This is an
open secret. The whole world knows about this. And these
concentration camps, as you can imagine, not good Oregon harvesting.
They have these wagers. They're not only forcibly re educating them,
if that's what you want to say. They're harvesting their organs,

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the women, the things that happen into the women in
these camps. There's not something I'm going to go into here.
It's a family show. Use your imagination. It's not a
pleasant experience. This is not happening. Oh Hitler's time. Oh
that must have been the fifteen hundreds. Right now, as
you hear the sound of my voice, there is probably

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some woman going through hell in a Chinese concentration camp.
This is NBC. This moment's quite provocative. It's a statement
from the Chinese president, she Hinping to choose an athlete
from the weaker minority. It is an in your face
response to those Western nations, including the US, who have

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called this Chinese treatment of that group genocide and diplomatically
boycotted these games. There will be much discussion about this
and in your face to the West. In case you're
wondering what she was talking about, Jijin Ping brought out
a weaker olympian and had this person light the torch.

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Be one of the two people who lit the torch. Okay,
So you, because you have a brain that's above a gerbil,
you understand exactly what that is. That's jijin Ping rubbing
it in everyone's face. That's gijine Ping doing blatant propaganda.
Blatant propaganda. Oh hey, hey, look at us. The wagers

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are fine. Look we got one light in the torch.
This is standard Chinese communist propaganda. Remember one of the
Chinese female Olympians came out recently and she blasted a
high up communist official there for allegedly assaulting her terribly.
And then she just kind of disappeared for a while,
and then eventually she appeared again and she was sitting

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around a table with her family and they had cameras there,
and we're so happy, guys, Look how happy we are.
This is an evil regime. But this is about America,
all right, This is about America, because this was also NBC. Yeah,
it's worth remembering that while Western countries maybe boycotting these
Olympics over human rights issues, China styles itself as a

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champion of the developing world, and it has plenty of
supporting countries from Africa to Latin America, where it's investments
of building up local economies. Again that's NBC. Oh, you
know they say China is bad, but yeah, I guess
guess you haven't talked to Africa. What happened to us

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as a country? When did this happen? How did this happen?
How did we become so weak, pathetic and anti American.
So how do we become so anti freedom? How did
we go from being the bold, you know, city on

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a hill to just being a bunch of communist lick spittles.
When did that happen? I'll tell you what. You're looking
for someone to blame for that. Look at the schools
in this country. Look at the schools. And I don't
just mean the communist universities, look at the grade schools.

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This goes all the way down to K through twelve.
When you have a population where so many people hate
the country they live in the only explanation for that
is they have been taught to hate the country they
live in. That's how we ended up here, That's how
we ended up with I don't know, non patriots isn't

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even a word. I don't think I can say that,
But that's how we ended up with a bunch of
people who hate the place and positions of major power
and influence in this country. Speaker of the House, reporters, actors, athletes,
professors all across the board, FBI agents, dj CIA, NSA,
state Department, your Republicans, every Democrat, all of them think

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this place sucks. And now the whole world gets to
see it too. As we prostrate ourselves before China. Make
sure you're on your best behavior, guys. I don't want
to make the Chinese mad. Who who that'd be scary.
We can't do anything about that. Man. What a pathetic
state of affairs this country is in right now? Goly

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it steams me. You know, it's a Friday. I don't
want to get bad. It's a Friday. Even though I
have some Eric Adams audio. I'm gonna play you next,
and your head's probably gonna pop off, but it's still
gonna ask doctor Jesse Friday. We're gonna get to your questions.
But first, let's talk about some gold thirty trillion. I
don't have any nice way to put that to you.
That's our national debt thirty three zero thirty trillion. You

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(11:56):
I have a ton of questions and I'm gonna get
to them here and just to say, can we just
have to just have to clean up a few things first?
Everything seems so broken right now, right because every everything
Democrats run, it just turns insane, It turns to dust.
You remember we made fun of Joe Biden a lot
yesterday for his insane He went up to New York

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met with Eric Adams and remember New York. Obviously I
don't have to tell you ravaged my crime right now,
everyone can read the headlines. Joe Biden sits up there
and he's saying stuff like this, we want to crack
down on the flow of far arms used to commit
violence that includes taking on and shutting down gun dealers
for any of the press, any of the Okay, just

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just positive for one second. Who who are the rogue
gun dealers? Does anyone ever think to ask questions about this? Oh,
we're gonna get to Eric Adams's audio here in a second,
But rogue gun dealers? Chris, I don't know about you,
but I actually wouldn't mind knowing some rogue gun dealers.
But I don't know any I mean, I know there
are a bunch of gun shops. I know there are

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a bunch of guns shows that people who've never been
to think you can just walk in and walk out
of there with a Gatlin gun, which actually that sounds awesome,
all right, But never mind? Who are the road gun dealers?
Every single thing they say is a lie, And because
we have no media at all, nobody calls these people
on it. What road gun dealers? What are you talking about?

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Anybody kept continuing, and this doesn't violate anybody's Second Amendment. Right,
there's no violation of a Second Amendment. Right. We talked
like there's no amendment. It's absolute. When the amendment was passed,
it didn't say anybody can own a gun and any
kind of gun and any kind of weapon. You couldn't
buy a cannon and when this amendment was passed, and

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so no reason why I should be able to buy
certain assault weapons. But that's another issue. Okay, Yeah, you
could buy a cannon. Again, we went over this last night.
You could buy a cannon. In fact, you could buy
a cannon and a warship and you could put said
cannons on the warship. Gosh, if I was rich, I
would totally have a warship. That reminds me, Chris, did
you see? I gotta make sure I send it to you.

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There is an old missile silo in Kansas that's for sale.
You saw it? You saw? Are you the one who
sent it to me? Oh? You know what? We need
to get that on the Show's get that on the
show's Instagram page and Twitter page at Jesse Kelly's Show
on Twitter and at Jesse Kelly Show on Instagram. These
idiots run in our phone screen or run the Twitter

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page and Instagram page. It's something like three hundred and
forty eight thousand dollars. So obviously we're not gonna be
buying that anytime soon. Oh yeah, it's surprisingly cheap, Chris,
you wouldn't pay three hundred forty eight cents for something,
let alone three hundred forty eight thousand dollars. Don't tell
me it's cheap. I can't afford it. What do you
want me to do? Man? If I was rich, though,
I would totally buy that missile silo. Imagine how fun,

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how much fun we could have playing in that thing.
I mean it did look a little rusty and stuff
like that. Imagine hide and seek in a missile silo.
Oh be so sweet? All right, and don't get me distracted.
Right now before I forget Here is Eric Adams, obviously
new mayor of New York parroting this very very odd
claim that people are dying in New York because of guns.

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We need to have the justice we deserve, but the
safety we need, and we need to tweak some of
the legislation that we have witnessed to take an account
the public safety aspect of it. You are watching the
erosion of American cities because there's a mindset in our
cities that any and everything goes there's no form of order.

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This is unacceptable, and too many young people believe it
is permissible. In all, kay, all right to carry a firearm,
because that's the tone we have set, and we have
to stop that tone again. Where are the journalists to
ask the details? Okay? Joe Biden? Okay, Eric Adams tell

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me then, this is such a simple question. It doesn't
take being a Republican. Tell me which gun law would
have stopped which crime? Anyone? I mean when we heard
Joe Biden yesterday going off, I mean a glock with
forty rounds, you know, futures cut short by a man

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with a stolen glock with forty rounds. A magazine with
forty rounds. Okay, a stolen glock with a forty round
mag Should we make stealing glocks illegal? It already sounds
like it's awfully illegal. Joe, you see what I mean?
There are no answers ever, and even one or two

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questions unravels the entire argument every single time with these communists.
You know why people were dying in droves in New
York City because you keep bailing dirt balls out of jail.
You're not holding the bad guys in jail. The cops
go out, they know who the bad guys are. They
arrest the bad guys they're almost always multi time felons.

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The guys go to jail, have a cup of coffee,
and they're right back out on the street. That's why
people were dying in droves in New York. It has
nothing to do with guns. All that and the fact
you decided to attack police. And it's not a New
York thing. This is every city in America. They're all dumps. Now. Gosh,
it sucks getting myself fired up. I shouldn't be fired

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up on a Friday, Chris. It's an ask doctor Jesse Friday,
how any you know what? Let's get to some questions.
We're gonna get to some questions. I want to focus
more about on me for the rest of the show. What, Chris,
When I focus on me, it puts me in a
good mood. You understand, You wouldn't understand what that's like
high psych Doc Jesse. In New York City streets, you
won't see anyone under let's say the age of thirty

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who's not obsessively staring into their cell phones. When they
hit a corner, wait for a green light, still staring
into their phones, they won't cross until they see in
their peripheral vision other pedestrians crossing. I've seen this so
many times. By the way, I'm old, and for the
most and for most of my life, if there were
no cell phones, these people kind of creep me out.

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So I've often considered crossing the street as traffic was coming,
stop and see if the phone stairs would follow my
lead and walk into the street and get splattered. Gosh,
he said, do such thoughts make me an evil? Person? Said,
I don't care if you use my name. His name
is Greg. Okay, No, I mean I wouldn't do that

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because we really don't want anyone mangled. But I do
have a couple thoughts on this. We all do stare
at our phones too much now. The odd part is
so much of my career now is on my phone.
I have to gather information on my phone. I have
to answer emails, I have to answer texts. I have
to do well. I have to It does a lot.

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It does a lot. I mean, I lost my wallet
one time. Turns out one of the kids stole it.
I know, that's a shock. No, he didn't steal it
to make off of it. He stoics he was building
something and it was the perfect shape. I know that
I have weird kids. But I got to pay for
things on my phone. You just kind of cold it
up to something. The guy said, why do you have
this paything? And I held it up and it worked,

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So I mean I get that. But there is a downside,
and a gigantic downside. I'll explain it in a second.
It is the Jesse Kelly's show. I'm gonna get back

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to my talk about staring at our phones in a second. Chris,
back to this debate we've had a thousand times. That
was obviously that band is the Guess Who. It's a
legendary song. It is a Canadian band, which it's not
that I have anything against Canadian bands or Canadians, but
take something away from the American woman's side of it.

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Who did it better? Guess Who? Or Lenny Kravitz? Chris?
Do you have a little Lenny Kravitz? Play? It? Got? Mom?
Spend my time going at all with you? Now? I
think it was Lenny Man? Was it? Lenny? Chris is

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out out of line? I mean, you know what does
it for me? The guitar. It's got kind of a
little bit more nasty guitar in it. I liked it.
I liked it. Look, these are the heavy debates we
have here on The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday.
Chris is the one who loaded these sounds on the soundboard.
That's not my fault. Chris is the one who did that.
Every single time I play something on this soundboard, I

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want you to understand, it's Chris's fault. Jesse at Jesse
Kelly Show dot COM's email address. Remember all your emails,
every single one, They all go right to Chris. Back
to what we were talking about, guys said, he's walking
through New York City all the time. Everyone's staring at
their phones. One thing, I want you to understand what
you probably do. It's just not unique to New York City.

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It's everywhere. Now. I was talking to a NASA astronaut,
you know, so we're basically on the brain wavelength, and
what Chris. I was talking to a NASA astronaut and
he was just telling me something. I'm sure you've heard.
The power in your phone. The computer power in your
phone is far far greater than any power, any power

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at all they went to the Moon with. Wrap your
mind around that. That phone in your pocket is a
stronger computer than the technology they took to the moon.
It's amazing. So they are amazing, but there is a
definite downside to it. The downside is we don't talk

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as much and we don't connect, and it becomes easy
to just simply pull away from society and only see
the world through your phone. It's like the phone is
your entire window to the world, and that's not good.
And believe me when I tell you, I am not
pointing fingers at you. If you're feeling guilty right now

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or slur or you're starting to naval gays, believe me.
I'm guilty of it too. I'll catch myself at home
or making dinner or oh dan, phone just went off,
wonder what it is. Oh sweet, I'm already on there,
so check the news, let's see what's going on. Let's
check social media. I'm guilty of it too, And I'm

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probably guilty of setting a poor example to my kids,
which I'm trying to work on. How do we get better?
I don't know. I don't know, but we have to.
What we've started to do, and I know this is
so lame and it sounds like one of those stupid
self help things. What we've started to do is we'll

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do time. Whether we're at dinner, out for a walk
as a family, board games, whatever it is, everyone will
go put their phone in the drawer or just over
on the counter. Everyone just be gone with it. It
isn't good to be staring at your phone all the time.
And we all do it. We all do it, and
there's something else. And this is going to sound like

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I'm being totally such a dad, but there's something else too.
When I'm out in public, I don't do it that
much because you need to be aware of your surroundings.
I mean, at all times. Do I need to remind you?
An Asian woman just got chucked in front of a

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train in New York City, not looking around, not paying attention.
Not blaming her, but there are dangerous people no matter
where you are, there are dangerous people around you at
all times. And I've brought this up before, and I
hesitate to do it again because it's gross and I
like to know, especially on a Friday, I like to
have fun with it. But I would suggest you do this.

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Every single state has a sex offender registry. It's online,
you go there, it's free, and all this is free,
and it's not some promo. Here, you go there and
you put in your zip code. Go do it right now,
look at what's around you and maybe look, maybe you're
listening to me and you know in Antarctica. Right now,

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try it. I've had that same thought before. Oh I'm
over here, I'm over there, look it up. I don't
say this to freak you out. I say this so
you understand there are wolves around you. You need to
put the phone down when you're out in public and

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look around. Man. You have got to be aware of
your surroundings. Got to be aware of your surroundings, all right,
all right there, See that was such an old person lecture.
Put the phone down and look at it. But it's true.
I mean, it really is true. Just being aware of
your surroundings saves so many lives, and so often people

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die when they're not aware of it, when they're not
aware of it. All right, let's get let's get to
some happy things. The Canadian government is in pretty deep
trouble right now. You see an Ottawa, that's where the
trucking protest has mainly descended. Right well, they're now trying

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to send the police after the truckers, and all it's
doing is increasing their numbers. There is no facilitation of food, water,
fuel logistics, or funding by any member of this police
service or any other police service that I am aware of.
Let me repeat, there is no supply of food, water, fuel, logistics,

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or anything else that relates to enabling this demonstration by
any member of the Audawa Police Service or any other
police service that I am aware of. Should that information
come to me, you can be Claire. As Chief of
Police in this service. I will conduct a full investigation.
I will use the full extent of the Police Service
Act and if relevant, the Criminal Code to pursue charges

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against such a member who would do end. He's talking
about any officer that provides food, water, or fuel to
any of the truckers. What's happening right now is they're
terrified in Canada, terrified that the people have risen up.
And if you think politicians across America aren't paying attention
and getting very very worried, you've got another thing coming.

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They're getting very very worried. Extremely All right, we have
a lot more show for you tonight. Remember you can
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and iTunes. On iTunes, leave a five star rating and
leave a review talking about how handsome I am. We
have new ones, Chris, I'll wipe. My voice just cracked.
You know what it is. It's the gas. Do you
remember a lot of people will remember from earlier in
the week I had a faulty gas pump. Everyone knows

(27:03):
by now. I took the trucks through the wash clean
the outside, but for some reason, the inside still reeks
like gasoline. Reeks like gasoline. Now, anytime anything happens, if
I get a sniffle, or my voice cracks, or my
eye itches, I think the gas has poisoned me. I
feel like I'm being poisoned. What, Chris, I feel like
I am. Now that's the bad news. The good news

(27:25):
is this, the wife's out of town this weekend. Oh,
the wife is out of town this weekend. I will
tell you the boys and I already have plans to
go to waffle House for dinner. I don't want to
rub my wealth in everyone's face. But we're gonna go
to waffle House for dinner and then we're gonna go
home and we're gonna watch violent movies she would disapprove of.

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It's gonna be the best. You know what. I think
it's finally time to introduce the boys to Rambo. And
that's a true story, Chris. I mean it might not be,
but I've told myself it's a true story, and now
I'm gonna tell that to my boys. This is Oh,
don't bring that up. Chris just brought up Rambo three
when we were helping the Musha Hadem guys who eventually

(28:09):
turned into the Taliban. Okay, so the Rambo three didn't
end up aging all that well, I guess you could say.
But it's gonna be a weekend of pizza rolls and
Rambo and waffle house and we're gonna get a Red Lobster.
I'm not gonna Red Lobster two or three times. Well
maybe not. Actually, my thirteen year old is starting to
eat a lot, and that's getting really really expensive, even
at Red Lobster. But still, Oh, we're gonna eat so

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to get high and go listen to Tupac and none
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(30:19):
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she was put in charge at the border, which, honestly,
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(30:41):
an increase in the number of people coming in, so
what has gone wrong so far? So I believe very
strongly and approach the work that we are doing to
address the root causes of irregular migration. I believe very
strongly Most people don't want to leave home. They don't

(31:01):
want to leave the place where they grew. Hold on
one second, Hold on one second. I love this. Most
people don't want to leave home. Kamala. Have you ever
been to Central America? Do you have any idea how
those people have to live? And I sympathize. I'm one
of the people, while I am the border hawk border hawk,
and I mean I genuinely believe we should have a

(31:24):
force of about fifty thousand plus ICE agents kicking indoors,
rounding up entire families and deporting them. That's how big
of a border hawk I am. That's how nations operate.
You act like you're a sovereign country. So I'm a
border hawks border hawk. But I still totally sympathize with
some poor sap who has to live in a shanty
and his life is complete disgusting ruin. He has nothing,

(31:48):
no food, no nothing, no opportunities. Believe me, Kamala, those
guys aren't looking around say to themselves, man, you know
I love it here. I certainly don't want to leave
at all. Gosh, she's such an idiot. Anyway up the place,
the church where they worship, they don't want to leave
their grandmother. And when people leave home, it usually is
for one of two reasons. Either they are fleeing harm

(32:11):
or they cannot simply stay and take care of the
basic needs of themselves and their families. What now, what
is she talking about? Gosh, she's such an idiot. All right, hey,
before I forget, practice with your weapon this weekend. Please.

(32:31):
I don't know what the future is going to bring.
I genuinely do not, but I do know this, and
I'm talking to myself as well. Here's here are two
things I'm going to be better at by the time
this year's over. I am going to be better at
trauma fixing. Trauma fixing, you know, basic first aid and trauma.
I'm going to be better at that. I've already got
a couple of trauma kids coming to my house. I'm

(32:53):
going to be better at that. And I am going
to be a better shot at the end of twenty
twenty two than I am right now. Oh but your marine, Yeah, yeah,
I can. I can hit what I am at. Yeah,
You're never good enough, and those skills fade, they fade.
Get a Mantis X in case you're wondering, By the way,
manti sex. It just attaches right to your weapon. You

(33:14):
can practice shooting and get a lot better right in
your home without having to spread a single dime on
a bullet. I know that's music to Chris's ears. Mantis
X gooda mantis x dot com. What are the green
brays shoes? What are they using? A marine corpoot camp?
What are they using in the army? Mantis x, it's
what the pros use. Good to mantis x dot com
and get one. We all have to get better. We

(33:36):
all have to get better. Look these people, remember, we
know why they want our guns. We know it's not
a mystery. Eric Adams when he gets up and runs
his mouth like this, he knows the truth. We need
to have the justice we deserve, but the safety we need,
and we need to tweak some of the legislation that

(33:58):
we have witnessed to take can account the public safety
aspect of it. You are watching the erosion of American
cities because there's a mindset in our cities that any
and everything goes, there's no form of order. This is
unacceptable and too many young people believe it is permissible
in Okay all right to carry a firearm because that's

(34:21):
the tone we have set, and we have to stop
that tone. Yeah, those gang members who are out there
gunning people down in New York many they have been
led to believe that it's okay to carry a firearm.
And after this lecture and after new legislation passes, they're
gonna stop that tomorrow. Gosh, these people are the worst.
All right, let's get back to an ask doctor Jesse Friday. Jesse,

(34:43):
I was wondering if you could touch on your time
with the Minnesota morning show Justice and Drew. I listened
to them on my way in from work, and remember
hearing you on that show somewhat regularly that I thought
you were from Minnesota. Haha. That's always kind of funny
when they put a haha in the email. Chris, I'd
never feel like I say it right, ha ha ha.
You know you kind of sounds into whatever, Chris. I'm

(35:05):
moving on. I've started listening to you on my drive
home when you took Buck's time slot, becoming a big fan.
Just wondering what you're tie to Minnesota is. Thank you.
If you read on your show, feel free to use
my name. His name is Max. Okay, So let's do
a little Rewindle's let's pull up a chair, let's do
some story time with Jesse. How did you end up
hearing me on a Minnesota radio station? How's that happened?

(35:28):
How's that? Well? Long time ago. I got out of
the Marine Corps. About two thousand and four, I got
out of the Marine Corps. I moved down to Arizona.
I moved down there because about the time I joined
the Marine Corps, my folks started a construction company. You know,
they'd been in constructing their whole lives, and they started
their own little construction company, and they'd moved it to Arizona.

(35:49):
Because the grounds frozen for six months a year in Montana.
You got to go to a place where you can
actually work. So they moved down to Arizona. When I
got out the Marines, I went down there because I
just wanted to do construction. That's what I had done
as a kid, That's what I thought was going to
do the rest of my life. I go down to
Arizona and I start working. At some point in time,
I get put on a job. My old man always

(36:10):
gave me the crappy jobs on purpose. He just thought
that's how it's supposed to be and I love him
for that. I always thought that was awesome. There was
there was no you know, boss's kids stuff whatever. The
crappiest job or crappiest place was, he told all of
them that's where Jesse goes. So at some point I
had to go out to a place called aho Arizona, Ajo.
And if you'd like, as long as you're not driving,

(36:31):
you can look up aho Arizona. It's it's not great,
all right, It is not great. It is one of
those towns that really got a boom for mining, and
then the mine kind of went away, and then the
town kind of went away. I believe if if I remember,
and I may have this wrong, but I believe there
were two places to eat in the entire town, a

(36:53):
dairy queen and a pizza hut. I'm not making that up, Chris.
I don't think there was another restaurant of any kind. Like.
It is a small place, and I don't manage my
time at all. I apparently, just apparently I'm running up
against the break. I have enough time to get through
some of this story, Chris, hang On. So I started
working in aho Arizona. It's a couple hours away from Tucson,
where I was living. Don't worry. This is all gonna

(37:14):
this is all gonna come around to how I ended
up in Minnesota. Hang on. I start listening to the
radio a lot, ends up listening to a lot of
political talk radio. I listened to a bunch of comedy.
I listened to a bunch of history, as you know,
I'm a huge history nerd. But I end up listening
to start listening to some political talk. Now I'd never
been involved in politics. I'd never been into politics at all.

(37:37):
I always loved in my country, always super into history
and military stuff. Never politics ever. And so I'm twenty three,
twenty four this time, and then start listening to the radio,
start listening to some giants of talk radio. You know,
I've been the rush crowd and all that stuff. You
get it, you know what I'm talking about. I start
getting interested, and then it was kind of a winding

(38:00):
We're winding road from there, I'll explain. Hang on, it
is the Jesse Kelly Show on and asked doctor Jesse Friday.

(38:24):
And in case you're a little late to the part, hey,
story time with Jesse right now. One of the asked
Doctor Jesse questions was, Hey, you're on the radio in Minnesota.
Why how are you on the radio here? How do
you end up with Justice and Drew? Justin Justice and
Drew's a great morning show out of Minneapolis. While I'm
telling you the story, got out of the Marine Corps,

(38:45):
moved to Arizona, started doing construction in Arizona. Put on
a construction project that was a couple hours away from
my home, a lot of time in my pickup going
to and from work. Started getting into politics, listening to
more and more radio, started reading more and more political books.
Had previously just been history books, reading political books, just
just learning and learning. Barack Obama runs for office. I

(39:10):
get mad. I can't stand Barack Obama, can't stand what
he stands for. I decide I'm going to run for Congress.
So no one knows who I am. Remember, not only
have I never been involved in politics, I didn't know
anything about politics like a year earlier, and so I
was new to everything, and no one knows who I am.

(39:31):
But there's a guy on the radio at the time
in Tucson, Arizona, and he was the big local conservative
talk guy. You probably have one in whatever city you're
listening to. Me and now too. Most most cities, I
shouldn't say most, but a lot of cities they carry
you know, bigger national shows and stuff like that, but

(39:53):
they also have local shows. You'll have a local guy,
and there's so much talent out there. There are so
many local guys that are just awesome. I mean, they're
they're just awesome. You probably you're probably nodding your head
and saying his name right now. Well, that was John
Justice in Tucson. He was the one everybody listened to.
You know, you would listen to Justice and then rush

(40:13):
like that. That was your thing if you listened down there.
I got to know John. He would show up at
some political events. I showed up, and we just got
to be buddies, got to be friends, and so I
would go on his show a lot. Honestly, that's where
I started learning how to do radio. Here's a little
quick side story. Pause on that story, real quick, we're
going to a different one. I'm waiting one day to

(40:36):
be on John's show. I'm at their big fancy radio studio,
and it wasn't my time to go in studio with
him yet. So I just found another random empty studio
and I just went in and sat down. I start
talking on the phone. I don't remember who I was
talking to, but I mean there by myself and talking
on the phone, just some schmuck running for Congress. I
hang up and some guy walks in. I've never met

(40:59):
him before, no idea what his name is, I've never
talked to him since. And he says, hey, do you
have a radio show? Who are you? I said, I'm
Jesse Kelly. You know, I'm just a candidate running for Congress.
And he said, with a voice like that, you should
be on radio, and he turned around and walked out.
It was in my mind from that day on ever since.

(41:19):
How about that? How about that for a wild story? Well,
does someone God randomly drops into your life and plants
a little seat there? Anyway? So I get to know
John Justice really well? Well, fast forward to me losing
to congressional races. Not to brag or anything like that,
I went down in flames. What Chris, I can put

(41:40):
that in? I think it adds to the stories. When
I put this in, it does all right, quick, all right?
So I went down in flames twice, moved to DC
for a year, still working in politics. Hated it. You
know the story, moved to Texas, started selling RVs, and
that just I've kind of moved on from politics at
this point in time. Well, during all these moves, John

(42:01):
eventually gets a promotion to a gigantic radio station out
of Minneapolis. And we're still buddies, and he starts talking
to me. He said, hey, man, you want to start
coming on and start coming on the show regularly said sure,
that's when you started hearing me. You started hearing me

(42:22):
on with Justice and Drew. I'm good buddies Withdrew two again,
Drew was with John down in Tucsons. So I just
like I was already boys with these guys, and so
I started being on their morning show. Now, in the
irony of ironies, I hadn't even started working in radio yet.
Fast forward to a few years later, I'm now on

(42:45):
the exact same station. There on. It all began with
me running for Congress back in Tucson. How about that?
How about that? What a small world? The great Katie l.
K now has me and John Justice. How about that?
There's my story a little I love talking about me, Chris.

(43:06):
I'll tell you what, Chris, I feel like I could
talk about me forever. It's basically my favorite subject. Oh
you know what grabby in or grabby And I still
don't know how to say his name. His name's Tom Elliott.
He runs this website where he grabs all these different
clips and he's always put in together compilations, so I
want to make sure I give him credit for this one.

(43:26):
He came out this morning and Tom said, hey, I
have a compilation for you. This is CNN. Now this
is two minutes long. I'm probably gonna interrupt this thing
a lot, but I'm gonna play this for you. Then
we'll get back to the asked doctor Jesse questions. Just
wrap your mind around the level of propaganda and outright
lies not that are told to the American people that

(43:48):
the American people believe a percentage of the population. Because
you're gonna hear all this and you're gonna shake your
head and say, yeah, that was off crap. I never
believed it. Yeah that's true. But a lot of people do.
Think Think about the percentage of the population out there
that believes Donald Trump was a Russian agent. Think of
the percentage of the population who believed all that hands up,

(44:11):
don't shoot stuff outright, lie. Think of the percentage of
the population to this day that believes vaccinated people don't
get or spread coronavirus. Think of the level of misinformation
that has gobbled up and accepted by the American population.
Listen to this. We are not fake news. We are
real news. Much of the dossier has been corroborated. Some

(44:33):
rioters were planning to murder lawmakers. What does Pudin have
on Trump? Has Trump been compromised? That Kavanaugh aided and
embedded in the commission of a gang rape? But it
does look like that young man to me is taunting
the Native American Vietnam vett and he's in his face.
When you start whipping people, you want to split hairs

(44:55):
between rains and whips. There is no evidence of any
wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden. Looking ahead to
twenty twenty one. Reason why I'm taking you seriously as
a contender is because of your presence on cable news
a widely held conspiracy theory that the coronavirus was created
in a Chinese laboratory. Doctor Fauci, thank you for keeping
it straight. Thank you for fighting the good fighting. We

(45:16):
know the science, We know that mass work. This is
now a pandemic of the unvaccinated. It is now a
pandemic of choice. You can stay unvaccinated if you want,
but you're not going to be able to travel to
see your family. Joe Rogan, he came down with COVID,
he says. He says he's been taking the livestock de
Wurmer Iver Metten. I hope you are able to appreciate

(45:36):
what you did in your state and what it means
for the rest of the country. Disturbing video last night
show Jacob Blake unarmed being shot by police. Obviously, we
do it overseas against our adversaries, but we don't spy
on Americans. If you want to believe the NSA is
reading your isn't this staggering? I'm halfway through, there's still
a minute. Is it this staggering? And while they talk

(45:58):
about this, the NSA art, I'm never going to stop
bringing this up because for some reason, the media just
ignored this and glossed right over this stunning fact. Tucker Carlson,
my friend Tucker Carlson got up on his radio show
and he and I talked about this privately. He said,
I have an insight source at the NSA. And he

(46:19):
told me the NSA is spying on my texts and emails.
And he told me the contents of my texts and emails,
so I know he was telling the truth. Everyone freaked
out and said, what that's stupid, what are you a nutsot?
They're not doing that. Then someone obviously at the NSA

(46:40):
leaked the contents of his texts and emails to a
media outlet who reported it. In America, a journalist who
was saying things the regime didn't like was spied on
by the NSA, and they released his information to the public.
That is frightening. And listen to these lickspittle communist losers

(47:03):
defending that insanity favorite TV stars emails. Go right ahead,
he claims it's true. The NSA denies it. Of course,
there is no one more knowledgeable, more decent, more honest,
more committed to the interests of America than John Brown.
And the biggest terror threat in this country comes from
radicals on the far right, primarily white man. Domestic terrorism

(47:24):
seems to be starting to spread virally in the way
that we saw that happen overseas with ISIS violence has
erupted during anti lockdown protests. What you are seeing now
these images came and come and start. Contrast to what
we saw over the course of the daytime hours in
Kenosha and into the early evening, which were largely peaceful demonstrations.

(47:44):
If only we had a vaccine against bs. We're not
here to spin things or you know, yeah, you get
the idea. It's not just that they say it. Okay,
communists lie and communist journalists lie for a living. We
get that. Think about that. Think about how many Americans
are watching that and believing it. How can we How

(48:09):
can we overcome that as a nation? How do you
overcome that level of this information? Think how many people
out there in a society. Maybe you're sitting by a
bunch of men traffic right now, maybe it's your neighbor
across the street. Think how many people in our society
believe things to be true that are not true. How

(48:31):
do you merge those worlds? How do you overcome that?
I don't know, I don't know that it can be overcome,
but it is. It is something. I mean, it is
absolutely something. That's how rotted we've gotten. All Right, we
have a lot more asked doctor Jesse questions for you tonight.
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(48:56):
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believe them, but he's right. Jesse Kelly that art pants, Well,

(50:03):
you could really be a bold baby. Just answer me this,
and I need you to be straight with me here.
It's Billy Joel, a huge communist. Do it? I don't know.
And the reason I'm asking, is this I wasn't thinking.
You know how, I'm always selling telling everyone put your
money where your morals are, put your money where your
morals are. And I'm trying to make sure I do that.

(50:25):
Without thinking, I bought Billy Joel tickets he's going on
tour again, and the wife and I were, oh, Billy Joel.
I know we're so old, and so I'm thinking, whoo
Billy Joel. And then once the tickets were bought, I thought,
you know, I didn't even check. Look if he's some
run of the mill Democrat, okay, but if he's some
card carrying communist, I'm gonna be so mad at myself.
You don't think he is? Ah, yes, nice, see I

(50:49):
knew I was smart. Gosh, I'm always I'm always nailing it, Chris,
always nailing it. Oh, before I forget, let's not forget
about this little diddy because it's a Friday. Hi, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I am Diefritoggie. I like Frito. I want frit from you.

(51:12):
I yea, oh, I am Difrit Give me Ritoc. I'll
be your friend. Difrito bunto. You must not open. Gosh,
that's beautiful, Chris, you know what you have any idea
how bummed out I'm gonna be when we finally get
a cease and desist from Frito's and we're not allowed
to play that anymore. We all know it's coming any day.

(51:35):
Let's get back to your ask, doctor Jesse questions. Hi Jesse.
I'm a trucker for ups and was raised up in
a very conservative Christian home in West Texas. My parents
and grandparents all always expected me to use yes sir,
no sir, yes, ma'am no ma'am whenever I spoke to them.
I wanted our kids to show that type of respect

(51:56):
to us, as well as any adult they spoke with.
But my wife came from a home where her parents
didn't enforce that, and she feels like it's a little
over the top. It bothers me that nowadays, when you
address a child or young adult, they do not know
how to carry a conversation and very rarely speak to
adults with respect. I know times have changed. You can't
even hold a door open for a lady without many

(52:17):
of them getting offended. My question is am I being
too old fashioned to try and instill this level of
respect in my children? Thank you? For your courage, love
your show, God bless says I can use his name.
His name is Tyson. Let's start at the back end first,
at back end of this email, hold doors open for women,
Hold doors open for women, hold doors open for old people,

(52:38):
hold doors open for it what Chris even? Hold the
doors open for nasty communist hags? Chris, you hold a
door open? Yes for WHOOPI Goldberg to you hold the
door open for women. And here's the thing, And this
is like, I have this philosophy about life. And I'm
not saying I'm right, but this is my philosophy on life.

(52:59):
How you handle my charity that ain't on me? Like,
let's say, not that I would ever do something nice
for anyone else, so don't think that I actually do this.
But let's say I give a homeless guy twenty bucks.
And you'll see people say when you he's just gonna
go spend it on drugs or booze, to which I respond,
you're probably right, maybe he is, but that's not my problem.

(53:25):
That's not my problem. Who do you think God's gonna
judge harshly there him or me? I gave the twenty
My heart was in the right place. I have the
same feeling when it comes to holding doors open for women. Yes, look,
let's all be honest about women. They can't drive, and
their sports are just atrocious, and they shouldn't be in
frontline military units. All those things are true. But you
still treat women like ladies, and you still hold doors

(53:46):
open for them, even if they're nasty about it. And
look again, if your heart's in the right place, that's fine.
You hold a door open for a woman and she
starts shouting at you about it, Oh, it's the patriarchy
who looks bad there. No, you don't have to say anything.
Sit there and smile. What hag and good buys her
kitty leader to go home to her nine cats and
her birkenstocks. You don't have to feel bad about that.

(54:07):
She's someone that looks like an idiot. That's one. Two,
you're one hundred percent right about your kids. Let me
tell you something I have because of my time as
a sales manager and a construction and just the various
jobs I've had in this lifetime, I have been in
more rooms than you can count where hiring and firing
decisions are made. And I'm here to tell you something

(54:29):
You teach your kids manners for a lot of reasons.
We'll get through the other reasons in a second. But
if for no other reason, you teach your kids manners,
because it's going to make them a fortune one day.
Nobody knows manners anymore, nobody, no one does. It's shocking
that the people don't know. Yes, sir, no, ma'am. Look
somebody in the eye, a firm handshake, show up early

(54:53):
to an interview, show up dressed appropriately, keep your elbows
off the table, don't choo with your mouth open. These
aren't old fashion. These are timeless. Those are timeless skills,
and for some reason people blow them off. You know what,
the best look. You know. I'm a bad person. I've
never I've never sugarcoated that I'm a bad human being,
bad husband, bad everything. You know that. But the one

(55:14):
thing I do take pride in is my kids. I
get compliments on my son's all the time. When we
go out to eat, they order their own food. I've
made them do that since they were little. Look the
waitress in the eye, speak up so she can hear
you say please, yes, ma'am, no, sir. We get more
compliments from wait staff or stewardesses or other people. Your

(55:35):
boys are so polite. Your boys are so well mannered
and polite. I take pride in that because that was taught.
Teach that to your kids. And when they go in
a job interview one day and they want that job
and he's trying to be assistant manager or whatever, he's
trying to be. The ten dirt balls who interviewed it
before him, they all walked in with their shoulders slumped
over and little limp wristed handshake. There's the eyes uder

(56:00):
and all over the place while they gave an interview.
Your kid walks in, maybe he's not even the most qualified.
Firm handshake, yes, sir, no, ma'am. Hold doors open for people.
It's critical, it's everything. Bad manners are in such short
supply that giving your kid good manners is more profitable
than a Harvard degree today. It is. Believe me, it

(56:22):
is Michael, new guy. Michael. I mean he's not a
new guy anymore. But we when they were looking for
somebody to come help us out with a bunch of
video production stuff and help us out around the office,
there were obviously a bunch of candidates out there. I mean,
it's pretty good job. It's pretty fun job, as you
can imagine. You can imagine we do have a good
time around here when the camera's off, when the microphones
off and their microphones on, you can imagine. It's a

(56:43):
good job. A lot of people wanted it. They narrowed
it down. And this is after they narrowed it down
for me because I don't have time to interview a
bunch of people. And once we weeded out all the Italians,
we find that I'm kidding. I'm kidding. We didn't do that,
but Cecy. Once we narrowed it down, they had it
narrowed down to four or five guys. You know how
Michael got high ed? You know when he got hired.
Five minutes on the phone. You know when the other

(57:03):
guys didn't five minutes on the phone. I'm not sure.
Oh sorry, mister, call. My phone was on silent. I
was napping. You had your phone on silent and you
were napping at the time, and you had a scheduled
interview for the job you wanted. Oh yeah, sorry, man,
there's Michael on time polite. I actually had it on speakerphone.

(57:25):
The wife was listening. She said, oh, that's the one
you're gonna hire. I said, yeah, you're right. Manners. He
could have been an idiot. I mean, he is an idiot,
but he still has good manners, so he got hired.
Manners are everything, And I don't know about all that
Manners maketh the man stuff. But that's not old fashioned.
I'm telling you that's the way it should be. Teach
your kids manners. All right. I feel like I'm an

(57:45):
old fuddy daddy tonight, Chris, I feel like I feel
like I'm really old. All right. I have some Ted
Cruz audio that you're going to enjoy, and then I'll
get back to your asked Doctor Jessy questions. Hang on,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and

(58:08):
ask Doctor Jesse Friday. And I'm not going to spend
long on this because we have to get back to
the asked Doctor Jesse question And there's a bunch of them.
But I play this earlier in the week. I want
to play it again because it was so good. Look,
I understand many of you don't like take Cruise. I
don't understand many of you do like take Cruise. Oh
that's fine, I don't care. You know, I'm friends with him.
It doesn't bother me. Whatever you think, whatever you think
of him, he's a senator, he's not a god. Get

(58:28):
I get that, But you do have to admit there's
nobody better, and I mean nobody better at interrogating people
and just exposing what lying, fraud, communist hacks they are.
Here's Ted Cruise interviewing a judge nominee, Judge Cottle, I
want to start with you. He is racial discrimination, wrong, Senator.

(58:56):
Our constitution prohibits race discrimination, discrimination on the basis of race.
I still love this. Still it's the easiest question in
the world. I'm gonna get back to it. I'm gonna
play in a second, the easiest question in the world
to answer a simple no. And she can't, Senator. I've
look the Constitution. I don't I'd love it. Can let

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me ask again, as racial discrimination wrong, Senator. As a judge,
I don't deal with issues of morality or whether something
you have no views on whether it's right or wrong, Senator,
because that is an issue that is frequently litigated before
the courts pursuant to Kenon three of the Code of Conduct. Okay,

(59:39):
so why does the constitution prohibit racial discrimination? Senator. I
think it's part of our constitution and this nation's history
of aiming for equal justice. And Chris, it messes me

(59:59):
up when you with the sound in there that fades out.
I understand that's more professional. I don't like to be professional.
I'd like to just randomly cut things off and then
I'd like to play random gun shooting sounds. I think
what it adds to the show, Chris, what that's awesome.
Don't don't get me wrong, that's awesome. And I'm getting
all these emails. I feel so bad for Chris. Jesse's

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in charge of the soundboard. Now, I feel bad for Chris.
Chris is so blessed to be here listening to these
or shots the whole show. This adds to the show, Chris, Chris,
don't disable it, turn it back on, turn it back on.
I'm enjoying it, all right. It's an asked doctor Jesse
Friday Elite el Guapo. I'm watching a World War two
documentary and they mentioned the concept of total war, which

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involved mobilization of entire societies and economies to wage industrialized
war for total victory or total defeat. This is the
reality of modern warfare. I think The communists understand this,
and the efforts to disrupt our economy and unity of
the people is critical for crippling our ability to wage

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effective total war. Do you think our leaders grasp how
vulnerable we have become and how critical our cohesive national
strength is to our very survived it's very survival. Or
are they so shortsighted and blinded by ideology that they
are oblivious? Okay, says I can say his name, His

(01:01:25):
name is Drew. Here's the reality of what of what
goes through the heads of the people who govern us.
All right, just give me a second, let me unpack
this for you. They do hate the country, There's no
question about it. They hate the country. They don't have
some fifty year plan of a step by step plan

(01:01:48):
to destroy America. It's not like that because they're not
intelligent enough. Don't don't ever mistake your enemy for being
some genius. These people are really, really, truly stupid. Do
you think this human being has a twenty point plan
to destroy America? Or is she just domb You are
working on fighting the root cause of self immigration in

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Central America, but so far we are seeing an increase
in the number of people coming in so what has
gone wrong so far? So I believe very strongly and
approach the work that we are doing to address the
root causes of irregular migration. I believe very strongly. Most

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people don't want to leave home. They don't want to
leave the place where they grew up, the place the
church where they worship. They don't want to leave their grandmother.
And when people leave home, it usually is for one
of two reasons. Either they are fleeing harm or they
cannot sim you get the idea that person's not changing

(01:02:53):
the world. That person doesn't have a step plan. So no,
there's no long term plan to destroy America. Where they're
going step by step. It's more of a daily routine thing.
Let me explain it to you this way. If you
if you decide you want to get in shape. Let's
say you decide you want to get in shape. The

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most beneficial thing you can do is not I mean
not that you don't want to set goals, but you
don't have to plan out every single day you're going
to be in shape until a year from now you're
built like a Greek god. You know what the best
beneficial thing you can do is, I want to get
in shape. So you're gonna make a bunch of little
decisions throughout every day that gets you in shape. I

(01:03:36):
want to get in shape. I'm gonna take the stairs
instead of the elevator today, instead of ordering cookies delivered,
I'm just gonna bring some beef, jerky and fruit tonight
when I get home. Oh, those bud heavies look good. Ah. Instead,
I think I'll do some pushups, take the dog for
a walk. You're just gonna go through a bunch of
little steps, and then you end up at the back
end of that year in shape. That's how the communist

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has destroyed America. They don't have a grand plan for
the most part. I understand they're the Cloward Piven strategy
to overload the system. I know that. But for the
most part, what you're dealing with are people who hate
the country, and therefore they take small steps every single
day to wreck the country. It's not as if it's

(01:04:21):
part of a grand plan. It's just who they are.
It's them getting in shape. No, Joe Biden doesn't have
a grand plan to bring America to its knees. But
I mean sure, I mean, let's just spend some money
and make sure the borders open, right, that doesn't hurt.
That's just a simple daily process. Oh, wigiborre in Afghanistan. Hey,
let's completely ruin our national standing and pull out with

(01:04:42):
no plan whatsoever. That'd be good. They go through this
step by step, and they don't think about the consequences.
And there's another part of this, and this part's actually understandable.
I'm almost going to sympathize with the communist here, Chris.
You ask if they realize, if they grasp how vulnerable
we are. No, because corrupt, rotted tyrants never do until

(01:05:03):
it's taken away from them. They never do. It never
occurs to them. Until Gadaffi was getting dragged out of
that tunnel to get violently murdered by the mob about
fifteen minutes before that, he still thought he was basically
a demigod in charge of the place. They don't know,

(01:05:25):
because how could they know. They're surrounded only by people
who tell them things they want to hear at all times.
Those are the media stations they watch, those are the
staffers they hire. Everywhere they turn, They're surrounded by people
who tell them things they want to hear. So therefore
they have no realization whatsoever, what's happening or why it's

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happening out there. They do not. They do not. And
the sad part is most Americans don't fully realize the
consequences of what we're doing right now, Pitting one citizen
against another, destroying the strength of the US military, flooding
the country with illegal immigrants who have no loyalty or

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affinity for the United States of America whatsoever, destroying the
value of the dollar with lockdowns and then printing money.
They don't fully grasp this ends ugly because that's the
only way things end. Otherwise it wouldn't end. Nations don't
end in a pretty way. There's never been an example
of that of oh, we were here and then we

(01:06:33):
just kind of went away. It doesn't work that way,
and it seems to shock them. Every single time a
country goes down, it seems to shock them. People talk
about Hitler and his bunker as the Soviets are tearing
through Berlin, and the state of shock he was in.
He had it all and then he didn't have it
all anymore. They'd never see it coming. No, they don't know.

(01:06:58):
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gonna share you this private conversation, at least a little
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that fits there. I'm still learning the timing of the board.
You can't just give this to me and expect me

(01:11:04):
to be an expert. All right. Being the humbleman that
you are, I see why you wouldn't want to be
compared to Rush Limbaugh. The comparison that I see as
with Rush is that you can listen to a similar
take on the news of the day from multiple good commentators.
You come on and cover things from a different angle
than all of them. Also, could I get your recipe
for the dirty jockstrap wrapped in bacon? And could you

(01:11:27):
tell us how you could send Joe Joe Biden a
box of fruity pebbles. All right, first of all, on
the different take, I just look at things differently. And
I'm not saying I look at things in a superior way. Obviously,
there's a lot of super talented people out there on
TV and radio and whatnot, and various podcasts. There's a

(01:11:47):
lot of great podcasts out there. Just there's a lot
of great stuff out there. I just have a different
way of looking at the world. I don't know that.
I don't know that it's better, but it's just different.
That's all. Our show is podcasted two before I forget
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(01:12:09):
handsome I am. Why are you making the heart sign?
Michael Am? I supposed oh TV too? That's right, that
wasn't it. That wasn't you made? That was a heart
all now? I see that was a TV thing. Yes,
I have a TV show too. I'm supposed to remind
you of that. It's on the First TV every single night,
nine pm Eastern time. I shows on the First TV,
and let me tell you, it's my favorite show. It's

(01:12:30):
what's one. It's a really really great show, if I
say so myself, featuring me, dear doctor Jesse. I lived
in Texas for seven months. Great food overall, But what's
the deal with what a Burger? Completely subpar and overrated?
Or am I not ordering the right thing? What say

(01:12:50):
you men? You whisper? And he says, ps native Texans
really take offense when you point out what a Burger's overrated?
Not a recommended talking point for making friends. All right,
let's talk about something here. This is going to be
a little spicy, all right. One. When I was in
the Marine Corps, I'd actually never even visited Texas, and

(01:13:11):
there are always a bunch of Texans in there, and
they would all talk about Texas like it's the only
state in the Union, and we would make fun of
them all all the time, and what a Burger would
always be part of that. I miss what a Burger.
I can't wait to get back to Texas and get
what a Burger? And we would ride them about that,
You idiot. What the kids can't even be that good? Oh,
Texas isn't the only Let me tell you, Texas is wonderful.

(01:13:35):
In the irony of ironies. That's me putting my foot
in my mouth. I ended up moving to the place
on purpose. Remember I moved here just to live in Texas.
So I do love that, and I do like what
a burger Now a couple of different things. One, let's
not pretend what a burger is as good as like
in an Outburger. In an outburger Burger for burger, there's

(01:13:56):
no comparison. And you're welcome to email your hate in
now I see at Jesse Kelly show dot com. Don't
shake your head, Michael, It's true what a Burger has
a more diverse menu than in and Out Burger does
because you can only get burgers there. I'm not saying
I would eat it in and out every day over
what a burger. I'm saying Burger for Burger, in and

(01:14:16):
out has a superior burger. Water Burger has other items.
Here's where I think you're probably screwing up at Water Burger.
This is what makes what a burger special. Pay attention condiments,
the sauces. What a Burger's sauce selection is out of
this world. There are two things you need to do

(01:14:37):
at Water Burger next time you go. This may change
your perspective. You ready. One, When you get your fries,
you need to get halapino ranch and dip your fries.
And don't shake your head, Chris. You need to get
halapeno ranch and dip your fries in the halapeno ranch.
Believe me, adds a little tang, adds a little spice

(01:14:57):
to it. Stop shaking your head, Chris. They're outstanding lapino ranch. Right,
that's one. Two your burger. You're ready for this. This
is gonna be a wild ride. But this is me,
the best food orderer on the planet. This is me
Jesse menu whisperer Kelly's. You're just gonna have to trust
me on this, all right. Whether you're getting what a
burger breakfast, you know, the bacon, egg and cheese sandwich

(01:15:17):
or something, or a cheeseburger chicken sandwich, I don't care
what you get. Get the creamy pepper sauce on the side.
They have a creamy pepper sauce. Just trust me. Just
ride with me on this. You take the creamy pepper sauce.
They have a nice big it's a nice wide opening,
a nice wide opening, all right, so there's plenty of room.

(01:15:39):
We call it Kamala sauce. You dip your burger in it,
don't put it on the burger. No need. By dipping
the burger in the sauce, it actually gives you full
control over your sauce to burger ratio with every single bite.
What Chris, Chris said, No spicy catchup. Listen to me.

(01:16:01):
Ketchup is the most overrated condiment in the world. And
I'm not anti ketchup. I'm no, no, I'm not anti ketchup.
I eat ketchup on my hot dogs. I eat ketchup
and mustard and spicy relish and maybe some onions or
stuff like that. So I'm not anti ketchup. Ketchup has
no place on a cheeseburger ever. It has no place
on fries ever. It should never dip your fries in

(01:16:22):
ranch or barbecue sauce or hot sauce. Just flat up
put some hot sauce on there. Ketchup. What a child?
Gosh anyway, No, no spicy ketchup. Take your burger, dip
your burger and the creamy pepper sauce. I just changed
your life. I'm telling you it's legitimate. Chris, Now that said,
I just gave a rant on water Burger. I'm going

(01:16:46):
to show up tomorrow and there are going to be
fifty emails from Texans savaging me. Oh I guess on Monday. Yeah,
they're gonna be like fifty emails from Texans savaging me
for not praising it. More. We have a whole other hour,
ask Doctor Jesse, questions and more. Hang on, it is

(01:17:20):
the Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show.
On an asked Doctor Jesse Friday, I'm gonna get back
to the questions here in just a second. I want
to make sure I recap this. This is how NBC
is covering the Olympic Games. But wait, like this moment
that is quite provocative. It's a statement from the Chinese

(01:17:41):
president she shin pain to choose an athlete from the
weaker minority. It is an in your face response to
those Western nations, including the US, who have called this
Chinese treatment of that group genocide and diplomatically boycotted these games.
That will be much discussion about this. Oh, they weren't done.
They went on. Yeah, it's worth remembering that while Western

(01:18:05):
countries maybe boycotting these Olympics over human rights issues, China
styles itself as a champion of the developing world, and
it has plenty of supporting countries from Africa to Latin
America and where it's investments of building up local economies. Okay,
so how are we supposed to unpack this? NBC, perhaps

(01:18:29):
the largest network in America, is running Chinese communist talking
points for the Olympics. You know what, you know what
makes me laugh? I mean in kind of like a
not good laugh, more of a more of a smirk
at you. You know what makes me laugh anytime I
hear things like this, never again, never forget, never about

(01:18:52):
anything about anything. September eleventh, you hear, you hear a
lot about the Holocaust. You don't. Let's focus on the Holocaust.
That's a good when you hear it. Never again. Oh
don't lie. It's gonna happen again. Maybe not to Jews,
it happened to someone else. Right now, weekers are in

(01:19:12):
concentration camps, lots of them. You know what the world did?
They sent Beijing their athletes for the Olympic Games. As
we speak right now, there are this is an estimate,
hundreds of thousands of people and the worst concentration camps
you can imagine in North Korea. Never again. Oh, be serious.

(01:19:33):
The world always turns its back until it absolutely has to.
And remember something, we look back now at the Holocaust,
and rightfully so, it's this horrible thing. And oh, I'm
so glad we stepped in. Remember we didn't step in.
It's not like we knew the full truth of what

(01:19:54):
was happening to the Jews, but we knew, we knew
it wasn't going well. We certainly knew it wasn't going well.
And don't believe for a second we weren't getting intelligence
reports out of places like Poland where we found out
what was happening. We didn't step in. The Soviets stumbled
on the concentration camps as they were charging back through

(01:20:15):
heading towards Germany. We stumbled on these things. We weren't
over there to liberate the Jews. Never again. The world
doesn't care as oppose me. But as we speak right now,
Christians in Africa are being slaughtered, tens of thousands of them.
Never again, it's happening right now. Never again. You know what,

(01:20:37):
Speaking of Jews, I'll give them credit for this for sure.
At least Israel went out and decided they're gonna make
sure about never again. You know, there wasn't a hashtag slogan.
They decided. Actually, I think we're gonna build up a
sweet military and intelligence apparatus and then we'll straight up
murder anyone who who starts threatening us. That's how you
do never again. But we don't. I mean, we've never

(01:20:59):
again right now. China exports the virus to the world.
They have concentration camps. It's one of the most depressive
regimes on the planet, and the world sends all its
athletes to China, and we get this stuff from NBC. Yeah,
it's worth remembering that while Western countries maybe boycotting these
Olympics over human rights issues, China styles itself as a

(01:21:21):
champion of the developing world, and it has plenty of
supporting countries from Africa to Latin America where its investments
of building up local economies. Gosh, ah, I know, I
know a lot of people are worried about that if
human rights thing, but have you talked a lot in
America or Africa. They're out there helping just champions of
the poor, oracle. I've kept a list of Republicans I

(01:21:47):
characterized as strong guys like Josh Holly, Cruz Massey, Paul
Arkansas's own Tom Cotton, etc. The only name I exclude
is the Santis for this simple reason. He's taking action,
actually doing something. We clap our hands when Paul goes
after Fauci your cruise sounds incredibly smart, which he is.
But at the end of the day, are they actually

(01:22:09):
stopping anything that's rhetorical? I really could not wrap my
head around how the border is still wide open, along
with a one hundred and fifty other things I could mention.
These days, it's easier than ever for a conservative to
look strong because there are a million obviously ludicrous things
for them to attack and then retreat back to their
condos to see how many likes their Fox hit got

(01:22:30):
on Twitter. I'm not saying we need chip Roy to
assault Schumer in the hallway, but I think we need
Schumer to have a little doubt in the back of
his mind that he won't get punched between the eyes
walking past the Republican congressman. The current leaders of our
party don't have the guts to do what is necessary.
We need guys whose language slash demeanor reflect how serious

(01:22:51):
our current situation is. He said, I can say his name.
His name is Joe from Little Rock. Well, look, let's
talk about Chip Roy and how we want our guys
to conduct them seals. Here for a second, here is
Chip Roy. He's a friend of mine. And so my
view is as conservatives is we need to go say
here is our goal post. Here's our vision for what

(01:23:14):
America should be, and it's the absolute counter narrative to
what these leftists want to do. Right, and we want
to plant our flag over here and say we're gonna
leave there, and here's our plan. We're gonna fire bureaucrats.
We're gonna limit spending. We're gonna stop bunding. The bureaucrats
are underminding freedom. We're gonna restore healthcare freedom. We're gonna
bounce the budget. We're going to secure the border. We're
not going to do any of your games about immigration

(01:23:35):
flow in the future. We're going to secure the border now,
and we're gonna explain that and show what we can
do in this country if we stand up and fight.
I'm worried about putting a vision out there the world. Okay,
you got the idea, let me let me see this
about the Santis heavy D. You know, I'm a fan
of what I've seen so far. I don't worship politicians,
Heavy D included, but I like what I've seen so far.

(01:23:58):
I really like what I've seen so far. I think
he's really really laying the groundwork and really leading right now. Good.
I like it. He's also a governor now. That means
he has more of an opportunity two, as you put it,
actually do something than the Thomas Masses of the world,

(01:24:19):
than the Josh Holly's Ted Cruz Ran Paul because he
has the ability to do something. He has the bully
pulpit as governor right now. Josh Holly, Tom Cotton, Ted
Cruises guys, they don't have the votes, they don't have
anything they can do right now. But I'll say this

(01:24:40):
two things. There is benefit. There is great benefit from
you getting to see and hear the corruption and how
bad it is. You see, remember that the fight we
have it's not you, that's not me. We need there
people to wake up like you're awake. We need we

(01:25:03):
have the numbers. There are just tens of millions of
people out there who think exactly like you think. They're
just now, I'm not really into it. Or I don't
really know what's going on, but having senators exposed corruption
gives us a window into that corruption, and it helps
wake people up. When Ted Cruz questions someone like this,

(01:25:24):
and Holly does this, and Cotton does this, when they
question people like this, when Rampaul questions Fauci on camera
and he gets exposed, it helps wake people up. Judge Cordle,
I want to start with you. Is racial discrimination wrong? Senator?

(01:25:44):
Our constitution prohibits race discrimination, discrimination on the basis of race.
Can let me ask again, is racial discrimination wrong? Senator?
As a judge, I don't deal with issues of morality
or whether something you have no views on whether it's
right or wrong, Senator, because that is an issue that

(01:26:07):
is frequently litigated before the courts pursuant to Canon three
of the Code of Conduct. Okay, so why does the
constitution prohibit racial discrimination, Senator? I think it's part of
our constitution and this nation's history of aiming for equal justice. What, Chris,

(01:26:32):
I've decided that's how we need to end the soundbites.
Is that too abrupt? Is it too much? I don't
like it. I don't know what you're rubbing your head for.
I like it. I think it's a good idea. This
soundboard thing is the greatest thing I've ever been given.
I really I'm a big fan. All right, quick, there's
benefit in getting them exposed, all right, I'm not just

(01:26:54):
talking about Kamala. There's benefit in getting them exposed. There is.
And to your point, though, let's see what they do
when they do take back power. And I'll be frank
with you. I don't want to be a Debbie downer,
especially not on a Friday. And ask doctor Jesse Friday.
I'll be frank with you. I'm not that hopeful. I mean,

(01:27:16):
it is the Republican Party. There's nobody better at snatching
defeat from the jaws of victory than the Republican Party.
They've forever. Once they get power, well let's be nice,
let's be better than them. So look, I'm worried that's
what we're going to get again. However, they are at
some level responsible to their base. They are. They at

(01:27:39):
least pay lip service to their base, even though they
trash us behind our back half the time. They understand
you want things done. Let's see if they can do
these things. All right, Let's take heart, all right, take heart,
we gotta keep fighting, right all right, we have a
lot more, asked doctor Jesse Friday. Coming. Remember I was
just talking to you about putting your money where you're

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you get the slippers fifty percent off. While you're there,
check out the overstock sale because they have pillows and
howls and sheets limited limited my pillow dot Com promo

(01:29:04):
code Jesse miss something. There's a podcast getting on demand
wherever podcasts are found, The Jesse Kelly Show. It is
The Jesse Kelly Show. And look, hey, the commander in

(01:29:24):
chief spoke today. Let's pay the man the respect he's due. Chris. Please,
I don't want to get gone because I have to
keep you here too long. You know all I'm about
to I'm about said, and you know what I've done,
and you know what we're doing, and you know what
I know what you're doing. Let me close to this.
Thanks show got jeez, mister Steele. Okay, the other night,

(01:29:49):
I've got done Feed and Cattle and below zero tempts.
I sat down to watch your show with some bud heavies.
I began to see two of you on the same
screen and thought, Wow, two Jesse's are better than one.
And then Lauren Bobert came on your show and I
see two of her. Wow, two of her is better
than two Jesse's. Ha ha, that's not nice. My question

(01:30:10):
is how many bud evies is too many? With results
like two Laurens. You can say my name, whose name
is Doug? These these are our listeners right here, by
the way, he's talking about my TV show. My TV
shows on the first TV every single night, nine pm Eastern.
And yes, we had Lauren Bobert on where she formerly
accepted her Hottest Women in Congress certificate. We had made

(01:30:32):
her even though she had some I don't know, not
that complimentary things to say about our twenty seven dollars
and forty three cent red lobster gift card. Apparently we
weren't supposed to use it at all before we sent
it to her. I mean, talk about not being appreciative.
Moving on, it sounds like a little toys. He's mad
about the girly cocking gun. Sound well, look, look we're

(01:30:56):
still working out everything on the board. All right, we
have there is a pistol cock, and then there's a
pistol shot. All it sounds since I realized that doesn't
sound that intimidating. But then there's the rifle cock and
the rifle shot. See much much more different. Chris, do
be a fit? What Chris? This is important? I think

(01:31:18):
we need a cannon. There's got to be a cannon.
What we do need a cannon, don't we? We gotta
have a cannon and make you know, let's just get
all the weapons, Chris. Let's get some bombs and a cannon,
and then what this will help the show? Trust me,
believe it's very professional. It's a professional show. This one
said noise machine. Please tell me you have fart noises? Well,

(01:31:38):
as you've already heard, Chris did load one of those
up for us. And since we have the maturity of
twelve year olds on this show, you can expect probably
a lot of that, Chris, you know it's going to
be the best. Whenever we have guests on. Yeah, I can, Yes,
I can. I can. I can do whatever I want
when we have guests on, I'm just gonna randomly, as

(01:31:58):
they're talking, just start dropping these on there and not
say anything about it. I won't hesitate. I won't say anything.
And if if they yeah, I won't acknowledge it at all.
And if they bring it up at all, I'll be
what are you talking about? I just thought it was
you Are you feeling okay? Was it Chili dogs for launcher?
It's fine, there's no judgment here. It's gonna be the best.
Chris Rosby just a little. Oh, I can't read that

(01:32:19):
email on the air. That's terrible. This guy, Oh, this
guy says I heard your commercial from my pillow. You
say they fitted you for your very own my pillow.
My question is do they do that forever for anyone
or did they do it for you because of your
extremely large head. His name is Dave one. That's not
very nice. Dave two. They do it for everybody. Okay,

(01:32:40):
you can get fitted for your own pillow based on
how you sleep and whatnot. All right, go get your
own my pillow. Use the promo co Jesse, save yourself somebody. Seriously,
don't forget to have an overstock sale. So if you've
been thinking about it, go see if what you're looking
for is in their overstock sales section. Do you really
save some money then? Hey, Jesse, I know you talk

(01:33:00):
all the time about hitting comies where it hurts. This
is exactly what the truckers up in Canada have done.
I'm sure you've seen the video of the leftist in
his skinny jeans screaming at the trucker about not being
able to sleep for five days. It was awesome watching
him throw a hissy fit. The truckers have showed us
the way. His name is Rob in North Dakota. They
have look, they have showed us the way. And I

(01:33:21):
think it's incredible and I love I love how salty
the communist politicians are getting up there too. I want
to ask the mirror if he will pick up the
phone and call go fund me in the States direct,
directly and demand that they cease and desist sending money
to these unlawful protesters. And perhaps while he's added, he

(01:33:43):
could pick up the phone and ask the Prime Minister
to do the same. We've had some conversations. What Chris, Oh,
it's what I was just ending it. I meant to
hit the stop button. That was an accident. I'm sorry,
it's not a big deal. This email says, O MG, Chris,
take the sound take the soundboard away from Jesse, please,

(01:34:04):
I beg you. It's the worst. Well, allow me to
just say, I'm gonna shoot down that idea. How's the
news studio? He said, your air force bashing cracks me up.
We are in heaven over here. We're making a big
store run for hot pockets. And beer and water later
on today, let's just say things are about to get better.

(01:34:24):
Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show, and I
have good news and bad news. The good news is
Chris asked the question during the break that I'm going

(01:34:45):
to answer, and I'll give you kind of a little
skinny on some old Marine Corps mortar stuff. The bad
news is Michael during the break actually loaded up a cannon. Sound.
You're probably going to be hearing a lot of that
on the show. It's fine, Chris, it's fine. So what so?

(01:35:06):
Chris asked me, but what do mortars sound like? And
this is one of those things I'm gonna be this guy.
The movies drive me crazy. Whenever you see mortars, in
case you don't know, maybe you don't even know what
mortars are. Whenever you've seen a war movie and there's
a tube sticking straight up in the air and they
take around and they drop it down the tube and

(01:35:27):
then the round fires out, that's a mortar. Okay, it's
a mortar. It's a it's an artillery weapon. Whenever you
see it in the movies, it always sounds like Foom
likes it sounds like it doesn't sound like anything. They
do not sound like that at all. In real life.
They are loud. It is pow and then they're very,
very very loud. So that's one. Two. Chris asked me

(01:35:51):
about misfires. Actually have a couple stories on this, thankfully,
the first The first one is at my story. It
does take a long time to make sure you know
you're using them safely and very sadly. There have been
incidents before where guys have double loaded a mortar. You
drop one down and it doesn't go off, and if

(01:36:13):
you drop around down there and it doesn't go off,
there's there's a process for slowly getting that round out,
making sure you're catching it, and then it has to
be disposed of a certain way. Remember this is not
a grenade, I mean that would be bad enough. This
is a high explosive thing. Your mom would be burying
your fingernail if that thing goes off. Well, there have

(01:36:33):
been incidents where there was confusion. I mean it's loud.
Even drills, even just practice is loud, and guys have
dropped a second one on top of the first one
and that can cause it to go off. And there
have been incidents I know in the Marines I'm sure
the Armies had this as well, where entire mortar crews
have been wiped out, because, believe me, if one of

(01:36:54):
those things goes off right there, everyone's dead. There's not
gonna be much left of you. And I realized this
is getting a little dark. Which, look, this is what
our guys go through. Our guys take these risks every day.
At some point you have to go out, like if
you have a range and you've been practicing mortars, you
have to go out to where the mortars have been
dropping and do certain things. Well, you have to be

(01:37:16):
very careful about that, and they don't just let anyone
go out because you have unexploded mortars out there. And
there have been, i mean multiple situations where guys just
stren't thinking and they'll see a fin, a mortar has
a little fin on the bottom of it. They just
kind of kick it, boom, goes off. You're dead, you're hamburger.
There are places all over Europe to this day, obviously

(01:37:36):
France mostly where you can't go because of all the
mortar and artillery shells they fired, and there's all this
unexploded ordinance. To this day, there's still a process where
they're trying to get this stuff dug out of the
earth so it can be safe again for people. Now
that's all the ugly stuff. Here's a good story about
my physical pain. I've told you before. When you graduate

(01:38:00):
boot camp, if you're in the infantry, you go to
SI after School of Infantry. The other people who are
in infantry go to some little condensed ten day schools.
It's fine, but but you go to School of Infantry
and it takes a while. So that's where you're learning
how to you know, throw grenades, you're learning how to patrol,
you're learning how to do all these various things. And
if you're a mortarman like I was, you learn how

(01:38:20):
to shoot mortars. Well, I had see how I can
explain this that people will understand. In an infantry platoon,
there are if you're in a grunt company, you'll have
sixty millimeter mortars. Okay, those are smaller ones, and then
there are big ones called eighty ones. Those go for
more of the battalion level. Those are more permanent, they're

(01:38:42):
almost more artillery shells. They're big boys, big heavy ones.
I was part of the sixty millimeter border one. Well,
because it's smaller, you can actually fire them by hand. No,
stay with me here. One you have to wear an
asbestos glove to hold the mortar tube because that sucker
gets hot and gets hot really really fast. Let me

(01:39:03):
just clarify it, really really fast. Two you have to
be careful. Now you're not shoulder firing this thing. When
I say be careful, this is what I mean. If
you can picture a mortar round, all right, So it
has a long fin on the end of it. Well,
on the fin, they have charges donuts. Just think of

(01:39:24):
little mini donuts. That's what they have. They come with
and maybe it's changed today, but back when I was
doing it, they have four little mini donuts on there
and they add basically juice. They add juice to the round.
You leave more charges on there if you're trying to
get the round to go further, and they'll call out
how many chargers are supposed to have and whatnot. Well,
if you're hand firing a weapon, there's a huge kick

(01:39:47):
even though it's in the ground. You don't put any
charges on there because it makes it kick too much.
I broke my finger in Si because the guy who
loaded the round in there when we were practic seeing
hand firing. He left the charges on, and I didn't know.
You're not really looking at it. There's a lot going on.
So he loads around in and I'm sitting there. I've
got it held and boom, I fire the thing and immediately,

(01:40:12):
I mean the second I fire it, I'm seeing stars.
My hand hurts so bad. I'm seeing stars. But also
remember this is the Marine Corps, this is not girl scouts.
You don't want to look like a big girl in
front of everyone else. So I'm pretty sure something's broken,
but I don't understand why it would be broken, because
at that time I didn't realize he left the charges on,
and I didn't want to look like a big whoos.

(01:40:34):
So instead I tell my about it, Yeah, could you
hold this for me real quick? And I just kind
of got up and started walking away, but I only
got about fifteen feet and I kind of had to
stop and just kind of put my knee to the
ground and I'm sitting there holding my hand, and that's
when a poor guy, he felt terrible about it. That's
when he said, oh, I forgot to take the charges off,
and they all then look over at me, and I'm

(01:40:56):
sitting there just clutching my hand. Oh it sucked. Ah well,
it makes a man of you handsome, beginning to doubt
you're cooking. You really like Hamburger Helper. Does the infamous
Chris ever get a day off? Love the show? You know? Sad?
This makes me no, Chris never takes a day off. Ever.

(01:41:17):
I think he's taken a couple of days off pretty soon,
which I can't wait for. And I think that's the
first time he's ever taken a day off. Chris. Have
you ever taken a day off otherwise? Oh, Chris, I
can't say that on the air. I can say it
on the air. Chris is gonna propose finally, gonna make
an honest woman of that lady. I'm proud of you.
I'm proud of only five years, Chris. It probably took

(01:41:37):
him five years to get up the money or to
save up enough money to buy the ring. Make sure
you guys have a bunch of little Jewish kids and stuff, Chris.
We must populate the earth, my friend. That's even in
the Old Testament. I didn't mean I'm gonna participate, man,
I think that should just be left to you. But
make sure you have a bunch of kids. All right,
So that's good. So Chris is gonna pop the question.

(01:41:58):
Congrats to Chris too. Don't you ever dog on hamburger
helper to me? Not ever. I will tell you though.
The wife, you know, she's she's a gymnast. She was
on the Canadian national team, and so I mean gymnast gymnast,
so she's a health freak. She didn't like me eating
the boxed hamburger helper, which I love. Oh my gosh,

(01:42:20):
wait a minute, she's out of town. I'm gonna go
get some hamburger helper. Don't distract me. So she's come
up with a recipe where she makes it homemade. Oh
it's so good. You know what it is, Chris, it's
the bomb. Gosh, it's fine, Chris Jesse. I heard your
show yesterday. Regarding Tulsi, I'm from Hawaii, so I know

(01:42:44):
her background. She may sound like a trader and you
can't trust her because she portrays like a backstabber. However,
you have to consider her past. Her father was in
politics and was a Republican. Being that Hawaii is a
strong Democrat state, it was difficult to be elected. Switching
part he was the only way to get elected when
he switched parties, he got elected. So, in essence, Tulsey

(01:43:04):
is a Republican and Democrat clothing. She's a product of
her upbringing, says I can mention her name. Her name
is Stella. Look, I'm not anti Tulsi, but I'm also
not pro Tulsi. We have this thing on the right
where we're so desperate for a reasonable sounding Democrat who

(01:43:25):
doesn't flat out hate the country that we'll just wrap
our arms around anyone who pops up. And that appears
to be Tulse Gabber. For all the things I disagree
with her on, she apparently does not hate America. And honestly,
it's sad that that's such an improvement, but that is
an improvement. I don't hate Tulse Gabber, all right. I'm

(01:43:45):
just I'm not gonna get behind her. That's it. Quit, Chris,
grow up. Gosh. All right, we have a couple more
questions and then we'll get the headlines. I didn't get
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(01:45:27):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Heading into a bachelor weekend.
Wife is out of town, Just me and my son's
watching Rambo eating hamburger helper going out to waffle House
doing all the classy things we Kelly's love to do. Gosh,
I'm so excited. I mean, I'm miss her, I'm miss
her and all that. What Chris, It's fine, it's fine.

(01:45:50):
I did see online my friend Kia Davis was talking
about nonprofits and charities and how you can't trust a
lot of them. Remember, I worked in the nonprofit world
for about a year when I lost my congression of
races move back to DC. I've worked in that world.
You can't imagine how ugly it is. Look up the

(01:46:11):
charity ratings for whatever organization you want to give to.
I don't care how nice the name sounds, how good
the ads look, how much they tug at your heartstrings.
That's one of the reasons I speak so emphatically about
Tunnel to Towers. It's not just their mission statement, right,
I mean, who doesn't love that they're building smart homes
for wounded vets, They're building they're paying off mortgages for

(01:46:33):
gold Star families. They even have a tiny homes thing.
It's called Operation home Base. They're gifting tiny homes to
homeless veterans. Like all these things, all that wouldn't matter
if they were a scumbag organization. Their charity rating is
basically perfect. When you give to Tunnel to Towers, it
goes where they tell you it goes. That's why I

(01:46:54):
love them so much. Eleven bucks a month, that's what
they asked for. Eleven dollars a month. Automatically go to
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eleven bucks a month. That's nothing. T the number two
t dot org. All right, Tunnel to Towers. Now, let
me get to a couple more questions and then I'll

(01:47:15):
get to headlines. Hang on, I feel bad. I don't
feel like I got to as many questions today, Chris.
Sometimes I got to some. I'm sorry. I have a
new toy. Hey, Jesse, suburban mom here, listen to you
every day. I'm loving what I'm seeing with the trucker
convoy in Canada and hearing of plans of a US
convoy soon. So what happens next? Do communists actually admit

(01:47:39):
defeat that doesn't seem to be in their nature? How
will Biden wiggle his way out of this? She says,
I can use her name. Her name is Tammy. Well, look, no,
they're not going to admit defeat. There is a chance
these truckers have so much power, there is a chance
they will be able to get them to lift the mandates.

(01:48:01):
But understand something, and I am not saying this to
intimidate anybody. What is happening right now in Canada is wonderful.
I hope the same thing happens here. If it does,
we will voice our support for it and do whatever
we can do. I'm with you, But understand this, the
tyrants are not done fighting back. They're going to keep

(01:48:21):
fighting and they're going to try to intimidate and shut
you up. They're going to try everything in their power.
What does that look like. Well, I mean I brought
it up earlier in the show. Tucker Carlson was awfully
hard on the Biden administration. The NSA started collecting his

(01:48:42):
text messages and emails and release them to the press.
Understand that we are dealing with evil tyrants who will
do things like that and more, and they control all
the levers of power. It's why I've told you so
many times. The most dangerous situation in America today as
the FBI. It's packed by democrats. The FBI is packed

(01:49:03):
by democrats. The FBI, they can destroy your life without
a moment's hesitation. The FBI can destroy your life. And
it's all run by people who hate you. Remember the
heads of the counter Terrorism Division, they had a meeting
to decide which terrorist threat tag to attach to concerned

(01:49:28):
parents who were showing up at school board meetings. I
am not saying this to intimidate you. I'm saying this
so you know and you're ready. Don't think they're just
going to go home and suck their thumb and say, well,
we tried, didn't work out. They're going to fight back,
and fight back viciously. I've been saying this leading into
the twenty twenty two mid terms. It looks, yeah, it

(01:49:49):
looks like right now Democrats are going to take a beating,
maybe a historic beating. That's how it looks. Don't think
for a second the communist is just going to throw
up his hands and tell well, I mean we tried, look,
say hey, we'll get them next time. Guys. These people
don't think like that, not in a million years. These

(01:50:10):
people think in terms of victory. That's how we must
think at all times. All right, and now here's a headline,
you know the thing. Headlines we didn't get to you.
Labor unions took thirty seven million dollars of ineligible COVID

(01:50:31):
relief from the government. Remember something about democrats, and remember
it well. When Republicans take power, they spend all their
time extending a hand to their enemies and crapping on
their friends. Democrats do not operate that way. When Democrats
take power, they spend all their time rewarding their friends

(01:50:53):
and punishing their enemies. It is something to watch. Headline
Tennessee human rights executive director abusive to employees. All right,
that's not funny, But I'll tell you something. We've talked
about this before. A cop friend of mine he told
me something one day. I'll never forget it. He said, Look,

(01:51:13):
if you find a cop who car theft, that's his thing.
He's a car theft cop. You're probably going to find
a cop who has either stolen a car or has
some kind of fascination with stealing cars. He said. It
applies across the board. When you have somebody who's who's

(01:51:33):
taken an interest in something like that, oftentimes they have
a fascination with it. The second you start a human
rights organization, I'm automatically suspect headline. New report shows NSA
still monitoring American citizens without a warrant. I know, I
know you think I'm right about everything all the time,

(01:51:55):
and for the most part, that's correct, Chris now, but
an all citizens, I have never been more wrong about
anything in my life than I was. Back when I
was a young hothead who supported the Patriot Act. I
thought when I would look, I was young and dumb. Yeah,
screw those terrorists. And I had all these libertarian types saying,
you're crazy, man, They're gonna use that on us one

(01:52:17):
day and I was all, oh, no, they're not, You're
soft on terror. Ah. Yeah, they were all right, and
I was dead wrong. This whole thing is bad, bad,
bad news. FISER documents FDA must produce hundreds of thousands
of pages over the next six months the judge rules
and a court order. I just want to point out

(01:52:40):
to everybody that FISER has kept a lot of information
about this therapeutic hidden, and the FDA has helped them
keep it hidden. The FDA was told, okay, you need
to tell us what's in this, and the FDA tried
to slow roll it. Remember this, The FDA said, oh, sorry,

(01:53:01):
we don't have the people. We don't have enough people
for this. It's probably gonna take us fifty five years
to release all the information. They actually tried to pull that.
By the grace of God, a judge just stepped in
and said, ah, no, actually, you're gonna tell us right
now what people are injecting into their bodies. Think about
this now. I don't know what that report's going to be.

(01:53:21):
I don't I'm not a doctor. I'm not a scientist.
I'm not a pharmacist. I don't know. But wrap your
mind around this. What if there are some really ugly
things in there? What if there are things in there
people don't want in their bodies. And think about all
the flat out government coercive measures that have been taken
to force people to take this. Think about the outrage

(01:53:44):
in the dishtrust that's going to come from that. Uh yeah,
all right, keep your chin up, have a great weekend.
If you need me, I'll be watching Rambo and eating
Hamburger Helper. That's all. Take it in there,

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