June 21, 2022 • 37 mins
We have people living in a world of make-believe where they'll believe media's white supremacist caricature of Republicans. Restricting your rights to go after crazy people. A man's obligation to protect.
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Let's have some fun on what's going to be quite
a Tuesday. And here's here's where we're at, and there
is a there's a lot, a lot to wrap your
mind around today. So let's just walk through all of
it and then we'll get to whatever I can get
to in three hours. I only have three hours, Chris.
I'm only human. I can't get to everything. They're teaching
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our cadets at West Point about whiteness. The government is
trying to make sure you can't buy body armor. We'll
talk about that. We're gonna talk about the GOP in
certain states learning how to play offense. A great news
in the culture war, corporate wars we're in when it
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comes to Disney, why corporations and CEOs are weak, empathetic,
and the world of make Believe. We have all that
and so much more tonight on The Jesse Kelly Show.
But I want to begin here. I want to begin
with a theme that's been consistent on the show, and
it's going to remain consistent on the show. There was
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a Supreme Court decision today. I'm not going to bore
you with all the legal mumbo jumbo, nor do I
even have the education level to do. So, heybe aescorpus
and Rits and stuff like that, Chris. They speak Spanish
or whatever that language is. It's fine. But either way,
the what you need to know about the decision was this.
It said that in Maine, in the state of Maine,
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if you're going to give vouchers for private schools, you
have to give vouchers for private religious schools as well,
either they Catholic, Christian, religious, whatsoever. And there's a human
being out there. I don't know how to say his name,
nor do I care how to say his name. I
think his first name is Wajahat or something like that.
His last name is Ali. I did figure that out, Chris,
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Not to brag, Not to brag, And in response to this,
he had this to say, quote, private Islamic schools and
Jewish schools should open up all over Maine. The state
has to fund you now to so take advantage of it.
Move your communities there as well. Let's see what the
Supreme Court says, to which every single person you know
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and I know, said, yeah, okay, that's fine. Start rely fine,
go go start your Muslim school, Go start your Jewish school.
Sounds good. Put it right by my kids Christian school.
I don't care, It's fine whatever, But this is what
I mean when I talk about a world of make believe.
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In this hum I'm actually going to defend this person,
even though he's an idiot. I'm going to defend this
person what he has in his mind. It's a caricature
of what you are. You're this Nazi, white supremacist. You
spend all your time spending on Islam, and you hate Jews.
You probably have ten clan hats in your closet. You
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have all these guns just waiting for a chance to
mirder people. And you can laugh and roll your eyes,
and I am too, but you must understand for the
people who are in the media, the people who come
from academia and now operate our corporate world, for senators
their staffers, that caricature I just described is completely real.
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And this is the reason, this is one of the
major reasons we're so divided. They don't have any idea
what you believe? None, And why don't they They never
have to confront it. Let's say, let's say right now
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you're in Manhattan. Let's say right now you're walking through
Central Park, and maybe you're this idiot. I think he
works for CNN. I know they're based out of Atlanta.
But let's just for this example. Let's say CNN's in
New York and you're strolling through Central Park and mommy
and daddy they were rich white liberals, And of course
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you went to NYU, right, You went to ny You
got good grades, plus dad made a couple of generous
donations to the school. They have a little wing named
after him. And you go to NYU and who are
you hanging out there? What are you learning from your professors?
You're learning that America is an evil, racist, terrible place
of colonizers. And you're learning that people on the right
or nazi white supremacists, and frankly, they shouldn't even be
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allowed to talk. And then you walked out of NYU
after graduating there, and you walked right into CNN. Your
dad called a guy who knew, a guy who knew
a guy got you a job as an assistant producer there.
And everyone you work with they all believe everything you've
been taught your whole life. You got to vote to Democrat.
Republicans are evil. Now they're Nazi white supremacists. Those guns
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are going to murder, everybody, your local government mayor Eric Adams,
your city council. They all reinforce these beliefs to you.
Your friends reinforce these beliefs to you. When you're not
working at CNN, you go home and you're like, hey,
I'm tired of the news. I'm gonna turn on Netflix
and see what's new on there. And every single bit
of original programming on Netflix, they all reinforce your worldview,
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all of them. Hey, maybe it's your turn to watch
your niece for the weekend. Lord knows you don't have
any kids of your own, so you'll pick up your
niece and you'll take your niece to the New light
Year a movie. And of course they are lesbians making
out in there. That's what kids movies should be. Over
and over and over again. Every single thing in your life,
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everything in your life, supports your worldview, every part of it,
and so you never and you don't even know this,
you're actually in a prison. That person, the people who
bring you the news, the people who write our laws
in the Senate, these people, they actually all reside in
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a prison, in a world of make believe. They're trapped
and they're not trying to get out. That's the problem.
They don't know they're in a prison. You see. They
never have to confront your real worldview, because where would
they find that. Are they listening to the Jesse Kelly
Show right now? Are they going to pick up a
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book written by Thomas Soul Are they going to do
they ever listen to Rush Limbaugh even once while he
was still gracing the airwaves with his presence. Never are
they going to be sitting beside you in church or
in synagogue this Saturday or Sunday. I remember when you
people go to church or whatever you call it, Chris, No,
they're not on You're never going to encounter them anywhere.
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You're never going to run into a neighbor who maybe
maybe he's got an AAR fifteen. Maybe he actually practices
it with it, practices with it, knows how it works,
he's very happy with it, and he'll be happy to
tell you why he has it and how he uses
it and what it can and can't do. But you
never have to confront that human being. So I've been
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calling it a world of make believe, but in reality,
it's more appropriate to think about it as a prison
that you don't know about do you ever see that
movie The Truman Show and that movie where, in case
you haven't seen it, Jim carreyes the actor that was
back when he was funny, before he lost his mind.
He's the actor and he has this kind of quote
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perfect life, even though there's no such thing. He's got
the pretty wife, and he's got the job, and the
pretty house and the white picket fence and the manicured
lawn and he doesn't know, or at least he eventually
figures it out. Sorry for the spoiler, it's like twenty
years old. He eventually figures out. He's part of a
television show every part of his life. They're all actors
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and actresses. He lives in this gigantic dome. Quit, Chris,
that's not funny. Quit. He lives in this gigantic dome
and his world isn't real and he doesn't know it. Now.
That would be one thing. If let's say you're fifteen
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year old daughter lose in her mind listening to she
has bad friends, listening to some bad music, whatever the
case may be, and all of a sudden she gets
twisted up and she lives in this world of make believe.
That would be one thing that would hurt as a parent,
that would hurt you. But it's not the end of
the world. But what do we do. What do we
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do if all our people in power? What do we
do if they all reside in that world of make believe?
What if the people who bring you the news reside
in that prison, The people who make your movies, they
reside in that prison. What if the president of the
United States of America resides in a world of make
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not the majority of mars saying that, come on, don't
make things up. Okay, now you're sounding like you're Coverlican politician.
I'm joking. That was a joke. But all can decide. No,
I don't think it is. I was talking to Larry
Summers a scorn and there's nothing inevitable by the recession.
I did I think we're gonna be abb nobod. He's saying,
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we're well, we're gonna have a recession. You're making things up.
I love how Joe's always a jerk, and then tries
to walk it back with I'm kidding. That was a joke. No,
it was not a joke. No, it was not a joke. No,
one's saying we're having a recession. You're making things up.
I just talked to uh, Larry Summers and he told
me we're not gonna have a recession. How does a
nation overcome the President of the United States living in
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the world of make believe? A prison. We're gonna talk
about that tonight. We're gonna talk about them trying to
make sure you can't pretend yourself. That's coming up next
more Joe Biden. Sound that. There's a lot of Joe
Biden talk today in January sixth Oh, that's still to
come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to that,
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A world of make believe New York. Remember you always
have to pay attention. As New York goes, so goes
the rest of Blue America. New York's new restriction on
body vests is touted by HOCl New York Governor Kathy Hokel.
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It's hardly bulletproof. Ha. That's a good punt. That's a
good punt, Chris. Anyway. Governor Kathy Hoke's facing a torrent
of criticism after bragging about a new state gun law
restricting body vests, which does not include protective armor worn
weeks ago by a teenage white supremacist arrested in a
massacre of black shoppers in Buffalo. Why does the government
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not want me to have body armor? Let me just
see if I understand this correctly. I am allowed by
them now clude this is their platform. This is again,
this is the platform. I'm allowed to have a shotgun,
double barret shotgun. I'm not allowed to have an AAR fifteen.
Of course, that's a weapon of war. I am not
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allowed to have a magazine that holds over ten rounds,
which is virtually all magazines. And now now I'm not
allowed to have body armor either. It almost feels like
and I certainly gosh, I don't want to sound like
a paranoid conspiracy theorist here, but I feel like maybe
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they want to hurt me. I feel like maybe they
think because we are the unwashed masses, the unruly peasants
who were who were getting out of line, we're saying
things we shouldn't say we're relying about the election. We're
responsible for white supremacy. Were these unruly people? They wish
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we would get back into line. And I can't help
but feel like all these things are designed so they
have the freedom to do well more things to get
us back into line. Why don't you want me to
have body armor? Kathy HOKEL do you plan on sending
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government agents to my house to hurt me? And maybe
you're sitting there saying, Jesse, don't be paranoid. This is
just that's crazy. They they only want to maybe give
the cops the ability to stop crazy people. It's not
about you, Jesse. Okay, they want the cops to have
the ability. Kathy Hoco wants to send the cops to
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stop somebody who's a crazy person. Okay, Um, let's see,
let's just go down the list here. Abortion. I think
aborting your child before it's born accept unless the life's
mother is unless the wife the wife, the life of
the mother is at stake. I think abording your child
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before it's born is actually murder. Do you think Kathy
Hoco thinks I'm crazy for thinking that. I believe that
the American citizen should not only own fully automatic weapons.
The average American citizen is well within their Second Amendment
rights to own explosives. In fact, I think a machine
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gun nest on every home in America is not out
of line. Do you think Kathy Hookel believes that that
makes me insane? Coal? There's all this talk about coal, right,
We're gonna more electric vehicles. Everything needs to be electric. Yeah,
your electric vehicle runs, Uncle, Sorry, I love coal. If
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I had my way, I would have more coal plants
being built every day when I drive by, when I
drive through the rust Belt. You know, I grew up
in Ohio and I drive through the rust Belt and
I still see plants. I love it. I look at
that and I don't see ugliness. I look at that
and I see prosperity. I see a higher standard of
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living for America. I think we should build a new
coal plant every week in the United States of America
until we're drowning in our own power. Do you think
Kathy Hokel thinks that makes me insane? And so if
the answer to those questions are yes, let's circle all
the way back to the beginning. Kathy Hokel doesn't want
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me to have body armor because she wants agents of
the state to come kill me. How am I supposed
to take this any other way? You don't want me
to have body armor. Oh, the fact that you don't
want me to have body armor leads me to believe
I should really, really, really have some body armor. All right,
let's set that aside. Let's go to Joe, and you
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should just understand whenever you ask you a question that
we are in the process of making up my mind.
Are you telling you have you made up your mind
on China tariffs? Sir, uh, we're in the process of
doing that. You're you're lifting the tariffs, and we're in
the process of making up my mind science And I'm
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ready to go. That's so perfect. We're in the process
of making up my mind. I'll let you know what
we come up with. Gosh oh wait, speaking of a
world of make belief, Joe Biden has an advisor. Her
name is Cecilia Rouse. I want you to listen because
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as you watch the destruction of your standard of living
because of inflation. Remember real inflation, it's at like twenty percent.
They're giving us these numbers. Oh, it's at eight point five,
eight point six. No, it's not. No normal human being
out there right now has had an eight point six
percent reduction in their standard of living. Everyone knows it's
twenty I want you to listen to this person a
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world of make believe. Is it possible? As Americans are
feeling that pain, that that message is a little tone
deaf and could have a really kind of negative impact
in terms of consumer sentiment. So I'm not sure which
part is the tone deaf. The President is looking to
lower cost spending more important come go ahead, but he's
focused on reducing costs for some of the most important
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items for Americans. Reducing prescription costs, reducing costs for childcare,
helping people get back to work because they are able
to balance responsibilities at home and at work. So these
are the kinds of investments we need to make. They
spend out over time. We know that this president is
focused on reducing the deficit. This deficit is on track
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to be reduced by one point seven trillion dollars this year.
That's more than that happened under President Trump, and so
he understands the role the deficit plays also in reducing inflation.
But we also have to make the kinds of investments
to make sure that our economy continues to thrive. As
we get to the other side of this, as you're
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being destroyed by inflation, they're still trying to pass a
multi trillion dollar bill. Wrap your mind around this. They
passed that Biden's first bill that was a little over
a trillion dollars, and that has already accelerated inflation through
the roof. What happens if they pass a three or
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four trillion dollar build back better bill, that's the end
of your standard of living. And yet, on and on
and on they march, all right, we still have to
get to the navy talk we have. You've all a
police really crapp in the bed. I'm about to go
off on that. Hang on a second. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday, and Antonio was gonna
be a good ten to night time tonight. You know,
we have Selena Zito coming on about an hour from now,
and she always gives us a perspective. She's obviously the
great writer, Selena Zedo. She always gives us a perspective
of Middle America, a perspective that you can't ever get.
You can't get that perspective in New York City. But
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the rust belt swing voters, they're the ones who decide elections.
They do. You don't have to love that, but they do.
They decide elections. What are they thinking? What are they
going through? One of the most undertalked about I don't
think that's a word Chris is undertime. I think it
is Chris Well it is now now that it's been
said on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Anyway, one
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of the most undertalked about things out there is the
drug problem plaguing poor white communities. I'm going to ask
her about that. I'm asking about some other things before
I get to this January sixth stuff from today, and
before I get to this Uvalide shooting stuff. I did
want to address this. I got this email. My husband
and I have two young boys. We live in a
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blue state where crime laws are weak, schools teach CRT
and it keeps getting worse. She says she has the
privilege of homeschooling their boys. We're a conservative family and
love our faith, guns and values. My husband is graduating
from welding school soon, good for him, and we want
to move to another state. We want our boys to
grow up in a state that loves and cares for
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its people. Montana is on our list of states. You've
mentioned living in Montana before. I'd like to hear your
pros and cons of living there, please and thank you. Ps.
My five year old son listens to you along with
me and loves the Freedo Bandido song, only he replaces
it with mama is the Freedo Bandido? All right? I
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get these questions a lot from people, a lot from people,
so I want to I want to make sure I
clarify some real pros and cons you're going to have
to deal with. Let's say, right now, let's say you
do live in New York City. We've been talking a
lot New York City. Say you live there, and let's
say you're thinking about moving to Montana. I would encourage
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you to do so. I have told you several times
get out of these cities. Not because I don't love them,
you know I love them, especially places like New York.
It's because you don't have any more protection anymore, and
it's going to get worse and worse and worse, from
the judges to the juries at the NYPD has all
these retirements for a reason. The good guys are walking away.
They're filling these departments with cops you don't want around you.
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You don't have the politicians, you have no level of
protection whatsoever. So get out. But I do need to
prepare people who are leaving the big city two places
like Montana, or at least considering it one. And this
is honestly the biggest one. Winter time. Now, maybe you're
sitting there saying, oh, we have winter here. I know
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what cold is. Give me a break. No, you don't understand.
You have a winter day, you have a winter week,
maybe a winter two weeks. You gotta bundle up a
little bit, put on a scarf. When you live in
a place in the rocky mountains, especially like where I
lived in Bozeman, Montana, winter socks in for a season
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and by the time winter's done, this is a routine
thought people have in Montana. You haven't seen grass or
dry just straight dry pavement on the road in months
at the end of every winter. By the end of
every winter, we would all talk about it. Of man,
I just can't wait to drive on a dry road
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with no snow or ice on it, because you haven't
laid eyes on black blacktop in months. You now, I'm
not trying to intimidate you. I'm not. But I watched
this happen so many times. People would move in and
they love it and it's beautiful, in the best place
on earth, and they last one winter and they pack
it up and leave. I'm not telling you not to go. Go,
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especially if you're going to vote right and you want
your values and things like that. Go because you can
find them there. Go. It is wonderful. The air is clean,
it's beautiful. You'll grow up like I did, hunting and
fishing and camping and hiking and healthy, wonderful things. It
is good. Go, but understand winter will become part of
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your life. It is part of your life. It's not
a hey, do we have long John's. No, you have
a long underwear. I'm talking about long underwear you were
under your clothes. I guess we called them long John's.
Not everyone does. No, everyone has long Johns. There are
days when your children will wear long John's to school.
We had when I was in the fifth grade. We
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moved to Montana from Ohio when I was in the
fifth grade. This is such a culture shock for me.
In Ohio. If they would even get patches of snow
on the ground. If you woke up and there were
patches of snow, it's a guarantee school would be delayed,
if not canceled altogether. You'd run right to the television
because this was before you know phones and internet. You
had to go watch the local news and figure out, hey,
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what's going on. Well, if you were in Montana we
moved to Montana, you would find out very quickly. School
is never canceled, and I mean never canceled. And not
only was it never canceled, I was on several school
buses where there were four or five foot snow drifts
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on the side of the road and the school bus
has chains on the tires because the roads are so icy.
And you would show up at school and you would
go to school and it would be fifteen twenty degrees
below zero, and they would make you go outside for recess.
You're not only going to school when it's recess time,
you're going outside. And we'd go play football and smear
that I can't say that, smear the whatever in the snow.
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And that was what we did. That was what we did.
What Chris, it's fine, it's pride month, man. It could
make jokes, but that's what we did. That's simply what
that's how we grew up. Prepare yourself for winter. If
you're packing it up and you're done with the city,
and you're done with getting stabbed on the subway and
you want to go, go, you will love it. You
will have a better life. I want to encourage you
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to do it. I'm not discouraging you. I'm telling you
prepare to make winter part of your life. You will
have good gloves, you will have long johns, you will
have a good coat. You will drive around with a blanket,
one of those emergency blankets in your vehicle. People get.
People drive off the road and die every single year
up there because they freeze to death on the side
of the road. That's simply something you have to account for.
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That's one adjustment. That's the biggest one. A smaller one
is this. If you live in New York City, you
have access to everything. You're surrounded by airports, major airports
that give you direct flights anywhere you want to go.
You wake up this morning and you decide you want
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to go to Chicago. How many straight shots does this
to Chicago with no layovers? Are there going out of
New York City today A thousand. I mean, I'm making
up a number, but it's a lot. You have access
to food, endless food options. Chris, You've never been so
you wouldn't understand. You can walk out of your hotel
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and you can walk by twenty five restaurants in the
course of five minutes. There's a Jewish by, a Jewish
bakery here, there's a hot dog stand here. Oh, a
one dollar slice of pizza over there. Hey, not luxury
steakhouse there, Look a Russian bar. Oh look, I mean
it's whatever you want. Those options are not there. When
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you move to a more remote place like Wyoming or Montana,
and I'm not here to say they're up there eating squirrels.
You had to get up and shoot for breakfast that morning.
They have restaurants, they have groceries. You can figure out
how to get great meals. They do have things, and
they have local restaurants that pop up that are very good.
When people leave the big city and they move sometimes
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it can be difficult for people to not have access
to everything. At the tip of your fingers. How many
concerts have you been to? I promise you're going to
go to a lot fewer of them up in Montana.
They're just aren't. Just aren't that many. The Rolling Stones
aren't coming to Bozeman. I'm sorry they're not. It's just
the way it works. Chris, Dude, the Rolling Stones still tour?
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Was that too old? That? Yeah? I know they've been
on like twenty final tours. Whatever, you understand what I mean. Now,
for most people, that's gonna be fine. I just wanted
to explain. If you're a big city person and you've
been a big city person in your entire life, it
is a culture shock. Now. All that said, they're not
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having Drag Queen's Story Hour for kids. You don't have
to use your pronouns at work in Montana. When you
drive by somebody, no matter what. When you drive by
somebody on a two lane road there coming the other way,
you wave and they wave. Everyone waves at each other,
even if it's just a little finger raised up off
the steering wheel. It's a better life. Pack it up
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and get out, all right. I didn't get to the
January sixth stuff, and I meant to, dang it. Hang on,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And remember if you
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get to this good news about Disney here in just
a second, well actually about ten minutes from now. Sorry,
I have a couple other things, the insanity of the
corporate world, and that much much more, but I can.
I gotta say it does make me laugh. I'm still
gonna go off on Uvaldi. I'm trying to hold myself
back here, but it does make me laugh a lot.
Listening to the media try to get America to give
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a crap about the January sixth stuff, because nobody does.
Nobody cares, nobody's paying attention to the committee hearings. They
want you to talk about anything else but them, but
dag gone if they're not trying. There's never been a
bigger or more important story in American history than this.
This is the most important story in the history of
the Republic. These January six hearings are remarkable. They are riveting.
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The hearings last night, they were searing, they were vivid.
It was compelling, it was chilling. The videos were chilling,
and it was I think it's going to be historic.
This was a historic compelling. I just I just want
to pause here from them. I'm gonna let him keep going.
It's got another minute. I'm sorry, Chris, I have to interrupt.
I have something to say. Sometimes I interrupt. Sometimes I interrupt.
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The biggest mark of the talentless people you see. You see.
Let me explain the media world how it works here
real quick. There are hosts. That's what I do. I
host a radio show and a TV show. Remember my
TV shows on every single night on the first TV
at nine pm Eastern. There are hosts, and then there
are guests. Now there are guests, and then there are contributors.
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And this is how this works. I don't think there
are contributors in radio, paid contributors, but I could be wrong.
Maybe we're just not advanced enough yet. I don't hardly
have guests, so I'm not gonna pay any of them.
But in TV networks, all of them, all the ones
you watch the first, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, they have
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paid contributors. And most of the time a paid contributorship
means this. Let's say MSNBC hires me on to be
a contributor. Don't worry. I'm not holding out for that
phone call, nor would I want it. But let's say
they do. What that means is this. It means I'm
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exclusive to them most of the time. I can't go
and do a guest spot on Fox. I belong to MSNBC.
It means whenever they call me, I have to show up.
I don't have the option. Like they get a hold
of me, I wake up. I got a text message, Hey, Jesse,
we need you on Rachel Maddow's show to talk about
softball tonight at today at eight pm. And I have
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to go on what Chris I assume she likes softball.
It was just it's not a big deal anyway, But
I can't. I don't have the option. I'm saying, ah,
you know, I don't really feel like it. See, we
do that all the time now. Oftentimes Chris just says
no for me. We get all these requests. We want
you on this show, we want you on that show.
I don't really want to do a bunch of other stuff.
I enjoy what I'm doing, so we just say no.
Most of the time, that option is no longer there.
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You're a paid contributor, but also you always want to
keep that contributor gig because it's a pretty good gig.
The money's not life changing money. I'm not sure what
they make. I've never been a paid contributor, but I
know it's okay. I'm sure you can feed a family
on it, and it's pretty easy living. It's not hard.
How do you keep a job as a paid contributor.
You say things that make headlines, you say outlandish things,
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and since they're all communists, everything has to be historic
in the end of the world and the most important
thing ever, that's why you hear all this hearing. This
is very compelling television. Because it's a very compelling hearing,
and it's compelling, it's MUSTCTV. I've been texting with a
number of sources. I was texting people live during the hearing.
The words that I was hearing from them were stomach turning, riveting, compelling.
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One senator told me that he had a lump in
his throat as he was watching the video and hearing
this test of money is stunning. I wonder if Kamala
had a lump in her throat. Testimony from the House
Select Committee investigating the January sixth assault a stunning round
of testimony from the witnesses, of course, but the committee
was able to offer in terms of new materials that
we yeah, yeah, the idea that that's another forty five
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seconds of stunning, amazing history. I don't need to bore
you with all the details, but that's part of what
you see. I have something else to talk about on
the military, but I want to get to this. You've
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I'm not going to spend a long time on this
because it sickens me, but there is new news out
today about the Uvaldi school shooting of his I know
you remember those kids getting mowed down by that psychopath
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in Uvaldi, And right away we started to see some
video and get some reports from people, and they were
really questioning the cops, and that's rare after those situations.
But the parents who were there, they were complaining about
the cops, the cops, this, the cops that they wouldn't
let us in. The cops wouldn't go in. We're yelling
at the cops to go in. They wouldn't do it.
And we were cautious, vocal, but cautious about the whole thing.
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But then the Uvaldi Police Department. Then they decided they're
not issuing any more public statements, and that was suspicious.
And then they decided they're not going to cooperate with
any investigations into them again, and that's extremely suspicious. And
now I think we understand why they were so close lipped.
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I just want to say something before I play this audio,
because the Special Committee on the shooting, they stepped up
to the plate today. It was a long affair. You
probably didn't see a lot of it, but they stepped
up to the plate today and they issued this public statement.
Before I get to the specifics of this, I want
to just speak to not cops. I'm going to speak
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to every man out there, fellas. If you have a
weapon in your hands, and children are dying at the
hands of a madman, you have an obligation to go
get in a gunfight. Or if all you have is
a knife, go put it. We'll put in some works.
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If all you have is a pepper spray, go put
in some work. You have an obligation. It's not an option.
You have an obligation to do this. And I'll tell
you something else. If there's somebody there trying to stop
you maybe he's given you orders or whatever the case.
Maybe maybe he's trying to stop you from going to
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save those children. You treat him as part of the
threat as well. Nobody stops you from saving children if
they're dying and no one's helping them. Do you understand
That's a message for men all across the United States
of America today, Nobody stops you if you're trying to
save children. Ever, we're gonna talk about this shooting, and
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then we're gonna get to this Disney stuff. We have
Selena zero a half hour from now. All that and
more coming up tonight on The Jesse Kelly Show. Don't
want to hear about it. Every single one's got a
story into
Let's have some fun on what's going to be quite
a Tuesday. And here's here's where we're at, and there
is a there's a lot, a lot to wrap your
mind around today. So let's just walk through all of
it and then we'll get to whatever I can get
to in three hours. I only have three hours, Chris.
I'm only human. I can't get to everything. They're teaching
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our cadets at West Point about whiteness. The government is
trying to make sure you can't buy body armor. We'll
talk about that. We're gonna talk about the GOP in
certain states learning how to play offense. A great news
in the culture war, corporate wars we're in when it
(00:59):
comes to Disney, why corporations and CEOs are weak, empathetic,
and the world of make Believe. We have all that
and so much more tonight on The Jesse Kelly Show.
But I want to begin here. I want to begin
with a theme that's been consistent on the show, and
it's going to remain consistent on the show. There was
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a Supreme Court decision today. I'm not going to bore
you with all the legal mumbo jumbo, nor do I
even have the education level to do. So, heybe aescorpus
and Rits and stuff like that, Chris. They speak Spanish
or whatever that language is. It's fine. But either way,
the what you need to know about the decision was this.
It said that in Maine, in the state of Maine,
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if you're going to give vouchers for private schools, you
have to give vouchers for private religious schools as well,
either they Catholic, Christian, religious, whatsoever. And there's a human
being out there. I don't know how to say his name,
nor do I care how to say his name. I
think his first name is Wajahat or something like that.
His last name is Ali. I did figure that out, Chris,
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Not to brag, Not to brag, And in response to this,
he had this to say, quote, private Islamic schools and
Jewish schools should open up all over Maine. The state
has to fund you now to so take advantage of it.
Move your communities there as well. Let's see what the
Supreme Court says, to which every single person you know
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and I know, said, yeah, okay, that's fine. Start rely fine,
go go start your Muslim school, Go start your Jewish school.
Sounds good. Put it right by my kids Christian school.
I don't care, It's fine whatever, But this is what
I mean when I talk about a world of make believe.
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In this hum I'm actually going to defend this person,
even though he's an idiot. I'm going to defend this
person what he has in his mind. It's a caricature
of what you are. You're this Nazi, white supremacist. You
spend all your time spending on Islam, and you hate Jews.
You probably have ten clan hats in your closet. You
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have all these guns just waiting for a chance to
mirder people. And you can laugh and roll your eyes,
and I am too, but you must understand for the
people who are in the media, the people who come
from academia and now operate our corporate world, for senators
their staffers, that caricature I just described is completely real.
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And this is the reason, this is one of the
major reasons we're so divided. They don't have any idea
what you believe? None, And why don't they They never
have to confront it. Let's say, let's say right now
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you're in Manhattan. Let's say right now you're walking through
Central Park, and maybe you're this idiot. I think he
works for CNN. I know they're based out of Atlanta.
But let's just for this example. Let's say CNN's in
New York and you're strolling through Central Park and mommy
and daddy they were rich white liberals, And of course
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you went to NYU, right, You went to ny You
got good grades, plus dad made a couple of generous
donations to the school. They have a little wing named
after him. And you go to NYU and who are
you hanging out there? What are you learning from your professors?
You're learning that America is an evil, racist, terrible place
of colonizers. And you're learning that people on the right
or nazi white supremacists, and frankly, they shouldn't even be
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allowed to talk. And then you walked out of NYU
after graduating there, and you walked right into CNN. Your
dad called a guy who knew, a guy who knew
a guy got you a job as an assistant producer there.
And everyone you work with they all believe everything you've
been taught your whole life. You got to vote to Democrat.
Republicans are evil. Now they're Nazi white supremacists. Those guns
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are going to murder, everybody, your local government mayor Eric Adams,
your city council. They all reinforce these beliefs to you.
Your friends reinforce these beliefs to you. When you're not
working at CNN, you go home and you're like, hey,
I'm tired of the news. I'm gonna turn on Netflix
and see what's new on there. And every single bit
of original programming on Netflix, they all reinforce your worldview,
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all of them. Hey, maybe it's your turn to watch
your niece for the weekend. Lord knows you don't have
any kids of your own, so you'll pick up your
niece and you'll take your niece to the New light
Year a movie. And of course they are lesbians making
out in there. That's what kids movies should be. Over
and over and over again. Every single thing in your life,
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everything in your life, supports your worldview, every part of it,
and so you never and you don't even know this,
you're actually in a prison. That person, the people who
bring you the news, the people who write our laws
in the Senate, these people, they actually all reside in
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a prison, in a world of make believe. They're trapped
and they're not trying to get out. That's the problem.
They don't know they're in a prison. You see. They
never have to confront your real worldview, because where would
they find that. Are they listening to the Jesse Kelly
Show right now? Are they going to pick up a
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book written by Thomas Soul Are they going to do
they ever listen to Rush Limbaugh even once while he
was still gracing the airwaves with his presence. Never are
they going to be sitting beside you in church or
in synagogue this Saturday or Sunday. I remember when you
people go to church or whatever you call it, Chris, No,
they're not on You're never going to encounter them anywhere.
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You're never going to run into a neighbor who maybe
maybe he's got an AAR fifteen. Maybe he actually practices
it with it, practices with it, knows how it works,
he's very happy with it, and he'll be happy to
tell you why he has it and how he uses
it and what it can and can't do. But you
never have to confront that human being. So I've been
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calling it a world of make believe, but in reality,
it's more appropriate to think about it as a prison
that you don't know about do you ever see that
movie The Truman Show and that movie where, in case
you haven't seen it, Jim carreyes the actor that was
back when he was funny, before he lost his mind.
He's the actor and he has this kind of quote
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perfect life, even though there's no such thing. He's got
the pretty wife, and he's got the job, and the
pretty house and the white picket fence and the manicured
lawn and he doesn't know, or at least he eventually
figures it out. Sorry for the spoiler, it's like twenty
years old. He eventually figures out. He's part of a
television show every part of his life. They're all actors
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and actresses. He lives in this gigantic dome. Quit, Chris,
that's not funny. Quit. He lives in this gigantic dome
and his world isn't real and he doesn't know it. Now.
That would be one thing. If let's say you're fifteen
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year old daughter lose in her mind listening to she
has bad friends, listening to some bad music, whatever the
case may be, and all of a sudden she gets
twisted up and she lives in this world of make believe.
That would be one thing that would hurt as a parent,
that would hurt you. But it's not the end of
the world. But what do we do. What do we
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do if all our people in power? What do we
do if they all reside in that world of make believe?
What if the people who bring you the news reside
in that prison, The people who make your movies, they
reside in that prison. What if the president of the
United States of America resides in a world of make
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not the majority of mars saying that, come on, don't
make things up. Okay, now you're sounding like you're Coverlican politician.
I'm joking. That was a joke. But all can decide. No,
I don't think it is. I was talking to Larry
Summers a scorn and there's nothing inevitable by the recession.
I did I think we're gonna be abb nobod. He's saying,
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we're well, we're gonna have a recession. You're making things up.
I love how Joe's always a jerk, and then tries
to walk it back with I'm kidding. That was a joke. No,
it was not a joke. No, it was not a joke. No,
one's saying we're having a recession. You're making things up.
I just talked to uh, Larry Summers and he told
me we're not gonna have a recession. How does a
nation overcome the President of the United States living in
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the world of make believe? A prison. We're gonna talk
about that tonight. We're gonna talk about them trying to
make sure you can't pretend yourself. That's coming up next
more Joe Biden. Sound that. There's a lot of Joe
Biden talk today in January sixth Oh, that's still to
come on the Jesse Kelly Show. Before we get to that,
let's talk about putting your money where your morals are.
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Why are you sending Verizon money every month? And I
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A world of make believe New York. Remember you always
have to pay attention. As New York goes, so goes
the rest of Blue America. New York's new restriction on
body vests is touted by HOCl New York Governor Kathy Hokel.
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It's hardly bulletproof. Ha. That's a good punt. That's a
good punt, Chris. Anyway. Governor Kathy Hoke's facing a torrent
of criticism after bragging about a new state gun law
restricting body vests, which does not include protective armor worn
weeks ago by a teenage white supremacist arrested in a
massacre of black shoppers in Buffalo. Why does the government
(12:37):
not want me to have body armor? Let me just
see if I understand this correctly. I am allowed by
them now clude this is their platform. This is again,
this is the platform. I'm allowed to have a shotgun,
double barret shotgun. I'm not allowed to have an AAR fifteen.
Of course, that's a weapon of war. I am not
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allowed to have a magazine that holds over ten rounds,
which is virtually all magazines. And now now I'm not
allowed to have body armor either. It almost feels like
and I certainly gosh, I don't want to sound like
a paranoid conspiracy theorist here, but I feel like maybe
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they want to hurt me. I feel like maybe they
think because we are the unwashed masses, the unruly peasants
who were who were getting out of line, we're saying
things we shouldn't say we're relying about the election. We're
responsible for white supremacy. Were these unruly people? They wish
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we would get back into line. And I can't help
but feel like all these things are designed so they
have the freedom to do well more things to get
us back into line. Why don't you want me to
have body armor? Kathy HOKEL do you plan on sending
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government agents to my house to hurt me? And maybe
you're sitting there saying, Jesse, don't be paranoid. This is
just that's crazy. They they only want to maybe give
the cops the ability to stop crazy people. It's not
about you, Jesse. Okay, they want the cops to have
the ability. Kathy Hoco wants to send the cops to
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stop somebody who's a crazy person. Okay, Um, let's see,
let's just go down the list here. Abortion. I think
aborting your child before it's born accept unless the life's
mother is unless the wife the wife, the life of
the mother is at stake. I think abording your child
(14:48):
before it's born is actually murder. Do you think Kathy
Hoco thinks I'm crazy for thinking that. I believe that
the American citizen should not only own fully automatic weapons.
The average American citizen is well within their Second Amendment
rights to own explosives. In fact, I think a machine
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gun nest on every home in America is not out
of line. Do you think Kathy Hookel believes that that
makes me insane? Coal? There's all this talk about coal, right,
We're gonna more electric vehicles. Everything needs to be electric. Yeah,
your electric vehicle runs, Uncle, Sorry, I love coal. If
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I had my way, I would have more coal plants
being built every day when I drive by, when I
drive through the rust Belt. You know, I grew up
in Ohio and I drive through the rust Belt and
I still see plants. I love it. I look at
that and I don't see ugliness. I look at that
and I see prosperity. I see a higher standard of
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living for America. I think we should build a new
coal plant every week in the United States of America
until we're drowning in our own power. Do you think
Kathy Hokel thinks that makes me insane? And so if
the answer to those questions are yes, let's circle all
the way back to the beginning. Kathy Hokel doesn't want
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me to have body armor because she wants agents of
the state to come kill me. How am I supposed
to take this any other way? You don't want me
to have body armor. Oh, the fact that you don't
want me to have body armor leads me to believe
I should really, really, really have some body armor. All right,
let's set that aside. Let's go to Joe, and you
(16:38):
should just understand whenever you ask you a question that
we are in the process of making up my mind.
Are you telling you have you made up your mind
on China tariffs? Sir, uh, we're in the process of
doing that. You're you're lifting the tariffs, and we're in
the process of making up my mind science And I'm
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ready to go. That's so perfect. We're in the process
of making up my mind. I'll let you know what
we come up with. Gosh oh wait, speaking of a
world of make belief, Joe Biden has an advisor. Her
name is Cecilia Rouse. I want you to listen because
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as you watch the destruction of your standard of living
because of inflation. Remember real inflation, it's at like twenty percent.
They're giving us these numbers. Oh, it's at eight point five,
eight point six. No, it's not. No normal human being
out there right now has had an eight point six
percent reduction in their standard of living. Everyone knows it's
twenty I want you to listen to this person a
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world of make believe. Is it possible? As Americans are
feeling that pain, that that message is a little tone
deaf and could have a really kind of negative impact
in terms of consumer sentiment. So I'm not sure which
part is the tone deaf. The President is looking to
lower cost spending more important come go ahead, but he's
focused on reducing costs for some of the most important
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items for Americans. Reducing prescription costs, reducing costs for childcare,
helping people get back to work because they are able
to balance responsibilities at home and at work. So these
are the kinds of investments we need to make. They
spend out over time. We know that this president is
focused on reducing the deficit. This deficit is on track
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to be reduced by one point seven trillion dollars this year.
That's more than that happened under President Trump, and so
he understands the role the deficit plays also in reducing inflation.
But we also have to make the kinds of investments
to make sure that our economy continues to thrive. As
we get to the other side of this, as you're
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being destroyed by inflation, they're still trying to pass a
multi trillion dollar bill. Wrap your mind around this. They
passed that Biden's first bill that was a little over
a trillion dollars, and that has already accelerated inflation through
the roof. What happens if they pass a three or
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four trillion dollar build back better bill, that's the end
of your standard of living. And yet, on and on
and on they march, all right, we still have to
get to the navy talk we have. You've all a
police really crapp in the bed. I'm about to go
off on that. Hang on a second. It is the
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Jesse Kelly Show on a Tuesday, and Antonio was gonna
be a good ten to night time tonight. You know,
we have Selena Zito coming on about an hour from now,
and she always gives us a perspective. She's obviously the
great writer, Selena Zedo. She always gives us a perspective
of Middle America, a perspective that you can't ever get.
You can't get that perspective in New York City. But
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the rust belt swing voters, they're the ones who decide elections.
They do. You don't have to love that, but they do.
They decide elections. What are they thinking? What are they
going through? One of the most undertalked about I don't
think that's a word Chris is undertime. I think it
is Chris Well it is now now that it's been
said on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Anyway, one
(20:23):
of the most undertalked about things out there is the
drug problem plaguing poor white communities. I'm going to ask
her about that. I'm asking about some other things before
I get to this January sixth stuff from today, and
before I get to this Uvalide shooting stuff. I did
want to address this. I got this email. My husband
and I have two young boys. We live in a
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blue state where crime laws are weak, schools teach CRT
and it keeps getting worse. She says she has the
privilege of homeschooling their boys. We're a conservative family and
love our faith, guns and values. My husband is graduating
from welding school soon, good for him, and we want
to move to another state. We want our boys to
grow up in a state that loves and cares for
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its people. Montana is on our list of states. You've
mentioned living in Montana before. I'd like to hear your
pros and cons of living there, please and thank you. Ps.
My five year old son listens to you along with
me and loves the Freedo Bandido song, only he replaces
it with mama is the Freedo Bandido? All right? I
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get these questions a lot from people, a lot from people,
so I want to I want to make sure I
clarify some real pros and cons you're going to have
to deal with. Let's say, right now, let's say you
do live in New York City. We've been talking a
lot New York City. Say you live there, and let's
say you're thinking about moving to Montana. I would encourage
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you to do so. I have told you several times
get out of these cities. Not because I don't love them,
you know I love them, especially places like New York.
It's because you don't have any more protection anymore, and
it's going to get worse and worse and worse, from
the judges to the juries at the NYPD has all
these retirements for a reason. The good guys are walking away.
They're filling these departments with cops you don't want around you.
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You don't have the politicians, you have no level of
protection whatsoever. So get out. But I do need to
prepare people who are leaving the big city two places
like Montana, or at least considering it one. And this
is honestly the biggest one. Winter time. Now, maybe you're
sitting there saying, oh, we have winter here. I know
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what cold is. Give me a break. No, you don't understand.
You have a winter day, you have a winter week,
maybe a winter two weeks. You gotta bundle up a
little bit, put on a scarf. When you live in
a place in the rocky mountains, especially like where I
lived in Bozeman, Montana, winter socks in for a season
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and by the time winter's done, this is a routine
thought people have in Montana. You haven't seen grass or
dry just straight dry pavement on the road in months
at the end of every winter. By the end of
every winter, we would all talk about it. Of man,
I just can't wait to drive on a dry road
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with no snow or ice on it, because you haven't
laid eyes on black blacktop in months. You now, I'm
not trying to intimidate you. I'm not. But I watched
this happen so many times. People would move in and
they love it and it's beautiful, in the best place
on earth, and they last one winter and they pack
it up and leave. I'm not telling you not to go. Go,
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especially if you're going to vote right and you want
your values and things like that. Go because you can
find them there. Go. It is wonderful. The air is clean,
it's beautiful. You'll grow up like I did, hunting and
fishing and camping and hiking and healthy, wonderful things. It
is good. Go, but understand winter will become part of
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your life. It is part of your life. It's not
a hey, do we have long John's. No, you have
a long underwear. I'm talking about long underwear you were
under your clothes. I guess we called them long John's.
Not everyone does. No, everyone has long Johns. There are
days when your children will wear long John's to school.
We had when I was in the fifth grade. We
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moved to Montana from Ohio when I was in the
fifth grade. This is such a culture shock for me.
In Ohio. If they would even get patches of snow
on the ground. If you woke up and there were
patches of snow, it's a guarantee school would be delayed,
if not canceled altogether. You'd run right to the television
because this was before you know phones and internet. You
had to go watch the local news and figure out, hey,
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what's going on. Well, if you were in Montana we
moved to Montana, you would find out very quickly. School
is never canceled, and I mean never canceled. And not
only was it never canceled, I was on several school
buses where there were four or five foot snow drifts
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on the side of the road and the school bus
has chains on the tires because the roads are so icy.
And you would show up at school and you would
go to school and it would be fifteen twenty degrees
below zero, and they would make you go outside for recess.
You're not only going to school when it's recess time,
you're going outside. And we'd go play football and smear
that I can't say that, smear the whatever in the snow.
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And that was what we did. That was what we did.
What Chris, it's fine, it's pride month, man. It could
make jokes, but that's what we did. That's simply what
that's how we grew up. Prepare yourself for winter. If
you're packing it up and you're done with the city,
and you're done with getting stabbed on the subway and
you want to go, go, you will love it. You
will have a better life. I want to encourage you
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to do it. I'm not discouraging you. I'm telling you
prepare to make winter part of your life. You will
have good gloves, you will have long johns, you will
have a good coat. You will drive around with a blanket,
one of those emergency blankets in your vehicle. People get.
People drive off the road and die every single year
up there because they freeze to death on the side
of the road. That's simply something you have to account for.
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That's one adjustment. That's the biggest one. A smaller one
is this. If you live in New York City, you
have access to everything. You're surrounded by airports, major airports
that give you direct flights anywhere you want to go.
You wake up this morning and you decide you want
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to go to Chicago. How many straight shots does this
to Chicago with no layovers? Are there going out of
New York City today A thousand. I mean, I'm making
up a number, but it's a lot. You have access
to food, endless food options. Chris, You've never been so
you wouldn't understand. You can walk out of your hotel
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and you can walk by twenty five restaurants in the
course of five minutes. There's a Jewish by, a Jewish
bakery here, there's a hot dog stand here. Oh, a
one dollar slice of pizza over there. Hey, not luxury
steakhouse there, Look a Russian bar. Oh look, I mean
it's whatever you want. Those options are not there. When
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you move to a more remote place like Wyoming or Montana,
and I'm not here to say they're up there eating squirrels.
You had to get up and shoot for breakfast that morning.
They have restaurants, they have groceries. You can figure out
how to get great meals. They do have things, and
they have local restaurants that pop up that are very good.
When people leave the big city and they move sometimes
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it can be difficult for people to not have access
to everything. At the tip of your fingers. How many
concerts have you been to? I promise you're going to
go to a lot fewer of them up in Montana.
They're just aren't. Just aren't that many. The Rolling Stones
aren't coming to Bozeman. I'm sorry they're not. It's just
the way it works. Chris, Dude, the Rolling Stones still tour?
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Was that too old? That? Yeah? I know they've been
on like twenty final tours. Whatever, you understand what I mean. Now,
for most people, that's gonna be fine. I just wanted
to explain. If you're a big city person and you've
been a big city person in your entire life, it
is a culture shock. Now. All that said, they're not
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having Drag Queen's Story Hour for kids. You don't have
to use your pronouns at work in Montana. When you
drive by somebody, no matter what. When you drive by
somebody on a two lane road there coming the other way,
you wave and they wave. Everyone waves at each other,
even if it's just a little finger raised up off
the steering wheel. It's a better life. Pack it up
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and get out, all right. I didn't get to the
January sixth stuff, and I meant to, dang it. Hang on,
it is the Jesse Kelly Show. And remember if you
miss any part of the show, you can catch the
whole thing on iheard Google, Spotify, and iTunes. We're gonna
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get to this good news about Disney here in just
a second, well actually about ten minutes from now. Sorry,
I have a couple other things, the insanity of the
corporate world, and that much much more, but I can.
I gotta say it does make me laugh. I'm still
gonna go off on Uvaldi. I'm trying to hold myself
back here, but it does make me laugh a lot.
Listening to the media try to get America to give
(29:34):
a crap about the January sixth stuff, because nobody does.
Nobody cares, nobody's paying attention to the committee hearings. They
want you to talk about anything else but them, but
dag gone if they're not trying. There's never been a
bigger or more important story in American history than this.
This is the most important story in the history of
the Republic. These January six hearings are remarkable. They are riveting.
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The hearings last night, they were searing, they were vivid.
It was compelling, it was chilling. The videos were chilling,
and it was I think it's going to be historic.
This was a historic compelling. I just I just want
to pause here from them. I'm gonna let him keep going.
It's got another minute. I'm sorry, Chris, I have to interrupt.
I have something to say. Sometimes I interrupt. Sometimes I interrupt.
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The biggest mark of the talentless people you see. You see.
Let me explain the media world how it works here
real quick. There are hosts. That's what I do. I
host a radio show and a TV show. Remember my
TV shows on every single night on the first TV
at nine pm Eastern. There are hosts, and then there
are guests. Now there are guests, and then there are contributors.
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And this is how this works. I don't think there
are contributors in radio, paid contributors, but I could be wrong.
Maybe we're just not advanced enough yet. I don't hardly
have guests, so I'm not gonna pay any of them.
But in TV networks, all of them, all the ones
you watch the first, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, they have
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paid contributors. And most of the time a paid contributorship
means this. Let's say MSNBC hires me on to be
a contributor. Don't worry. I'm not holding out for that
phone call, nor would I want it. But let's say
they do. What that means is this. It means I'm
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exclusive to them most of the time. I can't go
and do a guest spot on Fox. I belong to MSNBC.
It means whenever they call me, I have to show up.
I don't have the option. Like they get a hold
of me, I wake up. I got a text message, Hey, Jesse,
we need you on Rachel Maddow's show to talk about
softball tonight at today at eight pm. And I have
(31:45):
to go on what Chris I assume she likes softball.
It was just it's not a big deal anyway, But
I can't. I don't have the option. I'm saying, ah,
you know, I don't really feel like it. See, we
do that all the time now. Oftentimes Chris just says
no for me. We get all these requests. We want
you on this show, we want you on that show.
I don't really want to do a bunch of other stuff.
I enjoy what I'm doing, so we just say no.
Most of the time, that option is no longer there.
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You're a paid contributor, but also you always want to
keep that contributor gig because it's a pretty good gig.
The money's not life changing money. I'm not sure what
they make. I've never been a paid contributor, but I
know it's okay. I'm sure you can feed a family
on it, and it's pretty easy living. It's not hard.
How do you keep a job as a paid contributor.
You say things that make headlines, you say outlandish things,
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and since they're all communists, everything has to be historic
in the end of the world and the most important
thing ever, that's why you hear all this hearing. This
is very compelling television. Because it's a very compelling hearing,
and it's compelling, it's MUSTCTV. I've been texting with a
number of sources. I was texting people live during the hearing.
The words that I was hearing from them were stomach turning, riveting, compelling.
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One senator told me that he had a lump in
his throat as he was watching the video and hearing
this test of money is stunning. I wonder if Kamala
had a lump in her throat. Testimony from the House
Select Committee investigating the January sixth assault a stunning round
of testimony from the witnesses, of course, but the committee
was able to offer in terms of new materials that
we yeah, yeah, the idea that that's another forty five
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seconds of stunning, amazing history. I don't need to bore
you with all the details, but that's part of what
you see. I have something else to talk about on
the military, but I want to get to this. You've
all day hearing. But I do want to remind you.
Do you remember this from yesterday? This video made for
the United States Navy. Hi, my name is Johnny and
I use he him pronouns hi, and I'm Kanji and
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I use Chi her pronouns. And we're here to talk
about pronouns. Do you think we've maybe gotten two weak
and pathetic in this country? Do you think maybe the
lack of testosterone in this country is killing us? And
keep in mind a lot of this has to do
with obviously diet and exercise, but they have estrogens in
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I'm not going to spend a long time on this
because it sickens me, but there is new news out
today about the Uvaldi school shooting of his I know
you remember those kids getting mowed down by that psychopath
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in Uvaldi, And right away we started to see some
video and get some reports from people, and they were
really questioning the cops, and that's rare after those situations.
But the parents who were there, they were complaining about
the cops, the cops, this, the cops that they wouldn't
let us in. The cops wouldn't go in. We're yelling
at the cops to go in. They wouldn't do it.
And we were cautious, vocal, but cautious about the whole thing.
(35:28):
But then the Uvaldi Police Department. Then they decided they're
not issuing any more public statements, and that was suspicious.
And then they decided they're not going to cooperate with
any investigations into them again, and that's extremely suspicious. And
now I think we understand why they were so close lipped.
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I just want to say something before I play this audio,
because the Special Committee on the shooting, they stepped up
to the plate today. It was a long affair. You
probably didn't see a lot of it, but they stepped
up to the plate today and they issued this public statement.
Before I get to the specifics of this, I want
to just speak to not cops. I'm going to speak
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to every man out there, fellas. If you have a
weapon in your hands, and children are dying at the
hands of a madman, you have an obligation to go
get in a gunfight. Or if all you have is
a knife, go put it. We'll put in some works.
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If all you have is a pepper spray, go put
in some work. You have an obligation. It's not an option.
You have an obligation to do this. And I'll tell
you something else. If there's somebody there trying to stop
you maybe he's given you orders or whatever the case.
Maybe maybe he's trying to stop you from going to
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save those children. You treat him as part of the
threat as well. Nobody stops you from saving children if
they're dying and no one's helping them. Do you understand
That's a message for men all across the United States
of America today, Nobody stops you if you're trying to
save children. Ever, we're gonna talk about this shooting, and
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then we're gonna get to this Disney stuff. We have
Selena zero a half hour from now. All that and
more coming up tonight on The Jesse Kelly Show. Don't
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