July 11, 2024 • 36 mins
Why do some politicians stay in office for way too long. Just how bad is the president. The media ran cover for Biden for over 4 years but now it’s time to kick him out the back door because polls show November is going to be rough for Biden. Anna Paulina Luna is fighting to hold Garland accountable for destroying the country, but some of the GOP had other plans.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
And man, oh man, do you hear that? Can you
hear it? There's nothing actually playing right now, but I'm
just doing that for effect. That sound you Here is
the end of Joe Biden's presidency. So we're on top
of everything else we're gonna get to and I'll tell
you what that is in a moment. I have to
tell you right off the bat. You may love this,
you may hate it. I'm still unsure of how I
(00:46):
feel about it, but I made a call. Joe Biden
has a press conference coming up in twenty five minutes
from now is when it's scheduled. But being as how
he's president and he's Joe Biden, I'm sure it'll be
about four five minutes from now. But he has a
press conference. They are, well, they're calling it a big
(01:07):
boy press a.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Boy press conference, boy press, A big boy press conference.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Well, a press conference, A big boy press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
A press conference.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I guess a big boy press conference is what we're
calling it. The press conference is the big boy press
conference y'all are planning to have.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Gives his preser.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I think it's adorable that the president of the United
States of America now is constantly talked about as if
he's a three year old who just went boopy in
his tipe. But either way, he's gonna have a big
boy press conference and we're going to carry it live,
live and uninterrupted. Maybe you just bashed your head off
the steering wheel, maybe you're cheering, but the plan is
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to carry it live. There won't be commercials. I won't
be cutting in. I may snicker from time to time.
I'll try the best I can not to do that,
but I can't help it. It makes me laugh. And
after he's back from that, we'll talk about it, analyze it.
So just know you don't have to change the channel.
Keep it right here. Biden's press conference will be played
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on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. That's gonna be
the second most boring radio we've ever done, Chris, right
next to remember that segment we did where we played
Freebird in its entirety for nine minutes just because you
thought it was funny. You're right, it was epic, Chris.
That's a good point. It wasn't boring, it was epic.
What else do we have on tap for tonight? Okay,
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there there was a picture that was revealed online. It
was a leak, if you will. It was from a
briefing in the army at Fort Bragg. No, I don't
say Fort Liberty. I don't care how many times you
change the name of destroy our history. It's Fort friggin Bragg.
And it was about pro lifers being terrorists. We will
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get to that probably next hour. We'll talk about that extensively.
We'll talk some inflation talk, probably even do some phone
calls later on in the show. Don't call, don't don't
do that, some emails, other things. Will have a great
time tonight on the world famous Jeff See Kelly Show.
And before I forget, I feel like that was a
really long intro. I feel like the intro took half
the segment. Anyway, I have one more thing to add.
(03:09):
Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday. So get your questions emailed
in right now. All three hours dedicated to you and
your questions whatever you email in to Jesse at jessekellyshow
dot com. Ask me anything now. I am the one
who made the call about carrying the live press conference.
(03:29):
I texted Jewish producer Chris and producer Michael this morning.
First thing, I said, we'll be carrying this press conference live.
I need to explain myself because you know that's not
normally something I do. I don't like this boring, scripted garbage.
Biden's boring anyway, I don't. But here's what I believe,
not what I know, just what I believe. I believe
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this will be his last one. That's why. That's why
I'm playing it. You're not going to see an other
big boy press conference out of Joe Biden. Joe Biden's
presidency is almost over. The system is shoving him out quickly.
I am good friends. Well, I don't want to get
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into who it is. It doesn't matter. But I have
many friends who are Biden's gonna leave. And I have
many friends who are Biden will never leave. They're not
gonna let him. But my most hardcore Biden's never gonna
leave friend texted me thirty seconds before the show came
on and said, Jesse, for the first time, I'm starting
to get nervous. Look, he just had a big NATO thing.
(04:41):
It's really going on right now. He's doing this big
thing with Nato. And he just introduced Zelenski as President Putin.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he
has determination.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Said, Look, here's the thing. At some point in time,
no matter what you do, at some point in time,
he's going to have to get up and do something
he can't do. Look, there's a headline here from Breitbart.
Joe Biden agrees to interview with Lester Holt after NBC
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ran a segment saying he definitely has Parkinson's. NBC ran
a segment we played some of that doctor for you
that said this dude's got Parkinson's, this dudegast, and Joe
Biden has agreed to sit down with Lester Holt. Well,
he already sat down with George Stephanopolis. He already did
the debate. There's not another sit down, there's not another
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press conference. There's nothing you can do to cover up
for the fact that the President of the United States
of America is a cadaver. At this point in time,
it can't be covered up. At some point he has
to get up there and perform like a grown adult,
speak clearly answer questions. This kind of crap ain't gonna work.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Dan proud to announce new security as systems package for Ukraine.
This would be the eighth package I've author.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You should see him doing this little SoundBite. I should
note before I play it further. He's not even bothering
to look up anymore. He has note cards in his
hands and he just stares down at the note cards,
flipping through them as he tries to get through this
as best a kid. He's devolved to the point he's
not even pretending anybody sense.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
We've signed a NAS security bill Sectary of Defense.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
We can talk about what the details of all that are.
I signed it yesterday or last night, I guess.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
And we're working with our NATO allies, and sure Ukraine
is flying F sixteens this summer and we show the
world we stand with Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
At some point in time. You gotta do it, and
he just he can't do it.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Allies in this room not only share a common language,
don't share a common language, we do not share a
common border, but we are neighbors.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
We're neighbors.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
He can't do it. And the reason I know it's well,
I shouldn't say no, I shouldn't say that. The reason
I'm more cocky now that my two year plus prediction
is going to be correct is now you see the
real true power behind the system, the real heavy hitters.
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They're shoving him out and they're not even really hiding it.
So you know, George Clooney, the actor, George Clooney comes
out with an op ed in the New York Times saying,
I was just at a fundraiser. He's got to go. Well,
here's a little tidbit for your courtesy of the New
York Post. Barack Obama knew about that New York Times
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article and allowed it to happen. Barack Obama the real
power behind Joe Biden and his presidency.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
On what's going on behind the scenes is the Biden campaign,
and many Democratic officials do believe that Barack Obama is
quietly working behind the scenes to orchestrate.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
This and now the damaging leaks, the things that none
of these things will surprise you. You've known about Joe Biden's
condition since before he became president. None of these things
will surprise you. But now the real, real, juicy, damaging
leaks they're starting to squirt out there as staffers scramble
around for a new position, things like.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
This, According to two sources, before cabinet meetings the president attends,
cabinet officials will submit their questions and talking points, key
talking points and bullet points that they plan to present
to the president in these closed door meetings. This is
how one source described it. They said, the entire display
is kind of an act. They would come and say, hey,
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the President is going to call on you about twenty
five minutes in and ask this question, what are the
bullet points that you'll respond with. Now, the White House's
defense has been that that is standard practice for any administration.
They said, in a setting like this, you never want
the president to be not.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's not standard practice. It's not standard practice at all.
We're going to talk about that particular, that thing, the
whole cabinet members submitting questions, talking points. I'll give you
a little bit of background on that. We'll talk about
that in just a moment. Before we do that, I
want to talk to you about something a lot more
(09:38):
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Now I take that back. Your dog's still gonna die.
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Speaker 1 (10:38):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine who has as much courage as he
has determination.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And yes, like I said, we will be carrying Joe
Biden's press conference live. I do believe I lied to you, though,
I said at some point in time that it wouldn't
be interrupted. If it goes on too long, we'll have
to go take a little commercial break. But we'll come
back and he'll still be live. And then after that
we'll come back and I'll be live, and I don't know,
maybe Joe Biden won't be alive. At this point in time.
He sounds like he's not doing very well. Either way,
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Let's have a discussion now about this little bit Joe
Biden's cabinet members. I'm not going to play the whole
thing again, just the beginning having to submit questions and
talking points.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
According to two sources, before cabinet meetings that the president attends,
cabinet officials will submit their questions and talking points, key
talking points and bullet points that they plan to present
to the president in these closed door meetings. This is
how one source described it. They said, the entire display
is kind of an act. They would come and say, hey.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So when Joe Biden meets with his cabinet, remember this
is his inner circle. These are the people who run
the country, his own cabinet. We're not talking members of
the media or something, his own cabinet. They have to
not only submit their questions ahead of time, they have
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to submit their talking points ahead of time. Because the
president is so old and so mentally destroyed, that's really
more important than his age. Mentally, he's so gone. Every
single thing has to be scripted down to the letter
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to avoid complete embarrassment. And now we're getting these stories
because the system is about to run him out the door.
Let me tell you something about submitting talking points. I
used to do. I don't get invited there anymore. I
made too many inappropriate jokes. But I used to do
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TV hits on Fox News. You remember, especially back when
my friend Tucker was on there, When Tucker Carlson was
on there, we're friends. You'd have me on, we'd go
laugh for a couple minutes. You remember those. Well, on
a lot of the shows, a lot of the shows,
they will not only tell you ahead of time what
they're going to ask you, they will demand Tucker isn't
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like this, but they will demand you lay out for
them the things you're going to say in return. And
I remember when I started doing TV. You know, I
do a TV show after this one too. I do
radio and TV and my TV show, I do a
lot more guests. I don't like guests on the radio
very much. I think they get boring, but I do guests,
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and guests would try to ask me, what are you
gonna ask me beforehand? Could I have a list of
the questions Jesse's gonna ask me? And I would always
flatly refuse. I will not give them out. If you
require that go beyond someone else's show, you sit down,
I'm gonna ask you questions that that really speaks to
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how scripted everything the Biden administration has done, which brings
us right back to the media, the real bad guy
in all this. You know, we talk all the time
about the system, you know, I talk about the system,
how all the different cultural pillars work together now when
they should be keeping each other in check. The reason
we have a president who has dementia and can't complete
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sentences for more than four hours a day if he's lucky,
and also reading them at the time is because we
don't have a media. We have a bunch of apparatics
who view their job as saving America from Republicans. I'm
looking at this headline from today, This is from the
Atlantic or no no, no, that's not from today. I misspoke.
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It's from July third. It's from last week, John Hendrickson.
The headline is this you'll love the what Biden's stutter
doesn't explain? Okay, so John Hendrickson has an article saying
what Biden's stutter doesn't explain? Except I'm looking at a
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John Hendrickson article from twenty twenty four years ago. Here's
the headline, what Joe Biden can't bring himself to say
his verbal stumbles have voters worried about his mental fitness.
Maybe they'd be more understanding if they knew he was
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still fighting a stutter. You see, back when it was
time for the American media to vet Joe Biden to
ensure that we didn't end up with a president who
has dementia in the White House. Back then, they were
too busy serving democracy from Donald Trump, and so they
were writing complete apple rat check articles blaming Joe Biden's
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mental well, whatever you want to call it, I'll call
it an illness. It's not that mental incapability, I guess,
blaming it on a freaking stutter. And then four years later,
the same article or the same author from the same
publication The Atlantic, which is a garbage publication anyway, comes
out what Biden's stutter doesn't explain. Well, let me tell
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you something, John Hendrickson, every single person who listened to
the Jesse Kelly Show or did any amount of research whatsoever,
knew Joe Biden wasn't okay back when he was running
the first time. It was obvious to everyone who wasn't
a dirty communist, like the people who write for the Atlantic.
The freaking guy got caught using flash cards for a
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sit down interview. You remember that. I can't play it
for you. It wouldn't play well on the radio. But
they didn't take into account the reflection. And Joe Biden
was sitting there doing an interview and I did the
whole air fingers quote thing an interview, and only you
could see in the reflection. They had freaking staffers standing
behind the camera with flash cards telling him what to say.
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That's not yesterday, that's not last week, it's not right
before the debate. All this was known while he was running.
But again it's all on how these people view themselves.
They didn't miss it. It was deliberately ignored at best,
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and at worst it was covered up by the American media.
The reason we are in this situation is one hundred
percent default of the American media, because if you live
in a country with a decent media, whether he's a
Republican or Democrat, you never end up with a president
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like this because the media would view itself as being
actual fenders of the country and the people. They would
dig into it, expose it, and stop it before it starts.
So when we go to this live press conference, which
hasn't started yet, we're not going quite yet. But when
we go to this live press conference, don't give an
ounce of credit to any of these dirtball reporters who
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are about to ask the questions, because outside of Peter Doocy,
none of them have asked a decent one in four years.
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Speaker 5 (19:32):
True.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Reminding
you tomorrow as an ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you
need to get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. The Joe Biden press conference
has not begun yet. I feel I feel like such
a journalist, Chris, what's wo It's in my blood.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's this journalist Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We love Jesse. He's the best.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yesse, please kiss my baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Jesse, Jesse, this is Jesse Kelly yet KABC News and
we'll be covering the Joe. What Chris, I could be
a journalist. I would have been an amazing one. But
while we're waiting for old Joe to come on up
to the podium and start speaking, we might as well
knock out a couple of emails. I do want to
get to this army slide calling pro lifers terrorists. There's
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a disturbing trend going on that's not going to surprise you.
We'll talk about that in a little bit. Jesse. Oh,
the RNC. Remember I have to go. I get to
go to the Republican Convention next week. I don't worry.
I'll be here every day. I'll be here tomorrow, I'll
be here every day. I think Friday of next week
I can't I have to travel, won't be there. But
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other than that, it'll be uninterrupted. And the setup they
have over there for us, the iHeart setup they have
is sick, really really cool. It's gonna make me look
even better than I normally look, which I know is amazing.
What Chris, uh, I don't I don't know if fans
are allowed in. I hope, but I don't know, So
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don't just don't if you're in, if you're in Milwaukee
or in the area, please don't just show up because
the security for these freaking things. This is my second
convention I've gone to, and you have to to get
a press pass. I'm a very important person with the
press pass, what Chris I am. To get a press pass,
you have to submit all kinds of information to the
Secret Service to get clearance for this and clearance for that.
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But I'm not saying you can't show up or can't
buy a ticket for it. I'm saying I don't know.
Don't show up at the door and said Jesse couldn't
said I could be here because I don't know what
the deal is gonna I don't know what the deal
is gonna be. I don't know if we're gonna be
able to do a Red Lobster meet up. I'm still
working on that. I can already taste the Chatterbay biscuits.
But Red Lobster has had some some bankruptcy problems, so
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maybe we won't end up going to there going there
after all. Maybe they're all out of business. Dear Jesse,
you're heading to the land of beer, cheese and brought
worst next week. As a sandwich connoisseur, you need to
have at least one double brought during your stay. What's
better than a single brought worst? Well, two, of course,
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and not one of those garbage mushy hot dogs, but
a wonderful hard roll. I actually do like a good
brought on a hard roll, Chris, a hard roll where
it's kind of a harder, chewier on the outside than
a hot dog bun is can you? People can't even
eat brought worst? Isn't it pork? Or is brought worst beef? Due? Chris?
You just stay out of this, Chris. We're talking about sausages, mustard, pickles,
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so on and so forth. Also, the bars are open
till four am during the convention. Too bad. Your bald
head will be on a pillow at that time after
watching some documentary in your motel room. You guys get me.
I'm not going out to any bars, and even if
I did, I certainly wouldn't be at one till four
freaking am. Who stays up till four am? I know
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who does it?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Now?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine,
who has as much courage as he has determination.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And did you hear did you hear how they're preparing
him for all the press conference tonight. Look, when you
have to have conversations like this, I think it's fair
to say it's.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Only president has probably had a bad press conference. That
is not an option for Joe Biden tonight. So is
he the kind of guy who will sit with his
staff and they will give him advice.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Don't use numbers.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You've been tripping up on numbers. Keep your answer, sure,
keep to the whatever it is. What do you imagine those.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
The President of the United States of America is not
a two year old you're trying to get to make
boopies in the toilet. He's got to be able to
complete sentences, he has to be able to know what's
going on. He has to know things. He has to
know numbers. And it's not exactly something breaking news of
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some kind that people stay in government too long. You
remember Arlen Spector, if you're a hardcore political person, you
will He was a senator from the state of Pennsylvania
for the longest time. The stories I used to hear
about Arlen Spector towards the end, he practically had to
be carried on and off of the Senate floor. He
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had no idea what was going on at any point
in time. It was a complete disaster. This is what
these people do. And I will say this again, I
don't get it. And I don't get it from Joe
Biden's perspective, from Arlen Spector's perspective, from any of them.
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Who's that California senator who just fritzed out and practically
died on the Senate floor or Barbara Feinstein. Barbara Feinstein,
that's right with the Chinese spy. I don't understand it.
And to be clear, I understand the love of power.
I understand the love of feeling important. You have all
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these staffers, yes, Senator, yes, mister President, you're in Washington, DC,
that already it feels important. Remember I lived there for
a year. I freaking hated it, but it does feel important.
You look around and you feel like, wow, I am
in the halls of power. I'm right next to power,
so it feels big, it feels important. I understand loving
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all that. What I do not understand is when you
are at the age where you know you're close to death,
whatever that define close. Who knows you're a year, a month, shoot,
five years, whatever it is. Why don't you go retire
and do something fun and nice? And I probably my answer.
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I was talking to one of these media people about
a journalist. You would know if I brought up his name.
I'm not going to bring up his name. Just know
that you would know him. And this media guy used
to work for him. And the guy, the journalist, he
can't hear anymore. His hearing's gone. You know what happens
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as you get older. Mine isn't even what it was before,
but his hearing's going, so his staff has to turn
his ear piece way up. He doesn't understand any part
of technology, and he gets frustrated and starts screaming at
staffers all the time. This is very well known in
the industry. And no, don't email me and ask who
it is, because I'm not going to tell you. I
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can't do that. It was told I was told to
be in privilege, so it's stays in privilege. Anyway. I
asked this guy, I said, why is he still doing this?
He doesn't need the money he made millions and millions
of dollars. Why is he? Why? Why why aren't you
on a yacht in the Mediterranean or in the mountains
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of Tennessee or whatever you happen to love. Why aren't
you spending your final years just doing something you love?
And he looked at me right in the eye and
he said, it's all he knows. It's all he knows.
And that, I think is a big part of why
they're having such a hard time getting the bidens out.
As we talked about before, what is this family If
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Joe Biden is not there providing money for them in
a roundabout way, if Joe Biden isn't there providing the
political connections that allow Hunter, Joe's brother Jill, all the
rest of them, If Joe Biden isn't there providing them
with the way to earn a living, then what is he?
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And you know what this feels like to me? Have
you ever ever you know much about Muhammad Ali? Everyone
knows who he is, But towards the end, Muhammad Ali
was fighting and fights. He had no business fighting in
he was old, his mind was already gone, and he's
in there with professional fighters. Can't He wasn't fast anymore.
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He'd lost all of his speed, so he couldn't avoid
the big hits, and he was just taking big hit
after big hit after big hit, to the point it
was sad. It was awful, it was ugly, and it
was all the people around him who'd ridden the Muhammad
Ali gravy train for so long, who kept pushing him
in and pretty much just destroyed what was left of
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his mind. It's very freaking sad, isn't it. Well, that's
what's happening to Joe. I'm not as sad for jokes.
He's been a piece of crap his whole life, but
still it's sad to watch. All Right, we are like
I said, I told you he'd be late. Presidents are
always late, and Joe Biden he's just late for everything.
He's late for life at this point in time. So
we're gonna take a break, like I said, we will
carry it live when he shows up at the podium.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
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Speaker 3 (29:02):
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if you missed any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing. Iheartspotify, iTunes. Okay, So here's the
latest and greatest. This is just the drama and the intrigue.
It just never it never gets any better. The press
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conference has not started yet. It was supposed to start
twenty minutes ago. Joe Biden's big boy press conference. They've
now officially announced that it is delayed. They're saying it's
going to start in about ten minutes. About seven o'clock
Eastern time is when they say it's going to start. Well,
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Joe Biden, let's just talk about it, Joe Biden, because
he has dementia. We believe Joe Biden doesn't do well.
The later in the day, it is sure that NATO
thing finished and he was probably completely shot, just had
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nothing left in the tank. And so right now they're
trying to get as much chicken noodle soup and dappioca
pudding in him as humanly possible. And of course they're
drugging him out of his mind on amphetamines. You watch
when he shows up at this press conference. His eyes
might just pop right out of his skull like they
did in the State of a Union address. But I'm
sure they're trying to well, they're playing they're playing a
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very dangerous game right now, Joe needs to rest before
his quote big boy press conference.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
At the same time, the clock is ticking. Joe Biden
is going to start his press conference at the exact
time they just got done telling us when he fritzes
out for the day. Remember they've been saying about this time.
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Joe Biden doesn't really take calls. He doesn't take meeting
because he can't. I'm not predicting fireworks during this press conference,
but I am going to say this. The dirty communists
in the American media who've been covering for him, they
now want him gone, and this press conference is going
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to be I would suggest, I think it's going to
be unlike anything Joe Biden has experienced in the entire
political career he's had. Because the system now wants him gone.
The reporters in the room are no longer interested in
covering for him. We have to stop Trump now. They're
trying to get him to drop out of the race.
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It's public now, it's obvious. So we are taking a
shot fighter and putting him up against the A team.
Remember this communists, they aren't Republicans. They play to win.
The GOP plays to lose. The GOP lost again today,
Let's just talk about this real quick. Anna Pauline A
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Luna Ben has she been really really impressive as a
very young congresswoman. She has been super impressive, smart guts,
that has just been really awesome. And she's been trying
to hold Merrick Garland to account for the fact that
he's in contempt of Congress. And so she comes up
with this bill that says she's going to find Merrick
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Garland ten thousand dollars a day, ten grand a day
for being in contempt of Congress. Now that's a no brainer.
Merrick Garland should be in federal prison for the things
he's done with his job as Attorney General. He remember,
he sent one of his lackeys to work for Alvin
Bragg to try to throw Trump in prison. Merrick Garland,
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he's the one who directed the FBI to go after
school board parents, calling them domestic terrorists. This all came
from Meryrick Garland. Merrick Garland's the worst, the worst. Merrick
Garland with what he's done with his office is as
evil or more evil than what Joe Biden has done
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with his To take the position of Attorney general and
do with it what Merrick Garland has done is criminal, criminal,
And there was a very simple bill today, Hey ten
thousand dollars fine, ten thousand dollars a day, find a
Merrick Garland. Four Republicans voted against it. That would be
Tom McClintock, John Dwarte, David Joyce, and Mike Turner. Manda's Ohio.
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I was born in Ohio and I adore Ohio. But gosh,
do they put out some third politicians from their loser
Governor DeWine to these congressmen come on Ohio. Anyway, those
four flat out voted against it. But that's not the
best part. The best part for me the reason it
failed twelve Republicans didn't even bother to show up. It
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failed because twelve Republicans couldn't be bothered to show up.
And of course the answer to why they didn't show up,
it's probably more complicated than that. And when I say
more complicated, remember a lot of these people are blackmailed.
Do remember that we now have congressmen who have been
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brave enough in recent years to come out and talk
about the DC blackmail that goes on all the time.
This is not something you just see on Netflix or
in the movies, or you read a book about political
intrigue Washington, DC. Blackmail is how things are done. These
congressmen go on these trips all the time. They call
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them junkets, where you'll throw twenty congressmen on a fancy
plane and you'll fly them over to France for a
conference on oil or something stupid like that. And then
you find yourself as a congressman on the American taxpayer's dime,
sucking down two hundred dollars a glass bourbon in the
hotel bar. And so dime comes strolling up to you
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in a pretty looking dress. She's rubbing your arm, telling
you how handsome you are. You do something really, really stupid,
And then when it comes time to vote to bounce
Merrick Garland or just find Merrick Garland, you get a
knock at the door. Hey, we don't want you voting
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against Merrick Garland, and we have this little video of
that time if you were in France. You remember that
time you were in France. Yes, you didn't know that
there was a video set up in your hotel room. Anyway,
you're not going to show up for that vote today,
and that's how you end up with twelve congressmen who
mysteriously all had card trouble or I guess maybe they
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had a diarrhea or something. Who knows what the excuse was.
But remember that goes on a lot, a lot more
than you or I really want to think about. I'll
tell you that much, because if our country's hijacked in
that way, the future looks a little darker, doesn't it.
All Right, so we're getting ready to go to break.
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It's scheduled to start in four or five minutes. Chris
is raising his hands. I'm raising my hands. Hopefully by
the time we get back it will be rolling, but
I don't know. If not, We're just gonna march on,
all right, Hang on,
This is a Jesse Kelly show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Let's have some fun on a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
And man, oh man, do you hear that? Can you
hear it? There's nothing actually playing right now, but I'm
just doing that for effect. That sound you Here is
the end of Joe Biden's presidency. So we're on top
of everything else we're gonna get to and I'll tell
you what that is in a moment. I have to
tell you right off the bat. You may love this,
you may hate it. I'm still unsure of how I
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feel about it, but I made a call. Joe Biden
has a press conference coming up in twenty five minutes
from now is when it's scheduled. But being as how
he's president and he's Joe Biden, I'm sure it'll be
about four five minutes from now. But he has a
press conference. They are, well, they're calling it a big
(01:07):
boy press a.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Boy press conference, boy press, A big boy press conference.
Speaker 6 (01:11):
Well, a press conference, A big boy press conference.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
A press conference.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
I guess a big boy press conference is what we're
calling it. The press conference is the big boy press
conference y'all are planning to have.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Gives his preser.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
I think it's adorable that the president of the United
States of America now is constantly talked about as if
he's a three year old who just went boopy in
his tipe. But either way, he's gonna have a big
boy press conference and we're going to carry it live,
live and uninterrupted. Maybe you just bashed your head off
the steering wheel, maybe you're cheering, but the plan is
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to carry it live. There won't be commercials. I won't
be cutting in. I may snicker from time to time.
I'll try the best I can not to do that,
but I can't help it. It makes me laugh. And
after he's back from that, we'll talk about it, analyze it.
So just know you don't have to change the channel.
Keep it right here. Biden's press conference will be played
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on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. That's gonna be
the second most boring radio we've ever done, Chris, right
next to remember that segment we did where we played
Freebird in its entirety for nine minutes just because you
thought it was funny. You're right, it was epic, Chris.
That's a good point. It wasn't boring, it was epic.
What else do we have on tap for tonight? Okay,
(02:25):
there there was a picture that was revealed online. It
was a leak, if you will. It was from a
briefing in the army at Fort Bragg. No, I don't
say Fort Liberty. I don't care how many times you
change the name of destroy our history. It's Fort friggin Bragg.
And it was about pro lifers being terrorists. We will
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get to that probably next hour. We'll talk about that extensively.
We'll talk some inflation talk, probably even do some phone
calls later on in the show. Don't call, don't don't
do that, some emails, other things. Will have a great
time tonight on the world famous Jeff See Kelly Show.
And before I forget, I feel like that was a
really long intro. I feel like the intro took half
the segment. Anyway, I have one more thing to add.
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Tomorrow's asked doctor Jesse Friday. So get your questions emailed
in right now. All three hours dedicated to you and
your questions whatever you email in to Jesse at jessekellyshow
dot com. Ask me anything now. I am the one
who made the call about carrying the live press conference.
(03:29):
I texted Jewish producer Chris and producer Michael this morning.
First thing, I said, we'll be carrying this press conference live.
I need to explain myself because you know that's not
normally something I do. I don't like this boring, scripted garbage.
Biden's boring anyway, I don't. But here's what I believe,
not what I know, just what I believe. I believe
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this will be his last one. That's why. That's why
I'm playing it. You're not going to see an other
big boy press conference out of Joe Biden. Joe Biden's
presidency is almost over. The system is shoving him out quickly.
I am good friends. Well, I don't want to get
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into who it is. It doesn't matter. But I have
many friends who are Biden's gonna leave. And I have
many friends who are Biden will never leave. They're not
gonna let him. But my most hardcore Biden's never gonna
leave friend texted me thirty seconds before the show came
on and said, Jesse, for the first time, I'm starting
to get nervous. Look, he just had a big NATO thing.
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It's really going on right now. He's doing this big
thing with Nato. And he just introduced Zelenski as President Putin.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he
has determination.
Speaker 8 (04:57):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Said, Look, here's the thing. At some point in time,
no matter what you do, at some point in time,
he's going to have to get up and do something
he can't do. Look, there's a headline here from Breitbart.
Joe Biden agrees to interview with Lester Holt after NBC
(05:23):
ran a segment saying he definitely has Parkinson's. NBC ran
a segment we played some of that doctor for you
that said this dude's got Parkinson's, this dudegast, and Joe
Biden has agreed to sit down with Lester Holt. Well,
he already sat down with George Stephanopolis. He already did
the debate. There's not another sit down, there's not another
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press conference. There's nothing you can do to cover up
for the fact that the President of the United States
of America is a cadaver. At this point in time,
it can't be covered up. At some point he has
to get up there and perform like a grown adult,
speak clearly answer questions. This kind of crap ain't gonna work.
Speaker 7 (06:07):
Dan proud to announce new security as systems package for Ukraine.
This would be the eighth package I've author.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
You should see him doing this little SoundBite. I should
note before I play it further. He's not even bothering
to look up anymore. He has note cards in his
hands and he just stares down at the note cards,
flipping through them as he tries to get through this
as best a kid. He's devolved to the point he's
not even pretending anybody sense.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
We've signed a NAS security bill Sectary of Defense.
Speaker 8 (06:33):
We can talk about what the details of all that are.
I signed it yesterday or last night, I guess.
Speaker 7 (06:38):
And we're working with our NATO allies, and sure Ukraine
is flying F sixteens this summer and we show the
world we stand with Ukraine.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
At some point in time. You gotta do it, and
he just he can't do it.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Allies in this room not only share a common language,
don't share a common language, we do not share a
common border, but we are neighbors.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
We're neighbors.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
He can't do it. And the reason I know it's well,
I shouldn't say no, I shouldn't say that. The reason
I'm more cocky now that my two year plus prediction
is going to be correct is now you see the
real true power behind the system, the real heavy hitters.
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They're shoving him out and they're not even really hiding it.
So you know, George Clooney, the actor, George Clooney comes
out with an op ed in the New York Times saying,
I was just at a fundraiser. He's got to go. Well,
here's a little tidbit for your courtesy of the New
York Post. Barack Obama knew about that New York Times
(07:49):
article and allowed it to happen. Barack Obama the real
power behind Joe Biden and his presidency.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
On what's going on behind the scenes is the Biden campaign,
and many Democratic officials do believe that Barack Obama is
quietly working behind the scenes to orchestrate.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
This and now the damaging leaks, the things that none
of these things will surprise you. You've known about Joe Biden's
condition since before he became president. None of these things
will surprise you. But now the real, real, juicy, damaging
leaks they're starting to squirt out there as staffers scramble
around for a new position, things like.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
This, According to two sources, before cabinet meetings the president attends,
cabinet officials will submit their questions and talking points, key
talking points and bullet points that they plan to present
to the president in these closed door meetings. This is
how one source described it. They said, the entire display
is kind of an act. They would come and say, hey,
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the President is going to call on you about twenty
five minutes in and ask this question, what are the
bullet points that you'll respond with. Now, the White House's
defense has been that that is standard practice for any administration.
They said, in a setting like this, you never want
the president to be not.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
It's not standard practice. It's not standard practice at all.
We're going to talk about that particular, that thing, the
whole cabinet members submitting questions, talking points. I'll give you
a little bit of background on that. We'll talk about
that in just a moment. Before we do that, I
want to talk to you about something a lot more
(09:38):
important than the presidency of the United States of America.
I want to talk about your dog and the fact
that he's really fluffy and you love him and you
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Now I take that back. Your dog's still gonna die.
That sucks. I'm gonna be sad when fred dies. But
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more importantly, he your life. I have this cousin. His
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Speaker 1 (10:38):
We'll be back the Jesse Kelly Show on air and
online at Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 7 (10:46):
And now I want to hand it over to the
President of Ukraine who has as much courage as he
has determination.
Speaker 8 (10:53):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
And yes, like I said, we will be carrying Joe
Biden's press conference live. I do believe I lied to you, though,
I said at some point in time that it wouldn't
be interrupted. If it goes on too long, we'll have
to go take a little commercial break. But we'll come
back and he'll still be live. And then after that
we'll come back and I'll be live, and I don't know,
maybe Joe Biden won't be alive. At this point in time.
He sounds like he's not doing very well. Either way,
(11:25):
Let's have a discussion now about this little bit Joe
Biden's cabinet members. I'm not going to play the whole
thing again, just the beginning having to submit questions and
talking points.
Speaker 9 (11:38):
According to two sources, before cabinet meetings that the president attends,
cabinet officials will submit their questions and talking points, key
talking points and bullet points that they plan to present
to the president in these closed door meetings. This is
how one source described it. They said, the entire display
is kind of an act. They would come and say, hey.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
So when Joe Biden meets with his cabinet, remember this
is his inner circle. These are the people who run
the country, his own cabinet. We're not talking members of
the media or something, his own cabinet. They have to
not only submit their questions ahead of time, they have
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to submit their talking points ahead of time. Because the
president is so old and so mentally destroyed, that's really
more important than his age. Mentally, he's so gone. Every
single thing has to be scripted down to the letter
(12:42):
to avoid complete embarrassment. And now we're getting these stories
because the system is about to run him out the door.
Let me tell you something about submitting talking points. I
used to do. I don't get invited there anymore. I
made too many inappropriate jokes. But I used to do
(13:03):
TV hits on Fox News. You remember, especially back when
my friend Tucker was on there, When Tucker Carlson was
on there, we're friends. You'd have me on, we'd go
laugh for a couple minutes. You remember those. Well, on
a lot of the shows, a lot of the shows,
they will not only tell you ahead of time what
they're going to ask you, they will demand Tucker isn't
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like this, but they will demand you lay out for
them the things you're going to say in return. And
I remember when I started doing TV. You know, I
do a TV show after this one too. I do
radio and TV and my TV show, I do a
lot more guests. I don't like guests on the radio
very much. I think they get boring, but I do guests,
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and guests would try to ask me, what are you
gonna ask me beforehand? Could I have a list of
the questions Jesse's gonna ask me? And I would always
flatly refuse. I will not give them out. If you
require that go beyond someone else's show, you sit down,
I'm gonna ask you questions that that really speaks to
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how scripted everything the Biden administration has done, which brings
us right back to the media, the real bad guy
in all this. You know, we talk all the time
about the system, you know, I talk about the system,
how all the different cultural pillars work together now when
they should be keeping each other in check. The reason
we have a president who has dementia and can't complete
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sentences for more than four hours a day if he's lucky,
and also reading them at the time is because we
don't have a media. We have a bunch of apparatics
who view their job as saving America from Republicans. I'm
looking at this headline from today, This is from the
Atlantic or no no, no, that's not from today. I misspoke.
(14:54):
It's from July third. It's from last week, John Hendrickson.
The headline is this you'll love the what Biden's stutter
doesn't explain? Okay, so John Hendrickson has an article saying
what Biden's stutter doesn't explain? Except I'm looking at a
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John Hendrickson article from twenty twenty four years ago. Here's
the headline, what Joe Biden can't bring himself to say
his verbal stumbles have voters worried about his mental fitness.
Maybe they'd be more understanding if they knew he was
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still fighting a stutter. You see, back when it was
time for the American media to vet Joe Biden to
ensure that we didn't end up with a president who
has dementia in the White House. Back then, they were
too busy serving democracy from Donald Trump, and so they
were writing complete apple rat check articles blaming Joe Biden's
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mental well, whatever you want to call it, I'll call
it an illness. It's not that mental incapability, I guess,
blaming it on a freaking stutter. And then four years later,
the same article or the same author from the same
publication The Atlantic, which is a garbage publication anyway, comes
out what Biden's stutter doesn't explain. Well, let me tell
(16:27):
you something, John Hendrickson, every single person who listened to
the Jesse Kelly Show or did any amount of research whatsoever,
knew Joe Biden wasn't okay back when he was running
the first time. It was obvious to everyone who wasn't
a dirty communist, like the people who write for the Atlantic.
The freaking guy got caught using flash cards for a
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sit down interview. You remember that. I can't play it
for you. It wouldn't play well on the radio. But
they didn't take into account the reflection. And Joe Biden
was sitting there doing an interview and I did the
whole air fingers quote thing an interview, and only you
could see in the reflection. They had freaking staffers standing
behind the camera with flash cards telling him what to say.
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That's not yesterday, that's not last week, it's not right
before the debate. All this was known while he was running.
But again it's all on how these people view themselves.
They didn't miss it. It was deliberately ignored at best,
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and at worst it was covered up by the American media.
The reason we are in this situation is one hundred
percent default of the American media, because if you live
in a country with a decent media, whether he's a
Republican or Democrat, you never end up with a president
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like this because the media would view itself as being
actual fenders of the country and the people. They would
dig into it, expose it, and stop it before it starts.
So when we go to this live press conference, which
hasn't started yet, we're not going quite yet. But when
we go to this live press conference, don't give an
ounce of credit to any of these dirtball reporters who
(18:16):
are about to ask the questions, because outside of Peter Doocy,
none of them have asked a decent one in four years.
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Speaker 5 (19:32):
True.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
It's the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Reminding
you tomorrow as an ask doctor Jesse Friday, and you
need to get your questions emailed in now to Jesse
at Jesse kellyshow dot com. The Joe Biden press conference
has not begun yet. I feel I feel like such
a journalist, Chris, what's wo It's in my blood.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It's this journalist Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
There's just no one better.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
We love Jesse. He's the best.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Yesse, please kiss my baby, Yesie, Jesse, Jesse.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Jesse, Jesse, this is Jesse Kelly yet KABC News and
we'll be covering the Joe. What Chris, I could be
a journalist. I would have been an amazing one. But
while we're waiting for old Joe to come on up
to the podium and start speaking, we might as well
knock out a couple of emails. I do want to
get to this army slide calling pro lifers terrorists. There's
(20:30):
a disturbing trend going on that's not going to surprise you.
We'll talk about that in a little bit. Jesse. Oh,
the RNC. Remember I have to go. I get to
go to the Republican Convention next week. I don't worry.
I'll be here every day. I'll be here tomorrow, I'll
be here every day. I think Friday of next week
I can't I have to travel, won't be there. But
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other than that, it'll be uninterrupted. And the setup they
have over there for us, the iHeart setup they have
is sick, really really cool. It's gonna make me look
even better than I normally look, which I know is amazing.
What Chris, uh, I don't I don't know if fans
are allowed in. I hope, but I don't know, So
(21:15):
don't just don't if you're in, if you're in Milwaukee
or in the area, please don't just show up because
the security for these freaking things. This is my second
convention I've gone to, and you have to to get
a press pass. I'm a very important person with the
press pass, what Chris I am. To get a press pass,
you have to submit all kinds of information to the
Secret Service to get clearance for this and clearance for that.
(21:38):
But I'm not saying you can't show up or can't
buy a ticket for it. I'm saying I don't know.
Don't show up at the door and said Jesse couldn't
said I could be here because I don't know what
the deal is gonna I don't know what the deal
is gonna be. I don't know if we're gonna be
able to do a Red Lobster meet up. I'm still
working on that. I can already taste the Chatterbay biscuits.
But Red Lobster has had some some bankruptcy problems, so
(22:00):
maybe we won't end up going to there going there
after all. Maybe they're all out of business. Dear Jesse,
you're heading to the land of beer, cheese and brought
worst next week. As a sandwich connoisseur, you need to
have at least one double brought during your stay. What's
better than a single brought worst? Well, two, of course,
(22:21):
and not one of those garbage mushy hot dogs, but
a wonderful hard roll. I actually do like a good
brought on a hard roll, Chris, a hard roll where
it's kind of a harder, chewier on the outside than
a hot dog bun is can you? People can't even
eat brought worst? Isn't it pork? Or is brought worst beef? Due? Chris?
You just stay out of this, Chris. We're talking about sausages, mustard, pickles,
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so on and so forth. Also, the bars are open
till four am during the convention. Too bad. Your bald
head will be on a pillow at that time after
watching some documentary in your motel room. You guys get me.
I'm not going out to any bars, and even if
I did, I certainly wouldn't be at one till four
freaking am. Who stays up till four am? I know
(23:06):
who does it?
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Now?
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine,
who has as much courage as he has determination.
Speaker 8 (23:13):
Ladies and gentlemen, President Putin.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
And did you hear did you hear how they're preparing
him for all the press conference tonight. Look, when you
have to have conversations like this, I think it's fair
to say it's.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Only president has probably had a bad press conference. That
is not an option for Joe Biden tonight. So is
he the kind of guy who will sit with his
staff and they will give him advice.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
Don't use numbers.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
You've been tripping up on numbers. Keep your answer, sure,
keep to the whatever it is. What do you imagine those.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
The President of the United States of America is not
a two year old you're trying to get to make
boopies in the toilet. He's got to be able to
complete sentences, he has to be able to know what's
going on. He has to know things. He has to
know numbers. And it's not exactly something breaking news of
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some kind that people stay in government too long. You
remember Arlen Spector, if you're a hardcore political person, you
will He was a senator from the state of Pennsylvania
for the longest time. The stories I used to hear
about Arlen Spector towards the end, he practically had to
be carried on and off of the Senate floor. He
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had no idea what was going on at any point
in time. It was a complete disaster. This is what
these people do. And I will say this again, I
don't get it. And I don't get it from Joe
Biden's perspective, from Arlen Spector's perspective, from any of them.
(24:55):
Who's that California senator who just fritzed out and practically
died on the Senate floor or Barbara Feinstein. Barbara Feinstein,
that's right with the Chinese spy. I don't understand it.
And to be clear, I understand the love of power.
I understand the love of feeling important. You have all
(25:15):
these staffers, yes, Senator, yes, mister President, you're in Washington, DC,
that already it feels important. Remember I lived there for
a year. I freaking hated it, but it does feel important.
You look around and you feel like, wow, I am
in the halls of power. I'm right next to power,
so it feels big, it feels important. I understand loving
(25:35):
all that. What I do not understand is when you
are at the age where you know you're close to death,
whatever that define close. Who knows you're a year, a month, shoot,
five years, whatever it is. Why don't you go retire
and do something fun and nice? And I probably my answer.
(26:00):
I was talking to one of these media people about
a journalist. You would know if I brought up his name.
I'm not going to bring up his name. Just know
that you would know him. And this media guy used
to work for him. And the guy, the journalist, he
can't hear anymore. His hearing's gone. You know what happens
(26:23):
as you get older. Mine isn't even what it was before,
but his hearing's going, so his staff has to turn
his ear piece way up. He doesn't understand any part
of technology, and he gets frustrated and starts screaming at
staffers all the time. This is very well known in
the industry. And no, don't email me and ask who
it is, because I'm not going to tell you. I
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can't do that. It was told I was told to
be in privilege, so it's stays in privilege. Anyway. I
asked this guy, I said, why is he still doing this?
He doesn't need the money he made millions and millions
of dollars. Why is he? Why? Why why aren't you
on a yacht in the Mediterranean or in the mountains
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of Tennessee or whatever you happen to love. Why aren't
you spending your final years just doing something you love?
And he looked at me right in the eye and
he said, it's all he knows. It's all he knows.
And that, I think is a big part of why
they're having such a hard time getting the bidens out.
As we talked about before, what is this family If
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Joe Biden is not there providing money for them in
a roundabout way, if Joe Biden isn't there providing the
political connections that allow Hunter, Joe's brother Jill, all the
rest of them, If Joe Biden isn't there providing them
with the way to earn a living, then what is he?
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And you know what this feels like to me? Have
you ever ever you know much about Muhammad Ali? Everyone
knows who he is, But towards the end, Muhammad Ali
was fighting and fights. He had no business fighting in
he was old, his mind was already gone, and he's
in there with professional fighters. Can't He wasn't fast anymore.
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He'd lost all of his speed, so he couldn't avoid
the big hits, and he was just taking big hit
after big hit after big hit, to the point it
was sad. It was awful, it was ugly, and it
was all the people around him who'd ridden the Muhammad
Ali gravy train for so long, who kept pushing him
in and pretty much just destroyed what was left of
(28:32):
his mind. It's very freaking sad, isn't it. Well, that's
what's happening to Joe. I'm not as sad for jokes.
He's been a piece of crap his whole life, but
still it's sad to watch. All Right, we are like
I said, I told you he'd be late. Presidents are
always late, and Joe Biden he's just late for everything.
He's late for life at this point in time. So
we're gonna take a break, like I said, we will
carry it live when he shows up at the podium.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
Hang on, miss dast catch up Jesse Kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. Remember
if you missed any part of the show, you can
download the whole thing. Iheartspotify, iTunes. Okay, So here's the
latest and greatest. This is just the drama and the intrigue.
It just never it never gets any better. The press
(29:22):
conference has not started yet. It was supposed to start
twenty minutes ago. Joe Biden's big boy press conference. They've
now officially announced that it is delayed. They're saying it's
going to start in about ten minutes. About seven o'clock
Eastern time is when they say it's going to start. Well,
(29:44):
Joe Biden, let's just talk about it, Joe Biden, because
he has dementia. We believe Joe Biden doesn't do well.
The later in the day, it is sure that NATO
thing finished and he was probably completely shot, just had
(30:06):
nothing left in the tank. And so right now they're
trying to get as much chicken noodle soup and dappioca
pudding in him as humanly possible. And of course they're
drugging him out of his mind on amphetamines. You watch
when he shows up at this press conference. His eyes
might just pop right out of his skull like they
did in the State of a Union address. But I'm
sure they're trying to well, they're playing they're playing a
(30:28):
very dangerous game right now, Joe needs to rest before
his quote big boy press conference.
Speaker 4 (30:35):
At the same time, the clock is ticking. Joe Biden
is going to start his press conference at the exact
time they just got done telling us when he fritzes
out for the day. Remember they've been saying about this time.
(30:56):
Joe Biden doesn't really take calls. He doesn't take meeting
because he can't. I'm not predicting fireworks during this press conference,
but I am going to say this. The dirty communists
in the American media who've been covering for him, they
now want him gone, and this press conference is going
(31:18):
to be I would suggest, I think it's going to
be unlike anything Joe Biden has experienced in the entire
political career he's had. Because the system now wants him gone.
The reporters in the room are no longer interested in
covering for him. We have to stop Trump now. They're
trying to get him to drop out of the race.
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It's public now, it's obvious. So we are taking a
shot fighter and putting him up against the A team.
Remember this communists, they aren't Republicans. They play to win.
The GOP plays to lose. The GOP lost again today,
Let's just talk about this real quick. Anna Pauline A
(32:00):
Luna Ben has she been really really impressive as a
very young congresswoman. She has been super impressive, smart guts,
that has just been really awesome. And she's been trying
to hold Merrick Garland to account for the fact that
he's in contempt of Congress. And so she comes up
with this bill that says she's going to find Merrick
(32:21):
Garland ten thousand dollars a day, ten grand a day
for being in contempt of Congress. Now that's a no brainer.
Merrick Garland should be in federal prison for the things
he's done with his job as Attorney General. He remember,
he sent one of his lackeys to work for Alvin
Bragg to try to throw Trump in prison. Merrick Garland,
(32:42):
he's the one who directed the FBI to go after
school board parents, calling them domestic terrorists. This all came
from Meryrick Garland. Merrick Garland's the worst, the worst. Merrick
Garland with what he's done with his office is as
evil or more evil than what Joe Biden has done
(33:02):
with his To take the position of Attorney general and
do with it what Merrick Garland has done is criminal, criminal,
And there was a very simple bill today, Hey ten
thousand dollars fine, ten thousand dollars a day, find a
Merrick Garland. Four Republicans voted against it. That would be
Tom McClintock, John Dwarte, David Joyce, and Mike Turner. Manda's Ohio.
(33:29):
I was born in Ohio and I adore Ohio. But gosh,
do they put out some third politicians from their loser
Governor DeWine to these congressmen come on Ohio. Anyway, those
four flat out voted against it. But that's not the
best part. The best part for me the reason it
failed twelve Republicans didn't even bother to show up. It
(33:55):
failed because twelve Republicans couldn't be bothered to show up.
And of course the answer to why they didn't show up,
it's probably more complicated than that. And when I say
more complicated, remember a lot of these people are blackmailed.
Do remember that we now have congressmen who have been
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brave enough in recent years to come out and talk
about the DC blackmail that goes on all the time.
This is not something you just see on Netflix or
in the movies, or you read a book about political
intrigue Washington, DC. Blackmail is how things are done. These
congressmen go on these trips all the time. They call
(34:40):
them junkets, where you'll throw twenty congressmen on a fancy
plane and you'll fly them over to France for a
conference on oil or something stupid like that. And then
you find yourself as a congressman on the American taxpayer's dime,
sucking down two hundred dollars a glass bourbon in the
hotel bar. And so dime comes strolling up to you
(35:02):
in a pretty looking dress. She's rubbing your arm, telling
you how handsome you are. You do something really, really stupid,
And then when it comes time to vote to bounce
Merrick Garland or just find Merrick Garland, you get a
knock at the door. Hey, we don't want you voting
(35:23):
against Merrick Garland, and we have this little video of
that time if you were in France. You remember that
time you were in France. Yes, you didn't know that
there was a video set up in your hotel room. Anyway,
you're not going to show up for that vote today,
and that's how you end up with twelve congressmen who
mysteriously all had card trouble or I guess maybe they
(35:46):
had a diarrhea or something. Who knows what the excuse was.
But remember that goes on a lot, a lot more
than you or I really want to think about. I'll
tell you that much, because if our country's hijacked in
that way, the future looks a little darker, doesn't it.
All Right, so we're getting ready to go to break.
(36:07):
It's scheduled to start in four or five minutes. Chris
is raising his hands. I'm raising my hands. Hopefully by
the time we get back it will be rolling, but
I don't know. If not, We're just gonna march on,
all right, Hang on,
Host
Jesse Kelly
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